The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Cardi B on 'Am I The Drama?' album, new pregnancy, Stefon Diggs & viral lawsuit

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by hip hop icon Cardi B fresh off releasing the follow-up to her 2018 breakthrough album 'Invasion of Privacy.' Cardi tells Joe and Jada about the cavalry of female tal...ent including Kehlani, Selena Gomez, Lizzo, Janet Jackson, Megan Thee Stallion, and more featured on her new 'Am I The Drama?' album, her recent pregnancy announcement with New England Patriots wide receiver Stefon Diggs, and the lawsuit filed against her by a security guard that made waves around the internet. The three New Yorkers also discuss Joe and Cardi's 2019 collaboration "YES," Cardi's Bronx pride, and her Mount Rushmore of female MCs. 3:30 - Bronx pride 6:30 - Joe and Jada give Cardi a gift for the new baby 10:00 - Cardi's frivolous lawsuit that went viral 15:00 - 'Am I The Drama?' 17:30 - Joe & Cardi will go to war with the comments 19:30 - 'Invasion of Privacy' 22:30 - Cardi's album run & upcoming tour 24:30 - How it feels to go back to the hood 27:15 - Dominican culture 29:30 - Jails have changed 38:45 - Mt. Rushmore of female MCs 44:30 - Cardi HATES acting 49:00 - Cardi studied football to support Stefon Diggs 51:30 - Ne-Yo's girlfriends 55:30 - "Bodega Baddie" live listening session 59:30 - Giving Cardi her flowers [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] All lines provided by hardrock.betSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:10 You got that baby coming. That's right. Baby number four. That's right. And so we're going to salute for her because she can't drink right now. No doubt. We can't pass a spliff, you know.
Starting point is 00:02:20 No way. So we're just going to keep a Joe and Jada. This ain't that. That ain't this. And it's crack and kiss. God damn it. Welcome Cardi. Acese.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Yo, what up, y'all? This is Joe Crack the Dawn, aka M. Mahimbe. This is your boy, Jada. You know what it is, the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary, every show iconic.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Today is none other than that. Ladies and gentlemen, people of the live studio, audience, those at home watching, please make some noise for our girl. The Bronx is own. The Bronx is on. Get that shit right. The Bronx is on.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Woo. Party B. A.k.a. Party, aka. The princess. Welcome to the couch. Hello. It's an honor. Thank you. It's a privilege.
Starting point is 00:03:39 We just honored to have you here. You know, every time I talk about the Bronx, you know, they get mad at me over here because, you know, I'm just so proud of where we're from. We're so proud of where we're from. Ain't that some shit? Because it's so, I love the Bronx. I mean, you, I know how hard it was for me
Starting point is 00:04:00 or for any guy to get up out the Bronx. So I always make reference to you because I'm like, yo, it must have been some shit for Cardi because we don't know how hard it is to get up out of that stay up out of that and it's almost impossible to come up out of the Bronx the way you have. You know what I think?
Starting point is 00:04:24 With the difference at times, like when you came up, you know what I mean? You're a little bit older than it was. When you came up, it was like a, first of all, we didn't have no technology and none of that in like hardships with some shit you didn't want to show. She was able to use coming out of the trenches
Starting point is 00:04:46 to her advantage. It bloomed to a fucking mega star with her braveness of showing going off Fordham shopping. That made the chicks, that made people gravitate to her. What was it growing up in the Bronx? Like, what was your experience?
Starting point is 00:05:04 It's so many experiences. Like, what can I say? You know, like, it's so many experiences. Like, the good is that I have fun. The good is that I have fun. The bad is seeing things. The bad is feeling broke. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:05:21 The bad is cleaning your house all day, taking out the garbage. Every night you still go have some riches or something. They're going to have some ice is and everything. Me and my sister, we've seen somebody get their head blown off. Like, it'll be shit like that, you know what I'm saying? Regular shit. Regular shit. When you're a pretty girl,
Starting point is 00:05:40 like it's like I was a pretty girl, and I like to have my stomach out and I had all the piercings and shit like that. So it's just like, it's like, you get tried, you get violated, you get junk. Every trip to the bodega was a different type of thing. It's like I, like if I see this bitch
Starting point is 00:05:53 is on, why the fuck I've got to be on? If I see this bitch, I'm going to fight this bitch because I'm about to buy plantains for my mom type shit. You know what I'm saying? Like that's just the, that's what it is in the Bronx and everything. And everybody just moved.
Starting point is 00:06:08 a little faster. Like, bitches was 11 getting fucked and sucking and I 11. And I 11. I 11 and I got
Starting point is 00:06:14 little nieces now that we're like, damn, you're 11 and you're so innocent playing Roblox. Thank God, facts. Like,
Starting point is 00:06:20 God. Thank God. And you could change it up. But you know, you're the first artist that came on this couch with the dumbest, biggest diamonds on your shit.
Starting point is 00:06:32 That is some Bronx shit. Y'all, your mayor. This is a fucking Bronx. Yeah, this is a fucking. This is what the fuck we do. No, let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:06:41 We don't take it easy. No, no, no. For the past couple of months, I've been like hiding. I've been putting big shit on. I mean, I've been like wearing big dresses and shit. Today I was like, I'm going to dress like a fucking rapper. Today I'm going to be a bad bitch today. I've been dressing like a fucking nun for like four or five months hiding these motherfucking this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Now listen, yo, Jada, we got gifts for her. Yeah. Oh, come on. It's right behind. you, brother. No bones, no patrol. Come on now. What's I got for me?
Starting point is 00:07:13 It's a stone bottle of patron. Now, we got a gift for you. Hey. Joe and Jay to onezies, man. Let me tell you to buy me gifts. If y'all want to buy me gifts, just buy my album, I can buy his pap. That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Hey, oh, it's so tiny. Oh, another one. Oh, we love it. Another one. Another one. I was just here a couple of months ago. Oh, it's all good. You know, the baby's.
Starting point is 00:07:38 mess up the clothes faster than anybody. Oh, shit, I'm doing it again. You're doing it again. Now, what I did notice, right, is since Cardi B, as long as I've known you in your career, not personally, I feel like you always been in a relationship. Like, you don't like to be single, right? I don't like to be single, and I always been a lover girl. Like, that's just what I am.
Starting point is 00:08:08 the type person that is like, if I fuck you, I'm my for love of you and you gotta be mine. Ain't no way around it. So I just always been a relationship girl. I always like family. I always wanted the house, the fences,
Starting point is 00:08:24 the everything. Like, that's always been my one of my goals. So, but now I'm doing things. So you're super in love right now. You think I be, you think I'm first. You got to be super enough. Because you know why? A lot of people
Starting point is 00:08:37 ain't super in love, right? I won't be like this. If I ain't. You know, it's almost weird to me when I'm driving a summer and I see a couple staring at each other really in love, kissing. Like, I don't see that no more.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Like that love, like that happiness, that love. You know, most people get jealous of that shit when they see that. Yeah. And you... You know, why you don't see that a lot? It's a lack of privacy.
Starting point is 00:09:07 We come from a time when love was love. And somebody's across the, somebody's at the next dinner table like this, watching you and just shooting it everywhere. Shout out Stefan Diggs, right? That's daddy, that's baby daddy. You know what I'm saying? I'm not getting, but this.
Starting point is 00:09:31 I didn't say one. The woman came out with the, she's pregnant. Man, we wait, y'all. What were these two interviews behind breaking the news? Gail King got you, huh? I see. God damn, man, you the K-1-Say. Goes to what I was.
Starting point is 00:09:46 My mail on, my mail on, my mail on my name. We never been like, out of here. Out of here. We still out of here, because this is technically one of the first. I was just speaking about after making it a network. You know, this gets me more angry to be confirmed that you think you're having a baby is the bullshit lawsuit. they put you through in court.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Like, I don't know if you know. I was mad as fuck. You was a G in that court. I'm watching that shit mad as fuck. I'm like, yo, what do you tell us? Tell us for real what she did to you. It's over, right? There's no stats.
Starting point is 00:10:24 You can't get it? It's over. No, for real, it was just a verbal argument. It wasn't nothing but a verbal argument. She put the camera in your thing. She looked at. She's like an ATM. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Bank of America. How to fuck in 2025, you sued somebody for harassing the person? Yes. And you're taking the stand. I didn't even, was it even to make it all the way to court like that? It's a trap. They have to be, they need to start doing something about this because this is getting, like, ridiculous. Like, you're stupid celebrities for anything now.
Starting point is 00:10:59 And not only that, but it's like, okay, like my shit was small, but it's like, there's certain people that getting sued. Your shit was not smart. And their career is ruined. Yeah, you worked. Go back to that to what you were saying, but you worked. Imagine you lost $25 million for some shit. You ain't done. Imagine that you're just mad.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Right? And you lose $25 million. So you got to hire the right lawyers. When somebody sued me, I'm getting number one. Yeah. You know how much money that shit costing? I got to get number one. You got to Google my lawyer and be like, this motherfucker, number one.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Right. No, I'm dead ass. But that's costing me. That's costing money. Like, it costing money. And not only that, but it's like, somebody could sue you and say the most absurd lie about you. And it'll snatch deals off your table before you even go to court. And even if you settle or even if the lawsuit is thrown away, they be like, yeah, still, I still don't want to give you that fuck with you because of that accusation.
Starting point is 00:12:00 People could accuse you and you can lose everything of that one bullshit. that they say about you. And it could be the most ridiculous things that never happened that there's not even evidence on. And it would just, it was just trying to shit. So if you didn't know,
Starting point is 00:12:13 I was punching the air watching this shit. Even if you was doing good and everything, I was just so mad. I was just like, yo, how this got this girl who worked so hard to come out of nothing and she got to sit in the stand?
Starting point is 00:12:26 I know you paid them lawyers a whole bunch of money. A whole bunch of money. Your whole bunch, hundreds of thousands. Yes. For, that's what they do. That's what they do.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I remember I got in trouble with the taxes, and I love the lawyer. That's my brother. But the man said, yo, it's $600,000. And I said, and I said, 600,000, he said, oh. You got to go to jail. No.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Give it to me down because they're going to take your shit anyway. You might as well give it to me. That's the realest shit. I walked out of there, I felt like a dolphin with a hole in my head. I'm walking out that bitch like, dizzy.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I'm telling my man. man, you heard this thing. And this is our guy. He's like, yo, give it to me because them boy about to take that shit. And I had to write that shit down right there. I'm glad you came up out of that
Starting point is 00:13:14 and keep voicing your opinion about frivolous lawsuits because America is so unfair. And you know, I might have paid 20 lawsuits in my life for beating people up. And so every time your mother's a lesbian,
Starting point is 00:13:31 fuck you, you pussy, you this. Hunch him in the face next to you. you know you're in 161. They're like, yo, you could drop the case, 50,000 this. After the 20th time, I finally realized, yo, bro, I gotta stop punching dudes in the faith. They know I got bread.
Starting point is 00:13:45 It's costing. But I didn't even touch the beach. I know you didn't. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. That's what I'm saying. But you came right outside and threw the pen after me.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Because I don't, don't try to, it's not even about doing my business. Don't try to win me out. Like, it's not even about a nigger being in my business. It's like, you're trying to, trying to, like, call me a hole or something. Like, be fucking for real. Like, you, nigga, I know who.
Starting point is 00:14:09 You fucking this pussy. I know who the fuck nutter to me, nigga. Don't even try me like that. And you got your information wrong. Like, you know what the fuck you was doing. And he just did it. He just did it to my lawyer. My lawyer is representing a little Nazis.
Starting point is 00:14:23 So you do that on purpose. But this is why you get lawsuits because it's like, you see a nigga like that. You can beat the fuck up. Yeah. That's a fact. This is the family show. Yeah, but yo, you always with the family.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Fuck the family. The Bronx in the building. The family fuck my cousin. Fuck all that. Yo, listen. That's a movie. That's a movie. The crazy shit is, yo, you work so hard for your shit.
Starting point is 00:14:51 And he's trying to take your shit. It's just all blocked, man. Let's talk about the new album. We'll finally make you want to let some music out. I follow you. So I watch the people always saying, And when are you going to let, what really, what made you say, fuck it, let me just, let me shoot, let me let it go. Because I feel like I touch everything.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I feel like I got every type of record. I have rap records. I got pop radio records. I got records that's talking about my personal life. I got sexy records. I got all type of records. And it's like, I finally feel like there's nothing missing. There's nothing missing.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I know it took a long time, but I feel like right now in my life, It is the right time. I feel like I'm going through a whole reset in life. Right. Eclipse had one of the best rollouts we've seen in years. And I think you running neck and neck. What you're doing at the other old school traditional? 1.25.
Starting point is 00:15:53 You're going on the train. You're going on 205. Are you asking up? Cold daggers on top of that. That's some fraud shit. What means you take it back to the? grassroots of promote the new hour? That's how I used to promote myself.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Okay. Like when I used to go to a club hosting and shit, I would do a video of like in my apartment smoking or anywhere. Like, yo, come see me here. And it's like, shit, come. Come here. I don't know. It's just like what's entertaining to me,
Starting point is 00:16:24 what I like to see. What I like to see down my time run. So I just put it there. I got my, the way that my label wanted to do it. And then I got my own. way to do it. I'm not that savvy in the whole TikTok world promotion and the dancing shit.
Starting point is 00:16:40 I'm not that. I'm a old bitch, so I'm just doing my own way. I almost thought you was mocking the record label. I thought you was like, oh, y'all ain't got the budget. Watch me to go on the fucking train. Watch me go on 1.25. Y'all trying to act like, watch how I promote. That's how I took it.
Starting point is 00:16:57 No, no, no, no. They're going to put all Jenny Fallon and all like shit. She's just doing, she's going, for the trenches. Yeah, I just like to do things my way, but they've been very supportive. They've been very supportive. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:17:11 It's not really mocking the haters too, but it's like, like people just kept saying, like, oh, like the label, I don't think they're going to support her. It's been seven years. And they're like, be fucking for real. They make a lot of money off me, child. They go support me.
Starting point is 00:17:23 They go give somebody. He gets mad at me because I go to war with the comments. Like, I see dudes this. I can't help it. You know, the other day, Us and brunt. Those guys were talking shit about you, right? I seen you comment on that shit, Jaina.
Starting point is 00:17:39 But you know, I went up on that shit. I said, yo, let me tell you something, man. I said, first of all, man, your shit fake. Number two is I've been dying to ask you, meaning that you got my attention. Where do you get that goofy hat at, man? Hit me up.
Starting point is 00:17:55 I'll argue all day. No, I can argue all day. You know, in the Bronx, I'll try to tell you, this is the difference is everywhere, but project life. People don't understand. They be like, yo, Joe,
Starting point is 00:18:05 you'd be bad funny on the show. You'd be talking bad shit. I said, bro, every day to someone had to stay up to six in the morning
Starting point is 00:18:11 snapping on people. Yeah. Every day talking shit, popping shit, this, this is like nothing. So when you disrespect me on a comment,
Starting point is 00:18:22 just know, I'm coming right back. I'm chopping your shit off. But that's what I'm saying, though. Like, people wouldn't really understand that. Like, it's like,
Starting point is 00:18:31 yo, I will look at myself. in the mirror and practice my jokes because the next day I'm going to flame niggas. If you're talking about I don't got no ass I got you the next way. Look at your motherfucking hair that you bum-ass. Get them, Goddy.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I could come up with jokes and shit so fucking fast. I look at you up and down and I can roast you but I had to because it's like, niggas was roasting me. Yeah. Let me tell you something. You know, when I was growing up, the tough guys they had they everybody had a ditty bop
Starting point is 00:19:03 and I I used to practice three hours a day my ditty bop my shit come like this but I don't fuck with my legs Jada I used to come that's why my shit probably permanently down I was saying I was about to say he's fucking with my legs probably bopping you know my shit Lloyd's in London
Starting point is 00:19:20 and sure London London London don't fuck with these legs you know about his leg that leg over there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah kids keep it right everything's perfect with my legs don't live Don't listen. Wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:19:31 It's just like... Don't listen. It's a superior leg. Like, never. The Euro staff. But let me tell you something. Yo, he's a light, man. This album here, right?
Starting point is 00:19:42 You waited a long time. Seven years, she said. Patience. I mean, there's a lot of money. A lot of money. A lot of money. A lot of money. Let me a long record label.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I've seen other people saying, yo, maybe she's scared. Maybe she's afraid because her first album was so successful. Super. And I'm just so glad that you finally coming out with your album and you happy with the product. I see a lot of females on your album and Cash Co. Bain. So you want some female shit, this whole. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I'm the nigger in the album. You're the nigger in the album. I'm the nigger in the album. Talking big shit. All types of shit. Because I'm on my, I am talking shit. And then I'm also on my soft shit. You know, I'm just a girl.
Starting point is 00:20:37 You know, that first album was a classic. Yeah. The first album was a classic from head to toe to this. There was not one miss on that album. This album right here, I know it's going to be fired with whatever the fuck you do. I know especially if you took your time. So we expect the big, big, big, big things, man. What do you want to accomplish by the second album?
Starting point is 00:21:03 Like what you're trying to prove now? What do you need to prove? Seriously? Well. You don't need to prove anything. That's what I'm saying. But, you know, we always got our shit. He's top five dead or alive.
Starting point is 00:21:17 He thinks he's the best rap in the world. He is. Oh, shit. Don't say that. Don't say that. Cardi. Listen, Cardi. Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Don't say that. When you leave, he's not. Hold up. Hold up. You know what happens to this guy? You know what happens to this guy? You ever seen the Thanksgiving Day parade? His head gets so big.
Starting point is 00:21:41 It's shit. He's floating right now. You fucking up. You can't give it back. This shit. It didn't throwing you out the window on the tallest. That's your Thanksgiving Day parade. This shit looks like much.
Starting point is 00:21:55 He like this. He gave my flowers. He did the shit out of the window. I do that, too. You do? That's up, but yeah, you cute, fuck-ass nigger. Fuck out of here. Now, we got a little joke underneath our breath, though.
Starting point is 00:22:07 We, like, we'll jump. Like, yo, what's up, Fad Joe? What's up, pussy? Like, but they can't hear it. So somebody in the street. Somebody in the street. I'm in the car. Yo, crack, what's up?
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yeah, pussy. What's up? And we all start laughing in the car. This shit foul. It's just foul, man. I'm gonna be honest with you. You shit foul. But we do it, though.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I'm gonna keep a value. So when you're going to keep promoting? This shit don't fucking stop. It's just the beginning. It's why I love you. It's just the beginning. That's why we love. Yeah, like I have a whole tour I got to do in February.
Starting point is 00:22:43 After this whole album run shit, I'm getting, now this is the part that I hate, but I got to fucking do it. I got to go to the gym. I hate the gym. Gotta go to the gym. I got to take dance classes. You mean after the baby? No, while I'm pregnant.
Starting point is 00:22:58 When I'm pregnant. You're going on top? pregnant. No, no, no, no. By the time... Her shit is all scheduled out. Like, I know Cardi B. mapped out. Mapped out. Cardi Bia come back six backed up
Starting point is 00:23:09 on Tuesday. You know, Monday, baby. Come on. Come on. What the fuck you want me to do? I knew what you want me to lie to you? Tell us the story. Cardi Bing. The baby's on January 1st, second six backed up. What's up? Bish is a schedule. This is the schedule.
Starting point is 00:23:23 This is the schedule. The schedule is, all right. Next week, that's when I finish the whole album run. Album run was doing magazine covers, doing interviews, doing music videos, doing all of that. That's done.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Now I'm going to the gym. I'm taking dance classes so my body could be nice and loose. When I give birth, now it's straight rehearsal, straight rehearsal with the dancers. Then in February, I'm ready to fucking bust a move.
Starting point is 00:23:56 If my thing ain't no stopping. Like, my label was like, Hey, so we don't want to interfere your business. Do you think you want to move the album and move the tour? Live Nation was like, you want to move the tour and move that one? No, I'm going on tour on February. I'm dropping the album on September. Like, I want that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:24:14 We're going to do this shit. You're going to see it. And they seem it and they feel like, yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, we're a part of this. Fuck yeah. I'm motivated and they motivated. So I can't even let them down. If they're excited, I got to wake my ass up.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Ain't no excuse, bitch. Why were your fucking ass up? You know, I've seen you the other day, and I really can relate. You can give us your version of it, right? Oh, say you could relate, though. I can relate. I can relate. I'm not twerking your kiss.
Starting point is 00:24:44 What the fuck world with you, man? Before you said, can you relate? I did make sure it was no flag worthy. All right. Oh. I've seen you back in the hood. You're in front of the store. Bodega, Cardi, and everybody came out there and went crazy.
Starting point is 00:25:06 And I ain't talking about the Torquen. I'm just saying the community. Yeah. Right? So I understood when you was like, yo, I used to walk up and down this block. They didn't know who I was. Now I'll come back. What was that like?
Starting point is 00:25:19 I mean, I always used to get in trouble around there. Like, those are, I lived in 157 in Broadway for a minute. And then, like, I have family in Amsterdam. So it's like, all right, cool. Like this could have been somewhere like Manhattan or like Harlem or Soho. But it does, it feels different when it's like, these are the blocks that I used to be like, aye. Aye. Ain't nothing like Washington.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Ain't nothing like Washington. Ain't nothing like Washington. You had a store there. I do. 158 from Broadway. Yeah. You had a, you have, you. Oh, you still have to store there.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Then I got Dykeman 207. Yeah. So, you know, that's that, you know, my uncle used to. on all the number spots out there many, many years ago. So I started out there. The reason why I opened my store there was my father, rest and peace. He got fired from his job. It was like Christmas time.
Starting point is 00:26:10 And we went down to 23rd Street. He bought a bunch of toys, like $2,000 worth for toys, little cop motorcycle, and basketball bats. And for some reason, we went right to 158 in Broadway, and we started selling that shit for double. That's where I learned how to hustle. Yeah. So when I figured out I wanted a store, I said,
Starting point is 00:26:28 Let me not go to where, let me go to the spot where I learn how to be an entrepreneur. So my father's, my godfather's also a Dominican Jose de Nosa. So I was up and down Washington Heights too much. What I hate is the beet salad. I hate, I don't like, you know, they used to fucking, like, out there and they got beat up to eat that shit. I don't like that shit. But I love Washington Heights.
Starting point is 00:26:51 And it's like a hood that people don't really talk. They will talk about Daigmane-H Harlem. They don't really talk about Wash Heights, but it's, it's lit. To me, it's the city that doesn't sleep. Yeah. When they say New York is the city, you get a fucking haircut at 40. Yeah, the heights don't sleep. You can get an outfit on New Year's after the ball drop in Washington night.
Starting point is 00:27:11 You get yourself my poppy pooh don't fit, right? A motherfucker's, that's how you are some shit, right, quitting. Be shiny like a motherfucker. My dad, love them fits to this day, honey. He still rocked them. He still rocked them, honey. You know, I said, you know, we're going to do a series about my husband. my life, you know what I'm saying, growing up.
Starting point is 00:27:30 And I said, yo, we cannot have this series without the... Whenever I go see Poppy, that shit got to be in the background. I mean, I've been to so many... I think you want to be Dominican. No, I love my golf office Dominican. I love Dominicans. Anthony Santos. I go back with a cucko.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Tonyo Rosario. Omega was my. man. Yeah. He's still my man. I love him. He'd be like, Yo, Gordo, he always hits me up.
Starting point is 00:28:03 But this dude, he would come to my studio every night in Miami, Lamborghini. Oh, man? He was the first. He was the first biggest, I don't want to say, definitely Dominican, almost the biggest reggae tone. I don't know how to explain it to you. He was the first selling out Madison Square, gone,
Starting point is 00:28:24 all that shit. So he was living in Miami. He would pull up everyday studio for, no reason, Lamborghini, Ferrari. Then he showed me a video. And it was a Michael Jackson. I told you that shit. Michael Jackson was flying in the air over a stadium.
Starting point is 00:28:39 They got a video of Michael Jackson had a backpack. Throw it up. Throw it up flags. See if I'm fucking around. See if I'm fucking around. I like the pain of this. Just think I be capping. You don't listen to him.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Listen. He showed me that shit. He said, yo, Goddardom. I'm about to fly into the stadium. That's my word. He was looking at it so he could. He was looking at my. Michael Jackson, he said he's going to go to Santa
Starting point is 00:29:00 Omingo fly into the fucking stadium. I was like, yo, he's bugged out. But then, you know, they deported him back to Santa Domingo. You ever see that video with him in jail? Like, they put him in jail? That name him? Walking through the jail? Omega? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:29:17 It was like the warriors. Oh, my goodness is the biggest rapper. He's just the biggest Dominican rapper of all time walking through the jail. Jew's on. They got flashed things. This guy's in jail. They bought my hair in the iPad and jail over there.
Starting point is 00:29:34 They had one girl over there allegedly. You heard that story, right? There was one girl that was still supposed to be locked up, but she's in the beach every weekend. And they got pictures of her in the fucking beach, but she's locked up. So think you in Rikers Island, they let you out Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Starting point is 00:29:51 She in the beach, the fly shit, going back. You ever heard of that story? I never heard of her. I don't know, because I know people that got locked up in DR, and they're very, like, get me the fuck out of here. And it's like, I try to help somebody get out of jail. You can actually go there and say, let them out, and they're going to let them out if you go there.
Starting point is 00:30:12 They might make it hard. The person was like, don't even say. You, just try to make some moves. Just make some moves. And it was kind of, damn. You know, jail ain't cool. You know, jail ain't cool, no way. But I've seen the Dominican jail.
Starting point is 00:30:26 They got flat screens. took my men. They bought sneakers. Food in an iPad to the jail. Yeah, yeah. What's that? You can't try.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Go to Rikers right now so you can bring somebody a plate to the iPad. You know, crazy? I've seen people now and Rikers have phones. It wasn't like that
Starting point is 00:30:45 like eight years ago. They got phones in jail now. They're not. It's so easy. No, no. They got phones. Like, everybody got a phone. It wasn't like that.
Starting point is 00:30:55 25. I got a boy. $4,000. or something. Yo, I don't. Boy, in the feds. How much is it?
Starting point is 00:31:01 You definitely know what is. You know, you. 2,500. This nigga be watching the fights with lobster, some rock bottles. Oh, yo, face time. Yo, I'm with you. He called on my birthday, right?
Starting point is 00:31:14 We throw the party every year. He's like, yo, I'm with you. Yo, yo, let me see Mary Jay. Yo, yo, yo. I'm like, yo, ain't this thing? Any in the jail? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Like, I mean, like, it's so. It has a shame. Things is living in there. changed. Well, you ain't getting no girls in there. That's the biggest problem. Yeah, that's the biggest problem. You can't go out the door.
Starting point is 00:31:35 You can't say, let me walk out. Can I leave my kid? That's the biggest problem. Today's show is brought to you by a new presenting sponsor, Hard Rock Bet. Hard Rock. Open up the Hard Rock Bet Sportsbook app. You'll see why it's top rated with thousands of five-star reviews. If you ever been to a Hard Rock Hotel, Hotel, Casino, you know.
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Starting point is 00:34:15 That's in Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, New Jersey, Ohio, Tennessee, and Virginia. Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
Starting point is 00:34:33 We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band Before Jonas Brothers This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad,
Starting point is 00:35:08 Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
Starting point is 00:35:33 This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHeart Podcasts. soccer moms. So I'm Leanne. This is my best friend Janet.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Hey. And we have been joined at the hips since high school. Absolutely. Now a redacted amount of years later. We're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. Wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drink. Sidebar. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? They had a bogo. Well, then you got it. Do you want a white collar or something here? Just hit it. What are y'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap?
Starting point is 00:36:25 Alba. Oh, I would. Come on. Could you pull? I would buy it. Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake. That sounds delicious. Oh, you're lucky.
Starting point is 00:36:36 I'm not a drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You're lucky I'm not a killer. I love this team and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on. Oh. Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get. your podcasts. Hey, I'm Deanna Maria Riva, actress, mother, lover, and a Gen X woman walking through life
Starting point is 00:37:01 one hot flash and hormonal crying jag at a time. You ladies know what I mean. I'll bet you a perimenopausal chin here you do. So let's talk about it. Join me on my new podcast. How hard can it be with Deanna Maria Riva, where I call on my Gen X squads from Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate midlife's most fantastic BS. All of a sudden, I'd had hanginess happening on my own.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I was like, what the hell is this? that? I was married when I had her, so I didn't even consider how empty that Ness was going to be. Mood swings, night sweats, fupas, sex drive. Wait, what sex? Dating at 45. How hard can it be? How how can it be getting naked at 50 with the new guy? That one's kind of hard. Well, that's lighting. They say we can't polish a turd, but we're sure going to try. So let's get blunt with laughs, tears, or tears of laughter, and dive into it unfiltered and unbothered and ask, how hard can it be? I cannot believe I'm about to say this out loud in public. Listen to How Hard Can It Be with Diana Maria Riva as part of My Cultura Podcast Network
Starting point is 00:38:00 Available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And so, Cardi, when does this album drop? It drives on Friday. This Friday. It's Friday. For the people at home. September 19th. September 19th.
Starting point is 00:38:18 A lot of girls. Make sure she put in that pain for y'all to cop that album. That pain. Album will be out already Album is in storage right now By the time you see this The album is out Make sure you get this shit
Starting point is 00:38:33 Who's on your Who's on your Mount Rushmore Female emcees I grew up listening to People don't really People be on the Esmerer Remy I grew up listening to Remy a lot I like Trina a lot
Starting point is 00:38:50 I always say that I listen to Trina a lot I used to listen to Kai Alah little Kim a lot I just listened to all of them Who's Kai? Kaye? Kaya, man. Neck in my back.
Starting point is 00:38:59 My neck, my back. Yeah. She got some cool records, though. She did me 31. She did us all 31 time. Like, how to fuck the girls my neck, my back? We hanging down in the hotel
Starting point is 00:39:09 and she called the cops on us. Like, yo, them motherfuck making too much noise. They're like, yo, the girl there. My neck and my back? My neck and my back, me. Like, how the fuck my neck and my back? You know she's coming at you.
Starting point is 00:39:19 How she's supposed to call the cops? She in the comments. Alleged she could do whatever she wants Alleged me. I mean, she called the cops on us. Well, we was in Phoenix, Arizona. Me, Fab, all of us talked to shit in the hallway and they was like, yo, the girl
Starting point is 00:39:35 right there allegedly, you know, she called the cops of my neck, my back. She called fucking pots on us. Fuck. I'm gonna say that because that bitch be roasted. She could roast. That bitch could roast. So you just said,
Starting point is 00:39:48 she rose like a, like a yeah. I'm not fucking. I love you. I love you. I want no smoke. I love her because Chico Rose. I love you, Chiaa.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I want no smoke. I'm definitely not arguing. I'm not arguing with no female on Instagram and shit like that. Just not. They could do whatever. In fact, you know how many times I got beat up by girls?
Starting point is 00:40:12 Like really beat up by girls. All the knock and I'm punching me in my face and up. Not the girls. I'm not hitting the girls, God. No, no. Never. Yeah, I had girls punched me out and was running around a project.
Starting point is 00:40:22 talking about, yo, I show pussy. I punched him in his face this. You want me to do? All I can do is run away. You know, so, Caya, I don't want no smoke with you. Did you deserve it? Of course, I was terrible. Because you looked like you used to roast. Rose. I did everything bad you could do in the history of mankind.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Like, we used to play spades, right? You played spades? We used to play spades. And if you lost, you almost took orders. Like, they want Chef Boyardee and ice cream. You got to go to the bodegang and steal that shit. Like the L was, whoever lost, got to go get the lunch.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Chef Boyard D. Fucking ice cream. And niggas is real specific with what. They want potato chip, salt and vinegar, this. You got to go in there and you got to steal that shit. Now, you don't poppy catch you stealing in the store. You coming out there with some fucking speed dots off that bitch. But yeah, we get everything.
Starting point is 00:41:21 type of ghetto shit you could ever think of in the history of me. I'm through with ghetto shit. Like I'm like I'm done. I did everything. You know, I had the girlfriends all in front of the building for 10 hours. Every type of ghetto shit you could think of in the history of mankind.
Starting point is 00:41:37 That ain't ghetto shit. That ain't ghetto shit. That's cool. It's cool. But every kind of stereotype that was me. You know what I mean? I worked hard on myself. You know what I'm saying? To be respectful and do things right
Starting point is 00:41:55 and try to be a good example for our community and shit like that. But every type of ghetto shit you ever thought of, I did it. How important is it? I see you always, you try to help up-and-coming artists. You do a lot of stuff for people who want to come up. How important is that to give back?
Starting point is 00:42:18 Not too much because, you know, they take advantage from where we're from. How important is it to try to help those that need help? I mean, I don't really see it like that. But sometimes, like, when I feel like people are getting, like, picked on and shit like that or, like, you're getting that little hatred. I like to throw you a little advice from here and then. But that's just how I am.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I don't know. Maybe I'm motherly. Maybe that's why God bless me so much, because sometimes I have a good heart. But sometimes I have a good heart, but if I don't like you. Hard could get ugly. I want you to die. Damn.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Bitch die. Nigger die. Fuck you. You want to beat the brace off of me. Like if I can, I'll probably be in jail right now, but I got sacrifice. I got kids.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Yeah, we need you here for the babies, but you did me a favor where we did the song together. Oh, yeah, that was fun. Me, you, and I know, my last gold plaque. And now I understand more, I talk to later about that.
Starting point is 00:43:20 But now I'm, understand more of the meaning of the music video, the beginning. Oh, you get... I'm around... I'm there now. Chang'all. That's crazy. That's you?
Starting point is 00:43:34 You ain't understand that at the beginning. I wasn't really there. Now I'm there. Yeah, they say that's me, but that's not me. I just did that as a tribute because the sample we use was they shit. That's like they holy... Yeah. That's like if you took it...
Starting point is 00:43:51 We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a... Like that sample we took is day shit. Day shit. So they be like, yo, no way you take an hour shit and you ain't paying homage. But yeah, it was it. Thank you for that, man.
Starting point is 00:44:06 You know, that was a great time. I like that song. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That yes, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Jada, what's up? That was a nice one, Lord. I like that, so too.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Nah, we did it big. Oh, so you got the store going... When we ever see you, like we've seen a bad bunny, we've seen them in a lot of movies. Have you ever touched the movies and thought about the movies? Yes, but I really got to, I really got to, like, not be doing nothing. Like, I really can't be in.
Starting point is 00:44:35 That ain't happening. That shit takes a lot of your time, and it's really fucking boring. And you're a worker. You're a worker. You said it's boring. Acting out of you. Yes, waking up at a certain time.
Starting point is 00:44:49 And it's like you, it's like a, fucking job. And then it's like, oh, this, this angle, that angle, this angle. Block it at a life. Staying over there. Yes. Yo, bro, I did 30 days night school. 30 days with Kevin Hart, Tiffany Addish.
Starting point is 00:45:05 They would wake us up every day at 6 in the morning, right? My scene ain't to 10 at night. Yes. You know how many fucking beef turkey beef jerkeys on an aided ready and fucking now, ladies and shit. I'm trying to stay up 10 o'clock. I finally do my scene. They take me to the hotel, 1 o'clock,
Starting point is 00:45:29 six in the morning, they do it again. And they'd be laughing at me too. Like, yo, bro, this ain't the studio. Yeah. This ain't, yo, wake up. This ain't the studio, this, this, that. They got jokes. It's really hard work.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Then they try that shit. But Gene, you was talking about in that meeting. Hey, you do shit. they try to, y'all, you, bro, you know what kind of money we're getting now here? You're going there. They try to pay you minimum wage, yo, you pay your dues. Meanwhile, they promote the whole movie Fat Joe. Come see Fat Joe.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Come see Jada kiss, but they try to minimum wage us talking about, yo, pay your dues. I'm like, pay my dudes. Get the fuck out of you. I give it to them. That shit is a real clocking job. That's tough. I think it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:16 And I'm just a little bit fast. Maybe I got ADHD, but it's like I got... Now, you like to run your own show. You come in, you got the people combing your hair and shit. They're looking at all... That's not normal shit, by the way. No, but seriously, you'll be on the sales all day and you're seeing this... Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:46:36 You up in there, they're like, yo, you gotta pay your dude. I'm overpaying. I fat Joe, who been rapping for 30 years, is completely overpaying his dudes. I was on the TV show, Queen. They made me jump in the mud. They made me jump in the rain. He was trying to get out of Yonkers, bad, bro.
Starting point is 00:46:54 That shit hurt me. I wanted to quit. I went to him, said, I don't think this is for me, lady. Oh, Julia, you got it. I had to have a rest of fight in the mud and raining, though. I ain't fucking Bruce Willis and nothing. I want to say a few lines and go home. They made me tossing with the mud and rain.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Well, you know, through the movie, that's where I picked up my beard at. Remember I had a gold tea forever. And then in the movie, they made me wear a beard. Like, people weren't going to know who fat Joe is and shit. And then I was like, oh, shit. I like the beard. Nah, the beard is legendary right now. That's not.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Did they get you a fake one in the movie? Huh? In the movie. Yeah, they gave me a fake one. They glued my shit every day. They glued your face and then they put the shirt on. Did you ever go out there with the beard? No, I go, I'm not bad.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I said, I've seen. Jailie character. Huh? Do you like football? Do you understand it? I learned to understand it. I learned to understand it. I have to.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I have to. I love that. I love that. You know, I'm a baseball player. No doubt. Yeah, but I knew it was real when I seen you walking on the football field and all that and the practices and all that. All his men's had to be like, damn, boy, she's up in the spot. Like, yo, this might be real.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Like, you know what it is to be a star football player and take your girl up on the field and practice? No. It means dissing this. It means take this shit serious And Cardi B said Oh no, I got this He ain't going nowhere They need a ballplayer is very serious too
Starting point is 00:48:29 It changes you around They got some real Yo, you know us rappers We gotta be very grateful We get our shit real easy We can't we practically could do Whatever the fuck we want to do They are military, militant times
Starting point is 00:48:47 wake up at a certain time be in the bed at a certain time get everything Three beans and asparagus That's the easy part The motherfuckers don't want No I'm telling you
Starting point is 00:48:59 That's the easy part That shit is military Your body is Your body is Your body is Your weapon You're everything So like
Starting point is 00:49:11 Even like You can't cheat No I mean If you're a boxer If you cheat We know We know you don't got the breath.
Starting point is 00:49:18 You ain't got the dish. You cheated your trial. If you're a football player and you don't this and this and that, you're cheating. You can't cheat. You got to be dedicated to that. That's their shit. Yeah, you can't miss. Obviously, football players ain't like boxes that they can't have sex before a game.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Oh, no. Clearly, I'm clearly. So good. You ain't taking away the energy. You know how they say? Mawfucking's going to boxing can't have no stuff. Obviously, the football guys are supposed to be hip-hop. He's making an adult swim.
Starting point is 00:49:55 He's the responsible one. He ain't like, we're on Switch and we can't curse. They know what the fuck going on. You know, please, I don't have to thank him because whenever I did this podcast without him yesterday, and I went crazy. And I was like, damn, where is my man when I need him? and say chill, relax, because he's the calm, he'll get canceled, honey.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Yes, he's like, he's like, chill, relax. Yesterday I'm up in their years. So what it was like, yo, you know, they came with five. You know, this, I'm like, yo, I walk out of there my own, the crazy guy, the Fayitos. We call him the hundred ones. They walked out with me like,
Starting point is 00:50:36 you know, God. I should have told me. I already came. This should be referee for you. What you was doing, yesterday? We did a show yesterday. We did a show yesterday. Anio?
Starting point is 00:50:45 It was great. He's living his life, honey. He got three holes. Four of all. Four. Four. Guess what? There's a such thing.
Starting point is 00:50:55 I asked him, there's an Alaskin King bad, right? What's the shit called? Lasking King, man. It's the last king. He got a couple of them. He's sleek with four. He's talking to a hush.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Listen, what? That man got to fit five people. Him, four chicks in the fucking bag. That's a different kind of bag. But what makes you go off from the beast, man? What makes you go from being married to having, like, four girlfriends? Well, I'm going to tell you the answer. Since, yeah, guys.
Starting point is 00:51:22 No, no, no, no. We not guys. We don't got four wives. I get you. I can't answer. I'm going to tell you what the man told me. Okay. That's a good answer.
Starting point is 00:51:33 He said, I was tired of hurting women. I was tired of lying to them. Cheating on them and stuff like that to where I was like, fuck it. I'm going to let y'all know. I need four. You're with it? He said, I'm just going to keep everything on it.
Starting point is 00:51:50 If the dress looks horrible, everything's got to be clean sleep. He said he's not lying no more. And he needs four. You know, you know, I've got to put it in a lot of work, boys. I didn't know what he doesn't.
Starting point is 00:52:03 I don't think it's that easy. I don't care what he's saying. They ain't that easy. Four more money. Yeah. How could it? Bro, I got a daughter and a wife and I'm dizzy, bro.
Starting point is 00:52:13 What are you talking about? Four women. He makes it sound like it's easy. That is not easy. That should be like, like, Fritz player is single. My brother Fritz player
Starting point is 00:52:24 and be like, yo, I pray for you. He said, you're going to heaven. How many do you? You busts in a day. How many do you just,
Starting point is 00:52:32 imagine if all the mother want to get fucked that day. He got to put it, could you, could you, out? Are we going back? And so then it's like,
Starting point is 00:52:40 but he technically putting that work on a fork. What about the ass? I'm going to feel away. Four or also, you're going to feel away. If you're a damn flat. Like this women on set. With child. No.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Because he's making this sound easy, and I know it's not easy. I know it's not easy. If you got four bitches, right, you could buzz like twice a day. Oh, my God. If it's four. And it's a hard. I want to get fucked, but you fuck this bitch. And now you can't enough for me.
Starting point is 00:53:13 not one of the bitches is tight. So you ain't telling me it's not easy. You're not telling me it's easy. That shit is not easy. For real. That ass. Yo, but listen. What I'm trying to...
Starting point is 00:53:26 A bitchful is certain type of way. You was fuck this bitch in the morning. Now you can't up for me in the afternoon. And I need big now. But you can't fuck me because you fuck this earlier. That shit makes you want to argue. That will get me tight. So you as a female saying,
Starting point is 00:53:42 don't go for that. it's got to be turbulent instead. It has to be what you want me to do, man? That fucking Cardi B. She's saying some real shit. We want to know what the women think.
Starting point is 00:53:55 The women want to know what we think. We want to know what they think. Would have been a good one. She got requested for. You got this guy crying. She's killing me. You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. But that's a question.
Starting point is 00:54:13 real shit. I didn't get into that, right? Like that. I know they be arguing. I want to know. Now I want to know. Can we hear a snippet of a song? Y'all want to hear a song? Your song. Yeah, yeah. Hey, no.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Let's hear it. What's your wave y'all want me to do? We want the wave. We're going to keep it fun. Or dega body. Or dega batty. They show y'all get the album. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:56:16 All platforms. Every way you can get the goddamn mouth. Holy shit. Get it. You got the first bodega. I mean, you got the first La Cali. That's my Spanish version. And I first said it in your record.
Starting point is 00:56:29 And everybody knows when I go Spanish, they call me La Cali. Well, let me tell you some. No that fact. Let me tell you some. Manuel, when I played him your shit, he was like, yo, she tried to go crazy. She said, La Cali. It meant too much to him. When he heard he became a personality, like a, that's what?
Starting point is 00:56:47 when I go stand this shit. Yo, let me tell you something. This shit right here. This ain't safe. It's like we got to bring Marino. I don't have a Mornino to this shit. Or some mangoo. Yo, with some Gesso.
Starting point is 00:57:00 You know what I'm saying? This shit, too Dominican right here. It's shit crazy, though. Carl Anthony Towns was here the other day, Dominicano. Yes. From the Knicks. I was going hard for his ass.
Starting point is 00:57:10 I was rooting hard. We made him dance too, right? We played the Mamello. Malameleo. Mano. He got up and started doing the Dominican. Him too. he started dancing.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Listen, the thing about Dominican people is that they love to have a good time. They love to feed you. They love, I love Santa Domingo. Well, there's just no question about it. And so we look excited to this album. This album is coming out before we drop this, right? So we're able to play the music.
Starting point is 00:57:38 It's out. Album is out right now, ladies of gentlemen. Album is out right now. Yo, the album is crazy. The album is out. Talk about it. Cardi broke a record. Cardi broke a record.
Starting point is 00:57:51 This shit is crazy. Everybody out there, not. You see the hard work she put in on the promo. It's too real. Let me tell you something. I used you as an example. She went holly. I used you as an example, right?
Starting point is 00:58:04 Because before you made great music, before you ever dropped a song, people loved you. They loved your personality. They loved your outspokenness, your realness. and then you drop the hit, which is like,
Starting point is 00:58:20 we fucking love her already and now we support your music. There's some people that's talented as shit that just the people don't gravitate to. You don't have that problem. You're a phenomenon where people just love you and they just sit there with every last word you say and they're going to support you 10 million percent
Starting point is 00:58:41 because you're the real deal. And so I have no doubts in you. I never had doubts ever, ever, ever. You're a perfectionist. That's why I took so long to drop this album. She threw some shit out there, bro. That shit crazy, man. So we're proud of you.
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