The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss on squashing 50 Cent beef, Eminem's first NYC show & Big Pun joining Terror Squad
Episode Date: July 3, 2025Fat Joe and Jadakiss dig in the crates and share some legendary stories from their come up in New York City. They share memorable moments like witnessing Eminem for the first time when he opened for J...oe and Big Pun, the full story behind Pun joining Terror Squad, a young Jadakiss accidentally attending an unbelievable block party with Run-D.M.C., Rappin' Duke, and The Fat Boys, Joe and 50 Cent squashing their beef, Big Daddy Kane introducing the world to Jay-Z, and the battle between LL Cool J and Canibus. Along with the stories about hip hop legends, Joe and Jada share some wild stories from their teenage years in NYC, from causing chaos on Halloween night to an unreal confrontation between the Bronx and Brooklyn at a March of Dimes event. They finish off the show by picking their top-five posse cuts, including LL's "I Shot Ya (Remix)" and Craig Mack's "Flava In Ya Ear (Remix)." 05:00 - Suge Knight's place in hip hop history 12:30 - Jada attending AMAZING Run-D.M.C. block party 17:15 - Eminem opening for Joe & Big Pun 25:30 - Big Pun joining Terror Squad 35:30 - Throwback stories from their NYC blocks 1:03:15 - Top 5 posse cuts 1:12:30 - Joe squashing 50 Cent beef Katie Taylor and Amanda Serrano return to headline the most decorated boxing card in history, featuring 9 world champions and 21 titles on the line. Streaming LIVE Friday, July 11 on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/82035642#Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey guys, it's us
The Jonas Brothers.
I'm Joe.
I'm Kevin.
And I'm Nick.
And guess what?
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Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
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Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it.
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You know, I was there the first time in New York City we ever seen the M&M.
They was holling him by the back of his t-shirt so he don't fly off the stage.
He was just spitting so crazy.
A man, punt, we all looking at each other like, oh my God, who's this white boy?
That boy, he's crazy.
going.
Yeah, yeah, what up, y'all?
This is Joe Crack to Dawn.
It's your boy Jada.
You know what it is.
The Joe and Jada show, man.
What's up, y'all?
Yo, Jada, you got that fly shit on.
That's what you got, bro.
You got to stop fucking playing.
You bought that baby pastel out.
You know what I'm saying?
That Valenciaga.
That mint.
That mint, chocolate chip, mint.
Pepper, mint.
Let me tell you.
something boy he threw that shit on you know uh hip hop at his finest i've been in the game
professionally i would say 33 years how many years you've been in the game 20 something 20 something
and people don't understand i got an ill story with you you didn't even know about no i had an ill
story i might have saved you and you ain't know it right it was one time
I never forget.
We had a show in Chicago,
and then Chicago has said,
anybody come from out of town,
we robbing them. You don't remember that shit?
At one time, they was...
I could tell you who it was, but
you was there. When I walked in,
Jadikis was already there,
I walked in with extra jury.
I went, I went out there, you know, I got
a hole. Oh, I do, remember. We had a show.
We had a show one time in the shot.
Remember that? And that shit was... I don't know
if you knew that what was going on
behind the scenes, it really
was nothing to do with us.
It just, it was so...
We landed on Plymouth Farr.
Yes.
Yes, we landed on Plymouth Rock.
They had the pimp with the machine gun
under the fucking...
He was like,
um, on a wheelchair.
His shit got real crazy out there.
And I remember I seen...
Jada... And the guys from Chicago
salute
who was threatening everybody.
They were the first guys I saw when I walked in.
I had the stupid, I wore an extra jury because they was like,
yo, anybody coming here, we robbing them?
Streets was like, yo, I went over there with the dumb jury that day.
But, you know, I got the crazy, you know,
I got the crazy crew in Chicago, too.
They seen the seven-headed swordsmen that never come out of the house.
They was like, aye, this guy came in.
But, you know, thinking of terrifying events, you know,
really makes me think of one guy.
There's a historical figure in hip-hop.
And now that the man blind, he in jail, lost all his money,
people are like use his names and raps and all that.
But when Shug Knight had $300 million,
they were terrified of this man.
Shug was shaking shit up.
He was shaking shit.
Shaken or super shaken?
He was shaking shit.
The man goes,
I don't know, right?
Because the theory is,
I forget what movie it was.
I think it was Bronx there
where he said,
I'd rather be feared than love.
I used it in,
I shot you, right?
I'd rather be feared than love.
Do you truly rather be feared
than love in real life?
Because this man was so feared
that I don't know if I would feel good about myself.
You know, I went to an award show one time
and I ain't going to talk about
The Vibe Awards.
That was,
that would,
but I went to
an award show.
That was the craziest shit.
I was there.
I got,
that's one of the first awards
I ever got.
The Vibe of,
you was there?
Yeah.
When Shugnight walked in by himself.
He was,
he scared the whole place
with a cigar.
You want to talk about that?
Lisa Keyes running back.
She,
you know, she pulled me to the side.
Because I told this story before,
she was like,
yo, bro.
I was like, you know,
I worship you,
Alicia, but you did run past me
with the red dress.
Like, you know,
Russell,
Nick's,
all he did was walk in.
Everybody ran out the whole shit.
There was no violence yet.
Everybody was running.
Swiss was like,
yo,
she don't appreciate
how you put in the store.
I said,
no, she's my sister.
I worship her,
but she ran right past me
with the red gown on.
Like Russell Simmons
was tumbling over.
Like,
it was like the Great White Shock
was in the building.
They just let him out of jail.
He walked in his,
he didn't have a,
gun. His shit was a cigar. He was like this. The whole fucking awards. And I wasn't even
talking about that because I don't want to go into that one. Right. But by the fact, I felt,
right, because I'm only there with my wife. I think I'm there with Armaged and Tony. I wasn't
there with the goons. But it felt like saving Private Ryan or something. Like when you see
the guy in the middle of a war zone and somebody standing there and everybody's running.
getting, like, I'm standing there.
I see Norrie stood there
and it's just everybody was running for no way.
There's before the violence.
This is like the minute they saw him,
I'm talking about a whole other time.
I'm at a BET Award a summit.
Then we go to the after they got a restaurant that's open.
Got a thousand people in there.
The whole industry.
I'm not just talking about rappers.
Was in there talking.
It was loud.
It was this.
next thing I know the whole
restaurant is quiet
and I turn around
the whole restaurant emptied out
it was us eating
and Shug Nye sat down
in the table right next to us
him just walking in the restaurant
the whole restaurant ran out the restaurant
like
it was like they were so shook of this dude
everybody out there
that you know
I just he was like
what up big up
For some reason, he would call me all the time, big homie.
What up, big homie?
I'm like, yo, what's up?
Yo, this sat down.
We ate our food.
We left.
And people were just terrified of him on site.
I'll tell you this story that Koolandre told me.
Right?
So Koolandre super produces, my brother's terrorist squad.
They went to L.A. for a BMI award.
And when they went to L.A. for the BMI Award, there was a line going in.
So they stood on line thinking that's the line to go in.
So all of our favorite rappers and producers and all that was on that line.
As they were going in close and closer,
they realized at the front of the line was Shug Night.
And everybody was taking off their earrings politely,
their chains, their watches.
Just, no way.
Okay.
Okay.
No way.
You know Kool and J, they're telling you,
and I'm talking about,
yo, listen, Kiss.
Famous friends of ours,
you would never believe was on that line.
Famous friends was voluntarily on that line
running the Jews.
And so the line wasn't to the front door.
It was a line to Shug Knight.
Give me your jury.
So Kool and J look and they're like, you know,
they'll tell you they're not gangstice.
They were like, okay, we figured we get robbed.
They got the T.S chains on at Rolex.
They go up to the front, Shugnay.
He's like, each of them producers guys with Joey.
And then he was like, yeah, you know, Kool-in-Jay.
They was like, yo, you tell a big homie, man,
this all love, this and that, just walk in, this, this, this.
So they almost felt like they almost wanted to get robbed with everybody else
because everybody else was looking at him like the fix was in.
Like they was down with the shit.
Yo, I'm telling you had any run-ins with Shugnight that he tried to,
Like, say, yo, can I sign you or some shit?
Because Shug called Sheik Mom's crib when we was in like the, when we was young, right before, right when the bad boy deal was on the table.
Oh, before you signed a bad boy, he heard that you were signing.
Somebody, somehow he heard.
And we was in Sheik's crib watching video music box.
And Shug called his crib.
Luch must have been like, hold on coming.
it's fucking sugar on the phone.
So he's like, what?
And he like, I remember they said,
yo, we want to sign. They never even heard us.
They just must have, because Puff was about to sign us.
He's like, yo, y'all, y'all can get on a red eye at night
with how many people, however many people you want to come over here with,
like, a fly out at night.
Dada-da-da-da.
We thought about it.
He was like, we can't do that.
It wouldn't have been, when it was all set.
and done, it wouldn't have been a good look.
It wouldn't have.
It might have worked for the men,
but it probably wouldn't have worked overall for the, you know what I mean?
Now, you got to represent over there.
You're absolutely right.
You know.
But then after I got on,
after, you know, I'm in the game popping,
everywhere I would come, he would,
it's like,
as soon as I get my bags from baggage claim,
they was calling him.
And everywhere I had to be,
he was popping up.
You know what I'm saying?
He wasn't on no shit.
He was just, he was just everywhere I was at.
But it wasn't, he wasn't on, he wasn't, he wasn't on no type of time.
Definitely was.
I think he already had a relationship with D and him, so he knew, he knew I was going to go down.
He did have a relationship with D.
Yeah, yeah, he was, he had a relationship with him.
Yeah, he did.
And he was cool with Irv, too.
He was cool with a couple of people.
Pistol Pee was hanging out in L.A. with him everywhere.
Yo, these guys, this is crazy, man.
These guys hang out together, right?
This shit is nuts.
But I think about when we talk about hip-hop, right?
And, you know, I come from the birthplace.
So when I try to explain to people when we go into this.
Yeah, yeah.
But, yo, Jada, it's not my fault.
I'm born there.
Right?
So when you, you Muslim, you look at the Mecca where they're walking around the shit.
It's not my fault.
from that place.
Melly Mell lived in my neighborhood.
Grandmaster Flash live in my neighborhood.
Shah Rock, first female MC in my neighborhood,
Little Rodney C.
Ruby D. the first Latino MC ever live in my neighborhood.
Lubbock Starsky lived in my neighborhood.
All these guys lived in my neighborhood, Mr. Ness.
So I'm from the birthplace.
So when I talk in my shit,
it's kind of hard to argue with me
because I'm actually there.
Like, as a little kid,
when they see me, they go Little Joey.
That's Angels brother, Little Joey.
Smack me on the head.
Yo, I'll keep it moving.
It's like, that's how I grew up in hip-hop.
But I think about, I remember the first time I ever saw KRS One
was in Cortland Projects.
I'll shout out Sadat X.
And he had, he was this skinny.
He had this Bob Marley shirt on T-shirt with the fucking roster hat.
and he did the South Bronx.
I was mesmerized
this before we even heard it.
By the second time he did it,
the whole fucking jam was going
South Bronx, South, South.
We knew the song,
the second time he did it.
He did it one time by the second,
it was pandemonious.
Right?
I'm thinking of,
who did you see perform
for like the very first time
that you've seen him ever performed?
One time when I,
When I was little, my mom's came and snatched me off the block.
That's how I always like to say.
My mom's is responsible for my hip-hop career.
One time, late 80s, I'm chilling on the block.
You're playing high water, low water, when you got to jump over the rope and they keep raising.
So it's the whole block of summer day.
You know, a day in a summer day in New York is better than anywhere.
That's a fair.
The whole block is playing, is lit, it's beautiful.
My mom's come, get in the car.
Me.
Now, when they get in the car?
We, don't know what I'm saying?
Boy, get in.
Now I'm tight, and she's like,
you know, a couple of your men could come and ask their moms,
get in.
She bring me to Mount Vernon, Memorial Field.
Open the car door, say,
yo, when you get at this time,
meet me back here at the car.
I get in
the field
it's the fucking fat boys
stick a mile
shit was crazy
though I'm like
how the hell did she
then it was fat boys
it was rapping Duke
then run the MC
the hot or hot
that shit was crazy dog
run damn C
fat boys
rapping Duke
in the park
the best
that shit was
I'm like
how the fuck
it was no
it was no
it was nearly news papers
but I'm like
Who gave my mind the call that this shit was,
and that shit would probably change my life right there.
You know, you know, me and my brother, you know, my uncle Angel,
you know, he's a pastor now and all that.
But he had promised us he was going to take us to that concert
in Madison Square Garden that run DMC.
The one they say everybody put up the Adidas in the air.
Fresh, fetch.
We waited for him in front of the building.
Like, yo, let me tell youself.
When you see these movies,
of kids waiting for their father to come
and their father never come.
When I tell you, me and my brother
was looking at every fucking
headlight coming up the block
hoping my uncle came. He never came?
Nah, he never came.
And you know what? My uncle Angel, he wasn't even
like hip-hop like that. So
I believed him.
We sat in front of the projects
waiting for hours
and then all you can hear
is the legendary stories about
motherfucking lift up only a deep.
and all that, but maybe we was too young.
That shit also got, you know, people always like to say,
yo, hip hop started peaceful, but every block party I went to,
somebody pulled out a shotgun and robbed the whole park.
Or started a stampede.
Or starting a stampede, right?
So even at First Fest, no matter everything that happened,
they said, Brooklyn's in the house.
Like, you know, like, they were like, you know,
it was going down in that motherfucker.
They was throwing dudes over the whole shit.
So when it comes to first, you know, I was there the first time in New York City we ever seen the M&M.
And so he opened up for me and Pund at the Lyrus Lounge, the outsiders group out of New Jersey.
They brought him out.
And this man was, you knew he was special.
And all of me, dudes got dreadlocks and all that.
And he was so skinny, they was holding him by the back of his T-shirt.
He don't fly off the stage.
He was just spitting so crazy.
And me and pumped, we all looking at each other like, oh, my God.
Who's this white boy?
That boy crazy.
You know, I was at this thing called Zodiac 2.
I used to go to over there to City Highbridge now.
And so we used to go to that club all the time.
And I was there the first time I saw Biz Marquis bring out Big Daddy King.
Big Daddy King had the roster, had King go to the side, right?
And this is when hip hop was hip hop to where you could have been tough if you wanted to be tough,
but it was really about loving the hip hop moment.
So, you know, guys had the Benetton bags and all that shit.
And when that man said, Big Daddy came, went up there, he was like supercalifragalistic,
that gets me, I look goscious.
I literally seen dudes trying to run up the wall, like defy gravity.
This one used to be like, oh, oh.
And you whiling and shit like that.
Man, you know, I was there when Big Daddy Kane brought out Jay-Z for the first time.
It was in Manhattan.
Big Daddy King brought him out.
And Jay-Z started spitting.
And you knew he was special because at the time, J-Z wore the,
I mean, Big Daddy King wore the crown for him to bring a young boy out there in Manhattan
to get that boy to spit.
You know.
So, you know, there was things like that that was legendary to me.
Of course I seen Finesse bring out Big Hell for the first time.
You know, Finesse had like your fans.
Okay, so Finesce had fans that would just go,
they didn't even want to hear the beat.
They didn't hear, they just wanted to go, oh.
I want to hear the lyrics.
Oh!
And the fans almost lined themselves.
up. They be in the crowd
lining themselves up just to cheer. They'd be like
Lord Phinez is the man that you
got to hear. So they just
keep going. That was
this fan and so when Big Hell
came out there and started
spitting with Finesse, I was out there
in the first show. It was uptown. It was like
that's considered Dominican land now
for Marble Hill and all that. That was the first
time Phinez brought him out.
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Bye, I'm or not.
Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news.
What's the news, name?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jones.
Jonas. We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.
But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.
Before Jonas Brothers was...
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad,
Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends.
Me and hilarious guests from Bob O'S,
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This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an
a cappella band with their between songs banter.
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We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter.
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Last night, a blown call changed a game.
This morning, the internet lost its mind.
Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you,
exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting
through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines.
We go straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions,
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They went crazy.
Of course, me with Big Pond, you know,
Big Pung was just this big fat Puerto Rican dude.
He would wear them hats like, like, like.
Did you know PUN when he was small?
No.
You didn't?
I met Pund big.
So I'm coming out the bodega.
I'm finishing my second album.
Look at it.
Like, I'm handing in my second album.
And coming out the bodega, and they freestyling.
And he's like, yo, yo, yo, let me go to it.
Now I know I was set up.
At that time, I thought it was like, God, a miracle of some shit.
Now I know Big Punt set me up.
Like, he came to my block to rhyme.
And he was like, his whole intention was like,
yo, let's see if that Joe listens to us.
So I come in front of the store,
they got a couple of dudes freestyler.
They go, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, let me go.
He's already semi-big, right?
So then he do that.
Oh, it's just the early bays.
Snatched the moon up the sky and blow the sun away.
Me and my niggas playing hardcore, hardcore lyrics till I'm in the, I was like, no.
Stop.
I did the J-D-A- them.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Stop!
No!
I had the Lexus 400, the big boy, I opened that door like concierge.
The man came up in there and sat down.
The whole shit went down.
And his crew, they looked so sad because it was a group.
They looked so sad because he was the only one I put in the car.
But I pointed at them and I said, your pun, don't worry we're going to put them on.
You got to worry about chew right now.
I'm going to bust you out.
You're going to blow up.
And then you put your man's on.
You know what I'm saying?
He was like,
all word, word, word.
And then we just,
Cruz.
He told me his whole life story.
That's all,
you know what's crazy is.
Pun told me his life story, right?
So I come from selling drugs,
dealing with the wildest animals
you ever dealt with.
It did complete treason of,
of,
treason,
fucking,
what, betrayal,
robbers, just people you just can't trust.
So I couldn't believe that he was telling me his real life story the first second I ever met him.
He got in the car.
One deal he made with me, he said, yo, man.
He said, so Trump was like this real, live, real nigger, but that never really had a crew,
a pistileros.
He didn't have a crew.
I had an army since I was in kindergarten, bro.
I'm telling you.
I got a story.
He rests in peace.
Fuente, Julio Fonte, my barber for many years.
He said, I was five years old.
I walked to his barbershop with 20 kids.
And he said, he was like,
yo, I can't cut your head with these 20 kids.
And he said that I told them all to go outside
and wait for me.
And they all went outside.
And that's when my barber,
Julio Fonte, told me,
I knew you were the leader.
I knew you were going to run this shit.
You was five years old telling 20 guys wait outside.
Right?
So, Pund, the point I'm making is,
pun says, is those terrorist squad,
is that going to be my crew?
I said, yes.
I knew, listen, I'm such a fan.
Kiss, Eminem,
Nas, G-Rap.
I know, I've studied hip-hop so much.
I knew I found the illest thing in the world.
I was like, yes.
He says, are they going to do what I say?
I said, they're going to, they're going to love you.
I'm going to do whatever you say.
Oh, I'm in.
I'm in.
He's like he always wanted that army with him, right?
And sure enough, to this day, they lawyer you to.
So when we drive out to you an ill story.
He says, pun tells me a story.
He was homeless.
Nobody.
He wanted to show his family, his bloodline, his DNA, that he wasn't going to be a piece of shit.
They always told me he was going to be a piece of shit.
He's telling me this the first minute I met him.
I never seen vulnerability like that.
But then he tells me this one story.
He says, man, I wanted.
I want to impress my uncle.
So I'm saying, your uncle?
He was like, yeah, man.
He said, I got an uncle.
He's really rich.
He said, and one day I went to him and told him I was hungry.
And he went in my hand and he gave me a bunch of rocks, rocks.
Like rocks and told him to eat that.
So pun is like, yo, my uncle was rich.
I told him I was hungry.
He put rocks in my hand.
He told me to eat that.
So long story short, successful, first Latino double platinum, filthy rich.
Now, let me explain big pun to you.
Big pun had 10 benzos and beemers in front of it.
He wouldn't leave out the hood.
I was begging him.
I was already in church.
I'm already hearing birds chirping little kids playing hockey in front of the shit.
I'm gone.
Like, he's still in the soft bronze.
He's still, not the soft brown.
He's sound view.
Everybody know 10 benches.
He had a limousine on 24-hour hold.
365 days.
He had a guy, a limousine with a driver just sitting in front of the crib 24 hours a day.
Right?
Little dogs, if he had a fur, his kids had furs.
They even got the furs for the dogs.
And the dogs was from like Europe or some.
He was the true pedestrian of blowing a bag.
Big point.
He couldn't hold on the money.
He was just going crazy.
He probably was the first rapper
with three Rolex watches on.
Like, this guy was out of control with it, right?
So, pun, unfortunately, he passes away.
We do the funeral.
Right?
So I rent this big-ass funeral in the Bronx.
We get people to put this whole family's there.
So you know how they do the,
you see the body before everybody.
Long story short,
his family's there. We all crying. Everybody's crying. So the door
opens and a man walks in. I see the whole family jump up like,
like they saw a savior some shit, right? It's puns,
bodies right here, right? I'm just saying, I'm looking at, oh,
oh, they was acting like that. You already know what that is. I come from where my
uncle was rich. My uncle failure from all the number spots. They seen the guy
with the bag. They all jumped. Oh, right? So he walks in. He says,
hides to the family. You know what he says to me?
He says,
Yo, what is this guy doing here?
Meanwhile,
I pay for the whole fucking funeral,
my nigga,
like everybody knows
it's Joe and pun.
That's like looking at styles of Jeter,
like, what are they doing here?
So I'm sitting there like this.
He says,
what is this guy doing here?
To his family.
And his family's like,
no, no, no, no, no.
For multiple reasons,
Joe paid and Joe will fuck me up.
Like, you're playing a terrible game right now.
Wrong one, huh?
Yeah, you might get,
you might go,
early downstairs.
You don't want that shit, right?
So the man
turned around
and do that to me
and I say,
yo, I know who you is.
He was like,
oh, you know who I am?
I said, yeah.
I said, you're the uncle,
the rich uncle.
First five minutes I met,
pun.
He told me how much of a piece
of shit you was
and how he told you
was hungry and you gave him rocks.
I said, let me tell you something, man.
Welcome, I paid for all this
at number two.
your family's about to tell you,
we will beat the living shit out of you right here now
and they'll drag you out the back of this shit.
He shut the fuck up the rest of the funeral.
Right?
As he shouldn't.
No, no, he shut the fuck up the rest of the funeral
and, you know, it is what it is.
I'm, you know, but anyway, that funeral,
I'm sure you guys came through,
Puff came through, Little Kim, Mac10 flew in.
TLC.
You know, it was so crazy because
you know how you get the flowers in the
funeral? I'm reading the
flowers. So the flowers
is like sent by Eminem.
Eminem might have sent
seven flowers for the Big Pond
funeral. Whitney
Houston sent like seven
flowers. Like these people we never met.
This is like you got to go to the
Grammy to meet all these people and
all the stars from all over
was sending flowers and I'm reading it.
I couldn't believe it.
Like T-L-C, T-Bars walked up in there.
Everybody, they had so much respect for him.
I remember, you know, the Biggie funeral.
You know what I'm saying?
I went to Brooklyn in front of his old crib,
and I just was out there in the streets.
When you see the video of the streets of everybody wild it,
because I pulled up in front of the funeral,
and I just felt like I didn't want to see Big,
like that, but I was across the street from the Frankie Campbell.
You went to the big funeral?
Yeah, I went.
You had to be sad, huh?
Hell yeah.
I mean, that shit was traumatizing for me, for us.
You know, that was our first time in L.A.
when that shit happened with him.
So that wasn't.
And we made, we always loved Big Papa.
They played that.
They actually played.
In the funeral?
They played it for the mom.
Mafia and his family.
We only made it for that.
We never made it to be released.
We only made it to play for them.
I mean, then both end up releasing it with missing you and all.
Yeah, that sure was it.
Hip-hop.
What made you get in the game?
What let you know this is the reason you picking up a mic
or you writing on your paper?
For me, when I was little,
I was always breakdancing, doing shit.
I was known on the block as the little,
I just was intrigued by hip.
In my uncle's room, like I said,
listening to the Furious Five,
they used to have park jams in YO.
I was sneaking in all of them joints.
One time I went all the way across town
to Black Heritage Day when I was little.
My mom was going to whip my ass,
but she saw that I love hip hop so much.
I ain't get in trouble,
but I should have got how far I went and how young I was.
I could have been dead right now.
Hip hop saved my life, for real, you could say.
She was going to kill me.
I was just sitting on the fucking hill looking at the bankers performing.
And what I say is that that's similar to me.
I remember the first time I heard Eric being rockin with the tone.
and we went to the, bonoom, and we went to what's called now
where A. Bugney and them is from, right?
But at that time, it was on University Avenue.
We had to take like two, three trains from the five and two to the four.
And then you get off at Burnside and you got to walk up that big ass hill.
Burnside.
There's one thing you drive that hill.
You walk that motherfucker?
Oh my God.
Like, it felt like the warriors when you, when you, like,
and so we on the other side, it's almost like being in California, you know, from where I'm from.
At that time, we didn't know no call.
We take a train for hours.
And that's where we saw the WAP for the first time.
And they was playing that shit, boom, but on them.
And back in the days, you know, and we studying them and we're trying to do the dance.
We took that bitch back.
home that next day we went to the park jam they doing that eric b and rock kim and we started doing the
walk everybody started studying the walk i mean you know back back in that day it was more um word of
mouth yeah so anyway it is is word of mouth or the phone with the spank that made me think of an
ill story right and so part of being a great storyteller
is you tell your wins and you tell your losses.
You know what I'm saying?
You've got to be able to, you know,
you got to have the people tune in
where they feel like they're there, right?
So I come from a project called Guardsville, right?
So also, it was like the mecca of the 5%ists.
So everyone, I was the guard crack Kim,
great God Allah.
Yo, yo.
No, yo, yo, yo, I'm telling you what it is, right?
You got to, yo, listen, you got to think, you got to think, you got to think, listen.
What is this?
Listen.
Yo, you got to think, there's no other way to do it.
You got to think, y'all, everybody go check out this movie back in the day is called Fresh.
You got to think Chuckie.
Remember, Fresh, what's the funky dope move?
But think Chuckie from Fresh.
You live in Dats Ferry right now.
We found us.
Yeah, because I ain't, my man, my man that's in Fresh,
fresh, he used to work out with us.
He moved to Cali now, but when we got to him,
I got to meet him.
I got to meet him.
We didn't meet him.
We just found him.
He said, Dawes Ferry.
Also, you ain't, Chuckie, if he watched this show, come on.
I got to meet Chuckie.
So Fadjo is Chuckie for Friends.
There's no way around.
In real life, that's what he was, the fucking, yo,
punish it.
We bust the stupid.
That was just, Joe, always the guy starting to trouble,
always getting in trouble, always trying to do too much,
always trying to, you know, while out just every fucking time, right?
And so I grew up, my projects, 90% black, 10% Puerto Rican.
It is what it is.
So the gods being there, and I'm Chuckie for fresh.
Like, yo, get the fuck up out of you.
They're building, trying to do the siphon.
I'm saying ham, ham, salemmy, and bacon.
and I'm fucking with everybody, right?
So you got the guards from Section 5 Corp City,
Patterson Projects.
All the guards know,
they come to my,
my projects was the Mecca,
Garsville,
and he was the little,
I was the annoying fat Puerto Rican nigga
that were fucked with everybody.
He said,
yo, you ain't God body,
but you know you being witness,
the God,
yeah, I'm the God crack camp.
Great God Allah,
y'all know what's, right?
So,
if you want the person,
bitcher, this is what it is, right?
So now they had some shit in Manhattan.
Right?
They had some shit in Manhattan.
I'm going to tell y'all true story.
Don't get mad at me, Bronx.
They had this shit called Marchadine.
I remember the March,
Lori shouldn't even listen to this story
because this is like, this was like,
you know, March of Dine was raising money in this.
Yeah, the thing with the change in the, remember?
But at the end, just before you go to the ferry
to Staten Island,
that is battery, whatever that shit is down there.
So one day we said, because Brooklyn used to be there deep, so one day we told the whole
entire Bronx, the whole entire Bronx that we're going down there.
And I ain't going to lie to you say they was 20, 30, 40,000 black dudes.
They had one fat Spanish nigger.
I was, you might as well say I was surfing on that.
on the trick.
You ain't able to sell me.
The BX,
nigga to sell, bro.
I'm like,
Chuckie from Fresh.
I'm like on 10,000, right?
So we get out.
Every train, it was like the Warriors.
It was just thousands,
hundreds of guys from the Bronx
from Co-op City,
the Valley,
all way down to Patterson.
I mean,
everybody got the memo.
We're going down there.
Right?
So we get out the train and battery park.
South Bronx, South South Browns, South Brown, South Bronx.
I mean thousands of us, right?
South Bronx, right?
Next thing you know, as we're getting closer to the park,
I start hearing like, South Bronx, South, South Bronx, South Bronx, South Bronx.
South, South, South.
And I'm still like, yeah, South Bronx.
South Bronx.
And man, we get to this part.
And what I don't think we relied on is people having cousins in Brooklyn, right?
So they must have told Brooklyn the Bronx was coming out there.
Geographically, Brooklyn is like seven times bigger than the Bronx.
If we had 20,000, they had 100,000.
Brooklyn in the house.
Brooklyn.
And then I ain't going to lie.
The bass in the Bronx voice really told, man, we got.
got it popping instantly.
It was just the bronze against Brooklyn.
We're fighting all over.
I see all these guys who I thought was the toughest guys getting hit.
They would hit you with the fucking Frank for the man.
The Frank for the truck.
They pounding you out.
They threw the whole guy.
They throw the whole fucking truck on you.
Like, this shit was bad out there.
Like, yo, we was taking a beat.
I just see a niggins.
Brody.
Everybody's getting, we fight.
Of course we got, you know, Brown's got the realist.
You know, we out there fighting thousands of people.
I'll tell you one thing, I'm sure there was some other Puerto Ricans, but man, it was scarce.
I mean, they, they, they, Brooklyn definitely sort of fat Puerto Rican do going all out,
fighting everybody.
But it was just, we had to get the fuck up out of there.
Bad, though.
I mean, you see every, the guard, this one, that one, this, everybody was,
shoot shooting past motherfuckers.
It was just, they was just way too deep.
And we went over there super deep.
But I guess that's like the great adventures
of like being a kid without a car,
rolling with your projects somewhere,
catching the air.
Where do you go to with your projects
that it got a little bit too?
I never lived in the projects,
but my neighborhood
was just as fucking fucked up as the project.
But like Halloween nights, they used to have shits with every one whole side of town and just
mad projects and mad blocks just get together and go somewhere and do some crazy shit.
You know, I did that.
I used that one time, but I was a young kid hustling, selling drugs.
I know that that's not popular to say, I'm not co-signing, but.
Better than using them.
I remember that's a fact.
I remember, right?
It was one Halloween
and they had these dudes.
I had this little crack spot that was clicking.
And these dudes were fucking grown men.
Right?
You know, I'm only 14, 13, 14.
And I got a spot and it's clicking.
So these guys were grown men and they came through
and they just set up shot in the park.
And they was like, yo, shorthy, man, you're dead.
Like, I'm talking.
Like, I'm telling you the truth.
Yo, you're dead on this shit.
Like, come on, man.
This.
And I'm only like 13, 14.
But my projects used to get together for Halloween.
It was hundreds of us.
And we go to everybody else's projects with socks, with this.
So it happened to be Halloween, right?
And they was super deep.
And I told everybody, yo, I'm going to give you the signal.
Y, y'all come around the corner.
Fucked you.
Teen, I walk up to these dudes
they grow up in and I'm like, yo, y'all can't pump out here.
They're like, what?
Like, yo, didn't we tell you with this?
I was like, hey, yo!
They just came around the corner.
The whole project looked like Halloween.
They did with socks with this.
This thing was like, yo, they were true.
I said, yes.
This is my crew.
Like, what y'all niggas won out here?
Man, them boys left that spot so fast, man.
I think the project ain't,
I used them to run these guys out of it.
These guys were grown men, 30 years old shit.
When I say, yo, hundreds of guys came with the face painted, the socks.
They were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we out.
Don't worry about it.
We won't come back over here no more, this, this, this day.
I use Halloween a couple of times.
Nah, you know, this shit is all theater.
Theater.
One time I blocked, we was hustling,
because we used to hustle together.
So I lived in the middle of the block.
I came out like in the evening one time.
Like, no.
I'm catching like the sundown shift.
So I come out, I probably had a hundred, a couple hundred pieces on me.
Come out, dab everybody up, go put my pack in the building.
Like two, look, come out.
What's up, crack?
Put my, my man there.
And this is the crazy.
He's Mary's cousin.
He's the one who actually passed the demo.
It's Jay Bob.
My man, Jamalco, he actually passed the demo to Mary that went to puff that got a sign.
So fast forward.
I come out the crib, shower, ready to knock my work off.
Put it in the middle building up in the elevator thing.
Come out two seconds.
Somebody, you know, somebody come.
They want something.
Custy.
I go back, it's gone.
Now I'm like, my man, I said, Bob, you,
there's no way.
It was, when I tell you, was this fat,
I came out that, put the pack in the building,
went outside them, yo, let me get some.
Went back, nothing.
Me, yeah, you got my pack?
And we almost had, we got down to, like, nose to know.
He's like, I don't got your shit.
I'm like, you got it.
There's no way.
Nobody.
I'm not taking no four hands.
So we all got heated.
They calmed it down.
But I still, I can't sleep because I'm like,
I went to the house and got some more,
but I'm like this,
my whole night was fucked up off.
Oh, yeah.
So we're chilling a few hours later.
Always come, a smoker come out.
Did you have them green bags?
They're having a party in Debs.
I was with, I said,
Oh, oh, you.
He was like, who's pumping the game bag?
So now we got to the bottom of it.
My man, Nut, Obie recipe.
He's a lot, peanut?
Hobie's alive, baby.
We have killed.
The peanut stole the shit.
Yeah.
We have killed them.
Nah, you know, I was waiting.
He used the baffoom on yourself.
We obliterated them when we caught.
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We have some big news.
What's the news?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called,
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We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.
Before Jonas Brothers was...
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
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I was way too young in the streets doing the shit I was doing.
Of course, when I got old, they was like really not fair for people.
But I was way too young, so I get it.
They was trying me because it was like, yo, this guy's 13, 14.
I was here really trying to show this one.
I remember, nah, we did some foul shit.
He was like this crackhead.
I had him sell for me, but he was seven feet tall, still has size, this, this, that.
So he dead me.
Oh, he dead at you.
Yo, bro, I'm not lying to you.
He dead at me.
He was like, yo, I ain't got your money.
This, this, that.
So now I'm like with like three or four of my men's with me, right?
We still all little dudes, though, but.
So I'm like, let me tell you, snitching.
Never sat right with me.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever sat right with me.
And letting somebody get one up on me, never, ever.
To this day, I don't think there's somebody who got one up on me, right?
Physically meaning it, right?
So he's down there, he's pumping, we over here, and I'm telling him, yo,
he beat me for like $100 and he ain't coming next to us and nothing like this.
So they was like, word, let's pound them out, God.
I'm like, yo, I'm like, yo, let's pound them out, right?
So the dude was addicted to gambling.
So we went and took like three rocks.
We didn't even have dice.
We down the block.
We act like we gambling.
We throwing the rocks against the shit.
See, no, yo, doing whatever.
This needs come over.
We put the beats on this guy.
So body slammed this dude.
We pounded them out.
So legend.
Legend.
And so, you know, where I put in this shit is real was like, one time I went,
I went to see my aunt stuck up my cousin.
Yeah, come on, man.
Come on, cry.
Come on.
When I put on the shit is real,
primo edition,
one time I went to see my aunt stuck up my cousin,
right?
So now, it wasn't me.
I don't want to say nobody business,
but one of my,
my uncle,
he got beat, right?
So he gave somebody some work.
They didn't pay him back this,
this, that.
So he calls me, he says,
you know, it's my cousin.
This is my uncle.
And my cousin was a grown-ass man.
I'm 14, 15, right?
So my uncle calls me and says,
yo, that work you gave me,
our cousin, such and such,
he beat you.
He talked about he ain't paying.
This nigga was way too big for us,
like a grown man.
My own cousin, right?
He did, you know, you're 14,
you're trying to give dudes work.
You think you cool.
These guys are 20.
30 years old, they don't give a fuck about what you're saying.
He was young enough to knock off your own work.
Let me tell you what happened.
So I walk in, this is a true story.
I walk into my aunt's house and that dude is gambling in the hallway.
He's my cousin.
We put the beats on him so legend.
So legend.
In front of the whole hood.
He needs a merch that's a so legend.
Yo, so legend.
He was shooting dice.
We pounded him out.
to this day, I don't even feel right when I see him at funerals and all that
because he talks to me, but he knows what we did to him.
So, no, I'm telling you the truth.
I see him.
He's my cousin.
You know, he spoke at my father's funeral recently.
Like, oh, Ernesto was, you know, this.
But he caught, he had to, I never let him.
I never let him.
There's this guy.
Let me tell you something, right?
There's this guy.
I wrote about it in my book, the book,
Jose. This guy,
and they know what I'm talking about, I've got to say
it because I said it in the thing, but
his name was Monkey Face
Carlos.
Monkey Face Carlos.
He from the Bronx?
Was a killer.
You hear me? You're from the BX?
Yes. He was an alleged
killer because I don't know where he's at.
But he was there with Chicky for Southern
Boulevard and all these, these guys
is the most dangerous crew in the Bronx.
Don't let nobody lie to you.
These guys, they're underneath
the jail. They told the judge told them, please don't, guys, yo, I want to snitch on another body for who.
Chicky, please, we're not doing no more tricky stories. Like, we don't want no more about it.
Like, they're underneath the jail, right? The realest guys ever in the Bronx. There's just no other way to explain it to, right? He's one of them.
So he's going out with a girl from my building, right? So, of course, you know, I'm young. I'm, I got the, so I tell him. I say, yo, monkey, you.
I got some work.
He was like, yo, give me $500.
What's his name?
Monkey Face Carlos.
Had the green eyes.
They know what I'm talking about.
He looked like a monkey, though?
No, he was actually a fairly handsome guy, but that was just what they called him.
That was handled.
And he was way advanced for me.
I'm only 14.
He's like, they're putting their work legend out there, right?
But he goes with the girl in my building.
So I've been calling him and he don't pick up the phone.
Right?
So he walked out my building, right?
And I ain't going to lie to him.
I'm still just a kid, right?
So he walked up my building.
I'm like, yo, yo, you, Carlos, I've been calling you.
He was like, yeah, for what?
I was like, you know that shit I gave me?
He was like, oh, you dead on that shit.
Like that, though, man, I swear to God, man.
Yo, this is crazy.
Do they know what they fucking went here, man?
I'm like, I'm looking at them.
I'm just a kid, but I'm like,
He was like, oh, you, you want, oh, you're dead on that shit.
And he keeps walking.
And I'm watching him.
It's turning like, whatever they call that, Twilight, it's turning dark.
And I watch him, while he's walking down the block, I'm talking to myself, my conscience.
I said, man, you pussy.
This nigger played you.
You just suck a nigga.
Like, you let this guy beat you.
So I'm talking to myself, right?
So he gets like a block down almost by Diamond D build it.
And I see, yo monkey, he turned around and was like, what?
Say, no, one second, one second.
So I'm jogging over there.
Down monkey, yo, check this out.
I got some work.
Boom, I duffed this dude, right?
He fall on the floor.
Pound him out.
Legend.
He's on the floor.
Pound it out.
And let me tell you something.
Thank God he didn't kill me.
He didn't come back with the mob.
Thank God he didn't do none of that, but.
I was so impressed with my courage to stand up to this guy.
I could not believe.
He was just what, so I never, you know,
there never been the thing to me.
You know what I mean?
Like to get played like that, get beat,
and the snitching, it doesn't exist.
Revenge is a dish served however the fuck you want to serve it.
That's about smoke.
You heard?
Revenge is a what?
A dish served however you want to serve.
However you wouldn't.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Revenge is a dish.
Serve however you want to serve.
Oh, man.
Leftovers.
However you want to get your revenge, it was on you.
Oh, yeah.
I could never live with that, man.
I couldn't live with, you know, anybody trying to play with me.
I said one time I come out, Jimmy's Cafe.
the guy, you know this guy too,
I'm telling you this story about.
I come out of Jimmy's Cafe.
And I don't know why, because I'm always there,
but he come out of jail.
I've seen him with y'all.
Right?
No, I'm just saying.
He's not a member of your crew,
but I've seen him, but he's a well-respected guy
from the Bronx.
He's not pussy.
But he looked at me, and he was like,
oh, they let chew in the ear?
And I'm like, he just came home from jail, right?
But all these, oh, my God.
So he comes on from jail, right?
So I guess he's thinking like, you know, he's tough now or something.
And so he's like, oh, they let you in here?
I said, what you mean?
And he said, nah, you could still be in the hood.
Like, you ain't supposed to be either.
So I smack his cheek off in the bathroom.
Do.
One second.
Smack these cheeks.
No, I'm telling you, I gave him that fire.
Ah!
Boom.
Then he tried to act up outside.
I finished it off outside
and really pounded him out.
Legend.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't going to lie.
I ain't seen him for years
till I seen the locks with him somewhere.
Who are you that?
He still think he'd talk.
Who is this guy?
They'll sue you now if you say the name, right?
I don't need to put the streets together.
I'll tell you in your ear.
Nah, you was probably like the 10th.
Trust me.
He wasn't with me.
No, he wasn't with y'all.
I'm just saying he's considered a real guy.
He's just had.
He took a real.
I'm just telling you the truth.
He called the hell.
His sister had to jump in.
It was well respected.
You know what I'm talking about?
In the streets, she jumped in like,
Joe, that's my brother.
Please know this.
And it was that.
I just can't tolerate the disrespect.
Like, you know, like I never,
let's just get off that subject.
They come up with the duos.
I was thinking about
the best groups,
of all time.
Groups.
You're not
waited today.
We did this already, didn't we?
No, we did duos.
We didn't do groups.
Complex did duos.
What have we done?
Ladies.
Ladies, producers,
songs.
We ain't do the biggest,
the best groups of all time.
But there's probably a lot of
crossover with duo, though?
There's some groups that's duos,
and there there's some groups
this groups.
I don't think you count them by the...
They're running out of shit to make up
so they broke down two men groups.
Then next day they'll come with three men groups.
Then they come with...
How about them guys we did the show with...
What's the what?
The 520 boys, they brought out the LeBron join.
Like, there's some...
There's some shits that everybody keep playing into
that it's like, that shit never going to get old.
You know?
You ain't fucking with the groups today.
You don't feel.
like you. You got the pastel shit on you.
We did the duos. We don't need to do the
trios to the next month.
Let's do something else.
Top three posse cuts of all time.
We can do five, but you know this guy
don't want to do it. We can do five.
Five top five.
Long as they know is all of you.
Why is it on me?
All I'm doing is participate.
This shit is him.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I got to let it be known that he's with me.
This is my business partner.
Don't let him just...
He's going to get me fucked up at a Rock the Bell's concert.
I'm going to get pounded out.
Things are going to pound me out at a rock.
They're going to see the next little fucking what they do when they do them little cartoons,
what they call that shit.
Sketches.
They're going to show Joe running from the Rock the Bells concert.
Rock him ready to hit me with a stick or something.
Top five posse.
You want to start or I start?
I go first.
Oh, I knew you wanted to go first.
You got to go first.
I knew you wanted to go first on this one.
Stop the violence.
Number one.
Stop the violence?
No, help this.
Self destruction.
Self destruction.
I'm going with that.
I'll get that out the way first.
Bing, bang.
I never knew why we never had a self-destruction too.
They needed, but the little kid got killed from Philly.
He did it over.
Self-destruction, the scenario remix.
I could have took both.
What's that when we-
We heard?
You say, oh, no.
It's when you heard, you say, oh, no, you.
Cool.
All right, when I got, self-destruction, scenario remix.
I'm cooking with fucking greets right now.
Right now, you're out of control.
The symphony.
That was going on my list.
He ain't got them leaving you with nothing.
That's three.
I'm leaving them with nothing.
I ain't going to lie to you.
He took my, that's my number one.
He said nothing.
You started it.
It's okay.
That's my number one.
He started it.
Don't say no numbers.
I got two more left.
I'm just telling you I would have went.
That was on the top of my list.
Cinerio.
He fucked up my own life.
He fucked up my own life.
Now I'm going to give you.
Don't give them.
I'm not even going to use me.
I'm going to use you.
I'll let you use me.
Verbal intercourse, right?
I'm going to fall.
Yeah.
I'm smoking now in.
No, no, no.
You're doing it.
Now I'm coming back.
The symphony.
I didn't think you was going to do that.
It's getting out of hand.
What's my four right now?
Self-destruction.
Scenario, symphony, verbal winter course.
And this, let me finish it off with a...
I shot you.
Bing bap, bha, bha, bha, bha.
It put me in the game, I shot you.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I shot you.
Self-destruction.
Scenario remix, the symphony.
A piece of shit.
What was the thing?
In verbal win.
I left shit's out for you.
Yeah, I left you, shit.
I'm going Benjamin's.
Okay.
Then I'm going live at the barbecue.
Then I'm going ban from TV.
Then he's going brain freak.
It's more shit, though.
I'm just looking.
Hold on.
Don't give us this.
Stay honest.
I know what it is.
It's John Blaze right off to that.
It's one of the other.
I know what it is.
Don't say nothing.
It is what it is.
I know what it is.
What's the list?
I'm in three of his five.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm in three of them.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
I love him to death.
You are one of the greatest rappers in fucking Cyphus ever created.
Finish your five.
You fucking took my shit.
You were banned on TV.
Tell me a guy.
Now, he got three.
And he got John Blaz.
I got Alzheimer's.
John Blaze.
John Blase.
John Blach, Ben from TV, and the Benjiments.
And, and.
Oh, so you got four.
You need one more.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
That's where I'm stuck in the reservoir.
I'm stuck in muddy waters.
You just said it.
You just said it.
Hold up.
Wait a minute.
I might as well put me in five with my fourth.
Make me four out of five, man.
Let me give you one.
Reservoir dogs.
The thing is done starting something.
It's mad though.
I guess what you want.
Yeah, but you know what I'm thinking of.
Yeah, I want to keep flavoring your air.
Flavis.
Your Air Remix.
That's it.
That's it.
That's the five.
Those is good five.
What's my five again?
Because this guy took all the...
Yo, put the thing on this post when you put it off.
You know, Flavor in your air remix.
You don't.
I get more butt than ass-chaise.
Fuck a fair one.
The ass scheme ass way.
Damn, and they...
Do you know?
Do you know...
Fall from Hanson?
A little birdie told me that verse that big
just talking about Craig Mac on his own song.
I heard about that.
Nah, I heard about it.
Shout out the curse.
rest of peace.
With that first style, you're bound to get dropped.
You're bound to get dropped.
Damn.
I mean, the same thing happened with cannabis and L.L.
When he put him on that other joint.
Yeah, that was a great song, but I don't think it makes the type.
I don't think it makes the first five, like when he said the first five scenario.
And then, you know, that was a good one, but that wasn't, that wasn't a shot.
It wasn't, um, but that cannabis L.L. battle, who you thought was winning,
that at the prime of that battle right there.
I didn't like, that was the start of our demise of with this comparison shit,
because it's a young, a young aspiring rapper to be, have a career going that battle
with the first person I ever signed a death jam.
It's not right.
We should have never let that happen.
That was a flag.
But we, we like negative and we like,
controversy so much.
He went to the army.
He went military?
Yeah. Cannabis went to the military.
Sitting my man to the military, man to the military, man,
he's super nice.
If there was anybody,
the Big Pum wanted to smoke with
it was cannabis.
Why didn't want to smoke with cannabis?
No, because, you know,
Hunt respected him.
Blinky Blink went, left Harlem,
went to his out and released.
police party and Julio them.
On cannabis?
Yeah.
What for?
He was an L.O.
He said his name.
He said he's something about him in the rhyme.
He went to his album party and dumped him.
Went to his album.
He never liked the K.R.S. 2 PM Doran off the stage.
I used to love P.M. Doer, bro.
I didn't like that.
There were certain shits that we didn't like.
He wasn't supposed to say nothing about Chris, though, man, to teach it, man.
Did he say something about Chris P.m. Dawn?
He had to.
he went on stages
to power
would throw his ass off.
He had to do
some serious violation
for him to do that.
Damn.
God without you.
He used to love that shit.
Right?
PM Dorn had knocked, though.
P. M. Dorn was the shit, bro.
Yo, I fucked with
P. F. Dorn.
He passed away.
He passed away.
Rest of peace.
P. M. Dorn.
I remember Finesse had the beef
with my man's,
the funky man over there.
in Jersey.
I live for the funk.
I died for the...
Mr. Funky.
Him and Finesse had a rap battle.
Yeah, they're super cool.
No, they're mad cool.
Sometimes I was just for 50 Cent.
We got all that...
Had all that history with him.
You know, you respect people
when you go to war with them.
And you see, like, you're like, damn.
And then, you know, 50 Cent just told me this shit too many.
You said, you know, the beef was never with you.
He said, you're just too loyal.
You said, you two lawyer you and you just took
their side because you made music with him.
But I swear to God, he just told me this one day ago.
He was like, yo, I never really had real beef with you.
It was just, you know, you jump.
And then somebody told me, think about it now,
somebody told me like I try to get two rappers
to squash your beef, big time rabbits.
I had one ready to squash it, and this ain't 50 cent, y'alloo.
I have one ready to squash it.
I went to see the other in this house.
And you know what he told me?
Yo, Joe, why would I squash this?
Because every time I just say their name or dis and I go viral.
There's no way I'm going to squash that.
You believe that people keep problems because they know if they say your name,
they're going viral automatically.
And so the guy told me, why would I squash the beef?
Every time I want to go viral, I just say, fuck these guys.
Yo, the game is fucked up, man.
That's crazy.
The chemistry of the game is crazy.
But, I mean, think about it, right?
You know what I'm saying?
We started with Jimmy and then now he's on a world tour about, you know what I'm saying?
I don't think Nas even responded, right?
He responded with a casino.
He responded with a casino.
That was bad, yo.
He responded with a casino.
Do you know what 1% of a casino is?
2025?
I'm sure he got more than that.
I'm just saying, yeah, he responded with a casino.
We're going to wrap up with that.
Yeah, let me tell you some.
He responding with a casino?
We at Rock Nation.
We at Rock Nation.
Every time I thought I had some for Jay-Z,
he'd be like out in Monaco where the grapes or $5,000 to eat.
I'd be like, yo, this guy, he's just,
The word that I step on is a million dollars.
I'm like, yo, we can't say shit about this guy.
That was Wansbill.
Sheesh.
The most ever spent the indictment.
Indictment.
On Ais and Space.
That was Wansbill.
I mean, I think Noss took a page out of his hose book with this one when he just said, okay, perfect time and you promoted the casino.
Here you go.
And on that note, we're the biggest in the motherfucking game.
Joe crack.
Hold on.
What is it?
It's crack.
It's kiss.
This ain't that.
That ain't this.
You know what it is.
It's cracked and a kiss.
And the motherfucking train is coming.
Let me tell you something, man.
Y'all see what's going on out there, man.
Y'all say, subscribe.
Do whatever you want to do.
Like, share, subscribe.
That damn.
You see, so you do know what's going on out there.
I don't know why you never said like share, subscribe.
I don't know why you think I'm on the rock.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something, man.
Like, share, subscribe.
Whatever the fucking shit is.
Listen, it's the inevitable.
If y'all want smoke, get at us.
If you don't, it is what it is.
But the train keep coming, baby.
The train.
Y'all see this shit.
Everything we talk about is super viral.
There's no way to stop it, brother.
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