The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Tupac & Ice Cube’s Impact, Caitlin Clark Best In WNBA? Best BET Awards In Years! Top 5 Female Rappers?

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss react to the Complex Top 50 rappers list. They wish a happy birthday to Tupac and Ice Cube and look at their impact on American culture. They debate whether Caitlin Clark is alrea...dy the best player in the WNBA after beating the Liberty and discuss the jobs that will disappear due to AI.  They react to influence Ashton Hall losing four races to Speed,discuss Father’s day as an “official” holiday and argue the BET awards were the best they’ve been in years. Finally, they talk about the new Slick Rick album and debate the top 5 female rappers of all-time!  Timeline: 2:00 - Complex list 4:50 - Happy birthday to Tupac and Ice Cube 6:30 - How hard it is to make music that lasts 9:33 - Tupac and Ice Cube’s impact on the culture 12:03 - Bathroom stories 25:40 - Caitlin Clark beats the Liberty - Is she the best in the WNBA? 29:13 - Big 3 Lace Stephenson vs Dwight Howard fight  30:42 - DeMarcus Cousins grabbing his dick and wiping it on someone 36:37 - In 5 years lawyers and accountants will be irrelevant due to chat GPT 39:03 - Protecting your brand and staying on brand  42:02 - Ashton Hall loses  4 races to Speed  44:02 - Ananda Lewis condolences  46:10 - Is father’s day an official certified holiday or not?  49:05 - Sugar free cake 58:20 - Best BET Awards in a long time 1:01:25 - Bank account does not match the level of fame  1:04:00 - Marrakech is “this big”  1:12:15 - Slick Rick new album 1:18:00 - Top 5 female rappers (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements) #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
Starting point is 00:00:10 We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Another podcast from. some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman helped make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
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Starting point is 00:02:08 I went to use a bathroom. No, I can't think. Be polite. Yo, light a candle. Be polite. Right tearing this shit off the frame. I thought it was Rich playing. That's why I ain't trying to say nothing like that.
Starting point is 00:02:25 You're rich. Why are you going to do that? Rich said it wasn't him. Somebody obliterated the bath. Oh, my fucking. Yo, this is Joe Crack the Dawn. Your boy Jada. This is the Joe and Jada show brought to you by.
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Starting point is 00:03:10 They do a lot for the culture. Still rocking. This is Joe and Jada show. Now, Jada, I'm going to throw things off for one second, right? Complex pulls out of 50 MCs in New York City, but Jada Kiss ain't on the top five dead or alive. They got LL there. How do you feel when you see this list and you ain't on the top five, Jada?
Starting point is 00:03:31 I don't give a fuck about nothing like that shit, correct. It don't bother me at all. They know what I do. They know what I do. Complex no, the list know. You know what I mean? Let's cut this shit already. But it, you know, it doesn't bother me because they know.
Starting point is 00:03:49 This is the hood. You know what I throw the hood on. They know. This is not Chinese arithmetic or, you know, nothing crazy. They know what I do. And that's it, you know, you touch the oven. You know the oven is hot. Let me tell you something, man.
Starting point is 00:04:09 The list, man, these lists, man. Shout out the complex, man. They always repost our... repost our show and shit like that. So I ain't going to start no smoke with them like that. But some of these lists, you know, we hear because we talk our shit and we hip-hop historians. So when you throw people on the list that I never really even heard their music like that up in the front and all that, that's the type of shit that get to me and bother me.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Or somebody, you got somebody before the greats that never, wrote their own song in their life, shit like that. I'm not thinking about. I know so. You understand? That's when the list, I don't know what the list is. Most popular. Most of who you sold more.
Starting point is 00:04:57 What's that? MC Hammer on Vanilla Ice. Like, not Master Pete. Like, I'm keeping it a buck with you, right? So I don't know where these lists consist of. It's cute. According to my son, he sent it to me. He was like, your dad, man.
Starting point is 00:05:14 man, you made the list. And I'm like, you know, all I know is I just do concerts every week where there's thousands and thousands of people who purchase tickets to see me. And some of these people on this list can't stand on that stage with me, hit for hit, and go like that. They just can't. So, but I'm saluting most everybody on the list. I love everybody on the list.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I'm just saying, when we start the list shit, that's when I get a little, you know, topsy turrets. It's Tupac's birthday. Happy birthday to the legend. The late, great Tupac's your call. Happy birthday. Happy belated birthday, the Ice Cube. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:05:58 Two Legends. You got any Cuban Poc stories. Man, I got a legendary Ice Cube story. But I think I'll save it from when he comes because he's going to be a guest on the show and something we never talked about. when it comes to pop you know
Starting point is 00:06:16 I've been watching like these protests out there that no kings or the ice protests or whatever the case and I've been seeing mad white people like real white people with Post is saying they got money for war but can't feed the poor now I don't know if they know
Starting point is 00:06:35 where they got it from no they know just like complex know about that fucking list they know where they got that shit Y'all, Jada, man, when I see no five, listen, L.O. Koojay's my idol, and he deserves to be number five. He deserved to be number one. He deserved it.
Starting point is 00:06:50 He deserved it. He's been there. Shit, he's holding it, huh? I'm saying, let me go to this list. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on, Jada. I was off the list. I was off the list.
Starting point is 00:07:02 God bless. Nah, I'm not even going to go there. Yeah, don't go there. Don't go there because I can't go there. You can go there, but not. I can't. I can't. Really can't. Melly Mely Mel number 43, that's a violation. You know, it's just weird people.
Starting point is 00:07:21 That's what I try to tell you, when people get mad at me, they say, yo, Joe, you know, when we came out the box, the Joe and Jada show, I said, yo, I'm telling you why I'm doing it. Because I feel like people who ain't play the game, people, you know how hard it is to make a hit record once? do you know how hard it is to continually make hit records or make street anthems or shit like that of records that last forever?
Starting point is 00:07:50 Timeless. And you, who are you? George Featherston. These guys, I don't know these people. By the way, if you're from New York City and you rap or you ever had some type of success, anyway, from the streets, from gangster shit
Starting point is 00:08:11 to the music shit if I don't know you you're not valid I'm just being honest with you if I don't know you you're not valid I've been to every jam every barrel
Starting point is 00:08:23 every I know everybody whether I know them I don't know him I told you the story the other day when Chris Lighty came up to me inside he said you know why am
Starting point is 00:08:32 I said yeah I know who you are you Chris Lighty because he was valid right so when these people start When you do documentaries and they be like the hip-hop historian
Starting point is 00:08:42 But who are you? What do you do? What role did you play? Are you a hip-hop? What did you bring to the hip-hop? The historian fan. Like, because they got to start saying, yo, I'm the biggest fan of hip-hop
Starting point is 00:08:54 And this is my subjective point of view Because if you ain't play the game, if you ain't on them lists, if you ain't on them, if you ain't got a guy like Jada kiss really talking about, yo, listen, guys, don't make me sharpen up the sword.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Because I'm top five. If you ain't like my business partner over here, if you can't make comments like that, you should not be commenting so loudly. That's all I'm saying. And everybody's going to get mad at me because everybody got a YouTube show. Everybody think they're a blogger.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I see dudes 75 years old missing teeth talking hot shit on the, this is crazy. Like you cannot hold a smack. talking crazy on these YouTube channels but I guess I get it freedom what is it First Amendment we all fighting for freedom of speech right now
Starting point is 00:09:46 you know what I'm saying so I'm trying to give you the first this guy's crazy yo Jay I'm just saying I see guys up there talking and they can't take a smack is what I'm trying to teach yeah maybe you bust your gun
Starting point is 00:10:01 30 years ago 40 years ago that is not apparent now that gun don't even work no more no more That shit is a peak That shit got blockage on it You know what I'm saying And when I look at these guys
Starting point is 00:10:13 I just be like, not enough It's not enough It's not enough. It's just not enough. I can't take it No, no, I'm just talking my shit. It's too early, crack. Happy birthday, Tupac Shakur For everything he accomplished
Starting point is 00:10:27 And everything he tried to accomplish. You know, Tupac Shakur come from Black Panthers. His mother was heavily involved. his aunts and all that, and he wanted us to be empowered as people. You know, I see Tupac old videos that's so relevant to today.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Yeah, some of the best video. Yo, he's talking about, yo, let everybody eat. Like, you over here with billions of dollars and we celebrating you because you got, and I'm happy for capitalism. I want everybody I make the most money in the world. But he has a very big point when he says,
Starting point is 00:11:03 yo, what about the homeless? What about the people starving? You know, there's enough money to feed these people. You know, we got veterans that went to war and they're homeless and they fucked up. That's some other shit. I told myself, stay off politics. Ice Q. I mean, you asked somebody from L.A.
Starting point is 00:11:22 The only thing that's wrong, we might get, I think we might have to, man, I don't know what the budget is. I don't think we can fly people in every week. But we need to have like a West Coast perspective on this show because we New Yorkers. and yeah, we know hip hop, but yeah, we've been in the game, but the West Coast got something to say they got a lot of people who doesn't held it down because if you ask game,
Starting point is 00:11:44 he says Ice Cube is his favorite rapper. If you ask any of them rappers in LA... Ice Cube is top tier. You kidding me? Ice Cube is one of them ones. You know that. I know that. Cube is responsible for some incredible shit.
Starting point is 00:11:59 You get it? You know that. I don't know if I said it on this show, but I remember the time that Cube came to New York. York to record. He performed at the Apollo. I was young.
Starting point is 00:12:10 He had the bat in his hand. That was like history. No, no, no, no. He tore the paint off the motherfucker. He tore the paint off the fucking Apollo. This is Ice Cube with his bribe. People standing on seats. That was part of the shit I had.
Starting point is 00:12:25 That's when he first cut his hand too, right? He came with the ball head or the Seiz or something. Let me tell you something. Ice Cube at the Apollo. I've seen some legendary shows, but it might be. be the most legendary one. He tore the point, pain all the fuck. Matter of fact, we at, we over here at the office.
Starting point is 00:12:41 I went in the bathroom right now. At what point is disrespect for a nigga to tear the pain off the fucking bathroom? What kind of shits? No, no, I'm being honest with you. When do you know you fucking flavor? What happened in the bathroom? When you violate it? What happened? No, this shit
Starting point is 00:12:57 out of control. This shit out of control. How did he segue to the bathroom? Nah, because I remember. You show at the Apollo to the bathroom. Yo, there's other people in here. Be polite. I went to use the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:13:13 No, what? I can't think. Be polite. Yo, light a candle. Be polite. They're tearing this shit off the frame. I thought it was Rich playing. That's why I ain't trying to say nothing like that.
Starting point is 00:13:26 You're rich, why are you going to do that to you? Rich said it wasn't him. Somebody obliterated the bathroom. Oh, my fucking. Did anybody step up? Oh shit. Listen. When you start breathing through the mouth, I got to take a piss back.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I'm over a certain age where if I got to take a piss, I got to take a piss. I got to take a piss. I'm breathing through my mouth. That shit is flavoring. It's one of these people here, too. We all family. One of your motherfuckers has been eating enchiladas or something. No, this ain't family.
Starting point is 00:13:55 But Ducksie. Not the shit they did. Listen. We're going to make some money. I don't know if it was that Jimmy Johns. Because we eat a lot of Jimmy Johns The cast, the set We eat Jimmy Johns
Starting point is 00:14:07 Nobody's stepping up Nobody's stepping up No, it ain't the Jimmy Jones Who obliterated the bathfruit Yo, biggest disrespect In the planet Earth It can't be Jimmy Johns, though We guys have on a set
Starting point is 00:14:21 Since we started I can't, but I'm gonna be honest And this never happened No, I'm gonna be honest with you That shit dare Yo, I'm from the South Bronx Nah, no, yo kiss Can we get to this?
Starting point is 00:14:32 Can we get to this? South Bronx. That shit that you know it reminds me of? Like, you ever go, no, no, no. Let's not go there. You ever went to a bathroom?
Starting point is 00:14:42 Like, you could, any bathroom. I'm going to say the airport because that's where I bump into it, right? I'm waiting for the bathroom. The worst bathroom in the history of bathrooms is old D Block Studio. That was the worst? I'll give you 50,000 of you.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Nah, they didn't. Nah. Not a battle. It was worse. Nah. Yo, they battled. They did somebody. Who they battle.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Somebody violated the building. And I'm willing to say somebody from another floor. Right? What floor were you on? The eighth floor? Somebody snuck up from the third floor violated this shit. They got out there. Legend.
Starting point is 00:15:18 They knew they had that Farthest Day Crunch. Yo. And they came up here. Oh, shit. Follars Day crunch. Let me explain to you. You're at the airport. Let's go to airport, right?
Starting point is 00:15:30 I'm at the airport. I might want it. I have to take a shit. I'm not shitting on the plane. Right? We're going to get off this subject quick. But you ever had to use the bathroom, waited for the bathroom,
Starting point is 00:15:43 and then cowboy Bob Orton walks out, and you just like, yo, I'm not using that shit. I don't care how much I want to use the bathroom. I think it's best you don't see who used the bathroom before you use the bathroom because the wrong person come out the bathroom. I'm walking out.
Starting point is 00:15:58 I'm like, no, hell no. This guy got fault. I don't need no fertilizer type. You can't clean, it's not enough. I can't clean this shit anyway. Yeah, I can't take this guy, eh? Caitlin Clark, bust my liberties ass yesterday. She gave him 38 in case.
Starting point is 00:16:22 We nine and one. You forgot. No, we nine and one. But I'm just talking about Caitlin Clark. She gets busy. Is she the best in the league? She's definitely one of them. I can't say she's the best one.
Starting point is 00:16:36 You got Breonna Stewart, Nafisa Collins, Sabrina, Nescu. Asia. Andrew Rees just hit a triple double. Kidding me? It's good. Let me tell you something. I feel like.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Pagebackers. I feel like there's a light skin one. Yo. What's the light? Yeah. Oh, no. No, no. I'm saying she's a beautiful young lady.
Starting point is 00:16:57 I forget what team. I forget what team. She's dumb nice. You show me a picture. It's not. Lisa Collins, the one who got... No, Jujuju's the shit. Juju's in college.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Listen, Noggi's fucking all in them are. My Fisa. She's like Mallow. Okay, right now, I'm not going to lie to you. Like a lady Mello, you're talking about. Yes. Yeah, Nafisa. What's her name?
Starting point is 00:17:16 Minnesota Leaks. She's the business. No, no, no, no. She gets... A feet word is impactful. There's no way around it. That's the game I'm talking about. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:26 She is not to be fucked with. Minnesota Linkieza. Yeah. The Likeskin girl. She's a fish. Her game is just like Mello. Yeah, her game is incredible. Now, let me be quick to say this, brother, to address you.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Nobody. When I say nobody is fucking with Juju Watkins when she come in this NBA. So, bottom line, hang up your shit, get your stats out now, because you're not playing against, I'm just telling you the truth. Jujo Watkins is, she wide different. She like AI, not Alan Navison, artificial intelligence. Yo, come on, man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:02 She might be a clone. Yo. This shit, she's doing? Yo, Jo Jo Jo Jo Wachin's not, she's not normal, bro. Okay, and I'm bigging up everybody. We're bigging up, uh, uh, Adja. We're picking up everybody. But I'm going to be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Juju Wacken's on another level. Alia Boston. She gets busy. She on Caitlin's team. She's like the big. She's like a stretch full. Caitlin Klop, 38 points. yo-yo vision.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Look, the only way Look, you're talking to a guy who won seven chips coaching at the rucker. It's sad for me to say this, but the only way to beat Caitlin Clark is to rougher up, bully ball. And what I notice is
Starting point is 00:18:49 the second they play her straight up, like a normal player, she yo-yoed them to death. Like, if you play her, fan square, you're done. crucified. You're over here, she's over here. You got to muscle her.
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Starting point is 00:20:38 Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?
Starting point is 00:20:47 Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're starting a trend. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys?
Starting point is 00:20:59 I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going. down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
Starting point is 00:21:19 people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends.
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Starting point is 00:23:20 Listen to Superhuman on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did you see the big three? The big three started. Oh, you went to go. Ah! Everybody, Fat Joe's the crazy one. I want to hear you talk. First, first, it was Jordan Crawford and Lance. Jordan Crawford put his hand up Lance. Nose is Lance tried to click him. I see Lance and Dwight Howard. I was right at the half. So Lance probably was already feeling some kind of way.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Then after the halftime, him and Dwight got into a little grappling man. I coached Lance Stevenson when his name was born ready. He was 15 years old. He's still born ready. Bussing the NBA asses, yeah, but every time I went last year to see for Clash TV, I went out there to Coney Island, the middle of the projects, to see Lance team played. He played, smacked the dude in the face, pushed him this.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Every game I have seen Lance participate in the last couple of games, for real. He pushing dudes. He just lost the one-on-one to Beasley, which was a great game, but he pushed the other guy trying to, like, Lance got to know, like, yo, Lance, let's tone it down and go back to professionalism because Lance don't want to take no criticism. That got me thinking Who said that's why I even say?
Starting point is 00:24:49 Hold up. No, no. What I'm saying to you is the last three, four times I watched Lance Stevenson, whether it's a street game, whether it's one-on-one, whether it's big three,
Starting point is 00:25:01 he hooked off on everybody. Like, he's going, he got to calm down, calm down, Lance. You can't just be duffing dudes on the sidelines. Okay, that brings me to this. DeMarcus cousin in Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Oh, man, Boogie Cousy. He grabs his dick. This is a friendly show. He can't be saying. He grabs his private parts. There we go. Visibly and wipes it on the guy's face, the fan. Yo, this is murder music.
Starting point is 00:25:38 They threw every beverage in the arena. Yo, my man, this is. He's lucky they ain't throw shots, and I'm not trying to incite nothing because it's very dangerous. he's always been one of my favorite players is very dangerous in Puerto Rico trust me when I tell you
Starting point is 00:25:54 they will smoke somebody outside that arena 100 shots I'm not lying to you it's very scary in Puerto Rico he grabbed his dick and smudged it on the guy's face come on man I never see no shit like
Starting point is 00:26:11 there's no I want to know what the guy was telling the can we can we get the Marcus cousin here or on a Zoom or something? Because I want to know what the guy, the guy definitely violated. He had to say something crazy.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Oh, no, no, no. Crazy, crazy. Like, how did it swirl? That wasn't just because he was losing the game. For the smudge. He gave him the smudge. Oh, yeah, he can't go to Puerto Rico no more.
Starting point is 00:26:37 He just can't. I could have told you that. I don't play with Puerto Rico. And I'm Puerto Rican. You can't. No, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. you. Do not play over
Starting point is 00:26:48 there because that shit gets smoky. I knew it. I said, yo, he can't go to another gang. They already got mad I don't know. But I'm showing Puerto Rico, they already got like mad rumors. This gang's going to smoke them. This guy, it's on out there.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Out there, they inventing. You know, and we Puerto Rico is a gossip. We're going to Chincha. He off the island. Yeah, they got a money. But what I'm saying to you is I'm telling you that whatever the bloods, crypts, Latin, King, of Puerto Rico is and all that, they're all saying they're killing them.
Starting point is 00:27:19 For the fact. Come on, Greg. I'm telling you the truth. I know how this shit worked in Puerto Rico. They are in every barber shop. Thank God he's off the island. He can go play in Greece. He's home with his family.
Starting point is 00:27:32 He's safe. I'm a big Boogie Cousins fan. A huge... I'm sad that he got injured and his career got cut short because I think he could have been a Hall of Famer type player. You understand?
Starting point is 00:27:45 But he gave him the... smudge and he know because he know that that's father. Yo, he must have been like yo man, fuck Puerto Rico. I'm getting out of here. Grab this shit. Wipe it on the guy's... Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:28:00 The machadoes, yo. The fucking machetees probably was coming at all. Oh my God. Thank God for the security who got him out of there. I don't know how he got out of there. He violated him in front of the station in front of the stadium and then it went to the world.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I thought the guy's family was sitting there with him. No, I don't think, yeah, all right. I'm trying to tell you, I do not play in Puerto Rico. I don't get involved. I don't argue with people. Yes, Tavien, signor, you know, keep it. Because the niggas, they got big artillery in Puerto Rico. What's the conference they used to have in Puerto Rico?
Starting point is 00:28:39 The rap shit. Yeah, yeah, they used to have the company. No, no, it was there. I forgot. Rene McLean. But name McLean, what's the conference they used to have in Puerto Rico? How can I be down? That's the first time I flew.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Is that what the name of it was? How can I be down? How could I be down? It was in Miami. He got pulled over in Puerto Rico for whatever that I was at one of them. Fess, the rap. Pulled you over? Oh, I'm the police.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I pulled us over. I got a Dutch master that rolled up. I swallowed the whole Dutch master. It got stuck in my throat. I had to go to McDonald's. This is when they still had supersized. I got a high C.R. It's supercise and drunk the whole shit.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I thought I was going to die, though. Did they ever search you? Yeah. All right. All right. I had to swallow it. Oh, shit. A whole...
Starting point is 00:29:29 They were trying to put motherfuckers in jail. I don't know if I took a couple pulls. It was a freshly rolled Dutch. Gone. My man was just telling me, shout out my brother should have went to hat. My barber. he was telling me he was in Cuba
Starting point is 00:29:46 right because I just watched this documentary on Cuba and I'm half Cuba and half Puerto Rican and he said he went to Cuba and he was at the beach and he lit up I don't know if y'all know Cuba he lit up some weed on the beach it was so it's so poor out there with no disrespect they do whatever they can
Starting point is 00:30:06 because the government is communism but he said he took weed with him over there and smoked it and he said the dude smelt it and was like please he may heck turn it off smelling it was like this is the real
Starting point is 00:30:23 like they don't even get that out there he was smelling it like he said you come tomorrow with this you have the biggest table the biggest he said they treated him like a king came with a blunt the next day gave it to the kid he said the kid never smoked a pure
Starting point is 00:30:39 he wanted the pure that bad he was like oh my god like he couldn't believe, you know what I'm saying? He got that shit. What? Fire. He said the man went loony tunes and was like, treated him like a king.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Next day he came over there, they fed him like a king, treated him like, he was like he had that shit off there. That fire. Listen, a big economist says in five years, there's going to be no need for lawyers or accountants because the AI is going to do everything for you. Five years, they're saying... Where the hell you getting on this AI information from?
Starting point is 00:31:18 It's out there. And so what I'm saying to you... Yo, it's... They're going to take over a lot of shit with AI. They say, you're not going to need a lawyer or accountant. They say right now, I got a guy over here. I don't want to say his name. He just graduated college.
Starting point is 00:31:34 And he said the students are using ChatGPT to cheat on every test. The man admitted to me, he cheated on every fucking test. The guy right over. over there, just water cap and ground. We don't want to say his name. Right now, we'll call him Rossevio. Yo. Oscevedo.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Rosario Oscevedo. You know, Jadio, Rosidio, straight up told me, and I appreciate your honesty, he cheated every test with chat. CBT, answering everything. That's what all the kids is doing right now. I got a boy do a $100 million deal in New Orleans for some hotels.
Starting point is 00:32:12 and they're using the chat GPT. They're saying the other guys using chat GBT too. They're doing the contracts, lawyer to lawyer, and they're waiting to the last second to give it to the human lawyer. Because, you know, they charge us by the hour to get it done. I mean, I'm just saying that's what you believe this shit, the economists are.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I don't like to think about that kind of shit, drag me. This makes me nervous. It makes me nervous, too. Let me tell you something. They're not going to be able to roll up a blunt. a human being. You think they're going to have a little robot rolling shit up? Yeah, they probably is. What he said? He said there's an ER room
Starting point is 00:32:50 in China that's more accurate than humans than it's all robot. Chris, am I lying? There's an ER emergency room in China that's all robots. Japan. And the motherfuckers is serving it up with more precision than humans. Right now. let one of them niggas go crazy laser your neck off
Starting point is 00:33:14 grab your throat and he's going to go crazy like fuck human beings I don't function yo let me tell you something about staying on brand
Starting point is 00:33:23 I was talking to our brother but let's not even like I he really is my brother but I be he's so much my idol I'd be scared to talk like that like he's my brother
Starting point is 00:33:37 I get mad right so in the Tina my sister's president of a deaf jammer. She'd be like, oh, I saw Todd today. I'd be like, yo, you are not allowed to call him Todd. He is L.L. Kool-Jay. Like, I get offended when people try to act
Starting point is 00:33:52 like they even know him. He's such by idol. So I'm hanging out with L.L. Kul-J, Ben Crump, we at the Songwriters Hall of Fame, they honor George Clinton and Rodney Jerkins. So we didn't support. The L.L tells me how much he loves this podcast.
Starting point is 00:34:11 It's incredible. He says, Jada kiss stays on brand. He always talks from a hood perspective. He always talks from a hip-hop perspective. And you, Joe, you know, you like to brag and talk about whirl and shit. But you're saying it from your perspective. How important it is to protect your brand and stay on brand? Because I got one right now that's like most disrespectful shit I'm going to
Starting point is 00:34:37 come with right after that. Dom. It's very important to protect your brand and stay on brand. You know what I mean? It's about finding that balance.
Starting point is 00:34:48 You know what I mean? We ain't, we know what the fuck we was going to do. We just, we're just doing it. We didn't have no structure.
Starting point is 00:34:58 The best way to find out if something worked is try. You know what I mean? Chances make champions. Now, the trend. The train is coming.
Starting point is 00:35:08 The train is coming, baby. Yo, listen, this is what I mean, right? I got the opportunity when I went to Rasha Belize's wedding in Dubai. I met the man Ashton Hall. Ashton Hall, I tell you, Russia, they got a zoo in the house. This is no bullshit. You got a zoo in the house. So when you're eating dinner, this is on guard, Google it, whatever is called Fame Park.
Starting point is 00:35:35 You're eating dinner. You look chat GBT. You look forward. There's tigers. You look to this room, there's bears. You look to this room is elephants. And you're eating dinner in the middle of the... That's the house.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I overheard... On God. Tigers, lions, chimpanzee, everything. Now, last week I threw it up in my story. The white tigers and all that. I'm not lying. But I overheard Ashton Hall, because he was at the... the wedding, we ate dinner there,
Starting point is 00:36:08 asking Rosh's father, could he, like, race a cheater or a cougar? And could he race the eagle? Like, he was politicking. Now, he's physically fit. You've seen the videos. You've seen him go super viral,
Starting point is 00:36:23 racing with my brother, Cali. That shit looked like they could get a movie role with both of them together, right? They race it. So, the world is thinking this is the greatest fastest man in the world. He ain't think so.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I'm at the table. I'm at the dinner table. Him trying to get a cheetah or Cougar on the Eagle to race him. No, I'm being honest. Scott Diesel out of control. The man went for the banana in the tailpipe. No pun intended. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:36:59 And he let little speed the streamer challenge him to a race. Speed bust his ass four times in the world four and all Steve he killed that whole shit you know Ashton should have stuck to brand
Starting point is 00:37:12 he should have said yo this little kid keep threatening me he might be super fast I think Ashton Hall really fucked this whole shit up racing this kid He finished his brain
Starting point is 00:37:24 You think The kid is talking mad shit too You bum I told you You know speed is a nice kid He's a nice kid one of the biggest streamers in the world.
Starting point is 00:37:34 I've hung out with Speed too a bunch of times but Speed destroyed this guy on video with the race. Barefoot. He took his sneakers off and raced him barefoot and beat him.
Starting point is 00:37:46 So my thing is Ashton Hall, he ain't stick to brand. You know what I'm saying? And not only that, Ashton Hall fell down in one of them. That's like when you get your uncle.
Starting point is 00:37:59 He used to be fast. He's thinking he's thinking still got it. No, no, remember your uncle used to be fast? Like Uncle Dan was the fastest in my family. We used to get Uncle Dan and bet guys $20 to race for my block because Uncle Dan from the other one would be like, yo, $20, I bet you I got my uncle beat you. And he come beat their ass back in the days.
Starting point is 00:38:18 But he's old now. Whenever you see that you try to race and you fall on your face and it's done, it's a rat. It should be, hang it up. Hang your converse up. The train ain't coming now. The train ain't coming, baby. No, sir. Yo, on a serious note, we want to give prayers and condolences to Ananda Lewis's family.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Oh, man. Did you know Ananda? I think I met a few times at the young locks when we first came out. I ain't really know. She was super beautiful. Definitely. one of the pioneers in journalism and hip-hop and she was a special person in real life.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Anyway, we'll leave it at that, but we're very sad for her, you know, and she was very strong and opinionated. So, like, she had breast cancer according to everything I've been seeing because now I'll get a phone call. You know, they call in me behind this podcast from east to west coast. But from what I saw,
Starting point is 00:39:29 she knew she had breast cancer and they could have did it the way they do it with chemo and all that, but she refused to do that. According to the reports and the interviews, I saw, and she believed that the body was smart enough to beat the illness itself. You know, and so, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:50 we got a lot of people who feel that way that don't trust science, don't trust technology, technology. Damn sure ain't trust in their eye. You know I'm saying? So shout out to Ananda. Beautiful spirit, beautiful soul.
Starting point is 00:40:04 We're going to miss you. I've seen a very big outpour of hip-hop. You know what I'm saying? You know, she's a legend in the game, bro. She's a fucking legend in the game. Is Father's Day a certified holiday? Don't go here.
Starting point is 00:40:21 You're trying to start some shit. What did you get for Father's Day? I think I got pancakes. You got a T-shirt? I got some pancakes. You got a fucking T-shirt. You actually got a T-shirt? I got a T-Cakes and two turkey bacon.
Starting point is 00:40:34 No, my brown rang off from Belizeaga for my daughter's shit. I ain't got no fucking nothing. I got pancakes, two turkey bacon. I got a friend brown socks in the screwdriver. It's sad how they're doing the foulers out here, man. Yo, it won't stop. You know when I woke up, Father's Day morning. No Birkins.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I don't really care. There's nothing. I don't really care about holidays like that. I'm going to just keep it real with you. I feel like it man-made. We don't get no nothing. Let me explain my peace. You're right.
Starting point is 00:41:10 But I'm going there with you. Every resting ride's open. Look, I'm going with you. Let's go. Right? But let me say this first. My disclaimer. Right?
Starting point is 00:41:20 I believe that a lot of these holidays, especially in America, was made to boost the economy. that it ain't really, we celebrate Thanksgiving and they killed the Indians. Like, I'm just keeping it a buck.
Starting point is 00:41:32 That's just, so these holidays, no, I didn't say anything. That's serious. So I'm saying to you is I don't believe these holidays, so even if it's far as day,
Starting point is 00:41:45 I'm not tripping off of what's going down. Actually, you know what I asked for yesterday? And they fought me, but I know why now. I know why now. I woke up and I said,
Starting point is 00:41:55 I want a TV dinner. The old school. Go, go, no. This thing is crazy, though. It's the truth, though. Yo, am I right or wrong, ass? I woke up. He wanted a TV dinner?
Starting point is 00:42:08 Yeah, fuck. I think he's steak and lops. I want a fucking hungry jack. Yeah, they're going to eat the motherfucker. The fudge, the fudge with the fake fried chicken, with the mac, mac, mac, mac, you got to throw your own butter on with the little corn. The problem is, I live in a very affluent area,
Starting point is 00:42:31 meaning everybody got a mansion. I went to the corner supermarket. They ain't had no TV dinners. I went to the next sexy supermarket. They ain't have it. I go to the hood. They got all the hungry jacks. This is how they fucking us up.
Starting point is 00:42:49 I'm telling you the truth. I didn't know, so I eat my hungry jack happy. Later on, my daughter tells me, yo, by the way, Dad, did you read the back of that shit? I said, no. What was she said? 1,400 sodium. That's like the stuff you're supposed to take for a month
Starting point is 00:43:05 and won hungry jack. I grew up eating this shit every day, three times a day. But was it worth it? No. And after I found out about the 1400 sodium, fuck, no. Yo, let's talk about the BET Awards. I think it was the best BET Awards in the long time.
Starting point is 00:43:24 What you think? Quality. They spent a lot of money. The production was right. The performances was tight. I think everybody rock. What you think? Jesse Collins, my daughter worked on that.
Starting point is 00:43:36 If you let her tell it, that's a whole show. She went to school for sets and all that. She's, you know, she's in there working. Shout out to Jesse Collins. He got a bunch of people's kids working from the end of. He called him a NEPO crew. I got to get my daughter in there. See what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:43:52 That's the NEPO. He calls him the NEPO. Everybody's daughter and son is working for him at that show over there. But I love this BET Awards. And I think it was basically the hits. Like everybody who performed had real hits, real music. It was quality. I want to shout out Jamie Fox, who was in a coma.
Starting point is 00:44:20 He almost lost his life. I love his stand-up comedy that he did on Netflix. You know, had me in tears as well. But you could tell he was always a great guy. But you could tell God is in his life on another level. So while they're doing the tribute to him, which was amazing from baby face that you've seen your man, your man Teddy Riley did the pavement on the roof.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Why with the shit? Yo, all of that was incredible. The Stevie Wonder, now you've seen him doing like, Stevie can't see the award. He's like, yo, I mean, you know, you know, Jamie the Char Factor, but that was crazy. It was dumb funny, right?
Starting point is 00:45:04 But that was crazy. I'm like, you don't fuck with Stevie. Stevie's like, look, the saddest thing, I can tell you the greatest thing and the saddest thing in one comment. To me, short is greats,
Starting point is 00:45:18 but Stevie Wonder's the last great from that time. I mean, we got Pallie LaBelle. We got everybody. I don't want to mess up. But Stevie Wonder is like from when Michael Jackson was a baby,
Starting point is 00:45:35 from the whole Motown. He was a kid doing the music. I feel like he's the last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Making money moves should be easy. And that's why this cash shot is fast, safe, and honestly just way more personalized than other apps out there.
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Starting point is 00:47:48 Snover and Goulders. Snover, Gordon. I've never seen them perform better. Snoop shit was crazy. Snoop shit was crazy, huh? Snoop. They ripped that shit. They ripped that shit.
Starting point is 00:47:56 He got wrong with you. That shit was fired. Snoop Dog, like I always say, the most popular rapper ever in the history of hip-hop. I mean, 50 cent is there. There's something that's there. But Snoop Dogg is definitely doggy Dog is the most noticeable face. I be thinking about that, right?
Starting point is 00:48:16 Because somebody asked me earlier. If I had a dad, for everybody who know this fat joke, I'd be a gazillionaire. You ever think that you're more famous than your bank account? Have you ever felt that way?
Starting point is 00:48:29 Hell fucking, yeah. It can be... It's not even close. If you got paid for every picture, every time you said hi, every time you hugged the baby, every... Going through the airport every time you...
Starting point is 00:48:47 Hey, fat joke, you'll be a gazillion. Yo, bro, they know me everywhere. And it's crazy. The way I knew that I was famous, famous, right? Was I flew to Morocco. It's a true story. This is Makadesh.
Starting point is 00:49:05 There's a town called Makaresh. They picked me up. I'm not going to stereotype them, but I get in the back of the truck. No, I'm telling you. And they drive out. These people ain't speaking English. They drive out into the desert. For about two hours.
Starting point is 00:49:22 The only shit I really see in the desert is a camel walking by itself. About an hour and a half in, I start saying, damn, they caught me. The Taliban. No, this is, yo, I'm telling you, there ain't nothing out there. They ain't a water fountain, gas station, nothing.
Starting point is 00:49:45 It's straight desert. What was you doing it? I was going to do a show. But the guys picked me up in the table. truck, you know, they, like you did a show in New Orleans. Somebody picked you up. These guys wasn't talking English and they drove into the fucking desert for two hours straight.
Starting point is 00:50:03 And I'm thinking in my head, oh, that's it. It's over. It's over. They got me, the Taliban. I swear to God, I was that scared. I thought they had me and I was kidnapped. And then we pull up like a movie to a gate. and it's like a fucking oasis.
Starting point is 00:50:22 They have villas. They had like a villas all the most beautiful shit in the world. And I remember walking to the villa that they gave me and it was two white girls and I mean in the middle of nowhere. Hey, it's us to Jonas Brothers
Starting point is 00:50:40 and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
Starting point is 00:50:49 We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
Starting point is 00:51:14 This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing. a bit for the podcast for people could call in and say, Hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman helped make you funny. This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and headwriter, Streeter Seidel,
Starting point is 00:51:54 help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis, and I know firsthand because I competed there myself.
Starting point is 00:52:16 I'm Renee Stubbs, and on the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on Clay. Jenshin win. I mean, she went down in three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay. Listen, Lerner Rabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now,
Starting point is 00:52:39 and I actually can win on any surface. Because if she's serving, well, good luck. Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. These women know how to vacation. They want to see humans, right? So I walk in a white girl look up, she said, oh, it's Fat Joe.
Starting point is 00:53:35 And she turned back around the guy's suntan. Here, two minutes ago, I thought I was kidnapped by the Taliban in the middle of nowhere, and she looks up and go, oh, it's Fat Joe. That's how I knew I was famous. That's when it hit me and I said, yo, you fucking famous, man. You just thought you was in the middle of the desert by the Taliban. And the girl know you like this.
Starting point is 00:53:56 She just rolled up. I was fat joke. We had a great time. I wasn't kidnapped. I went back home, very safe and everything. We had a great time. You know, in my Kardashian, they got a little man. Have you ever seen the little men like this?
Starting point is 00:54:08 Come on, man. We had one in Jimmy's. Come on, dog. Yo, I'm telling you the truth. Has anybody here? Has anybody... Somebody help me. He said it's a man this...
Starting point is 00:54:18 What size is he? Our fans in Morocco. French Montana knows him. French Montana's from Morocco. I told him he knows him. It's a man this little. I need you to see how small he's saying. Let me explain, son, of you.
Starting point is 00:54:33 What size organs do he got? Yo, give me this shit. I promise you. This shit, the rewinded box. No. Hold up. No. Yo, come on.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Definitely the Kiss Cafe. Let me get the Kiss Cafe. Let me get the Kiss Cafe. Listen, let me tell you something. You seen a human being? This man will be ducking behind this shit in real human life. It's a grown man. It's not even now.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Yo, listen, he's a grown man with a suit. A suit. No, no. No. Yo, the man job. Oh, I'm capping. Go to my goodness. Yo, look them up.
Starting point is 00:55:12 He just. Yeah. I promise you. He said he got a suit on. Yo, we had a Dominican. Come on, we had a Dominican named Nelson that passed away,
Starting point is 00:55:22 rest in peace. He used to come to Jimmy's Bronx Cafe. The man was this big. Come on, yo, I'm telling you. You got to... Yo, listen. He's definitely not bigger
Starting point is 00:55:32 than the Kiss Cafe. I've been to carnivus. I've been in a man. Oh, no, no, no. There's nobody was this big, though. Yo, there's a little man in Morocco. He's still alive in Makadesh. Okay, we want y'all to send us pictures
Starting point is 00:55:45 To the Joe and J to Instagram Because y'all be thinking I'm capping He won't be hiding behind this shit This is at least Three fourths of his body Yeah, come on, dog Please There's no way
Starting point is 00:56:01 What's that sneaking No no no no no no I'm not a myth I am not a myth al-a-hahmda-la i am not a myth i got a go yeah come on dog this guy's killing let's see if french picks up he got hide yo i bet you they said it to us french ain't pick up let me tell you something i'll tell you we had a dominican one named nelson he passed away yo he used to be a jimmy he jumped from the table to the chair to the this you never seen it i'm not violating
Starting point is 00:56:37 in no way can anybody get us a picture of nelson or he's he or Nelson will be found. You guys are going to make sure I'm not capping. The guy who does the clips, you're going to find pictures of Nelson. You're going to find pictures of the man in the Macadash. Because they say I'll be capping. There's a little man. I can't take it.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Well, I've never seen a little woman like that, right? I've seen a little man like that. I've never seen a woman like that. How big is he? He's hot and be. This shit. Yo. Yo.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Yo, listen. I need... I need... I need... Yo, dog! He's hiding. His face might just go, like, peek over this shit,
Starting point is 00:57:25 like... Yo. It's a little man with a suit. Yo. Yo, dog. He's killed me. Rewinded 10, CVS, Sally Beauty,
Starting point is 00:57:33 go get it. A little man with a soup. Kiss Cafe. Go get your stuff. Kiss Cafe. It killed me, all right? You think I'm lying.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Nah. All right. I'm just trying to tell you. Let me tell you something. All the people say shit for clickbait, content, shit like that. I say facts all the time. And when we do the clip, you're going to see the little man. Two of them.
Starting point is 00:57:55 I know a Dominican one Nelson. He passed away, rest of peace. Rest and peace, the Nelson, man. But the other man. We got to get the... When we... From Morocco is alive. And French knows him.
Starting point is 00:58:08 French Montana knows him. You got kids? I don't know. Yo, come on. I'm not going to go there with you. He's got a girl. I'm sure he got a girl. They think he's cute and all that.
Starting point is 00:58:17 The man's a little scrungy. Yo, yo, yo, what's the toy they selling over and out now? For the girls, everybody's getting them toys. La Boo-boo. The boobo. Yeah. The girl, woman can have her own, Lubbubo. The man.
Starting point is 00:58:31 The man. Yo, let me tell you. The picture surfaces. It is. No, no, it's happening. I'm not lying to you. Nelson? You found Nelson.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Who you found? From Morocco, let me see. We got him. We got him, bro. No. I tell you I don't cap, man. I'm not fucking capping, bro. Yo, kiss.
Starting point is 00:58:53 I know that you look at him first. Just make sure that's hit. Look at my man. Oh shit. Oh, fucking shit. Look at my man. Yo, look. Look at him sitting on a watermelon.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Look at this shit. Oh, I told you. This is my guy. I'm not lying to you. This is my guy. He's on a watermelon. He ain't bigger than the watermelon. Look at this shit.
Starting point is 00:59:21 I told you. Kiss, I told you. But he ain't. No, no, he's puny. Put the Kiss Cafe. That's shit half his body, bro. He's on a watermelon like that's a building. Do it?
Starting point is 00:59:34 Y'all, come on, kiss. You try a violent. You let this guy? I know him from my cadets. But how big is he for real? He'll hop, like he'll hop from the table to the chair, hop down. You help him. The No Cap Award.
Starting point is 00:59:51 You seen this shit? The No Cap Award goes to crap. You dog. This a man. Yo, look at him. He's sitting on a watermelon. He's crazy, you know. I try to tell you.
Starting point is 01:00:02 He's a grown man. He's a man. A grown man be wearing suits and shit. Go away. He do. You got a little button up, one. He got a little polo button up. Look at the little sneakers, man.
Starting point is 01:00:15 You ain't seen... You know, this thing's crazy. I've been around the world. I'm trying to tell you. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't want to hit nothing. He found the little guy. Yo, but look at the pineapple. I need Nelson.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Half his body. If you get Nelson... No, Nelson is Dominican. He died. Look up Nelson. Nelson. Nelson is out there. Nelson used to hang with us in the Bronx. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Yo, the pineapple. You met him in Morocco? Yeah. French knows him? French knows him by name and everything. When I tell French, yo, you know the little guy, he'll say his name real quick. That's why I called him.
Starting point is 01:00:52 I was like, you know. He's a grown man. No, he's a grown man. He ain't this small. Ladies and gentlemen, he ain't this size, though. What size is he? The pillow? Look at this guy.
Starting point is 01:01:07 The fucking pineapple is to his. neck. That's crazy. How little is he? His body is half. Yeah, I try to tell you, that boy be hot behind Kitskaffey. He'd be like this.
Starting point is 01:01:18 I told you. Yo, that's hard, man. He made it. It's real talk. Real talk. We got to put him on the screen. Yo, that's crazy, though. That's the illest.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Yo, is that crazy or not? With a suit. What kind of suit? What kind of suits do you have? Oh, a lot. Oh, look at the lady on them. No, no, look, he got the suit. Look, kiss.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Yo, he got the suit. Yo, look at the lady on him. He got his soap. No, I'm dead ass. Yeah, look, he got the suit. He be rocking suits and bowtile, all this shit. I can't take it. I'm not lying.
Starting point is 01:01:57 We got to have an EMS on the side, man. You got Nelson? You felt Nelson? Yeah, come on, man. Let me see Nelson. I give up already. Yo, listen, Boo. Who's bigger?
Starting point is 01:02:10 Get yourself a boost. Yo, give yourself a boost moment. You see you looking at Nelson? Did you look at my other man that was sitting on the watermel? Who's alive? My Kardashian's alive. Nelson is passed away, right? You see Nelson?
Starting point is 01:02:23 How big is Nelson? Same type shit, right? Wow. Let me see it. Oh, you can't really see it. See it. Look. This is Nelson.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Oh, shit. Yo, dog. And Nelson's a little taller than my cousin. Kadesh guy. Yeah, he's a little total. He used to rock the T.S. chain and, you know, Jimmy's Blanche Cafe, the big, this guy, that's.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Yeah, I swear to God. Two foot two inches? Who, McIntyrecher is now. My cadet's two. Two foot two inches? That's my guy. He'd be in the suits. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Was he on Leibnman? What's this? He was on some shit. He's the littlest guy. Ten years ago. He passed away, though. No, Nelson had girlfriends and everything. I used to see him in the Dominican clubs.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Yo. Yeah, I'm telling you. Yeah. Y'all Nelson used to be in the Dominican clubs. I promise you. Crack. I got to leave Crack alone. I'm trying to show you.
Starting point is 01:03:24 He showed y'all Nelson. And he showed y'all Mack and Ash, man. Shout out to Rick the Rule. He dropped the new album, doesn't it come with a movie or short film? Yes, the movie's a short film. Called Victory. It's called Victory. Um, he got, yo, he sounds like vintage.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Slick Rick. There's a song on here called Landlord. So, like, Train Keep coming. The Train Keep coming. Listen to him. It's a song called Landlords. I feel like I went in a time machine listening to this album.
Starting point is 01:04:14 It's not easy at all. He got to join with Nass, this crazy called Documents. The album is great. For me, Slick Rick, I'll let you tell what the Slick Rick mean to you. Oh, that album is first album is like a manuscript of storytelling, wittiness, just some fly shit that
Starting point is 01:04:40 you needed to hear over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. You know what I mean? Same here. When I was young, I left my mother's house. And although my reputation was being tough, being a gangstile, I was very young. and I had to stay in the crackhead hotel. It's crazy because I did like a documentary type shit and we tried to get access to the hotel.
Starting point is 01:05:06 We're still there by Dodge High School up there by Cretona by motor vehicle. And the owner was like, yo, fat Joe always call us a cracket hotel. We've seen all his interviews. He can't film here. Because, you know, they shit is... When I was growing up... They're trying to do business.
Starting point is 01:05:20 They still trying to get business. They still getting business. I'm calling the cracket hotel. But the truth is, I really lived. in a crackhead hotel, $30 a day. And dudes was busting dudes heads open with 40-ounce bottles. I used to open my door, people shooting heroin. This is the crack era.
Starting point is 01:05:39 And it was scary. And the only thing I could do was listen to Slick Rick. And my Walkman to go through the whole night just kept listening. Hey, y'all, hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. And all the show, everything. So Slick Rick, he got a special place in my heart. I look at Slick Rick worldly.
Starting point is 01:05:59 I can claim them as the Bronx's own. I could do that. It's from the Bronx. We never do that, though. We share Slick Rick with the world. We never say the Bronx. Slick Rick. We always say Slick Rick.
Starting point is 01:06:14 We don't claim them. We're in the Bronx. That's where he called his case at. He got to have some connection to the BX. I got some super real Slick Rick stories that I've been. scared to tell him that I saw just being an innocent bystand. The one day I'm going to have to tell him, be like, you're Rick, you remember the time this?
Starting point is 01:06:34 Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, new? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it.
Starting point is 01:06:45 We just contributed to us. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name? Hey Jonas, guys. I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, for people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 01:07:29 or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel,
Starting point is 01:07:49 help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The French Open is one of the toughest tests in tennis. And I know firsthand because I competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs.
Starting point is 01:08:13 And on the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris. Every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on clay. Jen Chinchin win. I mean, she went down in three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay. Listen, Lernerabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now. And I actually can win on any surface.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Because if she's serving, well, good luck. Consider this your court side seat to the French Open. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHeart Women's Sports. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I was there at certain places. Slick Rick, a real one on another level.
Starting point is 01:09:29 It's that victory album. Mandy, his wife, shout out to the whole team. We love you, Slick, Rick. And, yo, the music sounds amazing. That's what I want to hear from Slick Rick. Yo, Jay, to the part you always hate. Top five female rappers. Should we do top five or should we do like a Mount Rushmore?
Starting point is 01:09:53 It's the same shit as a headache, and it's a religious argument, and somebody's going to be mad, and it's more than five. But fuck it, let's go. Who's your five? It is way more than five. It is way more. Everything we talk about, like, you know, I'm surrounded. We talk about top five producers.
Starting point is 01:10:12 I wouldn't even be alive without Coulin Dre right now or Scott Stor. You see what I'm saying, Kooling Dre? Diamond D. He forgot to say, y'all on his ass. Now he's coming back. fixing it because it's more than five. I'm not tired of fix it, but it's more than five. Females.
Starting point is 01:10:29 The next show, you're going to be shouting out to the ladies, you forgot. Yeah, I mean, because I love them all. You know what I'm saying? I love them all. Like, I love all producers, all rappers, all ladies. I just know that this is the shit that gets y'all. You guys, because hip-hop is all about the debate. I remember so many times in the summer,
Starting point is 01:10:55 we would be up to six in the morning in front of the building just arguing about who's the nicest. Shout out my man Shy. He down in Miami, but he would always say Dana Dayne, I would say Slick Rick. We would argue in junior high. This is the great debate in hip-hop. So somebody like Jada kiss, I want to know who he thinks.
Starting point is 01:11:15 For the moment, because it could change next week. For the moment, who's your top five female artists of all? of all time. Yeah, I'm talking about everybody. We can't just do this moment right here. You know, you got a lot of girls winning, but are they bigger than... Female rappers? You say?
Starting point is 01:11:36 Female rappers. Emcees, rappers, everything. No, I'm going to let you go first. That's only five, but I, yeah, let's go. Ladies and gentlemen, this is all crack. So don't... I'm just participating, but it's... Blame everything.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Shoot all the shots at him. because I'm telling you it's more than five. You know that. I know that. They know that. But, Queen Latifah. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:12:03 See some saying? Mm-hmm. MC Light. Mm-hmm. Shout out to MC Light. Her mom's, God bless. You know, her mom's just going through it. You know, you have to say of all time.
Starting point is 01:12:17 All right. I'm just saying, what you want to just do? I mean, you, you hit two. missiles. I can't... Can we make it six or seven? See, ladies take it different than guys. They're gonna be mad at it.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I'm with six or seven. I'm with six or seven. We got to do it because our sisters, they're going, they're gonna want to school. Now he switched it. They don't want to kill us. No, no, no. Well, you made me switch it.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Like, why is he mad at me? All right, it's still five, Jada. It's still five. I got to kindly, I got to kindly get out of this. Because I already, you're putting me in hot water right now, crack. I know you want to be in hot water. Who I said, the Queen Latifah, MC, Light, right?
Starting point is 01:12:59 Now let me mix it off a little. You took care of the foundation. Yeah, but I still not going to make everybody happy however you slice this shit. That's why I asked you this question. It got to be something challenging. Queen Latifah, Light, then I'm going to fast forward, Kim and Fox.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Then I'm going to fast forward to Nikki. That's four. You didn't mention. All right. So you said five. You said Kim, Foxy. I gave Kim and Fox, MC Light Latifah, and Nikki.
Starting point is 01:13:36 So that's where you stand? You leave me no choice. I can keep. I want to say Lauren. No. I want to say Missy. All right. It's more, man.
Starting point is 01:13:46 You're putting me in a sticky situation. I'm going, Lauren. I'm going Lauren Hill all-time, number one best female rap-up. All right. There's four more you got to do. I like how you did it. You better throw Remy and Meeley-A-N-A-N-you-Go-Make it out the bill. You got real slick because you said Foxy and Kim.
Starting point is 01:14:07 You didn't say three or four, like you said Foxy and Kim. No, I gave two, two and one. Who's better Foxy and Kim? Who's- They both? You gave me to say all five. I'm giving you Latifah, M-Cy, Light, Kim, Kim, Foxy and Nikki, no order. You just said name five ladies to all the time.
Starting point is 01:14:26 I'm saying Lauren Hill. Okay. I'm saying Foxy and Kim. You're going to use my five? Use your mother. Pick your own ladies. No, no, but those really are top five. So even if they're the top five, I can't use, all right.
Starting point is 01:14:43 Okay, that makes easy. They can't use my five. That makes easier for me. All right, let's get me here. You got L buggy. Who I? Y'all, listen, I got El Boogie, I got Remmy Ma. Okay, he better.
Starting point is 01:14:53 You know. You better have Rim in there, baby. That pistol, smoking. She could, she be at my house so quick, right? So I got Rem, I got Lauren Hill. You said, if that's the case, I got to go with Missy Elliott. You better. So you got Lauren, I got, because I can't pick your five.
Starting point is 01:15:18 So I got Lauren. You got Lauren, Rem. Rem. Missy. You got two more, brother. See, this is the wax shit Jada did to me on the producers. He started mentioning my producers. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Right? So then I'm going to give it right back to him and say Eve. Okay? I'm going to give it right back, return to sender and give you Eve. Eve over there with the billionaire. I forgot about Eve. What's wrong with that? Eve is on the.
Starting point is 01:15:49 another stratage fan. She's supposed to be. That's my baby. Sisters. Go get yourself a billionaire husband. I advise it. Some of my hike,
Starting point is 01:15:59 all that. Go live a life. I'm not mad at her. For fun. Yes. Fish. She got the bag. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:06 We're not mad at her. I might need a loan. It's my sister. For life. Y'all Eva, I'm a holler. So you got Lauren Hill. Remi.
Starting point is 01:16:15 Missy. Eve Missy. Who's the last one, brother? Last one is hard. Man. and I'm gonna go out, and you already picked Light and Latifah. Oh, man. Go Mony in there, man.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Moni is a legend, but she got like a short-spin. That's thick as cat. Nah, no, no, no, Mooney was always incredible. Ladies first, man. I love Mony. Don't do that. Moni got that slick Rick of ladies. I love, Moni love.
Starting point is 01:16:45 Don't do that to me, but I'm thinking. Pick your fifth, dog. What's so hard. I'm thinking, oh, that's what he gets for bringing up these fucking segments. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to say. He's stuck, yeah? No, no, I'm not because I'm going to say, and you're going to say I'm very biased,
Starting point is 01:17:05 but I got to say Cardi B. I have to say. BX, baby, Cardi, we love you. I have to say that because if we talk about biggest female rappers of all time, she won the Grammy. She sold 10 million. wrecking some wild shit. So it's legit.
Starting point is 01:17:24 But all in all, I got I got Remy. We left out, go old rila. That's the shit you do. Don't you? Jay, this is what makes this shit. Lady of Rage. Say, you hear this guy, Lady of Rage.
Starting point is 01:17:36 What's up, sis? Yeah, I mean. Fucking love the Lady of Rage. Rod Digger. I could keep going, man. No, Rod Digger, dead nice. Rod Degad. Don't start that.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Amidia. Because I can just keep saying everybody, too. Rest of peace. The ISIS. Oh. What's my girl? I don't want to feel. Boss from out there in Detroit.
Starting point is 01:18:00 She had a moment. Yeah. I think she passed too. She passed away. My girl, Mia X, being that we shot not all the woman. What's on, rest in peace too, Jersey. Hurricane G. She was nice.
Starting point is 01:18:13 Man, Hurricane G. Gloria. She was just legend off her, Yo, Red Man. Get off that punk. smooth shit. Kick that shit. Press in peace, Fox, M-O-P.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Well, Fox, she's a legend in the game. I was thinking about Fox the other day. I seen a post that Premier just posted of her. And he said every night when he goes to his house, he got a picture of her in the basement. I hope I'm
Starting point is 01:18:43 saying that right, Primo. He put it on Instagram and he gives a little kiss to Fox and he's, you know, Fox was a legend. Legend. in the hip-hop game, man. And so there you have it. We're the biggest in the game. The Joe and Jada show.
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Starting point is 01:19:30 Peace, y'all. The volume. Hey, guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what?
Starting point is 01:19:53 We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick, tired and sick.
Starting point is 01:20:10 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform?
Starting point is 01:20:38 We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Winning on Clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know.
Starting point is 01:20:55 I competed there for decades. Join me, Renee Stubbs, on the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moment's set to find Roland Garris. Gentil win. She's an outsider to win the French fame. And she likes Clay. Listen, Leonard Rabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now.
Starting point is 01:21:12 And I actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. And nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where SportsSlice comes in.
Starting point is 01:21:34 I'm Timbo. In every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headline. And we're going straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment,
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