The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Knicks-Pacers Game 3, Travis Hunter's marriage + HAPPY BIRTHDAY JADA!
Episode Date: May 27, 2025Fat Joe and Jadakiss react to Jalen Brunson and the New York Knicks coming back to win Game 3 against Tyrese Haliburton's Indiana Pacers in the Eastern Conference Finals of the NBA playoffs. Joe and J...ada also discuss No. 2 NFL Draft pick and former University of Colorado star Travis Hunter getting hitched right after getting his bag, Kai Cenat schooling athletes on handling women with expensive taste, the upcoming musical and the upcoming festival circuit including LL Cool J's Rock The Bells. 3:30 - Joe & Jada react to Knicks' Game 3 win 15:00 - Travis Hunter getting married 32:30 - Rock The Bells & the music festival circuit (Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.) Visit your nearest Boost Mobile store or https://promo.boostmobile.com/webuiltanetwork/ytb/ #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Now, it's obvious.
I thought you was going to beat me to the old Nick paraphernalia.
No, no.
It's all good.
Once we get a win
When we win, somebody got to throw the hammy, the Jeff Hammy,
or even we both got to come in with the hammy or somebody got to represent it.
I was going to come. Humbly, though.
No, I'm humbly.
Look, lately one thing I've noticed about this podcast,
they've been really questioning my humbleness out there.
I'm very humble, but, you know, I just like to find the things in life.
And if I pray to God for the final things in life and the man bless me,
don't be mad at me.
I'm trying to show you the way.
I'm trying to tell you all.
All can achieve greatness.
Through God and through hard work.
But listen to this, man.
Because I was coming in my assholes,
like a satin-knit-jacket
with the fucking big Dr. Suits hat,
the socks.
He was going to be a fanatic.
He was going to fanatic.
I was coming straight.
I might paint my face half the hat.
Yo, Jada, man, you saw the game like me.
Tell me what you saw last night.
Yesterday I humbled myself.
Like I told you, we had to be.
myself.
You've been warming.
All our Knicks fans, the whole 7th Avenue.
Yesterday was a different watch for me because I had to do,
I had to do Sousa Knoxia.
So I was watching some of the game inside the Sprinter.
I was watching some for my section.
Humming.
I'm getting texts from the crib and down 20.
I'm like, oh, no, I mean, I had to breathe.
Yeah, Wosha.
Then I started seeing the comeback.
I ain't get to watch it fully until I went to.
home, but I watched the whole thing because, you know, they play the game over.
I see Kat went off in the fourth quarter in the second half.
We played nine players, you know what I mean?
Tibbs is listening.
We switched to start in five.
We threw Mitch in there.
We bought Josh Hart off the bench, which was good, you know what I mean?
Mid-series adjustments is where we needed.
We went in there, grabbed the win.
If we grabbed two in Indiana, I'm doing all that shit.
You just said the half-arid face.
I'm coming with the suit on.
on the Mike Ball, one of Clyde Frazier blazes.
Yo, Clyde, let me get one of the blazes.
Give me one of the cow-hot.
Let me get the craziest shit in Clyde's closet.
Yeah, Clyde, give me the cow-high tuxedo three-based shit.
I think so crazy.
I might need him to match me.
Give me the plaid with the colorful land-skinned pants.
I wasn't working yesterday.
I flew in from Vegas.
I sat home and stared at the TV for three hours before the shit even came.
Yo, come on.
No, I'm just, what you want me?
It wasn't all.
Which you was looking at that?
Just the screen?
Just the screen, man.
Poltergeist?
Poltergeist.
Listen, I'm looking at the screen.
I'm waiting.
They couldn't get here fast enough.
I ordered some Popeye's chicken.
Real fat boy shit.
You know what I'm saying?
With the rice, the rice got the beans in it, too.
Right?
It's all right.
I'm just trying to tell you.
Hot sauce.
Then got to have some hot sauce.
So I'm sitting, I'm looking at the screen,
and then I noticed the coaching adjustments.
Now, everyone knows who follows me on IG
that I love Coach Tibbs.
Well, he's been getting coached the fuck out of here.
This whole thing, this whole series, was fucked up coaching.
I'm just going to keep it a buck with you.
The numbers don't add up.
You got 12 guys on Indiana getting rest coming into that game.
We got seven if that, right?
He got sham it.
He got a bunch of guys' dogs, the rail right on the bench.
He got dogs that, I mean, do stepped up, right?
But the point is, I was mad for three quarters.
I was mad.
You came out, right, though?
No, no, but I was very angry with Carl Anthony Tau for three quarters
because he's a big man.
And pause what I'm going to say,
but you got to get in there bump and grind, bro.
every single time
it can't be at the fucking three point lot.
You can pause to the legendary
You gotta...
I don't like to use that word.
I'm just using my eyes.
All right.
What I'm saying to you is,
yo, listen, no, no, I'm saying the truth.
Back in the day,
big man would post up.
Now, if this was back in the day...
The game change, crap.
Hold on.
Stretch fire.
If this was back in the day,
Carl Anthony Towns will have 40 points every game.
Because he's a big man
they can't stop him.
He's even getting the AM one
or he's going to the line.
It's like it's unstoppable.
He got to bump bodies down there, bro.
It's different games,
a different time.
I hear you.
They don't call.
He don't get no fouls,
oh, that's a fact.
He don't get no,
he gets the minimal calls
and everybody playing in the playoff.
Shout out my lawyer,
Jeff, Jeffrey Lipman,
you know, the guy beat the John Gotti cases.
No doubt.
Shot those are all good lawyers.
But he's a real Nick
fan and he's like hitting me up and he don't complain he's staying store but he's like yo i think
these refs is trying to you know and i got a couple of them texas everybody was like yo my man ephilly
was like yo these refs i didn't see it last night like the refs one-sided but all my people
was hitting me like yo the refs is is fucking up the game but carl anthony town comes through
like i knew he could this is a five-time all-star he should be dominated
in the game he's a big man.
One thing I learned about Brunson being in
the foul trouble was that
we move the ball more
when he's on the bench.
Brunson, I mean, we're not here.
If it ain't no Brunson, we're not
in the Eastern Conference final.
He's missed the clutch. But be
clear, when he's not in there.
He needs a rest sometime. We need to do
some thing. You got to move that ball around because
everybody's quite, oh, gee's incredible.
Right? McCall Bridges,
I still want more from him.
They say, Joe, every game he gives you 20 quiet.
Well, give me 30 loud.
Give me 30 loud.
There's no way he's going to get that much
unless somebody's hurt or somebody's out.
He's getting the fourth or fifth shots.
They got to go through Brunton, Mr. Clutch,
then Kat, OG, then he get the ball.
You know, if he, you're looking for the other bridges,
but he was getting more touches when he was on the nets.
I mean, I get it.
In Phoenix, he was third after book and CP.
My thing is just we trapped ourselves into a game seven every game.
Like right now, last night.
You're gritty, man.
We ain't going to, all our wins is going to be ugly.
Face it.
We got to come back from a deficit.
We got to be up and then down and then close.
I don't want to why.
I'm tired of.
We ain't going to have none of them fairy land wins.
Nick fans.
Nick fans.
Really?
Nick fans, 40 years old and older.
Are you tired of watching the game
with your high blood pressure medicine right there?
Your EKG kid, your fucking...
EpiPen.
Your EpiPen.
These motherfuckers got the epipen out.
Like, why is it we got to catch a fucking heart attack?
That's New York.
Watching a win.
It's New York, man.
Man, listen, it's nothing easy.
There's nothing going to never be simple for us.
Branson comes back in after five hours.
cold this ice,
starting laying them shots down.
We made all our free throws.
Thank God we made that adjustment.
If you really look at this series,
we're supposed to at least be up
to one because the first game was ours.
Right?
They blew that shit.
I don't even, I still...
Don't think about it.
Don't think about it.
Don't think about it.
Bad jujuice.
All right.
No, no, no.
I'm going with the good.
I'm going with the good.
If we win one more,
you run it down the street.
I can't promise.
If we win another one in Indy,
Yo, they're going to paint you orange and blue.
But naked down, Seth, ass.
I'm taking it down.
If we win the chip, I'm running down the shit, butt naked, orange and blue.
Make way, orange and blue, but naked, southern black.
Paisy Joe, he did it again.
Oh, shit.
Yo, this shit is crazy.
Yo, they try to silence the lambs.
Yo.
Yo, they try to silence the lambs.
They took two in the world.
What fuck is this?
about, man.
If we win another one in Indy,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
It's gonna be crazy, though.
Listen, you're right.
We gotta humble ourselves.
We went too crazy.
But you know what I noticed is?
And shout out to Mitch, though.
I gotta get Mitch Robertson and fly out.
Mitch, you all holding.
You know what I mean?
Healthy Mitch?
Coming in changing.
You're changing shit.
Healthy Mitch is a big situation out there.
I love Mitch.
But let me tell you what I've been meeting
because it's,
some reason I've been traveling, you know, we're doing shows, Vegas, this, Miami, everything.
I've been meeting new people coming up to me talking about, y'all, I'm a new Nick fan, right?
And I'm like, what do you mean?
And they're like, your city's going so crazy on TikTok and Instagram.
But the way they love the Knicks, I want to love the Knicks.
Like, yo, just strangers are coming up to me like, yo, because of the way y'all going all out for the Knicks,
They want to be a part of that shit
Yeah, that's ill that you say that
I don't know, I think
It's my old neighbor
I don't know how long he lived in my
In my home, coldest at the house
To the right
To the right
By the way, if you think Jada broke
Y'all got this fucked up
They don't fucking think I broke
No, no, no, no, no
They get mad at me
You got that's real fucking thought
Listen, they get mad at me
Because I say I don't want to go coach
They get mad at me because I say
yo, I like to find the things, the good shit.
Oh, Jay, this is so humble.
This motherfucker rich as shit.
Go fuck yourselves if you think he...
Don't listen to this guy.
Oh, he's such a nice humble.
Get the fuck out of here.
Listen, he got cold the sacks.
He got cold the sacks and shit.
He is out of his window, man.
The sprinter is outside the crib.
Wait for me.
I come to get in.
I've been living there maybe five, six,
seven years, I think.
I ain't sure.
Now, I'm cool with pretty much everybody, but the house over there.
I never really seen them.
I don't know.
I think my son broke the car.
He broke something.
I had to pay for the ring.
I had to do some shit.
So it wasn't, it's not bad blood, but it's no blood.
Yesterday, for some reason, getting in the sprinting, he's walking his dog, little Kirby.
He got the Knicks hat on him.
How about the Knicks?
Me, this guy never spoke to me.
The Knicks do something.
I said, this is crazy.
You nice.
Before I responded, I'm like,
this the guy who never said high in 10 years?
I'm like, all right, let's go, baby.
Let's get a win.
The camaraderie in New York City is out of control.
Travis Hunter just got married.
I don't really like to talk about that kind of stuff,
but you gave us a story from your neighbor
how something happened.
He had a nice, you know,
hundreds of million dollars lick.
They invited the neighbors over, toasting, hitting the thing.
The next day, he gets the slip.
So you don't like to talk about it, which I agree with you,
but you want to line me up to talk about.
No, no, no.
I just want.
What do you think about Travis Hunter and his babe, you know, get mad.
What do you, what does Jadikis think about that?
I wish you the best.
I wish my success in the NFL and much success in marriage.
I just don't believe these days in truth.
true love no more.
So I don't believe in true love.
I don't believe in true love no more like that.
Meaning that back in the days the love our parents had or the love we at least,
the last sprinkle of love we had is different now.
So now.
Everything's microwave.
No, everything's a business agreement.
Instant is.
You get married.
You got to sit down.
I watch and it's on a thing.
I watch this thing on Netflix, Ocho Cinco and his girl.
who I always thought they loved each other to death.
And they brought the lawyers before the wedding.
And the wedding was called off because they was like,
I want a piece of your show.
You want a piece of my show.
I want a this.
It just turned straight business.
And so what I'm saying to you is that unfortunately,
especially a young athlete,
the stigma is not true because John Beasin's my brother.
He's a real smart guy.
But the stigma around young athletes is they know how to play
the fuck out the sport, they ain't that bright.
And so the girls zero in on them.
No, no.
It's not that bright.
They're not that bright. They book smart and they're athletic when it comes to.
They're not loved smart.
Yeah, because they're gym racks.
They've been in the gym or the field or the classroom.
They haven't been on Broadway.
The census is, God bless Travis Hunter, but my common sense say this won't end right.
He's going to end up for a war.
No pre-knuck, this ain't going to end right.
And so that's the point where that's your son, that's your nephew, that's your best friend.
This might be real love, though, crap.
No pre-num, mean.
What was the last time we saw real love in this generation?
Like, you could say real love, unless, unfortunately, unless you both is broke and you coming up together,
and she get a good job and you get a job and we buy the crib together.
and we do it together.
Other than that,
if you're a guy with 100 M's and all that
are a chance to say
you fucked and big time,
and let me tell you something,
somebody should have jumped in front of the barrel.
Do anybody got something to say?
Somebody should have jumped in front of the barrel early,
like an uncle and nephew.
We hate those people,
but at least let it be known.
I got a friend, right?
Which I can't really talk in too much detail.
But I got a friend.
friend who was once married and, you know, they got him.
You know what I'm saying?
They got him for his paper and all that.
You know, his ex-wife got him.
She took most of the bread.
He was back, fucked up, this, that,
crawled out the dungeons.
Crawled out.
Out the dungeon.
When I say dungeons, look, when you go pick up your man and he got the Hitler mustache,
yeah, come on.
The big shit like this, he don't even look like, you know, he's all fucking.
When you go up there, he got the quarterfield.
Now, you know the big shit, I guess.
When you come pull up and you're like, you're like,
damn, bro.
Like, what happened?
Speaking of my, I don't like how would you call him from Indiana.
Somebody on the pace is that look like Ron from different.
Yeah, I don't know.
Shepard.
I was like Benjamin Shepin.
He got a rifle, though.
He got a rifle, though.
But I ain't how he looks like Ron.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I don't like a bunch of the Indiana guys by him right there,
the guy who come up in there to ruffles and feathers.
He's round from a different world.
That's what I mean, that mustache.
That mustache.
You got rich.
See how you thought your man was.
No, I don't know that, but my man was fucked up.
So we encourage him, sure enough.
He gets back on his feet.
He starts making a bunch of money again.
And he's ready to rekindle an old flame.
or you went back?
Yes.
Listen, listen, but my thing is
I had,
because everybody's talking
behind his back,
you got your crew,
I got mine.
Everybody, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I had the boss to pull over
on the West Side Highway.
He's gonna know I'm talking about him.
And I said, yo,
they left you fucked up already.
Are you sure you want to do that?
Nah, Joe, I know what I'm doing,
this and this.
I said, bro.
I picked you up with the quarterfield.
Nah, you know the mustache, the shit.
You know the shit like Shepherd from Indiana,
that big old, the fucking free cheese.
Mustache, you remember them black cheese shits?
That thing got that shit right there, right?
So I'm like, yo, check this out.
I said, you should, I wouldn't have been a real one.
I wouldn't have kept the real with myself, with my DNA.
So I had to be, he said,
nah, I got this, this, and this now.
Are you sure?
I just want you to know, I'm bringing this up at this time
just so that you know that, you know, I'm not just going with,
I'm just trying to, but, nah, Joe, I got this.
Everybody's happy.
It's cool.
You know what I'm saying?
But these guys, they want to spend that,
they want to rekindle that old flame.
I don't know what to tell you.
It just ain't safe no more, man.
To get married and shit like that, that shit ain't safe.
You need old music in the back right here.
Where's the love?
No, no, that's what I'm saying.
Because once you coming in the game, you know what I'm saying?
He's just a dunking cup, but it's Kiss Cafe in here, baby.
That's right, baby.
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We got rewinded 10.
Why fight the time?
Why you can rewind the time?
Why look 53?
Why you can look 43?
Why look 43?
Why you can look 33?
If your wife says she likes you with that gray beard, she's lying, guys.
Get in the game.
Get your stride.
Back, rewind the time, Sally's Beauty, CBS.
Yo, listen, Kaj Sinai, right?
He must have...
I think Travis should have called Kai.
Oh, yo, he ain't go to the school of Kai.
No, he didn't go.
He ain't go to the school of time.
But you know what also that tells me about Travis?
He ain't got real people around him as much as he did.
Somebody has...
He got to call Prime.
He got your door.
You definitely...
They told them.
No, they love him, but in the...
I think Prime...
him down and gave him all the games that he needed.
Shout out the coach, Brian.
Well, you know, I love Brian.
He treated him like a son.
I know he gave him, I know he gave him all the tools and the resources.
Let's move forward.
That he needed.
So I could talk about the funniest shit I've seen since like Dave Chappelle.
This guy, Carson, not, has a class for athletes.
The audience is athletes making $100 million, $50 million, this and this and that.
And what not to fall for with like bad chicks.
and baddies and all that.
So they got a girl acting like she, you know,
and then you got a guy.
So she calling them like, hey, babe.
Shoot a shot.
They're not in front of the classroom.
Hey, babe, you know, I'm at the more, you know,
I've seen this watch, you know,
and I cannot leave the mall without this watch.
This is my, it's this speaks to me, this, that.
And then she goes, you know, I need to see if you can wire over $60,000.
Just $60,000, babe, this.
So they jump out.
Whoa, whoa, wait.
a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, hold up, let her talk some more.
She goes, he goes, what kind of, you ask her, what kind of what?
She says, what kind of watch?
And she says, AP.
He says, this is your out.
You absolutely hate APs.
You can't see her with APs, this.
So he's teaching the guy and the girl's like, yeah, well, but I need, I like AP, this
and this and that.
And they start telling them, yo, tell her your shit is maxed out.
Like, you know, you already spent this week's money.
It's done.
And she said, damn, some guys got me like that before, this, this, that.
I mean, they're giving classes on how not to get got by a chick.
I think we need to.
Oh, no.
I should be man-n-needed.
I thought it was brilliant.
Like, I'm watching the shit.
I'm dying laughing.
I'm like, yo, this shit is brilliant because, you know, guys out here, they're getting gotten.
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Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds.
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Let me ask you a question, right, now that I'm talking about it.
I wouldn't say you because you've been married a long time,
but what's the foulest shit a chick ever did to one of your men's?
Oh, man.
No, no.
No, I need it, though.
I need it from the top.
I can't enter this realm.
I just know.
I know somebody that's on.
I can't even say.
It's a lot of, you know, just be.
Can we hear one?
I can't.
I don't.
I don't.
This is too serious and detrimental to,
you know what I mean?
Just watch.
Lose your money.
Don't lose your mind.
They don't lose your money even.
Or your mind.
So don't lose nothing, man.
Watch your fucking,
you know what I mean?
Watch your back, young athletes.
Well, I've,
I've had a young girlfriend
way before
that, like I had a serious girlfriend.
And I was in the hood.
I ain't this before I ever thought
I was gonna be Fadjo, the rapper.
And every single guy
ever had beefing. I'm like, yo,
Black Tone, I'm gonna get him.
Yo, Chagito, I'm gonna get him.
All that shit.
Chagito.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody from the hood and I'm gonna dis, this, that.
So I break up with the girl,
and they hit me, yo, crack.
She went Chagito.
Sorry, she just walked out the spot with Chagito.
Yo, yo, yeah,
you crack.
Blackton, he smashed the shit.
They know how to get you back.
They'll fuck all your enemies.
It's just the truth.
And when I say enemies,
and then once they finish with the enemies,
they'll fuck your friends.
Turn them in the enemy.
Oh, it's bad out here, man.
So this many years ago,
but that's the foulest shit ever happened to me.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't got to use one of my friends.
I got friends too much shit doesn't happen to them.
You know, as far as me,
it's like, yo, I don't seen it.
I stayed the enemy in the battle.
It was like, damn, and you can't do nothing about it.
You just got to handle it and take it on the chin.
Yeah.
Character.
It's that time.
You know what I mean?
The weather is breaking.
It's touring time.
It's festival time.
It's a bunch of traveling.
There's a bunch of, you know what I mean?
But in our film, this is back season.
You know what I mean?
You got to go over that water.
You got to go to the events.
venues, you got to go to these festivals.
How do you feel?
I know you feel like I feel.
You love getting the money, but sometimes
you're just like, I'm tired.
Man, you got to understand.
And you don't like to fly, so.
I don't want to get nobody ideas because I got a movie I want to do.
But I don't know if it's not,
it's definitely because I'm older.
But, you know, when I get ready to go to a show,
I don't know why I feel like the crowd could smell me.
So not real talk.
So like, I can't take this guy.
No, I can't do a show.
No, I can't do a show without taking the shower, the perfume, duct, fly.
Like, I go through the motions before I go to the show.
So if you smell me by mistake, you're like, damn, this guy got that shit all.
Yeah, but when you over 50 and you're staying that mirror in that hotel room, you know, most rapists die in hotel rooms, artists.
Whitney Houston.
Um, all right, I keep it.
Listen, I'm just trying to tell you.
I got to go to the hotel.
Listen.
We didn't try to do.
No, no, I'm just trying to say that, have you ever had the moment where you look in the mirror
and you be like, I'm tired.
I wish I ain't had to do this shit right here.
Or have you had that?
Yeah, yeah, I feel like that sometimes.
But you know.
It's our job.
Yeah.
And so we out there to make people happy.
I want you to know as fans every time I,
I hit the stage.
I think about how hard you work
to buy a ticket,
what it was for you to get fly
to do your thing, this and that.
Both me and kiss, we both
journeymen in this game. So we
appreciate your support on
every level.
What you like more?
Touring or fast, you know, like the outside,
the big outside with the
I don't really tour no more. I don't know if
my body's built to
actually go on a
two month, three month tour.
I don't know if I'm willing to do that.
I do a lot of Friday, Saturday,
and Sunday, and then whatever else I pick up
during the week. That's what I do.
More spot dates, festivals,
concerts, you know, we'd be doing
the talking tequila or the barbie d's
or the, like, we just do all these
concerts where they got a bunch of artists.
Rock the Bells. I love what L.L. Cool J's doing.
Shout out the Rock the Bells.
You've been getting some bags with Rock the Bells.
Yeah, Rock the Bell's been,
Rock the Bell's been doing, they've been doing good to you.
They've been doing good by me and my family and my brothers, you know what I mean?
They've been throwing some bags.
El, been throwing some bags to the artists, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been, and nice bags.
Nice, nice.
You ain't even arguing.
Yeah, nice.
Nice.
No renegoti.
No renegoti.
Not too much renegoti.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just, uh, the stress of when we perform anywhere near where we from.
So every day
I see you with two guys
Every day you see me with two guys
Why won't we do a show with New York City
Three million hundred show up
You should have saw it
It looked like a million man march
If I knew you was in Saucco
Cuanco I was sitting on the couch
I'd have ran down in that motherfucker like
It would have been a fire
It would have been crazy
Listen I didn't know
I didn't know it was already crazy
It would have to take the roof off from you
Man, I fucking love Sasa Campreggo.
That's the old Jimy's.
Yeah.
You know, that's the house that, you know,
Big Punt Fat Joe built back in the day.
And so you had 300 people waiting for you.
Everybody from Yonkers.
Everybody from everywhere.
It looked in crazy.
Outside looked at just like inside.
I wish I could pull a Sprinter to the stage.
You know, that'd have it happen.
Get right out, get the mic close it and back out of that,
mother.
I'll tell you something.
there was maybe a hundred artists from the beginning of hip-hop
doing the 50th anniversary in Yankee Stadium.
Snoop Dogg, Lauren Hill, Nas, run DMC.
Do you know who had about 10, I mean, guys from special lead in fifth grade,
whoever you day, for the special leg classes from this.
When I tell you, I'm going to Yankee Stadium, which I was stressed out,
because I knew what I had to do there.
It was almost like a mini-versis.
It's the 50th anniversary.
I'm from the Bronx.
I got to pull this off on a legendary,
and they only giving me 20 minutes.
So it's like, I got to make this like,
so you know what type of stress I was in, right?
But as I'm going there, Yankee Stadium, it's calling me.
Two men?
10,000.
The whole entire South Bronx is waiting at the artist's interest,
and they're all saying they were.
Fat Joe.
With that Joe.
I pull up the Yankee Stadium.
I try to go into this other entrance.
I ain't going to lie.
I love the Yankees,
but it was a bit of maybe,
I don't even want to say that.
They gave me a hard time.
They didn't care that I was on.
You know,
don't go messing with Kot and I, Joe.
They was at the door, right?
So they was like,
yo, we don't care.
You got to go through there.
So I'm sneaking over there to try to go through
the entrance.
I see guys
I was a junior highway,
kindergarten,
the bodega guy,
the disc,
all at that door,
10,000.
And then you got real guys.
You got five mics.
You got the real crew.
You got every,
and I'm like,
oh my God.
I like almost
backed in the entrance.
Like I went in through there.
I came and I backed it.
Like, yo,
I mean,
people don't understand.
I can't take this.
We already stressed the fuck out
I hate that show.
And they're just waiting.
And then the thing with me is like, where are you at when I really catch beef?
Like, where you at every day when I'm arguing?
Where you at on a regular Tuesday?
Yeah, man, you come around like, y'all, I'm holding you down.
No, this is where we don't need holding down of any kind.
These are our fans who paid to come.
It kills me because it don't cost that much to get in.
Nah.
It's something.
It's something because...
It's something for you to feel like I got in.
Rich guys.
They want to know they can get in with you.
It ain't about the $20, $50.
Can somebody do studies and tell me, what the fuck is that?
If I walk in with you or the janitor, I'm still getting in.
What is it?
What do that?
Does it give you a sense?
How do it make you feel when you could have been within,
but you want to wait for me to pull up with mad people and walk.
in with me. What is that?
There is no room in the
section that you feel
happy is tight, is
fucking mad, is sweltering with
eat. And that's a good time?
I hate that shit. The king
of this podcast
shit to me is my brother
Noriega, Lefraxon.
When I tell you, I don't
drink, and any show
I got in Miami, his
Puerto Rican cousins come.
No, no.
Listen, you don't know where you have Black Hat Puerto Rican,
but the Puerto Rican's coming.
My man, Victor.
Let me explain, son to you.
They literally stepchild me and take over my section,
grab the bottles and be like,
yo, you ain't drinking this.
They know I don't drink.
They just house my shit.
It's 30 of them, and I'm sitting,
I'm performing live sitting on the corner.
If I'm lucky to have this inch of the couch to myself,
I love them.
They come, but they just come and take over my shit.
Like, yo, you know, they start grabbing the champagne, the ACE and all.
All right, you know, drink, you know, he don't care this.
Yo, I'm like, the entourage shit, is the entourage ever going to be dead?
Like, the entourage.
You're going to need some people to travel.
You got to, you need some people to travel with you.
But the people to travel in the entourage is four, five people.
They're going to a festival or going somewhere with four or five people, but back in the days,
Deepa like come with 40-50.
Fat Joe Teresquil come 40-50.
Is the entourage days over?
Or do we, are we fooling ourselves?
Because every time we show up.
Everybody, look, I think it's a thing.
When you first get in, you feel,
no, I'm bringing the whole block.
When you start seeing I go,
now I'm just, the hatchet comes out.
You're paying for bills.
You're doing dumb shit.
You start X in the morning.
Nowadays, my circle so small, it's a period.
Only God can fit me.
I've been trying to find the cast.
I've been trying to find the real shit you're saying on any other.
I'm trying to find the past code to get in my own circle.
So small, he forgot the past.
I forgot the past.
I still ain't get the privilege of the past.
It's only God in the period.
No.
Like I can't fuck with these people.
You said circle so small is only enough with some God.
Only God is in there.
I've been trying to crack the past cold.
So I can hop up in that shit.
That's how small that shit is.
Now, we can end it with this, right?
Because we're talking about some real shit, right?
We grew up, I'll take me.
I'm not putting you in this, but you could chime in, right?
But I grew up so poor that in the summer we had no AC,
we sleep on the floor because it's cooler down there.
You know, I wipe my ass with news.
paper, any type of poor shit you ever been involved with, I've been in there.
Right?
But what I'm saying, Jay.
The Lord is my shepherd.
Your Lord is.
No hoodie, huh?
But listen, what I'm trying to, I'm trying to set them up.
Right?
When they call you the greatest storyteller, you got to just put yourself in the scene of the crime.
Over the years, I worked my way out of that bum shit.
Over the years, I did whatever I could.
to come up out of it and teach myself ways to, you know, raise our kids.
You got two kids just graduated college.
You had to teach yourself to get up out of that mentality.
What I realized yesterday thinking to myself is I don't have time for nobody else
that ain't due to work on themselves to get out of that mentality.
If we still got guys talking about the same shit, they was talking about 10, 20 years ago,
I can't relate
I love you
I can't
I'm not in that
I'm not in that
we're not we not
said one time I had an argument
made rest of peace
with one of my friends
in the middle of
in front of my store
in 158
in Broadway
and I noticed
the driver of the bus
the whole fucking supermarket
the ladies in the nail salon
everybody was looking like
oh shit fat Joe's
out here arguing
in the middle of the street
And when I looked at everybody, I said, I said, you know what, man, you're the last motherfucker.
I'm going to argue with the middle of this truth.
You ain't big enough to be arguing with me.
You got everybody looking at me like, you ain't even that important.
But the problem is he couldn't get himself out of his own way.
And they stay stuck on that.
But at what point you say, yo, you know, they're not thinking like me.
I see you post a lot of subliminal shit on your Instagram.
That was not for people.
That's just for everybody.
But what be making you post that shit?
Because I mean, because you got to stay, you got to stay sharp.
You know what I mean?
Some, it's hard.
We're going to talk about this on another episode,
but it's hard being an artist coming from where we come from.
It's a lot of hands trying to pull you down.
There's a lot of arrows painted for, you know, a lot of barrels.
and I was pointed at you.
You got to learn how to navigate
and do the shit you're talking about.
Sometimes dudes ain't ready to evolve with you.
You got to, I mean, put the blink on.
And that's another, you know, listen, guys,
that's another job.
We'll save that for the next episode.
But another job is if you ain't built like that
and the guys come up from your neighborhood with you,
a lot of them are like friendly extortion,
they tough guys,
that they're holding you down or whatever
and one day you turn around and you realize
I can't get to the promised land
because these guys are scaring the bag away.
That's why you got so many murals.
That's why you got so many murals.
That's why, yeah, you become a mural.
You become rest in peace.
You want to be a mural?
They got a wall for you right there.
And it's so hard, that's incredible,
but it's so hard to shake those type of guys
to be like, yo, we can't do this no more.
I got to move on.
And I find a lot of artists, even the young ones,
got to deal with that too, where, all right,
you're the realist rapper, you're talking to all that shit,
but what about such a such block?
What about this crew?
What about the trays, the disc?
And they don't know how to shake them.
And unfortunately, that's when that RICO come in.
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I agree.
Happy birthday to you.
Ha ha!
Happy birthday.
To you.
Ha ha!
Happy birthday,
D.
J.A.
Why you had to put the age on the motherfucker, man?
They try to do you filthy.
What's this, the McDonoo's cake?
Make a win.
Welcome to the club, brother.
It was just happy to be here, man.
I got people that thought I was 37.
Y'all I suppose my fuck me up and put my real age on it.
Y'all fucking up.
I thought I was way younger than I here.
I thought he was way younger than that.
I thought he was like 38, 39.
Yeah, I'm just here, man.
Thank God to be here another lap around the sun.
I'm just happy to be here.
God bless you.
My brother, we appreciate you.
We love you, man.
And let's continue to make history, man.
Life is short.
Let's do the best.
The biggest.
Hey, guys, it's us.
The Jonas Brothers.
I'm Joe.
I'm Kevin.
And I'm Nick.
And guess what?
We created our own podcast called
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We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick.
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Just listen.
We don't care where you hear it.
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