The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Show Me Something - The Sophie Cunningham Classic kicks off & West Wilson’s Montana State crowned FCS champs
Episode Date: January 9, 2026The WNBA’s Sophie Cunningham and Bravo’s West Wilson are back to kick off the new year with pure chaos, celebrations, and elite vibes. The episode opens with their reactions to Montana Sta...te being crowned FCS champions, followed by a full Christmas recap — including West’s now-iconic fur coat appearance at the title game and a surprise New Year’s Eve wedding. Things take a turn when Sophie reveals she rang in the New Year with food poisoning, leading to a breakdown of New Year’s Eve war stories, elite party bus behavior, and why some nights deserve medals. Then the conversation shifts to major sports news as Kansas City Chiefs moving rumors spark debate and concern. The duo hands out this week’s Arby’s Hot Girls of the Week, highlights the Sophie Cunningham Classic high school basketball tournament featuring top-tier women's high school basketball talent from across the USA, and celebrates Sophie receiving a Historic Missourian Award. Plus, Sophie’s unexpected rodeo cameo, meeting the “Michael Jordan of roping,” and Super Bowl matchup predictions to close it out. 00:00 - START 2:00 - Montana State FCS Champions 4:30 - OG Alumni Bobcat Champs attended 6:00 - Sophie & West Christmas Recap 8:30 - Thoughts of having a kid? 9:30 - Talking Daycare for kids 10:15 - Producer Kev on kid life 12:00 - West epic fur coat 12:36 - LOOKING LIKE FRANK WHITE13:20 - New Years Eve Wedding! 15:00 - Sophie’s New Years Eve 15:30 - Sophie got food poisoning 17:00 - Shout out West’s brother Henry18:00 - Sophie witnesses projectile vomit airport 18:20 - New Year’s Eve War Stories 20:40 - Kevin's puke story 22:30 - Party Bus VIBES are ELITE 23:00 - ARBY’S AD BREAK 25:30 - KANSAS CITY CHIEFS MOVING! 27:00 - WEST RANTS ABOUT MOVE32:00 - GAINBRIDGE & ARROWHEAD HISTORIC VENUES 37:35 - ARBY’S HOT GIRLS OF WEEK38:00 - Sophie Cunningham Classic HS Basketball 42:30 - HGOTW Montana State AD’s Wives 44:00 - Sophie honored as historic Missourian45:15 - BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MISSOURI HISTORY 46:00 - Sophie makes trip to RODEO 47:30 - All Women's Breakaway roping contest 48:15 - Sophie’s DREAM Cowboy hat 53:00 - NFL Super Bowl matchups preview! All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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He's like, yeah, great hat.
It's like the best that you can get.
And so I thought that was the price.
And he goes, and we'll give you 20% off.
And I was like, oh, perfect.
Like, that's so nice of you guys.
And he goes, all right, it's going to be $1,0,080.
Fuck me.
Wow.
But I was like, he's like, is that okay?
I was like, oh, yeah.
Like, that's fine.
Yeah, totally.
But it's like, it's fine.
But like, I wasn't expecting to.
spend that on a cowboy hat.
Yeah, that's like a jump scare.
Yeah, and so like I was walking when he goes, oh, and you get a free hat case for your
cowboy hats.
I was like, oh.
Thanks, man.
So now that I spent freaking $1,000 on a cowboy hat after 20 first and off, I'm trying
to wear that motherfucker as much as I can.
Oh my God.
Dude, are you just waking up too?
Yeah, I'm beat.
But the rest of my January looks chill, but I'm, who cares?
because Montana State, your Division I, FCS National Champions, it was 48 hours ago.
I'm still writing the high.
Very sleepy, but can we do one of these, so?
Yeah, we can.
Dude, I just loved, I was looking at all the videos because it's like been on everyone's feed.
And I just love kind of how everyone dresses up there.
I know that has nothing to do with football, but I like the style.
It looks like a cute little cowboy chic kind of vibe
You know?
Yeah
I'm going to brag about my outfit
But first we should tell everyone
Welcome back
It feels like it's been two years
Show Me Something podcast
Presented by Who Sophie
Our good friends over at Arby's
Woohoo
There's like a zillion things that we have to
Catch up on
Some good, some good,
some bad. I kind of had like just
moved on from being mad about the Chiefs
announcement but now I'm going to get all fired up again but we can get to
that in a little bit. Yeah, I got back from Nashville
yesterday.
From one, it was either the best football game I've ever seen
in my life or second best. It's like between that and the 13 second
chiefs game game. Like the actual football game was really good?
Yes. Oh yeah? Yeah.
Uh, I mean, any championship game that goes to overtime is just, like, crazy, but we went up early.
They, they brought it back, got it close.
Then they, we punted, they drove down to, like, kick a game winning field goal.
We blocked it, blocked it, had the ball, pissed it away, like snap over our quarterback's head, went to overtime.
They scored in two plays.
Then we blocked the PAT right after.
Then we get four.
Why are you blocking so many?
That is not normal.
The last two kicks, they went and blocked them.
And then it's fourth and ten.
I thought we were dead.
I thought we were dead like five times.
Fourth and ten,
they blitz everyone.
It was like a cover zero.
They blitz everyone,
RQB off his back foot fucking,
like fade ball on a corner route to Taco,
Dowler,
touchdown and make PAT win.
Everyone gets rings.
Wait,
was that just insane?
Yes.
I,
I, like,
my dad and I both,
like,
hands like this for,
for an hour.
I, like,
it was.
Those are the best games, though.
Because a blowout, yes, you feel good because, you know, you're going to get it.
But with those types of games, it just like feels different.
No, I totally agree.
So the team we played, shout out, Illinois State.
They're like, they were unseated in this tournament.
So every game they won was on the road.
They were underdogs.
They beat North Dakota State.
They're a really good football team.
I thought we would handle them well.
But I was like, eh, I wanted to be close because everyone made the trip, like you wanted to be a good game.
Not that close.
No, not that close.
But holy balls.
Unreal.
We haven't won a national championship since 1984.
And so I want to say one thing, what's cool, is like all the dudes, the guys who won the national championship at Montana State in 1984 are all like early mid-50-year-olds now.
Was everybody there?
Yes, but they're in Bozeman since I've gone there.
They're like, they all have their rings, their letter jackets from 84.
Like they don't buy beers at bars and Bozeman.
They're like the cool guys because they want it.
Like now that this group of dudes gets to like have that forever is so sick.
And, uh, it's just really awesome.
Wait, where a lot of your teammates back there?
Because I can just imagine like if the basketball team were to ever do that,
I feel like all the alumni would be back.
Yeah.
That's like also why these games are so fun is because it's you see all your friends.
I mean like win or lose you want to win.
but like you get to go hang out in national for a weekend for your friends yeah dude that's so fun
so it was awesome so that's a blast congrats to the boys man I tried obviously that is big time
that is big time that's huge huge huge yeah um god damn that was that was like just two days ago
sorry there's like a zillion things you have to talk about but well I feel like we really we have
not talked since before Christmas like that's I feel like so much has happened but I don't even
know what has happened.
Did Santa stop by at the Cunningamehouse?
I was a good girl this year, so Santa definitely stopped by, but actually,
um, our Santa came, but our family did not do gifts this year.
And it was like really nice.
Just like no pressure.
Like we don't need to fake it kind of thing.
No, yeah.
Like, I just feel like we spend so much money.
And like, like, we've been, you know, blessed.
We're like, we don't need a lot of stuff.
And so we're like, you know, let's not do a lot of gifts.
And like, let's go on a family vacation.
So, like, we're all trying to figure out when we can do that.
And I feel like that's kind of, we've never done that before.
So I feel like it was really nice and everyone just relaxed.
It was cool.
I like that.
We did it at my grandmas.
We've always done everyone gets everyone gifts.
And this year finally they made it, they made it Secret Santa style.
And it was way better.
Because everyone gets one gift.
It's more thoughtful.
And, like, you know.
And just like our families have all gotten so big that, like, we're,
spending all this money on just stuff that no one needs and just doesn't make sense.
But Lindsay's little girls, they got so much, so much shit.
Oh my God.
Are they kind of like the main kiddos right now?
Do they have any cousins that are that age?
No.
They are like the, they are the babies, the new babies since like our youngest is a sophomore in college.
So it's like that big of a gap.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
Do you have little kids?
We have my cousin, my cousin married into a child.
So she's like four.
No, she's not four.
She's probably six or seven.
I'm so bad.
Like a kid could be, a kid could be three to nine and I don't know.
Like, it's hard for me to tell.
But we got her, we got, we got her.
what are they called?
A jelly cat.
What's that?
It's like a little stuffed animal that like people love.
They're like, I don't, they're like really hard.
And she, she hugged it with two arms like this.
And she came up to me after we ate and said,
it was one of my favorite presents ever.
And I said,
Oh, dude, honestly, it is like, it is so cute.
And like, the more you're around kids,
you have two different feelings.
It's like, you're like, okay,
I can't wait to have them.
Like, I'm excited for it.
Or they're annoying.
shit they're the worst well no and then the other time like like i'm not ready for any of the
shit like you just like it's like extreme feelings there's no like oh you can't it's like absolutely
no well i feel i i i can tell my dad keeps joking and he's like so ready to be a grandpa
which he is i can just tell yeah yeah um but i do think the what's nice if you're a grandpa grandpa
our aunt or uncle is you kind of get all the,
like the cute moments.
You get like the Christmases and the birthdays and like the fun stuff
without having it to do the hard shit.
Because if you are a grandpa,
grandma,
you like earned the right.
It's like you get to have that full moment
of like raising a kid again without doing the shitty stuff.
But mom and dad live like seven minutes from Lindsay.
And like,
so they're always over there like doing.
I'm sure.
Which like,
It's, which is so fun, but like, like, mom, she watches both of the girls on Thursday.
And she, like, after the days, it looks like she's gotten her ass kit.
It's awesome.
I do think, like, a life hack would be, like, I don't know what my parents would have done if my, we had two aunts who lived in Columbia and my mom's mom.
And, like, without them, either you're paying for daycare, but also, like, I think you'd rather.
have your kids at least when you're gone.
Like I went to daycare, but
they helped my parents so much, though.
Like having family in Columbia.
Yeah. I just feel like everyone...
But I feel like nowadays,
I don't know why, and maybe this isn't
the case, we're just not in the world yet.
But I feel like everyone went to daycare,
but now I'm one's like, oh, the schools are,
they're sucky or they're too expensive.
And so now I feel like kids aren't going to daycare.
Like, I don't know.
I guess I've really talked to anyone about daycare in a long time.
New York is,
New York, everyone has nannies.
I was going to say, Kevin.
Kevin has a kid.
Yeah, Kev, let's talk.
Okay, so a few things.
Sophie's starting out.
You love them.
They're super annoying.
I'm not running for this.
Kids three, I'm still there.
Go do it day by day.
Daycare is insanely expensive in New York.
And I know from my former time at GMA,
there's a lot of daycare deserts around the work.
It's just like a tough service to provide right and parents expectations are so high and I also think during COVID like a lot of people were like doing the thing which like made more babies
That's also caused like a back like a back fill almost if you would
Baby boom yeah yeah but then do you do you guys nanny or what do you what do you do so my wife's mother shout out hope
She lives with us without hope she's amazing and it's crazy because she's raised like five kids so by the time journey comes
around and he's like whining about everything he's freaking out he shit his pants and she's like
it's cool dude like she's done everything before so i feel like had calmness is like imparted on
him which is great and then his like super turned up you know craziness probably comes for me so you know
yeah yeah also at least you know kev yeah and also speaking about your montana state fit the fur
coat west drip fire yeah dude you didn't even tell us about it you didn't tell us that but it did look
really cool. Okay, so I don't know what happened, but this year I've been really into ties.
Like, I just think it's a fun way to like make the outfit like upscale, but then have fun with
everything else, you know? And I was like, I was like, what can I do? I have this fur coat.
Like if your team's playing in a national championship in Nashville in January, it's kind of like,
when else are you going to wear a fucking fur coat, you know? Yeah. So I brought a fur coat and then I did
like obviously like buttoned up with a navy blue and gold tie and then this old vintage like
it's kind of like starter jackety crewneck v neck looking thing and then just like a good old hat
like baggy jeans and tams but the fur coat was um that's what made the fit I was like when else
I was like when else are you going to do that you know yeah wait I want to show you one
picture that someone's in me it's just it's like just too awesome like from street angle
Like that it was just
That is tough
That's a good one
Yeah
Looking like Frank White
Looking like you're moving weight
Was
Yeah
I look like a drug dealer
I can be that guy
For this
Um
Clearly
Sweety Sky
Probably in Nashville
But who cares
But um
Yeah I don't know
Shout out
Shout out ties
You're gonna work right now
And my dad
My dad wore ties
To football games this year
And I was at first
So I was like, what?
And then I was like, you look really good.
So I kind of followed him.
Which, speaking of parents.
Yeah, can you do like a fun, you can do fun ties though?
You know what I mean?
Like different, like one with the fucking Broncos or one with cowboy hat.
Like you can.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
Totally.
New Year's Eve, I hang out with your mom.
Shout Casey.
And Shay, they got married New Year's Eve wedding, which I, every time I say New Year's Eve wedding, people.
raise an eyebrow.
I've got married on New Year's.
I just found that out.
It's way chiller.
Really?
Either New Year's Eve.
Well, you're going to like,
no, I mean, it's chiller than, like,
having to make your own New Year's Eve plans.
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah.
Like, you're with your friends.
You dress up anyways,
open bar.
You're going to be out until midnight.
Like, you would be doing that anyways
or having to pay and probably wait in the line
and, like, fit your stuff out.
Um, also I, my New Year's Eve kiss, Craig, I, I was in the, I was in the middle of a conversation with these two people and we were like, oh, fuck, it's midnight.
And they were, they were together. So I was like, I was like, guys, kiss and I just turned around.
And Craig was walking this way. And I was like, oh, what do we do? And he was like, fuck it.
Oh, God, Craig. And so we. That is funny.
Dude, he is so funny. And I love Charlotte. That is funny as hell that you.
you got Craig.
That's like a perfect guy to do that too, too.
No, it is.
It's perfect.
And I was like, Charlotte, I hope it's okay.
And she was like, I don't care.
It was good.
Charlotte's probably like, please get him away for me.
It was such a panic kiss, but it worked.
He is the perfect guy to do that with.
I love that.
It was so funny.
What'd you do for Nears?
Honestly, we'll start with Christmas.
We were just back home at Mom and Dad's and Really chill Christmas this year.
Like really didn't plan anything.
Saw a couple people, but I really much like stayed at home.
And do you know like how refreshing that was?
Oh, I can't even imagine.
It was awesome.
You know what's funny?
I actually ran into your brother twice.
Oh, airport to airports.
Yeah, or maybe once this time.
I feel like it was twice.
He said that you were sick on the plane.
Dude, listen to this.
So, okay, so the, I, our first.
Friends, we had like a Friends Christmas and I got some type of like food poisoning there at some point because that's the only thing I really ate all day that day.
Out the friends.
Who are they?
What did they make?
I don't know what it was.
But I'm not going to add them because they're really good cooks.
So I don't know.
Maybe it was just my stomach.
But I think it might have been like the store bought shrimp.
What did you do like a shrimp cocktail?
Yeah.
Shrimme cocktails are good though
Oh it's so good
I had to kept eating it
Well I did and I think that was my problem
It's like that's a problem
Yeah that's exactly what I did
And so like the next morning I had a flight
And I'm not kidding TMI
Sorry we've already talked about
Laxid is on here but here we go again
I could not out of both ends
Both in
On the plane
No the night before
But I had to get on the plane
and I was so queasy and like I looked like shit
like I looked so I'm already pale why I looked so pale
and I ran into your brother and Clay
and they're like you good and I was like honestly had food poisoning
and I almost made your brother switch receipts because he was in the aisle
and I was on by the window and I was like I might get up and throw up
like it was horrible
he texted me on the plane and he was like send me Sophie's number
I'm going to tell her like I can switch it or whatever and I didn't respond
he was like I just went up I like walked over and I was like if he needs to switch
nice, Wes. He's like so nice.
Like, yeah. Shout to Henry.
No, he really is just a really nice, like, boy.
But so you didn't, it didn't have it on the plane then?
No, but I got to Chicago because that was my connecting flight and I was so dehydrated
from the night before that I was shaking and I couldn't move.
Like, I was like, I couldn't move and like everything was so achy.
And like, I had two people kind of come up to me like, are you okay?
Like, and I was, so I was like, no, I need help.
And so I went to go get like Advil and Thailand and all.
That kind of helped, whatever.
But so it was fine, start eating again.
But New Year's Eve, listen to this.
So we all went out to dinner.
It was fun.
We went out to what?
What day is this?
Oh, this is before New Year's Eve, right?
Yeah, so that was the 27.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
This is when I flew back out to Arizona.
But I've never had this happen with, and this is insane to me.
New Year's Eve.
We were going to a restaurant.
We went to go get a drink at the bar, like, waiting for all, like, our reservation and whatnot.
And there is this lady.
And I don't know what happened, but she just, she projectile vomited all over the bar.
And, like, people were sitting right here.
Like, was throwing up, no joke, just piles and piles for probably, like, three minutes.
And it was going everywhere on people's foods all over, like, the bar and liquor on people's.
Sounds like a movie scene.
Dude, it was a movie scene.
but I have never seen that like actually live
and it was oh god it was so disgusting
Was it because she was like fucked up?
I think so
It had to have been oh yikes
But she didn't really look like it
You know what I mean
But she must have been feeling it
She just throwing up
Give you a thumbs up
So he's like I think she's good guys
It was horrible
I've never and this is like a kind of nicer place
And I've never seen
Never seen anything like that happen
Holy hell
But it's kind of good, like, fun to watch.
I know that's gross.
But it just, it makes you feel good because it's not you, you know?
Yes.
Like, you were feeling sick a few days ago, but like not that bad.
Yeah.
And like, you always, I totally agree.
Like, it sucks for whoever it's happening to you, but they probably don't even realize it.
And you're just like, this person is having a worse day than I've had in a long time.
Dude, but you know what I think is.
It's all good.
Facts.
But what's more embarrassing, I think, is.
when you're the, if you were to be the friends around.
Because then like you don't really know what to do.
Like some of them just,
some of them just kind of walked out.
One person kind of stayed.
But it was a shit show.
Like it was horrible.
Horrible.
I'm not going to out my friend,
but one of my friends this weekend,
we were there three nights,
two of the three nights sent home.
Yeah,
the boys had to carry him out of the bar and call an Uber.
Nashville got the best of them.
You're lying.
Oh.
I swear.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you know, that's what happens.
Does it?
Or do we think that people just can't handle it anymore?
Um...
Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what?
We have some big news.
What's the news, Nick?
Huge news.
We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to a...
We're the first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up?
up with a name hey Jonas guys.
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
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I'll say he not a former football player hanging out with a lot of old football guys who are like three times bigger than him.
Oh, so trying to keep up.
I think he was trying to keep up and it just, it got him, it got him bad.
Dude, just run your race.
Run your own race.
Yeah.
But then the third night, everyone was like, let's have beers.
And he, he just babysat like one beer for the whole night.
And he was like, not doing it, guys.
Yeah, it's okay.
That's okay.
Guys, I will say for my New Year's Eve,
hanging out with friends.
We were in St. Croix.
Like, getting him almost to midnight.
We're on, we're on like the porch outside.
You know, doing whatever I was doing.
I'm like, I have to throw up.
I ran inside.
First door locked.
I mean, Jesus, Jesus, Christ, walked in another door.
Second door locked.
Oh, my God.
Third door, I didn't make it.
Third door also locked.
It was the bathroom.
So, do what I had to do.
You threw up outside?
A variety of spots.
Like a trail to the kitchen.
Have.
I'm like the oldest one.
Oh, my God.
Well, you were on an island, though.
So we'll give you that.
If you had to pee or throw up, I always say go outside.
If you're a dude.
There's so much freedom.
Find a tree and some brush.
Just be yourself.
We were on the second floor.
So it was like down.
Oh.
So I didn't want to rain on anyone's parade like literally, figuratively.
Literally.
I got to get the fuck out of here.
There's so many locked doors.
I've never encountered so many locked doors.
What do you mean?
Like those were your rooms?
They're like, why were they locked?
How did you get back in?
We're on the balcony.
and like doing her thing.
It's a problem.
So I turn it around
and I go to the door.
I'm like fumbling with it
because I'm like there's
so I'm like turning it.
Then I walk in
and then there's another door.
I'm like, why there's so many doors?
And then I finally get to the bathroom
and my friend's like, hey, I'm in here.
They're like, not good for me.
So it was just too much.
Get that fuck out of my way.
Yeah.
That's what I had done.
What did Wifie say?
Well, she's like,
we're probably not going to be my New Year's kiss now.
Oh.
Valid.
You read out and finish strong.
Man
That was your
Yeah, it was good
It was the wedding
So it was first dances
Like good meal
Everything was good
Party bus
We had a little party bus
That took us to the venue
I love a party bus
I don't know if that'll ever get old
I don't think so
And I think it's like a very smart
A smart thing to do too
So people are like
I know it sounds like a mom
But like people aren't driving
You're all in one spot
You're all in this like
Jill driving
And it's efficient.
It's like you're not wasting times.
You're going from point A to point B and it's fun.
Yeah, I've never not had fun on a party bus.
Party bus. Party bus is rock.
I like that.
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Oh.
You're,
I can't, I still,
I like almost don't want to talk about the chiefs right now
because I'll fucking freak out
and not be in a bad mood.
I will talk about it,
but I'm like,
I'm saving that for the end.
Can I tell you something though?
And I'll save it for the end too,
but the amount of people,
because everyone knows like,
we're probably like out here,
there's not a lot of cheese fans.
All right, we're doing it now.
Fuck it.
No, I was just saying that's what everyone wants to talk to me
about still and they're like how you're feeling and like people are sending me DMs about it i'm just
like dude like pissed about it okay do you so i'm less like i i i appreciate and i think that they belong
on the missouri side but the missouri versus kansas part of it all i'm not like as angry about
but i've seen a lot of like somehow of course the the missu k u
part of it, I can already see the difference where, like, KU people are very like,
it doesn't matter.
And like, like, it's still the same team, blah, blah, whatever.
And Missouri people are like, I won't be a fan anymore.
Is it in Kansas?
No.
No.
Are you, are you like, are you angry that now that it's, it'll say Kansas City KS instead
of Kansas City M.O.
Honestly, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I get it.
But, but that doesn't mean like I'm going to be salty, like not support them or like not
be a fan, but it does, like, there's something inside me that, like, it pierces me a little bit
just because, like, it's always been Missouri.
And, like, my question now is when they fucking do, it's Monday night football and they do
B-roll of the city, they're going to show the Missouri shit.
Like, it's downtown is in Missouri.
All the barbecue restaurants that people like to go do, besides like Joe's are all
Missouri side.
I, like, where they're going to show?
Where's the fucking parade going to be?
Missouri? Like, what are they going to do in a fucking suburb in Kansas?
We should all call that out. Be like, no, that's not, that's not Missouri.
You know what I mean? Like, or that's not Kansas. That's all Missouri shit.
It is, you know what? Like, in a business world, like, I get that like, he's getting what,
two, two or two billion for free?
Fucking everything for free. Like, it's the crazy. People have said it's like the, he's
robbing, robbing the people of the state of Kansas. Like,
The tax breaks fucking crazy.
Like they own the stadium, but they're not making any money from it.
Yeah.
The rent that he pays goes into a pot.
But it's not even.
The rent that he's paying is it just goes to one pot that then he can use that money to use again for like stadium renovations and security and fucking whatever else he wants.
My biggest gripe.
Like Arrowhead that you actively playing right now, it's not like some old fucking relic that used to be cool.
Airhead Stadium is actively cool.
It is actively the loudest stadium in the world.
Fucking Google it.
It's a part of the Guinness Book of World Records
that was set in like 10 years ago.
It's not some historic thing that like is now like needs to be moved or changed or is like totally dead.
If you Google out loudest stadium in the world, it says Aerouette Stadium, Kansas City Chiefs.
You just hosted like six ASC championship games in the last seven years.
And you got to host them because you won other playoff games.
in Arrowhead.
The ones that you won,
you won because it was in Arrowhead.
You hung three banners in that stadium.
It's like so not,
like the idea that you would fucking leave that behind in the dust
when it is a bucket list for NFL fans,
for people who like sports,
for anyone who works in like TV,
they all want to go to Arrowhead
because it's super like historic.
It's genuine.
The reason people like Arrowhead
is because when you go down low,
there's not a bunch of sweets with,
rich people. It's people who wear overalls and drink Bud Light and like sing to the songs they play on
whatever. Like his dad built Arrowhead, made it into this cool thing. In the 90s, it was still the
loudest stadium in the world. If you look up any interviews, people always say, we don't want to
play at Arrowhead because it's so loud. It's like their fans are so awesome. One time in the 90s,
it's the only time I've ever seen this happen in any sporting event. The ref told the stadium
to quiet down or there would be a 15-year penalty because like the refs couldn't communicate
and John Elway couldn't hear anything and he looked at him and he was like, I don't know what to do.
It's been the best.
Like the best place in the world for years.
And I'm sad because I learned to like love football at Arrowhead Stadium and I won't get to share that experience with my family or like my hypothetical children.
And that's a bummer.
One more thing, sorry.
The other thing that people say is they're like, oh,
Well, now Kansas City can host Super Bowls and Final Fours.
Who fucking cares?
Yeah.
Like, no one in Kansas City's dream is to, like, host a Final Four.
It doesn't fucking matter.
That's not cool.
No one, it's literally so owners can, like, be, can say that they are the reason that the city's hosting some shit.
It's good for the economy for, like, three months and then it fucking goes back to normal.
If anyone ever looks at you and is like, well, now that Chiefs can host the Super Bowl, say, I don't give a fuck.
It doesn't matter.
Leaving Arrowhead for that is so crazy to me.
No one's ever been like, I'm from Dallas.
We hosted a Super Bowl in 2003.
And our team doesn't need to host.
Like, it would have been cool to do it,
but like we go and travel and we still win Super Bowls.
Like, that's even, that says even more about your team
if you can win on the road.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's just so much.
And honestly, everyone's going to say like,
but hosting a Super Bowl isn't even your,
it doesn't mean your team.
It's probably two other teams.
It's like why it's fucking stupid.
It is.
it is.
Also, football should be played outside.
I can talk about that for another hour,
but like to build a dome too is so fucking lame.
I like,
I have so many cool chiefs jackets
that I'm gonna have to fucking leave under my bed now.
But everyone does.
Like, I think that's like,
and I know a lot of teams are doing it.
I know like, you know,
maybe the athletes,
I don't know really how they feel.
I'm sure that the locker rooms
and all that type of stuff will be better.
But like, I think that's part of like
coming to the cheese because honestly
and I'm not trying to do this. I agree.
No, I know I agree.
But we like out here in Arizona
we had the
nicest and nicest facilities and it was
awesome. And then you go to Indiana
but there's so much history and Gainbridge
and it's like oh shit like
you know like you're kind of going back to the basics
but it was it was cool
but like you were all in there and it was like
it was just a different mindset and I think that like
I don't know and I know we're building a facility now
but I think there's something
to be said with like the history and it shows like when you go into something players know the
history behind it and you want to play because of who came before you you know what i mean and like
arrowhead is one of those stadiums where it's like it's like mass and square garden it's like oh shit
like we're here we're here yeah i'm right there with you and i think a lot of people feel the same way
you feel about how like you know your dad took you that's where you loved you know to to love
football and I think a lot of people have stories like that and people are going to be like oh that
doesn't no that does matter like that's why our culture in the Midwest and especially in Missouri
is so fucking awesome is because we know how to rally around a team if it's hot cold freezing to like
all of it like that is just part of the the sports culture in the Midwest and so I think they're
probably making a mistake too so they are but but like to them here's the thing it's like it's not a
mistake to him because he's going to make so much money.
He doesn't give a fuck about us.
Like,
it just is,
it just sucks and like,
I wonder how,
like,
the players feel about it.
They,
it's not for six years.
So we kind of have time to,
like,
process it,
which I'm glad it's not like tomorrow.
But most of them,
like,
Mahomes might have a few years there,
but a lot of them are going to be,
like Chris Jones,
Travis Kelsey,
none of them will play there.
So I think they get to,
like not really have an opinion but uh i wonder what cheese players from like the 90s and
2000s think like uh i don't know well you know like i think being and i'm not in their position
whatsoever but i'm i think that like when you come from not having all the nicest stuff
a part of you is like oh like finally we're going to get what we deserve in the weight room and in the
training room and showers and locker room.
But I also think there's a side of like, that's where all the memories were made.
You know what I mean?
So I feel like more people are going to be leaning towards like, no, like we want to stay
an Arrowhead.
But there's a little piece of everyone that's like, you know what, maybe we are getting
what we deserve with like the accessories and everything.
They could have had that at Arrow.
What's funny is he also didn't spend money ever before.
Like he's, he's fucking cheap.
That's why this is crazy.
That's my thing.
Why couldn't you just, like, if that, if that was one of the main things,
and they're saying they're going to build a stadium so it can be even louder.
But like, fuck that.
It's not going to be.
It's not going to be.
It won't.
It won't be.
But like, why couldn't they just renovate like the training room and locker rooms and all that?
I'll tell you.
Because so he, the way they did it was they wanted, like, the county or like the,
it's also weird because Kansas is like all in.
And Missouri, because we have St. Louis.
it's like and St. Louis has other teams like they don't care as much about
Kansas City sports teams so it was kind of like Kansas City Missouri and like
Western Missouri against the entire state of Kansas but anyways he wanted like the county
to pay for it via taxes and stuff like that so they would always propose these tax
bills to like get money from people to vote on money going to like renovations and all this
shit when like hey dude you're a fucking
billionaire don't be a cheap fuck for like one second and like you do the renovations and like
it just was never gonna like yeah he could have paid for it but he was asking Missouri
County residents to like it's Jackson County I believe to pay for everything and they voted no
because they sent him this like last minute cheap fucking whatever and so he'll blame he'll blame
taxpayers and like people that's what I was going to say that's when in reality he could just do it
and keep arrowhead fine.
But the players do a thing at the end of every year where they vote on...
Dude, I saw it.
When he got an F?
He got Fs.
He got Fs because he didn't spend money in shit.
And now he wants a new stadium.
That again, he's really not in fucking paying anything for it.
But...
That is just...
You would think...
They said like the first time we won a Super Bowl that he got like four out of ten.
He was the worst owner.
But why is that?
Cheap.
He's a bit of...
businessman.
Yeah.
Probably very smart.
But like, I don't think he actually gives a fuck about tradition, history, any football shit at all.
It's like, it's all business.
You know what's funny?
That is like, I feel like a lot of people in positions of power, because that's what we're dealing with with our commissioner, is they are very, yes, we will give you credit.
You are very smart business people, but we need sports people too.
We need a business plan.
Is Kathy not a hooper?
No.
Oh, I guess I never really even wondered that.
She, like, ran Deloitte.
People can be good at business, but at the same time, not get what, like, but then again,
like, why would I expect fucking a billionaire dude to, to care about what a blue-collar dude in fucking Kansas City, Missouri, like, actually cares about?
Or look out for them in any way.
And I guess you'd say the same if Kathy, like, she can run a business or, like, run,
an organization well, but then when it comes down to like actually wanting to be like seen as
relatable or like being a, uh, a good transitional like voice for like what players want, what fans want,
she could be bad at that and still be good at like the business management side of things,
I guess.
But yeah, that does.
Like I think a lot of, a lot of us are butt hurt over that as we should be though.
Like that's, that's some shit.
I'm sweating.
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Wait, I wanted to ask you about that
Yeah, that
No, it's fun.
So what it is, we have, we were going to try to like kind of keep it like Midwest,
but it has like seriously, there's a market for it.
So it has kind of blown up.
And actually, West were having the number one team of the nation,
or they were ranked at preseason, they're coming.
But there's like so many top 25 girls who are going to be playing in it,
top 25 teams around the nation, so many top like 50 and 100.
Like it's kind of a big deal.
Nice.
And it's at Columbia College.
Yep, at Columbia College.
And actually, Arby's is one of our main sponsors.
We also have...
Oh, dope.
Yeah, it is kind of cool.
We also have like Adidas, Yeti.
A lot of local people around the community have donated a lot of money, which is so cool
because I think that, like, people are seeing the rise in women's sports.
I don't know.
And if you invest, like, you get a good product.
And so it's going to be a fun weekend.
But yeah, it's at Columbia College.
It starts Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
How much involvement do you have in, like, who?
who gets invited and the logistics of the actual, like, camp itself.
So we have, we hire someone whose name's Brad and he's awesome.
And like, this is what he does for it.
Like he, he, like, what do you even call that?
He, like, brings teams to tournaments.
Like, he, that's what he does.
You know what I mean?
But we hired him on.
And we've had over, like, 4,500, 5,000 teams reaching out wanting to be a part of it across
the nation.
So it's been, yeah, it's.
It's cool. It really is like the, you know, Columbia College.
I played in so many like little soccer and basketball camps at Columbia College growing up.
They're always like a great, like they're just a good host school.
And it's everyone knows Columbia is home to the University of Missouri, but there's also other universities in town.
And Columbia College is, um, does a lot for the like community for sure.
Well, no, they do for sure.
But like there's like a whole bunch of college coaches that are going to be there.
There's a lot of people, you know, in Columbia and then, like, the surrounding town.
So I think it's really fun to, like, have people go to booches, try out Shiloh.
Yeah. Oh, you know, go to Harpo's and, like, do all that type of stuff and kind of see how we were raised to.
And so it does bring money back into, you know, Columbia and where we grew up.
And so it's exciting. It's going to be a long, freaking weekend. But it's a great weekend.
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So then ultimately are the RB's hot girls everyone participating?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not kidding.
Like this is like a high,
talented group of athletes that are coming in.
And we also, I think, do it at, you know,
eventually maybe we'll move over to Mizzou.
But Lindsay and I have always talked about like,
it is so fun because that gym gets packed.
And like, it's the environment that you create.
Yeah.
And like, it's a cool environment for high school girls basketball.
And so it's all the players coming in.
It's going to be a big weekend.
And I need to like catch up on sleep because I'm not kidding.
I'm like up from like 5 a.m. to 1 a.m.
Like it is it's a long freaking weekend.
Do you, then what's your role though like while the girls are playing?
Are you in, are you like in huddles or do you kind of like chill off to the side or how does that work?
So it's like legit like these games count towards their records and whatnot.
And so I think so you're like, okay.
So I'm just like I just, we just host it.
But I think a lot.
of a lot of like pro athletes who like host camps or host tournaments or just like whatever
it's like their name but they're never there and so like I wanted to make sure you know like
growing up in Columbia there's not a lot of pro athletes um and so I was like you know if we're
going to do this let's do it right and so I make sure I'm there 24-7 so it's like a good way for girls
to come like ask questions get pictures autographs and like it's just really cool to kind of help
mentor because I just love that side of things of like they there's people and I'm sure with
you too. Like when when people see you, I'm sure they want to know like, how did you get on Bravo or
how did you get to do what you do? And it just gives people a place to go to ask these questions and
just like hang out. So I'm there 24-7. So it's fun. Doop. Have you ever tried to get, would you ever
invite teammates to come with you? Well, I think it's kind of hard because unrivaled is going on and a lot of
people go overseas. But I think in the future, I really am like I'm going to try to get, you know,
some of my teammates there because they could come for like a day you know what i mean or like a
couple hours and i think that that's a cool draw like that's a cool thing for you know people to see
wmba players yeah hell yeah um my hot girls of the week super quick uh the first ladies of montana state
university so our athletic director's wife hither castello and her head football coach's wife molly
vegan. They are the cutest, nicest, most professional women ever.
Love that. And they've been so good to me. And like, if they see me, like, at an event or
whatever, they come check on me or, like, message me when we're out to, like, find me or whatever.
Yep. And they're so, like, I don't know. That can be a job where, I don't, there's just so much
going on. You could be overwhelmed. And they are so, like, full.
of smiles and joy.
They're just so good at like
that role I think and they've
made me feel so like a part of the family.
Well dude, you're a great ambassador for your school.
You're a great ambassador.
I try my best.
Thank you.
You kill it.
But they've been so, so good to me and are like,
they act like my mom when I see them
and I love them so much and I want to give them a shout out
and also congrats because they
probably will get rings out of this whole deal.
So as they should.
They get a big, big shout out for me for being.
And they dress so cute and they've always got like little cowboy hats and like,
Oh shit, Wes.
What?
Need your help.
This is like the most random thing ever.
And I'm not even trying to toot my own horn.
But I, tomorrow, I'm going to the Capitol and getting introduced in front of like the
governor and all those people because it's like I'm becoming like a famous missurian i don't even know
what the hell that means wait is that an award yeah so you need that like an official thing yeah step up
your game bud do something crazy on tv oh whoa but i want to know what's tomorrow yes i need it and i'm
trying to figure out an outfit i kind of want to wear a cowgirl hat but i don't know like what the
vibe should be.
If you're going to the Capitol, I would do, do you have any like suits that look like hot,
like you still want to be like girly?
No, I do, but I feel.
Or dress.
I would go, I would save, I wouldn't go cowboy hat in the Capitol.
Unless you're like, no, I am.
We can put it off.
No, I am because here's my thing.
I want to dress.
I've already decided.
I want to dress like, um, very.
We also congrats.
That's really cool.
Thanks.
I mean, I don't even know, like, what even is that?
Like, I don't.
So is that in Jeff City?
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
It's very interesting.
I was like, this is the biggest mistake in history for Missouri.
Missouri history.
Besides the Chiefs.
No, but I was thinking, like, everyone's going to be dressed in like, Susan's
like, Missouri.
What have we become now?
No.
We're letting hurry.
Everything's going so bad.
It's like Walt Disney, Brad Pitt, and now like...
Yeah.
Yeah, Cheryl Crow, Sophie.
Yeah, Nelly.
Hell yeah.
Nelly.
But no, I want to, like, I want to dress cute, but I also want to, like, get into, like, my western wear.
And I think I have a...
Oh, my fuck West.
I did not even tell you my story about this cowboy hat.
I don't know if I should say it.
I thought that what is what was going to come of...
Because I brought up cowboy hat and you, like, lost your...
your shit for a second.
Okay, because I'm a little, I feel bad if this gets out because it's not, like, I'm,
I'm just going to tell the story and I don't want anyone to take offense to this.
So, real quick.
Guys, no one can take offense to this story.
Here we go.
And three, two, one.
So I did something with, um, the Western world because NFR was kind of over the holidays and it's
in Vegas.
But there is an all women's event and it's called breakaway roping.
And it's actually really cool.
But because it's an all-woman's event,
these old country men who are stuck in their ways won't add it.
Yet this is the fastest growing sport in rodeo,
which is kind of crazy.
Like, think about it.
Think about all the guys at rodeo,
but think about all the little girls, the aunts, the wives.
Like, there's so many women in the Western world.
So they have to throw their own event.
So they brought it out here to Scottsdale.
It was at West Wales.
world. And they're like, hey, would you want to come and, you know, kind of like help promote our
sport and meet these athletes because the girls are athletes, but so are the horses. Like,
there's just, everything about it was so cool. Like, it was honestly, you would have loved it.
You would have. No, women are like a big part of the rodeo world. I don't think rodeos exist
without women. And yeah, and also, yeah, that's fucked. That's annoying. I didn't.
I don't think I knew that.
I wonder what my dad would say.
So,
but.
Yeah,
they have to throw their own event.
And,
like,
at this event,
they can make the most money.
Like,
they travel around all the country.
And at this one,
and go to,
like,
multiple rodeos and,
and ropings and all that type of stuff.
But at this one event,
they could make the most money
they made all year.
So it's,
like, a really big deal.
And,
um,
so I was there,
and I got on,
like, CBS sports,
and I was hyping it up,
and it was so fun.
But,
like,
afterwards,
there's,
like,
vendors and stuff and like I know they probably they just came from NFR but I also wanted to show my
support to that sport you know what I mean and so I was kind of going around the vendors and like
oh yeah like here's this here's that like $50 75 whatever and I got to this probably hat and like
I have a black one I have like a kind of a blush one but there's a really pretty brown one and it
was going to fit perfectly with my outfit for like being on the show did they mold it to you or did it
fit right away. Oh, just wait. So I picked a hat and he measured my head, molded it to my head,
like molded the, like, they do everything right in front of you. And like, I know, I was like,
oh, you know, it's probably going to be like, what, 300 to 500 bucks. You know, like I'm,
it's fine. Yeah. Good hat. He's like, yeah, great hat. It's like the best that you can get. And so I
thought that was the price. And he goes, and we'll give you 20% off. And,
I was like, oh, perfect.
Like, that's so nice of you guys.
And he goes, all right, it's going to be $1,080.
Fuck me.
Wow.
But I was like, he's like, is that okay?
I was like, oh, yeah.
Like, that's fine.
Yeah, totally.
But, like, it's fine.
But, like, I wasn't expecting to spend that on a cowboy hat.
Yeah, that's like a jump scare.
Yeah.
And so, like, I was walking when he goes, oh, and you get a free hat case for your cowboy
hats.
I was like, oh.
Thanks, man.
So now that I spent freaking $1,000, $1,000.
on a cowboy hat after 20 first and off.
I'm trying to wear that motherfucker as much as I can.
No, of course.
Well, this is weird that I wore this hat
because this is a cowboy hat store in Bozeman.
They made me a hat in October.
Yeah, a nice little green one.
So shout out crossbow.
Okay, so yeah, you do need to wear the hat then,
and you said it's brown?
It's brown.
It's really pretty.
Do you want me to get it real quick?
Yeah, I'm trying to think of what,
do you know what you're going to wear with it, though?
Nope.
That's why I've asked you to.
Should we Google?
Like how, like, I, I, so, I do like, I do like a bunch of neutrals.
Because black, a lot of people will get mad if you were black and brown together.
Is that even still a thing that you can't wear black and brown?
I don't care, but I do it all the time and I love it.
All right, everybody.
Let me see.
So, I'll save the best for last.
Here's kind of the blush one.
Cute.
That looks good.
Okay.
I like that.
Option one.
I also haven't brushed my hair in a couple days.
I need to wash it.
Yeah, I figured your hair would look a little different, probably at the capital.
I hope so.
Also, people know this.
One of the most unknown capitals in all the 50 states is that Missouri's is Jefferson City, Missouri.
It's on the river.
It's not even like a top five biggest town in Missouri.
There's a good ice cream.
There's a good ice cream shop in Jeff City.
They used to be really good at sports.
I don't know how they are right now.
Oh, that one's cute too.
Mm-hmm.
Could you do all black?
I was thinking about it.
And then...
Do girls wear?
Do you wear...
Do you wear...
How do we have with a dress?
Or would you do more, like, would you layer?
Shorties.
This is it.
Actually, all women owned.
Oh, that's dope.
Out of...
Do you know where they're base out of?
Oklahoma.
That looks...
I like that had a lot.
though. Dude, it's nice.
That one looks good. Because it just fits.
Like, it just like, those ones are a little big.
But like this is like a, I could go roping in this hat, dude.
Do you want to go roping with Mr. Wilson sometime?
Dude, bring it out.
Yeah.
See if you can hang?
I probably can't.
Oh, I got to rope with the, like, the Michael Jordan of breakaway roping.
Jackie.
What's his name?
Or it's a woman?
Girl.
Yeah.
Fuck, sorry.
God damn it.
Damn it, West.
You said Michael Jordan, no, that's not my fault.
You could have said, you should have said, the Sue Bird.
Dude, it's fine.
I could have said that.
I was trying to, like, put it in terms that you guys would understand.
And so, but she's awesome.
And she kind of taught me, and she said I had good form, good natural form, but.
Follow through?
I'd really have to work on that.
But in this kind of a fun, Matt, I love the color.
No, it looks good.
We used to play, we used to play horse in the backyard with my dad with,
with roping.
And so he'd always win, but we...
How did you know that?
And they do like trick shots and stuff?
Well, I just mean because my dad knows how to rope and like my brother and I aren't good.
And so we would just take turns and try our best.
You could have been.
You guys just didn't give it the time and effort that it probably deserved.
But he wasn't like a real, he didn't like really lock into like cowboy shit until I,
by the time I was in like six or seventh grade.
Because he taught for so long, you know?
Yeah, I feel that.
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Because the Chiefs aren't playing anymore, I really don't have a dog in the fight
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Ow.
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Yeah, but isn't that what you were just going to say?
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