The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe, Jadakiss & Bill Bellamy tell HILARIOUS STORIES about Biggie, Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by the legendary comedian Bill Bellamy. Joe and Jada talk to the former 'MTV Jams' host about coming up in the 1990s comedy scene alongside some of the greatest comics of all time, including Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Dave Chappelle, and Martin Lawrence, who Bellamy crowns as the greatest host of HBO's 'Def Comedy Jam.' The podcast quickly turns into a story-for-story contest, with Fat Joe telling some of his patented tales about Bruno Mars, Sony Music CEO Tommy Mottola, and, believe it or not, the Taliban; Bellamy recalling hilarious stories about creating the phrase "booty call," The Notorious B.I.G. not knowing how to swim, and finding out firsthand the Michael Jackson was on his own plane of existence; and Jadakiss telling a WILD story about being passenger side to a driver that was starting to lose his mind. 6:00 - Bellamy came up with BEST class of comedians EVER 14:30 - Origin of "booty call" 18:30 - Fat Joe & Bellamy trade amazing Biggie, Rick Ross, Bruno Mars stories 35:45 - Bellamy's Michael Jackson story 39:00 - Fat Joe says he saved Sony Music CEO's life 45:30 - Jadakiss tells a WILD tale about a loopy driver 52:00 - Bellamy's 'WorstChristmasEver' movie 58:00 - Eddie Murphy stories [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] Joe and Jada now on Patreon All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Like he's trying to figure out how I'm going to get at. Tommy's a real deal. Yo, Jada, you crying, go? Yeah, yo. This shit is funny, bro. Yeah, yeah, what up? Y'all, this is Joe Crack the Dawn. You know who it is?

Your boy, Jada. This is the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary. Every show iconic. When you think of today's guests, you think of funny. You think it's some of the best haircuts ever. You think of some of your best morals. You think of the box office.

You think of stand-up. You think of my early career, VJ's MTV, was very inspirational and influential to your career. If you can make it on that. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for Bill Ballym. Thank you, having me.

I'm in, Joe. Yeah, how you get a last name like Bellamy? It's just, it just worked out. It's like you already rich. It sounds like I already had money. I was broke as fuck. Bill Bellamy.

Yo, he's here. Yeah, he's here. In Newark, New Jersey. Yeah, people used to say, is that your real name? I was like, yeah, because I'm actually William. But William sound too formal, you know what I'm saying?

So I'm like, Bill Bellamy, the two bees. It goes good. It goes good. It's the same shit. Say shit. So my man Billy Blanco. You look for a bitchy, though. You're switching to Will.

Yeah, yeah. Sir William. My man, Billy Blanco, his name is Spanish. Is Guillermo, Willie. Yeah, Guillermo. Gialmo in Spanish is William. You know, I mean, that's not about it. Yeah, boy, Billy Blanco, man.

That boy, you know, he was with the high school teacher. She would like, Guillermo. One day we had a house party. She popped up with him. I said, damn, he's taking the teacher down. What? My man, Billy Blanco many years ago. He got some grown booty, huh?

Yeah, early. What did the teacher? With the teacher. I had the house party. We all up in there, house party. He got the teacher with him. Nah. Yeah.

He never had that. He did his numbers. That's number. Y'all Bill Belami, what's up? I love it. You look great. Thank you, man. I love to see, you know, our old.

You're looking great. Yo, man, I work out, I take care of myself. I laugh all the time. You know what I'm saying? I'm always enjoying that part of my life. And I'm doing what I want to do, man. You know what I'm saying? We at that part, like you said, OG, we got the experience and the talent,

which means now we, you know, we can move the way we want to move. It's sad because we want everything early, but they always sell you as you get older, you figure it out. I wanted my shit immediately. I remember when I first came in the game, I was like, fuck the weight. Let's get it today. I never forget, like, it was like 91, 92. I'm in New York.

I live in Jersey. I'm coming over here doing stand-up and shit, just trying to get on. This is when hip-hop was pop at 91-92 cats. We had record labels. People was like, you know, everybody was pushing their records. You know, you had your street teams.

This is like vintage 90 hip-hop era. And so stand-up was sort of like the brother and sister of hip-hop. You-Cast was coming to see him. We coming to see you. Everybody know everybody. And it was just one of those amazing times for me. And I just happened to get lucky to be in the right place and just get on. Like just, you know, be funny enough, having the right swag, had the right gear.

You know what I mean? And then be on point on deaf comedy. Who would you say is your, who was some other comedians that came out? I got the best class ever, Joe. I want to know. Ever. There'll never be another class better than us. We dream team.

You got to figure like, 91, 92, Jamie Fox, Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker, Chris Rock. Listen, it don't stop.

Cedred you to entertainer, Steve Harvey, Dave Chappelle. Like, I mean, just Joe Torrey, like, it just, deal. It's just like,

all of us came out. It was like so many funny, Bernie Mac. Come on. That's the funniest people I ever seen in my life. Like, Tommy Davidson, like,

just think, I just had an interview a couple days ago, and we were talking about, there would never be a time where that many people were able to become stars. A lot of people became TV stars. We had all of them sitcoms. Would you cross the past with like Jim Carrey? See, I didn't, I didn't grow up. Jim Carrey was on fire, you know, but he was in the West Coast. The only person I met back

then was Damon. So I met Damon in the early part of my career. They was on the West Coast. They was on, but they're from me. But they was late. They was already, because I remember auditioning for In Living and Color. Like, yo, this is this show they're going about to do on Fox. It's going to be nuts. It's going to be the real Saturday Night Live. That's what the word was at the time.

And so I didn't get that. Jamie Fox was selected to do that. And Tommy Davidson and Jim Carrey. And that show was phenomenal. That's all names. So you got Martin, you had Jamie, you had In Living Color. I know I'm forgetting some of the shows. but they were all on at one time.

I heard you in the interview say that Martin Lawrence was the best Def Jam comedy host ever. Ever. Do we think he gets his props or is it that he's just so like, because he feels like an introvert when it comes to interviews and all that.

Like, you know, do we feel like Martin gets his props like he deserves? I don't think people give Martin Lawrence his flowers the way they should be. Because let me tell you something. There was nobody funny than Martin Lawrence on Deaf Comedy Jam. Like, if two comics was in a car crash,

you wouldn't be mad if Martin was hosting because he's going to carry it. And the way he was hitting the audience and freestyling, like, it was vintage Martin Lawrence. Like, I mean, I enjoyed him immensely watching him just be natural. I didn't know Martin Lawrence was that funny.

I was like, God damn. You know, Martin Lawrence was almost like, your man. Like, you know, you got a boy that's mad funny. Yeah, at the barbershop. He became a comedian and nothing like that, but he was just dumb funny. But the guy put it on TV.

Right? Like, everything he was saying was like shit that we go through in the hood every day. Oh, but it was off. They looked like it was off the head. Like, to me, I felt like Martin Lawrence was like a rapper that could freestyle better than everybody. You know what I mean?

Like, he could just go in the studio and be like, bam, bam, he don't need to write it down. Bob, you be like, damn, how you think of that? To me, that's how Martin was. He was so fast. Like, if you go back and watch the clips and Big Bird, like, he has iconic jokes that he said off the head.

I mean, he's a good liar. I mean, he tore a kid and play up. It's true because, you know, when the cops stop you, sir, I was over there. What are you talking about? You were like, Dan, this nigga can lie, like, on an impulse. Like, you know, oh, your wife, cats, you're doing some shit, you know. Who's Burger King?

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Whose Burger King calling you at your train in the morning? What you're looking at? Oh, I'm looking at watches and graffiti. The new sneakers coming out. The watches and graffiti.

And graffiti. Don't let them see the Explorer. God damn it. That algorithm out. Explor case. Boy, don't let them see that shit. You see that shit by shit graffiti, hip-hop, Grandmaster Flag. Like, you better be ready for that shit.

You got to have a dummy, a dummy page. He's going to have a dummy explorer. Yeah, you got to have a dummy. Sue's wife, he hit the phone. house paint. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know roofing. You fix the shit.

You're kind of French people are making these breads now, Ma. Like, this is a fucking incredible. It's incredible. Do you see this? Yeah. Out there you switch that shit up. That shit will be like, booby trap on Wednesday. You switch that bread up.

Bam, one time that shit be like, booby trap. Wednesday. Yo. They used to have that, like, when laptops first came out like when you was working in a cubicle and you was doing something that you was supposed to do, you had that dummy screen to come down when your boss come up, but we need that on our phone.

Shoop! And the stock market comes down. Yeah, we need that. That's the new app, guys. Whoever fuck him with the AI and all that, that's the shit you need to do. You just made me think of something funny. You know what they should do? Like, for chicks who go and do's phone, the phone should blow up. You just have blue stuff

all over your face. That's cool, like the money for the bank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if your girl go on your phone, they take a picture and blow up. Boom! So you come downstairs. She's sitting there with a whole blue face. I'll say, what you in my phone? No. Social media killed love, man.

Yeah, social media is tough. Social media killed. You could get in... They didn't kill it. What it did was... No, I killed love. You think? Why? Because every time you feel, I'm like,

Dad, Bill Belommy, he'd been with his wife so long, then that shit come in the middle. The fucking scribble in the middle. That shit comes through... Breaking news. You be like, oh, shit. I've been married 24 years. It is no joke how many people broke up in 24 years.

Oh, that's crazy. I mean, I remember I got married in 2001, right? People who were going out dating, they've been together forever. They got married the same summer, and they was broke up in the fall. Like, that's how crazy. I was like, yo, so when you live in Hollywood and you live in, you're trying to do your career, you're trying to do everything. You don't have no, like, positive.

Like you say, you don't have any positive. Like, oh, man, they could go to the movies with us. No, they don't talk to them more. You know, people break up all the time. Crazy shit, they look at Hollywood fucking, everybody fucking each other. Yeah, and then they only like each other. Your ex, man, it's her ex, man. And the family tree is a cousin.

This shit is out of control. Yeah, it's out of control. Yeah, it's out of control. Yeah, yeah. You ever seen the family trees when they do that shit? Yo, God bless everybody, man. I don't wish that. When I tell you, boy, the family tree,

they'd be like this one slept with this one And the kid is from this, this, this, everybody. Cousin' cousins. The shit is everybody's cousins. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's a fucking cousin. Yeah. That shit crazy.

How hard is it making the transition from stand-up? And then, boom. You're on a big screen. You're doing lead roles. Yo. It was crazy, man, because, you know, things happen kind of fast. for me. So I got on, I got on MTV. That was huge because at that time, you know, that helped

that wave of hip hop. We started selling records like crazy. Cats going on tour. I mean, you, you, naughty, Queen Latif, all the cats that was coming up at that time, you know, it was an explosion. And I remember sitting there on my show going, man, I'm interviewing all these movie stars. I want to be a movie star. That looks so fly. Like, they got their movie premiere. They got this stuff going on. So I had aspirations. I was like, one day, somebody gonna interview me, you know what I'm saying? And so next thing you know, I got a little small role in Who's the Man? I was there, Who's the Man?

Yeah, I know. It was the most hip-hop people would ever. Yo! You know, Joe got a nice little resume on the Lord. That shit was a half of cheekbone. They sued my cheekbone. You just cut half of Joe Heddle. You just see Joe here in the barbershop.

Oh, Joe, yo, what's up? This shit was like, it was a big look. Yeah. I think of one of the funniest movies. Half a team one was a big look. That's a big look When you know body You're coming in the game

And nobody's in there This one and that one That love of Dr. Jay And half a cheekbone I was 136 I was shown Here

And I think another movie I like it like that I played like a prisoner They had like my eyebrows And shit This changed true I said They're gonna see

It was what They should show my face And they show Yeah Because I became a big dog In the game Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look back, that's that value.

It would have aged well. Fat Joe and that bitch? Y'all, let me tell you something. I don't get high. Okay. But one of my most, poor outer-body experiences where I felt I was high

was in the movie Booty Corps. I could not believe this shit. This shit was so hilarious. I must have watched this shit 30,000 times and every time got funnier and funnier and funnier, you knew that shit was going to be crazy? No. No, no, no.

Because here's the thing. Booty Carl came from a joke. Like, I did not know that booty card was going to be something that's just going to stick. This 30 years ago, bro. Like, that's insane. Like, I did, the first time I did, the joke was at Uptown and Harlem. And the joke came from Mike Tyson. Because if you remember, Mike Tyson got caught up in Indiana.

So I read the article with Mike was like, I just asked to come to the room for a second, we're talking. And I'm like at three in the morning and she missed Indiana, that's a booty car, right? I said it just like that and I said, oh shit, I'm on to something. I went on stage and I kept playing with it until I got it down there, right? Boom, shit took off. Life crazy, movie, comedy, Taco Bell commercials, Foodie Call.

I've seen the shit on Friends. I've seen people say it on... They jacked that shit. They jacked the shit out of me. They were, what if I thought? I did not, Jader. No, no, we don't have a bad and shit. But what about the yesterday's pricing, today's price.

I watched. I got that from you. I was like, yo, could we sue? We got sue everybody. It was like, no, sir, you don't have it, you know. You don't have that pattern. But the scene with the fucking the Reynolds rap or the plastic, what the fuck? That was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, she was with, uh, Jamie.

That was with Jamie and Tommy Davidson, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I didn't do the movie. They did the movie. You came up with the term, Booty Call. I came with the term, and then what happened, I was supposed to do that movie. I chose to do Love Jones.

I just did a comedy special call, Booty Call. Then the movie came out, Booty Call. And I said, I want to be a dramatic actor. So I said, I'm going to jump off in this movie with these real actors to kind of flip it. And that's why I wasn't in that movie. But I was offered that movie. That's almost like being a Disney star.

But How to Be a Player was still. That was my shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But How to Be a Play, that was good. So I went zigzag. So I went dramatic, Hollywood, then came back with How to Be a Player. So that was like 95-ish.

That was dope. They stereotyped you and just make you like, like Fat Joe always been a killer in every movie. Even the fucking, what's the thing? You saw you as a-tasty-cha- You saw me in night school. I'm beating the guy up, stabbing him, and fucking with comedians.

It's like, they always want me to kill somebody. I see a school bus driver. Your voice. I could see you as a good chef, though. I could see you as a chef. Nobody wants me to be a chef, a school bus driver, nothing. It's always he's a mafia killer. Something, he's a criminal, he's a bitch.

I can't shake the shit. Yeah, if you was a school teacher, you'd still be a killer. You got to be willing to wear the different haircuts like Samuel. You got to throw an element. I'm like the Mexican dude that every role he's victory and he killed. somebody. I shit you, man. What's the shit? What's the shit? Training Drake. I fucking shit you.

What's the training day? The Mexican guys you ever heard of your shit pushed in on me? I'm like the New York. You ever had your shit pushed in more? Homie, they always said, guess what? Joe, we got a role for you. What's that? You're a drug dealer, killer. Oh, really? An assassin

as well? Yes. Thank you. Thank you very much. Ten toes down. 10 toes down. That shit crazy. You know, he calling me the greatest storyteller in there. Yes, sir. I can cut.

Hold up. You got some stories, Joe. Man, I tell you who could take me out. Who you? See, Joe, I wanted to do, and still want to do. I tell you you could take you out, Barbara Walt. No. I want to do a stand-up.

Not a stand-up, a one-man show. Oh, yes. It's all about stories in my life. I had a segment of it. which somebody's going to steal now when they hear this, where I would take, if Bill Bellamy was in attendance, I'd be like, yo, Bill, come up here and tell your Ellis story,

and after you finish, I got to come with a better one. So I had, like, Nory on the list. I had Irv Gotti, rest and peace on the list, all the greatest storytellers, and I was going to go, like, they tell a story, like, Rick Ross, yo, Rick Ross can't at the studio one time. He had just had that heart scare.

He had something with his heart. Right. And for some reason, he called us in the first place he wanted to come was cooling J Street. I don't know why. So he shows up. And we're chilling and we're just there. And he just goes, fentanyl.

You touch it. I don't understand. From the jungles of Mexico, maybe sent a no. Plastic ain't enough. You smell through the plastic. I'm trying to, the minute that man stop, I said, sample. Sumpo, Sampo!

He looked at me like, oh shit, I said, Sampo! I said, yo, it's like 88. We used to walk down the block and tell the Dolphine, Sampo, sample, sample. And they come and I throw it in the air and they'll dive like pigeons. I don't know why. I try to one-up everybody in every story ever created.

Joe, I don't know. I think you are one of the greatest storytellers because you just been in the shit so long and you got good stuff, you got... Isn't it about timing? Yeah, it is. But you got to think Joe, for hip-hop, Joe been around every single person.

You need a cabin with a fireplace. With a flannel with snow outside. Yo. Just telling hip-hop and gangster stories. Yo, you, the one that had me in Tess, when you said, you wanted to meet Bruno Mars, because you heard he was Puerto Rican. Yo, that shit had me crying.

Just seen his thing to be producing this shit last night at the harbor view. He didn't want the ball feed. Like, he didn't want it. He knew he ain't want that. But that Bruno Mars shit crazy, huh? You know, he's bad platforms. Bruno is so fucking funny because I didn't see the punchline coming. I'm thinking Bruno Mar's Filipino.

Like, I'm in L.A. That's what I told it. I thought Bruno Mars is Filipino. I did not know he was 1,000 percent. Puerto Rico. He was both. He both. Okay. But I didn't know. He was more than the other one because he didn't give you no love.

But he ain't God. I think we did something. I think we did something to his dad or somebody in a relative. Who was very bad guys. Talk to him. They beat up his father. I don't know the lies.

I would go to White Castle. Somebody say somebody say someone I smack his cheek off. Like in the two in the morning and everybody waiting for fucking White Castle. I turn around and finish the onion race. trying to hit me with the yellow and let him. Oh, the flag.

But my point is, what's up, Joe? The way he reacted, I said, we must have. Somebody did this. Terrorist's cross a pig, but, you know, but yeah,

that's one of them. I got to, you said you, you said you want me to tell you a crazy story? I need a stroke. I need a stroke. I got one for you. I don't know,

I don't think I ever told this one. So I'm brand new. I'm coming up in a game. I'm on MTV. So I'm hosting this like showcase. Puff is there. I don't know big yet. Big is brand new.

I want to say it's Webster Hall, but I'm not sure where it's at. So Puff comes up to me, and I'm hosting the June. He's like, yo, man, this is when they was calling them notorious B.I.G. He wasn't Biggie yet. He was just notorious B.I.G. And they something legally came.

He couldn't say that name. He had to become biggie. Whatever. Case of point. They had to switch Biggie to Notori. Right. He was Biggie first. He was Biggie first.

Any Swiss to Notorious, B-I-G. You with me? All right, that's where we at. So, you know, when you host and they come up with you with a little bit of, you know, information. They write it down and say, this is my man, new artist right here. You know, make sure the shit going to get crazy, but don't bug out. Shit going to get crazy, but don't bug out. So I don't know that Big got this song called Party and Bullshit.

And so 50 motherfuckers come up. on stage and I'm thinking it's a riot but it's a part of the song. And so I'm hosting and I'm going to give it up. Oh, he thought it popped. Did you run out the back door? Bro!

Did you run out the back door? No, but it was so crazy because I was like, yo, what the fuck? I'm hosting it. It's a riot. And then they was like throwing each other around and pushing this shit, party and bullshit.

And I'm like, yo, this is bullshit. Because I'm about to die like motherfucker, right? And then after the song was on, everybody left. But in that moment, it was like a mosh pit. Did you ever see that live? I thought They start, they faked have a fight and then the song comes back. And they had it in the movie, but

the guy that was in the movie, to me, it was actually me. That was me doing that scene. That was, that scene in the movie came from that moment. I was in Lebanon. Mm-hmm. Just Lebanon. I was in Lebanon. Right?

I had a show. That's what they call me, Ali Qasian. Alam al-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-old-a-old. Right. When I come back, three guys stand up like synchronized swimming. Fadjo, my brother. So I look, how are you doing? The guys.

The guys are waiting for you. Oh. The guys. They want to shoot rockets with you. I said. Huh? The Taliban. They love you.

They wait. I said, my asshole got this tight. Okay? Okay. I met the Taliban. Right. The Taliban. You bullshit.

There's no fucking bullshit. So I'll tell him, hey, hey, my plane's already leaving this. I get upstairs. I grabbed them bags. So fucking fast. I went to the airport like one in the morning. This shit ain't take off to 10 in the fucking morning. Like, I ran to the air.

airport. You was real pre-check. The real Taliban. Shoot rockets with them. Came through. It was like, shoot rockets? Fuck out of it.

Yo, I win. So fast to that airport. I was like, let's go, scott. And everybody knew, they heard that shit. They was like, yo, we got out of here.

Fuck that. Let's go. We stood in the fucking airport overnight. Just shook to death. It was down with you. Why? You were...

Fuck that. Man, look. Anyway, that's one. You got one. Hey, I got another one for you. So this is another one. This is a big story.

We on the stoop. Can I give you this one? I want to hear it. I don't think I ever told this one. So we're in Lake Havasu. We're doing, remember Lake Havasu? Didn't you do it? Remember when we did this?

Green break? You was there. You was there. It was like 92. I'm thinking roughly. 94. No, four. 94.

94. 94. 94. I mean my fuck, I didn't even have the bounty. around this head. Now yet, he ain't had no balance. So get this. So Big is on now.

Nobody knows Big cannot swim. So I don't know if you remember this shit. We had the pods on the water, right? So in Lake Havis, so this is my first time going to Arizona. I get there, they tie off the boats and they party from boat to boat to boat. A bunch of white kids,

they're having a good time. They drink as hot than a motherfucker, right? And so Big had to be on the pod. So I'm standing there. and Biggs like, man, how the fuck I would get on that paw, nigga? I said, what's the problem? He was like, nigga, I can't swim, nigga, with my father's falling in that water, I was, swear to God.

And I was like, yo, Big, they're not going to let you fall in the water. He was like, no, man, I got to do my shit online, buggled. But they had them floating. I don't know you. I think you was there. There was some big go back and look, I cannot make this up. I don't know how they hypnotize him like 18 to get big on that pod because he was terrified of falling into water.

You want to know who's crazy, right? So I was going to tell you. He got one. No, no, I actually don't have one, but I'm going to tell you about one. Okay. Listen, somebody can put Fat Joe out of business in the storyteller game. I'm watching one day on Instagram and Will Smith decided to tell a story.

Okay. He said, man, I'm hosting the BETT Awards, everything beautiful. This one and that one's there. He said Michael Jackson was in the audience. He said all of a sudden it turned into a riot. He says his whole life he wanted to meet Michael Jackson. Will Smith, he wanted to meet Michael.

So he said, they rushed him out all his security. and he said they threw him in a closet. He said he was in a closet. It was pitch black. He was in there like, you know, the whole place was wild. And he heard a voice. He said it was Michael Jackson. They threw him in the same closet.

He was like, hey, Will. Will turned around and was like, huh? He didn't even know what to say. He said, yo, I met everybody in the world. He didn't even know what to say. He said, oh, shit, Mike, Mike said, that guy's shit guys, he's messing it up. I mean, no, he got so much fun.

When I saw that shit, it was like, I knew Fat Joe's storytelling days is over. When I seen Will Smith tell his story, he's like, all right, Will, it's time to go. I was like, yo, don't let this man start telling stories. Today's show is brought to you by a presenting sponsor Hard Rock Bet. All right.

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available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, we have all been through stuff that this is the beauty of hip-hop to me that, you know, is so amazing. We have had the pleasure of being in the circle so many talented people, right? The era is never coming back. Thank God we're alive to tell us.

stories because the young people can't go back and meet Michael Jackson. They can't go back at me big, can't go back and me Tupac. You know what I'm saying? Like I've had, you've had, I mean, godly, we can go on for days because they're like little movies in our mind. Like, you make me think of stuff that I wouldn't think of because I'm just sitting here talking and you're like, oh, that reminds me of boom, boom, boom. Yeah, that's crazy, but you know, I've never met MJ.

What was it like meeting Mike Jackson? And I never met him. That's the one guy. You went, right, mind me in the window, hotel. No way. You saw him. Yeah, like this. Yo, when I interviewed Michael Jackson, right?

And I'm going to tell you right now, I was so nervous because Michael Jack was the only artist to ever debut his video on every network simultaneously. I don't know if you remember that. You remember that? And I was the guy in the middle of Times Square, get ready for the history. Blah, blah, blah, blah. That was me. I was writing in the middle of Times Square. Remember the time, though?

No, it was, it was Scream. Remember? Scream. Scream. Scream. With him and Janet. Yeah. Which blew up.

So, check this out. So I'm at Sony Music. And they're like, yo, Mike coming in. Be ready. It's going to be open. That's about the worst thing they could do to people. Like, yo, Mike's coming in. You see how this is a bunch of people in here?

Just imagine this time's too for Michael Jackson. Security. publicists, his team, the record label team. Mike was rolling heavy. I will never forget this. This is how I realized Michael Jackson's big star in the world, right? Mike had to go to the bathroom. It was with him?

Yo, they went in the bathroom. It was a dude on the toilet. My man was like, break it off, fam. My man was like, I'm not done. He said, I'm not done. He said, you're done. Boom. The door of my man had to wipe his ass.

Get out. I told you that story about God 5,001. He said his daughter called him or said, now, pop, is Joe Cap'n? My man, God, 5,001, the designer, they, Rodney Jerk to sell him, yo, come down to hit factory. Right. You're going to do some shit from Michael Jackson.

Right. So he gets Poppy. Shout out to Poppy, me, Dominicano. He gets Poppy, who's with him, he says, yo, Poppy, we're going downtown. We're going to be somebody really, really, really, really famous. He said, he said, Art Kelly. He said, no, it's now Aunt Kelly.

He says, it's more famous. So guys in the studio And nobody's there yet So guys said, y'all, I'm gonna use the bathroom He said he went to use the bathroom And that shit happened They started looking They was like, you come in now

He was taking the piss MJ walked in He said he pissed on himself God 5,001 And ran out He didn't even take the order And he was like, yo poppy let's go Bobby was like yo but what's the matter?

He was telling him be careful He pissed on himself and ran out the bitch He couldn't But he was rolling with. Michael. He fucking missed the order. He was embarrassed. He pissed on himself.

Bro, Michael Jackson's security was heavy, bro. And here's the thing. So I'm the host. I got all these questions and shit, right? I got like 20 questions that I think every fan would want to ask Michael Jackson. They looked at that list. He's like, he's going to answer this. This.

They killed my whole list. I was sitting there like, won't, won't. That's when Sony News. That's when Tommy Mottoll. You know, that era of, yeah, they was, they was, they was the mob at that point. My bad. Now, you're pointing that fee. That's my guy, Tommy Mottola, man.

Listen. That's your guy. Everybody come up here and call it the mob. Yo. Tola's killing people, everything. He's my friend, man. He's your buddy. I was, I never.

You know, I saved Tommy Mottola. Yeah, right. Tommy, you told me I could say this story when it happened. Go ahead, Joe. Tommy Mitola. invites me to breakfast upstate. Right? So we drive up there.

He's probably the only motherfucker that can get me up there like that. So he says, Joe, let's go eat breakfast and me and up. Rich go up there. He lives over there. Where did Remedy do the time at? What's that jail?

Nah, she did it upstate. No, she was in. Girl, she was in. No, it was only one. Pepper Hill. Yeah. She was in Beffield. Right.

Right. By the way, besides that jail, he is fucking beautiful up there. Right. Drop dead gorgeous trees, bass. The point is,

I go in this place. Tommy orders this big pancake. We eat and he starts choking. He starts choking. Like, You gave him the hymn? I was about to give him the hot. Listen, I'm like, Tommy, are you okay?

Tommy, are you okay? I'm like, you're rich. Tommy, are you okay? He's like, The motherfucker was choking the depth. We got to give him the hymlet. Then the shit finally went down. He said, hold up, Joe.

I said, Tommy, you almost died on us. I was about to give you the hymline. You said, yeah, you could tell a fucking story if you want, Joe. You save Tommy Betola. Fuck it. My fuck almost died in front of me. Oh, man. The man was choking.

No, if you don't put enough. Not the regular choking. Yeah, that shit. The thickraggers get caught in your throat. I swear to God, that man was like, I was like, but Tommy, he was like, you know, when that happens, what was he doing? You never really, I was like, yo, Tommy. He was like, he was like, yo, I was like, yo, Tommy, are you sure, are you okay? You're rich.

I'm looking at Rich. I think of him. He was going. He was fucked up. And I'm like, no way fucking Tommy Matola is going to die. Tommy Mattolla is going to die. That's the song we did. dollar of,

like, yo, fucking not with that. Joe, I'm like, yo, shit. The craziest shit. We had it. I was like, shit. This is the real deal.

I got scared to death. I'm fucking catching anxiety. explaining it to you. It was the real deal. It was the real deal. I swear to God, it was the real deal. But I'm going to tell you the craziest shit. The craziest shit is,

we leave Tommy Tommy's going in his car I don't know what it was a bag something fucking incredible and the man turned around and said hey

I know you like to tell stories yeah fucking tell a story you say Tommy been told us they killed me jumped in the car my man

Jayda crying god damn he hit me with the cap of the cap he was like I know you like telling us stories can tell him

how you save Tommy Pat him get out of your gets in the car breaks out I'm like you gonna hurt me yeah

Yo, that really... Look, I'm not... We can't... The man... Who is he doing? Yo, I'm trying to tell people this shit really happened. Like, he said...

I'm like... I see, yo... Tommy, are you okay? Now, I'm scared to fucking death. Tommy, I love you. I don't want Tommy to tell you. But I don't know you. Tommy.

I don't want Tommy Mottola to die on you. In front of fat joke. Right. So I'm like, I'm terrified. What was Rich going to do? Rich was standing there. He might know the Heimlich. Rich was sitting there.

I said, yo, Rich. Do you know the heimlich? You know, Tommy's like a fucking real deal. He's a real deal. The last thing he wants is the Heimlich. And he definitely don't want mouth to mouth possess. He doesn't want the heimlich. Tommy don't want the he.

Heimlich, so he's dealing with it on his own time. Let me get something. He's coordinating it. That hurt me. Bill. Jay to the week over here. He'll be, Bill. No, no.

He's coordinating this shit. Like, he's trying to figure out how I'm going to get. Tommy's a real deal. Yo, Jada, you crying, go? Yeah. You said it's funny, bro. I don't think. Tommy, I love you, Tommy.

Tommy, I want to be like you. when I go off. What was he doing one more time? No, you got a... No, no. It's not a laughing matter. It's not a laughing matter. What I'm trying to tell you is I was scared to death.

Tell me what he was do. Like, it was... You thought it was funny? What more? If you thought that was the... You thought that was one of the funniest shits I ever said? Eddie Murphy never threw the red leather suit on no. Did I get one more?

What was he doing? He was scared He was You know, I was scared I was terrified I'm telling you all about A real story in life You're missing the funniest point

of the whole shit Yo You're missing the whole I go ahead Uh Down off that Your man is all the way stable He's good

I walk him to the car You know Tommy Mottola's the dawn Yeah I walk him to the car You know Mike got like a brand new fucking made back. I never got money with him, even he's just my guy.

But he went into some fly-ass car. He turned around and said, all right. Dad, I know you like to tell stories. Tell him how you fucking save Tommy Betoler. Go ahead, Joe. Tell you your story. So right, Tom. All right, Tim. He pulled off. I saw this

one. I'm saving this shit for Bill Bellet. Yo. Bro. This is the mother. That was a great one, man. Yeah, I would have killed me. I was dead. Oh, my God. You just reenacted in this kill.

No, no, but you're not listening. I was really scared. Like, I'm not trying to tell you. I was terrified. I don't want nobody die in front of me, let alone. Tommy Mottoe. You know what kind of. I had one of the kind of things.

It wasn't with Tommy Motola. Who was it with? One of my men from my block. He caught the Heinleck? You can't catch the Hyndick, Joe. No, he went, you had some. He had a, um. Seizure?

Some, it was somewhere that mixed with something. Like he went, I lost them. He was driving? No, no, no. I lost him for a minute. Like, he left for him. Driving? Listen, he come, he used to drive me home.

I used to give him bread to drive me to the crib. He'll come pick me up one day. He go get to apple juice. He come out, he's like, yo, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Now, we're going over the hill. We're going to get on the sawmill. We're going to get on the, um, spraying, I think.

Now we go, Wyoming, got a lot of ills like San Frant. Right. He go over, come down. Now,

out of nowhere, he buses a new and goes back up. And I'm like, his GPS telling me with traffic over, I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Now he starts, like, talking about the 86 bets. He starts blacking out or he's not there. Now I'm like, oh, Lord, please, Lord.

Oh, shit. Look, he's on, he's in the driver's side, though, I'm in the passage. Now I'm praying 75 all fathers. Bish me at Lodge. I'm doing everything.

I'm scared. Yeah, like you. This is worse than Tommy because he's on the wheel. You over pancakes. He's on the wheel. Right. Me, look. And he started going like, uh, he's talking gibberish.

Oh, my God. I'm saying, please, Lord. I'm looking at him. I'm looking at the thing to put it in park. I'm saying. me, I contact the day for Park. I call his name one time's loud. Now he came back.

Yo, kids, what's up? When soon as he did that, me, pop. Soon as I threw it in Park, he stepped on the cat. He would have went into the bill. Are you kidding me? Now people's honking, eh. They see him as me. Yo, kiss, you are I?

I'm trying to come. Yeah, good. I really not, though. Oh, my get out. I go around, I get him out, unbuckle his seatbelt, put him, get him out the car, put him in the passenger. Get in. Now I'm trying to, like, he going in and out. Hey, yo, what's your wife?

To the hospital? Listen, what's your wife? What's your wife? Keep asking him his wife number, and then he finally got it. I took him to his wife. I wiped his sweater. I was half. I was discobble lady.

And then I, but he didn't know. He was probably having a stroke. wife, he didn't know nothing, he didn't know what that. You said the apple juice, I thought maybe it would be like a diet. Diabetic, yeah, yeah, maybe. No, he got some other, you know, a lot of people, even with my mom. Oh, shout out to St. John's, the nurses on the fifth floor and the eighth floor. You love you, girl.

Yeah. A lot of times when you go, when you don't take your medicine, it could cause like a, some shit. Yeah, you got to take your medicine. You got to take your medicine. That's one of the biggest killers is when people, you're diabetic, but you still want to act like you're not. diabetic. Yeah. That's what fuck my brother up.

He walking around like he ain't diabetic. I'm like, you're June. Did you take your medicine? You're diabetic. Then he's over here. He won't type of cakes and shit. I went to, uh, what we did, the 50th anniversary of hip hop in Yankee Stadium. I went to, we had a sweet.

Yeah. So my brother's diabetic. The guy who takes care of him is diabetic. I walk up in that bitch. They're having cakes and regular salt. I'm like, we're in-in-in-in-in. I'm looking down like, like, yo, these dudes want to. die.

Shout out the Thor. They're trying to kill himself. I sat next to my brother. I said, I was so happy that day, but I sat next to him, but I was like, I see yo Joe. He was like,

yo, Joe. I was like, what the fuck you doing drinking Pepsi's and cake? And cake. No, he was on it. On it, on it, on it, on it, on it. And, you know,

that's the worst thing you could do is like lie to yourself. Like, you take your medicine, man. It's a lot of people like that. There's people like, that are bipolar. Yeah.

Right? That they don't like how the medicine feels and then they don't take the medicine and they... And they bugged the fuck out. Yeah. You know?

Damn. You was shook. Boy, I would have been shook. Yeah. Well, you knew something was wrong. Yeah, he went out on me and started talking about the... They started talking J.D.9 Metz

and shit like that. It was crazy. He started going to the hip. Wow. And he hit the hip... Hip-div-div-div-div-up. And he hit the gas. That boy Kiss was trying,

yo, this is an art. He had to figure out where to throw that shit on park. Yeah, he was looking. He was just thinking, but you need that moment. Okay, at what time am I going to do the fucking? Save my life. You saved your life.

He's on his bitch and dive over. Put the bitch on park. Soon as I throwing him park. His wife knew he was bugged out. When you brought him a bugged out, he was at a thing. He ain't bugged out. But she knew he had the thing.

Yeah, yeah, she took him. Well, if he was doing the apple juice, I'm going to say he was diabetic, so he's probably going into shot. Low blood sugar. So his coherency was probably off because he's doing the apple juice probably to bring the sugar level.

I'm diabetic once on that shit happened to me. Because when you take your medicine, you got to eat. Yo, diabetes is a trick, man. The fucking insulin, if you don't eat, then you go into a coma. So you got to eat. So he's almost like it keeps you fat.

But that's not the point. The point is I take the medicine. I'm going to the... You're like the... You're like the... You're not your side. Thank you, sir. Yeah.

I'm on my way to a restaurant and then at that point my sugar drops. Right. And sometimes you don't even know how to tell people. So I had to run in the store. Orange juice. But that shit was feeling, that's probably one of the worst feelings I ever feel. Because it's too much sugar. No, no, no.

This shit was low. Once I drank the orange juice, I was okay. But when it dropped, that's one of them feelings if you're not diabetic, nobody, they can't. You do not want that. Drop it. Oh, okay. I mean, they go.

You do not want that. That shit is some real shit. You know what I'm saying? Tell us about the Christmas joint you got going on. Oh, okay. It's called Worst Christmas Ever. It's a comedy. It's family, you know what I'm saying?

It's a clean cut movie, but it's about love. You know, it's about a guy who, you know, was going through a divorce doing the holidays. And he's trying to decide if, you know, can you get the family together for the sake of the holiday? And, you know, we got to make the right choice, family over everything. You know what I'm saying? The kids are coming in and the feelings are weird because the wife is moving on

and he ain't moving on yet. So I think it's a really fun vibe. And then also there's a lot of comedy and then obviously, you know, I do that very well. Man, let me tell you something. How do you feel about, you've been with your wife 24 years? How do you feel about your wife or her friends getting divorced

and they're sitting down together talking that divorce shit, that misery love competition? Yeah. You know, to me, I think Man, she come back like she's fully charged with that. She's made, arrows, all the type of shit. Rockets. Bitchy ain't shit.

They all ain't shit. They're getting divorced. It's epidemic. Yeah, it's tough, man. Like, to me, I think, um, the thing is, is just keep your, keep your house private, bro. You know what I'm saying? You can't, like, I'm very select about what I'm putting on social media, what I'm letting access get to because once you start putting people in your house, they're in your house.

Yeah. And they start affecting. Yeah, they get to change the attitude of your house or the altitude of your house, right? And so to me, I think private should be private. Like, I hate how people put so much personal stuff on social media. Like, if me and Jada got a beef, I'm going to talk to Jada. I'm not going to go on social media and then say something. And then Jada got to go on and then come back.

I'm old school. I'm like, yo, we on some man shit. Like, yo, man, I thought. And it might not even be an issue. It might be some misunderstanding. He ain't even seen. Now it turned into something because Jay, the cousin called your Bill talking reckless. You see what I?

It just keep building. Let me tell you something. They offered me all types of money to have like a reality show. But I knew I wouldn't have a wife after one seat. Nah, no. Because, you know, I'm a type. I go, yeah, you know, this, this, that. And I walk away and be like, bitch.

Like that shit on camera? Oh, yeah, you done. You're done. You cooked. You cook. You do that shit to yourself. You know, you walk away. You know, what happened?

You don't have fucking. I'm done. You've done. I'm cooked. Yeah, yeah. And that's when the cousins get involved. And everyone starts having, you know, opinions about your personal life, right? And to me, it kills love.

It kills love. But also, too, it's that, you know, I think as men, you know, I think we have to protect the crib. You feel me? And then you get a chance to. create your home, how you want your home. You do your job. You go out, you be the best Joe, you be the best Janet. Then you come home and then you be the best at home, right?

But they can't be blended. It's no different than Schwarzenegger, I mean, is your job. And you go home. When I go home, I'm Jason. There you go. Yeah, but Swanson Nago was fun. Yeah, but he was knocking the bait off. I thought that's what I mean.

Horsonagena. He was fucking Milagra. He told you. I'll be back. Let me use the rest of one. Okay, yeah, yeah. I think, Hey, Joe, you left your money, man.

You go into the strip-up. You know he could. I got... Oh, shit, he dropped the fucking... He dropped the... He dropped my laws on it. I thought it was this. I didn't see when he dropped

Montagnettonio over there. Holy shit. You put his whole shit. Look, I see it. I put everything like this shit. I thought he dropped something light. I'm about to hold it for. He dropped the fucking Mickey Rudy.

Oh, shit. I thought I was no anyone who came outside with those. He got the Mickey Rudy. He paid for everything cash. Yeah. Drop the Mickey Rooney. You all your money right there. You just dropped your wallet.

I looked over there. You dropped the old fucking boat there. I thought you just dropped that. You dropped that Bentley. You're going to the Monica and those shit. You're treating. No, no. going like this, I'm going on some shit.

Monica's shit. I know you told me. Man, Andy, I look like I'm in the fucking Swiss. Watch. I'm going to look like a stupid hero. As tonight, I've been waiting a whole year for that.

Then I was trying to figure out how I'm going to bum rush or sneak in with my wife. I would have did it with me and you could have did it perform together. It made it much more easy. Bro. So the point is I've been dying to go. I was going no matter what. But I didn't have no seats.

And then they call me and say, yo, we want you to perform. And I said that's even... And I want to sneak in my wife, her best friends, and shit like that. Fat Joe performing live, but I'm coming in there looking like a mother-of-fucking movie up in that bitch. You're going to go get it? Because the story is, 20 years from now, they're going to be like one time during the holidays. Granny and Monica was on tour, and they went to Brooklyn, and they brought out Fat Joe and boy. Yeah, you got to do it.

He come out in that white cocaine fendi for a laser looking like he's floating in that bitch. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you got to do a big. You know, it got to be like that. That's an everlasting moment. With the goggles on them coming with the goggles and shit. Oh, that's how you doing it?

No, I'm acting up. That's why, you know, I brought out the, you know, that would be artillery. You know what I'm saying? We got to shine. You're a fly dude, though, Joe. I give you your flabbles, man. you always had a crazy swag about yourself.

Two minutes. Listen, Eddie Murphy, have you seen the documentary? No, I have not. I'll have to. Everybody says phenomenal. Everybody says phenomenal. Again, anything with Eddie Murphy, any stories with Eddie Murphy? Because I'm on the Eddie Murphy, man.

I did not realize how much I loved them until I've seen this doctor. You know, I'm the guy they threw out of the movie theater. When Raw came out. Oh, I was about to say. You know, they're doing it. I thought he was about to say they wanted him for 48 hours. I thought he was about to say that shit, too.

Let me tell you something. Eddie Murphy Raw, the whole projects, it was a hundred of us. And I'm talking about garrulic, bums. We all, we had that adolescent bum shit. Right. Guys sneaking in the movie theater with 40-on-ths and all that.

Weed, 40-a-old. Like, it's the most ghetto pissed-smelling fucking movie theater you ever seen in your life. I got a quick hit him. All the 100 of them. Right. I'm the only guy got thrown out the movie. I was laughing. I'm a son.

No, that I haven't. We had soul. Oh, my God. See before you laugh too much. Those is smoking. Me and Stiles. They kicked this out. What?

Me, Stows, and Kay. They kicked us out. We woke up. Cracked, the whole Bay Plaza was empty. The movie theater is the parking lot. Y'all was high open the door. That mean people had to see you sleeping on the staircase, all of that. We opened the door.

And y'all was already the lock? Y'all was already the last. We didn't have a album out yet, no. We was about to be poppy. And then we, our dudes came around one last time. They was about to go home. The whole shit was empty. It was no more workers, no more people there.

God damn. That Ubani. God, too. Bouda. Buda. That's not poppy pooh, nigga, you smoke that shit. Let me tell you something.

I'm in the house with my motherfuck to smoking. And they smoking so much. And that secondhand smoke is real because I'm watching BET. And they got my man. What was my man? Lavelle Crawford. Lavelle Crawford.

The man looked like a human Eminem. Yeah. He had some suit on. He was so fucking fat. His head looked like I thought the Eminem was talking to me. Like Eminem and Peanut? Yeah. I thought the shit was the Eminem and Peanut.

But talking to me, he was like, you know, crack is a hell of a drug. I was like, oh, ah! That wasn't we. That's not me. I never smoked. But I'm telling you, it was like you in the studio and that 20 guys are smoking. I'm looking at him. He looked like a human M&M.

He had a suit on. His head was when he was like, crack. You know, I'm tired of smoking crack. I did, yo, this was the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. Yo, Bill Bellamy, thank you, man. This ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracking kiss.

Make some noise for our guests. Bill. Thank y'all, man. I love y'all, man. Appreciate it. Nice to Gary, brother. Hey, guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers.

I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.

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you just understood. That's how personal it got. Wow. Then after that game seven, Mark keep coming to you. He's like, you know I love you, dog. You know, it's all love.

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