The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Zohran's shoutout, Snoop Dogg-50 Cent debate, Grammys picks, SMELLIEST rappers

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are ringing in the new year and they’re ALREADY the talk of the culture, with Jada going viral twice-over after his shoutout from New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani at his inauguration and his video walking solo through the city made waves on the internet. Joe makes the promise that 2026 will be Joe and Jada’s year, and on top of that prediction they make their picks for the 2026 Grammys coming up on February 1. How many awards will Clipse take home for ‘Let God Sort Em Out?’ Can any song touch “Luther” by Kendrick Lamar featuring SZA in its categories? Tune in for that and more, including Joe catching Joe Budden at the Knicks game with the glizzy in plain view, a thorough dissertation on the smelliest rappers in hip hop, and a debate on who the most famous rapper in the world is right now between Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent. 3:30 - Jada's viral start to 2026 8:30 - Joe hibernated over the holidays 15:00 - Joe explains "the dirty section" 19:30 - Knicks are spiraling 22:00 - When Terror Squad met The Iron Sheik 25:00 - Joe Budden had the glizzy in plain view 36:00 - Grammys predictions 42:00 - Smelliest rappers in hip hop 50:00 - Joe will stake his reputation on Fordham Road story 55:30 - Joe was 10 years old & saving neighbors with a machete 1:05:00 - Snoop Dogg vs. 50 Cent: who's more famous? 1:11:00 - Hard Rock Bet Presents: NFL Playoffs bets & odds [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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one of our legendary legends is most legend smells like shit. Who's that? You first. No, no, no, yeah, yeah.

You go first. First don't say. Who's the top of them? Stinkiest. Smell it. It smells like shit. What up, y'all? This is the

God Joe Crack. This is your boy, Jay. This is the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary, every show iconic. I can't guarantee your safety today. I can't lie to you. Hove hit us with a birdie in the air and said, I love your show the most when you ain't even got guests.

When you and Jada just going off the top, talking that shit. You know my nigga, Overs professional curd. So he said he wanted to get us up. He begged us up, told us he was watching. Y'all should have no guest. The show is I like when there's you and kiss.

Rock sign. He ain't coming. Hey, listen. That's all love. Perhaps a little save a piece for later. Oh? For no reason. Like, we need that home interview.

Good luck. Good luck, huh? Good luck. Okay. Listen. This ain't that. That ain't this. It's 2026.

Ooh, boss. Mr. Viral. All right, first of all, you not. I need surgery. Serious? I think so. I can say you to Dr. Rock. I got Dr. Rock.

His name on the hospital. He's so ill when you walk in the hospital? His shit like this doctor. I don't want to do surgery, though. I want to do what you do? I've been getting treatment on my knee. I was about to tell you. Let me get treatment.

Major treatment. They do it. They do a sonogram. Sonic. Bleed it put some shit like a sonogram. Put the jelly on your shit. You know about that shit? No shit, dog.

And the cold shit. It's got to hit on our eyes. Sonic Graham and hold on. You're trying to get away from the shit. What? I know you missed a viral and you're not leaving me. So I'm just letting you know right now, this is to the Chuckie friends to the end.

I'll pick up the shit on New Year's Eve and missed the 167,000 on the wrist, punch the shit out of your man's if you come close, no security, this, yo. Then the next day, Mondami, and I ain't even know you asked so many names, Jason, Sylvester Stallone, Johnson, Williams, aka Jadaecus, aka J to the Y.

I said, oh shit, we all side. Yo, you, what's up, man? It's a good start off of the year, man, you know. That's just how I was feeling for one. they made the street somehow wherever I had to go do the private party they made it co-wet they blocked it off and let the people

block it off and walk through look yeah it's blocked off its people just fucking use the street use this particular street that I got to go to it was brick ass the sprinters around it you had a suit on you ain't even had like a fur I thought I was door to the

you know what I'm saying they had a surprise for me. So to stay warm, I had to ventilate on the walk back to the sprinkler. Let me explain, Senator Ye. Because of this show, I live in New York now full time. I've been living in Miami for 20-something years.

The cold's inside of me. I'm walking around with the cold inside. If you go to the supermarket and you get by the fifth section or some shit or by that, you know when that shit, brith, nigga, I'm walking around with the colds.

inside him. The fist section is creepy. You're not even understanding. I can't, I'm not built any shit. My dog or Miami dog. He don't want to go outside. He's going right to the door and piss right on the snow and run back in. He's like, yo, B.

Like, what did you, Miami? Like, what the fuck is going on? This shit colder than Timmy Salomey beating on Michael B. Jordan for the fucking award. All right. Michael B is up for Sinish. to smoke and stack, right?

With Charlemagne movie, I didn't see it. Marty Supreme. That's the new one. It's in the... You can win that queen. Why the fuck he win the thing over the movie that just came... It can't be that.

What he bought for the box? Now, now... Oh, hold on it up. I can see. You know what I mean? I'm pro-B Jordan. Well, he's Bob Dylan. Biggest song right in the world.

And let me tell you something. He played the fuck. That shit got him a Cardassian that shit right there. No, it's for Marty Supreme because Marty Supreme came out last year in 2020. I'm about the walk off the shit. I'm about the boycott. He beat it with a movie that didn't come out yet. It just came out.

Christmas was good. By the way, guys, it was 2025 last week. That shit was last week. Senators was out for three years. How that shit got one week? And it's just beating. It's great. That's more policy.

He won the best actor for Marty Supreme. If it was the Bob Dylan, I understand. I got to see it. I ain't you saying it was better. I didn't see Bob Dylan. I'm just going on Bob Dylan being a bad. No, no, no, no, no. That's why he won't.

I saw Bob Dylan. That motherfucker Timothy shit that he... Well, you ain't seen my miss. He's just that. He pulled like a Leonardo. He was a Spokinstein. No, no, no, no. Michael B. Jordan.

I'm a huge fan. I love Sinner's incredible movie. I don't know about Marty Supreme. I ain't see it yet. My daughter said I would love it. I need Dr. Rock, dog. My shit's- I got Dr. Rock for you.

I need them right now. I want to go right after this. It was house. My shit is killing me, though. See, calmer. Listen, let me tell you, you said, you were fucking with me so. I got to tap your legs.

My shit's common, dog. My shit's done. It's different, but I'm great. It's not the needle. My shit's right. Ooh, this shit came back. By the way. I'm great.

By the way, I'm great. Let me tell you what I did for my Christmas holiday. And New Year's Eve, I stood home for the first time ever. I get drunk two times a year. My birthday, New Year's Eve, I was so bad as a whistle. In my house, I've never, not even when I ain't have $2, when I had $100 in my pocket, I'm fucking party below zero. This is the first year in my life I ever stood home.

and the wife was dancing with Dick Clark and all the miggers on TV and I was just in my room watching the Game of Thrones and I had, and I went like this. Yo, I almost set my crib on fire for Christmas. Let me tell you something. My eyes on New Year's Eve was like this. It was so focused.

I've never felt in my soul like. I was almost on your couch for New Year's Eve. We got a couple of rooms. I was about to tell you, look out the window with me with my own family for New Year Zee. That's what we know we true partners, right? Look what happened. Me, coming from the hood, the bottom, all you ever smelled is garbage cans with fire and incinerated. Me, call myself Christmas Spirit.

Get the fireplace, get the chimney service. Hi, I'm going to Clark Griswold lighting a fire. I want to be by the fire, turn the lights off, the Christmas lights. I'm doing that Willie shit. Get the fire going. Forget the thing. They didn't tell me. Overnight?

It's a thing in the, it's a thing. You got a little carbon ready and you got old. Didn't open it. My crib was like lost days. Every, you know, Bebipipipi, be. I had to open everything, get fenced. My kids going crazy.

They just try to hit this shit with T. shirts they have in their own party, trying to get the smoke detectors out. I was going crazy. Now I'm calling my man. Yo, you didn't tell me him. I'll call you right back. Call me right back.

My crib is about to be... I'm about to be standing in the liver room. We got this shit out. The fire detectors was on for like three hours because the smoke got to go, then the carbon dioxide. Did you call a fire department or you got it done yourself? I mean, needed.

I just, I fucked up. I had to call it the Dominican lady, though. I burnt shit, I burnt. In the house. I fucked up a little bit of paint, soot. I had to call the lady. You paint that shit?

You ain't painted. I called it. God damn. You got to be a good son to paint that shit. Now I'm not, now, though, I'm big grills. Now my fires is me. I can live in the woods. I'm mean or my shit is A1.

So me, I had a big health scare. We know my knee got fucked up for no reason. Old people. Old people shit. Yeah, wait. So I had to go Dr. Rock every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Get the special treatment to make sure my shit right.

Now my shit is right, but I'm still going for maintenance to get my shit super right. Then I went to the doctor. I'm skinnier than ever. I'm 242. And the man looked at me, Dr. Nateman. He's crazy in Miami. He's the best doctor in the way. He's a genius.

He looks at me. He goes. Hmm. Fast once a week and I need you keto for like a month. I'm saying, what fast? Like meaning like order that's it. So I had fast once a week for four weeks in a row and I did keto. I wound up losing 12 pounds.

No carbs. I haven't had a carb in a month. It's chicken, salad, broccoli, steak, this. Seafood, you know, I like sushi. So I get it with the cucumber, not the rice. Little seafood soup. I'm batting a thousand, right? So I lost 10 pounds.

I'm too, I ain't been like this shit since junior high. I'm telling you, I'm worried about my head getting like a bobble head. You know, and I told a doc, I said, your doc, let me tell you something. I don't want my face sunk in. You know, when they look like they face sunk it, I said, the minute that happened is back to the rice and the bread and the pasta. I'm not getting the sunken face. So pitching the shout out, I'm home, getting my A1C, meaning your sugar. If you got diabetes, getting my shit.

My shit is perfect right now. Thank God. I'm doing that. So you go, my knee is great. But I'm looking at Jada, New Year's Eve, 167 to the wrist. That suit was incredible, too. You had a, man. Danny for the Dior suit set up.

You had that Dior suit. Danny, you hooked him up with that suit. Yo, Daddy, that shit was crazy. He looked like money. He's talking this shit. So I'm looking at him my business fun. I said, yeah, but the thing is, I'm looking at 2026 like this. And I'm going to be honest, guys.

I've been successful a long time. And I'm hungry like I was in Forest Projects. So I can't wait for 2026. I'm looking at that shit. I said, oh, this is my year. My man told me every year, yeah, year, I said, no, not like this. I feel it in my soul. I feel it in my bones.

We're going for everything this year. I'm talking about no regular shit. I'm talking about 50 million, 100 million wild shit. Like, I'm tuned in for that. I stood home for four weeks, tuned in. Like, yo, listen, this is what's got to happen this year. If 50 million don't come up in this bank account this year, I got to problem.

No, so I'm letting y'all know I'm coming on another level, pause. That ain't even a pause. We're getting this money this year. No, no, we're getting this money on a different level. And so New Year's was great. We back at the show. I've been watching the dirty section.

Now, y'all kiss. No, when you're home all day, no, tell you something. when you home all day, you got to get on the YouTube and it's the dirty section. Right? And what does that mean, Joe?

They just talk a shit about everybody. Mother, father, they're jumping in. They talk a shit. They hate everybody. Right? We call that shit AM Radio. Good morning. Vietnam.

We're not talking about the podcast that actually had followers. A bunch of losers, bums that think they know shit. They critique. They never did a song. They did, this, this, this. The bums, the dirty section.

So there's a king bum. There's a... Listen, there's a king of the dirty section. Y'all, listen, there's a king of the dirty section. He's been the king for a couple of years, right? You know, a type of nigger, we don't even let him know he live like he exists, right? You know, you just got to be, oh, word, where are he talking, flagrant about everybody? The man go and announce he came.

he came up. Y'all came up. I'm gonna be in the FM dial. I'm gonna have a real podcast with real people backing him up. One thousand podcasts, the dirty shit. They dragging this nigga through the mutton.

No, you can't leave the dirty section. Fuck that. Your mother's this. I never seen that, but he's the king of that. He started that shit. So they're coming at him. When you see crabs in the. bow to do you try and get out the barrel they keep pulling them the dirty section i've never seen

it more in my life they don't want this guy to come up this they man this is the logo they don't want this this man the logo of the dirty section he announced y'all not a real show no no we can't say it we can't give that but he said y'all have a real show coming with real backing right you know we with the volume he's with somebody else he got real backing I never seen suicide bombers coming this man's way. It's 1,000 of them dissing them. Yo, when he was in kindergarten, yo, when he diss this dead, he was in jail, he was pussy.

Yo, they kill it, and he was the king. It's a such thing that when you're from the hood, your hood don't want to see you go. Like, they don't want you to win, win. You could be the king of the dirty section, but they don't want to see you elevate. And the guys sound like, now. Like, he's in the clean sex. He's like, yo, man, I'm not going to shot your names out because

I'm somebody now and y'all want me to do this. Yo, this shit is crazy. I'm looking at this shit on real TV. I'm like, yo, this is crazy. You got to be careful. You know, I commented on one of the dirty ones and he blew up the con. I didn't really even say much. I didn't, you know, the guy disses me for 10 years straight. I say, you're nobody. You're irrelevant. You've been blogging for 10 years and no one knows you. You're a bum and your pussy. And this shit, you're talking, you definitely wouldn't be talking to me on the same block.

Let's not even like, you know how you gave cocky call five cars? We can't get that dig a city block. He won't be on 22nd and I'm on 23rd going, yo, dang, fuck you, you put, like he ain't even in the hell of you. He's in another, he got to be in Soho with some shit to scream that shit. I'm saying, yo, bro. But every now and then, the dirty section, that you need, I feel like,

y'all can stop me and tell me if I'm wrong. But I feel like, no matter how big you are, you know, we just announced Netflix, big deal. Jada kiss bragging about 167. Every now and then, no matter how big you are, you got to touch the third rail. Gotta go back to the trench. You got to listen to the third rail,

curse a couple of niggas out for no reason. Yo, fuck your mother, this, that, you pussy guard, smack your cheek off. It's whatever, nigga. You know, you gotta touch the third round. That way they know, oh. Yeah. He ain't all the way, boozy.

The man ain't all the way. He's still talking. They need that shit sometime. They want you to do it. And that keep you, you know. I'm firm believing in that. You got to go. You got to do that.

I got a quarterly. You got a quarterly outburst? Yeah. It's needed. Listen, man, the Knicks lost four in the row. What is happening? Inclusion. I mean, we need Josh Hart back.

He's the glue. He's like our draymond. He does a lot of things that doesn't show up on the stat sheet, but when he ain't there, it hurts us significantly. Significantly. Nah, no, he is, I mean, he's the last person we can blame it on because everybody else came back. We still get us.

Yeah, that's what we're hoping is. He still loses. If he came back, and we- Richard Robinson is back. The shit that Troy did to us is just respectful. You got to get Kat back up, man. Fluidity ain't right. I don't know what's up with Kat, man.

He's getting married. He got engaged. He can be something wrong with his feet. He just got engaged. You know, like, he got to have cold feet. If feet can be, his feet ain't thawed up. I hope it's that.

Because if it ain't, he's also trade deadline is coming up. He can't, oh. You live next door to West, man. Press him. West ain't telling me shit. He ain't, he ain't, move it. They're not going to pull the Giannis.

They're not moving. John, it's just somebody else. For Carl Anthony Town? No, not somebody. I didn't say. I'm not pointing to think we got everybody we need. I do believe that Carl Anthony Towne is a bitballing.

Carl Anthony Town on his worst day. That's like Jada kiss. In his worst day, he's going to spit a hot 16. So Carl Anthony Town, even if he get a bullshit 18, he'll make a play that's. He's a superstar. Till he getting screwed back and fluidity, even if he fuck up, he's good.

When you look at the score, it's still 20 points. You'd be like, all right. Did you see what Philly did to us? They obliterated us. Obliterated. Detroit worse, because they're the team. They had Detroit. Detroit fucked us up with F.

They didn't even have their old team. Started with San Antonio. Okay, C can't even fuck with San Antonio. I told you about Wembe. Okay, C can't beat him. Wembley. Yeah, that game. He got to come work out with me, man.

Huh? Wemmy got to get a little more strong. Wimby, all right. He kills, but then he go out for five games. As soon as you throw him down. I was thinking now over the day, right? I'm watching the wrestling. Now, I've been home.

He's been home. And I thought about the time we met the Iron Sheik. Right? And this is crazy. Rest of peace, Iron Sheik. But I'm with a bunch of Mexican. against, they run that part of Texas. I'm chilling with them.

They drinking. You know, everybody drinking. We got the sweet. The door opened and the fucking, I think it was some of the slam or some. And your man, Iron Sheik walked by with the boots and everything. Iron Sheet. So he stopped. Like, yo, Iron Sheet.

They was bugging. Like, yo, it's the Iron Sheik. He sees them drinking. He says, perhaps something to drink, fellas. No problem. Myrish. They give him the Hennessy. Everything.

He leaves. About 20 minutes he comes back. They're smoking blunts now. Perhaps. Perhaps. Little Sun's in the smoke? He's the I-Sheek. Hit the Liss he hit the weed.

He smokes the blunt with them and there's, yo, I-Sheek. Everybody's getting, like, we never seen it. We thought, oh, I-Sheek, yo, yo, he's smoking weed with them. He cuts back 30 minutes later he says, that's ice. Perhaps Sucke. Perhaps Sonsing for the nose? Oh, shit. Yo, I beg him.

I begged him. I said, yo, chill, chill, chill. They was like, nah, we can get it. I said, yo, don't get something for the nose, for the iron sheet. Oh, man, that would have been one of the best days of our life, though, I don't know, no, no, no, no. She'd have got iron sheep that fucking El Barrico. He did it with applause.

He goes, he guys, perhaps something for the nose? We're like, yo, I ain't sheet. You got a chill, man. They wanted to give it to him. want to go get it for him. I'm like, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't feed the Iron Sheik like that. You know what I'm saying? Like, she played with his nose, man, rest of peace, man. You know, they all, you know, wrestlers, they got, they got tough upbringings like us, too.

You can't play with your nose before, so I'm a splash or one of them. Supposed to do that after you went, not before. You know what I ain't do? I ain't hit the gym. I lost weight, straight food and all that, and it's disgusting. Movement is medicine. You got to move now. It's disgusting because my gym is as big as this room. In my house, I have a gym. Peloton, Lipical, this, this, this.

And right now it's just Coke wax. It's a closet. Got a man, bullsagin. It's so embarrassing. It's disgusting. I walk past the gym, like, oh, nice, Jim. Well, I got a gym in my house with a bunch of coats on the shit, the treadmill, everything.

It's a new closet. And it's like, do you run out of closet space? Because my house is done. You need a new house. That's why I give away so much shit. Me too. My wife's not, you don't give it away selling. That's a shit.

I'll give it to the church. No, but I got the idea for me. I'm going to talk off the camera. Yeah. Yeah. Talking paper and all. Paper. Oh, no, we got to do that.

Whatever it is. Whatever it is, it got to be. It's a goat. And so, you know, we hear 2026, biggest podcast in the game. You know, I seen Joe Button at the game. Glyzie in plain view. You saw that, huh? You know, I posted him.

He had it on his lap. He had his own gliss. He had a little trade. Yeah, he had the trade. Shout out to his son. And someone was there. He had this fly jacket. I told him about five times.

Yo, your jacket is fly, but your dad is on the glizzy display. Joe Button, I said, oh, my God. The glitz. He started dying laughing. He's a good sport. He started dying laughing. I'll say, yo. It's for the sake, Gumblin.

What, the glizzy? Glyzy on display. The glizzy on display is even crazy than plain view. I don't know. That's like a glizzy in the window. This is my point. There's my point for you that don't understand. If I say the word glizzy,

you already know how I feel about hot dogs, why is it when I see it? I go, oh, I lose my mind. I'm like, yo, Glyzzy, believe you. He gets excited. He was like, yo, but I admit I love Glyssies. I said, yo, but you got the cyro crowd. He loved him like you and him.

Yo, Joe. Y'all's your open the shop. Joe and Joe's Glyzies. Jay and Jay Glysses. He said the weather's heating up. He's up enough. I'm driving down to Philly for Skinny Joe's. Go give me a nice cheese steak.

Not really eating the bread. Just fuck up the cheese steak. Gotta go shut Carter's out, too, man. Shout out to Gossie. A man Garcy, he got Carders. They were doing anything. You got the Surf and Turf cheese steak. Surf and turf cheese steak.

You got the shrimp, the steak. Yeah. I got to get down there, Carter's. Well, is it like the skinny, like the... It's the cheese steak. Okay, it's the same type of shit. Well, Skinny Joe he got, what do you got? Wagoo?

You got that, it don't matter whether it's wagging. It's just going to catch a different... Somebody shit got a different dish. So go there, then go there. You see, I love, Koo-J was out there, Philly. He stopped by Skinny Jos. Philly did like a New Year's, like, we got this. That Lel performed.

Yeah, the green thing on, I see. Yeah, the green, Daniel's leather. That good Daniels leather. He had a mink on, huh? It was leather. No, no, Daniel's lover sells minks. I know what Daniels leather mink when I see one. I'm saying, okay.

Remy has some ill mink on that. The other day, too. And so, you know, it's mink weather. You know what I'm saying? I can't afford to mink. No, you should have had a mink. I felt sorry for you, New Year's Eve. You was talking to all that shit.

If they would have had a ferry open right there, I would have bought one to the fucking Achia leeks. That's like when that first, when you live in the projects, that first day this shit, get 95. Everybody wanted to get an AC if they got it. Right, you borrow money for AC. You gone. That first hot day,

You're like, yo, I need the AC. That shit crazy. You needed that mink on that day. The floor, though. I needed the daddy dog shit with the watches and, like, Lenny. I wonder if I got any mink, any, any, any, any, any first, this long pause. I don't think so. I think I all got like three quarters.

You know what I'm saying? I ain't got the long. I don't really want one. I always say I want one. I just want a ball one, a long one. I'll say you the damn. I take the jackets. I buy some jackets

I can't spend my money on the fucking trench coat fur No I get the fake one That's like the bathroom rug That you dry your fetal You know That's white people favorite

Yeah It's some of your rapids There's a couple of rappers That got bathroom rubs Got the fake joints Keep them warm But that's like when you'll get It looked like a

It's learn right You know white people Never get cold I got a fur show fur hat and this place is fucking freezing in this place. And here's why you see these white people they be running by the side of the water shit below zero.

We look at for a fur. They're like, Dippity, dude, oh, da-di-de-day. The motherfuckers. No, we love white people. You get a flag for white people. I ain't got no more flags. I would have been saying, son,

would you be seeing the white action Bronson be at the game of shorts below zero. Action Bronson. Is there any black? Is there any block of Spanish people in the polar band club? The shit they're being in Coney Island. You see how the white people, they run up in the beach? They go in.

Below zero? That's the real clon. That's dead. I'll be died. Action Bronson being sure. I'll be in the airport is below zero. Huh? You don't got no pins.

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We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys?

I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,

for people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy,

not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?

We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than that.

I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. and recently I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice.

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Oh, cream of chicken suit. Hey, cream. Cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The story I've told myself about love or relationships can then shape my behavior, and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connect. This Mental Health Awareness Month, tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery, and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel overwhelming.

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from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Albums this year, Grammy's is coming on. Shout out to the clips is going to clean up. You didn't want to get more than one? One is good for hip-hop.

One is phenomenal. I think they might get two. I think they might leave away with two. I think Farrell got them one. It's for knowing him. And then the album was good enough to get him another. I got better than Ferrell.

They performed it in the Vatican. That got him one. Whatever they paid, whatever they hand shook for the Vatican, that's one greenie. You got a cheat code of the Grammys. Yeah, they got one for God. Listen, the cheat code.

to the Grammys is always John Legend on a song. John Legend is the cheat code for the Grammys, and they got them on the jury. Let's do all the name people. It's getting good. Listen, John Legend got everything.

John Legend is the cheat code. John Legend is the Samuel Jackson of music. How they call Samuel for everything, commercial insurance, revenge, They fucking caught John Legend for anything. Anagorations, the image, the Espeas, anything with peas on it. They called John Legend.

Golden Globes, any kind of globes. John Legend, guaranteed, locked it. John Legend is the guy. You know what's crazy is? You know, you're a king of battle rapping and dissing. I'm not a bad. I'm just saying, I see John Legend at the game the other day, and I immediately thought of Kanye saying he smelled like sweat.

or something. What? You, you, yo, yo, yo, yo,

yeah, beep- beep-pib Bipipi Bipi. You, nah. What Kanye

said? Kanye said, he looked like he's he got the tight sweater. I picked the body up.

How are you going to chase it when he smells like sweat? I love John legend, but what did Kanye say?

What's the quote? No. It's crazy because if any not seen him, I was like, yo, I immediately

in my subconscious, I was like, I just don't look like he smells like... At all. He looks like he smells great, but Kanye said the man looked like tight sweater. That's when he ain't went crazy, though. That's when he went...

He ain't went crazy right here. No, he said he got a sweater on in Barbados. They got Barbados sweaters? They got August sweaters? Nah, you ain't wearing no sweater in August. It depends on man? Dude, I got honey turkey sweaters, crack. That's dumb thin, like a honey...

Like a slice of honey turkeys. Yeah, that's like a slice of honey turkey. I love honey turkey, man. That shit crazy. But John Legend gets you the Grammy. Definitely. Is Cardi B nominated? Because I think she's going to win, too.

Yes. I think she's going to win. Oh, she wins. After that, we got a problem because I love Bond Deep. I don't know. I don't think they get... Their album was great, too. They didn't get...

They should have got nominated, at least. Because I ain't going to... a lot. It was a lot of trash albums this year. I ain't do this on purpose. To each his own bottle of 1800. I ain't doing this on purpose. A bottle of Saurisa. Oh, the Burgundy Yalas? Chrome socks.

It was by mistake. Don't zoom in on my shit. I mean, that was by mistake, Daddy. So, you know, I got that sky blue first shirt on and I threw that air big down, that sky blue, baby blue with that trapper. So here are the rap. I mean, nominees.

What? You want the nominees? Yeah, the nominees for rap. Yeah, for Grammys. What rappers are in... Best rap album is Clips, Glorilla, Jid, Kendrick Lamar, and Tyler the Creator. We got a Tyler Creation of the Cheapode.

That's Best Rap album. Tyler the Creators is another Cheekold and, of course, Kendrick Lamar. I mean, the other ones that the clips got... The clips are also in Best Rap Performance. Cardi B. Outtide's where they're going to win. Vatican, Ben. Chains and Whips.

Dochy. Kendrick Lamar Dick is it The other category scared me I like that Kendrick and Tyler they created I'm a little scared Best rap performance

What's the other one There's a best rap song Anxiety by Dochi Birds Don't Sing by Clips Sticky Tyler and Glorilla Sexie Red and Lil Wayne TGIF Dogey is winning

And shove you off by Kendry Dogey's winning something I just tell you that much The birds don't sing The birds don't say You know who's on that record? You know who's on that record In that category?

That's John Legend She's winning Oh, I don't know if she's beating that She's winning something Don't you? John Legend Clips is winning best performance Best rap performance

Yeah And they're gonna The best melodic rap performance It is making up She's Friday featuring Meek Mill Meek Mill Did feature Taya a sign. Kendrick and Siza.

Forget about it. You didn't have to go after that. Kendrick and Sizz's song it sucks in the red. It's stuck. So Kendrick has nine nominations. Every doubt I hit, that song's on all of them twice. Kendrick has nine, including album of the year

plus multiple rap nods, clips, Dochi and Tyler, each with around five. This is what's going to happen. It's my assessment. Kendrick clean up. Clips. One possibility. too. Doshi definitely getting one. Tyler,

he's always available for one. Hopefully, Cardi can get one in a light. Let me explain, said he, dochi smells great. One of the best-smelling girls, women. You know, I'm just telling you, is it a pause? It's a double flag.

What kind of topics we make it up here now? I'm not making up a child. Like I'm saying, you brought up Dochi and I'm telling you. Women. The one time I met her, I said, wow, this woman smells amazing. That's all.

It's not a pause. Could I ask you a question? Could I ask you a question? Is it any woman you ever met the one time and said, wow, she smelled like Game 7? Yes. No, no, she smelled like a sweater in Barbados, an August. Yes, a living legend of all living legends. Same.

I smell. No, I can't say. You want to get the 100 bill? No, no, no. I said that fucking... But it was really, we was in the hip-hop on this. And this woman is one of the most sort-after woman back in the day that we ever seen.

I got to see where she had that phone. She had that phone. You know some... You know it? You know what? Hold on. You know, you know, it's a lot of rumors in hip-hop. One of the rumors is,

one of our legendary legends is most legend. smells like shit, they said. Who's that? Yes, buddy. You first. You go, no, no, no. You go. First don't say.

Who's the top of them? Stinkiest in a... Smell it. It smells like shit. Well, you know, part of the problem, I kind of smell like shit out. Let me say, so we got some women here. Listen, we got some women here.

We got some... Hold on. One of them is somebody You said it's your favorite You got quite a few times Saying that it was your favorite They said it and smelled like shit It's like a known

You know like It's like it You know he sent an email to attachment He got the what was the dude from Charlie Brown That had like the dirty shadow with him Pink Penn? Pigpen had the dirt shit running with him Somebody you said is your all-time favorite

See, let me tell you what happens. Let me tell you something. Can I get something? I don't care rapper, no rapper, no nothing. No disrespect. No disrespect. When some woman, they don't want to use the real deodorant, they want to use the, you know, when they use the fake deodorant and they sit like must be.

They don't want them vegan. They don't want no floor right in. They don't want the fucking real deodorant. Ladies, I don't know if you know because a lot of guys are watching with their ladies. You stink. Oh, no, you stink. Ladies smell worse.

Yo, kiss. A stinking lady smelled worse than the stinking man. The fake one where they use the fake deodorant and all that shit. Fake soap. Oh, I might break out or something like. You can't use a fake soap. You just got to find. Bro.

No, listen. They used the fake soap. You've got to find the one that got something that you ain't allergic. but you can't use a fake soap. It might be perfume. It might be something. I'm trying to be as nice as possible.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about... Ladies that smell like shit. I'm not saying that. I'm saying... I'm saying they might even be clean but they think that they're going to get cancer from the real deodorant

and they got that other shit. That's quite close with no cigar. We? So they don't straight stink, but they got that little... A must to him. There ain't no gistin must like that damn bitches is stinking. Look, if your shit ain't got, if your deodor ain't got a little cancer with that shit,

if you ain't got a cancer stick. Yo, yo! Sam me on fire! Excuse me, my son. Excuse me, my love. Excuse me, my love. Excuse me, my love, you're so beautiful. You used the other.

What was... No, I got the shit from Jamaica. You know the shit that comes. The birds don't sing. The birds don't sing. Yo! There's nothing worse to the lady that stinks. Oh, my God.

The legend I'm talking about. Everybody wife did, too, like she was a big deal. You could get, you could figure that one out. She's a legend of all legend. I was seen. I was like, yo, what's up? Queen's legend. Holy McNally.

Holy Magnolia. I'm like, oh, man. God, the birds don't sink. No, but I'm sure there's a lot of distinct dudes and stink women. There is? Yeah, it is. You don't take care of yourself. That's on you.

But do they know they stink? Like, I went in a bodega one time. They got it, no. It knows where. Bro. But sometimes they should don't, though. Sometimes. You, I went in a bodega like on 23rd Street.

This man was stinking so much that the windows was foggy from him. He was a one-man gang. And I'm like, I'm almost like scared to go in the store. Danny, I'm like, yo, this is. Do you know if you stink or not? This is a good question. There's a person who stink. Do they live with that shit so much that they don't know this thing stink?

It becomes like Chanel. I don't want to mess up relationships. But it's somebody that I need in my life that fixes things for me. We prepared. Say I need something fixing. I got to let the whole house know, yo. The fix is coming through.

Actually can do saves. He's going to fix you for real. Get on typists. But those zero open the door. Put on popery. Put shit. Is it calling for a call? Because he goes a few screws,

he got shit bumping. Then you got to get shit prepared before he get there. Then why he's there? I don't know. He up there doing shit. Biggs is going by, shh, hitting him. He never said nothing.

Yeah, you got to hit him. The whole time he's in the crib, they're hitting him when he leave. See that shit? You got to hit him after he leave. No, you got to hit the whole, you got to disaffect the whole house. He's standing there.

How's it by the Giants and the, oh, big, though. The Giants. The Giants is in your head. And then they close your underarms. Fuck the giant. Do yourself the favor, close your underarms. Bro.

What kind of shit is this? At this point, I don't even think it's his ass, his feet, it's all kind of shit behind his ears and balls. It gets, is it? I ain't going to lie to you. I had a friend that stink. When I was growing up, I had a friend that stunk in the project. And rest in peace, my brother used to violin him. Like, yo, I had a friend, like a best friend that stunked.

It's always one of them. We was kids. My brother would come in. You smell like ass, nigga. You stink, nigga. Yo, go wash your ass. This, oh, my, fuck it. Like, yo, my brother, I used to feel so bad.

That's the best way, though. How about that nigger that stink that can knock everybody out? So you're trying to hold it. No, it's all. You got to get your nose buses right. I told a story. You could Google this in one of these podcasts.

One of our podcasts, I told this story, but this is a true story. It warrants. We're bringing it back. I'm looking at footage, real footage. You could Google this shit. He dude was obviously homeless and mentally, whatever you call that shit,

mental illness. He like seven feet tall, butt naked. Come on. And, for them, listen, Fordham fucking road, a little guy, because he brought daylight, women all over, people, Fordham Road. Little guy must have told him, you're my man, what fuck is up, man,

put some clothes on this disrespect. Him and the little guard stopped fighting the big butt-naked guy was pounding out the little guy. No, God forbid they were in the alley. Oh. God forbid they was in the alley.

Yo, I don't know where that would have went. Poundered them out of the alley. Yo, listen, I don't know where that would have went. I'm giving you, they say I'm the best storyteller. I'm painting the picture. This guy was at least six. 67, 68, size.

The little dude stood up. Yo, there's women out here, man. They got it pop. The little guy was fighting them. It's on here. You can Google it anytime. The guy was beating up the little guy. He was beating them up. When I tell you, everybody jumped this big dude.

The old lady Jehovah Witness was walking by, kicking the dude. You know, when I say, Yo, this was a universal hood beatdown. Like, everybody got it. The most decent person who gives the charity kicked that dude in his head. Like, he was just flagrant. If a little guy tried to save the hood

and then work and then anybody got it down. I think if that was nighttime in the alley, he probably took his ass or something, maids. Once that big guy would have beat the shit out of that little dude, no, that's scary. Yo, listen, that's scary. Let me tell you something. I don't know if y'all know, I'm 2.30 now.

But I was 480. And pretty much almost everybody I punched in the face, they went down. Pretty much everybody I punched in the face, they was touching that canvas. One time this dude tried to diss me, I jumped out the car. I punched him as hard as I can. He was like, yeah, I've been waiting for that. He threw his hands up. I said, oh, my God.

this is going to be a long night. Like I said, hold up, yo, Joe. He was like, oh, yeah, he started shaking and baking. I'm like, don't get it fucked up. You know, Joe Crack guy. I'm like, yeah, what's up? I'm in the motion.

Lucky for him, the Terror Squad came. I mean, yeah, lucky for me, the Terror Squad came and they danced on him. Legend, we called them purpose. Lucky for you. Lucky for me. He probably would be. I punched him with everything I got.

And the man said, yeah, I've been waiting for that. Dude them shit's up. Started shaking, too. You know how when you're fighting the dude and he's shaking, he got the little faint, the little, it's about to fuck me up. This guy.

There's just no way around it. I gave him the kitchen sink. I gave him everything I got. Boom! He said, oh, okay. And he started like, he had the, and I woke up so fast. I started doing that real professional shit I did that.

I woke up so fast. You know, listen, I woke up so fast and was like, Like, nigger, you better get focused with this dude because this, and thank God the infamous terrorist squad came and they gave him purple face. Yeah, he caught the legend.

To this day, we talk about this guy. This guy caught the purple face, but they saved me because he was about to dust me off. I could tell. He was moving. I said, yo, Joe, you're about to get embarrassed. Like, you ever had a phone? with you to have to tell yourself,

nigger, pussy get focused. Now, you gotta be like, yo, get focused, Nick. Like, because the dude was like, I said, okay, I'm not pussy. So we fight into somebody get knocked out. So I'm not, I know what I'm gonna do. Anybody watching, they know a fat joke, fat joke gonna get to it.

But he looked like he had an extra little ditty-bop, you know, like a little Pernell Whitaker, sweet pee on me. Like, he was about to do it, but he got dance started. I don't know why I said that story, though. We're talking about the 6-7 guy The 6-7 guy in Fordham Road

I do segue Because the little guy felt like I felt The little guy stood up for the woman that's out there And he started getting rocked But it's on video It's on Google, you can Google this shit Cock diesel, mental illness But he was about to let this hell

nigger have it He was hucking on him Mental illness That ain't coming, no. That ain't coming. Bunt naked mental illness. You got to burn my computer. Yeah, Google that.

Put him butt-necked mental illness. Something's going to come up. It ain't going to be big men for it. Now I'm to, on Fordhammer and the Bronx. You're telling you, Jehovah Witness. I love this. Everybody. I found something else.

Put four-de-old butt-naked, bitch-naked, little, Nick. I Google this. Not seven-quist. about a mentally ill seven-foot-tall guy, and I got something about you at 10 with a machete. Because you put the wrong chin in, man. Put four-and-row naked, man.

No, no, no. That's cat. Everybody's going to say is cat. I told you that story. A machete at 10. Now, I cut the guy up. What happened was, I'm in the house. I can't cook.

I got a machete. And I'm cutting stuff to put up, and I'm making some whatever they got. Like a gumbo. You couldn't use it. Whatever the fuck. They got. If they had a half of tomato, I put it in there.

They had a strawberry. I put it. That shit was the struggle meal. Yo, what? That was due to a noodle. Somebody got to help me, man. Hot sauce. You put a tomato.

I don't give you. Yo, hot sauce. Strawberry cup of noodle. What? Are you hearing this mix? What do you? What you? What you doing this?

What you doing this? and maybe a little block of free cheese jumped up in there. I had to put a strawberry and tomato. It was a tomato sauce. It was hot salt. Look, the bottom line, I threw whatever was there. What was the casserole? What was you made?

No, I was starving. Starving. You know, my mom's was at work. I was starving. But the point is, I'm cutting everything. You know, I'm just, to this day, I'm kind of, like, dumb when they come to, like, regular shit. I'm chopping a little tomato.

like this with a machete like this. So a girl, I hear a girl scream. I go outside in the hallway, and there's a girl I grew up with. She was Jehovah Witness. She's with a dress, and she's holding her private parts.

The apples, the oranges, the bread is rolling on the floor. And there's a dude with a muscle shirt, like a tank top that you could tell he just came home from jail that day. Two hours. was before. Joe.

No, no, no. You know, when they come home and you see, like, the army face, like, you know, this guy wasn't in civilization. He just came home. So I look at him, and I run up on him without hesitation,

and I hit him on the arm with the machete. It's true story. He runs around the corner away from me. I'm only 12 years old, by the way, or 10 years old. He runs around the corner, and I know he ain't from my projects because he missed the exit,

the staircase. He ran too much. You know all the staircases over. He ran too much. So I run up on him. I hit him on the other arm. He got the sleeveless shirt. Then I see him notice in his eyes.

Like, yo, this kid's 10 years old. He jumps at me, man. I might have jumped to where the bathroom was. Yo, he would have took that shit. So he finds out that's the stairs. He runs down the stairs. He gets out of him. So the girl made me promise to never tell a story.

She was one of the most decent. I'm a most decent girl in my building. Jehovah Witness, nights. She's our parents and killer. Please Joe don't tell the story. So I never told the story. Now, when I did my book, the book of Jose, I wrote the chapter on that.

And I told Shaheen last minute when we was going to print. I said, you know what? She might still be alive. I gave him my word. I can't tell the story. My brother dies. We're at the funeral. She walks in out of nowhere. Her name is Dedy.

She walks in and goes, Joe, in front of the whole funeral. You saved my life. You saved my life. And I'm like, I'm tapping because, you know, I told, you know, Rich the barber of the story, a couple of my friends, Rich Blay. And I'm like, you know, she starts telling the story. God tried to rape me and Joey opened the door and Joe Cutterman in front of the whole funeral. Snow cap. Snow cap.

She told the whole story. And that was crazy because I ain't seen it 40 years, 30 years and some wild shit like that. But, you know, she looked great and she came to pay her respects. But that's a true story. That's a real motherfucker. You know this guy. We need chariots of fire after that.

No, we always tap. Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? we created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.

We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.

This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Joe Dono. You might know me as that loud guy. who yells out, help on the internet.

Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than me. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. And recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope I'm a Hypocrite. I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike! I'm a comedian!

I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Oh, cream a chicken suit. Hey, cream. Cream a chicken suit.

This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Cultura podcast network available on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The story I've told myself about love or relationships can then shape my behavior, and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection. This Mental Health Awareness Month, tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery, and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world. that can feel overwhelming. The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected.

We're becoming more individualized, but we actually meet people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for you to hear more. Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcast. Let me tell you something about being a rat. Oh, shit. Tell you something about being a rat. His guy 6-9 know he's such a rat. I see him on Instagram, I'll go to jail them all. I'm going to be with my dudeo and, uh,

what's the guy who killed the CEO? I'm going to see Luigi up there because they didn't protect it. He's an automatic or regular protective custody. He's going in there for protective. He knows. He's like not really going to jail. He's going to protective custody.

He said, I'm going to be playing chess, eating grilled cheese with Luigi and Maduro tomorrow. He's going right in there, protective custody. You know, we let the streamers, we didn't. The people did let the streamers become bigger than the rappers. And they kids, and they don't know no street, no moral code. Somebody rat, they'd be like, yo, he better tell them somebody. Somebody said he can come back out here and stream.

These guys, they endorsed the ratin. The streamers be like, oh, man, what are you waiting for? You took too long to tell. Like, come back out of stream. Did we miss something with the kids, letting them know that snitches gets... They miss something. Huh? They miss something.

They missed the rules. They threw the book in the garbage. Fuck the rules. Whatever our guy, whatever the shit is, they chucked that shit. They threw the each river. So snitching is okay right now. I ain't say that, but they chucked the rules. Let me tell you something.

It feels like 0-4 all over again in New York City. 50 against everybody. He's used to this, having beef with the planet Earth, correct? No, no, he got it. He got real beef with the planet Earth. He's just used to it, huh? I don't think it's foreign to him. You think he says, because he always tells me,

Like when me and him used to beef, he used to say, I knew you would jump out the window. I just, he said some days I got up and I just want to go viral. I dish you. I knew you coming right back with some shit. And so he liked all that shit. Every day in drama, every day. And you know one thing I noticed?

And don't kill me guys. Six, seven, whatever. I'm in that. Crazy. No. Well, I'm about to say it's blasphemy. But I'm about to say it's blasphemy. for me. I've always said Snoop Doggy Dog is the most famous rapper. I think 50 Cent knocking on his door. What do you think? Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent. Do you think 50 Cent?

What does it matter what I think? You know your pops is fried. My, okay. Yo, Grady, tell him, ah. They can call me Brady. Yo, Grady. He's angry uncle. He's called me Grady. You know, listen I love Grady Your knee again, huh? Shit is out Where my man

The trainer? You don't got nothing for my knee With my trainer The trainer I ain't can't help my knee He ain't here, huh? You tell you out of strength And your knees, man

That's shit is damn That's cool And that's incredible You know, nobody's fighting Snoop called the clip And he caught a fight He caught Kerr Wallet He called Steve Kerr getting ejected

He said he went back towards Arizona Wildcat Day. So am I making a fifth is very no. Snoop is very no.

No, no. Snoop has held the title. Snoop has, that name Snoop Dog has come out of my mouth for 20 years, pause.

Well, yo, who's the most famous Snoop Dog? Who's the most doggy dog? This is the first time I'm looking and I'm like, Does 50 cent have a legitimate shot

at being the most famous rap on earth? I just think it's presence on social media is just having to control. My guys in Dubai, they learned the news in America for 50 cents. He threw up a ditty or fucking R. Kelly, somebody doing his braids on the cartoon. Like, he'll give you the news ahead of time.

Maduro. See how they took that guy? He eats his own bottle of 1800. Barro Sorisa. That nigga's getting out. I believe that. He just got to pass a hard drive to somebody and he getting out. He got a thumb drive.

A hard drive, you think so? He got a thumb drive with some info on and he's going to give it to somebody. Ain't nobody bigger to him unless he's giving up like a potent and all life. He's giving it to Trump. Yeah, but ain't nobody big a, he's the guy. He's not ratting on nobody. He's giving them the hard drive of the country. He's taking the shit over.

Or you, huh? But if you read between their lines, they said they gave him a million chances. I think they told them, yo, go with your money. You just got to leave for this whaler. I mean, is that? They robbed him.

Is that? Or what happened? He's in the feds now. I don't give a fuck. You need to know that that army was too big for you. That U.S. Army, the man got five warships out there. He's telling you,

I'm coming in there, and I'm going to get you. And your job is, To leave? Go to fucking Barbados. Go like they. I don't think it was that easy. He just said, yo, get out of here.

He was like, get out. Go to a country where we can't get you, Brazil, Switzerland, whatever. Tell them, we want your country. He wanted to stand down on these shit. Listen, we don't get too political, but I never seen nothing. Like, you always hear, we went to Iraq for all you. You hear these stories.

That nigger Donald Trump said, hey, don't guess it. We want the oil. Yeah, we go. No, don't speculate. We want that shit. That's our shit. I never seen that in my life. Funny times, man.

Funny times, man. Uncle murder. Shout out the bad skills from VA. He started it. Love the skills. And now Uncle murder owns that position of the year end. You know, we got like two, three shoutouts on there. Did you hear the rap up?

Heard it. Did you like it? Like it? You don't like shit, kiss. Uncle murder's my nigga. What are you talking about? I fuck with murder. What are you talking about?

I look, every year I look forward to the rapper. Every year. I love this beat to lecture. I look for it with the wrapping up my knee right, man. Oh, no, you need that. And I got the Europe Bengay. I got to bring it to you. My shit is all the way good.

Yeah, you got big gay. Some Europe. Yo, I got the Europe. That's shit stronger. You know, over there, they give you better, like, meat selection, everything. They shit is no chemicals. Shit. It's less chemicals in the food is less chemicals.

And I got the Europe Benga. I take that. Let me get some rain there. I ain't got it with me, though. I got these stuff. I don't have these stuff with me here right now. Perhaps. You got a close spot?

We got it. Close by, y'all. Perhaps is he car? Oh, no, perhaps a little something for the nose. Perhaps a little something for the nose. No, no, I and she said perhaps a little something. I don't know what we're right there. No, that's one of our biggest jokes in Territ Squad for life.

Everybody would be like, perhaps a little something for the nose? Like, that happened, too. All right, so this was going on. Hard Rock Bet. NFL playoffs is among. us out of the NFC you've got the Rams and the Panthers

I'm being Charlotte a lot I think I'm the reason why the Panthers even got so much fluidity when I'm taking the Rams know what I'm saying? Yeah VIIIis. I got bad buddy for the Pauley

Lait. All right. We got bad buddy. Packers and the Bears that's Love first Caleb Williams. I got to take Green Bay Packers. You know why? Because beers haven't been nice of years. That's just my

way of looking at. I'm taking the package. Who got Pat Mahomes, Travis Kelsey? The couch. And some rap records? Yeah. Right now, they're somewhere. They were mean jets with the Swifties and

Mrs. Mahomes and Palm Trees. They don't even want to watch football. They're watching Mayor Kay. They ain't even watching football, right? They watch the Spartagos. Now, let's go to the AFC, the Bills and the Jaguars. I know who's going to win that. Of course, you say Josh Allen, he should win.

They took my homes out. They took Baltimore Ravens out. Lamar. James Cooked. The running back. He's nice. But he ain't going to win the game. He's going to take a collective effort.

Yeah, collective. Oh, sleep on the Jagger. The bills are giving one of the... He got more yards than O.J. Simpson. That means a lot, though. He got more yards this season than O.J. Simpson. I don't mean... He broke the...

49 is at the Eagles. I'm going to Eagles, East Coast. Man, I'm tired of seeing Gilly doing that dance. I'm taking 40. He's got that big-ass hat, huh? Taking 49 is all I can be... Flying with the half. I'm gonna take the 49ers that I'm make my own dance.

Charges at the Patriots. I'm taking great maid. Patriots is back. Patriots are given three and a half. I'm taking the Patriots. When I'm dumping on them. Dump. Patriots, baby.

Then maybe, uh, Robbie Crabb. Robert Crabb. Robert Crabb. Robert Kraft. Then Monday night game is the Texans versus the Steelers. Aaron Rogers made it to the playoffs, huh? Stunk it up over here for 49 million. He out of here Monday.

Texas is getting his ass out of it. You've seen them Jordan's in Texas long on Jordan's? They got some fuck. I got to show you these. I call my people in Texas. They ain't got them. They ain't never seen him. Private selection in the sneaker stores.

I was like, yo, if anybody got it is dumb. They was like, we ain't see this, God. Might be one of the... You'd be finding, Jordan. Nobody's nowhere. Oh, this shit crazy, man. Super Bowl arts. Damn, God, where you at, car?

Seahawks, Rams, Broncos, Eagles, Texans, Bill, Patriots, Jaguars, 49ers... 11. 11. Who do you like to win it all? Oh, it's five. I like either the Patriots

on the Rams. Buffalo got a chance. Sean Payton always got a chance. That's where football's any given Sunday, man. Anybody? It's really freaky this year. You're going to, you're going to Super Bowl? Yeah, we're supposed to be.

I'm going to be there. We'll be there. Behead of bad bunny, baby. It's Liddy out there. Bad bunny, baby. That bunny is Liddy Bobby Pahead. MVP odds. Matthew Stafford,

Drake, May, Trevor Lawrence. James Cooke. He didn't make it. He nominated it. As a running back, you have to do outstanding. You have to have 75 million yards and try to make it as a... You could rush for 4,000 yards

and a quarterback will still be reaching. That's disgusting. Seekwon didn't get it last year. I think Trevor... You know, it might be a racist... It might let Drake May get it, though. Prejudice. Drake May deserves it.

What? Trevor, I mean, I think Drake May and Matthew Stafford. Stafford got it already, man. Let Drake May or Trevor Lawrence get. Matthew Stafford got one before. Let another person get it. Listen, this ain't that? That ain't this.

It's cracking kiss, God damn it. I need a wheelchair. Hey, guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what?

We created our own podcast called, hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick.

Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Reader Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?

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And I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments. If we didn't talk ever again, I was hiring. You just understood. That's how personal it got. Wow. Then after that game seven, Mark keep coming to her. He's like, you know, I love you, dog. You know, it's all love.

This was just playoffs. This was just basketball. So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. There are times when the mind becomes a difficult place to live. This is David Eagleman with the Inner Cosmos podcast. And for Mental Health Awareness Month, we'll talk with singer-songwriter Jewel about anxiety. I started living in my car. my car got stolen. I was having panic attacks. I was agoraphobic.

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