The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Robert Sarver Selling, Bron Balding, and Adam Levine Wilding

Episode Date: September 22, 2022

The guys discuss Robert Sarver reportedly selling the Suns and Mercury, pictures of LeBron James totally bald, why they’re praying Russell Westbrook doesn’t end up in Utah, Adam Levine flirting in the whitest way possible, and more. #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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renaissance man a good old renaissance man impersonator extraordinaire that's like the only voice I could probably impersonate all right big breaking news right before we started recording Robert Sarver is going to sell the Phoenix Suns and Mercury initially the NBA had issued a one year's

suspension and a $10 million fine to Sarver and you know let's be honest. I mean, this is, as has been the case, this is a player-led movement. You know, this is the new NBA. I think this, a big part of this is LeBron James coming out and just saying, hey, man, I'm the face of this league and it's bullshit that this dude is going to continue to own a team. He did so in a respectful, but very firm way. I think this kind of ties into what we're talking with Matt Sullivan about on the pod last week. What's the difference between having a platform

and using a platform? Is Bron just being like, I'm not that worried about. what the blowback is on me, but I just think it's bullshit. This dude's going to keep owning a team if we're about what we say we're about. I think the next day, PayPal announced that they're pulling their sponsorship money from the stadium. And then here we are less than a week later. He announces he's selling the team. We'll talk about the ludicrous statement he put out in a second. But gentlemen, what's your reaction to Robert Sarver getting the fuck up out of there?

I'm not too surprised. I know when PayPal withdrew their sponsorship that you know, it was just a matter of time before other sponsors started withdrawn. And they probably gave, you know, the NBA the ultimatum, like, you know, paypools pulled out. If we don't see some change in own shit, we're leaving too. And so, you know, Adam Silva hopped on that

motherfucking call with Sarver. And I think here we are. So yeah, I'm not surprised. And like I said, I think, you know, of course, you know, Braun, you know, kind of maybe got things in motion. But I think PayPal was the big domino that fell here. Yeah, I think it hitting his pockets. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not as beneficial

financially, him are running the company is like, okay, you know what I mean? Brian saying, like, I love the fact that you brought that up. Like, Brian's saying what had to be said. You know what I mean? Like, we talked, I jokingly said that Robert Sarvers said what had to be said. Well, Brian responded being that that came from the wrong messenger. You feel me?

Right. And I love that he does that. He doesn't care about the blowback and he'll say that shit. But yeah, I respect how Brian moved, but it really was the pocket. He's a billionaire and it was going to hurt his pockets. And also he's going to make a ton of money, a fuck ton of money from selling this shit. You know what I'm saying at this current moment. Yeah.

Well, you know, and listen, this is a conversation that interests me enormously. And I do think, like, Matt's profile on Steph Curry got into it in a really interesting way, right? Like, as we talked about in the interview, when people compare LeBron James or Steph Curry to Bill Russell, you're comparing to the role of a basketball player in the 2020 to the role of a basketball player in 1960s. It's a completely different world. LeBron James is a Fortune 100 CEO. He is one of the biggest brands and companies. companies on planet Earth.

And your impact is greater, but also the risk is greater because you're not just risking your reputation or people like you. You're risking a billion dollar corporation if you step out of line. And these guys like Steph Curry and Braun are reaping the benefits of that. But Braun, I think that statement gives cover for PayPal really easily to avoid their contract with the NBA and say, hey, man, LeBron James is saying it's unacceptable. for this shit to be in the NBA. What do you want PayPal to do about it?

You know what I mean? Right, right, right, right, right. When the big names come out and make a statement like that, I think it gives cover for pulling out of those contracts and stuff like that. That's why I think it was, you know, the ball started rolling there. Jackson pointed out on Twitter, I think Draymond's podcast saying that he should sell the team literally came out yesterday. So, uh, congrats to, congrats to Dr. Numbers.

That last push over the edge of the cliff for Robert Sarver, I guess. Did you guys see the statement? Yeah. I did not. As a man of faith, I believe in atonement and the path to forgiveness. I know some bullshit coming after as a man of faith. You just always know some bullshit following it. Never fails.

Never fails. Has anyone ever said as a man of faith, I'll pick up the groceries? You know, like as a man of faith, I'll cover dinner tonight. Like, it is always a like, as a man of faith, I would never have said this thing. They haven't. But now I am going to. another way to annoy my wife. Thank you.

Put that in the hall of fame. Right. As a man of faith, I'm about to take this trash out. Right. You're welcome. You hear a wet fart from Somi and you look at Robert. As a man of faith, I got this one. I'll take this trash out.

As a man of faith, I'll let you win this argument. I'm already getting jumped in the motherfucker. I have no chance to win it. As a man of faith, I'll let this go. He said, as a man of faith, I'll let this go. He said, as a man of faith, I'll let you. of faith, I believe in atonement and the path to forgiveness. I expected

that the commissioner's one year's suspension would provide the time for me to focus, make amends, and remove my personal controversy from the teams that I and so many fans love, but in our current unforgiving climate shut your

bitch ass up, nigger. You feel me? You said, nigger, 78 times. Okay? You were sexually harassing men and women, you don't deserve forgiveness, you fucking weirdo. Go enjoy your billions and shut the fuck up. So crazy.

What a crazy statement. In our current unforgiving climate, this new woke world where you're not allowed to be a white man saying the N word. This is, okay, the new, the software update hadn't downloaded for Robert Sarver on that fucking switch. God damn. It's become painfully clear that it is no longer possible that whatever good I have done, done or could still do is outweighed by things I have said in the past.

For those reasons, I am beginning the process of seeking buyers for the sons and Mercury. You need to see Jesus nigger as a man of faith. Shut the fuck up. Seeking buyers. And I told y'all the bullshit, you know, when we first discuss this about it. You see how he pointed about, it doesn't matter all the good that I did. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's the fucking bail that they throw on for cover.

You know, you fucking amp your diversity hiring up and your. diversity initiatives. And then you fall back on it like, oh, I was hiring black people all the time. Why are you telling me I'm racist? Yeah, motherfucker you're racist. We told you to stop saying nigga 84 times. And you kept saying it, dog.

God damn. I'll hire black people, but you won't make it comfortable, a comfortable space to work in for black people to fuck. You know what I mean? So here is the... This unforgiving climate. What happened when I could say nigger? Hey, he sounded like, oh boy,

that listen to the pot. I heard niggas. the seven seconds it he was so mad to hear a black man say nigger that he couldn't dare couldn't couldn't fathom listening any further you know what i mean mr cowherd remove these infidels from the volume podcast sports network that is the white man's word we created it they're taking everything from us the fuck so speaking of them taking everything from Robert Sarver. He purchased the Sons and the Mercury in 2004 for $401 million. They are expected to sell for between $1.5 and $1.8 billion. Unforgiving climate. I saw upwards of three. I saw

upwards of three. Yeah. Yeah. The Clippers just went for what? Like $4 billion? Of course, that's L.A. Los Angeles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But they still the Clippers, though. Still Clippers. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. So I think, yeah, Phoenix probably going to get $3 billion maybe. That's what I'd say. I'm just going off the Forbes valuation, guys. I don't have your advanced analytics. Does inflation affect this too? Do the high gas prices? In any event, the punishment is cashing out on a billion plus profit on an investment

and then doing whatever the fuck you want for the rest of your life. What an unforgiving climate from good old Robert Sarver. Mr. These niggas need niggas. We're taking that quote from your ass, though, for so. Fuck you mean. Oh, that's ours, baby. Take the billion, two billion, whatever you make off this shit. The quote is ours.

All right. The quote stays here. The quote stays here. My nigga. Take your billions. Thank you. Bye. That's the price you pay, baby.

Fuck you mean. I want to get up the tweet from Wojj doing some realtor work for the the fucking, he's, he's going to personally do the staging, I guess, of the, of the property for the fucking, for the Sons. He tweeted, bro, right. The Sons are considered an extremely desirable franchise in the marketplace and will have no shortage of high level ownership candidates as a warm weather destination in West. League executives always believe this could be a monster free agent destination with right

ownership. Thanks, Wodge. Hashtag ad. The fuck you mean. talk bro he did not write the news and then said now before we get started the word from our sponsors you feel me

the fuck are you talking like what warm weather climate has there even been a big free agent that's going to Phoenix in our lifetimes was Nash was a trade I think right Nash was a trade or National's a trade buddy I think yeah I know Chuck was a trade for sure Nash is a trade from the Mavs

right? Yeah, I think so. I don't know if you've ever had a big free agent go to Phoenix, bro. I think the thing about the... But it's a warm weather climate. Yeah, I think that they know on Phoenix. It's warm. Yeah, so is the fucking ninth circle of hell. It's funny. It is a warm fucking weather climate

with scorpions and fucking rattlesnakes everywhere. You can fry an egg on the street. Is that true? People have said that. You can fry egg on the street. Arizona heat is different. And it's dry. Like, I prefer that to the humidity or whatever. But yeah, we used to go stay in Phoenix when I was a kid, man. It is fucking And that was 30 years of global warming ago.

It's fucking... Well, we had that heat wave in California and John and I were fucking miserable. It was like 119 in Phoenix, bro. So it's one of those places I feel like that once you go there, you're like, oh, this isn't like, this is better than I thought it was going to be. I don't feel like it's a place that people

that free agents hear Phoenix and go, ooh, New York, L.A., Miami, Phoenix. You know what I mean? Right. It's a place like Chuck talks about the time. It's a place you go. And then when you go there, you're like, oh, this isn't. I thought this was Oklahoma City.

Like, I thought this was the, you know, this is a, this is a little more metropoleon than I thought it was going to be. It's a city. It's an actual city. Oklahoma City. The only city is in its name. That is not an actual city. The fuck. All right.

Well, shout out to, shout out to, uh, Braun and Dremont and the other players that help help push the ball. down the road on that shit. I just, to me, the hypocrisy, we talked about it when the judgment came down. And the hypocrisy of we're a league that is like leading on racial justice, who has an owner that has been comfortable for a decade using the N-word with team employees. And we're going to charge him $10 million. When we just talked about his investment was plus $1 to $3 billion. It's just like, come the fuck off, man. I'm going to be honest. When they took that stands during, I think it was during the bubble when they said you have to stand for the flag for the pledge, what was it? The shit, the, um, you know what I'm talking about the national anthem?

National anthem. Yeah, that thing. Well, you know that shit. Forgot the natural anthem. That's great. It's not worth remembering the fuck. Is he the stand for the pledge? Can you imagine it in the Pledge of Allegiance before fucking allegiance? Right, right. Exactly. You have to stand for the national anthem. Yeah, when they took that stance on that, you know what I mean? Like, I kind of, I mean, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, It's been bullshit ever since. I was like, I looked at Adam Silver a little differently after that, man. So, yeah. I don't really expect much.

And I'm surprised. And it took him actually selling it. The NBA didn't take a stance at all. And then what you brought up, what he said about how, you know, basically civil rights are different for billionaires than me and you. Like, fuck that, bro. Even if it's true. You know what I mean?

I do feel like Adam Silver inadvertently threw a little bit of lighter fluid on this shit with that answer to the super good question about, well, hey man, why do you have 30 people in your league that are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want? Anyone who works for the Sons did any of the shit your investigation found him to do, they'd be fucking fired.

And Adam Silver, I guess to his credit, answered honestly, and it bothered, I think it bothered a lot of people. I don't think it's a coincidence that Braun's tweet came after that press. conference. He didn't just read the investigation and then tweet. It was like, you know, that's the kind of thing. I feel like sits wrong with people. Even if you understand, as I think all of us do, how different the world is for billionaires or people in power or for LeBron versus someone else or whatever,

it's like, you don't want to hear someone who's the head of your league say, well, look, the rules are different. You know, he owns a team. It's just like it's a shitty look. The motherfucker got bread. You know what I mean? Like, no, it's just a bullshit. That's a bullshit. All right. All right, let's talk about LeBron James with the with the hair tease. Is he going bald? Is it finally happening? He's going bald. Did he balled it out is the question.

I don't believe it for a second. I think this is the first step in the fake hair implant procedure or some shit. I do not see him fucking leading into the ball headlight, bro. He's been fighting that motherfucker since he was like 19. I don't see him just giving up now, dog. I think it's an app. I thought it was an app. I thought isn't that,

there's, I got that bald head app. It looks like, bald, there's an app. It looked kind of like blurry over on the chair, I thought.

It looked blurry over the edges, though. Did you not see that? Like, it looked like he hit the app. That motherfucker fucking ain't bawled it out, though. No, sir. He just, he just going back to get them plugs reset.

You feel me? It didn't work the first time. He running it back. You know what I mean? He running it back. I can't believe a plug of that man's hair came loose during the bubble. And no one cared.

It was a unit. It was a unit. AD had to say, Andy had to say, bro. Hey, hey, your hair,

though. Hey, bro. Yo shit is folded back. Put your hair back on, though. Your hair line is folded. His hairline flip back, bro.

Get you some real glue. You a billion hair, Brian. You know what I'm saying? Get you some gorilla glue or something, nigga. Golly,

that's crazy. I feel like that's the superpower. I feel like if he, if he does, shave the head and let it go. I feel like we're back in the championship contender. I low-key felt that. Because I low-key felt that, but, bro, I'm looking at that team.

No, no, no, don't look at the team. Look at the hair line. Look at the hair. Look at the hair. Look at the hair. I went to the team. Don't look at the team. I went to the roster.

And I was like, there's no way I could make this take work. I literally thought that. I'm like, there's no way I can make this take work, bro. That's the difference between. a brawn stand and a laker fan as a bronze stand your irrational confidence has been based mostly in performance whereas as a lakers fan my irrational confidence is based not so much in performance brine i believe in brine i believe in brine you know i mean uh he me i mean that the old man game he's he's he's adopted is beautiful and effective it's just you know you know there's a lot of other

factors. One thing being, can people be healthy? Yeah, well, and does AD go back to being a, you know, guy that we're talking about is one of the very best top tier players in the league, or is he... He has to be on the court to do that. You know what I mean? And I'm not confident in that either. That's helpful. That's helpful. It is helpful. Can't say it's not helpful. That's helpful. Yeah, we'll see what happens with the Lakers. There's been some real Brian Winhorse. Now, why would they do that with the Lakers and their media and practice schedule? And Russell Westbrook's wife posted on IG one of those memes about the value of milk being such and such and the value of whatever being such and such and your true value go where someone really values you, et cetera, et cetera. You know what I mean?

So she posted one of those old people Facebook memes on her Instagram stories. So we'll see. We shus, maybe. She's saying all after that man to go to Utah or some shit. Like, bro, don't know set Russell like that. I want to be a bottle of water in Utah. I want to say something right now. If Russell Westbrook ever ends up in Utah against his will, I will stop watching basketball.

You guys would just have to catch me up on fucking what is happening in the NBA before we record. Because that would be, I would be actually angry about that. I would actually be like in the streets with a fucking with a sign over that shit, bro. You going to Utah? He going to Utah picking up. His history with Utah and Utah's history of. Utah. No, plea anything but that, bro. Let him

go to Miami, let him go to New York. Like, let him go somewhere he could be, have his family and fucking live, you know? Mike, would you change your mind if that trade nets to Lakers, Bogdanovich and Bogdanovich hits a buzzer beating three to beat the clippers in round two of the playoffs? I'm not one of those fucking sports fans

like that, dog. Like, you can't put Russell Westbrook in Utah. That's a human rights violation, bro. It's bigger. No, yeah, no. Honestly, that hadn't occurred to me until John just said that, that, like, that is something that could happen. And when he said it, I had a physical reaction to it.

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talk about Kyrie Irving this offseason. But he had a tweet that the vaccine mandates were one of the, quote, top human rights violations of fucking history. This fucking guy. This fucking guy. Can I read you a tweet? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead.

Like, I just, I just want to know, I just want to know his tears of, like, human rights violations. I want to know where this, where someone says, bro, you need to be vaccine to work stacks up in that shit. Because it's been some atrocious shit that has happened. I need to know where this ranks, because this shit ranks around, like,

the McRib being seasonal to me on, on the list of fucking, you know, human rights violations on my list. But that's a human violation of you? Motherfucking, we need. that year round. Hell yeah. The fish sandwich too?

The McFish. Let me read you this tweet. Let me read you this tweet. This is a tweet that I was because, you know, like I saw that, I don't go through Kyrie's shit. I don't even follow Kyrie.

But like, I was like, let me see what else Carrie's on. Is it, you know, like there's a, shit's been, a lot of shit's been coming up with Kyrie. The ancestral realm energy is getting stronger and stronger,

my people. Keep praying for truth. All of the racist groups of people that have attempted to enslave humanity cannot hide from their actions any longer. They are to be judged by creator. A tribe called us. Nigger.

Why? The ancestral realm energy? Has anybody ever said that ever before? Humanity cannot hide from their actions any longer. You know what I mean? They ought to be judged by creator.

A tribe called us. You know what I mean? I tweeted it. And I'm not serious, but I'm low-key, a little serious. This nigga can't wait to start a cult, nigga. This nigga can't wait. My fuck is like, he's in a cold, no baby. That's Kyrie cult litter verbiage right there, okay?

A tribe called us. That is a fucking game of drones riddle. You feel me? Promise shit. The ancestral realm energy is getting stronger. I'm the ancestral realm, man, gee. What does that mean, dog? I don't know.

I don't know. Bro, how do you have access to that, dog? You know what I mean? The ayahuasca's hitting crazy right now, gee? Like, I just, dog. It's just, bro, and then we get on here and talk about him saying things. Like, bro, if we shouldn't, we should, we, reading that tweet, how can you ever take anything halfway serious after somebody says something like that?

You know what I mean? Tweet seems pretty serious to me, John. But how can we take that seriously? We are not tapping into the ancestral realm energy, okay? Maybe we don't have access to it. Maybe we're tripping. My issue and where I don't take stuff super seriously, but my issue is as someone who covers high school basketball players,

these motherfuckers are taking him seriously. They love, Corey. That's true. Some of them take him very seriously. And I look, that's true my one of my few guiding lifelong philosophies is the kids are always right because they're going to be here when we're not even if they're wrong you know what I mean even if they're wrong they right if the kids fuck with you they're right if the kids don't

fuck with you you better figure it out on your end because they're right right right period period that that's a that's a part that concerns me bro because the thing the thing is like the kids that you're talking about do they come from like I know a bunch I have a number of friends, you know what I'm saying, that believe in, you know, different, that there's like different levels. Believe it what. God's coming.

Okay. Tive homies that hit me, hit me up. Talking about Jesus is coming back in a spaceship to zoom up all his followers and shit. You know what I'm saying? Born again, Christianity meets 70s, Funkadelic iconography, for sure. The earth is flat.

I have a number. Do they come from, like, if their dad is on that shit, I get it. But if this is just the kids in general, you know what I mean are just like yo it's like the less affluent kids bro

it's the kids that are not necessarily paying the most attention in Shars class you know what I mean for sure that's that's that's yeah that sucks but and this is again not to keep hearkening back to our interview with Matt but like this is sort of what we were talking about with Steph Curry and Barack Obama talking to him

about the responsibility of having a platform and shit like these kids don't trust the newspaper or the TV or you know what I mean like they get their news off IG accounts that are oftentimes just like complete bullshit, you know, they're just like not interviewing people. It's not like real credible stuff.

And I don't question them not trust him. I think there's valid reasons that don't trust the sort of traditional mainstream outlets. But the problem is what they're replacing it with is like oftentimes like particularly vile. It's untrustworthy in a different way. Let's put it like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, dog.

It's rough out here, bro. It's rough out here, dog It's pretty rough Tyler, his response to the Kyrie tweet was like It does feel like We're maybe one or two Offseasons away from

From talking head debates About the Mount Rushmore Of human rights violations We're not that far What's your goat human rights violations What's your most underrated Human Rights Violations? I don't know what the fuck

Kyrie is all man someone was going to create a fucking cruelty above replacement statistic or some shit bro we are lost we are lost all right speaking of human rights violations

let's talk about these Adam Levine sex that he was sending I only saw one there was a number of them right what was the do you did that whole list of it If you're seeing one, you're seeing them all.

I saw the, that his body was... Yeah, he's a big holy fuck guy when he fuck. So that's basically the recurring theme here. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. It wasn't his response to the body. It was the holy fuck that everybody was tripping up of. It's just awkward-ass flirting.

I mean, I think most flirting is probably awkward, but this was just, this was very Caucasian. Right here. The Caucasian just jumped. right out. Holy fuck. Holy fuck is a very day. I've never heard. He said anybody melanated say that. He said, holy fuck, holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. Hey, got a question though. Was it absurd? I want to know. To say holy fuck and holy fucking fuck right after it like holy fuck wasn't enough, that body had to be absurd. I'm interested. we can't let the young lady off either because like i i think she had the worst line in that

in that flirting exchange what would you say next time i see i'm going to ask you do you want to make out with the devil what the fuck was that that's not funny at all well she took him from saying holy fucking fuck to his response to that was ha ha ha ha ha she even got too wild for him dog with that bullshit he was like whoa we need to real this sin what the fuck was this they did crawl right back inside of him bro you had to make out with the devil the absurd body was that had him right yeah what type of jackal ass jackal ass devil kiss what in the jackal what is the name of jackal it's that He had him all.

That's 100% jackal, bro. That jackal blood is untainted, bro. We also got, I may need to see the booty. Now, that is a, that is a gym. That is a gym. That is, that is. Tyler, you said it. I definitely said it.

I need to see that booty. I may need to see that. The may need to see that. The may is what makes it classy. The may is the painting. pinky finger going up. I may need to see that the problem is he followed it up with fuck with 19Ks.

You know what I mean? I see that's thirsty. That's thirsty. But if he just said I may need to see that booty, like, hey, I'm fucking with it. You know what I mean? That's relatable. Relatable kind. Maybe even a little dot dot, dot after the little ellipsis, you know what I'm saying? Hit him with that

after that I may need to see the booty. Hey. The goddamn monocle emoji. Right. Oh, that don't, hey, that'll... The one you hit, Katie Whit. You're right.

Maybe. I may need to see that booty. Somebody I'm trying to respond it and said, I'd be in those DM saying zoinks. That's funny, though. That's funny, though. Jeepers, creepers, that booty is bonkers. Hey, that go crazy. I hit a d' tinker with some deepers creepers for some.

Jeepers creepers. That's like probably like, you know, six weeks in, though. Once you know that you ain't an absolute. square, you feel me? Did somebody with a zoinks? That might hit

with the right person, you feel me? He also, I got two more I have to read. He also tweeted, watching your ass jiggle on that table

will permanently scar me, but otherwise I'm amazing. Andy, in reference to her booty, he said, I'd buy it a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothings into it.

So he's going to whisper it into a booty hole is what he's saying, right? This may be controversial. I'm not mad at it. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, I'm not mad at that one. I'm not mad at the boo-yo, though. Bro, it hit the moonlight right?

I might have to whisper a sweet nothing into it. You feel me? I might have to hit pause and get to talk to it a little bit. Pay it's disrespect. It's just due, okay? For sure. That man said a steak dinner. Hey, the right booty mix

makes you spending that steak dinner money, you feel me? What you won't? You know what I mean? You feel me? Get you that tomahawk, you know what I'm saying? No, hell yeah. Tyler has been peppering

the group chat with some of these Kevin Gates interview excerpts. I don't feel like I was aware. I don't feel like I was aware Kevin Gates was the rap version of James Winston. I did not know this man was like just a walking, unintentional

comedy fucking gem, bro. I remember you showed us one of your homies who I like quoted a Kevin Gates thing in his Instagram quote assumption that he was doing some watch and I told you. Kevin Gates fans are a different breed bro. You know, and this is all that. This is your crash course

that's going to introduce to him. He is different and his fans are different, bro. Kevin Gates fans are like like the the NBA young boy version of people that but in close to the age group you know what I'm saying? Like they're like NBA young boy fans

they wow like that but it's the older version you know what I'm saying so yeah I've never met a Kevin's gate Kevin Gates fan that didn't believe that the earth was flat you know I mean they they come from a different that's a different breed dog

He said in an interview that he jumped started a woman's car with his bare hands on the battery. And then when DJ... That's an ancestral energy. Incessual energy. Moving strongly through him. When asked about it, the interviewer was like, I know that story is not true. And his response was, may God murder my children today if that story is not true. right now.

Kill him now. Kill him. That man quadrupled down on it. Now, kill him. Kill him now. Nobody's safe, man. That's a psychopath. That is a absolute to quadruple down on a blatant lie.

Like there's no way in hell you did that. This is a wild world and that has never happened in this fucking place, bro. You know what I mean? The one thing that maybe nobody, I don't think anybody's, ever lied that badly about that shit. And he quadrupled down with his child's involving his children's life on campus. That's how I lied in second grade, bro. That's how you lie when you first learned to speak English. I didn't even lie like that. I, okay, the lie, yes, I'd lie about some bullshit like that. But I would not double down and throw anybody's life on the fucking lie. That is different.

You know what I mean? I told you all about the lie I've told in fucking second grade to get the about some peanut butter. To get the Reese's peanut butter cups. I told some of my parents had died in a plane crash. Oh, wow. The night before. The night before. You was a peanut butter fiend.

I can't believe you're on the side of jelly. The child and you would be so disappointed with what you've become. You're probably right. You're right about that on a number of levels. Probably, to be honest with you. I doubt it. I doubt it. I doubt it.

Child version of me. But on that for sure. Child version of me has been like, we're not dead from eating ice cream yet. Like, what the fuck? You're raising children instead of eating candy? What the fuck? You married to Sharr, bro.

You're good. Well, the child version of me probably would have thought that was gross too. Who knows, bro? I don't know. What fucking second grade is me? This was pre-girlfriend second grade. I mean, you know, geez. All right.

Y'all didn't like girls in second grade? I had a girlfriend from like the middle of second grade until sixth grade. And then I've been with Sharr since I was 18. Yeah, I did. by like the end of second grade. Okay, okay. It was close. Yeah.

I was girl crazy since pre-K, bro. Like, soon as I was around girls, I was like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is where it's at. This is different, bro. That's why I'd be trim when people would be like, how do you know you gay? Just like I knew I was straight. You know what I'm saying?

Like early as a motherfucker. The fuck you mean? Like, no, it doesn't take long. Yeah, I was, yeah, pre-K, I was like, I remember a chick named Laylani when I was out here at three years old and I gave a hug to every day before I left. And I still remember a name. Laylony. That was a homie.

You know what I'm saying? So yeah. Come on now. It is the weirdest thing. And when you're raising kids, uh, and like, there's all of these things that are like pre the feelings you'll have when

you're older, right? And because you don't have the, you're not like, you're not like, you don't really understand anything. But like, I remember like, whenever they do that, like what's your first memory?

My first memory was nap times, uh, in preschool. Always picking. the mat next to Heather Brown and we would give each other little smooches during fucking nap time. You know what I mean?

Romantic. And it was like, but it's exactly what you said. It was like, this is where I want to be. This is the only thing I want to do. And it's like, you don't have any idea why or what any of that means, but like in your brain as a fucking four year old or whatever, it was like, well,

I found my spot on earth. Right next to Heather Brown. Okay, when I was, I remember got in trouble at that same, at that same preschool out here where like I, there was like two girls that brought me behind the big, the big building blocks

in this like little like play area and we're like kissing on my neck and behind my ear and shit, right? And so like the teachers saw that and grabbed me by my ear like I was the one because I had to have talked them into it. They talked me into it. You know what I mean? And it's that's sad as well as like whatever. But I thought I had had sex.

When we talk about sex in like second grade, I'm like, I'm not a virgin, you are. But that's how early, you know what I mean? That's how early it was when we was interested in, you know, girls, you know what I'm saying? So that's just, that's why I always tripped off that. How do you know you gay argument, bro? It's just a weird way to approach that. All right.

Watch the weird people. Yeah. John, go ahead and tap out for a second. Tyler and I are going to talk about the Dragon Show. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. See you later. Bye.

I'll wave at you Bye All right Tyler your thoughts on this week's House of Dragons I actually

Silly me I thought this is gonna be a normal wedding Like what the fuck was I thinking Like there has never been A normal wedding In the fucking history At Westerole's

But yeah it's Um motherfucking Damon bro Like He's a wild boy I have no other words For that dude

Killed his wife Came to the motherfucking wedding Flirted with with the with the valerian girl goddamn flirted with uh ranera talk shit to the cousin of the wife that he killed didn't stand for queen alison when he came in

he was wilding the fuck he was he showed up to that wedding like Gucci man like he was on some other shit that whole fucking wedding he's one of the wildest characters we've ever seen in Game of Thrones and I gotta say I'm I'm a fan I love the fucking drama you know what I'm saying so we'll see what do we think of uh sir christian as an all-time

misguided romantic youths. That boy, you want me to be a whore. That motherfucker's voice. Bro, that goddamn bottom lip was quivering like a motherfucker. I laughed my ass over that shit. But yeah, he's fucking ridiculous to think that she would leave a life of being a queen

and fucking having dragons to pick oranges, to pick oranges? Like, come on, man. He said, What if instead of being the queen, we were homeless, but we ate oranges and cinnamon? Oranges and cinnamon. Which is not even a good combo, first of all. Yeah, what the fuck is that?

When he started giving that speech, Shar like grabbed my hand so tight and she was like, oh no. She was like, ah! He doesn't even get it. No. He doesn't get it. Don't do it, bro. Don't fucking do it. Oh, yeah, that was fucking, it was miserable.

So they, I wish, uh, I've learned to not get spoilers on Sunday nights, but I wish people would stop tweeting every fucking thing that's going to happen in the future. I didn't know about this time skip shit until I saw it on Twitter. Everyone was like, oh, this is going to be the last episode or whatever. That's wild. I'm bummed out that the, the younger actresses or I wish they could have just been like, pretend they're 15 years older or something. You know what I mean?

Because they're both great. Yeah, yeah. They both did their thing for sure, for sure. Going to miss those girls. But shit's going to get hot and heavy next episode. This is when the, when the, when the seeds of discord get planned. Okay. We were on our way to the Targaryan Civil War.

I can't believe the fucking king is still alive, dog. Like, literally when everyone was like, oh, okay, it's going to skip ahead on Twitter. And then I saw how bad he was in this episode last week. I was like, okay, at least the king is going to be dead. And then you said, what do you say he was looking like? he said the motherfucker look like a pork rite he look exactly like a pork rite old

face soggy as fuck how is he still alive though that's wild as fuck like he's got like two fingers on each hand like like his fucking cousin shikasana was like cousin are you well no he ain't well you felt that baggy ass glove that motherfucker guy

well if I got two fingers in a possible dog like yeah I'm surprised he's not dead yet but I if he makes every episode what I'm surprised he makes it out of. And I will be super surprised if he makes it out of this fucking 10-year jump episode, episode six, whatever. Yeah, I thought he died at the, I thought he was dying at the wedding.

I thought he collapsed and died. And then they showed his soggy face ass in the previews. I was like, God damn. Yeah. Oh, well, I guess, yeah, I guess we're stuck with him, like you said, for one more week, and then I doubt after that. Yeah. My motherfucker got to go.

That's all the time we got this week. We'll be back on Monday. Hope the rest of everyone's week goes nice and smooth, and we'll see y'all in a couple days. Bye. Bye.