The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Stove God Cooks on "F.I.C.O." & Clipse, Westside Gunn, Jay-Z & Eminem rumors

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined this week by Stove God Cooks, who's riding a wave of hype surrounding the iconic hook he laid down on Clipse's "F.I.C.O." on their 'Let God Sort Em Out' album. Joe and Jada ask Stove God how he linked up with Pusha T and Malice, the rumors of Jay-Z and Eminem trying to sign him, being mentored by Busta Rhymes, and how Westside Gunn reached out to him after his debut record 'Reasonable Drought.' Joe and Jada give the up-and-coming rapper some game and Joe tells a story of how Ludacris helped him avoid getting scammed by his label. 3:15 - Jada's ties to Syracuse 10:30 - Linking with Clipse & Stove God performs "F.I.C.O." hook acapella 18:00 - Stove God's price going UP 26:00 - Jada x Stove God coming 31:15 - Rumors of Hov & Eminem trying to sign him 39:30 - How a label tried to scam Fat Joe 53:30 - Viral comedy show clip 57:30 - Stove God plays new track "Marvin Ye" live on Joe and Jada [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.]See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.

We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where SportsSlice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headline.

And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman. Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud. But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know.

Is somebody coming after me? Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Believe it or not, it's how the stove guard is? Wait after this one. Oh, my God. They're going to think you to God MC. Price went up. Price went up.

Cook, Coke, Crack, reporting live. It's your boy, Jaina. This is the Joe and Jada show. Every episode iconic, every episode legendary. Make some noise today. One of the meanest artists out right now. Hooks is just a side thing. He does it all.

But his hooks is just top of the line. You know what I mean? Let's make some noise, ladies and gentlemen, for stove guard cooks, you heard? Welcome to the Joe and Jay that show, my brother. I appreciate you. I had an APB out on you for a while. No, that's it.

Happy feet, God. Y'all, let me tell you some stove guard cooks. Talk about it. So success took a shot at you, huh? What you're out of be, rich? When enemies are broke with friends, success take a shot at you. You know, man, you're a success story, man. You know, the plane diverted and went to Syracuse the other day.

It didn't come to New York. They was running out of gas. So JetBlue Mint went to Syracuse And I was looking out the window He said it looked nice out the window This shit looks so nice And I'm hearing all this Cocaine talk from you and all that

But from the window or the plane I'm trying to figure out where stove guard lives out there Because it looked beautiful from the plane Break that shit down I think that's our connection Besides him being I didn't even know he was from there But you know I bleed orange

I'm saying I'm honest I've been in the Midnight Madness, Coach Beidheim. I got a couple of jaded kids custom jerseys from the arms. It was my dream. It was my dream. I was actually at work with my mom's when Keith Smart hit in the end and beat them and they lost the chip.

I was crying. I was a little kid at work with my mom. Then to meet Mello when he won. That's why me and Mello is brothers like that. Shout out to Mello. I'm going to the Hall. You knew more Melo before he even went to Syracuse, correct? Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah. Baltimore. But, yeah, Syracuse, so that's like my home away from home. I tell you, I bleed orange. How you feel, you said it was nobody there, no superhero, super rap heroes. And you, but you got it on your back by far by now. Yeah, yeah. We didn't have nobody to reference this shit from.

Mm-hmm. You know, like, you know, like, niggas seen other niggas. is from, you know, like this knick from my block, he did it. Mm-hmm. You have none of that shit. She was like delusion. Mm-hmm. Shit was a joke for a long time.

Mm-hmm. He's ain't laughing no more. No doubt. Mama, your son ain't making no cheese steaks no more. Shout out Steve Monterrano, my brother. He opened up a restaurant in Atlantic City, and he told the story. He's got one of the, he got the biggest, the best Italian you ever ate in your life is Montaranos.

So you opened one of the Atlantic City and he started, he was crying telling this story. Made me cry. Hard. Hard to make your crack, right? I heard everything you could throw out of motherfucker, but he was like, his mother was there. She was alive and he was like, my mom used to sell cheese steaks out the window. They used to snap on me and call me a bum and this. Mama, your son ain't make your cheese steaks.

Oh, my God, I started boiling crying. Like, that was a legendary. But you, you're not even a rapper, right? You like a gospel drug dealer. That sounds good, though. Wow. I didn't put those two together. It's amazing.

It's crazy that when I hear him rap and tell hooks, it's like, hallelujah. Sounds like that to me, which is disrespect. But, you know, you're the scov guard cooks. Yeah. Who in your family? Because you're really talking 88 shit too. Like, did you have an uncle, a cousin in your family that was in the game heavy? Like, I always try to figure out how do you know the game like that?

What game you're talking about? The drug game, the weight of the shit. It started with my cousin. Okay. We just put the shit in overdraft. When gun reached out, then you would have the reasonable drought. What was that like? Gun is crazy, first of all

Shout out the West Side Gun Yeah, nah Gun is a legend Gun crazy, gun crazy Gun reached out in He was working on that awesome God album Yeah, stuff I need three joints by tomorrow

I'm like three joint Telling you, you got a classic album Nobody know Do these is going I'm telling you, anything. West told me, though, that shit play out exactly the way

you're saying. You said it. Yeah. Get on these three joints. They're going to go back to yes shit. Then they're going to listen to it different.

I did them three joints. We just never stopped. She just went to the moon. Now, I don't want to disrespect you. Yeah. Right? But I feel like today it's the same moment for you.

Yeah. Right? Because you... Talk that shit, crack. I was about thinking, man I ain't know what you was about to say. You was about to throw this shit in the air, flags. And there is one of them days, too.

After they see you on this blue couch, tell him. We to the moon. Everybody who had sat in this couch, according to my business partner, he don't allow people on the couch. It ain't prestige. You got to be legendary something. You got to be Serena Williams.

Is there anybody who coming here has been a legendary icon. You, my friend, are a future icon when they get to you. But if Fat Joe, who thinks he knows what time of this discovered you a month ago, I feel like this is one of the moments and it was important to us because we, I think you fucking incredible.

You're like my favorite rapper right now. And reasonable job. I mean, everybody needs to get into the stove guard because, but this, I feel like this is one of the moments for you because, you know, ghost face just walked out. Yeah, yeah. And you walked in and sat in the same spot.

Yeah. I'm gonna keep, God always got his hand on me. This shit get different for real. That's why I'm gonna be worried about none of this shit. You know, these niggas try to spin you with, miss your moment. Yeah, no. Not going.

No. Not going. No. None of that industry shit. Yeah. Goofy shit. It's going to be whatever. God wanted to be. That's why we hear.

That's right. That's a fact. Real shit. Nobody could tell you what your future is, what blessings God got for you. You know, it's my birthday.

And for me to make it out, 16 years old was a miracle. I'm sure there was people who looked in my elementary school when I was in kindergarten, first, second grade. And by the way, they seen me karate kicking dudes in their back and all like they said, this guy going to jail

for a long time. And so God had his hands on me and saved me through so much shit, had me navigate so I can relate to everything you're saying, bro. Some shit just don't make sense. At all. Sometimes you were supposed to die.

I'm not going to lie to you. Sometimes they caught me. Ten guys, everybody got to... I was supposed to die for the shit I did the day prior. Somehow I talked my way out. of it and that's God's doing. That's what fact. How did the clips

reach out to you because that right there that's what put me on the stove car because I got a shout out Dre and Koolin Drake. That was your first time they had them on the clips when they're right? Yeah, yeah, not, yeah, Dre been trying to beg me.

They listen to it. I don't listen to these niggas got purple hair, yellow hair, and all type of shit. One of them, niggis. I know, but Drake kept telling us. me young boy, yo, he's just, I'm like, yo, man, I'm tired of this shit. Dre, you put me on to some dudes, man,

they weirdos, man. And so I hear him on the clips album, and I'm like, like I said, it's gossip. That's the first shit they played for us. And that shit. Yo, how did that go? Who called? How did you get that call?

Who reached out of the push, Malice? The only, um, Zoh. Oh, okay. So Zoh, text me like. So made this happen, too. By the way, this interview. Oh, that's, yeah. Yeah, shout out the fashion geeks old.

Nigger in the summer with a mink hat on every day. I'm surprised you took today. Today is so cold in here. He took the day off today. He'd be having mink hats on in the summer. 100 degrees, but, guy, I'm sorry about you. I don't know. Just trying to describe the man.

Zo text me like, yo, can I get a push your number? Like, nigger, what kind of question is that? So we get pushed the number and push call me, like, y'all. I didn't even know what was a clip's out. He'll be like, yo, I just record, man. I'll send it to you right now. Like, she'll send that shit through. He's like, yo, Farrell had a hook on there.

Yeah, yo, Farrell got a hook on there. He wants you to do. He want me to, like a reference he wanted me to do. I'm going to send it through, but. Farrell ain't from where we're from. Do what you do. So I ain't even play Farrell shit. I just take it to the studio.

I play for real shit after I do what I do. So I just did that joint. It was just one take. we never ask nobody to spit do anything on this show I need you to say that chorus live for us brother it's just

it's probably the best chorus of the year you think so I know so definitely fuck all that when I say some shit don't listen to these people bro when I say it it is what it

now that's it yeah hook of the year hook of the year can I hear it let me You don't know what I know. You ain't see what I saw. No, you ain't been where I go. With a fetti so strong, you gotta-

Do it where one I goes. I'm gonna turn you inside out. What? Heard the feds, turned the crib inside out. Not the roof on, you niggas let the inside out. Fresh Prince Jacket, boy, I cook them to their inside out. Oh, man. That's right.

Ooh. We might as well rap Like skin nigger running the base Or if you want to rap I'm not no pressure We don't do that But you need you You're the leader of the new school

Let's go Friends pretty bitch in my bed We really ran down on you Be pissing down your leg Nigo and Chanel October Razz She like you should have been a mock No bitch I should have been in the feds I itch when I get jail cause I got allergies

My young boys really paint your... Fuck some gallery. I graduated a thousand-gram Academy. This pussy niggas flatter. How you gatekeeping? You outside the gate with me?

I'm all here with 30 keys. Dick's life is make-believe. Shit ain't what they make a scene. Don't make a scene. Cut the duct tape, rip the plastic. Judge sent him up the stream so long that boy gonna come on, Kaysanap. Tell them I'm just rapping.

I ain't buying blocks. Hang my jersey up inside the spot. Married to Selena. She was spinning when we tied the knot. Hop out in Silk Saline, you see a poking. I can't hide the chop. Fire Fetty purse. A little bit.

You're trying to die or not. You're laughing a little bit. You see, ladies and gentlemen, that's real shit, man. We don't, you can't come up here and make it sound effects. None of that fucking bullshit, though. No, but let me tell you something. You upstate boys, y'all been dressing your asses off, bro. every one of y'all

been having the fly-ish shit I mean, what the fuck? Y'all couldn't wait your turn or something? Like, what's, like, I look at all of them. What's my man, the Rock Marciano? Yeah. He battling that's GA for fits of the year. Rock.

What? The Rock Marci. Maw-Maw-Muddle. Yeah, Rock been doing it. Rock always been on that shit. Yeah, but all you guys, y'all throwing that shit on, what is it? Like, what everybody-

Fresh, man? Diggins, don't niggas want to be fresh. We're talking about. You know what it is, crack. We waited a long time for a moment. We waited a long time for a moment. Shit. So the gazette shit.

You ever seen a nigga with bean bars? Well, we know a few of them. It's not that much thing is with, that's dumb, nice, and their gear is horrible. It is a few of them, but it's not a lot of them. Your man, Erie Spears came in. He looked like he was worn, worn out. He's a comedian.

Erie. You better get him for that. Harry went New York, man, jeans, Tim, the Yankee fitted, black tea. You know what I mean? That's his car. That's what he always did. He had a fade to it like you go on that shit a hundred times.

How is he going to do that? No, what every spears jeans had fade? No. How are you going to talk about our guest like that? He's the best guess ever. I'm just... Whoa, hard to tell. You just said he was came out.

He got money. He just could... Anyway, you know, it's great you care about your presence. You know what I'm saying? There we go. There we go. I think we all should. Who's some of your musical influence?

Shit. You appreciate that. I think he just liked to hear that shit. He asked a nigga. You're going to ask us to speak. We asked every yes. You know they're going to say, Jada. Go ahead, man.

I guess what is it? Oh. It's like a trick question. Don't. Don't disrespect my flower. Let me get my flowers. Now you got it. Now you're going to get my flowers.

Stop. You three episodes late. I said it on the song, six platinum. I bigged you up like never been. Brother, who's your influences, man? This guy here, James. How many times platinum? Six times plus platinum.

You know what I'm saying? You got to appreciate that. Yeah, Jada, I was listening. You know what I'm the victim? Now, they over there acting. I stole this bar and didn't. Let this man say his influence. Sorry about that.

It's everything. How you good? Case, Hove, $103,000. Okay, see? I mean, see, is it a line of connection? I even see Hove calling you if he's working on new music. I'm not even going to lie. No, no, no, I got to be on that. Yeah, I think you will be on that.

That's an early prediction for Joe Crack on draft day. y'all can throw a flag to that. You know what I'm saying? Because let me tell you something. That shit, you talking. Let me tell you something. We went and let me a front of he want, right? So we're listening to the clips.

No, I'm just saying. We're listening to the clips. And I hear this hook. And I said, man, who the fuck this dude on this hook? And he says, yo, that's stov guard cooks. But once again, I don't want to take no credit away from Drey, I'm cool and Dre. He's been begging me to hear you.

Begging me, harassing me. Yo, you would love this guy. So I said, that's the nigga, Jay Beach. So we put up reasonable drought. And I was like, is this. And the only way I could describe what you do rapping to anybody out there that is watching, it's like when you got a comedian that's just funny

and they got you and they won't stop. They're trying to make you die. by laughter. Yeah. Like, people go dumb on their verses, but you go super duper, duper dumb. You dragging the dumbness out. Bar for bar, line for life.

You're like, yo, is this shit gonna stop? You're like, dude, it's crazy. He's just straight. Crazy. I appreciate that. And so, yo, bro, let me tell you something. Yeah, everybody out there, I know y'all know we preserve the culture.

This, where's that? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know, we viral every day. There's nothing we can do about it. Number one podcast. I don't give a fuck. I came out here for number one supremacy.

They know it. Joe Rogan, watch yourself. We talk there white. I'm talking to different white. Amy Schumer, watch yourself. Because these other guys, they're not. Not competition? They're not valid.

Bro, you know, we, this is Jay the kids. Top dead of five. They fat Joey crack. Like, nigga, you know the type of treasure chest shit we've been doing hip-hop. You know, when we co-signed a motherfucker, believe it or not, it's how the stove guard is. Wait after this one. Oh, my God.

They're going to think you to guard emcee. Like, you know, price went up. Price went up. Price, what? You know that shit. Make a new one. Make it new one. Price went up with the face.

Some shit don't come easy. You can make a new... I think you could do one right now. You know, I go back to Erie Spears when he started doing the fucking... Tony Spratt. Oh, Shack. He'd make his eyes like retarded and something.

Like, yo, what the fuck? You know what I think is just funny. Y'all, listen, Aries, we need you back. But let me tell you something. He drew him under the Am track and then said we need him for him. Back. What did you see?

This thing is crazy. This shit banter, man. You know, that's the problem where people don't understand. shout out to my brother Jim Jones he said he's about to start a new podcast you see that he just said he had an ice grill for your whole birthday party

then you shout out of his pocket You have their friend kind of support him I speak from the heart I'm cancel free They can't cancel me be He try every week They can't Because they know

You walk with God Joe I walk with God Joe gonna step on shit Especially you put a mic in front of fat Joe Yeah that's dangerous You let them throw this shit on every day? You got a fucking barrage of bullets coming your way. This is crazy.

Like, how they're paying us for this shit? I can't make it up. Free money. They said, you're printing this shit now at this point. Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, nice?

Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty. Yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.

But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, for people could call in and say, hey Jonas, and then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and headwriter Streeter Seidel

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This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise. Breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athletes themselves. Their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games,

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So when a swaggering Armenian businessman catapults Jacob into an extraordinary world, he doesn't look back. Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets. meeting the president of Turkey. I'm Michelle McPhee, and this is one of the most shocking criminal conspiracies I've ever come across. When Jacob met Levin this went to a billion dollar fraud. But with two kings from entirely different worlds, just how long can their empire survive? The largest tax investigation in American history. You need to tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me?

Jacob told Levan, you're ruining my life. Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Who you want to work with in the future? Kiss. No, now, Kisman. Y'all kiss, but I'll tell you about this guy, man. It's a special. It's going down, crack.

You can't. No, no, I know, I'm blocking it. I ain't blocking it. It's going down. I just need some of that. residue when I start working. Ladies gentlemen, middle, middle, we gotta do that.

Get scared now. Get scared now. It's going there. I ain't gonna hold you. I fuck with that on. I fuck with that off your last album. That shit, Drey was on the hook. Which one?

The intro. Yeah. I called Drake. I called Drake after that. Like, you lost your mind on this shit. That sounds like some shit I'd be talking. See? That was crazy.

It was crazy. Only problem is stalled because he does it to me all the time. You know, in 93, I had a record called Drugs is the key to success. Definitely. I was talking that drug shit in 93. You hear what I'm saying? Drugs is the key to success. Money is the key to sex.

The life is ginkin' mold getting wet. The games people play. The names people slay. It's just another ordinary day. Once for the cash, twos for Zepri, Bluntz, ass, streets. for all the 40 crews. Corner crews devour. For us for the drug sex and power.

I be the top dollar scholar. Rock and go collars. Why are you trying to sip the juice? I'm taking swallas. Step in the zone and get blown. My name is internationally. Yo, man, I've been talking this drug parares. That was 93?

That was 93? 93. And I was in Fayetteville, North Carolina, every weekend. They must have sold a lot of drugs. 93. I was in 12th grade. That's when I came out. I was just in 12 minutes.

That's when I graduated. 9-3. He jumped off the porch before you. He older. I copped the Flojo cassette. I'm in one of them. So he can't. He's my superior.

He's older. I got to respect my elders. That John Blaze video, you was looking really young in that John Blaze. I was. He's trying to make old ladies to scare. You were Noss, that's a ball, big pun, Rayquana.

You blessed me to be on the nice... You see, because they shitted on me on the last show. Jada and them, they made too much fun about me. They was like, but you know, that's my brother. I've been working with him in the whole locks for a thousand years of style. He says his love. He came to the party. Yeah, Pete was...

Somebody had to... They named my brother and sister. They had to represent. I was working. He set out chemistry. He can't. Oh, he hits me. every day.

Yo, you with this cracker. Yeah, he got B-Wat. He's an avid watcher, a repeat viewer. Yo, Stiles was tough, baby. I ain't know he was watching. I'm in here talking shit to the cameras. I don't know who's watching. He watched the show.

Yo, Gosey came in and he knew every episode. He was like, oh, yeah, it's crazy. Yo, I love this shit, this. Somebody really watching. Rookies of the year, that's right. Everybody watched. What's up with the stage? How is your stage show?

How are you like, you know, shit dope. The shit about the, like, what we do is, like, you get to build that shit for real with your fan. Mm-hmm. From the roots. Really build it, because you know this niggas with big records that can't do 500 room.

Facts. That's a fact. So the way I got to do it through West and through the Griselda shit, really, like, build that shit from the ground with the fans. Mm-hmm. They was in my damn niggas late, man. Bad at shit, because that's, They was mad at us.

Yeah, yeah. Spend some time with Buster. Where did you learn? How are you able to apply what you learned? Spending time with Buster. What was that like? That nigga Bust. You got a fucking workaholic.

That nigga don't take a day off. I think it turned me off from that. I can't do that night studio shit, though. You go on the day? See, we got more. I can't. I can't do that night shit. I can't.

I ain't one of a man. You ain't like that? I do the night. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, nowadays I do the day. Yeah. But for the most of my career, they taught me. I only did what they taught me.

Yeah. So they would be like, yo, you walk in the studio, 9, 10 o'clock, talk shit for two hours, start at 12. Yeah. I did that my whole life. But now I'll go in the daytime. I need the day. That's how bustles the deal is like. My voice changed at this certain 1.30.

I sound like, lean on horn. I can't be. That nice shit. You know, Buster Rhimes, he still live like, what he's trying to describe with y'all. He still live like he's a 19-year-old rap. So he in the studio every day creating like he's 19 years old. How does rap in the game, going for the home run, this, this, that.

Every day of his life, that's what he do. And so his work ethic, I mean, he ain't going to stop. How about that? Bus and wines will never, ever stop. I don't see it. But now, so when I talk about you and people act like they don't hear me, but they hear me? Yeah. They act like they're not listening, but they're listening.

They all start calling me and they say, well, you know, Stovegard was approached by, maybe these are rumors. They, like, you know, I think Hove and them approached them, Eminem, everybody tried to sign you at some point. But you on like a contract that is like hard. That means explained that to me, man. Game is disgusting. Say that again.

Say that again for the guys down the block. The game is disgusting. You don't know it. Just like everything else, you don't know until you know. Mm-hmm. One thing I'm not going. Like I said, you got, don't miss your moment. I do this very well.

I do some other shit very well. I'm not If I ain't comfortable We ain't going So yeah I don't got some calls from I ain't never got the call Straight from hole but

Close to it Yeah Shady Def Jam Everybody don't reached out They're talking the right They're talking They're talking right there

Oh no they're talking He's just stuck in He's just under a situation Where you know There's a volatile partner who that's one of the wacky shit. Me and Jada always talk about that.

The politics of the rap game be like the wackest shit. Yeah, yeah. And this industry, I loved earlier. You said, man, fuck this industry. Fuck. And it's so true, man. Because when you coming up

and you sign to a label and they start putting their two cents into shit, who called me one time? This made me like 10 years ago. What's the guy named Khalid? His name is Khalid the singer. Oh, yeah. I went to a show.

It was sold out. Madison Square, gone with my daughter. Next day, he sent me a song to get on. I got on it. He was honest enough to call me back and be like, yo, my label said, you're too old to be on a song with me. You know, I'm sorry about that. Just wanted you to hear it from me and this and that.

And I was just that 10 years ago. So I'm looking at it. That's just how fuck niggas just fucking vibe up. You know, they always got something saying. I swear to go. Ten years ago? Ten years ago they was like, yo, they told him, yo, you young, you're the new, whatever.

Who gives a fuck? It's just, I'm talking about the fuck shit that go on in the industry rooms. So in the industry rooms, you know, they always play. I've been in so many industry, so many meetings where you got 12 guys. Somebody plays the song and everybody's like, you always don't, and it's just one. Just one. One guy or one girl would be like,

I don't know if then it turned into four, six, ten. So everybody like bandwagon that person. Because listen, guys. Yeah, we're going to take this shit right now because people watch this show to learn. Yeah. Listen, guys. If God graces you with the opportunity to get a job where if your life is A and on, if your life is videos, movies, whatever, or whatever, to change the world to be in position.

You know how many people I've seen in a position of power in this industry and never pulled the trigger once? This is the president of, let's say, anything, capital records, right? and the man don't sign nobody in three years or four years or make no moves. Like when you coming up in the game as an executive, right? You finally get in position and then you get gunshot. They get scared to make certain moves.

You could be the hardest artist in the world and they're scared to pull the trigger. Do me a favor. If you ever get to a place of that importance or excellence, what are you scared of? If you're the A&R and the girl's popping, make a land at her show in a pink helicopter. Blow the bag.

Invest in yourself. Blow the bag. Blow the bag. I like that. This is the only game for real? Huh? It's the only game where they don't believe in you. Until you prove yourself.

And then you're supposed to do business with these same niggas that didn't believe in. Like, I don't get this shit. I'd be like, fuck these things for a right. Then they get in the middle of your album and say, saying like this or you some, did you, did you see that producer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you, they start fucking with your shit

like they're somebody. Like, they ever did something. How are you going to get to that one? Like, they're the culture. I'm just telling you, in the normal rap game, in the normal rap game, that's what they do. All of a sudden, somebody want to say,

you know, we'll talk about something uncomfortable, right? Really uncomfortable. But for all the shit, Kanye West was saying and all that, and I don't agree with hate and nothing like that. The one part I heard in his one rant that made him like, you know, he said, I'm making this company hundreds of million, billion dollars, and they got a guy that makes $60,000 a year trying to tell me what to do. So A&R, so y'all can understand how wild this sounds to y'all.

Some artists is getting $150,000 to show on the regular, coming up in there, and you're a $5 dude trying to tell me what the fuck to do. We're not seeing life the same way. We're not in the same lane. We don't look at life the same way. So how are you going to tell me what beat out your mind on? What should I say? why shouldn't I say

and that's where that whole shit come and then in our time and I've seen somebody say sometimes I really respect what he say but he said that the ANR should be a superstar because they'll get bro rappers are rappers they're the superstars they're the artists you know when you got dudes in the record

company thinking that they got to be bigger than the artist you know like probably pop more bottles than the artist and go up in there and act like they somebody and all that. Yo, bro, just get the job done. At the end of the day, the success, your success speaks for you. Your success speaks to you. The more success for you are, the more revenge you get, the more, you know what I'm saying?

And so people don't know how to not get in their own way. and they just got too much to say. I guess that's what's going on, man. I'm sad. Just made me sad. No, I'm keeping it real. You know we all dealt with that. The game is all with the game.

This is one of the most discouraging games. Yeah, now that's a fact. You know what I mean? Because where we come from is the money ain't right. His hands and feet. You can't do that. That makes you more steaming because, Now it's like somebody that I know in real life

would never be able to do this to me and sitting behind this desk telling me what the fuck they do. I want to grab his throat and I can't. And then that causes some other shit. Man. So it makes you strong. It's nasty, man.

The game is filthy. Let me tell you something. I've got a story for you. Another one? No, this is a big one. You don't want me to tell a shit? Yeah, I want to. I'm dropping gems right now.

That's what I'm here for. Yeah. This stove gone 101, but I'm just telling you what happened to me. Yeah. Right? So one day I'm in my two, three lawyers ago and shit. I'm in the office. He used to, he used to be Farrell's lawyer.

He used to be ludicrous's lawyer. The roots. Anybody who was big was with him. So I walk up in the lawyer's office and they pop in champagne. And ludicrous tells me, yo, I just signed this deal for like $2 million. Because believe it or not, I know you younger than us. There was a time ringtones didn't exist.

So if your phone rang, it was just the ring. So they invented the ringtone. But the contracts in all of the record labels did not have that in the writing because it did not exist. Like AI wasn't like it was five years ago now. So in the contracts, they fucked up. They didn't have ownership of your ringtone. Ludacris understood that.

As fucking smart as he is, I just seen him on a yacht jogging on the treadmill on the fucking Costa Rica somewhere. He's jogging on the butt. He's really smart. He tells me, yo, Joe, there's this thing. He breaks it down to me. Your Joe's the thing.

Mean reintos, I just got two million distance. That cool. I go to Atlantic Records. I'm a safe. the name. I go to Atlantic Records where I was signed and I'm supposed to do press or some shit like that.

So some girl comes down, she's their assistant to the president. Should I say his name or I could get sued for telling the United States. You don't have to say it. You said Atlantic. Just leave it at that. So the boss sends their assistant down. She says,

yo, the man upstairs says sign right here. I said, I'm not thinking nothing other. I said, yo, tell a Andy, you know, he know my lawyer. Just send it to him, no problem. They never, ever in their life, ever did any type of legal work with me. And not go to the lawyer.

Never in the history, but I don't know. I ain't thinking about it. So he comes back down. They come back down. He comes down. He got a thousand workers. So everybody's scared of their job. So he comes down and says, yo, Joe, you know, there's some shit that we need you to sign.

There's a thing called ringtones. And we own it and this and that. I said, my man, suck my dick. The whole office looked at me, like, huh? Everybody was looking, I said, you can suck my dick, my nigga. Frank's dick? Yo, bro, the man, listen, you just said right now, you started this whole story. You just said, listen.

You was talking for the last three hours. I didn't say shit. You said there's guys that will play behind the desk, the games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that they'll get hung for on the streets. Yeah, that's true. If they did this, they be dead. That's a fact.

This guy just told me, hey, there's something called ringtones who I got love for, ludicrous. I just got $2 million. They was popping champagne 20 minutes before I get in there. The dude trying to scam me in to sign my rights away for something I know this man just got two million.

I got no choice with the time to suck my dick in front of his whole workers. Everybody get the fuck up out of here before you get a foot up your ass, nigga, fuck out of you. The whole office is looking like, oh my God, shit looks like,

like the wild, wild west. They're ready to scratch. They're ready to snatch. They wings, hats, every day, every, motherfucker, right? But listen, he go up. Then Leo Cohen comes down. Who's the chairman of Warner Brothers.

Joe, we feel like this is the right of the label and this he even told me some shit and I ain't trying to throw you under the bus Leo because I got too much love and respect for everything you you're actually not in this equation

but Leo says yo I met with all the enemies Republican Democrat Independent we all met and we all agree that we own these ringtoms so we're going to do this to all the artists and change all the contracts

I said Leo I have so much respect for you brother but you know I just left my lawyer's office and ludicrous just did a $2 million deal this is what you're asking me to do you're like trying to scam me out of my rights so well if you don't sign it you know the bottom line at the end of the day

I stuck them niggas up for M's and they made me sign a contract that said don't tell no other artists we gave you the money but I was like yo I need M's I need that you're not doing that to me so they made me sign the paper,

and I guess I couldn't get sued. I guess what I signed was the NDA or something. 20-something years ago they said, yo, Joe, don't tell nobody. I knew y'all stole my shit. Oh, no, they stole your shit. I think all artists can go back in time after this gem, stove guard 101,

and look up, did they have the rights to your shit back then? You're going to get one of them boss over the head. You're going to get one of the executives, boss over the head for that. Because I don't take that. You know, I play with refrigerators and sinks and all. I play with kitchen. We got stove guard cooks here.

I play with kitchen applies, microwaves, and shit like that, man. Air fryers and all that off the roof. Your air fries make a mean chicken wing. Yo, air fryers make a mean chicken. You would never believe. The airfire made some wings and better than the fucking ghetto Chinese. I'm telling.

Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?

Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, Jonas, guys?

I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about, what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, Hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.

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Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered.

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growth, fatherhood, pressure, and purpose on my new podcast, learn the hard way. Open your free, our heart radio app, Search learn the hard way and listen now. Yo, check this out. You once said if I bring them into my world, it's over. Yeah. What does your world consist of that makes it so compelling?

But I also, that should be every artist. If you can get the people to your world, it's fucking old. I think I said that back when I was fucking with buskings. Trying to do the single shit. I'm like, yo, that shit ain't going to work for me. Mm-hmm. I need a body of work. Yeah.

I got a brain man, yeah. so they can really understand it. Just like, when you heard this shit five years later, if I bring a man so they understand, like, this world. This shit ain't like that shit they're doing. But once you hear, it's like, everybody talk drug shit, but everybody can't talk that shit. No, not the way you do it.

You know what I'm saying? Not the way that scene is doing it. The city without the jersey, this shit, his shit, like, like, all I can say from a guy who grew up in the streets to sound like fucking street gospel. Like, when I hear you preach, that shit incredible. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? And so your man, West Side Gunner, they say he's the one guy that could get you on records. But they stick him up too, though? Or everybody got to pay. Stick him up.

Yeah. They stick him up too. I'm brother, like, he's paying to make sure I'm heard. Mm-hmm. That's what I said. Like, gun might be one of realist niggas in this shit. Yeah, you got to love him, man.

He's paid. He's been paying to make sure they hear me. Like, nah, you got it. You're like, what's gonna do? Just sit around and get on this. Why are you putting that? That's what I told. Five songs, sevens, whatever.

Because we was figuring out my shit. You know, we're trying to get shit right and make shit right now. But he was figuring that shit out for a long time. And during that little drought, West, like, nah, we're just going to funnel you through this shit. And when they come, they come. I'll take care of it. That's a fast vibe.

Whenever my brother need me, I'm near. Got some fish. Wow. After all the cosines, it collapsed, though. What motivates you to keep pushing? Because right about now, your DMs and phones and email got to be. Trader kiss hit you up.

Off the fucking, yeah. I definitely hit him in the DM. Trader kiss said. I hit him. Oh, stove God, I brought you up. He was like, I've been looking for him. I'm going. We're going to do so.

We got a joint, though. Yeah, but they ain't. I need it. No, he needs that. We got it. We own shit. They got it so strong enough. Man.

Yo, he need that. That's it. Run that. When you run, when y'all edit this, send me that melody. Whatever that shit just was was. Well, that was your shit inside out. Sitting with it and with it inside. You know, I'm a, I fuck up everything.

He's a stick clip. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll fuck up everything. I don't even know my own lyrics. I was surprised early I started spitting. I remember. I don't even remember my own shit. I'm going to be honest with you.

Well, you see yourself in hip-hop history when it's all set and done. What do you want to leave to the people? If she can go the right way, I think I could be one of the ones. Not if it could. It's going, go. It's going. You stand firm on. Are you standing firm on it?

You ain't going, don't go, and let them come to you, everything else is going to go. Everybody goes. So somebody got to be the one to say, I ain't gone. It's hard to not go sometimes. Yeah, it's hard to not go. Especially once you get here and they, oh, million. It's hard to not go.

Yeah. They put the fishing rod with the check or checkbook out there. Absolutely. You, I saw a clip of you at the comedy show. Yeah, yeah. You had your girl with you and all that. And that shit went viral, and I was like, yo, this stove guard right here.

The shit was great. You're a good sport like that, huh? Yeah, I let him rock. I'm saying I stumbled in there. My wife was there. I stumbled in there off the plane on some drunk feel like. Yeah. I was just letting you, like, I don't even know.

Once you late, it's, it's the clumps. No, no, once you late. Because it's like, you're the only one coming in. And then I'm like this. I come in there like this. Yeah. So that's how they were looking. Right, like.

What is this? Joe, it happened to me. I told them the story. I told them all the story. It happened to me in front of the Beacon Theater. It was like 5,000 people. Yeah. Nigginsity-s squeezed donuts on my head.

My back of my neck looked like, Frank's this like he was on a fucking grow and he would not stop you fake heavy D ass nigga this that this what Flojo was the whole shit I'm saying wait a minute that's the fake heavy D fat Joe fuck this nigga like yo they was killing me and I sat in that chair and it just kept sinking in the chair

I kept sinking in the fucking chair yeah that's that's that's some good sports shit Right there, man. What's what we name? Safer song? Mm-hmm. Nigger, him and Peter Roosevelt hit me like, yo, we got to start

a class on how the hell rappers deal with these comedians, man, at these shows. Fuck this shit. I ain't doing that shit. No, but it's... You won't get me twice, man. No, it's really, really

dope. You know what's crazy is a shout out to Casa Not, right? So Casa Nott, he did some university shit or something. And streaming university, he was giving classes how to not get got by, I don't think we want to say a thought, but a young lady, whatever. And they was in there, she was like, hey, babe, I just saw this watch, this, that. And they said, stop.

And the dude would be like, around this time is when you ask what kind of watch. Babe, what kind of watch, AP? Hold up. You hate APs. It was anything else you might go for, but AP watches, not your thing. They whack this bag.

Anything but AP. I don't like the Nets was giving a fucking, like a college class. I thought it was the smartest shit in the world. The man wound up saying this bank account, something happened to it. He can't send no money out, right? Like, it was out of control, but it was all right.

You know what I'm saying? And so that could be some shit, some doos and don'ts of a hip hop like a university. That's what we need. But you got cooking right now? I got two albums done. I'm working right now.

So I tried, you know, I handed those in. That shit was the holdup and all of that. So I just started working again, man. You know, me and gone working on some shit. And I got another solo album I'm working on. Whatever we're going to do. Jay, the kids finessed this way. We're going.

Why isn't that? Why couldn't this be a mutual agreement? I mean, we all. Now I feel good, man. You got a joint here. I want to hear a new joint from you. The world ain't here yet. What's James that?

He broke out or y'all got it? I'm ready. Listen, babe. Later. man and don't with no interruption That's why we're gonna do this to her shit Did my seat Powder footprint's falling off my feet

If the way In money keyed cutting Noggy shit Happy Nick Why you playing I hear every whisper at these fuck niggas saying Make me leave in the proud of trench

With the can They grab us we better get comfy First day Cause I'm all cooking than wayin They're more funny like the wands Because a shot I'm on the wayin You don't know That's the same trap they put you in

You don't know, that's the same chap I have my yam. Clearly I'm on. How they're going to bury your guard? Deep in the pot, stretch of my arms. I made it 14 and a half ounces. The scale said 4-1-1, then Mary came on. Water with rain drop, splash on the bench. Get bitch, die fast, do that shit again.

Mama, them ain't killers, them my friends. Them ain't dope dealers, them my sick. Stove cool tray like old Snoopray. Like, murder was the case that they gave me a race. If I die now, my plug will still haunt you. If you died or not, I have him shooting up his way. They want to put their feet in my kicks. They want to put their shoes in my prints.

They want to see the stamp on my bricks. They study in the way my wrist twist. Studying the fuck. Say you let me lie to me sweet. Devil are stitched in my seat. Powder footprints falling off my feet. We straight ride. I get money kicked.

One verse. What we're going. So, you might have a bigger problem in that song. I see you shout out of Kit Cuddy. I didn't say Kid Cuddy Day and that He didn't say

Kid Cuddy He said kid Cuddy But he didn't say references to the song Yeah Yeah He didn't think of Nothing else

Sheesh This guy This shit grounds halls That shit He got up there He got up there I Don't mind me

Don't mind me You know I woke up today And the first thing I said was, he said, he said, Fredo, I knew it was you. You broke my heart. You set your father up. Like, you know what I mean?

These guys out here, he's ugly, man. God's taking the stand against their kids. Shit like that. This shit out of control. Listen, me. That's a smash right there. That's a smash right there. That's one.

Stoveguard cooks, man. Thank you for blessing us Coming up on the show Yo, what would we call it? The 87 north Because I've been like the highway up to Syracuse is 87 north right? What is it?

Eighty-one 87 turns into 81 Well up here is 87 Like in the Bronx going There's only one way to go to And that shit is the 87 All So 87 probably turning 81

87 to 78. So it's fucked up. I believe orange. Damn man. Mellow. Well, you do know the coach. What's the name of the coach? Orchie.

Red Orchie right now, man. He played for me. I know that he's on Polo Brown. He's not from your project. For me. I mean, I saw him. Your coach played for me. Yeah, we know that.

Yeah, Red Orchie used to play for. Man, everybody that, if you ain't figure it out, yes, though. Yo, Joe, tell these things I need the floor seats. Where? You ain't got it at Syracuse? I got that. Yo, you got a lot of shit for Stone.

You got that, you know, you're going to do six hooks now. I'm telling you, six. Six. Cete with Mines. You got six on D.C., Billy Owens. He's my dudes, man. Rest of peace. Pearl.

Sherman Douglas was good. They better recognize Stone's God. They better recognize Stone's God. My uncle used to cut Pearl here. Yeah, Pearl was that nigga. Shout out to us. You'd be surprised. Who was from my projects?

Dean Membinger, Sr., who played for the Knicks, is from my building. Okay? You be surprised. He was a legend of Nick's great. His son is in New York One. You've seen him in New York One a million Sometimes that's the son.

I grew up with Dean Memiger, the son. The father played for the Knicks. Don't do that to the gar body of all God bodies. This shit mathematical, symmetric. This is the Patherium Thagger. That's it. That ain't this. That ain't this.

It's tracking kiss. Make some noise for our guest. Oh, go, go. Bow, bow, down, down. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast. Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. Help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?

We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on, a Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman. Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud. But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know.

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