The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Snaps - CFP Instant Reaction: Washington OUTLASTS Texas, Penix SHINES, Michigan's OT WIN over Nick Saban & Alabama

Episode Date: January 2, 2024

Aaron Murray and T-Bob Hebert discuss  the Rose Bowl between Nick Saban's Alabama, and Jim Harbaugh's Michigan for the right to play for a national championship. Jim Harbaugh's Wolverines win 27-20 i...n OT to advance. They also break down the College Football Playoff semifinal Sugar Bowl between Quinn Ewers' Texas and Michael Penix Jr. and Washington. Penix Jr's 400 yard night propelled the Huskies over the Longhorns.  The Huskies will square off with Michigan in the College Football National Championship 03:00 - Michigan vs. Alabama 28:00 - Washington vs. Texas (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #HerdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:15 terms and responsible gaming resources. Yo, what's going on, y'all? Welcome me. Brand new episode of Snaps and Holy shit. That game, dude, did not go as whole how I thought it. was going to go. Not necessarily the game as a whole, I don't know about you, Aaron, when you do a post game show, right? You like,
Starting point is 00:01:43 you, you, you, you want to get your thoughts in order before the show begins, right? So you're kind of writing your notes as the game's going on. I had already written the Michigan obituary, right? Like, I had already written that we were talking about it. I'm like, you know, what a process oriented win for Alabama. Because talent-wise, there's two pretty equivalent teams, but Alabama didn't chew themselves a yada, yada, yada, yada.
Starting point is 00:02:03 And just when it seems like everything, is going against Michigan that in that third quarter, everything else, they fucking find a way from that fourth and two on. Think about it. Three minutes on to get the ball. Fourth and two, from that play on, it was all Michigan. It was like the game turned on a heel. Absolutely insane.
Starting point is 00:02:24 What a win for Michigan. What a win for Harbaugh. Just, I like, amazing. If you're a Michigan fan, enjoy this, savor this. It's been a long time coming and it's well learned. This is just a massive, fucking moment. There was huge, man.
Starting point is 00:02:38 And you go back at the beginning of the game, it looked like it was going to be too big of a moment for Michigan. A team that has been there back-to-back seasons into the playoffs yet has not found a way into the national championship. All the pressure seemingly somewhat on them, a major favor to win this entire season. Like they've been talking about, we talked about on the show, like Michigan's the best team in the country. Michigan's the best team in the country. This is the year, year three, Jim Harbaugh, like they got all these NFL draft guys.
Starting point is 00:03:00 They got, you know, they finally have figured it out this season. This is the year they're going to break through to get the national championship. and it seemed like those first two possessions, it was going to be too big for them. JJ with a horrific interception, gets called back because of the defender was out of bounds. Then the muff pump turned to an easy touchdown for Alabama. You're just like, man,
Starting point is 00:03:18 you cannot be making those mistakes early in the game and not think that Nick Sabin is not just going to run right through you. And then from there, the rest of the half, like you said, Michigan looked like the better football team. Like I tweeted in the half, like Michigan was the better football team, but don't sleep on Alabama, because it's going to be a four-quarter game
Starting point is 00:03:37 any time you play the Crimson Tide. Alabama came back. Third quarter was theirs. Fourth quarter was theirs. And so obviously that last possession for, or second-th-last possession for Michigan and JJ drove down the field for the touchdown. So it was a tale of two halves.
Starting point is 00:03:50 You know, Michigan dominant there, the first half, Alabama dominant in the second half, and Michigan found a way to win in overtime. Well, I didn't think that you could lose a phase because what was the big, the elephant in the room in the discussion for this game was the Nick Sabin factor
Starting point is 00:04:13 where like he's 9 and 1 in these games or 10 in 1 you know he's unbeatable these games and so I did not believe that you could have as many self-inflicted wounds as Michigan had or lose a phase of the game as badly as Michigan lost special teams and still find a way to win. I mean Michigan you said,
Starting point is 00:04:35 the fumbled punt. They had the botched XP. They had the missed field goal. They had a second muff punt, which almost lost the game on the spot. Whereas Alabama had two 50 yard field goals. They had the heads-up play where a freshman pumper turner, a true freshman, dives on the ball after it hits a teammates heel. They won the field position battle with punting in the third quarter. So it just felt like it just felt like Michigan, yes, you may be as or even more talented starter to start a starter than Alabama, but ultimately you're not ready for the moment. Nick Steven thrives in the moment. And then when it, it mattered most though, right?
Starting point is 00:05:07 Situationally, right? I don't give a fuck about J.J. McCartney's overall stats. I don't care about Michigan's overall stats. When they had to go 75 and their life's on the line and they're staring down fourth and two and then everything changed from that moment on, Blake Corum making the play, the Roman Wilson catch after the tip ball, the offensive line. And look, Michigan won in the trenches, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Which more physical team. After the Georgia game, a lot of people were. you know, crowning Alabama and especially a lot of our fans here on snaps because we tend to have a bit of a southern bias. Everybody's like, oh, Michigan's overrated the Big Ten defenses are already, these Big Ten lines overrated. Alabama's going to kick their ass line.
Starting point is 00:05:47 No, it's like we said, if it was just team on team, Michigan was the favorite. It was just the Nick Save, in fact, here. And one thing that was pointed out to me, which run very true today, and I kept going back to was the vast, vast, vast, vast amount, the vast majority of public betting was on Alabama because they were getting points. And yet the line never moved. Vegas stayed pat. Vegas was going to lose their dick off.
Starting point is 00:06:19 If Alabama had won this game and yet that line stayed pat. And that lets you know, first off, the public always has a weird way of getting things wrong when they all go in one direction. But secondly, it lets you know this game was not just some sort of, mismatch like so many people tried to tell you it was. No, it was, it was, first of all, it was a phenomenal game. Like, for all the people that, you know, were complaining for the past month that FSU maybe should have been there or who should have had that number four spot. This turned out to be one of the best playoff games that we've seen.
Starting point is 00:06:49 So like, let's, let's maybe give the committee a small clap here, because I know none of us really truly like the committee, but they did give us a really good football game. They didn't need shit, shut up. They gave us a great football game. So you can shut up. They gave us a great football game. This was a terrific.
Starting point is 00:07:05 You don't know what that FSU game would have been. I don't know. I don't know. I don't say this. Pointless conversation. You're right. My pointless conversation. I'm not trying to go down this.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I'm just saying it was a great football game. We don't see a lot of these games in the playoffs, especially we don't see a lot of one-vers-fours turned out to be an overtime game in the granddaddy of them all. Like, that was a special game to watch. I wish I was there. You're right. Watching the entire thing. Two very well coached teams.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Two very, yeah, two very, well, it's interesting. Two very complete teams. without like, no, no, I was going to say, no, there's some glaring weaknesses, but two very good defensive teams. No, I guess, okay, I think what I'm getting at with complete is two teams that are winning as teams. Like there aren't like a lot of like very big superstars out there
Starting point is 00:07:51 that are just overwhelming. Every team's going to have their stars, right? But there's not a Bryce Young. There's not a Joe Burrow. There's not a, there's not like a singular guy who is just overwhelming. These are two teams who are winning. by, you know, with all 22,
Starting point is 00:08:06 with all 11 guys in the field. I would classify Jalen Milrow as a superstar because if it wasn't for Jaylen, if it wasn't for Jaylen, if it wasn't for him, that football team would have been 8 and 4 this year, would have been 7 and 5. Jalen made that,
Starting point is 00:08:21 that made that offense go middle of the season on. He made that offense go. The big plays that had to happen tonight for Alabama and even being it was because of Jlin. Flip it over to J.J., and you said, oh, JJ was somewhat maybe pedestrian tonight. I thought JJ had a great game. I thought he was really efficient.
Starting point is 00:08:34 You take away some of the drops, too, from some of the Michigan receivers. I thought he used his legs well. I thought he was accurate for the majority of the game. Obviously, he took care of the football besides the oopsie that he was, you know, fortune for him was an interception to start the game. I mean, 17 to 27, 2.20, 221, three touchdowns. And what did we talk about the entire week for, for this football game? Alabama's DBs and can J.G. McCarthy in this offense
Starting point is 00:08:58 sold the football against Alabama. Because Georgia struggled than Georgia had, in our opinion, It's a better passing quarterback and better weapons on the outside, yet JJ had the better stat line than Carson did. Like, JJ had a really good game. And I thought the entire game plan for Michigan was tremendous. You saw in the first half the shifts, the motions, the different formations, the different personnel groups.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Like, I thought they did a great job of setting themselves up to have a ton of success throughout the ball game. So kudos that offensive staff. Kudos to J.J. McCarthy. I thought that that may have been one of the better games I've seen him play against elite competition because we usually don't see him get the go against. at least competition, and he handled his business tonight. That's a great Alabama.
Starting point is 00:09:36 That's, like, that to me, I think it's the best defense in America, and he played pretty damn well. I think we've got to put some respect on the Michigan defense here, dude. Oh, yeah? Because a lot of people were just chalking up, I'm just chalking up Alabama for 30 points. You know what I'm saying? It felt like all the conversation, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Not us. Not us. Not us. We call the defensive battle, but everybody said that, like, Michigan would not be able to keep pace with the explosivity of Alabama. And that the kind of the next line in that logic was that Alabama would probably score around like 33 or something like that. And Michigan wouldn't be able to get up in the end of the game, Alabama 288 total yards, 116 through the air, 172 of 4.4 yards for play 3 of 13 on third down.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Sandr's still and the boy showed up in a big way, dude. And then again, situational football, Michigan making the plays at the end of the game to win the game. The huge tackle on the third down to force the button to give the ball back to JJ. The TFL on the, that was a third and goal right that set up the fourth. Then you get the TFL on third and goal to set up the fourth and goal where they tried to draw. Just a throw in a bunch of different looks at Milro confusing him. avoiding, you know, for the most part, any of the, that explosivity that people talked about so much, there was going to be the downfall of Michigan, like both sides of the ball, the staffs, the game
Starting point is 00:11:09 playing, the execution by the players, Michigan deserves a ton of credit here, which is surprising. I don't feel like they were getting it coming in, considering they were literally the number one seed and the number one team in the country pretty much the entire year. It just shows that's just the power of Nick Saban. If Nick Saban was not involved in this game, we would not be. sounding nearly as surprised as we are right now. Now, you're just saying, I do think, I do think, I do think, I do think, I do think Nick Saban obviously plays a massive role that was one of our keys to the game, but I do think
Starting point is 00:11:38 also goes into the fact the way Michigan looked towards the end of the season too. Like, let's not just say like this, this was a Michigan team that middle of the season, I felt like was the best team in America. Then they fell off. They were banged up. J.G was banged up. We saw what he, everyone's seen like what his stat line was through the, the cheating era of Michigan through the part of the season.
Starting point is 00:11:58 So what he was afterwards, that offense was not the same. No, that's a hundred percent part of the conversation. It's a hundred percent part of the conversation. Michigan has not looked like the number one team in the country, the back hack of half of the season. But the defense has.
Starting point is 00:12:15 And that's why I was more of this. This is what the game was going to look like. It was going to be a defensive struggle. It was going to be a field position game. And that's what got Alabama back into it. The second half, Yeah, Michigan was unable to get first downs.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Yeah, they were unable to get first downs. They had a couple drops. JJ was behind in the one pass. And Alabama was essentially living at the 50-yard line. And you just knew at some point they were going to break through. They were going to get a touchdown. And Michigan had to find a way to just string together a drive. I mean, it went almost two quarters without scoring a point, Michigan.
Starting point is 00:12:49 I know, no, I don't know. No, that's what I was writing the eulogy? Because we've seen out, what was the stat that they flashed on the screen? Alabama's won five games losing in the second half this year. That's the Nick Sabin factor, right? The adjustments, keeping your head on straight, like not getting overwhelmed, not being worried about losing, like continuing to fight in that second half. And so when they come out, they just completely win the third quarter.
Starting point is 00:13:11 And they're slowly eroding Michigan, whereas you said, it was that like the third, if you ever want like a real masterclass example of how field position affects scoring in the finals score, just watch the third quarter of this game. Although points weren't being added, Alabama was slowly but surely pushing, pushing, pushing, advancing the fields and Michigan's going back. And then eventually they end up breaking through for a touchdown. So again, I thought it was going to be the difference.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I had the whole thing written. And then out of nowhere, J.C. McCarty in the office, like, oh, wait, no, we're fucking good. We're fine. I don't know how. I don't know if we've just been saving these plays the entire game, but let's just go win. And they put together not only that 75,
Starting point is 00:13:53 your touchdown drive after the fourth and two, but then, I mean, even in overtime, getting the ball first is supposed to be disadvantaged. And they just said, fuck it, we're going to run right over you. And they go and score. Let me ask you this question real quick, because obviously, you know, a lot of Georgia people hitting me up and a lot of people, a lot of my buddies hit me up the game saying like, why didn't we get this Alabama? And we're seeing in the chat right now. Like, why didn't Georgia get this version of Alabama in the SEC championship game? I don't see that much of a difference. Alabama was all that's for short. Georgia wasn't as good as y'all thought they were all year, guys.
Starting point is 00:14:24 That's the fucking point. Yes, I'm going to. This was, to me, this was not that much of a different of an Alabama football team. No. Alabama beat Georgia because they shut Georgia's team down. Alabama's defense was great tonight. I like the Alabama's events had a really good night. Really good night.
Starting point is 00:14:40 It's 350 total yards. Like that's not much. It's not like Alabama's offense kicked Georgia's ass. I mean, yeah, they ran the football. Yeah, they maybe displaced some defense alignment at times. It wasn't like this incredible offensive performance. It was Alabama's defense. that won the game in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Alabama's defense is what kept them in the game when their offense couldn't figure out how to help to block Michigan in the first half. Like, to me, it wasn't that much of a difference in team. It's just Michigan somehow found a way to make some place through the air more than Georgia was in Atlanta. No, I think Michigan's better than Georgia. Like, how did, how have we not like?
Starting point is 00:15:16 They're better in the trenches. They're better in the trenches. Yeah, and guys, look, I mean, Georgia's incredible, okay? and obviously the Georgia Empire is going nowhere. But I know there were injuries and whatnot, but it was a bit of a paper, like it was a bit fake this year. And when you ran into a really good team in Alabama, it showed.
Starting point is 00:15:38 And Michigan is even better than that. I mean, we're talking about very small amounts of difference here. These are not mass of difference. I'm not saying like Georgia's down here and these two teams are up here. But in those margins where these games are won and lost, just isn't quite on the level of. Well, they're not the same they were for the past two years. I don't want to those Georgia conversation.
Starting point is 00:15:57 So, well, no, let's talk about Michigan. Michigan for the past two years, especially two years ago versus Georgia, they were trying to build themselves like an SEC team. Like that was their goal. Jim Harbour came in there and he wanted to build a team that could be dominant defensively, that could run the football, that could take care of the football. Look at the games this year. I mean, they play games about three hours.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Most college football games are around three hours and 20 minutes and 330 minutes. Michigan was consistently. We're on pace for that tonight too, around three, three hours. Because it's one of the football, it's eight up the clock, it's get first downs, it's get in and get the hell out. And sometimes people are pissed off by the way they played because it wasn't super sexy. But that's how he wanted to build a championship team. How did Nick Saban built his dynasty by playing the exact same game, dominating you, essentially breaking your will in the fourth quarter and kind of just running away with it?
Starting point is 00:16:48 And now Michigan all of a sudden, in their third go around in the past three years, has finally got to the point where they are built like an SEC team and can win on both lines of scrimmage. They were great on the defensive line. And that offensive line, even without their best offensive line, and playing was tremendous the entire game and really showed their ability to essentially assert their force there in overtime with two runs for a touchdown.
Starting point is 00:17:14 It's kind of wild. Earlier, we were laughing because Michigan held up the fives going in OT, right? and we were joking about how like cheesy culture shit works when everybody buys in. It's fucking wild how Jim Harbaugh created the beat Ohio State period of practice. And now they're consistently beating Ohio State. And then he creates the beat UGA period of practice. And now by extension, like they beat UGA. So like he's done things.
Starting point is 00:17:45 And normally a coach doesn't ever want to do that because they don't want to give that enemy that much. me that much focus, right? Because that's like bad coaching. You're supposed to be focused whatever you're playing, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so for Harbaugh to set such clear goals for how he wants his team to improve him to pull it off, because again, you're right here. We said so long Michigan will not be able to do this.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Like they will not be able to keep pace with George and Alabama. They try to play this style of football. You've got to grow up Harbaugh. You got to evolve. You got to start running the spread. You've got to try to win with Alvin. And he kind of said, fuck it. No, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I think I got this guy in James, and again, you're so right to highlight him because down the stretch, the last four games, one touchdown, one pick, sub 150 yards every game. Now, he was not healthy, and he's healthy now. But then tonight, three touchdowns, no picks in 220 through the air. One of his better games in his career, actually, statistically, if you look at a game log against this Alabama Divans,
Starting point is 00:18:44 that's exactly why they won. And, you know, that's kind of how we said they were going to have to win, was, and he had three for 25 on the ground as well. That's nothing we're going to have to win, was him being that impact player. Yeah, he was great, man. He was great. Him healthy.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I don't think he's, I don't think he's a guy that's going to leave if they win a national championship. I still think he needs another year, but you should be pumped if you're a Michigan fan and knowing that you can now get that out of J.G. McCarthy against that defense, which, once again, I'll say it again, like,
Starting point is 00:19:15 I think it truly is the best, most complete defense. in America along with Michigan, that should make you feel really good, no matter what the outcome is tonight, against a Texas team that struggles against the pass and a Washington defense that is just kind of average, that Michigan's in a really good spot hitting inside a national championship game.
Starting point is 00:19:31 If they play so much of what they played tonight. Well, and I mean, when you overcome Nick Sabin and Alabama in the playoff, which nearly nobody has done, the amount of confidence that you gain from that cannot be overstated. Because remember the, remember the video when Alabama was selected, there was
Starting point is 00:19:51 real probably wasn't the worst thing, right? Because last year they went overconfident against TCU. This year they had to respect their opponent, but they was fear. They knew Boba Yega, the boogeyman. Nick Wick was coming and they fucking overcame
Starting point is 00:20:09 him and beat him. And so now they're rolling as confident as possible into that national championship. We should also highlight Roman Wilson because to end the game, with four for 73 in a touchdown against a secondary that's supposed to be untouchable and you don't have any weapons and I know a lot of it came on that last play but still that's that's also big time I mean that's what receivers do they make big chunk plays there's like no play more
Starting point is 00:20:31 important than that one where the ball gets tipped he has to readjust he has to climb up and bring it down and then Corm's vision on the touchdown run at the end was fantastic as well so and not say enough if you're a Michigan fan congratulations dude the special moments this is the good shit do you. Yep, 100%. All right, baby. Let's get ready for that nice game. All right. So the next team started. Real quick, let's give some final thoughts. But first, I'm messing with our friends of Draft Kings.
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Starting point is 00:21:52 I want to be, Michigan won this game. Alabama did not lose it. Michigan was the better team. They were better coached, and they overcame more errors than did Alabama. Like, Alabama played a cleaner game, and yet Michigan still won, and that is very impressive. Yeah, to me, that goes to your point real quick, too, before we log off, is the fact that they did have more mistakes.
Starting point is 00:22:17 found a way to win the football game is truly a sign that they were the better football team in this in a situation, which very few times do teams line up against Nick Saban Alabama, but that's what we've said about Nick Saban Alabama this year. Like this is not Nick's best team and still congratulations to Alabama for even getting here with that football team. Yes, no, no, no. So that is also true, right? Like, again, I know Alabama is supremely talented, but this was a more flawed Alabama team
Starting point is 00:22:43 than we're used to. And Nick still coached it. But that's why he had to take advantage. if you were Harbaugh and the boys, and they did. Look, guys, like and subscribe. The goal is 12-5 by the Natty. We're so, so close. Thank you all so much for hanging out with us.
Starting point is 00:22:57 It's your first time here. Welcome. We love it, snaps. Hang out. We're here every day. It's super fun. We'll be reacting again here in a little bit to Texas, Washington. So we've got to go watch that game right now.
Starting point is 00:23:08 And, yeah, fucking Michigan, dude, getting it done. And the SEC was kind of beauty this year. That's true. Also, Garrett Nussmeyer is going to win the Heisman next year. So fuck y'all, go tigers. fuck Alabama, fuck Georgia, fuck Michigan, fuck you all. I'm just kidding, I love y'all.
Starting point is 00:23:26 What's up Washington fans? How are you feeling right now? Congratulations. Take a deep breath. You're probably having heart palpitations right now. That's completely okay. That game went from being completely over to all of a sudden you're nuts having to live in your throat
Starting point is 00:23:46 for four plays in a row from that. That was one of the wildest end. that I've ever seen and would have been an all-time bad break. If an injury to one of your best players, ends up basically giving the other team a free timeout and costing a game. But in the end, you know what Washington did, Aaron? What they've done now, what, 21 times in a row? The only thing they do is they just keep winning.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Yeah. And you all keep telling me that the other team's going to beat him, even though they'll be in Oregon three years in a row. Now they'll be in Texas two years in a row, go into the national championship. Huge congrats to Michael Pinnock Jr. And the Washington Huskies and Kailen DeBoer and the whole squad.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Listen, I guess to make one of us happy in this relationship between you and me, maybe I should doubt them again for the national championship. That way you win. And then you could be happy because I really don't have like a dog in the fight technically in this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:24:39 So, you know, go Michigan, go blue, beat that ass next weekend. We'll, what a terrible throw by Quinnier's. I mean, you had it set up. You had one-on-one with A.D. Mitchell, who levitating on that previous one, and you throw it kind of out of bounds, like just throw a 50-50 ball up where he could literally plant his feet and elevate to go catch. Instead, you throw it towards a sideline where, as a receiver, he's having to think, I have to keep my feet in bounds while catching it.
Starting point is 00:25:06 So he didn't get, he didn't have a chance to jump up. And all the DB did was jump up in the air and then swat it away. So, like, Quinn, you had it, man. Literally one-on-one with 80, throw it in-bounce and let him. go up there and try to win a 50-50 ball and kind of the way Quinn yours his night was, just very inconsistent. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:25:25 It wasn't his night, man. It just was not Quinn's night. Interesting. Because I think we had a bit of a debate over how large the quarterback advantage was for Washington the other day. It's the core three tenants. Why I liked Washington were quarterback advantage
Starting point is 00:25:41 intangibles and coaching advantage. I think coaching advantage is hard to judge, right? I mean, whatever. But I definitely feel like you saw the intangibles of Washington today and you definitely felt the difference of Michael Pinnock's. I mean, the dude was automatic all night long, thread in the ball, deep, long, short, over the middle, anticipation, wherever is eating to go. And most importantly, taking care, like the O-lined fine, but really taking care of that Texas pass rush with his mobility.
Starting point is 00:26:16 and with his ability to escape and still keep his eyes down field and still make the play, Michael Pennings Jr. is unreal. And I think to me that was the biggest thing tonight. It was we knew he was going to be able to make passes down the field.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Like that wasn't a question. Like that, those receivers with Michael Penix and his accuracy, they were going to create big explosive plays. I mean, I didn't know if it would be that consistent and some of the passes he made were just, just an absolute thing of beauty. but when Texas did
Starting point is 00:26:47 kind of get you know win their one-on-on-one battles up front how many times we see Michael Pennix make a defender Yeah that's not saying every time I think it was sweat one time
Starting point is 00:26:57 that blew through two guys it just went and then side arm across the middle to a dooze and boom it's the first down those plays to me because we've kind of turned the conversation for the NFL draft into okay three guys
Starting point is 00:27:13 with Jaden Daniels is number three. The way Michael Punix played tonight, not only did he put Washington in the national championship, Michael Pennix is now in the conversation of a top two, top three pick from the quarterback spot heading into the draft. Yeah, yeah. There's unbelievable what he did tonight.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I know, you know, Saints fans, and a lot of fans, or whatever, any NFL fan base that, unfortunately their team doesn't have a great pick, but they need a quarterback. He's all looking at Michael Pennix tonight, salivating, thinking that maybe
Starting point is 00:27:45 that he can fault them and rightfully so again, one of the moments I go back to is the I talk about the intangibles of Washington and how battle tested this team was.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Now they constantly take the shape of whatever the game is calling for on that day. And so when you have Washington really dominate the first half, but because of a fumbled punt, because they didn't get that fourth and one down there in the red zone and credit to a really gritty drive from Texas, right?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Texas hadn't gotten shit going the whole first half. And then they go, what was it, 10 play, 72 yards, got to have it to tie it. At that moment, you felt like, well, Washington's been kicking ass. And it's a tie game. Like, this is probably trading Texas way. But at the halftime interview, Caleb Moore talked about. He said, look, we've been in these situations all year long. Cool as a cucumber.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Unflabble, you know, we've been in these situations. All year long, we're used to it. We're going to do our thing. What do they do? They come out. They immediately go down and score a touchdown. They force a turnover. They kick a field goal.
Starting point is 00:28:52 And from then on, they really had firm control of the game until that spooky fucking insanity at the end. So, yeah, look, Washington's been a dogfight all years. Like, if you're going to get in a fucking close game with Washington, good luck. Because they've been living here. And they don't, they love this. stage. We talk about Pinnock's. He loves the stage. He loves the close game
Starting point is 00:29:15 and they just consistently find ways to pull it out no matter how they've been playing up to that point. Even though they've played really well today, obviously. Yeah, and someone in the chat goes, you know, Texas or Texas was a better team besides the quarterback spot. And I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I was really impressed in general from Washington from every position. I thought the defense played well. Yeah. I thought the offensive line played well. Obviously, the receivers are elite. as elite can be. Like, Pennix was dropping some dimes down there, but those receivers in their late hands
Starting point is 00:29:46 and their ability to stack defenders and get on top of DBs to make it even easier for Pennix to be able to make those completions down the field. A duncee on the one, I think it was a dunsey when he had the post route, where you're going to get pulled a little bit and continue to run and still made the catch down the field. Like plays like that,
Starting point is 00:30:01 it's like they were the better quarterback. They were the better receiver. I thought they were the better offensive line. Yeah. And I thought they were more consistent defensively. I thought their defense was great. The Washington back end may not be great, but the Washington Secondary is way better than Texas.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Taking Secondary is an actual weakness. Yes. You can say Washington Secondary's average, right? Washington's total defense is just good. They're not easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're not bad either. There isn't like this major glaring weakness where we knew Texas had a major
Starting point is 00:30:32 glaring weakness in the secondary. And it got exposed. It was you better get to penics or you're going to get the shit beat out of you on the back end. Well, they got the panics a couple of times. He made you miss and he still whooped your butt for four quarters. So where I look at Washington and we have,
Starting point is 00:30:49 the narrative has been elite offense and not a great defense. I think the narrative has definitely changed for the past six games of elite offense and can be the best offense of the country, if not one of the best. And a good defense, I can get it done. Yeah, I think, again, and the sauce that Washington has,
Starting point is 00:31:09 as well is that intangible win factor. That's why computer models and everything else keep missing on them because they cannot compute what it means to have a team that's very well coach, very well led, very used to being in fights and knows how to handle themselves in fights. Also, the play calling. Like, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:29 everybody always talks about the play design with grub and everything and how incredible it is. But what did we say going into this game? in every single big game this season, Washington has remained committed to running the ball. Not always the most effectively, but they will at least do it enough to give them a little game control, make you respect it, and make you feel it a little bit. I mean, you beat up on a team, right?
Starting point is 00:31:55 31 carries, only 102 yards, but again, breaking that 30-carry threshold in an offense that, I think most people just think of as being pinnics in the receivers, which it absolutely is. But they are, but that's, but to be a good football team, a championship football team,
Starting point is 00:32:13 um, you at least have to be committed to that portion of the game from a play calling standpoint. And granted, the big playability probably allows them to rush the ball more with a little less success because they can make up. It's larger to go situations.
Starting point is 00:32:30 But it's, I mean, it's, it's, I'm just very impressed to sit here again on a night when you're only average like three yards. Dylan Johnson, 21 for 49,
Starting point is 00:32:38 but they kept running, they kept calling it, and they had enough success so that Texas couldn't just completely disrespect the rushing attack. Next week's going to be interesting. It's too,
Starting point is 00:32:48 it is two polar opposites when it comes to how to execute offense. I mean, it is the Michigan that just wants to pound you and pound it and slow the game down. And it's the Washington up-tempo, spread you out,
Starting point is 00:33:00 throw the ball down the field, and just use the running game just to let the team know, that, hey, we can't run the football, but we really don't care what we're going to get out of it, because it's just there. Someone in the chat had been an interesting point. I didn't really think about it like this, but obviously, we all know that college football is trending in the direction of SEC and Big Ten, the two super conferences.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Well, obviously, Michigan is the Big Ten. Alabama's the SEC. Texas will be the SEC. Washington will be part of the Big Ten next year. We're going to have essentially a Big Ten matchup in the championship in both Big Ten teams and future Big Ten teams took out the SEC, the Big Bad SEC in one day. So where the SEC was trending against the Big Ten,
Starting point is 00:33:42 heading into this matchup, Missouri winning versus. Yeah, they beat Ohio State. Maryland was the only one. Maryland was the only one. You had Ole Miss taking down Penn State. All of a sudden, the two big boy games, all of a sudden the Big Ten can now start flexing their muscles a little bit, knowing that they got two teams in there when it's all sudden done next weekend.
Starting point is 00:33:59 And you know, like Big Ten fans have been having to just, eat this SEC shit for years. Like you know it has to feel good. Although interestingly, I think there's just as many people who are like me where I have no conference pride. I want all my conference
Starting point is 00:34:17 rivals to fucking lose. And I'm ecstatic about Alabama losing and I'm a static about Texas losing. Fucking horns down for life. Always. I got no problem Michigan and I've been cheer for watching all year. Let's fucking go, dude. So bring on the Big Ten. I love it.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Now, I'm sure there's a lot of people up in a different part of the country that are like, fuck Michigan. Those fans are a bearable, whatever. We don't deal with them a lot down here. And so cool, Michigan too. And it's impressive. I mean, what Kalin DeBore has done, the guy just knows how to win championships. He just, like, he just knows how to do.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I don't know how to explain it. I guess if you could, you could fucking try to replicate it and then you win championships yourselves. But like the consistency that he is able. to achieve for his entire career is nothing short of absurd. Yeah. Chris Wells, appreciate the super chat. Good season. Jens, look forward to your 2024.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Hell yeah. I'm going to start with a bang all week long. Is this a must-win situation? We've talked about his stats. They're not a mediocre team. How can go start? Cohen in the chat says Washington is a good coach
Starting point is 00:35:27 in a mediocre team. That's so fucking crazy to say. You have three or four first rounders on that roster. You don't beat. And yes, exactly. So they have talent. But like, even regardless of NFL draft stock, you don't beat the next five top finishers in your conference in the Pact 12 in a year in which it was very strong. You don't go.
Starting point is 00:35:51 You don't do beat Oregon twice like you did. You don't beat Texas for a second year in a row. This time I'm a red hot Texas playing as good football. And find yourself in the national championship by accident. This is a good team. Just a damn good football team. Which I want to ask you this. But a lot of people kind of do, like, I think there still is that SEC, like, kind of.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I still think a lot of people think that Washington is not that good because everybody keeps fucking choosing them to lose. Everybody. And they just keep winning. Yeah, put a different logo on their helmets and maybe we'll think about differently. I'll ask you this. Is this a must? Is this as good as it's going to get for Washington, though? Like, the roster is perfectly set up where you.
Starting point is 00:36:33 do have this elite quarterback of Michael Pennix Jr. He is just absolutely incredible. You have three elite receivers. You know, two of them could be first rounders. Like this is, you have the best offensive line.
Starting point is 00:36:45 The offense line just won the Joe Moore Award a week ago. Like, this is the perfect situation, along with obviously an elite coach to have a chance to win a national championship. Like, is this sustainable in your mind at a place like Washington? That goes to like the whole perception of what we view Washington as.
Starting point is 00:37:02 So that's, that's that's where I'm going to ignore what I think should be the answer is no it can't be sustainable it's Washington I don't say yes because Kailin DeBoer like I don't think it's ever I don't think you're ever going to be year in and year out the threat that like a Georgia Alabama Ohio State might be Michigan obviously deserves me in that but um but I think Kailen do I mean with a 12 team playoff I could see Kailen DeBoer getting in more often than not I mean unless we just want to
Starting point is 00:37:30 completely ignore his sample size Texas Rocks, you know I love you dog You know I love you dog It's all in love You're a great member of the chatting Where do you put him? Where do you put him? Is he top five?
Starting point is 00:37:42 You know, you and I talked about the tiers And obviously tier one is kind of set aside For those who win a national championship Yeah Is he firmly in tier two already? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely I mean probably arguably
Starting point is 00:37:59 you could have made that argument after last season going 11 and 2 combined with all of his lower level success but I mean a thousand percent there's no denying him now yeah he's with any like we said if you only get tier one of you
Starting point is 00:38:13 and Natty so he is at the tippy top of tier two with anybody else that has one one like a Harbaugh Kelly maybe even though no Kelly I would still say Brian Kelly there's some maybe wouldn't DeBoore Lane
Starting point is 00:38:29 in there trending Trit in there. I would put that in there. Shout out of guy T. Taylor with the $10 Super Chat. Thank you, T. Hell yeah, man. How old the music is. How do you view Texas going forward?
Starting point is 00:38:46 Texas is going to, okay, so that's what I was going to say to Texas Rocks. It's like, I know this hurts tonight, but like, I do actually think Texas is back. Yeah. And so I think they're going to be consistently good from this moment on. and yeah, like I think they'll, yeah, I mean, if they viewers returns, which I think he will,
Starting point is 00:39:10 I think they'll be right there, right behind Georgia and Alabama next year in the SEC. Yeah, a talented court. I think Quinn, I think especially with the, essentially he's at best five heading into the draft, at best five. So I don't think he. Why would he leave when he could stay?
Starting point is 00:39:30 make money, stay playing college football. He's either, Quinn's coming back. So you got a third year starting quarterback coming back. Yeah. They've recruited their house. They're going to be awesome. They're going to be awesome. Texas is, Texas should be nine out of ten times in the playoffs going forward.
Starting point is 00:39:47 I mean, you know what's crazy though, dude, I think Big Titty says zero sacks where they fought in Texas D line. I know, that's Pennix. I mean, that was just Pennix constantly avoiding cut. But what I think what's crazy is, um. I think you're just pissed off too. This is the one area that Teabobbob would be pissed off tonight is I can't give the voters the Joe Moore award any shit for picking a bad offensive line. Hey, no, no, no. You take that up with Kubla.
Starting point is 00:40:14 It looked like a good offensive line to me. They did look good. They did a good night. No, I think, you know, what's crazy, though, is I think we're entering, or I hope, maybe this is which thing. I hope, and perhaps we're entering a bit of a golden age for college football, where instead of just one to two powers every year, we could be looking at a gaggle of superpowers, right? Like, instead of creating the hyper powder concentration that I thought the portal in NIL would, it's done this democratization thing. And when it's kind of made me open my eyes to his, oh, wait, no, we've been living in the oligarchy. Like we've been living where it's been the hyper concentration of talent and power and resource.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Like finally now some of that is getting to spread out, right? So that's how Washington can be more relevant because I'll have Caleb and abhor and he'll be able to sell kids on coming up there and getting the piece that he need. And I trust him in evaluating those pieces. That's how an Ole Miss is now suddenly frisky and hot and heavy in Missou. But then even and and and then still your superpowers are going to remain so because they still have more money like Georgia, Bama. obviously they're still willing to spin more. So, no, I think I think we're like, yeah, man, we're going on the verge of the gold age of college football. We have some things to clean up, especially the calendar.
Starting point is 00:41:34 But I think we are in it when it comes to, this was the best playoff what we've ever seen. And I think this was a perfect example of what we're college football is trending towards. Yes. It is becoming, and this was one of the most competitive seasons that we've also had when it comes to college football. So I do believe we're heading in the right direction. Joe Plough, I saw this a lot on social media. Pinnock should have won the Hizman. I saw a lot of people saying,
Starting point is 00:41:56 well, if the Hysman was voting on after the season, it would be Michael Pinnock's award. We've been through the numbers on the show. Michael Pennings died off for about four or five weeks towards end of the season. He did. I mean, can he be, can he just be awesome without having to be the Hysman winner too? Well, 100%.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Well, I don't think anyone was ever doubting his awesomeness, but you have to understand what the award goes to. Yeah. It's not the guy that was a Hizman. guy for six games at the season. It's a full season and he just didn't do unfortunately. Well, I guess what I'm saying is like,
Starting point is 00:42:29 damn, not being the Heisman winner. Yeah, it doesn't really it doesn't mean anything. It doesn't prove anything about him. It's not anything negative. Like it's like you said, he's just not, he's just not.
Starting point is 00:42:42 The numbers, everything you said, but he's still fucking incredible. So if you derail the conversation into he should have won the Heisman, all you're inviting is debate that misses the point entirely. The point is Michael Pinnock, Jr. is a fucking dog who loves
Starting point is 00:42:57 the big stage and isn't afraid to throw it fucking deep and throw into coverage and slip it right over your head or right under your arm or right behind your butt. Just put it wherever he needs to to get the job done. And like that's what you should be talking about with Michael Pinnock's.
Starting point is 00:43:13 He's a fucking winner. A winner who just makes game winning plays constantly. Lee. And Brian Hall says the difference with the turnovers. The freshman running back were careless with the ball. Look, that really heard Texas. But you got to remember, I mean, again,
Starting point is 00:43:28 Washington fumbled the original punt. They gave Texas their only life for a while there. And they also got stopped, you know, turnover on downs, but they didn't get stopped in the red zone as well. So both teams had their moments. Also, the fun conversation all week was,
Starting point is 00:43:45 I don't know if you saw the press conference for Texas, but Quinn Ewers were sitting on the bench and Manning's getting interviewed by about 20 or 30 reporters. It's kind of like who's the starting quarterback over here's Manning. He literally Manning's getting swarmed, this is during media day, swarmed by about 20, 30 reporters all huddled around him, and Quinn Ewers is just sitting solo, no one's talking to him. And it's just like, it's kind of hilarious.
Starting point is 00:44:06 And I know a lot of people, they kept showing him, but they're in the game. Quinn Ewers, there will not be a battle next year. Manning decided to come back and knowing pretty, darn well about 80% that Quinn yours was going to be coming back next year and that I'm going to have to send another year learning behind him before I take the ropes as a Texas long
Starting point is 00:44:28 I don't think Manning's really rushing to the field you know like I don't it's okay for guys to want to chill and develop and learn college and grow up a little yeah like grow up a little bit get bigger and stronger like I think it's a public but it's it's
Starting point is 00:44:44 it's it's it's the name and it's obviously being a a highly recruited kid and everything that went into it. Like, you expect those guys to come in there and start right away. And that, that's the perfect world and the perfect situation. But like,
Starting point is 00:44:59 you're behind a quarterback that probably next year is going to be a first-round draft back. And then after that, guess what? You're going to have, what, three years to start at Texas? And look,
Starting point is 00:45:08 you've had flashes tonight. He just doesn't have the consistency. His whole deal for going to next year is just going to be consistency. Yes. And he's been way better at it. year, but through his first two years, that's been, and that's anybody's development, right?
Starting point is 00:45:23 But that's, that's been the thing that's alluding him is a consistency that you've seen guys like Pennix and the other greats this year, Chief. I like Quinn, but he's just mentally slow. I think Texas, right, I think Quinn plays fast. Like, I think he, I've always talked about on the show. He throws
Starting point is 00:45:41 a ball with some, I think, above average to elite. I would even put in the elite category, elite anticipation. Yeah, yeah, I think he's a really good quarterback. I think he's like T, you're hitting it well there. Like, I think he's on the cuss of becoming that mid-round, first round to top 10 NFL pick next year. I think that's why he came back. He kind of saw it like this is a year where I'd probably be the fifth or sixth quarterback taken.
Starting point is 00:46:03 I come back next year. I'll be battling with Carson and a couple other guys. Yeah, him and Beck. I think probably two favorites to be the top ten, you know, top two quarterbacks taking the NFL draft next year. Jay Buchanan, $5.com. Thank you. since when do you all think Saban makes his retirement announcement with a smiley
Starting point is 00:46:20 emoji on the end? Not as fast as Dallas Turner declaring for the NFL draft. There was a little, yeah, so in case you missed it, Dallas Turner after the game said, I'm going to league, essentially, but then he tacked on like an ain't no ifs and or buts about it.
Starting point is 00:46:36 I'm like, damn, that's a little like, it's a little extra. Like, where are you, there's a little bit behind those words. Like he was kind of ready to get the fuck out. Now, I know it's bad loss. or now you lose the game and so that hurts and so you're like fuck this but like
Starting point is 00:46:49 I thought it was kind of interesting I did think that was I I've heard this and I've heard this you don't have a lot of fun at Michigan or Alabama they're in a lot of fun at Alabama it is you know I've talked to plenty of guys
Starting point is 00:47:05 I was teammates with and other buddies that like it is it is a job I do agree with Jamie baby I love seeing Turner to declare that fast because these guys do the same and what they like want to say but people don't yeah i mean i agree with that like and i do know that man in and in college football even if you go to like not even such a serious place it's a fucking grind you've been doing it for a while and you've been
Starting point is 00:47:32 constantly having people telling you what to do it just like every minute of your day planned out for fucking five years in my case i guess it is it's only three but still i too was like i am never running another one 10 ever fucking again give me the fuck out I just wish you would have been just like, let me give it a day to breathe and then maybe come out with something like tomorrow the next day. I just felt like it kind of left them. No, that's another. There was a little. The way he did.
Starting point is 00:47:56 We reacted to that exactly the same way. Yeah. Bowed out to Washington. This is Jake Johnson. Where the fuck is Turner Young? After all of our super chats that he's given us about Washington, shitting on air and our, our, our, our. Washington correspondent isn't even here to Victory Lap on the biggest day for Washington football in nearly 30 years. He was just happy that we finally had a Washington guest with New Heist last week.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Oh, yeah, that's right. Hey, me and Rick tried to tell you, dog. Me and Rick been staying on these dogs all year long, dude. You love the dogs. You just don't like this West Coast version. Sad, sad, sad. Professor Flex. That's good.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Professor Flexford 20, Pennix Jr. better than Judge McCarty. Yeah, I'm going to be fascinating to start to break down this game. I'm going to be fascinating because that's a big quarterback advantage.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Let's do a quick initial thoughts for next week. Okay, big quarterback advantage. Yep. Washington. Big skill advantage. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I think the Dylan Johnson thing's fascinating if Dylan can't play. Yeah. Like, that is, I wouldn't see it. Like, they're not, they don't want to.
Starting point is 00:49:14 to run the football. They don't have to run the football. They kind of do it just to give you the thought process that you have to somewhat defend it. But that's, I mean, he's been kind of the only guy that runs the ball for them. Yeah, I think, no, that's bad. I think Michigan
Starting point is 00:49:31 though does have a big defensive advantage. Like we said, Washington's is good. Michigan's is elite. Michigan shut Jalen, Milro, and Alabama the fuck down earlier. coaching coin toss
Starting point is 00:49:49 flip I take a bit of a wash bit of a wash yeah what about the intangibles the ephemeral intangibles that I keep referencing I think I think Michigan's got really strong in that department as well they dealt with a lot of bullshit this year
Starting point is 00:50:04 and they just kind of packed a lunch and kept going to work I think both teams have dealt with a lot this year in different ways obviously Michigan has dealt with the scandal their coached being suspended for six games and getting through all that, where Washington has kind of dealt with that massive, I would say massive chip on the shoulder of everyone doubting them every single week.
Starting point is 00:50:22 They played a big team, and they continue to kind of fight through games, win close games, win ugly games, whatever it may be, like kind of just put together. I mean, it's hard for me to say this,
Starting point is 00:50:32 but I just leaning right now, I feel like Washington's a more complete team because they do have the elite offense, and I do think they have a good defense. Where I look at Michigan and they got an elite defense, but I still think, their offense is average. I know, but
Starting point is 00:50:46 again, that's a fucking good Alabama defense best secondary in the country and you just saw JJ. I know, I know. Was it 230? Basically,
Starting point is 00:50:56 did a great game. Can I do it again? Can he do it again? Can you do it again? Mm. And you know, and I'll say this, you know how I always lean
Starting point is 00:51:05 in this situation. When it comes to, I've thought about it. I agree that Washington's America's team, Kevin. I do understand. When it comes to elite offensive play, what is given the best defenses in the country issues
Starting point is 00:51:19 over the past couple seasons? And I'll just give Georgia. Great skill and a great quarterback. Yeah, true. What is given Georgia who's had the best defense the past two seasons from 2001 and 2002, Alabama, when they were healthy at receiver, and then last year, Ohio State,
Starting point is 00:51:37 what they had at receiver and a quarterback with CJ Sharkey. Yeah, I'm kind of with you, dude. I'm just saying like, I don't care how Doesn't our boy Colin Wilson have like just a massive, massive bet on Washington? Like payout 50K, I think. Oh, I'm just saying, man, it is when you have a quarterback that's playing the way, like if Pennix can duplicate what he did tonight, which we all know he's more than capable of doing it,
Starting point is 00:51:58 and we know how it sounds that those receivers are, there's not enough good debes on anyone's team to slow down an offense like that. I mean, look at Adunzee and Polk tonight. Now, granted, should he text secondary, but Dune's a six for 125, Polk 5 for 122, including the 77 yarder, Jalen McMillan 5 for the 8,
Starting point is 00:52:18 and then a guy that never gets any love, but has consistently made good big plays all year long, Jack Westover, and tied in with a cool six for 59 a night. The Dylan Johnson thing's a little scary, though, I do agree with you there, because he's been their rock, and I don't even know who they really handed to consistently
Starting point is 00:52:36 behind that. but um Kevin says that Washington's gonna send me a ring for being the only media believer. Hell yeah, dude. They give out like a million rings nowadays.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Like if you do a school affiliated podcast that the school pays you for, I feel like you get a ring. So I will, I will take that absolutely. And yes, B, B, and I picked Washington to win on the money line.
Starting point is 00:52:56 Aaron, Aaron was scared little boy and only took a plus four. You know, I don't, he was shitting his pants. I was shitting my pants. I was standing up.
Starting point is 00:53:04 I had my headphones off because Aaron was like five seconds ahead of me. had headphones off. I was shutting my ears so I couldn't hear anything coming out of the headphones and I was blocking Aaron from my view with my elbow to watch the last flakes. I couldn't see
Starting point is 00:53:17 the, I did not want to see the reaction. John in the chat, you guys are once again enamored by flashy plays. Bro, the chicks dig the deep ball. Yeah, wait, what do you mean? Of course. Why would you not be enamored by Benix throwing 30 on time
Starting point is 00:53:34 rounds on good wall as a post round. Blood pumping. in my veins like what do you mean of course am i alive yeah like i'm fuck dude i was pretty enamored with that beautiful quin you were's deep ball at the end as well that was awesome like yeah that's great um what was it here uh a guy's has the name race banon in the chat do you know who race banon is aaron you ever watch johnny quest one of the most legendary car tunes of all time. Old Mayor was a massive Johnny Quest fan,
Starting point is 00:54:11 so I grew up watching it and races. Dr. Quest's best friend. But questionable, I don't know what kind of relationship they had now that I'm older. But it's fine, whatever it was. But yeah, you should watch Johnny Quest sometime. I'm not going to fuck out.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I'm not going to cop out on the fuck boy fade, guys. I promise you, it's coming in April. I swear, I swear. I swear. Kevin, give us your natty immediate picks. I'm with,
Starting point is 00:54:37 think what Aaron just said convinced me. Yeah, the weapons and the gap between Pennings and McCarthy, though, I like McCarthy. That's going to push early on here. You know, give me some time. Do I script the whole Washington vibe? Do I go with Washington? Just to, I feel like Washington's going to be pissed up me. But I'm with Washington right now.
Starting point is 00:55:00 I have to go with what I've said for years. Elite offense will trump a great defense. Okay. Yeah. So I'm going to go to Washington. Yeah. I agree. Sorry, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Logan Scarborough, what Star Wars character is Michael Pinnock? So that's the real question. I mean, okay. I'm not, I don't think race played it part in this, but Mace Windu did immediately jump into my head. And yes, Samuel Jackson and yes, Michael Pinnock's black. I get that. But way, way, way beyond that.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Mace Windu has a, he's, okay, first off, he's incredibly powerful, right? Like one of the most powerful, just pure fighters that has ever existed. And he uses a purple lightsaber. What colors, Washington, purple? Why is it purple? Because he has engaged in a lightsaber technique that is actually tinged with the dark side. Now, he managed not to be overcome with it, but that blue combined with red, all of a sudden it's purple. when I see Michael Pinnick's Jr.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Freestyling on the sideline when they're losing to Oregon about how he's about to go beat Oregon with a touchdown and then he does that shit. That's some big dick, dark side energy, but a control, but he's still so nice.
Starting point is 00:56:21 So good guy at the end of the day. So that's why I would actually say Mace Wade. I was not going to say Lando next for all the time. That's fucked up. No, no,
Starting point is 00:56:29 no. It's not going to. I guess, yeah, okay, I was getting in the show, but this is, correct from J-Tay.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Is it really 130? Yeah. Yeah. I got a mortgage on like four hours. But we have to mention this because they're right. This is snaps. It says, how is TV on air not covered the chick who pulled her boobs out on the ESPN?
Starting point is 00:56:49 Must have missed it. Yeah. That's hilarious. And the funny part is it's not a live shot, but somebody, you know, shit, man, you're just doing your job.
Starting point is 00:56:58 You can out you go through the motions. Somebody on the pre-approved B-roll, like the footage that they film just to play coming in and out of commercials. We missed it. Yeah, missed a woman pulling out her nipple
Starting point is 00:57:13 to receive some beads on verbi, which is also crazy because that doesn't go on that much anymore. It doesn't go on. I mean, not like, I think the pre-cell phone camera age when people could go down there
Starting point is 00:57:27 and be anonymous was way more degenerate. Like, I always say this. I've never seen a pair of boobs at Marty Grawl that I was ever like happy to see or I could say it could count him like on one hand like there's a lot of just
Starting point is 00:57:43 and I like all like a lot of boobs soup but there's a lot of irrational body confidence in in Marty Graw some time SEC not registered in the Natty I know I love it dude no action Prime T Bob in his day showing off his boobies I mean yeah I flashed
Starting point is 00:58:02 you don't get anything though obviously. All right. Also, pure New Orleans is the fact that there's a woman pushing her child
Starting point is 00:58:11 in a stroller directly next to her in the shot, which is absolutely fantastic. Also, yeah, it sucks for her because now,
Starting point is 00:58:22 like, all of her friends and family have seen that. That's been viral. Yeah, you got to watch out. You got to be careful flashing nips.
Starting point is 00:58:29 But fuck it, dude, why are we so hung up on the female nipple anyway? It's actually the high, of absurdity. If Aaron can show his nips all the time, why can't we see Sharon's?
Starting point is 00:58:38 You know what? Why don't you go as Sharon to show us hers right now? Right now. Just stand up to the patriarchy. Yeah. It's for snaps. Let's go. Stand up to the patriarchy and prove that the nipple is just a fucking nipple. You know what the dumbest part is that I kind of get it because I get fucking hyped when I see a nipple. What sort of weird thing has been drilled into us that you can see, 99% of a boo, but it doesn't really pop till you see that ariola. And you're like, oh, yeah, man, now we cook it.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Now we cooking, dog. Yes. And if you don't have kids, you'll learn one day, like first be saying, nipples are nurturing. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right. We love you.
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Starting point is 00:59:55 So he's only 1230. Well, no, Gold South's saying that because he watched me get super fucked up on whiskey and wine. And it happens to come over the year. No, I have not napped Gulf South, and then I got, I'm not going to have tomorrow. You know what, though? We'll end on this, Golden Rule for Life, kids. If you want to hoot with the owls at night, you got to soar with the Eagles during the day. And that's what we're going to fucking do.
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