The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Tom Brady, Russell Wilson, and Elon Musk Are All Weirdos

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

The guys discuss Kyrie Irving’s latest stupid tweet, Tom Brady’s divorce, Russell Wilson’s continued weird behavior, Elon Musk owning Twitter, and more. #Volume #Herd See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Please. Mike Mike You jump the shark They can jump the shark I don't have any sound effects I need a button to push for like I wish you could see his face I wish you could see the face

That really With the fucking hands and shit We're recording on all Hallows Eve Things are a little bit spooky In here You know what I mean As always Jenkins Jones hosted by my good friends

the Jethro Jenkins, aka John. What's that, Bubba. Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler. Hey, everybody. How's it again? I'm Garty B. A.k.a. Mike.

And we just had to start with it and get the shit out of the way because we're recording late in night and it's going to be a fun show. So we just got to get the fucking Kyrie shit out of the way. Got to eat our vegetables first, I suppose.

Get him over with. Get him over with. That's a perfect way to put it. Kiree Irving, apparently had retweeted and promoted a documentary based on a book featuring some conspiracy theories and some out there shit about Jewish people being behind slavery when pressed about it at a press conference

he simultaneously explained himself by saying that he's just a person who just has some feelings occasionally and no one should take him all that seriously and that he has a huge platform and millions of followers who are like an army behind him. Those two things in 2022 cannot coexist. And I think he's rightly getting raked over the coals over this shit as it just being a horrible example of how to use a enormous social media following. As I've said on this show many times, it wouldn't bother me nearly as much if every young Hooper that I know did not take Kyrie Irving much more seriously than they take just about any other person. and posting shit online.

Guys, what did you think about this? I thought this was a pretty dark turn from what had been a sad but still sort of funny thing with some of this Kyrie shit. This was pretty dark. Yeah, it's, you know, like, we talked about in the group chat.

I was like, bro, it's just been like, he's just been like evolving, like a terrible Pokemon, like on the fucking, you know, he started off with the flat earth shit, which was like, you know, harmless. You know, we thought it was funny. You know, in hindsight, It wasn't because this was the start of the whole slippery slope, and I hate that fucking

turn, but that's really what it was. But, you know, the flat earth shit was jokes of material, right? It was something to laugh about. Just, you know, we thought it was harmless fucking drivel. Then, you know, he got on his, you know, Vaxx-Hesington anti-Bag shit, whatever. And it was like, okay, well, this man is like, you know, leaning into nonsense when, you know, the safety and health of, you know, people that he's going to come in contact are hanging on the line here.

And then he went into the fucking anti-Semitism, which was. like, okay, now you're saying, you're giving credence to shit, to toxic shit that has legs on like a global level. You know what I mean? So it's just been like an escalation of shit with all these incidents. And it's just, I'm just so tired of this dude. I mean, I don't know how to say it anymore, any more clearly or more plainly than that. Because for one, you know, he's, he's just a flat-out conspiracy there's.

There's no way around. He's not a free thinker. He's not someone searching for a truth. He's a flat-out conspiracy there's. And every fucking conspiracy is the same fucking. It follows the same format, the same blueprint, that there is a secret group of elites who are secretly controlling us, and no one really knows that except for the enlightened few like me. That was the premise with the flat earth shit. That was the premise with his backstand.

That was the premise with this anti-Semitism shit that he's on. And it's just, like I said, I'm just so tired of it. I'm so tired of him, you know, doing the whole backpedaling where he says he's the voice of the voices. Then, you know what I'm saying? He runs and deflexes from dialogue when people want to discuss these stances and commentary. that he's made. So I'm just done with the dude, bro. And I don't even think that, you know, from a basketball perspective,

I don't even know if the headache is worth it anymore. What the fuck has Kyrie done since 2016, you know, when it really mad? He had the 50-40-90 season, and that's nothing to fucking, you know, wipe your nose at an incredible accomplishment. But what the, when has Kyrie done some shit postseason-wise? So I was like, yo, Kyrie's a winner. He's going to lead us to where we need to go. It's just not worth it anymore, bro.

I mean, even in the 50-40-90 season, he struggled with his, you know, he was hurt, you know, which is an issue you can. constantly deal with with karee i don't think the headaches work that anymore bro i mean it's intellectualism doesn't you know isn't founded on intellect it's founded on being a contrarian that's it he doesn't read shit he doesn't research shit he watches youtube comes out here and spuse it without even checking the facts you know i'm saying like that's what the fuck he does you know i mean it's just sick bro you know i mean but once he dropped to alex jones shit even though he said i'm not i don't you know side with alex jones i mean you're sharing alex jones shit i knew it was a rap for him and he's

on full fucking Kanye. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I don't care, you know, um, it's, it was an old, it was an old video from so and so on, so and so and so before this, it doesn't matter, bro. It's bullshit. You know what I'm saying. And, and, and, and you're sharing it and you know what he stands for. You know, the foundation of what Alex Jones is.

And you just, you know, I mean, he's, he's not far away from who, you know what, as far as far as how he's, you know, been in the last, what, four years, three years. You know what I'm saying? I mean, he's, he's not far away from. Alex Jones type person to me. You know what I mean? They're, you know, they're cousins. You know what I mean?

To me, intellectually, you feel what I'm saying? Like, fuck you mean. I've got two questions, one about Kyrie and then one more of a basketball thing about the Nets. But about Kyrie, like, we've been, we've made a lot of jokes about the whole free thinker shit, right? Like page 37 at YouTube is where the lions are, et cetera, et cetera. But like, sincerely, yeah, it's not funny. And then sincerely, like, why is this? I don't consider myself to be a gullible person.

I verify information, et cetera, et cetera. Why is it that people who put themselves out there as being free thinkers are always on a one-way path to conspiracy theories, anti-Semitism, Q&ON? Like, what is this? Is this just the way that, like, the internet is structured that once you start going down this, this is what the searches are taking it to? I genuinely don't know and I want to understand why this is happening.

I think if you knew, I think if you knew, like, it's one of the things where if you understood, like you have to be one of them type of motherfuckers to understand that type of thinking. Like you have, you're a logical human. You're reasonable. Of course you don't understand

a motherfucker going to YouTube on page 36 and deciding that's more factual than actual people that are doing the research are written on it. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a particular type of sickness. You know what I'm saying? But I don't know why.

But I'm glad I don't understand that shit. You feel me? Because I feel like if I did, I might be one of the motherfuckers out here doing that dumb that shit. It doesn't make any sense, though. Yeah, like, you know, I wish we had a clear answer. Like, oh, this is where he took the wrong turn at. But it's just if you have to come from a place of good faith if you are truly good,

being skeptical from a, you know, a genuine standpoint and not trying to prove that you're smarter than everyone. We're not trying to be a contrary for the second contrarianism. And, you know, the internet plays on that. You know, confirmation bias, we're all victims of that shit, right? But folks who are looking for conspiracy theories and folks who are looking, you know, to find

material that shows that they're the enlightened ones for choosing to seek it out, it's going to be there and it's going to feed their confirmation bias like that bitch is on steroids. You know what I'm saying? It's a different kind of dynamic with that, I feel like. It's got to be something to do with the fucking white chromosome. I'll say that. I mean,

I've known plenty of dues is taking weird fucking turns out the internet. I don't know. I mean, I know women who've been caught up in mid-level marketing schemes. There's some shit on the internet that sort of seems to directly go after women. But the cuckoo brain, what the fuck are you talking about shit? That really seems to exclusively be people bearing testicles.

I don't know why that is. I mean, the people that I've known personally who have been like, you don't know about this, they want you to think, you know what I'm saying? This is what they want you to think. that's all been niggas.

I haven't met a single woman that has fed be some bullshit coming from that place. And I've heard some motherfuck say some shit, but not from that particular place. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, arguing is kind of like a national pastime for men. You know what I'm saying? We do that for fun. That is true. That is true. That's a motherfucker

just getting their reps in, dog. With some bullshit. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. Maybe there's something about masculinity and where we, are in the world. I have no idea. I just know it should be the goal of someone with a lot of money to figure out a deprogramming mechanism. Some sort of a toolkit you can hand to any one of the

three of us that one of our cousins or close friends, I think all of us have people we were close with who are off on some crazy shit over the last couple years. Give me something to use. Give me something to try. You know what I mean? Like we got to get these people back, bro. And maybe Kyrie's got enough money He's insulated enough It's not gonna happen for him But like as a country We gotta figure this shit out bro

This is crazy Do you remember when like Like anti-vax was like a Such a small like sect of people We're like it was so small It wasn't even worth You know truly you know Discussing or arguing about it

It was like a everybody seemed to laugh You know And the last- Jenny McCarthy was the head of the movement. Like, come on, bro. Right, right, right. Right. You feel me?

And now, like, it's an actual thing that's affecting lives. Right. We're like, what, like, things that have been dormant for 40 years, 50 years are back affecting, you know, us now. It's just weird to turn, you know, that the world, it seems like the world is made.

It's not just us. It's like the whole, all of Western civilization. Like, even in Europe, there's these issues, you know what I mean? where it's crazy. All right. Let's talk about Got that out the way.

Yeah, we have a bear. All right. No more cauliflower this episode. We did it, y'all. We did it. Let me open up this Capri's son and this little hairheads that came in the luncheable.

Zebra can time, baby. The Zingers. The Zingers. Speaking of masculinity, how about the saga of an American, Alpha male quarterback, number one position in American sports. Unbelievable legend and winner, seven Super Bowl championships. The picture, the new Michael Jordan, the new icon of the concept of winning,

going 0 and 3 against Eli Manning and Adam Schaefter. Was it not in the vows that what God has put together let no NFL beatwriter put us under? Shut up. Tyler called this shit, Tyler called this shit for the record. Tyler called this shit 20 seconds after Tom Brady unretired. Bro, I said it flat out. I said, this motherfucker is mad.

He got scooped. That is it. You don't have a fucking life-changing change of heart over the course of weeks like that, bro. Adam Schaefter dropped the shit instead of, you know, Tom Brady, drop the shit. Because if you remember Tom Brady, he had a whole fucking documentary going.

Right? Like, that was going to be the fucking cherry on top. him fucking, you know, throwing the presser, now to these retard and Adam Schefter, that dirty dog. What a bitch.

He swooped in. He swooped in, dropped the shit. Now Tom, now Tom feel like he got hold so he can't go out like this and he threw his damn marriage away. Just to let Adam Schefter know

he ain't running shit around here. Pride is a motherfucker dog. God damn. I think the marriage had to be on his last leg, though. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

It was on his last leg, but this was the motherfucking sweet, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, you were like Adam Schaefter, go ahead and snatch that last leg up out of you, you feel me? Like, you know what I mean? But, dog, that's shit crazy. But yeah, I mean, come on, bro, like, it had to be, you know, the very, it was at the very end of, I think it was inevitable at that point. You know what I mean? It's just funny that Adam Schaefter is behind, you know what I mean, that last little bit.

I was so happy. So, first of all, a hilarious moment for Schepter to then. help break the news about the divorce. And I love Tyler just responded and said, how you started divorce and then break the news? I bet he was licking his fingers before he hit that tweet button. And then Tyler just responded and said, you did this.

You did this. This is on your hand, Chefty. We will never forget. This is on your hand, Shepi. Oh, how does he sleep in night, dog? That's crazy. Damn, Adam. I know exactly where he sleeps,

and I know exactly what he would say if you're asking that question. He said, that's next to my wife in my grown-up bed. The woman of my youth, motherfucker. What you thought? Where's your family, bro? Right.

I'm going to be out here in the streets. Right. You lost your fucking family, bro. Damn, Tom. Where's your family, man? Dude, where's your fucking family, Tom? You let me, you let me ruin your fucking. family you lost your family deed

dude where's the hell you're where the hell is your family dude dude where's your family bro you didn't bring your family with you where's your family bro? Do you lose your family bag bro? Dude where your family go

oh shit? I'm a fucking barf fuck dude where's your family we need to create we gotta write a movie about we gotta write something There's some content there

Dude, where's your family? Tom, where's your Supermodal wife, bro? Dude, you lost your Supermodo, bro. You lost your supermodal wife, bro? For Adam's Shepter, Dede? Adam's Shepter, dude.

Dad, dude. You're a dad. Dude, you're not a dad anymore. You're not a dad anymore, you're not a dad anymore, dude. Oh, Adam's Shepter, dude. Bro, did you let Adam Schaefter come between you and your Brazilian supermodel wife, bro? Dude, where are your kids, dude?

I have kids. And you can't put a fuck about a Adam Schaefter? You kissed this nigga in the mouth on TV. Jesus Christ. Dude, where's that kid you kiss in the mouth, dude? Nick, your house empty as fuck, dude. Big ass empty-ass house. You can't have a mouse.

You got a mouse pissing his Mother fucking deed. All these fucking bathrooms and no family deed. And that was Jenkins and Jones joking about divorce. We are the worst fucking humans on the plan.

Tom Brady ain't got no furniture, man. I can't believe. He's sleeping in a race car, man. He's sleeping in the race car, man. You fucking peevee. Dude, where's your family? Written by Jenkins and Jones.

Thomas Patrick. weekend Brady, bro. Holy shit. Starring Tom Brady. Dude, where's your family? That boy threw his family away. That boy threw his family a way to play the Panthers.

Oh, this fuck, nigger, shit. Dude, family, way. God, damn,

bro. She said all counts on it is. Where's your family, dude? Where's your family, bro? Really? Well,

nothing's going to live up to, nothing's going to live up to that. Oh, shit. How about Russell Wilson? I said on Twitter, at this point, I think the beat writers for the Broncos just walk up to Russell Wilson every day and go, what do you got for us today, you fucking weirdo? But what Russ had last week, and apparently it worked because they won, was that on the flight to Europe, he spent four hours doing high knees and stretching on the flight.

And he pointed out to the reporter that it was while everyone else was sleeping. Like what kind of a fucking sicko are you, bro? Motherfucking doing high means. High knees on an international flight. Let me listen. None of us are professional athletes, but we're all reasonably in shape. People, let me ask you a question. What's the maximum amount of time you think a person should do high knees for?

bro, laxum I think I'm like running track we did like when I ran track at college we did high knees for like four sets maybe six sets for like a minute and a half

I think the most we've ever done them like high knees alone is like 10 minutes I'd say so you know a little short of four hours yeah just that's a little that's a little like nigga

it's just like it's just like Russ like that's not gonna help you win. You know what I mean? Like that's just, bro, just you can be normal. Just take a nap, bro. Just bro, go to sleep, get up and get your shit right. Make better decisions in the game. You don't need all this shit.

It's just ridiculous. And he offers it up. He offered that up. He's like, please, internet, don't go me. Here's some fodder. You know what I mean? Stop. Fucking weirdo, bro. I did four hours of fucking high knees on the flight when everybody was sleeping.

Well, you're sleeping, I'm working. Nigger, nobody, that's not what they meant when they said that. This is your team. And you need sleep. That's important, motherfucker. I don't know. Truly one of the weirdest people of all time. Like, genuinely one of the biggest weirdos ever.

I think, I think. It's the lack of self-awareness to me. Just like, he just doesn't know. Like, you know what I mean? He doesn't, like, he thinks he's probably like, oh, I'm, I'm setting an example. You know, like, you see the video? Fucking family, suing, so flying, all this shit, nigga, bro. You are, he does not know.

He's an absolute fucking weirdo to everybody. You know what I mean? And the NFL week right on Monday night with Fandul, America's number one sportsbook. One of my favorite things about Fandul is picking my favorite props and building a same game parlay perfect for tonight's game between the Browns and the Bengals. Even though LeBron James is now a Browns fan, I am not. not. I like the Bengals. I like Joe Burrow. And so I am going to go with the Bengals and the Bengals to cover as well as Moneyline. And I'm going to take Joe Burroughs player props over on all of those. With Fandual's new live same game parlayes, you can continue building SGPs even after the game

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in being an absolute fucking weirdo to everybody Elon Musk now owns Twitter I think the three of us have varying opinions about optimism versus pessimism etc but we do have our first piece of reported news which is that apparently Elon

wants Twitter to charge verified Twitter accounts $20 a month to retain their verification status and let me say two things first of all as the only blue check on the podcast. Nut drag.

I respect to make. No, the opposite of nut drag. But trying to make money off of journalists is probably the, like, that is like going and trying to take lunch money from the kid who doesn't have any shoes at school, bro. Like, this is the, this is like, these people don't have any money for you, bro. These people haven't had a raise since before the internet was invented, Elon. 20 a month, that is groceries for a month for a journalist. That's facts,

you're taking my whole paycheck to keep this blue check. I'm going to walk up to myself, like a general who's fucking, you know, kicking someone out of the army and rip the verification shit off my own Twitter account. $20 a fucking month. I tweeted that. Someone responded and said, I wouldn't pay $20 a month to keep my actual name in real life.

That's a real life. Fuck. Hey, long as you got the round numbers, you know, straight on that direct deposit. Like, yeah, fuck that. But yeah, that's wild as fuck. Like, like, like, bro. Hold, someone who was also verified Jackson with a dick, trap. I would.

Chop my thumb off and pay $20. Yeah, I'm glad all of y'all are anti-paying $20 a month for that. Oh, yeah. Because. He says he would rather, he's also very, oh, I forgot Jackson was verified. Way to go, Jackson. He said, I would rather chop my thumb off than pay $20 a month for blue check. You know, look, I took my verification thing.

I worked at the newspaper. They wanted us all to do it. There have actually been a couple of accounts in Long Beach who are impersonating me or other five, six, two people. So, like, there's value to it or whatever. But the only thing that blue checks ever been worth it for me is that the quality filters are better. You get some extra shit. You could, like, toggle off, which has been helpful, obviously, especially since we signed with the volume. Ooh.

But, uh, But also, I mean, it was like just a funny day on Long Beach Twitter because all the homies thought it was hilarious that I got a blue check when it happened like 10 years ago. That was all it was good for. People don't give a fuck about these blue checks, bro. I think what is going to happen is like the conspiracy theorist. They very much are going to be excited to pay $240 a year to legitimize their shit. You know what I mean? But I don't get this at all, bro.

Bro. People have hit me and Tyler up, like, have been like, yo, we can get you a blue check. Don't care. I don't want that shit. I don't want that shit. Actually said no.

Like, it's, bro. Ain't nothing going to come with that shit besides the motherfucker saying, blue checks say everything. Right, right. They give anybody a blue check. You know what I mean? I'm cool.

I don't want that shit. And really, I don't deserve a blue check. I'm just out here talking shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, real. Bro, keep that. You know what I'm saying? I just don't see,

I think this just shows a complete lack of awareness from Elon about how Twitter works because, for one, he thinks he's funny on Twitter and that motherfucker dry as fuck. But two, like, the worst person you could be on Twitter is someone who takes Twitter seriously, right? Someone who genuinely holds Twitter in high regard. If you are paying $20 to keep your motherfucking checkmark,

we're just going to know who the dorks are when we see that boot check from here on out. That's it, no. We're going to know the people that, like, Twitter verifies you as a human being to you, nigga. You know what I'm saying? You'll die for this shit. Right, right, nigga. Like, we joke about that.

You really willing to pay $20. Because, you know what I mean? This is important to me. You know what I mean? Fuck you mean, bro. This, that, nigga. You shouldn't be able to podcast if you're just a guy out here talking about sports. You have no real connections.

Podcasting is real. This is serious, okay? And this blue chick is too. Right. You need credentials to talk about basketball, bitch. I didn't know y'all existed before that moment. Anyway, let me not get on. Yeah, but it is to the point that if they say on November 1st,

everyone who's verified, you've got to spend $20. And then they DM'd me and said, except for you, we'll give you your verification badge for free. I would get rid of my badge just to make sure people think I was someone who spent $20 a month on having it no, no, no, please take it.

No, please. I am not crossing the picket line. I've got to impersonate Trump or whatever the fuck I got to do. Take this shit off my account. Go out like Djibuki, man. The FBI tweet? Oh, my God, bro. No one used their blue check

for more chaos than Jabbaugh. He was a fucking lunchy. Nigger. Funny as hell. All right. Speaking of not knowing what's going on, I think you guys... He changed his name to the FBI. And tweeted out some flagrant. He was using Twitter against itself, bro.

Brilliant. Brilliant. That's why I wouldn't have paid $40 billion for it, man. When the product is at its best, is fucking itself up, bro. You feel me? You feel me? You're not, that's like buying Disney for like, oh, the moments everyone loves is when they sneak a penis into the background or something. Like, that's what, that's what this place is, Twitter.

I did see sex and lion king in the flowers, though. I did see that. That's what happens. There's some weird shit going on. That's page two. That's page two of the YouTube search of being a free thinker. That was what created everything. That's what we figured it out.

It was people, that's where it started for all men. was pausing the VHS's to fucking sex and the flower petals in it. Right, right. But I told you, that's what told you, there's a deeper truth. And they found the penis and fucking little mermaid and it was fucking over, nigga.

But as someone who died down that sex, you know, Lion King rabbit hole, wasn't it refuted? And it was, it just said, SFX, and it was a little fucking, you know, Easter egg from the special effects team? Yes. Just wanted to make sure.

See, I stopped. That's why Tyler got off on page two. No, Tyler got off of, that's page three. That's page three, actually. Tyler kept researching. Once I saw the crazy was the buck, I got off the ride. And he went back to page one, okay? All right.

I think you guys probably saw this tweet. I hope you didn't because I would love to just read it to you and have it be your first time hearing it. This is from at Josie Marcellino. My roommate. mate asked me if I was going to be home tonight. I said yeah and he sounded bummed. I asked why and he said he wanted to have some people over but they get kind of loud. I said don't worry go for it. He is hosting an orgy. First of all, it's a lie. That never happened. It's funny as hell though. It's funny as hell.

I laughed here at that tweet but first of all, is there any way that tweet is true? I don't know, man. Is she like a New Yorker who just picked a roommate off of fucking the newspaper or whatever the fuck? Or Facebook. She lives in Philly. She lives in Philly. I don't know if, I don't know if Philly is live with weirdo expensive. New York is lived with weirdo expensive. I'm about to show about Philly, though.

Oh, she replied to it. She said, this is a joke. I had like two followers on Twitter. I thought I was safe. Please stop being weird in my DM. Being a woman is really hell, bro. You did something funny and now you got weirdos in your DM. I'm sorry, Josie.

Sorry we spread the misinformation. Could you read her? I have nothing to do with person. There was a comedian. I know. That's a different tweet. No, no, no, no, no. All right.

Dang, I wanted that to be true. Okay. Of course it was. I wanted the gangpeng. I wanted the orgy story to be true, man. I wanted her to be serenaded by fuck sessions. All fucking evening. Because she was a kind of roommate.

Because she was kind of understanding she deserved to be serenaded by ugh ass lappery damn Mike shit I like you know late night podcast recordings have their drawbacks but there is a certain energy

fellas there is she'll feel like 2018 we were selling out the Trump on God you feel me you know face you know me

fucking pulling the fucking to go luggage into the fucking liquor store unzipping it we got DVD we got DVD we got DVD we got perfume we got cologne for you

and we got podcasts all right let's talk about I this bothered me someone put up a video of a bird I had never heard of called a European starling and

it's mimicry of human beings to the point that it gets like tone of weight and like kind of like even the way people's voices sound I don't fuck with this bird bro I do not fuck with him this is going to be it's right yeah but it wasn't the R2d it was the R2d2 shit bro how perfectly hit that like like bro it had me really thinking like that is a robot this motherfucker hide in plain sight they doing this you know what they trying to trick us at this you know what I don't know I ain't going for that I might

be on page four with this one dog I might be, you know what I mean? It might be okay. You know what I'm saying this ain't hurt nobody though. You know, but I might be on page four with this and I don't know. I like to hunt this bird to extinction. I would like to make sure we, I would like to make sure we get rid of these birds. I don't like that.

Don't do that to that bird. Get rid of them. Really? The first person to wipe European starlings out can come on the podcast. You got to get all of them or you can't come on. I'm going to get off. Jesus Christ. What is?

I know Wipe it out So it wasn't the R2D 2 It was the human voice It sounds like a horror movie bro It sounds like it sounds horrible What it was like Let's go play in the yard

Oh Your grandma misses you You've been watching me The Halloween movies bro You deep into that shit So that shit probably hit you in your spirit I bet your skin was crawling When you heard that

Erd at the end of the yard That shit you know what I mean Yeah, I feel you are your children Yeah, yeah Oh Kill that bird Kill that bird, bro Relax,

Mike You got me scared Thank you God damn She gave me chills I had to shake That all Oh,

And then you got Right into the old camera To I said God damn Shit Shit Who shit Maybe I shouldn't

Said Everyone should kill All the Birds on the podcast. I don't know. Whatever. We all make mistakes.

I'm just a person. You know, I'm just a person thinking out loud. I can't be held accountable. I'm a human being. I'm a human being, you know? I've literally never seen anything like that. That bird?

No, not the bird. That post-Bose game interview. Yeah, the other. That bird. That bird. Yeah. The nigger bird. The nigger bird.

The nigger bird. That's the most racist shit ever said on the fucking podcast. Call that nigger, Gary a nigger bird. He deserved it, though. Fuck him. Bitch-ass. I was on this bitch for fucking two years.

Take it up for this nigger bird. Now you're a nigger bird. Fuck-ass, nigger. Shit. bitch-ass dick you weren't and if anybody go call you that

I earned the right to god damn shit man a nigga I'll say this bro hey you don't have a good argument with your defense is that you're a human being

bro that's not a good argument you're making your defense is I'm a human being you're saying something you should not be saying right right

I'm a human being motherfucker oh wait god damn that's literally the last thing you go to. That's the last thing on the excuse, you know, checking off,

you know, checklist. That's worse than as someone with a wife and daughter. Right, right. I consider myself a man of, a man of faith.

A man of faith. Yeah, those three, they're right there. Thirsty. What do you, what do you? So I think Bomani tweeted

that he thinks a net shall wave Kyrie. I mean, they're fucking one and five at this point, bro. Do you just burn the shit down? I mean, bro, I don't know when you're doing shit like that, like

I mean, the anti-Semitism shit, I think, hey, you got to get yourself as far away from that as possible, dog. I mean, now, you know what I mean? If it's me all the trouble he caused last year, and then he's going all the way to this, I'm jumping off the

the, I'm, I'm you're off on the next stop of the crazy train. I'm jumping off the car wise moving. I mean, I mean, because here's the thing. If you want to cut ties with Kyrie, you can't trade. Who the fuck is going to pick up Kyrie after this? Right?

You're not going to have anyone on the phone for that shit. So, you know, if you really want to get rid of Kyrie, you're just going to have to wave them. Yeah, Cleveland Browns. That might be it. Yeah. That's crazy for a team with the dudes on that team they got, man, and fucking Kyrie. I mean, just from a basketball perspective.

And then Ben Simmons, too, it's just like, it's great. It's some historically, it's some historically sad shit. Brooklyn, bro. But I've been seen. Let me say this. They make me happy to be a Lakers fan this year. I've been doing some there, but for the grace and they're all I shit with the Nets, bro.

And the Lakers have not won a basketball. Not a single game. And they might not win one to like game 10, bro. Lakers got me up watching Bucks games with Vinny, bro. And he's like, should we be watching the Lakers game? And I'm like, no. No, son. No.

But you're teaching them a good lesson, though. You're teaching them a good lesson. But, you know, hey, we ain't, we sports fans. You know what I mean? But we ain't signing up for the depression. You know what I mean? life hard enough. The Lakers are going to beat the Nuggets

about 10 seconds after we finish recording this podcast, though. What's the score? 121 to 110 with 9 seconds left. Oh, shit. Damn, the Nuggets ain't been looking good either, though. They figure it out. The Nuggets figured shit out.

They'll be four and three after this. The Lakers made 13 3-pointers tonight. Holy shit. Jesus Christ. Turn in the corner, baby. No, that's how you know it's fucking floated. It ain't going to happen again. Turning the corner, baby.

They ain't winning another game for another 15. Like, this is it fucking me. Russell Westbrook, 2 or 4 from 3 off the bench, baby. He just needed a different look. He just needed to come off the bench, baby. We're good to go. We're going to, the Lakers are going to finish fucking 77.5, baby. Let's go.

Let's go. We were previously before this. We were wondering if they'd be 0 in 82. They hit 13 threes. Now we think they're the best team in the fucking league. The sad shit is part of me believes what I just said too. Of course, you're a Lakers fan.

You're like, you know, Russ, little adjustment. Just give me a different look. You know what? He just needs a different look. They're the worst team in the league right now, though. Hands down. They stink. That's just such a...

Hey, we won tonight. We won tonight. We're on the worst team in the NBA. That's crazy. LeBron James. 20 years has played the game. with the same record, bro. That's the saddest shit ever.

Crazy, bro. Damn, he should have took his ass home. Back to Cleveland. Stop it. See. Stop it. He's got to live in. All right.

No, I mean, like I said, Cleveland's a great Midwest City. I stand by that. I stand by that. Mike, you wouldn't fuck with it. Tyler, if you went, you probably fuck with it. Ben, you're going to live in Richmond. Richmond like St.

Louis. St. Louis like Cleveland. You know what I'm saying? Trying to tell you, man. Ain't nothing wrong with you, but don't it's so Richmond by comparing that shit to Ohio dog. Nigger, I compared it to St. Louis.

This black people in Richmond. That's my favorite city. That's my favorite city. No, Cleveland is niggas in Cleveland. Are you kidding me? Bone came from Cleveland. He was the last one. Nigger.

He was the last one. Bro, Cleveland got dummy niggas. This is a Midwest. That's black. That's a hell of black area. The Midwest and the South is stupid. I'm going to get myself fucked up.

Damn, man. There's no black people. You show the shit on St. Louis, too. I just came for the crib I'm feeling away. I love my city, man. I miss it. All right.

Before we get out of here, Tyler, I don't have the tweet handy, but I would like you to walk us through this. You tweeted, you quote tweeted someone talking about some people don't hear their own voice in their head as like a narration voice. Like, what was this? It was one of those like that had never occurred to me that there were people different from me moments. right so basically

someone tweeted out I just found out my husband hears his own voice in his inner monologue and I was like and she was freaked out about it because I guess that's not her experience my question is do people who don't hear their voice I don't necessarily hear my voice

do all three of us hear a voice all three of us have a voice in the head though I wouldn't say it's my voice I communicate in a way with speech words sentences to myself but I wouldn't necessarily say it's my voice You don't hear my voice, yeah. Right. But I mean that I'm talking to myself, yeah.

Yeah. You in your head will think the words I should put some music on. I will think the words, but there's no sound. It's just a thought. You know what I mean? There's no sound to it. There's no voice that goes along with it. It's just, I see, I, damn, it's crazy.

Do you do? How do you, how do we do this? But some people don't have the interior monologue. Some people just think the emotion. Darren said that. Darren said that. Yeah. Darren said he has.

He doesn't have an inner dialogue. He has abstract thoughts that makes sense to him. That's scary as fuck. Just the unique. Yeah, that's wildest fuck. Like, these people are living their whole lives with, like, video game map. And their fucking head with the blanking icons. They have a legend where they press fucking.

Right. You know what I mean? With symbols. It's not, you know, it's not even words. That's crazy. But yeah, I, I fucked a few people with Lisp up because I was like, I was like, people with Lispy. I need you out of job.

That's where I was. I was like, you wild and then I bust out of that. But people with this chomped in, it was like, hold up. I never noticed my inner monologue voice does not have a list. So I was like, yeah, I don't think we necessarily hear our voice. But we do communicate with ourselves through speech. You know what I mean? Do you think people hear accents?

I don't know. No, I think, I think, because I don't even hear, no. Like an English person probably doesn't hear my voice saying I should put some music on, right? They're like, boy, I should put some music on. I think the only way you know their English by the words that are used. You know what I'm saying? I don't think you'd hear an accent because I don't hear my accent. I don't hear, you know what I'm saying?

I don't hear the way I talk. You feel like me? Like, I don't, it's just words. I literally don't. I don't hear an accent, but I do have an inner monologue that is my speaking style. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. I don't hear it in my accent.

You hear a let me God. You hear like we hear like, let me goddamn get my ass up. Like I'll hear that. I won't hear the accent. With the energy, you hear it in the Siri voice or something? Like what? No, no.

It's, I don't hear it in anything. It's thoughts that, that come through as speech. Like I said, with no sound if that makes sense. I'm about having anxiety. So it's like you're reading the closed captioning. But like, okay. Our existence, so many small things like that are just inexplicable.

You know what I mean? Like that is such a small, right. That's just such a small, my new thing. And you know what I'm saying? Like you said, it's the foundation of everybody, you know, has some type of inner monologue in some way. And even those things are like abstract thought. We don't hear ourselves.

Some people do hear themselves. Like, it's just so odd. Like, I never even thought about that. And now I'm like, bro, I literally don't hear myself. And I'm thinking that's weird. That's the stuff that used to keep me up when I was a kid. I'd just be laying there thinking about like what did cavemen like before language was invented like I know how you they'd probably communicate nonverbly but in their head what would they think

if they were thinking I'm hungry because I think the words I'm hungry they would just think they just feeling of the but in their head was happening like you know what I mean like did we they didn't have things like that no I didn't think I just think they just I just think they looked at something and knew they wanted it and they just pointed or do did something I don't think they had words yet. I don't think what would they be thinking when they needed to take a shit?

It's probably well it's probably visual to them. I think it's probably more visual, right? Like you know, like, for me it's words. Sometimes I think visually too. So I think it would be more visual because they didn't have like

the same capacity to speak. You know what I mean? So they're like their lexicon was grunts. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? So I'd imagine. I don't think they're grunts.

running in their head. They probably saw a visual like they need this shit. It is all crazy though. So in Long Beach they have a, in elementary school, they have a dual language enrollment program. So they teach, like rather than trying to teach kids of Spanish when they're 15 years old,

they teach kids Spanish in kindergarten. So like kindergarten through fifth grade, if you're one of these dual enrollment schools, the teacher will talk to you in Spanish. Like they're teaching you just the way that kids pick up language super easily, right? And I have friends who have had the crazy. craziest stories from this that they're like, sometimes I'll ask my son a question in English and he'll respond in Spanish.

Not half English, half Spanish, but Spanish. You know what I mean? And he's not aware that he's doing it. So like somewhere in there is some kind of a like, it's just something in the brain is just sending out a radio signal of meaning. And then it's coming out in one of two languages. Like that's crazy to me. What's interesting is like a Spanish teacher hit me up and said,

I always tell my students, that once they see Spanish seeping into their internal monologue, that's when they're really learning the language. Right. So, yeah, I thought that was fascinating. With, we use a lot of Marathi words with Somi, right? You know what I mean? And so, like, there's certain things.

Like, when I talk about Somi's water, I say Pani. You want Pani? You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even think water. I think Pani. You know what I'm saying? Like a baby's butt is a dunga. You know what I'm saying?

I got to clean the dunga. You go Shishi, you know what I'm saying? You go Sousu. Yeah, right, right, right. I just say, I think that when I see Somiya. Like, so if I'm talking to you, I'm thinking shit. But when I'm talking to Somiya, I don't even think shit or, you know what I'm saying, water or whatever words I use with her. You know what I mean?

For the most part, the words that I do the ones, like, the words that we use, a lot of them are Marathi. And I see, I think in Marathi, my, Marathi when I'm talking to her, you know what I mean? So, I guess that makes sense why they would say that. way up. All right. That's why we got to get rid of those birds, bro. The birds are back on it. Only logic.

Whoever gets rid of the birds, whoever gets rid of the bird, they come on in a pod. That's what you're on right now. You're coming on the pod. You got to prove you got to have a certificate saying you killed every last one of them. Don't lose your family over us, though. Happy all day. Don't lose it. Bro.

Welcome back to Jenkins and Jim. Bro. Mike, you fucking scaring this shit out of me, dog. For real. Like, damn. Damn, bro. That shit. Bro.

There's your family. That's some leprechaun in the hood-ass boy shit, bro. That shit still spooky to me. Leprecond in the hood. That's like the fuckingest movie. Was that racist? I love that shit, man. Oh, bro.

The funniest shit I ever saw in a horror movie was leprechaun in space, where they found out the lepercon was on another. Have you seen that? They found out the lepercon was on another planet. They went and they blew him up. And then a dude, one of the soldiers, peed on the leprechaons, remains as a like, ha ha, we got your little ass. Right, right. And the essence of the leprechaun traveled up his urine stream and into his dick.

And then when he was trying to have sex with a lady later on the spaceship, the lepricon came jumping out of his crotch. What's peak cinema? Jesus Christ. That's some good shit right there, though. That's some good shit right there. All right, bro. Dedicated to the long game on that one. I think what's funny is, Leopardycon.

kind of the hood didn't jump the shark to me they didn't jump the shark yet they had they could you know what I'm saying that was you know what I'm saying like the kind of space you know not even not not not necessarily jumped the shark you know I mean like well that made sense to me but well I don't know man that what was we all back in this back of the day that's have you ever looked at the mall joints like uh tails for the crib tells from the hood when they caught when they caught in the hood those were the little nigglets little nigglets that shit still that was That was racist. But it was funny.

Was it not? Can we hear me? If you whisper, they can't hear us, okay? All right, y'all. We better get out of here while the getting it's good. Right. Right. Right.

She'd get wild. Nigger birds too. We were sick nigger birds in this ball. We had to really did out of the death, girl. I was like, damn, I want to call the nigger, nigger bird. That's a new model. Halloween. We'll see you all later in the week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Shee.