The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Joe and Jada - Ty Dolla $ign on 'Tycoon' album, Kanye West & 'Vultures,' Lady Gaga & R&B eras

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

Fat Joe and Jadakiss welcome one of the most celebrated voices in R&B hip hop to the blue couch as Ty Dolla $ign joins Joe and Jada ahead of his upcoming 'Tycoon' album, which comes out this Frida...y, October 17th. Ty breaks down his single "SMILE BODY PRETTY FACE" featuring Kodak Black and YG, his famous collaborations with Kanye West on the 'Vultures' albums, working with Mariah Carey on "The Distance," signing "MUTT" singer Leon Thomas to his record label EZMNY Records, meeting Prince in his youth, and explains why the artist he wants to work with the most is Lady Gaga. 6:30 - First solo project since 2020: 'Tycoon' out Oct. 17th 9:15 - Owning his own label 11:30 - Kanye West & 'Vultures' era 19:00 - Working w/ Kodak Black & YG on "SMILE BODY PRETTY FACE" 21:15 - Screening his documentary at Tribeca Film Festival 33:45 - Being a girl dad & hilarious parenting talk 36:30 - They're going CRAZY over in Dubai 45:00 - Working with Mariah Carey 47:30 - What was the best R&B era? + Wanting to work with Lady Gaga 51:15 - Fat Joe's biggest problem with hip hop right now 59:15 - Collaborating with Hitmaka [Timestamps may vary due to advertisements.] Joe and Jada now on Patreon All lines provided by Hard Rock BetSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:12 Appreciate you. How you like that intro? I love that. That's actually the best intro so far. I definitely might use that on the album. I was hoping to salute you. Yo, let me tell you something. That was a hell of a fucking intro right there.
Starting point is 00:03:27 It was all facts as well. Sometimes he leaves off a little. It's all facts. Sometimes he tries to go too humble. I'm like, yo, bro, we just had hit boy there, Alchemist in my world. That's like fucking Bateshoven and Motel. I'm like, yo, hold on, let's just call a Beethoven to Bozah
Starting point is 00:03:47 because these guys are phenomenal. But we have Todd Dallison who could have been a member of Boystabent, could have been a member of Guy, who would have been a member of Jodacy? I think you're the only artist because, believe it or not, you've been the game in a while, but you're still the relevant youth artists. Yeah. Nobody looks at you like, yo, you know, you're the only one that I could just mention and say,
Starting point is 00:04:16 yo, he could have been in one of these legendary groups. What's that like it? Did you come up listening to these guys? Yeah, I definitely came up listening to them guys and even further back. My pops was in the group Lakeside, so. Fantastic, boy. Exactly, exactly. So from near and even before that.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Snip inside. The father was in that group. Yeah. That's it. So I've been like. studying all the different R&B styles, the rock styles, the hip-hop styles, and all that applies to what I'm doing today.
Starting point is 00:04:49 When you was young, you was able to meet Prince, Earth Win and Fire. Yeah. What did that spark? What did that do for your musical DNA? I mean, it put me on to the greatest music possible, if you know what I mean? So like I said, all that still applies in what I'm doing today. You know what I'm saying? You can just reach back into the files and be like,
Starting point is 00:05:09 oh, yeah, let's use it. that sound or let's use that riff or whatever case. You want to know what's crazy is. You know what I'm tight. We're cooling Dre. And I remember you know, Dre makes hooks. And one day Dre made a hook
Starting point is 00:05:24 that nobody could sing. He did the brown paper bag. And we try to get every top singer in the use of the universe at the time for Calais. Nobody could have hit. Oh, Dre didn't want to
Starting point is 00:05:40 Stay on anyone. It was a reference. But we used, whoever was the hottest guys at the time, it was Callis single. We was trying to get them on there. And they couldn't hit that note. Pause, right? I feel like you, there's nothing you can't do.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Like, you can, like, nobody can give you a reference that you can't do that. Yeah, for sure. That's crazy. Because some people would be like, yo, I can't. No, for sure, for sure. Like I said, if it wasn't for Pops for real, man, and all that put me on to all that old stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:12 It's like I always try to mimic every single thing, starting back from what you said, Prince, Earth, Win and Fire. That's some very high notes. You know what I'm saying? I may not be able to get way up there, but I'll figure it out. You get it.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I'll turn my voice into a chipmunk if I have to. That's really crazy. The first solo project in nearly four years, Tycoon. Yeah. What made you want to pull the trigger right now? What was, what told you? I'm always doing music. I was going to put out a solo project before I started the Voltras era.
Starting point is 00:06:50 You know what I'm saying? And now it's time for the solo project. So Tycoon 10, 17, it's 15 tracks on there. If you buy the album, then you get to extra bonus tracks. Bangor after bangor after bangor is something for everybody, man. I look at my shit. like a restaurant, you know what I'm saying? It's like...
Starting point is 00:07:12 I got something on the menu for the... Exactly. You gotta have every restaurant I go to. I'm like, yo, what's the Big Mac? Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, you go to McDonald's. You need the Big Mac been...
Starting point is 00:07:24 The Big Mac been paying the rent for a long time. You go to Burger King. It's a Whopper. Right? Something pays the bills all the time. So I go to a restaurant, I said, listen, man, it's my first time you here. What's your big...
Starting point is 00:07:37 I need the Big Mac. What's the best shit that every... Somebody is coming there. Every night they want that fish. They want that. It's always something. Yeah. You know, he's saying he got 15 Big Macs on that album
Starting point is 00:07:50 and two free if you purchase YMbo. Right. Yeah. Now look, we got features of mean ones. Kodak Black. YG. Him and YG always make fire joints. Question.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Oh, Leon Thomas. That's, take your time. That's him. Okay. Yeah, Leon Thomas also signed in my label. Oh, where? He was our first artist we signed to Easy Money Records. Shout to my brother, Sean Ben.
Starting point is 00:08:13 You're getting a lot of fucking... What money over there, dog? Make you die? Don't start bragging about no money, Jay, to get real fucking, man. He getting a lot of money over there, man. Let him start bragging about money. That motherfucker be like, yo, man. Y'all get too much money.
Starting point is 00:08:27 He's the first artist on your label. He was the first artist on the label. What's the song? What's the song again? Mutt. The shit you... Oh, yeah. Man.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Number one. Oh, that's that shit. Number one rhythmic. Number one, all type of other. this shit. He got a new record that just reached number 11 on Hot 100. So, you're moving, man. Shout out to the other four artists that we just signed. Who's the other four artists? Let's give him a shot.
Starting point is 00:08:50 You got RJ the Weirdo. You got Keith Turner. You got Busy Crook Major. And you got Sage from Texas. Man, everybody on the label's crazy for sure. I know you know so much. You know music so much. And we're done being talented. you're just sitting to give a plotting on music, it's going to be incredible. Yeah, for sure. You know, let Jada, what area you went? Because, you know, I jump all over the place. No, I'm just supposed to ask them, how is it having your own label?
Starting point is 00:09:23 Like, what's the, how do you like it so far? I like it because I basically get to bless back and everything that happened to us as artists, when we saw mistakes, I get to make sure that them same mistakes don't happen this way. that I feel like we should have been getting paid and somebody was fucking us over. I ain't going to do that to the next people. Like certain people would be like,
Starting point is 00:09:46 oh, this happened to me, so that's what you're supposed to do. But I'm like, nah, man, like, let's clean this shit up. You know, that's how ratting became a thing. Yeah. Somebody ratted it. They said somebody riding on me, then it turned into a epidemic. Turned into an epidemic.
Starting point is 00:10:01 How would we just get on the rats that fast? No, we just, what he's trying to say is That's my vision. You know, people always used to say artists shouldn't sign the artist. My vision was always We got fucked.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Who can help you better than the artist? We made all those mistakes. So we're trying to guide you so you don't make the mistakes. Yeah. I mean, I'm all in with that. Easy money is the name of the label. Easy money, the name of the label.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Le Bonarjean, the name of the champagne. I mean, good money. Ty Dalla, Sondon. He is the money to the champagne Yeah I'm saying Fucking shit Sound like it's from France
Starting point is 00:10:44 And all It is It can't be champagne If it ain't from France We need Let boon on show All right All right Jannie
Starting point is 00:10:53 You got me You got it You know it is what it is We got the documentary Coming soon It's called Still Free TC Yes sir
Starting point is 00:11:02 You get to see The whole Lifesman A dollar sign For the beginning until now the ups and downs. I mean, people only get to see the good shit, but this time you get to see the family.
Starting point is 00:11:15 You get to see everything I went through growing up in South Central and making it to the levels that we had now. And even there's still struggle now, you know what I'm saying, that you got to go through to get to the next level because there's always a level I'm trying to reach. I ain't comfortable. You know, the elephant in the room is,
Starting point is 00:11:34 what's it like doing a project with Kanye West Yeah In the middle Because I feel like you stood tall with them When people ain't want to stand next to them At the time Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:46 And you was in crazy Kanye Trent Like you was in that In there Yeah Like at the shit What? And the tricks In the flames of the flames
Starting point is 00:11:58 What's it? What made you say Y'all I'm staying with this man Are we gonna make music Because We know how that shit be with somebody be into some hot shit, everybody run away.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Yeah. What made you say, nah, this is the time I'm going to hold my man down and I'm going to make music with him and what is that whole shit, that whole time? When it kind of making music,
Starting point is 00:12:21 you already know what? What it do with him? You know what I'm saying? Like, just from the track record and then y'all see what happened with us. The music is the music. Vogels went number one. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:12:32 So it was a success. A lot of people say whatever they say, but I stick to my guns. I made one of the best musical projects ever. Like you said at the intro, when you want to come to music, you come to me, you know what I'm saying? And I did that over there.
Starting point is 00:12:48 You know what I mean? All the bullshit, six, seven, you know what I'm saying? It's not even worth talking about. Six seven. You get you with the six seven. Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is, you know, when I recorded, I recorded one song with Kanye.
Starting point is 00:13:06 He made me do my verse. With 400 people on the hook, but you in there, you bless me on that hook, man. But they ain't about the buddy, y'all don't really care. What'd you say, 400 people on the hook? Yeah, so we did a joint product joint. It was at least 50 people on the hook. Right. It was you, Buster, Mo's death.
Starting point is 00:13:23 It was mad people. Mad people. What, before it came out or? No, he made the hook. Yeah, he had some genius idea that he heard different vocals, and he made mad people saying, What did you say? Came out hard or none? Came out great.
Starting point is 00:13:39 But it was already a hit, right? So it was like, I'm coming right off of the Chris Brown another round. Yeah. You know when you're on fire, you got that extra, that your ears like, okay. So we had a joint that we did with Bink and Rico Love. And then Kanye was like, yo, Joe, I want to work with you. Now, you're one of my favorite artists of all. Sorry, he's a genius.
Starting point is 00:14:04 So I said, great. He said, what you think? You dropped it. And then I play it for him. He says, I got some idea. He turned the whole song around, right? So it was like, just think another round part too. We already had the dope hook, this, this.
Starting point is 00:14:18 And he turned the hip hop. And he was like, even if it wasn't about the money, he put everybody in their mother on the hook. So it was like 10 of us, 15 of us on the hook. But the point I'm saying is I was in the studio. That's the man that made me say my first. He made me say my verse. Maybe a hundred times in the world.
Starting point is 00:14:39 He'd be like, colder sack. Coldersack. Colder sack. I'm like, look. You know, I'm like, yeah, I got the Kanye West. At the time, I might have been the only dude that ever lost with the niggins. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because I'm thinking everything he does wins.
Starting point is 00:14:56 He's over there. That was a good shoe. Yeah, but, you know, I want the supremacy. You know what it is. And then he goes, I want supremacy. I want a damn. I want to be number one. You know how that shit go?
Starting point is 00:15:08 And then I go to man go, he makes me take the heart. I'm independent, by the way. I've been independent for 15 years. So I pay for my videos, my samples, my songs, my, everything. I pay for everything. The man won a fucking Hype William video. We shoot a Hype William video. Hype William, I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:15:28 He came with a flashlight. Hype William came with like a regular camera. and I paid hundreds of thousands and he had the flashlight on us while we were... Like, you talk about getting jerked in your face. Flash in your face.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Oh, pause? Yo! Yo, you know how much money I paid for this shit? This thing is came with a flashlight. Yo! You think of Hype Williams, you're going to float in the air and all that shit, man. It came with the flashlight.
Starting point is 00:16:02 I'm looking... Then I go, And then the only thing I'm trying to remember this video Oh yeah, pride of joy That one fucking was hard though huh We don't know You can't listen
Starting point is 00:16:11 You better stop You better stop Yeah yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:16:20 Your time That man made me use Hype Williams All right So I'm just saying I'm independent Right It's a lot of money
Starting point is 00:16:27 But not only that The only thing he ever charged me for was his wardrobe I walked by the fucking his wardrobe. He got $7,000 tang tops
Starting point is 00:16:38 and shit. Man, I used to rob supermarkets, B. The fucking had a problem with this shit. You hear me? Like a tang top.
Starting point is 00:16:51 $7,000. I'm walking through from France to this. That's the hustle, right? What's the hustle? Yeah, that's the hustle. Don't charge. Just expenses.
Starting point is 00:17:00 And the expenses is fucking. Oh. bro, I went through that wardrobe. I was walking out that shit twitching. Like, yo, who's paying for this? You are? This is the wardrobe. The separate wardrobe on a...
Starting point is 00:17:13 Man, boy, hit me with a fucking ham on my head. I said, boom, he'd come over there. You remember what the bill was? It was about $49,000. But the problem is this fool... If a man came with some boutique... He killed. He was tank tops.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Bro, I'm not exaggerating. Like, who the fuck want to pay $7,000 for a taint? I'm looking at this. I say, this shit unreal. It's going to be number one, Joe. I even lost because, you know, you got to put down a radio budget. Like, I'm a radio. Like, I go for the home run.
Starting point is 00:17:45 I don't play. Right? So I put down the radio budget, a couple of hundred thousand out my pocket. And the shit don't work. And I doubled down on the radio. It's the only record in the world I ever paid twice for the radio. But I doubled down on the bitch. I was like, no, this shit.
Starting point is 00:18:03 gotta go. Stick with the program. I was like, no, you, bro, I took a big hell. But I was happy I got to work with him, but, you know, nobody ever made me say the verse 100 times. That's crazy. So I know what that was like.
Starting point is 00:18:19 You working with the man. Yeah, I never had to say a verse 100 times, but I heard other people say the same story for sure. That's that producer shit, though, you know? It's like. So here's what he's looking for. Yeah. Keep doing it.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I'm a producer as well, though, so it's like... You play every instrument, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. So your father took... The only thing I don't play is like brass and woodwinds and shit like that, but bass, guitar, keys, drums, make the beats, write the song, produce the song, engineer the song, whatever you want to do.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Man, promote the muffles. Smoke. All that. Promotions. That's all the extra shit. You know what I'm saying? That's like, you know, we creatives, we want to make the shit, see it going. And then they're like, all right, now you got to go promote the shit.
Starting point is 00:19:12 You got to kiss babies and fucking, like, nobody promoted. People just think it's just going to studio and make a song. And that's it. It's way bigger than that. But so would they join with Kodak. How was it making that? It was easy. Me and Kodak had another song on my album.
Starting point is 00:19:30 He was like, yo, man, I really want to use this song for my album. at the last fucking minute. I'm like, all right, he was like, don't trip, I got you on another one. And he sent me that. That might be better than the other one, but we're going to see. His album about to drive next thing.
Starting point is 00:19:44 You're going to have the other one on there. But yeah, man, shout out to Kodak. As soon as I did my part, I'm like, okay, this got to be the one, because I didn't have YG on the album, but I was looking for one, but I'm like, all right, this perfect because it feels west side,
Starting point is 00:19:58 but, you know, it's still got all the other elements and shit. So YG hopped on here, and here we are. It's my body, pretty face. It's out right now. I mean, let me tell you something, brother, man. You don't work with some characters, man. You're just a safe place. They see you as a safe place.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Yeah. But, man, I've just been a big fan, man. I love when you blessed me with me and Remme with the money showers. Oh, that's a classic right there. Money showers? Yeah. Brain. Brain, brain.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Oh, a lot of money, y'all. Thank you for having me on that joint, too. What? Yeah. That shit fire right there, man. Like I said, man, you never let me down, man. You always come through, man. You're really great guy, man.
Starting point is 00:20:44 A great person, man. I want to make sure you get your flowers. I'm sure your fans know that, too, because you managed to stay out of controversy and all that bullshit. You know what I'm saying? Everybody feel like they got to be... By here on this podcast, we just celebrate.
Starting point is 00:21:00 you know, we preserve the culture, you know what I mean? You know, a lot of other people like to just deal with the controversy and what's the shit to say to be fucked up or whatever the case may be. We don't do that. Yeah. The documentary, you showed it at the Tribeca Film Festival. Yeah, I showed it. By the time the lights came on, man, you've seen tears.
Starting point is 00:21:23 You're seeing just everybody ready to free T.C. Like, what can I do? So in the documentary, It shows my whole life coming up. Some of y'all know if you're a real Tide Dollar Sign fan. My first album was called Free T.C. Because my little brother locked up for a murder that everyone in the city knows he didn't do.
Starting point is 00:21:46 And the witness that said he did it originally, came back and said she was coerced. Nothing has happened since then. And he's just been in that situation. We all know that he's not the only one that this is happening to is people all. over and I used that first album to bring awareness to that situation and we're still in a situation so I wanted to give you more of a visual than just songs so people can really fuck with it
Starting point is 00:22:12 and really feel it and maybe that would give me to who I need to get to because I feel like in this life like what really matters is who you know. You know what I mean? That's like a lot of people out here that is going to tell you whatever to get. get some money. I got to keep it real with you because you're my brother and you've been 10,000 with me. Here we don't do the politics, but you need to get next to somebody who knows Donald Trump. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:41 You might be right next to Kodak Black. He know who to talk to. You know what I'm saying? Right there. He got... Reform. Meek, holl out of Robbie Traff, somebody. I'm telling you the truth.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Real tall. If your brother's really innocent, you got these people right around you, like, Codex, Black, no. who the fuck to talk to. You should ask them who you talk to. Who is your lawyer? Who represented you? And that's where you go.
Starting point is 00:23:07 And you are correct. It's all about who you know. Sometimes my shit be like, brother, innocent. No, that's it. That's it. I don't know why I didn't think of that. I consider myself a very smart person,
Starting point is 00:23:16 but I don't know how to fuck I didn't think of that. No, Kodak Black, know who to talk to. No, that's it. For sure. Definitely going to make that after. You know who did he ain't that crazy. He's crazy. He's smarting up behind.
Starting point is 00:23:30 that wall. He said, yo, go get Roger Walsenthorpe. That motherfucker get me out of jail. Hell yeah, shit. Hell yeah, that's what you gotta get. Oh, that's it. I'm just telling you the true. Free game. You know what I'm saying? Free TC, man.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Free TC, that's crazy. And the documentary, you know, like me, I don't have people filming me and shit like that. I don't really trust nobody. So how hard is that for you to have people filming you? I purposely, I think I would have have some fire content if I had a cameraman with me all day,
Starting point is 00:24:03 but I mean, I step in shit, I hundred times. Yeah. I'm saying, I'm trying to keep them. He's away from me, bro. You know what I'm saying? But you did it in purpose of a documentary one day? It's just been, I've been getting film my whole life, for real, and I'm sure you have as well.
Starting point is 00:24:19 And it was just like getting all that footage, you know, from the kids shit all the way till now. and then 2013, 14 I really had a guy following me on certain shit
Starting point is 00:24:34 and put all that footage together made a timeline put in story form did some narration and now you got a documentary you know got my mom in there got my pops in there
Starting point is 00:24:47 of course got the calls with my brother got the lawyers got the whole story you know what I mean I still got to come back right now and put my sister in there because once I watch the whole thing, then she called like,
Starting point is 00:24:59 oh, I'm not in the documentary. I'm like, oh, fuck. Can't leave nobody out, man. You can't leave nobody out. Everybody happy. It don't work that way. Yeah. It don't work that way, but I got to put my sister. No, no, you gotta put it in there. I'm just trying to say, we talk all the time. We'd be like, yo, you just, in life, you just can't make everybody happy.
Starting point is 00:25:17 You can't. And she was in here, too, but she just didn't get it. Wasn't enough. Yeah, she got to, yeah. She needed to get it. I remember. I did something big, like an award show, and I got one of my brothers in there and just, I thought it felt like,
Starting point is 00:25:34 you know, he keeping it real with his day one. His day one is there. I got the phone calls from people so mad that I had my man front row, like, because they wasn't there this. You know that we, I was like in some scandalous shit. But I'm like, yo, all I try to do was show love. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:25:52 And let you know, yo. Fad Joe might be on this level But he didn't forget the day ones And that turned into all the other day ones Tight as a fuck Nah, that's how it goes You just can't make nobody happy That's how it goes
Starting point is 00:26:06 From homies to family All that shit It'd be crazy, bro In his music shit Damn if you do Damn if you don't I just want to take all my money And move to an island
Starting point is 00:26:17 Change my number And leave me to fuck Alone Let me eat a mango on the beach I thought about doing that a couple times, bro. Switzerland. I heard they got a castles in motherfucking. Great.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I heard they got two million dollar castles in Europe and they could be a Duke. You could be a Duke. For us up a castle, go mind your business, man, because it's like shit. You might get up out of here. These motherfuckers, you ever felt like they're trying to bust your, like I'd be feeling like they're trying to like dead ass bust my brain open.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Like with all the bullshit that come at you and everybody's insensitive and you're going through this, you're going through that. They don't give a fuck about you. They don't care about us. They don't give a fuck if your high pressure,
Starting point is 00:27:05 your blood pressure high. They want to crack your shit. You know what? You know what? They don't really care about us. I'm ready to make my will and all my money go to the fucking the kids choir of Memphis, Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Some shit I never even neck. They'd be like, sit the whole family around and be like I always say Until the animal preservation of Congo Fadjo left all the money They're going to perch
Starting point is 00:27:35 Fuck you They're going to go crazy They're going to go crazy Man They're going to go crazy This shit going to quick up It's going to be somebody I don't even fucking know
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Starting point is 00:29:46 Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.
Starting point is 00:30:01 So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.
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Starting point is 00:33:06 on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. You're grilled. Dad, I ain't like it. Man, I love it. When I ain't gonna lie, when I knew I was about to have a daughter, I was scared of shit. I was starting to figure out.
Starting point is 00:33:29 She's 20 now, bro. Wow. I'm doing a 19, I know. So you know exactly how it is. What? So look, my 20. She just started at Pepperdine University. 21 and 10.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Pepperdine University to get her master's degree. So, yeah, you did the math. She already got her BA at C-Sons. And when she graduated high school, the same week she graduated high school. She graduated from Pierce Community College as well, because she was already taking classes during high school. The same week? Same week, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Wow. So she went and did the two years at C-San, graduated from there a couple months back, and now started at Pepperdine and get her master. So I'm super proud of her, and I've been talking about her every day, man, just like doing what we do and to be able to have your daughter, like, go all the way to that level and have that focus. That's a big deal. Let's give her a round.
Starting point is 00:34:21 You know what I'm saying? Fucking big deal. I've seen a lot of kids in her position with parents like us that just lean on the parents. You know what I'm saying? I know most of the kids. Yeah, most of them. And that's like, that's not it.
Starting point is 00:34:38 That's not it. Yeah, nigga. Y'all hear us. The motherfuckers. They lean. I have a argument with my son. He's way more mature now. He graduated college to, thank God.
Starting point is 00:34:51 But I remember he showed me one day. He said, Dad, you know who this is? I really didn't know. He was a kid walking on the G4 was Dr. Dr. Dr. Jason. He was like, real bosses' sons are moving. I said, man, if you don't get the fuck up out my face,
Starting point is 00:35:06 Nick, we are not Dr. Dre. You are a fat Joe on a fat Joe salary, motherfucker. Get out of it. Like, yo, like, they can, man. Even now. Yeah. So even now, I'm a little older.
Starting point is 00:35:22 So when they booked me for after party or something, the crowd in the club, you're my man, I'm a flyest old that you ever seen in your life. I don't ever do that to you. So I'm redefining the spectrum of five shit. Lloyd's in London.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I don't get this shit fucked up. I know what I'm doing to them. I'm putting belt to that ass. The youth, they didn't be like, Dan, oh, gee. Anyway, sometimes I do the after party or whatever and there's mad young kids. Mad young kids.
Starting point is 00:35:54 19, 20, 21, this and that, and they're jumping on the couch, 100 bottles. They're just spending their parents' money. Right. There's just no fucking way. They earned that money. Popping a hundred bucks. Yo, bro.
Starting point is 00:36:08 I was in Dubai like two, three weeks in a row. Shit. You know, I see you about there. Yeah, I see you out there, for sure. When I saw you... When I saw you... Salam al-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Bis-a-ha.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Isma la. Ismail. Ali Kishani, I am Ali Kishani. You know out there, I got a whole other name. I'm Ali Kishani. Oh, fire. You know, I go to the mall. I drink me a little cup of, you know, I don't really drink,
Starting point is 00:36:36 so I drink a cup of coffee and Chipriani, and I just people watch. Yeah. And I tell a lot of jokes in my head. I don't tell the people. But anyway. Yeah. I'm performing. I'm performing.
Starting point is 00:36:51 They put you upstairs, and you look down. and the type of shit they the yo bro yeah yo they pop in so many bottles
Starting point is 00:37:02 it's just not there's no way they can drink it yeah even if you got a group of 10 guys 10 girls 200 bottles of
Starting point is 00:37:11 crystal lace of spade this the shit is and I'm looking over the thing because you know I like the ball but I'm like you know
Starting point is 00:37:20 pause no no I like you know I spend money. This is my problem. I have a problem. I spend money. But I'm looking at this shit.
Starting point is 00:37:30 They're like from UK. They bring flags out, midgets with fucking bottles this big, all type of shit. I'm looking at the shit. I'm like, you're where the fuck? Is this Bitcoin?
Starting point is 00:37:43 Bitcoin? Is this Bitcoin? Is this fucking, what the fuck are they doing out here, right? Some shit, man. My homie destructo. He had DJ in the house world or whatever. His son, 19 years old, this nigga just bought his first Porsche nigga, all that off of crypto.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Before that, he was selling sneakers and shit. Now legit, everything fully like bawling on these things. That's why I have no excuse. I don't even take it. I don't even like let people try to like make excuses, bro. Because I see the 19 year old do it. It's like that will be one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:20 The level. They looking like BMF in the club right now and this shit. You're looking at. them as little kids. And I'm just like, they're doing a lot. They're doing too much. I hope they're going,
Starting point is 00:38:28 I hope they save a dollar one day. Because the shit they're doing, and they got this thing where they go on the thing. Right? They got, they got like a thing on a thing. No, no, they got like a teleprompter, right?
Starting point is 00:38:41 And they'd be like, the UK boys is in the building. Fuck you broke mother. Like, they could text. They're having bottle wars in Dubai, Club Blue. I swear shout out to see it. And they're like,
Starting point is 00:38:54 The guy who just bought the 40 bottles, he's like, fuck the other side to the UK. And then it comes back. Afghanistan say, suck my dick. 100 bottles. Like, yo, I'm looking at this shit. I'm sitting there. I'm trying to, yo, bro, I'm trying to go home with a thousand. We used to do it like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:12 I'm trying to go. Niggins stopped drinking champagne out here for a bottle. My family doesn't understand. I'm trying to go home with a dollar. when I cross the border to a different territory, I'm trying to actually come back to pay the mortgage.
Starting point is 00:39:30 If I bring them, they're going to blow the whole bag in the, like, immediately. The minute it goes like this, I'm going to say we in the SLS Hotel. The minute wife is a bunk, Atlantis, sweet of a lifetime,
Starting point is 00:39:45 four seasons, the whole floor, the whole shit change. What restaurant? I could go to a fucking, uh, Shualah. to go get some fucking Shulama.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Now it turns into Milos. Give me the table by the fucking water. Look, look, how about you guys don't come? And I bring home a dollar. Right. And you can shop, do whatever you want to do. How about please don't come because I spend more than I'm going to make. Right.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Does this make sense? It's shit crazy out there. Right. Now, they're going. They're doing it big in Dubai for sure. And so your daughter, she got the diplomas. And now that's the day. Pepper Dine.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Listen, that's all we could pray for. That's it. That's it. To be successful and do good in life. I mean, that's the American dream. And you bless, man. It's good. She's level-headed because she's going for the master's in a lot.
Starting point is 00:40:42 She's sharp. No, she's it for sure. And the guys, the guys is like they want to date that Dollar's daughter. No. Hey, we ain't even getting it all out. Yeah, we bring no greed. We ain't doing that. Fuck all them little niggas, man.
Starting point is 00:40:55 No, I'm just saying, yeah, we want to. Yeah. I'm trying to tell you. She got to stay focused. Yo. I try to tell you. Boy, I kill these motherfuckers out here, man. We got the tracker.
Starting point is 00:41:06 One day my daughter in the summer, she was a little bit too much in Harlem. I was like, oh, no. What's going on? This shit was like three in the morning. And I'm ready to put my clothes on. I'm like, yo, the tracker shit's all of them. You said Washington. What the fuck is going?
Starting point is 00:41:22 On over. You remember that said I'm calling it. Going to Washington Heights, going to Harlem, call her. She definitely had a long-time boyfriend, though, and, like, how I looked at it because people would be like, oh, so what do you think about this? I was always, like, bring you. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Always, like, I'm not going to, like, reject it. I'm not going to, like, make her feel like she can't talk to me about it or make her feel, like, weird about it, you know what I'm saying? So I was always like this. I think I didn't understand it. Always showing the rest of the rest of it. You always got to be able to talk to you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Before they shake somebody else to talk to, then is old. My sister hated me. She bring boys to the house. I had a bat right there, like a real fucking name. Well, my sister, this is how I was. Like, I always scared off all of her boyfriend. Yes. But then when my daughter, I played it's different.
Starting point is 00:42:08 I just sit there with the bat, chased them home. All type of one sister, I don't think she was happy with me. Yeah. Rest of peace. I know my sister. I don't think my sister was happy with me because I did too much, man.
Starting point is 00:42:21 We was chasing. and things, all type of shit. You ever talk to my sister again, B? I'm telling you, like, right? And literally with the bat, why the dude is sitting there, she's sitting there, and I'm like, they playing happy days and shit like that.
Starting point is 00:42:34 And I'm like, Sunday, Monday. Happy days, and I got the baseball bat. Like, boy, I'm going to tell you. But the thing is, my daughter, I've been very respectful. Tuesday? Happy day. I've been very respectful of whatever she's doing very, very supportive and it's hard.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Sometimes every now and then when I get into it with the family, I just be like, look, guys, I'm doing some shit I never dreamed in my life that I would do. Like, I'm being so understanding. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like, as a dad, you're just like, yo, I'm really being understanding. Like, please don't stop with me because I'm, you know, but it's, you know what it is. They say once the communication goes, yeah, it's so far.
Starting point is 00:43:21 And I feel like back then was a different way the world was and we was being taught. We was taught to be that way. And then now the way the world is, it's like he's supposed to act this way. You know, be more not so judging, not so this. They switched it from the shit. They instilled in the,
Starting point is 00:43:39 they uninstilled it in the new generation. We got to give him a round of applause for being a Billboard power player. That's fucked exactly. I mean, he's doing shit. He's the biggest. We're not talking about that. That's new.
Starting point is 00:43:56 But there's a new thing. He was recognized us. Yeah. They recognized us, gave us a award of me, my brother, Sean Barron, and Leon Thomas for our label. Easy money, man. Everything we've done this year. He's doing shit. He deserves it.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Doing shit. Tycoons scores October 17th. When is free T-C documentary going out? That's coming out right after that. Okay. Make sure y'all check out everything he drops. Is it insane? Dr. Minner Regism.
Starting point is 00:44:28 No, no, we're talking. Before you used to keep going on, I'm here to promote. You're cutting them off too quick, man. You're cutting them off. You ain't letting him promote. You over here. I'm a dog. I'm a fuck.
Starting point is 00:44:43 I'm a mutt. Leon Thomas, man. Come on. Y'all, Todd Dollar, who you work with? that you possibly could. Because, like I said, you hear so many generations with your style of music. Like right now, you just did vultures
Starting point is 00:45:01 with the young kids. They're losing their sneakers jumping up and down to that shit. But at the same time, I told you, I hear Jodice, I hear Aaron Hall. I hear who you worked with that you was like, yo, like, oh, this is unbelievable. Like, I don't believe I got the chance to work in the studio with something.
Starting point is 00:45:20 somebody like that. Ooh, it's a gang of people. I made a song with Mariah Carey before. MC. I made a song with Fat Joe before. No, no, no. Who else? Like a gang of, but Leon, like when it, like when it comes to now,
Starting point is 00:45:40 meeting Leon and working with him was like, wow. That was the first time I said wow in a long time because it was, it just felt like me again, but on a whole other level. Like he's fucking engineering, he's producing, he's writing, he's making beats for everybody else. He's writing songs for everybody else. Just doing so much for everybody else.
Starting point is 00:46:03 But at the same time, being incredible himself and nobody like really, oh, that shit's too soulful, it's to this, it's too that. I'm like, nah, this is it. You know what I mean? And Sean Beren agreed. We started to easy money later. And look, we put out the first album that had this song featuring me called Love Jones.
Starting point is 00:46:24 And the album was cool. We were starting to get recognition, but there was no real hit off of that. And then you started getting the calls. Well, baby, Ty, you could give him one of those club songs, or you could give him one of them da-da-da-da or something like that. And I actually hit him with it. And then like an hour later, it might have been a shorter time, but I called him back immediately.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Like, my nigga, no, no, no, no. Fuck that. Stick to you. you know what the fuck you're doing. You don't need to try nothing else. Just do your shit. And look, man, we got a smash record with no sequencer, all live music, live drums, live bass, live guitar,
Starting point is 00:47:00 live streams, live everything. So shout out to that, man. Stick to yourself. That's all you got to do. Some of the artists you respect, because we definitely have a different sound in R&B today than we have in the 90s. like the 90s was the greatest time for R&B.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Well, one of the greatest thing. We're not going all the way back. That's just in your age bracket. But, yeah. Because I'll be looking at like the 70s is the best R&B. Yeah, yeah. Might be right. Might be temptation.
Starting point is 00:47:34 I got a low rider and all that shit. So I'm always like listening to the older shit. That's like. Your dad's era. Yeah. But my point is now. Yeah. What artists you think are you doing?
Starting point is 00:47:45 I didn't even feel about R&B right now. I feel like it's about to do that again. When I went to the BMI Awards recently, they had a whole bunch of new artists performing. And everybody that performed with that motherfucker was incredible. Sounded like this time? Like young motherfuckers up there playing guitars, singing, going crazy, hitting all the crazy notes,
Starting point is 00:48:06 captivating the crowd, making everybody stand up. I'm like, oh, it's time again, you know. Shout out. People that care. Anybody you haven't worked with that you want to work with? Shit. I want to work with Lady Gaga. I never did a song with Lady Gaga.
Starting point is 00:48:21 She wanted the grades. She wanted the greats, right? Yeah. You know, I'm a little bit off the weird shit now. You know what I'm saying? What you're saying? Her shit weird? No, I'm not saying.
Starting point is 00:48:31 She's a little weird, but she is definitely very, very talented. I'm not reframing to her. Yeah, musically, crazy. Style-wise, crazy, everything crazy. And all that shit, I'm like, yo, you know why? I'm a little bit off that. What? What?
Starting point is 00:48:47 He said, do that. What artists acting with, like, and all that shit? All that shit. Can you give us an example? What is that? Oh, no, y'all trying to jam me up. I can't say that because one of the biggest artists of today, but I watched them perform recently,
Starting point is 00:49:10 and I was just like, you know what? I'm kind of off trying to act like all that shit. Like, that was cute maybe when. Nikki Menard started that. But just stop trying to act crazy. Like, just, just, you're very talented. Your music could speak for itself. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:27 You know what I'm saying? And so, you know, some artists get caught up in that, just like fashion, like, just because you dress weird don't mean you fly. Yeah. Right? I've been seeing motherfuckers now just walking, looking weird, and they think they fly. It's like, no, dude, you're a fucking weirdo. That's not a goal.
Starting point is 00:49:47 You understand what I'm saying? So I just feel like just doing too much necessarily. Somebody I respect very much in R&B right now is Kay Lani. I feel like she could have did it in the brandy Monica era. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for real music with substance. Kay been doing her shit for a long time,
Starting point is 00:50:09 and I'm happy to see her, well, she got a number one record now, right? Or it's almost number one. It's top five for sure. I don't want to trust no more. I'm old school. I feel you on that, but like you said in the beginning, you're looking for that supremacy, right?
Starting point is 00:50:23 She's finally getting that supremacy. I think her voice, her tone, that music that folded, that this, that's, that's, that's, that's Brandy.
Starting point is 00:50:30 We had Brandy and Monica. Yeah. It's for sure she, Brandy didn't remix that folder too. That's like the Loxymal D. Yeah. Brandy Monica? You know, we had,
Starting point is 00:50:42 oh, fucking 112. What is this? Numbers and? in the pocket. I don't have a reason. Like, we had some shit. And the problem I have is, and it's the same problem with young hip hop too.
Starting point is 00:50:58 It's like everybody ain't it. He still stuck off that one-to- Everybody just want a one-hit. Everybody want a one-hit. They don't want that. That real shit, the last 10, 20 years and all that. And that's been the problem with music lately, especially with rap music, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Yeah. Ake wave. Yeah, somebody said it the other day. It's like, what used to be, it was like, it was Sahai, Sahad of Prince. He was talking about back in the day. He used to be the real rap niggers and it used to be the street niggers. And then now the street niggas want to be the rap niggas and shit.
Starting point is 00:51:30 You mean the noughts and the street niggas? Like the street niggas from the street want to rap? Yeah. Man, I've seen 50 y'olds. That don't really rap. They don't really rap. Talk off the cliff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:40 50 y'os. Real niggas bust their gun. Put out a single. And the K. Slate used to corn and be like, yo, get your man's in them. Now I'm talking about gangsters. Guys 20 years in chair, real dudes, this, this, that. All of a sudden put out a single or something.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I'm like, yo, my man, they used to call me like the gangster police. Like, they would call me and be like, yo, Joe, talk to them. They don't want to lose the whole legacy. Like, imagine the scariest dude and yonkers all of a sudden, 54 years old. He wanted to drop a song. Bro, you should have did that shit at 20. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:52:17 This man said, Niam, I think it was Akamist said, yo, there is no age limit. True when you've been doing it a while. Right. Don't come brand new 54. Think a nigga gonna be playing your shit. They're not playing your shit.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Don't do that. Oh, God, it is not the profession for you. Your time has passed. You can't enter this shit old. No. Not 50 years old and all. I'm like, yo, you know what I made time? I swear they're going to.
Starting point is 00:52:47 My phone will ring, rest of the piece. What is the latest age you can enter? You can't do it. You can't do it. Like for me, for me, right? You started. My shit didn't boom until I was 27. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:52:59 That's a great age. There's a lot of niggas that's like that. I don't care. I think, anyway. No, in some rappers, I think two chains started late. Jay D. Changed, Rick Rawls. He's got one of the two changes. But he started early.
Starting point is 00:53:12 He just came back and popped later. Yeah. Ross. I watched Rick Ross. walking around the clubs for 10 years straight. I used to see Boston. Get it right. You understand what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:53:23 But I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is, it's two different things we're talking about. You know, you got me excited when you said street niggas want to rap. My thing is, all right, a 22, 24, 25, 31-year-old street nigger, do not come with OG Bobby Wanson. Wantsy. Bobby Wants. Don't come with a nigger, OG Bobby Johnson.
Starting point is 00:53:45 Don't do it. Casey used to call me like, yo, Joe, the guard sucks and such from Queens got to talk to your maids, Joe. Such and Justin Brooklyn, these 50-year-old guys trying to act like
Starting point is 00:53:59 who is going to buy your music? Who is going to support that music? Please stop being delusional. It's one thing if you are OG, you mob, deep, you fat, Joe, you jaded kiss, you diss, this, this, you've been doing this or ever.
Starting point is 00:54:19 You drop a project. We actually appreciate that. Yeah. Right? Every other John, you could do it. They don't stop at a certain age. We could do it. Stick, Rick, dropped the album.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I'm buying. Everybody I'm buying. But don't come brand new. 62. Nah. And they do it. The problem is I'm bringing it to attention because they do it. They come out and they be like, yo, such a thing.
Starting point is 00:54:43 I don't give. Do you realize that, though? Another thing is. if you're sleeping on your girlfriend's couch. That don't mean you can't make a hit. You got four kids. She's working. You can't make a hit.
Starting point is 00:54:56 She got four kids. She's working. You're sleeping on your girl's couch. You got four kids. She's working every day. You're playing 2K. You got four kids. This is what I'm trying to tell you.
Starting point is 00:55:11 These guys are telling these girls. They're rappers. They're telling them they rappers. They don't have a shit. show. Look, if you don't have somebody downloading your shit besides your family and friends, if you don't have a show,
Starting point is 00:55:24 if no one even knows you exist but yourself and your crew, you, my friend, are not a rapper. You are not a success. This is not your profession. Seek a job. Seek the kingdom. Seek the kingdom. Get a job.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Do something because the girl know by now. There's some ladies here. Would you know if the guys 42 sleeping on your couch, playing 2K talking about, he's some sort of rapper. You know if I'm not out of, he's full of shit, right? You might love him because you love him, but he's not for real.
Starting point is 00:55:56 It's something wrong with the lady. Same thing with the 30-year-old models. They ain't ever been on no cover. Link in the bite. They might be bad women. Yo, they might be bad women. What about the thing? I disagree with that.
Starting point is 00:56:08 They might be bad. You might be a bad. She was a mother for a year and a half. Let the head drop down to her ass. Let me tell you something. I disagree with that one. You can be any kind of bottle. The guy on the couch that doesn't have a job
Starting point is 00:56:25 who's using the fact that he's some type of rapper because he snuck in the studio and cut a demo, you're not really a rapper. I also have a problem. Dan, this turned into what's your problem, Fat Joe? My problem is everybody who either shoots or gets killed on the news,
Starting point is 00:56:48 somehow they're a rapper. Rapper Johnny Z. Shot the place. Like, yo, bro, where did he rap? It's no longer. Your man, Jay Cole put it in the verse. He was like, yo, every time my little buddy rap, I listen to his shit after he got killed on the do.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Like, yo, bro, like, what is the quality? Nothing. Everything, man, I don't know what to tell you, man. Everything is like you don't have to be qualified no more. It used to be you had to get respect. You know, somebody came to you and said, Yo, Todd Dollar, you're nice. And then you started right with the big boys.
Starting point is 00:57:22 You can just upload your own music and celebrate your own life. I'm looking. It's dumbed down for sure. You wanted to be a singer? A little bit. I wanted to be a singer. If I could have traded my rap career to be like. Have you been, Newt Avengers.
Starting point is 00:57:39 No, he was a rap. What would have been your R&B name? It wouldn't have been no Joey Clark You know, listen, I'd have been on some bullshit, though I'd have been giving the whole audience roses and shit All the type of shit Like I'd have been on some bulls I mean, you know, singing to me is just different
Starting point is 00:57:58 I guess rap is rap but to be singing To me is more beautiful You know, whether it's in English or Spanish Spanish, they got salsa music One of the most beautiful music's in the world You know what I'm saying? So it's the same thing English, like, man, I love that shit.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Tycoon, man, 1017, free T-C. Slightly after that, let's make some noise for our brother, Todd Dollar, son. We love you. Don't down, let's toast us. Toast it up. You thought you could have said that one here? This that line.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Your smile. That's my heart. Your body. This ain't that. That ain't this. That ain't this. It's cracking kiss. It's another one, baby. Dollarstein.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Yes, Dollar sign. Dallas time. Hold on. One thing I got to ask. I know we rap, but your relationship with hit maker. Yeah. Tell us a little something about that because, I mean, I feel like, you can get tired, he could wake you up in your sleep.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Like, how did that relationship become so tight between you and him? It took a long time because he's my Eskimo brother. It took a long time to start because I used to not fuck with him at first because that nigga was hitting one of my bitches But Oh, that's what that's the most of my business Yeah, yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:59:23 Like y'all know the same young ladies Yeah, yeah But then once I grew up and got mature I realized that especially in this industry That happened so much, you know what I'm saying? Your buddy! Right I mean, you have a place we go.
Starting point is 00:59:41 And then it was just like, damn, Nick, if we would have been working since back then, we would have so many hits, you feel me? That nigga is, like, talented. He really, like, knows how to get to the hits. So we work, we work all the time. Every time I stop in Miami, I'm putting up on him. Yeah, man, I had to ask you that because that's my go-to for Todd Dollar. With Todd Dollar, he disappears sometimes, guys.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I can't believe. You get a lot of money. You got people with you. I ain't know. That 12 people number to get it touches you. I got a court hitman. Hit making a man ain't calling me back, man. He's not sure how you sit.
Starting point is 01:00:15 He told me he might be sleeping, Joe. Don't worry I'll go get him. I'm going to find him. But shout out to the hitmaker. We need him on the show. He just called me. He wanted to come next week. Yo, Jada, who you talking to?
Starting point is 01:00:26 Like, did you talk to me? He told you. Yo, who do you think I, who do you think you're talking to? You, this morning. I can't speak to him. This morning. I put on the TV and I see
Starting point is 01:00:41 Alan Navison, Bubba Chuck all over. He's promoting some book. I call Jada. I said, Yo, Jayda. He called me already. He's called me already. Yeah, got off the phone with him last night.
Starting point is 01:00:53 He called me already. Yo, what the fuck? Why he ain't on the couch? Like, yo, what are you? The same reason he ain't on the couch when you found out he was in New York. He's ducking us. He's ducking us. He's ducking us.
Starting point is 01:01:06 But, you know, we need a hitmaker on there. You know what I'm saying? But we appreciate you, Todd Dollar. I personally appreciate you for everything you've done for me. You really, really help me out. So. Free TC. FTC.
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