The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Middlekauff – 3 & Out – Pats should pursue Texans' tampering; No "new" Kirk Cousins; Earl Thomas' Seattle shade
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Well, let's get into this week.
A lot going on.
We got tampering charges
filed by the Patriots.
You know, Pop Meets Kettle.
We'll dive into that.
We have Earl Thomas made some comments that kind of interested me.
Tom Pellasaro said something the Minnesota Vikings are doing about Kirk Cousins.
We're going to dive into it all.
But first, let's start with the Patriots.
I think there's a reason that law enforcement uses criminals sometimes to gather information.
You know, I know historically, like they've used criminals that are already in jail
to help them find out how other criminals think.
And I'm not even saying,
trust me, I've defended the Patriots.
But when you do some shady stuff sometimes,
you know what shady stuff looks like.
I had for the first time in my life.
Now, I've only really worked in business
probably the last three or four years
since I've left radio and kind of done stuff for myself.
And I had something happened to me,
I guess, quote unquote, with a startup
where money wasn't paid.
some shady shit happened and part of it was my own fault for not kind of calling it out early
for keep going along with it but whatever it was I would have paid for that learning experience
I mean I literally did because money did not come my way so my my services were actually I might
as well paid them because they made the money I ended up not but it was an incredible learning
experience and I think anyone that's quote unquote been screwed over in a financial situation
it's why a lot of older people are very cynical about business because they kind of know what it
looks like when something weird's going on it's why if you ever go to like someone a high level
person with a company you have a mentor in business and you present you know an opportunity
they immediately go uh i red flag that i would not you know i would not recommend doing that why
because they know what something shady or just not going to work
looks like. That doesn't mean they're always right, but they know what it looks like.
Well, if you're going to send this guy, Jack Easterby, I think is his name, and I already have
him red flagged because he's like a scout meets a personal life coach, meets team chaplain.
Anytime God's a huge part of your life, but you're also the guy like in charge of hiring
and firing, but you're not like the GM, something weird's going on.
And this guy, I don't know much about him. He's a bald guy, I've just Google imaged him.
something weird.
I don't quite understand what he does,
and I've text people around the Houston Texans.
They're not exactly sure either.
All I know is he's Bill O'Brien's now right-hand man.
Well, he was part of what the Patriots were doing the last couple years.
So the ring ceremony last Thursday night,
he went there to go to the ring ceremony because he was part of the team.
Now, a lot of people went, like Trent Brown is a raider.
He was there.
So it's not unnormal for him to go.
But one thing's clear.
The very next day, let me repeat, the very next day,
the Texans fired their general manager.
And all reports so far have been,
they're all in on Brian, not Brian Gain,
who was their GM,
on Nick Assyrio,
the quote-unquote GM,
like Belichick's right-hand guy.
And it's clear something happened at that
gathering at Robert Kraft's house
that might not be kosher,
that the Patriots, who better than anyone,
right away knows, you know,
something's not right here.
Like maybe, I don't know if Kraft has video.
I don't know what's going to,
going on. But again, when you hire a criminal, they know what it looks like. So when you're doing
this in Belichick and Crafts backyard, it's called what it is. Belichick's not a saint. I mean, he
pushes the envelope on anything. So you send this guy who clearly was there on basically like
a recon mission to find out one if Casario would take the job and probably tell him what was
going on. So really, Brian Gaines' fate was sealed the moment that guy showed up at Robert
Kraft's house. The moment Casario
would just tell him like, hey man,
I'm probably interested.
And I don't necessarily blame
the Patriots for filing tampering
charges. Because to me, that's kind of
bullshit. You know, it's one thing
to go back channels, reach the agent.
It's another thing on a ring ceremony
night at Robert Crafts House
to kind of be doing some backward stuff.
Especially when you were basically the Patriots like
Team Chaplain. Again, like
once you become the team chaplain,
you kind of got to be above board on other
stuff. Now, I don't blame the Texans for wanting Nick Casaria. He's clearly highly viewed. He knows
exactly the Patriot way. Bill O'Brien trusts him. And from what I've heard, one of the big reasons
they got rid of Brian Gain, not because Bill O'Brien dislikes him. Actually liked him. He was
literally Bill O'Brien's hire. Because Bill O'Brien, he wants someone that's really good at that
job. And he viewed Brian Gaines and his 17 months on the job as average to below. Just wasn't
good enough. And if we know, if we've learned
one thing with Bill O'Brien over the last
I don't know, three or four years since he's been the head
coach, the Houston Texans, once you're in his doghouse, you're dead to him.
He will flip on you, you know,
faster than, you know,
a criminal in front of the feds. He'll sing like a canary
if it means getting that guy out and getting the new guy in.
And clearly, for being like this hard-ass, old-school guy,
he's got a little politician to him.
Because he keeps, and I'm a Bill O'Brien fan.
I think he gets more criticism in the media circles and probably in the fan bases than I think he does internally in the NFL.
He's viewed as a pretty good coach.
But he's got this backstabber shady mentality.
Like that's not really arguable at this point.
But one thing was clear.
And a lot of people were saying pot meets cattle, the Patriots file with tampering charges.
Yeah, because they know what it looks like.
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There's now like the pseudo-GM for the Houston Texans, went in on a recon mission,
to find out and steal the Patriots guy.
Now, if I'm Casario, maybe it's time to get away from Bill.
But I'd be very hesitant if I'm Casario leaving Bill Belichick for Bill O'Brien that
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Okay, let's get into Kirk Cousins
I saw Tom Pellasaro
wrote, had a comment
that
the Minnesota Vikings are giving
Kurt Cousins a lot of different looks, different defenses
in practice.
And my first response was, just shake my head.
You gave this guy $84 million.
And when you pay a free agent,
a veteran free agent in professional sports,
whether it's basketball, football, or baseball.
I'm not a hockey guy, but I imagine hockey's the same.
You're already getting, like,
the player is the player when you get them.
This is who he is.
You can't, like, when you draft someone, what's so powerful about the draft is like, think about whatever you do.
When you get an intern, you can mold them.
You can have them think the way that your business wants them to think.
You can help him out build good habits if he just has the most basic stuff.
Well, when you hire someone that's 40 years old and has 15 years experience, you're basically getting not a finished product,
but someone that has an idea of what they're doing.
No different than when you get a five or six-year veteran player.
And Kirk Cousins was six years, I think seven years in the league when they signed him.
So you get a veteran player and you give him a ton of money.
Like, I got news for you.
He kind of is what he is.
So you can give Cousins a million looks in practice.
It's not going to change that much.
Because the things that Kirk Cousin struggles with,
and this is what they should have known when they signed him,
or one, he's just physically limited.
It was always the knock with Alex Smith.
Like Alex Smith, who's a smarter guy than Kirk Cousins,
seems like does teammates like him a little more,
whatever, just the better version of Kirk Cousins,
still had physical limitations,
was never going to be able to make throws
that Fav, Peak Brady, Rogers, have in the back.
He does not have that club in the back.
If those guys have a three and a four iron,
his bag stopped at like a six iron.
It doesn't mean because he doesn't know where to go with the ball
or who's open or who's not open
or what he wants to do with the football.
It's because physically he can't do it.
Cousins, very similar.
Cousins is not a good athlete.
So when the play breaks down, he can only do so much.
And his arm is meh, better than Alex,
but it's not great for NFL standards.
So when you have a limited arm talent,
they're going to be throws that if they're a split second off,
you know, a guy like Mahalb is the best version,
but I just think you can use a lot of younger players
that that ball is there when you have a little more zip on the football.
And here's the other knock on cousins.
Is processing stuff, not in practice, or not in the film room, again,
I would say by three or four years into the NFL,
cousins between sitting and playing had kind of seen it all.
All the different defenses, all the different looks.
Like his, again, his downfall is,
He can see it and know it, but for whatever reason, from brain to arm to execution, it's just not there.
Now, again, I sound like I'm crushing Kurt Cousins.
I think he's a solid quarterback, somewhere between 10 to 15.
But that's it.
Like, his resume is his resume.
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Right?
He's going to throw some touchdowns.
I got news for you. It's never been easier to throw touchdowns in the NFL for
quarterbacks. But he has inopportune picks. He makes inopportune turnovers. And again,
just back to his physical limitations, he was a fourth round pick for a reason. Now,
where you're drafted does not determine how successful you are, i.e. Tom Brady. But
Tom Brady, once he overcame that, one just had an elite arm. Now, it's probably not quite as
as strong as it used to be, but he can make every throw at warp speed, right? Obviously,
Rogers Mahomes like the best version
but you don't need that but you do need
like there are things that just Drew Breeze
can't do that a big arm quarterback can't
and sometimes I can get you in trouble
the difference is Drew Breeze for being
a
averaged arm and again when I say average arm
he just doesn't have a great NFL
arm because he's insanely
accurate one in his process
like his ability to grind
the tape Monday through Saturday
the game plan what he
thinks the defense is going to do
to him and then put that all into his mind and then execute that into his body is a plus
characteristic.
Like that's just not a plus characteristic for Kirk Cousins.
So you can keep throwing them all these different looks, mess with them in practice, try to get
them flustered.
I don't think that's going to do much.
And I think that is somewhat of an indictment that they were desperate because they thought
they were a quarterback away.
Now, I will not argue that Kirk Cousins is not a better player than Case Keen.
him. Like, that's not an opinion. That's a fact. He's a better player. But he's not that much
better. But when you factor in the money, he got so much cash that then the pressure adds that part
of the evaluation of Kirk Cousins is that how much you paid for him. If they had got Kirk Cousins for
like $30 million guaranteed, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But they gave him $84 million.
You know, $84 million. Like part of why Instagram's so sweet for Facebook,
I think what they buy Instagram for, like a billion dollars?
I mean, it's now it feels like they're cash cow.
What would Instagram be worth now?
Ten times what Facebook bought it for?
Part of when you have a sweet, even when you draft a player,
like damn, you drafted this guy in the second round?
The Pats drafted Jimmy Garoppel in the second round.
The Raiders drafted Derek Carr in the second round.
Part of their value is like, damn, Dak Prescott, you got him cheap,
Russell Wilson.
That's what's great is when you draft them low.
and then he becomes a really good player.
Now, Kirk Cousins was drafted low in the fourth round,
but then they just paid him like an elite player.
And we all know he's not an elite player.
There is so much pressure on Kirk Cousins this year
because it's not really arguable if you just put a top 10 quarterback on that team.
Russell Wilson, Andrew Locke, Aaron Rogers, Tom Brady,
hell, if I gave him Jimmy Garoppolo,
if I gave him Mahomes, Deshaun Watson, all these guys,
they would win.
They would be a lock player.
out team. So I know
their defense was hit or miss and it's not all on
Kirk Cousins and it feels a little unfair because it
feels like I'm shitting on him right now. I'm not even necessarily
trying to do. But I do think it's an
indictment that they're trying to throw
all these curve balls. Like I'm sorry, he's going to
be 31 this fall. I think when the football
season starts, he's going to be 31 years old.
It kind of is what he is.
You know? Because he's always kind of
hung his hat. The way he became a starter
was being a smart guy. He didn't
wow anyone with like athletic ability
or deep ball power.
He was just super smart.
He knew the playbook.
That's what he hangs his hat on, right?
If Mike Tyson ever in his prime, just, you know what?
He doesn't have that much power anymore.
Like, he wasn't going to beat you with defense and ability to box like Floyd Mayweather.
Like, he hung his hat on hitting you in the face and knocking you out.
Like, no one ever called Chuck Laidale.
You know what Chuck Laudel is?
He's an elite grappler on the ground.
No, if Chuck Laidale was going to beat you,
Cal Poly alum, baby.
He was going to hit you with a right, right in the chin,
and you were going to go night night.
So the moment Chuck Lydell's right hook
stopped being a plus attribute, he was screwed.
His career ended.
It's like the moment we start questioning,
you know, I don't know if cousins could quite handle the playbook,
we're done.
Because he ain't just going to freelance like Fav.
You know, he's not just going to be able to make plays like Mahomes.
He's not going to be able to run around like Deshawn Watson
or Russell Wilson.
He better be the smartest guy on the field.
I think the Minnesota Vikings, if you get true serum in them right now,
if Mike Zimmer, aka the meathead, aka I respect him, great defensive coach.
He walked into my office right now, and I bet he, I like vodka,
but I bet he likes whiskey or bourbon.
So I went and grabbed him just a stiff bourbon or whiskey drink.
I poured it.
About two drinks deep, he'd be like, you know, if we could do one thing over,
we would not have signed Kirk Cousins of that contract.
We regret that contract.
They're already kind of showing you, like you don't need me to tell you that.
You don't need him to tell you that.
It's pretty clear through the rumors that are coming out there.
It's not going to work out.
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I always want to look better.
I want to work out.
I want to lose weight.
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Okay, let's get into my last item here.
Earl Thomas.
And Earl Thomas made a comment, and I'm not trying to take it out of context.
I did not hear him say it.
So I don't think he said this, like with a negative connotation.
I just think he just said it very matter-of-factly, very black and white.
Here's what Earl Thomas said
I guess he was interviewed this week.
It might have been Thursday
as camp or mini-camps were ending.
Earl Thomas on the Ravens defense.
This defense is very complex compared to what we did in Seattle,
where all we did was cover three.
And when I first read that, I was like,
God, is he taking a shot at Pete?
And then I just think he's saying that simply,
we do a lot of different stuff here with Seattle
you knew exactly what we were doing, which is factually correct.
And it just got me thinking.
Because for the most part, I would say most NFL coaches believe that more complexity in an offense or defensive schemes is a good thing.
It means you're out thinking the opponent.
They don't know what's coming.
You have an advantage just because at any moment you can go left, right, blitz, different coverages, run, pass, whatever.
Right?
and I think Pete Carroll has proven
if I get people that fit my system
we're going to do the same exact thing
every play and it won't matter
we're still going to kick your ass
and I think this applies to like anything in life
too often people try to like reinvent the wheel
in a business
and someone DM me this a while back
and then I've looked into it it's so true
like what most good companies call R&D
is not research in development
it's robin duplicate
and in most good businesses
you're not necessarily
you're innovating off something that's already there
R&D, rob and duplicate
and football's king of that right
football coaches are constantly stealing
concepts just like in any business
but the difference in football is like
I can just steal your play
and the good thing about if you're a football coach
you can steal it from college you can steal it from high school
it doesn't really matter if you see it and you like it
take it
but I think that I was looking
back over the last seven
years
and went, well, I'm interested to see.
Like the number one stat I look for in a defense is scoring defense.
Because at the end of the day, yards, yards per attempt, whatever.
How many points do you give up?
The entire goal of this thing we call football is to have more points, or just sports in general,
is to have more points than the other team at the end of the game.
So what is your scoring defense?
like.
And I just went through Baltimore and Seattle because Baltimore has consistently been one of the
best defense in the league.
Now they've done a lot of different stuff.
They've also had a lot of different defensive coordinators over that period of time.
Well, last year, 2018, Baltimore had won the best defense in the league.
They have the number two overall scoring defense.
Seattle, second worst year in the Pete Carroll tenure at 11.
Baltimore was really good on defense.
Now, they've lost a lot of players from that defense, but last year they were awesome.
Well, two years ago, Baltimore was sixth and Seattle was 13.
So the last couple of years Seattle fell off for a little bit.
They also had a lot of injuries.
They had a lot of turnover.
But I think they had a five-year run from 12 to 16,
where they had four straight seasons where they were the number one scoring defense,
where all they were doing was running cover three.
And then in 2016, they were third.
During that stretch, and this is when Ray Lewis was still on the team,
they saw at the end of Ed Reed, obviously Terrell Suggs,
they had a lot of good players, C.J. Mosley.
The Ravens 12, 12, 6, 24, and 9.
So pretty inconsistent.
Now, the Seattle Seahawks had several Hall of Famers.
I mean, Earl Thomas Hall of Famer.
Sherman, probably, Borlein Hall of Fameer.
Cam Chancellor, Hall are really good.
Michael Bennett.
I mean, they had some really, really good players.
So you keep it pretty simple.
But there's no disputing that simple worked in Seattle.
You don't, like, if you throw 99 miles an hour,
just throw the fastball.
You don't need to overthink the room here.
Now, you can't throw the fastball down the middle,
but you don't need to throw a million breaking balls.
Just throw the fastball.
Just don't put it down the middle.
Put it in different spots.
You're going to get some strikeouts.
If cover three works, you don't need to run.
Cover two, cover zero, blitz a bunch.
I don't know.
You don't need to be that complex.
Because shit was working for Seattle.
And guess what Pete Carroll did?
He was able to get an environment that was conducive to just playing free,
playing fast.
and for four straight years
four straight years
they had the number one scoring defense
and then the year they quote unquote fell off in 16
they were third
like think how consistent that is
and then even two years
when they've lost all these players
Cam Richard now Earl
they were still top 15 in the league
and I would expect them to be a top 10 defense this year
scoring defense because that's something that clearly
Pete Carroll puts an emphasis on
the franchise hangs their hat on
it's the identity of the team.
And the identity of Baltimore Ravens, you say, is defense too.
But their scoring defense has been very hit or miss.
So just complexity doesn't matter if you can't do it right.
Like I think when people see the chiefs are a good example, they're very complex.
I think the Patriots over time have become very complex on offense.
Well, I bet Andy would tell you, we got Alex Smith.
He was comfortable doing a lot of these concepts because he did them in college.
Obviously, Patrick Mahomes can do a little bit of everything because he saw what
Alex was doing. He ran the spread offense
in college. Then he's comfortable
adapting to new NFL
type concepts. But he can be
multiverse. Obviously Tom Brady and Josh
McDaniels are one of the most unique combos
we've ever seen.
But, you know, if you can just run
the ball down someone's throat, when the Niners were
humming under Harbaugh, they had one of the best
offensive lines in the league. They had Staley,
they had Yupati, I think their center
was Goodwin, they had Boone,
and they had Davis, was their offensive line.
And they had Frank Gore and they had Bruce Miller.
And you know what they did?
The majority of the games, when they would take the lead,
they'd run power down your throat.
They'd run power till you tapped out and said,
uncle.
You didn't need to overthink the room.
Do you know when they started overthinking the room
and they tried to get this progressive NFL spread attack with Colin Kaepernick?
Not running the ball, but throwing the football going four and five wide,
their offense fell apart.
But when they just kept it simple and they ran it out of the pistol and they ran power,
they dominated.
They controlled the clock and they played defense.
And they kept it pretty simple.
Keep it simple, stupid.
That worked.
And it's worked for a lot of really good teams.
And I think historically when teams have gotten trouble is when they've tried to get tricky.
And I think Seattle is a great example.
And again, I don't necessarily think Earl was taking a shot unless he actually was.
I didn't hear the audio.
I just reading the quote.
But I think one thing Pete Carroll should be very proud of is what we do works.
What we do works.
we play with a violent style, we play fast,
and while we don't have the talent that we once did with all these guys gone,
we still are going to be really good because we're going to do something
and we're going to hang our hat on and we're going to master it.
I think too often in life we try to do a million different things
where when you can just hone into something,
it's impossible not to improve.
Where I think some of these, especially when you go around the NFL,
first off, defense is really hard to play, right, in the NFL,
because the rules are not on your side.
So when you try to run 18 different million concepts on defense,
blitzes, coverages, you can outthink the room fast.
There's no outthinking the room on Seattle.
Now they may get penalized, they may have a player that's just not good enough, whatever.
But they're not going to really be confused
because they just do one basic thing and they do it really, really well.
So I think that is a compliment to Pete Carroll
and a compliment to Seattle and should be viewed
in something they should be very proud.
proud of. Okay, no
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And I will, I'll get to your questions in the
upcoming weeks because
everyone's on vacation,
including kind of me, but the great part about having a
podcast, you can do podcasts on vacations.
There's not going to be much
going on. I mean, literally the entire
NFL is shut down at minimum
for the next month.
So we won't even have people reporting probably until July 20th on the early,
earliest since June 13th.
And plus it's about 540 right now, my time.
And I got the Warriors game on in like 20 minutes and I want to watch the golf.
So enjoy your weekend.
Happy Father's Day, this Friday, or excuse me, this Sunday.
I guess you're probably listening to this on Friday or maybe Saturday.
Hell, maybe on Father's Day.
Tell your dad about my podcast. Get them listening to.
But enjoy Father's Day for all the fathers out there.
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