The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Tekashi 6ix9ine & hip hop's SNITCHING era, Shedeur Sanders, WILD jail stories

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are BACK to discuss the troubling rise of snitching in hip hop, from Tekashi 6ix9ine pointing people out in court to the rumors swirling around Gunna's involvement in Young Thug's... trial. Joe and Jada also react to Shedeur Sanders' electric NFL preseason debut for the Cleveland Browns against the Carolina Panthers, Finesse2Tymes dealing with controversy after his mother came out with a GoFundMe, and Joe tells some EPIC stories from his time in jail.5:30 - Finesse2Tymes drama 14:00 - Tekashi 6ix9ine & snitching in hip hop 25:00 - Joe's reaction to Gunna's album 29:30 - Shedeur Sanders BALLED OUT 39:00 - Fat Joe shares WILD jail stories 1:00:15 - The Lox joining Mobb Deep & Raekwon on tour? [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
Starting point is 00:00:10 We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Another podcast from. some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman helped make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
Starting point is 00:00:49 We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. money players and iHeart podcast presents soccer moms so i'm leanne yeah this is my best friend janet and we have been joined at the hips since high school absolutely a redacted amount of years later we're still joined at the hip just a little bit bigger hips this is a podcast we're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my honda odyssey with all the snacks and drinks
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Starting point is 00:01:48 Wow. Then after that game seven, Marquis keep coming to him. He's like, you know I love you, dog. You know, it's all love. This was just playoffs. This was just basketball. So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And there is no code no more. They just isn't no code no more. It's rats everywhere. Too many Fredos, not enough Michaels.
Starting point is 00:02:11 That's a fact. What's up, y'all? This is Joe Crack at Dawn. It's your boy Jada. You know what it is, the Joe and Jada show. Welcome to Our World. Well, we get paid to be the flyers dudes in the game. and fucking talk shit.
Starting point is 00:02:41 This is amazing in this world, right? 20-25 is something special. We get to come up here, throw that shit on, and talk shit. It's so crazy, right? Because, yo, Jada, now I'm locked in. Right? You locked in, too. You don't realize
Starting point is 00:02:57 you locked in. You coming through like, all right, but you really locked in on this podcast shit. And I analyzed this podcast world, and most of them, If we go according to the list that they put out, most of them lead off controversy.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Everything they do is controversy. Sit up in there, talk about girls, talk about dudes, like this, all they shit. If you look at that whole list, all these guys are just amplifying the hate. They actually have some podcasters. They made people kill each other on their podcasts. Like, yo, this guy said, fuck your mother.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Are you going to kill them? Yo, or this, this, this. And they went and killed each other. And they want reparations. They're like, yo, what's my man? Who was it? G. Herbo or something. He said, yo, y'all got to donate something back to the hook.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Because the point is they lead with controversy. We leave with love. We hear with the spirit of hip-hop. We hear to preserve the culture. And we walk with God. We walk with God. I'm looking, you know what I'm saying? On IG, I see this guy randomly.
Starting point is 00:04:13 And he's talking about his wife. He even talked about his wife almost like more than God. Like he was like, my wife is everything. I cut off my best friend. I dis and this and that. I dis for my wife anything. This. My wife is number one.
Starting point is 00:04:30 I don't care. This, this, this. What do you feel about that example? He's a, the space where his wife is larger than life for him. I'm like, congrats to him. You know what I mean? He never been, he never caught his left hook or he never been in an experience
Starting point is 00:04:53 to the real world yet. He be a high. You know, one thing I never liked is guys who, hey, we all love our wives, right, and our family, but I never respected men. who get a wife and get so in love with them that they forget their mother. They lose. They forget their mother and their family. They act like, this is my family.
Starting point is 00:05:17 This is no longer my family. Like, I only have to care about my wife and my children and not my moms or my pops or, you know, I never like that. Yeah, that's kind of cowardly. It should never be no reason for you to cut off your bombs or your parents. You know what's crazy? I'm going to ask you something. You don't have to have a comment. I don't have to have a comment.
Starting point is 00:05:44 No. No, I'm just keeping it a buck, right? Because I don't really know enough of the brother to really elaborate, but I can tell you from our perspective, being in the hip-hop game for so long. But I see the guy, finesse two times. Oh, shit. I've seen his mom's on there.
Starting point is 00:06:05 I don't know. Let me talk. Let me chime in. I ain't chiming in. I'm just listening. Go ahead. As I've seen this. So most of us in hip-hop grew up poor struggling.
Starting point is 00:06:23 To this day, I got family members that left in the project. But I got to cut you off before that. Because it's some like assholes in the comments that think I grew up like the Huxter Boots. I'm saying? I don't know what the fuck. wrong with these people, but coming from where we come
Starting point is 00:06:42 from, it's a beautiful thing to have both of your parents. I know in route, they see all these people. Yeah, we had both of our parents. Do that mean we wasn't in the street? No. Do that mean our household we had gold spoons? No.
Starting point is 00:06:59 My mom did, she bust her ass, my father's, my pop was on drugs, he was able to shake back. I was outside doing shit. I was smart and school, I was athletic, and I was outside. Just ask the people. This acts the cops.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Just ask any fucking body who want to ask. In some reason, these people got, you can't be, you know, you can't be standing up to your word if you have both of your parents. Are you some type of an asshole? It's a, it's a blessing to have both of your parents if you can have both of your parents. Illiteracy. Delusion. It's like, yo, these guys.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Illusion new records. You listen, if you're a bum, don't comment on made niggins. I tell him again, crack. If you're a bum, don't comment on made niggas, man. Just, just, and what's wrong with Elevate? What's wrong with, uh... He came from somewhere to get the fuck out of it. Super superior.
Starting point is 00:08:02 That's how I'm looking at that thing. I don't understand when people are stuck. and time. These people are stuck in time and they look at it as their shortcomings. They look at you like, you got to be on it. Yo, listen, check this out.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Well, I'm telling you, I still got family members in the projects. Yeah, we just got a large percentage of my family. You can't take care of everybody. Remy, she got family in the projects. One day I ran over there, the Queens, I almost beat up.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Like, I'm like, yo, what the fuck? Like, you got to go. Like, they calling me like, yo, grandma out here, like, it's a picnic. I said, no, no, no, no, you can't do this. Like, you get that. But we love our family and we don't feel better than nobody. And we help everybody if we can. We just don't let it take advantage of us.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Say it again. We help every one of my family members, whether it was directly or indirectly, my uncle Willie, you know you beat me for three Frankfurters. The Glyzy Mania. That almost... That's what. No, he beat me for three.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Three glissies. Some more, my name. Three glissies. He's fring for the truck. No, he was telling me he's going to have a frink for the truck outside the hospital. I give him the money. Never seen the truck. Year later, yo, Joe, I'm trying to get a frank for the truck.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I play it off like I ain't give him the money. I gave him the money again. Never got the truck. The third time, I give him the money. He beat me out of three franc for the truck. Right? He let them keep catching them with this. Mitch, you wasn't there?
Starting point is 00:09:39 My point is, everybody in my family has found a way not because they know I'm not the one. But they leaned on, maybe some funerables, maybe some there. Somebody catch cancer. They're sick. And I come through with a silent check. I keep moving. I've done that awful, my family. And my mom's and pops, I paid their bills for 20 years.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Bought them my house. Bored them everything. Just took care of them forever. right till they died right with that saying right i look at this video of two-time finesse's mother right and i don't know you for that's two times he's swiss two times he's called the two times finesse i don't know you brother i don't know your background i don't really know the story what i do know is that i have crazy family i have scandalous family i have some family that have taken advantage of me or has tried to take advantage of me
Starting point is 00:10:38 where I say, yo, this ain't flying. The advice I have is, I don't know what your moms did for you to fall back from her if she's not lying, right? But the moms, you know, that's the threat, right? So your family, I don't know if it's happened to you, it's happening to me.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I've had somebody in my family say, y'all help me and this and this. And if you don't help me, this is our scandalous month. No, no, I'm going GoFund me. Fat Joe such and such on GoFund me. That broke my heart. When a family member told me, y'all,
Starting point is 00:11:21 I go on GoFund me and make a movie saying, this is real shit. Go ahead. I'm telling them, go ahead. Go get, fuck and go fund yourself. You do you. just bought your mother and father condo. I'm sure you
Starting point is 00:11:37 had differences in some way or another. The man's moms looked just like them. And if I'm judging her comments, it didn't sound
Starting point is 00:11:56 ratchet, scandalous, and nothing to me. No, she sounds very sincere. She sounds like she was talking from the heart. She wasn't on the bullshit. So when I see it, I'm like, listen, my brother, if you think Fat Joe is something to you or anything of hip-hop, you know, I would advise you to contact your moms and try to fix
Starting point is 00:12:18 that. I just felt like I'm not lying to you, Jada, we don't do scandalous, we don't call, but God told me to say that today. When I seen that this morning, I was like, yo, if I could just throw it in the air, the last resort is to have your moms on social media that's not it
Starting point is 00:12:37 I don't know what she did I don't know what anybody did I know they got family just I got a scandalous family bro and so I know sometimes it can overwhelm you but if you can
Starting point is 00:12:49 find it in the heart if you can seek the Lord work it out with your moms I mean you know George Floyd was the final straw with police getting away with killing motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:13:05 That was it. Right? What was the event? Who told you that? Well, I mean, guys finally went to jail. The first cops ever went to jail. Down south, up there, homeboy still in jail.
Starting point is 00:13:16 David Shafon. They finally went to jail. They was killing dudes on camera and not going to jail. Where they shot somebody. I'm not, is it bionous? Is it the lady? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:27 They got one day. The cops got one day For one of these shits they did And they killed time, how bad? You're kind of slap in the faces That they get one day in jail I agree You know, with me, you know
Starting point is 00:13:40 All love and everything But there's always fuck the police You're talking to the wrong kid You know, it's always fuck the police But my thing is Oh What was the event Oh, not there
Starting point is 00:13:51 Listen All right Y'all Peace police Listen And then he's trying to fix Hey y'all What's the
Starting point is 00:13:59 What's the event? Yo, what's the event in hip-hop that broke the camel's back? Pause. To make it to where you could snatch. And if you make good music or something, you could still live out here in hip-hop. Like, what was the destroy that broke the camoos back in hip-hop where we had a code and there is no code no more? They just isn't no code no more.
Starting point is 00:14:28 And what do you think is the event that, you know, I remember growing up, even if you was fronting, you wasn't a real gangster, but you was spitting gangster rap shit. You wasn't fucking with the rats like that. Right now, this shit. Too many of them. Sold out concerts. I don't think you can escape them.
Starting point is 00:14:47 They're all around. They're like New York City rats, humans. It's rats everywhere. And everywhere is everywhere. You know. Too many Fredos, not enough Michaels. That's a fact. You know, some of these guys
Starting point is 00:15:04 got to take a boat ride, never come back. And so what happens is... Oh, shit. Snick is getting on these gangster. Yeah. After police, boat ride, one-way boat rides.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Keep it going. They're getting no sponsorship, right? Who do you think we're getting sponsored by the PAL League or some shit? One of these... We sell a liquor, coffee, you fucking... We're getting sponsored from gangs.
Starting point is 00:15:30 No, no, no, no. No, no. You focus up. No, no, I'm just saying we got to talk about it because it's not a fucking cold no more. And I say the guy who fucked the whole shit up. You're going to say it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Oh, shit. I'm going to say, Sammy the bull fucked the whole shit up. I remember when I was a kid. Nah. I didn't listen there's no such thing as a credible rat
Starting point is 00:16:01 but Sammy the bull the fucking shoot the fuck out he told every he told on six they set him up though they authored the tapes you know that no he took the stand
Starting point is 00:16:12 Sammy the Bull Sammy the Bull's a superior rat he's a superior killer too though yeah that don't mean shit you can't rat and kill and be justified
Starting point is 00:16:23 no no no you can oh he killed but he's He rat, listen. He was justified enough to tell him, let me out of the witness protection. I'm good. I don't need it. Yeah. What you got to understand is, Sammy the bull ratted on his friends.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I never forget the one story. There's no, we ain't giving him a pass. I was just saying he was a killer. We know he was a killer. Alport was a killer. He's a rat. He also told him, let me out of witness protection, too. It was a rat.
Starting point is 00:16:52 And then he came out of witness protection enough until we get killed in Harlem. No, but he was moving around and dudes was smiling and they wasn't saying nothing to. You know that. I know that for a fact. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's no. Well, that's, that's too far. What I'm saying, Sammy the Bull.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Sammy the Bull. Lashed it on a yard for 15 minutes. Sammy the Bull is the most famous rat on the earth. Sammy the Bull. Then you came Alpo. Guy, everybody looked up too charismatic. Harlem Fly, Louis Vuitton, shit, this, that, told that he did that, right?
Starting point is 00:17:32 Shut up, Duane Perry and Wayne Perry, Jr. Then, in hip-hop, the day six-downe sat on that stand. No. You remember if you're watching the story, they're taking them a court in bulletproof vest. They acted like he was telling on Al Chapo. He put a lot of good people in jail, man. another
Starting point is 00:17:57 No no No we gotta put them away To his time My feeling It's gonna get close You feel it's I feel it's time It's come
Starting point is 00:18:04 I feel as time It's gonna be soon though You don't need a lot Yeah No Look I'm not trying to This Bro this is something
Starting point is 00:18:13 It's something that It's something that I'm thinking last night I'm sitting on the couch Trying to come up With what today's show Would be about And it dwells on me
Starting point is 00:18:23 The guys we lost the code in hip-hop. Now, is it played out? I watch other podcasts like, yo, that don't matter no more, this, this, that. Does it not matter no more? And I believe 6-9, when he told, he gave guys 20 years in jail. All the guys he was, oh, but he fucked my wife. Oh, but he did, that means nothing.
Starting point is 00:18:48 There's a man that works in a bodega. There's never been a criminal in his life, see some shit, and he won't tell. It's in your character whether you're going to tell or you're not going to tell. So 6'9 was telling. He was hanging out with these cops
Starting point is 00:19:03 before they even went. Like he's, he was telling the driver's telling on him. Everybody's telling on each other, right? So he's sitting there. That's the biggest excuse. That's with Nikki Barnes. Back in the day, he was on a couple of times.
Starting point is 00:19:16 He told because his man was with his wife. He was saying he was with my wife. But then again, he told on 100. guys. What I'm saying to you is six, nine, really guys. Youth, whoever's watching, it's not in the name. Don't tell, dog. No, no, no. He put
Starting point is 00:19:33 guys in jail for 20 years. Now he's guys who co-signed him. Now, I want to hear her this is a thing. He comes out of jail. This is how. He comes out of jail. And he goes on his life. I'm not even going to lie. I watched it from a
Starting point is 00:19:50 dummy account, too. He had two million. You remember that nephew. You remember that nephew? You remember that. You had 2 million people watching on live. You remember that, right? True or false? Two million to see a rat. Even I was under
Starting point is 00:20:04 a dummy Peppellet Pugh account looking at what he's going to say. When he did that, it told the youth or it's over. You could rat whatever the case may be. Come home, you steal a shit, you lit, two million this. He and Europe
Starting point is 00:20:19 and all that touring. He's still, I don't know what his finances is. I hope he's broke. But the man... Now, I'm keeping... No, they ain't even a flag. This guy's a rat. No, that ain't a flag.
Starting point is 00:20:34 So my thing is, this guy running around buying Birkins for girls and this... He made people think it was cool a rat. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name? Huge news. We created our own podcast called...
Starting point is 00:20:55 Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We were the first people... to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend.
Starting point is 00:21:05 But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
Starting point is 00:21:23 This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, for people to call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman helped make you funnier.
Starting point is 00:21:59 This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:22:16 or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm CJ Toledano, and our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson,
Starting point is 00:22:59 we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. He running up the court, licking his fingers why he got the ball, like, after you go through a training camp with that, I said, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court,
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Starting point is 00:23:40 We'll talk with singer-songwriter Jewel about anxiety. I started living in my car, and then my car got stolen. I was shoplifting. I was having panic attacks. I was agoraphobic. And making it through hardship. To be present is a learned skill, and it's hard to be present. We'll talk with John Nelson about clinical depression and the brain implant that saved his life.
Starting point is 00:24:04 What I learned is that procedure made me happy because I'm disease-free. And we'll talk with leading experts like Judd Brewer about anxiety and John Hirschfield about obsessive-compulsive disorder and the science of how the brain can change. This is a month of deeply personal and honest conversations about what happens when the brain goes off course and what we can. can do about it. Listen to Inner Cosmos on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now, we KAR, but that's how you almost could throw the flag. But my thing is now, you got some guys that are the hottest guys in the game.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Rants. Like, I get a phone call for somebody. He says, yo, man, you got to check this album out. ever since there's Listen Ever since I assumed you were right Your people ain't fucking with you no more
Starting point is 00:25:09 You know I'm not listening I'm off you No matter what you do And I get on the plane And they fuck me I listened to this album This album was so good
Starting point is 00:25:20 I was so guilty of this shit I listened to this album I said shit They knew he's talking about gunning I'm not saying Throw the flag Throw the flag. Now you got a flag.
Starting point is 00:25:31 You got a flag. You have a flag. Because we said we wasn't mentioning names like that. You just said all of that. All I said the album was fire. It's a million racks out there. You got a shot that you like his album. Nah.
Starting point is 00:25:46 You just said you liked it. You just said you enjoyed it. And then said, no. No. I'm not saying that. What I am saying is. You just said it. So where is we don't care anymore in hip-hop?
Starting point is 00:25:58 You can rap. No, I'm asking. You kid, right. But what if you do? You got the number one album? You got two million-dollar people on your live, you're this and that. What the fuck is going on on the earth? And Gunner ain't right.
Starting point is 00:26:16 He just said the gun in the car wasn't his and there's only one other person in the car with him. What? You get that on the way on. This is crazy. Oh, shit. Michael tells him, you broke my heart. You broke my heart. Let me try to lighten this shit up a little.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Please do, because you over here going to a gangster. Let me tell you something. You said you liked the album, man, part you. Is it a good album? It's a good album. The album. The album is good. But you feel bad listening to it?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Yeah, I'm a different, you know, once I had a friend. One of my best friends. One of the funniest guys in the world. Like you would laugh for a day. He would make you laugh for a day. One of my best friends. And he kept hustling. And I'm fat Joe to rap.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I say, yo, bro, let me buy you a... Like I said, I don't let people take advantage of me. But I begged him. Let me buy you a bodega. Let me get you a fucking laundromat. Let me buy you something so you can get... He did the rich border. The streets love me.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I'm dissident. He's talking. all this shit. He gets snatched up by the feds. Right? Like, damn. One night, I'm in Washington Heights. We have a dinner after the club. You know how you go to the spot after the club and eat. And Dominican dude jumps up and goes, yo, yo, your friend. Your friend, tell on the Dominicans. Your friend. In the middle of a restaurant in Washington Heights. And I'm sitting there. And I look at him, I knew exactly what he was talking about. He told me the name. I said, I said, Papi, I don't sell drugs. You never seen me around this. Don't do this ever again to me.
Starting point is 00:28:16 You're talking to the wrong guy. I don't sell drugs. I rap. This is that. And I'll punch you in your face next time. You do some shit. Like straight up, right? Calm them down. His crew grabbed them. But he had a point. Valid point. You're hanging out when a niggis talking about you ain't with the this, that, the nigga rat. He comes on from jail and they sending me messages like, yo, this thing ain't even got a jacket.
Starting point is 00:28:39 It's cold, is this, that. I never want to see this guy one time in my life after he rated because he violated the cold. And this is a guy, I can still tell you to this day, I loved him. Like a best friend, I loved him. But because of the cold,
Starting point is 00:28:55 I can't fuck with him. Right? And so I've been through this in my life. And so to see it are so acceptable, how everybody's acting like, yo, it's okay, it's no problem, it's good music. Let's separate the art form from what it is. That's it. We move it on.
Starting point is 00:29:21 So big. So be. Shador Sanders. Shador. It's my God. Tell me about it. You saw the game? Did I?
Starting point is 00:29:31 Every play, every snap. What do you look like to you? Like the truth. The truth. Sacked twice, two or three touchdowns, worked the offense like a professional. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:29:46 He defined every... I think they put him in there for failure and he blew everybody's shit. Because he was like third or fourth on the depth chart Then everybody got hurt And they told him He was starting the season open So it's like
Starting point is 00:30:03 There's some bullshit You mean the preseason opening They just sprung that on them He got right in there Held like a champ First of all Shotout nephew That's my nigga face
Starting point is 00:30:17 138 yards two touchdowns Forty-nine snaps 49 snaps sack twice What about that? He didn't say that Look Yeah but he was moving You see that up there
Starting point is 00:30:27 He was moving Look I just look You see on the computer, I got a look at that me with the Cogley-A-A-A. What the clip said, Pat Mahomes, on the clips album, Pat Mahones, look up that quote right there, James. On the clips out. No, no, he's moving and- Change ain't getting that quote right there. No, no, he's that quick.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Let me tell you. You don't get about the end of the show. Shador Sanders, once again, this is a show for everybody. If you hip-hop and you chew to the code, white, Asian, Latino, no black, whatever, we fuck with you. But it was some racist shit. I haven't figured that out. There he goes again.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Yo, the man went what? 100, 100 and something. What round? What round this guy? Get fucking round. He's the best guy. How do you pass him 100-something times? That's disrespect.
Starting point is 00:31:25 How many teams? We could have used them in Dallas. Because, you know, I'm a fake. Dallas fan after my chiefs or whatever, because I've got to ride with him. But he's better than Dak Prescott. I know it's only one game, but there's so many teams
Starting point is 00:31:39 that could have used this guy that stuck to the code. Court Jada, don't gay to corporate. Nobody pick them. Nobody picked. They did that. Just like... It was a private entities. You know,
Starting point is 00:31:53 they're private. They all fucked up. 143 teams fucked up Because the 144th got the number one selling jersey, got the number one prospect, and I've seen it. His timing, you know. This timing is impeccable. Right?
Starting point is 00:32:14 And that's what makes anybody good. So I see them coming to him. He waits so they almost catch him to throw it over him lightly. The guy runs. He runs this way, runs back, run just, make him fall on a straight disc. His timing. was so precise.
Starting point is 00:32:32 And that's what you need in the Tom Brady and a Pat Mahones and somebody who got they chill. You know, you see them quarterbacks. When you know you got a killer,
Starting point is 00:32:42 is when they down with 60 seconds and they're sitting on the sideline, they look like, okay. And they go in there and they gunned that ball. He got that in him. Paws. He got that in him.
Starting point is 00:32:56 And so I was so excited. We watched on the, playing. We watched every play too. Now, him told me about timing, like a great comedian. It's all about timing. A great rapper is all about timing. Right. So I even throw it back to flow Joe. Right? So I'm going, you got a flow, Joe. You got a flow, Joe. You got a flow, Joe. You got a, got a, got to let know, Joe. I gave you a chance to breathe and sing it like it was a hit. It was a hit. It was a perfect timing. I didn't know, but it really was. Perfect timing. You go to Daz effects. And they go weep and willow or they go, what's the shit? The one, two,
Starting point is 00:33:43 uh, but shoot, dude, that's all timing. When the guy got, I got a light skin girl look like Michael Jackson got a dark skin girl looking like. This is all timing. And you rapping and then they knew great rappers know how somewhere in there to put a bar in there like, what's wrong with a little Menager? That's great timing. And so that's what makes, no, I'm telling you. You ain't wrong.
Starting point is 00:34:20 It's timing. It's the whole timing. What are some songs like that, some bars that stand out from you or any other artists that's like, it, you're like, y'all, this guy knows what's going. You called the trick in the song, Steve Stout put me up on the... It's called, what? It's a trick.
Starting point is 00:34:38 It's songs that have a trick in them. It's like, and I wish I never, man, whatever. So he said the same thing. No, he just... I didn't know it was an actual... That's what it's called. If you think... You're saying there's a certain bar, but it is a bar and there's also a trick in the song that makes the whole... whole hit
Starting point is 00:35:01 songs have them in there. Yeah, yeah, it's a weird that's exactly what I'm talking about. I'm running out of my patience. That's one. Knock yourself from him. There is no turkey chops. Yo, yo.
Starting point is 00:35:17 It is turkey chops. As a matter of fact, that's why I bought Top here. Order this got some turkey chops. You know, sent it to the crib. He's talking about his no turkey chops. My, mama saw. I told them. Shady Brook got him, man. Wherety Brook?
Starting point is 00:35:34 You, Shadybrook. Where? Where? Where's that? Fucking pack of turkey chops. I went to stop and shop 20 of them. They ain't got no turkey chops. Went to the wrong ones.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Everybody who told me, yo, it's turkey chops. I sent them to get me turkey chops. Nobody bought back. Huh? Y'all, I need them bad. I've been looking for turkey chops. You know, I used to be with Von Zip, man. The living legend of Harlem.
Starting point is 00:35:58 He used to take me down there. the village. They had a fancy... Somebody get them a turkey chop, please. They had a fancy restaurant, not restaurant, supermarket, Citadel or some shit. All right.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Who has it? Shadybrook turkey chocolate. Yeah, man. Order them shit right now, man. Your, Rich, can you order this turkey shop? Well, you gotta get it from the company, right? I mean, the supermarket.
Starting point is 00:36:25 Oh, Rich. That might have been a flag. So it's the... Don't do a flag. some turkey chops. He got the first. Yeah. Yeah, he got that.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I've been looking for it. Yo, somebody instant call them. Oh, but you got to get like 10 packs. Can we instant call them some turkey chops right now so we can see them? Everybody who told me, yo, I got turkey chopped. None of them was able to buy me a turkey chop. They couldn't produce. It ain't in season right now, I guess, because I couldn't see it.
Starting point is 00:36:58 I went to 20. hood stoppers chops. Nobody had turkey chops. No, no, I need turkey chops. It's the same thing. You got to feel like a pork chop, but it's a, you know, I'm the guy. I find yellow watermelon.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Like, I get the yellow watermelon. We got yellow watermelon right now. I get the pink pineappers. Like, I'm good at finding shit. I can't find a turkey job. I'm keeping it real. I find the yellow watermen, the pink pineapple. Why I can't find a turkey chop?
Starting point is 00:37:30 You don't know where to look. I've been looking. I've been looking. Turkey cutlet, man. That's the same thing. I just shout out my man, Von Zip, rest of peace, right? Von Zip was like the last, no snitch American gangster from Harlem. It's sick.
Starting point is 00:37:49 And this man would be in Cullinans and Harlem and this and this and that. And I remember one time just to show off with me, he picked me up. He said, you know, Joe, come with me. me on buying the Benz. So we go out the Jersey. He pays in cash for the Benz with the small face 20s. Just showing me, he had like 1970s
Starting point is 00:38:11 money and he counted all this shit there. You could smell like it was in the wall. Just the front for me. He must have went in the wall, pulled out some old school money and bought the shit with old school. You know, everybody would be rapping like, you know, I got money for the,
Starting point is 00:38:26 you know, I got money I ain't spent since 92. this, he really took me to buy Ben's, maybe 100-something,000, and it was all in that old school where you smell a shit. Your father left you some money like that, right? Now, he did, though. Tom Pete left me some money that, remember, you smelled old like it was back in the day shit. Money always worked. Let me tell you something. Speaking of time, I never really brag about jail because I only did four months. I've got friends that did 20, 30. 40 years. But last night I got...
Starting point is 00:39:02 I only did four days. Huh? I only did four days. Man, that's a lot. Hell. Looking out the window for four days. Looking at the bus stop. What?
Starting point is 00:39:11 I know you was at county, so you had black coffee, bologna sandwich, shit like that. I have one cup of Kool-Aid. Tell you something. I did time. Two vitamins.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I got to explain this to you. I did time in the feds. Don't like. And there's two, you know, I'm thinking, Mike. Let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:39:31 I was thinking, Mike. I grew up in the projects, right? And there's this grass in the middle of all the project builders.
Starting point is 00:39:38 We got big project buildings. Every building is 14th floor, 145 apartments. I counted all the doors. Right? Everybody was... 14 floors, 145 apartments. Accounting all the doors.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Now, and everybody got nine kids. So this shit is like, you fuck up one guy, you got to fight the other brother. You got to fight Jamie. Jonathan Craford till you get fucked up
Starting point is 00:40:05 to one of them found you out you got to go up the line then the Cock Diesel brother come out as old. Good luck At least you stood tall you fought them you got your ass with that's where I come from.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Projects is like gladiator the point I'm trying to make is there's a big grass in my projects everybody has shootouts there they have fights you know one day I go up to the roof of my building and I look at the grass. And I say to myself, was this like an experiment? Because like if you go up on my roof
Starting point is 00:40:38 and you see the gun battles and the fights and everything that happened in the middle of the grass, you sit up there as almost like the Coliseum. And so where I'm getting to is when you go to the Feds where I went, you got 2,000 dudes, Jamaicans, Aryan nations, Spanish dudes, black dudes, These white American dudes And there's only four tables I'm just trying to There's four tables with four chairs That's 16 seats
Starting point is 00:41:11 And there's 2,000 guys And it's right in front of the three TVs You got the Spanish TV The Black is got Don't know English You're looking at the mommy's in the Spanish TV Like that's like The world
Starting point is 00:41:23 No no that shit is like You might as well call That shit softball born, motherfucking looking at that. They don't got to know what they're talking about. They're up in there like this every day, right? So you got four tables, of course, I got a table, right? Ooh, I got a table.
Starting point is 00:41:39 No, no, I'm walking there in 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, I say, yo, who sits in them tables? Homeboy looked at me shook because a lot of guys are pussy. They're not really real. Just because you in jail, you act tough. You get in jail. I watch people get smack, punched in the face and said, my bag, and keep walking.
Starting point is 00:41:56 These guys cocked. These who playing basketball, nephew, you don't got to go in there for me to tell you. The guys you think is tough on your block, I watch guys get punched in their face and say, my bag, I'm sorry and walk away. I never seen no shit like you got to fucking murder me. Like, you just can't do it, right? So I'm up in there. He does that.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I go down to the table. Guy's sitting there. I'm like, you're my man, get the fuck up. He don't want to get up. I say, you're my man. You got to get the fuck up. He got up and he left. So I took the table.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Ten minutes in there, right? Sit down. Half the jail hated me. A thousand niggas hated me because they was like, oh, he's not going to kick freestyles. These niggas in here on this bullshit, right? You wanted you to run?
Starting point is 00:42:44 Everybody rhyme in jail. Everybody want to rhyme for you. I ain't let one dude ride for me. So I'm sitting down in the chair. They look and some of them hate me, some of them don't, whatever. Who gives a fuck, right? I only got four months anyway.
Starting point is 00:42:56 So I'm willing to do. be in the box for the four months. The point is, soon as I figured it out, like, I just needed like a week in there, right? Because the first week,
Starting point is 00:43:09 the feds don't give you commissary. I don't give a fuck of you Donald Trump. It takes you two weeks. I got him getting it. I walked in there. Listen, you got him getting it. I got him getting it.
Starting point is 00:43:20 No, I got him getting it. He breaks the rules. Let me tell you, I walked in with $5,000 cash in my pocket. To put a commissary, he still took two weeks. The point is the first meal. I had to wait on line. And they were very generous.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Everybody, they kept throwing the, like the plate, they kept on. They threw like six a hated them on my table, right? When I tell you, this shit tastes like, though, when, listen, even the guys that mind their business, there's some guys in jail mind their business, don't bother nobody. They're over there. They don't talk to nobody. You know, they're good people. When I tell you, all of them looked over and wanted to,
Starting point is 00:43:57 seen my first reaction. When you had to eat his fucking food. This was dog shit, this food, right? My dog was eating better than this. They all look and they was like, okay, he knows what it is in here now, right? So I go like, but very quick, I got me an Italian chef. They had a chef down in the thing, Chef Jr.
Starting point is 00:44:16 He wasn't pussy, so don't think he was just to take. But he was my chef. He'd make me homemade ice cream, mozzarella. They were still the clams, and they would make me leguian clams. So it's all type of shit. We were dumbing out. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, new?
Starting point is 00:44:38 Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember.
Starting point is 00:44:58 I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:46:05 What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm C.J. Toledano, and our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows. Without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid.
Starting point is 00:46:37 He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. He running up the court,
Starting point is 00:46:52 licking his fingers, why he got the bar. Like, you go through a training camp with that, I said, You figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. There are times when the mind becomes a difficult place to live. This is David Eagleman with the Inner Cosmos podcast, and for Mental Health Awareness Month, we're dedicating a series to understanding the mind when it struggles.
Starting point is 00:47:23 I'm joined by doctors, researchers, and those with lived experience. We'll talk with singer-songwriter Jewel about anxiety. I started living in my car, and then my car got stolen. I was shoplifting. I was having panic attacks. I was agoraphobic. And making it through hardship. To be present is a learned skill, and it's hard to be present.
Starting point is 00:47:45 We'll talk with John Nelson about clinical depression and the brain implant that saved his life. What I learned is that procedure made me happy because I'm disease-free. And we'll talk with leading experts. like Judd Brewer about anxiety and John Hirschfield about obsessive-compulsive disorder and the science of how the brain can change. This is a month of deeply personal
Starting point is 00:48:08 and honest conversations about what happens when the brain goes off course and what we can do about it. Listen to Inner Cosmos on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You got the guy, I got pick up a guy I told you about Hong Kong's Mongolia.
Starting point is 00:48:30 So in jail In jail How you think the nigga Hong Kong's Mongolian? Because he was the guy Nobody wanted And so in jail If you white
Starting point is 00:48:43 You're with the white guys You black You with the black guy You with the Spanish He was a white guy That the white guys Ain't want But I saw him
Starting point is 00:48:53 And he was Man He had that boot strength So like he played basketball And nobody wanted to deal Because he'll hit you With an elbow A shit mom
Starting point is 00:49:01 And he was strong So I said, my man, come with us, man. You eat with us, you with us. I gave him a name, Hong Kong's Mongolia. And one day he comes up to me, because the guy's partially slow. I mean, but he's just, no, no, he's not slow. He's just slow. Yeah, he's a little bit off.
Starting point is 00:49:20 He ain't go past second grade. But this guy was, you know, he was. Damn, second grade. No, you. Give him at least six grades. No, this guy take out 10. Give him six. Give him six.
Starting point is 00:49:31 This guy would take out 1020 guys. Like, if it was all out war, he's going to take out 1020. He's Hong Kong's Mongolia. He used to stand there like this. The white guys was looking like, oh, shit. There got to be something to this bad Joe snatched up this guy, and I'm calling him. And the whole job, yo, listen, there ain't no different than this show.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Hong Kong's Mongolian. He's walking through. What's up, boss? They're looking like we made them a stake. We didn't recruit this thing. He's the Hong Kong. He was like Shadoor. They let him go.
Starting point is 00:50:10 They let him go. He went past all the drafts, and I seen the sparkle in him. I said, yo, this is Hong Kong's money. He'd come up to me one day. He said, boss, boss, I said, what's up? He said, I just realized Hong Kong and Mongolia is two different places. I said, my man, shut the fuck.
Starting point is 00:50:30 I'd be happy. I gave you a day. get the fuck out of you. Okay, boss. Okay, boy. He goes on. But I got this story, but I thought about it last night.
Starting point is 00:50:38 I don't really brag about jail because these guys did 10,000 years in jail. But in the feds, less now than ever, but they always said you go to the feds and guys got money in there. So next to me in the table, don't ask me how they got the table. It was for Latinos. I'm in Miami, so they could be like, Cuban, but I don't think they're Cuban.
Starting point is 00:51:04 But you could tell they got money. Like in the streets, if I pulled up in the Cullin, they're pulling up in the Culley. They're pulling up. These guys got money. They're not bothering nobody. They got money. I don't really talk to them because they really ain't my type of guys. I'm sorry if y'all watching.
Starting point is 00:51:18 There wasn't my style of guy. You know what I'm saying? And so one day, we sitting there, we watching TV, and the guy goes at orders of pizza pie. Now, at least jail I was in, a pizza pie is like caviar, right? Everybody ain't have a pizza pie. Any normal person, they have a... Yeah, the real pizza pie or somebody... No, not.
Starting point is 00:51:42 The jail pizza pie, but it's still a big deal. In jail, I watched niggas throwing bananas down their shit or apple. Like, diggas do the most derelict shit for anything in there. Like, I mean, grown men, yo watching your back while you're still in a banana. That's how bad it is in jail, bro. It's really a third world country in America. bad in there. But anyway, pizza, they're up to like 20 pizzas.
Starting point is 00:52:06 For no reason. They couldn't even eat it. Y'all, another pizza. Every time a pizza came, they kept looking at me. My table was right next one. It was like, I go on myself. Okay. In the feds, at least a gel I'm at. The eggs they give you in the morning
Starting point is 00:52:24 is powdered eggs. They had never seen a real egg in the jail. A fucking egg. Think about we go to store by it does it. They had never seen a real egg in the jail I was in. I go to my cell,
Starting point is 00:52:41 I come out. Micahways right there, the whole fucking shit you see. Crack an egg. Bam, one, that was it. Yo, they had never seen the egg. Bam, one.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Bam, two. Bam, I'm up to 40, 50 eggs. Just, bam. Yo, yeah. Bam. Bam. The old jail's watching. The Arrists.
Starting point is 00:53:09 They do the challenge. Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo, I'm trying to... 40-58. How about I keep going? Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:24 To like 6 to 7? 678, 6 to 7? 6 to 7? 6.7? 6.7? Like this? The motherfucking look at me dizzy They learned The pizza dudes
Starting point is 00:53:37 Bro They never seen an egg I bust open So many eggs The scramble eggs The scramble eggs was so big And I just kept going like this Like letting them know
Starting point is 00:53:51 Like yo bro I got shit You ain't even see In this fucking jail Y'all trying to play with me With some pizzas Y'all got me Fucked up
Starting point is 00:53:59 I get up to the six seven I give me chef junior, let him go. You know what's crazy is we had. And this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, no offense, with this slight racist, what I'm about to say right now. We had, no, no, no, no, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:54:14 We had one Asian guy in the whole jail. One Asian. And I would bother them every day. Like, yo, you make Chinese rice. You know how to cook. You know how to cook. You make, I'm a fat dude. Like, I prefer, like, listen to me, man.
Starting point is 00:54:32 I want the Chinese rice, the man telling me, yo, I don't cook. I keep bothering him. Yo, he's, I don't cook. I don't cook. I'm like, you got Chinese, you know. Huh? They know how to make it.
Starting point is 00:54:44 I got to give him it. He wouldn't let me punk him into making Chinese rice. I kept bothering him like, yo, you make Chinese, you got Chinese food. You got Chinese. You know how they. He was like, no, I don't know. All right. So one day is my man's birthday.
Starting point is 00:54:59 And I give the dude the white travel like a. Mr. Chow. And I have him I have him serve my man for his birthday like his man. I said, yo, Mr. Child, baby. Mr. Child, I got the,
Starting point is 00:55:12 with the white, with the white towel over his head. I'm like, yo, Mr. Child, man, in the Feds, man. You got Mr. Child. Hey, you know, we was clowns, man. This thing is crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:22 No, no. Yo, listen. Clowns. I said, so I go on a visit. and somebody slips me some Jordans. Now, in the feds, you're even wearing a gray sweatsuit or a beige.
Starting point is 00:55:44 I don't give a fuck who you are. They are not. No one has Jordans. I got it by the fault. You told me, yo, slip your shit off. I slipped it off in a visit. Then I put them on as Jordans. Biggest mistake in my life.
Starting point is 00:56:02 I go up at the elevator, the whole elevator's life. You know, because in this building, they got these elevators. You can put a tractor trailer in there. So they got 300 guys on the building. And the whole visit is looking at my feet like, I walk in the fucking tear. Puerto Rican dude, barber. I would love to see him. He was a barber with a little tail from Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:56:25 He was a real one. So he runs up and goes, like I tell you, it's real racial in there. He runs up and goes, May bach May bach He starts screaming If I wanted to be on the low It's no low
Starting point is 00:56:38 He's screaming May bach May bach Basically he's saying Yo the Puerto Rite The Latino guy The Mabat Like the cullin in on his feet
Starting point is 00:56:48 You ain't never see this shit He's telling everybody Yo The Jordans is a Maybock in here Man It's a fucking Maybock And he's screaming
Starting point is 00:56:57 And everybody started Lookin up From all corner So I'll get the spaghetti feet damn there. You know, my shit looking like Jerry Lewis. I'm walking too. For sure, I'm in trouble.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Right? For sure, I'm not scared of somebody stealing the sneaker. I'm in trouble, right? So I felt like Homeboy, what's the thing? Huggy Bear with the fish tank pumps. Remember when he came out to jail? He had the fish in the shoes years later, and they was playing public enemy.
Starting point is 00:57:25 His shit, I'm going to get you sucker. Bro, I felt like Huggy Bear walking out there in them shits. Sure enough, the next day, they rush myself. They got these people, like internal affairs or whatever they call S-I-S. They rush the cell. Boom. I'm working out and pull out the Jordans. I go into thing.
Starting point is 00:57:46 The assistant warden is there. Now, this woman, shout out to the woman. She's like, tough, real tough. So I said, hey, I was always nice to this lady. I don't know why. I was always nice that. Anytime I passed that, anytime I did something, I was like, hey, Gordon, I had that report. So she says, none of these people are your friends, Joe.
Starting point is 00:58:12 We got like 40 phone calls from the hotline talking about you got the Jordans. So I'm like, you know, I'm not my friends. She said, do you know what we got in here? I said, no. She said, such as such, the leader of the shower pies. Such is such the leader of the guerrilla falls. on me in Colombia. Such and such the king of all,
Starting point is 00:58:35 because it's Miami's the hub. Yeah, that's true. So if you're doing work out there, Jamaica, Santa Domingo, Puerto Rico, the killers are all killers. They throw them over. It's Miami's the hug, right?
Starting point is 00:58:48 And she said, and do you know every floor I go to? Whose fucking name I hear the most? She said, fat, motherfucker fucking Joe. I see, yo, what you want to do? Like, I've been home. humble, I don't get into arguments for nobody.
Starting point is 00:59:04 She's just like, Jody, not your friend. They called up and she gave me a chance. Thank God. But that was, that was, you know, they all called on me. All you guys, you know who you are, they all called on me about the Jordans. But, you know, jail was different. I don't advise nobody to go there. To me, it's like communism.
Starting point is 00:59:21 It's a third world country. If your family don't send you no money, then you have no resort but to do crazy things, man. But I was just thinking about that today because I don't try to think. about that you know what I'm saying but sometimes it can't escape your mind yeah last night I don't know it's the simple things man I was just thinking about it because you know my whole life I've been chasing the stunt my whole life I've been flexing my whole life since I'm a kid I've been trying to make a movie and I just got I started laughing
Starting point is 00:59:52 when I thought about the eggs and the fucking that the pizza pie like I really stunned it on them with the eggs that shit was crazy man But um, hip hop. We got a tour coming. Have it Kamar D. Ray Korn is chef. Lox. Lox is on that tour?
Starting point is 01:00:13 Uh-huh. Are you, yeah? Supposed to be. You guys are killing the market, man. I got to go to Yugoslavia to get a chat. Yo, come on. You guys. I'm trying to get some of them bags you getting over there.
Starting point is 01:00:29 South Dakota, North Dakota. I'm saying, Rich. We in Miami. We in Miami, so, you know, I mean, it is what it is, but that would be crazy. The locks, Mar-D., Ray Korn and the chef, that would be, like, I love what y'all doing with the cash money. It should be a nice show. You could bring samples from Dynasty Commodity.
Starting point is 01:00:52 I mean, do you guys not have samples? Because I don't get high, but if I got high, did you have a sample? You can have a pre-roll for you, the test them for you? So Dynasty Commodity does have samples. Okay. Thank you very much. Shout out Trigotone, Jamal. Do you got a sample from Dynasty Commit?
Starting point is 01:01:10 This is the number of the D. I got you a sample? Yeah, they gave me a nice. They gave me a nice. No. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Rich.
Starting point is 01:01:18 They took him. Yo, Rich, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you didn't give out samples. It gave me a nice package when I went for the... Stiles P opened up a joint. Yeah, strange for life. 145th and Broadway.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Oh, that's going to be fun. Yeah, me. I might pull up today on that motherfucker just to pull up. I don't get high, but I got to go show support. Anytime one of us open the business, do anything like that, we got to pull up. Facts. That's like, you know, that's the American dream being an entrepreneur. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:51 I've been an entrepreneur since I'm 12 years old. I don't want to work for nobody. I just don't want to. You remember when Norrie was up here, he was like, yeah, you know, I wanted to charge y'all. I was like, Yonori, I worship you. I don't just worship you. I love you to death.
Starting point is 01:02:06 I'm not working for you. I just don't. It's hard. I can't work for nobody. It's so hard. Every business I ever did, somebody doesn't sat down with me. Yo, I want to invest money. I'm like, I'm good.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Do you do to rewind the tent? You know how many guys we know with serious money sat down with me? I love it. It's disruptive. Can I give you 10? 10 million of this. I'm like, nah,
Starting point is 01:02:32 bro, I don't, I'm cool, I'm the boss. Why would that one? You know what I'm saying? But, you know,
Starting point is 01:02:37 whenever one of us get a business, you know, I pulled up on Ray Kwan got one. Had Story. New Jersey. I went out there.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Astoria, man. Astoria. We got to definitely get an award because we're throwing that shit on up here, and they. What you want us to do?
Starting point is 01:02:52 They're overlooking us. Nah. They overlooking us, they overlooking us, man. These guys are, these guys are dizzy and the colder it gets because it's summer. We've been doing
Starting point is 01:03:04 this summer when it gets cold. We don't have that super electrical shit on. How cold it is in here. Yo, by the way, the AC snaps the back of the neck, guys. I'm not complaining. This place is incredible for some reason the AC is like,
Starting point is 01:03:21 now you got to be right under it because when we have a guess and I got the shit over there, I said, I know what crack. You all got like a professional cold. The shit don't leave. I have a cold for life. Yo, it's under.
Starting point is 01:03:35 This shit is legendary. You're under there. Yesterday. For some reason, it was really working. Bam, just on my neck and shit. Y'allam, you got something? Look at my man, Harlem. Hallam made for me, man.
Starting point is 01:03:48 He said he got a gift for me. I told, man, you might as well come on. Hall him everywhere, man. He's a great guy, man. I knew you. I knew you looked at. I knew you had it. You know this shit happened.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Bill Clem. I'm wearing the T.S. Air Force. That's fire. This ain't Photoshop, my brother. No, that's fine. There ain't no cap in this. You see that I got that presidential. Bill Clinton rocking these sneakers.
Starting point is 01:04:12 I've been trying to put up a poster I got of this in my house. They won't allow me. Hold it up. It's Bill Clinton, bro. Thank you, my brother. This shit is beautiful. I don't see why he wouldn't wear your Air Force One. He like getting the head.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Throw the flag. Yo, you got two. You don't get the, that's a flag. You're going to hit me with a... Oh, that's a clock. I hate my own stuff for the... Don't. Don't a flag, man.
Starting point is 01:04:37 You probably had some airs on when he got right. Man. I mean, my man, Bill. Probably a air's on in the whole office that day. I know somebody who's... I can't say, but who is... I'm talking about top five dead or alive, singer.
Starting point is 01:04:57 I can't even... In every genre... Just in case. The man goes to perform for Christmas at the White House. And he says Bill Clinton pulled him in the room. It was like, yo, with the hose hat, bro? I thought you were. It seems Bill ain't learned his lesson.
Starting point is 01:05:23 Yo, Bill Clinton tells him, I'll tell you who after college, you'll die. The man tells me, yo, I go to sing at the White House, Bill Clinton. calls me in the room. Like, yo, I thought you had all the bitches, man. What's the bitches at? This is that. He was like, yo, this is the, in the White House, the president of the, you know, Bill, he liked the ladies, man. And with that, this is crack.
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