The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Styles P & Sheek Louch talk LOX loyalty, NEW music & have HILARIOUS old vs. young rappers debate

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

Fat Joe and Jadakiss sit down with their brothers Styles P and Sheek Louch for a full LOX reunion on the Joe and Jada set. The guys talk about what's kept the group untouchable for decades, with no ex...ec ever coming between them and no outside noise ever getting in. The conversation goes deep on the passing of Oliver “Power” Grant from Wu-Tang, K-Slay's irreplaceable role in hip hop culture, and how losing people in your circle hits differently as you get older. Styles P talks about his health businesses, being both plant-based and anti-glizzy, and why it’s important to know where your food comes from. Plus, Joe clowns a crew member's loafer-sneaker hybrid for the better part of ten minutes, they discuss Bad Bunny's Super Bowl set and the politics blocking his film in Puerto Rico, and Jada insists that Styles and Sheek “perhaps” hear Joe’s famous Iron Sheikh story. Styles and Sheek also preview new music, playing two records live in the studio. Joe and Jada is now STREAMING ON NETFLIX! All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet 04:00 Why NO ONE could split up The LOX 14:30 Styles is anti-glizzy, anti-flag 22:00 The "pause" debate 30:30 Styles breaks down plant-based philosophy 36:00 New LOX music & the group's studio 44:00 Can a 55-year-old start rapping? Old vs. young debate 1:10:00 Crew member's loafers drive Joe insane 1:14:30 Joe's Iron Sheik story 1:31:00 The LOX play two new records liveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:18 You're on a hot dog, some young niggil who never even had a fist fight is going to tell you paws? You never even had a fist bite. Every day this. And you're going to tell me, Paul? I smack the shit out of your elder, your uncle. Show cracked the dawn. You know who it is, your boy, Jada. This is the Joe and Jada show.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Every show legendary, every show iconic. He went in the database and switched the numbers, but that's for later in the show. When you think of today's guest, you think of my brothers. Two of the most loyal brothers from one of the most loyal rap group. In the game, you know what I mean? We never let money intertwine. We never let record executives get in our mind.
Starting point is 00:03:19 We really brothers. We really go on family trips. We hang with each other daily. We own a studio together. We own several businesses together. And we samurai niggas on the mic. Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:41 you on your ears. Ain't see you on yet. You know what I'm saying? Crack, what up? You're still thinking that shit. Analytically mad. One question I got to ask you.
Starting point is 00:03:51 We got to be very honest right here. Has anybody, women, child, exact, ever try to split you up or talk bad about your man or talk bad about your man
Starting point is 00:04:03 or since you've been in a group? Has you ever felt maybe one of your other best friends talking sideways and you said, yo, has that ever happened? I want to say no. Definitely no, it was X with us. Never happened.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Nah, definitely Noah, definitely Noah's X with us came to us on some side of shit to talk about neither one of them with us. Or definitely not. No, no, I'm just saying, you ever felt like somebody was talking to you was like, you're my man? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:27 You should. No? They can't. They don't even. I don't think, I think that's the thing that makes us great is what my brother just said, you can't.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Yeah. No, I know you can. I think what we stand for us beyond you coming to us about a check, right? Yeah. Or stepping on each other's toes. So I think we kind of put that in the air early. So it's a, I think people have, but not on an executive.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I think just in life in general, when you see something that hasn't been, there's always people that's going to try to throw darts at it. But I think we've talked to you anyway. So I don't speak to you anyway, so they don't even know how to come at me. Shit, you don't even talk to dudes? Nah, don't fuck me. These guys. Maybe would.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Lately, I ain't been wanting to talk to me. I'm going to be honest with you. Lately, I ain't been wanting to talk to people. I don't need that energy. I don't. I don't even want to meet nobody new. How about that? How about that?
Starting point is 00:05:26 I'm saying, well, if you got a big bag for you, kids, I'm going to meet him. Besides that, I don't want to meet them. Word. I don't even really want to look at these people. Nah, fuck good energy. They'd be like, $1,000. Don't say that. Don't say that.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. I'm a hundred years old. I ain't networking, man. Lately, nah. What about networking? It gets me like,
Starting point is 00:05:48 yo, come on, Lou, you got network. I don't want to meet these niggas, man. You got all the money, shit? No, what? You got you spending. I know all about your properties and everything. Yeah, I'll do that.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Y'all, shit. They said you got the bag. No, I'm doing good. Yeah. Yeah, you got the bad. Come on, man. You, they said she got all the property. I'm hanging out quiet, though, Joe.
Starting point is 00:06:16 That's it. That's it. That's how you got to do it. Your styles, man, you see my birthday. I had that coconut for you. Wasn't expecting that. Imported goods. You and the wife.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Let me tell you something. One day I'm in the Bahamas. Swear to God, there's your, all right. I ain't say any one thing. Go the flag gift. That's no flag on the flag. That's okay. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:06:40 No flag. Go the flag. It's no flag. I'm in the water. I don't have no clue. Stow's there. Nobody's there. I'm in the water in the Bahamas swimming, and I look up,
Starting point is 00:06:54 and I see a guy skipping to my loo with his wife, skipping, like kicking the sand, skipping. But he thought he was by himself. He thought he was in the Bahamas, nobody could see him. I'm like, yo, stow! Yo, he's like, yo, drag. I said, yo, the brother was skipping to my hand. Very active.
Starting point is 00:07:14 No, my nigga wasn't skipping. No, yo skipping to my new, your cheek. I was skipping to my new life's wedding. Knee up. Your motherfuck is nobody to hear me out. He was training. Kneeups. He was out there.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Kneeups. All right. Neups. All right. Kneeps, crack. It's beautiful. Beautiful. Neas, man.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Neo. Yo, we're on it. Listen, guys, guys, we're on it. I take the skipping, too. Do you catch any shit behind Fat Joe on this show because I'm affiliated in some way? Like Fat Joe saying all the crazy, you don't, they don't tell you your Fat Joe crazy or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:07:52 No, we love it, man. They know you crazy. They know you. They love you. They love you in a juice ball. You know that. We don't, we don't, see, we go past this. It's the, it's the.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Y'all kiss, man. That's right. You got real history, Lord. It's a, we don't really go about that. I think that's what makes us who we are. I'm going to be honest, right? Am I right? Am I lying?
Starting point is 00:08:17 No, that is my line? I think, I think our bond goes with what we think first. That's a fact. Anything else besides that is like, fuck it. Like, you know him personally, you know him personally, you know me personally. Does our bond have anything to do with anybody outside of this? No. No, so that's how life should go.
Starting point is 00:08:39 You know, my thing is, and I agree with you 1 million percent, I've actually got offended in the past with people I really, really love. Be like, yo, I bumped into the guard jaw born. He said, I said, yo, bro, I ain't see the big. Get with it. I ain't hung out on the corner in Fores' projects in 30 years.
Starting point is 00:09:00 He's supposed to say whatever he said about you. You want to come talk to me about somebody. No. Whatever he said, it got nothing to do. do with you. It really got nothing to do with you. I'm not, you can take ownership if you want,
Starting point is 00:09:13 but it got nothing to do with you. A habit, not even a habit. It's in my blood. That's your fault. That's your stuff, right? It really got nothing to do with how another nigga feel about you? Hell yeah, I live by that.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Like, this is my two brothers. Like, this is where we get it from. Like, right? He'll tell me if a nigga feel out where he feel like that way, he fell out. Yeah, man. Who, why do you care? You can't hurt nothing.
Starting point is 00:09:36 How he's not even in the equation. You know with me, I use hate. Everything they throw at me is motivation. That's not driven. No, in life. Everything with me is like, word, I'll show you now. Word. I need it.
Starting point is 00:09:56 It reminds me of MJ in that and that's documentary they did where he said he used to walk on the court and be like, what you say? I'm going to give you 50 the night. Dude, me like, I never even said shit to MJ. MJ just came out and gave them 50. I listened to the shit they say,
Starting point is 00:10:13 and I use it as motivation all the time. I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for the haters or people doubting us or people. And I'm a little crazy. I ain't going on. You're the shit is the truth. I'm fucking delusional. Let me tell you, you smoke some shit, shit.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Because your eyes, you know Chinese like a motherfucker. They gave you the truth. the real shit. They didn't get me a real shit. I own the real shit. Trains for life. 3547, Broadway. 145.
Starting point is 00:10:49 They didn't have to give it to me. I got it. That is a great opportunity. We got it. They ain't have to give it to me. You got it. Child out to Rich. Child out to my brother Rich too.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Rich got Dynasty. Comey on me. Crazy. You know what I'm mean? Shout up the Happy Monkey too. Heights. We're going to shout out all of us who do that.
Starting point is 00:11:09 You smoke once in a brick. I've seen you smoke. No, no. You see me smoke at Rich's joy. You ain't never seen you smoke. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yo. I think that's rich.
Starting point is 00:11:19 I had to let them know we get hired and I own supply. And so, uh, yo, see, these nigs bugged out, man. How do you keep such a social mind here? That's regular shit for me, man. That's regular. Oh, they. That's last. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Listen, let me tell you. This guy here, he's special. That's right. You know what I mean? And, you know, I told him, I said, yo, kids, man, let's get in this game. Let's go for it. Let's not play with these people. Let's get to the back.
Starting point is 00:11:52 And we've been doing that step by step, step by step. Now we're on Netflix. You know what I mean? Fire. Anybody complaining that ain't got $999 to get on Netflix. You might not be able to buy a shirt. A T-shirt or no merch and nothing A support in any way.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Hi. You right? No. Everybody got $999. Nobody got $999. They can spread the word. That's valuable. They just want the free.
Starting point is 00:12:20 You ever heard the Netflix and chill? Yo, everybody got Netflix. It's on every hotel room, everything. Like, yo, just tune into the podcast. Absolutely. They want that bread, man. Y'all get into it. Beautiful, beautiful podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:34 I'm not even saying. Beautiful podcast, my brother. I'm not even looking at my brother. Beautiful podcast. I asked him, though. I said like this. But I say, yo, because before this show,
Starting point is 00:12:43 I hung out more with you than even him. I hung out more with you. So I said, yo, what styles think about? He said, he loved it. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:12:52 He loved what we're doing up here. Yo, Jeter, you got any questions for your brother, man? One on how we met Mary? No, we met Mary. No, no. That's like, that's like,
Starting point is 00:13:05 that's like, You got to the lockset, like, yo. That's a typical boon locks. How did you be married? I was DMM. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, on a real note, don't let them know about pharmacy. You know what's going on?
Starting point is 00:13:19 Where's it located? You know, I drink your vitamins every morning. My wife give me like 15 of them vitamins. Damn. Yeah, all type of fish age. Yeah. It's the fucking... It's the fucking...
Starting point is 00:13:31 I think of... I drink the stock. I drink the stock. House peace vitamins every morning. I know what I'm drinking. Not if you take me a fish eggs. Nah, I don't know what the fuck. Carry on.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Well, I'll tell you to. He told my fish. He makes a down. That shit is like a chore. All we doing. Shout out to my wife. Shout out to people. Shout to myself.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Shout to my brothers. Shout out to my partners. Shout out to the community. All we doing is, uh, I sling health. Wow. We have juice. We have juice balls together.
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Starting point is 00:14:29 Nagan, got my shit all twist. Strait. You got, Burb is getting the gas out, crack. Yeah. Yeah. It is it. If you burn, you getting a gas out.
Starting point is 00:14:37 What's the glist? Tell me what you think is the glizzy and I'm a counterback with what I said. Oh, shit. This is the sexy. First of all. He don't believe in nothing, actually. That's not, exactly.
Starting point is 00:14:51 You don't believe in the clizzi? You don't believe in the cliz. Yeah. First of all, wherever y'all flags is, I'm anti-flag. Keep the flags down when I'm hit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I'm anti-glizzy. I'm anti-paws, all that. But all I want to tell, all the viewers, viewers out there. They jacking the fluidity. If you, uh... They jacking the fluidity out there. Some of you podcasts looking like to the hip.
Starting point is 00:15:20 No, it's real right. Hip it to be, give it. That's where it started. No, I know that, but some of them look like that was 2026. Nah, let it be, dog. I guess, let it be. So what's the good? What's the Frankfurter?
Starting point is 00:15:36 What do you think it is? I don't even know what it is. It's beef. The shit I eat is that beef, the Hebrew national. What part of the beef? I don't fucking know. That's a problem. Where your watch came from?
Starting point is 00:15:51 Roland Switzerland. Where the fit came from. 5,001. Where the kick came from. Jordan Nike. Where the jeans came from. East St. Laurent. But let me ask you.
Starting point is 00:16:03 came from? No, no, I ask me not. Where the tea came from. City Lab, the African joints. Where the beard came from. The bid is for my mind-the-tech. Where the fool came from. The food came from the farm.
Starting point is 00:16:15 That's a problem. What farm? You told me what everything else means and where it came from, right? Telling me that everything you mean. Hold on, no. I ain't say everything I'm eating is right neither. You know why?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Because I ain't growing myself. But if you could tell me where your watch came from, your coat, your chain, your jeans, your sneakers, your t-shirt, but you have no idea. Where the glissie came from? Where the glizzy came from? The glizzy came from everything. The glizzy came from the left part.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Look, the glizzy came from. They got the cow, right? They cut it up. Whatever was left. They cut it up. They cut the cat. No. No, no, we did.
Starting point is 00:16:55 He actually got a glissie came from. You got to educate the people. Him and you y'allies are hanging together more. You should hang with him more than being kids. You should hang with him more than you hang with me. All I'm trying to tell you is, not because it's my life. It's my life.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Can I live my life? I love it. Can I live my life? Educate me. God damn. Sweat shop. Ask me the hot dog. Hit them, pink.
Starting point is 00:17:22 All I'm trying to tell you is, y'all some fly-ass dudes. You too, my brother. You love you. You have some of the fly-as guys ever. If you know about the outside, you know about the inside. That's real good.
Starting point is 00:17:34 And if I'm going to put it short, if you want to give you a few short terms, you want to know about the outside. You want to cop the fly shit for outside. You got to know about the inside. Yeah, you should cop the fly shit for the inside, too. So all I'm going to tell you, before we finish this thing, because y'all threw me off,
Starting point is 00:17:52 the glizzy come from all the leftover parts. Right. Like baloney taste. Yeah, like so the horse. It's everything that's left and the fly. The horse, the asshole is your feet. vagina, the male parts, the guts, the organ, the skins, all of that get ground up, go to the side, that's your glit me.
Starting point is 00:18:11 When you ever seen me eat anything besides seafood? Never. They pulled up. Five star, car bones. Oh, no, I'm going to eat myself. Let me tell you some one day I'm hanging out with styles. Oh, I'm going to eat that shit, man. Let me say some.
Starting point is 00:18:27 I'm hanging out with you one day. I go to my doctor. No, not. Listen. You can't say. Hold on. Oh, no, fuck that. I like this shit.
Starting point is 00:18:35 This is the L-O-X shit. Eat your food? I ain't never, I'm talking about the greek. Get them, Pete. Eat your food. You're the nigger with the diets raised. Me? You don't even got.
Starting point is 00:18:48 What I mean? Three. Dairy meals. I don't say. Sweet meals. You don't got a daily mill. I don't got a daily meal. I don't got a daily meal.
Starting point is 00:18:59 You got a daily meal. You got a day. You got a meal prep. You got meal prep. He's on the flag. He's on Egypt. I know we're out of here. He's doing the flag.
Starting point is 00:19:10 He's going to be doing a gang. He's full of bag out. He's got milk. He's talking all that shit to you. He got milk prep. I'm male prep that. He's not wrong with mil prep. Milt.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah. I ain't not. Look at one time. Yeah. But you know what the bit? I don't know. He never said a nigga. He's a dog.
Starting point is 00:19:30 And think of another man's shit in his mouth. I don't think about that. Who the fuck sees that when you eating a hot dog? You're not going to go. You're another thing. What the fuck is that? I don't know. How old is that?
Starting point is 00:19:44 Hold on. Don't have flag. No, to put the flag. We're here today. Yes, yes. Yeah, we're at the day. Here's, no, no, no, no, no. Tell them, niggas.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Hold on. Hold on. Here's what I got to say. Yeah, I thought that's the... Every nix gave me hit real. But I, but I, but, Yeah. But now you in this day, hold on.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Now you're just day and age, right? Whether you eat the, I don't eat, I don't, I don't eat glissies. What's the glizzy? A hot dog. But ain't they joking about it's like a, no, no, he's joking about what they're joking about. No, but they're not thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Right, but they're thinking about it. They think in this. Look, if a nigger thinking about dick, here's what we want to talk about. Let's get to it. Right. Sometimes a nigger's thinking about dick and tagging. and you win. What?
Starting point is 00:20:35 Right. That's where the pause is coming from. No homo. Don't tag me, my nigga. It makes sense. Don't tag me out. Get me a dying fucking pussy. They're pushing me back to the stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:47 No, because here's what the thing is. I respect it. Here's what I'm going to say. Here's what I'm going to say. I'm 51, dog. I respect the new era with you. I get what y'all's saying. Like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:20:58 I get it. I get the, no, hold on. No, hold on. No, let me say something. because I am from the old era and this way it comes in you're not going to just up and tag me in your wild thoughts
Starting point is 00:21:10 because you thought something wild no I don't give a fuck my digger because you know what if we wasn't in this day and age if it wasn't Instagram it wasn't Facebook it was a thing and you say something wrong or thing
Starting point is 00:21:24 you get punched in your face so now we now let's get that all in the attack before we keep going on So now you can say pause to a nigger And no homo A time out And yo
Starting point is 00:21:38 And yo because you know what? Because it's safe Because cameras is on And it's Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, social networks We're right here with fucking Multiple cameras
Starting point is 00:21:51 We're talking about it But what if you said that to a nigger who'll punch you in your face With no cameras on And you violate him in a conversation I'm not having a Me and you, look, we're not, let's just say, for instance, rich the player's your man, right?
Starting point is 00:22:06 We don't really know each other. Kiss is my man. Now we're having a conversation, we're talking, and out of nowhere, in 90-something, not now, and 90-something, you tell me, pause. Yo, that sounds crazy. I think you're bisexual from what you're saying. I immediately got to smack the shit out of your,
Starting point is 00:22:28 punch you in your face, or do something to your immediately. Immediately. Let me ask you questions. Now that we're on this. A 51. Hold on. I agree.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Let the new aggregate to say what they say. That don't mean I got to play by they rule. I agree. I'm going to go with you, Don't me ask you a question. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Absolutely. Stiles like you're correct. You're correct. You're correct. You're going to let it like a nigger tell you pause when you eat the hot dog. You're enjoying the hot dog next game. Front row.
Starting point is 00:22:55 You're in a hot dog. Some young niggle who never even had a fist fight is going to tell you. Paws? You never even had a fist bite. And you're going to tell me, pause? You're not listening to me. I smack the shit out of your elder, your uncle. Oh, shit. I may have this done to your father. I'm here winning in his pockets.
Starting point is 00:23:14 You're going to tell me pores? I really thought I did something to Bruno Mars' father. The way he screamed at me. I think he told the story. No. The way I told him, I said, yo, what's up in Puerto Rican? He was like, yo, I'm a real poor. Puerto Rican from Bushwick.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Fuck you, he walked on the... I said, yo, we did something to this dude's father because he's younger. I said, we might have pounded him out or something. Like, no, I'm telling you, he got an incredible album, too. I see he saw his Spanish roots.
Starting point is 00:23:48 You heard his new album? Bruno Mars, singing over Spanish beats all of all day. You might be inspired. Yeah, I did. I'm telling you, I did. What? Bruno Mars is half Puerto Rican. I asked.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I've been waiting my whole life. You know how you told me you were African from Africa? I went to the Puerto Rican brother. I was like, yo, you brought Equal. He was like, yo, fuck you talking about. I'm a real Puerto Rico for Bush and he stormed out the way. I immediately, and I'm not lying to you, I'm just telling you face value. I said, yo, we fuck this pops up or something.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Something happened. Something happened the way he got up. I said, we beat everybody up. So it's like, you know, I'm thinking. and that was part of the process and stuff. I don't know why he did that, but guess what? His album is fire. Shout out to Bruno Mars, man.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I love Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars ain't never coming up. Shout out to Bruno Mars here. Bruno Mars put it out the part. He got an ill album, and he's singing over Spanish beats. Back to his roots. Back to his roots. Well, today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor,
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Starting point is 00:26:45 Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys?
Starting point is 00:27:07 I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
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Starting point is 00:28:26 Every episode, we're cutting through the noise. Breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athletes themselves. Their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them.
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Starting point is 00:29:55 But let me ask you something Being that you're vegan Am I anti-vegan with this pony shit on right now? I'm plant-based You plant-based Am I anti-vegan animal With the pony shit on? Here's one I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:30:14 They made that code out of a pony Yes, the pony's going to get you People are going to get it All right Here's what I'm going to say Here's one I'm going to say If you eat plants and you smoke plants and you enjoy plants.
Starting point is 00:30:28 That's what the creator put you here to do. So if the creator put everything on the planet, I think he's wiser than me. I'm not like every other. Yo, but he didn't put the stake on the planet? Is what I'm saying? Where did they say Adam and Eve was? Where did we turn this to, Lood?
Starting point is 00:30:45 You, scuba. We ain't going for that. What is this? No, does he scottry chat? Yeah, yeah. Now you don't want to face the truth. The animals is anybody in. Yeah, now you want to face the truth.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Adam and Eve was in the garden That's all I'm saying I'm leaving a question Yeah, I asked me the question I'm fucking asked the question I tried every diet in the world I told the doc Your doc
Starting point is 00:31:05 I was with him one day He sold me this shit I went to my doctor You're doc My brother's a vegan He told me to be a vegan He said Hell
Starting point is 00:31:14 I never told you to be a vegan I told him He said we're carnivores No you fucking not I'm telling you what I know What makes you listen to that me Animals don't eat meat Do why you eat animals?
Starting point is 00:31:27 The strongest animals on the world do not eat me. I'm going to leave it alone. Y'all shit, you eat steak, huh? Absolutely, I do. Yeah, he ain't fucking with this. You have the fucking ones bringing this up. I didn't bring anything up. He didn't bring anything up.
Starting point is 00:31:43 He asked you, is it closed. What are he asking me? He actually was jacking the cool with. Going to ocean right now, kept the fish and bite it. Yeah. Do that. He said he's not cool with.
Starting point is 00:31:58 He don't eat cool with that or eat plants? The only one. Him and his wife, my sister, that's it. Let me tell you some. You never. Don't know no vegan. You need steak and lobster. All the time.
Starting point is 00:32:12 He never killed the steak or lobster. He got served it. You know, I never killed the steak or lobster. He never killed the steak. I could have bought it right out of the back out of a kid. I'm just saying, if you want to talk about living. So what you're going to do when the lights go out? I never hunt for nothing.
Starting point is 00:32:28 You know that cocaine farm the table. Huh? Is that what? What do you say? That Yale farm to table. That shit comes straight from the farm to the table. Farmed the table. Yapsed!
Starting point is 00:32:48 I don't know what the table. Because I don't know if the man created that so that they could be up there, Tony Montana. That cocaine farm the table. You get that on the way home. I'm not going to lie. That is a very true... That is a very true customer.
Starting point is 00:33:08 I'm not going to lie. If you think about it, it really is farm the table. That may be one of the first things that's been actually farm the table with the most success from farm the table. Besides cattle. You know, when I say that... No, but it is really from the table. Farm to table.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Farm to table. The girl danced in all that shit. Farm the table. What was that Michelle Piper, Ron, Ron from the Yale? She dancing that shit. That farm the table. But listen.
Starting point is 00:33:38 That is. We finally got a lot of shit. We didn't get Remy here, either. It's like, Ram, what up? We needed the, you know, she got that shit, Remmy network, right?
Starting point is 00:33:48 10 million hours. Bro, I'm not making. I didn't say one thing. Why do you keep me? looking at me. They got 10 million. I don't want the numbers. Huh?
Starting point is 00:33:59 I want the numbers. She got 10 million power in numbers. She got 10 million watts minutes. Flavit to my sister. On her network. Her shit was number one on Apple the other day. If you think of all these fucking acts and all that that spend billions of dollars to promote,
Starting point is 00:34:18 she did that shit in two months. 10 million watts. Minutes, I watched the numbers. And I tell her, I see your sis, hmm, paperwork right, everything right, everything, yeah. I said, because she don't play with me. So when she do business with me,
Starting point is 00:34:35 she got the lawyers, the dick, yo, Ramon, Ramon is very serious about business with me. Everybody. She could trust me more than anybody but God. And she do real business with me. I say, sis,
Starting point is 00:34:53 this network shit. You got them lawyers on that, right? Like, you're not playing with whoever your partners is the way you don't play with me. Because this is about to be a 200 M or 300 M or play. I'm telling you, this about to be a 200, 300 Ms.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I got this, bro. You sure? Everything is sealed tight? Because we don't want to hear nobody got robbed for the 300. Or the 200, that shit doing astronomical numbers. Shout out the rim. She's bossing up.
Starting point is 00:35:33 You know? So what's up with the locks? Man, we got new music. What are we doing? What are we doing out here? You know? Yeah, they're always working on new music. Talk to them.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Yeah, always working on the music. Talk to him, big fella. It's waiting to push it out. We got some joints ready to drop in media. Yeah? Yeah, hell yeah. You guys always in the studio. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:51 We live there. Is it more like a fucking social club? I know you get work done, but is it more like... We don't got one in them studios. Everybody can come in and just chill. I don't even, but I love going. When I live in Miami, it was a nice state haven. It's a safe haven for us.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Absolutely. For sure. It's home away from home. It is home. It is home away from home because we live in the lap. If you make music, you live in the lap. You know that? You can't, whether you make it.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Sometimes we ain't working, just kicking in or watching a movie or talking. Yeah. You know how many times I got disrespectful in Miami. Fucking Miami heat blowing the Knicks out. You know, the whole studios. They had a fucking punching bag with me for 20 years. Like, yo, these bum-ass nicks just that night, yo, they be killing me. It takes heart to go to the studio in Miami when them there's,
Starting point is 00:36:51 Is this winning chits and all that? Yeah. That shit crazy, but the studio is like, Hey, do it all. But I look forward to all that, hearing all that crazy shit. Then I go back and write some, you need a break.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Go to styles room, kiss room, then I go back over there and do it. Oh, so y'all got your own room. It's all of our rooms, but we got three rooms. Studio is our studio, but we have three rooms.
Starting point is 00:37:11 You write in your verse here to the song. We could do it. We can be doing one song in three different rooms. Yeah. And then, or three songs in one. songs in one book. You know what's crazy about writing?
Starting point is 00:37:25 Everybody can listen to the same beat. And if you don't listen to what he's saying, he's saying, I'm saying nobody, everybody will write a whole different verse. Not us. Yeah, not us. Hell know. Somehow at this point. Not us.
Starting point is 00:37:38 He don't even have to be next to each other. Not us. And that's a fucking fat man. Connect. It just makes sense. Perfect. That's word to the mommy. And that's, that's on everything.
Starting point is 00:37:51 That's crazy because I've been in situations where I wrote and other artists wrote and everybody had like different shifts. Yeah. That's one thing that's really great about us. That's crazy. I must say. Is it because you stick to brand or is it because you're just that connected? I think I kind of know where he's going to go with this.
Starting point is 00:38:14 You know what I mean? Then we go for that. Yeah, you could kind of fill it out. That's crazy, man, because I show up the shows and fucking Remmy be having the same. color outfits if I wear a pink jacket she show up with some pink Valenciagos
Starting point is 00:38:26 I'd be like, yo, how the fuck we know somehow yeah, beautiful to wear the same shit or whatever the case may be. We did that a few times. I mean you.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Yo, kiss, I'm not fucking with you. I'm not wearing it. I'm not damn with you right now. Me and you wore the same shit and they didn't speak to each other. Like the same color coordinate. You're right. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Frequency. Yeah. That's what it is. It's the gods of this of dead. It's the God, isn't me? I keep hearing that shit today, man. That's a really great song. So we got new music.
Starting point is 00:39:04 You always got new music. Always. I don't always got new music. I got to get motivated to go in there and spit. And there's, you know, I just don't. I ask them. I say, yo, I don't know how to think. You're probably going in there.
Starting point is 00:39:20 No, no. thinking about a hit. You ain't going in there. No, he won his missile. He only go for mission. You don't go to ventilate? None of that. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:39:28 One of the park. I asked Kiss. And I'm not trying to sound foul enough. Oh, forbid if something happened to one of us today, we have enough music. They got a house for a shit. Definitely. He said, yes, they happen.
Starting point is 00:39:38 He said they will definitely be putting out the new Jaded kissing. Yeah. I don't have that. You know, I'm telling me. Everything mine is all. I think, because like I said, you're going in there thing.
Starting point is 00:39:49 You're going for a hit record. All my shit is tailor-made. Every verse I do and all that is like a bunch of joints. Just for the song. Just for the song. You know what I'm saying? So I don't do like a million songs. I don't do this.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Like my shit is just there. Like I'm going for that. I'm doing that. Now if I'm in the album mode, I listen to beats going there. Yeah, like this is a beat side. This is a street. Like that. But just having 50 songs or something,
Starting point is 00:40:17 you would take somebody like technician. Like it's some couple of DJs. that definitely got Fat Joe versus all over that I spit. You know, Kay Slay, rest in peace. Man, man, miss my brother. He had, man. The other day I heard a fucking Kay Slay song
Starting point is 00:40:31 with me on it. I didn't even know the first. I'm sitting in that bitch and I'm sitting. I'm like, yo, I bring a lion to a dog. I'm like, oh shit, when did I do that? But Kay Slay kept my sword sharp. Yeah. You would always hit me up.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Oh, yeah. Twice a week he hitting you up. Bless Flay soul, man. Facts. Slave, man. There was no one like him ever. He held down the industry. He held down hip-tale.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Streets. All kind of levels that new artists. Hip-hop. Hip-hop in general. He was really, he was really knee-deep in the pits of what the culture is really about. Yeah. You know, he started, you know, I write graffiti. He started off as a...
Starting point is 00:41:16 What was his name again? Death is dead, Dad. He was dead. He was dead. Dumb nice. And what he would do even to, like just before he died, he would go do a whole train car by, which is, it's people do it.
Starting point is 00:41:31 But a guy 50 years old and all that in an 80 degree day, niggas ain't doing that. Slay would go there and do the whole fucking car. That's crazy. You know, it's like a whole train car. He would do it by himself, every color, every, every day. Like, he was like, he was a writer's writer. Shout out to Desi Desh.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Absolutely. You know, Kay Slay, he was preserved. I knew we would never have nobody to fill that spot. Nobody got that passion like Slay. Kay Slay died. Impossible. I would say that's virtually impossible. Hold off a 200 M3 or H.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Maybe somebody young right now. God damn. 200 MC song, right? Who does that? He loved the coach. to nobody. He loved the culture. I knew it the day he died.
Starting point is 00:42:22 He's one guy I knew, and some other people died that were really, really dope. But nobody, I knew he would not be doing. I knew real hip-hop, bars and beats, took an hell of a lifetime. They lost in the killies. I agree. Because I was like, yo, nobody. He didn't give a fuck about money. He didn't give a fuck about money.
Starting point is 00:42:46 He just wanted the culture. and he gave everybody a shot. A lot of new shit. And you know what? A lot of dudes in jail really dependent on his show. That's what made it really dope across the world. Not even in jail. Outside, new hip-hop, new artists.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Like, he would call me. He was real. He was real. He would call me. I don't know about y'all, but I've had a couple of friends that had no business rap. And they're 50 already. He's 50 years old.
Starting point is 00:43:16 He's all of it. He wanted to rap. And then Kay Slay would always call me. I don't give a fuck. And they was for the Bronx, Yonkers, Queens, wherever. He would call me and be like, yo, go. You got to talk to such yourself. He's fucking up his legacy.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Nigger trying to put out music right now. He's 55, crap. He ain't never rapping his life. He would use me to call a real dude and be like, yo, my man, you're playing yourself. Like, you can't try. You 55, yo, but I think I got, yo, bro, you're playing your. yourself. Nobody.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Let's say nobody's like Kay State. Let's say right now, do you, you, you individually think that anybody on the planet Earth at the age of 50, 55 years old could come out right now? Should start. We never heard of him. Yeah. We never heard of him. No. Should start splitting bars. Just brand new, no. You okay, you bugging now.
Starting point is 00:44:13 No. No. Not. If he's been in the game, yeah. Not brand new. Not being optimistic. Go for it. Go for it. You might do. I ain't going to lie. He might hit one.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Go for it, man. You might hit one out of the point. That's what I'm going to say. You might fucking hit one. I wouldn't say, go for a career. Now, the career is going to be crazy. I would say go for a career, but it's a lot of young dudes who are trash. Facts.
Starting point is 00:44:40 It's a lot of young dudes who are trash. Now, I'm not hearing of young dudes neither. I'm not saying that. I'm not hitting on. I'm not doing it. It's got no. You know what it. Do it.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Let me tell you something. You see people saying, yo, this, that new shit? Can I ask you something? I'm 55. You 55. Hip hop is 51. Joe crap wouldn't have to start right now. By now, I ought to rob 10 banks.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Like, start at 505. I ain't saying it ain't starting at 55. Not you. I didn't say it's right. Yeah, starting. I'm saying you got a one in the bill chance of making it. You might have a one in a billion.
Starting point is 00:45:13 But I'm saying if you love to all do it. what? Over 10 billion, sir? Somebody might not one out the fucking might not. I'm not going to lie. You might have, well, you mean, some people that got a unicorn in their head that they had to eat. That a unicorn or an alien.
Starting point is 00:45:29 That's shit like that. I've just seen an alien. I just saw a unicorn. I did it. What you think, technique? Somebody got a chance at 55 drops. He didn't even hit. Are you eye on the same shit? He's eye on. Technique.
Starting point is 00:45:43 You call him. Techniques. You make the knockers and not. Technician. A 55-year-old, he ain't got out of that hustle to go run around what it takes right now
Starting point is 00:45:57 with all this algorithm. We ain't talking about hustle. He's talking about... He got the key to being the studio. And he stumbled on them. I ain't say they know how to work. Hit the road for you're talking about, I've seen it yet, but you're right.
Starting point is 00:46:12 You got it. You got it. You got a lot of 50... But listen, guys, I think... 55 ain't the 55 of the past no more. Don't try to tell. Don't quit your day, y'all. Yeah, don't take this out.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Don't get gas. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. But if you could go to the money or something, man... By the way, I started by saying, Kay Slay would call me technique and be like... Man, he would call me. Yeah, you know his name is...
Starting point is 00:46:37 I'm frustrated. Say, I'm fracked. Say he's frat. I'm his mother's favorite. You don't know about him, dying. You know, I've been calling a son technique. Yo, don't worry about the technique. No, technique.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I know about technician. He switched this shit, and he's standing on business. Technician, no, no, no, no. You know I'm fried, bro. That's all I would is. People just want to hear that. What I am saying is, K. Slay would call me and be like, yo, you know Johnny 24 from Queens, south side.
Starting point is 00:47:12 This niggas, 51, crap. You got to call that nigga. Let me text you his number. He's going to lose the legacy. He's bugging out. All of a sudden, he rap. I have friends like that. I just don't understand it.
Starting point is 00:47:25 I mean, like, you're my man. But if I know you 30 years more than that, why you never spit up first in your life when we was 21, 25, 30, that's a good point. 40. Why you come at 50? Something. Not just 50, 50.
Starting point is 00:47:47 You have four feet. You're the king of the underground. Because somebody hit it out the park. I'm going to tell you why. I'll never rap before Feet at 50. I'm going to tell you why. You might get it. You could catch.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Jelly, dog. Country, that's a different job. How is he? That's even harder? How old is he? 41-cour-court. 40s acceptable. 40s acceptable.
Starting point is 00:48:11 I'm talking about over that. 55 and all that. But Jelly-roll. is a great, man. You get a white boy to put it out the park. Why somebody can't catch one? It's like,
Starting point is 00:48:23 it's like catching one. We got to look that up. The only guy who might have caught one is his home boy, Chachaw. Two time, can we step? A three time. Hark, backwards.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Nah. That motherfucker might have been a hundred before he dropped that shit. See, I'm going to go nerd out again, but they're going to get me. mad at me. And I don't want to nerd out.
Starting point is 00:48:47 I'm going to get mad. Because most millionaires than they're 50. Most millionaires become millionaires in their 50s. I'm talking about music. If music is the number one genre, why wouldn't you take a shot?
Starting point is 00:49:02 I ain't saying make a career out of it. But why won't you take a shot? That's like a little young nigger going right now. Why the fuck? I'm going to watch a podcast if you're 55. And I'm in my 20s. Are you a young nigga Say that, God.
Starting point is 00:49:15 You fly, you got that pony shit on, you got all that. I wait to someone. I'm supposed to watch this. Not what you being, no. Same shit with us. Music. Say, dog, I'm 51. We all 51.
Starting point is 00:49:27 We're all in our 50s, right? You ain't 51 yet, but. It'll be 51 soon. You'll be 51 soon. Why does a nigger in his 20s got to go? I got to listen to the locks. He don't got to go. I got to listen to the locks.
Starting point is 00:49:40 That's graceful if he do. No, we've been doing that. We did. Yeah, but we've been doing that. but he's in his 20s. So has he been doing it with us? No. No.
Starting point is 00:49:49 So if a nigga tell him, listen to the lock, so when the 20-something year come up for me, he don't got to listen to the locks. I'm talking about a lot. He don't got to listen to crack either. But no, you can't switch that shit up.
Starting point is 00:49:59 You can't switch that shit up to your benefit. So if a 20-year-old come up to you and go, yo crack, I fuck with you. He may have never heard your catalog ever in life. Right now in the interview. Now he watched the Joe and Jeter shit, Netflix. Look, I'm not a rap for more.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Nobody else. Can I talk? What do you say? Joe and Jada on Netflix. He'd never heard your verse. He never heard a kiss verse, right? We watch Joe and Jada on Netflix. I've seen it on Netflix,
Starting point is 00:50:27 top of the shit. Boom. Now he hits it. I love it. I love what they do. Now I mean Google Joe and Jada. He Googles Joe and Jada. Now he sees y'all do music.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Now he goes through your catalog. I fuck with Joe and Jada. Should he not? Should he not? He could, but is that kid going to fuck with it? Oh, so you say he's going to discover it up right now today. And you're 55. He's 17, 18, 19, 20.
Starting point is 00:50:59 It's a new song for him. It's a new song for him. It's not your old catalog. It's something new. Now should he deny you because you're 55 and he's 50? Come on. That shit don't work for how you wanted to work. She's got to work around the board.
Starting point is 00:51:13 No, it's not a totally. different platform. No, it's not a different platform. A nigga hit me the other day. He came to the dispensary, right? He bought weed. I fuck with you, P. I like it. I'm buying weed. Now I fuck with you. I fuck with you off a spitter. He didn't know shit about the locks. He didn't know about style, P. He didn't know about nothing. He knew about being a currency collab. He Googled it, went into my catalog after that, liked it, found that I had a dispensary, and came through. I went to my mother's house. Come on. That 55-year-old may make a song.
Starting point is 00:51:47 He ain't going to follow up with nothing else. He made me, Mike. It's going to follow up with that else. Nah. He didn't go for it, dog. Yo, I went to my mother's house. I went to my mother's house two years ago, and I went to the gas station,
Starting point is 00:52:03 and the school let out. The junior high, they was like, that's the interview guy. This is around the time of yesterday's Price Dunn. They knew nothing about Fat Joe the rapper. They was like, this is the interview guy. He said they had no clue. What I am saying is,
Starting point is 00:52:21 you wishing upon a start. Don't lose your day job. And women, because we got women there's watching. Shout out Simone and her family. See, that's the one. That thing you're saying is bad for hip-hop. Hip-hop's the young. Facts, dog.
Starting point is 00:52:36 It's only fucking facts, dog. And we already put it in a thing of how old you could be. Nah, no, no, no, no. He said from the beginning. No, no, let me not finished. No, I'm with you. I'm saying right now. Right now.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Just because it's rapping hip-hop and niggis is out and niggins is, why 60-year-old nigga kid try to make a song? Why? Just because we created a secret house. Why is Jeter is as hard as rap? Why she makes out of that 60? Hold on, hold on the fuck on. You want me to make it clear for you?
Starting point is 00:53:11 Yes. Why are you sitting on that? the couch right now. How many niggas... No, oh, no. Let me fucking finish. How many niggas you came into the game with, right? Or we came into the game with.
Starting point is 00:53:21 That's finished. Even before the game, we came into the game. That's finished. That didn't have a chance. You hear it now today because people throughout that whole time said, I fuck with you. I fuck with what you do.
Starting point is 00:53:33 You know about a new one hit wonder. So what? I'm not talking about... Why I got to be swinging the money? We can't be $5 and get the money. That don't make no same. No, no. A right style.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Somebody can come for the pop country song, 75 and take them for the old. He came and play in the club, country. Acting. You can be 85, get an 85-year-old. What if a nigga make a flavor of 50-year-old star for 50-year-old? Bottle for a football.
Starting point is 00:54:03 And then what did that? Yeah, nigga did. They didn't get with the country job. Oh, shorthy. Country with a-n-old. Man. That shit's going to block. Let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:54:12 Let me tell you. I watch all these guys, right? They say I'm on social media too much. I might be. There's a guy from New York, right? I don't know his name. He looks Spanish. He'd be doing that new, yo, son, shit is brick.
Starting point is 00:54:26 This guy, he's an old head. St. Leskitt. Oh, the last. Oh, what's the name? St. Les. You know him? I'm following.
Starting point is 00:54:36 The guy I'm talking about. Say, Les. The man, the other day, he said, yo, this is what it looked like when you're listening to an old school New York, like with the old head list and your man drop a record. That's just said to the hip.
Starting point is 00:54:50 He put the dogs up when your man's lying. He said to the hip, hop, hibid, divvibbid, don't stop to rock him with the bang. He played that shit, not that verbatim, but the same time. Hurrah, ha, ha. And he was like,
Starting point is 00:55:07 and man, let me tell you. Dog, that was the 70s, God. It's 20, 20, six. That was the 70s, God. I want to hear an old nigga with fluidity. Like, just for the first time,
Starting point is 00:55:21 yo, he's gonna rap now. Yo, I was fluidity. Coochie rap is still doing shows. You're not talking about Gucci rap. Right. You know, right? No, you're saying a brand new. We got that been amazing.
Starting point is 00:55:32 No, I would like a brand new that didn't make it. Didn't make it. Like, he was supposed to be one of them singers. What if there's one of them niggas? What if there's one of them niggins? That's dumb nights. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:55:46 Come on, man. A million. One in the million. It's niggins out there that it made. Newark. Police been fired. No, that's my nigga. Dusty shout out to him.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Who's Dusty? Red man's OG. Dusty's a wild Puerto Rican nigga with a bar. Red man in his OG, stretching him's OG from Newark. He was on the street. Bars. That niggas is dumb night. bars.
Starting point is 00:56:15 He could have made a one joint. It's the crack. He's been rapping like, you've been nice with a call out. I don't give a fuck, but you tell me he couldn't get a one joint dog? Probably could. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:56:23 you know, probably do it. You've been in General Motors for 54 years. The 55th year you said I'm going to start rapping. Yes. Man, that's crazy. No. Well, I can't.
Starting point is 00:56:33 I'm disagree with y'all. All right. You can. I'm disagree with you. You can't. He's going to stop. I didn't say make a career out of the world right now. Let me ask you.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Let me ask you a question. Let me ask your question. Is Kay ever... No, baby, you never will. Well, what... All right. Never say never. Suppose one day...
Starting point is 00:56:57 He'd been working on four bars. I heard of spit a few of it. I heard of spit six to eight great four bars at a time. It took them 16 years. My question is, suppose y'all go in the studio tonight and Kay said, yo, this is my new shit, dog. and press play. And it's fire?
Starting point is 00:57:16 It won't leave the studio. Nobody outside the walls of that studio will ever hear that story. But how would you feel? You'd be like, y'all, I was with this 30 years. Let me ask the question. You're not letting me talk.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Let him go. Let him go, Pete. You're ridiculous. I never thought I said it. Let him go. It's ridiculous to shit. Oh, hey, Jack. This thing is ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:57:39 It's out of pocket elbow. Beek, me, me, me. B-me-me-me-b-k. That dick style. Litt, they gave them work with a friend. Yo, crazy for life. Go get it.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Now, let me say you something. Get it. I forgot what I was going to say. That shit crazy. Y'all, let me tell you something. K come rap. After 30, you would be like,
Starting point is 00:58:08 okay, why you ain't do that 22? Why you ain't do that 30? Why you ain't do that 35? Why you didn't do it 40? You coming, it's timeless? Tommy. See, he looked guzzling. I think the hip-hop, I think it's 10 more 20, 30 years, we'd be honest.
Starting point is 00:58:25 We stuck right now because it's just brand new. It's 51. That's what I'm saying. I'm 51. Same age as hip-hop. You own the same age as hip-hop. You older than hip-hop. I was at SummerSlam.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Hold on, because you. You put up. You put on. Can you hear me? Can you answer a question? I'm going to give you honest. Can I ask you a... You're a fuck with this,
Starting point is 00:58:50 this, nigga. Can I ask you a question? He's a terrible human being. He shoots at me every day. I go home, my sister. I said, I said, a pound. And then it caught me again. I'm looking at the same.
Starting point is 00:59:03 This is my guy right here. You know, name 10, name five new niggas you like. I can't. Conversational. Name 10 new niggas, you know. I didn't give him a 10. I started with 10. I went down to 5.
Starting point is 00:59:20 And you just told me no new niggas, no old niggas got a shot. You don't even know the new niggas. You're correct. What I'm telling you is he don't even know the new niggins. He don't need him. Yeah, but I don't know what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Ask him too. He don't know. I don't even. Ask him to. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. Ask him too.
Starting point is 00:59:38 We didn't say he don't. Ask him too. We don't. None of us I started a kid. What did we consider a new shot? If you don't even know the young niggins. Nobody said old. Don't that mean something to the audience?
Starting point is 00:59:49 Nobody said old niggas don't have a shot. All I'm just saying is you don't know the young niggas, so you said, say, who got a shot? Stiles. Stiles. Who don't got a shot? Stiles. You don't get this loud when you with them two Jewish niggas on that podcast.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Not because y'all said some weird shit. Yes, I do. Yes. I actually do. Because you're fucking up hip-hop. No, we not, man. No, we're not, man. Yeah, he said we're fucking up hip-hop.
Starting point is 01:00:23 No, we not. Oh, see, he thought that shot slide that by us. Yo, your niggins gave him the fentanyl. Oh, shit. Hip-hop show. He-bop-1, dog. Scott Rizzie commercial. Go ahead, man.
Starting point is 01:00:37 You just a bad movie, man. Yo. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.
Starting point is 01:01:01 So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
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Starting point is 01:02:07 Smigel and friends on the eye heart. radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves. Their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context and ask the questions everybody wants answered. SportsClyce brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them.
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Starting point is 01:03:29 And she likes Clay. Listen, Lina Rabakina is arguably the best player in the world. right now. And I actually can win on any surface. Because if she's serving, well, good luck. Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. That 55 niggas going to have. We don't know young, no youngness, my nigga. Your crack, that 55 you're going to look like shit as well. He ain't going to be your state. He ain't
Starting point is 01:04:05 going to be him, him. Ham can't say who's the top five young niggas right now. Because they've been out for 30 years. Because they switch every five minutes. So how do you know? So how you can't say a nigga? We're talking about a one-shot wonder. I don't know how old.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Hell, hell, hell. What's your piece of what? Huh? It's just fucking hip-hop, bro. It's 51, bro. Hip-hop in general is 51, bro. Give me five names of young guy that's out right now popping or whatever you think is hot. You don't even.
Starting point is 01:04:36 fucking no. My shit is back. You don't know? Look around the room. And you want to tell me a old thing. How long you've been going? Stone God. There's nothing young or knew about
Starting point is 01:04:50 Stokeback. Yeah, everybody's name. How long they've been going? Danny, give me five, Danny. That guy is his name. They've been going for dumb long. She's like real hip-hop. Anybody in the room
Starting point is 01:04:59 get five. Five new niggers. That's right. With that one. With that one. With that one. One year, two years, five new niggas. Anybody.
Starting point is 01:05:12 You don't know. My point is, none of y'all niggas in this room know the new, hottest five fucking niggas and hip hop to say old niggas can't get it. How many young niggas got one hit wonders? How many young niggas is Michael Waze? Most of them. Are y'all crazy? No, most of them.
Starting point is 01:05:31 How many young niggas got one hit wonders that you never heard of again? They made one, two songs out of here. They went fucking multiple platinum, all kind of numbers. And where are they now? Let me tell you what I say, though. Let me tell you what I say. What are you talking about? It's good to be a one-hit wonder than to never have a hit.
Starting point is 01:05:54 These one-hit wonder dudes. Change your life. They get to go on the red carpet. They fuck famous bitches. They make money for a minute. They record is a hit forever. One-song a hit. One-hit one.
Starting point is 01:06:05 wonder is better than to never have a hit ever. Think about it. You wildest dreams, you're the hottest shit you walk into the party. Just bust the moon. You don't want the one in it, but. Hell no. 2006, old start. Just bust the moon.
Starting point is 01:06:24 Man. Just bust the moon. Bro. That's what it changed the life that once in. If you want that's your time. You got it all. Bust the move. I got the power.
Starting point is 01:06:34 Big record. Let's see if we agree on something. Is it better to be, hold up. I agree with you with that. Yeah, I love that. I'm not disagreeing with you on that. But all I'm telling you is, do we all come from hip-hop? Yes.
Starting point is 01:06:52 So you knew the singer, the dancer, the fighter, the lover, the poet, the rapper, the rapper, the rapper, the guy. The guy. Now the young boy nowadays, he's either he's official or he's not official. It's no in-between. They don't have their own pockets of anything. So how do you expect something to be in that era if we're not in that era? There's a bunch of young niggas
Starting point is 01:07:14 who don't know, they follow everything. We came up with our own lingo. You had your own lingo. Queens had their own lingo. Brooklyn had their own lingo. Staten Island had their own lingo. But from moving around, you got it grassroots. Now you get on the Internet
Starting point is 01:07:32 and everybody's lingo. is the exact same, and you pick up another lingo from where you're from. So how did you say this thing of ours is exactly the same thing of hours? It's no longer the same thing of ours. It's been commercialized. Them niggas get vegetables, though.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Yeah, man, I'm just saying. They get vegetables and brush their fucking teeth, man, and shit like that. Yeah, but young niggers do third-party drugs. They do third-party drugs. They do third-party drugs. They do third-party. So the average young men, if you're athletic,
Starting point is 01:07:59 he can't do 10 sets of 10. Oh, do what? Shit bad out here. The young average dude is either really athletic or non-athletic. It's no in-between. It's no in-between. It's like either he's strong and he
Starting point is 01:08:12 can't, and he can't it's no even in between. It's a lot of young dudes who never ate a green. That's a fact. They never had a home-cooked meal. A hot plate. That's a hot plate from McDonald's, pizzeria, chicken plates, a hot plate from
Starting point is 01:08:28 your mom, your wife, your aunt, somebody who will love you, home-cooked, boy, You know, a lot of them in sneakers, this loafers and sneakers. I don't know what the fuck is that shit. Get that shit out and fuck you. He said, fuck you. He said, fuck you for that shit.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Fucking fuck. He said, fuck you. He got me leaker. It's a leaker, bro. No, you got to stop. It's a loafer sneaker. You know more. I'm not fucking.
Starting point is 01:09:01 It's a leaker. It's a leaker. You pull a shit. Down. I would never. wearing, but it's a leaker. It's a leaker. It's a leaker. Nah, ain't fuck with those.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Come on. Me either. Respectfully, though. Do you think, God? They go with his job. Are there new balance? For how much he got to talk? They do with his balance, I can tell about a stitching right on. In his defense, the guy who owns those sneakers, he got to go get cracked, mad, diet, Pepsi's,
Starting point is 01:09:28 coffees with coffees with ice. They're new balance, though. Are they new balance? I would have got something else with it. I knew that much. I never knew I wasn't going to be able to say nothing. I never knew I was not going to be able to say something in this stuff. He got on Lakers.
Starting point is 01:09:43 These shit is emphatically known cipher. These shit. No, cipher. Yeah. Look at his face. I'll check your hand on that. Get in his face. You're saying, yo, I'm about to cry.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Enthatically. No, tears, yellow tape on this shit. Chalk them shit. I'm telling you right now, you my brother, you know, I love you. I'm telling you right now, you know, do not do this. Don't do this.
Starting point is 01:10:20 Don't do this ever in the war again. Yeah. You know, cameras, dog. Yo, crap, your camis right here. Look at the back. There's another guy on Instagram that he be judging the worst knickers ever. It's another guy.
Starting point is 01:10:33 I dare you. You do this shit here? It's comfortable. I wear a pair of ugs before. He had a camera bag. He threw a mess. Fuck out of it. No, you won't.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Nigga, I've been looking at them shit, Stahom. Yo, give me a diet Pepsi. I'm on the stuff. I need a diet. I ain't going to lie. I know why you put the pants on now. Pete, he got two felon.
Starting point is 01:10:58 He was up north. He's part. You see what I'm saying? He's giving me corporate criminals. Who knew where you? was coming from, no, beloved. Ha-ah! He got on leakers.
Starting point is 01:11:08 He got the leakers. He got the sneakers. He ain't letting the sneakers wear him. When I grew up, there was a store called Buster Browns. Those shit's are Buster. Buster Browns. You know what those are? Loafers.
Starting point is 01:11:20 They new balance. Tom McKayette. Nofers. Yo, you got the Tom McCann. Leaker Dofer. He got on Leaker Nofers. They're Leaker Nofers. They're Leaker Nofers.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Leaker Nofers. is the best way to describe them. Very rare you get the whistle on this show. Leak or no force. Yo. Yeah. Very rare you get the whist. What kind of shit is those, yo, he is not allowed in this place.
Starting point is 01:11:52 I need those. You got to get you that ice corkis. I expect to get back with ice corky with. Yo. No, I'm not going to lie. He's comfortable. They look crazy. They're comfortable.
Starting point is 01:12:04 He came with a good paint quick with those, man. He's moving quick. He's bought a cake for his birthday. We make sure he- I ain't going to lie. I ain't going to lie. I'm not saying this. They was not a sightful.
Starting point is 01:12:18 He's the worst look, most comfortable foot in the building. Game of a war. You look most comfortable foot. Enthatically not a life. Most look, best foot. Yeah, you're not random out of here. He went in the bathroom to wipe his joints. He went in the bathroom to polish.
Starting point is 01:12:37 You murdered. He went to get a Diet Pepsi. You oozy. Yo, he dissed his shoes. This took him on a mission where he need his feet to move fat. Watch how quick he comes back with the dive. Or he might take slow just because you killed his joints. Nosephus.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Some shit stairs is slightly beyond whatever's in the glitie. That shit. You know, I got to do rest of peace. The eye ain't shake. Man, he passed away. He can pass away. Perhaps a couple of days. Perhaps a little something.
Starting point is 01:13:07 Yeah, perhaps. Farm the table. Perhaps a couple days. Farm the table. Nah. I ain't sheked out the, not long. Dang. So they just posted it down the day.
Starting point is 01:13:18 Cocaine? No, no. Must have been the day he died the other day. And mercy. I seen it. Yeah. Well, he was on my timeline. I seen that too.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Rest of peace, I ain't she. Farmacy for life. What's the weed you? both again. Strings for what? What's that? Rays for life. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:13:38 That's the boobonic chronic. You niggas is smoking that shit. 3547 Broadway. You know the story about Iron Sheet. You know, tell me. We seen them. We in Texas. I'm with a bunch of Mexican guys.
Starting point is 01:13:53 They drink in Hennessy all that. Iron Sheik walked out. I grew up to the Iron Sheets. I, ha, ha, thank you, good buddy. No, thank you, buddy. Thank you, good buddy. What you did to him? What had you?
Starting point is 01:14:09 That brother got the Johnny B.C. Clentas on. He got the Togneau Bcletas on. Oh, shit, the Tanya Bici Cletta. He got the Tonea Bici Clataz on, d'I. He got the Tony Obisci Clataz on, d'I. We're in the hotel, we say a Marriott or something, and it's just me, a bunch of Mexican. They smoke and they drink in Hennessy
Starting point is 01:14:33 and the Iron Sheik walked by I think it was like Summer Slam or some shit And he said hey guys perhaps Sunson to drink Oh shit everybody was hyped They gave him a little something to drink He'd come back like an hour later They smoking blunts and they said hey guys perhaps
Starting point is 01:14:52 Sunsings just smoke Oh ice cheek they let them off gave me shit y'all He came back 30 minutes later Hey guys Perhaps stunting for the nose? Yo. You wanted that candy. Farm the table.
Starting point is 01:15:09 Farm the table. I farmed the table. I begged them. I said, y'all don't give the iron sheek, please. They was like, yo, we can go get it. I said, don't get the iron sheik this stuff. I wasn't ready for that one. Yo, perhaps stunting for the nose.
Starting point is 01:15:24 A little sunding for the nose. I had a guy one time. I can't tell you who. Who? Not this one. But I had a guy one time I was asking him to do an event
Starting point is 01:15:36 and for four years they kept saying no so I go there he says perhaps unzazee table I said huh? Spanish, Puerto Rican I said what?
Starting point is 01:15:47 He was like perhaps unsda Z table I said Unzzi table he said yeah Unzzi table
Starting point is 01:15:57 I said okay I went in the truck gave the new tank grand and then we pulled off something I always wanted to do my whole life, but he wanted it, Unzzi table. I promised my man that he was his mentor, I would
Starting point is 01:16:13 never say his name, so I got to keep that got to go with me. He wanted unsda. Unzdy table. Shut out Willie Colon, Living Legend, Salsa Singer, passed away. I really don't give a fuck. Who he voted for? I don't care.
Starting point is 01:16:29 What he was thinking? Where he did Bronx Sousa. They invented Sousa. They took it to the next level. Him, Hector Laval. These guys, La Fania, these guys just beat on. God forbid, I don't even want to tell you.
Starting point is 01:16:45 It was like James Brown passing or Stevie Wonder is that he's that legend, right? He died maybe a week or two ago. You know, you know, right now everybody got something to say. You know, they was like, yo, I heard he was voting for Trump this. I don't give a fuck. man. All power from Wu-Tang.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Rest out. Yeah, rest in peace. Yeah, yeah. No, that was my guy. Power? Require, my, you know, my brother had a whole Wu-Tang. But power, we had, like, a certain understanding. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:17:21 Like, I mean, the man, he's a man's man as solid as they come. Good, dude. That right there, um, Fuck me up, man. Powerful Mutane. He's special, special, special. If you had the, if you had the chance to ever vibe with him
Starting point is 01:17:40 or talk with him or ever fucking have him in your life, you're just so blessed. And very rare. 2026, a guy who didn't want the spotlight. A guy who wasn't all in the videos. A guy who wasn't out there acting like, y'all, I'm powerful mutton.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Pretty young, too, right? How was it? They're 51, and he caught so much love passing away. I'm still posting him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it. I love him. You know what I'm saying? He's a man, power for Putin, a different kind of guy.
Starting point is 01:18:13 55. 55? I think he's 51. Yo, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful guy. Power is one of them. And damn, shit, motherfucker die every week now. Hell yeah. For sure.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Every day. And you know, we know people. We know so many people because we're famous. So we always said, I was in the fucking Pistol P was hosting some shit. Shout out to everybody, Jersey City. I was up in there with him and I was telling them. I was just like, yo, this is like, man, just dying every day. It was that word God.
Starting point is 01:18:49 I said, no. I said, I must know so many people that I keep watching people on my time. Like, if we're going to go there, we go Big Mike from Atlanta. and he died last month. Big Mike were? Man. No. Big Mike from Atlanta passed away.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Who is going? Not, not Mike. But Big, no. Michael Watts passed too. Not Big Mike. Probably those in him sometimes. I don't know. Big Mike used to be with T.I.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Yeah. But before he was with Tia and him, I know this guy since the 90s. He was one of the most beautiful guys I ever knew in my life. Big Mike, man. He was a special guy. He passed away, but too many people we know, because we everywhere.
Starting point is 01:19:35 Too many people we know keep passing away. And as you getting older, it's like, before I used to tell kids, before it was like niggas died over gunshots or stab wounds or whatever, now it's like diabetes, high blood pressure. You're hearing like old kind of stuff that they're dying from, right? It ain't the same as like this violence no more. Me personally, I've been diabetic since I was 12 or 14, some shit like that. So now, you see, I never wanted to do that.
Starting point is 01:19:59 do this, but I'm going to tell you, there's a patch. It's called Libre 3. I know myself. You're talking about meal planning. I know I'm too disciplined. And whatever I do, that's why we're number one, brother. I told you we're coming in here to take these motherfuckers out
Starting point is 01:20:15 the game. I'm too disciplined. When I lock on you like a fucking pit bull, you're done. So with this diabetes, my sugar was a little bit hot. I went through the patch. My shit is I'm like a teenager, my shit.
Starting point is 01:20:31 My shit 80 to 120. Y'all better go get that Libre. If you were diabetic and I don't get no money for them, it's not a sponsor. I'm telling you, go get that Libre 3 because it has saved your life. I feel like I just caught 20 years. I swear to God.
Starting point is 01:20:50 Because my shit was out of control. Because you think it's a pass connected to your phone and it lets you know of your shit at high or low. Me, I don't play. that shit. So now I got the past shit come on my phone. My shit is A1. Like, because I know I'm not going to eat no shit to go wild out or no shit. Like, I'm just
Starting point is 01:21:09 I was mad because I knew I ain't going to be able to cheat no more. No cookies, no this, no bread, no rice, no this. I knew it. Once I threw it on. I got to do it. Can I throw this in there? Yes. I hear you. Shout out. Love is love. Your brother, your partner over there. He said, oh, so. on the daily that helps with that also. Weigrass.
Starting point is 01:21:33 And I ain't doing shit. You get, you send me everything you got. Yo, you're right. I do. I'm just telling them. I'm just telling the people the other mess. That week, man. I just want to drink 30 pills of Stiles P.
Starting point is 01:21:46 Every fucking day. All I want to do is talk to the poor people. Yo, she, they got me on the shit already. It's some poor people. It's some poor people who can't afford all that. It's like a football field. It's good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:59 So you got to take a little wheat grass, drink greens and duck sugar. If you don't have it to buy this shit. Yeah, you got a duck sugar. He ain't like slender or nothing like that? No, not a duck sugar. He's saying duck it. You think he'd be talking about duck sugar. You know, I mean duck?
Starting point is 01:22:15 You thought it's a such thing as duck sugar. You mean duck like what? Like avoid it, avoid it. Gunshot. Avoid it. Tree sugar like a gunshot. Drey sugar like a gunshot. Dug sugar, rich.
Starting point is 01:22:25 That's how I do it. Yeah, you got to treat sugar like a gunshot. Duck it. It's a duck that produces sugar. Dunk the sugar shot. Looking good. Let's go, crack. Let's go, crack.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Let's go, crack. Let's go. Let's go. I mean, y'all are people. Y'all are people, so we got to give them both. No, we got to tell them. Dup sugar. You got to drink greens.
Starting point is 01:22:55 If you ain't got no money, dark sugar, it drinks. Greens. They got some shit that won't spike your shit, duck. I'm thinking you're the gifted child.
Starting point is 01:23:06 I'm thinking you're the smartest nigga in the hemisphere. You got some new shit. I'm just part of the ethos. You got lay low off of sugar. Eat more greens. No, I'm just saying if you don't have money, hold on.
Starting point is 01:23:20 Let me be clear. If you don't have money and you're a diabetic and you don't have money and you can't buy Western residents. And you don't have insurance, you don't have a doctor. You don't have any, which camera? If you don't have money, you don't have insurance, you don't have a doctor and you have diabetes.
Starting point is 01:23:43 Duck sugar. I mean, treat sugar like a gunshot. Get out the way of it. Sugar's your enemy. Let them know. Duck white food. White potato. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:53 White rice. White potato. White potato. White flour. White bread. That's your enemy. All that turns into sugar. You can take a fucking pretzel.
Starting point is 01:24:03 You can eat a lot of this stuff you like is what you're cooking it in. That's fucking it off. Yeah, you cook. If you switch what you cook this shit in there, help you. Can you lie, guards. I don't even want to tell y'all something, but. Yo. Can't lie, gods.
Starting point is 01:24:21 What happened? Garzi's stuck. It is what it is. Restaurants, man. Like, you know, the other day we ate up. ate some Jamaican food. My shit went off. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, be.
Starting point is 01:24:32 I had some Spanish shit. That she said, beep, beep, beep, with no rice. With no rice, potato, none of that shit. Unfortunately, when we in the hood restaurants, they got to be what they cook it. I ate no carbs. And my shit was going,
Starting point is 01:24:47 B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, like, I don't know how they made it. That's what they cooked it. And I love it. Good point. But that shit was on. It's right. And the two,
Starting point is 01:24:57 Only two times. Three months I got the shit on. Only two times this shit rang off. And it rang off for Jamaican and it ran off with Spanish food. And I did not eat. Cause. I did not eat.
Starting point is 01:25:10 That meant it was what they cooked in. I did not eat nothing. No bread, no, none of that shit like that. And my shit rang off. They cooking that shit with the yali yali. You know, the Utiwati. Then they snatched shit by the papar rites. I'm done.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Every time I got a fucking... We got a new lockser. We got new music. We got a lot song. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name? Huge news.
Starting point is 01:25:46 We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special.
Starting point is 01:26:01 So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
Starting point is 01:26:25 And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL, late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
Starting point is 01:27:01 We do some retirement homes. Those people are starting. carving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in.
Starting point is 01:27:22 I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines. We go straight to the source, the athlete themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear. The laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight real. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports Slice on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo SlicLife 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis, and I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs, and on the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on Clay. Jenchian went. I mean, she went down at three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted.
Starting point is 01:28:27 She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay. Listen, Lina Rabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now. and I actually can win on any surface. Because if she's serving, well, good luck. Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 01:28:48 Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. Break me? Play it. Oh, fuck that, man. New lockspins. We know when this shit. I'm a lot. What happens when you play?
Starting point is 01:29:03 When we play here, it's out of control. Millions of views. New song. New single. What you want me to lie to you? Artists are coming on you. Shout out my homie, we are artists that don't even want to
Starting point is 01:29:15 interview. They're like, yo, can I sit there and play my new song? You don't fake this out too. Fendi came in here and fake did the show, huh? He forced us to agree with him. He just wanted the promo. Hell of it. It worked like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:29:32 He just came up and he just came up here and started to talk about it. We knew nothing. We don't know what the fuck he was talking about styles. I love Fendi for that. He probably sat on here and said zinc, fiber. Is that? Whatever the fuck he said he got out of here, he got a promo. Doug sugar.
Starting point is 01:29:51 He's dark sugar. I need a fake one of these who haven't made this. You won't use the pony. No, I'm one pony. $5,000. $5.00.1. jaded kids spending a million dollars. I don't find that.
Starting point is 01:30:04 I haven't spent another down with him. He didn't reason I went to the gym. That pony shit, huh? Everybody complimented that pony shit. They had to kill a pony, then they had to die in blue. That's sad. That hurts my heart. Suppose I tell you it was a ground hog.
Starting point is 01:30:27 I don't know what this shit is. Can we hear this new locks? I don't even know what it is. You think I'm fried. Here, right? Whatever it is playing a lot. Understand. It's not about the size of your circle.
Starting point is 01:30:39 Oh, yeah. It's a lot, John. It's about the Lord to that city. You see, that's got to stop a squad that's dedicated to fighting for the same mission. Focused on the same vision. Hear that Rick. Does your circle got that type of commitment? Are they happy to you get it?
Starting point is 01:30:53 Or is it the more you do better, the more than love gets distant. I told my brothers from the jump, I got love for you both. And all them niggies looking up to us is watching our growth. And all them hating motherfuckers, not even close. And all that money on the gram, they show is not what they gross. Got a nice family at home, but that's not who they post. Ain't too many real niggas like us left on the coast. You know, New York.
Starting point is 01:31:14 I'm supposed to make you proud, now I hate me. If I ain't around, pray for me, I'm hearing bullshit lately. Why this energy feels so funny. Like you lent the nigger rock a fella start-up money. When you was moving weight, you ain't know a nigger. Now every time we talk, you call me big bro. I was ready, but you didn't want to show a nigga. So we're going to keep it like that from the get-go.
Starting point is 01:31:34 I ain't smoking, I ain't drinking what you at my show. You can't get close enough to find out what you need to know, nigga. Oh, the film is changing. Try and all right. When friends turn into fake. You can't stop the stranger. I'm expecting to flip. I never take it personal.
Starting point is 01:32:06 I'm accepting the shit. Yeah, I tried to give them Jews. They neglected the shit. Never put me in a place of holding weapons and shit. Yeah, I'm living off experience. Told you, I'm a Jedi. I can smoke a J and touch the top of the pyramids Fuck with the Trinity died dead serious I still remember the oath I'm not delirious
Starting point is 01:32:24 Group never broke up this game you could soak up before rap we kept straps and blue coke up Know you heard the stories couple niggas was poked up fuck about your money my nigger Hold your loka Yeah is it love if it ain't love it's bigger than dirty money your bank stubs Show your niggas loyalty think us above number one when you rank That shit breaks it's hard. It sounds good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:54 You could all leave. They'd have seen us. I thought that things would never change. Our dreams turned to reality then came to a halt. It was part of the business, though. It wasn't our fault. Times got darker. We just got brighter.
Starting point is 01:33:16 The love got faker. And we just got tighter. Back against the wall. Shit. We was all fighters. Hustle all day. Studio. All night.
Starting point is 01:33:23 We were skipping class, chipping in for gas, 89 regular, et cetera, et cetera. Nobody else got us. We got us. Money can't divide us. We came from the riders. Drop the soft in the pot, the hard rises. GPS start acting up, then guard gazes. Yep, I catch a bullet for my niggas.
Starting point is 01:33:43 If I got it and I up it, I'm going to pull it for my niggas. Yeah. If they're around, then I know I'm covered. Real brothers and our mothers really know each other. Oh, oh, still. Still, still. Yeah, no, still. Right there.
Starting point is 01:33:59 No, no, no. Absolutely. That's what we. Yeah, Mike, Greg. Yeah, Mike Greg. Yes, sir. Hey. Never changed.
Starting point is 01:34:11 Never changed. Never change. That's all, yeah. Nice song, Brick. My man, Brick. Yes, it is, Brick. Nice one, Rick. We got another one?
Starting point is 01:34:26 We got one for? Uh, a me and bow joint. Played us. That's just out. Down right in here. It's right in. This room is... It's a good room.
Starting point is 01:34:38 I tell you this, though. If it is a simulation, be the real motherfucker in that motherfucker. You know? Yeah. It's really wicked what money do. When you can see what the money do. We got a skirt in the purse and they gossip a lot.
Starting point is 01:34:58 That's the same shit that the honey's do. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's different. Maybe I'm bugging, maybe I'm tripping. Thought I was sturdy, maybe I'm slipping. But back then, you did the selling, not the sniffing. Something went wronged up in the kitchen. Nowadays, they're doing both.
Starting point is 01:35:15 My generation four, we needed to keep the close. But you see, you can't see when you're pushing the B and the money came from the key. The blind and the death and the dumb can't guide you. You get to become a hallway idol. I know I got PTSD. I know talking to myself taking easy s p's praying to the Lord can you please protect me don't let the fuck boy shoot me all the D's and rest sweet yeah now that's a hustler's prayer
Starting point is 01:35:41 gotta say that you should get the fuck out of there fuck out of there you think the streets is lit nah nigger the beach is lit phone whip nice watch east of fit you at the table know who you feasting with bad vibe give you a stomach ain't never stay in the place if you can't put your gun away Married to the streets when I'm letting the brides run away I could tell you I Because I could tell you how Your man will tell your girl a slide You just got the game twisted like curly fries
Starting point is 01:36:13 The streets will turn you to fast food You a monkey playing with bad boons Niggas told you that cash rules School of Harknocks you was playing the wrong class list Or maybe you just skip it Niggas do you the Jews Maybe you just missed it New Book of Gia
Starting point is 01:36:30 out here you're not listed but don't sweat what the critical things this is God's pen it's written in the visible eight nigga yeah like a 36 ball some shit like that right
Starting point is 01:36:46 yeah all 30 that's shit hard like a 36 40 30 I don't I can't do 36 20 20 20 I can't do 36
Starting point is 01:36:56 20 20 yeah no bills new project so times you did Scott yeah it's no formula
Starting point is 01:37:03 there's no No, I loved it. I'm just saying me personally, I'll be like... Too much? Straight to the hook. You know, I'm free, you know, my shit. I'm dipping in and out. I love how you cook, bro.
Starting point is 01:37:18 You know what I'm saying? Cook crap. Yeah, I'm in and out. Cook, go. Shout out the Kiss Cafe. Go get yourself some coffee. Please do. I'm almost ready for my rewind.
Starting point is 01:37:32 I'm ready for my rewind. Rewinded 10. And you get my rewind, Rick. CBS, Sally. Go get it. Rewinded $10. How do you say the rum? So chrisa,
Starting point is 01:37:45 Roque. Puerto Rican rum. Whenever you want to drink rum, you got to drink this one. It's the smoothest shit. Smoothest rum you ever drink. And everybody we sell would give a dollar back
Starting point is 01:37:56 to every mom's and pops. To moms and pops, businesses in Puerto Rico. That's dope. We help that. You know, shit is crazy. You know what happened? in Puerto Rico right now.
Starting point is 01:38:04 I don't know if y'all nobody. Bad Bunny tried to make a movie in Puerto Rico and they told them no. Why? What? These politicians ain't shit, my name. These politicians ain't shit.
Starting point is 01:38:17 The man did his own tour in Puerto Rico generated $400 million dollars to Puerto Rico. Just went to the Super Bowl and rebuilt the whole Puerto Rico in the halftime. You know why?
Starting point is 01:38:29 They can't accept power. Did you see this? You know why? They can't accept The power is bigger than their power. That's true, U.F. They try to sue bad money because he put the guy's house
Starting point is 01:38:40 and the guy, he bigged him up in the Super Bowl. The guy's suing them for putting his house on the Super Bowl. Yo, bro. You know what's somebody who I hate that? Yo, I don't even want to give ideas that one of these shits I got sued for. It's out of this world, but I don't want to give ideas.
Starting point is 01:38:58 I've been a few times myself. Stay out the way. Let me tell you something. The man, bad bunny, but he's done for Puerto Rico. I'm going to be out there and shoot, shoot my shot and say, I don't think that ever was a Puerto Rican, that ever did Puerto Rico like that. Ever, Super Bowl biggest show in the world.
Starting point is 01:39:23 He paid, I think, 62 million they told me to make that set out of his own pocket to make it look like Puerto Rico. He said the man's still in the business. It's the bullshit. It's crazy, dog. You know, but they ain't give them permission, man. You know, the governor of Puerto Rico or whatever these politics. That let me know it's corruption in Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 01:39:48 Whatever that governor is thinking, stopping bad money from doing it. You say he got to go to Santa de Mingo to do it now. That don't even make sense. Yo, this ain't that? That ain't this. It's cracking kiss. Make some noise for the locks, brother. Thanks for having us. Thanks for having us.
Starting point is 01:40:09 You guys come up whenever you want. Y'all own this shit. Y'all come up in here. It's been a blessed. Anytime. You know, Remy ain't come yet. I tell her the same thing. I keep burping up the sweet.
Starting point is 01:40:22 I ain't going to lie yet. Everybody got to take golf one day. Let us some Remy hold it down. I love that. Y'all be the guest. And y'all be the guest. I love it. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin.
Starting point is 01:40:42 And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
Starting point is 01:41:28 We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. And nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where SportsSlice comes in.
Starting point is 01:41:48 I'm Timbo. And every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headline. And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves. Their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:42:08 And for more, follow Timbo Slic Life 12 in the TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Winning on Clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know.
Starting point is 01:42:20 I competed there for decades. Join me, Renee Stubbs, on the Renee Stubbs' tennis podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garros. She's an outsider to win the French win.
Starting point is 01:42:33 And she likes Clay. Listen, Lina Rubakina is arguably the best player in the world right now and actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcasts on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports.

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