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Episode Date: December 6, 2025It’s a full-on Thanksgiving aftermath episode, and the WNBA’s Sophie Cunningham and Bravo’s West Wilson come in HOT. They kick things off with a dramatic caffeine debate—asking... “is Celsius good?”—before breaking down their Thanksgiving plates, sauces, sides, and the chaotic family energy that comes with the holiday. Then it’s all football everything: Kansas City Chiefs worries, sideline drama, and West officially making his NBC reporting debut this Sunday, while Sophie reveals her pre podcast drama including the moment her pants literally ripped mid-outing. They also get into Sophie’s decision to join the new basketball league Project B, why equitable pay for athletes matters, and her excitement in the new venture. From there, it only gets wilder: West and Andy’s St. Louis Blues adventure, Lane Kiffin's rocky departure from Ole Miss to LSU, and fat cats getting their own Ozempic (yes, seriously), and that viral Thanksgiving dinner table collapse that broke the internet.00:00 - START 1:50 - Sophie reflects on Celsius 2:30 - Sophie’s gametime drink schedule 3:08 - Discussing the placebo affect 4:44 - Thanksgiving eve nachos & movies 6:45 - West aunt gets pod shoutout 7:02 - Italian food for Xmas 7:46 - Cousins can make own alcohol 8:38 - Chiefs continue to struggle 10:35 - West SNF NBC sideline reporter 11:36 - WEST GAMETIME GEAR 13:00 - West pops champagne 13:50 - AD BREAK COZY EARTH 15:00 - West lives arrowhead dreams 16:13 - reality stars who like sports 18:00 - West Chiefs outfit 19:20 - Sophie back on rehab grind 20:00 - Sophie has wardrobe issues 20:30 - Sophie outfit emergency 21:50 - Kev producer aka stylist 23:40 -AD BREAK WAY FAIR 25:00 - Sophie joins PROJECT B 26:50 - Sophie going global enjoys travel 27:38 - this is not liv gold 29:00 - Sophie talks weekend warriors 30:13: - AD BREAK SKIMS 31:20 - EQUITY FOR ALL PLAYERS 31:51 - NHL BLUES GAME W/ ANDY 33:00 - THE 6 7 DANCE TREND 37:40 - Midwest sports culture 38:30 - Lane Kiffin New LSU Coach 41:20 - AD BREAK HARD ROCK BET 42:20 - POP CULTURE HEADLINES 42:30 - Ozempic for cats & dogs 44:44 - Is owner to blame? 45:40 - West peeing himself to warm 46:30 - Viral thanksgiving food fail video 48:40 - all time thanksgiving story 49:30 - NO OTHER PUB 12/6 Try Arby’s New Deep Fried Turkey Gobbler Sandwich. Quarter pound of thick-sliced Deep Fried Turkey piled high with crispy onions, Swiss cheese, stuffing, cranberry spread & mayo on a toasted sub bun. Arby’s. We Have the Meats®. https://www.arbys.com/menu/limited-ti...Shop SKIMS Fits Everybody Collection at https://www.skims.com/showme #skimspartnerGet organized, refreshed, and ready for the holidays for way less. Head to https://Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home. Give yourself the gift of luxury and make every moment comfortable. Head to https://cozyearth.com/ and use our code SHOWME for up to 40% off!All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Yeah, you did rip denim.
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At Arby's. And we're in Miami. So I was like, I didn't even know Miami had Arbys, but hell yeah, they do.
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what I just ate. What'd you eat? A double
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Yeah. Like, well,
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We've been eating so much Arby's during the podcast that we didn't record for like a week
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And so we're here to just get back on the road.
I'd like to start off that.
I'm drinking a Celsius and I had no idea that it looks like dehydrated urine.
Alien piss.
Honestly, love Celsius though, like big, big fan.
What flavor?
I think it's strawberry kiwi.
Yeah.
dude, you're dead on.
Yeah, real good.
Real good.
But I did not know that.
No, you should never, it's like, never meet your heroes.
Never pour your favorite energy drinks into a, into a fucking glass.
Do they all look like this?
I saw someone pour out of Celsius like a week ago because I had the same moment that you just had.
I watched them and pour down.
I was like, Jesus, it's fucking great.
So did it look like that?
It's so scary.
Yeah.
So they, oh, that's actually, that's awful.
I drink like one of these before a game and one at halftime.
Yeah.
Is that, that's your go-to, like,
stimulant for hoops.
Yeah.
Well, no.
I don't need it.
Here's a good question for you.
Yeah.
Because I always won't, definitely for baseball.
Football, I think you play once a week and the energy is just naturally there.
But you guys have played back-to-back games.
Mm-hmm.
On the days that you're, like, just not feeling it.
Yeah.
And you're, like, yawning during pregame and stuff.
Yeah.
What do you do to find your, like, your juice?
Honestly, poor Celsius.
Yeah.
Because it really does.
Like, I actually did this study because I'm having some gut issues, you know?
I do not react to caffeine.
It does nothing for me.
Then why are you, what's that for?
What's it fucking called?
See, here you go.
No, no, no.
Um, no, um, well, guys, why am I tripping?
What's it called when you do something and like, you don't actually, but you think
you're getting the benefits, but it's not working?
Pacebo.
It's placebo.
But you drink and energy drink because you think it'll wake you up or like coffee in the
morning.
People think they're like, oh, I can start my day now.
But it's like probably not even working.
Yeah, but they do kind of help.
So what do you do?
Like, if you're yawning and like you really is like turn up.
You got to get your shit together.
Just got to find it.
That is, yes, and everyone goes through it.
Like, there's definitely games that you're more excited for in games that you're not.
But, like, at the end of the day, you're here to freaking win and play basketball in front of people.
Do you ever have my winter?
You're like, yawning?
Like, fuck, there we go.
Yes.
I guess I got to go play defense.
I know.
But sometimes, actually, when I feel tired, I somehow play better.
Because I'm like, hey, I need to get my shit together and, like, show up.
Or I was going to say, or you're just like not so over the top.
Yeah.
And you kind of just like, you play better calm.
Literally.
Is that how you were?
No, football is very like, it's so, there's so much buildup.
Well, yeah.
You can't really, like, you're never going to be, like, tired.
And you do like this shit beat out of you.
Yeah, you wake up the first time you get fucking your job working half.
We didn't see each other over Thanksgiving.
That was like the big, I was like, you were gonna.
I know.
Did you, you saw my brother, though.
I know.
He said he saw you.
I did.
Well, you know what?
I was actually exhausted this Thanksgiving.
And I only went out for maybe like 20 minutes.
And that I was just tired and that was good.
Where was it?
I wanted to make a PSA that I stayed in on Thanksgiving Eve,
aka Blackout Wednesday, AKA, you can hang out with your high school friends.
Wait, that's a good picture of both of you.
That's cute.
Can you go see?
Yeah, so my brother got home at, Henry got home at 4.30, he said,
and then we had to go to my grandmas.
I don't know what they did.
They went to someone's house.
Oh, no.
But I want to say, sorry we didn't cross paths.
It's okay.
It was a big step in my life.
I didn't even...
Well, can you tell me more why you didn't?
Because this is new.
Yeah.
I thought there was more going on.
I did see just a lot of tweets that like, if you're 30, like, let's hang up the cleats the night before Thanksgiving.
And I probably got in my head a little bit.
However, we had to go to my grandmas the next day.
And I think I had something else that weekend.
I don't know.
But I went home watching a movie with my dad.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's nice.
But it was like a, that was a big step.
And now I probably won't even consider that night as like a something.
to do. No, I know. I think you also grow out of it. Like, the more you mature and stuff like that,
you just like need rest and you just want to be, here's my thing. I never get to really be home and
like just be with the people I want to be with. And all my friends, I hate that I didn't get to see
them. But I actually just stayed home and spent so much time with my family. And it was like so
fulfilling. Yeah. And I had so many opportunities to like go be with all my friends. They all
watch the Missou game at Cooper's house. And I wanted to go, but I just couldn't get off the couch.
Like I was just so, I was just content. I think you,
if someone would have texted me and, like, made plans, I would have done it.
My, my, like, everyone was just kind of, like, chilling.
Really?
I saw, I saw, like, Thomas and Brian and Ross at where?
Tap House for, like, a beer.
Oh, yeah.
Thing, I didn't go to Tap House.
I literally went to Addison's for their nachos.
Stop by Understudy to see Wyatt, and that's where I ran into your brother.
All of our friends were down there for a little bit.
But I was just, like, I was good.
I've been exhausted.
So it's just nice to, like, go home.
I feel like a fat fuck, to be honest after Thanksgiving, but that's fine.
Um, how was your plate?
So good.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so good.
I had like three, four plates.
All my family are all, all zoo grads, obviously.
So they're like, they listen to this podcast.
And one of my aunts was like, thanks for the shout out on your podcast.
I was like, when did I give your shout out?
And she like, she played it back.
And I was like, my aunt makes fucking cheesy potatoes at Thanksgiving.
And she was like just dialed.
It's good.
Didn't have them this year, though.
Yeah.
Which is, you know what we were, we were all deciding like for Christmas.
We're actually going to do like an Italian Christmas dinner.
Like Italian food
Yeah
I was thinking like culturally
Oh no no
Like the Italian
Can you imagine
That Kenningham's all doing that
Um
That sounds kind of fun
Yeah like we always kind of do like
I feel like Easter
Thanksgiving Christmas
Probably missing one
But we always do like the same types of meals
And so this year
Our cousins are gonna do things
Or a freaking Italian dinner
Lunch dinner
I really fuck with that
Because there's no rules for Christmas food
But it's kind of like
But it's like rules
That are like unwritten rules
Yeah
And now like we're breaking up
the norm, which I have so far.
So, like, spaghetti.
Pizza is, like, a little juvenile,
but, like, good pasta.
Yeah.
And wine.
Yeah, four pastas, a bunch of wine.
Our cousins, they make their own alcohol.
Okay.
Do you know how cool that is?
Like, like Moonshine.
Oh, it's like basement alcohol.
Yeah.
But, like, so good.
No, no, no.
Like, you know.
Yeah, it's like secret.
Yeah, it is.
In, like, mason jars.
I guess.
But it's so good.
And they, like, make their own wine.
They do all that type of stuff.
They're just super.
down to do all that.
So I'm like, say less.
I'll drink it.
I'll tell you how it is.
That sounds really fun.
It's December now.
Thanksgiving's over.
Fucking goddamn the cheap.
Thanksgiving is great until the fucking Chiefs.
What is going on?
It's been going on now.
I know.
That's why, okay, I mean, we'll probably talk about this more.
But Sovinaire going from here to Kansas City for a little party Saturday.
And Kev.
Kev's coming too.
And Kev.
Can't cut Kev's things.
to this episode, which is sad.
But the Chiefs are,
I feel like I've said this like four weeks in a row now.
Baxter against the wall.
This is if they lose Sunday.
It's over.
Over.
It's over.
They'll have played in three Super Bowls in a row to not making the playoffs,
which is fucking crazy.
I will give them the benefit of the doubt.
When you play three or four extra games every single postseason.
West.
It's football, though.
That stacks up.
up.
You, they have a long off season.
Not.
Okay, not as like, it's longer than yours.
But I'm saying football fucking destroys you.
It takes years off your life.
I totally agree with that.
And you know what I think is also funny?
It's like, how old is like, how old are like the bets of football?
Oh, like 30.
Like Travis is old.
Like, how old is he?
37 or something?
Well, he's 37.
I mean, let's Google.
Okay, yeah, 36.
36.
Wow, that is actually pretty.
old for football.
Yeah.
I was thinking more like 30 or 30, 1, 2, 3 would be pretty old for football.
Well, like Brady planes lose 41.
It was like insane.
Fucking insane.
Yeah.
That's like the Diana Tarasio.
Yeah.
But my point was like, you're playing full and extra, if you just say the last three years,
that's an extra, like almost 10 games.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
You think if you went to the championship,
four years in a row, the fifth year
you'd be like a little, not over it, but you're kind of like
yawn. Not, not over it, but I also
think that when you do experience that
and you don't have all the, the tools that you need,
you know what you're lacking. Do you kind of get what I'm saying?
Because people want to go get their money, which they totally should,
people leave and then you lose that talent. And if you don't replace it,
then like everyone knows you're lacking of what got you there
the past whatever years. Yeah.
Also, breaking news, I will not be shotgunning beers.
I know, this is cool.
Can't drink with you at the tailgate Sunday because I am now hosting on the field.
I'm a sideline reporter for Chiefs Texans Peacock Livestream reality hot seats.
So fucking turn me up.
I love that.
Yeah, just handheld mic right here.
I'm going to be a little bit professional, maybe a joke or two.
Definitely throwing a joke or two.
But it is crazy, though, that now here I am, that like a reality TV show, me jumping in a pool got me a sideline reporting job.
I love it. Full Circle moment, maybe.
You know?
I hope Patrick sees me in winks.
Have you interviewed him before?
Yes.
So it kind of works.
Yeah.
So they told me keep it pretty neutral in general with my colors and unbiased reporter.
I'm wearing all chief stuff.
So it'll be fun.
But I got to make sure I find everyone.
Like, I've got to see my dad do some points.
Yep.
I'm going to try to dress warm enough, but also look professional on camera.
Swaggy.
Mm-hmm.
And they're bringing the peacock cameras to our tailgate, too.
So we'll get some interviews in there.
But this is awesome.
Pretty exciting.
Thanks.
I feel like this is going to be like the step of something new.
Well, yeah.
I like doing things that are like, like, it's fun.
Like, people are always like, would you ever want to broadcast?
I'm like, I don't know.
It just feels so formal.
That's what I liked going on Good Morning Football.
Because that show you can be silly
And I think I'm going to get to be a little silly
Nowadays not all broadcasting is so professional
Like think about it
No I agree like Pat McAfeevers tank tops
Literally and he's jumping off in a speedo
Yeah
Like I think I like him
Yeah, well he's a big indie guy
I don't know how you guys don't know each other yet
His studio is an indie
I should try to get on his show
The crew is
Heather Gay, Justin Sylvester
Boston freaking Rob
And Kate Chastain
And you?
And I'm gonna be
be, like, I'll be, like, cut into them in the studio.
Oh, also, I think there's going to be, like, sneak peeks of shit.
Like, I think they're introing new summer house people on the show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what do you mean?
Who?
Like, the new guys.
One of them may or may not be from Kansas City, bitch.
Who?
All right, so, Freddy.
Okay.
To Sunday night football, is that okay?
Can I do that?
Fuck, I was not right.
It happened before I even turned.
I busted my hand open.
That's no scared.
I just heard my hand really bad.
I hope I don't mess up.
But tune in.
Don't watch.
Hopefully it goes better than that bottle pop.
Peacock Sunday night.
I'm going to have to text so many of my aunts that they're like, how do I open peacock?
Oh, Shirley, Heather and.
Shirley.
And Cheryl and Heather and Ann Ann Ancy.
And Heather and Nancy can figure it out.
But Cheryl fucking download the app now.
This is good.
Dude, congrats.
Big steps.
All right.
Let me set you the scene.
So holidays are here.
everything goes straight chaos.
I'm still doing workouts.
I'm traveling.
I'm trying to get my presence together.
I'm just trying to like figure out my life.
Chaos.
Your suitcase is never unpacked.
Your phone's always buzzing.
And chaos is everywhere and it's hard to get 10 minutes to yourself.
Which is exactly why the second I reach home,
I'm going straight for the couch,
probably a little bit of popcorn,
make sure the air conditioning's on
because I'm going for my bubble cuddle blanket
from cozy earth
because I just want to relax a little bit.
Yeah, my apartment is basically cozy earth headquarters at this point.
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Kansas City. So they were like, we need a sideline reporter. And it does help that I've kind of
been doing this for a while. But I'm kind of fired up. I need to like behave during the day,
but it's like cool. And it is at Arrowhead where I've been watching games as a kid and now I'll
have a microphone. So is it like literally just you and the camera? Oh my God. I think. I mean, I don't
know, I won't know until we like get into it, but, um, it's the whole game.
Do you know what you're talking about yet?
No, they said they're like working on maybe a, like a segment with Donna Kelsey.
Nice.
She'll be there.
Yep.
But no, it's like full blown like stick mic.
And honestly, this is fun because it's not as stuffy as a real broadcast.
I don't have to talk about like if the cheese thing, you know, like run the ball more.
I can joke about like the atmosphere and like how things are going.
and make weird analogies and metaphors.
It's going to be awesome.
Yeah.
And I've already seen some posts about it
that are like a lot of women saying like
this is the only reason I'll watch football.
I love this. This is good.
So, should be sick.
Should be fun.
Wait, can I ask something though?
Yeah.
I feel like you're really good at this.
But what other people in reality TV are also really good at this?
So the four they have, they did like.
Not trying to shit on.
No, no, no, no.
I just don't know.
They did table reads and chemistry tests.
Yeah.
I think they had like 10 or 12 people do it.
Oh, good.
And they chose four of the people who they thought, like, worked the best.
Nice.
Because I asked, because Heather Gay is a Salt Lake City Housewife.
And I was like, oh, how did she get chosen?
Yeah.
She showed up and was just, like, knew everything.
Yeah, I think, like, has family involved in football.
And, dude, in Utah, BYU topton program right now, the Utah, the Utah citizens know a lot of balls.
Really?
Andy Reid went to BYU.
And she went to BYU.
Andy Reid did?
Yeah.
Wait, that might be fun.
I wonder if she knows.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what?
We have some big news.
What's the news, new?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to a...
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about...
what we should call it.
Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it
one of the early names of our band
before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad,
Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet.
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Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcasts presents Soccer Moms.
So I'm Leanne.
Yeah.
This is my best friend Janet.
Hey.
And we have been joined at the hips since high school.
Absolutely.
Now a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip.
Just a little bit bigger hips, wider.
This is a podcast.
We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey.
All the snacks and drink.
Sidebar.
Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?
They had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
Do you want a white collar or something here?
Just hit it.
Oh, what are y'all doing?
Microphones?
Are you making a rap album?
Oh, I would.
Come on.
Could you believe?
I would buy it.
Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, you're lucky.
I'm not a drug addict.
You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.
You are.
You are.
You're lucky I'm not a killer.
I love this team,
and I'm really trying.
to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.
Oh.
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Fun connection.
Love Andy.
So that is Sunday.
So I will, I think they're going to bring the cameras there to our tailgate first.
That will be fun.
And be like, oh, we're outside.
You need to focus.
Like, you can't be messing around.
No, I'll have like a beer or two.
Yeah.
and eat some food.
Yeah.
It will not be what it typically is.
It will not be usual.
What did the boys say?
Because that's some harsh news.
Yeah.
Like good news, but harsh news.
They'll be fine.
There's enough of us that hopefully they don't, they don't like miss my antics too much.
But also now my dad's got to find someone to go with because I was going to go see with him.
He'll be fine.
He'll be fine.
Why won't your mom go?
Is she working?
Maybe.
My mom's good for like two or three a year.
Also, once it's cold, I think she gets.
What about Hind dog?
Henry's bringing.
his Chicago friends.
Oh, really?
He shouldn't already be there.
Oh, that'll be fine.
Yeah.
You're actually just bring a friend.
He's gonna.
Yeah, that'll be fine.
He'll be great.
But also the biggest thing I was like, do I have to dress in neutrals and being
unbiased news reporter?
What did they say?
They were like, honestly, everyone knows your chief's fan.
And like, don't fake it.
So I put together a little outfit before I packed last night.
Like, not, is it like too much or is it like enough?
I think it's cute.
It's like touches of chiefs, but it still looks, I think,
professional and cool.
You ready?
Yep, let me see.
It's supposed to be cold.
It's like all denim.
You dumb ass, that's full on chiefs.
It's a scarf and a hat.
Dude, please show the camera.
Hold on, pause.
He said touch of cheese.
Just remember that's what he said.
It's not like a red coat that like I would normally wear.
That's tasteful.
That's full on chief, Jaddingas.
But yeah, people will know that that's who I'm supporting and where I was
birthed.
But
it still is like
somewhat neutral.
I thought it was
going to be like
touches of like
a little red
and like a little
yellow.
It was like
full on
beanie in a scarf.
Hell yeah,
dude.
Do your thing.
You're gonna kill it.
I'm excited.
Are you going in?
I'm actually going home.
I'm not going.
Are you tailgating?
No,
like I'm leaving
at like 7 a.m.
on Sunday.
So here's my thing
is
I want to have fun and I want to go.
Don't get me wrong.
But I've got to rehab.
Like, I have been...
We'll play seven on seven in the parking lot.
And we'll play like rehab.
Like, I know.
I'm saying we'll work on your cuts.
Throw me some.
I'll run some routes.
You throw me the wall.
No, I do want to go.
Like, I haven't been to a Chiefs game this year yet,
which is, like, kind of sad.
But I also know that I have some kind of cool stuff
that I can't talk about yet coming up.
And I've got to get my shit together.
Honestly, we're both growing.
I didn't go out before Thanksgiving and your Skipping Chiefs game to rehab to be your professional.
But I do.
Like, I do miss, oh my God, my shirt's not buttoned.
Do you need a button?
Sure.
Go ahead and button me.
Keep talking about what secrets you have.
Well, I can't.
I can't yet.
But all I'm trying to say is I got some big things coming up.
And, oh.
Oh, good thing that you have time to work on this.
Is it working?
Fuck.
And then he was, you going.
Kind of hard, huh?
I tried, but then I just totally forgot about it.
Actually, now that he's working on my fit, thank you.
We are going to a hard rock party tonight.
Yeah.
And this is going like totally left.
But I was getting ready because I don't, you're going to go change after, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Yeah.
That's fine.
But I didn't know if we were going to have time or not.
So I just got ready.
And what I was going to wear was like super cute.
it writ, like right down the butt crack.
And what does that, what does that mean?
Like, my pants writ.
Like, I put it on.
Are you?
And I try to bend, I try, I try to bend over.
And I heard of, no, and I looked at.
Full crack.
Oh, full crack.
Full crack.
What's grown?
It could be good.
I think my thighs, honestly.
And I'm trying to get thicky than a snicky, but that's not really working.
Was it, it wasn't a dress.
No, it was like shorts.
It's like shorts.
I had a little cute fit.
It was like a denim matching set.
It was super cute.
That is cute.
No, it was.
Wait, you ripped denim?
Well, down the middle.
I don't think.
That's insane.
I should.
But once I looked, though, it kind of looked like there was already something wrong at the top of it.
You know what I mean?
Now you're blaming the...
It's not me.
Okay.
It's the alpha.
For ripping your denim in half?
Yeah, so that's not great.
So that.
Oh, that's why Kevin was at Zara.
No.
Because you ripped your fucking denim in half.
I was...
doing something and I was like Kev, I was like between here and shooting.
Yeah.
I was like, I've got to go to like Target or Zara.
Like, that's the only closest things I know that has outfits that I could maybe potentially wear.
And Kev's like, well, I can go for you.
And like, Kevin, are you even good in fashion?
Yeah, get cute, Kev.
Kevin did not pick this.
Oh.
Like, I just threw stuff together.
And so I have a bag.
Where's that from?
So this, I don't know.
Kevin went and he like was FaceTime.
me and this like the store lady was like,
okay, so what do you like, what's your size?
Does this look good?
And it's like, oh, this is, oh.
I'm like, perfect.
I definitely wasn't at Target.
I know a target employee was not like, so what's your style?
There's no shot.
Well, I literally driving.
I'm like, look around your camera because I was there earlier today just to like
look around.
And so I was like, go left, pick these out, go here.
And I was like, just find someone that maybe I showed her in my top.
I switched my top.
And I was like, find something that looks good with this.
And so he just went and got me like three or four things.
That should be hot girl of the week then, whatever her name was.
Do we know her?
I thought you were telling Kevin should be hot girl all the week.
Yeah, she has to be hot girl all the week, but the lady at Zara.
Go for it.
The lady at Zara.
I haven't tried anything on.
I might just wear this, but it knows.
Damn.
So, yeah.
It's my first time seeing your scars in real life.
I know.
And I'm just pale.
Like, they're a little hairy.
Do you have you, do, like, scraping?
Ooh, yeah.
It hurts like hell.
It hurts so bad.
So I actually went on a run today.
and outside
on concrete
yeah it hurt
it just hurts my back too much
I don't really I don't ever do it
oh I love to run
I wouldn't think that you would
really oh love like it just like is very
you're like a suicides girl not a
not like a 5k girl no I'm a 5k girl
because like I go at my own pace
and I listen to music and I'm good
anyway my scars were like hurting during my run
yeah like they were itching
that's what the scraping is to like
Yeah, like desensitize it.
One to flatten them out.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's be real here.
The holidays always just like sneak up on you and you're not ready for anything.
People are texting you.
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You are just not prepared.
That's when you kind of look around your place and you're like, where am I putting all these people?
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In other big news, Project B.
Do you want to spill the freaking beans?
So it's a league.
So the W season goes from May to October for people who don't know.
And this league will go in our offseason.
So like there's other things like unrivaled,
AU in Nashville,
then people can go overseas too.
But this is a whole new one.
And this one offers a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of money.
And that's why people are like moving towards this.
And this is also different than unrivaled.
Completely different.
So how many, like, floating leagues are there?
Three?
I would say that, like, a lot of the American players are doing are, I would say the majority is two.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I think there's going to be a lot of people switching over.
That's cool.
So, like, here's my thing.
So all these leagues are great.
But at the end of the day, like, if you don't have the W, you don't have the platform.
Right.
So you don't have the eyes.
You don't have the recognition.
That's right, Caitlin Clark.
Yeah.
You have the W.
Yeah.
I try to get her to play in this one.
She's like, no.
I saw Kelsey Mitchell's playing.
Yeah, which I'm super excited about.
Super excited to play with Kelsey.
Or I don't know if I'll play with her, but we'll be in the same week.
But so you go to like seven different markets around the world.
You're only there for a certain amount of time and then you have the rest of time off.
So I could like stay in that market and travel for free pretty much.
Do you know the markets?
I do, but I don't know the exact city.
So I know there's like two in Asia, two in Europe.
I think two in the North and South America's and one else.
Where. Dude, that fucking rocks. I'm excited because I actually miss kind of traveling the world.
I was in France for seven months. I went to Australia at the like the beginning of my career.
Loved it. You just get cultured. It's it's fun. And I've missed it. But I also don't want to play
your round. Like my body can't handle it. I have other things I want to do that I'm interested in.
And so this just gives me the like the perfect opportunity to go play, get cultured, like see the world,
but also like be able to come home and still experience like what I want to experience.
So you think it's a tasteful amount of basketball that like wouldn't burn you out.
It's offering you multiple things outside of like just buying.
Yeah.
So and they have like the bet they're going to have the best PTs.
They're just super organized.
Do you know where like who's backing it?
Who's like like well?
Well, I know.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say but I'll just say like four huge tech companies that
are like well known and they have a shit ton of money.
So a lot of people think this is like Saudi money and it's not at all.
It's not a live for whatever.
No.
No, no, no.
So I'm excited.
And I think the people that are running it are just good, good people.
I think it's good experience.
Did they, did they recruit?
you or did you reach out to them?
No, they recruited me and I, I, not even going to lie, I actually kind of turned it down twice.
Okay.
Because I was like, I don't, like, I don't want to play overseas.
I don't, whatever.
And then, like, the more details I got and, like, the more I really thought about, I'm like,
dude, what a great time to, like, expand my brand globally.
I get to play year around, which will help me stay in shape.
That will help me.
Because I'm about to hit, like, I'm hitting my prime.
So prime in the WMBA is, like, anywhere from 28 to 34.
You better fucking ball out then
Yeah, but I'm a late bloomer too
So I'm like, I'll probably be
You know, the 50 year old still playing
Yeah, yeah
Like in the church league
Stepbacks and shit
Talking shit to little kids, yeah
I did that with my uncle one time
I played in his church league
And he was like, there's this guy
He played D2 basketball
And he fucks us up
And he could just get mid-range
Floaters all day
And no one could stop him
You know what is hilarious
And when I was, you weren't there
You're at BravoCon
But I was up in New York
And we all went to dinner
after the Sun Cruiser event.
And there is a couple guys there
and they play in like the New York
like City League or something.
It's like CYBA, but like for older people.
Is it, if it's not Volos sports?
What, what? It's like it, it was like three letters.
Do you kind of know what I'm talking about?
Oh, well, it's not, is it, it's not Volo.
Like it's, but were they like all good?
Um, they were all like.
Do you think it's the same level as my kickball league
or better or worse?
I, I think it might be a little.
better. Yeah, okay, so it's probably not
Volo. It's probably something that I don't know of.
Okay, well, they all
are like finance people, and
they all take their basketball so serious.
Like getting... Angle-angle braces.
Oh, yeah, and like, making sure that they're fit for their
game. Wiping their... Wiping their shoes off, every defensive
possession. Literally. And I was like, I would love to see that. Yeah, so it'll be
really cool. It's going to be fun. Are you excited?
I am, actually.
No.
Do you think you'll play commercial?
where they chart. No, everything's first class. Everything's chartered. Everything's like,
we're going to be at the nicest hotels, nicest. Anything you can think of that is great overseas,
that's where we're going to be. That's awesome. Yeah. But I do think it's cool because like,
say we play in Italy, you play for two weeks and then I could stay there and explore for two weeks.
Yeah. Like literally damn near for free. And get some recipes for next Christmas.
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Yeah.
they're giving equity to everyone.
Yeah.
Which is sick.
Yeah, I think like the first kind of like wave of people who are willing to go for it,
because this is new.
So they're, it's risky, but high risk, high reward.
That, yeah, they're giving equity.
And so I'm like, I'm all for that.
Like it's especially with like the money that is involved in, honestly, the platform that
gives us athletes to like expand our game in our brand globally is huge.
So like I'm for that 100%.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
That's dope.
So enough about me, but fun stuff while you were back home while you were being lazy.
You also went to the blues game with Andy.
That looked awesome.
And you got your, what's it called the Zaboni?
Zamboni.
Zamboni.
There's an M in that word.
I actually asked the Zamboni guy what the technology is in the Zamboni.
So there's a little blade and it shaves off like a quarter inch maybe of ice.
that, like, has been carved up from the skates.
Oh.
So it's, like, it's, like, shoveling that off.
And then there's hot water that drips in from the Zamboni so that it fills the cracks.
Really?
Also from their skates.
Ah.
So then by the time the Zambonis come off and the guys come back on the ice, it's already frozen.
And it, like, fills the crevices.
Wait, this is dumb.
And why hot water?
I think because then that, like, really, like, it really gets in there.
Oh.
And kind of, like, remelt the ice.
Yeah.
So that, like, is more of one cohesive.
like platform.
Yeah, I like that.
But that was cool.
And holy fuck.
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.
And guess what?
We have some big news.
What's the news,
huge news?
We created our own podcast called,
Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to a...
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name,
Hey Jonas, guys?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.
Before Jonas Brothers was...
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast,
where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas,
and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, not quite.
Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and Friends.
Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform?
We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas.
And I'm C.J. Toledano, and our podcast, Point Game is about defining the odds.
Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed.
And finding ways to win no matter what.
He's the smartest player to ever play the game.
His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before.
And he knows without Luca and Austin Reeves, I got to manipulate the game.
We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs.
I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series
because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup,
he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid.
He has to guard Julius Randall.
And then he has to give us everything he gives us
on the night-to-night bases on offense.
And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson,
we dive into some playoff history too.
Steve Nash would get that thing.
That man, hell get the flying.
He running up the court, licking his fingers,
why he got the ball, like,
After you go through a training camp with that Isaiah, you figure it out real quick.
Oh, yeah.
Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball.
So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jared Adano.
You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet.
Help! Somebody! Please!
But there's so much more to me than that.
I'm an actor. I'm a comedian.
And recently, I've become quite the helper myself.
And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hippocrat, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.
Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice.
Join me and my comedian friends as we riff rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man.
If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice.
One ring is too scary.
Oh, cream of chicken suit.
Hey, cream.
Cream of chicken soup.
This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know.
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Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcasts presents soccer moms.
So I'm Leanne.
Yeah.
This is my best friend, Janet.
Hey.
And we have been joined at the hips since high school.
Absolutely.
Now a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip.
Just a little bit bigger hips.
wider. This is a podcast we're recording it
as we tailgate our youth soccer games
in the back of my Honda Odyssey.
With all the snacks and drink.
Sidebar. Why did you get hard
seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
Do you want a white collar something here? Just a
What are y'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap
album?
Oh, I would.
Come on.
Can you move? I would buy it.
Cuts through the defense like a hot
knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, you're lucky. I'm not a
drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You're lucky I'm not a killer. I love this team and I'm really
trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on. Oh.
Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
So Andy gets on this Sanboni, I get on this Sanboni. So then we're doing like our circles.
You're like waving people. Every kid under the age of 20.
They just looked at me and did this.
I knew you better to do that.
Why?
It's like just what they're doing.
I don't like that.
I mean, there's nothing to it.
I know, but just like all these little kids like,
I just don't like it.
It was insane.
So I looked up, I did one of these to mom and dad.
Yeah.
And then just...
Did you hit one of these?
And I just six-sevined.
And did the crowd go crazy?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, the kids fucking thought it was awesome.
And just...
That's like all.
There's no layers to it
Like that's just it
Well, at least you can read a room though
Yeah
You knew it'd get the crowd of it
But it actually was like a lovely day
So it was just Andy's family and my family
And a little sweet
Oh
Henry go?
Yeah Henry was there
Good
And we just kind of like
Had some drinks much hockey
Blues won
I did more
I did a in between second
And third period
I did a little like hockey breakdown
For like
Yeah
fucking Jumbotron thing
Which I'm not
You mean? Like you were talking?
Yeah, but like hockey.
Like, it was like a breakdown of the game.
Oh, no.
They said I did really well.
Well, no, I'm not saying, oh, no to that, but I don't know enough about hockey to like break that shit down.
I just knew like a few words and just snuck them in and like made it sound like cool.
I said we got to get more bodies in front of the goal.
And we've been getting a lot of shots.
We've been getting a lot of shots on goal.
We're just going to fucking finish.
Well, that's.
I guess I said that.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
But if you sound confident, everyone's like, yeah.
Oh, wait.
This guy really gets it.
And then I did, I, they've been, they've lost in overtime like seven times this year.
Yeah.
So I, we're, and blues were down to one.
So I was like, I'd love to get two in the third period so we don't go to overtime.
Our luck's not traveling.
That's what you said.
That's what you said.
Yeah.
So, pro.
But really, it was just like, it was just great.
Good.
And it was fun.
Like, my parents got to meet Andy and Andy was like super nice.
How old is Andy?
Fun fact, born three days before my dad.
They were talking about when they were born.
So that would make Andy Cohen born June 2nd, 1969.
1968.
Wow, June 2nd, 1968.
Fuck yeah.
I mean, it wasn't like that hard, but I'm, yeah.
What other than I can do.
Stop.
No, Kevin.
Fired.
But fun.
And anything I can do that's like, I don't know, just Missouri sports.
I always show love.
So fun.
You know?
And they, did they send you your jersey?
Finally.
Yeah.
So the one I wore was the same.
Was yours white or blue?
Blue.
Give me a white one.
But I have, I already had a blue one.
Dude, my, so many people commented on my, on the blue one.
Didn't you wear that?
You tunnel fit that.
Yeah, during our finals.
They love that.
It was awesome.
It was actually so cool.
Wait, is, is the St. Louis Blues atmosphere really good?
They're not like kicking ass this year, but I would say for the day after Thanksgiving.
Like, it was full.
Really?
And they won.
Like, yeah, it was good.
hockey people fucking let it rip.
Well, no, not everyone because my first hockey game that I ever went to.
Were you going to say in Arizona?
Yeah, horrible.
Yeah, but they moved the fucking team because they were so bad.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
They're trying to get them back.
Not now.
They're trying to get them back.
I'm not, because I've been to a Blackhawks game.
Sick.
It was awesome.
And I was like, dude, I really fuck with hockey.
Like, this is, I shouldn't play the sport.
And then I went to a coyote's game.
Yeah.
Horrible.
Well, I mean, clearly.
Like, they don't exist.
anymore for a reason.
Yeah, that was bad.
They were bad, and I also just don't think
what Arizona is that. But like Dallas
has a great hockey team, people love hockey
in Dallas.
See, I don't know. They said it
used to be good, and then they moved him to ASU.
They were playing
on a college campus.
Because of the arena or something.
I have no idea.
It was horrible. Like I,
like, no one cheered.
It was like silent. I'm like, this sucks.
Like, I, this is, it's like golf. I'm like,
no thanks.
Coolest thing ever was I did.
There's a thing called Stadium Series where they would play like two or maybe a few.
I don't know.
A couple of hockey games in like NFL stadiums outside.
And I did, I think it was Toronto played the Preds in Nashville.
So like in the Titan Stadium.
Yeah.
That was when I was the bleach report and they like had me on the glass.
That's cool.
And that was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
But also everyone was like, are you like not banned from the NHL anymore?
Do you know that story?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
But I have to go local now.
So I had to go through the local channels
And I can get in
That is too good
Yeah, the blues fuck with me
So I'm, it's all good
Honestly, I think that like
Midwest sports are just so good
Because like that's what people like have to do
Like that's their fun
Yeah
You know what I mean?
And like I miss the Midwest culture of sports
I did I did
Well Indiana
No, it's awesome
Yeah you're kind of
That's what I'm saying
But like going from Phoenix
Which had it great
Our team did good
With fans
But it's just a different
I don't think of, like, anyone in Arizona, like, being a fucking good, like, a rabid fan of anything.
No, but that's what I'm saying is, like, they don't care if you lose.
They don't care.
They don't, like, but, like, in the Midwest, like, yeah.
Fucking get your head out of your house and win us a game.
Yeah.
I'm like, you're right.
Well, there's a lot of talk right now, um, because Philly won a Super Bowl last year and
the fans are like booing them.
Yeah.
They egg the OC's house this week.
I don't know if you saw that.
No, I did not.
Wait, who, who flipped off?
Who?
Oh, you're talking about Lane Kiffin and the fans are over?
This is actually a good talking point
And I'm curious what your thoughts are
So Lane Kiven was a coach at Ole Miss
Yep
They're like gonna be in the playoff
Yeah
LSU offered him a job
He took it
Yeah
Which it's not going from like Ohio State to Florida
It's going from like your next door
It's going to your next door neighbor
Oh obviously
He actually in a press conference
I was like I don't know how much I'm making
Like I told me a manager not to do
Bullshit
Yeah fucking liar
but so he claimed he wanted to coach them through the rest of the season
which at first I was like yeah let him finish the year but then I was like
no he's fucking going to your rival and he's like actively recruiting for them and so
the school told him to fuck off and people went to the airport and booed him and gave him
birds when he like got on the plane to go to that
Baton Rouge okay I don't care what people say that's just funny to me like people
care so much and love their sports team so much that they will like literally quit from their jobs
and like get out of school just to go like tell someone to fuck off. Yeah. Welcome to the Midwest.
Well, that's like SEC shit. Yeah. But you know what? I was thinking like if I was an athlete and you were like in it and you're a good school and then your coach decides just to go to like go to, I wouldn't want them around.
Yeah. Because you're not in it. Like you're all about like we're all we have like all this type of stuff. We're going to war with each other.
Yeah. But yeah, then you.
And I get it.
As the coaching perspective, I get it.
But also, like, I just think there's a time and place.
And, like, be where your two feet are at at the same time.
The one part that's not his fault is, like, the calendar of...
Thousand percent.
College football.
Thousand percent.
And how, like, fucking all these other schools seasons are over.
So they're looking for coaches.
I get it.
And, like, he has to take the job at that time.
That sucks.
And that's why people are so hurt about it.
But also, it's not like...
To me, the weirdest part is he's got a great team, led a team to the
cultural playoff.
Yeah.
Like he's leaving now to go start a project at LSU and like there's no telling that he would
even get them to be as good as he got old.
Like it's just weird, but it is weird.
But I get it because like we're not in his shoes.
And I feel like when you have a good opportunity, even if you're in a good opportunity
where you're like where you're at, you still want to like, first of all, get your money
while you can.
Yeah.
But if he's wanting to rebuild and he's really good at that, then like great opportunity.
But it's just hard because like, like, you're just hard because like, like,
Like, you're already built something so great.
And these kids, like, believe in you and they rely on you.
Yeah.
And then, like, that's just a tough part of coaching, you know?
But, I mean, that's tough, tough situation.
But I think it's funny that people went and, like, flipped them off.
Yeah.
Hey, in the W, people get, some females get mad when you get booed and you leave teams early.
So.
Oh.
Booming rocks.
We've, I think we talked about this like our first episode.
I can't love it.
Getting booed, it feels cooler than applause.
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Oh, dudes.
All right, so here's a headline that called my eyes.
Okaba, the medicine company,
and it's a new study,
OZempic for cats.
Apparently 60% of cats and dogs are obese.
So how do you guys feel about that?
They're calling it a huge advance amount of medical friends here.
Cats don't run.
Dogs do.
I've seen more fat cats and fat dogs.
I don't care.
Why?
Who cares?
Stop being your cat so much.
Stop being your dog.
Go take your dog for fun.
If you're getting that,
that is just so stupid.
I don't like it.
Speaking of OZMPA.
I don't like it.
I've heard so many things.
that like we're going to look back
and Ozympic is going to have like really, really,
really bad
like I don't know
what the right medical term would be, but just like
lasting effects or it's going to be, I don't know,
it's like cheating. According to my mom,
some people are genetically
fucking dumb.
No, built to like they're either like going to be heavier
or some people like can't keep doing at all.
But if you were to be like
someone
on the heavier side,
naturally, there's like a lot of things that you like cannot do to like fix it.
Well, yeah, that's what makes everyone like unique though.
So like why are we all trying to fit the same fucking build?
We're not.
Because Instagram, everyone's hot on Instagram.
Instagram can fuck off.
Think about it.
No swimsuit posts then for the rest of the year from you.
I'm not, you think that I'm like a skinny little petite thing.
My thighs are chafing.
That's why I've ripped my denim jeans.
Yeah, you did rip denim.
That's a good point.
Maybe I need a sim.
Who? Here's a better question. When you see a fat dog, fat cat, do you look at the dog or the cat and think like, get it together or do you look at your owner?
I look at the animal. Yeah, I've thought that too. I'm like, they're just a product of their environment.
Dude, it's like he doesn't, he can't open the door. Dude, I'm not going to lie you. We have, we've had two fat cats in our family.
See?
Fat. Yeah. But they're so kind of.
are they inside uh both are that they're outside they actually kind of go like during the summer
they lose weight and it's fun and then during the winter it's like they freaking they're like bears you know
they like wait have you ever seen those videos where like the cats look so fucking big and then they
cut through like a little fence and they're actually not that big it's just they're yeah they're just
so fluffy and big and around oh yeah yeah no ours aren't like that ours are like actually
fat actually crazy story one time don't
this camp out before fall camp in college.
In Montana in the summer,
like it's obviously warm, but then at nighttime,
it still gets to like, it can be like 60,
55 in like July.
This kid Mac, who's a linebacker,
slept in a hammock, and he said
that he was just like fucking freezing cold
in the middle of night and he was like, pissed drunk,
pissed himself on purpose and his boxers
because he was like so cold to warm up.
And then he said a half hour later,
he was just sop, like,
sopping wet and cold again.
Duh.
Yeah, and he was like,
he was like,
it was the dumbest,
dumbest thing I've ever done,
but like in real time,
I thought it would work.
And he pissed himself in a hammock.
And then, like,
his boxers were, like,
crunchy frozen in the morning.
That just, like,
shows the women in this room,
men do not have brains.
Um,
what else do you have,
Kiv?
Girl,
he's giving her Thanksgiving speech,
his whole dinner tale behind her,
like,
huge trade of food,
falls straight to the floor,
turns down.
So I guess what do you guys do once that happens?
Do you continue Thanksgiving?
You get pizza with plans.
You eat it off the floor.
Pause.
Have you seen this video?
No.
Can you please send it to it?
Let's get a live reaction.
Not to make this about me.
But after cow vaccinations on Tuesday or on Wednesday.
Yeah.
We took a group picture and all my cousins were on the table.
And I went to go sit.
The whole table fell over.
So every picture from Wednesday, there's a flat fucking table and benches.
and it's because I sat on it
and the whole thing broke.
And my dad was like, thank God
the horses didn't get spooked.
Thanks.
Because they were like tucked in this corner
and I fully broke the table.
So not, again, not to make it about me,
but that's like very...
No, let's speak it about you.
Because here it is.
Say that happened
and everything, your aunt...
What's her name?
Well, I got Aunt Cheryl,
Anne, Nancy, and Aunt Heather.
Nancy, Heather.
Cheryl.
Cheryl.
Those are the most fucking Missouri
Aunt names ever.
Imagine all of them have been
cooking for hours,
maybe some days.
But I think that girl in the video wasn't her fault.
No, it wasn't.
But I'm just saying that, like, say you're there and you're like, first of all, what
is she been reading?
Like, what, was it a prayer or is it a speech?
Like, I don't know what's going.
For those of you who don't know me, it's like your cousins.
But if you look, all the food is on one side of the table.
So, like, they shouldn't even.
You're right.
I'm getting squirrel brain.
So imagine that's you.
And like, say you just like rest your hand on it and you spill everything that people have been cooking for
hours, maybe days.
What are you doing?
Okay.
There's so many people like, what are you doing after this?
So many people are going to be mad at you that you have to like laugh at all.
I would eat it off the ground.
I think you salvage what landed face up.
But if you're the one who knocked it over, you're like, I'll order us like 12 cases pizzas.
And we'll, we'll salvage.
And then you just apologize.
But like, if you're a family, okay, that story, they'll have that story in that video for your Thanksgiving ever.
Once you get over, your green bean casserole fucking being on the floor.
That's a funny story.
Dude, but just think about,
think about you are so excited
to eat Thanksgiving dinner
and then all of it just fucking spills.
No, I know.
That's tough.
It's tough.
That's how,
I bet they have a massive fat cat now.
True.
And fat dog.
Lucky dog that guy.
He thinks it's like a fucking piece
of like game on the floor.
He's like,
eats dinner.
That's his dream.
That's a dog's dream.
The whole Thanksgiving.
fucking table.
Yeah.
Well.
We don't need that
telos epic now.
Yeah, that's
those kind of
actually
full circle
with each other.
Episode 23.
See you guys
Sunday night
on Peacock.
Or see you
yeah,
see you,
but also see us
on Saturday.
Yes.
Holy shit.
Yep.
We are going to
be there having a
great time from
what,
2.30 to 6?
No other pub.
Casey Power
and Light District.
That's literally
what it's called.
No other pub.
Yeah.
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