The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss REACT to Bad Bunny EARNING Super Bowl, Mark Sanchez arrested, ESPN's NBA rankings

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss react to Bad Bunny being chosen by the NFL and Jay-Z to headline the Super Bowl LX halftime show, former New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez getting arrested for an altercation with a delivery driver, and ESPN releasing their ranking of the top 100 NBA players – which leads to a HEATED debate about whether New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson should be ranked above Los Angeles Lakers guard Luka Doncic. Also, Joe talks about performing at the Knicks vs. Philadelphia 76ers game with Jennifer Lopez in Abu Dhabi, Jadakiss talks about the fulfilling time he had visiting jails with Second Chance University, and the crew throws flags as Joe tries to talk about getting robbed by the Mexican police while driving to Cancun. 4:00 - Jadakiss' jail visits with Second Chance University 8:15 - Fat Joe's NBA halftime show in Abu Dhabi 12:15 - Will Knicks bring home the title this season?! 16:30 - Joe discovering A.I. people in Abu Dhabi 23:00 - ESPN's top 100 NBA players 28:15 - Dudes getting $100 million to score 11 points?! 37:30 - Rehearsing with Jennifer Lopez for halftime show 39:45 - Bad Bunny headlining Super Bowl LX 49:15 - Fat Joe's run-ins with the Mexican police 52:00 - Big Pun pulled a prop gun at the studio 59:00 - Mark Sanchez arrested for altercation with delivery driver [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yo! Yo! Yo, what up, y'all? This your boy, Joe Krat. Know who it is, your boy, Jada. You know what it is? The Joe and Jada show. Every show, legendary.

Every show iconic. Biggest in the motherfucking game. You hear me? Hey, y'all, Jada, man, that little outfit look nice, though. You're like, call my shit. No, you said, I don't mean a little ice, man. How about the big outfit? Fuck, you want me to do.

Your shit is fly. No, you shit. I like that Louis shirt. You know, man. You can't give me no props. Look what I'm saying. You crack. That LV outfit is nice.

I like to thank you. I ain't gonna say. It's like, you know, they step and they shit up. You know what I'm saying? No doubt. And you know, nowadays I buy for the resellers. Yeah. Because all of this shit go back for double.

Yeah, you can sell it for double. And, you know, they take that LV. Like, I'm big in Botega, but the resellers don't take Botega. So I'm stuck with all them. I think so. They don't even want they said out of it. $17,000. of jackets and shirts.

Stay out of that. They're just out of that. They're like, yo, bring me Louis, bring me Gucci, bring me whatever. Anyway, we haven't traded shit. I'm just saying,

it's good to know you got some shit of value. That can go, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Even when you go into the watch collection, the one thing you know you got besides money is watches. That's the fact.

That's just straight cash for whatever you want to go out there and dump a load, you know what I have, not that I want to. Not that I need to. But every now and then you're what your best friend.

Cala to say he'll give you a fucking loan or something, right? That my motherfuckin won't give me a dollar. They probably... Spent us on the loan. They probably got me on the list at the door like, yo, don't let Joe in unannounced. Callet spent us on the loan, talk. You came back from the prisons.

Yeah. Talk to us. I went to Marcy correctional facility. Then I went across the street to Mid-State. What was that like? Shout out the These are real jails, guys shout out to

Second Chance University shout out to my brother Andre Norman I love what your man is doing with the jails and all I get to the talons

BX tone Ricky Kelly Dr. Life that's my other big man name oh what yeah

the big homie man and my brother Jay we was in there though just Talking to the inmates, you know what I mean, we was able to work out with him.

We was able to sit down, you know what I mean, kick some real life with them. Was they younger or they was like our age? It was young, our age, older than us. You know what I mean? But we was really able to kick it with them. Me and Kay was actually sitting in the gymnasium and the bleachers.

I seen my man Kat from Yalakis. I seen a couple people from Mount Vernon. It's sad. You'd be wondering what people are when you go in there. I performed that Fort Dix one time. Shout out by brother Billy Blanco. And I walked in the yard. I performed in the yard.

Everybody ever wondered where they was at. They was in that motherfucker. I'm like, God damn, these things, they're doing a hell of a time. And, you know, you go in there and you see them, you know, crazy stories. So what's the story? What you're talking about?

It was really about, she was an experience for me. Because you go in and sit with the deputy ward and the head of the staff, then they tell you the issues, whatever's going on in the jail, was a lot of drugs, a lot of violence. The dudes I was with,

ask them, do y'all want to keep this going, or do y'all want us to fix? So then they go in there, speak to the inmates, or they call the eye and eyes, just get their mind right, let them know that we want to get some programs,

and we want to get some better things going on, in the jail, you got to collaborate with the staff and the CEOs. Now, we know police is police, but what I thought was flavor about the program is after they talk to the inmates, they sit down with the CEOs and them and tell them what they're doing wrong

and what they need to fix so the whole jail can, you know what I mean, it could be less violent. What are the CEOs doing this wrong? I mean, sometimes they listen to you. Sometimes he, you know, You know what I mean? If they're just looking at you already as a piece of shit,

they're not even hearing your problems. You know what I mean? You got to look at it like that. And another thing I've seen up top is understaffed. They said it was one of the spots we went to require like 480 COs. It was only 200 and something. They had regular civilians working and they had National Guard. Because with the Brown Army suits is in there.

So that got to be a little crazy. too. It ain't enough work. It's like... Man, shout out my brother, Pistow, P, dog in the yard. That's how I know about your man. He'd be taking Pistol. Yeah, 100. And there to talk to the inmates. Your man, he's doing an amazing work up in there in the jails. And so

he got access to Pistol. Pistol in there going in the jails. Pistol went up in the max. He... interviewing the monsters. He let me do, because you wasn't with me, a Jada and Jada. A segment. It was fire. I interviewed, I interviewed an OG.

Shout out to my OG. He had 24 in, hopefully he about to get out. And I interviewed the deputy. That shit was ill in front of the inmates. They asked me questions. I shit with fire. It's going to be on the tablets, actually. If you went in there and you got to check.

Now, we got to go in there one day together. Me, I had a whole different experience. I went to Abu Dhabi. Yeah. UAE. What's the day? The Abu Dhabi, baby. Now, if I...

Hold on, before you even start, what's your name over there? Ali Kashani. Yo. Salamalama al-a-a-a-a-a-a-ha-ha-a-ha. I am Ali Kishani. What is it? How are you saying?

I am Ali Kishani. You know what? I ain't got it. I switch his own tone. I go up to the shit. I'm walking out. I am Lachshani. I go, hi.

I am Molly Kishani. They're like, you fucking fat Joe. Get out of here. I'm walking out the motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? But, boy. You know, let me not big up Dubai too much or Abu Dhabi too much.

I'm already in heat. You know, I'm there too much. I love it too much. And shout out my brother, Rasha Bilazid, man. So we go to Abu Dhabi. The first thing is the plane. I go on the plane. Now, I am a Nick fan to the,

but I'm not a groupie. But if I was a group. And with the Knicks? Not the Knicks. But on the plane, I'm Mark Jackson. Patrick Ewan was on a. plane. John Starks.

You know, if I want to harass people, that would have been harassment one-on-one. Like, it was like all the legends was on the plane. Eagle Dala was on the plane. Shit was crazy. The whole NBA was on the plane, right? Not the Nick players of them. But we go over there, and, you know, I was just in Dubai last week. So I'm back home.

We go to Abu Dhabi, Brooklyn Chop House. You know, you got the Abu Dhabi. Book of Chopin' Toppool in his park. Might be better than the New York. Fool was banged. I went the first time they opened up. It was like real mid. I was like, damn, they better get somebody in here who know.

But now that shit was great. We went to eat there two nights in the world. It was like he was over here. Big time. Shit was bang. Big time. That shit was banging. We went up in there.

We bought, I seen Chris Gotti. We took him at dinner. A couple guy. I don't know what my man. My man, this name is, I'm trying to get him as his phone. I said a hundred coconut. It's a coconut water. It's called a hundred coconut.

But he was over there with, you know, listen, I told him because he's sitting next to me. Okay, I told him, I said like this, yo, you know why? He told me he watches the podcast. I said, well, you might witness because you're going to see his royal highness come up to me and salute the God. And he was like, what? What do you mean?

His royal highness come in. Stop, your Joe. How you been? My brother, Salaf. I'm a lake him distance. I know these guys. So I'm kicking it with his Royuz Highness. Your man Steve Harvey was there.

He had to see Rio Hoyt, Royal Highness come up to me. I don't mean like he was walking by. The man came to me. They even told me, yo, it's Royal Highness and them. They want you to sit next to them. I said, yo, I'm with Rashabah. I said, I'm good.

Like, no, no, Royal Highness wants you. You know, I've been going to Dubai and Abu Dhabi 20 years. These guys are my guys. So the more to the story. stories. I told a homeboy and said, you see, they're going to say his cap. When I say on Joe and Jay, his royal highness came up, you my witness. But anyway, I met some beautiful people. We went to dinner with them. And I performed for the NBA halftime. That was amazing. We got to imagine you get to go to your favorite place,

perform for your favorite team. And I had to be neutral. I couldn't be like, let's go next. because this was for the NBA and they're playing Philly. So, you know, actually... They told you got to calm me that. One billion percent. Don't wear gear that looks like Knicks. Don't, you know, just...

It's for everybody. Oh, yeah. You're hired from the NBA. You're not with the Knicks. The minute that performance came out of, that shit was out the door. Yo! Let's go!

Yo! I'm going to tell you right now, and I'm not making no excuses. The Knicks are going to... to win the championship this year. Now, I hope so. No, no. What I'm trying to tell you is that,

and I never said that before, guys, not even last year, but we are so stocked up, I mean, this shit. And, you know, when I won them chips, you can't compare NBA to the Rucker, but when I won them chips at the Rucker, wasn't nobody just laying down,

giving you the chip, we would stop up. You know, our 15 men could have been a starter. They're in the rocket to the NBA, dog. No, I'm just telling you, it's hard to win the chip. All right, so what I'm saying to you is off the bench, Jordan Clarkson. We got Gersh and the big African, you know, he lives down the block for me. Right?

We're not going to get into the demographics. Huh? Yeah, you always pull up on the green thing. We all have to you. He's French African. He's in the Congo, bro. Let me tell you something. Let me explain something.

son of you. When you got the Spanish soccer team, and it's a guy, the blackest guy in the world doing all the kids. They got him from Africa, gave him the fucking visa so he could play there. It's like a college. Just because you play at Penn State. Don't mean you're not from fucking Miami. You know they got black Dominican. I got black Cuban brothers. Your complexion. So when are you? This guy's African. He's my man. How about I'm his friends? Matter of fact, I'm bringing him on the show. I'm bringing them on. on the show. He's my neighbor. Didn't he play with Wimby and him?

Yo, Wemby. Yeah, he played with Wemby. Yo, you know, Wembe. Yo, he's gangster. Yeah. Born in France. Born and grew up in France.

Hey, it's like my mother and father. My father's from Cuba and my mother's from Puerto Rico, but I'm American. Okay, I got that way. Does he? Oh, yo, get the fuck out of you. This guy from the Congo.

This guy's not fucking eating, He wasn't in the... He's not eating... He's not eating them fucking get cookies in it. Yeah, you're right. Yo, yeah, you're right? This thing is crazy, dog. I just, speaking to...

I shot a Nike commercial with Josh Hart for the new neck jerseys. And when we were shooting it, this dude came by with a face a faha on his face. You had a faha on his face? What he was stretching his face? or it was stretching his face?

Who, Josh Hart? No, somebody. Yo. Who are you talking about? A stranger. I don't know. He had a fire. He was shooting a video outside

and crossed the street from the garden. A dude came by. He had the fire on the face. He had a face. What he had like a mask? But it was fire. It was the same material as the ladies have. But it was a face one.

He had face work. He was supposed to stay in the crib. He was coming out. who knows. Like when I went to turkey last week that they all had the hair, the line. Bloody line.

Popeyes, eating chicken, everybody in there with a shit. Everybody went to turkey to get their hair done. Ain't the fucking Popeyes. I'm kidding you not. I'm kidding you not. They're getting work done.

But you know who's scared the shit out of me, man, not when I'll be on the plane, right? And I'm getting better. I'm speaking it into existence. I'm not as scared. on the planes tomorrow. After you go to Mongolia back the next week, Abu Dhabi this,

you got to cut it out and say, all right, Joe, you're kind of an expert at this shit right now, right? But what I'm saying is, old Asian lady, I looked at the side out of nowhere,

she threw the shit on the face, like the plastic shit, like alien shit, man. Like that shit. No, they got my daughter does that shit, a porcelain thing. Oh, the mask.

Yeah, well, you wake up at three in the morning on Emirates and shit going like that. You look at the, Chinese lady, she got the fucking mask on. You're like, yo, what fuck going on in this bitch? And I'm off an ambient.

I'm off anion. You know, people fucking, people walking, they sleep and shit. I get up off the ammion. I'm like, yo, fuck this bitch look like a alien on this motherfucker right here. Let me tell you. I'm going to tell you something else I notice, guys. And listen, there's not enough flags for you to throw here. Because this is definitely, we got, wait.

Yo, listen, I went to Dubai. Three weeks in a row type shit. The escorts, you know, I hire escorts. Like, pause. What they call the guys that take you down? Greeters. Pause, pause. Greeters.

I do that here. There's a service greeter. They take you right on the plane. They'll drive you. No, you need that. I'll give you that, but you need that. They drive you right, but then you don't see human beings like me. They got me stashed.

They got me stashed. You're tired of these dudes. I'm talking to all the day, I'm in the Ritz-Colton. and fucking Dallas. Ain't nothing but rich or you white people in there. Sure, go to the room. Sure, go to the room.

I said, why y'all don't want me to see fucking human beings, man? I want to talk to somebody, man. Can you stop it whenever you want? No, these guys, man, they got me, but I'm safe. I'm trying to say safe. No new mistakes.

Seek the kingdom. Whenever temptation, whenever they tell you, let's hang out, let's go to the club, let's do, do that, seek the kingdom. No new mistakes. Seek the kingdom. So I go, so listen, I'm trying to tell you something. It's crazy.

When I'm trying to tell you, it's crazy, though. Right? You got to forgive me for this because this is crazy. You ain't me, K? Nobody, I go to Dubai, the degree to come. Why I feel like this is the human AI, like real AI. I'm not talking about human being. I'm talking about a robot AI.

It would be a place like Dubai to experiment the shit for the first term, but the dudes walking his shit. look like this, he got no expression, he don't smile, none, the hairs, all this. And I'm like this, after the third time, they kept giving me greeters. They look like not you, they're not arguing with you. They're not, it's just looked like they come.

I think they got AI greeters in Dubai already working, like a ready to robot. I'm looking at the dude's shoulder. I'm like, yo, look at this. His shoulder moving like, you know, they're moving like a robot. Like, you know, I'm waiting

Yo, you have to be there I'm gonna tape one of these guys one time They don't have no expression They don't laugh They don't nothing, they don't this I swear to go on by the third one We just started going Yo, these dudes is AI

Why? Because you know human being I argue with you They have robots They said they birds is not birds It says some of the bird's cameras over I'm telling you something I'm not bullshit you

I'm not trying to scare you I've seen about two to three robotic guys in the system. Grabbing your bag, sir, let me get your passport. He ain't got a smile on you. He like, you made him in Y2K. He knew we was talking about him.

He knew, he didn't know we was talking about him directly, but he knew we was like, yo, yo, the teepin, yo. To get, like, we up there. Like, he knew he's AI. No question. And he's sitting there like, yo, it's our secret. Yo, Kay, he's sitting there, like, it's our secret. I know you guys, you can't lie to no prongs to dooms like that.

We're up in this shit. We look at it. This thing was like, ribbit, get the bag. Ribbit, get the bad. Ribbit. Yo, I'm telling you, they got a straight computer. Yo, how many was it? Was it a lot of them?

No, every time, I think all agreed is because every time we kept, all right, so we went to Mongolia, came back, this, every time we got a greeter, you know, humans got false. Like, this guy got a hat. He's about to reach for the world. water, these guys is moving. And then when you watch them from the back, your Lori, I swear to God, they're walking like,

if you saw a game like a fucking Y2K, just walking, and I'm like, yo, these dudes might be the A-Y shit, but I didn't you ask nobody. Think about it. Dubai would be the first place to use them. They're ahead of time with everything, all technology, everything,

everything. They would be maybe 10, 20 years. They'll come back to this videotape and be like, yo, Fat Joe, he saw, he knew. Because they're not human, bro. They like this and they don't smile. They don't do nothing. They're trying to.

You're the only person that saw them. Well, me and the whole crew, Ritz Flay was there. Whoever was there, Tone Sunshine, everybody agreed these guys are AI. By the third one, we was like, nah, it's AI. Forget about it.

It's over. Huh? Our robot. This is what I'm trying to tell you. It's like, I robot. I mean, Dubai would do it. I'm telling you, I never felt that in my life. I'm not a conspiracy

theory, but that's definitely an issue. Let's get back. Let's get back to Wimbabamba. This league is not. What did I say? This league, you mean the NBA? The NBA, it's over for anybody.

By next year, I watched this guy, Wimba Yamba come down, 7'4. What is he? 7'7s? What is he? 7.5. I watch him come down, bring the ball, Like a point card. This is a true story.

Spinning it around the shit. Homeboy try to come up. Homeboy try to come up to play him. He shoved them off like this. The dude flew into the stands and he dunked the board. Like, who's supposed to stop that? Nobody's stopping Wimbabamba. Wimba yamba is the future of this league.

He's going to win like six, seven chips by himself. I'm telling you, this insanity is Wimba yamba. When the Yamba era starts, people are going to have a problem. No, no. It ain't started, yeah, he ain't ready yet. He got to get a little bigger. You've seen this, pause. You've seen this...

Yeah. Yeah. Trying to work out with them jail dudes. You're doing them yonkers boss. Those motherfuckers up in there, like, come on, Jay. Yo, Jay, they make you really do the bars. Yeah, come on, homie. Yeah, you know.

Then they hit me up on that Instagram, setting the camera off. He look on there. That big got niggas in their name. Baca down Doing them shits with one finger Your shit

fucked up right now, man Yo, ESPN drops the top 100 players The NBA I have a super problem with this

Let's hear it Right Number one The Joker That's arguably He's there I don't have a problem With that

How you know I ain't got I got a problem With his joking? He can't have a problem He's just slinky He can do whatever he want Oh, shah? You ain't got a problem with that.

What was that record? Are you shy? Ooh. You shy? Say my name. No, no. You shy? The very first time I saw you around eyes.

My lips are hello. But anyway, shot number two, I ain't got a problem. No fuck is he. Number three, Luca. Luca ain't do that. He ain't caused that damage last year. They didn't go nowhere. Luca cannot be at number three.

Yes, he is very, very talented. See, what I am doing is I'm getting tired of people. Rating. I got it? I'm getting tired. Thank you, brother. More the front? This shirt crazy, though.

How you like this shit, Louis, your tired of sick? You see that sick. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. This shit dancing on them. Hello. Right?

Number three, Luca. Not valid. Four Giannis. Yonis is one of my favorite, but he can't be number four. He ain't been putting in that type of work. He ain't going to no finals and nothing like that. What do you want me to do? Like, lie to you?

I'm getting tired of people telling me, yo, they was the hottest for the last 10 years. They was the hottest of the, no, who's hot now? We want to know who's hot now, because when you was hacked, you had it. Who's hot now? He's not. Wimba ain't ready either, too. He's number five, but this year,

He'll be way up there. I'm telling you. He's, he, he's been working out. Anthony Edwards deserves to be even lower than number six, right? Higher you mean. Higher, higher than number six. Anthony Edwards is a beast. What do you think he should be three or four?

Top five, man. This guy is. Okay, now go. Now, go. Now, if he gets aggressive, if he gets aggressive, where they got him at, he'd be top three. They got him at six. All right.

They're sitting on the youth. Let's go. Oh, Steph Curry at number seven. step my man greatest of all time We think it should be You shot Greatness in all time You shot

Yeah but what are you going to just Buy the fork They got LeBron in there KD LeBron KD And then Jalen Brunson This is where the problem is What kind of respect

You got for my man My man breaks his arms In the playoffs He scores 40-something Every game He takes us to the finals First time in 25 years You got the man

J.B., you got to understand. He's working his way to be one of them. Working his way? No, no, but these guys, no, I want to know. So what is this? He got one or two years. Is this a Lifetime Achievement Award? They wasn't as hot as them last.

He's going to be one of them. Don't work like that, kids. That's it, dude. I know the narrative work for me and you because we're the OGs, but you can't put the OGs on there if they're not as good as they used. That's the same thing you saying with somebody with two albums shouldn't be next to you. It's the same thing. He's going to be one of them.

No, no, I'm talking about that. So what is this? Right now. No, no, he better than them. He's top five. He better than them. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Whimby should be. Yeah. Right behind him. Wemby ain't put in no work yet. He's a promising. Wemby's almost in the Zion. You know, Wimby's promising. He ain't do no work yet.

But let me tell you something. Jay and Bruss are better than all of them right now. I'm just being out there. He should be top five. He's better. No, no, no. He's beyond joking. He's beyond shy.

Oh, Anthony Edwards and then Jalen. I got Jalen at four. I got at four the board. I'm sorry, bro. You putting Jalen in front of Luca? Hell yeah. Because he's a leader. He took our team further than we have a military.

I don't know. The King was an leader. That's got nothing to do with. You're talking? That's also the greatest American to me of all time, Martin Luther King. You're speaking real true leader. shit. Martin Luther King, the greatest American of all time.

We want the Knicks to win. I love Jaylen Bruns. You putting them in front of him. So you're putting all these guys in front of him? Put you in a straight jack. He's way better than Luca right now. Where? We carried the old team.

We went to the finals, man. We went to the East and California. That's a big deal. Luca went to the finals. The real fight. He got packed up. This got like that got packed up in the finals. That was two years ago.

I'm talking about last year. You got Luca. Let me tell you something. I love James. You're fucking sleeping on our fucking Knicks. Let me tell you something. Jaylon Brunson. No.

Let me say. You're too loose with them flags today. Let me explain something to you. What the man needs to be in a gang or get tattoos? What do you got to do so you could be, because he's a nice guy, clean-cut guy, they won't raid him? Who? Jay Lane.

Brunson. To make the top ten of the NBA is a special thing. But let me ask you, let me ask you something. There's guys that they pay $100 million. Hold up to score 11 points. There's a guy they know, two-time felon, you good for 11 points.

And you play hard. Paying nobody. I'm telling you. A few million to score 11. Well, what are they? You might got some people that score in 11 that get paid a hook, but that ain't what they didn't sit down and say, they didn't score 11.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yo, Jay, let me explain. on the phone. Do you know how hard it is to score 11 points in the NBA? North West. Get everybody on the phone. Listen.

Listen. Do you know how hard it is to score 11 points in the NBA and to get a couple of rebounds? For me and you. No, no, no, no. Talking about... No. You know how it is?

You're not how it is? You're getting paid a hundred million, and we want you to go out, get us 11 in every... You're reminding me, and I don't want to say, but you make a say name. You remind me and Rosh. Louis. Remember, he caught that $200 million,

he never scored a point again? What I'm trying to tell you all, you're a man for fucking Memphis, what's your man, the point guard that was dumb nights, they gave him that bag, he never scored him, no, no, no, not John Moran. Connolly never scored a point again, bro. Listen. Connolly scored him 11 now.

Yeah. In his fucking... How much money is Mike Connolly getting right now? Two-time fell in. No, he's at the... Google it. How much money he's getting 2024. Jesus Christ

They've been scoring three points the last good. 13. This is the end of his career. Yo, Kiss, you're not letting me

get to my bar, my punchline. You're not letting me get to my punchline. You said they pay you a hundred million. Yo, my man, they're getting a hundred million.

How much money he's getting? He gets... You're saying them. 10.7 million he's scoring 11. Hold up. All right, 10.7. Yeah.

What if you're average, And 40 points. We got some people we know. How much the designer earned? He got one song. Who? Pender, pender, pender, pender, pender. Any jerk y'all in the way.

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on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. Oh, no, everybody going to Turkey. I got to fight niggis all the time. They tell me, Norrie went to Turkey. I'd be like, yeah, my man, get ahead with that shit. He's Puerto Rican and black, did he?

Yeah, that's the question. I don't think he did. I don't think, I don't think Noi would do that. The Caesar for mad years, then he just went to the baits. The thing he came into the poppy. He came in, no. He had a Caesar, and then we told him about Noriega, guys. He had a Caesar, and then he came out with the wavy shit.

Like, his name was Redolfo. Like, his shit grew up. No, no, he just came up. Like, now he got the dreads. So they always, because he's my brother, they tell me all the things. time you know your man went to Turkey. I personally don't believe that Norrie went to Turkey.

I don't think he's like that type guy. Right? You might have this shit done the ball. Left rock or some shit, pal all where they're probably got. You pay double. You pay double with the States like me. I wouldn't go out the country to do some surgery. I would pay double and stay

in the country. I don't know if that makes sense. That makes sense. I was the halftime performance. Like, how did they lace, you know how? You know, I practiced three times. And I learned that from Jailo. Jailo is like a super duper practice.

She'll make you practice with her four. You know, you've been in shows with Jailo. I always had a show with you and Jailo too. She makes you practice and shit. And so I said, you know why it's the NBA, it's Abu Dhabi. Let me practice. So I practiced three times.

They had the Philly dances. Shout out to the Mascite. He watched our show all the time. My man for Philly watching. I show all the time. And so we practice, this shit was great, man. Once you practice,

you can't even mess up. You just got that shit. Then I went over there, and I heard the echo on the mic. I got them earphones so fast. I say, yo, yo, yeah, we're not doing Yankee Stadium again.

Damn, you see the Yankees. I'm scared to even go to the game because they're going to blame the whole shit on me. They said that it's my fault. Yo, don't go. So I'm down the blind. I mean, my own glissy in my house. Yo, oh, man.

Nah, I'm watching the shit glizzy off the screen. I want to go support, but I'm scared. The minute they set, show me, they're going to be like, they're going to be with brown paper bags. Like, Fat Joe came, it's over. Fuck the whole shit up. Bad news of the Yankees. I got to watch them home now.

Until we tie it up. You think we're tying it up? I hope so. That boy, Big Papi Ortiz told Derrickina, they're going to be him, babe, Ruth, Lou Garage, Yipa, bring Reggie bag. bring Reggie back. He said, we need the time.

Oh, no, he said it's a rap. And all my Toronto guys started sending me Statue of Liberty with Toronto, dressed up with Toronto, uniform and shit. It's a rap. That right there is a rap. When Judge strikes out

with three men on base, no outs, three, two count. You knew they was going to throw it down the pipe? That was it. He should have knocked that shit out the fucking pop. So we didn't get that. So we got that. established with the ESPN list.

What else we alluding to? Let me talk about Fito. You got how you feel? Benito. Benito, man. Getting a lot of pushback. You know what I mean?

I thought it was a beautiful thing. Being that he just coming off the biggest world tour bringing almost damn there billion dollars to the island of Puerto Rico. And now Overs giving you a chance to check him out at the Super Bowl. And now he's getting now a bunch of hoop

I don't understand it. I don't. It's damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. What's your take on that? My brother, you know bad. Let's be clear about this. He's the number one streaming star in the world.

Somebody's listening to this, man. Number one streaming star in the world. You could Google that shit if you want. Felt it. Google it. Felt it. He got a job, man. It's the most streamed album of all time.

He's number one in the world. He made me the whole world go to Puerto Rico to watch and perform. He deserves the spot. The problem with America is so racist that if we're celebrating art, we're celebrating culture, we're doing a halftime performance. Somebody got to perform,

whether they black, white, Asian, K-pop, whatever you want to name. So at the end of the day, Kendrick Lamar did it last year. Is he big enough? is he this? The ratings was through the wolf? Was he big enough? Is he dys and drink? Now you got a guy who's Puerto Rican?

By the way, ICE cannot arrest Puerto Ricans. We're Americans. Duh. So I don't know what the fuck you on your truck with your Confederate flag thinking, yo, we're going to lock up some Latinos. Yeah, they're all Puerto Rican. They're American citizens.

What the fuck are you talking about? And my problem is, why does race have to always, always come into everything that's going, I mean, everything. And you perform it. I didn't even see that. Right? When they picked him, I said, all right.

Bad Bunny, he's the biggest. He's going to rock, right? I'm Latino, and I don't know all the words to his song. But I know he's the shit, and he's fire. So my thing is, once they throw in the race shit, I'm like, yo, what is this? I hate people Black Latino

white people whoever who always got to bring race into every single thing I just don't know why I mean they've been bringing

every single thing since I've been born so they Oh no no but now with social media is at an all time I don't know how they break this shit down into

it is everything everything turns into some racial shit ad bunny's coming to entertain you If you're white and you all know Spanish throwing your dancing shoes

and have a hell of a time because all your friends are going to jump up and dance he's going to rock that shit like you've never seen it. It's going to translate it for you. What, the Apple's? Yeah. Talk about that.

So Apple got this, so Apple presents the halftime. You got the iPods that translate, it can translate it to English fee. On right at time. Live time. So why you, I need that shit. They're making us buy the new phone for this shit. Everybody got an iPhone 15.

I don't know if it's me. I'm, look, I'm played out. You're down. Let me stay, son, you. You're not speaking. When it comes to technology, if you under the 15. It comes to technology,

I'm played out. Every time they want a new phone to take me a month to figure out how to take a picture or something like that. Like, stop making these shits, man, because every time they make it is like real like a new,

you got the 17? Hell no. I'm going to be the last one to get it because every time they bring up something new, I get it. And I don't know what the fuck going on. How to do Instagram, how to do this, how to do that. I'm confused.

You know, my phone, I just got used to it in my shit. Oh. It's not the 15. No, it's not. I used to have the 15, the little bit. Everybody had the 15. Yeah, but I really don't want no more upgrades. Nah, man, that shit whack.

If it's like a computer, you must upgrade. So Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, he earned it. I hate when they try to make a narrative like, Oh, they did this on purpose, to fight ice. That's not true. He earned it. He's the number one streamer. What do you want me to do?

If next year they bring the K-pop guys, the guys, I don't know how much I would feel about that, but the K-pop guys, because they broke records and all that, you will have to understand that. You know, they're the biggest in the game. The problem is the NFL have always had, like, you know, don't go mess it with. Cotton-I. Joe, Cotton-I-Jole.

Cotton-I-Jol. Don't go mess with a cut night joe. We say shit. We must have seen Pat Benatar 10 times. Cotton night joe. Cotton night joe. That shit, you know. I used to think halftime was only for the Rolling Stone to you two.

And I thought it was there at a lifetime residency with the Super Bowl. I thought I'd never see a black guy at the Super Bowl halftime. I'm sweeping. Guess what? Ever since they put the black guys, they've been winning Emmys every year. guess what? The rating's been up. So, you know, you say what you want.

You know what I'm saying? And it's become a thing. Every time somebody does Super Bowl, the next week we're talking about it, was it good, was rated, it was, you know, shout out the whole. Shout out the whole. Desreveh.

Shout out the death. The whole Rock Nation getting together, pulling this one off because shout out to the Rock. I love that Bad Bunny even did it because Bad Bunny said he wasn't going to tour in the United States. So I love the fact that he said, okay, I'm doing it.

Man, my sister, Mary, her bag went up. After she killed that halftime, she was headlining Essence Fest the next day, this, this. I watched the bag. I know what the Super Bowl could do for you. Mary Jane is not today's price. Mary's shit went dumb after that. Tor, this, this, that. Her shit went crazy.

Wow, you heard that? That's hip hop. Shout out the hip hop, man. Kendrick is the most viewed. He beat out Michael Jackson. And Mike had that spot for 32 years. Shout out to Kendrick for that. Shout out to Kendrick.

Let me tell you what's crazy, right? You know, I always complain about the planes, even though I go across the world. But for a long time, I was the John Madden and the hip-hop. They ain't a highway. I'm telling you. He never flew. John Madison switched the train.

He never flew. Right? Huh? He switched to the train. He had his own train. Well, I took buses. Nobody's know who got their own train, Nick. Let me explain saying you.

I never salute the man for that. I didn't know he did all that. I did the bus. I go to New York and Miami so much. I come out on the gas station or the cracker barrel. And like, hey, Joe, like I live down the block, Faville, Morf Gow. Like, I don't do it every highway.

In America, as somebody was asking me, and I thought about it, I said, you know, we did spring break. That changed my life. Rest of peace, earth God, and me and Ashanti did spring break. After that show, when they seen the crack of my ass, the album went up $25,000 a week like America couldn't get a nut. That's when they discovered Joey Crack. They'd be on Soap Talk Saturday Night Live.

Yo, you believe this guy, Joey Crack? The crack of his ass shows. No, incredible. But the sales. No, it just went platinum after the American love a fat guy. I don't know why. They love a fat guy. But the point I'm trying to make is we took the bus to Mexico.

This is before we knew about chop on and up. And I was thinking about I drove through the whole Mexico to get to Cancun. You got to drive through the whole Mexico. I drove to Cancun. I drove to Cancun. I drove through four. that had elephant crossing. I didn't think it could.

She said elephant. The sign ain't deer. It's elephant. Right? I drove through the whole thing, right? Well, on the tour bus. It reminded me we got stuck up seven times. Stuck up.

Do you know who robbed us every time? The police. The fucking police. Pull us over, middle of Mexico City. You got to drive through the whole Chi of Wawa. You drive through Jimenez, Juarez, the whole Mexico. Right?

They stopped me seven times I got stuck up by the police. The last time, I just want you to know I'm not pussy. I don't get stuck up. No, I'm just letting you know it. This is very foreign to my DNA, to my spirit be. They keep pulling us over, yo, $100. They're like, they sticking us up. Like, you know, and you got to sit there like, you pussy.

It's just be like, all right, it's the police, whatever. This last time, we in the middle of nowhere, some little Mexican dude walks out in the middle of the road. He got like the Army suit on. Boom, his gun is taller than him. The man got a girl with him. Now, this girl, she looks like a working girl. That's the nicest way to put it.

She got the cheap shoes, the shirt. She's a whore, right? She's with him in the middle of nowhere. Right? Fuck it. In the middle of a jungle. She got the little guy like this. Stops the bus.

You know, they stopping us. In the middle of the forest. The horse stopped you? No, the, the, the, the, the, whatever, he stops us in the middle. He got this gun, it's bigger than him, he's a little, he comes on the bus. While he's coming on the bus, he's telling us $100, right? We only got stuck up by cops. The girl sitting there laughing at us in our face, like, ah, ha, ha, because he's, like, we're pussy.

Like, he's really robbing us 400, she's, ah, wow. Oh, these guys are pussy, this and this. My man, after he got off the bus, I ran so fast, slid on my knees. Slid on my knees. I grabbed that Bible so fast, started praying, God, please, yes. And Job was the, and God's was, I couldn't take it no more. Like getting robbed by a little dude like this with the girl laughing in my face.

Yo, I couldn't take that shit. I had to, there was nowhere else to go but to the Bible, the good book of God. I went up in there, I started reading that shit. Like every single word trying to, God, is this the page you want me to read? Is this 234? Yo, that was some of the most craziest shit. And I'm, yo, that was a tough time. I got one for you, okay?

I got one. Here, take these. No, no, you got to take these. You're going to need them. You drove the cat, cool. Listen. No, we drove the Cancun. That's easy.

I'm going to tell you this one, you're going to die. There's too many flags, right? So I remember I used to go to Battery Studio. You went to Battery Studio, right? Manhattan. Had to. Sure, yeah. 27th Street.

Man, the inmates fucked your back up for real, man. You keep stretching. You say that. That's a... Yeah. That nigga, yeah. Yeah. He's going nowhere.

Yeah. You go nowhere. I love massages, right? I love massages. I get massages on the regular. Yeah, I, yo, listen. Yeah. Yo, listen, what?

Yo, when I did my little four months, they told me, yo, the guy in our cell 24, he's a real masseuse when he's home and I speak about, man. What fuck you talking to me? Get the fuck out of here with that. The in jail house, but you can't, I don't give a fuck. Who you is? Bernie Madoff can't explain that one. He got a nigga, massage in the moust.

in the jail. That shit over. But let me tell you something, man. I thought about Battery Studios the other day, and that's where I met Irv Gotti. One time, we both booked the same studio because he was on the other side than me, you know what I mean? They kept telling him, don't be cool with Fat Joe, don't talk to him. But, you know, when we met each other, we realized we like brothers, right? But Battery Studio, I had that shit rent at seven days a week. If I wasn't working there, Remy was working there. She wasn't working there. Pum was working there. We just had that shit on lot and I loved it. One day I'm in the studio.

Right. And Tony Sunshine, don't kill me, bro. I'm in the studio and Tony... Tony Sunshine walks in with Big Punt. Right? And they walk in the studio, yo, Krills, what's up, this, this, that, and Pung keeps selling Tone. Your Tone, your tone, yo, yo, yo, yo, show him the Apple, show him the Apple, this, this.

You know, these guys were like crazy, right? So the engineers and little white... boy, right? He's sitting there. They go and they tell him to sit straight. So I don't know what, I'm not in on this, right? So they tell him, yo, sit up. Don't worry about it. Pung got this. You're going to be

great this. So the guy's sweating bullets. He's sitting there. He's scared to death. Tone puts an apple on his head. A apple sits straight, bro. Don't move. If you sit straight, you good. This, this, this. Pum pulls out a gun. True story. Pump pulls out the hammer,

right? Yo, sit there. this, this, the kid is sweating bullets like this. I'm sweating, but I'm like, yo, fun, chill. Like, I'm telling the dudes like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Stop playing this, this, that. Pun shoots the gun. So pun, shoot the app. No, the apple falls there and the guy dives under the fucking thing.

I start screaming because you got to understand, they call me the funk killer. Yo, pun, what the fuck? Fuck you, nigga. This, this. I'm losing my mind because of the kid. It was like a prop gun that they used for the movies, but they shoot the shit. sound like he's shooting the block.

The Apple fall down. You know, they never let us in Battery Studio again. I never was able to, but I tried two years, three years, four years later. They was like, yo, your money not good here. These guys, we're lucky if it was to date, that little white boy would have sued us for a billion dollars. You know what I'm saying? But, yo, these guys were too much, man. Big problem with his bullshit.

He shot the apple with a blink. Yeah, but he never shot it. It just sounds like a real gun. There's no bullet come out of that. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know, man, this poor kid dove under that dashboard, that shit. He dove under that fucking shit.

I looked at him. I say, hey, he. You know, some guys, I'd say it all the time. Some guys, you can't. Like, you guys are lucky this guy's a leader. And he's calm. He thinks he wants y'all to not go to jail. He just, if Tony Sunshine was the leader,

we all be in jail for 30,000 years. Like, Tony, you get full with that fucking baby facing that R&B shit. I'm sitting in the Mandian Oriental one day, and the food coming is cold. He smacks the cheek off the guy, the delivery man. They threw me out of the Mandarin Oriental because, yo, the food is cold, the nuggets is cold. This is something like, you're torn.

I just smack the server. Smack the shit out of it. They never let me. me get back in there for like 10 years. I went back two years, five years. Yo, they was like, now I missed the Carter. And I used to live in there. No, Mr. Carter.

10 years later, Miami. Miami. Miami. Oh, I love that spot. I come up in there. Yeah? They threw me out of there for like 10 years. They kept like, no, you can't come back.

Finally, they must have changed the manager. They got me off the list. Now I could go back. But, yo, this thing, Tone Sunshine got me in a bunch of trouble, man. And then Mark says, He caught some. Mark Chisholm, yeah, he caught that ketchup. He had you.

Mark Sanchez? What did he caught? He caught that ketchup. Lergey. See, young boys, don't be sleeping on them old dudes. It's vice versa. I learned my lesson. One time I fronted on these young boys,

they was about 60 pounds, and they pulled out of guns so big. We got the running. They was blamming the whole, like, I mean, like, you should have knew. You just, all right, this kid's 60-pound flat. He's talking mad shit. Big Diesel dudes here.

They gave him the beats. He pulled out the yala and let that thing ring. So he's starting with you. But it's the same thing. I'm talking about legend, God forbid. Like, I'm telling you legend, right? What I'm saying is we should have known the kid of 60 pounds. How are you going to start with a bunch of cock diesel guys coming in?

You should have knew what he wanted to do. This old man, 69. Mark Sanchez, Cog, Diesel football player kept fucking with the man. He fucked with the man. Did he put hands? Yes. The man said he fared for his life.

That was deserved catch-up. So the man gave him all pepper straits first. Try to calm him down. I don't know Mark Sanchez was just drunk, high out of his mind. He wouldn't start with this old man. The old man tried to pepper spray and back him up. He kept coming.

He said at that point I thought this guy was going. man. He did something. He's a man, 70 years old. He fucked that old man up. He's 70. So how he got home? Look, he looked. Not an old man.

The old man had that Joey Cupcake. He gave him that. Joey Cupcake. Yeah, he in it. He intertubed the mic quick. He intertubeed the bike with the old man said, ha ha, ha. You know how you got that thing?

I think you're honorary Puerto Rican. You got that. I don't bring the couch. because I know I give him the ketchup. No. Sometimes is it, sometimes if you know you might get, it's situations we might can get out with without the ketchup. If you got the ketchup on you,

and I'll tell anybody, anybody who could, look, he got that, he got Mark Sanchez to fuck up off him. 69-year-old man gave him that ketchup legend. Like that ketchup or save your life. It don't look like that for the picture. Ten guys beat you up. This guy's got, this guy's 70. Damn, bro.

And he got arrested. No, no, Mark Sanchez got a... No, bro, you 30 years old, beating up a 70-year-old? I don't know how to explain that. He ain't... He ain't... They're arrested, though. That ain't go with each other.

He and there, he handcuffed to the thing. He bleeding out. I saw some strong 60-year-olds. I ain't never see a strong 70-year-old. Like, 70-year-old, the man that got every right to give you catch-up. You know, and I like Mark Sanchez. He's a good dude. He had a bad night.

He probably fought with the wife. He probably went around the world. Three weeks in the road came home and still got cursed out when he said. And there was no food done. He went outside and tried to fuck with the old man. The old man gave him ketchup, legendary. Tell him, tell you story, walking. Anybody could pull that trigger.

Anybody could pull that ketchup out and give you the inner tube. Pull it. And release that air quick. Well, this ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracking kiss, baby. Don't get catch up from a man that 76. Don't get...

Yo, listen, I mean, I've been seeing a lot of old dudes talking, like, this social... I've been seeing a lot of old dudes, hood dudes, talking wild shit on their, like... Like, they don't realize they're 60, 70, or something. Like, I be seeing them talk crazy. At one point, like, like me, I'll tell you the truth. Fat Joe, I'll tell you all against the stories when I was younger, I fought everybody, this is that.

Right now, my crew gonna dance on you, on my security, you're gonna shoot your face. I'm being honest with you. There's no fair ones, there's no one-on-ones. In their face. No, no, shoot your face. He took your face. He shoot your face.

What do you think the guy looked like born supremacy farther for? The man gonna take... I'm telling y'all, I don't have a problem with it. It's legal, you want to fuck with me, you got a hammer, you got whatever you got. He's shooting your feet. face off. My guys, they're going to dance on you. Fat Joe, the days

of one-on-one somewhere, it's over. Okay, so I don't know what these old dudes are doing. Podcasts, they might want to scrap with you, though. You ain't going to come back out of it. Now, they're going to get pounded out every time. They're going to get by, not by me. It's a level.

You know who taught me that one time? I think I want to say Jay Prince told me that one time. I seen him somewhere in L.A. We was churning Beverly Hills. And I was like, yeah, yo, Jay, you look, young, this, this, that. And I was like, you know, me. I was telling him about sitting.

He was like, you're not supposed to be in that anymore. What do you think you got the guys for? You're older now, Joe. You're not supposed to be. No. The guys are supposed to, like, you know what I'm saying? So if you want to invite me to a one-on-one, you're very confused. I don't have a problem with Senate.

Like, I don't have a problem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what are you supposed to do? My days is over, man. And even when I did have one-on-ones, it was actually guys I liked

that I had no choice. And I was like, you know what? Privilege giving them the one-off. Yeah, because the guys are killer. We're the infamous. So I'm like, you all right, we could fight one-on-one and get it over with and keep it moving.

if I actually liked him or he was somehow a member right but a stranger one-on-one never in my life man we beat up this guy I told you that story about the boxer that we I hit him with the bottom on his head I told you that story that I'm not playing

for you tell you something my brother was dead nice with his hands my brother Money Man Angel Carter Gina for everybody in Faw's Project dead nice every time he fought the whole project to come out he fight One day, I heard a rumor.

He was off the dust. Dude knocked him out. So they're telling me, Yo, Joe, such a such, knocked your brother out, this and this and that. Now, my brother's my biggest idol. Month later,

I see the guy they're talking about, I go wake my brother up. That's why I don't, I don't wake nobody up out of their sleep. If you got beef, don't wake nobody up out of their sleep because they're chilling. You waking them up for a problem.

They sleep and chilling in the house. safe already. You may get home, you're safe. I wake up my brother, your bro. That guy, man, he outside. They say he beat you up. This is that my poor brother, man, such a decent guy. He came out of work. He was sleeping. He didn't want to let his brother down. He throws his sneakers on, a sweatsuit. He come out there with me.

Y'all. I already felt out of it. Yo, Jada. Yo, Jada, I go over there. So now, according to my brother, the guy we talking about, snuffed him. He didn't give him the fair one. Right?

He snuffed my brother. That's how what happened. And my brother was high on Angel does. But my brother, ketchup coming out the window, duff him, boom, the dude fall on the floor. I'm a kid. I'm like 10 years old. My brother, help him up and tell him now, let's shoot the fair one.

The guy he's fighting is the Golden Gloves champion. Everybody know he dead nice. Now me, I'd have hit him with a bottle, gave him some ketchup, stomped him out with the crew. that would have been the end of the conversation. Right? So they get the fighting one-on-one. He knocked my brother down this.

He gave my brother the beats one-on-one. But the whole time I'm walking with my brother, I'm a little kid, and I'm like, yo, why you give him the fair one? Why you ain't stomped him out while he was on the floor, June? Why you ain't hit him with a bottle? He was like, no, that's not me. That's how I get, no, I'm...

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