The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Jenkins AndJonez - Lakers BACK, Revenge of the Nerds & Dangerous Animals

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

The guys discuss the Los Angeles Lakers return to relevance, Damian Lillard’s huge game, Michael B. Jordan getting his revenge, what it means to be old, and a few different wild animals. #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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As always, Jenkins & Jones is hosted by the illustrious Dragonfly Jones, aka Tyler. Hey, everybody, how they good? And the punctual, the Jethro Jenkins, aka. Oh, love to see it. What's that, Bubba? Unironically. I'm saying unironically punctual. There we go.

Do we need to argue again, start to pile with an argument? He beat me to the Zoom. Three shows in a row. beat me to the Zoom window. I'm Garty B. A.k.a. Mike. Mother fucking Mike. Mother fucking Mike. He said the R, bro.

I never heard him say the R. Motherfucking Mike. That's the white strip club, DJ boys. One of the ones a two is it's motherfucking Mike. Next to the stage, it's Roxy. All right. We're going to start off. We've got an announcement we're really excited about.

If you've been supporting the pod and joining the pod, you are stuck with us. For a while longer, we have re-signed with the volume. And here's a little extra bit of good news. Not only have we resigned with the volume, but we are adding, starting next week, a third episode every week with the volume. It is going to be mostly an interview episode, lightly 3rd. considering calling it like Jenkins and Jones and friends, but already got a couple great interviews lined up. Those would be longer interviews, fun.

I think John threw out. I love the idea of getting reader questions and whatever else in there too. So that's going to be a little bit, maybe more of an interact with us. I mean? Yeah, right, exactly. Just throw some bullshit to us in the Gmail

and if it makes us laugh, we'll get it on the show. But gentlemen, salute to you, cheers to you. Congratulations. Cheers to us. Cheers to us. But I went back and listened to two of the original SoundCloud episodes.

You really did that? So extra cheers to y'all. We got that shit out the mud, dog. I know it was, bro. Bro, I made it. We came a long way. I tried to listen to it. I probably made it six minutes.

I'm surprised you made it through, too, bro. I'm like, damn, I'm thinking of the sound quality and shit. I was listening to. And listen. And I say this in love because y'all, that was the only podcast I listened to for like the first year you y'all came out. And I hit you guys up. Like the only time I go work out is when you drop a pod. So I need it to be more than like every three and a half months or whatever.

And John was like, we'll see. If it's a summer, you know what I mean? I was listening to the first episode that I was cracking up. And then I was just like, these dudes have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Period. Period. Period. I've always said, bro. I said, I said. But it was so lovable, bro.

I said it was so lovable. Two homies talking, you came and made it a show. Like, before that, we was just two homies rapping, bro. You know what I mean? Like, and it was cool. It was cool. It did what it needed to do during that time period. You know what I mean?

There's some pure, there was some real purity to the. There's too much honesty in that shit, though. I'll tell you that, dog. Rather, like a couple years ago, went back and listened before we was married and shit, like, who is this person who is this legit I don't think I even know this guy who is that

he don't exist no more that's why we call that grove he's only on sound clap he got left behind on soundclap right yeah the only remnants is over there man but yeah

like I said I legit would not have done this with anyone but like you John like it was I never wanted to be a podcast It was always like shooting the shit with the homie. You know what I'm saying? And we hit record. Oh, for so, bro.

For show, bro. Like, the only reason it started was because we was rapping in the conversations we had on Twitter. A homie was like, my homie, Andy Cole, hit me like, yo, y'all should do a pot. And I hit the child, I was like, yo, what's a pot? What's a podcast? We didn't know what the fuck it was. And so, like, you know, I was like, but the only person I would have done it with this nigga, like, because we would sit on the phone and rap and laugh all the time.

You know what I'm saying? It's like, okay, I guess we can do this shit. So yeah, man, I'm glad we did it though. But what's funny about it is so many people with bad podcasts started their podcast because of what you just said. It was like, yeah, it's like always funny when I'm hanging out with my friends. It's like, let's just like record it. And then it's not funny. Yeah.

That should be weak as fuck. We was the same niggas, man. We might have had to get drunk a little bit at first to get the, you know, to shake the kind of nerves off. You feel? Me, but. Half of the episode was you guys talking about. how drunk you had to get because you were so nervous about, about, like, intro in particular, about the intro. That's what was the funniest shit. Listen to the first

episode was it took fucking 15 minutes to do the intro. And how many, how many, how many, how many fucks did I say? A niggas in that shit. At least 135, bro. At least, bro. I'm crazy. Anyway, happy to, thanks to the volume for having us. Gentlemen, congratulations. is very, very proud of you and the whole team. Happy to be back. Thanks to Jackson. Something funny that I was considering another day. Like, it is a running joke now.

Like, we're overflowing with podcasts. We don't need any more podcasts. You know, we need plumbers and H-back mechanics and shit. Right. That's the joke, right. When me and John first started, we kept getting, all these dudes think they're decent in a mirror. Motherfuckus had never seen just two black dudes talking on a pod, right?

And now there is a surplus of black dudes who are like podcasts. don't hear that shit anymore. You know what I'm saying? That's true. You walked so that people saying that date should cost at least $150 could run. You know, congratulations.

What side of the, what side were we on in that, in that conversation, bro? The $150? I don't think I had $150 just to be, bro. We was, we did the podcast. I had my iPod, my iPhone, my iPhone headphones on, G.

I didn't have, I don't think the other extra $150 or $200 date shit, whatever. Like, I think I was on the other side. Yeah, thank you to Jackson and Adam and Biko and the whole team at the volume. Remarkable difference in audio quality between now and on the first episodes. Do you remember what side we were on in the $200 date, though?

I don't remember. I'm positive. I was on the, bro. I'm going wherever the night takes me if I'm with a beautiful woman I'm having fun with. I don't think I'm going to be a good idea. Like, like if I got to go to the coin star to get through the week on,

on Wednesday. We just go out of the $200 tonight. We just gonna have to do that, bro. There's times to think about, there's times to think about money and in the middle of a date with a beautiful woman

is not the type of thing. Absolutely. That's always the side I've been on. I had to always think about that, nigga, because we might have been washing dishes. I always make sure I had enough in the, uh,

I had a 200, man. We got to move smooth out here, man. You got to, hey, bro. Nicker was bad. And I had to keep to call these sneakers So that took a big ad chuck out of me, dog Shit, nigger fuck out. All right, anyway, like I said, we're working out what day

We'll let you guys know later in the week What day the third episode will be dropping But next week, clear an extra hour of your life To waste listening to us being- Oh, yeah. Very excited. I think people will greatly enjoy the guests coming up that we've got lined up.

So it should be fun. You're not going to fuck with it, mine. Yeah, I think you like our podcast, guys. I think you dig our pod. More pod for you in 2023. More pot. All right. Let's talk about some basketball games from the weekend.

More pod. More pod. Because I'm in what white guy's strip club. More pod. That's what it was. Coming to the stage. More pod. I would love to announce.

We're doing a third episode a week, but only in Tyler's white guy voice. More pods. Yeah, I'm winning, though. All right, let's talk about some basketball games from over the weekend. I'm just going to let you guys know. I'll watch that whole Lakers game. I'm going to let you know. Let's do it.

Go ahead and pull me back if you want to pull me back. No. We have been going through hell for like 24 months right about now. We are due to over-react, bro. I'm with it. I'm turning the believing. the lyometer all the way up to 15. The Lakers, I'm not going to say they're coming out the west

but they're getting in the playoffs. They're fucking someone's playoffs up. And I don't think they're not coming out of the west either. They look fucking good. Bro, those we, are we believing the lie? Are you both believing the lie? Are we all the way in? Big facts. Big facts. Big facts. Oh, most definitely, dog. Them pickups, dog, they have won two games for us. You know what I'm saying? Vanderbilt last night and Beasled game before that.

You know what I'm saying? great pickups, G. Like, we look like a totally different team. I told you in the group chat, AD's effort? Bro, I got hard over that grit and grind, you know what I mean? I love to see it, dog.

He's looking like a monster. And then Brian, when he hurt his ankle with the, you know what I'm saying, the heavy bully, you know what I mean? Back to the basket, motherfucking old man, footwork shit. Look great, dog. Like, everybody can play their position now.

You know what I mean? We don't need Lonnie Walker to give us 28. You know what I'm saying? Lonnie might get out. the bitch, he might not, but he can be Lonnie Walker when he gets off that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? So love to see it, dog. Love to see it. But yeah, I was yelling at the screen, bro.

I'm all the way back. I ain't yelled the screen since before last year, nigger. You know what I'm he? It's been a year and a half. I felt like me again. I'm like, hell yeah, baby. Wins that matter again. Games that matter again. But anyway.

Yeah, I mean, I think the whole thing, like, And with all the pickups, we always want to is we needed some guys who can come in who could let, you know, Brahm comfortably play the three, you know, play what he's used to, 80, comfortably play the four, you know, we would as used to. And that's what this core has given them. So, and those two have looked amazing, you know, the new additions have looked amazing too. So, yeah, I'm all in, ready to believe a lot. I don't be doing shit.

I can get some over-exaggerating and over-enthusiazzling it on my calendar. I'm here right with y'all. Fuck it. DeAngelian in the back yet. DeAngel agent started playing yet. You feel me? Right. Vandy in that Mavs game was like,

like John you said, I was just rock hard. Just like lock that little fat boy Luca up, bro. Lock his ass up. And it was fucking put the clamps on it, 16, you know what I mean? And it was playing solid D. You feel what I'm saying? Like, love to see it, dog.

Love to see it, man. Oh, I can't believe we're here, guys. I can't believe it. I can't believe it, dog. No, I was seriously listening to jazz. Depress is fuck quiet. Roth was looking to me like, bro, you are a totally different person. Like, watching games, I wasn't yelling anymore.

I told her it was because I think I had grown. It was just because if niggas was trashed, think. As soon as I picked the boys up, I'll be yelling the last two games, nigga. We just back, man. I love it. I love it. These West playoffs, you know, I know it's still February, but I'm already just licking my.

my chops and not just about the Lakers, but you're looking at one through 10, whoever gets in, these are going to be great games, they're going to be great series. You could almost just Yatsy shake the shit up in a cup and throw them out. And I like almost any matchup in here, including the bottom half of the bracket. The Clippers are a road team. The Mavericks, I mean, look, I think they've got some issues to solve, but they got Kyrie and Luca, right? The Warriors, if Steph's back, you're going to bet against the Warriors. The Lakers the way they're playing right now.

That's the bottom half of the West. So, yeah, that shit is too exciting for me right now. I cannot wait. To give you a sense of how wide open and crazy the West is right now, the Lakers are currently on a three-game win streak that is the longest win streak in the Western Conference. Crazy, bro. I was watching the, we don't talk about that soon,

but like the Clippers Kings game. And I said- Talk about that. That's the next topic. Go ahead. And I said to myself, while watching it, I said, the West playoff is going to be a fucking bloodbath I can't wait bro you know what I'm saying they're gonna beat these shit out of each other

every series is gonna be great bro you know what I mean I can't wait to watch it bro I'm watching King like I'm watching the fucking Kings Clippers on a Friday night dog you know what I'm saying like two overtime I'm watching every second of that shit you feel me like bro the West is crazy right now it's fun as hell to watch

yeah I I didn't get to watch the whole game. I got to watch the highlights of that 176, 175 double overtime game. Clippers lost it three times. They had the game like in both overtimes and the regulation. And they just fucked it off, dog. You know what Fox didn't play that well? Norm, I don't know what Norm was doing, bro.

I don't think that Norm might may have had a bet on this shit or something, dog. Like, just bad basketball decisions on defense that made zero, zero sense. But yeah, man, it was a hell of a game. bro. And you know who looked good? Westbrook. Rush knew exactly what he needed to do. He was extremely decisive, bro. He even hit a three in clutch.

Bro. I was a little annoyed. No, no, no. I think that, I think it's just... He still had like seven turnovers, but I was a little bit of... I mean, for me watching, I didn't notice the turnovers as much because he made such good basketball decisions when he had the ball in his hand. And he was decisive.

He got the ball and went right to the bucket. You know what I'm saying? He didn't bullshit around. dribble the fuck out of the ball. You know what I mean? I think he knows his role already. They're going to be good, bro. They're going to be good.

Kauai look crazy. So I've mentioned a couple of times my friend Brian is a really huge Kings fan. And, you know, with where the Lakers right now are a game and a half out of landing in a spot where they would be in the seven seed or, you know, the 60th playing the Kings. I'm actually hoping the Lakers get to the fucking seventh seed, which they could do by the end of this week and end up playing the Grizzlies because I think the Grizzlies are food for these fucking Lakes. But the Kings, so if they end up playing the Kings, I asked my friend Brian, he said, this is the most fun he's ever had being a Kings fan in his entire life. He grew up with season tickets because it cost 60 cents, whatever it was. Yeah. I said, what's your confidence level if you end up with the Lakers in the first round? And he literally like, he went like pale and he was just like, I really don't want that to happen.

I'm going to be honest, bro. The Kings are scary. They have great guard play. You know what I'm saying? To get up and of court fast as fuck a solid big obviously they would be one of the teams i would be the most worried about as a lakers fan playing except that their entire arena would be shitting themselves that they play the lakers yeah yeah yeah like they have a phobia about the lakers that you would struggle to and if we got kings fans i know you know exactly what i'm talking about i'm not saying in a disparaging way but like i've walked around sacramento in lakers stuff it's a very different relationship because it's just like the last time we had a good memory, the NBA was literally rigging games for you to beat us. You know what I mean? Like that's their relationship with the

Lakers, bro. They got real PTSD. Damn. Sheesh. Facts. Um, anyway. So we also had the other big performance from last night. Damian Lillard. 71 points. 13 of 22 from 3, 22 at 38 from the field. 70 ball is cranes. God damn. I don't give a fuck if you're playing a G League team. Second one of the season. Are they going to relegate them boys, man? Like, duh.

There were only three 70-point games in our lifetime, I think, before this, right? Like, we had David Robinson the last game of that season. Booker. And then Booker. And, of course, Kobe's 81. Those are the only three in our lifetime. Will? Oh, in our lifetime.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In our lifetime. Yeah, will was before. Yeah. Well, Willa had a bunch before, but no, I think you're right. I'm, I will look that up right now to confirm, but I think that that's true. So that's why we've had three 70-point games in our lifetime. We had two in like two months.

That's, this shit crazy, bro. It's been a, it's been a topic of debate on, on NBA Twitter about the level of defense being played. I think some of that shit is like, it's just a little bit stupid to try and compare them, you know, because the game was so different, but what do you guys think about that? Is the seven is the... How many threes did he shoot? How many...

He shot 22. 22 threes. It's a very different game. Also, look at the bag of these guards. How do you guard them? You know what I mean? Motherfuckus is... Back in the day, like,

I think I said this before. You had, what? How many, how many, like, you know, fucking, like, was it, side steps? You know what I'm saying? Like, how many options did you have for the step back? like one you know what I mean like you have 17 options for a fucking step back now it's impossible

to guard these niggas dog right and they're shooting from 40 feet Tyler was right about the number of 70 point games in our lifetime this the one that dame just put up will be the uh the 13th ever 70 plus point game wilt obviously has half of them but then donovan mitchell and devon booker and damia lillard are in the you know what i mean in that on that list which is that i mean that i mean that's crazy. I'm sure the NBA loves it. Obviously, we know they love big scores, you know, high point totals for star players and stuff like that. But that's crazy to think about because it doesn't. So my stance on it, the NBA Twitter debate, I don't feel like teams are playing worse defense. The rules are completely different and the game is completely different. That's why I think comparing from the 80s to now or the 90s to now is different. There was different rules for both players. The offensive players are trying to do something different now. I do think their level of skill is higher. And the defenders were allowed to defend in a way that would now be a foul if you're putting your hands on it. Bro, you could like put two hands on somebody to defend them, bro.

You know what I mean? Basically grab them. That's not basketball, dog. You could play football out there on the defensive end. You feel me? I saw a stat that said this season is the highest total point per game, you know, in regards to both teams, you know, total points. the highest total point per game that we've seen since 1985, right? And what I take with that information is,

is you look at the 80s and you look at now, it was a fucking boom and talent, right? Like in the 80s, we had never seen anything like MJ, anything like Chuck, Neek, Bird, Magic, right? Those players were revelations. We had not seen anything like them in the 60s and 70s, right? Same way we haven't seen anyone like Steph or KD or fucking Braun or MBE or.

or Janus, you know, or fucking Luca, like, we haven't seen players like that, you know, you know, so, so that's all I take it as, I do not think it's an indictment on defense. Like I said, I just think it's a boom and talent. And, like, you know, the numbers say we haven't seen a boom in town like this since the 1980s, and I'd be inclined to agree for sure.

Do you think the points are going to go down? Like, I just, I don't know if defense can catch up to the way that, you know, like Mike said with the change of the rules, you know, how good these offensive players are, you know, like the size of the guys that are doing, win these things. Do you think that, you know, like the points, they're the plateau around here, or you think they're going to go back, kind of like, you know, average back out? That is a good question because so many times we have seen, you know, times where the, they have

shifted defensive rules to give offense the advantage because, you know, Mucky, you know, low offense basketball, it is, it's not fun. Not entertaining. It's not going to, it's not going to join the casual fans. But we're in a unique place now where, you know, so many casual fans are turned off because they think the NBA doesn't play defense. So I'll be inclined to see if we see the pendulum swing the other way where we get some rule changes that, you know, actually benefit the defense moving forward. So we'll see. There's so many things they can do. They can always move the three point line. Right. I mean, at least at least on the top of the art. I feel like the three point line is such,

it's so embedded in basketball philosophy now. You can't do that. I don't think you can do that anymore. No, I'm just saying move it back. They have moved it back at one point in this, this run. In the 90s expansion era, like I said, when the basketball was ugly. I think that three-point line isn't moving anymore. I think because, you know, for one, you've got Steph who is the second biggest, you know, star of his era behind Braun. And his whole shit is the three-point line.

You know what I mean? So, no, I don't think they're touching three-point line. How would that affect the corner three, too? Like, you know what I'm saying? It's already no space over there. You know what I mean? It would just be an extension of the bubble, which, to be clear, they have done that. It was, and it was, they've done it since the 90s, Tyler.

And it was like, because there was a chart of, for like a year and a half, the three point percentage went down and then the shooters just picked it right back up. It was like, we don't give a fuck about another eight inches. Also. And so, but that, but that's when the corner threes became even more efficient is because they were, they're not able to move that back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in order to move everything back that I have to make the courts wider.

And obviously, I don't know that every arena is able to do that in an easy way. and then you're getting into bigger shit, you know, for sure. But I don't know. I'll be interested. I wouldn't be surprised at all if there's some kind of a tweak. And it's just with basketball, there's so many, I mean, every, all defense is so subjective in the way it's officiated, right? It's pretty easy for them to tweak a couple language, things in the language or something or change the points of emphasis and kind of flip some of that stuff around. So I'll be, I'll be curious to what happens too.

But I say they were not upset about 175 double overtime game in the league. office. I know that for sure. Second highest scoring game in league history. Also with the three point line, I think like, you know, nobody's, nobody's toes are on the fucking three, everybody's shooting that shit from five, six feet behind a three point line. You know what I mean? So moving it back, like how far would you move it back? You know what I mean? Like, I think it's more likely that you just create a four point line or some shit. You know what I mean? Because I, because I don't think moving it back is going to affect the game at all because everybody's shooting it's so far behind a three point line now. Even in high school, I'm seeing the motherfucker shoot. I'm like,

they're shooting it from so far. Right. You know what I mean? They're shooting it from behind three, like NBA three point. You know what I'm saying? They all think they step is crazy. Yeah. All right.

Let's leave the world of professional basketball behind because actually the topic that people most wanted us to talk about today. You guys are horrible. Everyone wants us to make fun of those little children. The little taunting ass kids basketball team. went and got their ass kick last week. Hey, look, bro, this is why if you're going to do the dancing and stuff like that, you're painting a target on your back.

And I log on to Twitter and I see hundreds of people talking about how this eight-year-old basketball team got blasted. I'm not personally going to make fun of little kids that much for getting their comeuppets. But Tyler. Tyler! The floor is yours. No. Hey, I love it. Bro.

And like, if you're going to talk to shit, you know. and you get your ass feet. Life lesson at a young age, shoe, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. That's a lesson learned. Like, like, okay, it's easy talk shit when you whipping somebody's ass, you know what I'm saying?

But, hey, them table's going to turn. And that's when we're going to see what you really built out of. You know what I'm saying? Eight year old. You're a little third grader. Now your back is against the wall. Turn, turn Arthur off your TV

and deal with these consequences that you have reaped. It's time to man up. It's real shit going on right now, dog. This is just like the time that Bluey wasn't streaming on Disney Plus for 30 seconds because your internet was out. Man up, little, little Timothy. But no, but on some real shit, on some serious shit, like, hey, if you're going to talk all that big shit and, you know, and people are going to rejoice in your downfall. That's just how it goes.

Eight year old or not. God, yeah. If you eight years old, you know you're talking shit and you know that you're probably pissing those kids off who you're talking shit to. You're well aware of that. It's third grade. You're pissing the kids off. You feel me? But you didn't know you was pissing the world off.

And now you get your ass whoop. And them kids could talk shit, right? But now you got the world in the mentions saying, bro, I'm glad y'all got your ass drag. And it's like, I was talking shit to another eight year old. Not your old ass, nigger. You know what I'm saying? And now you got a nigga my age, a geyser,

in the comments cooking this motherfucker. 8 year old. The eight-year-old said, fuck him. He was saying, fuck your child, nigga. Tell your child to stand up for themselves, goddamn. You know what I mean? But they got their ass whoop. They got their ass whoo'clock or something shit.

Then they got their ass with on the internet, nigga. That was a thorough ass kicking by the universe, nigga. Bro, the universe was tired of them niggas. I'm like how you get your ass whoop here. And then you're going to log on and get cooked. God damn. My favorite part is. as we had a correspondent on the streets in the DC area to report on this.

That's how we found out. Some dude was like, hey, y'all remember this theme? You know, he quotes tweeted the clip of them talking shit. Well, they came to DMV and they got smoked 36 to 5. Someone updated us on some eight-year-old AAU ball. That's how hated them little fucking eight-year-olds were, bro. It's crazy. The bad boy pistons, the bad boy pistons of the juice.

box live. They ran into some real niggas, though. Hey, D&V. Hey, DMV got some hoopers, dog. Hey, remember what was it? Was it Beasley to say he didn't see a white person so he was in like, fucking D.G County. Yeah, high school.

You know what I'm saying? They ran into some real ones. They got their ass back. That little white boy that was throwing up the three and shit. He wasn't saying none of that shit. He looked like. That nigga looked like he saw a ghost, nigger.

You see you running off. I ain't never seen one of them like this in my life God damn He wanted his mama boy And he did Sheesh, that shit was crazy That shit was crazy But yeah man

It was wild seeing Motherfuckers really mad at the eight-year-olds The comments were wild I'm like they didn't talk shit to you The comments were crazy But the dude who quote tweeted The remember this team They just lost 36 to 5

he may as well have had Willie Wonka's golden ticket. All right. He knew he was turning that in for 15,000 retweets. Oh, my. And then the motherfucker said, so much for that, exclamation mark. As his last sentence. Remember them? Yeah, DMV got some hoopers, nigga.

God damn KD, Beasley, and Jeff Green were on the same AAU squad, bro. Three NBA stars. Like motherfuckers be hooping up there. Crazy. Crazy. All right. Let's talk about Michael B. Jordan and the red carpet Revenge of the nerds. He was doing promo for Creed 3. He's on the Red Car.

I'm genuinely like I can't wait to hear it. We haven't talked about this. I'm excited to hear what you guys have to say about this. He's on the Red Carpet for Creed 3. He's being interviewed by, do either of you know her name? No. L'Oreal or something like that, I think. Not to make up.

We don't know her name, but that also adds to the story, bro. So she was interviewing him for her, whatever her outlet is. I think it's like, and she said, we have history. Or hustle TV or something. Right. She's like, we went to school together in Newark. And he said, yeah, I remember you used to call me corny. The corny guy right and winked.

He said, corny guy, right? So. I saw, I've seen two. opinions which I find to be equally correct on the internet. One is him still hanging on to this is proof that he was corny. And then I've also seen plenty of people who, people who really wanted this moment for themselves, who are not Michael B. Jordan, rejoicing in him getting that moment with her. What was your guy's reaction when you saw the clip? I was happy for Michael B. Jordan in that moment. I don't think the petty ever expires.

if you deal it with someone who flat out called you corny, you know what I'm saying? Like high school, if y'all were teenagers or what? I think that's something that you can for sure hold on to. And especially to, you know, slam that goddamn big joke down on the table when she's on your red carpet asking you questions about the feature film that you directed and are starring in. For catnockthehustle.net or whatever the fucking. Yeah. Yeah. So, so, so, yeah.

So, no, I don't think Michael B. Jordan was Patty. I don't think you need to let shit like that go. I've said this so many times before. Being the bigger person is so overrated, bro. Not fun at all. You don't get shit for that. You know what I'm saying?

I mean, there are times where you might just not want to be bothered with some bullshit, but legitimately taking the high road because that's what you're supposed to do. Fuck all that. Do what's on your heart, bro. If you want to, you know, clown her on some, look at me now, look at you shit after some shit, you know, that she did at school. Have that it, bro. So like I said, I ain't mad at him.

I can be Jordan at all for that. I wasn't mad at him. I was talking to my nigga Adrian about it, bro, and I was like, this shit kind of hurt me. I felt bad for it. I'm like, damn, it just was the awkwardness of it. But also, Adrian said it too. Said he had to do it.

He had. He wasn't just called corny. She said he was getting clowned. You know what I mean? And I don't know if I would do the same thing he did, but I wasn't getting clown like that. You know what I mean? If I did, I'd fire back.

You know what I mean? He seemed like the nigga that, you know, wasn't firing back and just getting ate the fuck up. You feel me? And this was his time to fire back on his red carpet doing this thing. The candy you always wanted that you see and someday you just have to buy it.

The shoes you wanted as a kid that you get. How many shoes we got that we wear ever so often? It's like I had to do it because I couldn't back in the day. You know what I mean? And it's the same shit. I'm not rejoicing with the fucking nerds that are like, yeah, one for the good guys, for the real men. He's showing her.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm not, I'm not rejoicing with them. You know what I mean? And I think it's weird that people are saying like it's, it shows proves that he's corny. Nigger, motherfuckers will be on here talking about high school all the fucking time, nigga. That shit was 20 years ago. Shut your goofy ass up.

You still, you probably would do the same shit talking about he was corny. No, he got his get back, the opportunity of himself. And he chose to take it. And I ain't mad at it. But I was like, damn, when I felt bad. I was like, God, he had to shit. It was a, it was a curse. The universe came in, who, and then she, and then she, once a second, and then when she did one thing, she took me out to where she was like, I don't know who's the most beautiful man in the world. You on his red carpet talking about whether he or some other man is the most beautiful man in the world. After calling this nigga Corny and he called you all for the shit, that's, I mean, that, that, that's it got to be like that. That was a cold, you know, that was cold. That was cold.

But anyway, go ahead, my bad child. I was going to say, you know, like I've said before, it's only like seven cool motherfuckers on the planet, bro. Period. I don't know what I'm saying? Like, all of us are corny, you know, to some degree, for one. And from the shit that I read about how she said he was corny, it's like he wasn't fucking with nobody.

They said it was corny because he was, like, bringing headshots to school telling him what he was going to be an actor one day. He was focused. He knew what he wanted to be at a young age, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, look, if you was calling him corny because he was a dickhead because he was an asshole to people, I get that.

But it seemed like he was just minding his old business and goddamn pursuing his dreams he got caught corny for that. So yeah, I can't ride with that shit, though. There's a bunch of extra cool that I know that was trying to be extra cool and was being assholes, but was really on some corny niggas shit

and they got their ass fired up and deserved that shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, for sure. I ain't never feel it was cool to just clown a fucking nerd or somebody, you know what I'm saying? My fucks would be fucking with nobody.

That's lame to me, honestly. If anybody corny in this situation is the person that was picking on the muff You know what I'm saying? Because I think, you know what I'm saying? Somebody minding your bitch. You picking on them, I think that's lame. In my, you know, opinion.

Clown a real, nigga, so you can get clown too. You know what I mean? Like, it's like beating up the kid. You know, you can walk. That ain't tough. That's weak as fuck. I don't, I don't think it's corny from getting his come. What is it?

Comeuppance. Is that what the fuck is Tom? You know? Whatever the fuck. She gave her her. He gave her. He gave her her. Yeah.

I don't think that's corny. I think he took it out of two. And the thing was, He made a statement and she had actually mentioned it in an article. He reminded her that he saw that shit and then he moved on and answered the questions very kindly. So he dropped off a little nugget like, yeah, I'm me. You know what I'm saying? And you, you and then kept on talking to her like it was a regular motherfucking interview.

So he didn't really, you know what I'm saying? I agree. He didn't take full advantage, you know what I mean? I agree. Yeah. He didn't get a cheap shot in. He just let her know what the deal was. It was tastefully done.

He didn't fuck the rest of her night up. Yeah, for sure. It was artful. That was how I felt. That also made me feel a little worse too because he just dropped it off a little bit, you know? And then, you know, yeah, that was, whoo. I felt bad watching it, though.

I don't like seeing nobody get catch a L like that. You know what I mean? It just was awkward, but it'd be like that sometimes, man. You reap what your soul, I suppose. I will say, someone who is young with a dream, it's corny to be young with a dream. It's corny to know what you want to be at motherfucking 14. And I was aware of it at the time that it was corny and that it was like, oh, I'm not doing

this because I'm going home to write. Like, that's corny as fuck. But that's what I wanted to do. And so like, you know, they were probably right to an extent at the time. And he is right now at the time that he's Michael B. Jordan and she's hosting Can't Knock the Hustle. Dotting. Jesus Christ.

And no, no, I ain't sitting on that. You know what I'm saying? Oh, for sure. I was on that type of shit, you feel me? For a long time. So, yeah, you got to do what you got to do on. No disrespect. But if you ran into a girl that you'd called Corny in high school,

you might not have been like, oh, I've got a great intro with this person on the record. I ain't go back and forth with chicks like that. I wasn't doing that. Of course. You know what I mean? But, yeah. First off, two of them motherfuckers are fired me up.

I went to school with country niggas. They motherfuckers. Hey, bro. No, I ain't want that smoke. But yeah, man, it was. Yeah, that shit was hard to watch, bro. That shit was hard to watch, man. All right.

I need one of you guys to give me the full story on this, but I know John sent a clip of Drake doing it. He was being interviewed by Yadi. Is that right? Yeah, so he was being interviewed by- And he called him old? He was being interviewed by Yadi. He said he just passed 35.

Just, niggas, say you 36. Say you 36, nigga. You know what I'm saying? He scared. Hey, hey, I think that might have been. I think he, you know, Drake is extremely online. I think he knows if he said, I'm 36. We weed a meme the fuck out of that.

Because you 36 is an internet joke. I think he maneuvered around that. You're probably right. You're probably right. But, yeah, so he says that. And then Yadi said, yeah, you're getting up there. And the thing was, Yadi said it on some, like, regular shit. And you see Drake's response when he was like,

like, a nigga knocked the air on his head. Like, you know, he had the clear as shit, bro. Bro, the thing, bro, Drake, you got to lean into it, my nigger. You got to lean into it. You can't fight it. You ain't going to get no younger. It ain't happening. Nigel, you are what you are, bro.

You fight it. That's when it gets ugly. When you fight in the old age. That's when it gets nasty. You know what I mean? Trying to be a young nigga out here, that's nasty work, bro. It ain't a good look. Your face soggy and wet, you and young nigga shit, you look stupid.

Okay. You know what I mean? Do you wear those big ass red boots Your neck side of your hell Bro, big ass boots You're trying to wear baby clothes It ain't made for the olds, nigga. You know what I mean?

Fire lane and lean into it, so yeah. But it was funny as hell seeing Drake Even like, ooh shit, nigga Like, because it was true. That's what hurt him though. You know what I mean?

I mean, I mean, you got it, like you said, you got a leaning into the shit. Like we've all been 25. We knew that 36, that was a fucking senior citizen us when we were 25. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we have all been there, bro. You might as well be 50. Yeah, yeah. So. Okay, hold. I was just reading Maya a book about Hokusai, the Japanese artist, right? She's reading this artist series. And it said, he was born in 1767 in, you know, in middle ages Japan.

And Maya stopped me on the first page of the book and said, Daddy, were you alive then? Oh, that's a nasty little. That's a heavy right hook. In the 1700s, was I alive? I mean, she's squirted. it up with your assing. Ah, that's a... Ooh, we.

Ooh, we. But my point is Tyler's right. You're 25 years old. You could be Drake. You could be Jimmy Hendrix. You can be Jesus Christ. You're 36 years old. You're not even the same species as me anymore.

Right. Right. Right. We've all been there. We all look through life through the lens of a 25 year. We all know how old 36 seemed to us at that age. So, yeah, you just got to, bro, you can't, don't even do the whole. And Drake tried to go the, you know, you just keep living.

You're going to get old too. Don't even do that, bro. Don't even waste your time. Don't go back in four. Don't even no young nigger. When they're called you, you lost. Don't try and look younger by dispensing wisdom. You got to play the long game and circle back five years later when Yaddy turns dirty.

And then talk to him about, yeah, you old as fuck now too. That's how you got to do it. Because I'm going to tell you, like, this shit has happened on Twitter, bro. Like, I've been on Twitter long enough to where I've seen the jokes go from. Come on, man. You're pushing dirty. to you pushing 40 because all y'all motherfuckers is 30 plus now right like like like motherfuckers will move those gold posts you know the more they age and then yaddy's gonna do that shit too i remember motherfucking um um Tyler the creator saying that he didn't even want to rap anymore when he was 30 now motherfucker's like 32 you know what I'm saying so you know what I'm saying so you know what I'm saying so like bro you ain't gonna win a young nigga argument so you know what I'm saying with a young nigga when it's talking about being old, dog.

Don't argue. Just take the L. And that's one reason I don't argue with women, you know what I'm saying? Because they're going to say some shit like, you got a baby dick. Whether it's true or not, it don't matter. You know what I'm saying? It's going to, you feel me?

So I just was clowning the niggas and we moved on. You feel what I'm saying? So, like, yeah, like, dude, when it gets, arguing with an old, a young person about you being old, take the L, nigga, move on. Just take the L, nigga. Just take the L, like, yeah, I'm getting up there, move on.

And then, like Tyler said, when they get to the age, Remember I was getting up there? Old nigga? You know what I'm saying? I'm done it multiple times. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I was old, right? Nigel, we're the same old now, right?

Fuck you mean. Bro, it's like that time when game, back in like 06 when game dropped one blood, he was like 25, 26. And he threw that jab at Jay-Z. You 36 and you still rapping? Ugh. That motherfucker is 45 still dropping out. Like, you know what I'm saying?

You are 10 years past the age that disgusting. trusted you when you were 25 to be a rapper, he's still rapping. 36, ugh, nasty to him, you know what I mean? So, so I'll say here because we are all, y'all basically retirees to me. Hey, bro, it should be, dude. Bro, dog.

Like I said, we'll circle back with you in God damn, tax free right now, you know what I mean? We'll circle back with you in 2009 or whatever the fuck, Jackson. And we're going to talk some shit to you there. That's right. But Jackson, he's young as hell, dog. Yeah, my motherfuckers are 11 years old. bro.

Jackson just beat that eight-year-old basketball team we got locked on to bring us a pie. We're gonna hit it from the home. Remember when you said? Nick of you 80, shut the fuck up. Jackson, come to visitation hours so we could talk some shit over our tapioca pudding. Caught for two-file while laughing at the shit.

Y'all down? I do just love, and it is, I'm like, look, you guys know, like, I work around teenagers, bro. Like every, like, I'm 90,000 years old to a high school junior, right? Bro. But I, but I respected because, look, and like, he was giving Drake respect. Drake was just too prideful to understand. You are either at the same age as the young person you're talking to,

or you're a corny old person, or they're paying you the respect of your Frank Sinatra in a fedora at 78 singing my way to a sold-out Madison Square Garden. And Yadi gave Drake that respect. Right, right. You know what I mean? He wasn't like, pooh. He was like, you're getting up there, which is true.

In the interview, he told him that he was the best. I mean, to Yadi, what, 25? Drake should be the best rapper to him. You know what I'm saying? So he told me he was the best. In the interview, he just saying you're getting up there, which was a fact. But he said, you steal the goat out here doing ghost shit. But you're an old nigger, you know what I'm saying?

Drake spoke. And Drake's got a daffat that fedora and put it over his heart and take a bow, bro. Drake responded to his own insecurities about getting old. Correct. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't what Yaddy said. It said Drake's been thinking about this. Drake said like,

I've been thinking about a graceful bow out. Like when he's not ready now. You know what I'm saying? But at some point, you know, like he wants to get out of here before it gets nasty. Before he'd a wrinkly face nigga in the big jeans trying to look like a young nigga. You know what I'm saying?

So yeah, man. But it's funny. Telling people who are telling people who are calling each other with their by tapping themselves on the side of the head talk about I used to call you on the cell phone. You know what I mean? Like, you do it doing like pager racks. Right, I remember

I remember hooping when I was younger and this old nigga was talking about something. Back in my day I woulda, and this nigger said, Daniel Woodson, best, best hooper, he played, you know, the rucker, best hooper I've ever hooped with,

you know what I'm saying? Well, other than like the niggas that I hooped it would win in league or whatever. But like, best, like, streetball nigga I've hooked with. And he said, if you would have done it, you would be doing it. Like, that don't mean shit. Nigga, no, it don't.

He old, nigga. But in the moment, I remember thinking, like, shut your old ass up, nigga. Like, if you ain't doing it now, I ain't no proof of it. So I remember when I got older and I was just to catch a shoot-ass, nigga, one-jurable pull-up, nigga. I never talk shit about I would have did this, I would have did that. Because I remember that one moment, you ain't going to win with no young, nigga, dog.

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No. No. All right. There is this community around a lake. I assume this is in Florida. Is she, is it overwork for? Is it overworked? Did she make it?

They had their own gator in this community that lived in their little lake and they called him Henry. And they humanized the fucking alligator. Yeah. This 85 year old woman was walking her dog, little tiny dog. on a leash right next to Henry's Lake. And Henry came out of the water, snatched the dog up

because a woman's 85 years old and the alligator has snatched the thing she was holding on the leash. The woman fell over and then the alligator snatched the woman up and took her back down into the lake. And then they killed the alligator. I just, listen, I understand humanizing animals. You cannot walk meat on a leash

next to a fucking owl. You can't be meat walking meat on a leash. Dude, it was a chicken wing walking. It was a chicken thigh walking a chicken wing, nigga. Bro, nigga. Bro. She was full. It was a go buffet before.

It was an entree walking an appetizer, nigga. You know what I'm saying? He took his appetizer and then ate the hot tray, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Bro. Henry was hungry. Hungry, hungry, Henry got that ass.

You feel what I'm saying? You can't humanize an alligator. There's no humanity. There's no alligator named Henry, okay? Bro. She thought shit was sweet. Motherfucker, you were sweet. And he's dead.

Because he did what he was supposed to do. That's her fault. Not his. The fuck. Jesus Christ. I see an alligator. I remember in being in Florida playing golf and seeing a adolescent alligator, which it looked like he was probably like a 12-year-old.

Couldn't have ate me, but it was an alligator, bro. Nigger, you thought, you think I got within 40 feet of water? I'm talking about I hit the ball. The motherfucker. It stayed dry. It's like 10 feet away. No. You belong to the streets, nigga.

I'll take my drive. The fuck? I saw a fucking alligator in that bitch. You know what I mean? And I know I'm food. The fuck. You know, rest in peace though, shawdy.

You feel me, guys. That man, that man, that alligator snatched up a little ass dog and an 85 year old woman. Like, dude, that motherfucker ain't break a sweat with none of that shit. Like, I can't imagine. No.

Like, it's the easiest lick he ever hit, probably. Like, like, like, Like that was the young bird Bird Of fucking licks You know what I mean

He stole that chain When they gathered him up When they gathered him up They tied his legs behind his body And they like picked him up and carried him Like he was luggage or whatever And I know the whole time he's like I know this is not for eating Barbara and her dog

I mean are you really Right That upset what was I supposed to do? You feel me? You feel me? Shit. She Sheesh.

Monefucker had a belly full of Jorndash jeans on his last day. On earth. Well, life is crazy, dog. Shit. Bro. There's some crocks of that motherfucker. Damn, Harry.

But now, like, I hate to see it, though. Hate to see it. I mean, I mean, the shit has me thinking, bro. Like, once that alligator gets you in order, you done, dog. Like, you could throw out fucking JJ Watt. You know,

a fucking alligator. You put them in that water, the alligator going to beat your ass and devour you dog. It's a rat, dog. What's they get you in that water? It's over. You know what, bro? I don't want to be devoured. Bro, I don't want to be devoured. Get my head first.

You know what I mean? Do my brain first. You said devoured. I don't want no parts of a devour, digger. And alligators, bro, All the alligators are not efficient killers. Like they focus on drowning you and doing death rolls with you. Right, right. It is going to be a terrible fucking experience.

Sheesh. The alligator got you in hell. The alligator going to have you in hell, though. Shit. I'm going to just be standing on the shore. That alligator's mixing her the fuck up. Got damn, drown her her, knocking her arm out of socket and shit. And you're like, god damn.

Send the alligator mixed her. Alligator mixing the fuck out of Barbara. Somebody do something. Not me, though. Hoops in my eyes to get in the way of an alligator doing alligator shit. God damn. Bro, bro. I heard the 911 call and it was like a lady calling.

And she was like, oh, no. She was like, she's gone. And then someone, and then, you know, the operator was like, oh, no. The alligator took her. And then she's like, yeah, I was too far away to do anything. You were too far away to do anything. What the fuck were you gonna do if you were right there? If you were close enough to do some, yo has would have been done, you know what I'm saying?

Shit, you'd have been dessert or seconds. Nick, what the fuck? I just can't believe that the video is actually crazier than we've described it, John, because Barbara is watching the alligator swim up. She's watching it. It's Henry, though. It's good old Henry. That's what, so her last thoughts were, oh, here comes Henry.

Good old Henry. Right. He's so annoying. Oh, shit. She had a good run, though. 85 years old is a long time to live if you were too stupid to avoid an alligator. You had a trombie. The thing is, though, maybe the fast twitch.

What's crazy is... He never came upon any train tracks, bro. You know what I mean for 85 years? Bro, maybe, bro, she might have been telling her body to... This is about getting... no, nigga. She might have been telling her body to run for five minutes. You know what I'm saying? It just

hasn't made it to her feet yet, nigga. She might have seen Henry 10 minutes ago, nigga. It's time to go. You know what I mean? The body just don't respond like it used to. Shit. Crazy. You just got to stay your ass away from that body of water, period. You know, gracious me. There

has never been tension released anywhere in the world. This is going to be like a nuclear bomb. The first person who makes a joke that's acceptable to laugh at at Barbara funeral. Because everyone's going to be sitting in there like, they're going to have one or two on them. They're going to have at least, at least, at least, at least one,

probably two that they're going to be trying to eat. Sorry, I didn't, you know. No pun intended. No pun intended. No pun intended. You feel? Tyler, she's doing a death roll with the age. He said, damn.

Barber getting mixed. Mixing the fuck out of Barber, dog. He can't mixie with Barber right now. Oh, shit. Okay. Have y'all seen that they're putting pitch clocks in baseball? They're trying to speed baseball up by putting these shot clocks on. Batters can only take a certain amount of time out of the box.

Pitchers only get X amount of time per. In the spring training games happening so far, they got the average time of a baseball game down to about two hours, 25 minutes. You are both guys who live. liked baseball who watched baseball when you're younger, I feel like you're almost exactly who Major League Baseball is trying to get back. If you know you could tune on to see the two best teams in baseball playing on a Friday night starting at 7 and it will be over at 930, are you watching that baseball game? Does this move the needle for you at all if they speed the games up? No. Not at all, nigger. I cannot imagine watching anything besides playoff baseball,

bro. Bro. I just, bro, like, nigga, you gonna bring Barry Bonds back,

nigga, you feel me? You know what what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? King Griffey Jr. You're going to start

and I know there are. I just hadn't got to the point. But once they start to, you know, become household names, maybe I tap in, somebody that's worth, you know,

tapping into. But yeah, I just ain't there yet, bro. It's not the speed of baseball is some people that are in baseball. You know what I mean? I don't,

I'm not familiar with them. They're not big enough yet. I've always said the thing that makes me never turn in, you know, tune into a regular season baseball game is the same thing I love about playoff baseball, right? The slow pace, the buildup, how, how, you know, you see shit building up for a fucking 30 minutes in an inning and then it all fucking bubbles over in a fucking two run RBI or some shit like that, right? Like that's what appeals to me, you know, when I'm watching playoff baseball is how it's

a slow build to like a big-ass moment. And if you're trying to eliminate that in regular season games, I guess. But like I said, super fucking casual fans like me watch three, four or five baseball games a year. Like that's what I love the most about it. Yeah, I just don't. I mean,

the only reason I turn baseball on too when I turn it on is the same reason I watch golf. I just have it playing on the background. I'm not watching this shit in, you know, like paying attention to every pitch and all that shit. So like, I don't know, man. We'll see. Like I said, I've been wanting to get back tapped in.

You know what I mean? We'll see if it happens. It's not going to happen is what it sounds like to me. Okay. Last thing to talk about. Cocaine Bear is out. I haven't seen it yet. I've heard nothing but good things.

I think Char and I are going to go see it this week. But the writer-producer of Cocaine Bear said they have ideas for dozens of sequels. So my question to you is... Dozens. Henry aside. What's a good sequel that you could think of? I came up with Cocaine Capibara is a movie I would definitely go see. They like the most chillest animals on the planet, though, bro.

Just goodbye. Wait, so I said that on Twitter. Someone said it, the capy bar is just going to be very aggressively chilling. Right. Wait, so we're talking about other animals that have got that, that, you know, give me other animals, other drugs to put bears on, other animals with other drugs. What are drug animals? What is the most meth-y animal?

I feel like we can't escape Gators here because Gator is like the official animal of Florida. Florida is like the official state of meth. I feel like meth gator is a good word. Meth Gator is a hit. That's a hit right there. Meth Gator is a hit. I want to see a bear on shrooms, though. You know what I'm saying?

That would turn the whole energy different. You know what I mean? But I like to see it like a hallucinogenic, you know what I'm saying, situation with a bear, you feel me? That was the other one I came up with was ecstasy giraffe. Yeah. Hey, bro, did I tell you, when I was after I saw two giraffirves like fighting that little dance they do?

Like swinging neck. Which is hard. People really don't see it live like that. Bro, so like, thinking that, like, while on, yeah, that'll be fire. They look like they're not ecstasy. It looks like that, that whole dance, fight thing that they do is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great, yeah, I think I'd watch that for sure.

I want to, I want to write methigator with Tyler. That's what I want to do. Tap in, bro. Run that shit, bro. What's the official crack animal? A raccoon, I would think. I feel like they got real big crack animal. Or, like, you know.

New York rat, you know what I'm saying? I feel like they got crack energy too. No, I feel like a rat is speed. I feel like a rat is PCP. No, as you're going to say, New York rat is PCP, bro. What the, what the, I don't even know the difference. Just hulked out. What's it?

Just hulked out and fucking. I don't know, bro, they got crack vibes me, nigg. I don't know. They, they're rid. You see the motherfuckers? No, but Tyler's right like a raccoon, like a ant, like, like, no, because New York rats are too persistent to be on crack. Right.

They don't have that element of randomness. They're too like, you always know there. Have you seen a raccoon in real life? That's not someone on crack. Have you seen a raccoon in real life? They're scary as shit, bro. And they're smart as hell. And that's the whole thing.

You never know where you're going to see it. Bro. We've seen the rats do amazing shit. I'll tell you about the time I saw that crack head running with that motherfucking comforter on the back of the day doing the alley. I talked about that shit. Full speed.

High knees, nigger. Full stride. A rat can do that shit. You know what I mean? I don't know if a raccoon go. know what's the equivalent that motherfucker had that shit I can't believe

that was a crazy What's the official What's the official animal of weed Sloths A what Sloths Okay that makes sense That makes sense

I'll say sloth I'll say or otters Because otters be floating on that back Eating shit off their chest Like that is some weed shit I would love to be high floating On my back eating goddamn muscles And clams off my chest

That sounds like a good old time To human ass You know what I'm about to say. You're not saying that as an otter. You're saying that as high. Put me in a lazy river with a goddamn seafood plate. And I had some weed. I'm going to have a blast, dog.

We got to get you one of those, one of the, like the extra salinated water. It's like so salty that you like can't drown. You know, like if you go to Salt Lake, you like you can't go under the surface unless you really try. So it's like you could just be as high as you want. you can never drown. You just roll over. Eating some damn shrimp off my chest. Living a fucking dream.

I was cool as fuck, man. All right. That's all the time we got to- one second. One second. I got to apologize to Indy, dog. I got to apologize to Indy. We saw that real one in the video, dog.

The ref? Just the, the, I said, Oh, okay. Oh. I got, it made me think. It made me think. It made me think. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Mike was saying there's good whites in India. We didn't know. And I think my issue was I made a grave error, bro. You know what I'm saying? Tell people about the ref. The rest of the name is Rob G.

Yeah, Rob G. Real one. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you said, solid good white. You know what I mean? Like a good dude. You know what I mean?

Did you think he was 100% white? No, he is, bro. He has a black wife. So that's, you know, he has a black wife. And then I saw him standing next. I'm like, okay, that's a white man. The thing is, the way he talking, it don't even feel like he is. And so I was thinking, like, dog, there's real niggers everywhere.

And I just wasn't around them. I made a grave error. I decided if I liked the city based upon me doing white people's shit with white people. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like, that's, bro, I wouldn't like St. Louis if I judged St. Louis by the white people. That's my favorite city in the nation. You know what I'm saying?

So I got to apologize, man. You know what I mean? I should have asked the real one where to eat. If I didn't want to go to subway, you feel me? I should have asked a real way. I don't want the beef turned down with Indianapolis. I'm just saying. I'm saying.

I'm saying, I'm saying. I mean, I mean, it still fuck the people that I said, fuck and the people that I was clowning in that motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? But there's real niggas everywhere, dog, and that's proof of it. You know what I mean? So, you know, shout out to them, you feel me? The apology has been put out there.

Now we see how the indie animals respond. And I ain't really. People that. caught themselves in the animals too. I don't know if that's, that's what they, that some dudes that had that little flat leg dance.

He was getting his eagle on or some shit. You feel me? He actually listened to Nellie. It did the fucking, the animals, getting our mentions. Jesus Christ.

Do you forgive John? Yes or no? I was only one black dude that said some to me. Everybody else was white, though. You know what I mean? So, yeah. Yeah, so they probably knew what I was,

they probably knew where I was coming from. All right. That's all the time we got for Jenkins and Jones. We'll be back on Thursday. And then like I said, we'll be with you three times next week. Looking forward to it. Thanks for fucking with us. Catch you all soon.

Bye. Bye.