The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Show Me Something - WNBA Star Sophie Cunningham & Bravo's West Wilson Top 5 “Show Me Something” Moments of 2025!
Episode Date: January 8, 2026Ho ho hold up — it’s a Show Me Something Christmas. Our present to you? A highlight reel of the TOP 5 most iconic moments, hot takes, and absolute chaos from this year’s podcast. Sop...hie’s on a heater (until she’s not) as the Fever grind through a Caitlin Clark injury stretch — and she gets real about the highs/lows of being a “next shooter up,” and why the league needs to stop being messy about the new wave of attention. Then the convo swerves into pure internet chaos: the WNBA flying-dildo saga (yes, multiple… yes, neon green… yes, someone actually got arrested), plus Sophie breaking down why it’s funny and dangerous — especially when you’ve already tripped over one at home. From there it’s classic Sophie & West: Summer House cast trip ideas (Ozarks??), Paige being out of the house, tunnel fits and bandanas featuring West’s dad, and a quick flex on West’s Good Morning America moment with Arby’s steak nuggets and the “Hot Girls Eat Arby’s” shirt going viral. They wrap with “Tell Me Something” listener calls — dating advice from Chile to Texas, for the fellas and the ladies, plus a surprisingly wholesome question about what’s actually been filling their cups lately (spoiler: parents, cold beer, and… an elite dessert run). Get an Arby's Double Roast Beef or Double Beef 'n Cheddar in-store or Doordashed today. https://www.arbys.com/All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet#VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shirek, baby.
How'd it go?
Bink, bink.
That's good.
How'd you play?
You know, I've actually been kind of on a heater.
Turn me up, so?
Yeah, turn me up.
But last night I was not.
Back down on a cooler.
That's fine.
Humbling.
That's humbling, you know.
Can I?
Do you think with?
See?
Have you had to like kind of like rise up?
Yeah, I think everyone has had to.
She does have a pretty good injury.
Hopefully she's back soon.
Are you second a shooter after her, in your opinion?
Like percentage-wise or like efficiency?
I guess that's the same thing.
Yeah.
Nice.
Your coach is like, uh, what?
I'm inefficiency and percentage-wise.
I leave both of those categories.
Yeah, no, that's awesome.
That's good.
Same category.
Anyway, I don't even know if I lead those.
But I know, I think that's the cool thing about our team is we have a lot of great shooters.
Shooters.
But I have been shooting the shit out of the ball lately.
But we all, you know, the highs and lows of the season.
I know.
Everyone goes to that.
Do we know when she's coming back?
What is it?
Growing?
Yeah.
Her, yeah.
It is a groin.
But it's such like a weird injury because she doesn't really, like, she's not in pain all the time.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But then like, when you do hurt it, it's like, okay, you're out for another.
So I think they're trying to be like extra cautious.
So she doesn't kind of have those little setbacks.
If we're trying to make a playoff run, I think that's the great thing.
Exactly.
Like if we can continue to win without her, like also.
Of course, we want her to play, though.
Like, I want her to play.
You know what I mean?
But like, if we can be successful without her, give her a little bit more break,
I think that's going to be good.
And playoffs are win, October?
September, this year.
Yeah, October with Olympic year, but this year.
Oh, got you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She didn't play an All-Star, though.
She didn't.
She was an All-Star.
Of course.
Was she, like, on the sideline shit with them?
Yeah, she, they call their coach, Coach Clark.
Oh, yeah.
Love.
No, only they did.
But I think I'm a part of our PA, Flares Association.
WMBA, yeah, so I think they're going to be sending out those shirts.
Good.
So it'll be nice, but.
Kelsey Plumwood did chirp.
Why?
I don't know, dude.
Why?
I always feel like she's always being weird.
The thing is, she's super nice and she's really freaking good at basketball.
Uh-uh.
It's just like.
I just think, and you know way better than me.
Yeah.
But like, it just feels like people are jealous.
of this new little wave of
They are, but I just hate that
because like, this is what we've always wanted
as a league. So, like, who cares who gets
the credit? And if you're smart, you're making
money off of them. Yeah. Like, you were
literally making money from the viewership. And what
she made a, the chirp was about how she didn't
help plan the fucking shoes. Who cares? Like,
who cares? You know what I mean? Like, I
just hate when, like, people do stuff
to get, it's like clickbait. Like, you know
and there's so much clickbait, especially
surrounding Caitlin. And so, like,
it's just like, just be nice. Like, why can't
Just be nice.
That's what I don't, I don't, coming from the girl who I was just saying we just talked
for two hours about how you fucking beat someone up.
Just be nice.
It's not that hard.
I agree.
Damn it.
No, I think that's what the, from what I've seen.
Yeah, what is the outside?
Like, the outside view of the W.
Why bully the person who is like not 100% responsible, but like has a huge role in growing
your support?
Dude.
And it literally like pisses me off.
And people are like, she's not the face of the league.
Hmm, who would be?
What?
Sabrina, no.
Yeah.
No, there's really good, well-known people in our league.
I'm not, I'm not discreding them.
Like, we have a lot of badasses in our league.
Yeah.
Like, hell yeah, of that.
I'm off for that.
But when people will try to argue that she's not the face of our league,
or if our league would be where we're at without her, you're dumb as shit.
Yeah.
You're literally dumb as fuck.
You guys played at Iowa.
Were you there for that game?
Yeah.
Was that a preseason?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We played against Brazil.
We should go to Brazil.
Chiefs play in Brazil week one against the Chargers, I think.
So there's that.
Clear our schedule.
When did they, when's their first game?
It's probably like the first weekend of September.
Wait, when does Summerhouse quit filming?
Dude, I fucking won it.
Montana State plays Oregon, week one.
And it's our last weekend of filming.
So it's like, it's the last weekend of August that like, I think it like, it dips its toes into September.
for like a day on like Sunday maybe or something.
Wait, because that's literally where I was going to go with that.
Why doesn't, why don't you guys all pick up like the summer house crew go to like a game or like go to the
internet talks about that all the time because every other Bravo show does cast trips.
Yeah.
So they go to like islands and like fucking cool stuff.
Why would you guys not?
I think because our show is a vacation.
Yeah.
They like, in theory we're like already on a trip.
On vacation?
You know?
Yeah.
I like jokingly brought up Summer House Ozarks.
Dude, it would be so fun.
And it, like, kind of caught a little traction.
I saw it on my Twitter feed.
Yeah.
I saw it.
Uh, I interviewed John Hamm about it.
I was like, would you watch that show?
And he goes, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do that be amazing.
But it would be fun to just go, like, I love that house, you know?
Yes, but like, it's okay to go do something different for at least one week.
I think with people that you spend so much time with, a little shakeup.
Yes.
Yes.
And, like, yeah.
And then it, like, it kind of, like, lights a little.
Fire.
It's a fun.
Like.
We're all going to, like, do this thing.
Let's all be nice and have fun.
You're just not so much of your team.
But I actually want to handle that real quick.
Is it so weird with Paige not being in the house?
It sucks because I think our senses of humor were like the same.
Yeah.
And if I made a joke, I like.
Relied on her a little?
Yeah.
She would laugh first, you know.
Uh-huh.
So that part's always tough.
Are you still friends?
Yeah.
Like hang out and stuff?
I'm going to send her one of those bandanas too.
I got a little group of like.
You need to.
You need to.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
But it seemed that in a tunnel fit would mean the world to me.
Dude, I want to rock it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm all for that.
Yeah.
Do you have an outfit idea?
You know it's my dad on the bandana.
What?
Bruce?
Bruce, dude.
I'll show you.
It's like a pastel painting.
Wait, on the OG scarf, it was Bruce the whole time.
Yeah, look.
You're fucking kidding.
No, I sent them the picture.
So it's like a picture of him.
Thruce?
Yeah.
Isn't that cool?
Oh, hell yeah, dude.
And then that's our Cattlebrand logo.
Oh.
So it's like cooler than you think it is.
Way cooler.
I just thought it was like a random silky scarf that you maybe got at Marshalls.
No, no.
No, what the fuck?
I don't know.
No, actually, this company is who did it.
They're called Pirate.
But it's pretty cool.
You could have fooled my ass.
Well, that's not the point.
Oh.
And I also think my dad was like, this is awesome.
Duh, you know he fucking ate that shit of in a heartbeat.
I know.
I was like, hey, do you have time to do you like a photo shoot at the farm?
And he was like, yeah, I can tell the cows to fuck off and the pigs can go blame the mud.
The cows were a part of it.
I did see that.
Dude, I will never forget.
Back to our little farm party real quick, I will never forget when you really did have yours.
And like, your dad was out there and was like showing the like massive bonfire too.
That bonfire was huge.
It was huge.
We took all the old wood and like pallets and stuff.
I didn't know all that.
But I remember that was a big ass fire.
Yeah.
That might have been one of the bigger ones.
Yeah.
Josh Evans had a couple big ones, but that was a big, big one.
I wonder if we'll ever do that again in our lives.
I think that we're going to throw it back and we're going to.
We like, yeah.
Wait, that would be so fun.
Why are we whispering?
Just because I don't want you to hear the things that.
They're not going to be invited.
No, you guys don't want to invite.
It's in Missouri, though.
If I get lumped in associated with you and then have beef with the,
front office of the WNBA, that puts me at two leagues that I have like outwardly public beef with.
Because the NHL hates my guts also, which is a old story.
I'm kind of thinking that the W is starting to have some beef with my comments.
But I also have to say that more than 95% of the population who watches the NBA agrees with me.
Without a doubt, we know what we have to talk about this week.
sweeping interwebs.
W&B dildos.
Awesome.
Not like just dildos, may I add.
Like neon green,
probably glow in the dark.
Dude, green machine.
Green machine.
That's honestly.
Electric.
Dude, I, I,
it's funny.
Like, don't give me real.
You had a response.
It's hilarious.
But then I tweeted,
like, I was like,
I was Loki joking joking.
And I think people, like,
I was like joking but serious, but like more joking than serious.
I'll defend you in this instance, like, objectively, that's so dangerous.
I've even tripped on a dildo in my own apartment that someone left on the floor.
Like, they're not good for ankles and you, like, we all know.
So I agree with you.
Like, I wasn't even thinking about my ankles.
I was thinking about, like, is someone through that thing?
And like, first of all, the bounce, the bounce that that thing had, if that smack someone in the face, you know that that's going to be plastered everywhere.
And if it didn't hear, like, if it came from the top, I didn't even feel it.
Dude, I'm thinking about, like, if it gets, like, I'm just, I just know how things go viral now.
And I just know if that thing, like, even came from, like, the rafters or bouncing just slapped me right in the face.
I could never, I could.
That would be what I'd be known for for life.
So I was just trying to protect all of our images.
And, yeah, break a fucking nose.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Do, um, do we know if I should know this, but did they find the person who threw it or not?
So there's actually been three dildos that have been thrown, which is insane, all green.
And I was like, I was like, hey, like, this is going to be a thing.
Like, we could, well, I saw that they offer this.
You're not allowed to talk about this.
So you can't, you probably can't even respond to what I'm going to say.
But they, there were, there were betting lines for the next colored dildo thrown on the court at a WNBA game.
And people could, like, bet on the number.
Yeah.
And it was like, sunset rainbow, like, plus, like, 50 or whatever.
Yeah.
And I guess green is just like the go-to now.
Dude, the funny thing is, is like, my parents and my sister, they literally text me after or before every single game, like saying good luck, like, did a day, you know.
And my mom, I'll send it, I'll send it so everyone can see this.
But my mom, she goes, instead of like my good luck text, she goes, watch out for flying dildos tonight.
And then the other one said, did you really just post the.
dildo tweet. It got some legs. And she goes, it's funny. A lot of others think so, too. Did you see
the dildo hit the court? I was like, I never thought that I'd be talking about this with Mama P.
I'm with my sweet mom. Did you see the response to your tweet that like, like, ratioed you?
No. So you said stop throwing dildos on the court. You could get hurt. And someone said,
we'll stop playing basketball on the dildo range.
Which.
That's kind of funny.
And he sat and the stuff.
That is funny.
Damn.
That's crazy.
But like...
But the guy who actually did throw it, he did get arrested.
And I think he's banned for a year.
A year?
He's throwing big hard, well, medium hard objects.
I want to know how they're getting these in.
That's our talks in the locker room.
It's like, it's not in their purses.
Okay, so as someone who snuck booze into multiple professional sporting events
Dude, booze is different than this big green...
But my, I was going to say you put anything in between your legs where it's hot and like there's weird shapes.
It doesn't skip like it's a, it's rubber.
It's not going to scan them the like metal detector thing.
So if you put it in your pants like it's free game.
I don't even know how they can keep stopping it unless they put out like a, a,
like a bounty for like anyone seen with a dildo in a WNBA arena.
Who just knew that like that would just draw so much attention?
I feel like they knew.
Yeah.
Yep.
It's green.
Like they knew exactly what.
I want it to,
I want before we move on as a society,
and I don't want anyone hurt,
but like if it,
if someone threw it and it landed on the suction part,
like,
and just like on the floor,
could you imagine?
Or the backboard?
Timmy.
Everyone's trying to make sure
like the W is like not a joke
and it's taken seriously.
And then that happens.
I'm like, how are we ever going to get taken seriously
if we have freaking...
But in a way,
have had like crazy streakers
and people doing weird stuff.
This is like part of the course.
Honestly, I'd much other a dildo than a streaker.
Yeah.
And it's like kind of.
like it's cute again as long as everyone's safe you know I want everyone to be safe um okay you know
you and I haven't talked about actually and like met in the middle just like weird and like
the first episode we were like introing so much stuff that we didn't get to like just talk about
like what happened during the week you know I feel like the more we go like we travel this path
we'll just talk about like weird stuff and other big news
Project B. Do you want to spill the freaking beans?
So it's a league. So the W season goes from May to October for people who don't know.
And this league will go in our offseason. So like there's other things like unarrivaled,
AU in Nashville. Then people can go overseas too. But this is a whole new one. And this one offers a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of money.
And that's why people are like moving towards this.
And this is also different than unrivaled.
Completely different.
So how many like floating leagues are there?
Three?
I would say that like a lot of the American players are doing are, I would say the majority is two.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I think there's going to be a lot of people switching over.
That's cool.
So like here's my thing.
So all these leagues are great.
But at the end of the day, like if you don't have the W, you don't have the platform.
Right.
So you don't have the eyes.
You don't have the recognition.
That's right, Caitlin Clark.
Yeah.
You have the W.
Yeah.
I try to get in her to like play in this one.
She's like, no.
I saw Kelsey Mitchell's playing.
Yeah, which I'm super excited about.
Yeah.
Super excited to play with Kels.
Or I don't know if I'll play with her, but we'll be in the same week.
But so you go to like seven different markets around the world.
You're only there for a certain amount of time and then you have the rest of time off.
So I could like stay in that market and travel for free pretty much.
Do you know the markets?
I do, but I don't know the exact city.
So I know.
there's like two in Asia, two in Europe, I think two in the North and South America's and one
elsewhere. Dude, that fucking rocks. I'm excited because I actually miss kind of traveling the world.
I was in France for seven months. I went to Australia at the like the beginning of my career.
Loved it. You just get cultured. It's fun. And I've missed it. But I also don't want to play you around.
Like my body can't handle it. I have other things I want to do that I'm interested in.
And so this just gives me the like the perfect opportunity to go play, get cultured, like see the
world, but also, like, be able to come home and still experience, like, what I want to experience.
So you think it's a tasteful amount of basketball that, like, wouldn't burn you out, but it's
offering you multiple things outside of, like, just playing basketball.
Yeah. So, and they have, like, they're going to have the best PTs. They're just super
organized. Do you know where, like, who's backing it? Who's, like, well, I know, I don't know
if I'm allowed to say, but I'll just say, like, four huge tech companies that are, like, well-known
and they have a shit ton of money. So a lot of people think this is, like, Saudi money, and it's not
at all. It's not a live-level for whatever.
No, no, no, no.
So I'm excited.
And I think the people that are running it are just good, good people.
I think it's good experience.
Did they recruit you or did you reach out to them?
No, they recruited me.
And I, not even going to lie, I actually kind of turned it down twice.
Okay.
Because I was like, I don't want to play overseas.
I don't, whatever.
And then like the more details I got and like the more I really thought about, I'm like,
dude, what a great time to like expand my brand globally.
I get to play year around, which will help me stay in shape.
that will help me.
Because I'm about to hit, like, I'm hitting my prime.
So prime in the WMBA is like anywhere from 28 to 34.
You better fucking ball out then.
Yeah, but I'm a late bloomer too.
So I'm like, I'll probably be, you know, the 50-year-old still playing.
Yeah, yeah.
Like in the church league.
Step-backs and shit.
Talking shit to little kids, yeah.
I did have my uncle one time.
I played in his church league and he was like, there's this guy.
He played D-2 basketball.
And he fuck us up.
And he could just get mid-range floaters.
all day and no one could stop him.
You know what it's hilarious?
When I was, you weren't there, you're at BravoCon,
but I was up in New York and we all went to dinner
after the Sun Cruiser event.
And there was a couple of guys there
and they play in like the New York, like,
City League or something.
It's like CYBA, but like for older people.
Is it, if it's not Volos sports?
What, what? It's like, it's like three letters.
Do you kind of know what I'm talking about?
Oh, well, it's not, it's not Volo.
Like, it's, but were they like all good?
Um,
They were all like...
Do you think it's the same level as my kickball league?
Or better or worse?
I think it might be a little better.
Yeah, okay.
So it's probably not Volo.
It's probably something that I don't know of.
Okay.
Well, they all are like finance people.
And they all take their basketball so serious.
Like getting...
Angle.
Angle braces.
Oh, yeah.
And like, like making sure that they're fit for their game.
Wiping their...
Wiping their shoes off every defensive possession.
Literally.
And I was like, I would love to see that.
Yeah.
So it'll be really cool.
It's going to be fun.
Are you excited?
I am, actually.
No.
You think you'll play commercial when they charge?
No, everything's first class.
Everything's chartered.
Everything's like, we're going to be at the nicest hotels, nicest.
Anything you can think of that is great overseas, that's where we're going to be.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
But I do think it's cool because, like, say we play in Italy, you play for two weeks and then I could stay there and explore for two weeks.
Yeah.
Like literally damn near for free.
And get some recipes for next Christmas.
callback.
I think it'll be fun.
And I did read.
Yeah.
They're giving equity to everyone.
Yeah.
Which is sick.
Yeah, I think like the first kind of like wave of people who are willing to go for it because this is new.
So they're, it's, it's risky, but high risk, high reward.
That, yeah, they're giving equity.
And so I'm like, I'm all for that.
Like it's especially with like the money that is involved in, honestly, the platform that it gives us athletes
to like expand our game in our brand globally is huge.
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What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas.
We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to our first people to do podcasts.
Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.
So how do we actually come up with a name, Hey Jones?
I honestly don't remember.
I think it was on a call about what we should call it.
We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers.
This is how you guys remember it going down?
Yes.
I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas.
And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast.
But thanks for remembering that, guys.
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Help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
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Hey, I'm Jared Adano.
You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet.
Help!
Somebody!
Please!
But there's so much more to me than me.
I'm an actor.
I'm a comedian.
And recently, I've become quite the helper myself.
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Sike! I'm a comedian! I'm not qualified to give good advice!
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This is help from a hypocrite, the worst advice from the double-
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Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHeart Podcasts presents soccer moms.
So I'm Leanne.
Yeah.
This is my best friend Janet.
Hey.
And we have been joined at the hips since high school.
Absolutely.
Now a redacted amount of years later.
We're still joined at the hip.
Just a little bit bigger hips.
Wider.
This is a podcast.
We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of
My Honda Odyssey with all the snacks and drinks.
Sidebar.
Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?
Oh, they had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
Do you want a white collar something here?
Just a hit it.
What are y'all doing?
Microphones?
Are you making a rap album?
Oh, I would.
Come on.
Could you believe?
I would buy it.
Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, you're lucky.
I'm not a drug addict.
You are.
I'm not an alcoholic.
You are.
You are.
I'm not a killer.
I love this.
team and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.
Oh.
Oh.
Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Oh, Coast.
Okay, we talked about this last episode.
We missed each other in New York because your cute ass did Good Morning America.
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clop.
Woo.
Yeah.
All right, let's talk about it, news anchor.
I should have like some anchorman TikToks or something.
I just wasn't thinking because it was so early.
Dude, isn't that the worst when like you're in these environments
where like you could just crush a like TikTok bit and you fully forget?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
But whatever.
First one problems.
Yeah.
So I was in Florida because I was looking for a house.
Probably not going to do that for a while.
Yeah.
We'll talk after why.
But so.
then I flew up to New York and it was so fun and walked down the city for like three hours,
got some dumplings, went to bed at like 7 p.m.
woke up at like 4 a.m. because of just, I don't know why.
And then we went straight to Good Morning America.
And it was amazing. The people there are absolutely so, so nice.
The hair and makeup were great.
I met Robin. I met Ginger.
Like everyone that I met was just so cool.
Robin was posting you up in the green room.
Dude, she was.
She was so cool.
Like she was so cool
I was like oh my gosh
This is awesome but I was there with RB's
And it was amazing
I was eating like steak bites at like 7 8 a.m.
It was nice
There's no wrong time to have a steak bite
Let's get that let's cover that right away
It was good too
So on Good Morning America
It was a very kind of like quick snippet
But we were talking about how hot girls
Eat RB shirt went absolutely viral
And it has been like completely sold out
Really since I've worn it
which has been kind of cool.
But Arby's most popular item has become the steak nuggets, dude.
How kind of cool is that?
Has it?
Yes.
Well, we should shout out the guy who went viral for eating fucking 40 of them by himself and in Arby's.
Dude, can we get that guy as our first guest on the pod?
Steak Nugget guy?
So good.
He probably sold out half of that whatever, wherever that Arby's was.
Oh, I know.
probably said out of the whole thing.
But I will say too, they were talking to me
in the test kitchen down in Georgia.
They want me to come test out some of like the new stuff
that they're doing.
How awesome would that be?
Dude, you get to wear like a hairnet and like an apron
and just go try shit?
Yep.
How sick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, that is too good.
The reason I found out that was only one Arby's in New York,
is because I was getting my hair done and my makeup done.
And they all were at.
asking about the steak nuggets.
And they're like, we can't find an Arby's in New York.
And I was like, well, missing out.
Hey, I will say those people, like, obviously I don't like,
I'm not watching Good Morning America every day, but everyone on that show,
I feel like they've been doing it for a thousand years and bringing the best vibes
every single day of their whole lives.
Yeah.
Like they seem so genuine and sweet and positive and like,
just sweet little angels that wake up at 4.30 a.m. every day.
They truly are.
And just like the producers, the people who, the directors,
the people who let us in like from security all the way to like the people that we know,
everyone is so friendly.
Like it was amazing.
Yeah.
I was so shocked.
Did you get to like, I mean, like, if anyone watched, we could all tell it was like,
an RB's related situation.
Did they, did you get time to like, did they ask you anything like that wasn't prompted?
Or was it pretty like getting it out?
So I think that I don't know, well, I do know that like Disney kind of told our good friends at Arby's that like the segment would be a lot longer, like a lot longer.
And then something happened.
And then so it was already cut to like, let's say 15 minutes all the way down to like three.
And then the show was running behind.
And so then it turned out.
It probably was probably time thing.
Yes.
And then it turned out being only like a minute 25.
But it was good.
It was in and out.
I got a lot of positive feedback and responses on socials
and so many people are trying to stay fights now.
So that's exciting.
Shout out Arby's.
You looked great, by the way.
I don't know how many times I'll comment on your appearance on this podcast
because I've known you since you were a child and we work together.
You looked so hot, Sophie.
Thanks, Wes.
Thank you.
I love a little affirmation from you.
That'll be fun.
Speaking of a phone interview, should we get into our,
tell me something.
So down.
The first one is a comment, not a voicemail.
A Matthias Osorno.
Mateus, I hope I'm doing you justice.
Really like your show.
Congrats from Chile.
Wow, shout out Chile.
I don't know how many times that's going to happen in the history of this pod.
But a shout out from Chile is fantastic.
We shouldn't celebrate it while we have it.
Let's do a live show in Chile.
Okay, by the way, what advice can you give me to deal with an issue of not finding a partner
in all of my 29 years, despite having a nice job,
not getting in trouble and working on my shape.
Mateus, you're looking at one, brother.
It's, don't feel bad.
Here's what's crazy to me.
People are always like, I'm single, I'm the single one.
Brother, you just told me you got a great job.
He got money to go travel.
You're working on your shape,
which means you got a bang and bod.
Hit the streets.
Argentina's close to you.
Brazil's close to you.
God, see, you just go downhill, so far.
Fast, West.
You're doing so good.
What do you mean?
Hit the streets.
I don't mean like being like a horn dog.
I mean, go live your life and then it's going to come to you, you know?
Like I think people who are like who need, who feel like they need to be dating someone,
you're going to settle, Mattias.
Yeah.
And I don't want that for you.
I want you to live your best life, which already sounds like you've got the ingredients, you know.
someone's going to come when you're not looking
Mattis.
Okay, I agree with all that.
And another thing is I think it's so important to date yourself
and like not be like keep, keep filling your cup up
because you have the rest of your life to be worried about someone else.
Like this is your only time to like do what you want and only be worried about you.
Like guys, think about that.
Do you ever think about that that like you have the next like 16 years to be worrying about
husband, wife, or kids, or all of that, we're like, this is a time where you should be filling up your own cup.
Yeah, I will say, Mattias, also, I think, like, at least for me, my parents aged, they, like, they were, like, at least in, like, the 80s, 90s, yeah, it was pretty, it was pretty typical, right?
Like, school, education, marriage, job, kids, like, there's a, there was a clear pattern.
I don't think it's as strict as it used to be.
I got a lot of single friends, Mateus, and I'm 30.
Just one fresh year ahead of you.
The clock's not over.
You're a very young cat.
Keep rocking it.
Did you?
I wonder, what is the culture in Chile?
Is it kind of like?
Great question, Sof.
Kev, can we get you for that one?
Let's ask, what is dating culture or what are dating traditions in Chile?
Yeah, dating traditions.
Chat, tell me about...
I think it's a more traditional.
In Chile.
Let's see.
Ooh, okay.
They blend Latin American romance,
Catholic cultural values
and a growing modern,
globalized dating culture.
Modernized.
You have,
yeah,
Mateas, you're good.
29 is,
is child's play.
Give yourself a little time.
And you're going to crush it.
And Congress is your 30s are your best.
years. So like, fine. I've heard that a bunch too.
Fine. I like that. You keep working on that bang and bod you got.
And keep making money.
Here's another one here. A little dating advice.
Oh, God. My favorite.
There you go.
Hi. My name is Sky and I live in Texas.
Sky.
I was just asking for advice because I go to college and there's this guy who I like on the football team,
but he's pretty popular. And we were at a party.
one time and he came and he sat with me
and he talked to me and this
week we went and got like
we actually got six away but we got lunch
and he's just been acting like a total
vibe but I
kind of feel like he has a lot of other
girl he's talking to but I don't know how to approach
that situation
how do I like he doesn't
how don't I approach that? Shut up Wes
he loves you I'm taking this one he's laughing
Sky because he knows exactly what type of guy
that is see it was probably
him sky this is coming
from girl to girl.
We have all been with the football player
who has a good vibe
and takes us somewhere
and we think that it's so cute and fun.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Make him chase you.
There are plenty of other fish in the sea.
You do not need to be competing
with other little ugly fishes.
Sky, I will say, I do agree with Sophie.
I think it's fish.
Real quick.
Disset.
Is the plural version of fish,
fish?
Cat, yeah.
I must have.
But keep going.
Now this is you, West.
I agree with Sophie.
I say kind of like, not saying distance yourself, but like make him work for a little bit.
Less attention you give him.
He's going to, he's going to come back.
Don't, don't like wait on him.
Do we want him to come back?
See, I'm like, actually the mom.
If that makes him a commit guy, I am kind of like the mom in this podcast,
which is like super surprising because West will give you like the guy advice.
I'm telling you the girl advice.
where like if you're just trying to have fun and not be committed,
but like you don't need to be doing that, you know?
All I'm saying is I think he'll show is true colors if you don't give him attention.
True, true, true.
Whether he comes back or like, then you're like, oh, he didn't care.
Now, I will say.
Good question, though.
It is a good question.
I will say, though, like, there are some really, really good football guys.
And some of them were my friends.
Still aren't my friends.
But you'll know the difference between a good, genuine guy and like a football player.
who's being a ho.
Right, Wes?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I co-sign.
That was such a good question
because it was just like perfect.
Because we just fucking lived it.
Love you, Sky.
Good luck.
All right, guys.
Last one for you here.
Hey, y'all.
It's Brian.
I was wondering, what is the one thing
in your life that brings you happiness?
I'd like to hear what
all I had to say about that.
Nice wholesome question to end our Friday.
That's lovely.
You know what it's been for me recently?
Making my parents happy and getting to do cool things with my mom and dad.
Wait.
That's so nice.
Yeah, I stayed, like, you'll never be able to repay your mom and dad for, like, what they've
given you.
And I feel like I've been presented a handful of opportunities over the last year or two.
and they're always going to be the first people that I want to, like, share the stuff with
because I don't know how else to, you know, try to thank them for everything.
And so that's kind of been filling my cup, Brian.
Oh, how wholesome.
Yeah, that and a cold beer.
Yeah, I love to say.
But your parents like cold beers too, so great.
You're doing both.
I think what I would say lately, I normally would say, like,
getting to the pool and being outside, getting a nice tan.
But here in Indy, there's not really sudden to do that for some reason.
I love a good Marg normally.
But since I've been hurt, what's actually been filling my cup, and normally I'm not like this, is I probably eat three desserts a day.
And I fucking have loved it.
That's pretty much it.
Like the other day, I had a cinnamon-rolled donut.
I had cookies and cream milkshake from
I had a cookies and cream milkshake
I'm not going to say from where
and then I had three cookies
all before 2 p.m.
And that and that's all you needed for the day.
Yeah.
To be emotionally like to be positive
to fill up your job to be happy.
And the next day
I had to do an in body
which tells you your body fat percentage and stuff.
Are you going up?
Yeah.
I've lost almost six pounds of muscle since my injury,
and I've gained 1.4% body fat.
Okay, just to call back the episode after you got hurt,
I said I got fat as fuck when I broke my leg.
Like, you just have to be careful
because there's so many things that you can't do that make you happy,
so then you replace them with what you eat because you can't move.
And it's so hard.
It is.
And like, I just, once I'm,
I get on like, I love sweets.
Like I have a sweet tooth, but I really try to stay away from it.
And I don't crave it.
But once I start, oh, I fucking start.
So I gave myself a month.
So like, what day is it?
Is it the 19th?
So two days ago was the injury anniversary.
So I was going to give myself a month of doing whatever I wanted.
And now I'm back on it.
Fair.
But that's bring.
That brought me a lot of happiness as I was eating like shit.
And it's awesome.
Brian, thank you for the wholesome question.
That was lovely.
Thanks.
Let's end this with Go Fever.
Get it done.
Clean sweep fever.
B the Aces.
Let's do it, baby.
Woo-hoo.
Bye.
See ya.
Hey, guys.
It's us.
The Jonas Brothers.
I'm Joe.
I'm Kevin.
And I'm Nick.
And guess what?
We created our own podcast called,
Hey, Jonas.
We invented a podcast?
Well, we didn't invent it.
We just contributed to it.
We're the first people to do podcasts.
We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong.
It's a strong way to put it, but, you know, tired and sick.
Tired and sick.
Listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcast.
Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy,
not quite.
Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends.
Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman
help make you funnier.
This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel.
Help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform?
We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter.
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What's up, fam?
It's Isaiah Thomas.
And I'm C.J. Toledano.
It's our favorite time of the year on our podcast point game, the playoffs.
We're digging into the biggest surprises of the season.
And I'm looking back on some of my greatest playoff moments.
If we didn't talk ever again, I was hungry.
You just understood.
That's how personal it got.
Wow.
Then after that game,
Mark keep coming till he's like, you know I love you, dog.
You know, it's all love.
This was just playoffs.
This was just basketball.
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