The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Steph Curry is Shooting His Way To Top 10 All Time

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

The guys discuss the video of Steph Curry pointing at a fan before his shot went in (1:30), the stupidity of NBA tampering investigations (8:00), and then do a Booger Boy of the Week-off to see who is the boogeriest (12:00). Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Fan duel, more ways to win. Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Volume Podcast Network. It's Monday, November 15th, and we have got a fat show for absolutely no reason. We got a weird one, guys. We got a weird one. We're going overboard. Have you been listening to? the show for a long time. I believe this is

you might call this one of those episodes. So we're going to be talking about all kinds of weird shit in a couple minutes. And we're also finishing up Marcus Thompson's dynasties. But as always, Jenkins & Jones hosted by my good friends, Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler. Hey, everybody, how we going? With Jethro Jenkins, aka John. Well, Zamp Bubba's got this cocaine in me, you know what I'm saying? Keep me up. Get this energy right. Yeah, feed me.

It's really a Celsius if you're not watching. Don't give a free ad I don't want to let them know I'm fucking doing Coke bro I'm not No one thinks you're doing coke I'm not taking the shit to the fucking I'm I'm Garty B

A.k.a. Mike And yeah I don't know like this was just one of those weekends where all we did was send each other weird shit in the group chat and that's basically what the show is today. Basically. Basically.

Basically. Basically. Let's talk basketball for 45 seconds. Steph is doing Steph things. The Warriors off to a great start. And we got my favorite type of basketball video, which is Steph Curry, shooting a three-pointer,

turning around and pointing at the fans while it's still in the air. I've never been that confident about anything in my life ever, bro. Yeah. And the thing is, that wasn't even necessarily taunting. Like, we've seen Steph look, you know, stare down opposing benches after letting shit fly. That was a Warriors fan that he was just giving the fingers gun to. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that was a fucking Mentos commercial, bro. Like, that's the level that Steph has ascended to now. He's just out there shooting finger guns at his guys before the threes drop, man. We've never seen anything like it. Dog, I love Steph Curry. And as somebody who has hated him for, like, well, not him, the team for so long, particularly because of the fans, like, I am enjoying this. Steph so fucking much.

You know what I mean? Like, to me, he's just unhatable. Like, the dude, like, shooting, turning his back. Like, I need all of that shit. He's a video game at this point. I was wondering, I'm looking at this, nigga, I'm thinking, bro. Are we ready to say Steph is top? How close he to top 10?

How close is Steph to a top 10 player all time? I'd say he's shit about top 15ish right now. He could definitely crack top 10 before his career's out. That's not a hot take, I don't think. If somebody were to say he's 10 right now, I wouldn't argue with him. You know what I mean? I wouldn't argue. I do think he's top 15.

But this motherfucker is so good at fucking basketball. He's making it look so easy. This is even like the, I think he's shoot like 44% from the field. You know what I'm saying? He hasn't even reached like peak midseason step on. You know what I mean? And then Clay's coming back around that time. It's going to be fun as fuck watching him this season, dog.

And we got like seven more years of this too because he plays like he has the youngest old man game ever. You know what I mean? Very low impact game, he has. You feel me? Yeah, it's, I mean, I think you can say the Warriors are the best team so far this young season. You know, they're only going to get better when Clay comes back. They're going to get, you know, Clay's that guy who's going to make them a better offensive team and a better defensive team.

You know, he's going to impact both ends of the ball. So, yeah, it's going to be scary hours when Clay comes back, man. Like, you know, Warriors can fuck around and make a run at that fucking, you know, Larry O'Brien. We'll see, man. If they get him a Larry O.B., how are you feeling why? watching that shit. For me, it's nothing like the prior years.

I might fuck around and celebrate if he get his, his finals MVP finally. You know what I'm saying? Like, Mm-hmm. It's a crazy hill turn over here, guys, it depends on if the Lakers are good enough to be in the photo,

you know, of them dunking. You know what I mean? Mike, are you still, are you still talking about that? The who's that? What's that?

What? If they make the playoffs, I'm happy. You feel me? If they're six, oh my God. Good. job great season guys i'm saying if they're running through the sons and the fucking bucks i will be

rooting for the warriors you know what i mean like i don't have any of their rivalry feeling whatsoever i always enjoy watching them i definitely rooted hard against them when they're playing against brawn but sure you can't you just can't i don't know how you could be mad about that style and i actually the first time before i was particularly uh before i really knew you guys the first time i accidentally tripped into nba twitter was i was just a high school sports writer talking to high school is on Twitter. During the 2016 year or something, I tweeted when they went on like an 18-0

run in the playoffs, I tweeted, don't ever let anyone tell you basketball was better than this. Like, this is it. Like, you know, the ball moves six times and it's a fucking wet three and the team's running down to go play defense before it goes through the net. Like, this shit is fun as fuck. Like, this is a video game. That's a video game, nigga.

Turn on and watch that. You feel me? And if you've ever played sports, you know, like, it's cool you dump it into a big You watch him go to work the way we did through our entire childhood, you know, with the exception of Michael Jordan or whatever. But if you ever played organized sports, the one play a year that you have like that with your friends is the best feeling in the world. You know what I mean? Like we're moving faster than them. We're seeing shit they're not seeing.

And then you end on a wet three like that. So, no, I've always loved that team in their style. I wish they could have swallowed their pride and had lamello on that team. Oh If they had Lamello I'm happy Lamello Lamello Lamello needs to play

where there's not a bunch of responsibility at that point You know what I mean? Let Lamello You know what I'm saying Yeah, let him ease him in I don't want, I didn't want him in that's

I thought he'd be great at that situation I'm glad he did I'm glad he is in that situation But Jesus Christ If they had the Lamello we see If he, I don't know if he's a Lamello We're seeing But if he was Jesus Christ bro

And Clay's coming back Chip them boys, Nick, chipped them boys. You know what I'm saying? What you mean? It feels like there's been like a 180 going on because, you know, like when Lamello was on the boards, it felt like the Warriors were in rebuild.

Like, they were a few seasons away from getting back. Bro, they're in win now mode just one season after that. You know what I mean? It's chip time, baby. Yeah, yeah, it's chip time for sure for them. And, you know, you don't have a second year guy getting a lot of burn on squads that are in that mode. So, you know, I think it all worked out for the best, for sure.

For sure, for sure. But woo. But who! But if they could have swallowed their pride, though. It's a thought. It's a thought. Because stylistically, ooh, I mean, you talk about a fit. You know what I mean?

I mean, they got fucking Andrew Wiggins being a worthwhile contributor. You know what I mean? Like, they're like their miracle workers over there. They know what the fuck they're doing when it comes to this round bullshit in the fucking bay for sure. But I mean Steph off ball, Clay off ball when Clay comes back and Mello running that thing. Finding everybody in everything, nigga.

Come on, man. Here's the underarm scoop passes. That would have been crazy. I want to read you the most obnoxious NBA fucking media headline, like, possible. This is ESPN's top story on the NBA right now. The Warriors are the Warriors again. But did it happen too quickly? What the fuck does that even be?

Shut the fuck up, me. Niggas need that friend to be like, shut the fuck up, man. Shut your big head ass up. You know what I mean? People don't have that friend, dog. Everybody need one of them. You know what I got like 12 of them Okay

And I need all 12 of them Niggas Niggas You need them to One two three All together now Sarah Named me with that shit

All right It's time to do The tampering tap dance And pretend that we give a shit About this That the NBA gives the shit about this Probe into the heat and bulls tampering has reached its advanced stages, according to Woge.

This is surrounding the Lonzo, Kyle Lowry sign-in-trades. I just, like, do it just change the rule? You know what I mean? To reflect reality. I feel like this is the, like, 20 years ago, this is like weed laws in America. You know what I mean? It's selectively enforced. Everyone's breaking the law.

it's not helping anything to have the rules not reflect reality. Just allow tampering. It's happening all the time every day constantly. And that's what the modern NBA is. You can't regulate your way out of it, especially when you talk about fines and draft picks and shit. No one gives a fuck. Damn.

It's a stupid fucking rule. And like, no one gives a fuck. Like we see when the clock strikes midnight on when free agency starts, motherfuckers are signing in like at 1201 locking in. Like you did not fucking agree. to agree and come to terms in fucking 30 seconds. You know what I mean? Tamperin happens all the time. No one

is in the fucking group chats when another player reaches out to them like, yo, come to my squad like, hey, hey, hey, we can't do that. We got respect the rules. You know, we'll circle back on this conversation where free agency starts. Nobody is fucking doing that. So who gives a shit, man? Couldn't give less of a fuck about Tamer at all. I got nothing else to say.

It takes, it takes Shara and I longer to figure out, like, who's taking the dry clothes from the dryer to the bed. You know, what I mean, then it takes these dudes to sign once free agency opens. Every single one of those is a tampering violation. No one got texted at 12-0-0-0-0-1-1-year 3.5 mil and sent back, yeah. Right, right, right, right.

If you aren't tampering, you're stupid. You know what I'm saying? Like, dog, it's part of it. Yeah, you better get your ass thing tempering. That's how you get motherfucking chips. Right. That's how the motherfucking Hedles came to be. That's how the goddamn, you know, that's how fucking AD and M.

Brown linked up for a ring. That's how motherfucked fucking K.D. and Kyrie linked up. You better get out there in tamper. What the fuck you doing? Get you some tampering going. If you ain't tampering, you ain't trying, dog. You ain't champering. If you ain't tampering, you ain't champerin.

That's how fucking KD got to the Warriors. Fuck you mean. More tampering, nigga. Dreymond called that man from the parking lot, dog. Right, right. He was like, four weeks away. And he said he didn't.

He said he didn't. But he was like, please, nigga, you saw what this nigga did to us. You know what I'm saying? You saw what this animal did us. Please help us, though. At the statistical category, we need some

help, niggas. He's a monster. I don't blame him. I would have been in the parking lot too crying like a motherfucker if I had to go up against that braun, nigga. That's a robot. Nicky just went up against the

motherfucker. T-2000. I'm going to play against him. K-D, come now, nigga. Come now, God damn it. Shit, help. Help, nigga. Please.

H-A-L-P. Help. Help me. Shit. Help. Help. Jesus, Christ. Good for him, too.

Shit. All right. A couple people have pointed out that we have not done Booger Boy of the week. in a couple weeks. And so this is basically the rest of the pie. We've got like five booker boys of the voices of the weeks. The booker boys is of the weeks.

Okay. I will, when this podcast is up, producers, please text me when it's up. I will on the at Jenkins and Jones Twitter account link the podcast and then reply to it in order with the things we're talking about right now. So you can follow along. but John, this is what we're This is what we've been sending to each other in the group chat And the first one He's a dude who's trying to fight

And Cox his fist back And John, I will let you take it from there Bro For me, I just want to ask What the fuck is wrong with people When I'm looking at that I'm like nobody's normal You know what I mean?

Like, who the fuck does this? You know, he thinks he's fucking Johnny Keyes Describe what happened for the people who are not looking at the video. He's grabbing a nigger by to fight him and swings his arm behind his back. Like that's going to help him, nigga. You know what I mean?

Y'all ain't just not watching video games, motherfucker. I saw that shit. I'm like, Mortal Kombat. That's what the fuck. Nick, fuck is this Wiley Coyote motherfucker? Do it, dog. Pokemon, build ass. Why I ought to ask, motherfucker?

That's the weirdest shit, bro. And to me, when I look at that, all I think is nobody can fight. And it's not just him, dog. Niggas be talking a bunch of shit. We saw fucking Westbrook and Hardin hit the bag. They look like fucking velociraptors. This is just further proof.

We all just out here talking shit. Niggas can't even throw punches, Nick. That nigga said, I, right, right, right, my y'all,

do that. Look at the wrist. Look at the wrist. Actually, he scooped the whole fucking hand up. What the fuck are you going to do with that? What? Does that add more power to the fucking punch, nigga?

You Pokemon built-ass motherfucker? Fuck this, nigga, dog. Dude, dog, man. He looked, he got his ass without even throwing a punch. He looked like a bitch-ass nigga with that weird ass shit. My God, dog. The funniest shit was the shit he was talking to. He was like, he said, this is my goddamn old fucking house.

When he got that. Hey, but I get that, nigga. Don't pull up to nobody house talking shit I guess it makes sense cocking that bitch behind your back and a nigga walked up to your house trying to talk shit to you This is my goddamn fucking out

That nigga was beside himself That nigga That nigga had lost his mind I need the back story in that That looks like a beef that was a long time coming Because you don't just say that shit to Like a stranger You know what I'm saying

Because a stranger know that's your motherfuckerout house Like he's reinforcing that Like you keep coming around here on this bullshit dog and I'm sick of it You know what I'm about tired of your ass, you know what I'm saying? I shoot a nigga before I cocked my hand behind my arm, by my arm behind my back like that, though. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Like, that's a different type of tired. Right. That motherfucker scooped that shit up behind his back like, like, whoa. I have a, I've dislocated my left shoulder twice in my life. And if I tried to do that with my left, which is my actual good hand,

I guarantee you I will pull my arm out of his socket, standing here in my office by myself right now. He pulled it so far behind his back. Yeah. Bodies are not supposed to contort like that. But the thing is like, what do you gain from that? You know what I'm saying? What is the benefit of putting your arm that far behind your back in a fight?

That is the exact opposite thing of what you're supposed to do when you fight a motherfucker nigga. Remember when we were talking about Yokic and we were talking about, you were saying like the way you know he's not the dude you want to fight? is how calm he was in the face of someone who wanted to fight him. This dude is the opposite of that. He started talking shit about this goddamn, what the fucking house? And he let his words pull his arm behind his back. He was so fired up.

He just, oh. The niggins started stretching, nigga. Started doing calisthenics in the middle of the, nigga. Get your bitch ass out of here, dog. But yeah, man. All right, let's talk about, I honestly think this dude is the funniest person who's ever been on the internet. And that's a lot of people.

That's at least a billion people have been on the internet. And no one has ever made me laugh more consistently than the survivability dude. And if you don't know who I'm talking about, the videos will be down below. But this is a guy who has a business training people in, I would say, Dying and dying. He's training people in how to fucking die. But it's allegedly like a self-defense company, but they're not really, teaching you self they're teaching you self-defense for specifically like being kidnapped at gunpoint

scenarios not like actual put your keys in your hand go for the eyes or the nuts like actual self-defense techniques but like if two people were trying to kidnap you and one of them had a rifle and one of them had a handgun like this is how you get out of it and every piece of advice he's given in these videos leads to you getting shot right behind the ear he has an oozy but he doesn't have this he doesn't know how to master angles and leverage so you have been there at your action listen bro I feel like it's a public service announcement

for us to let you know that if a motherfucker has a gun right up under your chin get that man whatever the fuck he wants get that man your wallet your chain your car whatever it is not worth being clapped up take your skin off and give it to that nigga too right bro do not be that guy who's like all right I never I never tried this shit but I do remember remember this shit that I saw on Twitter.

Let me see if I can get... Niggas, you are going to get clapped. Blip-blat-blat-blat. You are getting that clip, dog. It ain't worth it, man. Mr. Survivability. If you get clavility, God-em.

Change your name. Change your name, you liar. You are lying to the people. You are a fraud. You are a fucking fraud, you know. I mean, does he have to have people sign?

I don't. know how this is even legal bro you know what I mean if you get shot doing that shit you deserved it you earned it and if he empty the clip of you you you earn that shit that shit that shit is wild to me that he can do this online like it's not fucking insane but he says he starts all the videos with here's how we're going to increase your survivability you know what I mean like oh and and if you are listening to advice from Thomas Wayne incorporated you know out here trying to turn your son into Batman. Two first names.

I'm just saying, this is exactly how you create Batman, bro. Like, just give the dude your pearls. You know what I mean? And don't leave your child sitting in a fucking pool of your own blood. That is morbid and hilarious at the same time.

But my favorite thing about these videos that the funniest shit to me, there's so many replies of people doing TikToks and stuff of you try one of these moves and wake up in heaven. You know, 0.1 seconds later. But what's fucked up? There's a nigga wearing an anime t-shirt right now

that might try that shit, dog. Oh, for sure. There's a nigga who run with his arms behind his back. That is like, I got the ass. When that nigga pulled a gun out, if I see the fucking sun glistening it off a motherfucking weapon, nigga, take whatever you fucking want. I'll walk around butt-naked.

You can have everything on my body, nigga. You feel me? I go home. Take me to the 18. You want some more, nigga? You feel me? Like, it's crazy. The people want to try that shit, dog.

Fuck out of you with all that shit, man. Well, I have my own, like you said it. Now, I do have my own survivability techniques because I have a subway gift card in my wallet. So, you know what I mean? I'm covered. Like, you've got a gun on me. You got two footlongs in your face before you know what hit you. My God.

I miss that pie. And I hate that shit. I'm frisbeeing soft cookies at you. Like, you don't even know what's going on. That motherfucker really offered three gunmen. A motherfucking sandwich. Was that the pot you missed? Yes.

A sandwich. Bread and meat, niggled. Oh, that's right. You know what I'm saying? You did the, yeah, you did the John. Yeah, that's why he did it's such a good impression.

I thought you were there. I forgot he missed up. Jesus. Right. Jesus Christ, but the best thing about the survivability videos is like, did you ever play stupid shit like this

with your brothers or sisters or whatever when you were a kid? You'd be like, how would you get out of this? Or like you're doing like different like my brother and I made up our own martial arts and shit like Garabasio foo you know what I mean And so but he's he's talking exactly that's a long-ass martial arts name You could have said Basio fu like Garda-Bashio Yeah like 12 syllables hell of it well I was actually protecting myself because what we actually called it was Mike foo but that was like a little bit too embarrassing

So Garabacio didn't invent it Mike invented it I see what he's trying to avoid it was Mike Foo. But he's talking exactly like that where he's just using like big words to try and sound like he's actually giving you a technique. He's like, if you change the angle of your leverage so that the trajectory of the gun is pointed obliquely away from you. It's like you're just saying lean back. Right, right, right. Lock your back leg like Rodman did guarding shack. Bitch.

Give them your shit, nigga. And best of luck. and pray, my nigga. Jesus Christ, you know, like, if you're talking about increasing odds and all that shit,

let me tell you something, motherfucker. There's way more robberies than murders. Most robbers do not want to catch a body. They do not want to kill you. Just give them what the fuck they want.

Don't try this Jackie Chan bullshit, bro, because you are going to be one of the murders that the robbers did not want to commit. This is not a motherfucker

bubble. Yeah. You feel me? That Jackie Chan's shit wouldn't work in real life. You know what I mean? Jackie Chan will give his shit up. You know what I mean?

In real life. You know what I'm saying? Please. If someone has a gun to the bottom of your chin, do not. This guy says, lean your head back, grab the gun, pull it forward. Think of all the movement you have to do before he takes his index finger and moves it like this. Half a fucking centimeter, nigger. You know what I'm saying?

Tyler's right. The gun comes up. You're now a statistic. You could choose which statistic you would rather be. to robbery or homicide. Keep it to robbery. I'd much rather be the butt-necked statistic, you feel what I'm saying? I much rather be walking home ass naked and fuck out her other shit, you feel me?

All right. A picture has surfaced. I think we've all been pretty disgusted, obviously, by the Kyle Ritterhouser, Houser trial. A picture has surfaced of his mom, and John has offered the comment that, you know, Hatred takes his toll, bro. It's hard doing the devil's work, baby. The devil breathing down the neck is going to melt your face like this motherfucker here.

You feel me? This motherfucker looked like a foot formed into a fist, God damn. Big mouth, bass-ass ass motherfucker. I ain't never said. My motherfucker said she looked 50. I said, when? She looked 50 in 19, in 1850, nigga. You know what I'm saying?

Like, what the fuck you're talking about? This bitch look a trillion, nigga. Raising a demon is hard, nigga. Shit, she raised a demon. God raised hell in her motherfucking face. She looked like hell good. Bro. Shit.

You see that motherfucker? 38? I'm 38. I'm 38, nigga. I'd like it be her child. Maybe her grandchild, nigga. What you mean? Oh, loose-faced motherfucker.

Neck just swinging up on her. God damn, what the fuck you talk about? Lord have mercy. I'm one year younger than this person, and I have to say, you know, it makes me feel really good about myself to know that I'm living the clean and happy life. Have you met our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

Mrs. Rittenhouse. Because I got to pray for that motherfucking neck you got there, nigga. Shit. Good Lord. I also love that all of the replies to this are white people in their 30s to 50s posting pictures of themselves. where they also look pretty bad and old.

And like, I'm only 45. And like, look at me. It's like, oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah. You look about 45, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm only 68. I would have guessed 70.

But whatever. I think I've told this on the pie before, but that was always my mom when we'd be watching a football and a makeup commercial would come on or something. And it would be like, look, 10 years younger. And she would just start laughing.

And she'd be like, I'm going to go from 52 to 42. Whoopi fucking do. Right. Right. How much do you want? Like, can I buy more, please? Right. You know who got a nice white man face?

Adam. Adam has a younger white man face. You got kids and shit. Congratulations, Adam. Because he's a smart ass. He doesn't let motherfucking stress him out. That's why. Right.

That's the key. A black friend of mine has a theory that all white people have either pig faces or fox faces. And Adam has a... I thought it was fish or bird. I thought and the fish are the ones that aren't as good looking and the birds are the one that's better looking.

I think that's an internet thing. This was a friend of mine who was high in college advancing. No, I said fish and bird in high school. Oh, you were looking at Chris Clemish. I was at Bob Jones High School like, no, it's a fish or a bird. That's why I see a white people's face.

But I think the point is it's round or it's sharp. Right? I'm a round face. Adam is a sharp face, and the sharp face is a better way to look. I do share that I'm also the pig or the fish with Kyle Rittenhouse's mom. But when you have the pig fish face, you have to take care of yourself, bro. Because it's more real estate.

It's like if you have more land, you have to do more upkeep. You know what I mean? Like if you've got acreage, you got to make sure that the, you know, the brush fire is not coming for you or whatever. You have black friends too, Mike, like actual black friends. So I think that helps with you too. You know what I mean, with the moisturization and shit. Your wife actually told you to put, yeah, your wife told you to put the lotion on.

You know what I mean? Told me to wash my legs, too. Right, right. You feel me? I think we talked about that. I think we talked about that before the volume deal on the pod. It was like, where's the washcloth, you know, in the shower? It was like, huh?

The world. One thing I learned as a young kid was when I'm going to spend a night over my white friend's joint, bring the washcloth, nigga. They don't, they put the soul. right to their body, nigga. I really thought that shit

only happen on commercials bro. I did not think motherfuckos out here raw dog and soap.

Raw dog. That is wild to me. It's excolidating. It's exfoliating. Nicky, you don't get to fuck out of here

with that dirty ass shit, nigga. Everybody's putting that salt right to that goddamn body, nigga.

Come on, man. That don't make no sense. It's not adding up, digger. Sheesh.

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This bitch, you built like an automobile by the face, nigga. God damn. Shit's crazy. Because Mike sent us. Because Mike sent us the text of some paleontologists was like, this is a fossil of the tooth of the motherfucking, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, this shit, this motherfucker was probably terrifying looking. Like, I was, you know, I had goddamn formulated a picture in my mind of a dude of a shark

with like, you know, fucking ten of these in his mouth. You know what I'm saying? Then they showed that goofy bitch with that shit on his bottom lip. I was like, look at this dumb motherfucker. He did not inspire any fear at all. And they said that shit is to what? like for him to like crack fucking crustaceans open. So this bitch was just putting crabs on a fucking conveyor belt in his mouth.

That bitch is disgusting. You are nasty little bitch. You're a nasty motherfucker. And you look stupid too. Your shoulder is ugly, nigga. You're stupid and nasty. Stupid nasty and musty, Nick. Can't open their face ass.

Fuck, nigga. Godly, I would laugh if that motherfucker killed me. I'd die of a smile on my face, digger. You come with me and I'd be like, You ugly bitch. That'd be the last thing to come out my face. Damn, you ugly, nigga. That's why I was so mad all the time.

Motherfucker, fuck that shit, dog. I can't believe that even existed. Shit that be underwater, nigga. Like, shit to be, like, in the deep, dark ass shit. That shit be ugly, dog. It's supposed to be in the dark, nigga. Sheesh. Helicopriand has been in dinosaur heaven for 220 million years.

I had no idea what was coming for it today. He got something for ass and after a lot. I got something you called me. He's got what? I'm not going to go in the water. He's going, why I ought to us to death? With his fucking mouth. He's going to be in the, he's going to be in dinosaur heaven's water thrashing around trying to get to us.

And we're going to be standing four inches away on land laughing at him. You ugly as a motherfucker. Nothing he could do. Nothing he could do. Right. How do you have a shelf to crack crabs on the body? of your face. That's so nasty. That's so

dog, bro, that is so weird. You are weird, my nigga. God was playing around with your ass. I'd be mad as hell if God played around with my face, Nick. Don't, don't. He looked like a test. You know what I mean? Let me see what I can do.

You know what I mean? Sheesh. But it is, Tyler's exactly right. The fossil of his teeth, it looks like, who is the dude that was on the wheel in twisted metal. I know you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about?

It's like it's all spikes and it's like a big circle and you're like oh, oh, this muck are going to be cold. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. And this is going to be hard as fuck. It's like, oh, they just, it's just, they stuck this on front of a regular size shark.

He's, he's a this nigga. This is that nigga? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, this is the nigga that killed you? Weird. ass nigga. All right. There's your,

your booger boys of the month. The old timey punch guy. I don't even, the cockback king. I don't, what do we call that dude? I don't even know. Can we talk about the rock song?

No. Can we talk about that? Okay, this, I want to put a poll up of our booger boys, the survivability expert, Kyle Rittenhouser's mom

and the helicoprion. There's a head to head to head battle for the boogriest of all. Good luck to them all. Wish you the best of luck. All right, you want to talk about your new favorite rap song? Mike, no, that's your favorite rap song. I thought you were going to wrap the first verse for us.

Tyler, didn't he say he was? Remember that? In the group chat. He said he loved that song and he couldn't wait to perform for us. He said, this is the best content we've ever gotten in the group chat. Are you fucking crazy? It's the number one song in the nation, guys. What's wild to me is, how can you jerry-rig a system so badly

where that's the number one song? And I told you in the group chat, when you use the word devour in a verse, it's always bad. Like, like, you've always, you know what I'm saying, you missed the plot, you jump the shark, you know what I'm saying? You jump the hippocamprian. Capriand, wherever the fuck it is. I call that motherfucker DeCathlion. Jumped the Cathline. Fuck that shark, digger.

And it's name, too. So we're talking about that weak-ass song that The Rock made. And that shit's the number one single in the country right now, is it really? Number one rap song in the nation, bro. Every hour we devour, you know what I'm saying? Lions over sheet, nigga, what you're talking about? You know what I mean? Like, dog, it is the worst song I've ever heard.

I mean, probably top, I mean, it's like, dude, when the rap's, when the rock's rapping, like, it's so stiff because he's an action figure. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, the words look like they struggle coming out of his mouth, dog. Like, it's so bad. But it's just so weird how a song that bad. can be Jerry Rigged to be the number one song. Like, because the rock jumped on it and said some, you know,

he'll devour you every hour, you know what I mean? I devour every hour with the power that I power. That's your weak as fuck. Have y'all ever, I'm serious. I had this theory, like, as a kid, that number seven and 11 on albums is always good. And it was pretty consistent. Like, 98% of the time, I think the number seven and 11 were pretty good songs.

I feel like the word devour is never in good songs, too. Like, once I hear devour, I'm like, bitch, shut it. Like, devourer, like, you, nobody's devouring anything. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's devoured anything since, like, 1923. You know what I'm saying? I feel like, we should stop even using that fucking word, bro. But, yeah, like, devour in rap songs.

Are you looking at it up, Mike, to see if, like, devourers in good rap songs? No. I would say, no, definitely not. I think, I think I've never heard of lyrics. I was looking at the full lyrics of America's number one song. Mike, Mike, Mike. What are the lyrics? What are the lyrics?

What are the lyrics? You could say it poetically. You can say it poetically. You can say it poetically. Come on. Mike. It's too close. You pressed me too hard.

You tried to give me to do something I didn't want to do and you didn't even offer me any money to do it. You know what was really bad about it? I went white man with it. What would I have to do to make you think about it? I did that specifically to annoy you How much money would make you think about it To open the podcast so badly So bad

I actually wanted you to do it with your hat backwards But I'm like We're going too far You asked me when I was on the poly football sideline So I was connected to my true power source And I was like this man could never make me do this If you put the gun to my head My survivability is zero

But I'm not doing it What a amount of money though seriously. Mike we all said we'd suck a dick down to the bone for a certain amount of money. You would suck a dick down to the bone before you wrap this song, well no one's filming that right? Like my grandkids are never going to look that ass in the face. You know what I mean? Right. I'm not no that's a lineage spoiler bro. I'm not rapping a rock song. Saying your superhead saying your superhead and seeing that somebody's superhead is very different. Well I'm just not going to talk about it.

You know what I mean? I just, where'd you get the money? I kill someone. You know what I mean? I'm an oil barren. Don't ask the motherfucking questions. You want the motherfucking George's, don't you, nigger? You want that Tessie, don't you?

You want that Tesla? You're going to shut the fuck up and just take this money, Nick. Did you really suck a dick down to the bone, Granddad? Write that nigger out your will. You're a goner. Oh shit But I still

I still would suck a dick down to the bone for a billy You can definitely Oh yeah I did Tyler and I's number was higher than that Was it not for a million bro? I think you said a billy I said a billy I didn't say a million

I was about to say a milly yeah A billion absolutely I was watching succession And they were talking about like This dude was talking about he'd get five million dollars and like, you know, like, if so-and-so died, in the will, and they were saying, five million is a bad number. You're the poorest rich man in the world, you know what I mean?

Nothing's worth working, but you're still not rich enough to, like, be good forever. You know what I mean? So it would have to be more than that, for sure. That'd be more to be. And that made a lot of sense. Like, $5 million for me is more than enough because I didn't know. I can't consider myself rich, though, obviously. Are you caught up on succession?

I didn't know you watched that. I'm not caught up. I'm in and out with it. You know, rather, I always, I would have happened as is, I introduced Rother the show and then Rother just fucking takes off with the shit You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, Ted lasts on all that shit

So she's taking off and I'm kind of like in and out You know what I mean? Sharr and I love that show It's fire. That is if you enjoy Brick the egg at white people Like it is rich, you know what I mean?

Yes As long as you understand That the show is a comedy You know what I mean? Exactly You're just supposed to be laughing at all these dudes Right, right It feels serious

But it's more like, you know, Parks and Recreation You know what I mean? Right. You know what I'm saying? It's actually like one of the funniest shows I think of ever like the shit that they say on that show is so funny. And the way that every single character's actual life ambitions gets a curbier enthusiasm and the show theme song in every episode. There's nothing harder in the world than being rich and actually cool.

You know what I mean? I feel like filthy rich kids are the lamest motherfuckers on the planet. And they can't even help it. You know what I mean? Like if you're cool. pool and like fucking and filthy rich, you're the most abnormal human

on the planet. Like you're just automatically weird when you live that type of life. You know what I'm saying? That's why when people talk about like what's the obsession with celebrities and whatever else, it's like because celebrities or or musicians

or athletes are the only rich people that it's like worth following. Like, you know, like Chris Rock talked about everyone else in his super rich neighborhood being like dentists or lawyers or whatever. Yeah, yeah.

Boring. Boring. You know what I mean? And their kids going to be week like how did you make your money negotiating settlements for British petroleum after an oil spill

like cool bro you know what I mean no thing enjoy that I guess all right John Tyler you wanted to have kind of a music segment with a grab bag here you want to talk about Kendrick dressing up you got to talk about Kendrick looking more like Erica Badu than Ericabad do I want to say this about Kendrick

I think Kendrick has a chance to be the goat. I think he has based upon what he's done so far. He has a chance of being a goat. I feel like it'll be a weird turn and it'll ruin it though. You know what I mean? Before he actually grabs it. And I think it's starting already. He's called himself Ocala. You know what I'm saying? He's dressing like fucking Eric Badoo, my nigga. Like, I don't know my boy. It started to get a little weirder than I think it should. But I think I love Kendrick. And also that verse, when you on, what's your baby King? I know everybody was like,

oh, and this is just Ken. I think a lot of it was because it was Kendrick. Like if somebody else would have said that shit, the Big Sean would have said that shit would have fired his ass up. You know what I'm saying? Like, it wasn't... Yeah, if Big Sean had that bar

rap and show my ass, I'm like Megan or whatever, or whatever Kedrick said, internet would have ate Big Sean on the fuck off. You know what I'm saying? So I think he kind of, you know, we don't...

Walking around with that drapey-ass, motherfucker fucking shit on... What are you? Frankie Beverly, nigga, put some fucking regular clothes on. I know it's art. I know it's art. You know what I mean? I get that.

He's an artist, but I think he's kind of going to go in a little farther left. I wonder what this album's going to look like. But I heard it was a hell of a show, but it's also great internet content. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, Kendrick was always, you know, weird by design. You know, he would do the, you know, the fucking helium voice alien type shit and all that shit, right? Like, like, he always kind of weave that shit into his music.

But he did it in cool, nigger clothes. Now he's looking like his music. Yeah, that's a motherfucker that I saw. I was like, oh, buddy, I'm concerned. I don't know. This nigga dressed like Bilal, nigga. You're a neo-sore artist out here, motherfucker? Relax me.

That motherfucker drapey-ass shit. It's crazy. What's weird about, I think, like I said, I think it could be the goat. And it's weird because, like, he's had like three really good albums, right? And, like, the numbers aren't crazy and all that. He's, he's gone his fourth, right? This will be his fourth album or this would be his... Um, okay, so if you, if you consider section 80.

Yeah. He's had it four already then. It's section 80, good kid, mad city. Um, what's the, the shit? To Pimper Butterfly. Yeah, the Pimper Butterfly and Damn. Yeah, so he's had four. And they've been stellar albums and the numbers are great.

What's wildest I think of Freddy Gives? I think he's the best rapper in the world right now. He's nowhere near the go in the Goh conversation because he doesn't have the numbers. But he's on an all-time four album running me. You know what I mean? And like, you can't even consider him in that just because of the numbers himself. So fuck the,

systems anyway, but I do think he, I do think Kendrick, based upon numbers and, like, quality of music, you know what I'm saying? It's hard to make really good music that popular, and he's found a way to do that, you know what I'm saying? So, I think he has a chance, but like I said, I think he's going to take that left too early. Especially for his error, like when you look at his era, Drake has been the king of this era, no question. For sure. And Drake is, you know, he is pop. He, you know, he is pop as fuck. And Kendrick. That nigga's Madonna. Yeah, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? And it's like, you know, Drake and Kendrick have been the one A, one B guys of this era.

You know what I'm saying? And they are just on two different ends of rap music, two different spectrums, ends of the spectrum on that shit. So, yeah, it's an interesting trajectory that Kendrick is on. We'll see how it'll be out with this next album. Don't be a trajectory-ass, diggins.

We are anti-trajectory over here, you feel what I'm saying? But yeah, I feel like, when you think of Drake, do you think of, do you think he has a run? I mean, I obviously talk about, like, But I think it more involves numbers than music. You know what I'm saying?

When we talk about Kendrick, we talk about music and numbers together. And I think that's what's important with the goal conversation. That's when I think about Drake. I think he's the best of what he did. His numbers are fucking stellar. But I don't think of them in like top three, top four conversations. And maybe that's no on my age. I know there's kids that be like, shut the fuck up, bitch-ass, nigga.

And they probably be right. You know what I'm saying? There's kids in high school this year in Long Beach who went dressed for Halloween as the certified lover boy album cover. And how long has Drake been popular for? Yeah, that's, that's the one thing where when you're talking goat conversations that Drake, like, you know, Jay-Z said on the fucking Black album, which dropped fucking 18 years ago today to bring the shit full circle.

Nobody's ever been this good. Yeah, we old as fuck. So Jay said, nobody's ever been this good for this long. You know, that was him saying I'm the goat because of that. And he was, what, 10 years in at that point? 10 years? Not even. 96.

96 was reasonable doubt. And Black album was 2003. Okay, okay. So that was seven years. Drake has been the, like the Drake first has been the most sought out. Oh, nine. For like, yes, it's like 09 for like 12 years now. Drake has been on top of this rap shit for like 12 years now.

So that's where Drake has a case for the goat is if you go on who's been hottest for longest. And Drake got that by and by and mom. You know what I mean? With like a full generation of it. That does not happen in rap ever. He's been alive as long as Twitter has been alive. As far as like the pop and his niggas. You know what I'm saying?

Like that's some, bro, all of Twitter, he's been the nigger. You know what I mean? And Twitter's for like most people, I mean, for like young people, that feels like he's been around their whole life probably. Twitter is the fucking evening news on CBS at 6 o'clock to most kids in high school, unless they're trying to promote themselves as athletes or artists or whatever, yes. And he's front page of that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying?

For fucking 12 years. So, I mean, I respect the fuck out of it. But when I think of, you know, goat shit, you know, I don't think of his music as much. I think of staying power and numbers. When I think of goat shit, for the goats that I look at, it's some music, you know what I'm saying,

as well as the numbers. And so, you know, I think staying power, shit like that is all fire. And, you know, you have, you know,

you make a ton of money doing that, you know what I'm saying? But I'm not talking about that when I'm talking about the best rappers. You know, he's a, you know what I'm saying? Or best artist,

you know what I'm saying? I feel you. Anyway. Did you want to talk about the, uh, Wayneverse? I mean, okay, we didn't have to talk about that.

I do want to say this. It's just, I was listening to West Side Gunn, you know what I mean? Like, first off, grown man, right? My God. Yes. You know what I mean? Just, just, you know what I mean? I'm fully showing up to, like, Griselda events as like a 17-year-old fan girl at this point.

Like, yes. Like, all three of us need to make that trip. We all need to make that trip and just sit in the back, obviously. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? Do old-digger shit. Don't jump up to it. You know, we don't need to do all that.

Actually, we probably just get in the balcony and just kind of just sit down and watch. We need a box and get a nice cozy seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a nice cozy seat and tap our foot, you know, exactly, you know what I mean? This is some good old-fashioned rap music, you know what I mean? But no, like, first. Rap the way it's supposed to be. But it's really, man, that's how I do feel.

But anyway, and I, and you know, I'm a, I'm a, you know, I'm a young, you know what I'm saying? Mumble rap as loving as nigger. but this is rap to me, you feel me? But, like, yeah, I see, he's getting these old, like, Jada kiss and all these things, and they're just bullying each other, you know what I'm saying? And, like, to see Wayne, at this age, two dreads left on his fucking head, still deep, that nitty, both dreads in his hands and on his head, dick.

You know what I'm saying? You feel what I'm saying? He in the booth for dread fall out, you know what I'm saying? And he rapping like a motherfucker. Still bullying niggas. This year, he's been in one of the kids. them niggas, like back in the day, you got a, you kind of scared jumping on a track with Wayne. You know what I'm saying?

Like, you know, we've said this, like with Freddie Gibbs, there's rappers that just, you know what I'm saying? Even your boy this year, what's your boy name? He was on a joint with Drake, Chicago, you know what I'm saying, Chicago rapper. You know, blonde hair. You know what I'm talking about, man. Dirk. Dirk. Dirk is a nigga that make, with the young niggas, he's jumping on a joint. That song is his, you feel me?

Right. And Wayne was one of them niggas, you know what I'm saying? And he's still doing it now. We're like, that Wayne verse is like, woo, wee, blah. You know what I'm saying? Like, do you really want to put that, you know what I'm saying, on your shit? What is this? Then they're 20 years in?

I was fucking 16 when Wayne came out. Nigger, that's over 20 years. You know what I'm saying? Wayne been a scary nigger on verses. And that fuck his politics, nigga, all the way. But when it comes to this rapping shit, that motherfucker, woo. I'm listening to that shit. I'm like, damn.

Anyway, thank God for Gerselda. So I love a, you know what I'm saying? weighing it with it, you know what I'm saying? Waiing it wet-ass rap. You know what I mean? I love me some of that shit, you know what I mean? More drugs than rap, please. More violence.

The only thing on Griselda, I wish we could remove the Hitler obsession from West Side Gun, bro. That would be so great to not be scrolling through the albums on his artist's page, like, let me cover the screen when I top this Hitler-ass fucking album title. Yeah, yeah, you can talk about the, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, he said that he got that title because he was high when they watching the devil wears prod, and then he kind of made that his own shit. So he is kind of sort of calling Hitler the devil, I guess, but that's just weird, but that, but it's, yeah, yeah, I got a question. Who's, to me, Freddie gives the best rapper in the world. Who's better, Benny or Freddie? Freddie. I think so, too, but it's, hey, I, and to me, and to me, I, and to me, I, and, and to me, I, and, and to

me, I don't even though if it's super, super close. Head says Freddie, but Benny, to me, is like my favorite rapper that's come, favorite, like most likely to listen to. If I'm having a good day and I want to keep having a good day, if I'm having a bad day and I want to have a good day, Benny. Yeah. I tweeted like, you know, Freddy's the best rapper in the world. Do you see the list that motherfuckers he working with? On his new album, did y'all see that shit?

Yeah, yeah, that producer is crazy. I mean, I wondered how cohesive is going to be. I think it will be because his albums I mean if he's staying with the same formula I think it will be he'll figure out a way to make it work. But, oh, I mean, to me, I'm thinking like, he's going to have these niggas bad.

Nigger, that's the Avengers. You know what I'm saying? I mean, it's crazy. But yeah, to me, I think it's Freddie. But God damn, Benny is a motherfucking animal, bro. You know what I'm saying? Benny's a monster. I think it's kind of,

here's where Freddy wins out to me. It's just so technically sound. He's just someone who was just relentless. He's going to hop in on the beat and just murder it. Super crystal clear. Ridiculous breath control. He's going to squeeze fucking, you know, a thousand

words in his verse, and it's all going to be crystal clear, and there's not going to be a word or a syllable waste that's just super efficient. Benny is kind of on the other hand where, you know, he's going to say some hard shit. He's going to let it breathe a little bit for a ditch. You know what I mean? Like, it's kind of a difference in the cadence and the way they approach their verses. But

yeah, Benny a bad motherfucker too, but Freddie wins a by those for me. Freddie, Freddy's just so sharp. Samurai sword, sharp. Padeki-Hanzo sharp with it. You feel what I'm saying? I feel like he really, really been in the fire, perfecting his shit for a long time,

obsessed with this shit, and came out and was like, here, motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Once that motherfucker was, whoo, you know what I'm saying? So that's how I feel. I think Benny is incredible. You know what I'm saying? Don't take shit away from that motherfucker.

Whenever he get on that bitch, he crazy, I think another nigga that's scary to get on is motherfucking Bodie James. You know what I'm saying? When Boldie jump on. on that bitch, you better have your shit together. You know, dot your, you know what I'm saying? Dot your eyes, cross your T's, button every button

on your motherfucking shirt. You know what I'm saying? You better buckle up, babe. Because Bodie don't ever, he don't ever waste a verse. He don't ever waste a motherfucking bar. He coming with that shit every time. And that voice, nigga, pooh. Like, he got that, he got a voice that was like,

like Ron was made to play basketball, nigga. Or just be an athlete. Bodie was made to rap, Nick. With his mind and that motherfucking voice, you know what I'm saying? Come on. Bodey is a motherfucking animal, dog. Yeah, he got that, he got that fucking, that nasally voice. Like, yeah, this motherfucker was really out in these streets grinding in the cold.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he got that type of shit with his voice, man. He got these, his allergies acting up, you know what I'm saying? This nigga was really outside. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Exactly.

You know what I'm taking that Allegra. You can hear it in his voice, you know what I mean? As a nigga with allergies. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that motherfucker crazy. Am I the only person who's leaned into being old, hard enough to have listened to the Silk Sonic album five times this weekend? I haven't peaked it yet. That's probably going to be on my agenda today.

The children are cleaning our house to it as we speak, Tyler. Oh, wow. All you can hear to the better. Well, it's just like it's a perfect, like, I feel like you know you're old and you're listening to old music when you want to listen to it Saturday night, right? you're enjoying a nice night in with your wife. And then Sunday morning you put it on and tell the kids, you go clean the living room up. You know what I mean?

And it's the same music, but with just a slightly different angle on it, based on if it's Saturday night or Sunday morning. I've been on that Mick Jenkins, bro. I've been on that Mick Jenkins, too tough. I mean, when he came out with Waters, I think in like 2014, it was Superfire. And he kind of had like some, you know,

some good songs, but not a good project. This is the first project. I'm like, okay, Mick, this gives me the same type of vibe. That Mick and also that Smeeno. I've been playing the fuck out that motherfuckinombo. I'm gonna get to that Silk Sonic though eventually, though. It's gonna take a little minute for me though. I'm on, I'm on an old man rap fucking.

It's the old man. It's the old man. It's like, yeah, I've been in the car a lot this weekend. I've been listening to it. It's 30 minutes long, which I love. Like, I'm just, I'm a huge 30 minute album fan at this point. Yeah, we ain't on that no limit shit. We don't need 27 songs on a fucking album, nigga.

You don't got to be a fucking jersey number. No, football jersey number. You know, a fucking album song. Do you feel what I'm saying? So yeah, yeah. Do we want to close out by talking about the gentleman who attended the show and... Oh, I forgot about that. Tape the can to his head.

I forgot about that. And proceeded to get pissed on by the lead singer of the band. And I'm going to be honest with you, this is a group chat episode. I don't know what is happening in this video clip. I know that Tyler I am tweeted it out, but it's a man who went to a show with the intention of getting peed on by the lead singer of this band and then did he achieved his goal and she must

have drunk two gallons of water before the show Jesus Christ she couldn't wait to pee on the niggins I can't see I can't wait to pee on the motherfucker I don't know who the fuck she is I don't know who to fuck that nigga on the stage is

you know what I don't know anybody in the motherfucking crowd but fuck everybody and fuck the nigga that recorded that shit too that is some wild ass shit and It's so weird that that happened at a concert with people. We don't know who the fuck they are. Like, you let a nigga that nobody, like, did three people know who that person is, pee on you? Like, at least, at least get 15, let's just say they said I don't have 15 fans.

Like, it wasn't Rihanna. Right. Rihanna could. She can let one come out the other head on me on camera, you feel? Hey, nigga, fuck it. You're a father, John. I am a father, but I'm all so honest. I'm still me, nigga.

Just got a different perspective, but I'm still me, motherfucker. Rihanna can shit on the nigger if she wanted to cheat on the nigga. I can be the nigger she shit on, you feel feel, you feel? I'll be that, nigga, you feel me? For the rest of my life, nigga. But yeah, but also, Rihanna got a billion fans.

She has a huge chunk of the world as, you know what I'm saying? So I wouldn't be the only nigger to let Rihanna shit on me. He might be the only person to let that motherfucker pee on him. You know what I mean? Nobody else. would sign up for that shit you know what I mean that's some weird ass shit that

motherfucker had the can glued to his fucking head like he was that that man angled that man sat down at a table and glued a can to his head and got in a car and drove with a can glue to his head to this fucking concert to get peed on what the fuck and she said yes and she said like everybody involved It's wild, bro. Think about this. You on stage. You're a singer and all this shit.

And somebody asked for you to pee on them, get this motherfucker away from me, please. Kick that motherfucker out of, you know what I'm saying? Out of this venue. I am scared. She was like, well, what the hell? Hop on stage. Let's do it on camera.

It felt like a Nickelodeon, like a guts or like a double-dare competition. You know what I mean? Like the can on the head. like a like didn't they used to do shit you know what I mean it's like yeah like but just with pee for some reason bro like I don't know drugs you think were involved in this what droves homie homie look very clear-headed I don't need you like sometimes motherfuckers yeah he looked very clear at sometimes the motherfuckers are so are so on the other end or so weird that they don't even need substances like that's just who they are dog you know what I'm saying

I think he's one of those guys because that can is glued in the center of and horizontally of his forehead. He looked in the mirror with clear eyes when he glued that shit. He measured that shit with a protractor like. Let me get the angles right. You know what I mean? Geometrically perfect.

He used the Pythagorean theorem to fucking put that motherfucker on his head, nigger. Jesus Christ, man. All right. The pot is an hour long and I think we have too much respect for Marcus Thompson's dynasties to discuss it at this juncture.

So I'm going to, I'm going to say we will, for the second straight episode, we talked about too much stupid other shit to finish it. We will finish the book on Thursday's pod for sure. So come back for that one. I don't know. Hey, if you like the pod, this is the pod. And if you did not like this pod, I don't know, bro. This might not be the pod for you, you know what I mean?

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