The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Tekashi 6ix9ine & hip hop's SNITCHING era, Shedeur Sanders, WILD jail stories
Episode Date: August 19, 2025Fat Joe and Jadakiss are BACK to discuss the troubling rise of snitching in hip hop, from Tekashi 6ix9ine pointing people out in court to the rumors swirling around Gunna's involvement in Young Thug's... trial. Joe and Jada also react to Shedeur Sanders' electric NFL preseason debut for the Cleveland Browns against the Carolina Panthers, Finesse2Tymes dealing with controversy after his mother came out with a GoFundMe, and Joe tells some EPIC stories from his time in jail.5:30 - Finesse2Tymes drama 14:00 - Tekashi 6ix9ine & snitching in hip hop 25:00 - Joe's reaction to Gunna's album 29:30 - Shedeur Sanders BALLED OUT 39:00 - Fat Joe shares WILD jail stories 1:00:15 - The Lox joining Mobb Deep & Raekwon on tour? [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey guys, it's us
The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe.
I'm Kevin.
And I'm Nick.
And guess what?
We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it.
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We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season. And I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments.
If we didn't talk ever again, I was harmed.
You just understood.
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And there is no code no more.
They just isn't no code no more.
It's rats everywhere.
Too many Fredos, not enough Michaels.
That's a fact.
What's up, y'all?
This is Joe Crack at Dawn.
It's your boy Jada.
You know what it is, the Joe and Jada show.
Welcome to Our World.
Well, we get paid to be the flyers dudes in the game.
and fucking talk shit.
This is amazing in this world, right?
20-25 is something special.
We get to come up here,
throw that shit on, and talk
shit. It's so crazy, right?
Because, yo, Jada, now
I'm locked in.
Right? You locked in, too. You don't realize
you locked in. You coming through
like, all right, but you really
locked in on this podcast shit.
And I analyzed this podcast
world, and
most of them,
If we go according to the list that they put out,
most of them lead off controversy.
Everything they do is controversy.
Sit up in there, talk about girls, talk about dudes,
like this, all they shit.
If you look at that whole list,
all these guys are just amplifying the hate.
They actually have some podcasters.
They made people kill each other on their podcasts.
Like, yo, this guy said, fuck your mother.
Are you going to kill them?
Yo, or this, this, this.
And they went and killed each other.
And they want reparations.
They're like, yo, what's my man?
Who was it?
G. Herbo or something.
He said, yo, y'all got to donate something back to the hook.
Because the point is they lead with controversy.
We leave with love.
We hear with the spirit of hip-hop.
We hear to preserve the culture.
And we walk with God.
We walk with God.
I'm looking, you know what I'm saying?
On IG, I see this guy randomly.
And he's talking about his wife.
He even talked about his wife almost like more than God.
Like he was like, my wife is everything.
I cut off my best friend.
I dis and this and that.
I dis for my wife anything.
This.
My wife is number one.
I don't care.
This, this, this.
What do you feel about that example?
He's a,
the space where his wife is larger than life for him.
I'm like, congrats to him.
You know what I mean?
He never been, he never caught his left hook or he never been in an experience
to the real world yet.
He be a high.
You know, one thing I never liked is guys who, hey, we all love our wives, right,
and our family, but I never respected men.
who get a wife and get so in love with them that they forget their mother.
They lose.
They forget their mother and their family.
They act like, this is my family.
This is no longer my family.
Like, I only have to care about my wife and my children and not my moms or my pops or, you know, I never like that.
Yeah, that's kind of cowardly.
It should never be no reason for you to cut off your bombs or your parents.
You know what's crazy?
I'm going to ask you something.
You don't have to have a comment.
I don't have to have a comment.
No.
No, I'm just keeping it a buck, right?
Because I don't really know enough of the brother to really elaborate,
but I can tell you from our perspective,
being in the hip-hop game for so long.
But I see the guy, finesse two times.
Oh, shit.
I've seen his mom's on there.
I don't know.
Let me talk.
Let me chime in.
I ain't chiming in.
I'm just listening.
Go ahead.
As I've seen this.
So most of us in hip-hop grew up poor struggling.
To this day, I got family members that left in the project.
But I got to cut you off before that.
Because it's some like assholes in the comments that think I grew up like the
Huxter Boots.
I'm saying?
I don't know what the fuck.
wrong with these people, but
coming from where we come
from, it's a beautiful
thing to have both of your parents.
I know in route, they see
all these people. Yeah, we had
both of our parents. Do that mean
we wasn't in the street? No.
Do that mean our household
we had gold spoons? No.
My mom did, she
bust her ass, my father's,
my pop was on drugs, he was able to shake
back. I was outside
doing shit. I was smart and
school, I was athletic, and I was outside.
Just ask the people.
This acts the cops.
Just ask any fucking body who want to ask.
In some reason, these people got, you can't be, you know, you can't be standing up to
your word if you have both of your parents.
Are you some type of an asshole?
It's a, it's a blessing to have both of your parents if you can have both of your parents.
Illiteracy.
Delusion.
It's like, yo, these guys.
Illusion new records.
You listen, if you're a bum, don't comment on made niggins.
I tell him again, crack.
If you're a bum, don't comment on made niggas, man.
Just, just, and what's wrong with Elevate?
What's wrong with, uh...
He came from somewhere to get the fuck out of it.
Super superior.
That's how I'm looking at that thing.
I don't understand when people are stuck.
and time.
These people are stuck in time
and they look at it as their shortcomings.
They look at you like,
you got to be on it.
Yo, listen, check this out.
Well, I'm telling you,
I still got family members in the projects.
Yeah, we just got a large percentage
of my family.
You can't take care of everybody.
Remy, she got family in the projects.
One day I ran over there,
the Queens, I almost beat up.
Like, I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
Like, you got to go.
Like, they calling me like, yo, grandma out here, like, it's a picnic.
I said, no, no, no, no, you can't do this.
Like, you get that.
But we love our family and we don't feel better than nobody.
And we help everybody if we can.
We just don't let it take advantage of us.
Say it again.
We help every one of my family members,
whether it was directly or indirectly,
my uncle Willie, you know you beat me for three Frankfurters.
The Glyzy Mania.
That almost...
That's what.
No, he beat me for three.
Three glissies.
Some more, my name.
Three glissies.
He's fring for the truck.
No, he was telling me he's going to have a frink for the truck outside the hospital.
I give him the money.
Never seen the truck.
Year later, yo, Joe, I'm trying to get a frank for the truck.
I play it off like I ain't give him the money.
I gave him the money again.
Never got the truck.
The third time, I give him the money.
He beat me out of three franc for the truck.
Right?
He let them keep catching them with this.
Mitch, you wasn't there?
My point is, everybody in my family has found a way not because they know I'm not the one.
But they leaned on, maybe some funerables, maybe some there.
Somebody catch cancer.
They're sick.
And I come through with a silent check.
I keep moving.
I've done that awful, my family.
And my mom's and pops, I paid their bills for 20 years.
Bought them my house.
Bored them everything.
Just took care of them forever.
right till they died right with that saying right i look at this video of two-time finesse's mother
right and i don't know you for that's two times he's swiss two times he's called the two times finesse
i don't know you brother i don't know your background i don't really know the story what i do know
is that i have crazy family i have scandalous family i have some family that have taken advantage of me
or has tried to take advantage of me
where I say, yo, this ain't flying.
The advice I have is,
I don't know what your moms did
for you to fall back from her
if she's not lying, right?
But the moms, you know, that's the threat, right?
So your family, I don't know if it's happened to you,
it's happening to me.
I've had somebody in my family say,
y'all help me and this and this.
And if you don't help me,
this is our scandalous month.
No, no, I'm going GoFund me.
Fat Joe such and such on GoFund me.
That broke my heart.
When a family member told me, y'all,
I go on GoFund me and make a movie saying,
this is real shit.
Go ahead.
I'm telling them, go ahead.
Go get, fuck and go fund yourself.
You do you.
just bought your mother and father
condo. I'm sure you
had differences in some way or another.
The man's
moms looked just like
them.
And
if I'm judging
her comments,
it didn't sound
ratchet, scandalous,
and nothing to me.
No, she sounds very sincere. She sounds like
she was talking from the heart.
She wasn't on the
bullshit.
So when I see it, I'm like, listen, my brother, if you think Fat Joe is something to you
or anything of hip-hop, you know, I would advise you to contact your moms and try to fix
that.
I just felt like I'm not lying to you, Jada, we don't do scandalous, we don't call, but
God told me to say that today.
When I seen that this morning, I was like, yo, if I could just throw it in the air,
the last resort
is to have your moms
on social media
that's not it
I don't know what she did
I don't know what anybody did
I know they got family just
I got a scandalous family
bro
and so I know sometimes
it can overwhelm you
but if you can
find it in the heart
if you can seek the Lord
work it out with your moms
I mean
you know
George Floyd was the final straw
with police getting away
with killing motherfuckers.
That was it.
Right?
What was the event?
Who told you that?
Well, I mean, guys finally went to jail.
The first cops ever went to jail.
Down south, up there,
homeboy still in jail.
David Shafon.
They finally went to jail.
They was killing dudes on camera
and not going to jail.
Where they shot somebody.
I'm not, is it bionous?
Is it the lady?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
They got one day.
The cops got one day
For one of these shits they did
And they killed time, how bad?
You're kind of slap in the faces
That they get one day in jail
I agree
You know, with me, you know
All love and everything
But there's always fuck the police
You're talking to the wrong kid
You know, it's always fuck the police
But my thing is
Oh
What was the event
Oh, not there
Listen
All right
Y'all
Peace police
Listen
And then he's trying to fix
Hey y'all
What's the
What's the event?
Yo, what's the event in hip-hop that broke the camel's back?
Pause.
To make it to where you could snatch.
And if you make good music or something, you could still live out here in hip-hop.
Like, what was the destroy that broke the camoos back in hip-hop where we had a code
and there is no code no more?
They just isn't no code no more.
And what do you think is the event that, you know,
I remember growing up, even if you was fronting,
you wasn't a real gangster, but you was spitting gangster rap shit.
You wasn't fucking with the rats like that.
Right now, this shit.
Too many of them.
Sold out concerts.
I don't think you can escape them.
They're all around.
They're like New York City rats, humans.
It's rats everywhere.
And everywhere is everywhere.
You know.
Too many Fredos, not enough Michaels.
That's a fact.
You know, some of these guys
got to take a boat ride,
never come back.
And so what happens is...
Oh, shit.
Snick is getting on these gangster.
Yeah.
After police,
boat ride, one-way boat rides.
Keep it going.
They're getting no sponsorship, right?
Who do you think we're getting sponsored
by the PAL League or some shit?
One of these...
We sell a liquor, coffee,
you fucking...
We're getting sponsored from gangs.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
You focus up.
No, no, I'm just saying we got to talk about it
because it's not a fucking cold no more.
And I say the guy who fucked the whole shit up.
You're going to say it?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to say, Sammy the bull fucked the whole shit up.
I remember when I was a kid.
Nah.
I didn't
listen
there's no such thing
as a credible rat
but Sammy the bull
the fucking shoot the fuck out
he told every
he told on six
they set him up though
they authored the tapes
you know that
no he took the stand
Sammy the Bull
Sammy the Bull's a superior
rat
he's a superior killer too
though
yeah that don't mean shit
you can't rat and kill
and be justified
no no no you can
oh he killed but he's
He rat, listen.
He was justified enough to tell him, let me out of the witness protection.
I'm good.
I don't need it.
Yeah.
What you got to understand is, Sammy the bull ratted on his friends.
I never forget the one story.
There's no, we ain't giving him a pass.
I was just saying he was a killer.
We know he was a killer.
Alport was a killer.
He's a rat.
He also told him, let me out of witness protection, too.
It was a rat.
And then he came out of witness protection enough until we get killed in Harlem.
No, but he was moving around and dudes was smiling and they wasn't saying nothing to.
You know that.
I know that for a fact.
That's what I'm saying.
That's why it's no.
Well, that's, that's too far.
What I'm saying, Sammy the Bull.
Sammy the Bull.
Lashed it on a yard for 15 minutes.
Sammy the Bull is the most famous rat on the earth.
Sammy the Bull.
Then you came Alpo.
Guy, everybody looked up too charismatic.
Harlem Fly, Louis Vuitton, shit, this, that,
told that he did that, right?
Shut up, Duane Perry and Wayne Perry, Jr.
Then, in hip-hop, the day six-downe sat on that stand.
No.
You remember if you're watching the story,
they're taking them a court in bulletproof vest.
They acted like he was telling on Al Chapo.
He put a lot of good people in jail, man.
another
No no
No we gotta put them away
To his time
My feeling
It's gonna get close
You feel it's
I feel it's time
It's come
I feel as time
It's gonna be soon though
You don't need a lot
Yeah
No
Look I'm not trying to
This
Bro this is something
It's something that
It's something that
I'm thinking last night
I'm sitting on the couch
Trying to come up
With what today's show
Would be about
And it dwells on me
The guys
we lost the code in hip-hop.
Now, is it played out?
I watch other podcasts like, yo, that don't matter no more, this, this, that.
Does it not matter no more?
And I believe 6-9, when he told, he gave guys 20 years in jail.
All the guys he was, oh, but he fucked my wife.
Oh, but he did, that means nothing.
There's a man that works in a bodega.
There's never been a criminal in his life, see some shit,
and he won't tell.
It's in your character
whether you're going to tell
or you're not going to tell.
So 6'9 was telling.
He was hanging out with these cops
before they even went.
Like he's,
he was telling the driver's telling on him.
Everybody's telling on each other, right?
So he's sitting there.
That's the biggest excuse.
That's with Nikki Barnes.
Back in the day, he was on a couple of times.
He told because his man was with his wife.
He was saying he was with my wife.
But then again, he told on 100.
guys. What I'm saying to you is
six, nine, really guys.
Youth, whoever's watching,
it's not in the name. Don't tell, dog.
No, no, no. He put
guys in jail for 20 years.
Now he's guys who co-signed
him. Now,
I want to hear her this is a thing. He comes out of jail.
This is how. He comes
out of jail. And he
goes on his life.
I'm not even going to lie. I watched it from a
dummy account, too. He had
two million. You remember that nephew.
You remember that nephew? You
remember that. You had 2 million
people watching on live. You remember that,
right? True or false?
Two million
to see a rat. Even I was under
a dummy Peppellet
Pugh account looking at what he's going to say.
When he did that,
it told the youth
or it's over. You could rat
whatever the case may be.
Come home, you steal a shit, you lit,
two million this. He and Europe
and all that touring. He's still, I
don't know what his finances is.
I hope he's broke.
But the man...
Now, I'm keeping...
No, they ain't even a flag.
This guy's a rat.
No, that ain't a flag.
So my thing is, this guy running around
buying Birkins for girls and this...
He made people think it was cool a rat.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.
And guess what? We have some big news.
What's the news, name?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called...
Hey, Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We were the first people...
to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with a name
Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it
one of the early names of our band
before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
for people to call in and say, hey Jonas,
and then I wrote down on my little notepad,
Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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or wherever you get your podcast.
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Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman
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This week, my guest,
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help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform?
We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends
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or wherever you get your podcasts.
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And I'm CJ Toledano, and our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds.
Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed.
And finding ways to win no matter what.
He's the smartest player to ever play the game.
His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before.
And he knows.
Without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game.
We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs.
I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series
because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup,
he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid.
He has to guard Julius Randall.
And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense.
And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson,
we dive into some playoff history too.
Steve Nash would get that thing.
That man, hell get the flying.
He running up the court, licking his fingers
why he got the ball, like,
after you go through a training camp with that, I said,
you figure it out real quick.
Get your ass up and down the court,
and you're going to get the ball.
So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app,
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I'm joined by doctors, researchers, and those with lived experience.
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Now, we KAR, but that's how you almost could throw the flag.
But my thing is now, you got some guys that are the hottest guys in the game.
Rants.
Like, I get a phone call for somebody.
He says, yo, man, you got to check this album out.
ever since there's
Listen
Ever since
I assumed you were right
Your people ain't fucking with you no more
You know
I'm not listening
I'm off you
No matter what you do
And I get on the plane
And they fuck me
I listened to this album
This album was so good
I was so guilty of this shit
I listened to this album
I said shit
They knew he's talking about gunning
I'm not saying
Throw the flag
Throw the flag.
Now you got a flag.
You got a flag.
You have a flag.
Because we said we wasn't mentioning names like that.
You just said all of that.
All I said the album was fire.
It's a million racks out there.
You got a shot that you like his album.
Nah.
You just said you liked it.
You just said you enjoyed it.
And then said, no.
No.
I'm not saying that.
What I am saying is.
You just said it.
So where is we don't care anymore in hip-hop?
You can rap.
No, I'm asking.
You kid, right.
But what if you do?
You got the number one album?
You got two million-dollar people on your live, you're this and that.
What the fuck is going on on the earth?
And Gunner ain't right.
He just said the gun in the car wasn't his and there's only one other person in the car with him.
What?
You get that on the way on.
This is crazy.
Oh, shit.
Michael tells him, you broke my heart.
You broke my heart.
Let me try to lighten this shit up a little.
Please do, because you over here going to a gangster.
Let me tell you something.
You said you liked the album, man, part you.
Is it a good album?
It's a good album.
The album.
The album is good.
But you feel bad listening to it?
Yeah, I'm a different, you know, once I had a friend.
One of my best friends.
One of the funniest guys in the world.
Like you would laugh for a day.
He would make you laugh for a day.
One of my best friends.
And he kept hustling.
And I'm fat Joe to rap.
I say, yo, bro, let me buy you a...
Like I said, I don't let people take advantage of me.
But I begged him.
Let me buy you a bodega.
Let me get you a fucking laundromat.
Let me buy you something so you can get...
He did the rich border.
The streets love me.
I'm dissident.
He's talking.
all this shit. He gets snatched up by the feds. Right? Like, damn. One night, I'm in Washington
Heights. We have a dinner after the club. You know how you go to the spot after the club
and eat. And Dominican dude jumps up and goes, yo, yo, your friend. Your friend,
tell on the Dominicans. Your friend. In the middle of a restaurant in Washington Heights. And I'm
sitting there. And I look at him, I knew exactly what he was talking about. He told me the name.
I said, I said, Papi, I don't sell drugs. You never seen me around this. Don't do this ever again to me.
You're talking to the wrong guy. I don't sell drugs. I rap. This is that. And I'll punch you in your
face next time. You do some shit. Like straight up, right? Calm them down. His crew grabbed them.
But he had a point. Valid point. You're hanging out when a niggis talking about you ain't with the
this, that, the nigga rat.
He comes on from jail
and they sending me
messages like, yo, this thing ain't
even got a jacket.
It's cold, is this, that. I never
want to see this guy one time
in my life after he rated
because he violated the cold.
And this is a guy, I can still
tell you to this day, I
loved him. Like a best friend,
I loved him. But because of the cold,
I can't fuck with him.
Right?
And so I've been through this in my life.
And so to see it are so acceptable, how everybody's acting like,
yo, it's okay, it's no problem, it's good music.
Let's separate the art form from what it is.
That's it.
We move it on.
So big.
So be.
Shador Sanders.
Shador.
It's my God.
Tell me about it.
You saw the game?
Did I?
Every play, every snap.
What do you look like to you?
Like the truth.
The truth.
Sacked twice,
two or three touchdowns,
worked the offense like a professional.
You know what I mean?
He defined every...
I think they put him in there
for failure and he blew everybody's shit.
Because he was like third or fourth on the depth chart
Then everybody got hurt
And they told him
He was starting the season open
So it's like
There's some bullshit
You mean the preseason opening
They just sprung that on them
He got right in there
Held like a champ
First of all
Shotout nephew
That's my nigga face
138 yards two touchdowns
Forty-nine snaps
49 snaps sack twice
What about that?
He didn't say that
Look
Yeah but he was moving
You see that up there
He was moving
Look I just look
You see on the computer, I got a look at that me with the Cogley-A-A-A.
What the clip said, Pat Mahomes, on the clips album, Pat Mahones, look up that quote right there, James.
On the clips out.
No, no, he's moving and-
Change ain't getting that quote right there.
No, no, he's that quick.
Let me tell you.
You don't get about the end of the show.
Shador Sanders, once again, this is a show for everybody.
If you hip-hop and you chew to the code, white, Asian, Latino,
no black, whatever, we fuck with you.
But it was some racist shit.
I haven't figured that out.
There he goes again.
Yo, the man went what?
100, 100 and something.
What round?
What round this guy?
Get fucking round.
He's the best guy.
How do you pass him 100-something times?
That's disrespect.
How many teams?
We could have used them in Dallas.
Because, you know, I'm a fake.
Dallas fan after my chiefs or whatever,
because I've got to ride with him.
But he's better than
Dak Prescott. I know it's only one game,
but there's so many teams
that could have used this guy that stuck to the
code.
Court Jada, don't
gay to corporate. Nobody
pick them.
Nobody picked. They did that.
Just like...
It was a private entities. You know,
they're private.
They all fucked up.
143 teams fucked up
Because the 144th got the number one selling jersey,
got the number one prospect, and I've seen it.
His timing, you know.
This timing is impeccable.
Right?
And that's what makes anybody good.
So I see them coming to him.
He waits so they almost catch him to throw it over him lightly.
The guy runs.
He runs this way, runs back, run just,
make him fall on a straight disc.
His timing.
was so precise.
And that's what you need
in the Tom Brady
and a Pat Mahones
and somebody who got
they chill.
You know,
you see them quarterbacks.
When you know you got a killer,
is when they down with 60 seconds
and they're sitting on the sideline,
they look like,
okay.
And they go in there and they gunned that ball.
He got that in him.
Paws.
He got that in him.
And so I was so excited.
We watched on the,
playing. We watched every play too. Now, him told me about timing, like a great comedian. It's all
about timing. A great rapper is all about timing. Right. So I even throw it back to flow Joe.
Right? So I'm going, you got a flow, Joe. You got a flow, Joe. You got a flow, Joe. You got a, got a, got to let
know, Joe. I gave you a chance to breathe and sing it like it was a hit. It was a hit. It was a
perfect timing. I didn't know, but it really was. Perfect timing. You go to Daz
effects. And they go weep and willow or they go, what's the shit? The one, two,
uh, but shoot, dude, that's all timing. When the guy got, I got a light skin girl look like
Michael Jackson got a dark skin girl looking like. This is all timing. And you rapping
and then they knew great rappers know
how somewhere in there to put a bar in there
like, what's wrong with a little Menager?
That's great timing.
And so that's what makes, no, I'm telling you.
You ain't wrong.
It's timing.
It's the whole timing.
What are some songs like that,
some bars that stand out from you or any other artists
that's like,
it, you're like, y'all, this guy
knows what's going. You called the trick in the song, Steve Stout
put me up on the... It's called, what? It's a trick.
It's songs that have a trick in them. It's like,
and I wish I never, man, whatever.
So he said the same thing. No, he just...
I didn't know it was an actual... That's what it's called.
If you think... You're saying
there's a certain bar, but it is a bar and there's also
a trick in the song that makes the whole...
whole hit
songs have them in there.
Yeah, yeah, it's a weird
that's exactly what I'm talking about.
I'm running out of my patience.
That's one.
Knock yourself from him.
There is no turkey chops.
Yo, yo.
It is turkey chops.
As a matter of fact, that's why I bought Top here.
Order this got some turkey chops.
You know, sent it to the crib.
He's talking about his no turkey chops.
My, mama saw.
I told them. Shady Brook got him, man.
Wherety Brook?
You, Shadybrook.
Where?
Where?
Where's that?
Fucking pack of turkey chops.
I went to stop and shop 20 of them.
They ain't got no turkey chops.
Went to the wrong ones.
Everybody who told me, yo, it's turkey chops.
I sent them to get me turkey chops.
Nobody bought back.
Huh?
Y'all, I need them bad.
I've been looking for turkey chops.
You know, I used to be with Von Zip, man.
The living legend of Harlem.
He used to take me down there.
the village.
They had a fancy...
Somebody get them a turkey chop, please.
They had a fancy restaurant,
not restaurant, supermarket,
Citadel or some shit.
All right.
Who has it?
Shadybrook turkey chocolate.
Yeah, man.
Order them shit right now, man.
Your, Rich, can you order this
turkey shop?
Well, you gotta get it from the company, right?
I mean, the supermarket.
Oh, Rich.
That might have been a flag.
So it's the...
Don't do a flag.
some turkey chops.
He got the first.
Yeah.
Yeah, he got that.
I've been looking for it.
Yo, somebody instant call them.
Oh, but you got to get like 10 packs.
Can we instant call them some turkey chops right now so we can see them?
Everybody who told me, yo, I got turkey chopped.
None of them was able to buy me a turkey chop.
They couldn't produce.
It ain't in season right now, I guess, because I couldn't see it.
I went to 20.
hood stoppers chops.
Nobody had turkey chops.
No, no, I need turkey chops.
It's the same thing.
You got to feel like a pork chop, but it's a,
you know, I'm the guy.
I find yellow watermelon.
Like, I get the yellow watermelon.
We got yellow watermelon right now.
I get the pink pineappers.
Like, I'm good at finding shit.
I can't find a turkey job.
I'm keeping it real.
I find the yellow watermen, the pink pineapple.
Why I can't find a turkey chop?
You don't know where to look.
I've been looking.
I've been looking.
Turkey cutlet, man.
That's the same thing.
I just shout out my man, Von Zip, rest of peace, right?
Von Zip was like the last, no snitch American gangster from Harlem.
It's sick.
And this man would be in Cullinans and Harlem and this and this and that.
And I remember one time just to show off with me, he picked me up.
He said, you know, Joe, come with me.
me on buying the Benz.
So we go out the Jersey.
He pays in cash for the Benz
with the small face 20s.
Just showing me, he had like 1970s
money and he counted all this shit there.
You could smell like it was in the wall.
Just the front for me.
He must have went in the wall,
pulled out some old school money
and bought the shit with old school.
You know, everybody would be rapping like,
you know, I got money for the,
you know, I got money I ain't spent since 92.
this, he really took me to buy Ben's, maybe 100-something,000, and it was all in that old school
where you smell a shit. Your father left you some money like that, right? Now, he did, though.
Tom Pete left me some money that, remember, you smelled old like it was back in the day shit.
Money always worked. Let me tell you something. Speaking of time, I never really brag about
jail because I only did four months. I've got friends that did 20, 30.
40 years.
But last night I got...
I only did four days.
Huh?
I only did four days.
Man, that's a lot.
Hell.
Looking out the window for four days.
Looking at the bus stop.
What?
I know you was at county,
so you had black coffee,
bologna sandwich,
shit like that.
I have one cup of Kool-Aid.
Tell you something.
I did time.
Two vitamins.
I got to explain this to you.
I did time in the feds.
Don't like.
And there's two,
you know,
I'm thinking,
Mike.
Let me tell you.
I was thinking,
Mike.
I grew up
in the projects,
right?
And there's this grass
in the middle of all
the project builders.
We got big project buildings.
Every building is 14th floor,
145 apartments.
I counted all the doors.
Right?
Everybody was...
14 floors, 145 apartments.
Accounting all the doors.
Now,
and everybody got nine kids.
So this shit is like,
you fuck up one guy,
you got to fight the other brother.
You got to fight Jamie.
Jonathan Craford
till you get fucked up
to one of them found you out
you got to go up the line
then the Cock Diesel brother come out
as old. Good luck
At least you stood tall
you fought them
you got your ass with
that's where I come from.
Projects is like gladiator
the point I'm trying to make
is there's a big grass in my projects
everybody has shootouts there
they have fights
you know one day I go up to the roof
of my building and I look at the
grass. And I say to myself, was this like an experiment? Because like if you go up on my roof
and you see the gun battles and the fights and everything that happened in the middle of the grass,
you sit up there as almost like the Coliseum. And so where I'm getting to is when you go to the
Feds where I went, you got 2,000 dudes, Jamaicans, Aryan nations, Spanish dudes, black dudes,
These white American dudes
And there's only four tables
I'm just trying to
There's four tables with four chairs
That's 16 seats
And there's 2,000 guys
And it's right in front of the three TVs
You got the Spanish TV
The Black is got
Don't know English
You're looking at the mommy's in the Spanish TV
Like that's like
The world
No no that shit is like
You might as well call
That shit softball
born, motherfucking looking at that.
They don't got to know what they're talking about.
They're up in there like this every day, right?
So you got four tables, of course, I got a table, right?
Ooh, I got a table.
No, no, I'm walking there in 10 minutes.
In 10 minutes, I say, yo, who sits in them tables?
Homeboy looked at me shook because a lot of guys are pussy.
They're not really real.
Just because you in jail, you act tough.
You get in jail.
I watch people get smack, punched in the face and said,
my bag, and keep walking.
These guys cocked.
These who playing basketball, nephew, you don't got to go in there for me to tell you.
The guys you think is tough on your block, I watch guys get punched in their face and say,
my bag, I'm sorry and walk away.
I never seen no shit like you got to fucking murder me.
Like, you just can't do it, right?
So I'm up in there.
He does that.
I go down to the table.
Guy's sitting there.
I'm like, you're my man, get the fuck up.
He don't want to get up.
I say, you're my man.
You got to get the fuck up.
He got up and he left.
So I took the table.
Ten minutes in there, right?
Sit down.
Half the jail hated me.
A thousand niggas hated me
because they was like,
oh, he's not going to kick freestyles.
These niggas in here on this bullshit, right?
You wanted you to run?
Everybody rhyme in jail.
Everybody want to rhyme for you.
I ain't let one dude ride for me.
So I'm sitting down in the chair.
They look and some of them hate me,
some of them don't, whatever.
Who gives a fuck, right?
I only got four months anyway.
So I'm willing to do.
be in the box for the four months.
The point is,
soon as I figured it out,
like,
I just needed like a week in there,
right?
Because the first week,
the feds don't give you commissary.
I don't give a fuck of you Donald Trump.
It takes you two weeks.
I got him getting it.
I walked in there.
Listen,
you got him getting it.
I got him getting it.
No, I got him getting it.
He breaks the rules.
Let me tell you,
I walked in with $5,000 cash in my pocket.
To put a commissary, he still took two weeks.
The point is the first meal.
I had to wait on line.
And they were very generous.
Everybody, they kept throwing the, like the plate, they kept on.
They threw like six a hated them on my table, right?
When I tell you, this shit tastes like, though, when, listen, even the guys that mind their business,
there's some guys in jail mind their business, don't bother nobody.
They're over there.
They don't talk to nobody.
You know, they're good people.
When I tell you, all of them looked over and wanted to,
seen my first reaction.
When you had to eat his fucking food.
This was dog shit, this food, right?
My dog was eating better than this.
They all look and they was like,
okay, he knows what it is in here now, right?
So I go like, but very quick, I got me an Italian chef.
They had a chef down in the thing, Chef Jr.
He wasn't pussy, so don't think he was just to take.
But he was my chef.
He'd make me homemade ice cream, mozzarella.
They were still the clams, and they would make me leguian clams.
So it's all type of shit.
We were dumbing out.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news.
What's the news, new?
Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
And we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
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You got the guy, I got pick up a guy
I told you about Hong Kong's Mongolia.
So in jail
In jail
How you think the nigga
Hong Kong's Mongolian?
Because he was the guy
Nobody wanted
And so in jail
If you white
You're with the white guys
You black
You with the black guy
You with the Spanish
He was a white guy
That the white guys
Ain't want
But I saw him
And he was
Man
He had that boot strength
So like he played basketball
And nobody wanted to deal
Because he'll hit you
With an elbow
A shit mom
And he was strong
So I said, my man, come with us, man.
You eat with us, you with us.
I gave him a name, Hong Kong's Mongolia.
And one day he comes up to me, because the guy's partially slow.
I mean, but he's just, no, no, he's not slow.
He's just slow.
Yeah, he's a little bit off.
He ain't go past second grade.
But this guy was, you know, he was.
Damn, second grade.
No, you.
Give him at least six grades.
No, this guy take out 10.
Give him six.
Give him six.
This guy would take out 1020 guys.
Like, if it was all out war, he's going to take out 1020.
He's Hong Kong's Mongolia.
He used to stand there like this.
The white guys was looking like, oh, shit.
There got to be something to this bad Joe snatched up this guy,
and I'm calling him.
And the whole job, yo, listen, there ain't no different than this show.
Hong Kong's Mongolian.
He's walking through.
What's up, boss?
They're looking like we made them a stake.
We didn't recruit this thing.
He's the Hong Kong.
He was like Shadoor.
They let him go.
They let him go.
He went past all the drafts,
and I seen the sparkle in him.
I said, yo, this is Hong Kong's money.
He'd come up to me one day.
He said, boss, boss, I said, what's up?
He said, I just realized Hong Kong and Mongolia is two different places.
I said, my man, shut the fuck.
I'd be happy.
I gave you a day.
get the fuck out of you.
Okay, boss.
Okay, boy.
He goes on.
But I got this story,
but I thought about it last night.
I don't really brag about jail because these guys did 10,000 years in jail.
But in the feds, less now than ever,
but they always said you go to the feds and guys got money in there.
So next to me in the table,
don't ask me how they got the table.
It was for Latinos.
I'm in Miami, so they could be like,
Cuban, but I don't think they're Cuban.
But you could tell they got money.
Like in the streets, if I pulled up in the Cullin, they're pulling up in the Culley.
They're pulling up.
These guys got money.
They're not bothering nobody.
They got money.
I don't really talk to them because they really ain't my type of guys.
I'm sorry if y'all watching.
There wasn't my style of guy.
You know what I'm saying?
And so one day, we sitting there, we watching TV, and the guy goes at orders of pizza pie.
Now, at least jail I was in, a pizza pie is like caviar, right?
Everybody ain't have a pizza pie.
Any normal person, they have a...
Yeah, the real pizza pie or somebody...
No, not.
The jail pizza pie, but it's still a big deal.
In jail, I watched niggas throwing bananas down their shit or apple.
Like, diggas do the most derelict shit for anything in there.
Like, I mean, grown men, yo watching your back while you're still in a banana.
That's how bad it is in jail, bro.
It's really a third world country in America.
bad in there. But anyway, pizza,
they're up to like 20 pizzas.
For no reason. They couldn't even eat it.
Y'all, another pizza.
Every time a pizza came, they kept looking at me.
My table was right next one. It was like,
I go on myself.
Okay.
In the feds, at least a gel I'm at.
The eggs they give you in the morning
is powdered eggs.
They had never seen a real
egg in the jail.
A fucking egg. Think about
we go to store by it does it.
They had never seen a real egg
in the jail I was in.
I go to my cell,
I come out.
Micahways right there,
the whole fucking shit you see.
Crack an egg.
Bam, one, that was it.
Yo,
they had never seen the egg.
Bam, one.
Bam, two.
Bam, I'm up to 40, 50 eggs.
Just, bam.
Yo, yeah.
Bam.
Bam.
The old jail's watching.
The Arrists.
They do the challenge.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, I'm trying to...
40-58.
How about I keep going?
Oh.
To like 6 to 7?
678, 6 to 7?
6 to 7?
6.7?
6.7? Like this?
The motherfucking look at me dizzy
They learned
The pizza dudes
Bro
They never seen an egg
I bust open
So many eggs
The scramble eggs
The scramble eggs was so big
And I just kept going like this
Like letting them know
Like yo bro
I got shit
You ain't even see
In this fucking jail
Y'all trying to play with me
With some pizzas
Y'all got me
Fucked up
I get up to the six
seven
I give me
chef junior, let him go.
You know what's crazy is we had.
And this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, no offense,
with this slight racist, what I'm about to say right now.
We had, no, no, no, no, I'm telling you.
We had one Asian guy in the whole jail.
One Asian.
And I would bother them every day.
Like, yo, you make Chinese rice.
You know how to cook.
You know how to cook.
You make, I'm a fat dude.
Like, I prefer, like, listen to me, man.
I want the Chinese rice, the man telling me,
yo, I don't cook.
I keep bothering him.
Yo, he's, I don't cook.
I don't cook.
I'm like, you got Chinese, you know.
Huh?
They know how to make it.
I got to give him it.
He wouldn't let me punk him into making Chinese rice.
I kept bothering him like, yo, you make Chinese, you got Chinese food.
You got Chinese.
You know how they.
He was like, no, I don't know.
All right.
So one day is my man's birthday.
And I give the dude the white travel like a.
Mr. Chow.
And I have him
I have him serve my man
for his birthday like his man.
I said, yo, Mr.
Child, baby.
Mr. Child, I got the,
with the white,
with the white towel over his head.
I'm like, yo, Mr. Child,
man, in the Feds, man.
You got Mr.
Child.
Hey, you know, we was clowns, man.
This thing is crazy.
No, no.
Yo, listen.
Clowns.
I said,
so I go on a
visit.
and somebody slips me some Jordans.
Now, in the feds, you're even wearing a gray sweatsuit or a beige.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
They are not.
No one has Jordans.
I got it by the fault.
You told me, yo, slip your shit off.
I slipped it off in a visit.
Then I put them on as Jordans.
Biggest mistake in my life.
I go up at the elevator, the whole elevator's life.
You know, because in this building, they got these elevators.
You can put a tractor trailer in there.
So they got 300 guys on the building.
And the whole visit is looking at my feet like, I walk in the fucking tear.
Puerto Rican dude, barber.
I would love to see him.
He was a barber with a little tail from Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico.
He was a real one.
So he runs up and goes, like I tell you, it's real racial in there.
He runs up and goes,
May bach
May bach
He starts screaming
If I wanted to be on the low
It's no low
He's screaming
May bach
May bach
Basically he's saying
Yo the Puerto Rite
The Latino guy
The Mabat
Like the cullin in on his feet
You ain't never see this shit
He's telling everybody
Yo
The Jordans is a Maybock in here
Man
It's a fucking
Maybock
And he's screaming
And everybody started
Lookin up
From all corner
So I'll get the
spaghetti feet damn there.
You know, my shit looking like Jerry Lewis.
I'm walking too.
For sure, I'm in trouble.
Right?
For sure, I'm not scared of somebody stealing the sneaker.
I'm in trouble, right?
So I felt like Homeboy, what's the thing?
Huggy Bear with the fish tank pumps.
Remember when he came out to jail?
He had the fish in the shoes years later,
and they was playing public enemy.
His shit, I'm going to get you sucker.
Bro, I felt like Huggy Bear walking out there in them shits.
Sure enough, the next day, they rush myself.
They got these people, like internal affairs or whatever they call S-I-S.
They rush the cell.
Boom.
I'm working out and pull out the Jordans.
I go into thing.
The assistant warden is there.
Now, this woman, shout out to the woman.
She's like, tough, real tough.
So I said, hey, I was always nice to this lady.
I don't know why.
I was always nice that.
Anytime I passed that, anytime I did something, I was like, hey, Gordon, I had that report.
So she says, none of these people are your friends, Joe.
We got like 40 phone calls from the hotline talking about you got the Jordans.
So I'm like, you know, I'm not my friends.
She said, do you know what we got in here?
I said, no.
She said, such as such, the leader of the shower pies.
Such is such the leader of the guerrilla falls.
on me in Colombia.
Such and such the king of all,
because it's Miami's the hub.
Yeah, that's true.
So if you're doing work out there,
Jamaica, Santa Domingo,
Puerto Rico,
the killers are all killers.
They throw them over.
It's Miami's the hug, right?
And she said,
and do you know every floor I go to?
Whose fucking name I hear the most?
She said, fat,
motherfucker fucking Joe.
I see, yo, what you want to do?
Like, I've been home.
humble, I don't get into arguments for nobody.
She's just like, Jody, not your friend.
They called up and she gave me a chance.
Thank God.
But that was, that was, you know, they all called on me.
All you guys, you know who you are, they all called on me about the Jordans.
But, you know, jail was different.
I don't advise nobody to go there.
To me, it's like communism.
It's a third world country.
If your family don't send you no money, then you have no resort but to do
crazy things, man.
But I was just thinking about that today because I don't try to think.
about that you know what I'm saying but sometimes it can't escape your mind yeah last
night I don't know it's the simple things man I was just thinking about it because
you know my whole life I've been chasing the stunt my whole life I've been flexing my
whole life since I'm a kid I've been trying to make a movie and I just got I started laughing
when I thought about the eggs and the fucking that the pizza pie like I really
stunned it on them with the eggs that shit was crazy man
But um, hip hop.
We got a tour coming.
Have it Kamar D.
Ray Korn is chef.
Lox.
Lox is on that tour?
Uh-huh.
Are you, yeah?
Supposed to be.
You guys are killing the market, man.
I got to go to Yugoslavia to get a chat.
Yo, come on.
You guys.
I'm trying to get some of them bags you getting over there.
South Dakota, North Dakota.
I'm saying, Rich.
We in Miami.
We in Miami, so, you know, I mean, it is what it is, but that would be crazy.
The locks, Mar-D., Ray Korn and the chef, that would be, like, I love what y'all doing with
the cash money.
It should be a nice show.
You could bring samples from Dynasty Commodity.
I mean, do you guys not have samples?
Because I don't get high, but if I got high, did you have a sample?
You can have a pre-roll for you, the test them for you?
So Dynasty Commodity does have samples.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
Shout out Trigotone, Jamal.
Do you got a sample from Dynasty Commit?
This is the number of the D.
I got you a sample?
Yeah, they gave me a nice.
They gave me a nice.
No.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Rich.
They took him.
Yo, Rich, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I thought you didn't give out samples.
It gave me a nice package when I went for the...
Stiles P opened up a joint.
Yeah, strange for life.
145th and Broadway.
Oh, that's going to be fun.
Yeah, me.
I might pull up today on that motherfucker just to pull up.
I don't get high, but I got to go show support.
Anytime one of us open the business, do anything like that, we got to pull up.
Facts.
That's like, you know, that's the American dream being an entrepreneur.
You know what I'm saying?
I've been an entrepreneur since I'm 12 years old.
I don't want to work for nobody.
I just don't want to.
You remember when Norrie was up here, he was like,
yeah, you know, I wanted to charge y'all.
I was like, Yonori, I worship you.
I don't just worship you.
I love you to death.
I'm not working for you.
I just don't.
It's hard.
I can't work for nobody.
It's so hard.
Every business I ever did, somebody doesn't sat down with me.
Yo, I want to invest money.
I'm like, I'm good.
Do you do to rewind the tent?
You know how many guys we know with serious money sat down with me?
I love it.
It's disruptive.
Can I give you 10?
10 million of this.
I'm like,
nah,
bro,
I don't,
I'm cool,
I'm the boss.
Why would that one?
You know what I'm saying?
But,
you know,
whenever one of us
get a business,
you know,
I pulled up on Ray Kwan
got one.
Had Story.
New Jersey.
I went out there.
Astoria,
man.
Astoria.
We got to definitely get an award
because we're throwing
that shit on up here,
and they.
What you want us to do?
They're overlooking us.
Nah.
They overlooking us,
they overlooking us, man.
These guys are,
these guys are
dizzy and the colder it gets
because it's summer. We've been doing
this summer when it gets cold.
We don't have that super
electrical shit on.
How cold it is in here.
Yo, by the way, the AC snaps the back
of the neck, guys. I'm not
complaining. This place is incredible
for some reason the AC is like,
now you got to be right under it because
when we have a guess and I got
the shit over there, I said,
I know what crack. You all got like a
professional cold.
The shit don't leave.
I have a cold for life.
Yo, it's under.
This shit is legendary.
You're under there.
Yesterday.
For some reason, it was really working.
Bam, just on my neck and shit.
Y'allam, you got something?
Look at my man, Harlem.
Hallam made for me, man.
He said he got a gift for me.
I told, man, you might as well come on.
Hall him everywhere, man.
He's a great guy, man.
I knew you.
I knew you looked at.
I knew you had it.
You know this shit happened.
Bill Clem.
I'm wearing the T.S. Air Force.
That's fire.
This ain't Photoshop, my brother.
No, that's fine.
There ain't no cap in this.
You see that I got that presidential.
Bill Clinton rocking these sneakers.
I've been trying to put up a poster I got of this in my house.
They won't allow me.
Hold it up.
It's Bill Clinton, bro.
Thank you, my brother.
This shit is beautiful.
I don't see why he wouldn't wear your Air Force One.
He like getting the head.
Throw the flag.
Yo, you got two.
You don't get the, that's a flag.
You're going to hit me with a...
Oh, that's a clock.
I hate my own stuff for the...
Don't.
Don't a flag, man.
You probably had some airs on when he got right.
Man.
I mean, my man, Bill.
Probably a air's on in the whole office that day.
I know somebody who's...
I can't say, but who is...
I'm talking about top five dead or alive,
singer.
I can't even...
In every genre...
Just in case.
The man goes to perform for Christmas at the White House.
And he says Bill Clinton pulled him in the room.
It was like, yo, with the hose hat, bro?
I thought you were.
It seems Bill ain't learned his lesson.
Yo, Bill Clinton tells him, I'll tell you who after college, you'll die.
The man tells me, yo, I go to sing at the White House, Bill Clinton.
calls me in the room.
Like, yo, I thought you had all the bitches, man.
What's the bitches at?
This is that.
He was like, yo, this is the, in the White House, the president of the, you know, Bill, he liked the ladies, man.
And with that, this is crack.
This is kiss.
This ain't that.
And that ain't this.
It's crack and his kiss.
And boy, enjoy this evergreen, baby.
Gert, one.
Hey, guys, it's us.
The Jonas Brothers.
I'm Joe. I'm Kevin.
And I'm Nick. And guess what?
We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it.
But, you know, tired and sick.
Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite.
Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends.
Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel
help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform?
We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcast.
podcast.
What's up, fam?
It's Isaiah Thomas.
And I'm C.J. Toledano.
It's our favorite time of the year on our podcast, Point Game, the playoffs.
We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season.
And I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments.
If we didn't talk ever again, I was crying.
You just understood.
That's how personal it got.
Wow.
Then after that game seven, Mark keep coming to him.
He's like, you know I love you, dog.
You know, it's all love.
This was just playoffs.
This was just basketball.
So listen to Point Game on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcast.
I'm Deanna Maria Riva and on my new podcast, How Hard Can It Be?
I call on my Gen X squad from Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate Midlife's most fantastic BS.
Unfiltered conversations from night sweats to fupas to scheduling sex.
Wait, what sex?
Is it just me or does every woman my age want to look at Pinterest instead of having sex sometimes?
They say we can't polish a turd, but we're sure going to try.
So let's get blunt with laughs, tears, or tears of laughter.
Listen to How Hard Can It Be with Diana Maria Riva on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
