The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - The Game, Fat Joe & Jadakiss talk 50 Cent beefs, Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake & more (PART 1)

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by Compton legend The Game in one of the biggest episodes of Joe and Jada to date. They dig into the story behind Game's falling out with 50 Cent due to his loyalty to Joe, Jada, and Nas, who had all been involved in beefs with 50. The Game also breaks down the making of "Hate It Or Love It," why Jada and The Lox were such an inspiration to him despite living on opposite coasts, what he meant when he name-dropped Kendrick Lamar on his latest mixtape Gangsta Grillz: E.M.N.T – The Credits, and why he could only sit back and watch the beef between Kendrick and Drake like the rest of us. Joe and Jada is now STREAMING ON NETFLIX! All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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every show legendary, every show iconic. We crushing shit, All-Star 2026, live from L.A. When you think of today's guests, we think of bars, you think of lyricism,

you think of controversy, you think of a hell of a father. Somebody was very opinionated. Somebody's, Lawy. Lawyue. You think of, you think of hip-hop. You know what I mean?

He bleeds hip-hop. You think of album sales. You think a debut, they duct tape him to a rocket ship on his debut. You think if somebody was able to be, work under conglomerate status. And, you know what I mean? You think of West Coast. You think of Compton.

You take it easy eat. You think it's one of the goats, one of the greatest rappers are all the time. For our guest today, my brother, the gay. Make some noise. Jesus. Come on. You all reach across the thing. Come on a fucking goat-like.

You know what's crazy is, and I don't want to fuck up my shit, but I just, because you're crazy. But a lot of crazy. Today I feel a lot of crazy. No, no, he's crazy. He calls me. He calls me right after. I do the show at Yankee stay and we said, yo, they put a drug dealer on the

field. That thing is crazy, yo. They got a drug, do they know who they put on the Yankee game before? I can't believe it when you get to these, like, when you reach these heights, they'd be like, yeah,

show fat, chill fat, show fat, no more than you're not fat. It used to be fat. You know what I'm saying? Thank God. You look good. Who used to say. You're a man.

That's what you used to be fat, I'm going to take my hoodie off. Because look, you're doing amazing, by the way. You're doing, like, me and Kess, we still way down here, right? A little bit, a little bit. You, you don't. No, no, you got, no, you got, you got, you, Snoop, like, your friends with Mark Stewart. You got those.

And he's been kind of, yeah, your friends, you got different. I'm a lucky guy. No, look, they see you coming, and they see nice guy. And me, I see Joe Kraft. He called me from Yankees. Yo, they put a Trump deal on the field. What kind of shit is this? This is my connection.

Yeah. It's rationaled. Yeah. Yo. That's the damn. That's all you thought up. How about you finished your set and then had to go do a deal after he had to go. You know, crack is like, you like Tommy and Ghost Mix.

You like the real characters. This niggis doing TV shows about you. That's so great. You know what to cut you off. That's one of the things that I do love. about hip-hop. We got success stories and people who didn't finish high school

this and that is a large percentage of rapists who can't read. We tell you the wildest shit you ever heard in your life and I'm gonna say it here. My daughter's into golf and she said, Dad, as he's into golf, she's in some rich golf shit and she's like, Dad,

do you have a friend? Billy Dance from MOP, M.O.P. MASS out Possi? He golfs at my golfs. I said Who Billy shit? Yo, Billy Ditz, play golf.

I said, you know who they are? He was like, hey, says one of your best friends for many years. He plays golf in my country club. This,

I see, what the fuck? Shout out to my brother, Billy. You never know hip-hop, but take it this far. A lot of success stories. I seen somebody do what I did

or what he did. I've seen Jim Jones tell the world the crack he know. And I saw that and I said, that's right. Somebody else knows. Somebody else, you know what it is. Proud of you.

Thank you, my brother. You know, we had Jalen Rose yesterday. He's about to start talking about how I say, you know, I saved this life in Miami. He said it, but they were sticking them up. In the morning they had him like this. Sticking them up, the Zos, I stopped, the Rose Royce came on to say, yo, he with me.

They was like, hook crack. I was like, he with me. They was like, for real, his jewels is already in their hands and all like. I was like, yo, Jaylor, get in my car. Because, you know, I don't even trust like real criminals. Like, they'll stop for a second. You turn the corner. They'll fucking rob the nigga anyway.

I said, I said, I gave my call with me. And I drove off. He was saying it yesterday. He said it. Okay, beloved. You know, they, yo, they say, I'm a hallucinator. I'm a liar. I'm a capper.

Get it. Yo, they said it. See it out of the drool. Hey, they got like a. fucking, they got a lying or hallucinating Mount Rushmore. I wasn't on it. No, no, you're on it. Was it?

It's me, you, Jim Jones, and who else? They said, we're the liars of all time. No, no, we're the, sweet God. It is. They said, yes. You know how they do this shit. Yeah, the Rushmore's. No.

R-speed game. Jim Jones and somebody else, you win at everybody. Yeah. You still go at everybody. Yeah, recently you tampered with a little Kendrick Lamar. I'm the best rapper for Taw. I don't think that was a great. I don't think that was it.

Can we get the band-ass? I'm not going to lie. If somebody asks Kis who's the best rapper from New York and you don't say yourself, our friendship gets different. Yeah, you ain't. Same go for you. One of the greatest rap. Nah, I just get money.

So I don't give a fuck. You can keep the best rapper from New York. If we're talking about, all right, so look. But you are definitely. top your goat and you should be considered one of the greatest rapists in that list because you've been

spitting it. Nobody can rhyme like you game that's the fucking truth. I'm on the hallucination Mount Rushmore so I can't. There ain't no flowers on there. It's just all right. After the cyber world you created two games because you crash out when you want to you support, you do whatever

all of that shit. I don't count the cyber But when you in album bowed You recorded That's a whole other game That they can't They can It's undeniable You hear that

You're undeniable He can never say No one of verses alone Ken we don't give a fuck about what Nobody thinks And nobody's out here Everybody knows you're one of the nicest niggas ever lived

And you're lawyer All right So let's just go I keep This the second time I said that We got the positive guy With the word We're gonna engage

engagement. Don't blow his time. I'm not my loyalty, too. I don't mean to cut you off because that's... I was about to tell you about your loyalty. I'm not saying about you. But you tell me. No, look, bro, look. When I came in the game, I'll tell your story that nobody knows. It said,

me and him, and then I'll get to you in a minute. Kiss came to the W, bro. Before I had an album out, he came to the W. He picked me up. He took me to YO. This is Yonkers for your kids and TV men. We jumped in the Beamer truck. I was so amazed that he had a beamer truck, I wasn't on like that yet.

He had the super Timberlands on, not just the regular Thames from the joint. The ones Jadicus's foot is in these temps. You get what I'm saying? No, from a nigger from Compton who was trapping when fuck the frail. Shit came out. Because when the coat come in, they got to use the scales, then they weigh the whales. I'm in Compton when I heard that. And I was like, what?

Play it back Nickets So that Jadikas came and got me From the W hotel When I first got on Bro Took me to Yio

We was in the studio We hung out We went to the bodega We was all up in the joint I got to ask One of my favorite Lyruses about some shit And kicking with him

All day We need to send you back To the double And are you Mr. Used to be fat show The shit The shit that we

The way you embrace me When I came in Being from here and just giving me love, bro, you had my back, he gave me everything I needed to survive on the East Coast. So that's why, like, you two niggas is not here. But you two niggas is part of the reason I got kicked out the group. I'm not going to lie.

A nigger told me that this is for the world. The nigger told me, Frankie had beef with Fat Joe and Kiss and Nas. If I'm lying up, fucking flying. I said, this nigga just picked me up. four months ago, five months ago. There's no way I'm turning my back with him. And if we're talking about cracking, nigga, no way.

So I guess I got to leave the group, nigga, about my friendship. Then years past, we go to... That is a fucking fact. That's why I keep yelling loyal because you refused to turn... Even though that was your guy... Yo, months later,

not months later, years later. You know, we... We get older. We get early onset dimension and shit. You know what I'm saying? But look, later on, I see Joe in 50 squash shit. Yo, son, look, I'm like, no waiter friends. But this is not the old Joe.

Hold on. You in L.A., Joe. This is not the old Joe. This is the Aziz Malam's father. He's changed. He's a different guy. Right? So I say, you know what? Crack is burying the hatchet.

But I'm at home, and I'm seeing it, I was like, oh, okay, well, damn. I don't know how I feel about that, but I'm your brother forever. But I don't know. I'm going to give me a chance. You was upset when that squash. I wasn't upset. I was just like, how. Now, guys, these young men don't know, but we have an honorable guest in the house.

and slide that chair right here. We have the positive brother D1 in the audience and we're going to be bringing them in and out of this episode. Could be here, brother. Hurry up. By the way, he's saying, you don't got no mic. We got to put a mic on the spot right now.

It's too late for that. But you can speak into the shirt. The positive brother, if y'all don't know the positive brother. Hold up. Hold on it. He's like when they do the sign language and shit on the day. That's what he's doing the day. Brother, when you,

in your educated, positive mind. Would you say that was positive for hip-hop when Fat Joe and 50-6 squash, a beef that could have people... Hey, that's what hip-hop needs more of. Seriously. And anybody that's a grown man that wants to keep beef gone,

they can do better. They can do better, bro. And they wouldn't want their kids that are in private schools and living in gated communities to be out there involved. and some daily beef. So why would they want their favorite rappers

still to be their ops? So where you got to see somebody on the airplane and pillows getting thrown and people about to get kicked off planes. We are grandfathers at this point. Back to your seat, Dick.

How long we're going to be using you two out? I'm not going to lie. I was like, I was like, war and a woman. Back to the feet of your state. I'm not going to lie. I got him in the flight. When you get,

when he put it that way, he has a point. He has a point. Yeah. Well, I was just, that was just me just poking fun at you, man. It's all good. But if you know anything about 50, I can say this because that was my, that was my friend. And we were in a fucking group that he allowed me to be in and get in early. And 50 is a genius.

He's a fucking asshole. He's a troll. One day, me and 50, we're just going to go behind his fingers like brothers and just, I got to get it in with him just one time to see if he really built like that. What? I fuck with him. So, no, I'm just going to. Kiss, I'm just saying. I feel you.

Today, there's no game. There's no game in fixing anything. And you know. You say one thing. You, you, I always say, no, no. I squashed it because you're a little further than me in the West Coast. And I don't know if you know D, one of you two young or you too old, but we really put in that work. And I knew that I was going to go to jail or I was going to get killed over that beef.

I knew it. And everybody else who had beef with them were standing back like, oh, these nicks, they're going to kill each other when they see each other. And they were like, yo, let me just fall back enough

and let Joe run into them because I know what's about to happen. So I knew I was going to jail. I knew I was going to get killed. The thing I say is the biggest fuck-up or the biggest mistake, and I know you did it for us

the hip-hop history, is that duo of 50 cents And the game, that was one of the, that was Snoop and Trey. That was one of the greatest duels. You never missed that? You never said one day to yourself, damn. We would have kept making the illest music ever create.

I wonder if 50 cent thinks that. When he comes on the show, I ask him to, but I'm asking you, did you ever, I don't want to say regret, but did you ever say, damn, we could have just smashed the whole game? I never said it once. You know what I said? I said, and I'll tell you what else I said once. I said, I'm not going to, I don't give a fuck who it is. I would have told my mama this.

Mom, I'm sorry. Kiss, before I met him, was my nigga. You know, he's my first member of a, you know, if I got to rank the lots on three, you know, it's kiss. And then it's, I love styles, right? I love him to death. But it's kiss, sheik is a fucking wild. car so I liked it and they need mommy and myself

with voice and like a leader and like you know every every group no matter what the fuck now I've always respected that about you you stood on that and you I was righting you here yeah I'm telling you here I'm a little kissing the eye bro

I sat there 24 years old bro and I could not go against our friendship I wasn't going to do that and it wasn't about no I didn't care number one we was young too but I didn't give a fuck I really appreciate Did you come in and grab me, taking me to Wyo and giving me experience that I can never forget, bro. I couldn't, it happened before the other shit happened.

So I could not go against that. You, I know that I never knew that that was the real reason. Oh, no, that's the real thing. You just said me, you know, our relationship would you have with me and how he felt about crack. Me, just saying, fuck it, it. No, no, no, he said it. I always thought it was some others. No, no, no, no.

You got on the radio. Hey, yo. Game said, if you want me to go, I'm not going on. Hey, crack. Tell them what I said on. Lord.

You see him all the time. It's him. He did his Yale now, because you, I think you crazy. Hey, yo, Crap.

Crap. Well, what I say on the radio. Games say anything on the earth. Drake, well, Drake from Koola, they love.

They don't love. They worship games. So any time I think he's tweaking in a while and not at me to anybody. They go, yo, crack. You know, that man's, that man got that beef over you and kissed. And I'd be like, damn, sometimes I got to stand next to game.

Even when you're not there, you don't even know. I'm arguing it. He ain't got to go down. Just because I'm like, yo, I got to stay next to you. I knew somebody. He passed you with crazy. He put his nose. I'm crazy.

He's, yo. Oh, I'm for having it dead to you for how crazy. I never knew that. It's kind of like you had to. You know, every time I'm like... You don't crash out. You had to get out of the group anyway. I thought you knew, though.

Nah, really? Oh, you said it. We talked about. Loud and clear, no, no, no. You said it to the world. I didn't have to know that. I said that. No, he said that long.

Nigas. When that shootout went down, the last thing he stuck before the shootout. And we might got a bigger bone to pick with Flex because he set me up with the, question. The nigger ain't get at me.

Flex was like, so, you know, Ficky got beef with KISS, he got beef with Nause, he got beef with Joe. I said, now, I, I, I cut them all. I was like,

nah, they're non-negotiable. Ficky heard it and said, it went on 105 and said, yeah, game ain't in the group. I didn't feel no way about it happened

on the way to live. Hey, it happened the same day, nigga. Yeah, yeah. One day. Ew. Oh, on one of the coldest nights

in New York. I kid you never knew that? Frozen. Your kiss, you ain't know that? I knew that my whole life. Hey, kids, look up the night of, look up the night of the shootout, one of the coldest nights in New York ever.

I kid you not. I'm gonna look it up. Joe gave me like, he still paid for my bill at Carbone, but like, you owe me? It's little sunsie, right? I think, French Montana coming here to there and then got a mom. The diamonds on his shit. Matt, you get a lot of money.

To get a lot of money. I'm looking at him. I say, yo, save a little beast for later. Like, I took this fucking demo to bump blacks. Perhaps a little. Perhaps a little something for the nose. I'm looking at all of them diamonds and shit. He's marrying the points of Dubai.

I said this motherfucker must have forgotten. I took his shit up the hot 97 and made them play his shit. I'm like, maybe a little diamond, maybe a live? There's it like. Now one more question. on my bucket. I was 8 and 11, 3 8. Shout out cool and Dre. I'm a shout out Cool and Dre.

It was one of the times I flew to New York. There was one of the time you didn't get me. Capo got me this time. He dropped me over to W. That was my spot. I loved it. That was just 15th and Broadway. I felt like a, I just felt like a king there, bro.

I walk out the lobby, the jamba juice right there, the foot locker right there. I'm the guy. And I'm also 22, man. have, there's no jamba juice in Compton, by the way, just so you know, maybe now, but it wasn't then. So being able to be in New York, walk out of the hotel, get the jamba juice, a gummy bears off the menu, walk across the street, get you some off, you know, some white Air Force ones in their mob. Coppill picked me up, bro. He dropped me off in the W. Um, Interscope

sent the van took me straight to Connecticut, Mike Tyson's old crib. I got OCD, so I noticed that the statue that was in the front of the crib had some cracks in it, but that's the story for another time. I didn't like that. I would have fixed that. But we went there. And maybe it was from when Mike had. You know, but no one passed. Somebody should have fixed. Somebody should have passed. Because at this time,

50's just in the biggest, they're going to hurt. We go and Drake from Cooner Drake told me that 50 was holding something that was going going to change the trajectory of what we were doing together. He said, 50 already put, you know, the hook on you, you just got to go

slide in the parts that he had for you. And so when 50 say, I wrote, I gave Gany's records, he did give me those records. What I'm saying to 50 on Joe and Jada, or anybody that's listening, who thinks that my pen is lazy or some shit, that if 50, those are great records.

Love it. And I appreciate 50 for that. Because he, nigga, he's a jingling native. You know what I'm saying? He's called a hook for a reason. Hookmaster. He's great at that. But if 50 don't give me those records, bro. I promise you, as me being who I am, I still am in the same position because, that's my destiny. That's what I set out for myself. I was going to achieve it by any means necessary. If I had to get fucking Snoop or Nate dog to do a hook, nigga, I was to the moon,

because that's how I saw it for myself. Do I appreciate 50 for making it a little bit easier? Absolutely fucking moot. And this nigga, I'm telling you, bro, this nigga, bro, this nigga, he a different nigga, but I understand this nigga. I know this nigga. And he, the shit that he do to everybody else, it don't work on me. So it's like, nigga, we have to be friends, nigga, because you are a piece of shit and so am I. So we might as well go sit on somebody's line and wait for a nigga to step in us,

nigga, because we are fucked up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So that's where we at with it. Think about it. Think about it. This thing is the ultimate troll, bro. He don't give a fuck.

I think, pull out the seat. Oh, man, here we go. Positive brother. This episode, he wants to. Hold on, hold on. He's like your tone. Hold on. He's like your touch.

Hell. man. Would it be nice to see a tour with 50 cent in the game together for hip-hop music for general or not? Let me talk. Hey, yo, he is a potter, but let me tell you. 50 won't do it unless he gets 51% and I got 49. Who gives a fuck?

49 is 100 million. I get what fuck. 100 million. Let me talk to you about that being on the sake. No, we don't want that tour. We don't want that tour. No, sir. The 50% in the game... Listen, man. Listen, I don't. I don't. love y'all. Y'all might disagree with my point of view, but I'm going to keep it a hundred.

There's life and death in the power of the tongue. If they do that tour together, how many records are we going to hear where there's 25,000 people every night coming to hear us glorifying, killing each other? Glorifying, selling dope. Even though we've graduated past that stage in our lives, that's the thing.

You might be too scientific. Would you want to see positivity and the rap is coming together. So watch this. Hold on. If we see... Hold on, but before you even go into that, and I just give you a little... Talk to them.

I just want to give you one thing, and then I want you to go right back into you there. Ben, but, Ben. After I give you this jewel, I wanted to, I wanted to marinate and saute. Bear. And blend in what you was about the same. But if you do know this is an art form,

with today's society, they created drill music where they actually go do something that didn't make a song about it. Right. That's what you should be trying to eliminate. Right. Our art for them was people that had to do stuff for their family, this and that.

But music in general was art. So I'm sure you like, I don't know what kind of movies you like. But everything you saw didn't happen in that movie. So you can't hold. So you don't watch no movies with violence and nothing like that? Watch this. This is not a movie. The main phrase in hip-hop is that we keep it real.

If it's a movie, keeping it real, staying healthy. Damn, kids, kids, making sure your teeth is right. Make it sure your socks is white. And things like that is keeping it rich. So if you got the KKK, the Georgia version, and then the Tennessee chapter and then the Texas chapter. And if they say, yo, we're about to go on tour together and celebrate how good we've been hating black people all these years,

we would be up in arms. We'd be ready to ride on. Why? Because of what they represent. Right? So, now, I should have told you you didn't know what was happening there. Put a little fentanyl on the dope with this episode.

Just a little fentanyl on the dope. You don't need the... What? Because he's giving us the pure... No, yeah, this is a pure... Yeah, listen, listen, listen. He's coming with the yon. Joe.

I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, Joe. All right. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Don't know. Hey.

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embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If Game would have got killed, I used the intern for Jimmy Hinton when I was in college. Yeah, yeah, yeah, watch this.

I got to give you a flag, man. You can give me a flag? Positive person in the world. You'll give me a flag. Yeah, we don't say. Use another example. All right, all right. What do you say?

If Game really got killed. Watch this. Lord, Lord forbid, if any of y'all brothers lose your life, The rap game would be crying. Why do we cry when rap was died? But we love when they glorify murder when they're a lot. Why do we say that we love one another,

then turn around and backstab our brother? Why do we say that we cherish our sisters, then disrespect them and call them all... That's my whole thing, is it's like a walking contradiction in the game. We say it's this unity and we love each other. But then it's this music. The problem is... I'm going to get you got your seats.

Hold on, no, no. You know, the world. You know, if you're just getting out the president of Venezuela. You know. Right. That's the world we live in. If you know that. Say you have your way.

Right. Right. And there's nothing for positivity. Right. How far you think that a dog? Let's call it reality rap. Not positivity rap. Because I rap about, I rap about murder.

I rap about drugs. What's going on? Murder drugs just. You can't say, hold on. You just. Is it double... The double... Reality, deep.

Game, you're going to appreciate it. It's killing... No, no, no, no. Listen, listen. Listen, we love you. So somebody has to... All right. Because we're not there yet.

Okay. Right? You come to straight with the... You're walking with Jesus through the... Hey, yo, this nigga is so positive. This nigga, D1 so positive, he's holding the red flag, kissed the whip. So you know who's...

you talk. Bro. Don't it's my God. I just wanted a voice consciousness. Serious question. Serious question. It's a dream come true to be up here with y'all.

You here, brother. I used the intern for Jimmy Hinchman when I was in college when he was managing game, right? Top five in my book. You know what I mean? We didn't talk behind the scenes in New Orleans.

You're showing me love. All this. Listen, can everybody not understand that it's a difference between narration and glorification? So talk about what you saw in Y.O. Talk about them horror stories of For sure. Talk about it. Narrate your life.

I got to talk about New Orleans and what I saw. But when we glorify it and make it sound cool, and that little sixth grader sitting in the crowd, they don't have discernment to know the difference between he telling his story, but now he's making it sound like it's good to go kill somebody. And we saw a lot of glorification coming up, glorification of all the negativity.

I was a hot boy's fan. The hot boys told me how to run a train off females. How to? You know how to the military, People told me thank you when they came back from Iraq in Afghanistan who keep us and told me thank you. Hey, yo. I listened to your music.

You know, you know the guy who put the join in bin Laden was listening to the Red Nation. You know the lyrics? You know the lyrics. I know the lyrics. I know the lyrics. I know the lyrics. You want to hear the lyrics.

All right, back over there. Put some, Hey, yo, yo, his biscuits. Come on. Put some cut on the state. He's coming to,

like, yeah, I'm trying to make some a part of this. He's giving his true opinion. Yeah, that's too much. Hey,

man. Hey, I love D1, though, I mean, I love him too. I got him on the fucking biggest, this is the biggest episode ever.

Hey. I got him on here. And you know how you got it on here? Yo, I couldn't ignore you, right? Hey. I'm letting you talk this shit.

Right. Hey, but if you were, And you know, I ain't gonna lie. Nobody does that. That's why we number one. If you would ignore them, he would have told you about that time I didn't ignore. And then I vibe with him.

And then I did the song with him. So it's like, you know, you can't ignore a guy like that anyway. He got, he on a different path, man. It's, it's, D1 is, um, if you know, if y'all don't know. And you know how I's George podcast now about the money y'all putting your cameras, your niggas rich. Yeah. But D1, D1 on his way, man.

Y'all getting a lot of money that's Joe's on Netflix. You know, we're on Netflix, right? Of course you are. Why would you be? Don't even let him talk. Don't even let him talk. Don't even let him talk because this guy is.

There's too many opinions. Listen to me. You're getting great. You got great sets. You're in the soul house in L.A. This is great. Okay? But, you know, we're on Netflix now.

Can I ask y'all both cool questions, man? I know violence, hood. No, Y, O. Compton, Bronx. No, none of that. because I just after he left and you just said what we're on I looked at y'all two these are my friends

y'all my brothers too I changed my whole career because he makes literally my whole path I jumped off for my brothers so you was on before me he was on before you right

who did you look up to before you got him and then you same question because I'm sitting here with two niggas that I rocked with And I go back to Fat Joe when Pund got out and yeah And you know a lot of people had A different interpretations I wasn't

Compton but I know the whole story And I also know Fat Joe So I know what punning to you and what that friendship was But I wasn't on when you got a one I wasn't on when you got on But I know when I got a one nigga This is why I'm thinking but it is Because I listened to you before

I mean sometimes you crash out Anytime anybody got to say anything with comparisons with me and you, I just tell them did you ever hear him say you know when he caught that nigga with a youngish fluff? That

right there for me, I never got a rebuttal. Fifty said gave you one of those two, right? The only live niggins, they're coming from y'all. Yeah, so that's made that kind of weird to me, but, you know, I have to, you know, whatever, whatever.

What are you guys? A boss? No, not a, not a, No, I'm saying with fifth. After he said that, then, you know, he's crazy. But when game said that in the hundred bars and running, that solidified his understanding of what... There's one question I've been dying at X game. That's not controversy, not, not, not, not. L.A. has brought too much to the game.

But when I go to L.A. party, they play L.A. sounding music. So everybody start dancing like this and this is different. That was your word. Okay. Let me get that. I'm trying. I don't know if you're crib walking a blood walking. I want to know which one is going to.

Because they're going to have a question for it. You know if I'm in the gang, I'm in the bloods. I'm going. What they do? You know that. Oh. You know what the fuck they're doing, nigga? I'm going to get six calls about.

I'm going to get six. I'm going to get six calls. You see Serena Williams crip walking in the in the fucking Super Bowl? What I'm trying to say is, L.A. got their own sound. they got their own flaws from anywhere, from MCA, from fucking quick, from all, they always had their own flow. And game is the only guy.

Can't be cut through the-compton. And make New York music. I know it's L.A. music. It's not the music. He makes L.A. music. So I never understood. He got to listen for the New York. Like, I said, you're the only.

You're the only one. And he just told you he was listening to. I told you, hey, I'm not going to lie, man. I listen. I've been, you know, not to cut off. You're trying to tell you. Can I explain something?

I want to paint the fucking bitch of these people. It's a story. The man's it caught it. Gang banging. Niggins just like, yo, hey, hey, car. Where's time? Like, they're doing all that shit. They listening to all that.

back your buddy and the man come with the New York flow the New York music I don't know how you did that that's what I'm trying like to explain

I'm going to walk you down real quick is it's three elements to the hand three elements to the answer to your question number one is 60 minutes of phone with phone flex

off rep right every phone flex tape. I even email my demo to Flex on a tape. He got it. Flex wrote me back in the mail before internet. There's no internet. He wrote me back.

He said, if you ever in New York come see me. This is why to this day if I can call Flex right now, I guarantee me pick up. And he'll counteract the story. That shit right there, right? It was

puns on punishment. this is no lie. And when I do, when me and you get to doing our shit like this, they say we lie. When Pung got out and he put the album out and everybody was on, I'm not a player I just crush a lot.

I was on punish me. I was the luckiest man on nerve. My business is worth anything. You know what I'm saying? Like that's what I was on. And I was on digging into crates. But the album that changed my life, two of them, right?

It's Illmatic. Illmatic told me 16s and 8th. And then we all the streets, let me know that, nigga, I really can do this shit for real. All I got to do is be myself and figure out how to beat fuck the frail shit. So that, and I'm not even lying when I say it's two motherfucking bars in my life, right? Fuck the frail shit. I'll say it to anybody. Fuck the frail shit, because when a coat come in, they got to use the scales that they wear the whales with.

Incredible. Right? The other one that Pops knew exactly what he did when he made me try to get a nut and you got none. What? Three, if I'm doing the top five, three is all my G's moving silence like, let's on. Right? And I don't even got to do four and five because you understand that my, the way that I studied hip hop was in a me notebook, nigger with the silver rings with a pen.

I am really a student. So when niggas get to playing with my legacy because I'm a funny nigger and I troll niggas and all that, I'll tell you, every nigga got their own fans. Kitt's got his own fans, crack got his own fans. I seen you on take beating the shit out that knicker, that can't name. We just got positive. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys.

Hey, yo, D1, come in, man. That's it, no. Come in, man. Hold on, because we can't have, hey, yo, D1, let me talk to you. D1, we can't have our hip-hop ghosts bringing up old beats to start a trigger shit. No, we're doing. We in Los Angeles, too, D-1. He's a goat.

That's what I'm saying. Joe, what's wrong with you, bro? Right here, D-1, come on, man. What's wrong with you, Joe? Come on, hey, D-1 was too late in the game. Hey, talk to him. It's only hip-hop. You don't see country stars talking about, well, Garth Brooks.

Remember back in the day when you was beating the crap out of Rod Stewart on camera? But we got a goat, a legend. I'm saying you don't see... This is the best choice on the planet Earth. I'm serious. Garth Brooks. Go on the Brooks beat up. McGraw.

Hey, yo, and I just saw, you know, I'm a visual nigga, you know? So I seen Garb Brooks break a hynicking on the bar and then come at Ross Stewart with the, with the,

with the jagged edge of the shit. It's only us, bro. The closest you're going to get is jelly roll at SummerSlam or some shit. I was dead. Yeah, well, you know, you got to know jelly roll

before he slammed down low. Yeah, he was different. Yeah, yeah, jelly roll. He got to get your name now. D1, thanks for your home. Jelly, you got a switch.

Hey, no. Hey, no. Yeah. No, dude, man, I let it stick right here. Fuck that. Yeah, man. Hey, but no, he's also real shit.

He had that coming. It was, it's all good when you, if you want to have, if you want to go, you want to do lyrical warfare, I'm with all that, right? Like, when we see each other, we don't got to do that.

If you're, if it's just rap. But when you bring my kids in it, you must want to exit earth. You must want to die. You don't, bro, we ain't even at the end of my story. And plus G1 killed me like,

10 minutes. So anyway, if it's about my kids, bro, I'm coming to see you every single time. I don't play with him. Fucking with him, his wife, fucking with his kid. Yeah. They're just black them out.

At this point, you're just like, oh, really? You see, now D1, I wouldn't say a little negativity. I want you to ask D1 when he was. God. D1 is. The stranger shit, I'm going to say, God, if you fucking would be.

talking about me, bothering me, doing all this, this, this, somewhere. I don't know if it's today, tomorrow,

10 years, he gonna give you to me in a gift, I could be in a home deeper, I could be in an old senior citizens home. The motherfucker go walk up on the walk

and I'm gonna be like, now. Surprise. Bopo, you had this coming. Yeah. You had this coming because I know,

so when I see somebody just go, I just be like, all right, Don't worry. Don't worry. He's going to bring you to me. And I ain't talking about devil

because I ain't got nothing negative about it. God bring him to me someday and another. And a Dunkin' Donuts. Hey, fellas, are we doing here? What's going on, buddy, with all that shit, you've been talking. It just happens every time. Tennis, wherever. Let me holler at you.

The middle of... That's right. That's right. This is square gone. Let me tell you something. Middle of the... Anyway, it's the game show. But it used the bathroom and he drank toilet water in the middle of Madison Square Garden.

Who? Now, I can't do that. The guy, yeah, I can't do that because the guy was a good guy now. You know, this positive commercial weight. This positive commercial weight goes out to all those kids Joe robbed in that gym. I know, I'm the only d'allin. All seven, Dio. I'm not a dog.

I'm the only niggie. Hey, yo, kids. I'm the only nigg. Washington and said, mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, you can get it. And they helped me with the stuff. I get another way, Batson.

Give them the strong stuff. I love this, Jeter. Y'all, it's what you want me to do. Listen, D-1, stay positive. There's pussy niggots, and there's real niggins. I'm sorry if you can't fathom that because you used to get smacked on the back of your neck and keep it moving.

Yeah. There's guys out there that were maniacs that, yeah, crack you. You did it, crack. You know what's tough. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it is what it is. I was too wild.

I used to get bullying. So this is how it started, Steve one. I used to get bullied. You used to jump me. Let me tell you this, right? Do you know how hard it is to know to be in type? This is how old it is. Typewriting class, look out the window where every girl in the classroom saying,

Joey, they're waiting for you three o'clock. You look out the window. They're going. You ever had that? No. Oh, I did. Every fucking day. Hey, I got a story.

I'm gonna let him finish. I got a story. You, gang. They never did it finish. Let them all. Save the story. I went to school. I never dropped out.

I went there and got my ass. What? Every single day I had hair that would pull my hair. There'll be the shit. Did I tell you all? Did that traumatize you? Did it? I'm traumatized now.

Hey, yo. Do it. I don't give a book about that. I'm traumatized. I got one of my losing. And then that's what turned me into it. So you know what happened? They caught my man.

He was my best friend in junior high school. They caught, it's in my book. Book Jose. And they caught my best friend. My mother fed them spice salmon, cheese sandwiches every lunchtime. Quarter water. And they said, yo, why are you with this guy? Because they, I was a joke.

You ever been a joke where they pick on you for every day? Yeah. You ever been a joke where, all right, we want to beat anybody? Or how about you want to join the crew and act like you're tough? Let's just beat up the fat nigga over here. I got my ass with every day. There is no Thanksgiving picture without an eye jamie, bloody don't. A lick.

They was beating the brakes off me every. Hey, yo, kiss me looking at you like, he's not your co-hunting, bro. He's got the people out there. It is interesting. You know, gay. He got the people out there thinking it's careful. I don't know what happened. He had a moment.

He's having a bonus. Hey, yo, bro. Let me tell you to my man Lenny. Let him friendly. Who was my best friend. You got to cut him off. I would play Pac-Man with every day. They came to him and they said,

yo, if you don't jump him with us, we're going to jump you. And guess what? My best friend Lenny jumped me with them. Lenin was that. Fuck him. But you know what? He would have still winning.

He would have a hard. Hey, Lennon would have still been in G-jord it for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lenny would... You know you. So I had no choice. I just, I turned my heart turned black, unfortunately, to your thing,

every more important person, the more crazy person that I would beat up or rob or something, people thought I was ill. That's correct. You ask, yo, who's that? Yo, that's a big distance that. Nick, I was viral before internet, TV, or any... But I was viral.

The whole entire Bronx knew in my age group, there's a fat Spanish kid not to be fucked with on any level. He's not playing. But that was because that forced me to do that. When did you make this transition from getting the brakes meat off you? Then you start to start the break. Leonard. At the lyrics me, I cried.

You still. Do you still have that hair from the book of Jose? Was the hair there when you transitioned? I'm about to go to Turkey. I ain't going to lie because that was some smooth Vita L, Sasson, shit on the front of the book. I had it. They thought I was lying. I got to tell them I had hair like the beetles.

And they thought I was lying. I'm like, yo, I had hair. Like, you got me fucked up. I had hair. And so thank God we had a picture that I had hair. Yeah. Right? Hey, it's us to Jonas brothers.

And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts.

Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.

before Jonas Brothers This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas.

And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

Another podcast from some SNL, late night comedy guy, Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in terms. tennis. And I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs, and on the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris, every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on Clay. Jenschen went. I mean, she went down in three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay.

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My brother, you went to everything. You know, one day I'm in Africa, right? No, no, I'm not going to say nothing. No. You know how we got out of there. You can say it. I say, hey, yo, we in Africa. This ain't going to be long as one of his.

It's a guy there. Everybody, you know. I got to hate you for that, but I love you. Hey, yo, everybody in Africa, in this part of Africa, knows there's a guy there. He booked you. He said you half a mill of front for one show. You feel like I hit the jackpot.

That's right. $500,000. All I got to do is going to do. Fuck, duh. Freel shit. I get to Africa. They pick me up in the benches like Mandela.

Am I lying? In the middle of Africa. Bro. I'm the only ones with Bengli's in there. I got 10 shots in the shoulder to go to Africa. Me too. Don't drink the water, but you can eat the pussy. They pick me up

in 10 bins is like Mandela. I'm sliding through the Congo. Niggas women with chicken on their head, chickens on their head, fucking footballs. I'm like, nigga, it's really Africa. There's a real. That's the real Africa.

These niggas lock in the van Like, nigga, if the street fighter stole your money, nigga, we go to the hotel. We get to the five-star hotel. Great hotel. Great hotel. Let me tell you what wasn't quite about it. Out the window, there's millions of people

open this in the street. This one wasn't great about the hotel. You couldn't shower in the hotel unless you had bottle water. Five-star. It's a guy there. His name is Rekino. They call him Casablanca. Speak on it, God. Costa Blanca is Spanish. I didn't know at the time.

I knew later it mean White House. So this is the president of the hood. He comes to the hotel. He got 19 million soldiers with him. They got hyenas on the chain, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm from Compton. I got, we got pit bullies.

We got hyenas. Aeney. Hey, bro, they got hyenas on the chain. Here I go. I'm about to earn my spot on the hallucination mountain. Yeah, that's right. It's a spit hanging from the hyena. This is real crap.

Now, you know. They don't know. It's a piece of spit. Hanging from the hyena mouth, it never hit the ground. It's between his tooth and limbo. Yeah. It's hanging. He come to me after the show.

I just, thing, I smoked it. I'm talking about 10,000 African homies. They, when I come on. The people, though, no, the people love her. Oh, they love it. When I come on stage, they're like, yeah. Then I come on stage, they're like, again, you are, it's a U.N. too, not for me on the West Coast.

It's you and two. A million niggas say this. I'm saying like, nigger put me with Chupac, nigga. Give me the java juice, nigger. Because this nigger,

he loved me. I'm the king. This nigga come to me and said, we need to get you to the hotel. You have show tomorrow. I said, take my chrome hearts off. I said,

a show tomorrow. I had my baby mom and my little son, baby from the documentary, they're on their way to London, because I'm about to take this $500,000 in London. And we buy for Liz.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, I did how we do a hate or things. I did five songs off the documentary. Them niggas were crazy. I went back. I'm going back to the band, making for 500,000. I'm 100,000 per song.

He said, you got to do a show tomorrow, right? I said, ah, it was one show. He said, no, five show. Now you're playing, right? Because I think that you think, I'm chink. No disrespecting. to Ching.

What I mean? Hey, yo, I'm not going to lie. I love Chingy. I love Ching. Hey, yo, what I mean... What I'm going to fight. Hey, yo, what I mean, you know what I mean, you know how

niggas try to play Chingi like he wasn't the right stare nigga? Chingi was hot. Yeah. Tingi was almost hot as Nelly when I came in. Yeah.

So when I say, Chingi, I don't mean no disrespect, Ching. We understand. He been getting mad at niggas lady. Chini, he's been out. He's been out. No, he's my guy. Love Chis.

I was Buckle-Ching. And he had to join me with Tyrese. Keep holding me back, man. That shit was five. It's almost equivalent to Nellie and Kelly Roe, but that's one another time. But this nigga told me I'm going to do five more shows for the five hundred. So I said, damn.

So he's telling you got five more. Five more, bro. For the bread he already sent you. My kids, he's, oh, tell me if I'm lying. He's seen you the bread for you leave, for you leave. Before you leave that money in. The bread is over. The bread is in the bank.

Now, before you leave up, yes, have the money. I know how many artists didn't go and robbed them for a million. I'm the nigga who got verbally abused for the whole game of hip-hop. You want the positivity? I'm in a whole-joke. Missy Elliott. I fuck her. Hey, this one, that one.

He's trying to get me to put everybody on the phone. Chris Brown. Phone and sell him a million dollars. Here it'll come. He fucked me. With a hundred niggas with machine guns behind him. I'm like, no cap. On the machine guns, no nothing.

Let me hear that. I'm stuck in the average. Five shows. Let me hear this out of that. Crack, I'll come down. Look, I get down. I'm like, $500 in the bank. $500.

I'm coming down my hotel. Oh, yo, by the way, I'm on the $59,000. Nick, up there, that's how he laid out. Shanti, as Shanti took the money. Didn't show up even my sitting. Good for her. What's your?

I come down to the hotel. I come down to the hotel. I see my cousin by the elevator, bro. He got the, he doing this. No, niggas got the scary face. Well, I come down to see. Had a security as far as this feeling. That nigga ended up looking like a midget.

Hey, yo. Everybody got quiet out there. You in Africa. Everybody is at the end of hobby, bro. This nigga was this small. He was this big. His name was Biff. That nigga started looking like this.

He got the cry face. I have a few. I had the face like this. Like, yo, Biff. They flew with you. Yes. I did. All my niggas, this is early.

This is this doctor's advocate day. I look at every, it's, nigga, my fucking, my whole, this one I'm traveling with 34. DMX got kidnapped out there, by the way. All my niggas is over here like this. I'm like, I can't see what they see. I'll come off the elevator. It's behind me. I don't look behind me.

I look at my feet. Everybody like, I'm like, they like, I look behind me, bro. It's 50 niggas with the African units. Different kind of. Pressure. Everybody got a machine gun bigger than about it. No, no, no. They just got that.

Yeah. But fuck the machine guns. Fuck the machine guns. I see that one coyote, the one that came and picked me up from the airport. The same spit's still hanging. Same spot. I said, that's how I know it's serious. It's the same coyote.

You almost gave a nigga name. Look, he told me five shows. So I said to myself, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing it. I am. I'm game. And I said, we're an athlete.

I said, you know what I got on this, nigga? Boys in the other colors and men in society. You know they watch the movies. I'm from that. So, nigga, I turn around for a second

away from him. My niggas, my cousin, Damo, for sure. He looked at me. He was like, what's going to do? I said,

I turned around that, nigga, I said, hey, nigga, I ain't doing no shows, blood. I said, you pay me for one show.

He said, I pay me for five, I say, you pay me for one. I said, this nigg is not moved by, I'm ass antigate.

He looked like Mohammed Ali, too. He's like a handsome... That nigga, hey, yo, he looked like the young mama. He's not kept. He didn't got no white in his eyes. So I tell this, nigga, like you. I said, nigga, I said, you know where I'm from, you know how to get it?

You know what you ever seen the guy? I'm not doing the show. No white in the shit. I'm not doing the show. I got my kid's mother and my child filing London. He wasn't moved yet. KISS. He didn't give a fuck about my baby.

I'm a kid. So I said, I said after I come from London, I come back and do that. the four shows because I had to get to go shit. You guys get out of there. He said, okay, you come back

four days, you do the show. Right? I said, all right. I called my kids' mom. She's like, yeah, we're just landing in the heat throw. I said, okay, I meet y'all there. He took us to the airport. He got us in.

He said, don't lie to me. And you know what he said after that. I don't know what he said. I kidnapped DMX. I don't care. I said, you kidnap ex. That's one of the illest good niggas ever. It's only one nigga.

It's only one day. He got to win. He kidnapped ex-kiss. Hey, yo, kiss, he kidnapped. I'm getting the fuck on it. Hey, kiss, he kidnapped. Hey, kids, he kidnapped. He kidnapped.

Hey, yo. The U.S. Embassy, uh, ex had to run to the end. State. Oh, you just pulled up in the, in the parking lot because they did. They know you kidnapped. So while you eating breakfast,

there's like white dude. standing over there going, okay, you're okay. Blink twice. Do you know who you wit? Buzz? They wanted to give me a card and was like, yo, you call it.

We'll come to garage, get you out of here in the plate. Hey, Buzz, kidnapped. Buster called. No, Bussar, I was with that, Mr. Buss? You think you, we all know. We know Bust around.

I had to call him down like, he was like, fuck that crack this. I said, bro, there's no guns. Where are you going to let go? Where are you going to say? You know, bus. He would all. all this shit.

It's nothing to do, bus went out the back and got on, I don't know who bus called or who y'all called. You got a private jet out there. Got a moment. But you want to know who's the only guy. I got to keep the real.

Anybody. You want to know, now he just, oh. Hey, bro. Pause. I ain't going to lie. He gets off on kidnapping.

Hey, he gets off on. Look, look. I paid a lot of money to get the biggest niggas here from America. Now you can't need. Hey, crack. This nigga.

That's a shit. Hey, we now, now, hey, fast forward. 15 years, 15 years. Cracks over there living his life. You're living your life. I'm living mine. Busting, nah. They're living their life, right?

They, a news, a thing hit my shit. It's a Casablanco arrested. That's the first time I was like, he fucking to Sandy. Yo, get this nigga out of here. The nigga is unfair. The first time, hey, yo, I don't ever shit for a nigger's shit. Let me tell you what he used to do to me, right? Because I was really kidnapped for like two three weeks,

but I made the most money I ever made in my life. I can't lie. He just sending a... Yeah. Oh, he's not a bro. Oh, he's sending. He did a nigga. I'll tell you that opened a trunk with like $50 million

that gave me $50,000, looked like it was a toothpick. He got the most money. I wanted to kill him. I'm not going to buy. He still the money I couldn't get out of the habit. I was like, there's nowhere. This is the one time I literally

God forgive me, D-1. I throw the killing. Like I say, yo, I should stab this shit out this nigga and take this trunk. Where are you going, though? But I'm not going nowhere with all this dick. So I go like, it was too much money. So I go like this, you know what he did to me?

Their money's... No, no. The money's falling. God damn, I must be talking some bullshit. Let me tell you something. The man go and say... You know, we can't be making. No, no. No, but he's looking at me. He just started laughing. Because he's Portuguese almost like Spanish. to talk me in Portuguese.

And he said, I would laugh and look, he says, he tells me in Spanish, I know you're not pussy Carter, Jimmy. You just can't do nothing. That nigger was telling me yourself. I know you're not pussy carter, Gina. He was threatening the same way. He said, nigger had the nerve, right? All these years later, Uncle Dan is on face time with a nigga.

He turned around and he goes, yo, Joe, he's looking for you. He turned it. He's wrong. I don't you. On face time. You said, Come out of here. I see,

yo, my man, fuck out of here, dick. Like, this ain't that? That ain't this. I'm not going.

I don't build the money like that. I tell you no lie. Every time a nigga, you know Fred French. French just hit me. We got 300,000 for you. After,

I said, how far is it from your Kenya? Yeah, is it close? Because Africa big. Because Africa big. I'm going to tell you one person, because I keep forgetting. A-Con.

He tried it with A-Con. Senegal came in there. Tried it with A-Con. The shit he did. What? They got A-Con out of it. The nigga said that Senegal Army came in there on pipe, on the fucking warplanes and got fucking A-Con out of there.

He's kidnapped DMX. I know Naz's team said Kat last time I said it. Kidap Naz's manager. Hey, yo, hey, yo. Hold on. Let me, I'm here now. your friend. Was it aunt?

Kidnap one of his men's training. He kidnapped. I don't know which one, but it was all over the news. He was with me. Oh, so he kidnapped. You just part of the shit. Yaws had got out of there early. Ant was with me.

Well, they said cat. You know, bad Joe, they put me into my muscles. How you uncapped. I said that story. How you resell it? How you resell the cat? Uncats. And got kidnapped, too.

Uncatted. So I said that in one of these episodes, and they said, Oh, Cap Joe, that didn't really... I said, cool. Let me stay and send of you. They couldn't play that shit with A-Corn. Senegal came up in there.

They sent the Corpoo's Navy SEALs up in there. They said that Nicky. Acorn diddy bopped out that shit. Like... You see what I'm saying? Do you want it? You see what the hip-hop do, though? Sometimes the bullshit gets you out of the shit.

You see? Listen. How are you supposed to be regular with that? What you're supposed to do right there, D? I'm just saying. I'm not... Hey, hey. Oh, hobla, brush it was through the roof.

The monitor was doing on. I'm not saying don't go get your bread, but if the nigger named Ricanor or Casablanca, talk to your team first. No, no, just by the idea. By here, there's some people. There's some people, I'm going to be honest. They just said it.

The positive thing is I made the most money I ever made in my life for that stress. I'm not going to lie to you. If you're into money, Just take an extra bag of clothes and just know you're staying two to three weeks. Don't try to get home, but it's going to, it's going to be a far. It's not where you think you go. Don't try to Tupac Birdie or butter rim shit I did.

It didn't flinch. Now, let me tell you this. Let me tell you this. Just to put it in perspective. Equatorial Guinea, South Africa, Nigeria, Garbonne, so many beautiful places. Morocco and Africa, there's places that you go and it's so fucking beautiful. It's so a fucking Cape Birdie.

It's so many places that you go. Angola too. I love the people of Angola. We just got, we had a fucking child. By the way, if you Google this guy, he was the leader of the, when they had the war, he was the leader of one of those civil. The war was fighting the army.

He killed like 10,000 niggas. Look, and I ain't gonna lie. Where it is, the hyena, Still got the flu. I want to be on the hallucination. I want to be on the last. Hold on the United States. Yo, let me tell you something.

I'm in Africa. By the way, I'm in Africa. I love it. And I don't understand Africa. I've been to every section of Africa, Somalia, Kenba, Kenya, Zimbabwe. Let me tell you, though, the fucking airplane is a great airplane,

but the airplanes, It's like a regular bus or a cat. The shit stop. And every phone, Oh, fast. Stop. Hey, oh, hold up.

I'm about to tell him something. I won't say who. Yes. Listen. The airplane stopped every half an hour like you're going to somewhere. Hey, bro. Stop like a bus. Like, they're okay.

You get on. Hey, kids. You get off. Hey, hold on. Hey, crack. Crack. Hold on. Oh, fuck.

You're back from me. Hey, crap. Hold on. I've been there. Hey, crap. I leave this shit. Let me finish. Hey, yo, wait, let me finish.

I'm on. Hey, yo, kids, look. Usually it's just you and him and some cool guy. I'm here to vouch. Nigger the shit, stop like a transit. Listen, like a something. Okay. One time.

We hear. Hold on. One time it stops. Hold up. One time it stopped. Hey, I'm so glad. And I bored on. I'm so glad my hallucination.

What time I stopped? What happened? I bought on in the middle of nowhere in Africa and there's game with a very famous chick on the plane in the middle of Africa while a plane is stopping. I'm like, yo, game, what's up?

Yeah, I heard you turning yourself into jail next week. Yo, what's up, Greg? We talked on the air bus. Airbus. Airbus. That shit was stopping like this. I said, all right, game. He was like, no, just be strong. The nigga was telling,

hey, yo, you know crack stories long winning, bro. All right here I see. The biggest... The motherfucker stopped. The nigga tell me, yo, we're about to weed. I'm gonna tell you the rest when we take back off.

That's how many times it happened, bro. No, that's why when I read the book of Jose, I was like, ah, nigga, I don't need the book. It's just coffee table shit now because I know the stories, nigga. We talk forever.

I love you, brother. Yo, listen. This is the Joe and Jay to show the biggest in the land when we give everybody an opportunity to speak their true opinion. This is the game. Cont is on, but hold up. Let me tell you something.

Yo, get off the way for a second. Let me tell you something. You don't know me. You think you know. I'm more conscious and more revolutionary than you ever thought in your life. Okay? I'm from a place they call God'sville, where they used to sit out there and build all time.

You went to Latino. The black Latinos used to play. the Congo's from Africa. I'm from a place. Any other podcasts like this would be terrified to get your views and opinion in the middle of the show.

Not here, nigga. We ain't duck the face. We're open all. We don't duck the face. Shout out to our brother D1. God, me. There's some noise. I tell you all.

Because I always like to hear my brothers with a game fact. You know, Compton was called Comptonville. Comptonville. Before Comptonville. Comptonville was called Gibsonville. So if y'all ever hear me say

Gibsonville, you know I'm talking about Conlon. I don't want to do that. Let me just get one more question because we got to go. But what was this shit you trying to say about Kendrick Lamar? You're the only rapper from Compton from this, this, this is that. You're the new flex. You're the new flex.

I'm the new flex. No, no, all bullshit aside. But what is it? Are you trying to bait them to do a while? This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. If you watch Kobe Bryant, right, talk about Michael Jordan.

And I'm just giving you an knowledge. I've seen it. Kobe is never going to say that Michael Jordan better than him. He's going to say that he's better than me, but in the Kobe way. But no man with children and a woman at home is going to say another man is betting you at shit.

I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't walking around. Like, nah, he's a better copenter than me. Hey, that this guy. No. So I'm saying, I got the, utmost love for Kendra. He just broke J.Z. Grammy record.

That is, for us, that's cool shit. Legend dares. That's Hove for Hibb. Right? And in my studio, bro, in my recording booth, I got the book of Hove. I also have your book of Hose. Hey, come on. Niggas just up the egg.

What came first? A chicken and egg. You get to that later. What I'm saying is I'm from Compton. I drove by Kendrick. When I got on, around the time that kids picked me up and I came back to LAX. Kendrick seen me in Compton like I seen

niggas before me driving through the hood with the boomer sister with the gold chains. He has a song called Black Boy Fly. If you never heard it, you should go listen to it. So he can tell you in his own words who he saw. So it wasn't, motherfuckers out here that spin it how they want, bold print or whatever. You know, we're in the clip era.

They'll clip it and make it spin it how they want. I've got respect for Kendrick and everything he's doing, right? The reason there's any type of little rift between me, a dot or top, or if there is, if you thought there were, it's because Drake is my friend, right? Oh, yeah, he's my friend. And again, I am put in the fucking, there's a fork in the row where I got to choose between my friend. But let me tell you something. Let him tell you this whole time.

Let him finish. All right. So look, I'm going to tell you like this. I can call. Can we all agree to Drake is pretty fucking huge? He's my friend. I got him on speed down. If I call him and tell him that Callie, Justice of Harlem

want to come to the concert, he says, send him at six. I'm going to be right there to receive them. You know I love him like I love you. We're going to put them where they need to be. Right. Your kids are going to see everything that they want to see. Do they need over your gear? Let me get that plug.

So I'm saying, I can't. So I'm saying, if they go to war, then I'm being, I got to sit back like a fan of two people. And I guess I just got to watch it like everybody else. That's your man. I do understand that. But let me tell you, this whole time we've been recording, the hyena shit still ain't touched the floor. Nah. This is Joe and Jay to my name is robots.

Make sure. Hey, Joe, hey, this shit. Hey, yo. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. This is the only episode that's two began. continue. Because we got so much shit to talk about.

Hey, yo, this is the two. This is the two. This is the only episode with kissing. We're kissing. We're kissing. You feel me? It's crazy. You're making some shit. Take so much.

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