The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Nightcap - Chiefs beat Bills, Lions roll Buccaneers

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs taking on Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills, Jared Goff and the Detroit Lions beating Baker Mayfield and ...the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 31-23 in the NFL 2023 Divisional Round, why the Dallas Cowboys are the dead beat dads of the NFL and much more! #Club #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:04:38 will be going live tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. Pacific, noon Eastern. Oh, yeah. So that's where we're at. Ocho, we got to get to this game. The Chiefs go on the road, do something that they haven't done in the Mahomes era, which is a road game. I guess the Sue Bo is a road game, but they go on the road and beat the Chiefs 2724. Mahomes are headed to another AFC championship. game after Bill's kicker Tyler Bass missed a 44-yard field goal with one minute and 43 seconds to play.
Starting point is 00:05:09 The Kansas City Chiefs picked up a first down, ran out the clock, and now they're headed to face the Baltimore Ravens for a chance to go to the Super Bowl in Las Vegas. What was your takeaway from the game? Listen, obviously, the storyline for the NFL, we have yearned for a game like this where we look forward to having two of the greatest quarterbacks of our era of this. era to come together and play each other. And we get that every time we get in my homes and we get a Josh Allen matchup. It lives up to the hype. And games like this, it always comes down to decision making. Decision making and the most important moments is what matters. And when it mattered most, forget the rest of the game. Forget the rest of the game. When a decision making matter the most for the bills to finally make it to an NFC championship with a chance to be
Starting point is 00:06:02 excuse me, I'm sorry, AFC Championship with a chance to be in a goddamn Super Bowl, they fell short, yet again. The game was in their favor. The game was in their favor. You have the touchback would be cold fumbling with the ball going out of bounds. You have Josh Island fumbling at a recover because Tennessee chief player trying to scoop and score. Trying to scoop and score instead of just falling on the ball. It's falling all in your favor.
Starting point is 00:06:27 So it comes down to your decision making when it matters most in a short. certain moment. Here we have second down. We have second down. You know your kicker went one for three last week, but you were still able to overcome that and win the game. Let's make it easy for your kicker. You have second down. You got goddamn Stefan Diggs running wide, wide ass, butt naked ass open. Simple shot, get it to them, get you a little closer in field goal range if you can't score. You throw the home run. You come back, third down, in completion. You come back, you come back on fourth. What happens?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Tile Bass goes in, pressure moment, he misses a kick, it goes wide right. The game, everything was right there in your hand. Even with the mistakes, even with the mistakes, you still had an opportunity to tie the game,
Starting point is 00:07:18 taking an overtime, and hope the decision-making in overtime goes in your favor. Now you're going home again. Yeah. I think the game, it was this how it's supposed to be. for the Baltimore Ravens, for the earned a right to go to the Super Bowl,
Starting point is 00:07:34 they need to go through the beast of the AFC, which has been the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah. They've been in the championship game every year that Mahomes has been the starter. They reached at least the AFC championship game. So what should happen, Lamar Jackson, who's going to be this year's MVP, has to be last year's MVP, last year's Super Bowl MVP, in order to get to the destination that he craves, that he yearns,
Starting point is 00:07:58 that he says, this is why the Ravens, You desert. This is why I earned the money and this is why you believed in me. He said on his draft when they got drafted, what can the Ravens expect from Lamar Jackson? He said, expect the bowl. That's what he said. He said, expect the bowl out of me. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Now he has that opportunity and he has to go through Patrick Mahomes, who's arguably the greatest quarterback of his generation. Lamar Jackson says, I wouldn't have it any other way than to go through Lamar Jackson to get to Las Vegas. I have a question. Go ahead. What is the saying or the mantra that's always been around for many years? What wins Super Bowls? Be the touchdowns. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Defense. Defense. Who has the number one defense in the league? The Ravens. Listen, it's going to be a tall task. Yeah. It's going to be a tall task for the Chiefs. Rishy Rice, Bacheco, Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:08:58 That is the bulk of the offense. That's the all of the offense. I mean, they get a catch here from Gray. Yeah. Washington. You'll get some other pieces coming in, making plays and doing what they need to do. But that's not enough to get it done against a team like the Ravens where there is no weak. Well, if there is a weakness, you'd probably say in a secondary.
Starting point is 00:09:19 But everywhere else, that interior, that second tier, shit, that alone, it's going to be a long motherfucking day. Let me ask your question. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Who picked Kansas City to go to Buffalo and win? Based on what we've seen from Kansas City. This is the best we've seen Kansas City's office look the entire season. Yeah, especially since the emergency of Rishi Rice,
Starting point is 00:09:44 plan-of-ways plan. Kelsey looked good at night. Obviously, the running game has always been efficient when they choose to run it here and there. But Sheko has always done a thing. Clyde Edwards-Alair, when he comes in, he's somewhat efficient. Andy Reid is so creative. Andy Reid is so creative with the play calling
Starting point is 00:10:02 and being able to manipulate the defenses that they're playing against is even when they were inefficient and we damn there some people even wrote their ass off. Yes, I did not see them advance into the LFC championship game. Yeah, a lot of people wrote them off based on the way they were playing and the fact they were having so many struggles offensively were receiving, drop in hell. They had the most drops out of all the teams in NFL, the receiving corps.
Starting point is 00:10:25 So you think, you know what, this ain't their year. But they were able to overcome. that. Obviously, and again, I'll say it again, the resurgence of Rashid rights toward the end of the season, especially with his play in the playoffs, is one of the reasons why they're where they are now. Yes. But remember we talked about it? When you have a guy like Mahomes, you've seen nothing. Home of the road, Ocho, because you know what this guy's capable of. You've seen it. You've witnessed it. So when you go, it doesn't matter if you go in enemy territory. It doesn't matter if you're going to a hostile environment. You've seen.
Starting point is 00:10:59 what this guy's capable of doing. Now, Buffalo made them enough mistakes. I don't understand why you go for it on fourth down, backed up where you was backed up with 13 minutes left in the ball game. Everybody knew, everybody knew you was running the fake. That wasn't close. Analytics. Analytics.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Analytics. Analytics. What happened? You know what happened, Ocho? Tyler Bass is going to bail Sean McDermott off the hook. Because had they lost that game, if Mikko Hardman doesn't fumble that ball, He goes up.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Now they go up two scores. Two scores. I don't even know why you got McCormick, touching the football. He hadn't really touched the football all day. He hadn't really touched the football since you traded for him and brought him back. Yeah. And you put him in that situation?
Starting point is 00:11:42 Situation. Yeah. And he's stretching. He's trying to stretch. Bro, you don't stretch there because that's a bad, that's a harbor rule that if I form of the ball, somehow I don't get keep possession of it. It goes out of bounds out of the end zone.
Starting point is 00:11:55 The opposing team gets it and they get there into 20. That's a harbor rule, but we'll discuss that another day. So really, that should have been a death blow right there. Give Buffalo's defense credit for rising to the moment and keeping Kansas City out of the end zone. But Tyler Bass, it's not, Tyler Bass, it's going to have people not talking about Sean McDermott's bonehead decision to go for it on 4th to 5 on his own 29 yard line with 13 minutes to go. Right. But give Kansas City credit, Azel Pacheco,
Starting point is 00:12:31 every time he runs the ball, he runs like the defense owe him money. You're most phone owe me money. I'm going to get it out of your ass. He's angry. Listen, I said it before. I don't know if I said it when I was talking with you, but I might have said it amongst my friends.
Starting point is 00:12:44 The last time I've seen someone run that angry and upset, like somebody did something to him was Marion Barber. Yeah. Him and Marion Barber had that same running style where it's like I'm pissed off. it's on. If you get in the way, I'm going right through you. Now, he's not as big or as physical as Marion Barber is, but his mannerism, the way he carries itself and running style and just like that. I like him. I like him a lot. The Chiefs did a great job. If you look at it, the plays,
Starting point is 00:13:14 Buffalo probably ran an extra 25 plays. Yeah. Kansas City is that the possessions that they had, I think they only pointed what did they put. How many times did they punt in once tonight? Let's see. Kansas City pointed once tonight. Yeah. 21 first downs for Buffalo. 21 first downs for Kansas City, 27 for Buffalo. Kansas City was one for five on third down.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Buffalo was 7 of 14. Buffalo ran 78 plays. Kansas City ran 47 plays. And basically three of those plays were kneeled down. So basically they ran 44 plays. Buffalo had the ball. 37 minutes to 23 minutes for Kansas City. It's funny when you look at the numbers,
Starting point is 00:14:02 when you look at the statistics, who's supposed to win this game based on everything you just said? Buffalo. Buffalo. But it just goes to show you. You see everybody's talking about, oh, to possess the ball.
Starting point is 00:14:15 When you have a Patrick Mahomes, possessions don't matter. Yeah. Because he's going to maximize, remember last year in the Super Bowl, how the Eagles, they were snapping, ball every time under five seconds.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Right. But their defense couldn't stop Mahomes once he got in a rhythm. So he's going touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, field goal. Yeah. And that basically wins the ball game. Yeah. But Kansas City came. They obviously they like this matchup. They like the matchup.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Look, in the playoffs, Kansas City has gotten the best of them. The last two regular season game, Buffalo has gotten the best of Kansas City in the regular season. But when it matters, Mahomes always seems to find a way to rise. to them occasion and outplay, outplay Josh Allen when it matters the most. Because like you said, it comes down to a throw here or a throw there. And he seemingly always makes the right play.
Starting point is 00:15:08 But when that guy walked out on the field, if you watch the paint the back view, Ocho, the opposing ends on, you're looking at the flags, they're straight across. I say, now to him, he's going to think he can put this ball right down the middle. And it's going to go in. You better aim that ball at the left up right. To the left a little bit, huh?
Starting point is 00:15:25 Yes. When he hit that ball, I told him, she's about to miss this. I hate when you say that. Right. And it wasn't even close. Right, yeah. No, because he hit it right down the middle, Ocho. Yeah. But all he had to do was look behind him and see the flag straight out.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Well, you know what? As a kicker, and obviously me, I can attest to this because I am a kicker. I kicked in an NFL game. You do all the testing with your special teams coach before you even go out on the field. So I'm sure they talked about that. based on the wind, you look, you want to see which way the wind is blowing. So understanding what direction or how you want to kick the ball to give you your best chance to make it.
Starting point is 00:16:05 So I'm sure you know you can't go right down the middle. Obviously, it's going to go to the right. So you got to leave, you got to leave it to the left a little bit and it's going to carry where it need to go. A lot of times you see what do they do, Ocho, they come, they'll throw grant, their throw, see if they got a cross win, if they got a win behind or if there's a win in the place, I just need to see to let me know how I need to hit this. ball because if you hit that ball like he hit it 10 times out of 10 you're going to get the same
Starting point is 00:16:31 effect of what he got he hit it down the middle the wind pushed it and it wasn't even close you got to start it at the left and the wind's going to push it right through where you went but when you think about he was one for three last week he had a bad week last week he had a really bad week so i imagine the pressure situation right now sure the season is on you yeah the game is on the line and it's on you there's a lot of pressure in that and i'm sure tyler bass the moment might have been too big for him. The moment might have been too big for him based off what happened last week and the confidence wasn't there. Even if, even if, I can't explain, I haven't been in the playoffs much. I haven't been in pressure moments much, but I do understand what was going through his head.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Yeah. I could imagine what was going through his head. The entire season, the entire city, and everything is riding on your leg. I'm sure Buffalo is upset because Buffalo lost the Super Bowl with a kick. I think it was Christy. Who's the guy that got in 90 when they missed the field goal? Doug Christie. Steve. Steve. Steve Christie.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I think that's who missed that field goal in 1990 against the Giants in the Super Bowl in Tampa. That was also the soup. That was also the Super Bowl with Whitney. Whitney sung the National Anthem. Okay. Damn, man. That goddamn.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Scott Norwood. Scott Norwood. Oh, Scott Norwood? Scott Norwood. Scott Norwood and Mr. Field goal pushed it. and they ended up losing the game 20 to 19. So Buffalo, Buffalo's like, damn it,
Starting point is 00:17:58 we have the worst look with kickers. When we need to have our best look, we have our worst look. But give the Chiefs credit. The Chiefs played unbelievable. For a second of that, I thought, so damn, now the offense, you pick the day to have your best game, and now the defense is picking their worst day to have their worst game. Yes, game, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:16 But they bowed their backs. They kept them out the end zone when they need to. They forced a couple of puns. The defense, special teams did a great job of being alert and not let them get in the fake. But when they needed to, and that's the mark what I say about any offense or defense. Can you get done what you need to get done when you absolutely have to have it? Okay, defense, you absolutely have to get a stop. You cannot let them get the ball in zone.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Because remember, Ocho, on the situation earlier, on third and goal from the 12-yard line, he hit Shakur in the corner of the end zone in front of sneak. I'm like, bro, the only thing you can't do is just don't give them a touchdown and we're going to make them kick a field goal. And I'm dead damn if Josh does a semi-roll outside the pocket and a half and semi-sidearms will pass and makes a great throw, Shakir makes a great catch, comes down with the ball. But when they needed to have it on that last drive,
Starting point is 00:19:10 the worst-case scenario, we're going to tie this thing. You're tied up. And we got my holes with the ball in his hands with two-time, three-timeout. Two-timeout, excuse me. I like our chances. The defense bowed their backs and kept them out of the end zone, make them settle for a field goal. They miss the field goal.
Starting point is 00:19:27 They get a first down and they run it. But you have to give Kansas City credit because this is the best. Kansas City's offenses look the entire season. At no point in time did this office hum and flow along like it did tonight. And you pick the right time to have one of your better game. Now, you better have another one next week because the Ravens ain't nothing to play with. Listen, you already know what that defense is going to do. They're going to blitz you.
Starting point is 00:19:52 They're going to make you uncomfortable. They're going to have exotic looks. They're going to bluff. They're going to do all type of things to confuse you. Patrick Mahomes isn't going to be able to sit back there. Take your time. You're going to have to make your decision making. You're going to have to be fast.
Starting point is 00:20:06 The ball going to have to come out quick. All the long, let me see, what do you call it? The play action stuff. Play action, yeah. I don't think it's going to work like that unless you can establish a run. You know it's very difficult to do. on the damn Ravens, it's difficult to run. It's difficult to run.
Starting point is 00:20:21 So we're going to see what's happening. It's going to be a good game. If I was to lean towards, if you're a gambler man in the chat, if you're a gambler man in the chat, I'm leaning towards the Ravens winning that game. Yeah, absolutely. The Ravens will probably open up.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Or Ravens will probably open up four and a half, five points favor. What's the line? Yeah. What draft king say the line's going to be? They're more than the field. I mean, you get three points. You get three points for home field.
Starting point is 00:20:46 I'm thinking four and a half five. Three and a half, okay. Three and a half? Three and a half. And listen. I love, I love Patrick Mahomes. I love Kelsey. I love that defense.
Starting point is 00:20:55 I love the Darius Sneed. And now, hell, shit, I love Andy Reed. But that goddamn defense. Have you noticed I haven't even mentioned Lamar yet? I haven't mentioned Lamar and Zay Flowers and the offense and what they can do. Because the defense, defense wins Super Bowls. What Lamar is going to do, he's going to do. He's going to get his regardless.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Right. He's going to get his regardless. Right. The defense is what win championships, and that has always been set in stone and will always come true. So I know what's going to happen. So if you're a gambling, man, put your money on the goddamn Ravens next week. The Ravens, you look, we know the Ravens possessed the football. They run the football.
Starting point is 00:21:34 That's not a good sign when you look at how well Buffalo ran the ball, and we know Baltimore is a better run offense than what Buffalo showed. So that's something Kansas City is going to have to shore up. They were one of the better run defenses, not great. but they were pretty good against the run, although you wouldn't know that by the number of yards that the Buffalo Bills put up running. So they got 72, 133, 173, 180, 182, 182, 182 yards
Starting point is 00:21:59 on less than 37, 38, 39, 39 carries. Right. So that's pretty good ratio. And we know the Ravens get a lead on you. They can run the air out of the ball. But you see what happened with Kansas City. Josh Allen kept a lot of drives alive with his legs.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Now you're talking about the most dynamic quarterback in all of football when it comes to his legs. Right. You got to have a spy and you can't play all that man coverage. I know Spags love to play man coverage, but... You cannot turn your back. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Omar Jackson has two of the rush yards and two hundred pad yards. If you think you had, well, you think you had issues and problems with Josh Allen when you went, man, it's a whole different ball game. Not from a physical standpoint, but from an athletic and speed standpoint. Yeah, yeah. He's not going to run over you like Josh. You turn you back and, bitch. Listen, Lamar Jackson hit his head off the goalpost from anywhere on the field.
Starting point is 00:22:52 You play around now. He absolutely can. He absolutely can. But it's going to be a great matchup. I think this is the matchup we needed to see. Look, we had, you know, we had three great quarterbacks all, you know, in the semifinals. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Now, we got the two guys. We got the two big, we got the big gun. Mm-hmm. You got Lamar Jackson. You got Patrick Mahomes for a chance to go to the Super Bowl. Okay, Rayby. You say this is what you wanted. Lamar Jackson, you promised the Raven fan.
Starting point is 00:23:20 When they drafted you, what are they going to get out of Lamar Jackson? You said, they're going to get a bowl out of me. Super Bowl. That's what they're going to get from me. Okay. Boy, how prophetic would this be? How poetic would this be? To live it out, huh?
Starting point is 00:23:35 To say it and live it out. To see it and live it out. Twice. It doesn't happen very often, Ocho. Yeah. 32 teams fast. on the guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Ravens moved back in the first round and says, okay, we'll take him. Yeah. He's the franchise tag. Yeah. 31 teams passed on him again. 31 teams passed on him. 31 teams passed on him again.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Yeah. She said, you know what, damn it? I'm going to make all you all you pay again. Yeah. Out of major pay. Now see, Ravens are about to get two MVP. Now they're about to get a bowl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Yeah. So it's going to be. be a daunting task for the chiefs. I did not have the chiefs based on what I had seen from them all season. Regular season. Yeah, not this far. Ain't no way I would have picked them to be where they are right now. No chance.
Starting point is 00:24:29 No chance in there. And the funny thing about it is I said it before. I think I might have been on inside the NFL as special, as special as Patrick Bahams is. I say that myself, I don't see them getting too far in the playoffs because with the issues and struggles that they have in offensively, there's no way. he can be that type of Superman to overcome that. Right. It's impossible.
Starting point is 00:24:52 And I long behold, he damn so did. Patrick Mahomes improves the 3-0 against Josh Allen and the bills in the playoffs. And Mahomes is in his six conference championship and six seasons as a starter for the Chiefs. So six seasons as a starter, six AFC championship games. He also broke a tie with Tom Brady. He has the most playoff wins by a quarterback before turn. turning the age of 30. He has 13,
Starting point is 00:25:19 Tom Brady has 12. If I'm not mistaken, Patrick Mahomes, it's 28, right? Nah, he's not 28 already? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I think 20, 2018. He's 28. So there's a chance. You're talking about about 30. He's not 30 yet. He got an opportunity to add to that next year. Yeah. It even adds to it this year.
Starting point is 00:25:41 He can put it way on out there. Since 2011, each AFC championship game has either included the Chiefs or the Pace. So for 13 consecutive years, every AFC championship game has had at least the Chiefs or the Patriots in it. That's crazy. That's crazy. And just when you thought you got rid of Tom Brady, said, with Tom Brady is taking his ass to the NFC and now retirement, now you got to deal with Pat Mahomes.
Starting point is 00:26:07 The Patriots have made eight, made it eight straight years, 2011 to 2018, and the Chiefs are currently those six-year run 2018 to 2023. It's amazing what the quarterback can do. Huh? It's amazing what a quarterback can do. And you understand why it's so important. Why is so important? That's why you pay those guys. That's all you need and you build around it.
Starting point is 00:26:30 If you got that guy, you can't pay him enough. Yeah. You can't pay him. If you pay him 50 million, you pay him 60 million. Okay, Patrick Holmes makes 50 million, whatever he makes. You think that's enough? No. You think that's enough?
Starting point is 00:26:43 What they play Lamar Jackson? You think that's enough money? You can't pay it. him enough. And we were talking about it last night, Ojo. The floor is 40 million. So let that see it. If the floor is 40 million, where the hell to see the man for a guy like Patrick Mahomes or Lamar Jackson? That's going to always have you in contention year and year out. That's going to always have you in contention year in and year out. You don't know how, you don't know how settling that is for a head coach, for the staff, for an organization,
Starting point is 00:27:13 come hell of high water, no matter what we bring in here, no matter what free agents we sign, no matter who we draft, we know all we're doing is making our team better because we're going to be in contention because of one special person that we do have at the ham. But see, that's why you get to say, you can say, oh, the Chief's way.
Starting point is 00:27:33 It's Patrick Mahomes way. The same way the Patriot way was Tom Brady. Because you see when Tom Brady went away, that's the same way. The stadium didn't move. The coaches didn't change. The guy was the defense is still very good. The defense is still very good.
Starting point is 00:27:50 That's still a top 10, you know, top 11 defense. Yeah. The only difference, that quarterback that everybody on the team believes in. Yeah. That's the difference. And that's the same thing what Patrick Mahomes gives to Kansas City Chiefs. They know we got him and you don't. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:28:25 Oh, until we try to do something special. Because we're what, three weeks away? We're three weeks away. Three weeks from tonight. Hey, we're going to hit that million. We try to hit a million. We try to hit a meal. Listen, you're 70,000 people in the chat.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Tell your friends, tell your uncles, tell your family members, tell your homeboys, tell your bosses at work, tell your colleagues. never had alcohol before, but I'm at 56, I think it's, it's about that time. So, you know, Unc has this Cognac, right? Yeah. Le Portiaire. So I've never had alcohol, but if we hit a million subscribers, the day we hit a million and go live, the day we hit a million subscribers and go live, I'm going to have my first sip of Cognac. Le Portier. Le Portier. Le Portier. What's it called? Oh, it's Cognac?
Starting point is 00:29:11 Well, why it's spelled C-O-G-N-A-C, though? Oh, did G-Sil? Yeah. Why you got me saying it wrong all this time, man? I just let you rock with it. They know you know, they know, they, it's you, you hoocho. Hold on, how you say it? Say it, say it again. Con, cognac.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Con-yac. Okay, you said con-yck, but it spells C-O-G-N-A. Why not a why? Because you're saying yak. Kong yak. So it should be C-O-N-Y-A-C. You're right, Ocho. You're like, you're going to have a Drake. Don't worry about it. All right, we know, everybody knows that things move a little slower for you than the normal people. No, I'm just, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not an expert when it comes into talking about alcohol.
Starting point is 00:30:00 But listen, I wouldn't the spell and be. I wouldn't. I want to spell and be in 87. So if it clearly, if I see how it's spelled, Cog. neck. Where you get cognac from? Yeah, don't worry about it. Clearly, you didn't, you didn't have to spell, you didn't have to spell cognac. So you're good. No, not at 87. I didn't. No, it's good. I had to spell cat, hat, art, fan, can. Bro, that's kindergarten. Yeah, see, I know you didn't win no spelling bee with them
Starting point is 00:30:28 spelling. You spelled the little he's ass word that you got. Hey. But Kansas City moves on. Yeah. on the road, upset win. I guess you can call it upset because Buffalo were favored. Yeah. But Kansas City goes on the road, wins 27-24, and they move on to face Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens in the AFC championship game next Sunday with a chance to go to Las Vegas
Starting point is 00:30:59 and face the winner of the Detroit Lions and the San Francisco 49ers. And the Lions earned the right to go to San Francisco by beating the bucks, 31, 20. The Lions once wins list for an entire season in 2008 were victorious and advancing to the NFC championship game for the first time since 1991. That's crazy. Jared Golf threw two touchdown in a playoff game for the first time in his career. And the Lions ended up with 391 yards of total offense against Tampa after posting 334 yards in their wildcard game against the Rams. Golf went 11 or 12 for 131 yards and a touchdown in the 4th. in the fourth quarter.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Ocho, this was a very good game. Really good game. I thought the bus was going to drive the ball. And Baker, look, he turned the ball over twice. Yeah. But that last one was really costly because that was a bad throw. That the last one was costly. The first one wasn't his fault.
Starting point is 00:31:59 It should have been caught. Obviously, it was tipped up and it got picked off. But the bucks looked good. Defensively, they tried to do as much as they could to keep themselves in the game offensively. They offensively, Baker looked really well. Obviously, there were, there are a few, few decisions, a few throws that could have been better. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:21 That could have actually put the game out of reach, but he missed him. He missed them. Yeah. Listen, again, I've said over and over again, when it comes a game like this, it's all about decision-making, and it's all about making the plays in the moments when it matters most. Yes. And he fell short. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:37 And that's what, you know, sometimes it just come down. You look at the stand line, he played great. But that last throw, I'm sure he would love to have back because he forced to throw that he didn't need. That wasn't a fourth down throw. Lived lived to see another day. Give yourself another chance. That's what you got to do. And unfortunately, Guy Barnes made a great play undercut the ride on, um.
Starting point is 00:33:00 That was, what's it, was it cut? What's the title name? Cade Otton. Cotton. Oh, yeah. On the same. Okay. Oh, man. Hey, listen, even though they did lose, I think Baker is the answer for the bucks. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He played a number to a nice contract.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Yeah, he's the future. And you said he will be seeing 40, 42, 42 a year. Yeah, for sure. If, hell, if Daniel Jones got 40, then, you know, Baker, Baker deserved 42, 43 a year, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Mike Evans had a boss today. He had eight for a buck 47 on a touch down. Kate Arton, I like him since he had five. He had five and 65.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Yep. In the TD. Yeah. So the bugs, the bucks played well. Did Devin White get hurt? No. No,
Starting point is 00:33:53 Devin. I think he did because he left the game because I saw him standing on the sideline and Britt had came in and sub. So I'm assuming that he was hurt. I thought K. K.J. Britt was starting though. Oh, but Devin White? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:05 K.J. Britt been starting for a minute. Damn. You ain't know that? Yeah, okay, hey, well, I see, listen. Oh, he's a bumping that. I ain't nobody could thump like that. Oh, yeah, he's sudden. Listen, he's coming up, he's filling the A gap.
Starting point is 00:34:19 He's scraping. You have a, I don't know how well you know about, you know about Kendra Abel. You know, I'm talking about thumpers. You know, we have linebaggers, and then you got thumpers. Oh, yeah. Brandon Spikes, you know how when the guard pulling some time, there are few linebaggers that fold the guard.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I'm talking about fold them. Yes. Man, he's pulling up like that, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like him. I like him and Levanté David.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Levante David is a do-it-all. Yeah. Levanté David reminds me a little bit of D. Brooks. Yeah. I don't know if you got a chance to play against Brooks, but I played the number of game against Brooks. And Bruce could do it all. He can stop the run. He can drop in pass coverage, take the tight ends up the scene, carry the back side of the backfield.
Starting point is 00:35:01 And Levanti David reminds me a lot of a D-B. Right. And so, yeah, but give the Lions. credit. When they had to have plays, they made them. Gives was sensational. Jared Gough in that fourth quarter made every throw that he needed to make.
Starting point is 00:35:17 St. Brown, Leporto guys stepped up, made plays when they absolutely had to have it. They earned a right to go to Kansas City, go to San Fran this week and see what they got. That stadium I don't know what they called Detroit Stadium, but it was rocking.
Starting point is 00:35:33 It was rocking. Is it Ford Field? No. That's what they called Ford Field. Okay, Yeah, four field. Yeah, it was rocking. It was rocking, Joe. Hey, the lion defense? Hey, um, Brian Branch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Brian Branch. I know you're going to see this. La homie, I salute you. La homie, I salute you, man. As a rookie, boy, you're bawling, boy, boy, boy, you're all over the place, man. You're all over the place. I salute you, boy, you part of the reason that defense is playing the way they are. Hayton Hutchinson.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Boy, you're the real deal, too. Boy, you're the real deal. They got guys get after you. Yeah. Moldus. Motors. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged. It's the enhanced games.
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Starting point is 00:36:43 A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
Starting point is 00:37:01 And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
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Starting point is 00:37:49 and our podcast Point Game is about defying the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows. Without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game.
Starting point is 00:38:07 We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson,
Starting point is 00:38:27 we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nass would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. of the court licking his fingers why he got the ball like after you go through a training camp with that i said you figure it out real quick get your ass up and down the court and you're gonna get the ball so listen to point game on the i heart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast congratulations detroit let me grab a water real quick i'm dehydrated after uh after 30 what 32 32 32 Detroit lines you made it to an nc championship game
Starting point is 00:39:05 Damn. Only the Cowboys. I think only the Cowboys and the Commanders have not made an NFC championship game since the Cowboys last won a Super Bowl. Everybody else in the NFC. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I don't do that.
Starting point is 00:39:21 If it's a lie, that's what the stats say. I'm just doing it. If it's a lie, lies totally. You know who the Lions are right? I don't think that's true. The Cowboys have been there. Been where? Cowboys had won two play-up games in the same thing.
Starting point is 00:39:35 same season. We're the last time the Cowboys won two playoff game. Last time they won the Super Bowl? In 95? Y'all skilled them boys. Now, you know it's bad. You got family members take it to the airwaves.
Starting point is 00:39:50 You know it's bad, Ocho. Family members going to the Ocho. Hey, and you see, Michael, Michael issued a statement. What do you say? The comments made by his brothers are his and his alone.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Oh, and don't represent me? Okay. Uh-huh. That's what they got to do with that. Hey, that pressure. Yeah. I mean, you got to do that. I mean, listen, family members have to be careful,
Starting point is 00:40:16 especially during times like this. You know, it's money time right now. It's money time right now. You don't want any type of issues with management, with your franchise, with your owner, and saying, well, you know what? Maybe we don't want to pay you. Maybe we can't rely on you because you had this going on over here
Starting point is 00:40:33 when it really has nothing to do with you. because what they say has nothing to do with how you feel about your team and your organization, but I'm sure they can use stuff like that against you. You know how the business is. And I would hear not one radio station, not one stream ever better be in Dallas, be talking about we them boys. Y'all not them boys because y'all don't make no noise. So I don't want to hear a radio station. I don't want to hear a stream. And I'll bet not hear a car. If I ever come to Dallas, I bet not hear no. about we them boys because y'all not them boys and y'all don't make no noise hey but that's that's
Starting point is 00:41:11 that's that's they're they lied don't do that don't do that to him man no no no no no the boys y'all granddad y'all granddad's were the boys the dad and the son ain't them boys the granddad them boys so the granddad they better be my age anybody my age or older y'all can say we them boys but if you 28 or younger, you better not say nothing about them or boys. As a matter of fact, if you 28 years are younger, I better not hear you say foot or ball. They can't say football? I bet not hear you say if you're 28, if you born, if you born January, January 30th, 1996, moving forward, I better not hear you say foot or ball. Damn.
Starting point is 00:42:04 I mean, that's kind of rough. that you should. Until you win at least two playoff games in the same season, I don't hear you say foot or ball and don't say them or boys. Because y'all not either. Because they're not making no noise.
Starting point is 00:42:19 They'll make no noise. They'll be crying, talking about it, talking to all that trash. With this year, what the Broncos, don't worry about the Broncos. Ain't nobody say the Broncos. They say we them boys. The Bengals don't say we them boys.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Y'all say y'all them boys. And y'all don't make don't know it. So moving forward, if you 28 years or younger, I better not hear you say foot or ball. That's rough. Hey, they're going to be in your head
Starting point is 00:42:48 after this one now. But I tell you what they ain't going to be. They ain't going to be in Vegas. I bet wherever they won't be in Vegas. That's what they're going to be. That's one thing. I tell you where. Y'all want to know where y'all want to go and y'all won't see no cowboy fans.
Starting point is 00:43:02 What a Super Bowl that next year? New Orleans. I bet they won't be there. I bet they won't be there. I bet they want to be there? If I don't want to avoid Cowboy fans, all I got to do is show up to the location with a Super Bowl being here. I ain't got to worry about it. Now, you don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:17 You're not Cleo. You're not able to tell the future. Now, you never know. They might make it next year. But they call me snake out will it. If I tell you, what did I tell you, if I tell you grass will turn the cheese, you tell what? You quit nightcap,
Starting point is 00:43:30 quit inside the NFL, start hustling crackers. That's what you do. If I tell you, grass will turn the cheese, quit everything you're doing and start hustling crackers. You'll be a wealthy man. Okay, so you already got the 24th season. You just already eliminating the Cowboys
Starting point is 00:43:46 for the next season. I didn't eliminate the Cowboys. The Cowboys eliminate the Cowboys. You ain't even give him a chance yet. See, Ocho, this wasn't making it hurt so bad. You see, you told him, you told him this year was different. You told him that was doing his thing. You told him CD was that boy. You
Starting point is 00:44:06 The whole of Micah in that defense was like that. So you build up the anticipation. Right. You built this thing up, the crescendo. But they was playing just like that. They were standing on business. Everything I said, they were doing exactly that. And got the brakes beat off of.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Man, see, do you know where the term beat the brakes? They used to have old disc brakes. And they would get rusty and you'd have to beat them off the car. They get it off the car. The term beat the brakes off. that is a literal, that is a literal interpretation of what you had to do. And that's what happened. They beat the horseshoes off them cowboys.
Starting point is 00:44:43 They had a bad game. No, no, no, no, no worry about that. I don't know what, but you know how that is in the playoffs. That's football. Now, they ain't the NBA. There ain't no best four out of seven. See, I'm old enough to remember when NBA had games, the best two out of three. And then they had the best three out of five.
Starting point is 00:44:59 The only time you got four out of seven was the conference finals and the NBA final. So in the NFL, you get one chance to prove you superior that day. So I'm telling you, if you're 28 years of younger, and if you're Dallas, Texas, or if you're a cowboy fan, I better not hear you say foot or ball. Say oblong shape object. Say an oblong shaped object. Say pig skin. Say anything.
Starting point is 00:45:24 But you better not say football. Listen, they're going to make you eat them words next year now. That may not make me nothing. I ain't ate them in 20 years. I'm starving. Good thing I ain't wait. Don't them to eat. Just back, okay, when the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, you could eat, Shannon.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Man, I'll be emaciated. All right, I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you, it's stuff like this, stuff like this, that give players and teams motivation to prove people wrong. You never know. Well, they proved nobody wrong in 28 years, but all of a sudden, they're mad. Listen, I'm here for it. Why ain't they take it out on Green Bay?
Starting point is 00:46:00 Why didn't they get mad at Green Bay? Why didn't they get mad in San Francisco? They had a bad game. Why didn't it going to say, okay, with San Francisco last year, San Francisco two years ago, the Rams. Okay, not this year, the Green Bay. It did before that, Green Bay. They had a bad game. Okay, well, damn, how many bad games?
Starting point is 00:46:17 That's all you need. One, when they're going to have a good game in the playoff? You know what? They need to have the good games that they have doing the regular season and the postseason. If they can do that, guess what? That's that pressure. Oh, guess who puts the pressure on them? I don't know who put it on them.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Who running the show over there? Who put it on him? Nah, he's not there. No, no. Jerry didn't, Jerry didn't one second team all pro. Jared didn't lead the league in catch it. Jared wasn't no all pro office alignment.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Nah, no, don't do that. Now you want to put it on Jerry. I'm going to be. I'm just giving you, I'm just giving you one of the reasons because everything you just named being voted. Now you are going to win and fire. How many reasons you got?
Starting point is 00:47:02 You're going to find a reason? I don't want to know what you're going on. I just want to know what's really going on. I don't keep telling me. Everybody talking about, everybody talking about, oh, I don't hear from you.
Starting point is 00:47:15 I don't hear from you until the Cowboys lose. Well, I mean, what you want me to call for? I don't call it a regular season. What I call it, a regular season, ain't nothing going on.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Right. I'm like the tax man. You know the tax man, he don't order you the first chance you owe him some money. He let that thing build up. Right. He let it be held up.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Because he'll see your cat's like, oh, I let this thing go another month. That entry is going to be more than what you got in your account. Dude, I'm going to come and swoop down. Everything. Gone. Bam. That's how I am. We're going to be all right.
Starting point is 00:47:50 You ain't all right. You ain't all right. All right. All right. All right. Next week, what? The cowboy, they're going to play on next week. I ain't talking about the cowboy.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I'm talking about Detroit. I'm talking about Detroit. I'm talking to get Cowboys. I'll tell you what, call you some of your contact. They don't do what they want to come on to live on Thursday night. They ain't got it to do. They ain't you preparing for no game. Who you want?
Starting point is 00:48:11 They'll come on for me. The way you're talking about it, they're going to come on for you. They'll come on for me. Who you want? I don't care who they come on for. They ain't got nothing to do. You're not busy. Your week is clear.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Tell me who you want. I mean, I can't get no four. I probably ain't going to be able to get a 49er or a or a lion or a or a chief. I got, I got to wait to the very, very last minute. I know y'all, I know y'all free. y'all free ain't got nothing to do here's it is February to 8th Thursday Cowboys come on the show night cap who you want tell me who you want to ask
Starting point is 00:48:44 whoever you want to come all right I got you because you know all of them will be there now I know they're going to be there ain't that something you're having a party there's a party going on and ain't not one cowboy going to be at the game how that look all them stats Oh, oh, that, man. Ooh, CD got a, see, he had a thousand catches. Oh, Tony Pollitt, that defense. Oh, we got a break right there with me watching the game. Watching the game.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Being a little too hard than them boys, man. The Cowboy Faye is hard on them. I ain't hard on them. Cowboy Faye is hard on them. I told you what this man. Then I got the hopes up. The Cowboys, I'm going to start calling the Cowboys Dead Beat Dad. you know how the dad beat dad they promised a kid.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I'm going to come in it. I'm going to take you to the store. I'm going to take you to the store. I'm going to take you somewhere and he don't show up. That's the child. I want to do that. I'm going to Deadbeat dads. Promise us every year we go into the soup bowl.
Starting point is 00:49:54 And every year they don't show their funky ass up. I'm tired of them. Dead beat. So I will change their name to Deadbeat. That's rough, yeah. That's what it is. That's rough. Promise every year they've been promising.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Y'all know that chat? They've been promised us. then we go into the Super Bowl and I get my hopes up every year and every year they don't show up hmm they'd be there though yeah promises
Starting point is 00:50:22 promise they're gonna come take a oh I will come get you to take you to get out your daddy coming and take you to get ice cream tomorrow okay your daddy's daddy gonna come by your pair of shoes and guess what happened you know show down no good oh zap sucker yeah
Starting point is 00:50:39 so that's from here on out. Now, so I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm going to get on my soapbox. I think that's enough for the Cowboys for the Day. What y'all think? You all like the new name for the Cowboys? Because they, you know what? They promise her stuff and they ain't going to deliver now. Dead be dads. Yeah. Yeah. There might be some moms in there too, but I mean, I guess you can't say a deadby, but you know. That's rough. Well, who you got? Who you got next week, man? Who you got next week? Cowboys. No.
Starting point is 00:51:14 The Cowboys. Oh, damn. Lions 49ers. Who you like? Who you like? Who you like? Lion 49ers? Come on with no cowboys. They don't stuck up the room. I got a spray.
Starting point is 00:51:33 I got a spray. Them yon are stuck up my office. Hey. Come on, man. You got all the, you got all that. I'm sorry. That's it. But that shit got all the in my throat.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Man, the fucking cowboy got me here choking on life all. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry. Oh, man, the cowboy, them guy, the cowboys got me, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh no, show them, uh, show them your background, uh, when you call them. me. Walt Dogg 25, Cowboys
Starting point is 00:52:25 live rent free or Uncle's head. I tell you, well, they need to... Guess what? They ain't living rent free in the Subbo. Why they're not in Vegas? Oh, man. You mad, Walt. You mad at me, Ward. I know you're mad. Because all of other teams that you thought
Starting point is 00:52:43 you was better than, guess what they still doing? Don't get mad, Walt. Don't get mad at me. Don't get mad at me, Walt. Don't get mad at me, Walt. Walt, I'm with you, Walt, I'm with you, Walt. Y'all going to be there next year, baby. Y'all going to be that next year, Walt. Listen, New Orleans.
Starting point is 00:53:03 They're going to be where? Man, a plan against the Bengals? Oh, my goodness. Super Bowl, for what, 57 or 58? Super Bowl 58, Bengals, Bengals, California. The Bengals and the Cowboys and Super Bowl 50 never. So what number is that? What's the role maneuver for 50 never?
Starting point is 00:53:23 You'll see. you'll see oh listen don't count out no healthy joe burrow boy you already know what time it is we're in contention every year don't do that that's what you're not gonna do you don't do that the man only been healthy one year old joe and where we've been at the years he's been healthy okay well so i i'm gonna take the heart i'm gonna super bowl a fc championship don't do that i'm taking so he's been in league five years he's been healthy too Super Bowl AFC Championship Some of we hadn't been since 1988 You want me to keep going
Starting point is 00:54:01 And guess what we're going to be at next year AFC championship Oh my goodness Yes who went in division next year Bengals Oh they're going to be So where they go So Lamar
Starting point is 00:54:10 So Lamar they trained Lamar Nah Lamar was there Lamar was there Oh, yeah he didn't What Lamar was there The year we went to the Super Bowl too He got hurt He got hurt
Starting point is 00:54:21 He was there the year He was there the year We won the airs championship When he got hurt. You heard me? He was there. He was there.
Starting point is 00:54:27 We lost an A.C. Championship game. He got hurt. He was in first place before he got hurt. That's two different years. Helping Lamar Jackson don't lose to the Bengals. She. Yeah, you won't bet none.
Starting point is 00:54:44 I bet all that. We can bet now. Make a light on yourself before the season get here next year. I got, I got, I got Lamar. All right. Hey, keep that. Keep that same energy. I always, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Keep that same energy. We'll see it. Because I'm, I run on, I'm an EV. I stay plugged up. I stay plugged up. I'm already charged up. As soon as it's cold, the charging station don't work. No, it don't.
Starting point is 00:55:13 As soon as it's cold, the charging station don't work. We'll see. That EV fire right up. All right. All right. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Who they all day. all day. Man, Gary Peter said the last time the Dallas Cowboys won two playoff game, TSA didn't exist. And family could walk on the plane together. That's exactly right. You know, back in the day, when the Cowboy was winning Zubol, yeah. It wasn't no trick.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Man, you'd walk right on the line. You just walk right on down there. You can walk and wait for your family to get off the plane, and you can be looking at the window for them. That's their plane right there. You're looking at the window like that right there, Ocho. That's the plane. That's the one they're coming in on.
Starting point is 00:55:55 Yeah! I ain't know that. I know. Hey, what year? Remember, you used to be able to smoke in restaurants, smoke on the plane, smoke, I mean, just smoke everywhere? You just could smoke on a plane. But cowboy, what probably would a cowboy land land was a Zubo? Now, you could smoke on the plane then.
Starting point is 00:56:11 They cut that out. Okay, okay. That's like the 80s, huh? The 80s? Yeah. Mm-hmm. They need to bring that back. What, the Cowboys and Zubo?
Starting point is 00:56:21 No, you got to earn you way. You just can't put somebody in Subbo. No, I was trying to say just being able to smoke an establishments like before. Nah, hell now. Hey, did you see the, do you saw the Clipper Stadium? The Clipper Stadium have a section. They're building a section where you can smoke cigars and you can smoke paraphernalia as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:39 I'm not going to say the other word because I don't smoke that stuff. But, yeah, I think that's dope. Now that, now that will be dope. Now, then I will go and enjoy basketball game because I can do something that I enjoy while I'm trying to understand what the hell I'm watching. But, Ocho, you know. You're not going to be able to sit down and watch it smoking the cigar. So you have to play the game going on.
Starting point is 00:56:58 You're in the bar smoking a cigar. So what are you doing? That's what you're supposed to do, right? No. The objective is to watch the game. Yeah, I'm going to stay home. If you want to smoke a cigar, you might as well stay home. Who are the hell going to pay to go to a game to smoke a cigar spend that kind of money?
Starting point is 00:57:20 Hell, I stay home and smoking cigar. I mean, probably ain't going to be that much. I mean, based on, we got to wait to the Clipper Stadium is finished so we can see what the price point is going to be. Well, I mean, obviously it's not going to be the Lakers, but I'm sure it's still going to cost decent money. You think so? Yeah, hell, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:37 It's an NBA, it's a professional sporting event. But there you think professional sporting events, you think they cheat? I mean, I don't know. I don't really go to basketball games. Anytime I do go, I go to one a year, you know, I get the tickets from somebody. So I don't really pay, so I don't know what the money look like
Starting point is 00:57:54 that you got to fork over to go to them. Well, you got to fork over some money. I just think it would be dope. I just saw the clip of, oh, my God, they, you know, somebody say, you know, they're also integrating a place, a smoking, a smoking area. I'm like, oh, shit. Now that I can get into. You can get into that? No, I can get into that.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Have me, have me a cigar and watch basketball? No, I don't want to do, I don't want to do the smoking, Ocho. You don't, you don't smoke, you don't smoke nothing at all? Not in public. That I mean, why? I be what, Ocho? I ain't bothered nobody, man. I ain't bother nobody.
Starting point is 00:58:41 I'm just minding my business, oh, hell no. No, but... But I got a good friend. You know, look, my boy, you know, be a playmaker, Emmett and I came out the same year. Emma and I used to roll together.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Yeah. Before he got married, Emmett was my dog. But I still get on the Cowboys here. Right. I got you. Oh, Cho, check this. I don't know if you saw this.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Yes, sir. There is a video going viral demonstrating how many animals humans eat per year. I saw that on Twitter. Man, did you see that? I saw that on Twitter. They got the graphic of each animal, too,
Starting point is 00:59:26 and the numbers on how many we've eaten. Yes. Yeah. And I'm looking at somebody, come on now. I mean, people eating six, okay, guinea pigs, 70 million guinea pigs who the hell eating guinea pigs
Starting point is 00:59:39 you know what for one where they getting the study from where they getting the study from to even for these to be accurate numbers I think this is made up I think it's made up because some of the stuff on here who's eating
Starting point is 00:59:53 who's eating horse who the hell is even cat who's eating dogs you eat cat there are a lot of y'all young boys eating cat that's what they're talking about that's a different kind of cat You don't actually eat it. I've been saying, y'all young boys.
Starting point is 01:00:10 There's an art form to that. That's completely different. Who's eating, um... I thought they were talking about that. My bad. Hold on, let me see. There's some things on here that make sense. I can see lobster 500 million.
Starting point is 01:00:24 I can see that turkey. Yeah. I get that salmon. I get that tuna. I get it. Who the hell eating rabbit, man? Who eat rabbit? Who eat rabbit?
Starting point is 01:00:34 Man, you never have had no rat to it? Okay, you know what, come on, don't do that, man. What about Hous and Felt? Who eating, don't nobody eat no goddamn rabbit. Yeah, they do. Maybe you never have no rabbit. Okay, come on, man. Now you tell them, let your boys see that rabbit.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Ah! Yeah, oh, Joe. Yeah. Yeah, they got a lot of stuff over here. I mean, I get a hog, a 1.5 billion hogs. I get oysters. Yeah. But, hold up.
Starting point is 01:01:10 More people eat goose and duck. eat hog, I don't know about that. Shrimp, I get shrimp. Sardines. Sardines. Chicken, chicken being at $75 billion makes sense. Shrimp being at $3 billion, that makes sense. But pork should be right behind chicken.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Pork and beef should be right behind chicken. You think so? Yeah. I think some of this is a little. Man, I hate eating sardines since I was a damn kid. This is Buffalo, 100,000 people. Yeah, I mean, yeah But you know
Starting point is 01:01:47 No, they got restaurants That you could actually eat buffalo So people do eat a lot of buffalo Buffalo like bison like buffalo? Yes, bison, yes, yes Yes, absolutely Absolutely We just out here just trying shit
Starting point is 01:02:00 We just trying stuff Tilapia, that cheap ass fish Yeah And this farm most of the tilapia now It's all farm, so nah Sea urchin Who the hell even see urchin? I mean,
Starting point is 01:02:14 what type of sea urchin? There are different types of sea urchins. All of them. They call them delicacies at five-star restaurant. That's the type of place. All the type of places you like to go. No, no, no, no. Turtle.
Starting point is 01:02:30 50,000 turtle, that's all? What you mean, that's all? You eat turtle? No, no, no, no. I have eaten turtle. I don't eat it now. Golly, listen, you taste everything but what I tell you to taste. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Show that. That's right. And it better be on the plate. They want me to try and put it on the plate. Hey, well, listen, she could put it on the plate for you if that's what you want. If you need to put on the plate for you to feel better about eating it, let me know. I'm sure I can request her, sweetie, put it on the plate for them. Maybe that'd make them feel better about it.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Yeah, it made me feel a lot better. Ain't nothing wrong with that? Ain't nothing wrong with that. If you need the role play and pretend you got a restaurant and you want to put it. on the plate. I'm sure she would do that for you. All you got to do is ask. Ask you, shall receive. Boy, you on. Man, who eating dog?
Starting point is 01:03:22 Man, they eat dog like that, Paul? Come on, man. No. Ain't anybody eat no dog. And if stuff like this has happened, it's not happening here in the States. Not happening here in the States. Octopus. Okay, I get it. Colomare. Colomari. Colomari. That's a great appetizer.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Great appetizer. But people eat more shrimp than they. They eat more more shrimp than and the sardines what are eating sardines like that at? I mean, sometimes you can't afford, when you can't afford a shrimp,
Starting point is 01:03:49 you got to get, you got to get sardines. When you can't afford tilapia, you got to get sardines. But you get sardine. I mean, people, I have never been to a fish market or seen somebody say,
Starting point is 01:04:00 okay, give me two pounds of sardines. Well, if you can afford the fish at the fish market, you wouldn't be there for sardines in the first place. I get sardine. I mean, I get eating sardines. I mean,
Starting point is 01:04:11 I would eat sardines. sardines out the can. They get sardines to seals and wells and stuff at the zoo in the aquarium. People ain't eat sardines like that. Hey, chat, y'all eat sardines like that. Sardines is a delicacy, huh? There ain't no damn delicacy. Now, people eat them, but they ain't no delicacy. I don't know who told that lie. For some of us, it's a delicacy. For some of us. I know they're funky. But for some of us, due to the circumstance, because even myself, I used to survive on sardines. I've eaten sardines, oh, Joe? I've eaten sardines, oh, Joe. I've
Starting point is 01:04:42 sardines, vienna sausage, spammed. What you know by Viena sausages? A little man, who? Man, come on, man. I give me a can of vienna sausages. And we used to call a honeybonds truck driver steak. Because you don't have a truck drivers. They'd be killing them honeybonds.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Yeah. So I give me some vionage sausage, a truck driver steak, and a Coke. You're good. You said. Okay. Well, it worked. I put that work in. Yeah, all this stuff about you.
Starting point is 01:05:05 I don't know about this old Joe. I mean, I mean, look. I mean, the cow, the lamb, the shark, the lawn. the lobster, turkey, salmon, tuna. But you're right, I mean, hog, I mean pork. I think people eat more pork than 1.5b. That's just me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Yeah, probably. I love your good old mess of pig tails. You don't like no pig tails? Yeah, like pig feet, pig tails, pig ear, pigtime. Yeah, yeah. See, now we're talking. Now we're talking. I eat a little bit of everything.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Now you know that. I know you do. I know you do. Do, yeah, I heard it. Stay with me, there. They don't know about you. I know you're working. I know you're working, work in the post office.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Yeah. You're in the back. Listen, I'm the one invented licking the stamp. I know, I know you work in the post office. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Stay with me. 30 years of great service.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Listen, listen, I close, I close a letter faster than anything. One look. Wow. Dang. Hey, they tried to get the machine to replace you. They can replace an old cho. They say, oh, no, old old chow got to stay. I heard about you from back in the day.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Yeah, yeah. That's the old me. That's the old me. Well, you know, I'm a new me. It's a new me. You know, once you cross 50, everything changed. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:06:32 You changed for the better. That's what I've been trying to tell you. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You never, you've never been on the other side to even change. You've been the same way all your life. I'm telling you to live. You're alive, but you ain't living. There's a difference.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Can we work up to that? Can we work up to that? You try to jump. You had time. You had time to work up to that when you was that Savannah State. When you was in the NFL, you had time to have fun and enjoy yourself and be on the other side. You know, be the bad boy. Be the one.
Starting point is 01:07:04 You and I've been talking about going to these nice five-star restaurants. I don't mean five-star. Well, I'm saying. If we start out with a five-star restaurant, where do we go from there? If you do this from the rip, if you do this from the dope, why I go from there? Well, you stay there. You continue to tread water at that same level. That's the way it works.
Starting point is 01:07:29 No. I'm here to help you, babe. No, you're helping me. Oh, Joe, did you see this? They got a Shannon Sharp bingo card. Yeah. Did you see it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Yeah. I saw a little bit of that. What you got on your bingo card? They got things that they've heard me say over the course of the years. They got like bulljive, limping to the season, limp out of the season, childhood story, historical analogies, relationship analogy, animal reference. My grandfather said, let me ask you a question. Foretold of this.
Starting point is 01:08:14 I predicted this. Did you know or do you know? laughs. But here's the thing. It's going to be very interesting to see. Let that sink in. Yeah. Man, y'all, you know what?
Starting point is 01:08:25 Y'all put it. Ocho, what's going to be on your bingo card? All right. Stay with me. That's easy. Hold on. My bingo card, number one, child please. Child, please, okay.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Stay with me, now. Stay with me. I love you guys. Yeah. Damn, my bad, I gotta stop Kurt. I gotta stop Kurt. Yeah, yeah, you gotta yeah, yeah. Trying to set Unc up with a random woman.
Starting point is 01:08:45 Yeah. I'm the greatest rock run of all time. Yeah. You preach it tonight, nine. Yeah. That's one of my favorite. You preaching tonight. Let me get my no pad.
Starting point is 01:08:56 I would write this one down. Let me write this down. Um, oh, this is a good one. Rail! Yeah, rail. Yeah. Yeah. defending the Cowboys, hell, defending any team, defending any player.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Yeah, that's a problem of mine. I'm going to work on that. Showing off my soccer jersey. Hold on. Let me show up my jersey anyway since I've just mentioned it. One of the greatest of all time. You know who that is? That Maradona?
Starting point is 01:09:23 Who that? Yeah, you can't see. Let me move the mic. Let me move the mic so you can see. Yeah. Argentina. The Holy Reb before your time. The handball in 1986, the Holy Role.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Hey, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know some. Let me see what else on my bingo card. I have a question. I lie for you before I lie to you. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:09:45 Man, don't do that. Saying don't do that. What was the other one? Oh, kiss the baby. That's throw back. That's back from hard knocks. That's about it. That's about it.
Starting point is 01:09:55 But I like the bingo card. So whoever put this out there, man, I appreciate that. Y'all, y'all expectations. When I was in Denver or when I was in Baltimore, screams, expectations, scoop and score, pick, sixes. Yeah. You either coaching it or you allowing it. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Oh, you know, you forgot your other saying. What there? Would you accept in the loss? Yeah, oh, they got there, there, hold on. Was it in there? Never accept anything in a win you wouldn't have lost. And the win, you wouldn't have a loss. Yeah, you got to have that one.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Fans questions, simply striving 26 says, newly engaged. y'all are my sources of learning sports help me impress and aggravate my fiancee have me out here acting like a commentator every game love y'all wish you luck in 2025 on our 20 wishers luck on our 2025 wedding simply striving bro you don't need to look at y'all guys been together y'all a perfect match congratulations and hopefully the uh uh uh marriage will be bliss yes be blissful and it's everything that you guys hope Knowing that you're going to work, you're going to make a couple of rough patches. But do you know what? You guys are built for this for the long haul. I wish you nothing but love, peace and happiness. Enjoy it. Enjoy it.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Make sure you role play. Get some costume from Fredericks of Hollywood. Get you some handcuffs. Get you a blindfold. Get you some whipped cream. You hear me? Huh? Hey.
Starting point is 01:11:30 You hear me? You know, the other way you know you boy. Hey, hey. Get you some whipped cream, then. Hey, you know, boy, you're a babe. You know, boy. come up back of the day, I come up. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:11:40 Come on. Used to come up. Hey, yeah, man. Oh, man, please, on Joe. Man, you know, I was young, Joe. I was young, did. I would have been the back of the patrol car. You know what I'm saying, on Joe?
Starting point is 01:11:57 I put them back in the troll patrol patrol patrol car. I can't do that now. I can't do that now. Hey, used to act like he was arresting him. Yeah, yeah, man. No, well, you shut out. Yeah. That's a good.
Starting point is 01:12:10 I sent it for two old four, oh, four minutes sentence. You know, I get old four minutes. You got four minutes to serve. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I like that.
Starting point is 01:12:20 I got it. I got to break that one down. Adrian 84 said, I'm with a cowboy fan. He just proposed. I've been learning the game through y'all. Thanks for helping me irk him with hot take. Wish I married luck next year, 2025. Well, we wish, oh, another one getting married in 2025.
Starting point is 01:12:36 Adrian, congratulations on your, I'm just, I'm just preparing you, but you probably already know this. Sundays, most Sundays are going to be very, very pleasurable, enjoyable. But just know, come playoff times, things might get broken, things get thrown. God, man, I'm so, these sorry. Man, I don't know what I'm going to do with these cats. Man, I'm going to get me a new team. Just know you're going to have to experience that for a lot. A long, long time, Adrian.
Starting point is 01:13:07 So wish you best of luck. And congratulations on the wedding. Matter of fact, I got to make sure when you get married and everybody in the chat, that's in a relationship, ask your lady, ask your woman, you want to be happy or you want to be right. Which one? You want to be happy or you want to be right? There's an old tale saying you can't get both No, no, you got to pick and choose
Starting point is 01:13:42 She, hey, come on now, talk to me now You got to pick and choose Talk to him now You got to pick and choose now It's Sunday I'm not going to preach I'm not going to freeze Sometimes don't show you just keep the peace
Starting point is 01:13:55 They'd be dead ass And you're like, you know what you're right Let just let it go And then when it comes back around Why don't you say something no. Derek Stokely said Ravens became a franchise and won two championships since them
Starting point is 01:14:17 boys. They did. Ravens became a franchise in 96. It doesn't have been to several AFC championship games because I think they lost twice to lost twice to the Patriots. Yeah. No, they look. Once or twice to the Patriot.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Julian Ingram said the last time the Cowboys won the Subbo you can fill your card for $10. Fill it up. Give me $10.00 on point five. You could back then, you could go in the store, leave the nozzle in your car. Right. Lead the door open key, then there ain't nobody touch it.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Can't do that in the mona. Yeah, nah. You can't leave the car. You can't be, you can't have your car on while you're pumping the gas. Mofoor jumping in there. You take off with it? Oh, yeah, for sure. Hey, that's funny.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Ash, the anonymous. Cowboy fan as, do y'all have PG-rated pictures that you would sure hate for the internet to get a hold of? Ah, man. Yeah, I got pictures that if somebody would possibly lose their job if it were to ever make the internet. The anonymous cowboy fan name Ash. Ash a cowboy fan for real? Is she a cowboy fan? you listen you talk about she look cowboys spurs cowboys first right in the spurs tCU
Starting point is 01:15:56 that's it oh so she from texas then obviously yes yes okay okay okay yes understandable understandable well the picture is let's just say i lost the wager to ash and as part of my punishment I had to wear an Amari Cooper jersey. Man, where that, where that's at? Post that. And I ain't going to post that. Post that. So you really one of them boys?
Starting point is 01:16:26 No. I lost a bet. Uh-uh. You know, once you put that jersey on, man, guilty by association. No. Guilty by association. Even though Amari Cooper is not there anymore,
Starting point is 01:16:40 you are guilty by association. So technically, you are one of them boys. No. Double O seven lawn said, Hey, you wasn't lying about getting payback. Third quarter, Phoenix takes cheap shot at the back of, Unk knees, very next play. Unk, declet the boy tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Yeah, I told him got his ass back. Y'all thought I'm playing? You can find that footage? Yes. Yeah, absolutely. How he found that? On VHS? It's on the Internet.
Starting point is 01:17:09 It's on the Internet. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got him. Oh, yeah. Oh, you thought I'd be playing when I said I would go get their ass back. No, no, no, no. You're not going to cheap shot me.
Starting point is 01:17:19 Hey, somebody sent me that clip, man. You're not for the TV. No, no, no, no, no. Let me, send me that clip to my Twitter, please. No. I'm trying to see this. You were that, you were that they hit the boys like that? No.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Look, I'm going to play. Like I said, Ocho, I just need to know how we're going to do it. We play a snap the whiff. You plan cleaning. You plan the whistle or snapped the after the whistle. I just needed to know. So we both on the same. We on the, look, I'm vibing how you vibe it.
Starting point is 01:17:47 If you chill, I'm chill. You on some bull job? I'm on some bulljive too. Okay, okay, okay. That's all I needed to know. Okay, okay. And you're not, hey, you cheap shot me, I'm going to get you. If I see you cheap shot one of my guys, I'm going to get you or one of your guys.
Starting point is 01:18:02 Right. That's just the way it was. We got to get back. Okay. Oh, you thought I was going to let you do something to me and I'm not going to get the bad. Nah. Nope. Ain't going to happen.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Somebody going to have to pay, huh? Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Unculture, Jay, say, speaking of Cognac, what are some of the words you find misspelling, even though they aren't super difficult? Salmon, I'm not saying it's difficult, but they tell me you never say the L.
Starting point is 01:18:35 You just taught me how to say, you just taught me how to say Congac, but it's the fucking G in that motherfucker. The G is silent. Like, what are we doing? Okay. Let me see. Obviously, these aren't words that are difficult to. spell and just I say them exactly how it's spelled and that's not how it's supposed to be.
Starting point is 01:18:55 What else? Wait, no, not spaghetti. It was something else. It's something else that's always been mind-boggling to me based on the spelling and when you say it, it's completely different. I'm trying to think. Damn. Yeah, but I've just been letting you say it, but you know, everybody know you.
Starting point is 01:19:16 No, you mean you had me saying Cognac for it. minute yeah but everybody I mean who is that laughing oh no oh she felt right I was saying it was such confidence too yeah I mean you were loud and wrong but but that's what we love about you we love you somebody put baloney oh yeah baloney B B-B-O-L-O-G-O-G again in a makes no sense
Starting point is 01:19:55 at all spell it again I spelled it wrong how you spelled it below below B O L-O I thought it was G and A no yes
Starting point is 01:20:08 it's simple so you're wrong you're talking about I'm wrong I know I was right like the guy sing the song B O L-G-N-A yeah I was right
Starting point is 01:20:19 and that's trying to tell I'm wrong. Come on, Reel. Real, you better help no kid with the homework and that is be wrong. Their kid, their kid comes back with straight Elf, Real, that did all their homework. She thought I said E at the end.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Oh, matter of fact, speaking of homework, you ever had to help your kids with homework? No. And you realize when you're helping them, you've been out of school so goddamn long. You don't even know the shit no more? after credit guard in the first grade I couldn't help my kids with nothing
Starting point is 01:20:53 I ain't going to say some lie so hey that's why I pay and you need help with my mouth or whatever you else I got money get a tutor I can't do nothing you're not for any you're not for hey tell my daddy my daddy did this oh no
Starting point is 01:21:07 oh no uh uh uh y'all if you're even put your daddy on blast I'll pay for a tutor hey algebra division subtraction some of the simplest stuff, some of the simplest stuff that we've, that we learned when we were in
Starting point is 01:21:24 school, that we haven't used since we've been out of school. And they come home and you try to do it and you'd be like, what the fuck? My kids were way, way smarter than I was. Oh, that's crazy, man. I had to throw that tidbit out there because I don't, I don't know what's in the lesson plans today. Yeah. But they, I got, oh, if I had to go back to school, oh, if I go back, if I had to go back to school. You got to start, you got to start from scratch. You got to start from scratch. Because all that stuff we learned in school, all the stuff we learned in school, I have yet to use it in day-to-day life. I have yet to use it in day-to-day life. I ain't going to lie, Ocho. If I had to go back to school, I might be in the same classroom the whole day. I get to school at 8 o'clock.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Bell rang at three. I ain't left home room. I'm getting all my lesson plans in one classroom the whole day, man. Bad, hey, man, up the banished. Man, please. Hey, lie. Man, the homework hard. Hey, boy, you got me crying.
Starting point is 01:22:35 Man, hey. Hell no. How many time? We take about four-five gym. Hey, man, I'd be doing art. I'll be eating cooking the milk by you have a cookie. I'll have a nap time twice a day. Hey, do it on a long.
Starting point is 01:22:49 At the end of year, I get a certificate. I get a certificate. Man. Oh shit. I ain't lie, don't you? Man, that worked hard, man. I'd be looking at the kid, like my kids, and my kids been out of school.
Starting point is 01:23:07 Hell, my kids been out of school 10, 15 years. Right. 13, 14 years. Right. Man, please. Oh, my goodness, that's funny. No, I couldn't, I couldn't help him. El Grady 24th said,
Starting point is 01:23:21 I'm a cowboy fan. My wife was a Panthers fan. I tear her all. time Carolina will win before dollars win sadly. Well, they did Oh, uh, uh, uh, Cam did get them to a Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:23:36 When they played, yeah, when they played the Broncos. Yeah. Broncos. I did, uh, and, uh, and San Fran that, uh, was Levi Stadium, not Candlesting, Levi, Levi, Levi Stadium. Yeah, great, you might be right. You, you might be right.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Okay. Faith, Faith, Faith, got a two-part question for us, Ocho. Hey, Shannon, no, Cho, two-part question. Shannon, what is the ballpark? amount of blackmail money you collected from your siblings. Ocho, how would you advise Shannon to invest or grow his ill-gotten gains? Shannon is an honest businessman now. How much it all depends on what they did?
Starting point is 01:24:21 Wait, I didn't understand the first part of the question. She said, what's the, what's the ballpark amount of blackmail money you collected from your siblings? Well, I collected money from my siblings. When you were the shorty. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. It all depends on what.
Starting point is 01:24:35 they did. Right. You know, you know, I got aunts that like guys. Right. And they weren't supposed to be, you know, we're supposed to be going to town to do one thing. You know. They went in town to do another.
Starting point is 01:24:49 Right, right. So to keep sharing hush. What that cost right there? That'll look example. That'll cost you Dairy Queen. That'll cause you a double burger, double cheeseburger. A milkshake. Yeah, double cheeseburger with milkshake.
Starting point is 01:25:04 Just catch you. a double cheeseburger a milkshake, chocolate, and fries, and by about three, four dollars. Yeah, oh, you're cheap, you cheap. The $20, you're good. No, that wouldn't even like $10.
Starting point is 01:25:21 Yeah, you're right. But, you know, any time you went somewhere and came back, you need to come bearing gifts. You need to bring some candy, some chips, or soda. Oh, so you were blackmail and black, but you were extorting big time. Let's just say I didn't forget.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Let's just say if you ever took me somewhere, I could tell Papa where we went and how we got there. So let's just say I had a great recall. Okay, but you were sure. You got the memory of an elephant, huh? Yeah. Okay, okay. My sister, you know, they broke me off. Are you dangerous, right?
Starting point is 01:26:01 Yeah, yeah. I just want y'all to know. I'm not proud of that, okay? That's not something I'm proud of. I didn't know we weren't supposed to snitch on our, you know, my brother, my sister, my aunt. I didn't know. Right, snitches to get stitches, name.
Starting point is 01:26:16 I'm just trying to make honest hustle, man. I'm just a business man. I'm selling somewhere like five, six, seven, eight years old. I didn't know nine, ten, lem, 12, 13. I ain't all by ever said, oh, Joe. You're getting that bad. I mean, I needed money. I got you.
Starting point is 01:26:34 They had it. Getting it by any means necessary. Or, you know, sometimes I would see the guys. Hey, I got in trouble one time because I didn't know you weren't supposed to ask, you know, you weren't supposed to ask people for money, strangers for money. I don't, you know, man, also, ask my brother, remember this. I remember I went in the store and I asked this man. I say, can you give me 50 cent?
Starting point is 01:27:08 That's it? You got the trouble for that? Man, Ocho, you know this mofo came outside. Barney, you know that boy ended up begging for money? 50 cent. 50 cent? You got to realize, Ocho.
Starting point is 01:27:26 Yeah. Ocho, you got to realize 50 cents back there. You're talking about 70, probably 73, 74. And not 50 sit like it is now. That was money back there. Bro, a honey bun, a hundred bond was like 15 cent, 20 cent. A can of soda was a quarter. A big can, a 12-hour can of soda was a quarter.
Starting point is 01:27:49 You get a lot, yes. You get a lot of stuff for that back there. Right. There's a mofo toad on me. Man, my grandfather beat me. You got a beat for ass for 50s? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:01 He would always say, don't beg. You make people don't like you. That's what you know my grandparents always say boy don't stop begging you make people don't like you I like that so lesson learned lesson learned ohcho how can you help me uh uh invest my money who want to invest faith want you to help me grow my grow my uh when I was growing up the money that I got through ill gotten means right she wants you to help me invest so what would you help me to I mean, back then, so are we, we hypothetically speaking, we back then? Yes.
Starting point is 01:28:39 Oh, that's easy. You still have to be out there and you had to be at then the field, didn't you? Yes, I did. Everybody got paid for being out in that field, right? Absolutely. You know what you needed? What? A little lemonade stand.
Starting point is 01:28:55 Man, we drinking water. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. Make it a little different. Get your lemonade stand, charge five cents a cup. Man, anybody gonna pay that? They were my cousins. Honey, well, if you get that age and you're getting a little money,
Starting point is 01:29:13 that's the only thing I can think of that you can do. I got money. She wants you to teach me how to invest it. I'm making money. I'm making money because I'm working in the fields, making $5 a day. I go catch chickens.
Starting point is 01:29:28 I make $1,000,000. So I catch anywhere between $8,000, $16,000 a night. So I'm making it like, you know, I'm like seven, eight, nine. Let's see, my grandfather died in 77, so I started catching chickens in 78, some of 77,
Starting point is 01:29:43 all the way through like 82. So I was making, I was making, you know, $16, $17. But I was working. That's good. That's good money, boy, especially back then. I had Lee jeans. Hey, I had Lee jeans.
Starting point is 01:30:01 I had eyes on. I had nice stuff. Well, bro. Hey, I'm no running water, but I was dressed nice. Hey, I was on it. Colin Simkin said, hey, Uncle Ocho, just wanted to say, happy to be spending my 29th birthday listening to you guys, listening to y'all give us greatest, pray for your continued success.
Starting point is 01:30:29 Colin, I really appreciate that. Thank you for doing it in. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hey, how many we got in the chat, still in the chat? Okay, we got 60,000 in the chat. I know all of y'all hadn't subscribed. Come on, hit that subscribe button. Help your unc out.
Starting point is 01:30:45 Matter of fact, y'all do me a favor. You know I love you. I don't ask for much. I don't ever ask you for months. Do me a favor. I'm going to use the bathroom. I got a peep. It's going to take me 45 seconds.
Starting point is 01:30:57 60,000 people should be able to hit the subscribe button in 45 seconds. And close the door. I am. And I'm going to wash my hands. Yeah, please, dude. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast's Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I'd put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A win is a win.
Starting point is 01:31:42 A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes,
Starting point is 01:32:06 creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Cliverts show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or we're at
Starting point is 01:32:36 you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm CJ Toledano and our podcast point game is about defying the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the
Starting point is 01:33:13 lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get to fly. He running up the court, licking his fingers, why he got the ball. Like, you go through a training camp with that, I say?
Starting point is 01:33:36 you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Miller Johnson IV. Shout out me and my wife, Ashley. It's our seventh wedding anniversary.
Starting point is 01:33:59 A, happy anniversary, Miller and Ash. Congratulations. Seven years. Halfway to, you all of, y'all are the three years away from, What is a 10? Okay, 5 is gold.
Starting point is 01:34:10 What's 10? What's a 10 year anniversary? Because 25 is silver. 50 is gold. What are they? Copper? What's a 10 year anniversary, guys? Aluminum, damn.
Starting point is 01:34:26 Well, Miller, hang in there. You got 18 more years and then you had silver. So then you get something, I mean, you get something special with a silver, but aluminum, damn. I thought they gave you something more a little valuable than aluminum. them. But congratulations. Happy y'all seventh wedding anniversary,
Starting point is 01:34:47 Miller and Ashley. Just now? Yes. All right. What should you say? Lainey Ray asked, it's been too long since you talked about your dog, Shannon. How do you come up with your dog's names?
Starting point is 01:35:02 Love the show. That's interesting. Because normally I always like, I keep it like once I got like, I ask, normally if I get two dogs, they're going to have this both of them going to be like if it's a K or T or whatever the caves may be it's going to be both of them going to have the same initials so the first
Starting point is 01:35:28 dogs I had I got two Rockwilers Kane and Killian I like to be unique with my names or I try to be and then I had Samson but I spelled an S-A-M-S-O-N not Samson like strong like in the Bible and then I was like well I'm gonna get two then I got the two Pomeranians. Tarzan. A little Pomeranian named Tarzad makes him seem tough. Taz, because he was a devil. So a Tasmanian devil.
Starting point is 01:35:59 And then I went and got the Bull Masters, and I was like, what can I get? Tonka, Tonka man, because he's tough. And then I needed another T. And I was like, Titan, because he was even tougher. And then I was like, okay. Then when they passed, I went and got another one, which is Titus, which nobody's ever seen, but he's in the bed. He'll sleep.
Starting point is 01:36:26 And then I ended up getting teddy bear. So that's how I kind of, I try to keep, because it's easy. But sometime when he's gone, Teddy and it's Titus, Tit, it is a time. I was like, damn, boy, stop. Because y'all all over the place. And so I was walking my dog, I was walking the dog this morning. it was early. And the guy pulled up and stopped,
Starting point is 01:36:49 he wanted to carry a conversation. I was on the phone. And he was like, so I lifted my headphone up so I could hear it. And you stopped the car. He's like, man, I just want to tell you congratulations. Now, the dog was just like mine in his bed. He was just like, as long as he was in the car,
Starting point is 01:37:06 the dog would have been paying him no attention. He was like peeing on stuff. Ocho, the moment he stepped out of the car, right. He turned and he stood up. I say, bro, he's not going to let you walk up on me. So he's like, oh, okay, man, okay. I just want to tell you, I watch Nightcap, I love, you know,
Starting point is 01:37:24 you interview with Cat William, his name was Peter. So Peter, I'm sorry, but he's very protective of daddy. He's very, he's very protective. But in the house, he's cool. He's going to lay down. He ain't going to bother nobody. He heard the doorbell ring. He's going to go get on the spot.
Starting point is 01:37:40 And he's going to let everybody coming in that house until I tell him him, But when we outside, you're not going to let you walk up on me. Man, I walk up on you, man. Huh? Man, I walk up on you. And me and your dog will be wrestling. Nah. You better be ready.
Starting point is 01:38:00 Uh, no, Ocho. I don't, I don't let people, you know, he, uh, he ain't like that. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, when he, when he rumbled, you know, he may, you know, he may. mean business. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 01:38:13 I, listen, I'm like the ultimate warrior, man. Me and the dog, get down, man. So I like the dog's
Starting point is 01:38:20 name to match. So I got a bunch of teas. So I'm good with that. O.C. A scene. Hey, Uncanoch, please come to a podcast episode
Starting point is 01:38:32 at our spring homecoming week at Howard University. We want to hear from HBCU legend. Can I get a contact to make this happen? SGA president. That would be
Starting point is 01:38:46 Ash. Y'all need to contact Ash. Is it possible? Man, because your home, hold on, for HBC Homecoming. Oh, okay. I mean, you know, Howard. We might need to take a poll and see where we go first.
Starting point is 01:39:10 Bam. No. We ain't going to Florida. I mean, if we want to go to an HBCU, a prominent HBCU, the best HBCU it is, the highest of the Seven Hills, the Rattlers, the March in 100, I mean, you might want to go to Tallahasse. I'm just saying, no disrespect to anybody else because I love all.
Starting point is 01:39:37 But you want to strike. Well, what you want to go? So now they can't, they hear everything in the background. So they hear you, you're dirty. You're saying, I ain't got nothing to do it. I don't know what you talking about. Dr. Frankie L. Bailey said, hey, Uncan Ocho, I live about five minutes away from where your brother plays in the Monday after the Masters.
Starting point is 01:40:06 Have you ever gone with him or will it be possible to go in the future? We'll love to meet you in person. Actually, no, I have not gone. He's the golfer. And I'm not really that big in the golf. But although I might, I might go to the Master. You like golf? No, I just want to go get the sandwiches
Starting point is 01:40:31 Because the food The food price is the same as it was Back in the 1930s So a sandwich that costs you $1.50 For real? Yeah. Yeah. So I heard about it.
Starting point is 01:40:44 So that's one of my bucket lists. What, they go to the Masters? Masters and do Wilmington, go to the Olympics. You know, you've been to the Super Bowl, I've been to a World Series, I've been to an NBA finals. Right. I haven't been to the Daytona 500, so I like to go there. I've been to a NASCAR van, but never been to a Daytona 500.
Starting point is 01:41:03 Right. So, you know, cross up my bucket list. All right. That worked. That worked. That ain't bad. Ain't bad. Patrick Willie said, hey, Uncle Ocho, has there ever been an instance where a player
Starting point is 01:41:14 snuck out of a locker room to watch the Super Bowl halftime show? I don't know. I mean, that didn't happen to us. I mean, we were so focused on winning. Man, look here, man. Man, you don't want to be that guy. Because Mike probably would have cut you. Unless you're John L. Well, TD, which I know that wouldn't happen, man,
Starting point is 01:41:32 man, Mike wasn't playing that. That's a good question. I don't know. Have we, have there ever been any instances? I can only speak to, I don't recall, well, I know ain't nobody do it in Denver. Now, if somebody would have done it, rest of his soul probably goose would have took his ass out there. But Mike wouldn't play, man, look here. Mike, y'all, see, that stuff like,
Starting point is 01:41:57 what these kids like these young men be doing now yeah my might one playing that yeah i mean times were different though times were different now so it was it was it was it was frowned upon where you was we had a respect for your coach yeah because the thing is my my coach said a play in i'm gonna tell him i'm gonna tell him to run something else so i you talk about you talk about Denver yeah yeah what that that would have never happened i guarantee if if mike shanahan was the coach. I guarantee you he to cut James that night. Now James is a free agent.
Starting point is 01:42:32 I guarantee it. I guarantee it. The man cut a man for sleeping in the meeting. Jimmy Johnson cut a man for fumbling it. Cut him at the half. Yeah. There's only one way to do things if you're playing to win. And if you let people take things in their own hand, you're never going to be successful.
Starting point is 01:42:55 You tell me, you tell me where that works at. I just want to know where it works at. Go look at winning team. teams. Go look at, look at the Patriots, look at the teams that win, look at Kansas City. Right. Go look at the teams that win. Now, go look at the teams that lose. And that's what the kind of behavior that you get and you get their fans justifying it. That's why you don't win. There's only one way to do things, Ocho. It's just like, it's just like my parent, your, your mom said, Ocho, be home at this time and don't go out of this house. Unless there's a life of death,
Starting point is 01:43:35 situation, you weren't leaving the house. Because that was the level of respect that you had for your mom. But to each is on, day, this is a different time now, respect is what the hell you watch it? Real? Where are you going?
Starting point is 01:43:52 What a kid at? Well, clearly she knows where she's going. I mean, I don't know where she is. It's 11.30 at night. Well, okay. You don't need to know. You only know if that's a grown woman, don't you? Well, don't tell him.
Starting point is 01:44:08 Rock out this goddamn, though, this time and I It's going to be back when she get back. The dough's going to be locked when you get back. Reel says she'll be back when she get back. Listen, the nearest hotel. Ask no questions. Tell you no lie. I ain't going to go ask.
Starting point is 01:44:27 You should. Go ahead. Listen, what's that? It's 1139? Mm-hmm. I'd be back 1139 in the morning. And a.m. Shit.
Starting point is 01:44:36 What? Play who? But you'll be by yourself? No. Rebel Eric asks, what's your most devastating loss and how bad do players be at kickers when they miss field goals
Starting point is 01:44:51 and win the tie the game? Bad. A jab with Jacksonville. And it didn't come down to that because we got, we got, we, we F that one up. I mean,
Starting point is 01:44:59 I've been in the game. Look, we lost the NFC championship game. And we missed three field goals and none of them was probably longer than 40 yards. Miss three and we lost the game 10-7. Happened.
Starting point is 01:45:13 But I'm sure people get frustrated because the thing with kickers is that they be bulljabing. They be trying trick shots and they be doing all kind of stuff making coffee and doing all this other stuff. And then we're making coffee. We're making coffee making all kind of stuff. Yeah. And so, you know, but it's not an easy job. No, very difficult. It's not an easy job.
Starting point is 01:45:36 As easy as it may seem. it may seem as people see you only got one goddamn job all you have to do and just kick the ball listen in those present situations when the game is on the line it is very very difficult simple to is uh in comparison to you're an important game important basketball game and your team is counting you to hit two free throws oh joe free throws is to take the lead in the game with 0.2 seconds left on the clock something similar to that you know that that that is a precious situation and even though it's just kicking a ball with that pressure is on you it bust pipes and some people ride to the occasion and some people don't oh joe everybody got one job
Starting point is 01:46:19 with the quarterback job to throw the ball you got one job why receiver you got well hell everybody got one job but when you mess it up man you only got one job all you got to do is catch the ball yeah okay yeah sometimes i'm a drop him exactly quarterback sometimes i'm gonna throw picks Yeah, it's tough. I mean, you, uh, look, you just, you just chalk it up. You're just like, hey, it is what it is. It's not like he went out there and intentionally tried to miss the field goal. But players are, they'd be upset. You're human. They would never say anything. You're always, no, you don't say anything, but you're thinking it. Yeah, you always console your teammate. Always console you. Don't pick your head up. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Mousfong. Yeah. He exactly, you know, we use human. It's just like anything. Absolutely. Absolutely. Uh, Ocho, Chiefs are saying the bills turned off the hot water in the locker room falling the winds. What do you think?
Starting point is 01:47:16 Hey, what? Cut off the hot water. You think so? That's what the bill players. That's what the Chief players are saying. That's what happened to them. I doubt that. I doubt that.
Starting point is 01:47:27 I'm sure there was probably some type of some type of malfunction. But actually cutting off the hot water, obviously it's freezing cold air as it is. Yeah. Maybe the water heater was broken or something happened. I ain't taking no shit. Because, you know, hey, the one thing that you want to do when it's cold, cold, you want to get in that shower and just let that warm water run on your arm for like 10, 15 minutes. I ain't moving.
Starting point is 01:47:49 And the last, because, you know, if, like, like when it's hot, you take a cold shower. We're going to, hey. Yeah. But when it's, when it's cold like that, you just want to fall out. You just want that warm water to run down on you just like 10, 15 minutes. And I ain't taking a shower. I'm going to get back on there funky. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:48:08 I ain't taking no... Bro, I just played in 20 degrees and you think I'm about to take a cold shower? Oh, hell now. Nope. I'm going to be... Hey, Shaw, whatever's on me, I'm going to put right back on my clothes
Starting point is 01:48:19 and get right on that plane. Absolutely. I ain't taking no cold shower and I just played in 20 degree weather. Yeah, I'm sure something happened. I doubt they just turned it off. That's unethical. It's classless.
Starting point is 01:48:35 I don't think an NFL team would do that. No. I do. I would. I'm petty like that. I cut the lights off too. Yeah, man, somebody just said, oh, the Ken Williams at 53 million views. Yes, he is at 53 million views. Thank you, everybody that watched it. My sister did call me and say, she saw it this morning because I sent it to her and she's laughing,
Starting point is 01:49:02 have a good time. Me, my brother, so many people have reached out to me and said, man, you don't made it now. They spoof you on Saturday Night Live? Mm-hmm. I told you. I told you, you're an A-lister. I don't know by no A-lister. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:17 That's how it starts. It always starts with some of that magnitude using you and something that you've created that is done really well. The fact that they're using it, boom. Are they, like, any A-list, like, in the entertainment, in the entertainment, in the adult entertainment, are they? Huh? It in an A list of the adult entertainment. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:43 Okay. O'Shea! O'Shea, why to be coming on up? Yeah. Yeah. See that old? That's what I'm looking. Now for some of the perks I'm looking for.
Starting point is 01:49:54 That was the perks. Look it up. If you want them kind of perks, you're going to have to open the door a little bit now. Open the door? You can't be trying to be in the entertainment business and want the dough clothes. The dough got to be wide open. You got to be willing to experience.
Starting point is 01:50:09 You got to be willing to learn. You got to be willing to accept. Now, something need to be open. I don't know about if it's the dope. But you don't know what I'm saying? You don't know about Ocho. That's good enough of me. Last.
Starting point is 01:50:24 Man, Ocho, man, they're trying to kill you, Ocho. This is the last time the Cowboy won two playoff games, Ocho had a hairline. Come on now with that bullshit, man. Who said that? Hey, what's the? Hey, block him. No, we can't do that.
Starting point is 01:50:37 No, but oh, no, no, no, he might, he just subscribed. Guys, please make sure you hit that subscribe, but as where are we at? We passed 870 yet. Okay, come, hey, guys, do us a face. I know y'all can get us to, I know y'all can get, we're 800? Okay, guys, I know y'all can get us to 900 tonight. That's the goal right now. We go, we go, hello, how long we been on?
Starting point is 01:51:07 Okay, we're going to be on for another, another 15, to 30 minutes trying to get 24,000 subs. We got to get to 900. We got to get to 900. I know y'all can do it. Come on now. Come on. I know y'all got some great questions that you want to ask us, but we got to get to 24.
Starting point is 01:51:26 We got to get 24. We got to get the 900, guys. Help us out. Avenue 77 said, what's up, Uncle Ocho? Me and my brother normally ride to Charlotte. Would you rather have a bad break pass or continuously flat tire in the cold? man I don't care
Starting point is 01:51:43 no no hell no yeah break pads I don't care about the squeaching that squealing that squealing
Starting point is 01:51:48 all that man I ain't feel to get that change no time no hell no Brad break
Starting point is 01:51:58 pass please yeah well this cheeseburger good boy that's how
Starting point is 01:52:03 that's that's that's love right there you hear me that real about that real got that that for you
Starting point is 01:52:07 man got me got me a cheeseburger the 1130 is almost midnight and she knew I had need she knew I had need And so she ordered something for me.
Starting point is 01:52:16 Mm-hmm. Bombed. Look at it. You ain't had no food, but you had already eaten. But that's not here or no there. I'm going to keep that between you and I. My old world said, had a bad breakup with the prettiest girl I ever pulled.
Starting point is 01:52:27 How do you move forward from that kind of breakup? Easy. She were pretty. Yeah. Who the hell ain't pretty out here, boy? There's a lot of pretty girls out there. Well, you better scroll Instagram. They hear you talking about, but it's tough.
Starting point is 01:52:41 Ocho, look. Ocho, you and I've talked about this. breaking up is easy if you're the one doing the breaking up. I don't care if she, if she dropped there gorgeous, she's Miss America, Miss Universe. I don't care if she's a two or few. If she no longer wants to be with you or he no longer wants to be with you, that ain't easy, bro.
Starting point is 01:53:01 That's not what he said. He said he broke up with her, right? No, he said he had a bad breakup. Yeah, who initiated the breakup, sir? Well, clearly if he tried to move forward, clearly it wasn't his decision. With, understand why she broke her with you and understand that,
Starting point is 01:53:22 it'd be a lot easier for you. Look, Ocho, it doesn't matter. The reasons are inconsequential. If you don't want to break up with said individual, it's time to move on, you know, blah, blah, that doesn't do me no good. I'm not ready for this to end. Man, what you got real body for?
Starting point is 01:53:54 How look. Like a D.F. A chef. A like a who? A D.F. What D.F stand for? Damn fool. Hey.
Starting point is 01:54:18 Hey, the black kind of go good with the shades, though. The thing popping. Is that what you're thinking? Yeah, I do. I look. I still look good, man. Damn, how many pieces of meat you got on that burger? Three?
Starting point is 01:54:30 No, if you want to trouble me? I'm a big-ass burger. What kind of burger that did? Where you get that from? Cheese burger. Where do you get it from? She made that. Real cook.
Starting point is 01:54:42 Twin Peaks? No, I don't play that. I don't like, listen. I don't do that. I don't like nobody. You don't let real cook? Hell, no. She can cook too now.
Starting point is 01:54:52 I don't like that, though, huh? Why not? I don't like no woman behind the stove. I don't like no cooking. I do. Listen. If I wanted a woman that can cook, I would have married a chef. Now, if you can do it, that's cool.
Starting point is 01:55:06 But I ain't with that shit. Ben, Ocho, you don't know how many times I did. I almost burn the house down. You? Yeah, no, her. You know, she understood cooking. And I come home, I come up behind her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:18 And you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You're the boy prince. Yeah, I see where you're going. I see where you're going. On the way home, you know already, you already know what I'm done, Ocho. Right. You don't part one.
Starting point is 01:55:30 So you already know. Yeah. Door dash, Door das and food will eat the night. I'm what you mean, you're right. But that's always, it's not a pet peeve that I think that's the word, the wrong word to use.
Starting point is 01:55:48 I just something that's not a prerequisite of mine. No, it's not. It's not. I don't, I don't like you cooking. If we're going to eat, we're going to go out and eat. I don't want you slaving behind no stove and no pots.
Starting point is 01:56:00 I don't want you chipping and messing up your nails. Like, I'm very peculiar about that. It's weird. but, you know, many men that's a requirement. You have to be able to do that, you know? And that just... Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:14 I mean, a woman that could cook. I mean, it's not a free... I'm with you. I'm with you. It's not a prerequisite. But if she can cook... It's a plus. But, as a matter of fact, that's a good thing.
Starting point is 01:56:25 The fact that she can, because I've experienced it, I've witnessed it. Like, oh, shit, you're really good at this. Well, why don't she... I had one, she was a... She could have been a chef. Yeah. You name it.
Starting point is 01:56:35 she can cook it. She can go somewhere to eat. And she said, oh, I can make this. And be better than the restaurant. Right. But you're supposed to keep that on your hip. Boy, what happened? Man, look. Things happen, though. I don't even want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Okay. We'll let it go. We'll let it go. I know what that mean. I see it. All right. Joseph Will said, Chad and, oh, what's up? Me and my wife been married 10 years.
Starting point is 01:57:01 How can we spice up the bedroom besides eating assets? Mr. Mrs. Wilcox. Oh, Cho, that's this, this is, I ain't got enough for, go ahead. That's your, that's your area expertise. I mean, listen, it's hard for me to spice them. They said they've been married for 10 years and they didn't want to spice it up. Mm-hmm. Role playing.
Starting point is 01:57:25 No, going out of town. Yeah. Going to the sex store. Okay. Sometime, no, you know what, I'm not going, I'm not, I will. I mean, you know, it all the pens. I mean, you know, look. I often say something by bringing in a third party, but I ain't.
Starting point is 01:57:41 Nah, hell, no. Make sure you, what you call it? I mean, yeah, you dress up, you know, nurse, cheerleading out. You know what I'm saying? I like, law, you know, get you some, you know, get your nice skirt with some glasses, you know. You got, you got to, you got the roleplay. You got to find a way to make it exciting. How can you fall in love again?
Starting point is 01:58:05 How can you fall in love? How can you reinvent yourself? Reinvent your situation. Hey, call me, say, what you doing? Huh, huh? Act like you don't even know each other, huh? Oh, Joe, tell about what you, guess what I got on? Woo, boo, boo, boo,
Starting point is 01:58:23 trying to get that fast, huh? She didn't even told me. She told me, she told my guess, woo, I ain't even got no sticks here. I, boo, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Hell no. Hey, put the dogs up.
Starting point is 01:58:38 bad, please. You better not tell me to my guess what I got on. I'm assuming nothing. That's all I needed here. That's good. You already know what time it did when you hit that. I thought you had a beating. Man, I told him something came up.
Starting point is 01:58:54 It did. Something did come up, on Joe. And it was suddenly. You got me spilling my water on, Joe. That was a good one, boy. You quick. You're quick. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:15 Something came up all of a sudden. Hey, boy, you're on it tonight, but you're quick to night. Hey, he's good one. Man, they better stop playing with me. Hey, they think I won't break. Hey, man, think I won't break, right? You ain't got to tell me.
Starting point is 01:59:34 Uncoja J. Say, Ocho, with that Bonnie, you look like your name, Bancuisha, struggling in a Toyota Corolla. You cook, clean, smell like onion rings. I told you take off a real bonnet. Long as Bonquisha look good. That's all that matter. That's all that.
Starting point is 01:59:54 Stop trashing the Cowboys. And we will get you to 900K. Okay, Val, I'm sorry. Val, I'm sorry. Val, I'm sorry. Apologized to all the Cowboy fans. Cowboy fans, I'm sorry. Matter of fact, we could have been at 900,000 already
Starting point is 02:00:09 because we could have had Cowboy Nation on our side. Matter of fact, they love me, though. They love me. Cowboy. Cowboy Nation, subscribe for me. I take back everything I see. forgive me y'all gonna get
Starting point is 02:00:30 we're gonna get the uh we're gonna get the we're gonna get the 900 k Bradger willing to say uncle and Ocho that he went to Santa Monica got drafted built a starting 11 family and the Cowboys still have him one see think about the Ocho you went to San Lamonica Juko
Starting point is 02:00:46 you just said you gonna stop talking about the Cowboys I'm just said that I'm just read what the fan requested right I know but we're trying to hit that 900,000 you say we're trying to hit 9000 thousand so you're not supposed to do anything to get in the way of hitting 900,000. And being that the Cowboys have the largest fan base in the biggest support system, and you would want their support. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Cowboy fans.
Starting point is 02:01:09 There we go. There we go. There we go. I mean well. He trying. He trying. We're going to get him together. Cowboys fans.
Starting point is 02:01:21 A great King said, we love you, Ocho. Would you consider doing a fight or two a minute, Q&A on cigars? I like that. Yeah. Look Q&A. I like Q&As. I like Q&A. I like Cigars.
Starting point is 02:01:35 Now we're talking now. If we're going to do a Q&A, it has to be in person. We got to be smoking. I'm not doing nothing over no phone. If we're going to do a Q&A, it got to be in person and we got to be smoking. Mm-hmm. Talk to me now. Okay.
Starting point is 02:01:49 I like that. I like that. LeBron Jamie said, How, Uncan-Ocho? Do you have any suggestion for me? An 18-year-old? 18 year old to get a job in the NFL something to get my foot in the door
Starting point is 02:02:02 preferably without a degree. Yeah, you want to be an NFL player? That to damn, the only thing did you get in the NFL? I mean... Is that without a degree? Yeah. Waterboy.
Starting point is 02:02:17 Yeah. Waterboys, when I was playing with... But you can't be 18? I mean, unless you know, unless you know, like, the coach or somebody, you know, the coach is... Normally that goes, like, to coach your son or somebody in the in the in the organization that's their kid or
Starting point is 02:02:33 neighbor or something like that matter of fact you know the water boy was making 53 000 when i was playing imagine what they make it now you know what they was making 53 that the water boy was making ball boy water boy either one 53 000 back when i was but you know we we we game you know they bring us gator rain they did stuff so we you know we get money we give them a couple of hundred dollars to do do oz and stuff that's on top of they that was they were cool they were cool that you know we took we still care of our guys yeah because a lot of times they're the coach they're coached your son now Kyle Kyle chowell oh really I mean he was you're down a little bit but you know he
Starting point is 02:03:13 like game day he was holding the core before they had all these wireless these cordless might he was holding the core for his dad right so but nah but I'm being honest I don't, I don't really know that that, I know it's like, man, Shannon, you play in the NFL, but I really don't know other than, like I said, what job that you could actually get in the NFL without a degree. Let's you a player. I'm a true for, Ocho. Yeah. I'm sorry, bro. Ariel C. said, Tom Brady is to go statistically.
Starting point is 02:03:54 But Pat is there is the best if we're doing the eye test, just like Randy compared to Jerry. But the thing is, Tom numbers, man, and he won so much. I mean, you got to think about it. Tom Brady damn near got two years of playoff wins. What Tom Brady got? He's like 32, he got like 30-something playoff wins. Think about that. There is 17 now regular season games.
Starting point is 02:04:24 The most games you can play in a season, playoff season, is four. Right. That man got 32 wins, 30-something wins. What he got? He was 32 and 13, 32 and 14. He's 35 and 13. The man has been the three years of playoff games. Let that sink in, ladies, though, three years of playoff games.
Starting point is 02:04:52 A lot of games, they had the number one seed. So the most they could play is three games. He's played in 48 playoff games, which is three regular seasons. Now, look, Patrick Mahomes is only seven, eight years into his career. Let's see if he's able to stay healthy, stay on this path. We can have it up. But right now, ain't nobody seeing Tom. No, statistically, I'm not sure.
Starting point is 02:05:24 He got the numbers. He got the accolades. He got the trophies. I mean, what is that you want to see from him? You want to see come from behind? What about 283? What about he's down 24? four, 14, I mean, whatever you down to the Seahawks and come back in the fourth quarter,
Starting point is 02:05:43 he's done it. Is he ever going to be stylistic like Mahomes and throw no looks and got to, can throw it 70 yards? Probably not. Is he going to be running and shovel past it and throw it underhand? No, you know, that's not what he did. But man, come on, not right now. When it's all said done, we can see where Mahomes is. But right now, it's Tom.
Starting point is 02:06:11 That it is. Mo Liff said until Patrick Mahomes is knocked down like the villain in the movie, until the credit's role, he's not dead. I did not see Kansas City because I knew their defense was good. But I hadn't seen anything from their office. Think about how they were struggling to even score. I mean, they were losing games. When Patrick Mahomes used to get 28, 31 points like that,
Starting point is 02:06:40 Now they're struggling to get 20 at home. I didn't see this. Like I said, they picked a great time to look good offensively, and next week they're going to have to look even better. Listen, I don't care how you look next week. You better have two chin straps. I know that. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:05 And the thing is, you see how Pacheco will be running angry? Yeah. Now you're going to. find I would have when angry meet angry, when force me force, force me force when impact meet impact. The laws of physics are going to be tested next Sunday. Guarantee you that.
Starting point is 02:07:27 Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be a great game. I mean, this is the game that we want to see. Oh, yeah. People won't make you, but you want to see Patrick Mahomes against Lamar Jackson. Jackson, yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:39 Lamar Jackson looks like he's going to be this year's MVP against last year's MVP. against last year's Super Bowl winner. The team that has dominated the AFC since Patrick Mahomes has been in the league. This is how it's supposed to be. To be the man, you got to beat the man. Lamar Jackson says, hey,
Starting point is 02:07:58 Lamar Jackson says, hey, I want to be, I, well, y'all, because y'all talk about all the quarterbacks, y'all talk about Burr. You're rightfully, so you talk about Pat Mahomes. Hey, I'm about to have something only me and Patrick Mahomes and Aaron Rogers got. That's two double, regularly than MVP.
Starting point is 02:08:14 Rogers got four, my home's got two. I'm about to have two. Win the Super Bowl for me. It's going to be hard for Lamar Jackson not to be in my top ten. Top ten? Top ten.
Starting point is 02:08:27 You want to squeeze him in five? Well, you got... Oh, when you say top ten, you talk about all time. All time, yes. Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad. Oh, hell.
Starting point is 02:08:38 Yeah, he's top five already. What the hell you mean? Squeezing the top ten. I'm not talking about no top. I'm talking about all time. All time, yeah. Most definitely. That man, 26, 27 years of age.
Starting point is 02:08:49 About to have two MVP if he wins a Super Bowl? Oh, it's a rap. Man, please. It's a rap. It is a rap if he can't pull it off. Nicole asks, who are your top five quarterbacks in the league right now? Did Josh Allen make the list after this game? Who you got?
Starting point is 02:09:18 Say it again. Top five quarterbacks in the league right now. And does Josh Allen make the list after this game? Oh, shit. Yeah. Well, I think one and two, I think we agree with Mahomes and Lamar Jackson. Okay, yeah. All right. That's two. That's two. My third is still Joe. I mean, obviously, you know, barring injury, you know, I understand what happened. But I also understand what he brings to the table and how special he is when he is active and playing and the chances he gives us as a team. Four, I would like to go Josh Allen. And because of the loss of night, does that mean he's out of, should he be out of it? No, not for me. Right.
Starting point is 02:09:58 He would be, he would be my four and my fifth. Oh, I know I'm leaving somebody out. I mean, Aaron Rogers? Maybe, no? No. Because he's still, he's still dynamic and changes, changes the landscape of all. We haven't seen him in a year. It's a year older.
Starting point is 02:10:19 Um, so. Um, okay. Then who else would be that dynamic that changes their team? Now you got to make me wrack my brain. CJ Stroud? Yeah, I mean, Jordan Love, Dak,
Starting point is 02:10:38 golf. I'm not so sure based on what I've seen. It's hard to say there are the other than the guys that you mentioned, the guys that you left off that you put them over C.J. Stroud. That's a good one. I think that fifth spot.
Starting point is 02:10:58 Matthew Stapford. Yeah. Oh, it. I call him Mr. No Look. I think number five, it comes down to preference on who you like, on who you prefer. Because the first three, the first three, I'm actually the first four, it's like, it's almost a no goddamn brain. Well, the first two is like slammed up. They're like, like, like, like you got a vote. It's like 100%. Those two, also, you know, like, what the man got a 99th grade. Right. Okay, those two, the first two, Lamar and my home is 99s. First three. But okay.
Starting point is 02:11:32 So, right, for me, I would flip a coin, close my eyes. Here's a C.J. Stroud, tells as Matthew Stafford. I like that. I like that. And there are a few others you can't go wrong with, though. But that's just me. Zach Nichols says, okay, tell Chad is a celebration. It's my first comment ever. Only the best show on YouTube. Take me to Magic City with y'all. Like Unc said, truck.
Starting point is 02:12:09 I'm like a truck on Red Bull. We up all night. Whenever we go, I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, man. Man, I give them them diamonds in that Red Bull. I'm like Lina Richard all night long. You don't know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:12:25 Oh, my bad. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Jared de los Santos. Ocho. I'm a young dude, 22, been with the same girl for almost seven years. Congratulations. Since I was 16, our relationship is great, but sometimes I feel like I'm on, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, don't do it.
Starting point is 02:12:49 Don't do that. He's about I feel like I'm missing out on being young with, bro. Don't do that. It's kind of like, I don't know, Jared, I don't know if you've ever, like, going on a lifestyle change or a healthy habit. It's like you give up sugar or you give up something that you normally eat. And you're fine. But the moment you put that back into your system, you crave it all over again. Now, you stick your pen in some other ink.
Starting point is 02:13:28 I'm just telling you, Jared, don't do it. Don't do it. And just, Jared, just so you know, you know your girl new to somebody else. Uh-oh. Monat Listen to what I'm saying Your girl To somebody else
Starting point is 02:13:53 Is the first time Okay And make sure Before you make that decision If you can dish it Make sure you can take it I'm just saying Make sure if you can dish it
Starting point is 02:14:09 Make sure you can take it Because it's going to be a whole different ball game When the rabbit got the gun people don't realize that oh man oh bad man man i saw a bad man i saw a bad one guess what your girl she'll bad one to somebody else yeah yeah i'm gonna keep it real yeah i'm gonna keep it real with you bro stay there bro you've been there hey you've been there long time bro that's that's commendable i tilt my hat to you bro that's commendable yes sir that you're 22 years of age and you've been with the same woman since y'all was 16 bro i take my hat up to you
Starting point is 02:14:52 We should salute you. But bro, you're thinking you, you're letting your mind, you let your mind go. Don't let your mind drift like that, bro. You're good. You're good. They locked in, baby. Ain't nothing out there. Quantad, Scott said love to show.
Starting point is 02:15:10 Some people still argue that Michael Vick is better than Lamar. Since you have Lamar basically top 10 all time, why are these folks wrong? I become, look. I mean, Lamar's won an MVP, about to win another, and he's at, on the cusp of getting a team. Now, Lamar, Mike did get a team to the NFC championship game. Did he get to the NFC championship game? Yeah, they lost.
Starting point is 02:15:33 It was cold. Get to Philly. I forgot who it was playing. Then I think they lost to Philly. Oh, yeah. Man, Lamar, but you gotta just look how much Lamar is winning. Yeah. I mean, Lamar's record is right there with my homeboy,
Starting point is 02:15:50 and we know what type of winner of my homeboy is. Yeah. He, he, he, he, he, he's, wings the needle for me. Lamar Jackson wins this game, get to the window soup bowl, I'm going to put in my top 10. And I don't care.
Starting point is 02:16:07 Ocho, I've always thought your person that would have been a good fit with the Cowboys. How do you think you would have fit in with the Cowboys? Sure, Jerry wouldn't like that, because I'm going to steal a show now. No, you'd have been fine. I mean, you know. Look, think about this.
Starting point is 02:16:21 What? Think about this. I played in a very small market, Cincinnati. Mm-hmm. Very, very small. market and made my presence felt globally during that time back in. Globally. Imagine if I was at motherfucking Dallas.
Starting point is 02:16:41 Imagine if I was in New York. Could you imagine? I was in, though. I was in Cincinnati, man. You know what, Ocho? That would have been too much. That would have been too much. No.
Starting point is 02:16:55 I would have drove Jerry. I would have drove Jerry crazy. You'd have the same of them. out of playoff wins. So you'd have been straight. You ain't been out on the... Man, my man, don't you? That slip, don't you?
Starting point is 02:17:13 That's slip, man. Man, come on, a Cowboy fan. That's one. That's the one slip up. I ain't going to slip up no more. In the next five minutes, I promise you, I ain't going to slip up no more. You said, you want to support, and you're trying to get the 900,000, and the Cowboys fans come in bulk.
Starting point is 02:17:29 They are huge supporters. can't be talking about him. I'm sorry. Hey, that was, that was a good one, boy. That was, that was a good one, right. That you were sick. That was sick. That came out of nowhere.
Starting point is 02:17:40 I thought she was serious. Gifted Gab said, last time of Cowboys won a Subo, was calling girls on a rotary phone. Now, the road phone, I bet I was way before then, but I did have the rotary phone. I had that,
Starting point is 02:17:54 I had that big Motorola. Actually, I had a start. Nah, I had the big Motorola. At that big Motorola, you know, that brick. No, I had a, I had a, I might have a Star Tech. I had a Star Tech. Okay.
Starting point is 02:18:07 You know, a little flip for her. Had a little flip. Had a little flip. Yeah, a little flip. I thought just about the Motorola 8,000, the block, the big block. Yeah. I had, I still got that one, too. I got all my cell phone.
Starting point is 02:18:18 Real? Yeah. You ain't fit to get that thing back. Somebody be out, no. Uh-uh. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy asked, oh, and don't you do? Y'all eat leftovers.
Starting point is 02:18:28 Yeah. What's you mean? We grew up. up on leftovers. That don't change when you get older? Yeah. Shit. Why eat leftover. Thanksgiving? Yeah, that too. I don't waste no food now. I don't do that. You know, some people, you know, they forget where they come from or they reach a certain status or they get to a certain place in life and they don't even eat leftovers no more. Boy, I'd never be like that. Boy, bring me to. What? What? Real, what you talk about?
Starting point is 02:19:02 What real say? She didn't you say none? She did say, get on the phone. Get on the mic, Real. He said, come get on the mic. She can't. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:19:20 Cash donated $5.00. Oh, uh, Ocho, you'll hear like a milk dune. Oh, you don't want to rank. You don't want to rank. You're lucky I can't see you, peanut head boy. I rank you. I bet you got two left feet. Hey, I thought you tried, we tried to get 900,000.
Starting point is 02:19:36 Yeah, I didn't say them about Cowboys fans. He said I got a peanut head. He might be a cowboy fan. Nah, he ain't no Cowboy fan. How do you know? Cowboys fans love me and they wouldn't make no joke about my head. They do. So why somebody said my hair look like a kneecap.
Starting point is 02:20:01 Hey, that was funny. Well, Ocho. I got to close out of the chat. I got to go to work tomorrow. Dude, I got it. My fly, I got a flight in the morning. I got inside the NFL tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow?
Starting point is 02:20:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fly out Monday and we got the show Tuesday morning, you know, come on tomorrow. You know, since the NFC championship is in San Fran, I feel that I break IDs. Is that denim? Is that real denim? Like, gene material? Oh Joe. Guess what the shoe is?
Starting point is 02:20:43 I don't know. I just, I'm talking about the material, the texture. It looked like denim. That is correct. That is correct. I know, I know, I know exactly those are those. That's a Levi and Jordan collab. Maybe.
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Starting point is 02:21:17 We are? Yep, we're back tomorrow, bro. We got to work. We got to get the 900. We'll get the 900. Thanks for hitting that like button. Thank you for hitting that subscribe button. The Nightcap podcast feed is available.
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Starting point is 02:22:19 I'm your favorite aunt, Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite number 85, rock runner extraordinaire, Bengals, legend. Chad Ochosinko Johnson, thank you for joining us. The Chiefs beat the Bills, 2724, and the Lions beat the Bucks, 3123. The Lions go to San Fran to take on them in the NFC Championship game. and the Chiefs take on Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens for a chance to advance to Super Bowl in Las Vegas. Thank you for joining us.
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