The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Nightcap - Cowboys Win, Makeup-gate, and Some Tears Shed

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Nightcap. I am your host, your favorite uncle, Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite host. Also, Chad, Ocho, Cinco, Johnson. Yes, up. And please welcome and click the like button below so you can subscribe and get alerts because me and Ocho are on three nights a week, Sunday night, Monday night, and have Thursday night.

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So make sure you click that subscribe button to make sure you don't miss Ocho and my take on a lot of different things. Ocho, the Cowboys beat the Chargers, 20 to 17, DAC 21 of 30, 272, one passing touchdown, one rushing touchdown. Stefan Guillermo picks off Justin Herbert

to seal the win for the Cowboys. Give me some of your takeaways from this ball game. Before we even start a takeaway, before we even start the takeaway, I want you to just say it with me real quick, baby. Just do me that solid and say it with me real quick. Dag Prescott beat the Sunday Chargers. Just say that for me.

Man, go ahead on. What was your takeaway? So you can't say that for me before we start? Oh, hold on. I thought it was a team game. Oh, it's always, listen. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You like to pick and choose when it's a team game. But right now, I just want you, I just want you to the sample size that that gave you tonight. I want you to just say it with me. Like, that's what you already talk about,

with the sample side of the day. The sample side that that has shown us the past seven, seven to eight years. You mean to tell me I'm playing. $40 million for a sample? But listen. I better be getting the whole thing. I don't want no sample. You get samples, you go to Costco,

and they get you a little toothpick. Well, they get your little spoon or something to eat. Do, do it. But can you get... Tonight, right? Tonight? Yeah.

Yeah. Dak Prescott, he beat the San Diego Chargers on the road. Well, I don't know about San Diego Chargers. I don't know by the San Diego. I don't know about San Diego. It's all in the same vicinity. Listen, no, I think San Diego's a little for the South.

It's all in the same percentage. Listen, the Cowboys played a great game. Defensively, they played a great game. Oh, yes. Defensive, they played a great. Yeah, let me, let me finish. Let me finish. Okay, I'm going to be.

You asked for my take, right? I am for your take. They played a good game. They might not play a great game as opposed to what we're used to seeing them play. But, Dag Prescott, at the half, he was 15 for 21 for 161 yards. Despite having no completions outside of one over 20 yards, he played efficient football. keeping his team in a game and the most important stat

for Dak Prescott. I can stand on bending back to tonight, Dak, I love you, baby. No turnovers. Yes. No turnovers, which was the most important stat for me outside of what Dak did tonight.

C.D. Lamb had a day. C.D. Lamb had a day. Gallup had a few passes that he should have had. They had a touchdown. The score could have been even bigger than what it was. He missed one in the end zone.

Gallup, we can't, we can't do that. We need passes and catches like that on the back end because that could mean something and a game of importance. We were able to get away with it tonight. Yeah, Dagg missed it. I think he missed. He overshot Gallup once.

I think I know he overshot Pollard on one. Yeah. But this is where I push back. You say the Cowboys, the Cowboys had 14 penalties. Yeah. They had 11 accepted penalties. They had seven pre-snap penalties. Two many men on the field.

Twice. Twice. Twice. Too many men on the field twice. Illegal shift. Illegal formation. Defensive off-sides. Balls start. Defensive off-size. So are you sure you want to frame that? That Dallas, you can, I mean, what we do with it?

In the game of football, there's ups and downs in anything. In the game of life, there's ups and downs. Yes. You strive to be perfect at all times. You practice. The coaches preachers. You go through exodus. You go through schemes.

You go to all type of tactical stuff. You want to be as perfect as possible. But through a game, you're going to have mistakes like this. It's going to creep up. 14? Even 14. I mean, we just talked about it night before last. Hell, the Colorado bus has 17.

Right. And that costs them a game. This is the NFL where one of the things you practice most is discipline. And they have 14. So remember, you and I had a conversation and you say, I like that, I'm going to use that. You never accept anything in a win. You wouldn't have a loss. So had they lost this game, would you have been okay with those 14 penalties?

You know what? You know what I'm going to do? My grandma always said, never live off hypotheticals. Live off facts. And the fact of the matter is that the Cowboys won despite the 14 penalties. But listen, if you're playing a different team under different circumstances and a game of importance, you might not be over to come those penalties. So you got to fix it now. And this is the perfect time to go into a byweek would win.

Yes. Jack Prescott, baby. Say it with me. Dak Prescott be the San Diego Chargers? Oh, my bad, L.A. Chargers. L.A. charges. Excuse me. Yeah, but I'm not surprised that Dak played as well as he did,

considering the charges have the 30-second ranked past defense. Oh, we're not going to do that. Oh, we're not going to do that. That's what we're not going to do that. What we're going to do today? What we're going to do it? We're going to stand on business and we're going to give Dak Prescott his credit. Ocho.

Can we do that? Can we please do that? Ocho, did you listen to what I said. Yes, sir. I said, I'm not surprised. that played well given he's going against the 30 second ranked defense. So let me ask you a question. Don't give a, don't give, don't give him no bad, no backhanded compliments.

Don't do that. Let's give that Prescott his credit where his credit is deserved. He played good football in night. See, the problem is, Ocho, you want to give everybody compliments. You just want to say, okay, he played well. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got to give context. Context.

This analysis is about context. Right. Provide context to what you say it. Okay. So context of what he said is basically, you're saying. you're saying you knew that Prescott would play well because he was playing against the 34th ranked defense

I said it on first take I said I picked the Cowboys to win okay because I didn't think the charges were physical enough right they did a better job than I thought right I mean they only gave up nine sacks they gave up 10 and see this is what I liked about the cowboys defense tonight right when they absolutely had to have it Michael Parsons got

home showed up on fourth down he got they got pre with fields fourth down third down and they got pressure on it. So that's the mark of a great offense or great defense. Can you get done what you need to get done when you have to get it done? At the right time. Plus, it was a bounce back. That needed this because like you said, they're going into a buy.

The last thing you want to do, we got beat 4210. We went on the road again and we had another loss and I didn't play. See, these are the type of game. When you have a bad game, you need a team that you can get a nasty taste out of your mile. So I want to play a team that's not very good at something that we can do. Right. So you, so Cincinnati, man, we just got beat. We had a tough loss. We got beat 2714. Ah, but look who on the schedule. Man, this team, their DBs, not good. They were at the bottom and past defense. Ocho Cinco thinking to himself, bro, hey, we going into the buy. I can't go

into the buy with a loss. Because every time you go into the buy with a loss, you don't even be wanting to go nowhere. You don't be want to do anything. Because you're like, damn, man. Right. Because normally what happened, we didn't get the entire week off, Ocho. We got time off based on whether you won a loss. Right, right, right. If you won, there's a good chance you go probably get off Wednesday,

starting Wednesday, maybe Thursday. If you lost, now you're going to get off Thursday after practice. So now you got Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You got to be back Monday by noon. So it's not like it is now. You've got to get the entire week off. But considering what the Cal, how the Cal, And again, they're only two or four in the red zone.

You've got to start. You need to be like in the 60%, 70% in the red zone. Kick and field goals will get you beat against really, really good teams, especially come playoff time. Right. But give that, give Dak and the, the Cowboys credit. Thank you. They did a great job of overcoming the mistakes.

It's kind of like two teams were trying to help the other two, both teams were trying to help the other team win the game with the penalties that they were committing. You can't win. That's not championship football. You can't beat yourself. It's hard enough to beat the team that you're going up against, Ocho. And now you're committing. Think about it.

14 penalties, Ocho, and seven of them was pre-snap. So before we did anything, we didn't give us a chance to get a positive play. Right. We illegal shift. We're jumping off sides. We're false starting. That's back. We talked.

What did we talk about last night, don't you? Undiscipline football. You're coaching it or you're condoning it. Which one are you doing? But listen, obviously you know you coached you. Obviously you know you're coaching it and you don't condone it, but it's always something that is in the back of your head that you continue to preach over and over and over. I remember when I was playing, it starts when you're adolescent, even as a little kid.

What does the coaches tell you? Pitonies can kill you and sometimes you're able to overcome it and sometimes you're not. It can hurt you on the back end, but why not get it out the way now? Get it out the way now. Get all the jitters or whatever it may be that causes you to lose focus in game to cause those penalties. Get it out the way now so it doesn't hurt you on the back end. Tonight they were over to overcome it, though. Yes.

Dude, I mean, I've been retired so long. I know they probably don't do this. But when I first got into the league in training camp, if you jumped outside, we had to run a lap. Coach Reeves, Dan Reeves was my first, he was my first coach. A lap. That's a lap. What would that sound like back in the seven? these.

Coach Landry, Coach Landry was his, was his ed coach. He was offensive coordinator under Coach Landry. Right. So a lot of that, the old school mentality,

right. Man, that'd be sometimes, Ocho, I'd be had to run three laps. Man, I get tired. I'd get tired. I'd be like, damn, what the snap count on?

Right. I don't know. I think it's on one. And every time it's on two. Coach, when you coach, Coach, Coach,

I just can't be catat. That big old bang to stick out of his neck. I had to run a lap. Run a lap. I had to run three laps the most day I had to run. Three? I'm trying to think. I can't recall me really jumping off sacks.

I'm always watching the ball anyway. I'm always watching the ball. I'm always watching the ball too. But see, I'm trying to go on hook. I ain't trying to let him get to the teacher. I'm trying to get advantage. Yeah, man. I'm trying to get out.

If somebody, they could have laughed, somebody could have. Ha, I'm gone. Ha, her, it all sound the same to me, Ocho. It all sound the same to me. I'm gone. I'm up out of hell. I ain't lied, don't you.

I was gone. And it's all the same. And then, you know, we had to make, like, the offense. You said, if somebody say, huh. If somebody would allow her, I'm going, ha, hood. It's what happened? Hey, I heard her. It's a snap cow.

Hey, the funny thing is I can just picture it. I can picture it. That's what makes that much more funny. You know how to defend it if you're playing around with making the noise on the other side of the ball to try to get you to the jump? They cut that out. Yeah, yeah.

Because the DTs, you just say back said. Yeah, yeah. And it sounds like, huh, and they're snapping the ball. So now you can't do that anymore. Man, you got me crying with that visual. And see, we used to have to have, like, If we got, if we got, if, if three people jumped off, uh, had a false start. Yeah.

Or jumped outside, the whole team, the whole office had to run. Had it run? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't have to go through that. Oh, we know. But see, y'all went, see, we had, we, uh, Wade Phillips in 94.

Mm-hmm. We had eight straight days or two of days. Oh, wait a minute. I know about them two of days, man. I had to do that, too. No, eight straight in NFL. Oh, eight straight. Eight straight.

Paddy, Thud, 9-07, both period. Morning and afternoon. Oh, boy. And you know that, oh, Joe, you know that third day. You're real sore. You got that old man. You got the old man. You walk it all still.

Yeah. Cowboys finished two or four in the red zone before the game. Mm-hmm. Austin Echler took a mean right. Yeah. Knocked his helmet clean off. Yeah. Did you ever get into it pregame?

One time. One time I got into a free game. Make sure y'all sitting at home. Make sure you all sitting down. Get your popcorn ready. Listen, Baltimore Ravens, I never forget. Obviously, that's one of the games I get up for. I get up for.

I'm hype. Obviously, for those that don't know if you watch me throughout my career, I would always give the team bullet to board material on Wednesday. Nothing malicious, nothing crazy. it was just more of a challenge to those that we are playing that week because, you know, this is the week. I like to somewhat set the tone and I did it through the media.

Very savvy with you too. Take some of the pressure off my teammates and some of the other players going to the game. So we are out there for warm-ups. We at Emin, how you say, M&T Bank Stadium? MIT. Empty Bank Stadium. I'm at just, you know, doing

light jogging earphones on. And I see Orlando Brown. I see Big Zoo site that warming up. And you know me, you know me and my play for nature. You know the relationship that I had with Ed Reed and Ray Lewis and those dudes. So I, I'm thinking, well, since I get along with them very well, and they know me personally, where I can go out there and play around with Orlando Brown, man, look here, man. So Orlando Brown, how big was Orlando Brown? Boss, boss, boss, man, what? How big? He still big. He like six seven to that. He at least six seven, six, six, eight.

six, six, seven, six, eight, by three hundred something pounds, man. And I, I decided to go jump on his back. Like, literally, he's walking. I decided to go jump on his back. You know how you, you know, somebody could get a piggyback. I've jumped on his back. And I thought, he would have thought it was funny. And I jumped down.

He turned around. He said, man, I don't know if you think this is, man, I don't play them type of games. Man, it started chasing after me. And I thought he were playing. And you know how you take the, you do the little funny trot. Like, man, stop playing. Like in the movie Friday. When she chasing around the car?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I swear for God. Man, he had to look in his eyes, man. If he was able to catch me, man, man, man, buddy was going to kill me, man. Oh, he did something bad to you, huh? Hey, man, he was from doing something bad to me. So I got nervous. I ran to the locker room.

And when it got Big Willie, I say Big Willie, man, you need to come holl at your people, man. I was just playing around. And it looked like he tried to do something bad to me. And the game ain't even started. than just pregame. So Big Willie went out there and talked to him and say, listen, Ocho, listen, you can't be playing with Big Zeus like that, man.

Big Zeus don't play like that, man. I like, but, Bill Willis, that's me. You know how I am. You know, I'm the fun guy. But that ain't him. Nah, that ain't, and Big Willie had to give me a better understanding. Everybody don't move like that. But, man, buddy was from the kick,

for the beat my ass. And after that, after that, I never, ever, ever bothered the offensive lineman ever again after that. there's an old saying, Ocho, what is joke to you is death to someone else. You better be careful

how you play. You see a lot of people they prank him, they want to prank. Everybody want their 15 minutes. They prank it. And now you see people getting slapped. You see a dude who got shot in the mall. The dude told you get out of the thing.

Yeah, leave me alone. Brough, everybody ain't about your game. You want to go prank some of your friends. Go prank your family. Don't be pranking those strangers because they don't get down. joke to you, death to somebody else. And it might be end up being deaf to you. So, bro, right, right, right.

People need to start with all them jokes. But for me, I was about to fight. I'm not fight before because I'm not going to mess up my, no, no, I'm about to get into a fight 60 minutes. That's what the game is a fight. And so I wasn't about to mess up. I'm not about to mess up my hands, my fingers, because I can't hurt the guy who got his helmet on.

Right. I see guys take the helmet off and run to the fight. You a damn fool. you better keep that hell on. Somebody go, wait, hold on, hold on.

But listen, as much trash as you talk during your day, you've never had a fight training camp before a game. No, no,

no, no, I got in the fight, like I said, I got in the fight in college, the D-Lyb tried to punk.

You know, you're in college, you know what I noticed, and it took me a while is that when somebody getting ragged and getting Joan, they don't get mad

at the person that's joaned them. They get mad at the person that's laughing. Laughing. I didn't tell the, They tried to punk you. Yeah, I'm laughing. The way we, the way, because we ain't with the general population at Savannah State.

But we sat in the back. So when you walk in the cafeteria, the back behind, like where I'm at right here is where the athletes sit, the football team, the basketball player. And so, you know, we lined up. If you come in late, all the upperclassmen, everybody in there, they're going to join you, especially if you got some bulljab on. So, Ocho, you know, they got it. He came in there and they started joining. And you know me, Ocho. I laugh loud.

I laugh hard. They're killing you. Oh, you got so bull. And, you know, I'm just, I'm just egging them on to keep it going. And do it in about what you laugh at that. I said, bro, I said, dude, what's up? You, hey, when they ragged on me, they ain't had no problem. Y'all, y'all told me the whole time.

Because when I showed up, I had my luggage with two grocery bags. I had two brown paper bags with everything Mary Porter sent me from Glenville with. They ragged me. They joining Talk about, oh, Sharp got some of my clothes on. Some of his, some of his partners, some of his cousins. They were just joining. I take it.

Because I know, I'm going to get mine, because I know I got these jokes. I got a thousand jokes, Ocho. I ain't told but two yet. So I got 998 and still left. So I'm just laughing. Dude come up there, so I had like a sandwich. I had some man.

The dude took, and I had mayonnaise in a bowl. The dude took the mayonnaise, took the spoon, and threw the mayonnaise on me. So, Ocho, so I'm laughing, the upperclassman ragging on him. And so, you know, I'm a wide receiver. He a D-Ly-Ly. So he thought, so he automatically thinks he got an easy win. Yeah, Ms. Matt.

So the dude, he scooped the mayonnaise up out my bowl and throw it on me. Oh, no. Oh, he did this. Put a patch over his eye. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, replay, replay that problem. Rewind, replay it again. He took the man, he took the spoon off my tray.

Right. scoop the mayonnaise out and threw it on my, and threw it on me. Okay. So by the time he did this, I didn't even give him a chance to bring the spoon back and put it down. Oh, you, he did this.

You counter. But that sounds like an AK. Well, how many punches you threw? You thought out of Florida made, well, this was blow, floor, probably would, floor probably would like, floor probably was like five years old

when I hit it when he'd be blow. Hey. Well, you let him. You let him. Yeah, the patch over as I say, close for the weekend. Ken? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man. I say

I said to be back in service in like two days. You did serious, huh? Oh, yeah, for real. Bro, anybody that's ever met me, you can tell you. Right. I didn't bother nobody. Right, right. I didn't let people bully

like if somebody was like, you know, was slow. I ain't let people pick on them because I hate a mofo that pray on the week. Right, right, right. But, bro, you're not, hey, you're not you're not for to you're not for to punk me yeah but we're gonna fight we're gonna fight every day till i get a victory okay that's what that's exactly what i was gonna ask you that that's that that's that that model that's that old mentality back in the day you know you go home you lose the fight

your mama asks you lose the fight where if you lost me now you take your air back round and you keep on fighting until you win and don't come back until you do i was just gonna ask you what you had to do if you got to deal with him and see him every day and he want to keep on fighting oh well they're gonna have the league cause we're gonna fight every day yeah i like that i like i like My grandfather told my brother now, he said, boy, I don't send y'all to school two fight. Right. But one of the other better not come home and say, you lost one. Hmm.

I like that. And I told them, I said, look here, Mary Porter, I ain't take, I'd say, Mary Porter didn't send me to Savannah State to take no ass cut. Not one. I didn't go for, I didn't bother nobody, but I didn't let nobody bother me. I remember, you know how, frats, fraternities, when guys are pledging. You know, they come beg for money so they can get the big brother some food. Right.

And so I had already told them and say, man, look at man, I'm down here studying. Don't come back down here knocking on these doors because I'm studying. Sure enough. Dude, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. It wasn't even my door

because they already knew that I'm no F with me. Right, right. It was my neighbor's door. Hey, man, hey, can you, can you, can you spare $50? Can you spare a dollar, a big brother such and such a need? something. I got my homeboy, Mike Wallace,

Mike Wallace, and I got my other homeboy. His homeboy from Effingham, his name was, Steve Gerdo, called him Skibeau. I said, Skibeau, put your shoes on. Y'all come go with me. I went down there to, I went down there to Bostic Hall. We stayed to Apollies, we stayed in Peacock. They stayed in Bostic. I went down there. I said, look here, bro. I say, I had already told them, I didn't

want to come down here, but I told them not to come back down there asking for no money. Ain't nobody got no money. And I'm down there studying and y'all banging, y'all knocking on these doors, y'all sending these down there knocking on them doors. And I ain't, and, hey, I don't like that. I said, tell you what, if they

come back down there on that second floor, I say, either everybody in here going to have to whip me or I'm going to whip y'all. And I say, I'm going to tell you, like this here. Mary Porter did not send me to Savannah State to take no ass cut. I say, now don't, I say, now y'all try it. I say try.

I say play hoo-ha and get screwed. You got to finish the story. What happened when y'all went down there to go fight? I went down there to the room, to the big brother's room. Yeah. And I basically told them, I said, bro, if they come back down there on that second floor. Yeah. As a matter of fact, if they come back down on the first floor,

and I didn't even stay on the first floor, do not send them back down to peacock asking for money. Or y'all going to have to whip me. And ain't now one of y'all in here. ain't now two of y'all in here, three of y'all in here could whip Shannon Sharp. Whoa, but you know, you got to take on the Sigma now.

If you take on the sigmas, you can't beat a whole fraternity now. I don't know. I don't know how it was at any other school. Right. But when nobody trying to see our football team. Okay. No.

I saved a lot of, I saved a lot of basketball players, a lot of everybody. Right. They didn't want to see us like that. Right. They didn't want to see us like that. Okay.

No. The only, the only, I was the peacekeeper. Right. When things popped off like guys came from the city. Because look, I was the guy that everybody knew. Right. I was out in the city. You know what I said?

Oh, you know what I said. You know what I said. You know, I got a 300 Z. My brother bought me a Mercedes. So I'm out in the city at the car wash on the west side. Had a 300 in college? Yeah. Oh, you have money.

Bro. You had an NIH deal? No, I had a brother in the NFL deal. Oh, okay. I had a brother that had an NFL deal. That was better than the NIL deal. Right, right, right. So that was my thing, you know, so everything, Ocho, I was the guy that when guys went out on Friday, Saturday night, they brought me their jewelry, they bought me their money.

Right. Because they know I was going to be in. I'm looking at GQ. I'm looking at that. I'm just thinking about what I'm going to do. Come Sunday. Hey, Shaw, did I drop my jewelry off? Yeah, there it is up there.

Hey, man, did I leave money here? Yeah, there it is up there. So guys trusted me. They knew I was divorced a reason. But, bro, I came down there. I came down to get two things from Savannah State. Get my degree and go play in the NFL. And anybody that tried to inhibit and fringe on that,

they're going to have to see me, Ocho. I like that. They were going to have to see me. Hey, Ocho, you got to understand. Now, I'm, like I said, my grandma didn't send me down the fight, but I wouldn't have no problem. Right. I wouldn't have no problem.

But, you know, I kept my teammates, you know, my teammates, they start, bro, hey, come on, hey, come on, we ain't trying to do that. And we had a fighter, we were about to be a fight on, I was in my room. I never forget, I was in my room. And dude came in, you know,

we had them steal those metal doors. Sharp, sharp, Bobby Brown about to get jumped. I back up quarterback, his name was Johnny Jeffrey, but we called him Bobby Brown. When he first got to, he had that shag like Bobby Brown. Right, right.

And so Bobby Brown about to get jumped. So I just thought, so, hey, I round up. I say, hey, that's right. So, hey, I ain't, I ain't, I kicked the door. Boom. Door was flowed up and I run down there. What's going on? And I see it's a dude that I played high school ball against.

Right. And so he, they bought the junk a couple of the football players. I say, oh, whoa, whoa, what's going on? Man, that motho hit me in my eye. I said, what's going on? So he explained, man, we got the fighting, and I ain't know who it was. So, man, you know it's a fight. It's dark.

People swinging. Right. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I explained it to him. I said, bro, check this out. I said, bro, I know you, you know me. We play ball against each other.

I say, you don't even go to school here. I say, but when you come in the cafeteria, we get you food. I say, you come in the student center. We do stuff. We let you go. We let you hang in the dorm like you want to. us. Right.

You think that man wanted to fight you after you been in our presence? Right. Do it on the football team. That's one thing about them some Vanderbores. They always talk about my homeboy, my homeboy. Right. So he's on the football team. He's talking about, man, that's messed up.

That's my homeboy. So I turn around. I say, because here's the problem. I say, now, that might be your homeboy. Right. But you know, if you side with your homeboy, ain't no coming back here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever.

You got to pick your side, baby. Pick your house. And my thing is, I'm trying to keep the peace, Ocho, because guess why? I'm the one that everybody knows

in the city. I'm the one that's going to the barbershop on the west side. I'm the one at the car wash. So I'm the one that's in the most danger. Right.

But at the end of the day, I'm a ride with the team. Oh yeah. Most definitely. I'm riding with the team. You got to. So cooler heads prevail. And, you know,

we worked it out. He still came around, I said, bro, hey, man, you know we, hey, you know me. Right. I vouch for him. He didn't know it was you. I'm vouching for you. We good.

We kept the peace. That's a good thing. It's not football related, but since you talk about stories and colleges, I did get in trouble. You know, it's a, listen, I don't want to say, I'm not ashamed to say it, but I did, did get in, I went to Lankton University, Oklahoma. No, that's where everything started out for me. Lanks University, Oklahoma, Dr. Ernest Holloway was the president. I never forget. Dr. Ernest Holloway.

The head coach at Lank's University at the time was Coach Johnson. I can't remember Coach Johnson's first name. I remember the quarterback's name was Waylon Jones. Backup quarterback name was K Money. I'd never forget. First time being Oklahoma, those are the people that can remember off the top of my head. I get some type of financial aid, and I know I lock it.

I know I put it in my room. I know I put it in my dress before. There's only nobody has access to my room except one person, and that's my roommate at the time. Oh, man. I never forget. Listen, it wasn't a lot of money, so it might not have been financial aid. It might have been. But it was yours.

It was mine. It's the principal. It might have been $120. I ain't going to sit here in life. It might have been $120. But, you know, $120, when you're in college and you ain't really got no money. That's a thousand. Man, that's a lot of money, man.

He is. Listen, I came in the room, man. I never forget. I had pancakes. I had pancake from the cafeteria, and I had the oranges. I came in the room and started eating. I opened it and drove.

My money was gone. So you asked where your money? So the one person I know, nobody has access to these rooms. Nobody has access to these rooms. So I called my homeboy. I'd never forget. I have no idea if he's still living.

Big Steve, if you see this, Big Steve was from the Bay Area. Okay. Big Steve, if you see this, baby, I love you. I appreciate you to this day. Me and Big Steve got into it. I said, Steve, man, my money's not here, man. My money's missing.

What, what's up? Man, I ain't got nothing to do with that, man. You know, Big Steve, being from the Bay Area and where he's from, you weren't really going to question him, you know, based on principle by them not having him. But listen, bro, nobody else had access to this room. So you had to be, so boom, you already know what time of there. We go at it. We're going at it.

You know, Big Steve was a play, I think you might have played D-Line or O-Line, maybe linebacker, linebacker. So we're going at it in the room. I get in trouble because I had a ring. I had a ring I was wearing on my finger at the time that I think I had from a grandfather and it cut a gas in Big Steve and Big Steve face. Oh, forehead. So Dr. Ernest Holloway, I go down to the office.

man, and I never forget, man. They expelled me out of school. What? Yeah, they expelled me out of lay. I never forget, Dr. Ernest Holloway, rest in peace. They expelled me out of school from Langst University. I went back home to my grandma. My grandma said, baby, listen, I've done all I can.

I've done all I can with you. I wash my hands. Oh, man, that broke your heart. I washed my hands. And that's how I ended up in L.A. what my mama was at Santa Monica College with Steve Smith, now senior, back in 1997

because I got thrown out of Lansing and they never gave me a second chance. They never gave me a second chance. You believe he got your money to this day, don't you? I think you do. So Big Steve, if you see this, maybe it's been a long time. It's been, I don't know, what, 30-some years.

It'd be good to connect, man. We got social media. You know how to reach you, man. If you see this, I love you. I don't even think I had a chance to apologize. So if you see this, man, holl that's your boy, man. I mean, if you want to go at it again,

we can go at it again, and I'll shoot you a fair one. Before we get to the moment that you've been waiting for, we see all these jokes coming in the comments. Please click the subscribe button. Yeah. Get the subscription button to make sure you alerted

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I was at Undisputed for seven years. And for the most part, I had the same lady, ladies, every day, at least three days a week. It was one and then two days a week it was another one. But for the most part, I only had two or three women to work on me for the entirety. Since I got to ESPN, they're on a rotation. So I might get one, a different one. So, but for the most part, it's been different people working on me a Monday's and Tuesday. Final problem.

Yeah. Today, this was a totally different lady. Yeah. And she added some makeup that I don't normally, that's, that I don't normally wear. Right. And it may, and I'm a dark skinned fella.

Okay, make a long story short, I'm black. It ain't no dark skin, I'm black. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll leave fingerprints on charcoal. So, but you get what I'm saying. You get what I'm saying, Ocho. Yeah, I'm with you.

And so she, she, uh, put on a little heavy. and my producer She put on a little heavy Little heavy, little heavy, little heavy, little heavy Give it you a man, you be gay I'd be there. Okay, but you know when they say your boy would be casket clean?

I mean literally, right. She had your boy like he was in the casket. Yeah. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It's okay, it's okay, you know what I'm saying? When they say casket clean, she took it to a little interpretation. But that's okay, Ojo.

That's quite all right. And so, my producer is, you know, I look, I always look, my producers there, my creative guy that gets footage behind and my producer, Ash, and she's looking at me, she's like, like, I need to talk to you. Right, right. Talk to me about what? What you want to talk about?

I mean, you know what you want to talk about. So during the break, I come, I motion to her to come on. And so she come and she got a phone up. I was like, she's like, you're trending. I was like, what I say? I didn't curse. I didn't use them. Right, right, right.

Make up. Yeah. I said, I said, Ash, remember we within the dressing room? I said, Ash, this makeup too thick. Yeah. She was, I mean, she's so locked in for what she's got to do because she's got to make sure that I'm on point. All my stats, everything is on point. Right.

So she really didn't, she really didn't look up. Right. And I was trending. And so. Yeah, yes, you were. Yes, you were. And so what I did is, look, look, I appreciate everybody. I appreciate everybody.

concerned about the makeup. It was the lady's first time doing me. But at the end of the day, okay, the makeup was a little heavy, but what about them takes? What them takes still fresh? Yeah.

What them takes still on point? Listen, them takes was on point. Them takes was on point. Everything you said was up the par, but them jokes is going to fly. The jokes was going flat. Listen, I saw the jokes about you looking like Medea,

Joanna man. Yeah. They had me looking like Randy Jackson. They had me like Chappelle. Boy, they had, they're all lost. They're, they killing me today. Hey, wait a minute. This is what you did.

Did you see the one? Did you see the one with the, remember in church when you was a little kid? And they got the fan of the church, they had your fan. Like, let's go on celebration. Boy, hey, listen, I was. They were on your boy hard. I was on the flow dive. This is another thing.

This is one of the thing. This is what I do know, I do make. I do makeup. I do makeup. It's a side job for me in a way that I save money when it comes to the women that I've dated throughout my life throughout my career in general. So my missus, I do her makeup. My kids, when they have to go somewhere, I do their makeup.

When it comes to doing makeup, the better makeup artist, you have to be, you have to understand the texture in the people's skin tone that you're doing. You have to be able to blend and do things really well. I call it having that you got to have the hand and the touch of God. If you don't have it, you should be sticking to what you know. When I saw it, I said the first thing, like, nah, was somebody a little too heavy over there. Somebody had a hand that was working on.

They had your boy like Jermaine Jackson. You know, Jamein Jackson, would he be having them Jackson's anniversary? The reunions? Man, listen, I tell you, boy, you look like Prince Hakein from goddamn coming to a circle. It's like, she took a butter knife and spread that thing on your face. I don't know it. Baby. That thing was big.

I was like, hey, if she got frosted on your boy? You're born without that kind of bad today You're born without that kind of bad today I ain't gonna even lie Listen but for your part The takes you had was good The takes was you The takes is where it needed to be

But them jokes was gonna fly And they was flying today And you know I'm a mean So now they mean me anything I mean I can barely do anything And once she showed me that All I did I just drop her hair Like man I'm about to be

I'm about to be like another 50 memes It's cool but you look You look just like the deacon though It's like Deacon. Diggin in the church. But, Andrew, yeah,

but look, you're a team player, look, I know here's the thing about social media. Social media would like for you to think

that everybody's perfect. They like you to think that their life is perfect. They've made, oh, she should be fired. That was the first time,

she'll be the last time. Just think, just think if every day, if you went on the job and the first mistake you made, they fired you. It wasn't that egregious.

It was the makeup. And the honest mistake at that. You got to understand the skin tone and the texture in what you do. And maybe she just doesn't have that experience with the exotic complexion that you have. And with the lighting, me being darker skin. And it enhances, it magnifies. Yeah. Man, she had my lips like I've been pulling on a tailpipe.

man, I like, God, I looked at, I lay, well, damn, hold on. I don't smoke the miles like that no more. I say, you know, I don't win got my lips bleached and everything because I know I'm going to be on TV, Ocho. I said, man, I got my lips like I've been smoking on the tailpipe. And I'm blowing exhausts. I don't live. I'm like, come on, man.

But I do they're going to get me, Ocho. I say, I know they're going to get me. I said, they're going to kill me. They're going to get me. This is, this is why, this is, See, this is the perfect example of why I told you, you got your foot in the dough. You got your foot in the dough.

Get your boy on the show with you. This is what friends is for. Because if it was me, I wouldn't even let the show start with that shit on your face. I wouldn't have let the show. Hey, listen, Stephen A. know he saw that shit. He know he saw that shit,

and they should have the little bit, gave you a goddamn baby wipe, let you wipe that off, and just tell them put some anti-shine on your, and a little bit of powder and then start the show. See, if it was me, I wouldn't let that shit go down. But you don't want to help, you don't want to help a brother out and putting you on the show.

Ocho, let your boy get in. Let me get, let me get in, Ocho. You don't have been on eight goddamn shows. You don't have been on eight shows, man. I'm counting. I'm counting. I can tell you what you talked about every show. Ocho, the thing is, see, I don't got in good.

They let your boy host a couple of shows. Let your boy get a couple of them. Let your boy get a couple of them. hosting gigs and then the guy that's coming to the stage is my partner on nightcap right Mr. Chan Ocho, Cinco,

Sinko, Johnson, you know. So you don't let you, boy, let you walk in it. Hey, listen, let me get it. Right now, all I got is a foot in the door. Right, no, no, no, no, no. Right now, I'm trying to turn it sideways because they're trying to close the door in the door. People that got a foot in the dough, they don't get the host nothing. People that got a foot in the dough, they don't

when you got two feet in the door and you don't close the door behind you, that's when they get the opportunity. See what happened. Steve and A had the flu and they asked me, could I fill in for it? Well, listen, I can text Steve and A

and tell him to be sick again. I can tell him to be sick again. All I need is the opportunity. Sometimes that's a... I don't want Steve. I don't want Steve Day to be sick again, but I appreciate the opportunity because I'm sure he said

Shannon could do a good job. I'm glad that the higher-ups, Jimmy Patero, Burke Magnus, Dave Roberts, I'm glad that they gave, they believed in me that I could do the job. So a lot of people have to have faith in you to be

able to get this opportunity. And so it was my job to go out there and it's like, okay, y'all believe in me, y'all give me this opportunity. Let me show you. Now, they give me a couple more opportunity than I would say, you know, I need an, you know, I need an Ocho on here, one of the old segments. I know, I know Jimmy and Dave and Bartholomew or whatever.

I don't know they know they're going to see this. I know they're going to see this. And all I need is the opportunity. Because anytime I've got an opportunity, I've taken it and I've run with it, because I can do, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can do it too. All I need, just put me in front of the camera. That's all I have. But the last time you ran that fast, you had some baked beans and nine liters in your pocket and you didn't pay for them. You trying to say I stole? I just said you barred it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with, I'm with you when you're right. Do they still sell nine laders? Yeah, we still sell nine later's. Yeah. And,

Listen, I know as people in here watching from home in Miami, 38th Street. 38th Street, you get now-laden to pickle eggs, you get moon pies. Yeah. Oh, I love the moon pies. I love the moon pies. See them now later, that sour apple, they had great, they had banana. I do like that chocolate. Remember that chocolate?

They come like three. I think they came like three, maybe was it three in a pack or five in a pack? It was like three, five in a pack. I think it's three. I think it's three. You know, they had the big ones. They had the big ones. Then they came out the little minis.

Yeah. Remember they came out with the little mini now later? Yeah, yeah. They were good old fan back of the day. I remember them. Yeah, I bet you remember. Give me a Chico stick. Give me a Chico stick and some vying the sausages.

What you know about Chico sticks, man? Yeah, I don't get them chico's. But see, let me tell you my favorite meal. See, I get the more truck driver steak. The more honey buns. Yeah. I get me a Coca-Cola, a honey bun and some vina sausages. Man.

Be a fifth-boy king. Hold on. Y'all ain't had no, y'all ain't had no, ice cream trucks. Were you from, though? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You get the jungle juice. You know what the jungle juice is? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Two pickled eggs and hot sausage. Then, boom, you go to somebody's house. You jump somebody's, get the mangoes, take the mangoes, chop it up, chop of the mangoes, salt and vinegar in the bag with the juice, cut the mangoes up, put them in the bag, mix that thing up, shake it up. What do you know about that? You know, something had mangoes with you from?

No, man, I'm from rural South George. There ain't no damn mango tree going to there. We had feed trees, we had pear trees, we had grapes, we had blackberries, we had hunker berries. Yeah, we had stuff like that. Okay, I got one. I got one for you. What about sea grapes?

You ever had sea grapes? Like on the way to school, we used to stop. On the way to school, you know, I went to beach high on South Beach. On the way to school, me and my granddad, I'd never forget, man, rest in peace, baby. We should stop. Man, you're from Miami and never sold a beach until you was 20. Who?

You? Well, hey, listen, my grandma ain't played at. My grandma ain't played that. Listen, it's a funny thing. I'm glad you just mentioned that. My grandma taught in the Day County Public School system for 43 years. 43 years. So she taught at Nautilus on South Beach.

So when it was time for me to go to school, where do you think she made me go to school? It was starting from kindergarten. So she can keep an eye on you. That was her favorite words. Listen, I went to Temple Best Shalom for kindergarten. Temple Best Shalom. Like, I'm, I used to, I forgot with my Jew.

I forgot, you know what, I'm going to stay off of that, especially during the time, the climate we're in right now. But anyway, we stay out there. I see what y'all doing out there. They're trying to get casket clean trending right now, Ocho. You see what they're trying to do? They try to do your boy dirty boy. They boy, they're dirty on you.

But you back on there tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, well, you good. If you're back on the tomorrow, you get the makeup, you get the makeup for whatever they're talking about today. They can't say nothing about it. I don't know. I might, I might have to go.

Hey, you know how the women, you know, Hollywood and entertainers, been going without makeup. I saw Cardi B and I saw some of these other entertainers going, this is what I looked like with no makeup. Right. Boy, might have to go out there, you know, with no makeup tomorrow. You can. Matter of fact, you can do that.

I know, I look good anyway. I'm a handsome fellow. Oh, talk your shit. What? Alicia Keys, did it? Look at that, look at that old show. Yeah. You see that right there?

Yeah. Boy, you've been in the gym, huh? Oh, what? Yeah. I am. I like it. Hey. Y'all film in L.A.

tomorrow? Yeah. What time? Stephen A. I here with me in L.A. Okay. What time? Seven.

Oh, shit. You know, I can make it there if you need a little help. No, I'm waiting on Stephen Nade. I'm waiting on Stephen N. Hey, bro, I want you to host this thing again. And then, you know, let me get, let me get like, let me get like three or four hosting gigs on my belt. And then I'm going to put the word in.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Why can't be on the show with Stephen A. too? look here see there you can see I don't think you understand how this thing work I understand how it worked I'm trying to see where Stephen A

making me a part of what y'all got going on Stephen A requested me he went to his boss and said if it's possible I would like to have Shannon now it's your decision is you guys is Bob Iger who's the head of Disney

Jimmy Patero Burk Magnus Dave Roberts. It's all those guys, it's their decision. He said, but I would like to have him on the show. That's Stephen A's show. Right. Nothing goes or comes without Stephen A's blessing.

Right. How you won't meet that all of a sudden think I have that kind of unprecedented power, unprecedented control, that I can just bring you on. Wait a minute. Did you just say Bob Iger, the head of Disney? Yes. Man, that's my boy.

Well, you need to call him and tell him to get your ass on this. And me and Bob. You need me. Man, me and Bob, we be smoking cigar. I know Bob. Okay. So Bob is who I need to go through? That's who you need to go through.

Man, me and Bob go way back, man. I had no idea. Bob was in that position of power like that. Yeah. He is. He didn't even tell me that. He didn't even tell me that. We just be smoking cigar, chilling.

Oh, well. Yeah. I know I'm going to be a dog, man. That's what you need to talk to. That's what you need to talk to. It, we always got to go to somebody else. Yes. A lift in hand because you don't want to help.

me out. But I know Bob, I know Bob going to let me out. Hold on, you do realize, like you're actually talking right, right now, right? Yeah. So how did this come about?

Oh, yeah, yeah. And you threw your boy your bone. Yeah. Hey, like, like I tell my rich friend, like I tell my rich friend,

I tell you, man, listen, throw something on the flow for me. I'm going to pick it up. Damn. Put something on the flow for me. I'm going to pick it up. I'm going to make sure I'll take care of it now. Hey, I'm going to give something

It's whether or not you eat or not I mean, hey, now if you don't, hey, if you ain't hungry and don't eat, that ain't got nothing to do with me, but I give people opportunity. Right, right. Because I believe in them. Now, if you F that opportunity up, I'm not

going to say that you can't eat no more. You just can't eat on my plate. Listen, I, listen, I appreciate the opportunity because of the opportunity you gave me, right? Because of the opportunity you gave me. I don't went west to create a mess. And I'm coming back east to spend my grease.

That's what it's going to do? Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to tell you again, I met you out west to create a mess, and I came back east, and I'm going to spin my grease. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to want you to bring some to the table and say, you know what?

I got an idea. Okay, I got an idea. What do you think about this? Oh, hey, I got a lot of ideas, now. I got a lot of ideas, but I want to make sure we're going in the right direction. I want to make sure we flowing, you know, in the direction we need to be flowing before I even bring you at our... Ocho, you know what? We just hit 50,000 subscribers and we only had the channel available for a week.

Wait, we got... And we already... Yeah. So I want to... 50,000? I want to say thank you from... And Ocho, from the bottom of our heart, for everybody that has clicked that subscribe button. 50,000 in a week.

we go in places, Ocho. About 15 minutes, I'm going to go upstairs and go to sleep. I don't know what you're going after that. What, 50,000, boy. 50,000. But I don't even know 50,000 people for you. Well, you got me getting emotional, bro. I don't even, I don't even know 50,

that's what you get for, Ocho, that's what you get. We're going to get one of these for 100,000, Ocho. Yeah. You see that? Yeah. We might get one of them. We're going to buy one to get one for 100,000. Now, we get really big with us.

Damn, I'm emotional. 50,000? Ocho. Yeah. We get really big. Look at there. Yeah, I need that. Because I ain't,

I ain't never won nothing in life. I ain't never won nothing in life. Oh, you, you hit the lottery. Yeah. You know, hey, my oldest daughter, my oldest daughter, my kids don't even play the lottery no, you know why, Ocho? Why?

They say, Daddy, you're the lottery ticket. We don't play the lottery? Yeah, well, you got me crap. Oh, Joe, we go out play. We do it, Dave, Ocho. we're doing to be. But 50,000, that's how much it mean to me.

You got me crying. I don't even cry. I ain't cry. That big rough-d-ass crying, no joke. Damn, 50,000, what? Man, you're looking like Tyrese up there crying. I thought that would Tri-Ree's crying. I just, it means a lot.

It means a lot of me. 50,000 people. There's a lot of people. I don't think you understand. Like, you know why I come from, so you don't know what this mean to me, man, you gave me an opportunity and an opportunity, and then we got 50,000 a week.

This man just told me a month ago, He ain't got no tear ducks. Oh. He ain't got no tear d'all. That's what you just told me. Hey, if it's a lie, you told it. Hey, everybody that's on live. How many people got on live, man?

We got 13,000 people on. I want y'all to jump in the comment and tell me did I miss here or did I miss quote Ocho when he said he ain't got no tear duct? Hey, this is, this is a moment for me. We need to, we need to. We're up here crying like Shire broke up with him. Yeah. I think that's a, I think that's an underlying.

I think she doesn't told you unless. unless you sign that pre-nup, she's going to dip. And you're trying to mask it. I'm just feeling good. You don't understand what you? So we've been on the show for a week. Listen to me now. Listen to me now.

Stay with me. No, we've been on the show for a while, but we just had the channel. We just started the channel. I'm just saying, but the fact that we had the channel for a week and we got 50,000 people now. 50,000 in a week. So that means it's 8 billion people in the world.

So if my math stands corrected, if it's 8 being people in the world and we got 50,000 within a week, That means in 792 weeks, we'll have half the world subscribed our channel. If we get, our goal is to try to, we're trying to get to, we're trying to get to 100,000 in the next week. Right. And then, then we do a quarter of a million, half a million and a million. Right.

We can get to a, we can get to a million in a year. We're doing it, Ocho. Listen, we're going to get to a million before that because these tears are, tears of happiness and joy. I can't bleed this. Damn. I feel good. Yeah, you're going to be a meme.

Hey, y'all meme, Ocho. Y'all meme, Ocho. There's nothing to mean me about. This was a good moment for me. Okay. This is to show you how happy and appreciative I am and how much this show means to me. This is how much it means to me.

So people laughing at that, they shouldn't laugh at that. There's nothing to laugh about. And then I know today, today my girl birthday too. So on top of that. What you get her? What you get, Ocho? What you get it?

We got a five. Hey, Ocho, you cried in five minutes got us another thousand followers. For real? Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I'm- You got the more tears in there? Yeah, I'm also asked.

I just wanted to show you I could cry on Q for any, any producers. Oh, so you were acting now, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just had to show you. I did I could cry on Q. All they had to do was, all that had to do was think of something really sad and I can cry on Q, but that was a great moment. That was a great

moment for us. That was a great moment. Yes. Oh, we're going to do it. I told. Oh, look. Go ahead. You want me tell you what I got on? What you got? Let me show you? Where do you stuff at, baby? Oh, she left in the car. Hey, so check me out, right. How you got to the car? I mean, what? I mean,

she leaving the car. We in Philly. We're in Philly. Oh, okay. Okay. Remember, I got to do inside the NFL tomorrow. Right, right, right, right, right. If you wanted to be on that, I could just Bring your own. I ain't got to work to my foot in the dough. I'm just saying, see the difference? If you want to come on, I can have you on that.

Bro, you don't think I got enough jobs? Huh? You don't think I got enough jobs? I mean, well, I would like to have that problem, too. Yeah, I mean, I got, I got, let me, let me tell you, speaking of John, let me tell you, I work here. Yes. I work with you.

I do inside the NFL, right? Yeah. I am the general manager at the Piccadillies in Miami. Right. Right. I work with Madden. I do the ratings. I do the ratings.

So that's four jobs. Right. Five. I do her hair, makeup, massages, manicures, nails. I do an eyebrow. Who do your hair? Huh? Who do your hair?

Andes, and this clippers. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got the edge of that thing. Yeah. Yeah.

So I'm just trying to diversify my portfolio and just trying to extend. And I just need your help. I just need a. But now that I know I can go to Bob, you know, I know me and Bob. like this. Me and Bob like this. Go to him. He definitely can help you.

Damn. I don't know if you saw this. There was a reporter in South Carolina. He went to the state fair. Yeah. And he was trying this, I guess it's a hot dog, a Polish dog or something.

Right. And he got to chewing on it, and you could tell because there wasn't no swallowing. And he ended up putting it in one side of his mouth and said, okay, back to you in the studio. What? What's the worst food you?

ever tried? The worst food I ever tried and I would never forget. It was three different. It's three separate occasions. Grandma, baby, rest and peace, I would never forget this. And because of you is the reason I do not.

At the church every Sunday, Grandma forced me to go to church. Every Sunday we go to church, she's at the church. Right. He had the nerve to get them goddamn Oprahs. And I made a mistake being greedy and put my hand in that slimy-ass

ochre and ate at him of a kid. and the ick that I got from the slime and the goo from okra's. Okay for me. Never, never again. And just the thought of it, it makes me sick to my stomach. Zucchini. Zucchini.

I hate, I don't know what it was, what made me bite into whatever salad it was she was eating or whatever it was she was eating that day. Dude. I never had no, I don't like fried okra. I don't like zucchini. And the third thing was squash. I don't like squash either.

And again, it's my grandma not telling me what- I don't like tomatoes either. But me being greedy, biting into something that she has squash in, thought the texture was- What about meat? What about animals? Is there any exotic animals you tried? Any, like-

Animals? Oh, I eat everything. I eat all animals. I don't care what it is. You ever had raccoon? Huh? You ever had raccoon? I caught one before.

No, have you ever eaten it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Possum. No, ain't, ain't no possum. Them niggas dead on plate. What about squirrel?

Huh? Oh, yeah. What about squirrel? I had a little squirrel before. Squirrel tastes like chicken. Turtle? Turtle? Yeah.

I had a little snapper turtle. Yeah. A snapper turtle. Yeah. What else? What else? I had a little kangaroo, a little crocodile.

Yeah. I had an alligator bite. I had an octopus. Yeah. What else? Frog leg? You had frog leg? Oh, yeah, we had a problem.

Yeah, I tried that. What about, hold up, what about chocolate, chocolate ants? You had chocolate ants? No. Never tried that, no. That's a delicacy right there. Chocolate ants? Yeah, that's a delicacy.

I mean, you go to state fairs. That's what you get to try, you know, you get the fried, you get the fried butter, you get the fried snickers, the fried orio, the fried cake, you get some of fried everything. But there's a delicacy down in the South. Right. And people, when I told, when I told my teammates about it, they didn't believe it. But I had a coach that was from down south,

and he's like, yeah, it's a delicacy. We're going to bleep this out, but I'm going to say what it is. We're going to bleep this out later. Go ahead and say it. Go ahead and say it. And onions. Nigger what? Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's the down south. Yeah, there people eat that. Wait, that's, I understand that might be the word, but for better context, what is it really, what is you really eat? It's the, if the, the unit that a male cow, The bull. Right. When he's deceased.

Right. They cut it out. Right. They stew it down an onion and they eat it. Hmm. Like Rocky Mountain Northwestern. Like cow testicles. Right.

I've had turkey testicles. So, Chitlins, basically. When I was a kid, Chilin's hog mall, hog mall, hog head, bigger, pig tail. Big feet? Big feet. I love pig feet. I love pig tail.

else. That's, that's, yeah, that, uh, you know, hoghead cheese, you know, the pig tail, you know, you put pig tails in green. Yeah. You put turkinax in green. Yeah. Yeah. You know, on the, on the chicken, you eat every, every part of the chicken except the first and the last part to get over the fence. You eat everything but the beak in the butt. The first part that crossed the fence and the last part, you lead out. But, but, but I didn't know until I got to college that you could buy individual chicken parts. Yeah. Because my grandmother always bought the entire chicken because it was cheaper and cut it up. So I didn't know you could get all drumsticks.

You could get all short thighs. You can get all wings. You can get all breasts. I remember going to gross. I'm like, you could. I'm like, no, I went into groceries. I mean, I didn't buy anything in college.

I was probably in the NFL when I was out on my own. And I'm in the grocery store and I'm looking. I'm like, you mean to tell me you can get like all drumsticks? You can get all? I never, I never knew that. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't need some. I'll tell you this, this is what I tell people.

I ate a lot of things when I was growing up to let me know what I didn't want to eat as an adult. I like that. That's a good one. It's kind of like a job. I had a lot of jobs. I caught chickens, cropped tobacco, clipped onions, loaded tomatoes, bailed hay, loaded watermelon, pull peanuts,

full sweet potatoes. I dug sweet potatoes. I did all of that. I just knew I didn't want to do none of those jobs as an adult. because they were backbreaking as a kid. Now think about it. Now, you got to understand, I've been working in the field

since I was about six years old. Oh, yeah. Was in the field? Yes. God damn, Jack. Come on, Jango. Ocho. Ocho.

People, look here. We worked in the fields from Cain to Cain. And you mean Cain to Cain. That means when you went to work, you can't see, and when you get off, you can't see. We worked 10, 12 hours a day,

come home, take a shower, get, well, go catch chickens. So we called chickens from nine till about one in the morning. We got a dollar of thousand. So it was about me and about six of my cousins. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You got a dollar a thousand chickens? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what you got. You got a dollar a thousand. That ain't going to work. So the most we would catch, we would like the C team. So my uncle ran the C team. So we'd only catch the most chickens we would catch with 16,000.

Right. But they had the A and the B. team, they would catch 40, 50,000 on the night. What? Yeah. Where did they have all them chickens come from? In the chicken house. Okay. So you go in, you go in and once it get dark. So my uncle would pick us up

at about 9, 30, 10 o'clock. We normally have to go at least sometimes 30 as close as 30 minutes, but sometimes it's about an hour away. You go in, you open the back and you put a flashlight up because you've got to realize chickens they huddle together. Right. So you've turned the flashlight up and you

go in, three in one hand, three in the other. So we go in that thing, we'd be hype. It was me, my brother, my cousin, Lanny, Arnale, Eugene, had another cousin like Robbie and some other, some other. So it's about probably about eight to nine of us.

Right. Because we had like four, we had four or five catchers. We had two stackers and a taker. So you go out of that thing, we come in that thing, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, birds, birds. Everybody hauling birds. We get them things done about three hours.

We're up out of them. Made $16. Just like that. And I had made $5 earlier today working in the field. So that's $21. Made me a good little grip. And I did it when I was in school from the 4th to the 8th grade. I called Chigga that night and went to school as a 8, 9, 10,

lem, 12-year-old. Yeah. Run tell that. I like that. So when people talk about, when people are, oh, Shedda, you don't know what it's like to work hard. All you had a silver spoon, bro, you don't know nothing. Man, listen.

I tell my kids all the time, the life that you are able to live, you don't know what I had to go through where I come from. I look at. I walk uphill to school both ways. I walk uphill to school both ways so you could do what you're doing right now. So you put the phone, so you can pick up the phone and call me and know I'm going to tell you yeah, every time. you don't know what I had to do.

Ocho, but I really did have to walk a mile to catch the school bus. Wait, I had to catch the bus too. Listen, I caught the bus, the beach high. I caught the 7th on 10th Avenue. I got off, caught the L, all the way to school and had to walk. I had to do that.

I ain't had no car. No. But see, the school bus, but I was the only one. You know by the gym? The school bus didn't come to school, like when like my brother and my sister, all of them was on there. we had other people, the school bus would come by the house.

Right. But at that point in time, I was the only one. The school bus didn't come by the house. Okay. So I had to walk to the end of the road. So if it was, you know, if it's raining, it didn't matter. Right. Yeah.

I just remember thinking to myself, I was like, I know damn well. Ain't no other kid my age. I mean, working as hard as I. I mean, they might be like some third world country. Right, right, right. Sure, because I see these kids working out. I was like, ain't no way. A kid working 10, 12 hours.

the fields and going to cash chickens at a dollar a thousand. I ain't work in the field. You remember, you ever heard of the Jitney? I used to use the Jitney to get to him from where I got to go. You ever heard of Jitney? Now, the Jinnies Service is legendary in Miami. I'm sure some people in the chat from the crib, they know what I'm talking about. But listen, the way I used to make my money was with my grandma.

Obviously, my chores. You had to do your chores. Oh, yeah. Cutting the grass. Yes. Mopping. Yeah. And cleaning the garage, just pulling the weeds.

That's pulling the weeds. I made money. Yeah. That's, listen. Because I would wash, because see, I would wash the dishes. What about watching the car?

So my sister. Oh, yeah. My grandfather said, I was too little because he gave me a quarter to wash the tires. So I got a dollar for washing the tires. He let my brother wash it. Man. So,

oh, Joe, check this out. My grandfather said, okay, boys, I'm going to pay y'all to go wash the car, watch his truck. So me and my brother go out there. We get some thing.

You know, I'm doing the tires. My brother wash it. we go in the house, Papa, we're done. He come outside and look at it. True story, ask my brother. He looked at me and my brother,

he said, you know what? He said, anything is better than nothing, but you two fellas real close to nothing. My brother looked at that big. I looked at here by nothing, huh? So that's where I get that, that's where I get that saying from. He told us,

anything is better than nothing, but you two fellas real close to nothing. Y'all didn't wash it. Did y'all wash it? We did the best we could. You got to understand. Oh, Joe. I'm six, my brother, nine. I mean, what the hell you thought he was going to get? You thought he was going to the car watch down the street? What did you expect? What kind of car detail

and you thought you were going to get for $2? You paid $2, you got a $2 car watch. What the hell? And we had one of the little swipper booth, you know, the little brood about this big, switch room that you had so we had no vacuum with the small handle on it yeah that's what we had to sweep by the truck with

I remember those so that's crazy that's some good memory I'll tell you what I bet you I don't want Fear Factor I'd win no fear factor I don't want that yeah yeah or survival yeah but see no no see survivor see that's about allegiance that's about getting people to like you and not boat your ass off

see I'll starve your ass off the island because I'll hunt and fish for my dad damn self. And so you will leave because you starving. See, that's that. In a situation like that, I ain't tried to be your friend. I ain't tried to be your teammate. Now, if we really try to survive, right. Okay, yes. But if I'm trying to win a contest, right. No. No. Yeah, I think I can do, I could do a fair fact as well based off what I'm willing to eat and I'll do anything once. You too boogey? Who? Come on, that. It's me. This is me. This is me now. Don't do me like that. I'm the one

flat spirit and the one I'm the one eat McDonald's. Don't do that. Hey, but you got, hey, but sis, I cut up a sister day though. I know you did. But I saw, uh, I saw this video, Spirit Airlines, I might start flying Spirit.

Yeah, you might as well. Check this out. President Trump, President Trump playing. Yeah. And the air traffic controller was in the spirit guy's air. He's like, hold on, we got a BIP. Right. A VIP plane. And the guy on, the, uh, the Pollyford Spirit,

like, what? He's like, so he goes on the runway anyway. Right. He's like, flight 957, where are you going? He said, Orlando, er. And he took off. And he took off.

Bad, that was, I'm like, you know what? I might have the joy over your own spirit. Like, listen, you bet you got to come on. We are we are our own entity. And we don't, we don't bow down. I know. I mean, it calls you 50, it costs you 50, it calls you

$50, all of the fly. and if you fly the plane, they'll give you 25 of it back. I said, oh, no. That's fine. That's fine. We are a cost-sufficient airline, one that allows those to get from point A to point B, just as fast,

but for cheap. What about that, what about, what about that, what about that fair flight that, the pilots didn't show up for seven hours, and they were sitting on, they were sitting waiting on the pilots to come for seven hours. Well, I've seen that happen with American Delta, and I seen that happen.

I ain't seen that. I ain't never happened on a Delta. I got one point five million miles on Delta. There was a strike just not long ago where the pilot's money showing up at all. Well, that's a strike. I mean, but those pilots were supposed to be there. Spirit, spirit, we don't have, we don't have no issues.

We don't have no problems. I tell you what you did. We are the definition of love in the sky. I can't tell you. I know you saw that kangaroo that had that man dog trying to drown that man's dog. Listen, I didn't see so many funny, you think you're, would you fight a kangaroo?

Just be honest. But the thing be swole, man. You'll fight a kangaroo? about my dog? Well, about you, think about what you just, think about what you just, think about what you just asked me. Right. Ask me that again.

You'll fight your dog. You're right. You'll fight a kangaroo. Have you seen the kangaroo? I'll fight, I'll fight a dog. I'll fight anything about my dog. Right. Kangaroo, snake, bear.

Yeah, for sure. All right. So down. You just said bear. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm a shoot the bear. Okay.

You said, we talk about fighting. No, no weapons. involved. But here's the thing. If I'm out in the wilderness, you're probably going to have, now, I mean, I mean, this guy here, I mean, he in the out, I mean, the outback, wherever kangaroos are, I think he's in Australia. He's a, he's a, I guess he teaches, uh, jiu-jitsu. So he's skill, but I saw, I saw one video where the kangaroo had the man dog in the headlock, in the headlock, and that man slapsed. And we swung on him. Yeah. And you see that kangaroo, that came were like, let the dog go, like, hold on. This this motherfucker just slapped me.

He's like, he did. He's sloppy for real. It's some very funny kangaroo videos where they're going at it with people. It was one, a kangaroo and some dude, it was around some bushes. I think it might be his father. They're in there throwing punches.

And I am, I was literally in tears. It's so funny. But reading up, a lot of times, kangaroos will retreat to the water because when they're being chased by dingo, they'll be chased by a pack of dog. So they're going to water to try to get away. Right.

And if a single, yes, they will drown the dog. He was trying to drown the dog because the dog had followed them into the water because he was trying to get away. And so now he's like, I got the advantage on you. And he's like, man, I joke came up by that water. He said, let him go, mate. That King of Rousseau, I ain't going to do it, bro. Say, he came, he came.

He can, he, the bloke came to me. They came to Ruth say, hey, what I'm about to do something, what I'm about to do to you, I don't want no footage of it. He knocked the kangaroo, knocked his phone that in the water. And that was funny. Oh, yeah. But most pet owners, most pet owners, yeah, they would have done the same thing. Listen, that's instinctive.

That's like having a child. Yes. When they have a dog, they have a dog, or even cats, people that are cat lover, the dog lovers, they have been in any time danger. Yes. Present itself. You don't even think twice. You don't even think about it.

You don't even think twice. It don't matter what the situation is. Because I saw the lady, I saw the lady go shove the bear. remember the bear was on the fence. Oh, yeah. Her dog ran out there. Her little Yorkies. Hello, Yorkies.

Oh, man, listen. She showed his ass like that bear. Nothing matters. How are you crazy? Nothing matters depending on circumstance. Nope. Nothing, especially with the dogs. And your kids.

Dogs and your kids? Yeah. Adrenaline is a powerful thing. Oh, yeah. And so when you get that surge, that's why you see people, you hear these stories of women, lifting up a car or men being able to that have superhuman strength because you get that

rush of adrenaline that that that fight or flight mm-hmm anything is possible anything anything anything anything is possible yeah but uh man what tonight I really want to thank you guys tonight for joining us night thank you for clicking the subscribe button that subscribe button is below I'm Shannon Sharp Wait, wait, wait, wait. We can't go yet. I just, I just want people that were able to see the artistry that I do have and the range I have and being able to cry on Q when YouTube, we hear 50,000 subscribers.

You know, I'm sure, I hope Will Packer, you know, maybe Tyler Perry sees. Ryan Coogan. Yeah, Ryan Coogan. And they see, you know, the range that I do have and how I can just, boom, on Q, I just trying to, just go on the opportunity out there so I can debate. I can imagine what's going to happen. when we hit a million. Huh?

I said, I can just imagine what's going to happen when you hit. We hit a million. Listen, if we hit a million follows or we get anything close to a million followers. Oh, we're going to hit it. It's just that the time frame. I won't be able to contain myself. I won't be able to contain myself, and I just want you to bear with me while I allow those emotions to flow. Just just bear with me.

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