The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins and Jonez - Trump Is Broke, Jokic Did What, Matt Ryan Did It Again

Episode Date: December 19, 2022

The guys discuss a uniquely named law office, Trump’s NFT sales, Elon Musk’s latest Twitter thing, the World Cup final, Tyrell Terry retiring, Jokic’s triple double, Matt Ryan’s collapse, and much more. #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Disclaimer must be 21 and over and select states. Gambling problem, call 1,800 gambler or visit fandul.com slash RG. Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Volume Podcast Network. It is Monday, December 19th. And as always, we're coming to you live on the Amazon AMP app. Mondays and Thursdays at 7 a.m. West Coast, 10 a.m. East Coast. We do have a little bit of housekeeping. We are dropping the pod today.

We are dropping another pot. We're recording on Thursday. And then we are taking a week off for Christmas. We will not be dropping pause. That's right. Like a month. Or the 29th. A couple of us are going out of state.

You know, we'll just need a little time. That's all. You need a little time apart. You got to spend this volume money, baby. We're tired all year talking to our friends. Time to reap what we sow. As always, Jenkins and Jones hosted by my good friends, the muck man himself. Join me.

Join me in the muck. What's that, Bubbles. Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler. Hey, everybody. going. I'm Gartie B. A.k.a. Mike. Mother fucking Mike. And let's see what else.

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but on podcasts, you do. And so we're not talking about sports up top today. We are talking about the law offices of Jarrell L. Wigger in Charleston, South Carolina. Quite the development, I'm going to say. Quite the development. We just brought this shit up last week, dog. We didn't know about the law firm. I genuinely did not know that Wigger was a last name.

I did not know that until, and I want to shout them out directly because I'm so thankful. But this investigative journalism here. At B.m. Because we did make the jokes last week about the NBA trophies, et cetera. he just tweeted us a picture he took of a billboard that says with the most white southern lawyer picture you could imagine it says wigger law firm incorporated a name you know a name you can trust wigger law firm dot com hey he's leading all into it he knows the implication there with that shit he's saying man like so i don't know if he does man he does a name you know a name you can trust come on man he's leading into that shit He knows. That white man, I don't know.

He thinks he's heard Whigger before? He's in South Carolina. What hasn't he heard? He's a white man and stuff. That Whigger? He has hurt everything, dog. That thing is hurt everything for sure, though. Bro, but that face was so stern, too.

What a stern face by that, you know what I mean? Very much a southern lawyer face like Mike City. For sure, Your Honor, I do declare a face. He meant business, baby. I'm trying to imagine. world where a judge says objection sustained Wigger

Mr. Wigger. Mr. Wigger. Oh, his law firm has earned a $25 million settlement in a historic EEOC racial discrimination case regarding incidents.

Oh, wow. I would have been on the good side. though, right? Whiggers are right? I don't know. It's a whole lot of if it's just a song, why can't I say it in that faction?

So I don't know. Really? You can necessarily say they're on the good side of things. I would agree with that. I would have thought Wigger was like a maybe, you know, criminal defense attorney or a personal injury lawyer. He is out here fighting for EEOC rights and shit.

Check that out. That's quite the development. Someone responded to John and said, them Wiggers need a wigger. Wiggers need a wigger. Can I? I have that quote too, please. Mr. Twitter man.

I think I sent you guys. Chels just tweeted the picture of the guy and said somebody's going to jail. Oh, yeah. I can't get over a name you know. Name you can trust. He clowning, bro. There's also. So this sent me down a rabbit hole of realizing that this is a family name.

And so it uncovered. Someone also tweeted us the Wigger and Wigger Family Cosmetic and Sedation Dentistry. There is a Wigger tax preparation company also in the South. I do not want Wiggers put my tax against or putting me to sleep. Imagine me trusting the Wigger to put me to sleep. I'll be down. The fuck. Wigger and Wigger is hilarious.

Wigger and Wigger One wasn't enough I think I also I think I also found you guys The family crest This is a German name The family crest The Wigger coat of arms

I don't know that's like British or something Doesn't seem really German Oh yeah maybe it was British I don't remember it's like red and white With like a you know coat of arms And you know all that shit And then

So Wigger's been around for a minute then huh yes it probably predates i mean it definitely predates this other definition that we've all grown up with which is holy of all of the words for your last name to turn into wow i know you guys aren't plugged into a genealogy um facebook and twitter shit uh shars very into genealogy research and so i frequently see these shirts they do like auto generated shirts for different last names on these genealogy websites, which is how I found this shirt that says, it's a wigger thing.

You wouldn't understand. Shut. Oh. All right. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I couldn't bury that at the fucking ass end of the show. That was a good fucking half day of comedy in the group chat.

All right, let's talk about the other funniest thing that happened this week, which is Donald Trump being the brokest bitch in history releasing. Does someone call him Brokeman cars? They were Brokeman cars. He released a set in the year of our Lord, 2002, December. He is releasing an NFT collection of collectors trading cards, John. And the sales pitch, the video, which I have watched a couple times, is the saddest, funniest shit of all time, bro.

Like, it's straight QVC. And there were actually MAGA people furious about it on Twitter because normally his scams give you the veneer of legitimacy, of some kind, like that they are drawn to. And there is no spit shining this. This is $100 for a Donald Trump NFT with the worst Photoshop you've ever seen in your life to where his head,

was photoshopped on a man in a tuxedo on a superhero. And you can see the white outline around his head, John, because you can see where it was clipped out and dropped onto these cars. And the former president of the United States of America is hocking this shit for a hundred dollars. A hundred dollars. He teased that shit and everything. He's like, I got a big announcement coming this week. Stay tuned.

And that was the motherfucking announcement, though. All of them shit sold out, though. Like, I don't know. They did. Okay. I thought he might have jumped the shark final. but no, I guess not. Look,

bro, he has the most craziest motherfuckers following him, which, you know, we know. Duh. Or this is some elaborate money laundering scheme,

dog. Like, I can't not imagine to be in any other way, man. You never know with this fucking guy. Yeah, but also with that,

the crowd, the crowd that follows him, I think they're dumb enough to cop that shit. You know what I'm saying? Come on, bro. Someone's getting that shit for Christmas.

How, bro, there's people that followed him. It's a gift for Christmas. Right. But did they follow? What's his Twitter or his version of Twitter? Mass. Social.

No, no, no. Truth. Truth media. Truth media. People have followed him there, bro. Those are the people that would buy. It's been $100 on a fucking trash-ass NFT. Also, NFTs, the art is always bad.

I've seen like three that was good. You know what I mean? So he's just, you know, continuing the tradition of trash art on fucking NFTs. the fuck those fucking monkeys were fucking stupid fuck them shits all those weirdos I don't give a fuck who it was you know what I'm saying talking to you step Curry yeah hey that was some silly ass shit

a fucking monkey smoking a joint you know what I'm saying it's worth a hundred thousand dollars think of that clip art ass fuck shit fuck that dumb ass shit bro like I said the technology besides like around it is interesting but the art was always a fucking joke gross Technology never got never solved the right click issue which is what makes me so happy to see Donald Trump diving face first into the shit

in mid December 2022. Are there any monsters from history whose NFTs you would buy? Tyler would you buy a ganguscon NFT collection? Genghis Khan. What the they got them? They got a motherfucker making it raid in the shit. strip club or something with this shit. I'll be interested

to see the approach they take with it. But I would just screenshot it if I wanted that motherfucker. I ain't buying shit, no. Yeah, the screenshot does exist. That is an insurmountable issue for the tech people to figure out. Did you guys catch

on Sunday, I know all of us were enjoying some time away from the internet. Did you guys catch the absolute pouty, poor me temper tantrum that Elon must through last night. I saw him throw up. I saw him throw a poll today like,

guys, should I step down as the head of Twitter? I saw that. That's what I saw. You're like, careful what you wish for. You might get it. I don't know what the fuck going on with that. But no, I didn't see the, the little, you know, temperate.

Well, first of all, the poll is a like, do you guys like me? Like, yes or no. How many ways you need to tell it? Don't need to learn another language to tell you this shit, nigga? The fuck? Don't nobody like your weak ass?

Motherfucker, you look like you smell like saliva, motherfucker. Fuck you, nigga. You smell like breath. Fuck out of here. Of course we don't like your ass. Your sonny looking ass, weirdo. You look moist, nigga. You look goddamn.

Here's the, here's the whineiest most pouty tweet. Someone said, someone added him and said, let me run Twitter for a little bit. No salary. All in. Focus on great engineering and increasing the amount of love. in the world, just offering my help in the unlikely case it's useful. I hate that part.

This agreed. This was Elon's response. That person's name was Lex. His first name is Lex. Of course he's lame. Lex or Connor. That's a Connor thing to do too. All right.

Elon's response, you must like pain a lot. Hold on. Let me read this like Eeyor. You must like pain a lot. One catch. You have to invest your life savings in Twitter.

And it's been in the fast, to bankruptcy since May. Still want the job. No, bitch. You didn't want to he didn't want the job. He didn't want the fucking job. He was trying not to go through with the shit, you know what I mean?

This was all, I still feel like this is all a joke to own the lips gone too far that he did not account for. Like he did not want to buy this shit until fucking the court enforced them to. You know what I'm saying? Right. Oh, Musky. You don't got yourself into something here, buddy.

I'd pay you that much. And then he tweeted those who want power are the ones who least deserve it. Agreed, Elon. Couldn't agree more. And he should have on homie who reached out to him trying to help with that one. And that niggins couldn't help.

Lex. I'm out of here. Snoop also posted a poll asking if he should run Twitter and got significantly more favorable results. I know. He got like a fucking 92% approval rate on that. And he would run that shit.

into the ground, but it will be a blast. We'd feel good about ourselves. We'd have fun. We'd have fun the entire time. Well, here's my suggestion. Just give it to Tyler. Like, we'll leave all the culture war stuff behind.

We'll leave all the, should journalists be allowed to have free speech on a different level than regular? It'll just be hanging out with the fucking homies. Grilling. Only tweets about grilling on Sundays. And it'll just be

funny people and people who like sports. You've got to post some shit off the grill every week. It's grill day. Fuck, nigga, delete this shit. I would do the least. I would do the least in that position. Like, motherfuckers would be fucking on Zoom from the, you know, to fucking beat somewhere with all that Monday Day pay me.

I would not give a fuck about that job, right? That Twitter fell. Y'all wouldn't even know I read that shit. I would never even tweet about it. the fact that I ran to it. Like, I don't tweet to y'all motherfuckers about my family, my private life. I ain't going to tweet about my job either. At your job.

At my job. On my job. Technically. I'm not even going to tweet to y'all motherfuckers about my job. On my job. I love it. Actually, the more I think about it, I'm upset. Tyler's, Tyler, yeah, give Tyler the gig, bro.

Tyler, I guarantee this is part of the negotiation. What's the severance package and how long do I have to be here to qualify for it? That umbrella, that golden with that golden parachute going to be golden in the bits. We know that. Golden in a bitch. Oh, shit. All right. Did you guys catch any of Sunday morning the greatest World Cup final ever?

One of the best sports championships of all time. messy the goat I love just trampling into other sports's debates and just planting my flag I've been a messy the goat guy is just boom messy the goat solidified himself in many ways

though with the game did you all catch any of the game or see any highlights or anything yeah that shit was amazing umbapie man sheesh that motherfucker who like like you know we hear the word transcendent all the time when we talk about sports figures, but he's legit transcendent.

Like, I don't know shit about soccer, and I still know, I've never seen anyone like this kid. You know what I mean? So, yeah, he is phenomenal. Oh, shouts to Massey, too, for submitting himself, you know, in that goat conversation, a lot of people think he's the goat. So we kind of already knew that coming in this, but, yeah, I'm just, I'm just really impressed by that kid. Like I said, I don't know shit about soccer, and he hopped off the pitch, not the field,

the pitch, because I'm, oh, shit. He hopped off the pitch to me. He'll be talking about He'd be talking about verticals and shit You know, 10 seconds after getting that Twitter job, man Just give him the fucking job You hear him say pitch? Come on.

Give me a fucking break. John, the basic story of the game was Argentina Which is like soccer crazy, huge rivals of Brazil But have not won a World Cup in a while While having Messi Maybe the greatest player of all time And that was his biggest like

He hasn't won a World Cup It was the only And in soccer they don't really do this I mean only ESPN talking about soccer does the basketball debate about soccer. You know what I mean? One dude cannot go win a fucking World Cup. But with Brazil going out, everyone was like, oh, this kind of opens the door for Argentina.

They go up to zero on France and just beating the shit out of them. France literally did not get a shot off in the first half of the game. Not one fucking shot, though. I saw it was three three before penalty kicks. I was like keeping up on a little bit. So France scores two goals. Boppe scores an incredible goal to tie the game, send it to overtime to two, right? then they both score in overtime.

It's not sudden death. So then they go to PKs and Argentina wins and fucking PKs. There's a craziest shit ever, bro. It's like a movie script. It's like actually a movie script that's too long. Did he Messi even have to kick? He had two goals and he made his PK. Oh, okay.

So when was this PK? I thought it might be at the end. Is it a best player at the beginning on PKs or is at the end? It's a strategic thing of like, do you want to save the person or do you want to, you know what I mean? Just have it in the bank. and he's kicked in front for them. So, yeah. Okay, okay.

They banked him. He didn't have to make the last one or whatever. I've been hearing Mbapé, the homies been saying that's the future goat. That's crazy. So it's interesting that Mbapai was playing and he lost now, but we'll see what happens in the future. And Boppe got one at 19 or whatever the fuck, bro.

I mean, he's crazy as far. And he was in the final his second trip. And I think he either finished with the most goals in the World Cup or second most two. I think he might be the second most to messy. Did he make his PK? But in his second World Cup, that's crazy. What's that?

Did he make his PK? I don't know. Okay. I didn't see. Yes. Jackson says, thanks Jackson. Super producer, Jackson Sappon.

Vinnie and I were in the really fun situation of having to leave right at the craziest moment for me to coach his basketball team while they were playing. So I was literally like watching the game on the phones of the high school kids who are the scorekeepers in our league and they just like had it up so I was like watching it but I could not see on I couldn't see who is who on the fucking iPhone we were this is how big of like we were walking in

and there was a black couple behind us and like the wife was like Argentina scored again like I'm like oh okay soccer's growing yeah it's definitely on a different level I feel like this year especially I mean honestly the fact that y'all have heard from your friends about and are watching and paying attention to a black soccer player from France is like, did any of us know any soccer players from France when we were kids or in our 20? You know what I mean? I don't think I knew any soccer players.

Yeah. So I do. I feel like it is growing. That people were, that was cool for me. Like, I mean, the whole gym for these kids basketball game. Everyone was watching this shit on their fucking phone. I know someone who covers the Sixers tweeted a picture of the Sixers took a break from practice to watch. P-Ks. You know what I mean? You got all these NBA dudes huddled around. It's cool, bro. I fuck with it. Every four years, I fuck with it.

And Bapé's on a ridiculous contract, like three years, 225 mil or some shit like that, right? It's nothing like soccer money is ridiculous. There's nothing like soccer money, bro. Cristiano Ronaldo is like basically washed up at this point and just signed a $200 million a year deal in Saudi Arabia. Sheesh $200 million a year Just to go be a name Bro That's fucking crazy Um

All right Basketball I'm like I saw Instagram There was showing like Basketball players Instagram accounts Compared to like soccer players

Like a decent A good soccer player That Whose name I don't know It all We'll have like twice As many Instagram followers

As Lebron James Right you know what I mean like yeah it's it's really the world's more like a motherfucker shit crazy so I understand why those dollars are that big you know what I mean for sure

all right I want to talk about Tyrell Terry announced his retirement from basketball in between our last recording and today you know I won't read the whole retirement statement I assume if anyone's interested you can find it obviously but I know all three of us read it

and all three of us were just super super impressed with this kid so I'm curious for your guys thoughts when you read that i mean we obviously are fans of basketball you love the success stories the guys at the very top of the league are the guys that we and most people talk about most of the time but um there's way more people out there like this kid that are struggling or that are feeling the effects of trying to make it to that top um and so yeah i'm just curious for your guys's uh reaction to you know his retirement and then more specifically what he posted about it yeah i i thought it was it was a beautiful statement.

Like, you know, there were quite a few emotions that came over me when I read it. First, I was, I was kind of sad, sympathetic for him that he went through this, that, you know, he was, I mean, I can't imagine how burdensome or how just unique of a position it is to be so good at something in your heart not be into it, right? Like, he's one of the one percent of the one percent to make it to the NBA, you know? And for him to say, bro, my heart's just not in this anymore. You know, I'm treading every day. I wake up and have to do this. So you said some of y'all might call me a quitter, but, you know, I got to do this for me.

I got to try to find some happiness somewhere. And I commend him for that. I'm rooting for him in this next step. And, you know, I'm just really proud of the kid because y'all know me. I'm a huge opponent of it. Some shit ain't serving you. If it's wearing on your mental health or whatever, get the fuck out. You know, money cannot amount to peace of mind.

So, you know, good luck to this kid. I hope the next step of his life is more rewarding than he could ever imagine. He was talking about, like, the darkest days of his life talking about the anxiety it brought him, you know, we've all kind of dealt with anxiety on some level, and we know how, you know, how much, you know, you struggle with that. Also, like, you know, being in front of everybody, trying to pretend like everything's good, you know, making the amount of money he's making. I know that's life changing for his family.

21, you, what, 21 years old, right? 22, 22, I think. 22, I think. 22, like, that type of pressure, you know, I can't imagine how much pressure you had to, like, you know, want to play, even if his family understood, you know, he probably wanted to, you know, be able to play. and provide for his family in that way. But I'm happy for him, man.

Like, as soon as I saw it, I was like, and like, like, you said, it was like, damn, I hate he went through that. And I know, like, you know, his whole life, he's probably wanted to get there, you know, to that level and it turned out to be, you know, didn't turn out the way he wanted it to. But, you know, I'm happy for him.

I'm rooting for the kid, for sure, man. He's got a fan out of me, you know, I'm saying. So, but, yeah, I was like, you know, how brave, how bold of a thing to do at 22, you know, you know, and I'm happy for the kid for sure, man. And like you said, I wish the, you know, what's the best one in the future? I co-sign everything that you guys just said. And the one thing I would add is, who was it that retired young from the NBA over anxiety

and mental health issues like 10 years back or something? It was a Royce. Royce. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Royce White. He didn't retire. Royce Hill still plays.

Did he ever play? I don't know. He didn't play it because he was afraid to get. on planes, wasn't he? I don't think he ever played. Yeah. I think he got drafted and never played. But do you remember the reaction when that happened, at least in my circle of friends, he was like

heavily fucking shat upon. Oh, they called him crazy. Yeah. And so what I loved and I think a rare moment that I could sit back and feel like we've made some progress as a society was all the especially all the young basketball players

that I follow and know and talk to, I sound like nothing but an outpouring of positivity and support for this kid that you know the the way he closed it was um i'm headed down a different path now one that will hopefully lead to happiness and being able to love myself again and the fact that sports fans and society seem knock on what i'm sure there's you know i'm sure there's people out there who who responded negatively but it felt at least in the people that i know and the reaction that i saw like oh here's some progress that everyone said good

we want you to find your way to being able to love yourself and enjoy your life that was just like that I was happy that he wrote this statement to sort of give us an opportunity to see that maybe society is getting slightly less shitty when it comes to mental health

issues and people being comfortable with themselves also I'm happy you got to see the support I imagine he thought it might go a different route or a different way you know I mean you can tell from how he wrote it you know what I'm saying So, you know, but yeah, yeah, I'm happy got to see that, you know, you got a lot of support as well. All right.

Last night, Yokic went absolutely stupid fucking dummy doo-doo poopoo pants. 40, 27, and 10, am I correct? Is that? Is that? Is it? 27 and 10. That's crazy stateline in the season so far. One thing I'll say about Yokic is, would you agree that any time people really start talking about someone else's MVP?

he always fucking goes nuts. Within two games, he goes fucking nuts. That's one of the craziest fucking stat lines. I can remember, bro. Do you think they're going to give it to him again? No. No, I think he's done. Back to back.

I'm not sure if he'll get another one in his career. I think that if you make back-to-back MVPs, you're in a super fucking elite tier. And I don't know, we'll see. I don't think he's going to get it this season, though. He's just as good as he was last year. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

like at least at minimum as good as he was last year. Would you say that? I mean, I wonder we could go through and count, but I feel like there's several guys in the NBA who are previous MVP winners who've had seasons as good as their MVP seasons and not really even been in serious contention for winning it. You know what I mean?

Like obviously people talk about the Kobe. You say certainly Braun's had plenty of years where he clearly was MVP, but it was just like, all right, man, what are we going to do? Right. Give it to him again. Like, yeah. We can't give it to them all the time.

Yeah. I am a, I personally am a yes, just give it to the best player in the league. It just seems like kind of a, you know, easy solution to me. But for whatever reason,

that's not appealing to people. So I think what Tyler mentioned ways heavy that they're like, well, this is what they turn into baseball writers. This is what this person got in the 60s. This is what I mean? Like he's already one back to back,

which puts him in this category. It's like, well, okay, who's the fucking best dude in the league right now, bro. It's the MVP. It's not the,

historical accomplishment like whatever the fuck award yeah i mean i mean keeping it a buck i thought yokic's first MVP should have gone to yonnes but that would have gave him three in a row and voters won't you know what i mean so and it encouraged yokic to actually fucking become a you know nuclear submarine of a basketball player so nuclear submarine all right october is Have you read that? Is that a book right?

Have y'all read that book? It's a movie. I think it was based on a Tom Clancy book or something? He's working a book, yeah. I tried to start reading that shit. Dry as fuck. Ain't no fucking way, bro. That's an old white man book.

Those old spy books and shit. That's like my grandpa would be. He used to read the, and I. The Eye of the Dragon, the Stephen King joint. Or Beehive, whatever. Yeah. The Dragon was written for not old white men, though.

I read, I read Leia Colour. Because autobiography, bro. Like, I was reading all types of weird shit in like seventh grade dog. Like, sneak it. I read, uh. I sneaked kiss Venet in the mouth and then go home and fucking read Leia coca, dick. Nothing made sense in middle school. That's the most middle school shit I ever heard.

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High game. Last play of the game. Last player regulation. Patriots, all right, we'll just throw a little outpass to see if the guy pops loose scores a touchdown, whatever. It's shit you always see. Well, he did break like, I think, one tackle. And so he was really feeling it.

And he was like, oh, shit, we might could win the game. So he throws a lateral. And the guy makes a little progress. And so now they're fully engaged in. And, you know, the shit you do when your team is down by six points at the end of the game, except the game was tied. So the next dude turns and tries to throw it all the way across the field back to the quarterback, except that he didn't hit the quarterback. And a Raiders linebacker picked the ball up, stiff-armed the Patriots quarterback into the core of the earth. And then runs 40 yards for the game-winning touchdown.

They couldn't catch me. And that is how the new and not a lineman. Was it a linembacker? It was a linebacker. Oh, so he has a double nickel. The double nickel, 55. Okay, okay. How you out Raiders the Raiders?

That's a Raiders ass way to lose, dog. You outrater's. You let the Raiders pull a you on, pull a them on you, dog. What the fuck? God damn. This wasn't particularly funny, but I just wanted to give Tyler a moment

to acknowledge that the Dallas Cowboys having a great season looking like a legitimate you know NFC title contender did in fact lose to the Jacksonville Jaguars in overtime today Hey Jack's been balling the season without that fucking you know

shithead coaching it without Urban Meyer there fuck I think Trevor Lawrence got like 15 touchdowns and one TD in like the last four games some shit even going crazy so yeah man yeah I think the story there is Urban Meyer is probably the worst fucking coach in NFL history dog

I saw a couple of friends, Cowboys' friends that said, like, hey, you know, denouncing their love for the boys, for them boys. They do that like that. Five times every year. Chief's Kingdom just completely jumping off. We haven't even gotten the hilarious postseason exit yet. We haven't seen their best work. Just stay tuned. Speaking of hilarious postseason work, Matt Ryan's.

Indianapolis Colts go up 33 to zero on the Vikings and then somehow lose that game and overtime. Matt Ryan now has the biggest Super Bowl loss in history, the biggest blown lead in a Super Bowl in history, the biggest blown lead in an NFC championship game in history, and the biggest blown lead in any NFL game ever with this one. I like Matt Ryan, but that is a hell of a fucking collection of trophies. God damn, Matt

His name is Matt Ryan He was made for that You know what I'm saying That's kind of the name That you would have If you had all those accomplishments You know what I'm saying CPA ass name right

Right Matt Ryan The fuck God damn That's 283 though bro That's some shit that I would have quit If I was a Falcons fan

That would have been where I got off Bro I do not know How motherfuck Stick with that team Bro I got on a flight right, they were up 283 and I got on a flight, got off and they lost him like, how the fuck? How the fuck?

It was, I mean, this insane, bro. I did this. I remember my cousin who's been an Atlanta fan since she's been born, 40 years in the fucking fire dog. And she called, called my uncle, who played for the Falcons at one point, and just bald. And he a type of nigger that don't be fucking with crying.

You feel me? But he fucked with it that day. He understood. He had to. Bro. All right. This is a personal question. Have y'all heard of Marzapan?

I told you I have heard of it. Rathers used the word a number of times. I asked her about it. She says, I've eaten it. But I still can't tell you what it is. Because she said she wanted me to try it for some reason. Is it a type of bread or some shit?

It's sweet. It's a dessert. It's a dessert. It's a dessert something. And it's like almond peanut butter. It's like peanut butter but made out of almond, but it's sweet or something. I just had it in chocolate, I think. We were at a chocolate factory in Memphis.

And she said I had it then. I don't know. Okay. And I guess the deal with it is it's like the shit that they make the fancy cakes with a fondant where you can like shape it. I guess marzipan is like that so you could buy it in like people get them shaped like things like animals or things and then you eat it and it's like a little treat or something. All right.

Sounds stupid. It can. I agree it sounds stupid. It came up and I turned to Shar and I was like that sounds like a made up thing. And she was like it's not made up. It's like a that's a real thing. That's a thing people have heard of. And I was like, I've heard of a lot of things.

I've never heard of that. that and I, okay. She's been overruled to make sure. I'm going to call her lawyer, Jarrell Wigger and tell her he's been overruled. Get Wigger on the case. Can't win them all, Jarrell. All right. That's how I fell with Persimins.

That's why Rother got me with Persimmons like that. Like I was like, that's not a fruit. Like the fuck, that's not a thing. That's a tomato. I'm looking at this. It's a. fucking tomato. I don't give a fuck what nobody says.

It's not a tomato. I was extremely wrong. All right. This is actually not that funny, but it is like the craziest news story ever. And so I just have to bring it up. You know how when you watch an action movie and there's like a big aquarium in the background

and you're like, oh, someone's going to shoot that aquarium and it's going to explode or whatever? Did y'all hear that that happened in real life, although not with a bullet? No. There is a really fancy hotel in Germany in Berlin

that had a giant aquarium containing a million liters of water in the lobby. What animals were in there? 1,500 fish

in a giant cylindrical aquarium in the middle of the building. Hey, man, you send that to me. These are images of that? I'm going to set it to Were the sharks in that joint? Right now. Had to have some sharks in that.

They were able to save, quote, several dozen fish. Several dozen out of 15 hundred. Well, that can die too. Fuck it. You might as well let the go. Right, right. Motherfucking's whole families are gone. They're going to be sad as hell, bro.

Lonely is a motherfucker. Everything ain't no gone. That's our most cruel to save them motherfuckers. Dog, I remember, I remember, one of my jobs, we had a fish that was swimming upside down for like two months. I was like,

dog, just go ahead and die, bro. Let that shit go, dog. I googled up on all that shit. They said it was like probably an air bladder problem. I was like,

this motherfucker's about to die. One day we just came to work. That motherfucker was on the bottom of an aquarium, still upside down. So that motherfucker probably just floating. That shit followed him into death, you know? Hey, talk.

Bro, send me that shit, man. I'm trying to find that. I'm trying to find a good, I'm trying to find a good. I'm trying to find a good picture of the aquarium. But it literally was like if you walked into a huge hotel. So what happened?

How did it? What happened? I think they don't really know yet. But they had to evacuate the entire hotel. Yeah, bro. It took over a hundred. 100 over a hunt did anybody die

two people were injured by falling glass they had to evacuate the hotel 100 firefighters responded to the scene they evacuated the whole thing yeah everything flowed out to the front because as it happens in the movies there was too much water and it just went like flooding out of the lobby

yeah I'm saying though like no the fact that nobody asked it was a hundred different species of tropical fish 1500 tropical fish no sharks Dude this this tank is I'm listening to this shit is fucking crazy Just scroll down

This tank Bro The fact that nobody was like Bro This is insane It's beautiful It's a great idea You just great idea

It's not Bad decision It's like that past That like I see what you're trying to do You know what I mean But the chances of that Making it through that You know what I'm saying?

it had been there for quite some time though it was like very yeah it was very famous but yeah it's like that shit spilled out into the streets yeah bro but yeah right right that's what i thought that somebody died that's like a you know that shit but scroll down in the video look at this shit bro that shit is that shit looks amazing that shit looked beautiful but imagine being in there when that first piece of glass goes cling gling nigger the amount of panic they are They offer people like the opportunity to swim in that motherfucker. Like I see a scuba diver in that shit. I mean,

I think with something that big they probably have to go in to feed. It's just fish, bro. I thought they was going to have some real diabolical in there. You know what I mean? You thought they're going to have some supervill and shit. You need some sharks. You need some sharks in there, bro. You need something that is like that can get you sued.

There's no reason to have something that big. if you're not going to have sharks in there I guess it's sharks for the eight dollars I mean depending on the like the potter fish God this shit is bro that shit is ruined RIP to the fish

all right that's all the time we got for today we'll be back on Thursday on the Amazon AMP app or you can catch us in all of the other podcast fees after we're done with the live record and then as I said we are taking Christmas week off

so we will not have a show on the 26 or on the 26th 9th next week. But we will see y'all on Thursday. Bye. Bye.