The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Nerd Sesh x Hivemind - Sports & Music Trivia

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

The nerds are joined by Riley and Graydon from HiveMind to do some trivia! They dive into LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers’ history, some of music’s greatest legends and absurd celebrity facts.  Timestamps 00:03:15 - Cleveland Sports Trivia 00:31:27 - Music Trivia 01:06:50 - Celebrity Trivia #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Are you on? Charles Darwin. The nerds is where it's at. Welcome everybody back into nerds session. As always, I'm Carson Greber, and alongside he is Logan Camden. And today we have with us two very special guests. the delightful young men over at Hivemind. We have Graydon and we have Riley, of course.

Going to do some trivia with us today. Gentlemen, how are we doing? No, thank you. I'm doing great. I'm doing well. Yeah. First question, please. Great, knows that enough.

And so it's been great having you guys. Really appreciate this. Sweet. And on to the next guest, Jill Biden. Dr. Jill Biden is going to be joining us today. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

for you guys. She's in our studio. Jill, I'm here. No, just kidding. Hunter is here, though. Hunter's in the bathroom. Hunter's my corner. And you guys, you guys were having quite a good time, I imagine. Yeah. So some of you may remember, we had these guys on last summer. We had a lot of fun. We did some trivia. And it's going to be similar today. We're actually going to be bringing back the same teams. It is going to be me and Riley taking on the big bad guys that are great and Logan. We're going to do three rounds of trivia today, each one with a distinct theme. We're going to do Cleveland sports because we have a couple of Cleveland sports fans with us here today. Look at that.

How on theme is that? I know. Then we're going to mosey over to music. Also hitting you guys in your bag. You're welcome. Try not to fuck it up. And then we'll talk a little celebrity trivia. Any questions?

Yeah. No. Yes. No. Perfect. You are a clear communicator. Logan, anything you'd like to say, buddy? I mean, we got to come up with some team names, yeah?

We do have to come up with team names. We do. Okay. Yeah, you guys first. I would like to be Team Sweetie. That's pretty good. Team Sweetie? Sweetie.

Okay. That's really not that good. Yeah, I was thinking, I mean, Riley, I think we can take a second here to brainstorm. I was thinking the flying crackers is a starting point. I don't know if you're into something like that. Oh, wow. Okay.

And then what's the other part? Yeah, the crackers is just sort of, you know. Right. Okay. I was thinking like the robotic dinosaurs who breathe fire Well that's sick Yeah because it's just like I want to be like ferocious

Yeah yeah yeah yeah no that's way better than the flying crackers Come to think of it After that I'm gonna go to the whaling the wailing Hawkees I do this ship for sweetie man I'm kind of with it I like it All right All right too sweetie versus just sweetie Oh sorry sweetie

Sweetie versus The robotic dinosaurs who breathe fire Yeah sweet That's awesome. Courtesy of the brilliant mind of Riley. It's super badass. All right. Logan,

why don't you ask the first question, pal? We're going to start with sports? Yeah, let's start with Cleveland Sports. Why not? It's a sports podcast we do after all. All right, gentlemen, very basic, very simple question. What wide receiver has the most receiving touchdowns for the Browns since 2000? I think I know it.

I know it. Is it Brailin Edwards? unfortunately it is can you believe that man yeah that's why i guessed it yeah wow that's good 17 in one season i think that speaks to how pathetic the browns are as like a franchise oh wow okay can i can i can i kill my teammate now yes you can do we remember the wild card game or do we have we forgotten that i have a doctor's appointment i got to get to you guys i'm gonna get out of Because I remember Big Ben crying in a stadium full of no fans. Cardboard cutouts, he cried to.

I'm going to be honest with you guys. I hate the Browns more than I hate any other team in the division because you guys have our number now in a way that the Ravens and the Bengals don't. We eat on Lamar, we eat on Joe. I hate you guys more than any other team, man. We're coming to get you this year. I hate the Steelers more than any team in the entire NFL. More than the Third Reich.

Oh, I don't. Oh, no? Not me. Okay. Uh-uh. It's close. Yeah. Okay.

I love everybody. The Browns, man, can you really hate the Browns that much? Isn't that a bit classist? Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Come on, man. That's messed up.

And also, like, man. It's the Ravens. You guys are always going up and at it and at each other, punching each other, punching each other. The Browns are just, they're just trying to get in on the party, man. They just do. Yeah. How can you hit on the Browns?

We have Deshawn Watson. Yeah, exactly. Come on. The most likable quarterback in the NFL. Yes. And you guys have James, though, the most likable quarterback in the NFL. True. Right.

Yeah. All right. Cool. I was going to guess Cedric Tillman for the record. So, yeah. Love it. No, I love that. All right.

I've got a Cavs question for you guys. But honestly, it reflects an equally dark time in Cleveland sports history. Because from 2011 to 2014, the Cavaliers were abandoned by. LeBron James between his first and second stints. Can you name their top five scores during that period? Oh, God. Well, one's got to be Kyrie. Caii is, of course, number one.

Mr. Edible on the plane, Dion Waiters. Deon Waiters, Logan, number five. Oh, whoa, wow, wow, wow. Does Derek Rose show up? Not D. Rose. Dude, we're going to have to get, nasty, great. Oh, you're going to have to get nasty.

Yeah, this is not. I admittedly had a hard time tuning in to the back-to-back 19 win seasons. So this is really going to be a tough one. Off of pure games played, is Anderson Verish out here? Oh, dude, such a good thought. Number seven.

Okay. Number seven there. Man, I am just like, who was on those squads? You have another long time, Cav, sort of Verijiao-esque, in just like, this dude, this dude hangs around. Tristan Thompson. Tristan Thompson's number two, Logan, fourth pick, building block at the time. Absolutely.

So we have Kyrie, Tristan, and who is the other stinkeroo? You guys got Dion. Dion Waiters. Mr. Rather go three for 30. Yep. Can't stop shooting. Absolutely. All right.

Two more. Anybody that's still active on the team? No, these guys are long gone. One of them was very much at the tail end of his career. I actually had quite a good career. Not with the calves mostly, though. The other guy is just like a cab of this era. That's the only way I can describe them.

You had something on your mind there, Logan? Is it C.J. Miles? Oh, it's not C.J. Miles, but he's number nine, dude. I mean, Cook. It's a pretty good guess. Jeez, O Pete's tail end of his career. Oh, was it really? Richard Jefferson?

It's not Richard. That's a good guess, though, man. He was not, like, right after. Was it Channing Fry? Not Channing Fry. Those guys were joining basically when LeBron came back. Yeah, you're right. These are the guys who weren't good enough for LeBron to even look at them.

Man, dude, Carrick Felix? What the fuck? No? Crazy guess. Yeah, it's insane pole. Really insane pool. I appreciate just the depth of the pole. No.

one of these guys is a top 60 score in NBA history by just raw points scored but again this was where he ended. Carrick Felix Logan played seven games. As you love him. I'm in my bag. Top 60 score of all time. Yeah. You wouldn't necessarily think of him.

This guy ever make any all-star games cards? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. he made an all-star game or two. I like to imagine alternate reality, Logan, where you got obsessed with music instead of sports, and you'd be like the biggest hipster

of all time. Naming like bands who had like one EP in 1970. It is, it is, that's funny. That makes me laugh. That sounded super neat. That's funny.

It makes me laugh. Hey, hey, keep making me laugh. little clown boy keep that up good job what's the musical equivalent of like a carrick felix man uh like my friend will yeah yeah my cousin just my buddy my cousin tanner yeah his cousin dave dude okay i got yeah give me a hint or something yeah so that guy two time all star

power forward drafted all the way back in 1998 was actually traded on draft day for another star Oh, is this Antoine Jameson? This is Antoine Jameson. I didn't know if he, like, was on the hangover there or not. He was not in the hangover. That was at Galefenakis, but he was with the cast. And now this last guy, I mean, Logan, this one's probably just for you.

Right. Actually, you know what? I'm going to give you guys a non-basketball hint. If I were to say, aw, blank, I spilled my milk again. What is something I might say? Shucks. That's the first thought. What's the second thought?

Shasta. No. Chuck Shasta, a great shooting guard. This guy also played for Portland, played for Washington. Just like, not even a mediocre small forward. Just a borderline NBA player who was only with the Cavs for most of these years because they were a borderline NBA team. Karan Butler, Wally Zerbiak. Too good. Those guys are too good.

Gordier Martin. No, sick name. Martel Webster. No, I respect that you're thinking of the Wizards. Larry Hughes. No, I love it. I love it. Honestly, this is a pretty sickle pull.

I'm not going to lie. You guys get it. I'm going to clap. When did this guy start and when did you retire? He played from 2009 to 2017 and was with the Cavs all the way from 2011 to 2014. I should know it. Yeah, but this guy really was.

wasn't good. If I were to say basketball morning, where would that take you? Like, where would that take me? That seems incoherent. Morning in an NBA context. Morning. Oh, I remember him. He was kind of a speedster. He was like undersized for the three. And he had like a flash there when I was like, this guy can play. Uh-huh. Alonzo, not Alonzo Green. Very close. Remember the awe.

We're combining hints here. It's all going to come together. The milk thing. Alonzo. Alonzo shit. Man, I can like picture him. I picture him on a little fast break getting a steal and being like, yeah, this guy was, he could play in the NBA.

I don't know. I'm throwing it in. All right. Also, I'm just thinking about Alonzo. So, I'm giving you guys the point anyways, because this was the toughest one. It's Alonzo G. Alonzo G. Yeah, he was electric.

For one season, we thought he was like someone we would resign and be. That is so sad. Yeah. It was a sad time to be a Cavs fan. Sure was. That's why I asked about it. Thank you. You're welcome.

Sweet. I'm pretty sure like almost all times or bad times to be a Cavs fan. Anyway, we're going to stick with that same thing, guys. Can you guys name the five cavaliers that LeBron has played the most games with? Yes. Riley, get us started. Build some momentum. Zedrusa Ligowskis.

Bingo. Bingo. No, one. Yeah. We're going to have a couple more guys who we were just talking about. Anderson, Verrajao, and Tristan Thompson will both be here. Vergeau 2, Tristan Thompson, 4. Okay.

J.R.'s got to be real close if he's not on there. J.R. 6. Oh, okay. it's going to be mostly early calves guys not the second stint right that's when they had the most continuity and he was just there the longest what about sasha pavlovitch logan he's dirty sob he's number five great pole that's a yeah great pull one of my favorite old-time calves uh-huh yeah shout are we gonna get like delante west or booby gibson here booby gibson's a good guess that's a good guess Shoot it, booby. Who was I about to say?

If you want to win, put booby in, man. I mean, just to be obvious, Kyrie's not here, is he? Not Kyrie. And Kevin Love's not here, is he? Not Kevin Love, but this guy actually played in multiple stints with LeBron. That's what I was thinking. It's going to be someone that was like...

James. Bang on, man. Well done, guys. James Jones was literally just the LeBron merchant. Wherever LeBron went, James Jones followed. Yeah, he was like his hitman. It's not a bad career path. It's what I'm doing with Logan.

Yeah, I've killed many, many people for Logan. Yeah. It worked out pretty well so far. James Jones and Mike Miller. Wait, wait, wait, Logan. Yes. How do you have a Christmas Starbucks? It is the summer, man.

And a white boy summer at that. Yeah, you got some secrets. I don't like that. He's mewing. Oh, cute. That's right. He really won't answer. Hey, all right.

That's incredibly sigma of you. I bet you guys don't worry about what's in my cup, yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, there's mud in there. Very intuitive. Excellent analysis. All right, let's get you guys a Brown's question. There we go.

Before 2020, the Brown's last winning season was in 2007. Really, actually, everything is just accentuating the agony of Cleveland sports fandom. So 2007 was their last winning season before 2020. Can you name the leading passer, leading rusher, in top three receivers on that team. In 2007? 2007, buddy. It's Derek Anderson.

Yes, sir. Leading receiver, is that Josh Gordon or Kellyn Winslow Jr.? Kellyn Winslow is the number two receiver, so he's one of the answers there. Then it's Braylon Edwards? Number one. Okay. And then rushing is James Harrison? No.

Is it Lee Suggs? It's not Lee Suggs. No, that's too early. Was it a who's the guy? guy who played for the Raven, Jamal Lewis? Jamal Lewis. Cook. How? Cook, my friend. Now just give me that number three receiver. Number three receiver. Is it Dennis Northcut? That's a really good thought, though. That's a Dennis deep cut. Yeah. Okay. AFC Northcut. Oh, who's Joe Juravicious? Dude, what a performance by Greg. Yeah. Sweet. I mean, that was a big year. That was a big year for me.

I was 13. They came back and I thought Derek Anderson was going to adopt me and raise me as his own. That's kind of where I was at. Was that his only year? Did he even come back after that? I think he did and then he got his legs blown off or got attacked by a shark or something. He seemed like lost all his abilities. And then I think two years later we drafted Brandon Whedon, who was eight years older than Derek Anderson when we drafted him.

Yeah. That year really broke my whole. heart because they went 10 and 6 and I watched the Colts Titans game and the Colts like had the division so not they took the eye they lost that game so that the Titans went to the playoffs and the Browns didn't at 10 and 6 yeah which was unheard of at the time like we were like how is this team not going to the playoffs brutal Cleveland sports luck you know that was the best year in Cleveland though oh well besides Baker Mayfield beating the piss out of the Steelers. Well, yeah, but 2007 across the board. We went to the ALCS. Oh, yeah. We went to the ALCS and

the Cavs got swept by the Spurs in the finals. And then that happened. Well, you showed up. Yeah, we were that's what I'm saying. It was a year. I mean, showing up's half the battle. Am I right, Logan? So true, man. You guys haven't even brought up the best team in baseball yet this year. The flying baseballs from Cleveland. Not planning on it, by the way. Okay. Anti-baseball. Anti-baseball here. Yeah, that's fair, unless it's old baseball, because then it's fun. If we're talking about tungsten arm O'Doyle, then I'm all in on that. Wow. Oh, gosh.

I need to hook you up with my dad. We're talking about cannon arm cane. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're going to accentuate the pain of being a Browns fan. Can you guys name every Pro Bowl quarterback for the Brown since her revival in 99? Oh, easy.

We got one. Yeah, Deshaun Kaiser, number one. John Kaiser? No. Now some sort of NFT salesman Charlie Frye, Colt McCoy, yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, Derek Anderson in 2007 made the Pro Bowl.

That's it. Yep, that's it. Yep, that's it. Oh, I thought maybe Baker made one. No. I thought maybe Tim Couch, but no. A classic switcheroo from low. Threw him a softball just to rub my nose in it.

That's awesome, Logan. Isn't that sad, man? Dude, Big Ben owns your guys as podcast. poverty franchise for like 20 years. Fun fact, Big Ben. I don't want to be here. And then we sent him home in tears and a casket. It's true story.

A molester casket. Yeah, let's talk about what of him off the field. Here we go. Why is he going to the ladies' restrooms? Are you guys familiar with who your quarterback is? Oh, and it's just a couple of guys wrestling in the mud here at this point. All I'm going to say, all I'm going to say is this is going to get more views than Ben's podcast.

Does he have a podcast? Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. Yeah, you just proved our point. He doesn't strike me as the sort of guy you should have a podcast. Why would you want to listen to his talk about? Yeah, I don't want to listen to him. Logan even agrees with that one.

Yeah. So we found peace. Findlay, Ohio. What a terrible town. Yeah. See, that's the sort of Midwestern hate that I just can't speak to. I've never been to Philly, Ohio. I mean, that requires local knowledge.

That's valuable. All right. Yeah. Once again, I'm going to exclude LeBron James for this question just to make things interesting. If we take LeBron out of the picture, can you guys name me the top five all-time point per game leaders for the Cavs? Oh, let's start it off hot with World Be Free. Love it. God, I love that so much. Number two.

Austin Carr's there. Austin Carr, such a good thought. He's just off this list. Brad Doherty. Brad Doherty, another really good thought, just off. this list. Kyrie's got to be here. Yeah.

Kyrie Irving is here. Number three. Mark Price. Mark Price is not here. Oh. What about Donovan Mitchell? Donovan Mitchell's number one, even above LeBron, actually. For what it's worth, Doherty was a great thought.

He's number seven. Larry Nance. Larry Nance is a good thought. He's not here. He owns a drag racing team now, which is awesome. Which is sick. you do have a a cav of that era

there's one cab of that era damn it's not a man there's no way it's Craig Elo right no it's a good Greg Elo good guess though cab of that era I mean it's Big Z here not Big Z

the cab of that era you don't necessarily affiliate as much as you do Nance and Price and Doherty but he's actually drafted the same year as Doherty is Sean Kemp? No, it's not Sean Kemp. Dude, I mean, these are great thoughts. So, Doherty is second off the list.

Kemp is third off. Austin Carr is number 12. You got me wanting to guess Terrell Brandon, man. Ten. Not Terrell Brandon. Drafted the same year as Doherty? Yeah. And actually, probably had the better rookie season.

This guy came out of the gates hot. He was getting buckets. But later in his career, that's not. what he would be known for. Ron Harper. Bucket. Get you a bucket, Logan. That is correct.

And now the last guy is the most interesting. I'm just going to let you guys think for a minute. You've named a lot of the greats who I would go to first. This guy just kind of produced. And it was more modern than a lot of the guys who. Mo Williams? Love it? No.

Sneaky All-Star game with the Cavs, Mo Williams. incredibly sneaky with the O-9 Cavs. Is that the right? Williams, number 18. Okay, is that the right era? No, it can't be. Not the right era, actually.

Is it Carlos Boozer? It's not the Booze Cruz, but I like it. I'm liking everything you guys are putting down right now. Dejean Wagner? Oh, wow. No.

He would be on whatever the inverse of this list is. Come on, Logan, use that big brainy ears. He's that big old noggin ears. I'll give you a hint. This guy's not just active in the league. He's got a lot of years left.

Man, it's not like Darius Garland, is it? Not Garland. Good thought. He's on the short list. Does he play for the Cavs right now? He does not. Okay. Andrew Wiggins?

No, not theoretical Cavalier Andrew Wiggins. A lot of years left and scored hella buckets for them calves. Colin Sexton? Colin Sexton? Nice. We love. Can you believe that? We miss Sextown.

You just had a really good year. Sexland. Sexland, sorry. Sexland was electric, man. Sexland. 20 points per game in his Cavs career. He was sad to see Go. And he's still a great player and we love him very much.

Thank you, Colin. Do you do that, Colin? You're valued and your beloved. And if you want to go back to Cleveland, you're more than welcome there. Yeah. Because Utah, they don't really need you. You guys. They don't need a basketball team.

No, they don't think. Actually, they do. They actually very much do. Well, yeah, they, yeah. You leave a state of Mormons without a basketball team? Yeah. Something's getting hurt. That's true.

Someone's getting hurt. That's true. Someone's getting hurt bad. All right, gentlemen, we're going to throw it back to the glory days for the one time. Can you name... I heard glory and perked up real quick. I heard throw it back. can burn us.

Oh, yeah. Can you guys name the four players to score double digits for the 07 Cavs? Oh, so easy. I mean. Go for it, Riley. Go for it. Let's go, Boobie Gibson. Oh, I wish Boobie Gibson was here, man.

What? I think we'll have a lot of the playoffs and everybody was like, where's this guy been all year? Oh, yeah, that's true. We have Larry Hughes, right, Logan. Larry Hughes is here. I was at the, his first game as a cab. in Detroit after we traded for him. And he did an off-the-backboard 360 dunk in the line.

And I was like, man, look at LeBron go. I was in the news. And the person next to me said, no, that's new man, Larry Hughes. And I said, we're going to the finals. All right. All right. LeBron's got to be here, right? Pretty sure LeBron.

Okay. Cool. Just random thought. Okay. Big Z, of course. You guys just have one more to go. one of the funniest haircuts. That's how I remember this guy.

Is it just Verrajev? Oh, no, I know it. Not Verrejo. Okay. He had a sole patch on the back of his head. I'm so glad you know that, Graydon. And this was his celebration when he got hot. He would go.

A soul patch on the back of his head. Yeah. And I believe he is a current broadcaster for an East Coast team that really sucks, too. Okay. So let's think about everybody who's on that team. We have Pavlovich, as we already mentioned. We have a very young Danny Green on that team. He's a starter.

You're thinking bench. Oh. Oh, he was smarter. Okay. Man, my memory is so bad because I was obsessed with this team, but I cannot think of it. He has the same initials as a current starter. It's not Drew Gooden, is it? Yeah.

It's Drew Goodman. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Goodman. And then he went on to play for one. Washington for like eight years and now I was watching a stream east, you know, Wizards, Cavs game during the season and who did they cut to on the sideline? But smooth talking Drew good at Matt. I was like, there's my boy. Yeah. He always put up decent numbers. Oh yeah, super productive, terrible defender,

but if you wanted an elbow jump, he was kind of like the poor decrepit street vagrants version of like David West. Yes, yes, yes. If you were to go, uh, perhaps. to wherever the poor decrepit street urchins hang out, that's where you would find Drew Gooden. Drew Gooden watching David West highlights on a baseline turnaround. Drawing inspiration. I do like Drew Gooden's YouTube videos, though. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Hard pivot from him. I've loved it. I know. Totally, yeah. He's gone for a hard pivot. You didn't have to. Good ball fake.

Yeah. Yeah, no, he's really got something going on the platform. All right. Last question for you guys. Let's go. I honestly came up with two options here, but I'm going to go with this one. Just since 2010, the Cavaliers have picked in the top five eight times. Can you name every player they've selected in that time?

Anthony Bennett. Yes. Hey, how about with a little more enthusiasm, pal? Let's take that one again. I don't want to talk about Anthony Bennett. What about Anthony Bennett? UNLV. Every time I go to-Rubs.

Every time I go to Vegas. I just scorned when I see you an LP. It was so funny. I was watching. I saw like a clip surface of the broadcast reaction to that in real time. And it's just funny. Bill Simmons is like, yeah, he's like 260 pounds. How's you going to guard anybody?

I don't think he hit a field goal until game three of his career. I think he started like 0 for 16 with like two free throws. And I was sitting there being like, he'll figure it out. The game's a little faster. He really did. He definitely started O for a while, and then he was like two for 29 or something. Then they sent him down to the D League and they really never emerged.

That was it. Every time he hit like one three, the whole stadium would be like, yes! Okay. Who else we got? 2010, Anthony Bennett. You got Tristan Thompson, Kyrie, Wiggins.

Yep. Okay. All correct. Waiters go to the top fives, yeah? Yeah, he does. 2012. How many left? You guys cleaned up the front half.

Now you just have three on the back half. I mean, we have Evan Mobley. Yep. Who did he get pulled in with? No one else in that top. This is top ten? Top five. Okoro.

Okoro was a number three pick. Okoro? Yeah. Goro was? God, I love five. Yep. So just one left. Just one left.

Also, At number five. Not Amani Bates. Is it, is it Garland? It's Darious Garland. Clean work, gentlemen. Clean work. The other question I was considering asking you was there were 21 players who

appeared in at least 14 games for the 2018 Caz. I was going to ask you guys to name me 10, but we're not going to do that now. But I'll give you some of the fun names who you could have said. Dwayne Wade. Yep. Derek Rose is there. Derek Rose, Isaiah Thomas. Those are like the fun stars.

After that, it just gets kind of dark. Yeah, I remember Zizich. John Holland. Better days to come. London Parenthes, Virginia legend. Yeah, that was crazy. How many dudes were just on that team. All right, round one.

If I'm not mistaken, we're perfect. It's just a bunch of perfect guys. Just perfect white guys. I should have said that. I don't see color. I don't see that sort of thing. Oh. All right, next round.

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Oh. She moved in for two weeks, lasted for five. She left nail clippings in the bathtub, candy stuck to the furniture, and then she pressed her ear against the bedroom door and burst in screaming. She did not burst in while they were. She did. They kicked her out and paid for her hotel, and they thought, it's finally over.

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And she sat in the hospital parking lot, waiting for him to see if he would show up. When that didn't work, she walked into the son-in-law's police station and filed a kidnapping report against him. She filed a kidnapping report against him in his own police station. And spoilers, karma's going to show up in the best way possible. So if you want to hear how this story ends, search OK Storytime on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you're listening to podcasts. All right, guys, this 2005 hours, album by a rapper out of Compton pays homage to countless West Coast artists and features countless sports references. Are you guys ready to play? The game? The game? It's an album by the game. Do you guys know the name of the album? Oh, um, did he do? Oh, man, what album is that? The Underdogs on top? Oh, you're ready to play the game. He knows that he knows the song. That is a that's on there 50 cent. Yeah. Is it paid in full? Is that what it's called? called. It's not paid. No, because that's the, that's the movie. But I, I feel like, what album is that?

I know the cover. He's, like, crouched over. I feel like the game always had that pose on, like, all, like his first three albums. He's shot up next to two tires. Yeah. I'd be, I'd be crouched over next to a couple tires that exudes power. Yeah. I honestly, I, I don't think I'm going to get it. I don't remember the name of the album. I have no chance. I have no chance. I have no chance. unless there's some sort of sports entangra in the title, which I don't think there is based on Logan's face. This is something that if you followed around someone for a long time and garnered footage, you could put this together.

Documentary. It's the documentary by the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a super generous hint because you basically gave us the definition for the word documentary, but I appreciate it. I appreciate the collaboration. What can I say, bro? You're such a nice guy with such a gorgeous smile.

All right, gentlemen. Thank you, Logan. I'm going to kiss you guys. Oh, God. Well, I'm sick. Yeah, I am also sick. Sick in the head. Okay, okay.

Can you guys name me every artist with 10 or more number one albums? How many are they? That's a lot of albums, man. There are 10, even. Okay. Stevie Wonder. Stevie the Wonder Man Wonder, not here. Drake.

Drake. Number four with 13. Taylor Swift. T. Swizzle. Yes, has 14. The Beatles. Yeah. Number one.

Legred and Cook. Legred and Cook. Shoot. Michael Jackson didn't even have 10 albums. He did not, actually. I just noticed that gorgeous NBA hat that you're wearing great, and I love that. Thank you. You're welcome.

I wore it just for you, boys. I appreciate that. that. And I wear it five other days of the week. Just helping we see it because my lovely girlfriend got it for me and she says me. Oh, that's so nice. All right. Um, back to thinking

hitmakers. Um, all right, Logan, chime in. Yeah, Logan is just opted out of this question. Let me get a, dude, my one shot was Michael Jackson. Um, I got nothing. He's the only artist you are familiar with. Beyonce or Jay-Z here?

Jay Z number 14 Beyonce Nowhere to be found Yeah I don't know 10 albums is I think another modern There's another modern rapper here Obviously

Yeah It's two Logan there's some dudes You could clean up on I'm not gonna lie You keep selling yourself short like this It's gonna piss me off Come on white guy from Detroit

Eminem Eminem Ah yes Eminem What do you guys think of his most reason Is Eminem actually here bro? Yeah he is 10 Reach in by bag, bro.

I love the Steve Miller band Interpolation. Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, I mean, we love Eminem. Obviously, the back half of his career. It sucks. It's not great, but he's a legend. Shout out to Eminem. Shout out.

I was a little bit alarmed when I heard one of his new songs playing on the radio. It was a real jump scare moment for me. Yeah. Yeah, he's back in his bag, bro. I said, I don't want to be hearing that right now while I'm driving. That's dangerous. But isn't he the best-selling rapper of all time, or is Drake past them now? Drake passed him, I think.

Drake passed him? Canadian. I know. A Canadian and a white guy being the all-time best-selling rappers. Two white guys. Totally right. Rick Ross would say two white guys, yeah. Not my place to say that, that's for sure, but Rick Ross would say it.

That is for sure. Oh, Kanye. Is Kanye? Kanye, yes. That's what I was saying. Yes. How many more are we looking for? Four more.

Yikes. One more. Rapper. hip-hop artist uh dr dr dr dray no snoop dog no more modern it's interesting that this guy's here this guy's prolific so is it little wayne that's not we that's a good guess much as i wish it was i was listening to doggy style the other day man such a classic love that album so much um is it your boy ludic charsson is it luda Oh man, I wish it was.

Really commercially successful rapper, actually. He's like top 15, I think, in sales. Modern, like, still doing it very much so. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Still doing it. In fact, has released two albums this year, I'm pretty sure.

Future? Future. Yeah. Good poll. How about that among the all-time greats future? He deserves it, man. He does. He's a goat.

Now you have a couple of throwbacks But are the Eagles here The Eagles are not here Actually It's all individual artists remaining Hank Williams Jr. David Bowie is not here

Hank Williams Jr. is not here Think Pop However, the Yodeling Kid Mason Ramsey The Yotling Kid is here All right cool Janet Jackson No

Whitney Houston No There is one woman And she is the most surprising Inclusion on this list I did not realize That she had mainstream appeal Like this

Whatsoever Lauren Hill Not Lauren, well she's only got the one She's got one album Would have to do it 10 times It would have been sick One woman surprised That she had mainstream appeal

Share Not share Barbara Streisand Barbara Streisand Babs. How about that? Is everybody else surprised by that or am I on an island? That's why I guess there. That makes a lot of sense. I don't know. I always thought of hers being like showtuny and I thought nobody's going to buy that crap. They loved it. Yeah, they loved it, I guess. All right, two more. Two more. I don't know if this is, dumb guess or not, is Elvis here. Elvis is here.

Nice. King of Rock. Yeah, well, as they called them. As they called them. As they. called him. Colonizer. Sorry. We're not done. We're not done with Elvis for today, by the way.

Oh, great. Okay. Carson's question, just do your best Elvis impression. Is it Bob Dylan? It's not Bob Dylan. Singular male artist, older. I'll give you a hint. Recently featured in an episode of Curbier Enthusiasm.

From like the last season? No, I'm not telling you that much. Oh. But if I give you a wink and a nod, you'll know what I mean. Great. So he's probably Jewish, and it's not Bob Dylan. That's strange. What the heck?

I just watched season 10, too. Billy Joel. Not Billy Joel. Bruce Springsteen. It's Bruce Springsteen. There you go. Not Jewish. Not Jewish. Decidedly, not Jewish.

But correct, nonetheless. Thank you. He is from New Jersey. Yeah, he is. He is from New Jersey, which is an entirely separate thing from being Jewish. Yes. Yeah, totally. Logan? I think. Good work, Graydon. I needed help there, bro. No problem. You helped me out. All right, gentlemen, this rapper out of Michigan once dropped a hit song involving a man who hit a finals clenching three-pointer. Can you tell me who it is? All right. Riley, this is probably going to be you. carrying. I mean, I'm just thinking about Michigan rappers and I'm going Royce to 5-9. I don't know who the artist. I don't know who the- It's not Royce to 5-9. It's featuring the guy who hit a three or it's about him.

Well, it kind of does feature him. And they actually use some post-game audio from him in the presser after the game in the song. See, I like, like all of our questions have been lists. And this is like one specific fact I have to know. Is it Big Sean? I mean, there's also only, you know, a finite amount of Michigan rappers, too. It is not Big Sean. That's a good guess. My cousin. He's pretty mainstream now, though.

He's pretty mainstream now. He's pretty mainstream now. Now, he didn't say Detroit. Could it be a Flint rapper? Are there any rappers out of Flint? Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Riodi Young O.G.

Could be him. Rio de Young O.G. It's Rio D.O.J. Could be Y&J. could be BabyTrom? Oh, that's a great thought. I mean, NBA bar. It's not BabyTron.

It's a really good guess. Is it Babyface Ray? It's Babyface Ray. That's glider. Hell yeah. How he's backpacking me in this music category? I'm just so happy to be up there. I'm just a little guy up in his backpack.

What's on or what a... Yeah, let's hear the bar. Let's hear the bar. Ron Artest, live in the flesh. Ron Artest, count him be. out came back. I'm a champ. They feature Ron in the presser after he hit the game winner. Kobe, Kobe passed me to ball and I hit him for me.

Ron Artes, by the way, a rapper himself. When I was like nine, he dropped the song Champions. That song bangs, bro. A song for a champion. And I listen to it quite a bit. I can tell. Shout out to him. Yeah, yeah.

Words. But it's a memory. Okay. I'm going to read you guys an artist's real name. We've got six of them. You're going to tell me who that actually is. Okay. Number one, Chris Bridges.

Chris Brown. Chris Brown. No. Chris Bridges. Is it Leon Bridges? He has been mentioned on this podcast. Like during this time? Defied this time.

Like the last 40 minutes? During the music. in the music section. He's been mentioned. But a lot of people have been mentioned. Yeah. Is it the game? It's not the game. His name is in there somewhere, but it's not as direct as this guy, you know, is Chris changed his last name or first name. He didn't just swap out one of his names. Chris Bridges. What the heck? Is it Bob Dylan? No, that's Robert Zimmerman. I know. Logan, I want you to think about me. I want you to think about my passions in this life. It's ludicrous.

It's ludicrous. Graydon knows me better than you, you bum, fake friend. It's ludicrous. It is ludicrous. Okay. How about Calvin Broadest Jr.? That's Snoop. That's Snoop.

That's Snoop Dog. Very well done. All right. How about Elizabeth Woolridge Grant? What? Oh, this is. Jojo Siwa. This is Jojo Siwa.

Yep. Oh. In her edgy arc. Nice. No. Poppers. This is a sad. This is a sad woman. Lizzo.

I think it's fair to say. It's a sad woman. But a very popular one. It's not Lizzo, bro. It's not Lizzo. I don't think Lizzo's sad. I think she's pretty happy. Lizzie McAlpine.

Oh, my God. I love that pole. I could kiss you right on the top of the head for that poll. I love Lizzie McAlpine, but no. She is great. Lana Delray. Yes, it's Lama Del Rey. Good pull.

Okay, how about Cornell Haines Jr.? I feel like I've heard this one before. Yeah. Cornell Haines Jr. It's sort of in the ludicrous genre of name alteration where it's in there, but it's not overt. Oh, I know it. That's because I have a genius on my team.

I'm Cornell Haines Jr. You love him. I love them. Yeah. Early 2000, late 90s, early 2000s. You love them. Like Ludacris, also very commercially successful. Like, out, like, really, really, really successful.

But, like, not more than Ludacris necessarily. I would say so. Well, yeah, like, objectively, but, like, subjectively. 50-cent is Curtis Jackson. Correct. Oh, Cornel hates. Another Midwest guy, you know what I mean? What?

It's not fine. You got it. You could imagine this being just a nickname for a guy named Cornell. Yeah. Is it Nelly? It's Nelly. Yeah. It's getting hot in here.

So take off all your clothes. Okay. Catherine Hudson. Catherine Hudson. Mm-hmm. Stupid-ass name. Stop. Is it Katie Perry?

Katie Perry cook. Okay. Last one. This is the most in the weeds. Maybe. But also this person actually goes. by their name in a way that other people don't. Will Toledo?

Oh. Bill? No. No, no, I shouldn't have... I've heard this name before. So this is now a band. It started as an individual act. Right.

But this person still used the band name instead of his own name. I mean, I feel there's no way that he's going to get it. I've heard you say, well, of Toledo before. Of course, I know it. God, that's ball knowledge right there. Is it American football? No. It's not car seat headrest, is it?

Oh, Logan, you cooked! You cooked! There you go, Logan. I stuck a couple of my personal favorites in there. I put in a little car seat headrest. I put in a little ludicrous, and you guys just cleaned it up. Good work. Person, I didn't know you were a furry.

Oh, well, you know, there's multitudes to car seat headrest music. Some parts resonate with me deeply. Other parts, not so much. Right. A furry part, not so much. But I support everybody, man. Not everybody. Not that guys.

Not guys who, you know, go around stabbing people like that O.J. Simpson. I don't like that guy. Oh, okay. Other people. Hell of a runner, though. Hell of a runner. I mean, 2,000 yards and 14 seasons. You really can't overstate.

I tried to find OJ just months before he died. I was in Buffalo. He was in Buffalo. And we went on a manhunt and couldn't find him. I'm sorry? Well, I was just going to ask him like some trivia questions. I was going to be like, OJ, can you name me the top five rushers in Bill's history? Yeah.

We would add fun together. That would have been fun. I don't know. I always, it's so weird, people still debate whether he did it. And I'm like, I mean, he definitely did. He ran for 2,000 yards in a season. He did. I mean, because I think what it is is there's not necessarily footage of every game.

And so people, you're skeptical of all that stuff these days. It's hard to believe, but I think he did it. Yeah. But it's the floor kind of stuff when you realize a person's capable of that. Yeah. All right. Hit me, Logan. Hit me.

All right. I'm sorry to not. give you guys a list. You can whine and complain about it. Now, fuck you. Fuck you. And you know what? Fuck your brother and the horse he rode in on. Yeah. Yeah, fuck my brother, bro. That dude's a bum. All right. Yeah. One of the defining alternative rock albums of the 1990s, this emotional masterpiece was the first real big hit for this band peaking at number 10 on the U.S. charts. Oh, rock. Okay. Um, an alternative rock. This is a, this is a classic. This is a classic. This is a

Is it Nirvana? It's on by Nirvana. It's not Nirvana. Is it OK Computer? It is not. This was released, I believe, in 1992. Oh, 1982. 1922, this was their debut.

Their second album, well, technically like their first real big album. I think they released in 93. I think they had an EP or an LP before this. Alt, rock. Mm-hmm. Riley, I'm climbing up in your backpack again. Yeah, um, an emotional masterpiece, alt rock album. I mean, is it like Doolittle by Pixies?

It's not, you're, you're not far off. What did you guys think about like Halloween a little bit? Spooky, scary guys. Crime, deceit. Yeah. Pumpkins. Halloween. Candy cane

Um Carson got the closest for sure Carson Carson Carson just said a Smashing pumpkins Oh Smashing pumpkins Oh it's gonna be

Um Oh See this I hate this I'm on the spot It's the one with the angels On top on it It's uh It's not actually

It's the other one Oh it's the other one It's not the one with a What is that The bullet for a Is it the boy who smashed Oh you're good You're good

man, you're really good. I'm trying. So it's not the double one that says like the and whatever. I don't think I'm going to get it. I don't think I'm going to get the name of the album. I'm not going to get it. Yeah, I believe in you guys. See, I wish I could call it a choke.

I just, it's not anywhere in that. Graedon's going to maybe die. Graydon's seems like you might be actually choking himself. Yeah. Today is the worst. Damn my life. It's great to know. If we don't get this question.

I don't know it. I don't know it. Shout to Billy Corgan. You don't know. Yeah. That's right. We'll take our point. Yeah, take your point.

Final guess. Looks Max and Gooners, part two. They've got two, uh, I think they've got like two almost twins on the cover, man. Almost twins. What the fuck is an almost twin? Like their, brothers. Is it Siamese? You're so close.

You're so close. Conjoined? It starts with Siamese. Siamese is the first. Siamese dream. Hey, there we go. Let's go. Okay.

All right. Riley, I couldn't be doing this without you. I had one of those dreams last night. What? It's fucking awesome. What was that? You and another guy were sharing a body? Yep.

All right. That is the dream. It's the king of Siam. Oh, nice. That's cool, man. Siam, which is now. Tibet, Burma? I don't know.

Thailand. Thailand, got it. Yeah. All right. We're going to mix up the format here. I'm going to give you guys a little two truths and a lie, Elvis Presley edition. I said we weren't done with him yet, and we're not. Number one, he owned an alcoholic chimp named Scatler, or Scatter, who he referred to as a coconut-headed little motherfucker.

Okay. Number two, he employed a man known as Hamburger James, whose sole purpose was. was to supply burgers for the singer. However, the two fell out when Elvis suspected that James had stolen money and intimate pictures of Priscilla. He then chased the hamburger merchant to the airport, got the staff to keep his flight from taking off, and slapped him in the face twice.

Number three, he had his team create an Elvis animatronic that he insisted on calling French Elvis. He dressed it up in a beret and striped shirt, and every time he showed it to guests, he would deliver the same joke. did the French invent rearview mirrors so they could see the wars they're running from. He reportedly laughed hysterically every time and would often physically abuse the animatronic. It kind of disturbs me the two of these are true.

This is the king of rock, man. I'm pretty sure he had the chimp. Also, one of these is just from the sick twisted mind of Carson Brever. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like the fact that you came up with one of these is awesome. That's what I will say. Yeah. You know, I like to get creative.

And I draw from my own personal life. I feel like he wouldn't make that joke about the animatronic because he himself was kind of a draft dodger. So that's where my heart lies. But the hamburger one also feels like something Carson would come up with. Right? We all knew a hamburger James growing up. Hamburger James.

I feel like it's a little OD to halt someone's flight just to slap them twice in the face. I feel like he should have killed him. Oh. murder. Yeah. He should have killed him. It's effective.

And then Elvis would have been able to run for 2,000 yards in a 14-game season. With the power of a murder buy. I'm leading the animatronics. That's what I hate when Carson does questions like this, man. He puts such an incredible level of detail in there. It just blurs the line between like, I'm leading the animatronics. Okay. Let's go there.

I feel like he had freaky products like that, and he loved making, toys of himself, but I'll go with you, the animatronic. That is correct, gentlemen. Very well done. That was from the sick and twisted mind of yours truly. Yeah. Yeah, correct. And you hate the French, apparently.

I don't hate the French, but, you know, who doesn't like to take an occasional jab at at him every once in a while? Yeah, that's true. Even I do. I'm French. Yeah, and you're French. That joke was told to me by a friend of mine, a peer, you know, a young man, who apparently was genuinely amused by the notion that the French just,

Beard Wars. And I thought, when were you alive? The 18th century where this is a relevant talking point for you? But he fucking loved it. He cackled. So, uh, good intuition. You should write a book, Carson. I'm working on it. You think I should? What about? No, I would really like to write a book. When I was, uh, during COVID, when I was a young man, what was I at the time? Maybe seven, eight. No, I was like 18. And I wrote, I wrote a, I wrote a film script. Yeah. Wasn't good, but I wrote it. Well, you got to write one bad one so that you can write, the masterpiece right afterwards. I'm waiting on that one.

I'm waiting on that one. By the way, have you guys seen my movie? Were you guys, by any chance, at the Rain Dance Film Festival, across the pond four days ago when my movie debuted? Something's more than one thing, directed by Jay Alvarez,

starring me in a cameo scene? Yeah. No. Wow. I was not. I didn't even know about that. Sorry. Yeah, you guys are the worst.

Rain dance music festival? What, you don't read the paper? No. No. All right. Well, anyways. All right. Move on, Logan.

Carson was also bald in that movie, so I implore you guys to check it out. I was bald. I was cast for a movie when I was bald. I didn't do it on purpose. All right, gentlemen, much like my last three questions. It's one answer. This colorful and highly emotional song also performed live on MTV Unplugged. Details the pain of lost relationships and how to let go.

One more time. These are so vague. I was thinking about something else. There is this. This happens. This happened last time, too. Riley wanted my questions last time. Because this is so vague.

The answer is here again. Let's hear it again. The answer is in the details, gentlemen, I promise. This colorful and highly emotional song also performed live on MTV Unplugged details the pain of lost relationships and how to let go. So he put colorful in quotes, which makes me think color is either in the artist or the song name somewhere, some color. Purple rain?

By future. Yeah. Purple rain the mixed tape by future. No, I like that. I just need my girl. NTV unplug, do we have a year on this? This is 90s. Okay.

Colorful. Notice I put colorful in quotations. I did notice that. Can we get, can you get a little closer to the mic for that one? Yeah, that's, what are you doing? I had a bunch of shit in my nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've all been there. Okay.

One time I found a little guy up there. So this is the 90s. I feel useless. I've never felt so useless in my life. Logan, why don't you ask us more world history questions? We did that the other day. I'll be useless for that. Okay.

We didn't get a genre. We didn't, we didn't get a genre. nice good poll you're getting there man you're getting there yellow by cold play it's a great song emotional heartfelt good song this uh this is from an american rock band

uh from seattle in the 90s and it's not nirvana you guys it's not nirvana oh oh is it Jeremy by Pearl Jam there's a guy named Jeremy you have got the you have definitely you've located the band now it is a song by

Pearl Jam. Okay. Maroon. Teal. Carson, keep going, man. I believe in you. Eggshell white. Fuchsia. Cream. Teal. I already said that one. Aqua. Violet. Purple, blue. I thought you were going to sing a little bit of the song.

Yeah, that's what I thought. I was waiting for the clue. Started dancing on our graves. I mean, the Pearl James fine. Even Flow is one of their songs. That was a guitar hero. Even Prox. Eddie Vedder. Well, yeah, it's funny, dude.

You say, you sing the song. I would literally just make a noise. I would go, oh, you know, and then it's like, that's kind of all of them. Right. Wait until Eddie hears that. He's a big fan. He's going to be pissed. When he gets maddy, he likes to throw stuff.

He's going to throw something to you. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know Pearl Jam that well. Colors. I don't see. C color is the biggest problem. Colorful, man. It's colorful.

Rainbow. Fellas. Colorful. The song is colorful by Pearl Jam. But it's not. It's like, what's the word, man? It's a synonym. Is it an adjective? Is it a descriptor beyond just the color? It's the exact opposite. No, dude. It is a color. Oh, it's a color.

All right. I'll just name all the colors, which I just, yeah. Tangerine. This is so racist that you guys meant. Oh, is it black? Black? It's Black by Pearl Jam. Oh, cool. I thought I already said that.

Nice. Oh, yeah. All right. Thanks a job, man. All right. You guys are good. You guys are good. Yeah, well, great questions.

Great questions get great answers. Have you guys actually not heard black by Pearl Jam? I've heard it, but like, I'm not like a, you know what I mean? I'm more of a black hole sun guy. Okay. Black hole sun. How does it go? Sing it for me, Logan.

Sing it for me. I'm not. dude, it's one of the most emotional songs ever. Oh, wow. Sorry. Sorry about that. That's all right. Jump scare warning.

All right. I'm giving you guys another list. So deal with it. Can you name me every Disney channel and Nickelodeon star to produce a number one song or album? Drake. He wasn't on those channels. No, he was up in Canada. Or Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande.

Yes. Selena Gomez Yep Zach and Cody Nope Colin Dylan Sprauss Um

shit Nickelodeon's in there Which is kind of fucking me up Ariade is the only Nickelodeon one I'll tell you that right now I just wanted to get her in there And make the list

A tiny bit long Gazgrove's not in there Miley Cyrus I already said it I already got her Oh my bad Wake up pal Turn the lights on

I think Camp Rye Yeah, that doesn't help me. Really? I mean, that would help you get a few, actually. Yeah, there's... Oh, yeah. How about the Jonas gang? The Jonas Brothers, yep. And Nick individually, but we're all up into one.

Their co-star from that. Sabrina Carpenter. Well, that is correct. She would have been disturbingly young to have been their co-star, but... This is correct answer. Oh, wait, she was on... I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, she was on... Girl Meets World?

No, what one was she on? Malcolm in the middle. She would have been negative years old. Yeah, is Dewey on here? Is Dewey Munez? I'm so sure that's his name. Yes, Logan, insightful as always. Yep.

You're missing one, though. She was on Girl Meets World. Oh, cool. I didn't even know that show exists. Is Hillary Duff here? Leroy Duff's not here. It's a good guess. Her sister Haley Duff?

Nope. I think, um, Corey from Corey in the house. Nice. Cory Delpen. No, that's not. Corey Hame, yeah. Demi Lovato.

Yeah. Demi Lovato. Timi Lovato is correct. Is that it for the list? Now, there's one more. Oh. There's technically two more, but the second one is actually just crazy. This person was on.

Mickey Mouse and Friends. Brian Gosling? No. Christina Aguilera was on Mickey Mouse and Friends in early 90s. One of them. This last one, I mean, you think Sabrina Carpenter, you think. Barry Keoghan. Bingo.

I think Sabrina Carpenter. For his work in Saltburn. For his new dance scene in Saltburn. I'm sorry, Graydon. I think you're on an island here, my friend. That's all right, man. She's, oh, my. I don't know who the hell is Sabrina Carpenter.

under fire emoji. Wow. You live. There are two Americas. What the hell is this shouting? Logan legitimately lives in 2003. You say who the hell is this shoddy? Is that what you just said?

Logan, I'm telling you, he's up a different time in a different world. It's not Addison Ray. It's not Addison Ray. This is a great musician we're talking about. In my opinion, I love her. She's a pop star. She's a big, big pop star. Duolipa.

No. She wasn't there on the cartoon stuff. The show that she was on was high school musical, the musical, the series. So cleverly named, so well done. But a star was born out of it. Spina Carpenter and then you think. Spina Carpenter and this late, they have beef. That's why I say.

Not only are they occupying a similar space, they fought in the UFC? I could see it. I'm going to be so disappointed in myself. Oh, now I know what my mom feels like. Um, Oh, shit. That's all that.

So you got Sabrina C and then right on the other page you got Mickey Rooney. The answer we were looking for was the great Don Rickles. The Riffmeister. The Riffmeister.

The king of the roast. Sabrina Carpenter stole her man. That's why. Maybe, maybe you guys don't know this. Maybe I'm too. Maybe I'm too in the worst. weeds with with this woman's music but i i love her music oh i can like is it tape mccray bigger

she's big bigger bigger stole subpoena carpenter's man i you know i no other way other way around Sabrina stole her man yeah exactly or yeah yeah i just have i don't have my lore completely wrong on this i don't know i don't know this one yeah be real i don't know who is it all right one more thing she all right one also had a little bit of beef with Taylor Swift, not started by her. Taylor Swift said, you're stealing my sound. Stop stealing my sound. Duh.

We have a nickname for her? A nickname. A sports type nickname for her? Yes, you would. You would. We have one. It's very similar to a nickname of a Yankees player. Yankees, legendary Yankees guy.

Third, third baseman? Third baseman. The Yankees. Think about who you think of a third base. Did that thing right out of the point? Mark. Jeter and? Who? A, Rod.

Oh, Rod. Show me Olivia Rodriguez. It is Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo. There we go, gentlemen. We're helping each other out along the way. And wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Not the question wrong.

Who's the man in between these two? Of course, the heartthrob Joshua Bassett from high school musical to musical the series. Oh, the Bassett Hound. Yeah, Basset Hound. There we go. As we call him in the business, the Bassetown. I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be Zach Bia.

No, no. No. We don't speak. It's Joshua Bassett. And let's just say that created some tension on the set for HSM, HSM, HSM, MHS. And they had to call it quits. Yeah, Jay Bass and O'Rod, I guess they were together. And then Escar, you know, Escar go.

Take O'Rod's minute. I am so glad I'm not. Excuse my French. All right, let's go. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential.

Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clivert Taylor the 4th.

You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be.

Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and you. and a TikTok podcast network on TikTok. My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until karma made her pay for it. Wait a minute, Dakota. How bad did it get? Well, it got bad enough that her son-in-law

had to eventually arrest her himself. She moved in for two weeks, lasted for five. She left nail clippings in the bathtub, candy stuck to the furniture, and then she pressed her ear against the bedroom door and burst in screaming. She did not burst in while they were... She did.

They kicked her out and paid for her hotel, and they thought, It's finally over. Days later, she called her son-in-law at work, claiming that his partner had been in some kind of freak accident and had been rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. He called every hospital in the city, and his partner was making coffee the entire time. She faked a medical emergency just to test whether or not he loved her son? Yeah. And she sat in the hospital parking lot, waiting for him to see if he would show up.

When that didn't work, she walked into the son-in-law's police station and filed a kidnapping report against him. She filed a kidnapping report against him in his. own police station. And spoilers, karma's going to show up in the best way possible. So if you want to hear how this story ends, search OK story time on the Iheart radio app, Apple podcast,

or wherever you're listening to podcasts. Let's go, celebrity round, celebrity round. Hooray. Yes, yeah, woo. We love it. Yeah, Anthony, Anthony Bennett. Let's go. All right.

He's 4060 pounds. He doesn't do anything very well. Let's take him a one. This guy shares a birthday with Riley and is in many ways the son of the king. Riley, you've got to know your own birthday. I know, well, that took me a second and now I knew my birthday. But shares a birthday with me. It's the son of the king.

Is it Baron Trump? Oh, oh, it's Bronny James. It's Bronny. Yeah, Bronny James, same birthday. A lot shorter than Baron Trump. Huh? He's shorter than Baron Trump. Dude, true.

They need to get that kid on the cruise. court, man. Yeah, absolutely. Barron? You should play for the Wizards. He's already in D.C. He's like, he's like six, eight, man. Oh, I was saying we should put him on the Supreme Court. Oh, yeah, yeah. Lifetime appointment for Barron. Yeah, Bronny James does have the same birthday as me, along with Taylor Hicks from American Idol. How about that? I will say, dude, Baron is a sick name. When you're named for any sort of like old-fashioned nobility term, you know, like Duke Dennis.

Exactly. Yeah, Duke Dennis. I love Duke Dennis, man. I love to be named Duke Dennis. All right, well, you know what? We're going to do a little NBA celebrity connections for you guys. Riley and I are going to spend about a fifth of the time answering the questions because all of ours are one and all of your guys are lists. But here we go.

Each of these NBA players has a connection to another celebrity. Which NBA player's uncle was a beach boy? Luke Walton. Not the worst guess. Right vibe. I mean, yeah, he's probably got to be a white guy. In fact, actually, as Luke Walden has an NBA dad, this guy had an NBA dad, but a much less famous NBA dad. Is this Steph Curry?

No. That would be crazy, sick. Yeah. Is this guy active? Yeah, he's hanging on. Just hanging on. It's not Brooke Lopez. No, that is correct.

He's not Brooke Lopez. I think, I mean, is it the same. last name as one of the? Yep. Oh. Lion dead. Yeah, I mean, I got, it's Wilson is the last name, Logan, as my teammate. Not Wilson, actually.

Oh, no. He's not one of the Wilson boys. Okay. In mind then. I was going to guess Luke and Owen. Correct. Is it Kevin Love? Kevin Love.

Dude, great pull. Yeah. Let's go. On his time with the Cavs, I remember like a little. mid-game interjection, you know, like, oh, Kevin Love, actually familial ties to the Beach Boys. So he's a Nephbo, baby. So he wouldn't have been in the NBA at all unless the Beach Boys made it so.

Surfing USA, put my kid, put my nephew in the league. He was actually injected with a very powerful compound as a young boy. He was supposed to be 5 foot 4, but. Those celebs and their adrenochrome, you know. Yeah. They love drinking that kid, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Okay, which NBA player's father was a French tennis champion and pop star? Or is the L?

No. Logan, if you don't know this, I'm going to smack you right in the face. I've told you this so many times. It's going to show me you're not an active listener. French tennis team? And you knew that, dude. I guess Miley Cyrus, like seven seconds after Graden, man. She's not in the league.

Not anymore. This is another one. I have like a vague memory of like watching a game and being like, Like, he comes from a lineage of athletes and musicians. French. Who's got, like, is it Nick Batum? Not Nick Batum. This guy's not active anymore.

He's really good. He himself is not French because he wasn't born and raised in France. He was born and raised in America. His fun fact, his mom was also Miss Sweden. It's not Neek, right? He's not Neke. No, no. I mean, his dad is actually French.

Nick's dad is just an army, man. a good old-fashioned American. Yeah. It's like Kyrie's Australian. College champion, this guy, great defender in the NBA. Christian Leitner? No.

It's not Bobo, right? Thabo's a Swiss fellow. Lou Al-Dang. No. Oh, Swiss, right. Oh, actually, though, closely related to Lu Aldang. Joe Kim Noah. It's Joe Kim Noah.

Joe Kim Noah. His father is. The last Frenchman to win the French Open. He played basketball like a tennis player. Hello. Did he? I don't know. He was just oddly uncoordinated for the guy who had such longevity.

But you know what? The playmaking, the defense? I'm going to be a Joe Kim Noah defender. All right. Last one. Which NBA player is cousins with Kendrick Lamar? Oh. DeMarre?

Not DeMar. Tamar. I mean, it's not a bad thought. He's from Compton's finest. Uh, what about Lamar Odom? All right. Enough. Enough. Enough. Enough. Back on track. Seriously. Enough. Enough fucking around. This guy is L.A. through and through. L.A. born, went to USC played for the Lakers. O.J. Mayo. You know what? I love it. O.J. Mayo is a USC icon. USC legend. Did not play for the Lake show, though. No. Swaggy P.

Swaggy P, man. Wow. That's fire. Isn't that hilarious? Yeah, that's cool. Every day. Swaggy P. Anyways, a couple more fun ones I had written down.

NBA player who's cousins with riffraff? Mac MacClawn. Yeah, Mac MacClellan. No way, bro. Yeah, Mac MacMaclon. He was posting his dunk highlights like all the time on Twitter. There you go. And, Logan, I think you might know this one.

NBA player whose brother was and one legend Escalade. Do you know that one, Logan? If someone was related to Escalade, that's- Glenn Davis. Close. It's actually much more surprising. Mark Jackson.

That is Mark Jackson's brother. Escalade. That's awesome. All due respect, I'd hit that out of the park. Yep. Yeah. All right. Dude, speaking to that,

again, I have a one answer for you guys. No list. So surprised. Perfect. This is easy, though. You guys should get this. This actor is starred in multiple. Multiple hit baseball movies and most recently starred as a cowboy defending his ranch with his family.

Kevin Costner. You're good, man. I was good. I never. I'm excited for the saga, part one. As am I. I'm sorry, what were you going to say? I was just going to say, I haven't seen Yellowstone, but I saw that Kevin Costner's not doing it anymore.

And I feel like a lot of America is probably devastated. Yeah, but he's dropping a two-part, like, master epic. That's about the American saga. Oh, really? Yeah, it's about like the Journey West and it looks. That's powerful. Oh, so that's it. He's in the same demographic.

Oh, yeah. He probably shot it on set. The frontier enthusiasts. Yeah. All right. Can you guys name me five actor politicians? Arnold. People to do both.

Arnold is correct. Actor politicians. Mm-hmm. You can't use all of them because they're all lying sex of shit, am I right? Little political humor. Nicely done, Nicely done, Carson. Very classy.

Something we can all relate to. I think we've all had enough politics talk for today, huh fellas? Yeah. Oh, God. Trump counts, right? For home alone. You got, you got Byron and you got Trump. No, I wasn't counting Trump.

Trump's also in Zoolander. That's what I'm saying. Eric Zoolander. All right. We'll count Trump. You know, I was actually expecting this to come up. We'll count them. We'll count them because it makes it easier to get to five.

I can't even count that high Actor turned politicians Duane did you one It's just one two three four And then five are you S&L cast member Is one S&L cast member Chevy Chase

No Who then I think he's In New Dick Chevy Chase Minnesota He was And then he got kind of canceled For doing some fondling

Yeah Comedian All right Oh man All right comedians in my book uh hello john balushi um

you have a president here you have a president oh yeah oh ronald regan ronald regan as i call him the bobs the president of the screen actors guild yeah you have uh i'll just give you hints because some of these are kind of surprising this guy was like the king of scummy and not even reality tv

I guess you would call it that But you know where you just handle two people's disputes In front of a live audience Oh yeah Jerry Springer Jerry Springer He was the mayor of Cincinnati Yeah mayor of Cincinnati And a regular of mine at a bar

I worked at in Cincinnati No way, really Didn't drink only came in to get hot chocolate And look at the ladies Oh I was gonna say that's so classy That was until he did this before Or after the Jerry Springer show Oh it was after

That's crazy And he also died. He also died. Oh, I mean, does Zelensky count? Do they have to be American politicians? I was thinking, well, yeah, no, Zelensky counts. I mean, it's a fucking insane poll, but congratulations. That's fine.

It's the leader of freedom on the Eastern Front right now. Yeah, I mean, that's just good knowledge right there. Yes, some other acceptable answers, Clint Eastwood, who, fun fact, went to my high school and was banned for riding a motorcycle. I didn't know you were that old. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, we actually played ball together.

Mayor of what is it like Santa, what's the town? Carmel. Carmel. Yeah. Where Pebble beaches. It's quite literally Paradise on Earth. It's ridiculous. How nice it is. Shirley Temple. Turn on to be a politician. George to Kay. Yep. And Sonny Bono. How about that? Some other politicians.

I was thinking of Al Franken because he was on SNL. Oh, nice. Al Frankenstein. Yeah. Yep. Logan. All right. Actually, the hive my guys are up next because I'm voting you guys in for president and vice president this year.

That's really nice. Who's who? Who's who? Who's who? No, no, no, no. Let's really hash and shit out. Greaten's probably president. Let's be honest.

I don't really want to do the work anyway. I don't know much about the world. Give me the buttons. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to tell me about the aliens, though. Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah.

Death and destruction will end soon. Yes. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Guys, this guy is the consummate action star hero, English, martial artist. He's seemingly in every action movie ever made. And no, it's not James Bond because he's bald. Carson, it's Jason Statham. Oh, God. Good one, Bradley? Hell yeah. You give me an action question.

I'm just going to presume it's Jason Statham. Yeah, I bet you liked the beekeeper, too, didn't it? I don't like Jason Statham. Oh. but I'm aware of his existence in the world, you know. But the beekeeper looked like the single most ridiculous thing that I've ever seen. I watched it on a flight. Yeah, I watched it on a flight.

Those are the kind of movies I take down when I'm in the air. Yeah, pointing and laughing at the idiots who made it, huh? Pouring all their love, sweat and tears and do it idiots. It'd be like if you were in a movie that maybe was debuted at the Rain Dance Film Festival in London, nobody went to see it. Nobody went to see it, remember. Standing Ovation. Yes. I can only presume so.

No, I read the review. It was a middling review. Said basically, you know, there's some good, some bad. Great cameo, though. No, no mention of me. Okay. Gentlemen, we're going to play a little celebrity quote game. Okay, I'm going to give you multiple choice options for all of these.

If you guys get three out of four correct, you're going to get the point. We're still keeping track of score, and nobody's missed yet. Okay. So we may all leave your winners, but we may not. Okay, quote number one. I've never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't like eating fish and I know it's very popular out there in Africa

who said this was it Britney Spears Chad Michael Murray or Paris Hilton Yeah that sounds like Paris Hilton That sounds like Paris Hilton yeah Britney Spears boys Fuck Okay got to be perfect

From here on out Quote number two If everybody in the world dropped out of school we would have a much more intelligent society. Was this Abraham Lincoln, Jaden Smith, or the rapper Russ? It wasn't Abraham Lincoln. I'm just going to say that, probably.

It sounds too new school the way it said. But it could be, you know, it could be like a tricky, a tricky trick. Trick, trick. I mean, this feels like a Jaden Smith quote, but I also, I really hope you wouldn't include a Russ quote on here, Carson. Yeah, that would be weird

You have no idea what I'm capable of Oh, I'm with you though, Logan. Let's go Jaden Smith. Yeah, it's Jaden Smith. That's correct. Okay. I have a different constitution. I have a different brain.

I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Was this? Charlie Sheen. Wow, you just never. I didn't even get to read off. Winning. We were a lot.

We were like, that was a perfect time for us. We were paying attention to the Charlie Sheen. to bang two gram rocks. Yeah. Yeah. He was the original Hunter Biden, man. With much more swag. What was the quote if the lady asked him in the interview, she was like,

are there any drugs in the house? And he was like, if you got him, let me know where they're at. Yeah. I was going to give you guys the options of Sarr Nicholas II, translated from Russian, or Muhammad Ali. I thought maybe Muhammad Ali, you know, he's a swaggering, confident guy. But no, very well done. All right.

Last one. This is for all the marbles. I guess I'm going to fade into Bolivian. Was this, Garth Brooks, Waluigi, or Mike Tyson? I'm going to fade into... Have you guys learned about the conspiracy theory with all the murders tied to Garth Brooks's tour? I remember seeing that. Yeah.

It's very interesting and very dark. He's killing people, huh? When the thunder rolls and the landing strikes. I also learned... Sorry, I don't mean interrupted people. Go ahead. Sorry. No, I'm going to. That's all I need it. Okay. I learned that Garth Brooks had the phase where he went by like, not just a student and like he changed his entire persona as an artist. He changed his name. He changed his whole look and he was like in a totally different genre. It's like way more emo or something at like the height of his fame. Yeah. Let me see what he went by. It's kind of like little Wayne a little bit in that way. You know what I mean? I mean, I'm leaning Mike Tyson here, Logan. What about you? I'm leaning Mike Tyson too just because I can imagine him having like a

you know just like a little brain fart talking who are the other two guys Waluigi who you guys are sort of leaving out of consideration here in Garth Brooks which is weird. Garth Brooks who went by Chris Gaines the Australian and he had just a

a little soul patch in super emo hair. Interesting. I will say just I know that I this is the second time I'm bringing up Zoolander we watched it last night because we're doing a video about how it aged, but this sounds like a line from Zoolander. Like it's out, like they

like constantly like mispronounce Malaysia throughout that movie. And it's like, I'll fade into Bolivian. Yeah, that's a great point. What is this? A center for ants. Oh, that is the best. Oh, that's the best scene. Yeah. All right. We're leaning Tyson.

Do we have any other I don't know. I'm not being pushed really any other way. Let's go with we're going with Tyson. clutch well done gentlemen yeah like tyson all right so we're on to the last question here are we not yeah we're not off the hook i got a feeling they're going to get this we're going to have to uh push for the tie uh gradin okay i know carson's definitely going to know this guy i just don't know if he knows his name known most prominently for his roles in tarentino hits this english actor is

now pivoted into more of a directing role oh my god i absolutely know this guy He's the robber in Pulp Fiction. He's the guy, right? He's that guy. John Krasinski. It's the great crass. John Krasinski. A quiet place too.

Even quieter. Oh, man. What is this guy's name? I really do know it. That's good because I don't. Yeah, I really do know it, but I'm saying that as it's not coming to me. And I'm just thinking about the fact that I think I might piss myself. Right.

ladder control here at this point. Is he in Inglorious Bastards, too? They did an Inglorious Bastards too? Tim Roth. Tim Roth. Wow, dude, good poll. Good poll. There you go, Carson.

Let's go. You give me a movie question. You gave me a Tarantino. I love Christoph Waltz. Yeah, me too. He's one of the best. Just wish that guy was my father. Oh, I will dig into that on the next one.

Yeah. Anyways. All right, last one. We got a list for you guys. Again, can you name me five celebrities who have at some point at least been a Scientologist? Oh, easy. Travolta and Cruz. Easy, money.

You guys ever seen that Cruz Oprah interview, man? That should always get. I have seen that. Very weird. Yeah, we, Katie Holmes is from our hometown. Yeah. She actually got suspended from my high school for random motorist. No way.

She didn't, but my dad... More common than you think. But my dad did babysitter. That's true. Really? Yeah. Oh, man. That's awesome.

You did a good job, obviously. She's famous. She's super famous, and that mostly goes to your old man. You said five of them? Five of them. Three more. Three more. Logan is just shaking his head. I'm gonna keep it a stagg, dude. My Scientology bag is not deep.

One of these is super ironic. because she's the star of a show that is basically about an oppressive cult against women specifically. It's sort of the whole society, but it's a very cultish. Oh, what's that? Not a handmaidens tale, but is that it? Mm-hmm. Do you know who the star is?

No, that's too new. I hate new shows with all girls in them. If you're not watching Mr. Ed, the talking horse. If it's not Basties of the Air. I'm not interested. If it's not Sanford and Sun, you know. Stalog 17, the 1945 classic war comedy, you're not watching it. I haven't watched a show in full since Mesh.

Yeah. And why would you? When I'm on top, most, most watched finale ever, never got better after that. We peaked with a leave it to beaver and threes company, man. Yeah? Yeah. Is it like Nicole Kidman or? Nicole Kidman is separately a former Scientology.

I mean, it's sound right. That's why I said it. She got out. But now best known for her AMC intro. Is this what Anthony Bennett's been up to post-N-V-A career? Anthony Bennett, Logan. They wouldn't have him. He doesn't meet the bar of celebrity.

No. I know there's like one really sneaky, famous Scientologist. Like somebody that people don't talk about being a Scientologist, but is or was. It's like John Voit a Scientologist or something. then. That's a super interesting thought. No, because I know he's a big trump.

Not according to my list. You know what's really interesting? We were actually talking about somebody on this list who is in the former category for a very obvious reason. Arnold Schwarzenegger? No. Like, we were just talking about this individual. In the former category. Oh, like in...

Like they're a former Scientologist. And there's a clear reason they would have been tied to it and then perhaps gone away. And it was in the music category? Oh, no. It was like during this very conversation. Riley, Riley knows. Obvious. For a very specific reason.

Think about it. Riley's bloodline is known for years and years. Yeah. It's a story they passed down from generation to generation. The one who lived, they call her. Come on. Toledo. Oh, Kate Holmes?

You make some great faces. Yeah, it's Katie Holmes. Oh, well, yeah, she had to be in it. Yeah. Yeah. Correct. Okay. One more. one more let's see who's the most seamless one to guide you guys towards

Bruce Willis not Bruce Willis good guess you guys fans of Arrested Development actually you know what A relative of somebody who I asked a whole detailed question about is on this list Are you trying to tell me Michael Sarah is a Scientologist? No thank God no That would have been awesome

And it's a former for the arrested development Is it Jason Bateman? It's not Jason Bateman. It's a good thought. Oh, is it Will Arnett? Not Will Arnett, luckily. He looks like a Scientologist. Yeah, he does.

Right? You asked a whole question about this guy? He charms the pants off me. Yeah. Elvis? Who's related to Elvis? Who is? Priscilla.

Is it a question? Jacob All righty already in Scientology? That seems a little quick. They flew him over from Australia, and they got him right into a good stuff. They would love him. do anything. Oh, yeah.

I don't do anything for him. He just melts my little heart. He does. I'm more of a Calum Turner. He's extraordinarily handsome and talent. You're more of a who? Callum Turner guy. I don't even know who that is.

Yeah, he's dating do Alipa for a reason. He's hot. Oh, all right. Hello. Hello. Who is related to Elvis? Ronnie James. Yeah.

Ronnie James. There you go. You guys are fucking good. Yeah. Man, I don't know, Logan, you got nothing. You've piped down over there. Head, head empty mode. Okay.

All right, let's see who else is there. No, I don't know how to explain this person, singer-songwriter, one name, but, like, not one of the really famous ones. One name. Okay, this guy is, there's another guy who's just in a bunch of movies. He's an Ant-Man. Genuine? Sorry. He'd be sick.

No, not Paul Rudd. That's the thing. He's like a supporting character in, uh, Ant Man. He's a supporting character in everything. End of watch. Mark Rob. End of watch.

Jake Gyllenhaal. Great movie. Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, yeah. He's, this guy's, I'm led to believe, a supporting character. Okay. Um, all right. You know what?

We're just going to go back to the, uh, handsmaid tale. If I were to say, look at, look at that growing on that tree. Isn't that so gorgeous? That would be, not Cape Moss. Oh, but. Randy Moss. It all comes together. Yeah.

Something leaf. 23. No, no, no. Moss was right. Moss was right. She's not Kate. Megan Moss. Oh, shit.

Love it. I don't know. I feel like you guys deserve the win here. We've gone stumped. Do we? Because we also got a lot of help. This has really just been an episode of guys helping dudes. Yeah.

Yeah. Was Terence Mollick, uh, Scientology? Is Scientologist? A Scientologist? The Scientmatologist? I'm a Tarans Malik. Not to my knowledge.

I'm still struggling that there's a character and arrested development that's a Scientologist. Pop-pop. Pop-pop. Logan, and MF like you would probably know him from the Larry Sanders show. You know? That's more of your generation. VCU Center, Larry Sanders, bro? No.

Not Buck's legend Larry Sanders of the Bucks. These guys. One of you guys, John Henson next. We're incorrigible, by the way. I'm willing to concede and let there be a winner for the fans at home. Yeah. What about you?

Yeah, I'm with that, man. I feel those bloodthirsty Coliseum fans of ours who just want to see a winner at the end of the day. I just want to see it. All right. A neuronian thumbs down for you. All right. Let's get these Scientologists. All right.

We got a lot. The arrested development guy, Jeffrey Tambour, Pop Pop. Also from the show Transparent, I believe. Who else do we have here? I was describing Elizabeth Moss. You guys could not have been closer on that one. Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis's daughter. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged.

It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clever Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media.

Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations,

stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until karma made her pay for it. Wait a minute, Dakota. How bad did it get? Well, it got bad enough that her son-in-law had to eventually arrest her himself. She moved in for two weeks, lasted for five.

She left nail clippings in the bathtub, candy stuck to the furniture, and then she pressed her ear against the bedroom door and burst in screaming. She did not burst in while they were... She did. They kicked her out and paid for her hotel, and they thought, it's finally over. Days later, she called her son-in-law at work, claiming that his partner had been in some kind of freak accident and had been rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. He called every hospital in the city, and his partner was making coffee the entire time.

She faked a medical emergency just to test whether or not he loved her son? Yeah. And she sat in the hospital parking lot waiting for him to see if he would show up. When that didn't work, she walked into the son-in-loss police station and filed a kidnapping report against him. She filed a kidnapping report against him in his own police station. And spoilers, karma's going to show up in the best way possible. So if you want to hear how this story ends,

search OK Storytime on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you're listening to podcasts. was a Scientologist. And that's most of it. Some guy named Paul Haggis, which is a pretty unfortunate name, but he was also a Scientologist. There you go. Great game.

Yeah, great game. And here, a virtual hand shake for both of you. Seriously. Seriously. Ooh, soft hands. Yeah.

O'Sha. Mine are quite clammy. Mine's a little wet. Sorry, fellas. Yeah. Oh. I truly do have clammy hands. What a pleasure playing with you guys.

Yeah. Thank you guys. What a pleasure playing with you guys. Graydon, you're sick as a dog, and yet here you are persevering, putting on a smile for the cameras. Riley, you were just brilliant today, magnificent, carried our team all the way. Come on. You guys are the best. It was an absolute delight to have.

You really appreciate you coming on. Everybody, go follow and watch Hivemind everywhere. Their YouTube stuff's the best. So much fun. Go watch that Zoolander video when it comes out. Yeah. Watch everything they do. All the games will play, the music they talk.

They go live. You better be watching. the whole time. And just because it's the offseason of most sports, doesn't mean nerdsesh isn't still a good watch. Wow. This is so mutual what we have going on here. But it's not a great watch.

Let's be honest. This is all right. No, it's like ESPN 2 at 4 p.m. Yeah, it's more like the Ocho, honestly. Follow them on TikTok too. They do really fun sort of list stuff like we do. But it's more, you know, just vibes, you know, top 10 most handsome guys, for example. Yeah, we do that.

We do that. A lot of fun stuff like that. So you guys are the best. Obviously, everybody who watched, you can tell. There are a lot of fun these, do. They're a handful. Hey, come on. But I really appreciate you guys coming on.

We're going to keep coming with the trivia throughout the summer. That is our off-season mojo once we're done talking free agency and drafts over now. So we're going to continue to have on some more fun guests. Nobody is good as these guys. I said that to the last guess we had on too. I bet. Yeah, I bet. But stay tuned in for that.

you know, follow us everywhere, TikTok, Instagram, etc. Get our merch at the volume. com. Yeah, come on. It's such good merch. You want the merch.

You want it. You want it. Gentlemen, any final words before we send you on your merry way? Go Browns. Fuck the Steelers. And thanks again.

Thank you guys. Yep. Thank you, nerd sesh. Everybody, subscribe, follow. Watch nerdsesh. Thank you,

you guys. All right. And with that, as always, I have been Carson Bramber. I have been Logan Camden. I've been Riley. I was Ronald Reagan for half this video, but thank you anyway.

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