The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Show Me Something - Sophie Cunningham gets an NBA fan warning & Denver Broncos' Alex Singleton crashes the pod!
Episode Date: January 22, 2026Episode 30 is an in-person NYC chaos special, and Sophie Cunningham is not shy about one thing: New York is freezing and she’s not built for it. From cold-weather complaints to off-court bag tal...k, the vibes are immediate. Things escalate fast when Sophie somehow ends up with an actual NBA fan warning at Monday's Phoenix Suns vs Brooklyn Nets game, then has to publicly clear up the internet’s wild misinterpretation of her herpes joke (it’s a cold sore, relax). The convo rolls straight into Adidas fashion dominance, Indiana winning the College Football National Championship Game, and why buying coffee every day might actually be good for your mental health. Mid-episode, Bravo’s West Wilson delivers a completely unhinged breakdown of morning wood science, Dry January struggles, and what life looks like as ‘Summer House’ Season 10 creeps closer, including whether Sophie would survive in the Hamptons chaos. The back half turns legendary: Arby’s Hot Girl of the Week honors The Denver Broncos' Alex Singleton, who has been balling in this year's NFL Playoffs. Followed by a surprisingly real (and wild) discussion about testicular cancer, single-ball logistics, and Alex himself joining the show, via phone, to answer the internet’s most important questions. To close it out, the crew rips through headlines on Sophie's WNBA free agency, the death of movies, 2016 nostalgia, Geno Auriemma torching Connecticut pizza, and the weird ‘Black Mirror’–level tech unveiled at this year's 2026 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.00:00 - START 1:00 - NY TOO COLD FOR SOPHIE 1:05 - SOPHIE'S BAG OFF THE COURT6:00 - Sophie gets NBA FAN WARNING 7:10 - Sophie CLEARS UP HERPES CONVERSATION 10:00 - Adidas Photo Shoot coming up 11:00 - INDIANA WINS NATIONAL TITLE 12:00 - Adidas former WNBA Sponsor ?!13:00 - Buying coffee everyday is good! 15:50 - WEST BREAKING DOWN MORNING WOOD 17:00 - DRY JANUARY WEST LIFE 18:00 - Summer House Season 10 Approaches 21:30 - If Sophie was on Summer House? 25:00 - Wake up Mic up 27:30 - Amanda & Kyle split up29:30 - West reflects on reality fame 34:00 - ARBY’S HGOTW Broncos Alex Singleton35:30 - TESTICULAR CANCER BATTLES 36:30 - Debating Alex Singleton’s ballsack lean 36:50 - Alex Singleton joins the show 39:30 - Sophie talks WNBA free agency 41:10 - Are movies COOKED? 46:00 - The 2016 Trend 47:30 - Geno Auriemma Calling out CT-PIZZA 55:00 - weird tech from Las Vegas Get your Meat & 3 box at an Arby's near you today. Available for a limited time at participating locations while supplies last. Prices may vary. https://www.arbys.com/All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Episode 30.
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In New York, episode 30.
My true freshman of college football number, kind of gross.
Brought to you by, who, Sophie?
Arby's.
Shout out Arby's.
In fact, I'm surprised we don't have any in front of us since we're together right now.
It's a call, actually.
Where's the Arby's?
Kevin!
God damn it.
What are you doing in New York?
I'm doing a lot, but I would like to say this city I thought was for me.
Oh, you're already over it?
It's way too damn cold here for me.
It's horrible.
Yeah, today's one of the colder days of the year, I believe.
Do you even know what it is out?
It was very uncomfortable being outside.
Well, I have one of my best friends here, Hannah.
Hannah?
And she was like, hey, let's walk to this coffee shop.
And I was like...
Today?
Yeah.
And yesterday.
But, and I was like absolutely not.
It was like eight minutes away.
Like, I'm too cold.
Oh, God.
Damn.
I know.
No, I said that.
It says 22 degrees feels like nine.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of that.
But I love New York.
I think I could live here in the summer.
No, summer's worse.
No, that's where I thrive.
Think about the walking you did today, but then it's like 90 and it's humid and there's hot
garbage and then you go wait for the train and all the humidity sticks underneath the streets.
And you're just like.
I much rather that than this.
Like, I'm serious.
I can't do it.
I literally cannot do it.
Were you dressed appropriately?
Is that all you wore?
Yeah.
See?
That's the thing with cold weather.
And we'll probably talk about football later, but I keep seeing everyone like,
I wouldn't go to a football game that's so cold.
I'm like, you don't dress like an idiot.
Dude, I actually have this debate last night at dinner.
So why I'm in New York is I met with, he's so awesome.
His name is Matt, and he does like financial investments for athletes.
Is that the dude you were next to it the next game?
He's awesome.
Like, he's, he's so cool.
And so we've been working together.
Is he sort of Connor Brown's biggest ops?
I don't know.
That's what Connor does.
Yeah, I know.
When our friends from high school does, he, like, invests for athletes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he's young, so he's got time.
Yeah, he's fine.
We'll be fine.
But, so we were there and we've been working together for a minute.
And he has, like, all the top athletes.
Like, it is, like, any type of athlete, you know, like he's with and they're investing money with him in Patrickoff.
And so he always entertained.
the athletes and he's like, hey, do you want to go to
the Knicks game or
the Nets game? And you chose the Nets? Hold on. Hold on. I'm a fucking idiot.
I think everyone knows that. Yeah. So I don't think I have to
really explain myself. But my flight got in at like
two. I needed, I was trying to go shopping. So it was really the shopping's fault.
I didn't know the Nicks played early yesterday.
I mean, I didn't. Earlier. Yeah.
So I chose the Nets. And it was a
snooze vest.
Dude. Do you know where the Nicks play?
Yeah. I,
Madison Square Garden.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I just,
I really wasn't thinking through.
I can tell you that any time I've ever gotten offered courtside seats.
Honestly,
but I really didn't get to choose either.
So I was like,
I was just like,
oh yeah,
either is fine.
Like I wasn't like,
anytime anyone in New York who's not like Tracy Morgan
or Timothy Shalame gets offered court side seats,
it's to a net's game because Nick's court side is like so hard to get.
I know.
I just,
I again,
like it were,
I was just like,
just do what you want to mean?
Yeah.
Yeah,
you're being low maintenance.
Yeah, but looking back.
I'm being high maintenance as fuck because that was so boring.
Oh, and we got a warning.
So listen to this.
So everyone's asking, because I put it on my story.
And this is hilarious.
So he is like the nicest human.
You love to meet him.
And you should probably meet him.
He's just good guy to know.
Just awesome.
We were court side.
So like, say here's the basket right here.
And like we were walking around the outside.
Here's the sun's bench.
And we were just trying to walk right here because our seats were right here.
Yeah.
So you were baseline.
Yeah, baseline.
Okay.
And so like literally just going to walk right there.
But I guess you're not allowed to do that.
Were they, was it during play?
No.
Huh.
Weird, right?
Like, they were warming up.
So this lady was like, and who knows?
Like, I don't know if she's doing her job or she's just doing the most, probably doing the most.
But she's like, hey, you can't do that.
You need to go around.
And he's like, oh, okay.
Like, that's fine.
And so we did.
And then during the game, she like, during a timeout or something, she tried to like squeeze by and he was joking.
Oh, oh.
And he goes, he goes, oh, excuse me, ma'am, you need to go around.
It was like, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah.
And she didn't laugh.
And we were like, just weird, right?
And so nothing up.
We didn't think anything of it.
And so then at halftime, we were going back to, like, go get drinks and food.
And we tried to go this way.
And she, like, pulled him aside and was like, that, like, pretty much like, that was disrespectful.
Don't ever like that, like, I did not feel comfortable, like, da-da-da.
And he was like, you know that so well.
Yeah.
But just a little he-he-ha-ha.
It's so tense down, like, if you're sitting court side or any pre-game type of, like, on the field.
People are so like.
He said it's not like that at the Knicks.
And he knows anyone, everyone.
He's like, but anyway, so after we got back from halftime,
they brought someone down from like the top.
Dude.
Brought them down, was waiting for us.
And they're like, we heard there's a little bit of like an altercation that you're like,
you're a little bit disrespectful to whatever.
And he was not.
And so they gave us a warning.
And he's like, what the fuck?
He's like, I've been doing this for 20 something years.
And he's so.
You should break the ice.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
It was.
It was, but after the game, he, like, shook her hand.
Was like, hey, sorry if you fell, like, good guy.
But he handled it way better than I would.
Did she finally crack a smile?
Not even once?
No.
Oh.
She's annoying.
I wonder if the NBA and WNBA have, like, your wanted poster, like, up, like upstairs for
everyone to know to, like, not let you fuck around.
I don't, I don't know.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I didn't do anything.
This was him.
Yeah.
But, so I'm here.
I was meeting them and then wanted to hang out with Hannah.
I haven't seen her in forever.
Hannah's got two shout-outs
and only 10 minutes in.
She's like my best friend
and she just moved in New York.
So guys, be nice to her.
I'll, you.
And then I, we have a dinner tonight
and then I'm an Adida shoot tomorrow.
Where's dinner?
I got a text from someone today
who said I might be hanging out with Sophie later.
So if you do meet him.
Oh, who?
His name's E.J.
He does like,
player relations for MLB.
Oh, yeah.
He'll be at the meeting.
tonight, like the dinner meeting thing.
Okay. So if you meet a guy named E.J.
Say hi. He's great.
I'll give E.J. a shout out too.
Has like taken care of me since
way before
like when I was at Bleacher Report
days. He always made sure like
good access, like takes me into his suite
for like the World Series. That's nice. Best guy ever.
Shout out EJ.
Okay. Well, he rocks. Okay. I'll get him.
He just had a second maybe too. So if he said, he like, congrats.
Yeah. He probably looks like drained.
Yeah.
Hmm.
But yeah. So that's kind of what I'm doing.
But I also, we've
before you kind of go on what you've been up to.
I want to get a...
I was going to say, you look great.
Can you zoom in?
You look great, so...
Okay.
People are absolutely ridiculous.
What, Keb? What was it?
Brick Center?
So, Brick Center blew this thing up.
Dude, also, I would just like to also say this.
We have an account that isn't ours
that is also called Show Me Something podcast,
and they just post our clips the second we do it.
We need to report that.
They, I've reported them so many times.
Really?
But they do, they did a whole bit on, the first thing they posted was,
I have herpes.
Was our herpes conversation.
So, the floor is yours.
And you look great.
Come here.
Come here.
Yeah, I'll see if I get it by next episode.
My next episode.
Okay.
First of all, this is a joke.
It's a cold sore, which I said it because it, I think cold sores or is a type of herpes, right?
Like, they're cousins?
Like, cousins.
Like, I don't.
actually have herpes.
Like, that's not, it's a cold sore.
And so I just saw it, Kevin just sent it to me while we were sitting here.
And like, it really does have like 5.2.
And people are like, oh, she has the courage to speak about this.
Oh, no.
I'm like, guys, I don't have herpes.
So clip this out.
I do not have herpes.
It is a cold sore.
Cold sore.
Wait, have you seen the movie John Tucker must die?
Yes.
Do you remember when they give him, they give him fake herpes at an ad?
And then it cuts and he's like giving a speech.
And he's like standing up.
So bad. So bad. But honestly, it's funny that people really take this stuff like to heart or like serious.
Yeah. Nothing we say on here will ever actually. It's really not that serious. Wow.
Yeah. But very humbling. Someone said I went from a 10 to a two. So that's good.
What point? Eight point. Two at best.
Three at best.
Unless it is.
So, yeah, I just want to clarify that it was a joke.
But the herpes is healing up nice.
God damn.
Wow, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, it went away fast without creams.
Or eds.
Or ointments.
Or ointments.
No rashes.
That's real.
That's natural.
It was a clean herb.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, I saw it too.
But if anyone, at least don't want eyes.
saw it was our whole conversation.
Did they just clip out you being like, I've got herpes?
Um, I think about it let me go into detail a little bit more, but the main one was like,
it was like, it was like me and I was like the close up and I was like, I had, you did.
I'm not here to, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not blaming you.
I know.
You put your face in the camera, but you have to get in front of it too because you're not
going to sit there the whole time with the cold sore talking.
Like, you want to address the elephant in the room.
Well, and I could have totally blamed it on like someone elbow me in the mouth.
Like, I could have blamed it, but like, that's not me.
No, no.
And so like, but I was also kidding.
Like, there's so many people that try to hide it.
And I'm like, hey, like, I have a cold tour.
It is what it is.
People get him.
Sometimes it's from lack of sleep.
I mean, I can highly connect with that.
Mm-hmm.
I really do think that I got it when I went back to Missouri, like the change in weather.
My lips were so damn high.
Yeah, that happens.
I use two people's chapstick, which they both reached out to me.
They're like, don't blame.
I was like, sorry.
Yeah.
The chapstickers.
Yeah.
They're fleeing.
They're fleeing.
Yeah.
Missouri as we speak.
Yeah.
Dang.
All right.
Well, it looks good for everyone who's tuning in.
Thank you.
To see how the hurt progress was.
That's so gross.
So you're here, how many days?
I leave tomorrow night.
The main reason why I'm here is because I have an Adidas photo shoot, which is going to be super quick.
So far.
So that'll be, that'll be fun once it comes out.
Is it for something secret or?
Yeah, I'm not.
Let's see.
Is it a, I can't even say anything about it.
But it's like product?
Yeah, it's like a product.
It's a new, yeah.
And they brought in another athlete who,
who is like badass in what they do.
And so that's going to be fun.
I don't really, you don't really get to meet, like, other Adidas athletes very often.
Think about your schedule and other Bravo people's schedule.
Like, it's hard to get everyone in one spot.
And so I guess it's like-
They need to do an Adidas con.
You guys can all hang out and...
That'd be cool.
Who's your goat Adidas athlete, Patty?
I mean, definitely, he's the best.
But with Indiana winning, did you see their slogan?
Yes.
Oh, we should.
I mean, awesome.
So sick.
Yeah.
Well, I guess.
They were going to have...
But they were going to have...
Because Miami's Adidas also.
Yeah.
So they were going to be winners either way.
Yeah.
But I think it's their first college football national championship.
Or not who's...
It was like, Hoosier.
Did you see it, though?
They said, who's your daddy?
Or no, who's your daddy?
They did.
Because Indiana beat Oregon to get here who is obviously the face of Nike.
And so that was a big deal for Adidas to have that win.
Yeah, okay.
Shout out of Ditas.
That's kind of dope.
Three stripes, baby.
That's sick.
I need to get you, like, hooked up with a bunch of stuff.
Would.
What?
I was Under Armour in college.
Ooh.
Ew.
Yeah.
That was,
Unarm was fine.
Don't love their cleats.
Everything else was whatever.
Hmm.
Your defaulted to Nike,
at least our age,
because that was,
like,
Under Armour wasn't a thing until maybe middle school.
Yeah.
And then Adidas,
I'm sure,
has been cool forever,
but I want to say Adidas was soccer focused
when we were little,
and then now is infiltrated football.
Yeah.
Well, which is crazy, though,
because Adidas used to be like,
the main logo and, like, sponsor of the WMBA.
Was it?
Mm-hmm.
What are your jerseys, Nate?
Nike now?
Nike.
And I don't know if it's like, do they bid, do you think?
Yeah.
So it's a bid.
Yeah.
Because you have a contract.
I know this because when Montana State's Under Armour contract,
Montana State was Nike until the year before I got there,
and then Under Armour bids, and then you get a contract for like five or six years or
whatever, and then you can, like, renew it or you try to see if someone else wants to come back in.
Yeah.
But that has to be.
It can't be for one sport.
It has to be the whole school.
It has to be, yeah.
Showed Adidas.
Yeah, I do like Adidas.
Yeah.
Me too.
But how are you and in your world?
What's going on with you?
I'm still crushing.
Still not.
No, like health-wise.
No, yeah.
I understood.
But you're saying, I did give you a weird look.
Before I came here this morning,
three chicken sausage patties.
Nice.
So protein heavy, not as fatty.
regular pork sausage and three eggs over easy.
Oh, wow.
Did you make up?
Yeah, dude.
Did you walk to get your own coffee or did you make your own coffee at home?
No, I walk to get coffee.
Let's talk about this.
Okay.
Financially, not responsible to pay for coffee every morning, right?
Yeah.
However, I do find it for like mental health being outside, just like feeling good in the morning.
I think going outside, touching little grass, being in the cold environment.
Oh, what grass in New York?
Not, it's a, it's, oh, oh, sorry.
I was like, what's the fucking thing.
Yeah, it's like, saying.
Sorry.
You can find a little grass.
Probably like dog shit in it.
Just rub it every morning.
Get outside, communicate with someone, like walk.
Because New York, no matter what time of day, when you hit the block, people everywhere.
Yeah.
So soak in a little, like, cab honk, say hi to someone, and then, like, pay for your coffee.
I like to go outside to walk to get my coffee and then walk back.
For real.
It energizes you.
That's how I honestly feel like when I work out in the mornings,
I feel so much better about myself.
Yeah.
But like to get up and to think about the night before,
it's so hard for me.
My senior year of college,
and I'd never even heard of this,
we did morning practices.
Like I'd had football practice after school every day.
Wait, this isn't like preseason.
This isn't like...
This is during season.
This is in the fall.
So we would have practice at like,
I think we'd go out at probably 7 a.m.
And if you had an 8 a.m. class,
you like,
kind of got to like cut practice early, which probably good.
I would have all 8 a.m. practice.
Okay, but it sounded, it sounds horrible and like super intimidating to like wake up and have to go like get your like.
Yeah.
Head beat in.
But then when you're in class and you've already exercised, you've had your whole day and you have nothing looming over you the rest of day.
Yeah, you're motivated.
So nice.
Yeah.
I kind of loved it.
Well, and I feel like, because we had six a a.m. too a lot in.
Hannah, did you go to Mizzu?
So Hannah's here.
Did you play back on my best friend.
Hannah's here.
Shout out three.
Yeah.
Oh.
We came into the same class.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
We played ball together.
NYZ, Hannah.
Yeah.
Dude, that's dope.
She's the best.
But we'd have 6 a.m.
And I'm not the most scully person, but I would actually go to class and, like, feel, like, focused and, like, ready to pay attention.
Yeah.
So maybe there's a lot of signs to that.
Well, you're going to always peak, at least for men, your testosterone levels are highest right when you wake up.
Really?
Yeah.
That's why football teams always lift in the morning
Because your testosterone is like
Do you know what Morningwood is Sophie?
Cunningham?
Do you know what that is?
I know you do.
So I'm going to wait for your response.
Morningwood is when a dude wakes up
Fucking bricked the fuck up
And that's because
His testosterone levels are just absolutely scorching
When he wakes up.
That's why I wasn't trying to make eye contact with you
this whole time
Because I knew that's where you were going to go.
That's not where I was going to go.
it just naturally happened that way, but that is a thing.
When you said, testosterone in its highest in the morning,
I knew that somehow that's where it was going to go.
Why am I crying?
I'm coming at this from a purely medical lens.
You, Mrs. Giggles.
You hurt too much.
So, yeah, ladies, if your guy, if you're tired of,
morning boners, it's not because he's a horn dog who's trying to bother you. His natural testosterone
levels are skyrocketing. They're rushing through his body. So give him, cut him some slack.
I feel like you're speaking for yourself on this. I'm not. We're talking about, this is for all,
everyone. This is science. Shut up, Kevin. Oh, God. That is good.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.
And guess what?
We have some big news.
What's the news,
huge news?
We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to a...
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
And we were thinking I'm originally calling it.
one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers was...
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas,
and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
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This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel
help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
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Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app,
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What's up, fam?
It's Isaiah Thomas.
And I'm C.J. Toledano, and our podcast, point game is about defining the odds.
Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed.
And finding ways to win no matter what.
He's the smartest player to ever play the game.
His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before.
And he knows, without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game.
We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs.
I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't
have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid.
He has to guard Julius Randall.
And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense.
And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too.
Steve Nash would get that thing.
That man, hell get the flying.
He run up the court, licking his fingers while he got the ball.
Like, after you go through a training camp with that, Isaiah, you figure it out real quick.
Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball.
So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Joe Dono.
You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet.
Help! Somebody! Please!
But there's so much more to me than that.
I'm an actor. I'm a comedian.
And recently, I've become quite the helper myself.
And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.
Psyke, I'm a comedian!
I'm not qualified to give good advice.
Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant
and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice
known to man.
If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone,
let it ring twice.
One ring is too scary.
Oh, cream of chicken suit.
Hey, cream.
Cream a chicken suit.
This is Help from a Hypocrat,
the worst advice from the dumbest people you know.
Listen to Help from Hypocrat as part of the Mike Coutura
Network available on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Okay, Arby's just showed up with something big, and they did not come to play.
Facts, this new meat in three box is doing damage for $7.99.
So here's the setup. First move, you choose your sandwich, classic roast beef or crispy chicken.
Either way, you're winning. And then it keeps stacking. You get mozzarella sticks, curly fries,
and a peach cobble roll, which deserves its own movement.
I'm dead serious.
beach fowler roll is low-key running the show.
Absolute standout. But wait,
there's more. There's a drink, too.
So yeah, it's called the meeting three, but realistically,
you're walking out with five.
Five things for $7.99.
This isn't one of those meals where you're hunting
for snacks an hour later.
Plus, it's all classic Arby's favorites,
except you literally can't get anywhere else.
So whether it's lunch, a post-work stop,
or you just want food that actually delivers.
The meeting three box goes super
hard. Oh my God.
I don't know why that got me.
That was good.
So you're still living the clean life, though.
Yeah, for January.
Because February is premiere of our show.
Dude, that's coming up.
Super Bowl.
But I have that premier party thing.
I texted a producer yesterday.
I was like, are we watching the first episode?
Like, with everybody?
With all these people, this premiere party?
Are you going to, like, give it to us a day or too early so we're not, like, freaked out?
I think you should be freaked out.
I don't want to watch it first time with everyone.
Just leave.
Hey, you should just leave.
You should like, get offended.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just me still.
I'm pissed.
This too sucks.
Oh, my God.
So that would be interesting.
I've never watched.
When I get to episodes, I watch them alone by myself.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Because you're too nervous?
It just is like watching yourself for the first time.
Like, I don't fucking remember anything.
So you just are kind of like the whole time.
Wait, do you ever wish, like, watching Mac like,
the season before. Do you ever wish that they would have put certain stuff in, though?
If you think about it, the whole summer is like 90% us having fun.
Yeah.
And then there's the times where you like have a hard conversation or like someone cries or fucking whatever.
But they put it in those a lot.
But they have to have that to give it like story.
True.
To like keep it moving, you know?
Yeah.
So yeah, there are like so many times I'm like that shit was so funny.
Even that we had a kickball episode last year and I had so many sick plays.
Didn't make the fuck.
No, they did.
They did.
They got your diving.
And that was like the most try hard funny shit I've ever seen.
I wanted to win.
I am not saying that you did the wrong thing.
I was just saying that like everyone else didn't even want to touch the ball and you're out there diving.
Someone's got to carry the shit.
Actually Paige made the final out.
Did she?
Right to roll like this.
Wait, real quick.
Where is Paige nowadays?
Is she still New York?
Yeah.
She's just podcasting.
Really?
Weirdly when they sent us the picture of this room.
She was right there and Hannah was right here.
Oh, this is where they do this.
this? Well, I don't think that's where they do it every time.
They do. Oh, yeah.
I produce a pod in here.
Oh, shout out, Giggly Squad, Paige and Hannah. Nice.
Yeah, we're fucking... Shout out of the fringe.
The fringe. That's where we're at, dude. French podcast.
Oh, nice. Dang.
Okay. We were ripping through shoutouts, but shout out, yeah, that's awesome.
We have been a warning, so...
So, yeah, I know. Why am I shouting out, everyone?
Just kind of been a nice mood. I don't know.
So, yeah, I guess we'll see what happens. I really...
Yeah, it did come fast, though.
So, what's say, Tuesday?
Right?
So technically we're two weeks away from the official premiere.
I feel like you're nervous.
When it's your own, like your own self,
it's hard to not just be like, fuck, like, here we go.
It's always good, but as you know, I mean, maybe you and I are kind of different.
But like, even if 99% of the things that people are saying are like good about you,
you still are like.
See, I just don't give a shit more.
I know you don't.
That's what I was said.
You'll get to that point, though.
You'll get to that point.
I promise you you will because it's just like, here's my thing, Wes.
If you're going to live by the comments, you're going to die by them.
Yeah.
And you're going to get to a point where you're like, I don't like anyone.
No, no, no.
I have certainly learned to, like, detach from most of it.
The difference is your livelihood, like, what you're being paid to do is, like, just a hoop still.
Yeah.
And you can kind of, like, not have to worry about that shit.
And all your posting questions will be about how you played, how the team did, whatever.
Yeah.
I fucking have to go through, like, what people talk about is, like, who we are as people.
They really break you down.
Yeah, I will say that my first year, it was like so good and so bad.
I kind of am already just like, it's not ever going to be that good or that bad.
I feel like you're like, I feel like people love you.
It's kind of, yeah.
Because you really do like, you're just the fun, you're just the fun guy.
Yeah.
Truly.
Yeah.
I would like to think that.
Yeah.
But no matter what, also as you know, it doesn't matter what you do.
People fucking hate and love.
They'll find a way to hate you.
So it's almost like, I'm not nervous from like the way I behave.
you're like what happened in the summer, you're just nervous.
You're anxious because you're like preparing to be so over-stimulated with people talking about you.
Yeah.
That that part's mostly good, but sometimes you're just like, go, my fucking God.
See, I feel like I'd be watching it and be like, ew, your hair, like my hair looks gross there.
Oh, I could have.
You know what I mean?
Like, I feel like I'd be like.
I think one of the beauties of our show is because it's fucking gopros in the camera when we're making breakfast hungover.
Like, and shout out to all the guys, it's probably.
easier. Shout out to all the girls who do
and have done Summerhouse. They try.
No, like in a good way.
Like, they really like look put together.
My point being is they look hot and they are,
they've, it's 30 seconds after they've woken up and they're wearing
pajamas. Like other shows, people, you do your makeup,
you show up, film a scene, go home.
Ours is like, they're on camera fully
just themselves. Wait, so like when you,
when you think about that though, because I really am
curious, like I feel like it's almost like a vacation
right so like when you're going up say to the Bahamas you're gonna why did I say that way
Palmer's to the what were you even trying to say I just thought there was a place I'd never
heard of in Florida or something to the Bahamas what is that Bahamas I think nothing's wrong with me
today I'm telling you I don't know what's going on when you want to the Bahamas I'm like is it expensive
you've never been there only a lot of people get to go there I'm one of them so you know
I'm here to go to the Bahamas that you would like
like maybe buy new clothes or like you have a style.
Is that how it is for like every episode of like,
oh, like let's buy this and like look cute in our pajamas.
Or like, hey, when we go out, let's like, you're buying new stuff so you can like look good.
You know just as well as me that when you're hungover, you're not putting on an outfit to go.
But I think you have to understand.
Those girls look a lot different than how I look when I'm hungover.
Like they still look like they still look put together.
Yeah.
Well, I guess that's kind of what I'm saying is like I think they,
They do.
They're just like naturally pretty girls.
And they like crush.
What are you saying?
You said it though, not me.
I just mean they're not trying in the mornings.
And that's why I think our show is unique because you get a lot of like moments that people aren't trying.
Whereas other shows you are.
You on the other end.
No.
I'm not cross.
That line you set after I already said it.
Okay.
But yeah.
Yeah, you like have outfits to like wear.
and out or like do whatever but um half of the time i always actually think this i'm like oh let me
wear like a cool outfit today but i go downstairs to like have a coffee in my boxers and like some
stupid hat that's where you end up wearing the no they mic you up and you're like my hell fucking
change now and so then i just like help set up a party and like some stupid fucking boxer briefs
and a backwards hat the whole day and never wear outfits though that's good yeah but it is kind
You do get mic down.
I'm not going to go change now.
Yeah, I feel that.
That's after you, I've never got to talk about that.
Your outfit, usually for a whole, if we're at the house,
like, you'll wake up and you'll just be like,
I'm going to sneak downstairs, get a fucking water, and, like, have some bacon.
No.
And they mic you, and then you're just like...
You're stuck.
Here's my fit, I guess, for the rest of the day, and that's kind of just what you do.
I like when you and Jesse get ready in the same room together.
I think it's always funny.
Yeah.
It's cute.
Yeah.
We roomed...
Some weekends together this summer, some weekends not.
He's like, he'll like, I like love a sleepover.
He's like, oh, like a bigger bed.
He's taller and whatever, it's fine.
But is that the reason?
I mean, I don't think I smell or snore.
No.
You know?
Do you snore?
I've been told like occasionally been not bad.
Not like a dad snore.
Oh, yeah.
That's a different type of snore.
It is.
No, for you like that.
Yeah.
So that's kind of what February is.
And then Super Bowl.
Wait, are you going?
Are you coming?
I don't know.
That feels like a no, which is okay.
Probably not.
Yeah.
I can see it near your face.
I really do need to, I am in such good shape of like where I'm at.
Yeah.
It's like working out of shape.
But you can't do cardio yet.
Yes, I can.
Like, I'm fully clear to do everything.
Whoa.
Good flexibility.
Thank you.
Oh, look at the camera.
Just go full.
Sick.
That was perfect.
for you guys.
Normally, it's not.
Okay, my hand me, that kind of did hurt.
So it's like kind of pulling a little.
And we're back.
Yeah.
No, I just feel like I'm, like, if I was not, if basketball is not my job, I'd be like, oh, like, I'm fine.
Basketball shape is no freaking joke.
And I'm like, so what I told my agents, I'm like, I will do stuff on the weekends.
But like, during the weekdays, I need to like keep the main thing, the main thing I need to
freaking dial in.
Yeah.
Totally agree.
You should come work out with me.
While you rehab?
Yeah.
That should be a podcast episode.
I would be willing to see what I could keep up with.
It's good.
Like rehab or like actual basketball, like, both cardio.
I know I am not, nor will I ever be in basketball shape.
That's just a different type of shape.
That's like its own world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But could you, I don't know, we could do some fucking drills and I just shuffle here.
Oh, yeah.
That's more shimmies than shuffle, but yeah.
You didn't see my feet.
That'd be funny.
But yeah.
Okay, I know you're not, you are hating that I'm going to bring this up.
But the news that dropped.
Josh Allen hasn't made it to Super Bowl yet.
That's it.
I'll say it.
Because I think that it's healthy that Amanda and Kyle got separated.
Yeah.
I mean,
It sucks, obviously, because they're friends and you want.
Well, and it's your guys as like friend group.
Yeah.
They did, like in their statements said, like, ironically where we are asking for privacy when it's a weird world because like their relationship has been so public, you know.
But obviously they should both be awarded privacy if that should they want.
You know what I mean?
That's definitely a hard thing about what you're.
doing is like when your whole life is out there yeah like good or bad you you you just don't
people don't don't give you those boundaries that right you should totally and that's what i think
the hard part is is like people are so used to it being public and getting to see the good and the bad
that like i i i haven't actually from what i've seen on the internet people have been pretty
like supportive and not evil, which I kind of worried about.
But yeah, you almost feel like people feel entitled to your personal business because they've watched you be public about everything.
Well, I think they're like involved.
They literally think that they're like, yeah.
It's just weird.
No, when I met Kyle, actually, he was like, the weird part about doing this is artists, athletes, actors, whatever, anyone else who's like kind of famous.
Like your craft is what people kind of get attached to.
And so your inner personal aspects, like you can kind of keep to yourself.
And then when people watch people who are on reality TV, they're like attached to.
But they're attached to like who you are as like a person.
Yep.
And so it's this almost weird attachment where like they know your personality from a show.
Yeah.
And feel like this weird sense of connection that you wouldn't get otherwise.
Which is also cool because that's why people love you guys.
Yeah, yeah.
But then this stuff happens.
and it's like fucking really hard to navigate.
Yeah.
I think they'll both like,
they're both in a good place from having talked to them.
It's not like the world's fucking falling from beneath their feet,
which is good.
I guess my big thing would be to tell other people
who are on the internet to like,
be respectful for once.
Yeah.
If this is the one time you can just not be a dickhead to people,
that would be great.
Yeah, I'm right there with you.
And like even if this is what's best for them and it's all going to be for the better,
it still is objectively a hard thing to do.
And like probably so fucking exhausting.
Because you can escape it.
Like wherever you go, someone's going to say something or ask about it.
Yeah.
But I think this is the hardest part is out of the way now.
Yeah.
Now it can just be about moving forward and like still being respectful towards each other,
but just doing it in a way that is good for everyone.
Yeah.
So from people who've experienced that like in our industry and stuff like that at the end of the day like you just want people to be happy like you know what I like you just want people to be good in like both sides right and you might be closer with one or the other you might not but like at the end of day they're still humans and they deserve to like have peace and like yeah the best form yeah yeah yeah no I think I think the hardest part I mean I'm not either of them so I can't speak for them but like knowing that whatever they're going to do they're going to do they're
there's going to be so much heavier outside opinions on it
would make whatever decision you make feel so much scarier.
Yeah.
And so I am proud of both of them.
And they did it together.
Thousand percent.
Their statement was together.
Good.
They didn't each do their own things.
So it's only been, what, two days?
But I'm proud of them up until this point.
So.
Yeah.
I think to a lot of people who haven't lived in any type of spotlight,
and then this is like a whole other level
that like it's really
I think like there's so many relationships
that they stay together because of like
the show or because of what they do
or like the business that they're in
where like it is ballsy
and like takes a lot of courage
to like really do what's best for you
especially when there's so many eyes on you
and so I respect the heck out of it
because I know like any relationship that you are part of
even when it's good, it's still hard.
Yeah.
Like, especially when everyone's either trying to get out your girl or get at your guy
or, like, there's so many eyes on you.
Like, but the fact that they really did that is pretty cool.
Do you think if it wasn't for that part of the world that you slash we live in,
would you have, like, had boyfriends by now?
Or, like, is any part of you, like, cater your, the way you date to, like,
just not having it be something that other people can bug you about?
I think people knew kind of.
who followed the W, but I feel like this last season definitely has like blown.
Like I'm still trying to figure out how I want to handle everything.
Like I'm still trying to balance like what I hold privately and like what I don't.
So like an example is like Lindsay has two little girls and like love them.
Like they're like I want to post about my family.
Like I want to like.
Yeah.
But like once I kind of blew up a little bit and then just like the amount of creepers, then I was like.
Being a woman is also probably super different.
With just like scary people.
No, like, like it is, it is insane.
Yeah.
And like just, and it just really made me think like, okay, do you cover their faces up?
Which is like hard because like you're.
I've, I've been, I've been very curious as to what the decisions are when people do post their kids versus not.
I kind of get it now.
Like I used to be like, okay, you guys chose this life.
Like you're being drama.
Yeah.
But now I'm like, hold on.
Like, y'all are weird as shit.
And I don't know if I want you to know anything about my family.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Or like my personal life.
I had a soccer call my parents and my aunt
And I, it went from being like really
Just like a good joke
To then I was like, dude, fuck you
No, it's
And of course my dad talked to him for 10 minutes
Well on the phone
I think
Nice Bruce
RB soccer of the week time
Sadd it can't be my mom every week
Honestly, everyone love that
Yeah, I think so
Like I like that
We gotta get some signed copies in this bitch
I'm gonna do my first hawk girl
Of the week
And it's gonna be a guy
Sorry, sorry, sorry everyone.
Hot Boy of the week.
Arby's Hot Girl of the week.
Alex Singleton, my roommate from college,
big hit stick against Dalvin Cook
in the divisional round against the Bills,
absolute truck,
really fucking set the tone.
And when you watch your friends do well,
it's always really rewarding.
Awesome.
But during the playoffs,
to see your boy, like,
absolutely get shit fucking rolling.
It was awesome to see.
teach tape tackle, form tackle, two arms, head on the outside, scoop, ball on the ground.
Incredible.
Wait.
Is that what it's called?
Hit stick.
Yeah, hit stick.
Yeah, like a hit stick.
I like that.
Yeah.
But Hot Girl Lue is Alex Singleton number 49.
Denver Broncos and a Montana State Bobcat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, really?
Wow.
This is like a big deal.
I won't take too long talking about this, but he...
Go for it because I'm trying to figure out what I...
He had a random drug test.
test. And they, they were like, oh, your hormones are spiked. So you either A are taking something or
B, you have test a good cancer. And he was like, well, I haven't taken anything. So they went to a doctor
and he had it. They didn't tell anyone played that night. Then I had surgery the next day,
took his ball out. And now he's got one. But he's healthy. So what do you mean to you just have
one ball? So I have two very close friends who each have gone through. I thought you have two
balls. I have two balls. No, I have two friends who have each been through. Jesse and now this guy.
Jesse and Alex.
Jesse,
you got a fake nut.
Oh,
really?
Yeah.
Like a blood
like an implant?
Like how girls get boots?
Kind of.
It's really hard.
He'll let you touch it next to the girl.
No, I don't want to do that.
And then Alex,
what he told me was the doctor said,
especially if you're playing a sport like football,
if you get the fake nut,
it'll like really beat up the other nut.
So he went for one.
So now he's got a single.
And I don't know.
I'll ask after this.
But he's got a big game on Sunday.
to act.
They're going to say he has a sack.
No, but do you think if you have one, do you think it stays on the side it originally was,
or do you think it gravitationally works its way back towards the middle?
And you have a sign-clothed school.
Like, do they get rid of like, like, what do they do they?
You know what I mean?
Should we call him?
Dude, please call him right now.
Just do it.
Oh, my God, Kevin.
Telling your wife.
He said, no, after this episode.
One, medical science.
All coming.
And it's all the same.
It's all the same part.
West, what is your mind down lately?
Morning Wood.
Oh, I'm going.
Oh.
Alex, okay, real quick.
You can back out of this, but we're recording the pod right now.
And we were, you're the hot girl of the week, first off.
Congrats.
Oh, wow.
For your Delvin Cook tackle.
And then two, we were talking about your balls.
And the question was, when you get one removed,
do they take skin away as well,
or is it just the single testicle that gets removed?
Just the single, and so you're kind of, you know,
when you look at your dog from behind?
Right.
Okay, that checks out.
And so then does it move, does the one move back to the middle,
or is it still on the side?
Still on the side?
Interesting.
Has it taken adjusting to you,
or do you not really notice it?
I don't notice it anymore.
Oh, but you did for a second.
Well, that's literally all we needed to know.
I love it.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Go get him.
Give steady hug.
Everybody.
Wow.
That's cool.
So no skin and it stays on the same side.
I love how you use the dog reference.
I didn't really understand it.
Like, you know, when...
Like, when its balls are sticking out?
Yeah, like the tail and then you just see the two balls.
Yeah, but he doesn't have a ball.
So it's just like...
I guess.
But that's their Hock Girl week.
Arby's probably love that one.
Yeah.
I mean, it's real.
Yeah.
I think it's real.
Well, if you went with the guy, I think I'll go with,
I think I might just go with, honestly, the whole Indiana team.
First time history.
Yeah.
Like, that is a huge big deal and the coach.
I'm so terrible things.
I'm so terrible.
Yeah.
Kind of a beast, that guy.
Dude, he like, I kind of want to meet him, but I'm kind of scared of him.
Yeah.
Like, there's something crazy about him.
I tweeted this.
I said he reminds me of Kobe.
The way he doesn't smile and just, like, only talks about, like, winning.
and like even when they're up like seven two touchdowns, he like won't smile.
Who did they play before?
Oregon.
Okay, so when they knew they were going to win, he like tried to smile and it looked painful.
Did you see that?
He was like.
He did in a post-heem interview.
He said he had a beer and it was the best beer of his life.
And I can't imagine what that beer would taste like.
Yeah.
But I'm going to give it to the team.
Yeah.
Because shout out to Indiana.
I think that's just like badass.
That's awesome.
Congrats boys.
Party of Kilroy's.
We talked about this last time.
Yeah, but they have one in Indie.
You need to go to the one in Bloomington.
I know.
You keep saying that.
I'm not really...
You'll get there.
If you stay in Indiana.
Yeah.
I got a lot of people tell me to come to New York last night.
Liberty?
With Sabrina?
Yeah.
And Stewie.
I mean, actually, you know what?
No one's on any team.
Oh, true.
Because...
Is that how that...
Is that how that's shaking out right now?
Yeah.
It's bad.
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We have some big news.
What's the news,
huge news?
We created our own podcast called,
Oh, hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to...
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there.
But this one's extra special.
So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey, Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
And...
Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.
Before Jonas Brothers...
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas,
and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
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All right.
So topics.
Um,
Kevin.
So this first one is actually kind of West inspired.
He shared that Matt Damon is his goat.
Uh,
he recently put out a statement regarding his new movie.
Matt Damon says,
uh,
plot lines are cooked.
Netflix has to restate the plot three or four times of the dialogue because
if viewers are always watching on their phone,
they're distracted.
So my question to you guys,
do people know how to watch movies anymore or does do we need to, in fact,
put the plot line in several times?
I think I'm more of a series type girl.
That's what I was going to say.
Like,
I just don't,
If I'm watching a movie, I'm telling you 10 out of 10 times I'm falling asleep.
And then like, I'll have to go back to it.
Like, I'm, there's a movie.
No, I know.
Like, it took me.
I'm not even kidding.
Probably four days to finish an hour and 45 minute movie.
What fucking movie?
I don't, it was just like a normal romantic like movie.
Well, say it.
Like, I don't know what it is.
It was like a Netflix original, like, I watched it last week.
I, here's two problems.
Two, Matt Damon is my goat because Jason Bourne is my goat for being super, um,
literal right now.
I could talk about
the born movies forever.
We should do a whole podcast
on that one time.
We should have put him on.
Hey, Matt.
If you're listening.
One, because cinema is dead,
I think movies kind of
died with cinema,
which I think kind of
we could attribute to COVID
and just,
I don't know why,
but people love,
like,
I've been told a lot,
boys are movie watchers,
girls are TV show benders.
Do you agree or disagree?
I just can't watch a fucking series.
Why?
You have to commit to like multiple days and times and episodes.
No, it's just like your free time.
Like instead of like on at night, like that you just watch a new episode or you watch a couple episodes.
Like it gives you like, I get excited when I find a good series, I literally get excited to get home and just put it on.
But also series don't get good until like episode three.
And then you're like, then you're four hours into it.
Okay, have you ever watched like Lioness?
No, what?
No.
That is like a great, anyone in here?
Dude.
Okay, there's, there's three men in here, two women.
Oh, yeah.
That was a, Hannah.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, yeah.
I re-watched it with you.
I keep hitting this.
No, I'm telling you, you, I guess that, I guess you might be right.
But I feel like you haven't watched like good series then, because they're addicting.
It requires so much more, like, a movie.
I have an hour and a half.
I'm going to watch it go through this whole experience.
Yeah.
Like, you wouldn't know the ending.
Like, it's like, boom.
I just want the experience.
experience to be in that moment because I might feel differently the next day and have other shit going on.
Like, committing to a series.
Like, I tried to watch Game of Thrones in college and I was like, I don't have eight fucking seasons of this in my schedule.
Okay, but I will say, I think that when I'm mainly a Netflix and like series watcher during season because we travel so much.
Yeah, yeah.
And so, like, when I'm traveling, that makes it easier.
Like, when I'm not, I really don't, I don't really have the time to watch movies or series because I'm just exhausted.
Yeah.
Although I do feel bad that you're missing out on a game of Thrones West.
No, I know.
I know.
That's like my own issue.
I skip meals and showers to get ready for the new season.
That's actually disgusting, Kevin.
It's called dedication.
It's called you're a sick fuck.
It's called determination.
Anyway.
Either way.
But I agree with Matt Damon because I did watch that new movie with him and Ben Affleck and it was.
I was underwhelmed.
It's just so Hollywood.
Everything looks the same.
It's like.
I don't know.
And like when movies go straight to Netflix,
you just lose the like,
there's no momentum and experience behind it.
So the next point,
is that killing movie stars?
Like, do we make real movie stars anymore?
Timothy Shalamay's having a fucking run right now.
White Boy of the Year.
Shout out to Timmy.
He was White Boy the Year last year, wouldn't he?
Oh, fuck.
I still like that so fuck that there's a white boy of the year.
There's got to be.
No, he,
it was after his,
college game day
Ron.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I really got him going.
I feel like there's some good, yeah.
Actually, I think that it has killed movie stars.
Can anyone think of a new, like a new?
No, because the people who get,
the people who get clout are the fucking people in series.
He did rivalry bros.
The fucking Menendez brothers from that documentary.
Those guys were hot last year.
That's so scary.
It's not the actual brothers.
I know.
Oh, I know.
Oh, oh.
The actors.
Sorry, sorry.
No, but no, no.
Some people thought those people were hot too.
You're right.
So that's why I was...
I meant the actors.
Yeah.
But I think people get hot for a series and it's all people talk about for like three months and then they go away until something new happens.
What's the new movie though with Jacob...
Alorti?
And, um...
Margot Robbie?
Yeah.
But like, I haven't seen it.
And like, because it's gonna...
I'm busy.
I'm gonna have to go to the theater to see it or wait till it comes out again.
Probably won't.
But I feel like, I do feel like Netflix.
stars or like
series
euphoria.
That's like
where he got hot.
Yeah.
So it's series.
Yeah.
No, I think that's
good call, Kev.
We just,
we just killed movies.
Sorry movie industry.
Series.
Series are rocking right now.
Say less.
Do you think COVID killed
the movie theater?
Is that fair to say?
A lot of shit.
I mean, I think a lot of, yeah.
Like, think about
like,
or TikTok even.
There just wasn't the,
honestly, though,
you know what's so funny
is like,
there's so many
people who,
who are like social media famous.
Yeah.
And then you,
then they're like pet rocks in person.
Couldn't you read more.
And it's like,
ooh,
actors could be that way too though.
Well,
because you get it,
you get,
you really love their character.
Yeah.
But they're,
they're playing someone completely different.
Like you fall in love
and like love all these people,
but it's like,
they are nothing like that.
It's,
if you really think about it,
it's weird.
I agree.
Which is kind of circles back
to our reality TV thing
where that's like the only time
you're getting like people's facts.
like actual you're getting to know them
kind of wait can we talk about
I have absolutely loved love love love
the 2016 trend because I really do feel like
that there is a different type of just like
energy in the air of like people
going back to like those types of days
of like social media kind of eh
and like people were just like gathering and having fun
and not so serious and we deep fried our pictures
with those fucking Instagram filters
I forget what that one was called but half mine were like
just so weird
Just like way over like vibrant and orange and like dark.
Yeah, orange.
Yeah.
But I loved it.
Mine crushed.
Oh.
Did you like, did you double top it?
I did.
And I like, yeah.
I used that.
I used it.
Remember the black Beatles trend where everyone in the locker room would freeze?
We did it.
Our team did it.
Yeah, we did it.
Yeah.
That was fun.
Should we bring him back here?
And then the beat drops and everyone dances.
2016 and the last of the movie stars.
All right, guys.
Next headline here.
Legendary Yukon coach, Gina Oriama.
slams Connecticut pizza in his postgame pretzer.
He's in a postgame presser.
He said, pizza capital of the world, my ass.
So this brings up in a very important conversation, guys.
First off, before we determine who makes the best pizza, what makes a good slice?
Is it the cheese, there's the sauce, or the crust?
What kind of crust do you guys like?
Do you think he waited, like, 20 years to be that established in Connecticut for him to, like, give that take?
Because I feel like he can do no wrong in Connecticut.
Hacks.
So maybe he's just been sitting on that forever.
I also think in New York because people, this is a New York thing.
I think because everyone, New York pizza is such a blown out, like, stereotype.
I think the trendy thing in New York now is to say that New Haven, Connecticut makes the best pizza to be like, I've been left to Connecticut.
Dude, I'm so over the trendy bullshit.
Like, what do you think?
What do you, like, what do?
Just have your own damn opinion.
But I can tell you that.
I'm not saying that to you.
No, no, no.
I didn't take offense to that.
Good.
I can tell you why they say New York pizza is the best, though,
is because of the water in New York is so good
so that the clean, good water goes into the dough.
Oh.
And that's what makes the pizza super good.
I didn't know that.
So fun fact.
So can you drink tap water in New York?
Yeah.
My tap water is a little fucked up right now.
It's kind of chunky at the moment.
Oh, wait.
Why do you mean chunky?
Like it comes out in chunks?
I'm kind of kidding.
I'm having a little sink issue.
But I drink tap water.
I've been drinking tap water in New York since I moved here.
Yeah, I'd be on that tap.
It's the best tap water in the country, I think they say.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
That's why the bagels are also elite.
So you're the same water's fine.
Really? Are you kidding?
No, no, it's pretty good.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, then I'm just going to tell you that the pizza in Arizona is fucking ass.
Jason Tatum says that St. Louis makes the best pizza in the whole world.
And he's just talking about Emo's pizza.
Fun fact.
And it's what's the cheese called Provel, I think?
Yeah, but it's only, you can only get it in St. Louis.
Yeah.
And it is good.
No, it is good.
Like it's just so, it's so unique that it's like you crave that.
But you know what I mean?
No, totally.
Yeah.
When something is like just, it's nostalgic almost.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guys, do you think like Italians or traditionalists like cringe when they see like Buffalo chicken
pizza or like barbecue ranch, like all those crazy like?
I get a lot of TikToks of these fucking Italian guys in Jersey that make they all are like,
whatever.
And they all, they make all types of pizzas in there.
Yeah.
All right, good to know.
Maybe like an Italian grandmother would maybe cringe.
I'm craving some pizza now.
Sounds good.
Dang.
All right, well, I source no props or food for this shoot.
So, next headline here.
So, 2026, everybody's releasing their rankings.
San Francisco International Airport's Harvey Milk Terminal 1
has been named the world's most beautiful airport,
engaging art, clean environment,
exhibition honoring gay rights leader Harvey Milk.
What are some elements of a good airport,
and are they sneakily a good place to hang?
What do you guys think?
You know,
first or me?
You can go.
I think people want to just complain about shit when they travel.
Like every airport is the same fucking thing, dude.
Go through TSA and go find your fucking gate and shut the fuck up.
All airports are fine.
I don't like the Denver airport because it's made on weird stuff.
Like, God, shut up.
It's so lame.
Just fly and just shut up and go have a fucking beer.
An airport beer, I'll say an airport beer top three situations.
beer, if we're doing that.
But I, it's like, I think people associate, like, if you had a shitty travel experience,
like your flight got canceled and you got stuck there, you're going to, in your head,
be like, I hate the Dallas airport because of XYZ.
Yeah, yeah.
When, like, dude, everyone's trying their best, you know.
You're right.
I think that's a good take.
Now, I will say we both travel a ton.
And so I, I think that there are.
cleaner airports.
Uh-huh.
I do think I was just in the Denver airport and they have like really cool kind of like sleeping pods,
which were kind of cool.
Or like they were comelier chairs.
So if you do get stuck there and have a layer or a longer layover, I see how there's benefit to that.
But I do think as long as it's like, there's just some that the bathrooms are just gross, you know?
And like normally people are shitting themselves when they're flying.
Not your boy.
Oh, really?
Oh, it stops you up?
No, I'm just like, I do something like I can control my stuff, you know?
It's nice.
I'm good.
People can't.
Anyway.
Actually, that's my go-to.
Never have I ever.
What?
Never have ever shit on an airplane.
And you get a lot of fingers down on that.
So, no, no.
So I, I'm sure you do.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, out, out.
Okay, so I have actually never done that either because of snakes on a plane.
Do you remember that movie?
Of course.
I'm so scared.
There's a snake that's going to, like, bite my asshole.
Of course.
Bro, Denzel, one of the last, the real movie stars.
Oh, sorry, Samuel L Jackson.
My fault.
My fault.
Guys, real. Cut. Cut, cut, cut.
So I think you're right. I think that you can always find stuff to be grateful for.
And like, when you're traveling, you're right. Everyone's just doing the best they can.
But I'm sure it's beautiful.
New Kansas City Airport, gorgeous.
Yeah. They did a lot of good work.
It's clean. It's modern. It's nice.
Dallas Airport could use some work, though.
Dallas Airport has low ceilings. Let's raise those.
I think what makes an airport great or not great is it's the convenience to getting to the airport.
That should be talked about more.
Like JFK, once you're inside, like, whatever,
what a fucking bitch to get from Manhattan to JFK.
Awful experience.
What's a good one?
San Diego Airport, you could leave wherever you are
and be at your gate in legitimately 20 minutes.
I like that.
That rocks.
That's like an airport that's in town.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
We don't talk about airports.
Not a big fan of Atlanta airport, really.
Delta Hub.
Not my fave.
Been to the Charlotte Airport a lot.
I heard that's like the only major, like, adjoining spots, like go get connecting flights.
I'm going to be there in 48 hours.
I'll let you know.
Really?
Give us the review.
Yeah.
Doing some.
You know what I also think, too, though?
I think the, what makes, kind of what you said, but, like, the easy access of, like, dropping people off and getting them.
I think that is a huge thing, too.
Like, if you-baggage claim area.
Yeah, like, if you land and then you have to wait in line to get on a bus to go call an Uber, fuck that.
Do we not?
There's some airports like that.
I think they still are like that.
LAX might be like the worst.
You got to call a black car and then they pick you up right at the door.
Really?
Yeah, it's kind of bushy, but it's way better.
I will.
Okay, guys, last headline for you here, and then we're up.
So if I got to go, would you guys rather do UFC 234?
This guy's saying he'd rather be fat, happy, than ripped, or would you rather do some weird tech?
Boom.
Okay, so the 2026 Consumer Electronics Show was this weekend.
some other notable items
would you buy, try, or pass it by?
The Razor Project AVA,
it's giving black mirror vibe,
the AI companion, six inches tall,
sits at your desk,
and it could be an avatar
of a person, an animal,
any kind of creature.
They call it a friend for life
and it offers scheduling
and strategy advice.
That movie where the dude,
it actually way ahead of its time,
that Walking Phoenix movie
where he falls in love with the phone operator.
Movie stars, drop all the movie stars.
We love walking Phoenix.
Shout out.
And like people are going to fall in love
with fucking AI.
I use this therapy.
It's fucking weird.
What was the Disney?
That house, the, the, the, the smart house.
Remember the smart house on Disney Channel?
Do you guys remember that movie?
Of course. Yeah, that's scary.
These shows.
It's a trend.
It was a movie.
Smart House is a movie.
Yeah.
No, I don't, yeah.
I think, I think AI, there's so many good things it can do for like the tech world of like,
I don't even know.
But it has gotten way too, like, too far from me.
I think people are depending on it for like,
their emotional well-being, it's fucking so wacky.
It's weird. It's weird.
People are gonna, like, they're gonna be some fucking weird.
Like, they're probably, I mean, I know there already are, but people who have, like, fallen in love with fucking robots.
I don't like that.
That's crazy.
No, what's the, um.
Stay in your fucking basement.
Is it common?
No, what's the, um, con?
Is that with all the electric and electric con?
Those are people who, like, dress up as, like, no, no, I'm thinking about.
What's the big thing in Vegas where it's, like, all the new technology and.
Maybe what fucking Kevin is talking about.
What is it?
Because we were there at the same year one year.
Just different states.
But it was like, I'm not kidding.
They have like robots just as like female.
Bro, we dead ass talking about the same electronics show.
Like it freaked me out.
And like they're just going to go crazy and like kill something.
Okay.
So one product that won't kill you, they're releasing the lollipop star.
It's a piece of candy.
You eat it.
And through bone contusion, you could hear music.
It has three flavors.
Ice spice, Acon, and Armani White.
Which flavor would you try?
Those people? Ice spice and Acon?
They are rappers.
Yeah.
They're artists, dude.
But you hear their music when you chew the...
Oh, you hear their music.
Oh.
Incredible licensing deal, by the way.
Top-notch.
But, like, what's the point?
Yeah, I just am not.
So you get to enjoy candy and music at the same time.
You vibe ice spice.
You're eating your candy.
I literally do that already.
But now it's powered through your mouth.
Easy.
Powered through my mouth.
I guess I choose...
I go ACON, sure.
I'm surprised how Armani White got onto this list.
I assume there's so many other Grammy-nominated
artists who want to be in people's mouths
and, like, hear you at him.
I know some.
One of them, his name is Sean.
Hey!
Shout out New York, shout out New York.
All right.
Last product we got here, guys,
Samsung has fucking done it.
Finally, they have released their biggest
TV ever, a hundred-30-inch
widescreen,
HD 4K
1080p it is the same size
as a regulation NBA backboard with padding
12 person conference tables lined up or
four washing machines in a row
so do you need this TV in your house
here's what I'm going to say
no
but there are
there are certain walls
that are big and if you have
anything too small
it looks fucking weird and awkward
and if someone has a wall
that needs a whatever inch TV this is,
then put it in there.
Because if it fits on this wall
and then you put like an 75 or it's going to look weird
like that's seen in the office when they points at the...
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Because I feel like a lot of people get custom
like for those types of houses and whatnot.
They get custom-made like TVs.
Wait, Kevin, how many, how tall are you?
Five-five.
And so what is that in inches?
Are you going to see how many Kevin's it is?
Yes.
Hold on.
How tall is...
Oh, chat TV TV TV.
There's probably two kevins.
We're gonna get 65.
Two little keves.
65 inches, yeah.
Wow, two me's?
Yeah, two keves.
Fuck.
I've rushed two kev.
I don't think, I think there's a market for it and people will buy it.
So, why not?
Like, sure.
I don't have a problem with it.
The market is you guys.
Imagine your friend calls you over to mount this TV and you pull up and you're
130 fucking.
I'm not,
I'm not hoping you put it up.
I'll come and sit on the couch and watch it.
We got our, when we got our first flat screen in my house when we were
kids. My mom thought it was way too showy and flashy. But it was right when everyone started getting
him, you know? Yeah. So my mom put drapes in front of the TV and she was like, is this like look more subtle?
We're like, mom. You're drawing more tilt in here. She's like, okay, we'll take him off.
Yeah. Why do you sign us off? Well, I'll sign you off. I love being in New York. I love being
with you. Hate the weather here, but really enjoy the energy and the vibe of New York.
It's a good place. So this was fun. And I think our live podcast are always so much better.
Way better.
So thank you guys for listening.
We love you guys.
Cool look.
That's good for your mitochondria.
Out.
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