The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Sharp or Square - NFL Quarterback Evaluation with Seth Wickersham of ESPN

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

Best-selling author and longtime ESPN writer Seth Wickersham has become an expert on how NFL quarterbacks become elite and how professional teams evaluate the quarterback position. That expertise comes from years hearing it directly from NFL legends like Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, Sean Payton, Steve Young, and others.Today, hosts Chad Millman and Simon Hunter welcome back Seth to discuss his take on the 2026 NFL Draft class of quarterbacks, including Indiana’s Fernando Mendoza, Alabama’s Ty Simpson, and LSU’s Garrett Nussmeier. We also hear about his experiences as an embedded reporter with the Denver Broncos throughout last season's playoff run, which led to some incredible moments involving quarterback Bo Nix. They also tackle "helmet scouting," system quarterbacks, how opposing coaches bait star quarterbacks in big games, and so much more. #Volume -- All Lines courtesy of Hard Rock Bet Subscribe to Sharp or Square for gambling advice, best bets, and predictions from sports betting experts Chad Millman and Simon Hunter. Follow on all platforms: https://www.instagram.com/sharporsquare/ https://x.com/SharporSquare_See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hello, Simon. And also, Samuel to Seth. Chad, how we doing? What's up, Chad? Because we got bestselling author, two-time New York Times best-selling author with a new book coming out in the fall,

a compilation of stories called Beyond That Hill. Seth, I'm glad you're on the show, Sadi Wicker-Sham, because all we do on this, show is have best-selling authors come on and talk about their books. The last two authors we've had on this show have both gone on to have best-selling books. I think it's the launching pad. There's no other way to describe. There's another way to think about it. We continue to be the most literate sports betting podcast in America. Seth, Simon and I have been discussing all things,

NFL draft. And we will continue doing that today with you. Your book from the fall, American Kings, is a primer for anybody who wants to understand not just what makes the quarterback a quarterback, but how quarterback became sort of the cultural touchstone that it is today, truly royalty in the United States, tracing back the history all the way to today. Quarterback will continue to be the most important position in all of sports as long as the NFL is in existence. And so for people who might have missed that show and still have a chance to go by the book, explain to people just how important the quarterback position is and how it evolved into what it is

today. So we can frame a little bit about why Fernando Mendoza going number one is more than just a guy who could save the Raiders. Yeah, well, that book was so much more work than the collection that I have coming beyond that hill. I feel like I should have just titled that one hashing in twice. But, yeah, I mean, the quarterback position, as you know, it's fascinated me, you know, really going back to when I was in high school. And, you know, you and I would throw footballs in the ESPN magazine offices in New York, you know, in between meetings.

And, you know, even then it was important for us to each throw a good spiral. And it's just such a unique job across sports. to not just in America, but globally. Like I, during the course of the book, I was sitting with the Hall of Famer Steve Young, and I asked him, like, what are all the hats you have to wear as the starting quarterback for an NFL team? And he just started rattling them off from field general to Madne Idol to amateur psychologist, to chief cheerleader, breathtaking asshole, spokesperson for a multi-billion dollar organization, all of these things.

And I think he got to 17 hats total. None of them were, oh, by the way, throw the ball through windows that nobody else can see, much less take advantage of while people are diving at your knees. And so how quarterback became so celebrated and achieved such a lofty status in our culture, I thought was fascinating. And then there's also just the nuts and bolts of what does it like to do it? What does it build within you? What does it destroy? And what are the people who do it at the highest level have to contend with for the rest of their life? Because it assumes such a big part of your persona and your identity.

And so those are the things that I was getting at. And as I look at the quarterbacks that are entering this year's draft, I see a bunch of guys who I think in different ways have all embodied all of those characteristics and worn all of those hats in different ways than I think for a lot of drafts. Like I think that usually for a lot of drafts, you have guys who kind of come onto the scene and Jane Daniels, for instance, you know what I mean? Like, you know, like takes over the season like a rocket, wins Heisman Trophy. And, you know, it's really kind of a really breathtakingly fast acclamation.

I think that with Mendoza, it's similar in a lot of ways. but unique for him because of the path that he took there. And so I think that like of all the quarterback's drafts that we've had for a while, I think that the top three names that we talk about for this year are kind of uniquely equipped to be successful in ways that I'm not sure we could say that for other classes.

Give me a little bit of background here on just Mendoza. Like what is it that you see in the intangibles of that bucket list of 17 things, that list of 17 things that Steve Young is talking about, what is it that gets GM's most excited about Mendoza? Well, really all he has to get is one GM excited. Yeah, right. And I think that guy is pretty excited. I think the thing that's most interesting to me about Mendoza is, I think from a basic standpoint,

I love how, I love his size. Like, first of all, I think that, like, Like the size factor and the fact that he's a legit six four is a big differentiator for him and a lot of guys, the top guys in this year's draft. I love that when he's throwing, if you look at some of his best throws, he's throwing with a lot of anticipation. And I think that like that's kind of one of those skill sets. His soon to be boss, Tom Brady, once we were talking about accuracy. And he and he said, you know, the most overlooked aspect of accuracy is, decisiveness. And I thought that was a fascinating answer, but basically he's saying like,

you know, it's like that top gun line, if you think you're dead. And I think that you can see Mendoza getting the ball out with anticipation. And so you can see that he's being decisive and playing with a lot of confidence. And then I think the final thing is just that like his football career wasn't supposed to go this way and easily could have ended. You know what I mean? He's taking an atypical path. And I think that when I look at Mendoza going to the Raiders of all teams and having Tom Brady on board, so much of what Tom Brady is so proud of to this day is the path that he took, the fact that it was a harder and more challenging path than a lot of guys. And within that, one of the things he's always talking about is how lucky he was to have no eyes on him as a rookie.

Like he could make mistakes and be under the radar and the press didn't care. They didn't even really notice him. And the coaches barely noticed him. And, you know, I think that he looks at guys like Peyton Manning and John Elway, Eli Manning to an extent, you know, guys who were drafted first overall came up with a ton of expectation and hype and managed to live up to that because that's a unique challenge. And not every, not every guy can do it. And so I was kind of thinking, like, what's the biographical intersection between Brady and Mendoza?

Because drafting a quarterback first overall is like the opposite of Tom Brady's path. And I think that like, I think that that's where they cross, you know, they intersect. Is that like if they had not been so, you know, mentally tough, so strong-willed, they probably would have had nice college careers and then gone on to the business world. But instead, you know, especially Mendoza just did something epic and legendary

as Chad talks about all the time. And I think that's probably where Brady sees someone like Mendoza and sees a little bit of a reflection of his own experience. I agree more. I definitely think Brady sees a lot of himself. mentally in Mendoza. The question is, can he get there

the NFL career-wise, which is the 5 a.m. to midnight type of days, right? And like, that's why I think Mendoza is so perfect for the Raiders is he seems like he's that kind of guy. Like Tibo, Tibo is going to outwork everyone. Tibo just didn't have

the skill. Mendoza has the skill. He's got the arm throwing motion. He's got the footwork. You know, to me, especially when I talk to scouts, the question is always going to be the number one pick the pressure is just so insane the expectations are so insane i talk to chat all the time the number one pick thing is so tough because it just doesn't work out and the expectation is so tough that like stafford is honestly the only number one pick that's really worked out in the last 15 years like you can go through all these number one picks not only it does that matter so much about the team around these guys it matters the organization right a lot of these number one picks are going to bad organization

And, you know, as much as we want to say how great Tom Brady is coming in there trying to change the culture of the Raiders, there's so much work to do. Mike Maydock, Gruden, they sent the Raiders back to the Stone Age. Like, it's taking them so many drafts now to catch up to it. And I look at Mendoza, love the talent, very excited for him. I try to explain to people, though, you need to bring back expectations. If he can reach Matt Ryan, which I compare a lot to him, a lot of his game reminds me, and Matt Ryan, to me, that would be successful.

An MVP season, reaching a Super Bowl with the Raiders, that would be incredible. To other people, that would be a bust, which, again, it's just, I would love to get your angle on this. Like, where do you see Mendoza's career projecting? What kind of envision do you have for him is? He's the type of guy where I can't see it,

but could you see him being at the league in eight years, right, that his body doesn't hold up, right? That he put too much stress on his body that he, you know, as big as a frame as he has, and as much he carries that weight, can you keep adding to that? Because when I look at this class, he's the only guy to me worthy of the number one,

the first round pick, right? Like, Ty Simpson, that kid's body to me just will not hold up in this league. Like he's just, he's built less than Brock Purdy. And we've seen Brock Purdy, as good as Brock Purdy is, he's not held up.

Mendoza's got the body. Mendoza's got the big broad shoulders. He's, like you said, he's 6, 4, 6.5. He is exactly what these scouts are looking for. Like, can you agree with me there? Is he more likely to be a bus, or do you think the way you project out for him, can he be a solidified 15-year, 10-year starter in this week?

I mean, I like his chances of being a really good quarterback. You know what I mean? I think that, like, he's going to enter into a situation that has some benefits. You know, look at him and Caleb Williams, all right? I mean, Caleb's going to the Bears. Sorry, Chad. And, you know, he's playing for an organization that had a horrible track record for developing quarterbacks and a defensive coach and an offensive coordinator who hadn't

really developed a quarterback on his own where, you know, he's going to have the infrastructure of access to Tom Brady's mind. You know, he's going to have an offensive coordinator who spent, or, you know, a head coach who spent his life on the offensive side of the ball and is coming off a Super Bowl win when they did, you know, miraculous work with, you know, a quarterback that I think a lot of people didn't think had that upside. And I think that like, you know, you're absolutely right. I mean, context matters. And, you know, I think that he's going to a team that knows that a coaching staff that

will know how to protect him a little bit. And I don't mean just from like a pocket standpoint, but how to like keep the pressures both in game and out of game at bay as best we can. And I think that he is well equipped for it. I will say that. He's a little older. He had to play his best in huge games this year where there was a ton of pressure on them. And even though we could say they were playing with House Money, they're Indiana, I mean, that's not how they think.

And he came through, you know what I mean? And so I think that like all of those things I look at as tremendous upside. At the same sense, you look at someone like Nussmeyer, who I loved, you know, I thought for as much hype as Manning got entering last year, I thought he was the, you know, that Nussmeier was the best quarterback in the SEC, and frankly, it wasn't close. Like I, and I think that, like, you look at him, he'll probably be the third or fourth quarterback picked. Had a tough senior year due to injury, which happens. But he has a ton of great football under his belt against the highest competition. And I think that if he goes to a team like Pittsburgh, where he can maybe learn under Aaron Rogers for a year,

like that could lead him to being the to possibly being the best quarterback in the draft. I mean, that's the thing that makes this stuff so fun and also hard to project is that like we grade draft picks and players individually, but context matters for everything for them. And, you know, you look two years ago, people would say right now, Caleb Williams clearly has the most upside. of any quarterback in the class of 24, and he's earned that. But I mean, Bo Nix's statistics are so much better

than anybody else's in every way, including wins. And it's because he went to a good team with an offensive-minded head coach from the start who knows what a successful program looks like and Caleb didn't. And so I think that those are the types of comps that I think are really fascinating and it'll take a couple years to see how they shake out.

Well, I'm glad you bring up Bo Nix because you had that great section in the book and all that good reporting from Sean Payton about how he looked at quarterbacks. And he had told you before the draft that he was taking Bo Nix. That was the guy that he wanted and he had sort of identified. Explain, because this was awesome, explain how Sean Payton was looking and scouting quarterbacks and what mattered most to him and then see if you can. extrapolate from that and identify quarterbacks. Yeah, I'd have to like, we'd have to call up AI and run their numbers through everything. But he basically, so this is when he was with the Saints. And I've been rambling, so I'll go, I'll be as brief as I can.

Cut me off if I'm rambling too long. But when he was with the Saints. Seth, you're our guest. You can speak for as long as you're. All right. When he was with the Saints, he was looking to replace Drew Brees and he liked Patrick Mahomes a lot. The problem with college quarterbacks nowadays is that. that you have these offenses that really came around in the Howl Mummy, Mike Leach,

turn of the century, early aughts that knew how to exploit space with incredibly simple concepts, but are very difficult to defend. And they take quarterbacks who really are average quarterbacks and produce superstars out of them. And so, like, with college, you can't trust statistics coming out of college anymore because so many guys have incredible stats. I think that the guy who owns the record for touchdown passes at the highest level in college in a single season is Bailey Zappy, who's barely been able to hang on in the NFL. And so if you can't trust statistics and you really can't trust your eyes because the spacing is so different in college than in the NFL, then what can you trust? And he wanted to try to figure out a way to quantify processing speed, which of course is like the holy grail of quarterback evaluation.

And so he developed this analytics formula that was kind of like a failure index where he looked at total attempts and then looked at sacks taken, fumbles, interceptions per pass attempt, things like that. Because he was basically like, look, if they take a lot of sacks and Peyton considers sacks a quarterback statistic, not an offensive line statistic, and if they're fumbling a lot, and if they're fumbling a lot, and if they have a high rate of interceptions, it probably means, that they're not seeing the action very fast. And you're not going to improve that in the NFL. So that was the first year that he did it. It led him to really love Patrick Mahomes' numbers. Like Patrick Mahomes scored the best out of that 2017 draft. As we all know, he was going to draft Patrick.

Andy Reid swooped up, traded with Buffalo, the pick before the Saints, got Mahomes, changed his career. And so when Peyton got to Denver, he knew he was going to pick a quarterback. They were going to cut bait with Russell Wilson and eat the cap number, and they were going to pick a quarterback, and he ran everyone through it, including Chad's boy, Caleb Williams. And Bo Nicks had by far the best averages out of that. And so what he saw with Bo was a guy who had played in bad weather at Oregon and barely fumbled, a guy who had completed a high percentage of his passes,

a guy who, you know, just didn't turn the ball over a lot and didn't make a lot of mistakes. His sack numbers were so small. And so that was his helped him buy into Bo Nix. And then everything Bo Nix showed him from there on out kind of solidified it. So that was the gist of it. Caleb Williams didn't have great numbers coming out of there. Drake May didn't have big, you know, great numbers coming out of there.

I think J.J. McCarthy did, if I remember right. But it just shows that like maybe this isn't a silver bullet formula, but Sean believed in it. And it's one expert's opinion about how to try to figure out a way to measure, you know, what's the hardest thing to judge coming out of college, which is like, can these guys see the game quickly and decisively? Well, you know who's got great processing speed? Me. Wow. I was going to say Fernando Mendoza. Also, Seth Wickersham. Saddney, what are you going to say? Well, I was just to say that's my favorite part about this quarterback position is especially

someone like me. I'm talking to NFL people constantly. Everyone thinks they have the secret format, but there really isn't one. And that's what I love so much about it because we all have blind spots in life. Everybody has blind spots. If you don't think you do, that's a blind spot. And, you know, I always think back to that Wens, Jared Golf Draft, where DECD Prescott ended being the best quarterback. And, you know, you can say DAC dropped because of the DUI and the other stuff going on to college. There's more to it, right?

There's always more to it. It's how did he interview? There's all little stupid things like that. And, you know, Chad knows I am one of the biggest Jalen Hertz defenders. I don't even try to defend them anymore because it's either you believe in Jailen Hertz, you get it or you don't. And I always love going back to his draft class. because he was the forgotten man, right?

You had these guys going up top Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert, you know, I know we don't believe it now, but Tua was supposed to be the guy in that direct class. He was supposed to be number one until Joe Burrow took over that. Jordan Love went ahead of Hertz. And to me, what these teams missed, which I think how it nailed was, every step in Hertz's life, he dealt with adversity. And that's what, again, I go back to Mendoza, I love these guys who go through adversity. Bo Nix went through a ton of adversity.

That him getting hurt in that game, which I would love to talk to you about, that to me is, as horrible as I was for Bo to go through, that's an amazing motivator for him going further because he was so close at AFC championship game, and it was taken away from him because of a stupid little injury. And, you know, Jalen Hertz, we're into year five now, and you still still still people immediate doubting him, which, again, I get it. It's all part of it. But like I keep giving out the numbers. And five years as a starter,

he's number one in winner percentage. He's fifth in total yards. He's third in total TDs. And he's tempting QBR. So it's like when I'm evaluating these quarterbacks now, I try to always bring that in where I miss that with Hertz. I looked at Hertz's armed talent. And I was like, this guy will never be a starter consistent in this league.

He just is so inconsistent. What happened is he got to the league. obviously he worked on that. He worked on his arm, but he found a system that worked for him, right? They found a way to use his legs. So when I like Mendoza, I really do think, as much as I do have doubts about him, we've seen him be able to use his legs. We've seen him use his body in a way in college. I would love to get your perspective on that is, do you think his game from college can transition to NFL, or do you think they're going to tear down everything Signetti did with him

and kind of rebuild up? There's a lot in there. Number one, you know, how, how, when you were broken, how did you respond? I think that that's such a critical factor. Brady is, you know, the face that we'll always think of in terms of like how someone can respond to that situation. With Bendoza, there's two routes to win in the NFL. You have your established franchise quarterback. He's your guy.

You're committed to him. He's making a ton of money. And, you know, he's the face of the franchise. And then you have the other way, which is like, well, you're not sure, but you draft these guys that are on a rookie contract. You can put a ton of great surrounding talent around them. And, you know, it's a relatively inexpensive investment as you're trying to figure out whether this will work out. I mean, you know, when Chad and I were working together at ESPN, you know, the first quarterbacks pick in the draft were getting these huge contracts, much bigger than Tom Brady was getting.

Like Alex Smith was making so much more money than Tom Brady was making, and Tom had three rings because, you know, there was no rookie salary rookie wage cap. And these agents like Tom Condon and Jimmy Sexton would just hold up teams. And, you know, it ended up being. a blessing for those guys financially, but I think a complete curse in every single way. And I think that's one of the reasons why so few of those guys, maybe only Stafford, truly became universally considered great, was because they're going to bad teams. They're getting paid a ton of money, so there's fewer good players to surround them with.

The coaches are under more pressure than ever to make it work with them. There's all these cultural problems within the locker room because you have guys who have, established themselves who aren't making as much as he is. And all of those things colluded against a lot of these guys being successful. And I think that like the other route is the, you know, hurts a little bit route, the Russell Wilson route with Seattle, the route that the 49ers tried to take with Brock Purdy where, you know, they clearly got to the overtime of a Super Bowl win. The Broncos are doing with Bo Nicks, Patriots with Drake May, where it's like, you know, you basically take a guy, you hope he works out, but if you have to cut your losses, it doesn't

screw up your franchise for the entire time. And so that's what they're going to do. Like Brady has said that, you know, we were in his living room once. And, you know, we were talking about the early part of his career. And he's like, yeah, we were a defensive team. And I just kind of manage the game. And I was like, dude, I don't think so. I mean, he led the league in touchdown passes his second year, which I pointed out to him, and he was like, it wasn't that many, though. And, you know, he won Super Bowls, especially the second Super Bowl, you know, by throwing the ball 40 some times. I mean, that's not a game manager. But he, he, I think what he was trying to say, and he's kind of said this since then, is that he didn't think he was consistently excellent for a long

time. And he didn't think till 2004, he was consistently excellent. So that's 0103, two Super Bowls in three years before he thought he was consistently excellent. And so I think that like the model for bringing Mendoza into the league is the same type of thing where it's like you're managing someone. So that means, yeah, you're going to run RPO's and things, you know, speak the language that he's used to. But it's also the NFL and you have to figure out a way to stay ahead of defenses and give him a chance to, you know, run legit NFL offense.

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And everyone always acts like he was Kurt Warner coming from nowhere and being a sixth round pick. And they show the picture of him at the combine when he's got a scrawny body. But the guy was also a supreme athlete who was. drafted to play Major League Baseball, who was heavily recruited out of high school. It's not like he was some guy who got plucked from obscurity and went to Michigan. He was recruited by USC. He was recruited by other big, big schools. You don't get to Michigan because you're not a superior athlete who shows a lot of potential. The idea that Brady came out of nowhere and was sort of an inferior athlete, I think it's become such a part of his myth making. It deserves a little bit of

myth busting. Yeah. I mean, he was always, first of all, if you watch his film in Michigan or even in high school, I mean, the guy just, he could throw. He had a, he was a phenomenal, what they call arm talent. And I think that the problem was, was that it came out of what was a gangly body and he had horrible footspeed. I think we could just say that. You know what I mean? And even though he could have played pro baseball, he wasn't Ricky Henderson.

And so I think that like you combine all of those things with the fact of his situation at Michigan where, you know, the coaches, at least the head coach, you know, wasn't sure he really wanted him to be the starting quarterback. And that was kind of the thing that dogged him. And I think that like we were smarter about, even though we're not perfect, we're so much smarter about evaluating quarterbacks now than we were back then. And it was partly because of him and his success. And there's a lot of guys in that time.

Like there was Kurt Warner first, then Brady, then like Jake Delome. You know, there's all these guys who kind of like came out of nowhere who were really coming in and playing well in the league. Whereas like, if you look at it really since like I want to say that Eli Manning, Rathusberger, Phil, River's draft just about every good quarterback ends up being a first round pick. I mean, there's people like Brock Purdy, you know, who are outliers, but just about all of them are our first round picks. And, you know, like, but, but yeah, when you look back at Brady, I think that, like, we want to think that, you know, nobody had ever heard of the guy when he was playing at Michigan in front of 100 something thousand people,

beating Ohio State and, you know, winning a lot of big games in the Big Ten. I mean, he was thrown for 350 yards in bowl games. It's not like he was a scrub. You know, we had on one of the co-hosts for Fantasy Pros, which is a big podcast named Derek Brown, who loves to scout the draft. and we were having a long conversation about Ty Simpson.

And obviously, Ty Simpson's name has gotten a lot of attention the past few weeks. Dan Rolofsky has been saying that he thinks he could be the number one pick. Whatever. It's absurd. But when you look at Ty Simpson, how much of do you think the way he's being scouted is, as Derek would say, they're scouting the helmet versus scouting the guy? Yeah. how do you separate player from system?

And I think that we talk about system quarterbacks with kind of, it's a backhanded compliment, right? I mean, we think of like Chad Pennington. You know what I mean? This guy who would lead the league in Arc. And, you know, he, you know, everyone's like, oh, that's the perfect system quarterback who just does smart things with the ball, but he's not Caleb Williams, you know, making these.

crazy throws. And like every quarterback is a system quarterback. Like there are some of them like Caleb who can do things outside of the system that are really special. But Caleb Williams is a system quarterback because look at him his first year and look at him his second year. I mean, the statistics and the presence are just night and day. If Joe Montana had not been drafted by a brilliant coach who happened to have come up with a system, that was perfectly well suited for Joe Montana skills. I don't know if we're ever really talking about him.

So, like, how do you separate them? I don't quite know. I think that the biggest thing that I see with Simpson that worries me is just the height. I just think that, like, if I was in a Super Bowl party, and I'm like 6'1, I was in a Super Bowl party, and I look over and there's this guy next to me, and it's Miles Garrett. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, how do you ever think? throw over that guy. Like if you're a quarterback, how do you ever do it? Because he was so tall

and he didn't even have his arms up. And I was like, how would you ever, if you're Brock Purdy, how do you ever get the ball over this guy? And so I think that like height ends up being one of the measurables that I think matters quite a bit. And, you know, I think that if you're 6'1, you're really hoping that you go to a perfect system like Brock Purdy did with Kyle Shanahan where they figure out ways to open up windows for you to see the field because that's going to be really tough. And in college, it's just easier. And like height matters so much less in college because you can, first of all, the defensive linemen are all aren't six, four and above, but you can figure out ways, again, to create space both within the passing game in the secondary

and blocking in the pocket to make things a lot, as they say, like a clear. picture for the quarterback. So that's what I worry about with him. I have two, let's make a list questions for you. The first one is about systems and coaches. And over the past couple years, especially this year after Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl, all of this conversation about Kevin O'Connell and what he had for Kirk Cousins, what he had done for Sam Darnold, what he had done for Daniel Jones, what didn't happen with J.J. McCarthy. what could happen with Kyler Murray. If you were to rank quarterback whispers right now in the NFL,

whose system is most friendly to quarterbacks, and there's so many guys, it could be Shanahan, McVeigh, O'Connell, now Kubiak, how would you order? And I don't want your order. I want your order based on your sources telling you who they think is the best quarterback whisper in the NFL right now. Who is in, who are people in,

could be Sean Payton. Yeah, I mean, I think they'd probably go with the older guys, which would say, Reed, Peyton, I mean,

it's funny, but McVeigh and Shanhan are kind of older guys now. Yeah, even though they seem young, you know, Kyle's got more great than both you and me chat. So, you know,

they would go with them, and I think O'Connell would be up there too. you know, that's the sense that I get. I mean, I think that, like, you know, we have a recency bias in the NFL, like, and in sports in general. I mean, you know, we love to see who did what most recently and sort of crown them when, you know, people like Andy Reid and and Sean Payton have done it for decades now. And, you know, I would push back a little bit, you know, this idea that like DAC is obviously. automatically the best quarterback out of that draft because, you know, I think that like what McVeigh was able to do with Goff and what Goff was able to do in LA and has done since then,

I think are pretty pretty impressive things. I mean, it's a good debate regardless, but that's what I would say. Well, this is my question for you and Simon. Simon, you go first. And there's a very specific reason I'm asking this. You can have one quarterback next year to win a Super Bowl. So it's taking out age as a factor, right? Because you just want the best player, the best quarterback, who can win you a Super Bowl next year. Who is that quarterback?

Simon, you go first. Mahomes. Every time it's Mahomes. I don't even care if he's playing on one leg next year. It's still, who is the guy when the other team looks across the sideline in January? And they blow it. And the other guy doesn't. Mahomes just, he's the cheat code.

And, you know, there's, I won't get too much into it. But what Seth talked about a little bit is a lot of scouts I know, Chad, if you're left-handed or if you're under 6-1, you are off their draft board. They want them to waste a second. And you'd be like, well, isn't that, aren't they going to miss the diamond in the rough? Sure, but that is the rarest of diamonds. I mean, it's just a left-handed quarterback thing is a real thing. Like, Pennix, I know that was your guy, Chad.

people did not have a little draft by the way everyone on this show is my guy Caleb Mendoza Penix all of the true by the way I freaking loved penics at Indiana loved them so yeah that's again for me I'm if it ain't broke I ain't gonna try to fix it at just my homes this is if you're a believer in my homes and betting future markets this is as low as he's been since his rookie year like it's just he's not being talked about, you know, look at us going on and on by Mendoza in the toughest division of all football. So, yeah, I'm interested here with Seth goes to this, but I'm still, I'm still heavily biased towards Mahomes. Yeah, I mean, it's hard to ever bet against 15

because he's done it more times than the other guys have even had a chance to do it, right? I mean, he's been down in Super Bowls and come through. You know, and you watch Josh Allen and you're just like, you think you've never seen a player like him. I mean, you know, it's like if Michael Vick had lived up to everything he could have been and is better, that's Josh Allen. Chad knows this, and it'll be, this will be out soon, but I spent the entire playoff run with the Denver Broncos, so I had all access. And I was in every meeting, every decision, every game planning session, all of this stuff.

and I just wanted to witness what the playoffs were like from the inside. And part of what they need to do as coaches is figure out ways to be honest in their assessment of their own team and the opponent. And so when you're about to play Josh Allen, as they did in the first round, I mean, what do you do? What do you say about Josh Allen other than like the guy is by far the best player in the NFL right now? And we have to hope. You know what I mean? So you have to like, number one, make sure that the players understand how good he is. But number two, figure out ways to give rooted and factual insight into him that give them confidence that they can do something productive against him. And one of the things that came up with Josh Allen, I have to go back and look at this.

But like it was like something like 87 out of his career, 90 something interceptions, that weren't like Hail Mary interceptions were thrown from the pocket. And so that said, like, look, if you keep this guy in the pocket, odds are he'll give you one. And if you let him scramble and he has a clear read of the field and nobody around him, you're probably going to get chewed up pretty good. And he threw two interceptions in that playoff game against Denver and they were both from the pocket. And so, you know, I don't know if a.

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Let's make them beat us five yards at a time, which he could do when he had a 30-year-old Travis Kelsey had Tyree Kill. Now that they've missed on these receivers. and Kelsey's aged out, you see it in those games of Mahomes. Every those three, four, five yards, it's a grind because he just doesn't have the weapons like he used to. That's the coolest thing, too, for me, is the NFL always adjust to these incredible talents. And you see it, it's like, okay, you are the best ever at these deep balls. We're going to take that away. And now when you see Mahomes throw deep balls, people question it.

Like, oh, Mahomes isn't even that good of throwing deep passes anymore. It's like, yeah, because you only gets to do it maybe once every three games. It's just the teams I've totally taken it away. And that's, like you just said, the Josh Allen part, it felt like he had no weakness. And you've highlighted what teams are really attacked with is they don't rush those edges, right? They keep them hovering. They're just going to keep them in the pocket. It's like, okay, he's going to burn us.

It is Josh Allen. But you've seen how teams are really taking that step back of he doesn't have a number of receiver, Josh out. Let's make him beat us with his arm. Like, okay, is you going to hit Kincaid for 15 yards up the middle? Yes, but we'll take that away next play, make him force them outside to his number of receiver. So I, like I said, I love the chess match of football. And people get on me all the time about it. You've never seen a higher level right now.

Defenses, it's never been harder. Even Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback ever talks about how he wishes he could come back because he sees so many little weaknesses in these defenses because he says it's the same defenses they were running in the early 2000s. And these guys, young guys aren't used to it. But he's like, I've seen this. That's why you saw Stafford do so well. Stafford saw all these defenses in 2008, 2009.

So I love that stuff. Just bringing back old school stuff with new age players. It's one of my favorite parts of watch. I don't know about you, Seth, if you catch that stuff. But I am intrigued by that. It was always like what Belichick would do in big games when facing great passers, is he would give them the run and dare them. Like with Peyton Manning, he had a defense where he had no interior defensive tackles.

And so he, this was in a playoff game, he was giving Peyton Manning the run up the middle, letting him call run up the middle, up the gap, betting that a player is gifted as Peyton Manning would get bored calling that play and eventually would just say like, I just can't take it anymore, even though he's giving it to them. And when he would change out of that, he'd go right into a trap. And I think that like you see that, that was what his game plan with, you know, the bills in the 1990 Super Bowl, the Rams in the 2001 Super Bowl, facing Peyton. You know, he would give away the run, betting that their egos wouldn't let them take it,

beat the hell out of the wide receivers. He was fearless about playing man-to-man defense. And then, again, just play safe defense and make them dink and dunk down the field thinking that they just don't have the patience for it, and then either the odds or the patience to do it. And that was the thing that teams always tried to do with Brady, especially at the end of his career, not knowing that that was Brady's,

that he loved doing that. Like, he loved taking the checkdown. If you look at a lot of the Patriot Super Bowls, their running backs often were the leading receivers in those games, because he would love nothing more than to drop the ball off to, you know, J.R. Redmond and to pull like a deep cut there. And, you know, get them the ball in space and just keep moving the chains.

And as Brady got older, teams started to give him that, thinking that that was the best way to defense him, when in fact the teams that defensed him well were the ones that dared him to throw deep and took away the inside stuff. And I thought that that was kind of an interesting, chess match that you talk about and it kind of speaks to like who Brady was and how he was coached that the best way of shutting down the greatest quarterback ever was to actually force him to make the most highlight worthy throws you know Seth it's been a minute since the Bronco season ended

you might want to get that story in before next season starts I'm trying when you were there, since you opened the door and don't give away too much. There's a lot of shit to go through, Chad. It's a lot of stuff. I get it. I get it. I mean,

I've practically written a book in the time since that season ended and that story is coming out. Me too. Obviously, everything with that season changed in one of those last plays of the game with Bo Nix. And it changed, it like pull back the curtain a little bit on what it's like in that locker room, in that moment,

when all of a sudden it could have been a play call that Sean Peyton regretted. It could have been a moment he didn't even realize was going to be significant. When you're there and all of a sudden they realize, oh, fuck, we just won this game and we lost the, we won the battle and we lost the war, basically. Absolutely. I mean, I was there when Sean found out. And I'll refrain from giving too many details because it was a pretty interesting. moment to witness. But I mean, just imagine, you know, you spend all year with one goal. And,

you know, Sean was saying in training camp, we're a Super Bowl team. This team has a, and you know, everybody was like, do whatever, man. And then everything during the season comes up Denver, right? Chiefs and Mahomes have an off year and then he gets hurt. The charge are which were the team that Sean wanted to face the least in the playoffs because they matched up well against Denver get bounced, you know, by the Patriots. Patriots, you know, beatable. Let's just put it that way. You know what I mean? There's nothing. Nobody's looking at the Patriots saying like, how are we ever going to beat these guys? Joe Burrow misses the playoffs. Lamar Jackson misses the playoffs. All these things came up right for Denver. They end up with, you know, the first

the top seat in the AFC and the buy. And they go and face the game's best player and beat him in overtime. And, you know, within 20 minutes of that, you go from thinking, oh, my God, everything is coming as I saw it happening to, unless we pull off something that hasn't happened since 1972, our season's over. Like, that was a startling moment to witness. very, I very, you guys know as reporters. I mean, you know, it's like you hardly ever witness moments that are truly pure and honest and revealing. And I will always remember that meeting when Sean was told that Bo Nix was out and watching how he handled it in that moment.

Because, I mean, again, you go from thinking like, if Bo Nix is available, they win that game. Yeah. There's no doubt. Yeah. And, um, You know, those opportunities where everything comes up, Denver, happen once, you know, for your team, happen once every like five years if you're lucky.

And that was how hard it was. That's what, it makes everything about winning a title feel that much more miraculous. You know, in one of the people that I'm talking to for my book, that I've made a lot of progress on. They, when they were in college, they're so smart, and they got into the sports and analytics community, and they spent consecutive summers, one working for the Browns in college

and one working for the Eagles in college. And they love football, they love being in the space, but they decided they didn't want to go work for a team because they were never going to get full control over play calling. And they felt like if they were in the front office, just doing the analysis, even if they were GM, there's so much stuff that is so out of your control because of injuries and bad calls and bad fumbles and bad bounces, that your entire career you can miss out on winning the

ultimate prize based on things that you cannot dictate. And it's so frustrating. And that is something that happened to the Broncos this year. And it actually, when that moment happens, you just feel for everybody because you know that it's all that are going to be thinking about. It's going to be 12 months of every single day thinking about that moment. And to tie it full circle, I mean, like, we cannot know what happens on the field. And you can't accurately reflect, you know, judge, quarterback play unless you know what the intent of the play is because the human error factor comes in

so much more than anybody realizes like you have some receivers who aren't good at catching certain routes. So, you know, you don't think about that. You know what I mean? That maybe a receiver catches the fade better than they catch the square in. And so if they have a square in called or if the defense knows that and they're going to force them to run a square in and take away the fade, you have to account for other things. You have offensive linemen who, like, Denver's all pro guard was great all year, had a horrible game against the Patriots.

Like of all the things the Broncos factored in trying to, how do we win with the backup quarterback in the AFC championship game, having their old pro guard get his butt beat against the Patriots wasn't one of them. You have matchups. You have all of these things that come into play. And so when you look at a quarterback, and you say, oh, you know, his completion percentage isn't very good. He, you know, he must be inaccurate.

Like, there's so many factors that go into just completion percentage that make it a difficult statistic to judge. Like, you know, maybe, you know, maybe it's not. Maybe Aaron Rogers is the most accurate passer ever, and it's obvious because the guy could always put the ball where, wherever he wanted. But you're talking about a superhuman level of quarterbacking, And when we're trying to evaluate college quarterbacks, again, it's so hard to trust statistics because statistics lie, especially in the college game.

Well, Seth, listen, I'm sure it's going to be a perfectly timed great summer read that. Listen, Seth, I also, everyone should go pre-order beyond that hill because I, all the stories that are in there, I know I've read, and I know they're brilliant. and we got to keep our streak alive of having books and authors that become bestsellers on the most literate sports betting podcast. But if you're not going to order Beyond That Hill, at least go buy American Kings available now. Every word books are sold. Sedy Wickersham, great stuff, buddy. Thanks for coming on the podcast.

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