The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Tiffany Haddish tells HILARIOUS Fat Joe stories, talks new Peacock show & her 2 songs w/ Jadakiss?!

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss are joined by actress and comedian Tiffany Haddish, who stars in 'Tiffany Haddish Goes Off' which premieres TODAY on Peacock. Tiffany has Joe and Jada dying telling stories about Floyd Mayweather and Keith Sweat at one of Joe's parties, talks about what it meant to be the first Black female comedian to host ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and makes Joe jealous when she tells him that she's got TWO Jadakiss features tucked away. 5:15 - Tiffany's problems with modern dating 13:45 - First black female comedian to host Saturday Night Live 22:30 - Tiffany offends Joe with a story from on-set 34:00 - Going to jail in Beverly Hills 41:00 - Another Fat Joe jail character: Raggedy Anne 44:00 - Tiffany's 2 songs with Jada + stories from Fat Joe's party 48:45 - 'Tiffany Haddish Goes Off' 52:30 - Africa is a beautiful place 1:01:15 - Upcoming standup shows [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] Joe and Jada now on Patreon All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Joe Crack, the motherfucking biggest in the game. You know who it is your boy Jada? This is the Joe and Jada show. Every show legend. Every show iconic and we stick to our word. Today's guest is from the trenches. When you think of the culture, you think of comedy, when you think of acting, somebody they try to break,

but they can't break. When you think of somebody that anything, she puts a hand on her foot in, she does it to the max. Well, her feet ain't done today. But yeah. Shut up. Ladies and gentlemen, my niggins.

Give it up for our guest, Tiffany Allen. Hey! Oh, you be snitching, man. Well... You say her feet ain't done today. My feet are done every day, but today they're done God's way. Natural. No paint.

What naked? That's how the shrimpers like it, butt naked toes. What up, shrimpers. She ready. Oh. That wasn't for y'all. That was for a certain demographic. out there, you know what I'm saying?

Yo, sis, man, we're so proud of you. We're honored to have you here. You've been killing the game for a long time. You know, you started out, you know, forced the homes and had the roughest time of your life. And now you're able to be successful. And just like Jada said, we see they always try to throw mud at us, you know what I mean? Fake cancel us. But we rise to the occasion because I think cancer was fake.

Do you think cancer was fake? I think the only thing that can cancel me is God and myself. Facts. Yeah, I could decide to allow whatever the world is saying to stop me from doing my purpose, or I could just do my purpose. And I'm doing my purpose. Yeah, when they try to cancel me, I say fuck them. Yeah, no, I don't want to fuck them all the time.

You know they try to cancel me every couple of months. They try to cancel me that. What that means you do us? Fuck them. I don't see them. Where they are? You see people in person, they show you nothing but love. Exactly.

I'm not going to look at no fucking social media, no Twitter, and think that that's the real deal. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I look at those comments and I'll be like, dang, I wish I didn't know how to read again. Because when I didn't know how to read, then nothing bothering you. Like, you had to say that shit to my face.

Like, if you want to talk shit, you had to say it to my face. And I'm still like that. I miss the 1900s. When you'd be like, say that shit again, I slapped this shit out you. That's it. And they won't say that. They won't even say it. You know, back in the days, men had to have, what, men, boys, they had to have courage.

They seen a pretty girl. You got to walk up to her and talk to her. Now is the DM. Yeah. Yeah. They don't even know how to be like, yo, what's up? Mama, what's good? Yeah, they all socially awkward.

Yeah. Introverts and shit. Look at the son over there on this phone. He's trying to slide in some DMs right now. And then when he meet the girl, he'd be like, looking at the ground and smiling at the ground. Look at me in the eyes, nigga. Right here, Nick, Ro.

Talk to me. How about I went on a date and a dude, text me? We're sitting at the same table. Why are you texting me and you're sitting right across from me? He's more comfortable texting than talk. Yeah, and I had to look at him and say, I can't read, nigga. Use words out your mouth. Act like I'm illiterate.

Teach me. I want to be with a man that could teach me. Are you a leader? No, no, he definitely not a leader. He wasn't ready. Wasn't ready. His credit score was bad anyways. Awkward. Not this bad credit.

What? A woman like you, you make a lot of money, Chip. And would you need a guy to level you up or have more money than you or? He just got to have a good credit score and an EIN number. So credit score got to be 700 or higher because I feel like your credit score is your grown-up report card, right? That's your grown-up report card. That's going to show me how responsible you are. Do you pay your bills on time?

If you make an agreement with the entity, do you fulfill your side of that agreement? Are you frivolous with your money? You're not looking at them like, you know, this guy's hot. I'm going to take them down. Oh, no. I'm not saying if I'm going to take you down,

I'm just take you down, and then I'll disappear, okay? Or if I feel like you got potential, if I feel like you got potential, if I want to invest some time in you, now I need to see if you work the investment. So what's your credit score? Right? Because how you spend your money

is how you're probably going to spend my heart. And my heart is very fragile. And I'm not going to let you just fuck it off, right? So you don't want no cheap guys. I'm not saying. It's a cheap guy. I'm cheap. I'm like.

So you're cheap. Yeah. You got a lot of money. Like, I don't spend a lot of money. No, no, you got a lot of money. If you're cheap, you got a lot of money. I spend my money on land. I invest in the land, right?

That's where I spend my money. See that shit? I buy buildings. We plan on us up with Gucci, Louis, and diamonds. They buy land. Yeah. I invested in a diamond mine.

I feel like why am I going to spend all this money? I can get diamond. I can invest in the money and they can send me my shit. Why am I going to buy that? Sarah Leon? Yeah, but you need some diamonds? I got you, my nigga. I got you.

I also invested in a lithium mine. You need some batteries, my dick, I got you. Like, I'm like, I'm the type of person like, why just buy it already made? I can invest in the raw resource and then get that, you know, get it at a more affordable price. In L.A. calm. Yeah. Now you buy mines and shit like that.

Yeah. I'm like this. If a bank won't give you a loan to buy a house or start a business, why would I loan you my body? Is that technical? It is. Because when a man get inside you, he think you is. He want to claim you like you his land.

Can you afford this? I think if every man, right, this might be old fat Joe, but I think if every man. Three fat Joe's. This is three fat Joe's ago. You remember when I was fat, fat, yo, right? Looked like the king finished. Snuggler now.

You were snuggily. Fuck all lot. But I think if every man thought about the girl they're having sex with, just saying, yo, by mistake, God's doing, she's going to be pregnant and have my baby, I think they would fuck less randomly. I think if men lactated when they get women pregnant, they would fuck less. If men lactated? Yeah, if every time you got a woman pregnant, your nipples started to leave. you would think twice

before you cheat on your life men ain't equipped that's where what no you equip you equipped because men are no no no no no men ain't going nipples leaking

listen to me men ain't ready to be in no fucking labor rules screaming y'all would think twice like if I become president I'm gonna get some scientists to put something in the weed

in the beer and every time you get somebody pregnant bam you breastfeeding nigga yeah damn this is getting

you're gonna win again yeah yeah you don't Like that, huh? You don't like that, though. Yeah, now you got babies hanging off of your nipples. Yeah, yeah. What that feel like? Yeah. Take the baby on the road with your player.

Yeah. You the daddy. You're the daddy. You're going to say you to daddy. You link it out. James, you carried your kids on the carry thing. With the strap thing? Yeah, this shit.

Yeah. Yo, listen, I feel, and I'll get this wrong. What happened to old school, man. Yo, but this could be. Take the nigga up Listen This could be This could be

How does that feel? This could be out of control Because people make their own decisions But me personally When I see a guy And the girl got seven kids You know the strollers with the two One with that

I said man he's making a work too hard But he just Boshian and every time You know I think if men As a breastfeed the babies I feel that Well, that's coming in 17.

Three little, like, y'all. Two in the stroll. This shit ain't fucking... This ain't the Mormons beat. I'm telling you, and they do it. Because they be like, all right, we're married. We're going to go seven babies. I'm like, yo, that shit a little bit too much on that girl right there.

And she's poor Stevie. I don't know. If she ever get divorced, I don't know who's like, yo... He's finished. I want the eighth. Yonder. Somebody do want the eighth. Somebody want it.

Somebody want the A. Somebody want it. Somebody always want it. They want the A. Somebody wanted. So is somebody for somebody. Another man's trash. You ain't fucking.

Somebody won't. Let me tell you. I tell the story all the time. I tell you. I'm like, damn, it ain't no excuse for me not to have no end. This is just on me. Bruglewool. Buglewulfs.

When you see her, like, you scared, snack come out your nose. We call these dudes stuck in the face when they stuck in the face. There's nothing. you could do. You're so fucking ugly. You're stuck in your face. Yeah. We call them niggins stuck in the face. And those are the ones that treat you like a goddess.

And I don't understand because, well, some of them act arrogant. Like, we know some stuck in the facers that come around girls that act like they're the flyest dudes in the world. But that means they got some money. You're motherfucked in the face. Stuck in the face. I swear to God, I went to a party in Miami the other day. And I think I was just sitting there because I people watch.

And I think I was just looking. and stuck in the facers. The whole night, I was like, well, he's stuck in the face. You went to an ugly people party? I think so. I believe so. And they were very friendly people,

but they're struck in the face. It's friendly. She just told you. No, no, they friends. Nah, some of them, we know stuck in the facers that are really arrogant. Stuck up, stuck me.

I just think when men get money, right? I think that's the biggest difference. Their ego, once they get money, they even get tough. Or he could be the ugliest dude in America think he handsome and fly. Like, I don't know. Oh, you got a goat. Mm-mm-mm-mm.

Whose phone? Who it was you, Keita? This is like where somebody throw a fight and they don't claim it, right? Yeah. That's what's going on. A fight. Well, it was a old, it was a ring from the 9,300. You don't sit at your jaws on the plane that you looking around like, who fought it?

But you fought it. Joe. That ring was from the 1900s, so whoever did it got gray hair around their nuts, for sure. It was great liars, too. Because we immediately looked at them. Yeah, yeah. We immediately looked at them.

What you said? I said that ringtone was from the 1900s. That was an original telephone ringtone. So whoever's phone that was, they got gray hair around their nuts, guarantee. Damn, I'm a hurry. It was a lady's fault. She probably got nuts. Great hair.

She probably got nuts. Gray hair around her shit. And there's gray hair around. You know what I'm saying? Hell, listen. First black female comedian. Yo, you're going on that. This is real shit.

The first black female comedian, the old Saturday Night Live, and she won the Emmy for the episode. I thought the Tracy. You know what Saturday Night Live did for us? No. You know what that is? Tell us what that's like.

I didn't treated you over there. They treated me like a worker over there. I put in the work and it was a lot of, it was hard. I lost 10 pounds in like one week. I was stressed. I was really stressed out.

I was, because I was living my dream. That was my dream to like work for SML, right? Like I wanted to be on that show so bad. And I really wanted to do a good job. And it was like the little girl in me was so excited. I could barely eat, right? Like I was just like,

you know how like if you go into some amusement park you always wanted to go to the day before it's like hard to sleep? Yeah. So the whole week was like that for me. And I was just so excited. I made sure I talked to every single writer, put my thumbprint on every sketch. Like, I wrote my monologue out so many times, and then I went to the comedy club and worked it out.

Like, and then they, like, on the day, it was like an eight-minute monologue. They cut it down at six minutes. I'm like, no, you can't cut out the Japanese. I need to show people I can speak Japanese. And they're like, no, no, we've been, a middle America won't understand this. And I was just, like, going back and forth with them

and, you know, fighting for what was, like, best for me and my brand and got what I could out. And it was like, it was, it felt like I was in a hurricane, you know, like, and when it was all done, I could feel the feelings right now. I'm like reliving it in this moment. When it was all done, I was just like, wow, I'm sitting in my hotel room. I'm looking in the mirror. I'm like, there you go, little tea.

You dreamed about doing this. You did it? Do you want to do it again? And then I was like, hell, motherfucker. No, I won't go to sleep. And I slept for like a day. And then I watched it and I was like so, so proud. I was very proud of myself that I didn't, like that I did it.

I didn't quit on me. I stuck to my guns and I was a team player and like, yeah, I was just very, very honored. And then when I got nominated for an Emmy for it, I was like incomplete shock because I didn't think, I never even thought that far. I just wanted to represent, you know, and just, and make the little girl in me like happy. Oh, that's crazy because in the similar thing was You know, we're on top of the world Remy goes to jail

I go to jail and lose all my money And then we throw on all the way up And then we're performing at the BET Awards And I remember that one second before we went out We held each other's hands And we was like, oh shit You came out there, I'm all the way up You know, motherfuckers over there looking at you

Like they were You wasn't supposed to see main thing right now Oh, you getting all this Ba-Main, motherfucker. You getting all that shit, right? But those moments are the moments where you can't sleep. And also, Puerto Rican parade. Every year in the Puerto Rican parade, I couldn't sleep the night before I'd be up thinking about the parade.

And they don't even let you go to like four in the afternoon. So you really up up. You're actually drained before the shit just... Say you were dead on the float. Yeah, you're done. Mad tired. And the shit, you got to do the same shit over and over for like 70. blocks in the, usually the sun 100 degrees.

That shit crazy. But yeah, I know the feeling. What gets you like that? Was your first time summer jam or something like? What get you? You can't sleep. Nothing. You smoke that weed.

You sleep through a top. No, he get excited. I get like that before. Every performance. Really? Hell weird. Always think I'm a mess up or forget something. look, fall through a slip.

The only time I get nervous is like a big New York show because we're from here, you got a hundred people all of a sudden. Yo, we together every day, two, three deep. How does a hundred people show up every time? I just want to know, like, if we're alone right now, if I got to get busy in front of this fucking building right now, me against a hundred,

I got to throw, nobody know where to be found. Why, when we do Madison Square, go, 150 waiting for you out there? like, yo, yo, yo, yo, and then it's like, that's where the pressure comes when I do something like Madison Square Garland. That gives me a headache. I see all the type of people from second grade.

It's like a class reunion. I love that. I did the Staples Center. What you're doing in your whole town? Yeah, I did the Staples Center in L.A. And it was like my whole high school junior high and every elementary school I ever went to filled up that whole dang theater. And it was like the most amazing feeling in the world.

And then I was like, come backstage. That was the dumbest thing I could have said. That was the dumbest thing I could have said. So anybody come backstage? And every last person that happened with the school. Yeah, but it was like my bullies came backstage too. And that I loved. Because then I was like, yeah, I told you I was going to make it.

Look at you in my backstage. Right. You ain't shit. You're going to be on welfare. You're going to be this. Like, for a long time, I thought maybe they were right. But I never gave up on me, though. Never quit on me.

And, like, yeah. It's crazy because I watch a lot of Cardi B's interviews from day one to now. And she always talks about people saying, you're just going to be a stripper. You ain't never going to be. That really, like, people really, they really fucks with your mentality. Yeah. Yeah. you stronger or it just bullies you.

Yeah, they would be like, you're too pretty to do comedy. Ain't nobody going to laugh at your jokes. Ain't nobody going to be laughing at what you got to say. Like, you should just get a rich baby daddy. And, like, you're just too pretty for that shit. Like, pretty girls don't do that. And I'm like, but pretty girls don't do it then. All the more reason for me to do it, sound like it's a whole lane just for me,

they good? That's right. Sound like it's something just for me then. I'll go ahead and open the motherfucking lane up then if pretty girls don't do it. But beautiful women do do it. And when people say, oh, girls aren't funny, okay, so you're saying your mama ain't shit. Because the first person that made you laugh was your mama. Is your mama ugly?

Your mama ugly. Your mama made you laugh. Your mama stuck in the face. Your mama stuck in the face, niggins. Like, because that's the first person to make you laugh. And if your mama stuck in the face, then you stuck in the face because you look just like her. So, like, watch what you say. I see one time this dude sued this girl.

Like, she's looking like the most beautiful the baby came out. Yes. He sued her. He was like, yo, this ain't what I... This ain't... Not the baby. Yo. You, listen, yo, Jay, it's like...

They're doing so much fucking surgery. Yeah. You're thinking you with the baddest chick in the world or stuck in the face came out. They live being like, yo, I didn't buy into this. Yeah, that's not what I signed up for. I ain't signed up. And sometimes I be thinking like...

Not just women. The face, baby. Baby. Some women... Not just women. Look, when a baby could grow out of this stuff. Sometimes they can. Listen, kids, if you look in and you fantasizing over a woman,

you don't know she did everything in the fucking world and you come out, you have a baby with her. You want to boss yonder. You're going to try to have a baby with her thinking you're going to have the Filipino and all that motherfucking come out. Like, yo, what's up, dog? What's up, though? Babies.

What's going on? That's bad, man. God forgive me for that. Just we be in four. Now, that's a fact, that's it. It's facts, right? Sometimes they could grow out of them. Yeah.

No, hell no. No. They're going to have the surgery. No. Some of them got a surgery out of it. You know what I never understood, Ron? How could you think stuck in the face? You're surgery.

You can't. Surgery. It's people that in regular faces that made they so stuck. Or do you go out to massage their face and they constantly say positive things to them. I love to the fruit of you. You are. You are kind, you are sweet. You glow when you step into a room.

Your people are attracted to your light. Your light is better than your actual genetics. That's not old school shit. My grandmother would have. The only thing that can help us stuck in the facer is a lot of charisma. Funny guy, a lot of charisma, you know, somebody that, you know, the girls love their personality. That takes away from the stuck in the face. Yeah, he got to be funny.

I'm being honest. Yeah, dude got to be funny. He got to smell good. He needs to have good hygiene. If his fingernails is clean, we might get something. Because some guys stink, right? Yeah, they smell. How the fuck you don't know when you stink, man?

They know they stink. They think that some girl like it. They stink for so long. They don't know. They smell it. It smells regularly. It smells regular. Yeah, they do.

Piece of shit. Y'all, let me tell you something. I was in a fucking bodega in 20, Thursday and the fucking windows was like foggy. And this shit stunk so much. And listen, I had to get out of there, but I was getting something. And I said, yo, I had to tell the dude rich was with me. I said, yo, my man, this shit, you stink, my man.

And you, somebody need to tell you that your shit out of control. And you don't just stink. You tearing the pain off this motherfucker. Like, you know how you can't. You know how you can't fire people for a certain reason? That got to be off limits. Like, you can't discriminate, you can't this. If a motherfucker, you're in my business smelling like shit, you got the fucking go.

If you're tearing the pain off, you can get fired. How about them people that are like, like they smell good. You ain't seen them in a while to give you a hug. And then they smell, be stuck on your shoulder. I went to a wedding one time. I went to a wedding. It's like somebody. One of my man's wife said, what's up?

I never forgot it. I was just like, damn. And it's real bad. I might have been a $20,000 dress, diamonds and all that. And it hit me. And I said, I said, dad, this ain't bright, right? Like, I really, like, you ain't never seen me stinking your fucking life. Well, when you was in Georgia shooting that movie that one day.

You full of shit. That one day, it was a little soft. You full of shit. You ain't never smell me stink. You was a little saucy that day. I'm the poster child for fat niggins. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Joel's nuts smelled like dirty crayons today, y'all.

He was a little salty that day. It was hot, sticky out here. I promise you. We're your brother at. I promise you. That nigga, maybe you were smelling him. You were smelling me. He was not smelling right.

Me. Joe was smelling like carnage of tacos sitting in the sun. With a little minuto juice on it. It was sweet stank. Chip, you're full of shit. I was like, oh, his nuts probably smell like salty plums and dirty crayons. Oh, shit. Yo.

I'm one of the cleanest men you ever meet in your fucking life. Everybody loves. Not on that day. Everybody was a little salty that day. Everybody loved Groovy. You can never be groovy little. It's my man. Groove.

You know, Groove stink is what you're saying? No. I took him with me on tour. I had a show over the water. I don't want to say where because I want to go back. Oh, yeah, that's one of them shows where I should have never did this song. Put your hands up.

It was crazy. That's shit. Electronic. I get through all of that. That smell cut through the air. It's horrific. I get through. I'm backstage.

You keep chilling. Now, this is when they still got the disposable, the yellow cameras. Yeah. I'm talking to somebody. Bru's over there laughing. I wonder what he's laughing for. When I turn around, it's one of them with no shirt on. He took a selfie with me.

Look. Ah, ha. Dog, I was the maddest. You know, some of the ballplayers. It was all over my shoulder. It was all over me. And it's like you got to burn the shirt. Let me turn.

Let me turn my body. Tip, I won't say who, but I seen you with a guy one time. and I seen you, you was handling him. Like a dude, dude. Yeah, yeah. You was like, yo, stay there. And this guy was actually flat. No, she had like, I can't say.

But I was watching you. You was moving like a dude. Like, you was like, yo, over there, you know, you move when I moved, this, this, this. I was looking, I said, damn, Tiffany really on top of the world right now. She can't handling them all fucker like that. Like, you know, she had them like, you know. Sit, boo. On the side.

I did not say that. No pics. No pics with you nowhere. near, you know, she had that boy like... Over there. Yeah, Chip. Yo, Tip, I see it. I see it with my old eyes. Which one of those was it? There's a couple of those. No, it was the NBA

player. A lot of NBA player. Yeah. It was an NBA player. Trey's getting, now we're getting warm. I'm just saying, no, I'm not, we're not doing that. We ain't, you did. I'm just saying, I see you're shutting them. I ain't hit one of those. You're a liar. I have, I have been trying to hit.

Tip, you've been lying a lot. No, I have not. I am not. First of all, first of all, what you ain't feel for me is, no lie, okay? Hey, I'm not fin a lie on my stuff. I have yet to hit an NBA player. I am working on it tentatively. That's why. Now, now, now maybe you might.

I was there. I was performing life. You were sonning him. You had him over there. He's a fly guy, too. I wasn't there with him. Move now. I wasn't.

First of all, first of all, I wasn't there with him. I was there with that white boy that was reaching over your food. And that's why I was checking. Maybe the other dude was on the other side of him, but I was checking the white boy that was reaching over your food. And I said, don't be reaching over my fucking food like that. Today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor Hard Rock Bet. All right.

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Listen to the Radio 831 podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yo, I was at your stand-up and you talked about you went to jail in Beverly Hills. Yes. How was that like? That was so nice. I've been to many jails. I've been to many jails.

I'm going to tell you, that's the nicest jail I ever been to. And I've been to like 10 or 15. And I'm going to tell you, that was the nicest one. They got a call button in there. It's very clean. The police are very, like, respectful, I guess, because they're getting paid more than the average police officer. It was great.

They served, like, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and actual tang. Like, it was great. You know, I went to... It was great. I went to UK, right? So, I was banned from the UK for no reason, for many... Rare reason, because I went to jail. But they...

So they wouldn't let me back in, and the promoters would be like, yo, I got you. I got the juice. This, this, this, there. like, yo, bro, I can't get in. So they booked me for one of them stadiums over there, and they like, yo, boom. So I fly over there.

And they go, Fat Joe, what's up? This is something's a little off. Can you step back here with me? I said, sure, no problem. And I just came off the plane. I'm in the airport. They were like, could you put your hands in there? They searched me nicely.

It was like, they opened up a thing. And it was like, you weren't a turkey sandwich? I took a turkey sandwich, a juice. Apple juice. It is. Then it took me. to this room, they opened the door. I went aside, they closed the door.

There was no handle. And they're like, hello, you're in the nicest jail ever created. It was, I'm stuck here. There had a poster, Bob Marley, a couch in jail in the UK. I'm saying they was the most pleasant. Here you go to jail. But did they have a call button in there? They had no fucking call.

Because mine had a call button in it, and it actually worked. I pushed the button. Like, I've been to jail before. And, like, if you want the police attention, you got to scream. out. Officer! Somebody dead in here. I'm bleeding to death.

And then they'll show up like 30, 45 minutes later. But in Beverly Hills, you push that call button. They come right through the intercom immediately. Yes, Ms. Haddish, do you need something? Like, yeah, my cycle started in here. Y'all toilet paper.

I don't know what y'all got in here. This toilet paper made out of rice paper or something. It disintegrates immediately. Do y'all have any, like, sanitary lurkins? And when I tell you the best maxi-pad, the thing was huge. They came with that legendary.

The biggest pad I ever seen in my life. It went from the top of my belly button to my bra strap, nigga. And I was wearing a thong, so it looked like a pillow and a rope. And now I'm a spokesperson. I'm a spokesperson for Beverly Hills jail pads. I really like that jail. I really think every police station, like, I don't know. They can learn from there.

They could learn from them. And it's just I felt like a human, right? and maybe I made a mistake, but if I ever decided to make any mistakes ever again, I only want to do it in Beverly Hills. You want to be there. In Beverly Hills. Because they treat you a dignity there.

The biggest disconnect between, let's say, civilians and offices is how they talk to you and how they treat you. You know, she said, the best thing she said is I felt human. I made a mistake. Maybe I made a mistake. Maybe they're throwing this shit out Monday at the court.

But one thing they did. don't do is the cops always fear. I never, I have, I have a real tough problem with police. Like, I have a, now more than ever, I have a real tough time because I am superiorly rich compared to these guys right now. And when they pull me over and they want to talk to me, I'm just telling you, when they want to talk to me, like they could talk, like they God, are they the king of earth? And I'm sitting there, the last guy who stopped me, I'm. I say, yo, my man, do what the fuck you want to do? You even giving me the ticket or I'm on my way.

And dead ass, I like to be respect with you. You're not talking to me. I'm in front with my family. You talk to me like I'm less of a man and all. I'm not, me, me, Joseph Carter, I'm not going for that. So give me the ticket. Do what you got to do. If not, you're poor, I'm rich.

I don't give a fuck. You ever heard of Rodney King? What you talking about? Yeah, I'm not saying Rodney King. I know Rodney King, but what I'm trying to tell you is a very. respect for your license and registration, here you go. This is that. Here you go. Don't be having meetings

whether you want to give me a ticket for no reason anyway. And you're about 24 years old. Like, yo, bro, come on, you don't have posters of us in your war growing up. Get the fuck out of you. I don't know. I'm a lot of shit. I had a problem in jail with them niggas. They were not

talking to me like that. You know what happened at that party other day? I see my man Tafia in Miami. He was in jail with me. If I'm capped in any of the Mongolians, every shit I'm talking about, that guy would tell you, he is not saying that. I did not have the, I'm sitting over there.

Right? Mawuckers working and they want to eat. I don't have a problem. I got 12 dozen the chicken every fucking day. I got whatever the fuck I want. I'm living like, my shit like a fucking Walmart. He's getting his protein. I'm not lying to you. My shit, they give you chicken a piece of chicken

every Thursday. If I'm lying to you, I had a dozen of fucking chicken legs every day. Legs? I love chicken legs. What I'm not? You know, the correctional.

I love chicken, but I hated legs. You know what I mean? It ain't pigeon. The point is the ladies. He's well, y'all. It's queer. All right. The point is, one day I seen them.

Expensive. They're supposed to feed you, say, nine in the morning. It was damn there like one o'clock and all the work. And these guys, they ain't got nothing. So they're waiting on that. whatever they're cooking for them, so they made chicken wings. This correction officer dude, he was black too, by the way. He came with the boots, rubber boots, up there and shit,

and this guy be talking that shit. He'd come up in there, he goes, hold up. These niggas have been waiting for like 12 hours to eat these chicken wings that they made. Hold up. Flip that over. Flip that over. Here, that one. There before the prisoners eat, he was in there like making a selection.

up and then grab chicken wings in his face. I'm like, get the fuck out of here with that shit. Huh? Most I knew he got it to the words. I walked away with that. I'm not dumb niggins. All these niggas you see getting smacked on the back of their head and all that? That's not your crack.

And to tell you the truth, I had 12 dodging chicken. Like, I didn't even need the wings. I did it just to let them know. I don't give a fuck about what you thinking, Gomer Powell. I'm not going for that shit. I don't know about the prison. I haven't been to prison.

I only been to be up in a prison. No, I fell in like two or three hours. Listen, they was a lady. I never been. I never been before two or three hours. By the way, that guy, the next day, he used to fuck with people the most. That next day he came back and said, sorry. He did his history.

He said, yo, I'm sorry. I did not know what time. I said, oh, I'm not trying to flip, but you did them. I had a girl in the jail. She was a fucking, you could. Her name was Raggedy Ann. She had red hair. She walked around like this.

Where would she do it? She walked around. Did she work there? Yes, she was the correction officer. Did she walk the house with these. Selling raggedy ass? What are we doing? She's raggedy in there.

And she walk up in there, this white lady with the red hair, she walked up in there tripping on diggers. Every big. This my fucking jail. And I'm this, this, this. Me and her, we didn't even have to talk. So in the jail, I work in the kitchen. They got the kitchen for the cops in the same thing.

Of course, Fat Joe used to walk up in there, pull out the snicker ice cream balls from the shit, walk out with the ice cream every day. I ain't give a fuck. Like nothing. I'm not sneaking one day the bitch catching. She grabbed that shit on. She couldn't wait for something with Fat Joe. She could, this my motherfucking jail.

This, this, this, this, this. A movie I'm like, you know, I'm wrong. You know, she caught me stealing the shit. I'm just walking away. She's talking the shit. We in the building, so we're on our way to go up. She starts saying the street. It's a hundred nicks.

I'm like, I made sure I was 99. You heard two times fell in like, I'm in the back of the lie. Hey, me motherfucker think they rich and famous here. I said, well, miss, you might be, you got to be talking about me. But I step out in the line, you got to be talking about me. She's like, well, maybe I'm talking about you. I said, miss, look, let me tell you the bad news. I've been in here three months.

I only got four of my mansions on the water down the block. You only got one month to run it off. If you want to fuck with me every day and try to play with me, I'm out of here in two fucking three weeks. She said, well, what if you leave in a pine box? 100 niggas shut the fuck up so fast. They were like, I got back in the line. I said, oh, let me not play with this, bitch. Sure enough, eight months after I'm in jail, I can't sleep one night.

I'm looking at the local news in Miami. Federal Correct. action officer kills her husband, throws him off the boat in the middle of this bitch killed her husband. And they had the cameras on the house of showing her dumping the by. I said, yo, this bitch is cool.

She's in jail. She's in jail. They've been off the boat. Nigger the feds called me one day. It was like, this is the federal this. I said, who? The federal yeah. We heard you had an incident. I said, my name, get the fuck out of here. I hang up the phone so fast and I dropped. But she killed the husband.

She was coming for you. Raggedy Ann was the truth. She was coming for you. Raggedy Ann. You know. Tiffany, you got this new show. Let's let's let's get for something. She's trying to, she obviously ain't trying to sell. Yo, yo, yo,

she obviously ain't trying to sell no nail polish. She ain't trying to sell no foot polish that she got a show, man. Let's hear it, but. Yo, Tiff, I'm not going to forgive you for that shit. You said I stunk like balls like this. I'm not. I didn't say you stung like balls. I said your balls smell like dirty crayons, probably.

I'm not sure. Dirty crayons is a sick You know, dirty crayons It smelled like everybody tested Before we get it to our show though You know, I always got a song with all our guests Guess what? He got two with me

You got two with me You got two with me Yeah We did it And it's not on fire We got two of them when they bought fire Yeah Sloppers

Sloppers Bangers Sprade up bangers He fuck with you Because I asked him for a burst I got to wait three years. This guy. He's lying.

Yeah, you are lie. No, no, I'm telling you. His shit is fire, though. Like, his bars is like... He never missed. Undeniable. He never missed. And I was like, so when I heard it, the first time I cried, I was so happy.

And then I was like, well, I don't have his phone number so I could, like, show you my gratitude. I had to, like, call this person to call that person. I kind of... I kind of... It made me feel some type of way. Until Brinkley got involved, I thought it was a scam. Like, I'm like, is this really for Tiffany hat? Like, you know what I'm saying?

It's one of them. I ain't, it was. And we're going to drop that soon, too. Few parties, but then it's a real thing. So it's going down. Yeah, and it's going down. Her larry is. Just the real deal, man.

You know, whenever I invited to my birthday party, she's in town, she comes in. Whatever I ask her for, she's always solid. Yeah. She wanted a few people in the industry that you could always count on if she can make it happen. And I tell you right off the top, I'm going to be there. If I could be there. And if I can't, I can't. No, he's real ill.

You showed up. You show up. And I danced all night, and I think he sweat almost got me pregnant. Remember that night? Through the clothes? Oh, my God. He's not forever. Oh, my God.

He's sweat wanting to take this girl. He chased me. He chased me out the club. He's like, wait a minute. Tess again. Chess again. I was like, I was dancing with SWV and shit. Like, this is crazy.

I guess all week. You know, she's funny. She's just joking. This was Mary Jamie and Mary was drinking and dancing and party and then I can't party with you. It was like, all over the point. Floyd Mayweather walked in that night, Money Mayweather, right?

Birthday party, he had a see-through bag with bricks of gold in the bag. The motherfucker might have walked in for 20, 30 minutes, walked around everybody with the fucking gold bars and the shit and just left. Floyd Mayweather, boy. He'd be flexed. Oh, he'd be flexed.

And he said he was going to make a donation to my charity when I went and bought the groceries for the people and I'm still waiting, Floyd. You showed all that money on IG. Like, I got you, Tiff, I got you. He held up bricks and bricks of money. And you still didn't make the donation. I try to ask bet a couple of those.

But I always pay. You know, they suck of me. I come up to this. Charities? Pure sucker. You ever heard of a pure sucker? Right now. Yeah, like I go, I'm telling you the truth.

I don't like that feels good. I'll walk into charity. What's you sucking on? It's like they throw the motherfucking light on me. Like, boom. You're sucking. Oh, Lord. What's you sucking on?

Rwant to tape. Puddies, clits, booties. What you're sucking on? I won't eat. I go to the charity. Well, your lips are shaped too. I go to the charity. Joe come through, show you support.

Let me breathe you right quickly. The truth is. Let me feed you. I'm sorry. The truth is. I go to the charity event and I'm wearing a little suit. I think I'm supporting. Somebody tell me two times.

fella say, yo, we're doing the charity, whatever. I come through in the suit. You got Fat Joe in the building. I really ain't come for you to throw the light on me and go, boom. Mr. Fat Joe, what do you think? You got $36,000 right now, $46,000 right now. Do you got $56,000? This means that Fat Joe got $56,000.

He got this and I'm like, what the fuck got sold? Fack Joe, this shit happens to me. I might not be going no more. I don't want to go no more. I don't want to go to your challenge. I don't invite you to my charity. I don't want you to see. Because mine is super fun and you could just give me the $30,000 before you get you.

Your relationship with a good friend of mine who I love, Jason Lee. Tell me about that's a special. Yeah. If he was into girls, like he would be my man for sure. It'd be your baby daddy. Be my baby daddy. I'd let him shoot up the club. God damn.

Yeah, I would let him shoot up the club more. We went to Columbia together and I was just like, yo, I wish I could move like that. I can't move like that, though. No, no, no. I wish I could. No, you can't. Yeah. Let's hear about this.

But shout out, Jason. So speaking to Columbia, I took, me and my girls, we traveled. I didn't take them to Columbia, but I took four of my girls to Africa. And he shot it, and it's a show called Tiffany Haddish goes off. And these are my friends since we was, like,

in junior high and high school. And we've been friends all these years, you know, just 10, because I'm so young. And we traveled all, all the way to Africa, and we went to Cape Towns, Zimbabwe, Zanzibar, and we got into some stuff. And I'm going to tell you, initially, the network wanted it to be a reality show. But I don't do ratchetness.

Like, I might come off like I do the ratchet shit, but I don't do all that. The way we, like, if we have to drink. You weren't into baddies. Well, I'm a baddie, but I'm not about to, like. You're not going to fight a bitch on camera eyes. No, I'm going to fight your ass when the cameras is off. we're going to mollywop in the room. But we know each other so long.

Yeah, but we've known each other so long, we just can have a conversation, right? Like, we never argue or nothing like that. We just have a conversation. So you see black women moving how black women actually move, how they move when they don't have to do all this fighting and stuff when they can use their words and their intellect. You want some rich black woman shit?

No, let me taste some. Let me taste them. Let me taste them. Because all this shit out of control, Let me take a I move like a regular human being. I don't move like I'm the richest. I don't move like it's got it popping or like that.

I move like how I always want to live my life. I'm that as like a normal human being. I don't need people surrounding me and be like, oh my God, Tiffany. Like if you see me and you recognize me, I love him, you be like, hey, what up, Tiff? And I'd be like, what up? Because I'm a regular person.

I don't need to be. I was Africa experience. Did you meet one of them seven foot? Yes, I'm that. The Nigerians that hugged. First of all, we didn't go to Nigeria. We didn't go to Nigeria. We went to Cape Town.

We went to Victoria Falls. We went to Zanzibar. We went to Ahari. And, yeah, I met some very tall, handsome, beautiful men. I don't know about cock diesel, but... Not not cocked. That's what you was going to say. I'm trying to lay off that.

You know, that they had big cock. Yo, let me tell you some. What's going on, Joe? What's going on? Yo, let me tell you something. Joe, I'm not an international. Joe, I'm not an international. You don't hold international.

I don't hold international. I see the girl. I did audition. So you used some of them in the show with you? Yes, so me and my girls are in the show. And then there was some guys that popped up. Some of them were actors, like famous actors in South Africa. So this dude, like, named Premo.

He's real popular over there. He's in a lot of movies in Africa. But most Americans probably never seen him before. So he came to the comedy show and stuff and was like hollering at me. We went out to the party, went to a couple of parties or whatever. I think he thought I was like Fenn to be with the business But like he don't have a credit score

They don't have credit scores How am I going to rank down? Rent this I can't just give up the goose Like that I got to see how many goats How many cows do you got? Like I need to figure out which What's the you know The thing?

They got diamonds And they got diamonds and all you Diamonds ain't nothing over That's nothing That's nothing It's like They got food though Like look I got 10 cows

I got 37 goats That's a rich man He can feed me I got land. I'm growing this. To me, that's sexy. And that's why I'm on Farmersonly.com. What up, Ted?

Like, I'm into dudes that got land that can feed me, that can provide. If I'm a getting calm, if everything on down, there got to be a place we can go. And he needs to know how to use guns and how to grow food. That don't have nothing to do with the show, though. The show is, like, super fire, though. She went out to Africa. That's beautiful. Yeah.

And you picked some pretty cool spots. Yeah. Tanzania, the furthest I ever been. in my life. That plane take a break. You take the plane, the plane land in the middle of nowhere to get more gas.

They actually let you walk out of the plane. Yep. Like, you know, in the middle of nowhere, then you go back on. That shit was far. But it was one of the most beautiful places. That's how I knew I was, that was one of the places

I knew I was famous because I flew further than I ever flew in my life. And when I landed, it might have been like five, six in the morning. So we got in these trucks and we're going to the hotel, and we almost ran the dude over. He was going to work.

He backed up, and he started the cursing. He was like, oh, shit, Ventjo! I was like, oh, my God. This shit is far as hell. We was walking through a village. We just walking through a village. They got chickens running around, kids playing. I'm thinking nobody's going to recognize me.

Just walking. I ain't got no makeup. I'm just keeping it regular. Just get my exercise. And they're like, Tiffany hot dish. Tiffany hot dish. And they're like trying to take pictures. and stuff, they're like, wait, wait, so they got the old cameras

gearing it up. Like, it was so, like, I love the continent. I love that continent. I would like to explore every single corner of it. And I feel like as a person with some wealth here in America, if I can drop my money over there and build a bridge, like I really think that that's the main purpose.

My main purpose was to build a bridge between African Americans and Africa. And so they can see what it really is because what they're showing us at 2 o'clock in the morning on TV is not what it is. What they're showing us in this movie, that movie is not what it is. And for me, like, I travel to all kinds of places where, you know, most people are like, why would you go out here? What are you doing over there? Like, didn't you see this is going on? This is going on? This is going on. I want to see with my own eyes. And when you go see for yourself what it is, you realize what the media is showing you, what there's going on your algorithm is not the truth always. So I'm always.

I've been everywhere in Africa. Yeah. Has you been to Eritrea? I've never been to Eritrea. Have you been to Djibouti? Have you been to Djibouti? Yeah, I've been to Djibouti. Hey, remember when you're just like,

a place that's called Djibouti. Now, that shit called, the shrews on Peky and Djibouti. There's a part of Africa. Jada, maybe you ain't noticed. It's called Equatorial Guinea where they only speak Spanish. Yeah. So every year, New Year's,

I had the Super Lick. Every year they would hire me to go over there with a bunch of South. Baja bands for Fadjo kicking hip-hop. The whole place in Africa, talk Spanish. Angola talk Portuguese. So Angola, everybody go from Angola to Brazil.

So Brazil is Portuguese and African. So they talk Portuguese, but they really African. That was the stop on the way over here. But I've been to so many different parts of Afghanistan, Garbon, I've been everywhere in Rwanda, everywhere. Have you been? I was thinking about some blood diamonds, but the shit, I didn't know the right blood. I was trying to get the blood diamonds.

I could connect you. And all the diamonds ain't blood diamonds. All the diamonds ain't blood diamonds. Some of it is actually like feeding the village and taking care of people when it's our people. So it's like, you know. Let me tell you something. Africa, one of the most beautiful places in the world, it's crazy how. Well, now they got their own shit popping with all the Afro beats and all that.

They man had that. Yeah, but when I was going over there, they landed here. But when I would go over there, man, they would show so much love to Americans because that's pretty much the only black people they've seen Michael Jordan, Beyonce, this, this, this. They were looking at everybody, Tiffany Hatters. They're looking at everybody. Look, she's doing movies. How many girls want to be actresses in Africa or be comedians?

and they're like, yo, she's doing it. They're just starting the comedy scene out there. They're like, they didn't have comedy for so long and they're just getting it started, like, in the last, like, seven, eight years. I'm sure they're, but they, like, opening clubs. Michael Blackson is the king. Michael Blacks is the king of comedy over there, huh?

Well, there's a few that's, like, killing it. That's not necessarily that you've never heard of. That's like, got more followers than Michael Blackson. You got to remember, there's more people on that continent than there is over here. Yes, sir. And, and you got to invent. in the continent, bro.

If they, if they put money in your pocket like that, you got to invest in, you know what I'm trying to buy the Harlem River Drive bridge, the bridge from the Harlem

to the Bronx. That's the shit I want to. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to do Harlem the Bronx. You know what I'm saying? You talk about buy the... Go where you want it, not where you tolerate it.

You got the... Go where you wanted, not where you tolerate. Go where you celebrated. Now where you tell me. Stephanie Mills taught me that one time. She told me that. She said, Joe, I go where I'm celebrated.

I don't even need to be... It's a lot of things. tolerated motherfuckers, huh? Right? It's a lot of tolerated motherfuckers that when you see motherfuckers come around, nobody really like him and they still just keep coming around.

Mm-hmm. I got guys like... That's the feds. They defeds? I believe that. Somebody told me that. There's a guy. There's a guy that always shows up.

How's this? How's that? Who's this, this, this? And we'd be like, what the fuck is this dude doing here? Defense. No matter what. Wait, he's the guy.

Fes. Somebody told me that. Somebody said this nigger the fad. I don't know. When people ask so many questions, I ask them to leave. Yeah. He don't ask no questions. Because if you can't just be in the environment, like, especially if you're not on my payroll, you need to go. There's one guy that's showing up. You're doing it. It's just

showing up since the beginning of time, and he's just tolerated. Why? So when we pull up, he's just tolerated. And so when he pull up, so I remember one night, I'm in prime-on-12. Listen, why are you tolerating enough? I'm in prime-on-12. What does he bring it to the table? Listen, I'm in Prime 112, 5 in the morning.

They left us the whole restaurant with my wife, Mary Jay, drinking. I'm there security. No security. We're leaving that 5 in the morning. This nigga outside the fucking Prime 112. So I tell Mary, I said, Mary, don't worry, don't worry. I know this, this, that. We opened the door.

She said, I know this thing that she called him by the name and went in the car. I said, yo, so this guy just stalks everybody. He shows up. You know him. He just stalks every celebrity. But what does he bring to the table, though? Absolutely nothing. He's got to go.

I've been trying to get rid of this guy for 30 years. But he keeps showing up and he throws this face on show. Are you really trying to get rid of? Yes. One billion percent. I would ask him, what are you bringing to the table? Why are you showing up? I'm going to even give him a hint.

I'm sure they're watching this. Whenever I perform at Club 11, Miami, there's 150 dudes out there. and they come and they sit in my section and I'm in the corner like this where I can't even enjoy it and they just pop up and a lot of those guys are tolerated. That's the place that was average got storch that time.

Yes. I went there this weekend. It was 150 guys in my own shit. Everybody comes. I don't know, man. I don't know what they're doing. I don't know. It's the promoter.

It's these guys. Pistol Pee come with, he's my brother. He's celebrated, but he comes with 20 dudes. I don't know. Well, then you got to say. And this guy comes with 22s out of nowhere. This guy comes to $2.

You bring somebody out of know? You can only bring two, bro. Like, don't be coming with all these unnecessary people. I need spaces for my bitches. That's what I say. How about if I give you money in the strip club, right? Because I personally don't throw money in the street. I know.

I'll be able to take the money from you. I throw it for you. But if I give you $500, $500, $500 for you y'all could throw the money, don't think I don't see you only throw a hundred. and you put the 400 in your pot. It's levels of bumness going on in this world. It really is. Now, see, what I do is I throw the money

and then I'll start picking it up off the floor because then I put it in work. I work for my money. As Morris Chestnut. I did a play with Morris Chestnut and the whole cast went to the strip club and Morris and like the other male actors gave all the girls that was in the play,

money to throw to the other girls. And we threw it out. And then, you know, everybody else, was chill, but I was like, oh, well, I got to clean up this area before somebody slips and falls. And I picked the money up and then I put it in my base. Like, what the fuck is doing? I said, I earned this money. I cleaned it up.

Fact. Got any stand-ups coming up, so? I'm going to Alabama and, I'm going Alabama and Mississippi this weekend. And then next year, well, February, start February next year, I'm hitting all these small comedy clubs and places you would never think I would go. Just because I know they need it. They need the comedy relief. You know, I was saying I'm in L.A. with Jeff Ross.

I love Jeff. And it was like the week before the roasting of Tom Brady. And I watched them practice. Y'all guys actually go to the comedy club. Everybody is famous. You go in L.A. to comedy club on a regular night. Any comedian you ever thought you wanted to meet in your life, they're sitting in there and they practice in their job.

Imagine you freestyle in the spot. and all the rappers are in there. And so I went in there and it was so funny. And then when I seen it on Netflix, I was like, yo, this shit, I was there. This guy was practicing. Yeah. The show is called what?

The show is called Tiffany Haddish goes off. You can see it November 13th on Peacock. You got to check it out because it's real, it's fun, and you'll enjoy it. I can promise you that. I mean, have you been having trouble watching the NBA games? Like, you don't know where the shit is at now? Yes.

Something. It's on NBC. No, it's not. It's one day on NBC, then it's on ESVN, then it's on Vecock. Then it's on this shit, crazy. Yeah, they're killing me. To find a fucking game TV. It's like, yo.

I'm looking at YouTube. Big mistake, guys. Like, we cannot go to a designated spot. Every day, that shit changed. One day I'm thinking it's on prom. The next day is on Peacock. The next day is on ESPN. The day's, you know, y'all bargain out with this shit.

I'm pretty sure it's, on peacock because they gave me a jacket that said NBA is back at the peacock. They gave me a letterman coat and it was like, you know, 2025 the NBA's back. The fucking jacket. Remind me never to wear this shit again. Give it to me.

I'll wear it for you. I fucked some bloods before. You fucked some bloods before. They'll appreciate it. Bloods and cribs. Yeah, this pussy has no color line. Dangerous. Dangerous. Dangerous.

Aound. Thunder cat. You know, somebody, be here about sister was talk about this, like how when you're in your 20s, you're Puma, in your 30s, it's Cougar, in your 40s, you were Thundercat, and in your 50s, you were saber-tooth Tiger. And if you're in your

60s, you were toothless saber-toothi-tooth tiger. And that's what the boys I think the woman, the woman don't stop. The woman never stop. Yes, we do. Like, guys, they get, you know, they get tired, or they, you know, they need that buyout. If they ain't got the right system, they fucked up,

but the women don't stop. Yes, we do. They're 70 years old with boyfriends in the fucking AARP, the fucking C. Well, you know, the STD rate in the old folks home is at an all-time high. That's the best place to get a disease. How is that happening? Because they're like, ain't nobody getting pregnant in here. 70 years old.

And they all from the free love era from the 60s when people used to just have sex and all you got is chlamydia or gonorrhea or something, the clap, you know. Now you get gonoherper syphilates, you know. But they're like, look, I'm old. Well, I'm about to leave anyway. Anyways, let itch, let it leak. I don't care, make me come. Listen, let me tell you something.

It's out of control they even fathom that there are 70 y'olds still looking for love. Your grandma fucking. Your grandma fucking. That's how you got here. Granny throwing that ass back. Hips messed up for a reason.

Every grandma. She ain't lying, though. My mom's at 15 kids. He's 60, 70s still. That, oh, this my boyfriend and all that. What the fuck you're doing? Your shit is like a fossil. Why my home girl is shit in the house?

Let me tell you stuff. You're trying to get cracked in the house? Yeah. Let me tell you this story. My home girl told me. My niece ain't. She broke up. Like, so my home girl had to break up with her husband because she came home.

This is during COVID. She came home and he was sleeping with a housekeeper. The housekeeper was 63 years old. He was in the bed with the husband. Dominican? No. Why Dominican? No.

63-old Dominican ladies look right. All right. Yeah. This is 63-year-old. They be walking up and down Broadway, their legs is right, sweeping and mopping. I just want to know what makes a man. They're going to eat avocados. What makes a man at the house want to sleep with the house?

Like, these guys are fucking sick in the head, right? Like, you robin most of them. Let me say something. You, sick in the face, sick of horny in the dick. He's horny in the dick. That's what it is. You know? Hono Schwarzenegger.

She was like, I would have rather him sleep with the nanny. The nanny's 25. I would have rather him sleep with the nanny. This is like, what does that mean about me? What does that say about me? I said, bitch, just say you not busted open enough. That's what that say. That old lady, no.

She wrote a rooter that, motherfucker. She wrote a rooter that, motherfucker. She got experience. You wrote a rooted. If anything, you should have stopped and watched and been like, let teach me your ways, Rosalinda. Now, these men, Motherfuckers. Teach me your ways.

Rose and Linda. Well, Evelyn, I'm my girl in New York. Here we go. Oh, shit, don't tell her, Jay. No, no, no, no. I don't play that shit. I'm a gentleman, man. He got to be fucking.

Gentleman's a close, too. I seek the kingdom at all times. I've been hanging out with this dude. He's so polite. But I could tell you. Housekeepers look like though mama off the train, too. Like, my wife thought I pick him. But that don't matter because his, the housekeeper looked like a voice.

My housekeeper looks like, where's the beach. Like, yeah. Like they got the hump on their back. Ain't no system going on around here. They pick them wise over here. They are. Where's the peace? And those be the ones that's what?

Those are the mobsters. Those are the goblers. The gleeves. You make that sound. Now, Tiffany, what's wrong? She's the dick monster. I'm scared of watching the show. What happened?

Oh, you watching the show, huh? Yeah. Don't dis the housekeepers? Yeah. Okay. He came all away from the back for heaven leading, man. He's watching that shit in the control booth. Like, y'all, you just...

Nah, don't they in trouble. Tiff, we love you. Thanks for coming. This ain't that. That ain't this. It's cracked. Kitt's in Tiff. Got here. I don't have a housekeeper.

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