The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Show Me Something - Sophie Cunningham on Fever’s rise, Paige Bueckers for ROY + Summer House reacts to West Wilson pod

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

Sophie Cunningham breaks down the Indiana Fever’s mid-season momentum as they try to stay afloat with an injured Caitlin Clark, why Paige Bueckers of the Dallas Wings has the edge for WNBA Rooki...e of the Year, and how online chaos is good for the WNBA. Plus, West Wilson reveals how his ‘Summer House,’ cast mates reacted to Episode 1 of Show Me Something, Sophie shares her thoughts on the iconic Waffle House, and the duo reflects on the potential dangers of dildo-gate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hey guys, it's us. The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
Starting point is 00:00:12 We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you. you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier.
Starting point is 00:00:45 This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. Help an Acapella band with their Between Songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the ice. Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Winning on Clay is an art.
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Starting point is 00:01:23 And she likes Clay. Listen, Lina Rabakina is arguably the best player in the world right now. And I actually can win on any service. Listen to the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast on the IHart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of IHart Women's Sports. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas. And I'm C.J. Toledano. It's our favorite time of the year on our podcast point game, the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:01:47 We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season. And I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments. If we didn't talk ever again, I was crying. You just understood. That's how personal it got. Wow. Then after that game seven, Marquis keep coming to you. like, you know I love you, dog. You know, it's all love. This was just playoffs.
Starting point is 00:02:03 This was just basketball. So listen to Point Game on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If someone threw that thing and like, first of all, the bounce, the bounce that that thing had, if that smacked someone in the face, you know that that that's going to be plastered everywhere. And if it didn't, you know, like, if it came to Tom and feel it. Dude, I'm thinking about, like, if it gets, like, I'm just, I just know how things go viral now.
Starting point is 00:02:30 I just know if that thing like even came from like the rafters or bounce and just slapped me right in the face. I could never, I could. That would be what I'd be known for for life. Episode two. Show me something. How are you? What's the year are you in? Are you still in Seattle?
Starting point is 00:02:58 So no. So we're on like a 10 day road stretch. And so we played in Dallas, played in Seattle. We got to L.A. Late late, kind of early morning. And then I stayed out the pool all. day to day and that's why I'm kind of wearing a hat too because I got me fried. L.A. gave
Starting point is 00:03:16 me everything Indiana didn't or hasn't and it's sun so I'm so happy. Good. Don't be careful though. We're sunscreen. I don't. I believe in like baby oil. Are you in New York or where are you at? I'm in New York. I'm in my
Starting point is 00:03:32 freshly moved into apartment that is like not decorated yet so there's just stuff everywhere and I feel like this background looks, is it a little like the wall is like fully black. Yeah. Okay, so it's like, it's a navy blue.
Starting point is 00:03:47 It's called hail navy. And it looks cool when the sun comes through. And it like, when it's light during the day, it's really pretty. But right now it's intimidating. It looks like Batman's cave. I think without further ado, I should say you dropped a podcast and then dropped absolute buckets in Seattle. And that might not be a coincidence. You tell me.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I don't think it is. I think you are a part of my life now. And I think that's really great vibes. So it's us. Talk me through. I mean, we might as well hop right into last night just because it's fresh. You and off.
Starting point is 00:04:23 You guys had a big lead for a little bit. Almost blew it. But here we are. And it's what? Have you guys won eight out of ten? We've won the last five. Yeah, but I think you're on it's eight out of ten streak right now.
Starting point is 00:04:37 I don't want to speak for the Indiana fever, but you're rocking. Oh, good. No, we really are. Like, we're in a great rhythm offensively. We're, like, killing it. Everyone's kind of in their group, which is really nice. Everyone knows their roles and they're killing their roles. Defensively, we've been playing pretty good, but we played some, like, tough teams. Like, these aren't just, like, wins from teams at the bottom of the pack. Like, it's big wins for us. And plus, winning on the road is hard in general. And so last night was a big win. So a part of your gauntlet that you've just been slang was Dallas. and have you played, did you ever play Yukon in college? No. Okay, first look at Paige Beckers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:23 How do we feel? I love her. She, do you have a relationship off the court at all? Or do you just love her as a B ball player? No, I think I did, well, no, I don't really have a relationship with her off the court at all. But I just, like, love her vibe and her energy. Like, I just think that she is a good, freaking human. and she's a great basketball player.
Starting point is 00:05:44 But like she really is. She's just like a great teammate and she's a phenomenal leader. And like I am all for that. I think she's just, and I know a lot of people, she's probably going to get rookie of the year as she should. But I just think like she's taller than I am. We played her three times.
Starting point is 00:05:59 And the way she just gets to her mid-range is just insane. Like her, I don't know, you cut her off and she just has so much like, so much in her bad. She's got bad. No, she legit has a bad. No, I know. Literally, but she's fun to play against.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Like, we were kind of chatting it up last game, but she's, she's a hell. I like her. She's a hell of a play. For all this shit talking you do, do you get some meaningful conversations in there every once in a while? Dude, of course. No, I know. Yeah. No, it's so funny, though, because, like, we played on Friday and, like, I'm just going to break it down.
Starting point is 00:06:33 So there's this one play where, um, second half, she, she, like, went to the left and I cut her off and she did like a step through and like banked it and um you know we were there so the whole crowd's like ooh and I was like all right yeah that's good move and we were running back and she goes hey I traveled on that last one I was like no I thought you did you know what I mean but like we were just like talking up or something and then like I fouled but it wasn't a foul they called and and I told the the rep to like challenge it or our coaches to challenge it and they're like she I think she was like yeah they should challenge that I was like I know like who they never listened to me do you think you
Starting point is 00:07:10 give as light of a whistle as the NBA on traveling? No, there's nothing like the NBA when it comes to their traveling. Yeah, I mean, I figured that, but like... There's nothing like it. It's crazy. And I've been like, it, you know, it's comical. Like, I'm just... You had to think about that for a second, but that's really funny.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Because I knew, I mean, I knew the answer. I just want to see if you would be polite. But, dude, real quick, before, I'm not going to be polite on that. But in the corner, though, like, We, like, were talking about and kind of laughing and I like kidder. And, of course, like, the, the internet and everyone's like, oh, Paige isn't messing with Sophie. She doesn't like her. I was like, dude, we were literally laughing and talking to each other.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And I was like, we'll just want, we will want us to hate each other so bad. Like, everyone. I'm just like, what is going on? I'm like, it's not like that. So, but she's a hell of a player. Like, I would, and she plays the right way. I would love to play with her at some point in my career, for sure. What is your career high ever?
Starting point is 00:08:14 ever i think is 42 jesus sofi at mazoo though as a freshman oh yeah no i'm talking in the dub oh 36 that's still a lot um yeah but yeah so fever or hot right now um
Starting point is 00:08:31 anything special about last night that you like feel like I don't know keys to victory uh I watched a little tape today well if I'm gonna be totally honest with you I got an IV because I'm flying to Italy tomorrow and I'm trying to to like be health conscious and make sure I'm healthy. I feel like you guys move the, and you also call me out and I sound like an idiot, but like I feel like you guys move the ball well in the paint.
Starting point is 00:08:57 And that's not necessarily you guys, but I was just watching taking notes today. And yeah, Alia and who's your, Tosh? I feel like she's always scoring down low, but she's not that tall. Well, okay, I love that. You just said that. Oh, my gosh. Am I free?
Starting point is 00:09:14 She's like, yeah, she's 6'4. But everyone is so big in our league that she probably doesn't. I guess next to the Leah, she probably looked tall. I feel like she looked smaller maybe. Okay. I mean, I'm 6'1 and I'm like kind of small in our league. Like, big for my position, but in our league, definitely small, which is so funny because it's so funny that you think she's small because when we walk together as a team, we're like a bunch of mammoths.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Like, we just get stares. Everyone knows. Yeah. They're like, oh, there's some type of athlete. But then like when we're around other teams, we feel normal. But out in public, like our smallest, we all went to dinner last night as a team and it was so much fun. And our smallest point guard looked tall in like the regular crowd. And we're like, what is like?
Starting point is 00:09:58 Well, I mean, even if you were to sit on your couch and watch an NBA game, like with your brain thinks Steph Curry is like five, seven. You know what I mean? But like obviously, what is he? Six three. And it's just funny. and so neat all people are together. Your brain, like, it's like mind tricks. And you kind of like, so that's on me and unknowing, obviously.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Well, that, but also, like, that's why it makes it even more funny when, like, there's people in the comments talking about how, like, oh, they suck a basketball or I could do better. He doesn't eat. I'm like, dude, he would fucking cook your ass in a heartbeat. Eyes closed. No dominant hand. No, I, that's my biggest weakness. I actually need to get you a card.
Starting point is 00:10:42 to the McDonald's All-America game two years ago, and they gave us, yeah, they gave us our own, like, basketball cards, and they said we could put our own bio in the back, and I put scrappy, no left hand, once have fun. Has good hair. Good hair, but it wouldn't look good on the basketball court because I'd get sweaty so fast, and it would all be toast. I was kind of blown away the other day before I saw you in New York that you played the night before in goddamn Connecticut.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I don't know I mean besides baseball I don't know any other contact sports that like would play back to back games especially on a professional level it's kind of like blew my mind yeah and people are talking about how like injuries
Starting point is 00:11:26 are kind of up right now obviously CC out but like Brianna Stewart's out is an angel Angels not even playing either right now like a lot of big names hurt do we I mean part of it comes with the sport but also like,
Starting point is 00:11:42 like, I should not be the person being like, hey, WNBA, like maybe let's not do back-to-back games for these young ladies. Yeah. But like, holy shit. No wonder people are like hurt. That's crazy to me. Yeah, here's my thing on this. Like, we're always going to have back-to-back games because our season is so short
Starting point is 00:12:00 and they're trying to cram as many games in, which like, if we're asking to get paid more, then we're going to have to produce more product. So I think, like, you also have to realize, what you're asking for, and I'm all for that. But here's the kicker. I think you have to be really smart, especially the older that you get. I think college kids and maybe like two years out of college, you can do it.
Starting point is 00:12:25 But you can't be playing year-round anymore. So like you have people doing going over sea still. You have the new league unrivaled. You have uninter, like there's so many other things. Unrivaled is. bodies. Is that Sue's? I'm not. Or. Well, it's Breonna Stewart
Starting point is 00:12:46 and Nefisa's. Like, it's a great idea. But I think people just have to be more aware of like, you have to give your body some type of break. And like, because if you're competing at this level and we're going to have more games, at some point, I mean, we're just not, we're not 18.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Do you, your body's not going to recover like that? Do you feel like you're equipped with the training staff and the resources to to like play back-to-back games regularly or would there is there room for you to invest more money into that part of like the wmba so i think it's all dependent on what organization you're with because i was going to say it's probably probably team based and some of them are top top tier like i indiana is phenomenal phoenix was phenomenal i know a couple other organizations that are
Starting point is 00:13:36 really really good and they really invest in that but there's other ones that are way far the other way where like they don't even have like they practice at the YMCA you know what I mean like they're literally sharing a court with a summer camp going on so there's just like our league is just so extreme like wide spectrum of investing yes yes and so it's hard but like I do think that like people just have to be be more aware well then that's not on then that's not on the that's not on the WNBA then that's on just like owners well I will also. say though, like, now that we have charters, which is absolutely amazing, we've needed I can believe that that years. Last year was the first year or was it this year? Last year.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Holy shit. But can I tell you something that's kind of a con? There's like two cons to this. Because we have charters, we do leave right after the game. And one of my cons is it's like, if you're in a fun city, you kind of want to stay and like go out.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I trouble is right? But My other con is you are sleeping on a plane. Like you're getting home, you're getting in your bed at like 3.30 or 4 a.m. Because like no matter what you're taking off and like you're trying to get home, which like I get it. But you're also not getting the rest of recovery that you really need. So it's like, okay, maybe is it smart to maybe stay in the city sometime or is it smart to not go home to get home at 4 a.m. In college, we played games that's kicked off at 8 and the games ended at 1130.
Starting point is 00:15:07 and we'd never one time stayed in a hotel after the game because then, I mean, it's probably money, but it's also just like everyone getting, because then football's a little different because every Sunday morning you have like recovery and shit and you'd rather do that like at home. But yeah, I mean, they have to pay for a hotel for you that next night, like that part's annoying. But also like Caitlin Clark is probably not going to be. like shouldn't be walking through like terminal B. You know what I mean? Dude.
Starting point is 00:15:42 And like meeting the on lunch at like chilies. But shout out jokes. Like yeah, I love chilies. I'm all for that. Oh God. We should do something at chilies, dude. Oh. I have the, I have the chili.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Start going to like restaurants to restaurants and start doing our pot. Can I show you something really quick before we go to bed? Sure. Yeah. Did anyone sec? No, you'll love this and I'll get them sent to you. Okay. I have no idea where this is going on.
Starting point is 00:16:13 What is going on? Dude, okay, these are Chili's Cowboy Boots. Okay, hold on. Look at this. Do you see this stitching? I can't get anything important to focus. They stitch a chili in the bottom of it. And then the whole side of it is full-blown, like, stitching with chilies.
Starting point is 00:16:35 I would rush those in a heartbeat. No, they're so. fire. Well, I'll probably honestly call my Chili's guy and get a pair of some down. Dude, tell him to say, I'll wear those in my tunnel fit with my West little scarf bandana thing and all.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Those are being sent soon. Send them, baby. I'm ready for it. Got you. Not to take away from our big win last night. And I'm going to start, I was going to start referring to fever games and scores as us. So I hope that cringes you out.
Starting point is 00:17:06 I got good. So we dropped our first episode last week. Yes, that's what I want to get into because, honestly, great first episode, West. Yeah, actually, you know what we should say before we get too deep into it? We had to cut 10 minutes into the first episode because I was full-blown interview mode. And they were like, West, stop interviewing Sophie, like, this is a red carpet interview. Like, you're a freak. And but then as soon as we had that and I had to get out of like,
Starting point is 00:17:37 work mode. Just because like when a microphone's in my face, I feel like I'd do that. But we, we, we got in a groove. No, we definitely got the groove. And it sounds like our, I think I want you know, this is our first time podcasting ever, ever. It's not like we practiced that. Our first episode, that was like our first, first take. So I think we did pretty good.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Like, we ruffled some feathers. I think we, actually what I said about, Caitlin ruffled a lot of feathers, but a lot of people agreed to. Like, I know I'm not dumb. I know I'm right. I think that might be one of my. biggest takeaways is I mean obviously I'm just so used to um I guess it's like pop culture trolls and people with opinions and like all the like reality accounts and stuff like that the
Starting point is 00:18:19 w&BA fan base is like very active like I mean I knew that but it was I got to be on that side of it you know what I mean they they will love you love you love you but they will also beat you down in a of course and that's why you just can't care you just have to be you You have to be you. Yep. And that's why I am. Have you felt like at least on social, the amount that people care has significantly grown since like the Caitlin, Angel Reese emergent, like from your first two years to like, say the last two years. Like you feel like there's a lot more discourse online or does it feel the same?
Starting point is 00:18:59 No, you know what? To be honest, I think overall, I think that we've always had fans that deeply care and have been there from the very get-go. I just think now we have the platform that not only highlights us as players, but highlights our fan base, highlights our league. And so you're seeing everything that's always been there. So to me, it's no different. Like we've always playing in Phoenix when you have Diana Trossi and Brittany Greiner, our stadiums were always completely packed because of them. And so now you come here, which is like times a million. But like for me, this is really nothing new.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Hey, it's us, the Jonas brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, name? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys?
Starting point is 00:19:58 I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
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Starting point is 00:22:22 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. But I mean, I just was looking at the comments and just a zillion dudes arguing about if Caitlin Clark's the face of the league or who it. I just, it, that felt like refreshing, I guess I was curious if that type of, uh,
Starting point is 00:22:38 and I don't even think it's toxic because to me, when it's sports, it's good, like it's good for the sport. Yes. People are doing who's the best in list. Like, it'll never end.
Starting point is 00:22:46 But I just mean seeing so many, like, obviously I, I know that everyone's cared about W&B for a long time, but seeing like that, just that toxic, like, it's like toxic dudes on,
Starting point is 00:22:59 Twitter being like, it's Caitlin, it's Angel. That's got to be good, you know. But that's what I love so much about it, though, is like, it's not just women going at it. It's like you have guys, you have elementary boys, you have high schoolers, college, pros, people who are in their 80s, like all ages of men and women caring about it. And I think that is so much fun. Like, it's sports.
Starting point is 00:23:24 That's why everyone loves it. One of the coolest comments we got, I want to tell you, Chase Daniel for me. Dude. He, I mean, that's my, from, how old would we have been? From, like, sixth grade, like, fifth grade to, like, eighth grade. That is my, if I think of Missou football, it's him. It's Chase Daniels.
Starting point is 00:23:47 Yeah. Also, there's no S, Sophie. Daniel. You gotta lock that in. All of me remember him as being a hot quarterback. Yeah, him, Jeremy. Franklin. They're they were fantastic. But that's like my childhood football, at least for like Missou, that's safe. Were we like number one? Like when we were. Yes. They beat KU at Arrowhead.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Hold on. Pause. We got to let people know though. We all grew up like five to 10 minutes away from the University of Missouri. Like that was, it was in our backyard. And so everyone was always going to the basketball, football, baseball, like whatever it was, we were going to those games. Really football back in the day, it was like, that was a place to be. Junior high, we were, Missouri was remarkable. They were number four and KU was number two. Which also they're playing that game again this year. But they beat KU at Airhead and then were number one in the country.
Starting point is 00:24:46 If you don't, it hasn't happened since. We hate KU. We hate KU. That would be fun to talk about this fall when they, because you know they're running that game back. That'll be dead. As they should. Gosh, I hope that. I hate that team.
Starting point is 00:25:00 But, dude, I really was looking at some of our comments. And there was a lot. Like, a lot of people had a lot to say, which I loved. Of course. But someone brought up a Rockbridge High School merch. And now I ride up your alley west. Oh. We'll create a design.
Starting point is 00:25:16 We'll make hoodies. That, like, we'll send that out so fast. That's my dream. I've already made, like, didn't I have Rockbridge hockey jersey on the other day? I think so. That will be sick. And it's easy. And it doesn't have to like have our face. Like, doesn't need to have our names or faces.
Starting point is 00:25:32 It's just pure rockerish high. There was one that said, this podcast would be great if you would stop interrupting her. I thought I did it. I didn't think I was that bad, but I feel like I, you say something. It makes me think of one thing and I try and I jump all over it. But I got to be better at let you rant.
Starting point is 00:25:52 No, I think you're giant. I think when you, well, so can you. That's why I was going to say. When you have two squirrel brains trying to do a podcast, We're going to be talking over each other. That's just what you're going to get. That's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:04 And our, and our chemistry will get better and better. Yeah. Yeah. It's lovely. Did anyone in the locker room say anything to you? Okay. So I'm just going to, I like to hype people up. Like, I'm all about empowering other people because I just think that's what we should do as humanity.
Starting point is 00:26:23 And so actually, our podcast came out last week. A.B., which is Alia Boston on our team. She had a podcast that came out last week. And then also Sidding Colson, who is like hands down, the funniest human you will ever meet in your entire life. They just came out with a podcast. So like
Starting point is 00:26:41 my team is freaking rocking on all levels. And I'm just like so proud. So if you haven't gone and like listen to them, you need to go listen to them. Everyone has listened to mine. And they're like, oh gosh, they're like, get your popcorn and get going. Because I feel like Cinez is like way just like funny and she talks about the W and stuff too but hers is just like funny stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:03 A.B. is like more serious and like wholesome and pure like totally A.B. And then everyone just has no idea what's going to come out of my mouth. And neither do I. Yeah. And so that that's why I love it. I was going to say if anyone's going to be not surprised though, it's got to be people who are with you every single day. Oh, a thousand percent because like they know what we talk about in the locker room. And so they're like, yeah. And like I'll protect my teammate and I'll protect. and I'll protect all that. But like, it's awesome me. So, you know, you never know when I'm going to be feeling a little spicy. That is quite the truth. I want to hear about like, what did your like, what did the reality TV world?
Starting point is 00:27:37 What did Bravo? What did like people from Summer House have to say about all this? You know that, I mean, this is like an unoriginal, like, comment that people say, but when people say, my two worlds colliding or whatever. Early. I've heard that. So I got so many DMs about that. I just think of like my.
Starting point is 00:27:55 sports world and the reality TV world are so like just polar opposites to me that I never like feel the crossover as much as it actually exists. Someone de-in to me and they're like, you need to get on Winterhouse. I didn't even know that was the thing. Is that a thing? I've never known it. They did two or three seasons, like two or three. Oh, because you, because season would be over.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Yeah, because like, because Summer House, I definitely can't do because the season, but they're like, get on Winterhouse. And I'm like, I don't even know what that is. So that was a show that they did where it was like, they took people from like three or four people from other shows and then put them all in a house in like Colorado or like Vermont or something. And then they would do like what summer house is, but they would film it all in,
Starting point is 00:28:45 I'm pretty sure they filmed it all in like three weeks. Just like back to back to back days. Like it's nuts. And I'm sure you get like cabin fever and it becomes weird. But I would love to do a winter show because like my outfits would be fucking sweet. And you wouldn't sweat as much. I know that's what I'm saying. But if I've pulled them, I'm like if we, if you guys ever get the itch to do that show again, do it in Bozeman, Montana.
Starting point is 00:29:19 And we will burn city down in the best way. That would be tight hats. I'd be awkward. Have you been to Bozeman? That's on my bucket list. You'd love it. Okay, but can I just tell you, I always want to go be, I don't like the cold anymore. So like every time there's like somewhere to go hike or go visit lakes and you know that it's always during my season.
Starting point is 00:29:42 So like until I retire, I'm like screwed because like every. Oh, I see what you're saying. Been like doing all that. But like we can never do it. And so we can go do it when it's like freezing and snowing. but like, no, I want to go to Hawaii when it's freezing and snowing. I don't want to go to anything. It is interesting how, like, the sport you play, whether that's childhood or, I don't know, professionally,
Starting point is 00:30:03 whatever this season, like, I would always be so thankful as a football player in college that I didn't play basketball because you guys don't get, we didn't get Thanksgiving, but we got Christmas off and then we get, like, a good chunk of, like, summer. Because you're one season. We're both seasons. It's fall. Yeah. And so you guys would be, you would miss Thanksgiving, Christmas. You usually get no winter break at all. Dude, you don't, you don't get any break.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Yeah. Well, I guess like what? But no. Be kind of end of spring. Um, I guess, I mean, we do. We, we get done in October and then you don't have to be back if you're not playing elsewhere or playing overseas until like late April. So you do have a good chunk of time. But like,
Starting point is 00:30:51 everything's cold. You know what I mean? Unless you're in a good Australia, which is not a good idea. You could go. You could rape Australia. Yeah, but no, wait. I really do.
Starting point is 00:31:02 I'm curious to know what, like, your summer house, like, friends said about it, where they're like, oh gosh, or are they, like, are they nervous for you? Are they not knowing
Starting point is 00:31:09 that, like, you're going to say and stuff? Because I want to know this stuff. Because I know, like, I'm not kidding. Everyone in my locker room, they're like, oh, God,
Starting point is 00:31:15 like, what is she going to say next? They definitely don't know how, probably how unfiltered, you are, there's a guy named Carl on our show who's like, probably the... I literally know everyone... Okay. Wes, I watched...
Starting point is 00:31:27 So none of you watched... Except as a view. Yeah. So Carl is like a sports guy. Carl knows what's going on. He knows everything about you. And he was like, oh, she's, like, been super hot, like, the last few weeks.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Like, she's blown up. Like, that fight was crazy. Whatever. So he was super hype and, like, give me a lot of love. But, and then, like, Jesse kind of knew just because he, you met Jesse actually. Dude. But this one he was...
Starting point is 00:31:50 I forgot about it was. I met him knowing that he was going to be on the next season of summer house. And I also didn't know that he was into toes. I didn't know either. Everyone's like, everyone's either a tow person or they're not a tow person according to like society. I think we should allow a middle ground for toe people. No. Speaking of, oh my God, I want a name drop so bad.
Starting point is 00:32:17 But speaking of toes, how is your dinner? How is your dinner? My dinner. weren't you, were you just with, our friend? You sent me a picture. Oh my gosh. I did not know what you were just saying. He's, he's like one of my first friends who I knew liked feet.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Yeah. The craziest thing I heard, it was like, if girls come over to like his apartment or whatever, everyone has to keep their socks on because if toes are out like he gets hot and bothered. So like socks stay on. That's not a thing is it. Please don't know it is. No, they're a real tope. Have you ever been DM'd for toes?
Starting point is 00:33:06 I've been DM'd for toes. Dude, I get DM for my toes all the time. But I'm just saying like, you actually saw my toes. You would not, you would not be out of it. And when people ask for foot fix, you know so badly that I'm going to like get one of my guy friends and have them take like a gnarly picture of their feet. And it'll be sin me. Like hairy and busted. There's a website called
Starting point is 00:33:27 Celeb footfinder.com, actually. Someone told me. Why do you know this? Because, like, I actually, I think it was Carl was telling you that, like, everyone who has, like, from like a D-List Celebrity Up, there's a website where people put your feet on there and the people can subscribe and, like, look at your feet if they pay money. You know, to each the...
Starting point is 00:33:49 I forget the name. I can probably find it right now. That shit's... fucking weird. Keep that away from me. That's weird. Pictures. There's no way, dude. There's no way. Wiki feet, feet finder, feetify. And then there's just Pinterest.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Soleb foot pictures website or like database? Yeah. This isn't right. You're for sure on there. Well, I got, um... Show me something. That's what this podcast is named about. It's show me your... Show me your feet. Show me your toes.
Starting point is 00:34:23 That is so gross. But actually, I forgot to tell you. We were always, we were talking about like our first week, what people had to say, will the WMBA find me for- No! You got fine for episode one? Dude, they've been fine. They find me $1,500.
Starting point is 00:34:46 I'm like, what? I'm like, this is just the beginning. I was like, you're kidding. Oh, way. I'm glad that you. you saved that for this and didn't text me because that's unreal. I mean, it's like, it's cool for the pod, but that's, I mean, that's kind of a bar. Do they, when you get fined, do they, do they put like verbatim like quote here, quote here, like, this is why you're
Starting point is 00:35:07 being fined and that's why it's this much? Or is it like, hey, quit talking shit on us. VINMO us, like, 15-yard. What happens is they, they text, or they text, they email our GM, and she pulls me aside and she goes, come here, so if I had to talk to you. And this was in like front of everybody. And I was like, what did I do now? And she just smiled and she goes, hey, they're going to find you again.
Starting point is 00:35:31 They're like, I was like, I was like, I even told them. I even credited that their job was hard. I did say that. And I said that I would not be good at it. I did say that. Like, like look at the whole picture. What are we doing? But yeah, so I got time for that.
Starting point is 00:35:45 So if I get lumped in associated with you and then have beef with the front office of the WNBA, that puts me at two leagues that I have like outwardly public beef with. Because the NHL hates my guts also, which is a old story. I'm kind of thinking that the W is starting to have some beef with my comments. But I also have to say that more than 95% of the population who watches the NBA agrees with me. Without a doubt, we know what we have to talk about this week. Sweeping interwebs. W&B dildos
Starting point is 00:36:22 Awesome Not like just dildos May I add Like neon green Probably glow in the dark Dude dude Green machine Green machine
Starting point is 00:36:34 That's honestly Electric Dude I I It's funny Like don't give me It's hilarious But then I tweeted
Starting point is 00:36:43 Like I was like Loki joking joking And I think people Like I was like joking but serious But like more jokes joking and serious. I'll defend you in this instance, like, objectively, that's so dangerous. I've even tripped on a dildo in my own apartment that someone left on the floor.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Like, they're not good for ankles, and you, like, we all know. So I agree with you. Or, like, I wasn't even thinking about my ankles. I was thinking about, like, is someone through that thing? And, like, first of all, the bounce, the bounce that that thing had, if that smacks someone in the face, you know that that's going to be plastered everywhere. And if it didn't have, you know, like, if it gets it. I didn't even feel good about that.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Dude, I'm thinking about, like, if it gets, like, I'm just, I just know how things go viral now. And I just know if that thing, like, even came from, like, the rafters or bounce and just slapped me right in the face. I could never, I could. That would be what I'd be known for for life. So I was just trying to protect all of our images. And, yeah, I would break a fucking nose. What the hell? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Do we know if I should know this, but did they find the person who threw it or not? So there's actually been three gildes. those that have been thrown, which is insane, all green. And I was like, I was like, hey, like, this is going to be a thing. Like, we could, we can't, we can't help this. You're not allowed to talk about this. So you can't, you probably can't even respond to what I'm going to say. But they, there were, there were betting lines for the next color dildo thrown on the court at a WNBA game.
Starting point is 00:38:09 And people could, like, bet on the number. Yeah. And it was like, sunset rainbow, like, plus, like, 50 grade or whatever. Yeah. And I guess green is just, like, the go-to now. dude the the funny thing is is like my parents and my sister they literally text me after or before every single game like saying good luck like did a day you know and my mom i'll send it i'll send it so everyone can see this but my mom she goes instead of like my good luck text she goes watch out for
Starting point is 00:38:41 flying dildos tonight and then the other one said did you really just post the dildo tweet it got some legs and she goes, it's funny, a lot of others think so too. Did you see the dildo hit the court? I was like, I never thought that I'd be talking about this with Mama P. I'm with my sweet mom. Did you see the response to your tweet that like, like, ratioed you? No. So you said stop doing dildos on the court. You could get hurt. And someone said, we'll stop playing basketball on the dildo range. Which, that's kind of funny. My dad. And the stuff. That is funny.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Damn. That's crazy. But like. But the guy who actually did throw it, he did get arrested. And I think he's banned for a year. A year? He's throwing big hard, well, medium hard objects. I want to know how they're getting these in.
Starting point is 00:39:42 That's our talks in the locker room. It's not in their purses. Okay. So as someone who is someone who is, snuck booze into multiple professional sporting events. Dude, booze is different than this big green... But I was going to say you put anything in between your legs where it's hot and there's weird shapes. It doesn't...
Starting point is 00:40:04 It's rubber. It's not going to scan them the metal detector thing. So if you put it in your pants, like, it's free game. I don't even know how they can keep stopping it unless they put out like a bounty for like anyone's with a dildo in a WNBA arena. Who just knew that like that would just draw so much attention? I feel like they all day of life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Yep. It's green. Like they knew exactly what. I want it to, I want before we move on as a society, and I don't want anyone hurt, but like if it, if someone threw it and it landed on the suction part,
Starting point is 00:40:44 like, and just like on the floor, could you imagine? or the backboard like Tim out everyone's trying to like make sure like
Starting point is 00:40:55 the W is like not a joke and it's taken seriously and then that happens I'm like how are we ever going to get taken seriously if we have freaking but in a way I was supposed to have like crazy
Starting point is 00:41:06 streakers and people doing weird stuff this is like part of the course you know honestly I'd much other a dildo than a streaker yeah and it's like kind of it's cute. Again, as long as everyone's safe, you know, I want everyone to be safe.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Um, okay. You know, you and I haven't talked about actually and like met in the middle. Just like weird. And like the first episode, we were like introing so much stuff that we didn't get to like just talk about like what happened during the week, you know? I feel like the more we go like we travel this path. We'll just talk about like weird stuff. First off, shout out skins. They, they, sent me briefs before love them oh yeah sick jesse i actually have talked about this like four times on accident we're like skims skims um they dropped face shapeware that is supposed to like chisel your jaw line naturally so it's a it's sculpting fabric uh which i like i'm not a scientist so i like we'll probably have to read more about it, but you wear it.
Starting point is 00:42:16 It, like, wraps around your head. It looks like you just got out of surgery. Like, do you wear it at night? I don't, like, I'm not entirely sure. I would, if it was skims, I'm sure they would do it in a way where you're, like, supposed to wear it to the club, but, like, this would make sense
Starting point is 00:42:29 that you probably wear it at nighttime from the way it looks. So it's infused with collagen to moisturize and improve skin texture, but then I'm trying to figure out how it makes your jawline cooler. We, like, get, hey, We should get it for next episode and wear it during the episode. And then just in the episode with like Johnny Bravo Chins.
Starting point is 00:42:51 That's fine. Actually, I'm not bad right now, I feel like. Do I like Kim Kardashian? Honestly, though, can I shout out Kim? This will be the, yeah, you do. I love their bras. I have their shapewear. I have their underwear.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Skims is like, actually, I'm wearing some right now. Oh my gosh. I would show you that's in a po-po. What color are yours? I won't... I fuck, I should have worn them today. I'm coming. I don't even have boxers on right now. Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I'm just at home, though. You know? Oh, yeah, you're fine. I think that I'm on the opposite end of that spectrum because I think that I need to care more about what eyes look like. So maybe I should start wearing that. You can try it. Skams.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Send two. Sim two. Also, I don't know if you saw this. I feel like when you're in season, I'm going to be just feeding you, like, the absolute worst of the internet. And you're going to be like, this is just insane. Did you know that? So, like, I'm sure they come from, like, the same manufacturer or whatever. But, like, high noon put, like, sent out a bunch of high noons into grocery stores.
Starting point is 00:44:03 And they were accidentally inside of Celsius packaging. So people were buying energy drinks, like, on the way to work and shit. And, like, just chugging. high news. Alcohol? How does that happen? Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, new? Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
Starting point is 00:44:23 We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a... We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And, well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
Starting point is 00:44:50 This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
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Starting point is 00:45:50 competed there myself. I'm Renee Stubbs, and on the Renee Stubbs Tennis podcast, I'm breaking down everything happening at Roland Garris, every match, every upset, and what it really takes to win on clay. Genschen win. I mean, she went down at three to Rabakina, but I'm delighted. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes Clay. Listen, Lena Rubakina is arguably the best player in the world right now.
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Starting point is 00:47:07 Can we mic... Has the WNBA been miced up yet? Have we done miced up? Yeah. Well, so they... Can we do you? Dude, so listen to this. They, I think last time they were able to use some of my stuff, every time that I've been miced, they're like...
Starting point is 00:47:22 Yeah. I'm positive. And I cheer. No, I tear on my teammates and that's what they use. But they're like, it's like, F, F, F, F. And I was like, yeah. But some of it's like good. It's like, oh, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Like, good fucking move. You know, it's not like FU. It's like, fuck yeah, B, good shit. NFL does that. And they don't do bleeps because then it's like so obvious. They just like mute the cussword for like the half second that you can hear it and then keep it moving. And I feel like it doesn't feel as like NSFW kind of. Do you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:47:55 Yeah. But I feel like if they were to do that to me that people would probably think I'm a mute because it'd just be like this old time. Do you get what I'm saying? It's a lot of cuss words. But I just say it wouldn't like me up. Yeah. I'm going to pitch that at a work meeting. Dude, speaking of that, like a lot of people who are kind of talking about me cussing a lot,
Starting point is 00:48:24 and I will get better. Sorry, I know it's not ladylike. But can we also talk about how we got a, I just want to get into this because it just brought me back to like our fan base. And did you see that when DB came back and played for us that they got mad that our fan base was. booing her? I don't believe in booing former players unless they left on like some fuck you type shit.
Starting point is 00:48:55 You can you can chime in and I know you're gonna. But if someone like put in the work in the years, I don't know. I'm such a like, come on. Let, can I give you this scenario? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:09 And I like DB. Because like DB was one of my vets. when I was in Phoenix. And then we, we gathered here into Indiana. And, like, it was kind of a surprise that she was signed to Indiana anyway. And so we'll take her in a heartbeat. Like, she's a Hall of Famer. She's a hell of basketball player can score from anywhere on the court. But she got to Indiana and she just, like, really wasn't happy. And, like, I want people to be happy. So that's why I'm kind of, like, neutral on this one, which a lot of people are surprised about. She's towards the end of her career. So, like, she deserves her flower. She deserves to be happy. But I also think that
Starting point is 00:49:43 if you're going to leave, like, you're going to have to expect getting, like. Was there explanation when it happened? No. Not even privately. Yeah, I mean, okay. That's tough. And, yeah, okay. Well, I did say what, unless you leave on some fuck you type shit, and that's what that is.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Yeah. And it's family, I guess, but like, you got to get, I mean, sometimes if you're doing things at inconvenience other people, but they're better for. for you, you have to do it, but let, you know, let someone know. I think there's a- Sorry, say what you're doing. Yes, I think I'm right there with you. I think, like, I'm still rooting for her.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Like, I want her to end her career and be happy. But I also think that, like, it's okay to be professional about it. And, like, send a text to your teammates. Send a text and be like, hey, like, love you guys. Or you don't even have to say love you guys. It's like, hey, sorry, this didn't work out. Good luck. Did it, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:50:35 Like, there's a way to handle that, I think. Wait, that's so crazy. I saw a tweet. Oh, what? Or no, it's like a poet said it or something. I don't know. It's a sick, it's a sick quote for, like, being booed. It says, I don't care that you boo me.
Starting point is 00:50:49 I've seen what you cheer for. Just like, I mean, not in this instance, but it's, if you're ever booed, that's a, like, that's a good Instagram caption idea for you next time to get boo. I need it. Because, yeah, I get booed all the time. But I think it's kind of fun because I think there's two different types of players, though, that like some people can take a boo in other players, kind of like we were to like, fans. are dumb, but that, that, like, shit hypes me up. Like, I'm all for that. Like, if you, if you give me that energy, then I want some, like, fuck you energy. You know what I mean? Oh, I used to say that when we played, again, not, I'm going to say this all the time,
Starting point is 00:51:24 because I feel like if I'm talking about college sports when you play in the WMBA, it's, like, lame of me, but just, like, it's not. It's something that's okay. No, whenever we got booed, it's more endearing than being cheered at your own stadium. It's, it feels so good. And you can do, like, I used to do one of these. Oh, so tight. It's just loud and it's like people are so angry for no reason. Yeah. I know. But like that's what makes sports so good too.
Starting point is 00:51:50 It's like just the competitiveness and like people hating each other but also like the sport is bringing everyone together. Like I just, I don't know. I just love that. My mom at any stadium when the home team booed the away team, she always goes, guys, stop booing. Just so just the purest woman. She was like, guys, we don't need to boo them. Or it's like a kicker If a kicker like missed a game
Starting point is 00:52:16 When he field goal or something The first thing she would always say is like I just feel so bad for his mom And I was like you Gotta get some dog in you And then The more she was around My dad and I
Starting point is 00:52:31 She kind of like She got the like football grit She like learned it But she still She's always gonna be a cute little softy You know Yeah See I think
Starting point is 00:52:41 You know that is so because I feel like it's vice versa in my household. I think our dad is more like super competitive and like, like, but like more like the lovey wovey of like, oh, like. And our mom's like, fuck yeah. You know what I mean? So I think that's. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I definitely. But she's been like, that's like been who she is forever, Miss Paula. Oh, yeah. She's a firebreaker. That, that, like, checks out fully. My dad used to have to, um, in high school, my mom would make him. him sit on the away side of Rockbridge's stadium because he would like, hit it so like emotional and like energetic if I was like doing shitty or like if we like
Starting point is 00:53:25 whatever or if they're a bad call. Like so she didn't want to be by him so my dad would go sit on the other side. And I think she was like embarrassed. He was so emotional. Yeah. No, every game. My whole family would be up here and then my dad would be like in the corner. Just like locked in.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I, no, I'm laughing because one. I've seen that. And two, our family is the same exact way. And it's not just like family and dad. Like our mom, dad and uncle, grandma, like, they're all spread out. None of them can like sit next to each other during game because they all stress each other out. I think it's so funny. I love it.
Starting point is 00:54:01 He's even like that way. Do you know he leaves? I used to think that he left Chiefs games early to, you know how like it's like such a dad thing. to like want to beat traffic. What even is beating traffic? I don't think we've ever beat traffic, but you hear it all the time. He left because if the chiefs lost,
Starting point is 00:54:23 he didn't want to be in the stadium when other fans were also sad and angry. So he was like beating the bad energy out of the stadium. And he, when the Chiefs beat the bills in the playoffs in 2013, he left early because he thought we lost and he kissed me in the back of the head and he left. And then it was like the best comeback in the history of Chiefs' playoffs. Oh, Bruce.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Speaking of, actually, we are right around the corner. You probably didn't think about football season kicking off. But I'm like, oh, if I can just, once I get through August, a lot of Hamptons, a lot of traveling, a lot of whatever, as soon as we, like, the light of the end of the tunnel to me is football season. And it's so close. And it's so... That is...
Starting point is 00:55:14 That is actually crazy that you say that because I can't even think about anything else until our season's over. But like, I know it's, I know, like, aren't they in, like, spring training camp? Spring camps? Not spring. Summer camp right now. So, like, camp, official camp started at least week. That sounded down. It's okay. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:55:36 You're thinking of spring ball, which is what college is to. In the spring, you'd get like 15 practices in the spring before everyone goes home. So you're not like off. It's just August. Yeah, that's the thing is. I don't even know what day it is. So you're trying to tell me the difference between fall and spring right now, there's no way. Do you, are you, can you do fantasy, like, do people do fantasy football and shit, like, in your teammates?
Starting point is 00:56:02 Um, I'm sorry. I don't. I think it's the worst thing ever, but I was, I just like so many people do it now. Well, I just can't, I can't keep up with it. Like, that's, that's a lot. And we're out of, well, actually, yeah, even like, I mean, we're always doing something. Like, my offseason is busier than my in season sometimes. But, like, I just can't keep up with it.
Starting point is 00:56:23 But I know, like, everyone does it. And there's, like, prizes and stuff. You win money and stuff like that. I think it's ruined dudes personalities, to be totally honest. One, I think it's lame in general. But you can't go to a bar. It's made guys think that, like, that football is about them. And I find it to me the cringiest, like, lameest shit ever.
Starting point is 00:56:47 And you can't go to a bar anywhere without some dude telling his boys or, like, telling a girl. Yeah. Like, this guy's on his fantasy team, which is, A, the cockiest thing I've ever heard in my life. But also, B, it just is, like, you don't, it's so weird. And fantasy football is not even real. It's like, I just, it drives me. bananas. And I, every fall, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:57:14 I know, but I do that. That was funny. Sorry. That base. What I was about to say, though, the only thing that I actually do like about fantasy football, though, is like the losers, the stuff that the losers have to do
Starting point is 00:57:30 is an all-time classic to me. Like, I could watch that stuff. You know what? What a great silver lining, Sophie. That's actually beautiful. I love that. Yeah. I do.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Do you know the Waffle House challenge? Do you know what that is? No, but dude, Waffle House sounds so good right now. Oh, I wish. Wait. Oh my God, look. What? This is my keychain.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Hold on. What, focus? I probably won't. It's the Waffle House menu. I don't know if it'll focus. Is there anybody get it to focus? You're so light trash. That is free.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Yeah, in the blue. Fuck. Let me try one time to get it to focus. It's not going to. is it. Damn it. Sometimes when I point my hand, it works. But, yeah, it's the whole menu.
Starting point is 00:58:17 I'm a, I usually, I used to get the sausage, egg, egg, and cheese wrap, and then they discontinued it. Wait, but they have a melt. Now I need Texas bacon patty melt, and I, and then I add egg to it. And then half-bring-old say, I don't have the egg. Diced. Well, it's Woffa House, so you're going to have to, like, get breakfast. Well, no, I do that, but I also do a chocolate chip pancake. That's, whoa, no, you don't.
Starting point is 00:58:43 Waffle. I do a Waffle. Yeah. That and then sometimes just a, if the sun's out, I'll do like a little coffee, but if it's like 4 a.m. Dude, just thinking of my Waffle House, though. You can never look at the silverware or the plates. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Well, yeah. But it is, there's something so beautiful about at Waffle House, how they like, it's like the cheapest form of a napkin humanly possible. And they like arrange it so that it's all like forward on your table when it's just like, and it's like touching the table and everything. And it's obviously not sanitary, but they're making it like look cute. And I find that to be like, it. It is poetic.
Starting point is 00:59:32 And you what else is poetic is that our dad, my dad, goes there every morning. He works right by it. And I'm like, you're going to die of a heart attack. Please stop. Wait. They don't, they know by name. He goes every morning. If your dad was running on like zero hours of sleep and he was like kind of hallucinating,
Starting point is 00:59:52 I bet my ghost would walk by him, to be totally honest. Smag and ride in the face. Get your work. Wait, that's lovely. I miss that. I don't even know how we got on Waffle House. Oh, I was going to tell you the Waffle House thing. You, I think Thomas had to do this.
Starting point is 01:00:12 It's, you had to sit in a lot of us for 24 hours. And for every waffle you eat, an hour gets subtracted. Wait, was this his punishment for fantasy football? Yes. So then you like, I try to wonder like where the threshold meets. Like I feel like, so if you eat, I can start out of the game and eat like probably four. So then you're 20 hours. and then you wait.
Starting point is 01:00:40 I don't know. Another two of the hours. I'm going to try to crash four more. And then you're at six. But what's the problem of sleeping? Other people sleep at Waffle House all the time. Well, you just get on the boost. Not like a little sleep.
Starting point is 01:00:52 I mean, I know, but there's always someone slumped up in there. There is. God. Can we film there an episode? Yeah. That's my dream. Now we're talking. We're going to film a Waffle House episode while wearing skins.
Starting point is 01:01:06 That's how we're... Right, with our face up. Our face up while eating chocolate. Snatched with snatched jawlines. Snatched waist. I'm for it. We kind of crushed. I keep thinking I'm like...
Starting point is 01:01:20 Well, I guess we talked about dildos for like half of this episode, but... Yeah, we did. That was lovely. Hell yeah. Wait, this is so much easier than an intro episode, don't you feel like? Yeah. It's just like we just talked about it this week. No, no.
Starting point is 01:01:36 know. I just mean, I like, it's easy when it's not like, hey, guys, here's this big thing. And we're just kind of like, it's just talking about bullshit, you know? Yeah. No, the weekly ones will be a lot easier just because we just have to talk about seven days instead of... And stop throwing gildos. PSA. I'm so good. I used why you tripped on one in your apartment. Ooh, and episode.
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