The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Complex's hip hop duos list, Mike Tyson stories, LeBron James to Knicks?

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss celebrate hitting 100,000 YouTube subscribers with their new plaque and talk about the love they've received from around the hip hop sphere, from Q-Tip to 50 Cent, as well as the ...reactions to their recent episode with Nelly and Ashanti. Joe and Jada react to Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James' recent comments about NBA ring culture, legendary South Carolina women's basketball coach Dawn Staley being rumored to take the New York Knicks job, the Phoenix Suns trading Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets, Jake Paul's boxing victory over Julio Cesar Chavez Jr., and the upcoming trilogy fight between Katie Taylor and Amanda Serrano. The two rap legends also share their wildest Mike Tyson stories on Iron Mike's birthday and react to Complex's ranking of top hip hop duos. 02:00 - Celebrating 100k subscribers 08:00 - Michael Vick's birthday party 09:30 - Joe is NOT a fan of German food 15:00 - Dawn Staley next Knicks head coach? 17:30 - Should Knicks trade for LeBron? 20:30 - Rockets trading for KD 27:15 - Jake Paul beats Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. 34:45 - Malik Beasley's gambling charge 42:45 - Happy birthday Mike Tyson! 52:00 - Jada calls out Red Lobster 57:30 - Complex's top hip hop duos list 1:07:00 - Public Enemy's legacy Katie Taylor and Amanda Serrano return to headline the most decorated boxing card in history, featuring 9 world champions and 21 titles on the line. Streaming LIVE Friday, July 11 on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/82035642 #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
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Starting point is 00:02:35 This is the big dog, the one and only. Joe Crack the Dawn. Shit boy, Jada. This is the Joe and Jay this show. And we, we, we happy to be here, huh? We're the biggest. First of all, I'm jealous. The large.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Hold up, guys. Hold up, guys. We want to interrupt y'all and present y'all what's so. Oh, shit. Oh, baby steps. Kiss. Baby steps. You want the plaque.
Starting point is 00:03:02 I give it to you. You want the black. You want the black. Yo, that's the plaque. What's that? 100,000 subscribers. And this is a lot of the plaque. why the bottom fetus is mad.
Starting point is 00:03:14 David, if you've been doing a podcast for 20 years and you got three fucking people watching, you're not a real podcaster, you're not a blogger. We caught this shit in like two weeks. Kiss, you want to say something? YouTube, we thank you. All our subscribers, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:03:31 People that, you know, messing with the show, we appreciate the love, but you just want to let y'all know the train is coming. The train is coming, baby. We're very humbly blessed for this. We're about there. We're still going up.
Starting point is 00:03:48 And we still got work to do. Now, what I say is fuck all you bottom fetus. All you motherfuckers, we're giving you the content. Whether you disrespecting the guards, right? You disrespecting the guards or you got something to say. Or you're running off the shit. I mean, look, very humble guys. don't have to watch us,
Starting point is 00:04:12 but we know, okay, Jada won't say he's always humble, but we knew we was about to take this podcast shit by storm. This is a baby step. We're going to get through a million before you blink. But you know, we are the podcast, the premier podcast,
Starting point is 00:04:30 this, when all the other podcasts, I'm not talking about just the bottom feeders. The bottom fetus is the guys that had podcasts for 10 years and got three dudes, watching them. Dumb dudes, they're sick. Like,
Starting point is 00:04:44 they really, me and you got chances of getting killed by one of them dudes than anybody. These guys been doing blogs
Starting point is 00:04:50 with three followers. They're like, yo, these guys got sponsors, these guys, you know, when you get into the culture space
Starting point is 00:04:59 and you start the conversation, no, I'm telling you the truth. You just don't want to say it, right? You said, we talk to Jim Jones, and I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:05:08 We censored all that shit too. We gave you that, but we didn't let him go too crazy. Shannon Sharp saw that, you know, Jimmy was a basket case. He knew he was about to fly off the hinges, got him on his shit and got him to talk crazy, crazy, crazy. So he knew what it was. We actually trying to be, preserve the coach and chill. But when you see everybody's stories we doing, everybody running with all this shit everywhere you go. We got, thank, shout out to 50th. We posted our shit. We posted our shit. with Nellie and Ashanti, said no captain.
Starting point is 00:05:42 One thing this show, I'm not going to lie to you, has done for me. You see, look at his face, he grabs his hat. Because he's like dumb. When people say I'm not going to lie, it followed by a lie. When people say, I'm just being honest. It's followed by not being honest. Yo, Jada, I don't lie.
Starting point is 00:06:02 That's the whole point I'm getting to, Jay. And the one thing this show has done for me is prove that I'm. I'm not the Cap King, no more. You got a couple cases where you fixed. You definitely, you definitely got the, they definitely owe you field apology. All my shit is real.
Starting point is 00:06:19 We do this story with Nelly and Ashanti. 50 cent throw it up and said no cap detected. You understand? Before they used to get away with say, yo, Jones capping. Now, if I tell you that 50 said lost the Grammy to herbal essence, we bring out the clip. And the winner is herbal essence.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And so I'm not capping. This show is proven that I'm not surcap a lot. It's fixing. It's fixing. It's fixing shit up, right? Because they've been running with the narrative like Joe's a compulsive liar. Joe, no, we all backing up everything I'm saying. If I tell you, there's a little guy this little,
Starting point is 00:06:58 there's a little guy this little with the suit with the bowtie. Not that little. And what I'm saying to you is, this look, he's like two foot two. That ain't going to be a medallion, man. If we wanted a human, you wanted a human medallion, that man, that man could be...
Starting point is 00:07:12 Put him on a Cuban. Yo, put that boy on a Cuban. That boy would be dangling out here, man. I'm just telling you the shit. We talk, but what I'm saying is, when you're the premier podcast, give a fuck what none of these guys say. I'll come for your headtop, too.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Anyone of you know... Why you want so much smoke, man? We're doing good. Listen, this is a lifestyle, hip-hop. basketball and things of that nature podcast. It's not, we not for the gossip. I got to keep them on their toes. We're not disrespecting, hip-hop legend.
Starting point is 00:07:48 We see what going on. We're not doing none of that kind of crazy-ass shit on this show. We're starting conversations that everybody else is eating off. Everybody is diagnosing our guests on their supreme podcast and talking about all the shit. We're talking about here first. I got a call from. our good brother Q-tip.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Man, he said, man, I never knew nobody love hip-hop like me. He said, you and Jada show. I'm talking to Tony. I had breakfasts the other day. By the way, I'm jealous. Tell me about the Mike Vic party. I'm supposed to be invited to that.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Oh, man, he was working. He probably was invited. He was somewhere getting a bag and Macon-A-Sche. I didn't get the invite. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, shout out the key offer. Yeah, happy milated birthday, So why happened?
Starting point is 00:08:36 And they're amazing. No, no, no, no. No, no. It was incredible. And the most incredible part is he ain't know I was there. He didn't know I was coming. So it was, you know, he had a beautiful golf course resort thing in Norfolk, VA, family, friends, you know. When as soon as I pull up, though,
Starting point is 00:08:58 A.I. Barbara Chuck is ready to go do what he'd do at the casino. And he's like, oh, shit, kiss. I got to go back in. So he went back in. I did a little, you know what I mean, nice little medley for him. He was super shocked. We had fun dancing, taking pictures.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I mean, it was a beautiful thing. Like, you know, especially all the stuff he's been through to where he's at now and life, happy. New head coach of Norfolk State was beautiful. Him and Chuck there, they like the pillars of VA. You know what I mean? So to just be in the presence. that love, it was a beautiful thing.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Man, I got jealous, man. Those are both of my guys. You know, we went out to Germany. You know what I'm saying? I did a- I looked like it. First of all, you had that shit on. Yeah, you know that.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Ooh, whee, ah! That one-on-one, huh? I'll tell you some crazy shit. Your man, 50 saw me. And he said, damn, crack. You spent all that money on that drip. You ain't make that top 25 best dress. He was clowning me.
Starting point is 00:10:04 He looked at my outfit. You're spending all that money on that drip. They skipped you over on the car. They got buckshot shorty. Yeah. And fucking shot out to the baby. On that motherfucker list. Like, yo, those are brothers.
Starting point is 00:10:19 We love your contributions. But, yo, they got to stop disrespecting. I'm alive, by the way, guys. And I'm not pussy. So I'm going to speak on reality. And when I die, Y'all can have a field day. While I'm here, when I die.
Starting point is 00:10:39 And my muscles look like this. Tyson Fury. Tyson Fury? I'm going for it. So, you know, 50th, say, he knows. He sees that shit. You know, that shit with one-on-one, that Louis Vittal. He said, damn, man, you spend all that money on that trip.
Starting point is 00:10:53 You know what the fuck I'm talking about, babe? They keep me off the lid. These guys, this is a different time, right? It's more like some jealous shit going on out here. Yeah. Big fucking time. And so we get out there, we speak, he's a dirt, Danker Cher, Betta Cher, you know all that shit out there in Germany.
Starting point is 00:11:13 We on that fucking, that auto bond doing 100, now they got old men, rest of peace, like my father, your father, this, old men driving 150 miles on that shit. It's normal life on the automobile. And Porsches was coming, and we was doing 150 Porsche. You know, when you scared the death, then you force yourself to sleep, Like, I'm sleeping in the fucking car like this. I wake up and I'm that little hundred fifty.
Starting point is 00:11:41 I keep like trying to force myself back to sleep. Yo, this shit crazy. I was on the automobile and the tour bus. That shit was, cars were flying. Yeah, right? Shit was crazy. And so we out there, concert with my sister, Mary Jay was out there. I had breakfast.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Nobody would have ever thought this, right? So my DJ's fanatic, what's up, man? He the guy that wake me up every time we're on tour and all that when we overseas and be like, yo, it's breakfast time. You know, they got the little buffet. Even though the shit bread and butter, shit trash, the breakfast is trashed. The fucking deaf out there, right? And so.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Why are you so harsh? No, no, that shit is terrible. Well, when I go on tour overseas, if it ain't like Italy, Spain, or Portugal, I'm eating bread and butter and a Coke zero for all three meals. It's just no way around the shit. The food just be trash out there. You know what I'm saying. Can you confirm yes or not?
Starting point is 00:12:42 I don't really eat like that. So I already, when I go over the water, it's like a, no disrespect. It's like I'm, it's like I'm doing a bit. So my mind is already. You already know what's going on. Yeah. I eat good before I leave. And then I just eat like a humming burn over there.
Starting point is 00:12:59 No, but how about we like, like, like, now nowadays the shit we know. Cresants, fruit. The shit we know, right nowadays, the shit we know is like, you know, we rich now. So now we know how to find the best fucking restaurant. So we go to the number one steakhouse. Homemade butter to go with your bread. This is the top of the line.
Starting point is 00:13:22 This is the top of the line. It's just taste like an orange butter. Yo, bro. Yo, so it's like bidding. You're right. You're correct. It's like bidding. By the way, if you've never been.
Starting point is 00:13:35 to jail, that's what it's like. When you go out there, you already know, Brad butter fucking Diet Coke. Coca-Zito. They Coke Zero's is real good. They might still have, they might still have the cocaine in there. He threw the breakfast under the bus and bign up the Coke Zero.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Look, the Coke Zito might have the cocaine still in it. It's what I'm trying to shit. In the bottle? Palf. Fucking legend. Like that shit. What? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Now that is insane good. Don't bring nothing back? No, I don't bring nothing back. But when I came back, I ate something. But anyway, I had breakfast for Tony, yeah, yo, Uncle Murder. Fine. We need them on the show. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:14:16 These guys are so hilarious, and they're talking about the podcast. They watch the podcast. They're watching now. What's up, fellas? They telling me everything about the podcast. They're the ones who got me hype. They was telling me all these bottom fetters. They was like, yo, everybody jealous.
Starting point is 00:14:30 You came out the gate. 100,000. You're killing. You're talking that shit. This, this, he said, yo, they type. They gas me. They, you know.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Tell me they, you can't. I hear it. They gas me. They're like, yo, bro, these guys, have you seen what? You know what I'm saying? They, he threw the battery in my back. Oh, 50s a subscriber.
Starting point is 00:14:55 He watches this show. Shout out to all our subscribers, man. We need a million. We love you guys. We're going for them. We go on the, we go on me. We're in the, We're in the lower 100,000s right now.
Starting point is 00:15:06 We got to get to an M. Yo, the prayer today, my man sent me, he's doing 46 years. He said, God removes people out of your life because he heard the conversations you didn't hear. Jesus Christ. How real is that prayer from somebody doing 46? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:15:27 And so we got LeBron James acting like... Hold on, hold on, before you even get into that. Is this Dawn Stanley for the, that's some bullshit on the internet or they really interviewed? I haven't seen World Wide West by the crib, but I'm going to be honest with you. And I love, I like the talk. I like the talk. And she threw that shit on. And Dawn Stanley's tough.
Starting point is 00:15:50 And she throw that shit on. But you think she can coach the New York next. Oh, no, you got to stop. Come on, man. What the fuck, man. You know what comes with, you know, it's a good and bad part of New York. You know what it comes being a fucking. A black female coach
Starting point is 00:16:05 winning championships Going Stanley's the best I'm talking about for her sake of the I don't want to get no none of the bad part of New York Well New York is bad This is what I'm trying to tell you I love it
Starting point is 00:16:20 You lose two games and the crowd with bags Plastic of fucking brown bags New York is tough Well she could do that She's for Philly right? Yeah definitely she built for it I just don't New York and Philly saying shit
Starting point is 00:16:33 Shout out Skinny Joe and my guys coming down to Philly. Go eat me a cheese steak this week. I am. Skinny Joe. Just don't eat a glizzy. I'm cool. No, no. Don't get a glizzy from Philly, man.
Starting point is 00:16:45 You see the shit they made with us when we was like babies talking about. Oh, that shit went crazy. That shit was a laugh. We need to get that guy on the show who ever made them little AI Joe and Jada babies. Yo, that shit was crazy. I need so. So let's go, Dawn Stanley. I like it.
Starting point is 00:17:01 You like the idea? Yeah, she's tough. Oh, she is. Are you thinking of the whole thing of New York? If she wins, she's going to, they're going to put her on top of the building. Oh, no, she'll have a statue. But if she don't.
Starting point is 00:17:15 If she don't, then, you know, she should be like every other coach. Timito just changed the whole culture of the Knicks, and they kicked his ass out of it. Yeah, yeah. New York ain't safe. I saw anything I'm saying. New York, but I love it. For a lady that I love what she's done as a player as a coach,
Starting point is 00:17:33 I don't want to see the harsh part. Last week, LeBron James was trying to sell us some bullshit that the rings don't mean nothing to this and this and that. When he said that? Where did he say? Last week, look it up. LeBron James, he was on an interview, talk about the rings don't matter, individual achievements, this, this,
Starting point is 00:17:55 that, because he ain't getting that ring he wants to say, all right, I'm as good as Jordan. So they catch him on the leak tape, talking about, yo, he don't like what the Lakers is doing. He's doing one more year. He might retire, go somewhere else to win some more rings.
Starting point is 00:18:12 What do you think? I definitely, and I love and worship. Let me get you to correct since we meet in here guys now. You know what I mean? The base sent me something. We ain't got the things in our ears.
Starting point is 00:18:24 We just do our contact. Our things in the air is our contact. On Sunday, ESPN, Shims, reported that James is picking up his 52.6 million player option with the Lakers for the 2025-26 season. With the addition to Luca, a full season together,
Starting point is 00:18:46 LeBron and Luca could bring another title to the Lakers. You know what I mean? Ladies. So you think he did that? Ladies, ladies, let me give you a Surgeon General right now. Rappers is not making that type of money. 42 years old, 53 million. Like, you better go go.
Starting point is 00:19:01 get yourself a fucking athlete. Because I, I, I switched it to that. Because the shit crazy, man. How do these niggas? How did he get $52 million on the way out? In one year, we didn't make that shit our whole life. What kind of shit? Dad, I'm sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:19:17 No, no. I would just give me the analytics. Now you can get off. The Brawn James last week said he didn't care about rings, this, this, that. Now they're talking. Rich Paul's out there talking about he's wearing his options. He wants to win another. chip this, this, that.
Starting point is 00:19:32 They be full of shit when they're talking about. They don't want the chips. They want the fucking chips. It's the only way to battle the legacy. These guys are good. I love LeBron James. I actually worship LeBron James. I'm not sending Cat over there or none of them over there for LeBron James.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And he come over here and add to the team, great. None of our young guys are. Knock it off. What are you doing? I'm doing whatever. You think he's going to win the chip? no with a nice with a nice cause not if you said five guys over there not five not the whole five stars they're gonna send the whole that he's brown dog
Starting point is 00:20:12 i'm letting you know right now the braun jays is 40 something he's incredible but we are not sending mckell bridges cat this one not the whole fucking team over there he ain't doing that he's only 40 and his body is 20 i am not i know y'all don't give a fuck but I'm not going to be a New York Knick fan if at age 40 something 40, why he keeps calling him 40 something? He's still got another year, so at age 41, 42, you're going to trade the whole fucking team
Starting point is 00:20:43 that got up to the finals for LeBron James. I'm not even feeling this. Let's keep it real. I'm not feeling the Houston Rocket shit. I'm just not, bro. Let me explain something. What you're not feeling? What I'm not feeling is that.
Starting point is 00:20:57 They didn't give up the whole team. But let me explain something. It made a nice seat. They said because they got Kevin Durant on there. Now they're the second most to win a chip. Correct. But you watching basketball last year? They was number two in the West with all the babies.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's the babies that keep running. They get hit. They fall down. You need a veteran that mix in with that. So you think you ranked them over Minnesota. Right now? Yes. How?
Starting point is 00:21:28 Because all they got is in English. They'll do me a favor. If you take an analytics, Tell me how many games Kevin Durant has played in the last three years. Like every year, do me the analyst. You're making them like he's Zion. He ain't Zion when he's healthy. He's playing, dog.
Starting point is 00:21:42 He's close to it. Hell no. No, no. You must not be watching this. I'm watching this shit. There's no way. 172. 172 and what?
Starting point is 00:21:53 The last three seasons? How much he played last season? 172 is a bigger number than I thought. Yeah. This is what I'm trying. to tell you. 172 is a good one. He's not playing.
Starting point is 00:22:06 He got to be seriously hurt that be out. 75. Oh, he's playing. He's playing. He's playing. He's playing. He's playing.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Come on, man. He proved you wrong. I'm not ranking them over the Minnesota and Ant Man. I'm not. As a team. As a team. I am not ranking Houston Rockets
Starting point is 00:22:26 over Minnesota, Antman. Let's just name the five. Let's just, let's just say, right here and named the, you always like doing fives or shit. That's named the five.
Starting point is 00:22:37 In the west? In the west? No, of Minnesota and of Houston. What do you mean? The starting five or just five. Whoever they started five is, Minnesota's a tougher team than Houston. They proved it last year. It is what it is.
Starting point is 00:22:52 He got Kevin DeBrent now. Well, they got Ant Man, young guy who learned. You always, Michael Jordan had to lose before he won. They got some pieces. I agree. But Houston, I like Houston's coach better, and I think Houston got a better overall team. Well, I do like their coach better.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Bingo. Nah, I fuck with their coach. I ain't going to lie. They got a serious coach. I agree with that. Hey, we'll see. What's wrong? You say they ranked up.
Starting point is 00:23:19 We'll see next year who's going to really be going for it. I promise you it's going to be okay. See them in Minnesota again. Promise you. It's going down Friday, July 11th, Netflix, and most valuable promotions are bringing the fight the whole world's been waiting for. Yo, one and two is legendary if number three is anything. Like one and two?
Starting point is 00:23:43 The trilogy, baby. Check it out. Katie Taylor is chasing ultimate glory. Amanda Serrano is fighting for redemption and revenge. This is more than a fight. It's the first ever women's boxing trilogy. You heard? That means it's the third time and the world is watching.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I was just doing like boxing blows, but it looked more like the ellipical machine. Go ahead, Jay, though. The first female trilogy, y'all don't want to miss this. Live from the iconic Madison Square Garden in New York City is Taylor v. Serrano one last time. It's about to get personal. You don't want to miss this smoke. The stakes sky high, the rivalry, legendary. Who you got to win this, crack?
Starting point is 00:24:26 I got Serrano to win, but I definitely know this is going four fights. I'm just being honest. Oh, that's going to really be history. If you are not tapped into this fight, what are you even doing? Watch Katie Taylor versus Amanda Serrano Friday, July 11th at 8 p.m. Eastern, 5 p.m. Pacific live only on Netflix. By our oriqa! Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers, and guess what? We have some big news.
Starting point is 00:24:52 What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to our time. First people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.
Starting point is 00:25:08 So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
Starting point is 00:25:31 where people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy,
Starting point is 00:25:52 not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
Starting point is 00:26:09 We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying,
Starting point is 00:26:26 and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports slice brings you closer to the action, with stories told by
Starting point is 00:27:00 people who live them. Listen to SportsSlice on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slicelife 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis. And I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs. And on the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on clay. Genschen went. I mean, she went down in three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Listen, Lena Rubakina is arguably the best player in the world right now. And I actually can win on any surface. Because if she's serving, well, good luck. Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, Founding Partner, a partner, I heart women's sports. We big,
Starting point is 00:28:03 we big boxing fans on the show. Jake Paul does it again, huh? He's the real deal. The fuck is going on. He's fucked up, Chavez, Jr. Listen, the problem is everybody... Do them fights, count, though? Is he...
Starting point is 00:28:16 He's fighting real box? Nah, he's... They do. Yes. And he's making more money than everybody. We know that. What I'm talking about is the real... He's fought...
Starting point is 00:28:29 Julio Cesar, Chavez. probably the greatest Mexican boxer. His son is nice. He busts his ass. They went toe to toe. You got to stop looking at Jake Paul and his brother because they were YouTubers. They're not YouTubers no more.
Starting point is 00:28:44 They're in Puerto Rico training with real coaches eight or nine months out of the year, and they fucking everybody up. Stop looking at them like, it's a gimmick. It's a joke. They putting dudes to sleep. It is. They two wild white boys.
Starting point is 00:29:00 that just don't give a fuck. We should have knew when they grabbed the champ's hat. Remember, he grabbed Floyd Mayweather's hat and ran with me. He got the fuck out of there, too. I did grab the ad of the old ass. Yeah, yeah. You know, he ain't going to stay there. But, you know, Jake Paul a real deal.
Starting point is 00:29:19 You heard it from me. I don't care. Whoever don't like you, Jake Paul, he can't lose, man. He fucking. No, no, he's going to fuck everybody up. He called out the guy who just beat him, right? Tyson Fury's little brother. There's only one guy that beat him.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Real boxer, two. What's his name? Tommy Fury. Tommy Fury, he won him again. Tommy Fury, he won him again. Tommy Fury, I love your brother. He's my friend. You're getting fucked up
Starting point is 00:29:43 if you fight Jake Paul right now. Jake Paul also threw 482 punches to Chavez's 154. Jake Paul is fucking. How old is? Something is, how old is Chavez? Hard punches. 39.
Starting point is 00:29:58 How old is Jake Paul? 20 something, right? All his get 10, this is 38 years old. He's a smart guy. Smart guy. I'm not, man, you know, Boxes. Chavez only landed 60 of his punches and Jake landed 100 of 40. He beat him up.
Starting point is 00:30:13 If he fights Tommy, whatever, I'm betting the whole fucking bag on Jake Paul. I'm telling you right now, I'm betting the whole bag. Jake Paul going to knock this dude through the fucking roof. Jake Paul, he ain't playing, man. This is his new. I got Jake Paul on the next one. You should get them on the show. Man, we should get them.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I'll speak to him at the Serrano fight. We're going to Serrano fight. No, no, we're going to Serrano fight. Don't worry about that. I'm making the call. You know how that shit go. They got to open the floodgates. We're going out there by girl.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Serrano Taylor. Yeah. Now, I understood the first fight. The trilogy. Yeah, but I understood the first fight. They had mad Irish people. They had like three Puerto Ricans and Madison's queer. First time, two female boxes sold out the guard.
Starting point is 00:30:59 they went toe to toe she beat her the first time Serrano beat her look in no way do I say Katie ain't the real fucking deal she's if she's losing she's losing by a
Starting point is 00:31:11 hair like these are toe to toe fucking brawes I could see how they give it to it but the first time the whole Irish had the shit dominant second one was under Jake Paul productions Serrano's with her
Starting point is 00:31:25 Serrano fucked up again they gave it to Katie now they come back to New York. I think Serrano wins this one. Finally, you know, yo, give her the fight. If she wins, she wins.
Starting point is 00:31:38 You know, that's the problem with boxing. Every time we try to trust you guys, you judges, you know, this shit is almost like the Rodney King verdict. We're watching the shit on TV. We're watching the cops beat up Rodney King on TV.
Starting point is 00:31:53 They went in the shit. Fucking Serrano putting the fucking beating the brakes off of her. And you give her. the fucking shit to Katie Taylor. Like this shit crazy. And this is the third one? The third one.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I mean, and this is going to be fighting a year, no question. You know, because this guy, whatever the, the guy is going to fight, Belonga the day after. So we're going to Serrana, the 11th and Belonga's the 12th. They both are the guard? No, no, no. Belongas in where they play the U.S. Open, Forest Hills. First time they got boxing, where they have.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Yeah. Rock the bells that first time. You know what I'm saying? So one is in the garden, one is in Fars Hill. But Lange I'm about to put that boy to sleep. I'm telling you, he up in the mountains of Colorado running high altitude. You know, yo, let me tell you something what happened to me, right? I went to New Mexico.
Starting point is 00:32:49 I had a show. And New Mexico really, I love you guys. No, than any of the cartels? I'm sure. But maybe the Indian cartels. The point is, have you ever? What the fuck? Listen, in my 30 years of doing shows,
Starting point is 00:33:07 I have never had this shit happen to me. They gave me a room, but I only had one hour to sleep before I went on stage. It's an Indian casino. Everybody was nice, beautiful. Like four different people were walking inside my room. I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Then a white guy walks in, yo, yo, yo, yo. So then the security finally comes in my room and they were like, Oh, we sorry, big dog. I said, but what are you sorry? You're the fourth person to walk in the, what the fuck is going on with this room? This shit was like a turnstown, right?
Starting point is 00:33:41 And they were like, no, we never registered that you were in this room. So they kept selling the room the random people. Motherfuckers was just walking in my room. Oh, I'm sorry. Yo, yo, yo, yo. That ever happened to you? Greg.
Starting point is 00:33:54 You know, you told this story yesterday, you already said this shit. The shit crazy, man. Crazy, dude. No, no, because I'm traumatized. Sometimes you could be traumatized. That shit didn't even shock the hell. PTSD. It did something to his brain.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Yo, they're walking in my shit. Like, I never had that before. Not in them fucking Dusseldorf or Frankfurt. I've been all around the world. They ain't never sell a room on me. Yo. This is real bullshit. They never sell a room on me.
Starting point is 00:34:28 What about this guy speaking of casinos? Malik Beasley betting on himself. It's allegedly, man, don't say it. No, no, super allegedly. He's under investigation from the feds. I think sometimes when they see you have a, you ain't scoring a lot, then you start scoring,
Starting point is 00:34:45 they talk about you on the investigation. Unless they fucking contract your IP back from you, there's no way they got to, they're going to keep saying, you have a bad year on the lake. They trade you to Orlando. You start dropping 20. I'm investigating joke.
Starting point is 00:35:02 You obviously ain't see these TikTok videos. Three seconds later, they're giving them the ball. He's going like, shit, don't make sense. But the thing is the internet, man, they could put... So you said they're AI in them? Porter Jr., brother, his hand was in the cook. The shits he was doing with bleeding. The rest of those shits, unless it's coming from your family or you
Starting point is 00:35:26 or somebody in your thing, there's no... How can they just say that? they're saying it and so he'll be all right the feds is investigating he'll be I think he'll be alright if anybody's stupid enough they're better on these self
Starting point is 00:35:38 hey listen I got a shout out King Combs and Kanye West put out an EP the shit is fire the shit is crazy the name of it never stop and when I tell you
Starting point is 00:35:52 Kanye West gave him the kitchen sink of beats like this shit this is this is quality over quantity. Like, he really wanted, if King Coles can't blow off this,
Starting point is 00:36:06 he's going to have a forever life problem because he basically gave him classic. The Beach is classic, and the kid is doing this thing. No I'm saying? No doubt. Shout out the nephew, King Cones. Shout out the King Cones, man.
Starting point is 00:36:20 I got to check that. It's out or is coming now. It is definitely out. The East is wide open. I think that's why, You see, this is what I try to say. Nobody was... Yo, first of all, on this show, on this show...
Starting point is 00:36:36 Hold up. On this show, I'm starting to almost... I'm saying it to myself looking almost like I'm a LeBron hater, but I'm not. He's just a real smart guy. The problem I have with all these guys is, you know, Raq Kim used to take four years to put out an album. Now you got a guy because he sell records and he puts out three albums every year and he got the young fan. based, they acting like, Ra Kim ain't the, like, they running up these things. LeBron sees that the East is wide open.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Jason Tatum's hurt. Halliburton's hurt. You know, Boston blew up the whole fucking team. Boston was the biggest team in the East. So you're saying him and Rich Paul got something like this off. Yeah, Jew holidays in Portland. Is something up their sleep? The Porzinger's down in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:37:25 They blowing shit up where the East is just wide the fuck. Even Halliburton ain't there now. So they're trying to get the fuck over here to run up the shit. Damn is hurt. They're trying to run it up. I'm telling you, y'all. Why are you revealing they secret? Well, you know, I'm just trying to let y'all know that games are being played.
Starting point is 00:37:46 The East. All right. So who's the favorite in the East now? It ain't Indiana because Halliburton ain't there. It ain't Boston. They got rid of the whole team and Jason Tatum got away the whole year. Cleveland's still tough. Cleveland is still tough, but they got a lot to prove.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Orlando going to be tough. I love Orlando. Who Orlando picked up? They picked up. They picked up Bain. They picked up Bain. Bessman Bain. I'm a huge Orlando Magic fan with them youth.
Starting point is 00:38:16 I like the kid. Pichardo. What's the main guy's name? Bala. I was about to say, what's the shit they hit in the, in the Mexican party, the shit with all the pinaata. Yo, that guy right there, let me tell you something. That guy right there is nice.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah, he get busy. Now he got some help. They gave him a shooter with him. It's going to be good. Atlanta's looking good. Caves are the favorite? Yeah. How could they be the favorite, man?
Starting point is 00:38:45 Huh? They got Lonzo ball. That's cool. Nix is number one, man. Get that shit out of here. Nix is number one if they don't trade the whole. fucking team for Greek to free. You know, what's my other man, the little guy?
Starting point is 00:39:03 From Maca, right? He's over now. But what's the little, what's the little guy are tough, man. He starts fights in the finals and all. He ended up his last team he was with, I think, was boss. Oh, you're talking about Pat Bev. Oh, man, Pat Bell. He's good for New York.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Pat Bev is good for New York. I like God. Pat Beverly. He's bringing that old school. He got Mason in them. Yo, Pat Beverly like Jim Jones, huh? Jim Jones, he goes to Somers Jammy, arguing with flex. They cut off the fucking mic.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Pat Beverly, I take Jim Jones on my team. I don't like your comparisons, though. I'm just telling you. He's still a free agent. He's stay on some shit. Who, Pat Beverly? He's coming back from Israel. He left Israel.
Starting point is 00:39:51 That was a lot. He was playing there. Israel? I can't really, uh, no, no, he's too old now. But I'm just saying Drew Holliday is like tough like that. I take CJ too. Kidding me? Take CJ.
Starting point is 00:40:06 I take Mark and smart. You know the Knicks doing something. They running some bullshit on us. They're showing us guys in the G League. I hope this don't come back to haunt me. But they're showing guys in the G League. This is the new sensation. The Knicks are looking at the this one or that one.
Starting point is 00:40:22 They're trying to invent shit right now. Like, you know, like, yo, bro, get us some real. real dudes on this fucking bench, a name we could trust. Son-in-win, like they're showing us, they keep showing us just picked up from the G-League this, not to say they might not be dead nice. But the main concern, the reason we do Timso out, out, because he didn't play the bench. You know, go get some real fucking players for the bench. It's a business thing, man, it's numbers, man.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Jew holiday Guys like that Real deal guys That been through the experience That's in there Crunch time Dudes want to make money Man they don't want the veteran minimums
Starting point is 00:41:06 They want to make money Mike Mike Tyson man Happy birthday I am Mike Mike Mike Tyson birthday Oh man
Starting point is 00:41:16 Happy birthday to the champ I am Mike You know me May you enjoy your birthday Any stories with I am Mike I got all kind of I ain't Mike is that dude so you got bad stories
Starting point is 00:41:30 that I am Mike I don't got no nobody got more legendary than me but I'll say Let's go for it No on the champ's birthday
Starting point is 00:41:39 I said it before I said it in cap I said it on his podcast I am Mike but I'm not even going to go there I'm gonna tell you one time he invite me
Starting point is 00:41:47 to his house he opened the door ass naked I'm like yo your champ man Oh I'm saying I'm like, yo, champ.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yo. I'm like, yo, champ, what the fuck is up? Like, you know, I guess dudes are scared to telling me. You know, Mike Tyson to fuck anybody up. But he ass-niquet open the door and the man. I'm like, yo, my man, what's up? The shit of violation. So he go back and get the talk.
Starting point is 00:42:11 No, you know, boxes. Yo, my man, your champ. Like, you got to fucking stop, bro. Don't play that shit. You know what I'm saying? He was thinking. And so that I am. You know, you know, you know, I got the whole entourage with me.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Raoul's there. All of us is there. He opened the door like that's some normal shit. Yo, my man, come on now. Like, we got to stop. My man would. Yo, this is crazy. Yo, let me tell you stuff.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Yeah, man, I am Mike. I'll tell you this much. I feel for guys like I am Mike because he's a giver. Right. One time when I had my lifestyle was ringing off. You're on the remix. I wanted to shoot a video, but I wanted an iron mic to be in the video with me, just staying in front of a bends or something while I do my lifestyle.
Starting point is 00:43:03 So I never forget, I call him, Von Zip, rest of peace gave me his number. I call him going through Central Park. That's when they used to let the cars drive through Central Park, right? You still do. Not going down south. They let you go across it. They don't let you drive through Central Park. Like, I haven't in a long time.
Starting point is 00:43:23 some parts that you can. Well, you go cross from east to west, but not, you don't remember you could jump, but anyway, I remember where I was at. So I called I and Mike, and I'm like, yo, champ, what up is fat Joe? The first thing he told me. Right? And it made me feel bad. Yo, you good, Joe? I said, I'm good. He said, you need a million dollars. You want me to wire you a million? You're okay?
Starting point is 00:43:45 Like, champ, no, no, no, champ. I just, I call you because I want you in my video of my life. But I knew after that phone call, court, he was just way too given. He was like, like when he had it, everybody named mother used to probably come to him for a million dollars. Like it was a joke. He just, the first thing he got to say to me, Joe, you looking for me?
Starting point is 00:44:07 You need a million dollars? I'll send it to you. I was like, damn, they take an event. You know, you're giving it out like that. Let me get his number. No. No, it's a lot of guys. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:44:20 I love anybody. When I went through the tax file, my brother Pitbull, he's the only rap guy. I was very surprised because I saved a lot of rappers lives. A lot of rappers' lives. I've saved them. Okay? A lot of rappers' lives on the dangling.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Do them life reserves? Terror Squad. We come through like Achilles in them. I'm saying? I could give you behind the scenes of million stories of our favorite rappers. was Dandu's in distress. He's in the corner, the wolves is up on him,
Starting point is 00:44:55 and they see me, and they're like, remember when Pop seen them coming across the street and juice? They had him hemmed up, and he was like... Who ride and imagine him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's seen... Yeah, but he's seen this crew, and he was like, yeah, what's up? Yeah. Like, I did that too many times for rappers,
Starting point is 00:45:10 where they was like, oh, my God, hemmed up, right? But I don't even know why I went into that zone. You got to happen to doing that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I got a problem, a split. Tice. Yeah, I felt bad for Tyson because, you know, Tyson know me and we family, but we're like that.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Well, you're just going to throw me a million dollars. And so, you know, when I needed a hand, I never took the, I never took the favor. You know, I had pit bulls, the only rapper. So I'm thinking about all the rappers' lives I say. And you know, I'm, y'all know, I'm not. This ain't cap between rapists to rapists. Y'all know how many of y'all see, right?
Starting point is 00:45:56 But when I went through my tax problem, nobody picked up the corn and said, Yo, Joe, you need to hold something. Yo, Joe, your family going to be good while you go for four months? Not that my, I'm a grown man, except I wasn't taking them anyway. The only guy who offered me some money was pit bull. And I thanked him to the day I died
Starting point is 00:46:13 that he sat down with me like, yo, don, you need something. I give it you. You need a half a ticket. You need 300. whatever you need, I give it to you. I was like, yo, I really appreciate that you offer him, but I can't take nobody's money.
Starting point is 00:46:28 You know, my man, rest of peace, J.R. Rodavis, he's a billionaire, him and his wife for crime chasing me around the house, trying to give me a million dollar check. I wouldn't take that. I'm not the guy that are taking, you know. So no matter what, but now I'm thinking, damn, I said it took some of this shit, right? No, no, I'm being honest with you.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Anybody can change. That was the realest shit. Yo, anybody could chat. I'm with J.R. Right? And J.R., one of our friends, one of our closest friends, Jayal's like this, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:47:04 He still ain't paid me back a buck from the $10 million. I loaned them, you know, two years. I'm like, just a nigga giving away $10 million. Like I'm, but I'm there with somebody, me and you is our brother. And he's just smiling like, He took the 10.
Starting point is 00:47:22 He's like, yo, I took the 10 from the billy. I'm like, damn, maybe I've been playing myself. Not taking the help. Like 10Ms? But, you know, I wouldn't do it. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news.
Starting point is 00:47:42 What's the news, new? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to our first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range.
Starting point is 00:47:54 podcast is right there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with the name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, Hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my...
Starting point is 00:48:24 little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel.
Starting point is 00:48:54 help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise. Breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real.
Starting point is 00:49:37 From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports Slice on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slicelife 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis. And I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs.
Starting point is 00:50:09 And on the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on clay. Jen Chinchin win. I mean, she went down in three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay. Listen, Lernerabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now. And I actually can win on any surface.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Because if she's serving, well, good luck. Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports. They sent us this from the thing. I don't know if it's a sponsorship. I don't know what was going. I don't know if it's got to be for you or it got to be a sponsorship.
Starting point is 00:50:59 What, Red Lobster? Yeah. No, I just want to support Red Lobster. I want to support Red Lobster. They ain't sponsoring us. They're on the new black ownership. Oh, absolutely. They changed the menu, but they kept the biscuit.
Starting point is 00:51:14 So, in fact, I'm going there real soon. We got to support them. I just went there, right? The biscuits was cold. The biscuits was cold. Don't do that right now, Kiss. No, kiss, you got a fucking gimmick, man. You want to go up against everything I said.
Starting point is 00:51:31 No, it ain't. Fuck that. I'm getting, you like to talk in real time, right? I just had a show somewhere. I went there, I seen the whole thing. Black owners back. All right, fuck it, we're going to support. They gave me ice cold biscuits.
Starting point is 00:51:47 And the late end it was like racism. It was like racism with a silence. I'm there. We did. I got the whole crew. Now, big up the Red Lossus. We eat fucking Michigan store. No, listen, let me talk.
Starting point is 00:52:02 They got it every one. Listen, we go, we, we, we, you like to say how rich you are, because I ain't rich. So listen, we go to, we can go to Michigan Star. We could go greasy spoon, man. We do it all. So we's just having a nice lunch before the, Shit I got to do wherever we at.
Starting point is 00:52:23 And the ladies, like, what's the occasion? So I'm like, what? June 10th. It smoked her. It was a few days after me. Now, you just gave her June. Yeah, I smoked it. Because she's like, you guys, is a celebration.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Lady, we're just having them lunch. What's the occasion? June 10th. Smoked it. Now she came back. I think that she might put my biscuits in the freezer off. know what I mean? But I gave her a nice tip
Starting point is 00:52:53 Would you try it again? No, I don't It's Blackoon, I'm going back Anybody fuck with me like that? Who gave me cold biscuits, though? I ain't going back at you. I'm going to 20% I'm not going above and beyond.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Look, I'm one of the greatest tippist Hopefully that don't come back at me because I'm sure there's other guys who tip even more. But, you know, the minimum to me is 20% tip. I'll give them the 20. I'm not going to give them the extra.
Starting point is 00:53:18 You know, I'm a mafia staff. You know what I'm saying? I give them the regular tip. Then I roll up a couple of hunters, hit them on the side, on the walkout. They know what time it is with Joe Crack. But that Red Lobster lady, I wouldn't fuck with her. But I'm going to Red Lobster. Please treat me nice because I'm trying to, you know, un-boycott the system.
Starting point is 00:53:41 I'm trying to. Yeah, yeah. We're supporting Red Lobster. It's Black-owned. He bought it back, man. Hopefully he goes to the top. You know, you might have fucked up my vicarate. are going to red lobster right now.
Starting point is 00:53:52 They got a new seafood boil. Tell me about that. None of that ain't going to matter if your biscuits is cold. You're going to make it to the seafood boil. Think about it. No. If it mess up. No, you're absolutely correct.
Starting point is 00:54:06 They're not even, they're just hearing about this. The worst thing you could do is eat bad pizza. Like if I go to a spot, a pizza spot and the shit is whack, I'm, I don't give a fuck if Guy Fury is up in there telling me, I'm never eating that pizza again. That's the trickiest business. You don't get a second shot at the pizza. Not at the pizza.
Starting point is 00:54:26 When it's garbage, you don't go back. No, no, no, no. No, no. When it comes to the pizza, if I go there, the shit garbage, I'm never in my life. My brother-in-law's in town. They finally let them back in the U.S. 20 years. Guy college, the best kid in the world,
Starting point is 00:54:42 engineer for Columbia. They finally let him back. And he just won McDonald's. He won Castell. he wants white cats. He's showing me. He's not saying noble, fucking Mr. Child.
Starting point is 00:54:56 He wants that shit. He want to put on some. What? He wanted to leave him 50 pounds up. Oh, this guy's like the big mop. The big mop. Ooh, the big Mac. The big Mac. And he's showing me white cassoe
Starting point is 00:55:07 and all the greasiest spots. I looked up some shit in all. Shout out Newark, New Jersey. I looked up a spot. This is the shit he won. It's on Broad Street. In New Jersey. 860 Broadway
Starting point is 00:55:19 they got barbecue beef ribs turkey wings fried turkey chops Von Zip put me on to like a pork chop but a turkey chop
Starting point is 00:55:29 I haven't seen that a long time I'm fucking pulling up Superbock what turkey chops could you send it to me I see you
Starting point is 00:55:38 I see you a couple packs man I got you I'm going over there for this shit I don't know what the name what the name is you want them to season you want me get them season
Starting point is 00:55:46 this saute fee Nah, I need that, them turkey chops. I used to eat the turkey chops. Von Zip used to take me down to some fancy spot in the village and I get turkey chops and I eat them like they were pork chops, but I haven't ate that. They don't have it no more. I haven't ate it like that is.
Starting point is 00:56:04 They got it. They got it. No pork on my fork. They got the turkey chops. Yo, check this out. I ain't really fucking with Complex since the other list. Complex got a top 10 hip-hop duos of all. They're just coming out with all kinds of shoes.
Starting point is 00:56:19 But I like this, though. I like this list, actually. M-O-P's on this-in. Do you like who's at number one? Yeah, I'm not mad with this list. Number one, they got- No, no, no, no, no. Let's just go right.
Starting point is 00:56:29 With these fucking lists, all right. You got to just be happy to be on the list. No, no, no, no. I want to hear the number one. This is what they got, for one, it's complex. So subscribers and followers and people at home, I'm reading complex.
Starting point is 00:56:44 They left me off all time of it, of... But listen. All right, listen. They got this is their list. Number one, they got... This is top ten hip-hop duos. Hold up.
Starting point is 00:56:58 That means two men loops. I want to ask one thing. People that understand what... Can we finally get the people who make the complex... Who makes these lists? Like, who are these people? Can we see who are the guys
Starting point is 00:57:10 who make these all-time lists? I don't think so. Who the fuck are these people? Not just complex. I don't think you ever seen them sitting here. It's the beef I got. It's the beef I got. When I say, we did this show,
Starting point is 00:57:22 shout out the Q-tip who understands how much we love hip-hop. But we did this show so that, you know, these guys are unqualified, talking this shit. They ain't go to Dusseldorf, 150 miles for hour and shit,
Starting point is 00:57:37 eating fucking splis-skis-skis-kis-kif. You know, they're not qualified for the shit. But, yeah, Yo, kiss, I got to take my glasses. They're putting out of the double Fs and the T with the K's after is mean. This shit crazy. This is the top 10 hip-hop duos of all time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Number one, they got outcast. Number two, they got Mobb Deep. Number three is gangstar. Number four is UGK. Number five is Eric B and Rakim. Number six is the clips. Number seven is eight ball and MJG. Number eight is EPMD.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Number nine is the dog pound. Number 10 is MOP. I don't necessarily agree with the order maybe, but I'm not mad at none of those are, those are those are definitely the top 10 hip-hop duos. I don't even find them. I ain't mad at none of them. I don't care about the way they.
Starting point is 00:58:41 I ain't matter any of I started to be first thing in the morning. But run DMC is, it wouldn't be. be no fucking list without run DMC so they don't have to be on them. They're the top duo of all time. They're a trio. And it's a trio because they're a trio because Jamestor J is technically a group.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Gangstar does not get the props they deserve. They made it. They made it now. And I got to commend complex for that. Because too many lists, I don't see guru on there. I don't see Gangsta on there. They
Starting point is 00:59:15 one of the greatest duos ever. Now we got it at the top. Mar-D. Outcast and I'm going to keep it a buck. I already had the beef with all my dirty South guys first thing this morning when this list came out. They called me, ha-ha. You know, look, by the way,
Starting point is 00:59:32 my favorite second place, besides Dubai on Earth, it's called Atlanta, Georgia. Nobody loves it more than me. I love Atlanta. Nah, it's just, I feel so good. Man, I'm going to buy me one of them big-ass mansions in Atlanta for no reason one day.
Starting point is 00:59:50 I'm telling you I'm going to buy one of them big shits for no reason just to be like, yo, my crib, Atlanta, Georgia. Right? Fucking love Atlanta, Georgia. I feel like I should have moved over there a long time ago. All right, cool. But there immediately, on my land of Georgia and Miami guys, come with this shit. They make you get into the bullshit.
Starting point is 01:00:10 They start arguing Mar-Dee. Mar-Dee just New York. Outcasts for the whole world is global, it's international. When you start off agreeing with them, then by the middle of the city, you start arguing with them because they make you argue with them. We don't want to argue with you. We know Outcast, trendsetters started the game.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Shout out the goody mob. But, you know, Mar Deep, I refuse to somebody to say they were just a New York group. You know, Mar Deep is, you know, That's it right there. It's all a matter of, that's what I want to see. Right? And I'm not disagreeing with this list.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Can I see the people who made this list? So I could understand they definitely wasn't wearing tins. They weren't wearing tams. You're never going to see the jury. You're never going to see them people that made that list. Yo, how crazy is that? But my thing is, all right, cool. A-ball M-G trendsetter's legendary.
Starting point is 01:01:14 I like the whole list. Yeah, that's what I told you. The list is it. I'm not mad at the list at all. They got my brother Billy and fame on there. Oh, yeah. They got corrupt and daz on there. You can't be, you got a lot of me.
Starting point is 01:01:27 They got EPMD on there. They got pushing malice on there. There's a great list. Eric B and Raq Kim, gang star, U.G.K. Eric being Rock Kim is. My Deep and Outcast. That's a, that might be one of the best fucking list complex ever put together. Commendable.
Starting point is 01:01:45 No, the list is great. Now, complex is crazy. Like, come on. Let's like, you already frankstant. You can forget about it. He has to make the list. I don't give a fuck about them. These that, I'm used to getting disrespected on every list.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Best dress. Oh, yeah. Best, bro. Yo, bro. These guys put dudes on these lists that they're not close. That's just really bothering you. Whoever make the dress list You better put fucking crack on there, man
Starting point is 01:02:18 It's just their team It's just their team That makes up the list It's their team It's the editorial style We found, hold on He can bring He found him the guy
Starting point is 01:02:27 That made the list For he's been Look at this dude This guy looked like Yes Bezos Yo, yes Bit This is looking like
Starting point is 01:02:38 Yes Bezos on this motherfucker Like fuck out of here These are the guys It's a few of them. It's all a part of their own team. Oh, this is horrible. This is like the guy who says hi to you at the Yankee game and you just keep walking past him.
Starting point is 01:02:54 He's going to give you dapp and you don't even dapp him. But he knows? This is crazy. This is the most disrespectful shit in the world. You shouldn't have showed me him. I thought it was like some nerdy black dudes and some shit. Like, you know, I thought at least we had that work in these guys here. We want this guy to make the list.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Listen, this is why you have a show like Joe and Jada. We really played the game. Until you go to a favela in Brazil. Favela means the projects, the city of God, one way in, one way out. They kill cops every weekend. Until you go in there. And a young kid about 14, access to smoke a blunt, what you and tells you to light it up,
Starting point is 01:03:41 while he has a rocket launcher in his hand, don't talk to me about how you hip hop and you can make the best. You know, until you go and perform in that spot, they had a legendary spot in Brooklyn. Until you go in that spot and it's sold out and they got the fucking German shepherds sitting there and you asking them for your second half
Starting point is 01:04:03 of your money for the show, how you're not going to perform if you don't get your bread, don't talk to me about no list. Like we don't survive. We all battle scarred and tested in this shit. June 30 of Spike Lee's classic, Do the Right Thing, celebrates 36th. It's 36th anniversary.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Shout out to Spike Lee, you know what I mean? Shout out to Uncle Spike. You know, Spike can tone it down with the outfits at the Nick Games. Spike Mike can tone it down with the outfits at every game. Yo, Spike be coming with the Zubin. suit suits. Like his son, I know his son, his wife, beautiful lady. In fact, no, you don't. Spike got his dress like that or he won't be Spike. You think so? I don't think you got to do a feather. Like, I see Jimmy Jan and Terry Lewis,
Starting point is 01:04:55 they always got that. Do you think, you know, yeah, listen. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. They always got the old coach. I go to the airport and I see like some old school rap groups and they dress like when they was popping with the sombreros in it so you could know oh that's who Dean or that's such and such like do you believe that you got to dress like branding that's Brandon to to to to certain extent it's not look and check this up over the weekend public
Starting point is 01:05:32 enemies it takes a nation of millions to hold us back celebrated its 37th anniversary shout out to Chuck D shout out to the whole public enemy. Nobody, I can't say, will never, nobody has ever brought more consciousness and more reality rap than public enemy ever in the history of hip-hop music. And what's crazy is their music used to make me violent
Starting point is 01:06:04 when I was a teenager. Did them beat. So I started right, I started snuffing dudes, but not real. And they say, love your brother. Treat them like a head. And I'm like, it wasn't until I got older than I started listening to Chuck D's lyrics.
Starting point is 01:06:18 And Flaves lyrics that I was like, yo, these guys started so many riots when they were speaking to peace the whole time. Public enemy, you know, we got shot at the knees. I don't know where. Who's the young guys speaking consciousness in the music now?
Starting point is 01:06:37 They got to be out there. I just don't know who it is. who's talking that shit like that. I don't know. Corday? Corday's one of them and he's dead nice. Corday, you know. Corday be spitting.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Yeah, he spit, but I don't think he's like. He ain't on public enemy, too. Don't tell me who you hear the man. Now, until you hear the man, I don't know if they, you know, got the video. Rap burglar! Rap burglar! I mean, you could say, you could argue Jay Cole. No, he ain't doing that either.
Starting point is 01:07:07 He's spitting. You name is spitters. You know, both of them are top tier. They got to be a guy somewhere this dead nights. Like, you know, in the gospel rap, they got LaCray. You know, they got somebody. But the point is, I don't even know if record labels are ready to push that kind of music, 2025, you know, but it's sad that we can't think of one.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Because back in the day, we had Latifah, we had X-Klan. We had a large amount of them. Brand new being. They were doing it in a slick way. The Fugis was doing it in the slick weight. Of course, KRS won. Poor righteous teachers. We had a selection of people putting it down.
Starting point is 01:08:00 And now we ain't got that no more. According to, I don't know. What's the poor righteous teachers? The other, yeah, it was, wow. It was a lot of them. Yeah, a lot to me. Daylaw. Yeah, but Dayla was more like, they was making that.
Starting point is 01:08:16 It was more positive, but they was making that shit. Positive, but they were just making that shit. Highholds in my long. The ghetto boys dropped. We can't be stopped. July 1st, 1991 featuring the classic hit mind playing tricks on it. It's crazy. And Dayla, we're talking about Dayla.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Dayla dropped. Stakes is high July 2nd, 1996. Shout out to the ghetto boys. And shout out the day, like. I never forget. I had the first time, the first time Scarface ever came to New York. This one.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Biggie just had one song out and shit. Audio and bullshit. I took him to the wedge. Who face? Face. I took him to the wedge. The wedge was like, the bids is to stick you up, right? At the strip club, it was like,
Starting point is 01:09:06 that shit was so crazy, man. If they ain't had a bill of scar, they were there. They wasn't official. The wedge was crazy, beat. And so I took him to my projects and he was like, yo, y'all live like that. I didn't know because I never went to Houston. So he was like, God damn.
Starting point is 01:09:21 He was like, I heard we got little houses, y'all living. Like, he didn't understand it. He was like, boom. But I remember he was like, yo, who's this guy Biggie Small? I swear to God, Scarface was, who's this guy, Biggie Smalls? I like him. He's talented. He's dope.
Starting point is 01:09:37 Ghetto boy, hung out with my little one. man to Bushwick Bill a couple of times. Yeah, him in the Jets. Yeah, I had Bushwick Bill and the Jets, too, a separate time. But Bushwick Bill, I'd never, like, he was from Jamaica. He was like, you're from everywhere. We can't just call him from Houston. No, no, I mean it.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Like, Bushwick Bill, I would see him everywhere. Miami, New York, Houston. Like, he was a real traveling. I actually just met his son. Yeah? Yeah, it's last time we was there. Right? Yo, classic case of the Joe and Jada show.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Stay tuned. The revolution will be televised. And we're going to talk that shit. We're going to go to this shit. You see the black, though? It's a hundred-downs. I'll let you keep it. Rich player might fight you the fair one over that shit.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Rich can't keep this one, dude. Rich player got the boxer T.S. He got any shit ever made for T.S. You talk about a man cave? this furniture carpet feds run up in there and then he could never say he ain't T.S.
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