The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Nets Clusterf*** and NFL Check-In w/ The Gridiron Gals

Episode Date: November 3, 2022

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Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Volume Podcast Network. It is Thursday, November 3rd, and we've got a great episode for you. We're talking about the Nets Cluster. Fuck trademark. That's the new name of the team. Brooklyn Nets Cluster Fuck. And we will be joined by the homies. The Gritiron Gals are back on with us to talk a little football for another mid-season

check-in. Too funny. Definitely, I know everyone loved when they were on the first time. You'll enjoy this interview as well. For real. As always, Jenkins and Jones hosted by my good friends, Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler. Hey, everybody. How good?

Legethro Jenkins, aka John. What's that, Bubba? And I'm Garty B, aka Mike. Motherfax. And let's dive into the cluster fuck, you know? Gotta eat our vegetables again, huh? Got to eat the cauliflower. I'm so fucking sick of this fucking team, dude.

I am so sick of these motherfuckers. From on every level, the players, the fucking GM, the fucking ownership. just sick of everybody here dude like dog go ahead go yeah i mean okay so they fired steve nash they bought e-may in they announced that fucking e-may hire like 20 minutes after they announced the fucking after the news broke well they didn't officially announce it we got news that it is a done deal so it's like bro like for one the first question arise you know were you vetting this guy or do you not give a fuck about vending this guy because either one if you're betting this dude while steve nash is still employed that's grimy if you don't give a

fuck, that's stupid and fucking irresponsible. And to fucking take this dude on who's in the middle of a fucking sexual misconduct scandal. Right? Like during this week where, you know, fucking Kyrie's platform and hate speech, you know what saying, that's the whole fucking, you know,

fire that you got to put out this week. And then you fire Steve Nash, bringing a dude who's dead in the middle of a sexual misconduct scandal. And it's just like, Josiah did all this fucking chest thumping last summer about how he was taking the keys back from Katie and Kyrie about how it was time to run this franchise the right way about how it was time

to restore the culture. Is this what your fucking culture is, dude? Like, just having no fucking spine at all. You know what I'm saying? You let Kyrie slide on the shit. We got the statement today from the ADL and they did that little choice statement where Kyrie didn't apologize

and if you expected apology from Kyrie where the fuck have you been the last four years because, you know, apologies require you know, self-awareness and accountability. And if you think Kyrie possesses that, I don't know where the fuck you've been since like 2017. But anyway, beyond that, just to fucking,

I mean, for one, it was the right thing to do to hire Steve Nash. Not at this time, though. You should have fired him last off season. You should have got him out of their last off season. You should have got a new coach in there who can instill his philosophy, his game plan, and all that, had these boys ready to go from game one. But Joe Salle wanted to fucking, you know, dump his chest

show everybody that he wasn't conceding in the KD because KD wanted him out. There was a middle ground, like we said, that Joe Sack had taken where, you know, of course you take the keys back from KD and Karee, but you get a new coach in there. Anyway, you let this guy come out to a fucking, what, two and six start, you get rid of him, and you bring in the guy who's in the middle of a sexual misconduct scandal. And while all last summer, you were bumping your chest about how it's time to restore the culture, and this is what the fuck that looks like. I mean, I think I even said last, when this was happening, I was like, the reason Katie came back was because they had an agreement.

And if Steve Nash starts off trash, they get him the fuck out of there. I think I even said like five games and some shit. And they did that shit. You know what I mean? All that's spying. I'm standing beside. All that shit was bullshit. But like, dog, you get rid of them and then you bring in e-mate.

You know what I'm saying? Because the way to solve one problem is to add more. It's just fucking ridiculous. Nothing they do makes any fucking sense. You know what I'm saying? Mike, Mike what's saying? It's just a cluster fuck over there. And it's tiring.

Somebody was asking me, is this the most annoying NBA team of all time? And it possibly is. I don't know if I've ever been this annoyed with the NBA team. You know what I'm saying? I mean, maybe with players, but the team has a whole thing. whole. Like, even with Marks, they're asking him, you know, if he's got, I haven't chosen my coach yet. The fuck. It's rare to be annoyed at a GM, not the GM of your favorite team. They were asking the Celtics, they already knew if they could get EMA prior to firing Steve Nash.

So wild shit was already going on. As trash as Steve Nash was, he didn't even deserve this shit. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't know about that. I will say, I was kind of laughing at some of the we talked about this with Twitter like some of the with Elon Musk buying it some of the like but now Twitter he's now this bad thing's happening

at Twitter Twitter's like Twitter's always been terrible and similarly with Steve Nash like Steve Nash deserved to be fired every day since he got hired but how he went about it

like that like Tyler was saying it's a dirty game if you're going through this process behind Steve Nash's back but I just think well before he'd well well before he gets fired.

You know what I'm saying? Did you see like on inside the NBA, they were like Steve Nash's a scapegoat. He doesn't deserve to be treated like this. It was like, this is one of the worst coaches that we've seen. No, he deserved to be fired. No, he deserved to be fired. I'm saying the way it's been done.

But yeah, the in-me situation. I mean, I remember when Stephen A. said the email shit and people were sending shit to send him to that that tweet to me like, this is the worst take of all. Like, like, this is the exact thing you don't need to do. And they didn't. It. Bro, I was, to be completely honest, I was creating a video for work talking about, you know what I'm saying, Stephen A's take, like how ridiculous it was.

And because I'm like, bro, because I thought it was just insane that they would even like, what type of ridiculous statement is that or take it? And I was like, oh my, they did that one thing I thought was the dumbest decision they could potentially make. You know what I'm saying? I understand he's a good coach. Yes. But being that you have all this shit going on already And then adding that to the fold Like you know people were talking about

The PR team is you know what I'm saying? Bro like how do you manage on it? This is ridiculous There's a couple other wrinkles by the way You know number one Boston didn't ask for anything to let him out of the contract Which tells me the Celtics are like Fuck yes

Take him off our hands We're very happy to not have to deal with this 10 months from now or whenever it is when that suspension was going to be over. And then the other thing is you have to assume this is the biggest story in the NBA that I can remember where we don't have all the details, right? You have to assume some of that was because of the like mutual suicide pact

basically between the Celtics organization and EMA that if this got out, it would be terrible for both of them. Well, now he's not in the Celtics organization anymore. Didn't they say they talked to the Celtics organization anymore? to the Celtics? I remember I saw something where they said they said they did their due diligence or some shit.

Right, right, right. But this is just like, in my opinion, like many of these other things, they might know back channeled from the Celtics what happened, but it's very different if now someone at the Celtics

tells a reporter they want a favor from what happened and now it's public. And I feel like there's a very good chance that that happens in the short term, personally. I mean, think about it. What was the last thing like this that was such a big black box

where like, what's going on? It never got out. At some point it's going to come out, right? So we'll see. But look, go ahead, Tyler, sorry. I was going to say, and Joe Sy when he, you know, they still fucking had the kitty gloves on with Kyrie with the platforming of hate speech, right? They, they're shielding him from fucking post-game pressures. They didn't do any type of disciplinary action besides, you know, having him, you know, released that apology and make his donations or what have you. And, you know, Joe Syed tweets out the tweet about, you know, there's no place in his organization for that type of hate speech. Then he follows it up with it's bigger than basketball. And then he turns around

to hire his email like two days later. It's not bigger than basketball, bro. You don't get a shit about anything besides fucking winning. And the whole thing is, like I said, this whole summer, his whole goal was to publicly grandstand and take the keys back from KD and Karee.

Congrats, you did that, but you are still a prisoner to them. You're still a prisoner to fucking Karee being on a one-year deal to KD being 34 years old. You know what's when now. This is a desperate move where you fucking, you know, move very, very cowardly without, you know, having any fucking moral compass here. Even Katie's statement about playing yesterday. I'm like, it's, you know, like, in most situations when they're, you know, if he said like, yo, having Achilles tear, you know what I'm saying, makes you look at basketball.

But Katie, you've never spoke like this before. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like all of, you know, like, it's just, I mean, everybody's just weird in this situation, man. Like, I just, you know, Katie, before you went to the Warriors was my second favorite player. I love watching Katie play. But, like, it's just everybody's so fucking annoying in this entire organization. I truly think they're the most annoying organization of all time.

Like you said, I've never heard anybody hating GMs and the GM's getting on my fucking nerves. I don't know what I think about GM. Like the Pistons GM has never made me mad. You know what I mean? You feel me? And everyone was like, shut the fuck up to a GM. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, oh my God.

I'm just tired of the bullshit. I usually thoroughly enjoy dysfunctional teams. The dysfunction here isn't even fun. You know, this is not the fucking, you know. It's dangerous. Yeah, this isn't, it's irresponsible. This isn't the art test fucking, you know, stack pacers who are out there beating motherfuckers up.

You know, this isn't the fucking jailblazers who are getting high fighting at the strip club. You know what I'm saying? This is the fucking Gilbert arenas who was pooping his shoes and bringing guns to the locker room. All that shit is entertaining. It's funny. This shit is just annoying, dog. It is just annoying. I'm tired of these motherfuckers, man.

Well, I can imagine that someone who would completely agree with everything you just said is Steve Nash. And I want to say, I am happy for Steve Nash because I can imagine that no one is feeling more relief anywhere in America than fucking Steve Nash walking out of that building for the last time. That man got paid to leave that. And he got a bag. And you know he care about that bag. That last year with the legacy, he let y'all know what time it was. He sure did. He going to secure that bag by any means.

I was talking about, look, like, we all know that little rush of pleasure you get when someone cancels plans or whatever, you know, or you cancel plans. Like, I got like, like, almost an overdose of that when I dropped out of grad school after a month. You know what I mean? And I was like, oh, I've been stressed about the next two years. And my whole schedule just got cleared up off one fucking email for my whole mid-20s, just opened up a little bit. You know what I mean?

I went and took my textbooks back. I took the money and I went and bought a video game. Steve Nash, that new Call of Duty is out. Modern Warfare too, baby. The Tiger Woods, too. Hey, I need both of them, bro. Hey, type in, Steve.

You know what I mean? Drop your gamer tag, my friend. Okay, last sports thing I want to talk about before we get to the interview. I just thought this was super funny. Did y'all hear the clip of this happened between pods? The clip of Miles Turner on, I think it was on Wosha's pod, but he's on a podcast

selling himself. Is that tampering dude? Like, I don't want to be a police officer face motherfucker, but that got to be tamper. But you, you walk in a line. No, no, I don't want the hammer to come down on him. I'm just asking. Is that not tamper? Okay. I mean, I don't know.

He was like, hey, I think you got to pull that trick if you want me there, man. Just get rid of those. I was like, what the fuck is this? I could help y'all win, you know what I mean? He's flashing the fishnets a little bit. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what I'm? He's showing the ankles a little bit. You know what I mean? My favorite was when he was like, I mean, he really sounded like a basketball fan when he was like, Braun is, you know, like the time is like this time is crucial for Braun. He was talking like he wasn't in the league. Like he wasn't a part of the trade.

Like he wasn't in. He was out there sound of like us, dog. Right, right. Talking about him. You're working on bronze windows. You got to pull that trigger. That's us, dog. You got to go, right.

And you got to go back to practices. Talk to these, to be around these things. You basically said, bro, get me out of here. Like, you weren't you. Crazy. I respected, though, man. Come to L.A. Get the fuck out of Indiana, G.

Please. I respected. It was just hilarious. He was like, I could help them win. Like, you know, I mean. And he even, he was like, I love to play center. Like, I'll play the five with no complaints.

Right. You hear that? You hear that AD? I will play the five, bro. Right. It felt like a comedy skit, bro. It was just like when he brought the AD thing up, it was just like, this is like two inside baseball. Bro.

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Gambing problem. Call 1-800 gambler or visit Fandul. dot com slash RG. All right, we're excited to welcome on. Our buddies, happy to have them on again to talk a little football. The Gridiron Gals at the NFL chick and at Chelsea's Right. They've got a great podcast. You can download and listen to, I assume, on all the various platforms. Thanks for hopping on with us again, guys.

We appreciate it. Thank you for having us back. All right. It's good to have y'all back. The homies. For real, for real. The homie. Play cousins.

Play cousins. Play cousins. Like a decade deep, ain't. We really are. We really are. Now, their family for real. You guys on our podcast in 2016. I remember that.

I do remember that, too. I was in Atlanta during that time. I remember that. John was still watching football. I was just glad to be here. I was still watching football. Like, it's basketball season, but we got invited back. So I feel like we did something right from first time.

It's still America. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's still America. Everybody who, you know, yeah. Everyone was super excited about the first time you were guys on. So we appreciate you hopping on. And I appreciate you.

You know their family for real because it's past 11 their time and they still put up with y'all showing up 10 minutes. I'm trying to tell you. Apologies. Apologies, man. Big triple. You was for to hang up? Shales, you was for to hang up? My bad.

Catch on next time. My bad, I'm going to sleep. Respect it. I would have respected it. You know how I go. for so for so all right so who's downfall

do we want to celebrate first Dan Snyder or Tom Brady's what's the moment yes yes well I am personally

taking more joy in Dan Snyder's downfall yeah of course you know lifelong fucking Washington fan unfortunately so I mean

I honestly never thought this day was coming but it feels like you know what I'm saying he wasn't trying to call the owners out on their bluff who would like

yo, we're about to, you know, take this shit to vote and we're gonna get, you know, bring all this shit to light, man, you better put this motherfucker up for, you know, to sell and we just got the newsflash a day. Then we got the newsflash that the fans are on her ass because you can't even fucking sell the team right. You can't even quit this motherfucker the right way. Nothing

you have done with this franchise has been done correctly, bro. Not even you exiting. God damn. What the fuck, Dan Snyder? He's the worst. Hey, man. I feel like, I feel like he went on a tanjointed. and said, hey, I got

something on all you motherfuckers. I'm going to call all your motherfuckers out. I'm bringing you. He was on some Nino Brown shit. If I'm going down, everybody going down. And guess what? Somebody was like, oh, really? And they called their little friends over at the FBI

and say, hey, I got some information on this young man. Let me go here and tell you what I do know. So Dan Snyder might have moved in some checkers, but somebody got a chest clean. Oh, and they made you move. You got, you got enemies for real if motherfuckers go to the FBI about you. Like, worse you can do all about me

is like go to my mom or some shit. These motherfuckers went to the FBI, though. Hey, hey, what if it was Jim Ursay, though? The cocaine? But I thought it was what Jay orsay said. When he tried to call their bluff, when he tried to call their bluff, Jim Ursay was like, do it. Do it.

We got finished stuff. He said, you go ahead. And I said, yeah. I said, oh, you didn't let the cocaine. can't call your bluff. Oh, boy, you fuck. You can't shame somebody like that. You can't shame somebody that's been locked up with drugs.

That's been, you don't care about that. You know, you can't, you can't shame a dude that moved the team out of town in the middle of the night. You can't shame a dude that's openly done drugs and got caught. You can't shame a dude like that. He don't give a shit. You know what I'm saying? It's nothing else you can do. Put in that call from the phone booth.

Hey, is this the FBI? With the. going on this shit. Y'all ain't got a call out of you, do you? Oh, okay. When you're a billionaire, you got all types of numbers. You asked John, hey, all them guys got somebody in their pocket. You know what I'm saying?

For yourself, for sure. Jim Ursa ain't no different. And you know, like, the FBI got one of them officers in Indiana. All he did was just going up the street and was like, hey, I got something on somebody. I need you to look into and bam, the rest was his. That's my story. And I'm a- You created a-

whole Netflix series just now. I love it. I'd watch it. To catch an NFL owner. Right. I think that is. Hey, as long as it works, right? Like,

Dance Night is literally the worst owner. Like, that stadium is what many people would still consider like a fairly, it's not even an old stadium. It's a shitty dump. Like, do-do be falling on people's hands in the stadium. No, I'm serious. That ain't even a joke.

It's perhaps the worst fucking field in the NFL, yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. There's beams that you sit in. Like, the last time I've been to a stadium that had, like, literally, like, seats near the beams of the stadium was Wrigley Field. Do you know how old Wrigley Field is? 1913.

1913, okay? If FedEx isn't that old old is. In 1999, like this. I'm trying to understand. I think. I think that stadium came in the 90s. Yeah, so I'm going to say, I'd be surprised if it's older than 30 years old,

but, you know, they moved on from R&K, you know, that she was built in the 90s. Yeah. It was built in 99, either 98 or 99. Yeah, I know it was like mid, mid, late 90s or something, yeah. It was late,

it was definitely late 90s. My point is, is that it is still not old enough to look the way you do and to act the way that it does. To act the way to do. Terrible Wi-Fi in there. You do falling on people's heads.

I mean, I'm just trying to understand. That'll make no sense. None at all. Thank you. Come on. They have terrible cell phone service in there. And every other stadium that I've gone to has their own Wi-Fi. Like the Raiders Stadium we get in, they was like, oh, here's this beautiful Wi-Fi.

And it was, like, fast. There were no delays. And it was like thousands of people there. And I'm like, you know, everybody is checking their phone. They're checking other games. They're posted from social media. They're online betting. And y'all ain't got no service on there.

That's why they got the. Wi-Fi poppatives. They want you live betting the shit, like in between play. They're talking about it like at Dodger Stadium, and it's not, gambling is not even illegal in California, but in their renovation at Dodgers Stadium, they build a whole gambling pavilion. And that's what they're like, we want you to be able to bet on pitches. Like, we want you to be able to bet on batters as is coming up. And I was like, this sounds a little scary to me. Unhealthy. Feeding the habit, baby. Feed the habit. Yeah. Well, y'all mentioned Nino Brown. I was going to say Scarface, but like one way or another,

billionaires and rapper, like, everyone has the aesthetic of like, I love the speech that the fucking mobster gives at the end of the movie. Watch the last 10 minutes of the movie. It never goes well after that speech. You're threatening 31 billionaires

who you are saying you're going to release incriminating information about him. You are lucky all they did was called the FBI Dance Nighter. Absolutely. Absolutely. For sure. Somebody getting their ass beat. I'm from the old school.

You're going, somebody getting, coming to your house and getting your ass beat. Yeah, they definitely, they definitely got enough money than Jimmy Hop for him. He'll be buried in one of those pillars. We don't know where he's. A magic trick. Take that part out.

Hey, take this part out. All right. This is a good shit. So, Google. Google says that FedEx was built in 1997. And it was built $250 million in 1997 money. Like that's a lot of fucking money when gas was $89 a gallon and shit. You know what I'm saying?

A quarter of a billion in 1997 money. You say Oasis opened that stadium and they have seats behind pillars and poop falling on people. I'm telling you, like, sewage is literally falling on. people. And I'm just, I can't. I'm just, I don't understand. So shitty owner who built the shitty stadium. He's trying to move it to a shitty area.

It's like, just get him out of here, dog. Like, get him out of here. It's the best thing that's up with the fans. Yeah. Look, Washington fans, maybe they do deserve it. No offense to you, Tala. I mean, but you don't deserve it. But I know some people that do deserve it.

But everybody doesn't deserve what, would Dan Snyder's put them through this is a lot. Worst fucking owner in the league, bro, like flat out. It just doesn't seem like a likable guy. Yeah, I was like, yo, if Washington changes their name and kick Snyder out, I will be back on board.

I did not see that commanders fucking ambush, you know, hoodwinking me, but go manders. I guess I'm riding with the manders now. Gotta be a man of my word. Somebody needs to change it back to just stick with the Washington football team. That was as a little fire.

I love that. And the marketing behind it was good. Like, just go back to that. Like, who, I know he supposedly took a poll and you made that up yourself because you don't really care. Commanders. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Feel like this. What the hell was a command? And I keep calling them the commandos. I call them the Commandoors. The Commodores. I just can't get it right. Can't get it right. I mean, just to watch it.

I'm sorry. So are you back on board, Tyler? Are you waiting to see who's going to buy the team? You know, maybe he'll sell it to a worse person than himself. Yeah, yeah, because of like Steve Banner or somebody come on board. Like, you know what I'm saying? The only person I can think of worse than him is Elon Musk. Oh, that Elon Musk, that motherfucker.

Yeah. So we'll see. We'll see. I don't know, but, you know, as trash of a franchise as it has been for the last three fucking decades, they're still. a whole lot of a lower to, you know, an NFL team in D.C. You know, I think that, yeah, there's going to be a huge bid in war for this. This is probably, you know, they're probably going to sell for $5.5.6 billion.

It's going to be the, you know, the biggest fucking haul ever for a sports team. So we'll see. Yeah. I think it's more than that. I think they're worth more than that. So, I mean, listen, you know, somebody, look, Byron Allen was trying to buy the Broncos. He got a lot of money. Don't see if we're buying out and doing with this money and see if he can grab

something and pull something up. So, you know, I just think it's time for a fresh start because, because, you know, Snata is not it. He's a terrible person. He's a terrible owner. You know, he makes shitty stadiums. I just don't even know what to think. Like, why have you, I know you've been probably to FedEx Field before,

but, and I know Chels has been, but if you guys have never been like, it's literally like in the worst area. It's only one way to get in, one way to get out. It's nothing about that place makes sense. It's like, what, almost 30 minutes from D.C.? Like, who came up with this idea? The traffic is really, really bad. I mean, the area has grown up and developed a lot,

like apartments and townhouses and everything, but that made more traffic. Like, it's a nightmare for people. Exactly. It's a nightmare over there. It's a nightmare. So I'm praying for you, Tyler. Thank you.

I appreciate it. I'm going to eat all the prayers I can get. I got you, friend. I'm about to put a bid in on that motherfucker. Let's do it Tell the volume $25, $25,000, you know what I'm saying? When you listen to the next Jenkins and Jones

are you here Tyler asking you about your car personality five times instead of one time You'll know what the deal is Tyler's doing ad reads for Draymore from now on I'm doing average for every motherfucking body So ladies, where are you at with this season? Like, you know, it looks pretty much like you know the AFC is going to come down

the, you know, Buffalo Ravens. I'm honestly not sure who's the front running the NFC. I'm guessing Philly, you know what I mean? But I'm not all the way sold on them. I'm a happy Niners fan right now. I'm a happy nighters fan right now. I think the NFC is going to be right fun. Wow, because of Kristen McAfree?

Okay. I mean, yeah, the AFC, it's crazy because the AFC is like diluted with a lot of talent. It's a lot of talent, but it feels like the same like the teams are the same, right? Like, it's going to be the chiefs. It's going to be the They'll probably be the Ravens.

Maybe the dolphins find a way to, you know, come out and be the team. But then, like, when you look into the NFC, it's like there's the Eagles. I'd say Dallas is up there. Sorry, Tala. But it's true. You apologize to him, but I'm on the call. You need apologize to him because he. You need apologize to you.

Because she won't get her hopes up for nothing. I'm saying something nice about your team. Your team. So I'm saying something. I'm saying it to him because we. We know he hates the Cowboys. Sorry, Tyler. It's true.

They're a good, they're a good football team. And then it's like everybody else is like, I have no idea what's going on. Like the Bucks aren't good. Like the NFC South is just a waste dump. I don't know what else everybody got going. Look, the Seahawks is like currently leading the NFC West. What's going on with your 49 is? Come on, man.

We got a sack of potatoes at quarterback. But we got our, but we got our, We got the right running back for our head coach. So I'm, I'm excited. We'll see what happens. Yeah, and you guys looked good last week, and there was no Debo Samuel. So Christian McCaffrey ended,

Christian McCaffrey showed off last day. I was like, good Lord. But then you're going to get Devo Samuel back like, y'all, I don't know. I feel I'm, I'm, I'm, we're frisky. You know what I mean? We're frisky. The Packers dog, like, what the fuck, man? And like Aaron Rogers lost the superpower

like the minute Devonte Adams got traded. Like I never see somebody like drop off. And I can't even necessarily like blame all of it on him because I don't know the dudes he's thrown to. I don't know those guys. Lizard, that's pretty, that's literally the only guy that I know as of right now that's on their active roster because Randall Cobb ain't even playing.

But it's like, I heard he got hex. Huh? I heard he got hex because wasn't one of his ex-girlfriends was a witch. And then I heard... Oh, that last lady. Yeah, and then I heard she hexed him. I heard she hexed him.

I believe it. I believe, look, the way he planned, I believe it. Probably so. Something going on. Okay. So she didn't put, she didn't let his draws on fire or something. I don't know what happened. But somebody boogany boogany boon.

Because he looks like boogany boogany boogany bo. Oh my goodness. Oh, she's the rain. God Rodgers is a hot-ass mess. And it's crazy. I don't know who anybody is anymore in terms of the NFC. Like the Super Bowl champions look like, but Matt Stafford is always going to be Matt Stafford.

I don't know why we tried to act like he was like this huge upgrade from Jared Gough. It wasn't a game manager. That's all they needed. They needed some game manager. They ended up getting Odell Beckham Jr. They ended up getting Vaughn Miller. I mean, when you got a star-study cast, you really can't go wrong in it.

that regard, right? He, look, the pumpkin, it's midnight, the pumpkin is back, the carriage is gone, and he's right back to being in his raggedy-ass clothes

in the, like, Cinderella. Okay. So. His raggedy ass called a nigger raggedy guy. Damn.

Raggedy. That ball got turned back into a potato sack out this morning. You feel me? No, the glass slipper then turned into a raggedy ass shoe and a jelly.

He turned into, look, his glass slip turned to some easy slide. Ladies, I don't know what's there. My favorite thing is Tom Brady being bad. I was just about to say,

how have you been enjoying the twists and turns for Tom Brady so far this season? We had a couple of laughs at his expense on the last episode, I do believe. Where's your family, bro? So, I mean, it's just, he's old, man. I feel you, Tom, like you get up out the bed. You got to think before your feet hit the floor.

You know, like, I get it. I just wish that he wasn't such an egomaniac. And he was like, you've got 17 rings. You're 45. You've done. There's nothing else for you to achieve in the NFL. What are you doing? Now you're divorced.

So you ain't got nobody to go home to now. You know, what are you doing? what you like. You know, I don't know what he else. He buying his Corvette. That's what he doing. He buy, you know, it's the midlife crisis. He buying his Corvette. Well, you look crazy. That's what he looks crazy out here. You know. He looks defeated. Like, he looks like a defeated man. Like, I don't have no friends. I got no wife. The only thing I know was football, you know. Y'all ever been to work when you was going through, you know, a breakup? Y'all know what it was like.

You wasn't doing no work. You was just looking at the train. Going through the motions, you feel me? Hell, yeah. He wasn't doing no work. He got to do that in front of the world. You know what I mean? Exactly.

And he's doing it in front of the world. He is breaking up with one of the top supermodels in the entire world for all of us to see. So not only is he breaking up and going to work, it's a public breakup. And we know the lady too. So that's like a triple quadruple whammy. Any oldest fuck still playing football, you know what I mean? like a bunch of shit going on right now, bro. Hey, you play.

I wouldn't want to be Tom Brady. You watched you when they was four. They're like, hey, I've been a fan ever since I was four. Damn. Oh, that. Right. But yeah, I knew, I knew his world was crumbling around him when I saw him mixing that shit up with with the Saints that one week when he was trying to fight all those motherfuckers.

I was like, yeah. I was like, I know this. I was like, I know this holes all through this motherfucker's driving. wall at the crib. I was like, this motherfucker is at his wits in, dog. He is lashing out.

White motherfuckers will punch a hole in the wall when shit's going that bad, bro. Those motherfuckers will put some holes and some goddamn wall. What's on with your people, Mike? You got to explain that, man. Why do y'all punch more? Come on.

Yeah. But shit's not going on. Why do y'all punch one holes in walls? And look, Tom could literally be like, you know, this is a lot for me. and retire in season. He's not going to do that. We know that, right?

His ego won't allow him to. But he could if he wanted to, right? But he chooses not to. And we talked about this the last time we were on here. Nobody be wanting to deal with them kids' energy. I know that he don't like his children because he decided to come back to work. So it is really, Tom is really on some fuck them kids. And I understand.

I do. I do understand. Now, if I'm Giselle, I'm dropping them motherfucking kids off on that Tampa door. stuff and I'm going to go ahead and travel the world. You're going to have to figure it out why I go ahead and be a deadbeat mother. That's what I'm going to be. I'm going to be a deadbeat mother. Because I have taken care of these kids long enough.

And you have gotten away with it trying to talk about you going to work. Well, guess what? You're going to find a way to take care of these kids because they are getting dropped off on your front door and I'm going to Brazil, baby. She's going to sue him for him to have custody. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm going to be a deadbeat mother.

to find yourself. He needs to go here and just, just look, call it a day. I'll see y'all in about six months. You are a terrible person. The kids don't need nothing, they're seen her everywhere. You are an actual terrible person.

I'm a terrible person, but Tom Brady is the one that unretired to not be with his children. Excuse me? Despite Adam Schaefter. Just to get, just to get one around Adam Schaeffey. Could a let old Shepty win this one. Lost your family.

That his kids expense. Doesn't matter. Shit. God damn, Tom. What the fuck? Hey, man, I'm for you, Giselle. Go ahead and be a deadbeat mother.

It is your time to shine. There's not enough. There's not enough. There's not enough. We need more. She can sit child support. She can sit child support. She got the brand.

She got the brand winner. She got the brand for it. She's going to sit there. Just drop them off, give them a couple million dollars and say, here y'all go. Don't touch nothing. When you go in there, don't touch nothing.

Sit down there, don't touch nothing. I'm gonna be back and then be gone for six months. She on social media, living her best life. The kids looking on her on the Instagram, like, damn, she just dropped us off. Take your mirror pigs getting fits off, you know what I mean? You know what I'm? Flexing that thing, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Get so tired of shine, baby. Oh, shit. All right. y'all got any other funny NFL stories to talk about i think that was everything i had y'all don't want that lady to keep talking she's crazy shale's ready to go to sleep man it was fun man but it's time and i get it

i get it well thank you guys for hopping on with us at gridiron gals subscribe to it we always appreciate y'all and we'll have you i like doing this little like monthly NFL check in it's it's fun to have a reason to talk about the NFL on here we appreciate you're coming out. I don't even fucking football and I'd be laughing at y'all. Football is hilarious. You got to laugh. These people are deranged.

And we are deranged because we still watch. Everybody crazy. You're like the punishment. Absolutely. Sorry. Thanks guys for having us. Appreciate y'all. Anytime you're going to shut, y'all.

All right. That was great. Thank you guys. All right, guys. Our thanks to Rita and Chels for hopping on with us. Always love having them. on always the homies

always man the homies like I said it's been a decade you feel me decade out of this motherfucker decade plus

and they hopped down late with us too it was it was very late their time I forget that not everyone on the east coast

is Tyler are actually humans you know what I mean they don't they don't operate like Tyler where they need sleep you know I mean

for sure for sure all right before we get out of here did you all see the clips I'm posted on Twitter of the new affirmation rap

song for kids that Snoop Dog made. I saw a bit of it. I saw a bit of it. Yeah, yeah. What a truly the most unique career arc in American pop culture history. Like, I don't even know who else you would put up next to him. And I made the joke to

Tyler, but like, can you even imagine explaining this shit to 13 year old us, bro? Doug. He is a murder case beating Crip crazy. You know, a murder case beating proud Crip who is America's fucking sweetheart.

You could not have told fucking 13 year old me that this would be the reality that we would live in one day. Like, he is one of those guys who has like a fucking damn near universal approval rating. Everyone fucking loves Snoop. Like I told you out in a group chat, this motherfucker went to a clan rally.

He'd get a standing ovation, bro. Who the fuck doesn't like Snoop? You know what I'm saying? It's just, oh yeah. Like you said, I don't think we've ever seen. a more unique fucking, you know, career path of a pop star than fucking Snoot. Bro, murder was the case that they gave me. And that dude, the dude that dropped his hands

when he realized he was not guilty. Bro, but I mean like hosting game shows. You know what I mean? Like, dog, that's just, bro, like, only, only one of him in every multiverse. There's no other version of Snoop This is the only version right here And he's the only one of him

It's crazy All right Last topic Did y'all see that Adele said We've been saying her name wrong Really? Yeah What is it?

I'm gonna see if I could do this right Adai No Adele Adela The L is a year That's almost Southern though.

No, but it was like, she said it in it, it's just, it's like the way we would say Adele, if we had an English accent, but there was like a little twang on the L. Adel. It was like halfway between a Y and an L. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele.

A Dale. A Dale. A dale. A dial and a dale there. That's a deal. Okay. So, in her last, her last name is Atkins, which is like a very black southern. last name.

So her name is Adail Atkins. Bro. That is a 60-year-old She's from Jackson, Mississippi, bro. She's been lying to us the whole time, dog. Adele Atkins. Adail. It came out, bro.

Bro, the truth came out when she pronounced that shit. She's been fronting the whole time. Fuck you mean, dog. All right, y'all. That's all the time we got for Jenkins and Jones. We'll be back on Monday. Meridianville, Mississippi. Adail.

Hey, old Atkins. I hope everyone has a good weekend. I was trying to think of a funny Adele song to do in a Southern accent right then, but I'm too fucking tired. What's it Adel song? It's late, man. I don't know, bro. Say you on the other side. Say you.

I don't know. Side. That is. Bye, y'all. We'll see all next week. Bye.