The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss talk Clipse's Grammy noms, NO HIP HOP in Top 40, Michael Jackson movie & Max B

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are back and they're reacting to Clipse scoring five Grammy nominations, no hip hop appearing in Billboard's Top 40 for the first time in decades after "Luther" by Kendrick Lamar ...and SZA finally dropped out, Antoine Fuqua (director of 'Training Day' with Denzel Washington) directing a Michael Jackson biopic, and Josh Giddey of the Chicago Bulls getting his ankles broken by DeAndre Hunter of the Cleveland Cavaliers. Joe and Jada are also joined in the back half of the pod by Eric and Jeff from ItsTheReal and the '2J3BD' podcast with Jada, Styles P, and Sheek Louch. Eric and Jeff talk about Fat Joe being the interview they've always wanted, Zohran Mamdani winning the New York City mayoral election, and Max B finally being freed from jail and appearing on the field at a New York Jets game. 5:00 - No hip hop in the Billboard Top 40 for the first time in 35 years 7:45 - Michael Jackson biopic 15:15 - Joe & Jada's problems with the Grammys 26:15 - Sneakers of the year 34:00 - Josh Giddey getting his ankles broken 38:30 - Joe and Jada giving back for Thanksgiving 42:30 - Eric & Jeff of ItsTheReal crash the pod 48:15 - More of Joe's legendary jail stories 56:45 - How ItsTheReal linked with The Lox 1:03:30 - Zohran Mamdani winning mayoral election 1:14:30 - Brian Daboll fired [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] Joe and Jada now on Patreon All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:42 Nobody told these niggas to sit down. They're like, yo, could we sit down? Yes, maybe so. Yo, give them the handheld mic. These mom's come take over the shit. Yeah, yeah. What up, y'all? This is Joe Crack the Dawn.
Starting point is 00:03:08 You know who it is, your boy, Jada? You know what it is. The Joe and Jada show. Fucking right. Every show legendary, every show iconic. Stepping on niggas next. So, you know, we got mad requests. Everybody, like, I'd never seen people get mad
Starting point is 00:03:23 because we're getting the best guests in the world. Every day somebody legendary just pull up to the show. They've been begging us. Like, yo, when we're going to get a Joe and Jada? I'm like, y'all, this shit, yo, it must be horrible to be the competition, me. Because, like,
Starting point is 00:03:41 niggas is pulling up on this shit so crazy. It's like, you know, every day we can't stop. I got to tell people
Starting point is 00:03:48 I can't do it. I actually have to tell certain artists they hit me up and be like, yo, we just can't do it. You know,
Starting point is 00:03:55 Jada's on a cruise. I'm over here. Like, we, I'm sorry. Big people. I mean, this shit got motherfucker dizzy.
Starting point is 00:04:03 You know what I'm saying? I know it. I know it. And we ain't stop throwing that shit on. That m nigg is just flabby and shit. now, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:04:11 Hip-hop is here. Hip-hop is here. The buck stops here. Nowhere else, I know I've been calling us the rookies of the year. It's starting to look like, rookie of the year. MVP's biggest show on earth. You said, I'm being honest with you, I'm as humble as I can keep it. This is the biggest show in the game.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Oh, you all you, I think I ain't being humble? I'm being very humble. I can be disrespectful. I think you are. I think that was very disrespectful. You know, hip hop is competition. I could always make a meme out of you at the verses when you like, yo, I'm from here.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Like, that's how I came in the game thinking it's competition, even though we got love for people. We got love for everybody. We want everybody to win. We want everybody to get the bag. But ain't nobody bigger than us. It's what we do, baby. Man, look at Jada.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Boy, that boy can smell that money, right? You know, it smells it. Jada would be like, his wife looking at him while he's sleep. He like, yo la la, he o. He, whew, yeah. He, who. That boy, Jayda, I'm in that motherfucker looking like,
Starting point is 00:05:23 la, la, la, la, la. He's crazy. That shit crazy. Girl, let me tell you. Hey, y'all. Shout out our sponsors. Hard rock. They used to spread.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Everybody. And so hip-hop. It's been 35 years. This is the first time being the top 10 record or top 40 in the hip hop in Billboard. That's sad. Okay, break it down.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Break it down why you think it's sad. I mean, whenever something is running for so long and it is dramatically just not there, that's sad. We got to look at that. I mean is we're losing, we're losing control. We're losing the grip of the culture. You're supposed to stay on there forever.
Starting point is 00:06:18 They use hip hop for everything. Every commercial, every fucking marketing tool to sell everything. Let me tell you some the other day, I was telling you, I was when I listen to country, I listen to other forms of music, there's always hip-hop influenced. The other day, I just realized the number one producer of K-pop is a dude from fucking Compton, hip-hop dude from comp.
Starting point is 00:06:43 It's always our source that goes to every other genre or whatever the case may be. Country music, same shit. They use an append. The flip side is, is the art more important. You know what I'm saying? So I feel like we've been getting great hip-hop lately, whether it's the mob deep album or the clips,
Starting point is 00:07:02 or just because they ain't charting, Cardi B's album was crazy. So just because they ain't charted, on the top 40 billboard doesn't mean the art. You know, people ain't create. It'll mean we... I'm happy with hip hip hop this shit.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Shut out the clips, man, five Grammy nominations. I mean, that means something. So somewhere somebody, something named mathing. It's the art. Everybody just said, fuck the billboard, fuck the heads, fuck that.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Let's make dope music. And the people are saying, I love it. You know what I'm saying? the critics, whatever, saying, I love it. And so, you know, when they eliminated Drake off the charts, you know, they went on that full court press. I think they eliminated him.
Starting point is 00:07:48 I think he just chilled. I think he's just chill. I think he's going to come back. I think he's going to come back and massive destructive takeover. I agree, one billion percent. But what I'm saying for right now, you know, you realize that Drake was probably keeping us in that top 40 for fucking five, ten years. Like every record he made was going number one.
Starting point is 00:08:11 So it's like any records he made was going number one. I think he battled in Michael Jackson for the most number ones. So he was on that, he was on that chart. You know they making a Michael Jackson movie? You heard about that? The guy who made training date, Froucahn, what's his name? Antoine Fuqua. Antoine Fuqua.
Starting point is 00:08:33 You know, I'm fried, nigger. Like, yeah, come on, your kiss. You know, I don't get shit right for that. You know, my heart's in the right place. Yeah. You know. Oh, shit. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Netflix's going to be like. What was the casting? We got to see what's going on in the casting. Who are they going to be Mike? His nephew's going to be the star, Michael Jackson's nephew. Is he going to be a Crip or no? Or after the Supreme. Or after the Supreme.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Because I met a kid named. He said he was Michael Jackson's son, but he looked like Michael Jackson after the surgery. Yo, yo, yo. Yo! I met a dude. There's a dude running around New York. I swear to God, he looked like Michael Jackson.
Starting point is 00:09:23 They say Michael Jackson's son. I don't got no cousins in New York. But he looked at, I'm telling you, I met the guy. He looked like Michael Jackson after the surgeries. He don't look like original, Michael. You know what I'm saying? So his nephew, he looked like, what? He's in the family. They got him like, you know, anything Michael Jackson, I'm pulling up
Starting point is 00:09:43 to the movie theater, I don't give a fuck. But I also think that this is going to be a lot of truth-telling in this Michael Jackson biopic. You know, we see what's going on now. So what's going on now in life, we finally caught up to it. We finally like, oh shit, that's what they're doing, like smear campaigns and having been, you know, starting rumors about certain people. A-I. Yeah, but A-I's now.
Starting point is 00:10:12 What I'm saying is a lot of this shit they did the Michael. A lot of this shit they did to Michael Jackson was ahead of the time and we couldn't see because the media was way more control. It wasn't no phones. So they were saying whatever they want on the tabloid, who was the leader?
Starting point is 00:10:29 Whoever, whoever had that tabloid on lock? was controlling the narrative. If you had beef for somebody strong enough that had the plug to the Rupert Murdox in them, you're fried. They could say anything
Starting point is 00:10:43 they want about you in them tabloys and have people looking at you crazy. You go to a supermarket and you buy the magazine. That's how you know. So if MJ had beef with anybody,
Starting point is 00:10:53 because he was very, very powerful, they was controlling that narrative in the fucking magazines. Those inquiries and all of them.
Starting point is 00:11:03 shit is bullshit. But at the time, people took it serious. When I'm trying to tell you, at the time, people took a... Like, right now, I feel like social media fucked up love. Like, definitely, if you younger, if you ain't been with your wife a long time, and she got a state out of IG. Because IG, we all addicted to the shit. Well, fucking Michael Jordan started crime.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Michael Jordan is that... Listen, I know Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan, the last guy you would think is on IG. When he was at the Kobe funeral and he was crying, he said, yeah, they're going to make a meme mad of me. Don't tell me he don't know what IG is. He knew the time. When he was crying at Kobe funeral, he said himself,
Starting point is 00:11:49 oh, they're going to make a meme out of this. Jerry West laughed when he said that. Like the people we think ain't on Instagram is on Instagram. Right? So everybody's watching. social media. Social media, how are you in love? You take one wrong pick, the pressure
Starting point is 00:12:08 or force your relationship to break up off the wrong pick. You ain't even got an opportunity to fix it. Especially these young kids, it's like social media, fucked up love. What happened to love? You know what I'm saying? And then
Starting point is 00:12:24 relationships are supposed to go up and down. You're supposed to deal with it. It ain't always perfect. But with all that pressure, you'll be on that shade room with the shit between the line like this. Who with the line? Yeah, with the line, shit over. You didn't even make the choice.
Starting point is 00:12:40 They'll make it for you. They'll be like, hey, it's time to go. The shit crazy. Wiggily lie. So what I'm trying to tell you is that right now, the phone is different. We get to see more aspects. That's why people can't sweep shit under the rug.
Starting point is 00:12:57 But back in the day, in the MJ era, they could control the media. I promise you, this movie's getting, I don't know. My prediction is it's going to deal with, you know, behind the scenes of like shit they was doing to him to make people look sideways at MJ. I'm sure if Homeboy from the training day does that, it's going to be a lot of exposing the clips.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Let's go back to the clips in the Grammys. What do we don't? Now, we're just talking, we're shooting this shit, huh? We just the movie, But let me ask you something. You want to say something to be half of that? The MJ? I hope it's a great film.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I know it would be with Antoine at the helm of it. Hopefully it would be a great film and we get to see some stuff we never know about in depth. Yeah. I want to see some stuff. Every time I see like a fake little
Starting point is 00:13:55 Michael Jackson movie, it would always be like the same shit. It don't be, you know, the guy. You see the guy. the last one, they added like a real cheap one, the security did. Now they had it like a low budget Michael Jackson movie on one of these shits where... Not to be.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Not too, but a little above that. Where the security was selling inside the story, and he was saying that Michael Jackson never paid them. He was broke when we thought he was the richest, but he always had that shit. He ain't want to sell. So they would always come to him
Starting point is 00:14:28 and be like, any time... You know, this guy... Yeah, MJ was rich. MJ was rich for so long. I think it was walking his stores buying $10 million worth of shit. Like it was a pack of bubblegump. And one day they told him, yo, you ain't got it like that. But they kept telling them, you're MJ.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Oh, you got to do everybody. There's family security. Everybody kept saying, yo, get rid of the catalog. And you'll have a billion dollars right now. So even though he was going through hard times, nothing like what we think. But it was hard times. he always knew he had a billion dollars.
Starting point is 00:15:08 He always knew, like, at any point, he could just sell the key to a billion dollars. And everybody, that was everybody's conversation around MJ, was like, yo, you can just sell it for a billion dollars. They said he went to some other shit. He wanted to make, like, Never, Neverland Part 2. And when he went to get the money, it was like, yo, you ain't got it.
Starting point is 00:15:31 And even the realtor was selling them. just sell a catalog by this shit like nothing. Everybody knew he had that shit. They all knew like, yeah, he fucked up but he ain't really fucked up. Yeah, it's almost like when Kanye West went on that tantrum
Starting point is 00:15:47 and he was like he a billionaire where even if they fuck all this shit up, he's still worth $200, $300 million. That's a cool spot to be at. You know? So let's go back to the Grammys, right? Because the Grammys are full of shit. but remember that year
Starting point is 00:16:04 Holver had nine nominations that they didn't give them an award you don't remember that shit? I was there. Yeah, they'll fuck you, man. They'll fuck you. I think the clips win too. It's the best album of the year
Starting point is 00:16:19 as far as I know, but they'll fuck you. You know, the Grammys, they do everything you can't believe somebody could do. Like me, I want to shout out chance to rapper. He's been taking a bad rap for me. killing them in all my interviews and shit.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Because I didn't think he deserved to be all the way up. I really still don't, but I'm going to just say to him, I saw you on your little interview on the podcast and you addressed it the right way. You're correct. I should have won many grand. I was nominated for like six Grammys. At least all the way up and lean back for sure. I think I should have won.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Lean back, I lost to like, I don't know. Who was it? Everett since? Come on. Come on, let's lead back, man. You know what I'm saying? We lost the avanescence. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:17:06 You see this shit. The Grammys, they'll do it to you. They'll be like, all right, everybody thinks he's supposed to win. Give it to the guy we don't know. Fuck it. That's what keeps everybody intrigued in the Grammys. Why? Why I was supposed to win the Grammy?
Starting point is 00:17:21 Yeah, you go. Who won? Oh, no, DMX beat you. You did? Yeah. That was that? Yeah, we looked that shit up. It was DMX.
Starting point is 00:17:31 beat why, right? Ew, I shouldn't want that. Still in the family. I still should have won that one. Yeah, other shit that he should have gave. Obviously,
Starting point is 00:17:39 when there's human people, they got, people got feelings, and they get all in their feelings, and they do whatever they got to do politically. That's why with this, this podcast shit, I've been watching the numbers
Starting point is 00:17:51 in the empirical data. We're smoking everybody. I don't know none of it. I do. I do. I don't know where the data is. I do. I do.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I do. When you talk about the amount of gas, he's looking. How many people tell you how many, how many, you went to Atlanta, to the ludicrous thing. How many people, how many artists, how many artists told you they want to come? Every artist in the world.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Let me tell you some analytically, with the numbers, we're smoking everybody. Now, if we don't, I don't know that. Okay, let me explain. I hope so. I'm just preparing you now. So when the end of the year come, And we know we've beaten everybody,
Starting point is 00:18:34 we smoking everybody's boots and they fucking rob us and give it to Josh and Raleigh and Arthur Willingston, nigga. Like, we know what the fuck going on here. These niggas ain't nobody. Everywhere we walk, we walk through the airport. They're like Joe and Jeter.
Starting point is 00:18:50 If we go anywhere, Joe and Jeter, this, this. You know what I'm saying? Come at the end of the year. You watch what funny niggas they're going to come and say we lost to, but that's political. That's no difference.
Starting point is 00:19:01 than the Grammys. They got a team working in their shit. So we already know that's what's going on here. All right. So that's on chart than the Grammys.
Starting point is 00:19:08 That's why we don't get too caught up in these awards because it is what it is. People be having their own people and play to make sure they win. Like, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:20 I can't look at, I'm sorry. Right? I can't look at a chart or podcast and never heard of these guys and they're going to be higher than us. Know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:19:35 Now, I know I'll call me Daddy, the girl. I know Joe Rogan. I know Amy Schumer. I know Joe Barton. I know, I mean, you know, I know those guys, but when you're going to come up here and put me, you know, Jonathan and William podcast, very, like, yo, I can't do that. Like, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:19:56 I was few. This is a talk shit show. So I'm going to talk my shit because I'm preparing the people just because they say they're number one. That just means they got friends picking who's number one. They're not really number one. And now, let me tell you, I judge it, right? If Joe and Jada has two-time felon as a guest, right, he's coming out with an album, we come sit in the couch, he's our guest. We put them on here, we talk, interesting conversations.
Starting point is 00:20:24 See, me and you, we know different that you kill O'Neill or Chuck. They know we played the game They know we got their experience We legends They want to hear us talk to the clips And all Put it like this The clips game
Starting point is 00:20:36 Anybody else who interviewed them Is behind us And 300,000 views 400,000 This is all I'm saying The same guests Is coming here that's going over there They're getting the 150,000 views
Starting point is 00:20:48 We get a half a million views What? With where What? No, no I want to know What's a 50 cent spice ham sandwich Or what's a
Starting point is 00:20:58 shit. Tell me what the fuck. I'm not dumb. If we fucking interviewing the same person and we got him beat by 300,000 volts, how to fuck day number one? What balance are you looking at? What is he looking at? You better be
Starting point is 00:21:14 prepared. It's all right. Jada don't care. No. Y'all better get him a strong pack of that Zaza. That day he looked at that shit and John of his shit and Williams beat us. When they come in the comments and it's a food check. You. Whatever you smoke, I'm smoking that day,
Starting point is 00:21:31 nigger, because I'm telling we're going to be mad. We put in a lot of work. Every day we got the illus, look. Look who's coming tomorrow. Every day the illest dudes in the world, they find in it be on this show and then out. This is the biggest show in hip-hop right now. This is controlling the culture.
Starting point is 00:21:50 And when I want to compare notes, my notes is, well, why did John Butler come on our show and we got 800,000 views with him and you got 300. I want to know how you better than us. Like, how are you better? Where's your numbers adding up like that? And so I'm looking at all this.
Starting point is 00:22:08 If you got a guy, if you got a guy who put out, they also not. They also not moving like us, brother. They're not moving like this. We're shooting three. You know what I'm saying? So we did say somebody does buy a miracle, get more views than us.
Starting point is 00:22:24 By the time he drops that one episode, we already dropped three episodes with 300, 400, 200, this is a million views. We got these niggas packed up. I'm not, you can't dizzy me out. I know what's going on. So at the end of the year,
Starting point is 00:22:40 when the awards come out and fucking Jonathan and William wins that we never heard of these niggas, they're not moving nothing. No coaching, no nothing. You know the fix is in. I'm just trying to prepare you guys. For the fix?
Starting point is 00:22:53 Oh, no, the fix is it. There's no way. Me and you, we ain't political. We tell these people, excuse my language, we tell them suck our dick all the time. We're not political. We're not political.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I got in trouble, man. I got a friend who's a big time jeweler. Right? And I went on Norrie's watch show and I said, yo, the man told me, yo, once again, I love you and your family, you beautiful people. I got nothing but love and respect for you.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Maybe you didn't realize you told me. He told me like, yo, I said, y'all want the AP acrylic this is Joe you. You got to come kiss ass a little. Like, you know, you got to come and kiss ass. I looked at him. You know, Norrie says he calls them on their birthday. The watch guy, Norris be like, hey, John, happy birthday, buddy.
Starting point is 00:23:50 How what, Norrie goes there, drinks a coffee with him. He played that game. I can't play that game. I'm buying some shit for $350,000. Yo, sell me the shit. Like, I'm not kissing your ass and spending the $3.5. 50, beloved. It's just not happening.
Starting point is 00:24:05 So he really got a problem with me. All our friends that know us today, they're like, yo, you broke his heart. I said, first of all, he said his name, but I'm not breaking his heart. The man looked at me and told me lyrically with his own lips. You have to kiss. Pause.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You have to kiss ass to get the watch. I cannot do that, guys. Not me, not Fat Joe. I'm not doing that, bro. I'm not playing that game. But that's the kind of game. You got to play. when you want to be number one on a podcast.
Starting point is 00:24:35 They want you to go up to whoever's holier than our than us and have dinner with them and start kissing their ass. And hey, we really, being you, are not going to do that. Definitely not. Other people are doing that. I watch somebody who really, really, really, really wanted a Grammy. Yo. What you want?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Everybody really wanted a Grammy. Not the same way, buddy. It's not the same way. Okay. If you really want the Grammy, you got to kiss a million babies. You got to show up to every guitar school. There's a whole process for you to win the Grammy. You don't just win the Grammy because why it was number one.
Starting point is 00:25:15 You got to go out there and shake it, hands and kiss people and fly to Memphis to the guitar school to this. So much shit you got to do to win a Grammy. They ain't just giving you the Grammy by mistake. Hey, his shit was better than his. That's not happening. I'm trying to put you on. Just some shit if you don't know that by now. This whole shit is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:25:38 So with that being said, do we think the clips win any of the five awards? I think they won. How many of you? What's your prediction? Because you like the bet. They're going to win. Hard-rock bets.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Throw it up. They're nominated for five. They should walk away with at least one or two. I believe so. And they deserve it. The album was incredible. The album wasn't like, they sell a soul.
Starting point is 00:26:01 they stood to the clips now. They got Farrell with it too. That's what's going to help them a lot. Farrell know how to play the game. That's my, yeah, I'm happy. Because I'm happy. I ain't get my jellyfish. I ain't get my jellyfish.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I've seen you with some jellyfish down there. You're full of shit. You bought them? You bought them? Yes. I can't lie. They sent me some jellyfish. Yeah, I know. You know, you're mad, Jay. Shout out to my family over there.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Yeah, yeah, ah. I didn't know family that show, you know what I mean? You trying to show love. You know, I ain't going to lie to you, the jellyfish is comfortable. I got too pit, but they're supposed to. But they're comfy, though, right? They feel good. The jellyfish was right.
Starting point is 00:26:51 You know, sneak in the year was the brick by brick. Nigel Sebesta. So they stole the bare mohions. They stole your shit? One day. I got three pairs sitting there. You know what I'm saying? No, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I got three pairs. All right, let me get another thing. I got three pairs sitting there. The one thing you can't do is match. Did you match it, match it? Now you can't, right? It got to be all black or something. You can't try to match.
Starting point is 00:27:22 You can't just match it. Nothing matches. Damn, nothing matched the brick by brick. Like, I tried. Camel. Camel was your head. You know who I learned that from? Like, I learned that from years ago.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Now everybody knows, years ago, it was AI. AI would always show up with some Camel shit and some kicks. And I'd be like, damn it, always go. Like, Camel's like a blank plate. It's like a green screen. It's like a green screen, my nigga. You rock that camel. You could rock whatever you want on the feet.
Starting point is 00:27:52 The camel and whatever you want on the feet and go. You know what I'm saying? Camel go with everything. I learned that from AI. AI was the first guy I used to see. he used to rock that camel and whatever. And I was like, damn, that's how you do it. You can get it off of the camera.
Starting point is 00:28:09 You're funny, man. That brick by brick. What was one of your favorite kicks this year? The Black Fives with the white lace. No, that was mean. That didn't make the top ten. I don't believe it. That was mean.
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Starting point is 00:30:09 And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it.
Starting point is 00:30:19 We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call and well we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers
Starting point is 00:30:42 was this is how you guys remember it going down yes I have a very different memory of this we were talking about a thing a bit for the podcast people could call in and say hey Jonas and then I wrote down on my little notepad hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title but thanks for remembering that guys listen to hey Jonas on the IHeart radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel
Starting point is 00:31:12 and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The story I've told myself about love or relationships can then shape my behavior, and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection. This Mental Health Awareness Month, tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and
Starting point is 00:31:54 explore the journey of healing, self-discovery, and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel overwhelming. The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected. We're becoming more individualized, but we actually meet people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for you to hear more. Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart Radio app.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. If you're watching the latest season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Georgia accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man. They holding Kay Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. I like the bougie style of Housewives' show. I think it looks like it's going to be interesting.
Starting point is 00:32:56 On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the team everybody's talking about. As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it, I understand the game. As somebody who creates shows, I'll even say this. At the end of the day, when people are at home, they want entertainment.
Starting point is 00:33:24 To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever, you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody!
Starting point is 00:33:39 Please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian. And recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, hope from a hypocrite, I'll be changing lives,
Starting point is 00:33:52 helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike! I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff rant recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream a chicken suit.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Hey, cream. Cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrat as part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts. Shout out to Kevin Liles. You know, Kevin Lyle's my neighbor, man. Today, he blasted this music so fucking loud
Starting point is 00:34:41 that we ran and sound like Michael Jackson. I FaceTime him. I say, yo, okay, what's you playing next door? Because he was blasting that shit for his backyard. He said, oh, it's my new artist. And he sent the shit over. Hold on. Let me tell you who his new artist is
Starting point is 00:34:55 because I feel like he wanted me to mention this shit on the show. Because I'm a fucking was blowing that shit with soap. That shit was like a park jazz. Toxic, long for you, a single by Justin Lee Shultz. This is mean. This song right here is beyond mean. But, you know, Kevin Lousie working, you know, he didn't wake up yesterday. Let's get to this guy.
Starting point is 00:35:17 I don't really like this guy as a ballplay. What's his name? Giddy from Chicago. Josh Giddy. I thought that was Park Talk like, yo, I'm going to break your ankles. I didn't know it was literally, I'm going to break your ankles. Your man from Cleveland, who's your man from Cleveland? Hunter that came from Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Bro, not only he crossed, took over, completed the dump. They came and picked the guy up and he literally crossed him over so bad. He broke his ankles. Like the dude they... He's raided his ain't. Have you ever seen that? I never even seen that in the park. You see it in the pickup game in the park?
Starting point is 00:36:02 I see people get hurt off of getting something to happen. Like what? You see it? You see it? What? You see a crazy shit of all time. I see somebody hit with a jab step that made him back all way up to the other court down there. The other thing that didn't even move.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Did he hit it? Did he hit the shot after the move? It was in timeout because nobody, he went all way down there off a jazz step. Yeah, I was at the walk guy. I seen this guy, you know, you know, when you had to have a time out. the Rucker, the kids who ain't in the NBA, they get their name for playing against the NBA players. If you bust their ass on the court,
Starting point is 00:36:39 now you're a legend out there because these guys in the NBA, I watched, Jamal Tinsley. Bring that shit down so fast. I think he went like this, and money flew. Money was trying to be aggressive, checking them. Money flew, like, on the bleachers.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Like, he had to see that, the bleachy. He crossed that thing. It's so crazy. Homeboy, I flew into this bleachers. like this. They just went up in there and laid it up. Like he just stopped. Bank.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Money checks flew into the, but this guy, Giddy, Giddy goes on the world's record right now from getting crossed over. He's worse than anybody ever into his. I'm surprised they don't got them on roller skates, all type of shit. Skateboarding, waves.
Starting point is 00:37:26 He need to be on waving. He needs to be waving. Like on the surfing, Oh, when Kenny and them put them up. Then they throw that nigga in the wheelchair with the IV and shit. Like, he might hit. What they did did to this man, I never said,
Starting point is 00:37:42 and I don't like this guy because he plays really good against the Knicks. Chicago got a mean team this year. This Giddy, he don't see the Knicks. He'd be killing us. So when they did that to him, I was so happy. I was like, yeah, fucking hate this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Anyway, that's the illness right there. You're thinking about this basketball season. You know we undefeated at home. At home, we got to play good on the road, though. Shout out there Ronnie. He thought he would not, as I called him about that jacket, you had on. Ronnie Kiff, what you were in the cream one?
Starting point is 00:38:14 He told me they was hitting Mike Brinkley. They was hitting Mike Brinkley, Jr. Don't do that. No, Brink's son worked for the Knicks. So they was hitting the sun. They was hit the son thinking it was Mike Brigg. Yeah, you know me apology. Ronnie Kiff is the done.
Starting point is 00:38:31 They hit Brink Jr., man. Did he give you the jacket? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. No, I don't. Nothing. Nah, nah.
Starting point is 00:38:42 I got nothing. Nothing, nothing. They knew nothing. If I don't have you. I didn't hit Brink Jr. though. You know, he got confused on the phone. Look, Ronnie's a stand-up guy. He loves you.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Ronnie's the stand-up guy. He loves you. I believe. It's my God. I believe that I, what's that, say less, huh? What's that that say less, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I came in the building. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:10 The girl, the Dominican girl had that say less. I said, they deliver. I don't know how we don't got a food sponsor by now. We should have been that. We should have been. Jimmy John. I don't know what's going on. They ain't sponsored men.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Jimmy John. Hot food sponsor. Say less. They said, right, right, right, right. Right. Two times. That's say less, huh? No?
Starting point is 00:39:35 Man, what's that? James sponsoring us, though. We need a real deal. He's got to sponsor us. Say less. What's going on with Thanksgiving? You know, everybody losing their snap, EBT, welfare, life.
Starting point is 00:39:49 That's messed up. No. Super messed up. Don't give out some food. You're going to give out some turkeys. Trying to starve them into submission. Let me ask you a question. You throw it out all the time.
Starting point is 00:40:00 You partner up with you. somebody like you put up half they put up half on up with PC and why i got to part up with them again because the guys i normally pawned up with they're not picking up they're like yo it's bad out they ain't got it they ain't got it yo we got a part of no yo i got a call PC and why because listen usually what i do is if i put up 50 000 the food sponsor matches it with the 50 thousand and we feed thousands of people. This year's crickets, they're not picking up the phone. Nobody who been doing it.
Starting point is 00:40:33 They've been doing it with me for 10, 12, 15 years, bro. They're not picking up the phone. Things are doing it. And I'm like, yo, but what's up? What happened? I did something wrong. They're like, yo, man, it's bad out here. They can't even give it out.
Starting point is 00:40:47 You know what's not? They're going to force me to. Are you giving it out? Let's get the, you know, let's get a lot forces, man. We got, we're doing it. We're doing the big E-I-G for the people, man. You got to do it big. I want to shoot an episode when we give it out at the store.
Starting point is 00:41:06 We have a couple of our friends come by, some rappers, just talk shit, you know what I'm saying? Talk about how important Thanksgiving is because, you know, I remember my mom's used to have to, you know, borrow some times from my family to feed us on Thanksgiving. And right now it's harder times than ever. It's like fucked up. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:41:26 really fucked up out here in the streets. I watched this girl on social media or a woman. She was like, if you got a beauty salon, if you got this, if you got that, if you got this kind of business, and you've been putting in all that work, and you ain't making no money, don't think it's because of you.
Starting point is 00:41:42 It just ain't no money in the streets. This is an all-time low. This is like a recession of depression. This is shit you read about in the book. I'm telling you, kids, we bless. There's some people really fuck up out there. Like really, really fucked up.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Caught in the fucking politics right now, 42 million people. Caught up in limbo. No, you're trying to starve them into submission. I'm telling you. You know, we don't talk about politics here, but it's fucked up. We're going to feed the people, regardless.
Starting point is 00:42:16 But I'm just saying that it's so bad that the people that donate with us, they ain't even not picking up. It's crazy. It's gone. They're not even picking up. But one of them picked up, they were just like, yo, it's fucked up out here.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Like, how are we giving out to somebody? The motherfuckers ain't buying shit, right? No turkey. I'm telling you, I got guys. Louis Rich this year. I got guys that we've been. Slashed packed and turkey. Spice ham.
Starting point is 00:42:42 We might get them to spam turkey. You ever ate the spam turkey? Never had a spank turkey? Spam turkey's good. No, you never had the spam turkey. I had it. Spam turkey. No, it's spam.
Starting point is 00:42:56 But it's turkey. It's not the swine. No pork on my fork, no ham in my pan. No, I ain't dark. I might be the only Puerto Rican without. I went to the Italian delis. You know Piccolos? In Jersey, I go to Piccolo's.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Shout out the Piccolo. No, Piccolo's got the fucking Spirky. It's the real Latire. It's like, Arthur Avenue in the Bronx, but in Jersey. But in any case, I'm over there getting some Italian food, the ladies hustling me for, Puerto Rican food. She's like, yo, where can I get the Benning at?
Starting point is 00:43:30 I need the best Benin. Did you plug it? No, no, I told her I'm going to pick it up. I told her, I'm going to pick up some Benin for you, and I'm going to bring it over here because she's always good to me. These are your guys right here. My brother's arrogant Jeff. I mean, it's the real in the building.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Yeah. I mean, two Jews, three BDs. Y'all, they're in the building. Ami? Now, I love these guys, but if they beat us, it's number one podcast, This is the shit I'm talking about. Our shit is a whole different lane. I mean?
Starting point is 00:44:02 No, I'm talking. We're doing Cisco and Eboo. We're in another lane with our podcast. That's why he's even able to exist. Because we're out of the atmosphere with this shit we do. We review it movies. How's going on, fellas? You got to come, you got to come let us review one of the movies you was in.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Uh-huh? You want to sit down? Have a seat. You see how white people is. They help themselves to the cap. Nobody told these niggas to sit down. They're like, yo, they're like, yo, can we sit down? Like, yes, maybe so.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yo, give them the hand-hound mic. These motherfuckers come take over the shit. Well, everybody loves these guys. They have a hell of a reputation for being great guys. They've been putting them work. Yeah, but you guys, you've been doing it for a long time. Can you tell our audience who you are? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Like this? Yo, what up? It's Eric, it can't get the bag of channel. a catch a case. Yo, what up is Jeff, a.k. Shoot a boy in blue, aka Papa Smurf. It's the real.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Yo, Jeter, you gave him this? Papa Smur. They was crazy. Like, that's how I met them. When I met him, they did one of those shits. I was looking at him. Who the fucking he's got? That's the day.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Mayor put me on to you. Mayor's our guy. We asked him if he was going to be here today. He was trying to move some things around. You know, he's always here. He's always, he always comes saying out. Today he was killing turkey. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:27 You told you that shit? Yeah. He's killing turkey. No, no. And Mayer's house, for some reason, every year around Thanksgiving, he's just like 15 wild turkeys in the yard. He hunting? No, no.
Starting point is 00:45:40 He'd be like, yo, I'm telling y'all shit that niggas ain't got snap out here. Like, I'm ready to kill a turkey. They, where the fuck they come from? Look, you can't kill a turkey? You can't kill a turkey. Where they come from? Like, the wood. Every year they come.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Mayor can do whatever he wants, right? But why they come down every year around the same time? Holiday. They come down for the holiday, man. They want sweet potato pot. Let me tell you something. I moved to Miami and I built me one of the most beautiful homes I ever built was in plantation Florida.
Starting point is 00:46:15 And it was like horse. No, no. It was horses. They had horses. They had, it was like, it was like mansions, but it was like form like. And that night you hear animals fucking and be like, hey, aye, aye, yeah. Hey, did you from the block?
Starting point is 00:46:31 You used to hearing fucking ambulance and 40 bottles. This shit, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm scared to death, mother. I said, like, who the fuck? Like, because, you know, Florida, I wouldn't put it past the motherfucker having the tiger in his backyard. It's like they enter these animals.
Starting point is 00:46:51 That was a scary animal. And then the raccoons come. The raccoons is like three. four deep. It was like a cartoon, a movie. They come through, I start banging on the wind. They don't give a fuck. Raccoons are not scared.
Starting point is 00:47:04 They open up the garb. They know how to open up the garb. Go through your shit in your face and you can't do shit. Man, I was miserable out there. Like, every day, I would try to go to the pool at night, like tiptoe to the pool, hoping no animal was out in that bitch. That's a different type of thing. But, mayor, he keeps the turkeys just pull up on.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Joe, we had a podcast that we did from 2015 all the way to 2020 on a weekly basis, right? And then moving up to Christmas, we would do 12 episodes and 12 days. So we did a lot of content, right? It was called a waste of time with its thrill. And we had everyone on from Stevie Wonder to Cardi B. People would come over to our crib and sit down, right? GZ and Ross and the list went on and on. Number one on our list that we never got to sit down with, Joe cracked the Don.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Not for lack of trying. We hit up Angie. We hit up mayor. We had enriched the player. You know, they got this shit too viral. These motherfuckers ain't like me. I'm telling you, these motherfuckers ain't like me. And I would have went on your shit,
Starting point is 00:48:05 and we'd have been on every newspaper in the world. Because I would have been like, ain't nobody watching these white guys. Let me say, crazy astronomical shit. Motherfucker be like, oh, my God, this shit. You hear this shit. That didn't talkin over there.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Like, y'all, I would have went crazy. We live on the Upper West Side. We were told that was too far for you to go. 100%. And then one day, one day we're walking on Broadway, there's a black truck and who pops out of the passenger seat
Starting point is 00:48:33 to go to Paris baguette, Joe Crack the Don. And when we ran into you another time, we were like, yo, and you were on our block. And you were like... I ran a...
Starting point is 00:48:42 I bumped it to you guys a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just never had the crib. It's never for the interview. Never for the interview. No, I got mad love for them. I love what they do. And we, you know,
Starting point is 00:48:55 You, listen. You guys are killing it up here. Right now, I'm being really cheap with the interviews. Like, right now, I'm going to keep it real with you. That's why we had to sneak on here. Yeah, I was staying away with, ask a question of fat Joe that you might want to ask. You up there.
Starting point is 00:49:10 We don't give a fuck. This show ain't about nothing, but there ain't no professionality to this shit. We don't give a fuck. Joe, I just want to let you know that there, and I've told you this before, there was a moment when you were on with Norrie. and those are some of like the most epic conversations ever. Legendary.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Legendary. This type of shit. Yo, we would tell styles we're like, yo, we just want to pull up and sit down at dinner and hear Joe talk. Like, for real. Like we just, you are the greatest storyteller in hip hop. This platform is amazing. But when you were on with Norrie,
Starting point is 00:49:41 you told a story when you got locked up and you walked into that jail and everyone was fucking cheering for you and banging on that. I'm cheering. It was intimidating. Yo. That shit was like a dragon with no fire. It was like the dragon for fucking old. What's the movie?
Starting point is 00:49:55 where the dragon kills everybody with the fire shit from HBO. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. You walk in your day to you don't know, man. Listen, first of all, off daddy got a sweet. He went to a Fort Dix, a New York jail where everybody he knows is in there.
Starting point is 00:50:11 New Jersey. They said New Jersey. I was supposed to go there. And on Saturday he said, yo, you live in Miami, you go into the Miami gym. I was going to go to Fort Dix. They had fucking Sirrock bottles ready. for me, double mattresses,
Starting point is 00:50:28 flossed a millionaire was in there, Qing Bing, all of me, the whole planet was waiting for me. The feds must have heard that. They said, oh, no, this guy is even going to be too much trouble with this is going to be out of control sending them to Miami. So when I walk in there, it's 2,000
Starting point is 00:50:43 guys, Aryan nation, Haitians, Jamaicans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans. This shit sounds like a fucking motorcycle when it's doing this shit. I'm like, yo, I had to walk in. It's the only time in my life
Starting point is 00:51:04 where I had to check myself because there was walking me to my cell where I was like, Joe, you're willing in all these nicks. Don't fold. Don't fold. Because it felt like me against 2,000 guys because I didn't know one person.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I didn't look at one person. It was like, all right, I know him. I knew nobody. And they all in there. The fucking walls are made out of metal. I went in my cell. and then whoever the rappers was try to run in the cell
Starting point is 00:51:33 whoever the 30 rappers was we've been waiting their whole life to get in the game came and I was like yo yo yo yo you gotta get out the cell can't come in the shit this ain't no rapist shit you know I tell you what's crazy is in that same jail
Starting point is 00:51:48 that has two where I just told you I'm intimidated they have 2,000 guys and they got four tables so there's TV there's the Spanish sports, English. Give a fuck them. You speak Spanish. And now everybody
Starting point is 00:52:03 looking at Spanish chicks up on that shit. That shit got more black dudes looking at that shit to Spanish. Like, yeah. Samalo! Yeah, that niggas.
Starting point is 00:52:12 They're like, oh my gosh, she's my favorite. Rosalita. Like, they don't give a fuck, right? But they got four tables. And each table got like the
Starting point is 00:52:21 moral to the stories I asked this guy, I say, yo man, who sits there, he looks at them. You know, I keep trying to tell you, a lot of guys.
Starting point is 00:52:27 What's the? Most men are pussy. I'm telling you the truth. I get up in there and he looks at me like I'm, like, he was scared for me asking him. Like he didn't even want to be in a conspiracy. I see, yo, who sits in those tables? He's like, like, AKA the toughest niggins in the world got them tables.
Starting point is 00:52:47 There's a guy sitting there. I go down. I tell a guy, I'm only there 10 minutes. I tell a guy, yo, get the fuck up. Looking at me, he's saying, you know, what you mean? Get up. This is our table. I said, like, like.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Like I said, get the fuck up. You got to get busy something because I need this table. The whole jail was watched. There's 2,000 inmates watching. The guy fold. He'd get up. He walk away. He ain't want no smoke.
Starting point is 00:53:14 He just got up. That's it. That's the end of his table. But I also lost a thousand of the inmates was mad at me because this ain't Cudderly Fat Joe, the rapper. It's like, oh, he's on bullshit. Trad Joe took the table. He's on some shit.
Starting point is 00:53:30 But, you know, only had four months, and I was willing to get in the fight, get in the box for four months. You know, you would have heard Fat Joe got beat up by a hundred guys. It would have been a story. Like, yo, 100 guys beat him up. They dragged him, but he fought a hundred. I wouldn't have let nobody down. That's the thing with jail. When you go to jail and you're somebody who, too many people who have been saying that you're a real guy for their whole life and all that,
Starting point is 00:53:57 you can't let them down when you're in there. You can't have no stories of you being played, pussy. No, no compromises stories. You got to go. It's not even I'm by myself. I'm with every guy that ever said what's up to me or ever was down with me or ever said Fat Joe's a real one. I got to go in there and protect that.
Starting point is 00:54:18 That's how I had to give it up. Like anybody who saw me in there, they had to be like, the other day, I'm in the party. Money Matt's birthday, my man Tafia, he could tell you. want to bring taffia on there. He was the only guy locked up with me. He from Miami, I've seen him in the club the other day. I told everybody at the table, if y'all don't believe what I say,
Starting point is 00:54:37 go ask that guy. That guy was locked up on me, Tafia. He'll tell you. You know what I'm saying? And it's just, it is what it is. Tafia. That's my brother from down in Miami. But Tafia was locked up on me.
Starting point is 00:54:48 He's the one guy to be in the scene that he can tell you what it is or not. You know, I had a mentor. So I had my brother Opie Megatron who had 20 years in jail. I had pissed to Pete with another 20 years in jail. It was about three of them. And I'd be like, what to do, what not to do, right?
Starting point is 00:55:05 And they was like, yo, you can't let nobody in your cell. That's a violation. Right? Then in the cell, the tough guy sleeps in the bottom. The other guy sleeps on the top. That's another conversation I had as soon as I came in the stuff. But this guy was a good guy. This guy, he was a Muslim dude.
Starting point is 00:55:23 And I walked in the cell and I was like, yo, you got to go to the top. He said, what? I said, you have to show. sleep on the top. This isn't one minute. Like, y'all kids, the motherfuckers ain't even get a minute to breathe. I'm like, yo, you got to go up time. He was like, what? I said, brother, you have to go up there. I sleep down here.
Starting point is 00:55:43 I've been here 18 months. This is myself. Just, bro, I don't care what you think, what you heard, what you think. You've got to go up there. I'm sleeping here. And then the guy, you know, once he went outside, they must have I told him who I was because you came back. I didn't know who you is. Oh, my God. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:56:03 This is, I said, no, no, no. It's all good. But that was it. You know, they gave me a rule book shit not to do. They told me never play basketball. Because said, that's where motherfuckers foul you on purpose. They're going for the ball back. Imagine the dude do that until you once or twice.
Starting point is 00:56:19 He's got to turn into a fight. So they was like, yo, don't even play basketball. I said, what you mean? I might want to play back. They was like, that's where exercise you're a year. Yeah, that's where the motherfucker. I couldn't do the Euro. You know, I coached in there.
Starting point is 00:56:33 40 in over and I won the chip. 40 in older, and they bounced the ball like this. Yo, James, like the bad news bear. They was the most horrible niggins. Let me tell you something. I worked in the kitchen. There was a dude. Me and him was super cool.
Starting point is 00:56:46 He joined that 40 and over basketball league. They might have lost 100 to 1. These guys just bouncing the ball like the bad news bear. The next Saturday went out there. They lost 100 to 1. It was embarrassing. The next Saturday, I walked out. Six in the morning, I went in the court.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I said, you here. You here. You here. When this guy come here, you move to the thing, you go like this. See how easy it is? Yeah. Just go. Yo, listen, I swear to God, I went up in there and I coached them,
Starting point is 00:57:18 and they wound up winning the shit. It turned into like the worker. Every Saturday was great. But now, by the second, third week, I'm coaching him. Nice, niggas is like, yo, crack, let me be on the tape. mean. They just said it was thunking in the head. Like, the nice dudes came.
Starting point is 00:57:32 And it was like, yo, crap, put me on the team. That's when that shit got crazy. It got crazy lip. I'm fucking thought they was at the Rucker in Miami, but I was coaching, but I helped them God. They won the chip. Winners sleep on the bottom, right? The winner's sleep on the bottom.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Yeah. Paul. Then. Yeah. Welcome to the show. Can I tell you how we all, like, linked up in the first place? Let us know. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:59 So. You know, this guy took over our show, but I gotta respect. God. No, not your kids. They got a legendary right here.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Yeah. We had this weekly podcast that we would do. Everyone would come and we would tell this story from like the beginning of your life to where we are today. Everyone, everyone sat down and did the same shit. So the guys knew us so well that when they signed to Rock Nation, they were going to put out their EP. They wanted to come up to promote it on our platform.
Starting point is 00:58:24 So the three of them are going to come up to our apartment, sit down, tell their story. as the locks. Cool. Except for the fact that before they showed up, she was totally sober. Stiles took an edible
Starting point is 00:58:35 and, you know, he's a professional. And then Kiss, right to sleep on the table while we're recording. Yo, kiss, man. Occasionally. Sometimes he come in here so hot.
Starting point is 00:58:46 Yeah, I can smell that shit to me. I know when they give him the good shit or they give him the maintain shit. There's a weed that's maintain. Maintang, he's high, he's chilling, he in the moment. And there's sometimes that boy come on. me fry. I said, yo, they gave this thing
Starting point is 00:59:01 in the pure the day. This thing got some shit. So that day out. But he would wake up every once in a while he would start like singing new edition songs or he would like just chime in with like other things that like didn't have anything to do with anything. With new edition songs. Yo, so meanwhile, Luch and P.
Starting point is 00:59:18 are yelling about movies and they're looking around and they're looking at the bookshelves and they're like, oh, you fuck with the the big Lubowski. He wakes up. He's like, you got to talk about color purple. We're like, what is going on? I said, whatever this energy, is. You guys need to have your own podcast, just like we do one, except you talk about movies and styles goes, no. We're going to do one and we're going to call it two Jews and three black dudes refusing movies. And so here we are eight years later doing it on a weekly basis,
Starting point is 00:59:43 talking about home alone, talking about trading places, talking about sinners, talking about weapons. I met him, I met a young man. Rambo. Rambo. I met a young man. He's autistic. I met him at a sneaker store. I want to say, way. I'm sorry, guys. I want to say where, because I copped some good stint is there. But the kid, he knows every movie what year, what actor.
Starting point is 01:00:08 I was like, Warriors. Hey, that's Leddette Thompson. That's this, this, this and that. Yo, what about the wanderers? Hey, that's Jonathan Adler. This, this. He knew. He's like the rain man. We need them more. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's actually
Starting point is 01:00:26 no fun by the time. By the 4th. for fifth one. You're like this guy. I know everything. I don't know where. It was somewhere. I don't know where. I don't want to say where it was a sneaker store. They showed me nothing but love. Damn, I don't know where. I want to say like Kansas City or something. And the man coming, he knows everything. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news.
Starting point is 01:00:50 What's the news, new? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range. of podcasts around there.
Starting point is 01:01:04 But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band
Starting point is 01:01:20 before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey Jonas.
Starting point is 01:01:31 and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and Head, writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The story I've told myself about love or relationships can then shake my behavior and that can lead
Starting point is 01:02:25 me to sabotage the possibility of connection. This Mental Health Awareness Month Tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery, and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel overwhelming. The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected. We're becoming more individualized, but we actually meet people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for you. To hear more, listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian.
Starting point is 01:03:28 and recently I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends
Starting point is 01:03:46 as we riff rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too skinny. Carrie. Cream of chicken suit. Hey, cream
Starting point is 01:04:01 a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrat as part of the MyCultura podcast network available on the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:04:17 If you're watching the latest season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Orsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man. They hold him Kamea. back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. I like the bougie style of Housewives show. I think it looks like it's going to be interesting. On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your
Starting point is 01:04:42 favorite reality shows, including the Real House Wise franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the team everybody's talking about. As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it. I understand the game. As somebody who creates shows, even say this. At the end of the day, when people are at home, they want entertainment. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. On Mondami, right? We all New Yorkers, right? Yep, yep. What you think about Mondani? Love him. We met him when we rolled with the locks to the Bhutan show.
Starting point is 01:05:25 I told you, he came to him a dress room, yeah. Donald Trump can't need your shit, too. But yeah, we want, no, I'm worried about. Donald Trump was in Diddy's dressing. Yo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Yeah. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Yo, kiss. No, kiss. Yo. Yo, Kiss definitely always.
Starting point is 01:05:47 No, he was in Denny's dressing room. He really was. That's why I ever first seen him at. Before any elections, any of that. Yeah, I used to see Donald Trump walking down the street in New York. No bullshit. See him at Nick Games. boxing matches.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Walking down the street. I used to see him in New York City, Manhattan. Oh shit, Donald Trump. He's just walking like a regular dude. That's crazy. But Mondami, you like him. Love him. Love him. We need change.
Starting point is 01:06:15 We need hope. We need, like, to do something different. I'm tired of being in this place where everyone's getting priced out. Why are there no creatives, young creatives in New York anymore? Because they're all moving to more affordable cities. You can't stay here. You can't create here.
Starting point is 01:06:28 It's a longer, you know, a bigger, deeper thing than just, you know, what the news tells you. You know, a guy like me who make a lot of money, I should be on the other side, right? I've never seen people hate a guy who says he wants to give less rent, free bus rides, this, they were, I hate them. I want to pay more, fuck this, Bandami. There's only mansions where I live.
Starting point is 01:06:53 There's only the rich people go to the restaurants I go to. I'm sitting here, fuck Mondami. Them shit is flying from all. all over. This guy, you believe he wants lower rent. He wants free buses. Fuck this guy. He's a commie. I'm like, yo, this is what happened? People want to pay more. They want to actually. This shit is crazy to me.
Starting point is 01:07:15 I'm like, yo, I listen. I go, yo, I ain't in politics. But this is fucked out. Yo, there's a lot of people who aspire to have money like you. A lot of people who aspire to live on the top floor. I don't know. That my niggins got way more money than me. Totally. No, no, for sure. But there are people who aspire for that.
Starting point is 01:07:31 But there's also so many people who aren't doing that. You know, so many people are struggling to make it through. And, like, why shouldn't they have a chance? Why shouldn't they, like, be allowed to, like, enjoy the city? Why do they got to be priced out and move to, like, another state and not be a part of this? Like, what is New York, if not, like, a chance for young creatives to do their thing and, like, make it here, you know? You make it here. You're making anywhere.
Starting point is 01:07:53 But it's just the same fucked up. Everything seems unfair. Yeah. It feels like the witch gets. They're richer, there's no middle class, and they just real poor people. He's really crazy. They say he's the number one realtor for Florida. So everybody's going down to Florida.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Well, good luck. That shit expensive. My wife was looking at Palm Beach. The crackhead house is $89 million. Good luck. No Mara Lago for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dead ass.
Starting point is 01:08:25 They say, they say my realtor. They say Mondania is. You know, people are like, well, they think. If everyone's moving, like, let us know. Let us know your address and we'll, you know. I ain't going to lie to you. COVID happened. A lot of people moved down to Florida.
Starting point is 01:08:41 And so I'm going to, like, say, Carbone. I'm saying my neighbors from New York. Everybody I know from New York is in the restaurant every night. That did happen. And they've been talking about that since I was a kid, but they would never do it. You know, we're going to Florida. Fuck that. But it really happened.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Where everybody from New York was in every restaurant, everything, they moved down there. So it felt like the Knicks game every night and every upscale restaurant in fucking Miami, right? But now the other half who stood in New York, they're starting to say,
Starting point is 01:09:16 I'm going to Boca Raton, I'm going to Palm Beach, I'm going to Florida. Like, they literally are saying that. You know what I'm saying? Everywhere I'm going. The other night I was in a restaurant, shout out to my people, Pietro.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Do you know, Piotro? on the East Side. They got them sautain clams, that motherfucker shrimp salad. God damn it. That shit.
Starting point is 01:09:37 What? That shit popping. The salad feel like a meal. Shrimp salad is so good. Everybody in that restaurant, you know, I'm hearing the fuck
Starting point is 01:09:47 Mondami's to, I'm going to Florida. Yo, and Boca Raton, like, they got a real problem with this. You know what else I love?
Starting point is 01:09:56 He's young. Like, I'm tired of, like, older politicians. ones who are getting way up there deciding what everybody else I don't know, that's a shaky one. Why's that? You got to watch his head.
Starting point is 01:10:06 He got to watch his food. You got to be careful. He got a food tester. He needs a food tester. He needs everything. You know, back in the day, the Kings had somebody eat the food and then be like, all right.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Even in the Indian movies back in the day, they'd be like, yo, taste the food. Like, my dummy got a food tester. Yeah, you should get one. I'm here for change. I'm here for young people making some decisions. doing something different. You know, I got so discouraged with politics
Starting point is 01:10:33 that I just been out the scene. My Dommy's probably somebody I really would have knew about, really would have been into. I just been trying to like, yo, stay focused on your shit. You know what's- staying off the way.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Ege's own bottle of patrol. I ain't hear that in a minute. You've been really opinionative on the show, you know, that's the first time you said he's his own bottle of patrol. You know what else? fucking lying. So we go up to the studio up in Yonkers. We tape every week. We talk about
Starting point is 01:11:03 these movies. We never bring up politics. We never bring up like, you know. That's good. Serious worldly issues. It is a chance to escape. We just talk about movies. We do. Is Jada Kiss Italian? What Cheek Matt about? Karate Man with Stiles P. We just have a lot of fun up there. And so it's it's something different that gets to flood your timeline instead of like the realities of the world,
Starting point is 01:11:21 you know? How old are you, brother? I'm asking. You look like a fucking young guy, but I'll be how old. Baby, oh. Hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He might be a tweeter. This guy might be a tweeter, right? This guy might be a tweeter, right?
Starting point is 01:11:37 This thing is looking like a nerd over here. How old are you? I'm 41. He's 41 with a full set of air. When a full set of hairs. No. Well, let me ask you this. He's got a full,
Starting point is 01:11:46 yo, that's a big deal. Like a set of knots. You know, you always want something. 41 with a full set of not. Well, let me ask you this. Would you rather have hair or be able to dunk? I'd rather have hair. You know, I'd not.
Starting point is 01:11:57 change my whole name if I got here. My name would be proceed. Alejandro. I'll be coming up here. Alejandro. With the fucking part with the fucking I have more fucking spray than fucking John Chabotra.
Starting point is 01:12:12 Saturday night fever. My shit be glossy. Yeah? Yo, by the way. So glow. Yo. I'll be up here like, no, I'm telling you. I'd be really obnoxious.
Starting point is 01:12:21 Yo. I have hairstylist and shit right now. Like, right now I'd be like, cut for a sec. If I come, they, you like, yo, slates his shit out. I'll give him the finger waves. I'll come up here with the finger waves. That'll buckle. You with finger waves and put it down, dog.
Starting point is 01:12:39 I'll do it. The other day, I'm in traffic on the FDR. I looked inside this girl. I had the finger waves. I said, man, now that's real dedication. I don't fucking dedicate. That's hours under the fucking beauty salon. Yeah, shout out to Peckos.
Starting point is 01:12:51 He never misses a chance to put up a throwback picture of him with hair up on Instagram. You, bro. I had hair. I looked like the Brady. Yo, yo. No, I looked like the Brady bunch. Back in the day when I was a kid, I had real fucking hair. Nobody believed me until I bust the bitches out.
Starting point is 01:13:10 It was like, God damn, this guy was the Brady bunch. Well, what was the last straw? The truth is, happy birthday, Big Pond. This Big Pond's birthday today. Big Puntz, happy birthday, my bro. The stunter. All my friends call me stunt. And so with Big Pond, he had hair, right?
Starting point is 01:13:30 So I always had a Cesar since I was like 14. The thing was for me, when I was a kid, the gangsters had a boy head. When I first cut my hair bald, my father chased me around the projects four times trying to beat my ass, because he knew the cut automatically meant I'm down with a gang, I'm tough, something. It was nowhere around it. When I had hair like a Brady bunch and then I had the baldie, my father was, outside enough to know this means he wants to be a piece of shit in life. So my father chased me around the block four times trying to fuck me up.
Starting point is 01:14:04 So I always had it like that. And then I start telling pun, you know, I got here. Like I still thought I did. I said, I got hair like the Brady Bunch, my nigga. Like, you think you got hair. I got, if I grow this shit, forget it. My shit be like yours. He was like, your shit ain't growing like shit.
Starting point is 01:14:19 I said, I promise. I said, you know what? I'm going to get braids for you. I'm going to do braids. Watch we get the braids like AI, shit like that. Man, I try to grow that shit. That shit was like... That shit.
Starting point is 01:14:32 That shit. That shit was the thinnest air in the world. I never forget. We went to a Knit game. I had like some little rubber bands on the little air that was growing. That nigga punk killed me on that. He's like, yo, Nick, you ain't got no hair. This is bullshit.
Starting point is 01:14:50 And that's when I realized I had no hair. And so I said, man, take it off. There's no more Brady Bunch. You know what I'm saying for me? But I wish I had hair. I'm not going to lie. That's one of the things I wish I had. Huh?
Starting point is 01:15:04 Yeah, go to Turkey. Go to Turkey? Yeah. I don't know if Turkey. That's what she did. I've had no hair. I've had no hair for so long. I have no hair for so long.
Starting point is 01:15:15 It'll feel weird to even get here, right? If I went to Turkey. What if you got, like, a little thing in the back? Carlos Boozer. Listen, guys, I ain't doing assholes. I ain't doing assholes shit. I'm telling you that if I went to Turkey and my shit grew black full flooded, it would be the return of a CETI.
Starting point is 01:15:37 Alejandro. My shit be Alejandro is in the building. Who, Alejandro Ross. You remember, Fat Joe. What's on with this? Giants coached. They ain't never win a game, huh? You like that move, huh?
Starting point is 01:15:56 Hell, it is just. All right, let me ask you a question, right? Being that you said that at the Jets game, on the field was Max B. Yeah. Welcome home. Welcome home.
Starting point is 01:16:09 Big a Vow. Have you ever in your life seen a dude do 18 years in jail? Come out, go to the field of the Jets, and Louis Vuitton, down to the Fanny Pack? Now, let's keep it up.
Starting point is 01:16:25 Park. He did shit. He came out of jail. They was throwing ice on his neck. Louis Vuitton down. Like, yo, come on, man. And the thing is, I don't know if he was in a time capsule.
Starting point is 01:16:39 He gained a little weight in 18 years. But he looked like Bigger Vow. Now, I never seen nobody look like they preserved him. He might have been into Michael Jackson in there, the fucking machine, because he came out just, it was 18 years, When you see him and you see how he's moving, he went to the after party last night.
Starting point is 01:16:58 He looked like Max B. Like the guy, last time I saw him 16 years ago, he was in a club in Manhattan looking the same way. And he dead nice. I don't think he fell off. I think Bigger Vell going to come with all them flows and all that. I'm really watching that. The Max B wave because he's the waveguard.
Starting point is 01:17:20 I'm trying to explain it to my daughter. I'm saying to my family. I say, yo, this guy. It's the way. What do you mean? He's the way he's the way guard. Like, remember then there and be on the DVDs like, I'm gorgeous. I'm fly.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Look at my head. It's Max B. Okay. So now Max B goes. He comes out of jail. French is there. He says, we're going to Morocco. Let's get to the business.
Starting point is 01:17:45 He in the studio same day. That's Max B. Like, I mean, how do you go from, all right, now my thing is, Lori, please, close. close your ears with this one. I ain't do 18 years in jail, but what I do know was that all my friends in jail tell them stories how the police just fucked with them, rolled them, told them they wasn't shit.
Starting point is 01:18:10 They had a cop and went and remit cell for seven years straight talking about you ain't shit, ain't nobody waiting for you. This is what they do. They try to make you feel less of whatever. Suppose that cop in Max B's life who was fucking with her. You thought he wouldn't come home than nothing. And there's a Jets thing.
Starting point is 01:18:30 He tuned into the game and Max B was on that court. No much of a cock smuggler. That nigga felt like that fucking correction officer. He felt like the biggest dick you ever seen in your life. A fucking smoking asshole piece of shit. I remember Remy. They took Remy. Listen, they took Remy to the last.
Starting point is 01:18:53 As dropped. Remy was on parole. She was on TV. They knew she was rich. All the way up was number one in the country. They wasn't giving up permission to do shows. They was fucking with Remy. She ended up with her ankle bracelet.
Starting point is 01:19:11 They watched it on TV. Black love. This, this dad. Number one in the country, this. And they was fucking with Remy to the point. I never forget, man. She had the goal so they could cut her shit off To take it off, Parrault, I came, I pulled up.
Starting point is 01:19:25 I was in the, um, the drop-top Rose Royce. What's the shit? Damn, I had that bitch wound. You know, the drop-top, Rose Royce with the black and the red, I had it for that summer. And I pull up. And when I tell you, if they had 20 parole offices in the building, all 20 of them was outside,
Starting point is 01:19:47 she wasn't even their client or not. Maybe he was out there. We pull the fuck up. Cut the shit off, man. Fuck all you niggas. Suck my dick. Fuck all you niggas out here. They all lined up.
Starting point is 01:19:59 I'm violating these niggas so crazy. Fuck y'all. Y'all know what y'all did this. They came to the last drop. Ask Remy. When we bring Remy on the show, they stood in front of that building to the last drop.
Starting point is 01:20:12 My nigga, if it was 1159, they could fuck with her. They fucked with her to 1159. She went up in there the whole priest. The whole, every probation officer that had nothing to do I was outside like it was their day.
Starting point is 01:20:26 Came out, we curse these niggins, I, we jumped in the drive top we pulled off. Fuck out of you. I keep it to myself, but I got a problem with a thaw and you and all that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:20:37 Cops want to talk to you like you ain't shit. You less of a man. You ain't never going to be this rich as me, man. Don't play yourself, man. Be clear about this. Just give me the ticket. I want the ticket.
Starting point is 01:20:49 I want the ticket. You ain't got to scold me and scream, man. me in front of my wife in front of my family and talk to me like, yo, bro, you're not on this level. And you know it, buddy. You got to stop. Give me the ticket, buddy.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Give me the ticket. Yo, this kid, let me tell you something. I ended with this. I think I said this before. It's a young Puerto Rican kid. He can't be older than 23, 24. I go through the Midtown Tunnel, the Queenside,
Starting point is 01:21:15 and for some reason, a easy pass don't work. I pull over. He comes up. It's like to hear them. Who's license registration? I give him my license. My license is Florida.
Starting point is 01:21:27 I lived in Florida for 23 years. He goes, oh, hell no. Supposed to be New York. This, I don't know what this thing was talking about, right? So he over there about 10 minutes discussing it with them. I guess they telling them, you know, you're fat, Joe, let him go. You know, and you can, ah, yeah, right? So he comes back.
Starting point is 01:21:43 I said, my nigga, the ticket, or let me go. I ain't got no real rap for you. I'm not going back and forth with you. and you know your father had a poster of me on his wall. Violate you right now. I said, all right, Mr. Joe, let me go. I'm not playing that shit with these niggas. You got to be fucking kidding me.
Starting point is 01:22:04 This ain't that? That ain't this. Cracking kiss, God damn it. Y'all kiss. Thank you. Hey, guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin.
Starting point is 01:22:24 And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts.
Starting point is 01:22:35 We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
Starting point is 01:23:01 This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is Saigon, the story of my family and of the country that shaped us.
Starting point is 01:23:26 From IHeart Podcasts, Saigon. You don't think I'm serious about a free Vietnam? One city, a divided country, and the war that tore America apart. It's for Vietnam. They're pouring Patrick all over here. Freedom for Vietnam! There's a fire coming to this country and it's going to burn out everything. Listen to Saigon on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:23:50 This season on Dear Chelsea, with me, Chelsea Handler, we have some fantastic guests. Amelia Clark. When like young people come off to me and they want to be an actor or whatever, and my first thing is always, can you think of anything else that you can do? Rather be disappointed in. Do that. David O'Yelloo. I love this podcast, whether it's therapy or relationships or religion or sex or addiction or you just go straight for the guts. Dennis Leary, Gaten Moderato from Stranger Things. Tena Monsu. Camilla Morone, Carrie Kenny Silver and more. Listen to these episodes of Dear Chelsea on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Why are we all so obsessed with romance?
Starting point is 01:24:38 On the Radio 831 podcast, join us, Sanjana Basker and Tyler McCall, as we unpack all the trending tropes, fuzzy adaptations, book talk drama, and celebrity love stories with hot takes and sharp guests. Each episode digs into what these stories reveal about desire, fantasy, identity, and how we love now. Listen to the Radio 831 podcast on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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