The Herd with Colin Cowherd - Snaps - Live from Walk-On’s in Baton Rouge

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

Live and together from Walk-On’s Sports Bar and Bistreaux in Baton Rouge, Aaron and T-Bob discuss LSU’s chances against Ole Miss, UGA’s biggest potential stumbling block, and rail against the tyranny of Nick Saban and Alabama. #Volume #Herd #ColinCowherdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The only person that I've ever met that is half Jewish and half Catholic, Mr. Aaron Murray, what's up, dude? Yes, dude. How's that sun beating down on you right now? I'm sweating so bad right now. And I told the boys, I got a sweater on, obviously, right? Because I thought it was going to be cold. You know how it's like in Louisiana?

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which for me has been a bit of a mixed bag. Aaron has been fantastic in that around. Aaron, where's your record at now? I am 12 and 9. Damn, dude. Well over 500. So if you want to win some money, just stay tuned for my bets.

Well, I don't know. T went two and one last week. So two bobs coming along. Dude, I think I was like six and nine. So what am I like eight and ten now? I'm crawling back. Look, it was, it was. You know what the deal is?

It was rough. for a minute there. You make the bets on Monday. So I make my bets on Monday. And then Teabob has to kind of figure out what the hell he wants to do after that. So I take the good ones early on the week. Yeah, that's exactly what happens. He kind of gets the leftovers.

So that's his excuse. For instance, Early Berger gets the worm. I'm going to hand y'all a Georgia Tech minus three and a half in a little bit. I never expected to end up betting on the yellow jackets. But fuck, man, here we are. All right, you look. Let's, okay, let's get into this then, Aaron Murray.

First topic on the list today. one that is very relevant. Oh, look at that shade. Let's go, boys. One that is very relevant to everybody in this room right now. Obviously, Baton Rouge is about to pop off this weekend. The 230 CBS crews rolling in. Gary D. and Nestler coming in like a storm.

Fred's is going to be going wild all weekend. Walk on is going absolutely insane all weekend. It's a big deal, dude. And the craziest part about it is, you have an, unranked two-lossed LSU team that got waxed by Tennessee two weeks ago and they are favored over the seventh ranked Old Miss Rebels. Aaron, how did this come about? Does LSU deserve to be the favorite in this game?

I think so. I think you go back to the game versus Tennessee and I'm sure a lot of people here watch it were there. I still think if that the opening kickoff was not fumble, I'm not saying they're going to win the game because we've seen what Tennessee looks like, but it would have been a lot closer of a football game. I've been bullish on LSU at the beginning of the season. What have I said?

I said, the talent is there. They got dudes on both sides of the football. They got a coach now that's going to create some sort of discipline. I know you love O. I know you have a statue in your house of Coach O. I did make out with him on Twitter. You did make out with him once. It was weird.

I felt weird doing it in public, too. I felt like a teen filming a TikTok. I don't know who drove by and saw me making out with a Coach O Christmas. ornament, but I'm sure it was probably an odd note. It wasn't a good looking coacho Christmas ornament either. But it was a little chunky. It looks incredible. It was not the tan Miami Coacho.

Admittedly, it might have been pre-divorso. You know, I don't know. I don't know, man. Too many sliders, Coacho. But anyways, the talents there, the disciplines there. And I believe for LSU, this year was like, man, they're going to upset some teams that we did not anticipate them to possibly upset. So this is that game.

Yeah. And another big question was who's Ole Miss? They got all these transfers. They've looked good to start the year, but they haven't really placed anyone. They have not. They face Kentucky. Kentucky kind of botched it at the end of the game. So right now, I think there's more questions about who

Ole Miss is as a football team. And I think people are starting to see like, damn, this LSU team has talent. Yeah. Especially if Jaden plays the way he played last week, if he continues to get Kishon involved, Kishon, who's kind of disappeared from the majority of season, he seems like he's back. He came alive last week.

He came alive. And think about this, Kishan right now, I think it has like, it's like 23 catches, maybe like 285 on the year or something. In 2020, Kishon Booty had 300 yards in the Ole Miss game alone. So quite literally two years ago in this game, he caught three times the amount of, well, no, I guess he didn't caught any. So it's like infinite. But whatever. The point is he had more yards in this single game than he has had in six games as far this season. He might fuck up Ole Miss.

No, no, that's where I disagree. I don't think this is going to be a game where you're going to see Jaden have the same stats he had last week. You look at the way Ole Miss wants to run their defense is essentially a three to six. So three defense alignment, two linebackers and six DBs. What have they struggled with? They've struggled with against the run. Auburn ran right through them. Tulsa ran right through them a few weeks ago.

I think this is more of a game where like, hey, Jaden, we love the fact that you're developing as a passer. We're going to need you to do that at some point this game, but I see more. quarterback design runs. I see more RPO's. I see more zone read. I see if they're going to win this game, Daniels has to run for north of 100 yards. That's that type of game. So almost reverting back to more we saw versus Florida State and early on this season based on what Ole Miss gives you. Because you'd be silly to think that you can line up and throw the ball 40 times this game in order to win it. Well, okay, so the only thing I would push back against there is, look, I think the offensive line still has some questions.

I mean, you're starting two freshman tackles. And the run blocking. They played the majority of the season, though. No, they're fucking. And they're great. At this point. The ceiling on those boys is incredibly high. I mean, Andrew Whitworth was out here.

He was talking to Leah Van, one of the local beatwriters over here. And he was saying what you're asking Emery Jones and Will Campbell to do right now is literally the hardest thing in college football outside of being a freshman quarterback, just being asked. Which you would know about being a freshman quarterback. out being a fresh but but old miss with the with their defensive front they're not they're not a pressure team they are a team that wants to play with the three down lineman react to the pass or run with the middle safety have him be an extra hat in the box if he has to be but they're not bringing

four or five guys like you're not going to have to put those tackles on an island consistently so i like their matchup it's just going to be you know josh williams jaden you know get john emory involved again and i've been like him coming out of the backfield i mean i guess i guess that's where my disconnect comes in because we've seen Jaden run the ball, but it's never been Josh had a great game last week. No, no, no, and they've had their moments. They've had their moments, right? Like Armani Goodwin had a really

great game against Mississippi State and the entire rushing attack did. By the end of that game, you wore down Mississippi State, you were hitting him for like five, 10-yard chunks where you weren't getting anything early on. Florida, you definitely got it going. Tennessee has a great run defense, so you didn't do anything there,

but that kind of is what it is. I guess we just haven't seen a dominant rushing performance out of LSU yet. So it's not to say they're not capable, but I start to get a little wary if you're telling me that what we need to see is something we have not seen before from this. Because like even when Jading's on over 100 yards, it's not even been like because they're directly running him or designed to RPO. It's a lot of scrambles. Yeah, but you've also only had one game this year where you've actually looked good

throwing the ball as well. I think the offense is still trying to find its identity. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, that is true. We can all be honest. It's not like LSU's been this dominant offense. They're not Tennessee. They're not Alabama.

They're finding who they are. And I think they want to be a team that throws a football. They have legitimate receivers on the outside. They want to do that. I'm just saying based on the defense, they're going to be facing this week. This is not the week to continue to grow that aspect of your game. This is the week where you say, hey, we've got to also continue to work on the run game. We've got to get the running backs going.

and Jaden maybe go through your reads a little bit quicker. You know, see, if they want to drop eight, if we come out there in 11 personnel, throw three receivers, one tight end of back, and they drop eight in coverage, you go through your first read, maybe hit your second read, and get the head out of there and run.

Well, but like this is where I think it gets interesting, right, having Aaron, who's like more of a national voice on this stuff, because here locally, what we've really been celebrating all week is the fact that finally last week you saw Jaden taking shots. If he had one-on-one with the receiver, he was going to throw it down field.

You were finally starting to unlock the best position group on the team, which is the receiver group. I mean, Booty, even though he hasn't performed, is still great. I love Brian Thomas Jr. He gets better, better every week. We've all seen when Malik neighbors and Jankins can do it on the side. I mean, look at Coy Moore. Nebraska is celebrating Coy Moore like he's literally the best receiver that they've ever had, and he left because he couldn't sniff the field in that room.

So I don't, I guess, again, I become a bit concerned. if like the game plan is not to take advantage of that group, especially with the growth that we saw last week. And I understand all the reasons that you're talking about. But I would still like to see. If Jayden gets his one-on-one looks, I want him to, I just want him to trust that receiver again. I want him to throw the 50-50 ball and let the receiver make the plan.

Well, you just have to wait for the opportunity. I'm just saying, like, Ole Miss is not going to line up in man coverage, put a seven, eight-man box and say, okay, go beat this over top. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'd be stupid to do that. I think to me, if I'm facing LSU, I'm going to force you to run the football. I'm going to not let the receivers beat you.

And I'm going to see how good of a decision maker Jane Daniels is. Listen, he's done a great job, hasn't turned the ball over. He's been a really good decision maker. See if you can force him into some sort of turnovers. But once again, you're facing one of the worst rushing defenses in the SEC. Don't pound sand if you don't have to. It's fair. Like you want this, everyone wants Tennessee, everyone wants Alabama,

everyone wants these incredible passing attacks, they want to score 40, 50 points, and you can get there possibly, but it may be the next week when you face Alabama. This is not the week to kind of figure out who you are throwing the football. Well, and that's fair, and if you can affect them more, even though at times Ellis used better with tempo this year, if you can affect more ball control style, obviously that's going to keep the hands out of Old Miss. his offense. I think the bigger issue, I'm not worried about their offense.

You're not worried about LSU's office? I'm not worried about LSU's office. Because like honestly, is all this defense any good? Like Auburn, like Robben, like Robbyshire. Robbord looked like, looked like pretty good against them.

Like, yes, they held Kentucky, but it was a little bit of, you know, we are the Petit Trojan boys. We loved USC before you fucking betrayed me and stabbed me in the back for UCLA. Go, UCLA. But, but they've got a little bit of USC.

them where I look at that Kentucky game, and it took a lot of long odds things to create that win. I mean, the last two drives Kentucky gets down to the red zone like it's nothing before Ole Miss forces turnover. So on one hand, credit them, but on the other hand, can you replicate that? It's the same thing that USC ran into finally lasting as Utah. I mean, the game was at home too. I mean, let's go through Ole Miss's schedule. Troy, Central Arkansas, Georgia Tech, who you may be taking tonight. Yeah. The bumblebee suck. Tosol. Rambling damn wreck. Kentucky who's still an average football team. Like, Kentucky's 5 and 2.

They're, to me, they're going to be 8 and 4, 7, 5 at the end of the season. Vanderbilt's trash. Auburn's pretty trash, too. Auburn is. Auburn's trash. So, like, once again, Ole Miss is not proving that they're an elite team. They're number 7 in the country, but they have more questions than answers in my belief. So I think the bigger issue, or not issue, but the thing I want to see from LSU is,

can you be that dominant defense that I think you could be? from from BJ to Mike to Jay Ward and company on the back end. Like I think they have the talent to be one of the best defenses in this conference. But now you're going against a, I would say the best rushing attack in the SEC. Well, you've watched, you called an Ole Miss game. Yeah. So you've watched. So Aaron calls games on ESPN now.

He's in Boone, North Carolina last night. But you've studied Ole Miss deeply. To me, this offense is pretty terrifying because of how they threaten you, right? They run the ball 75% of the time. And every run is built off of kind of the same main trunk. They do it all out of 11 personnel so they can get, you know, they can keep the same group in there and do it out of all different formations. And then right when they lull you to sleep and you're starting to come up and overcommit to the run,

they beat you over the top. Or the guy who looks like he's leading the quarterback on his own read ducks the block and then he's a receiver all of a sudden. Like I am concerned. I know they did an awesome job against Mississippi State, and Tennessee, nobody's going to stop Tennessee. I am concerned a bit about this LSU defense going against Ole Miss office. No, it's not just a – it's a whole offense that there really isn't a weak link. Like, offensive line, they're one of the best offense lines in the conference.

I think they're running backs are probably the best tandem of running backs in this league, from Juckins, the outstanding freshman, to Evans the transfer. Those two – Is Evans at Georgia? And then TCU? No. Or just TCU? Just TCU.

Oh, okay, okay. You got Mingo, you got Heath, you got Walkins, you got tremendous J.J. Henry in the receiving position. And I'm a big fan of Jackson Dart. Like, when they were kind of battling out, calm down. I'm the quarterback here. Jackson Fart. Yeah. You're hoping it's Jackson Fart.

When they were battling out, him and Luke Altmire, he reminds me so much of their quarterback from last season. The way he moves in the pocket, the way he runs, executes the RPO's. You talk to Carl. He reminds me a lot of Matt Corral. So it's a great offense. It is an offense that they want to run the ball first. And I think you said it best, man, what they do. So I, you know, I posted a video the day on my Twitter of a formation. It was a four, a four-man side.

So they had a tight end, three receivers on the left, essentially an overload to that side of the football. Get some more beer. I love it. Overload to the left. So you got everyone over to the left, running back. on the right quarterback, and it was an RPO run-pass option with the quarterback running or a screen to the left or a running back running up the wheel. I mean, it's just, there's so much to dissect on the defense, like how do you stop this offense? You've got to stop the zone. You got to stop

the quarterback run. You got to stop a running back wheel. And you got to stop a screen pass to the left. And the running back's running wide open for an easy touchdown. Like, what Lane does to get numbers and advantages with these athletes is going to be. to be the hard part for this defense. Can they not get out skiing? Can you be disciplined? Yeah, can they be disciplined? Have your eyes in the right spot.

I mean, how many times do we see Lane Kiffin throwing his hands up in the air? He already knows. Screaming touchdown. It's such a flex. It's such a flex when he does it too. Oh, yeah. It's the ultimate. It's a great offense. Seeing the game before it's played.

If you're in Baton Rouge, you probably used to hear this old Jonathan Stone commercials. Jonathan Stone, Stone Cold locks. Look, I will say, I'll. I'll say this as far as the defense goes. So you mentioned the fact that the out-scheming portion of it is going to be huge, right? And who do you have faith in there? Because Lane Kiffin has been doing this a long time. And he is at the four of the profession.

But then you look at Matt House and he did at Kentucky and did it well. He's been in the NFL dealing with very complicated offensive schemes, obviously trying to stop NFL teams that are constantly evolving and tinkering and can just do more mentally. Yeah, it was, oh, my dog, let's go. Yes, sir. Thank you. Yes, sir.

You know what? I don't even think you showed up for snaps tonight, but here, why did you take a little Snap's T-shirt? Hell, yeah. Yeah, let's go. Thank you. Yeah, so, okay, so how do you feel about that? Well, is this a game?

Because Matt House, so he was a chiefs linebacker coach, put together a perfect game plan against Mississippi City. I mean, fucking perfect. Do you feel like he can get these boys ready for, do you feel like he can get these boys ready for Lane Kiff and Ole Miss? Oh, 100% to get them ready. Listen, X's and O's are great. We always say it's, X's and O's are awesome.

It's about the Jimmy's and the Jones. I knew, dude. That's a Hester special. It is about, no, because Hester sold that from me. That's why. You can not claim to have made up the Jimmy's and Joe. Oh, I made it up a long time ago. Hester stole that shit for me.

He didn't make that shit up either. I'm saying neither of you all did. X's and O's Jimmy and Joe's. That's Sports Talk 101, bro. It is Sports Talk 101, but they got the Jimmy's and the Joe's. That's like when you dropped a golly G the other day. Did you make up that as well? Yeah, maybe.

First for snaps at least. This is a game you wish you had. What was the Mason? Oh, I mean, bro, I wish I had Mason's Smith. Yeah, if you had him, I feel a lot better. He would have literally been the best player on LSU. And Mackay Wingo, the guy who's getting more playing time because of it, is the highest rated player on the team.

So, I mean, it was a massive loss. And that's actually what concerns me is you have three interior defensive linemen that you play. Yep. You have Jacobi and Guillory, who's kind of the third wheel here. But the main two, you have Jaquail and Roy and Mackay Wingo. And they've been good, but it's just a big ask to go against this old Misty. for an entire game when they're running zones and counters and pounds and hit you from all. The linebackers have to be great.

Well, so, yes. That's Harold. The eyes of the linebackers are more concerning than the defensive line because all defense lines just go. Like just you're all going to bone. You hit your gap and go. It's more the linebackers and secondary that get fooled by the Lane Kiff and magic. Those are the guys you got to worry about a little bit more. I don't worry about the D-Line in this game.

That's fair. Can the linebackers not be put out of position taking the wrong step in the wrong direction? All of a sudden they lose leverage on an offensive lineman. That's the concern. And you got, I mean, look, they've tried really hard to get their best linebackers on the field. That's why they, it's why Harold Perkins is now playing Sam

instead of Mike just to get him on the field in some way. True freshman, absolute freak. I mean, if you haven't watched Perkins this year, he has been fantastic. And the instincts that he plays with, some of the moves that he makes, oh, hell yeah, we got a little team. PCU action in the house?

Let's go, dude. Go fucking frogs. Mack, what's up, bro? Let's go Kansas State. Yeah, no, no. Boo, boo! Boo! No, dude, Max Duggan.

I'm fighting an uphill battle today. You're so fickle, dude. You were all about Max Duggan, and now you just bailed? I just need Kansas State to cover. That's all I need. Three and a half points, baby. Three and a half. Come on.

Anyway, I don't know. What were we talking about? Lionbacker. Oh, yes. So Harold Perkins has been incredible. They move him to Sam. Mike Abaskerville is someone who, for the third year in a row, they tried not to play. And then they immediately a couple games in had to give up and just start playing him.

He comming, and he'll be your mic. He'll be making the calls. The senior's going to have to step up. And then they have Pennett Will and they kind of run some other guys with it. One guy to watch here is true sophomore Savian Jones. So I don't know how close you've watched LSU this year, but one of the big. bigger disappointments. There's been two.

Mike Jones was named a captain, went to S.C. Media Day. He is really struggling to find the field. Ali Gay, named the captain, goes to S.E. Media Day. He's, he might not have, but he's named captain. He's been relatively invisible this year. Besides a hit on Florida

State's quarterback. Yes. Besides, yes, exactly, right? Which is awful. Decapitating a quarterback. Besides, like, a targeted cheap shot that almost hurt a guy. Yes, he's been kind of visible this year. So, Savian Jones is starting to play more and more. He's number 35.

He's a true sophomore. He only played special teams last year. But notably, Aaron, they didn't redshirt him. Right? If they burn your red shirt just to play special teams. You mean, you got some juice. You got a little athleticism. That dude can set the edge.

And that dude is going to be relied upon a lot at dealing with blocks from all different kinds of angles. I think this could be a bit. If LSU does well, I think one of the storylines coming out for us here locally, they're going to hyper obsess over everything is going to be the emergence of saving jobs. All right now. So T-Bob has lost a mini fortune on LSU this year.

It's not been good. It's not been good at all. I just keep doing these big bets. So he's a little bit nervous to make a pick, especially in his home bar. I did say that. So I'm going to make you make a damn pick, though. Don't be a little bitch. So you want me to put money on. I do want you to put money on.

I want you to go on Fandol. I want you to go on Fandle put some money on one and half. LSU. I just a problem. Exactly. See, you just heard it right there.

Fatee. No, no, it's like, it's like, come home. I got LSU. And I got LSU with the points. Oh,

now he's back. Okay, so your turn. Your turn. Hey, look. Come on. It's down to one and a half

on the Fanduil Sports River right now. I placed the first biggest bet of my life against Florida State. So did I. Lost that. Damn it. I placed the second biggest bet of my life against Auburn. Lost that.

I think it's time for the third biggest bet of my life. LSU to cover and beat on this. Let's fucking go, dude. Okay, I'll do it right now, dude. I'll do it. I'll do it right now. So I live in Georgia, so I can't bet. I can bet today, which I'm kind of excited about.

Just download the app. Yeah. So T-Boggles is my bookie the entire year. Yeah, but I don't get any juice off the top. He doesn't get any juice off of it. I'm his butler. I'm not his bookie. The issue is I would, I would give him a percentage,

but I sent him the picks on the top of the top of it. Monday, Tuesday. He doesn't put him until Friday, so I lose all these freaking points. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, I put South Carolina for three and a half. He puts the bed in today. It's at three. No, but you are right about the timing. Lose me the hook. You are right about the timing,

but I have won you more points than I've lost. Ah, trust me. Trust me. I know what I'm doing. I'm an expert gambler. Why the fuck else would Fandul pay us to be out here doing all of this? Like, what do you mean? That proof is in the pudding, dude. It's right there,

your face. All right. All right. I'm placing this bet right now. Okay, okay. Okay. So LSU will miss. So would you place?

On LSU? Yeah. Okay. That is one thing. That is one thing. It's probably sketchy to bet LSU anyway because too often I'm like a detective. I need to be taken off the case. I had a family member murdered.

Like the chief calls me in. He's like, bro, you're way too close to this. You can't separate your head and your heart, right? So I get that. But I will never, ever, ever, ever. bet against LSU because then if you lose that, well, like the worst situation then is I bet against Georgia last week. Oh, wow, you did.

That's right there. Two weeks ago. And you lost it. But they won the game. They won the game. But the worst scenario is them losing the game and you losing the bet. So I got a good story. And that's a double whammy.

I can't accept. So this was my first year in broadcasting. This is my first year of the league. And Georgia's played Mississippi State. Mississippi State was rolling. Like they had Nick Fitzgerer, they're kicking ass. And I had an off weekend.

So it wasn't calling a game. I was going to my first game as a fan. And I picked Mississippi State in the media to win the football game, like a dumbass. Of all weeks, I picked it. So I'm in Athens and I'm getting butch. I mean, just like people trying to fight me, like legitimately fans saying, we're taking your dog card. You're not a true dog.

We hate you. Screw you, Aaron Murray. You know, you're a traitor. What did you ever do for Georgia? Aaron Murray? I only played for four years of blood for you, but whatever. Georgia, dude. You've been a traitor?

Yeah. So Georgia wons. They actually kicked their ass. And then after the game, I literally almost got booed out of the same. So I've learned my lesson. I will never pick Georgia to lose, but I did pick Auburn the cover. Yeah. Okay.

So that's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. Okay, I just put a hundo on LSU to cover this spread. So. Let's see, boys. Third time's a charm, right? Sure, dude.

I'm a positive to exactly how this is going to work out. All right. So we talked a lot of LSU, and it's funny because, okay, this is the last thing I'll say on Ole Miss. Remember how we framed Old Miss Kentucky as man-vers machine? Because the analytics love Old Miss, the people and the AP poll love Kentucky. This is a bit of a man-vers machine here where, like, the S&P Plus, all these analytics, they still project that Ole Miss should be very good. Right? They still think that.

But, and this is where I get confused is Vegas disagrees, right? Vegas is fading Ole Miss. Fade me, Vegas is fading Ole Miss. But the question is like, because I know they're using the most advanced AI programs ever to try to set these lines. I'm just wondering where the disconnect is between somebody like Connolly's analytic system that loves Ole Miss and they can keep this thing going. I think the differences they're on the road. I think the difference of the games will be played in Tiger Stadium. That's true, boys.

2.30. Tiger Stadium's going to be popping off tomorrow, dude. That's a big difference right. What's being on the road? Three points? Yeah, generally about three points. About three points. So, okay, yeah, so they're saying like a little bit.

They're saying Ole Miss is better, but we're giving. It's going to be, I mean, all new. Well, I want to fucking beat Ole Miss. Obviously, fuck Ole Miss for life. That goes without saying. But I want to, um, I just, just we can't have a Tennessee repeat, right? because like just don't try and catch a

Can we just get rid of special teams for the game? Yeah let's just like stop returning the ball LSU is one of the only teams I've ever seen that would have been literally better off And I mean I won Florida State Yes Tennessee would have been more competitive But you literally would have been better off this season

Without catching a single kickoff Or punt this entire time So Yeah look just fucking fight him dude Don't let look you all owe miss i mean you all saw last year dude they were up 31 to 7 on you and like as an lSU fan especially one around our age that is not something that you grew up as being acceptable is old miss of 31 to 7 vaught hemiways popping off they're clowning you uh yeah yeah get some

revenge uh and and you know what honestly dude that would be so huge for brian kelly and and baton rooge saturday night if you not a 2.30 Ole Miss win. This city will explode. Oh, dude. It is going to be fantastic. All right. Remember, hey, if you want tickets to the LSU Ole Miss game, go sign up for Fandul, bet $20 on the Saints game coming up here. I mean, we're getting close. Saints game coming up tonight, you bet $20 on LSU, whatever it is.

You do on the Fandle app. If you already done it, go tell them, and you'll be entered to win the tickets. We're going to give away those at halftime. All right, so the number two topic on today's show. It sounds like we're heavy on LSU. We'll see. Your Bulldogs, Aaron Murray, Georgia, currently plus 190 to win it all. Is that the best, that's probably the best number you can get, right? Like nobody has better odds than that.

Ohio State. Oh, what's Ohio State? Ohio State's plus 170, which I get. Like, I think Ohio State is the best team in the country. Yeah. I mean, are they, though, dude? We've seen this story 7,000. thousand times of the Ohio State.

What if Michigan just goes in fucking bullies? Well, they could. They could beat them. But the issue is the one thing, all they have to do is beat Michigan. That's it. That is the only thing on their schedule they have to worry about. Exactly. So then have they been battle tested?

They haven't. They haven't. And then so what happens when they get into the playoff too? That's what I'm saying. They're just better, man. They got the offense. They've been putting up some of the best stats in college football. They lost two receivers, the NFL first round draft picks,

going to be playing tonight. Yep. Shout out Chris Olave. He's in the same game parlay. We need Olave to go over 25 yards. No, Camara. We need Camara over 50 rush yards. Chris Olave over 25 yards receiving.

And we're making some money tonight, boys. All right. So Ohio State offense is just as good without them. And Jackson Smith and Jigba has been played. So I think I like Ohio State with those odds. But yeah, Georgia right now, if you get through Tennessee in three weeks on November 5th, you'll win the East, obviously. And I'm not a believer in Alabama.

No. I said the other day on the show, like, if you take away the A and you take away the crimson and you just evaluate the team for what they've done this year on film, they're just good. They're not elite. Well, okay, okay, okay, okay. They're not elite. So I feel you on. They have Bryce.

I get that. They got one of the best players in the country. I get that. But as a whole, they're on discipline. they're not good on the back end. Offensive lines average and the receivers are average. The penalties are out of control. Yeah, Will Anderson, Bryce Young.

And Gibbs. Oh, Gibbs. Oh, yeah, yeah. And Gibbs. Oh, yeah, Jimir Gibbs is an animal, dude. He's a piece. Now, now, I think Alabama probably rolls this weekend. I think it's a really bad matchup for Mississippi State.

But look, I feel like you're saying there. But okay, but here's a counter question. Is Georgia, Georgia, again? Because last year, Georgia had a defense that was compromised. of literal demons from hell. Like they would just rip you to shreds. And it was like in an age of football where offenses are winning more and more and more. George's defense last year was this incredible kind of throwback outlier.

But they've been vulnerable at times this year. No, no, they're not the same dogs we saw last year. And I don't think anyone expected that. When you lost that many guys in the first round, it's like what you guys did. Yeah. You win an adie. You put all these guys in the NFL draft. obviously you shit the bed the next year

Georgia's not doing that necessarily they're bro they're definitely not We all live through shitting the bed after a nat Like we know what that feels like George's not doing that George's ranked like number one right now For what? So no get the hell out of here

I just I know I'm agree I still smell like shit from that bed That's pretty bad They're they are they're good on defense Without Jalen Jalen Carter who may be one of the best players after Will Anderson in the country has been out for the majority of the season. You get him back versus Florida.

You get A.D. Metrell, who's your best receiver. You get him back versus Florida. All of a sudden, you got two of your best playmakers who have literally maybe played one or two games this entire season back in the rotation. What's been the big issue? Georgia can't get after the quarterback. I think seven sacks this year. That's wild.

The receivers have been erratic. I mean, McConkey, who's been Mr. Consistent, fumbling balls, fumbling punts. you get some energy at those two positions, you get a little bit healthier. I think you're going to see a Georgia team that looks more like what they did versus Oregon and more like they did versus South Carolina going forward. And if they look like that, then yes, they're the number one team in the country. Dude, did you all see who caught a touchdown for Georgia last week at the end of that game? Gilbert.

A Rick Gilbert, dude. A Rick freaking Gilbert caught a touchdown. How do you all say it? Have you all decided? We had a debate for multiple years. I mean, is it Eric? Is it Eric? Is it Eric?

I don't know. I've gone back and forth. We never settled the debate. Is it Booty? It's Booty. He says booty. Boat. The traditional pronunciation would be Boutte.

He says booty. And then you got Damien Ramos out here. Excuse me. Yeah, Damien Ramos out here saying that his name's Damien Ramos, dude. It's like an A bear saying it's Hebert. I don't fucking get it. But whatever. If you want to pronounce your last name wrong, that's on you.

So it's boo. But it's, yeah, it's booty and it's, it's Ramos on LSU. And then I don't know what a Rick is, but just crazy to me that Gilbert is. I'm not. I'm not being spiteful. Where do you put Georgia? We're in the overall hierarchy. Right now, hierarchy.

Um, I mean, bro, I guess the better question is who wins the football game today if Tennessee and Georgia face? Who are you picking the win? I Who would I pick I would pick Tennessee What does Fandall have? I can't shake Tennessee Dude I just I just can't fucking shake him

There's so much fun right now I told you I'm a certified VFL now Yeah that's that's not a good point It's in Athens It's rough It's in Athens Because Nealon State Nealon Stadium was incredible last week

A Georgia is an 11 and a half point favorite Right now on Fandulul What I may be putting my mom money on 10. Yeah, exactly. You coward. 11 and a high points.

93. Yeah, don't let her in full you. Sanford, dude. Sit him down. Don't you cut three from us. Dude, Sanford. Oh, Tennessee's a bitch at home. I played there twice.

You can't hear a damn thing. No, no, no. They were pretty good back in. They've always been good. Yeah. Tennessee's always been good. The fans are always crazy. I will say this.

So we played there in 2011. Tennessee's awful. They're a good offense, though. We're undefeated. For the first half, that was as loud as any stadium ever played it. Like, Nealon is strong. Sanford is strong. I like to shit on Georgia because I grew up there.

And my one game that we played there, we won. And I'll never forget it because, like, it was like 2009, but obviously this was kind of a pre, not pre-internet, but it was the beginnings of social media. because I walked around after that game and I was just flipping the double birds to everybody in the crowd just sitting here looking at the student section

the fans just like fuck you fuck you fuck you and it never ended up anywhere didn't up on Twitter nothing dude good to go just got away with it that was a crazy game too you probably all pumped when AJ Green called that touchdown yeah we get a BS call afterwards hey you shouldn't celebrate

yeah okay no it's not celebrate touchdowns yeah Yeah, relax. Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous about Tennessee, but I think if, I think the winner of Tennessee, Georgia beats Alabama, though. Once I think Alabama's a little fraudulent this. I would say this. I would say this. I would choose Tennessee, but it's definitely a from the heart. I'm definitely thinking Tennessee with the points. Yeah, with the points are sure.

I may get on that right now. But it's a from the heart. It's a sexy pick. Hindenhooker is fun. Like I feel bad. I had all of these feelings for Staquius at the beginning of the season, and he's kind of receded to the background a little bit. Like what happened to our boy, dude?

Did he go full fuck boy? I mean, he got the fade. Oh, what is that? Let's go. Okay, okay, wow. Let's go. I'm not putting money line. 11.5 points for the number one offense in the country is.

Okay, dude, Aaron, this might do a bill of big Tennessee vet. We'll see. Oh, you were just messaging me to tell me that's the bet you want. me to place for you. Oh, I can bet it tonight. Okay, dude. Yeah. No, but look, man, what happened to Cuevius, though?

Because after Oregon, he looked perfect. Yeah. Like, perfect. I've never seen a game that good. And now we haven't talked about him in a few weeks. When he's been banged up, too, I think the guys around him have not performed. McConkey continues to struggle. Or he's been better, but he had about a three-game stretch where he fumbled the ball three

times. A.D. Mitchell, once again, has been out. His number one receiver ran into the season. Which we don't always appreciate. I feel like you have a great quarterback perspective where you know how much that means. Like a lot of times we're like, oh, you're missing that guy. I don't give a shit. Just like go make the correct decisions and play anyway.

No, no, no, no. Just make the throws. When you got a guy that can win one-on-one battles consistently like him? Because right now, if you're a defense, you're facing Georgia, what do you do? Stop Bowers. Just let's double Bowers. Let's put a safety over top. Well, you put AD in there.

You can't do that. And you're going to put them on opposite sides of the field. Safety's have to make a decision. Run game's been a little bit average. I don't love that part of their offense. Offensive line to struggle at times. So there are issues with Georgia. Like there isn't a clean football team in America right now.

There's not a team this year where you say that is the team that's going to win the national championship. Besides, I still think Ohio State. Georgia struggles running the football. We've seen it with a lot of state. Duane Haskins threw for 50 touchdowns. And what did that get him? But their defense was trash. They get a new DC.

Is their defense good now? Yeah. They're top 10 in every category. Who have they played? Well, they haven't played anyone yet. Play somebody. The Big 12 is better than the Big Ten. Hammer it.

I would agree. I would agree. The only way the Big Ten is Big Ten has two stalwarts. in Ohio State in Michigan, but top to bottom, the Big 12 is more competitive and better. I think a big test this weekend, not to, they're not going to lose the game, but Ohio State plays Iowa, who is one of the worst offenses in America. And Iowa State's really shitty. Like, it's unbelievable.

Let me get this point. Iowa's so bad on offense. I mean, atrocious on offense. If somehow Iowa finds a way to score points against Ohio State, then I think we can say, okay, maybe they're not that good on defense. I think this is a But in the same token, if Iowa doesn't score points, I'm not really going to like give Ohio State Stevens any credit.

No, no, no, no. I think this is more like you better keep them under 10 points. Yes, I agree. Or maybe you better, you know, not big. We're going to clown you. Yeah, we are going to clown a shit out of you. If Iowa scores 10 on you, Brian Forintz goes home and Kurt gives him like an extra scoop of ice cream. He's a static. He's like, son, you did great tonight.

It's just geographically, it's why. wild to me how college football can take on identities, right? And it's like the Big 12 is all offense. The Big 10 plays more traditional football. SEC's gotten more infused by the Big 12 over the years. The state of Iowa's inability to play good offense is un-bucking real. And it matches their entire... But who are they recruiting?

But who are they recruiting? That's fair. A bunch of cord fed dudes. A bunch of big old guys that look like you. That's what I'm saying. That's it's great for size, but I feel like all that cord slows you down. It doesn't digest well, dude. Hey, that's Dequavius.

Look, see, but that's a problem. This is the question. Is that a positive transformation? Or has he gone full fuckboy? Was the guy before, like, hungry and undervalued, and the guy after has arrived? That's what Sticuavius has to answer right now, dude. We'll see, dude. I don't know, dude.

We'll only know that over time. All right. Ooh. Hey, I try to get a nice fade when I was here in Baton Rouge, but, you know, T. Bob. I chill out, dude. My barber's busy, dude. I don't know what to tell you, dude. You wouldn't think he's busy with like this, dude.

Stetson, Stetson. 2,000 yards passing. Okay. 71% completion. Yeah, okay. Seven touchdowns, one interception. Only seven touchdowns? Another five rushing touchdowns.

No, that's the only weird part of that stat line, though. The yards are great. The completion percentage is obviously elite. The seven touchdowns is a little sparse part. That speaks to your weapons argument about Georgia right now, maybe not being at their best. Okay, now, okay, so, okay, who's their potential stumbling block? Of course, Tennessee is Georgia's potential stumbling block. If I was choosing a natty champion today, though, I think I'm still in Ohio State doubter.

It feels very chalky, but I think I would still end up with. the Bulldogs. Yeah, that's right, dude. Cuse. Go fucking orphan. Who said Cuse? You get a shirt. Come on. Even though, even though, even though, honestly, all, everybody really just confuses, or at least I did, and nobody called me out in it, which made me realize everybody thinks they're the same school.

Syracuse and Illinois are the same in all of our minds, right? They're an amalgamation of a Navy and orange team that's playing well this year with great defense and running the ball. I said that Chase Brown, if you don't know, Chase Brown is the second-leadest Russia in the country right now. He plays for Illinois. I did an entire week of shows last week saying that he played for Syracuse. And not a single person corrected me. Not any of my co-host, not a producer, not a single audience member.

No one gives a shit about Syracuse. No one really gives the shit. But they're fun. But they are fun at the end of the day. And I agree to the fucking loudhouse. there may be more Syracuse talk coming up later. Okay, last segment on the actual Snap Show. So we talked Georgia.

I want to talk about a Mike Farrell tweet at M. Farrell Sports. Mike Farrell's a great college football Twitter follow. Shout out to the trains. Mike Farrell tweeting that an argument could be made that Alabama is wasting the career of the best quarterback that they've ever had Just Food for Thought And I find this fascinating

Because this is a thought That I arrived at Talking all my Alabama friends Just last week What the fuck dude The timing on that No but like But like just last

That's why you need to be first to Twitter T Bob You're a little slow with the fingers Oh no no no no But I don't know I don't care about Mike Getting the Take in What I'm saying is I believe this take Oh yes

Like I think Bryce Young is by far and look Jalen Hertz is balling right now Tua is balling right now I'm not a Mac Jones believer but that's whatever what do you mean Mac Jones he's not he's not a great position this year but Mac Jones

has benefited off of really positive environments his entire career and now you're seeing what it's like when he's not in one he just got fucking Wally Pitt by Bailey Zapier you're going to go to the mat for Mac Jones right now as a as a rookie tremendously I think Mac he played his a

a rookie tremendously in a very solid Bill Belichick ecosystem with Josh McDaniel as the OC. Josh McDaniel leaves. Belichick's like, fuck it, dude. I'll get, uh, who's my old D coordinator? Yeah, let's make him OC. And look what's happening. Do you. Bailey Zapi just took his job.

Like, Mac Jones is not good. He's not bad, but he's not as legit as we were trying to make him last year. Tua is legit. But then again, I don't know if Tua can't say healthy. Look at his situation. care how good you are. You can't say the field doesn't matter. Okay, so the bottom line, though, is Bryce Young is in the worst situation of any of those guys.

I agree with that. And I think he's better than any of those guys. So I agree with Mike here. Like, if you put Bryce Young with the receivers that Mack had or Tua had, we would not be talking about Georgia or Tennessee. We would be talking about Tennessee because they would have lost. Like, if he had those weapons, that would have been a, that would be aware of. You'd be winning a second straight heisman. Yes.

Yes, I agree. I think we can all agree that that he is possibly the best quarterback in the country right now. He just has terrible weapons around him. So how good are there weapons? Like give me like some context where you say terrible. What do you mean? I mean, like, there's still, they're still Alabama. They're still all like four or five stars.

But where would you rank them? But they're not, there's no waddle. There's no Devonte. There's no playmate. What Alabama has been so good at, what you guys are so good at. a couple years ago too is the yak. It's the yards after catch.

It's catching a slant. It's catching a bubble. It's taking a five-yard gaining, turning into a 70-yard touchdown. They don't have that this year. Yeah. They have good possession receivers that can catch the ball and then just essentially go down.

That's it. There's no excitement. There's no juice. There's no energy. There's no explosive plays. Bryce has to be that energy. Bryce has to be that explosive player. And if he's not, the offense will essentially

stall. So yeah, I agree with you, man. This is a different offense this year. We knew it heading to the season. We saw the national championship. It was an offense that was going to have to run the ball. Gibbs was going to have to be special, which he has been. But it's just not, it's just a good team. It is just a good team. It is not a team to me right now. I don't think anyone the SEC looks at Alabama and says, oh shit. And you don't think you're being reactive in that take because of the Tennessee game. No, because I've watched them all. I've watched every game of Alabama all the season long.

There is not a team out there that is scared of Alabama right now. And I've played against Alabama, and we've seen Alabama for a decade plus. And when they show up, there's a fear factor. Definitely. They do not have that fear factor anymore. I would say if anything, Georgia has more of a fear factor than Alabama. Yeah, I agree that. They're the big bad boys now on the SEC.

I agree that. They're still undefeated as well. And like anytime you get knocked off, that's going to hurt your fear factor rating. I think this, the only thing that could turn to that, because I agree with you. And in fact, they might be even worse than we think. It's just that their best player is at the most important position to have your best player at. So even if they're vulnerable, even if they're less than they normally are, like, I do think they're still capable of beating anybody. But what happens if he goes down again?

Oh, if Bryce Young goes down, then they're done. then they're done. I mean, Texas. It's like in 2019, right, in 2019, Burrow and Tua battle each other. And then Tua goes down. And that was, you know, that was, that was Alabama's season essentially there.

And so, yeah, if Bryce goes down, like James Monroe is not the guy. But that's the issue, though. The fact to me that if you lose one player, all of a sudden you're an eight and four football team, tells me that you're not a great football team. Ooh, eight and four. That's a take. That's a take. Eight and four? They've already lost one.

There's no way. Miller, I mean, they're at least winning 10 games, even with Miller. They don't get too much talent. I think if he was out longer, I think you guys would beat them. I think Old Miss would have a chance to beat them. We might still beat that ass. 9-3. Hey, Aaron was trying to talk to me before the show about LSU beating Alabama.

So he is a good guy. He looks good this weekend. He's a good minch. He's a good guy. I think there's a chance. Yeah, what you got? Yeah, if anybody wants to ask any questions, too, feel free. Okay, fuck yeah, dude.

Let's go. Fuck, bam. Come on. Yeah. Yes, dude. Let's go. Okay. Let me see.

I'm with you. That's why I told Tim. I got money on it, dude. I agree. Elisue is just as much talent as Alabama, if not more. Yes. Yes. Look, you got two freshmen starting offensive tackles at LSU right now, which is absurd. Like, that is never, ever heard of, not in this league.

Scary. And it's not even where, at a certain point, with this thing about college, it's not the NFL. These are not all mature adults, right? Like, like, the difference that you feel mentally from freshmen to senior year is, this is overused, but it is night and day. Like it's multiple orders of magnitude more confident in yourself, mentally, physically, everything. So the fact that Emery Jones and Will Campbell are hanging with guys on the edge right now is pretty insane. And then you have like Harold Perkins on the defense, who is unbelievable Mason.

Smith will be back next year. So yes, LSU has some good young dogs. I believe in Brian Kelly long term. I'm a big cult of Kelly believer. I mean, think about this. Think about the adjustments that Kelly and his staff has made this year. They've done a great job of avoiding the sunken cost fallacy, right? Where it's like, oh, we already invested these resources in this.

We have to stick with it. Like they played Garrett Delinger at Center all of camp. Emory Jones never played tackle, all of camp. And yet after a game, they were like, you know what, Delinger's not going to work at Center. We got to change. All of a sudden, Charles Turner enters. They put Delangor at left guard.

They put Emery Jones right. They found their best O line. But they threw away a month worth of. work to find that line. That's hard to do. Not a lot of coaches are willing to do that. So that's like a pretty object. Like that's a great sign if I'm evaluating the staff going forward from a long-term

perspective. It's going to be a meritocracy. If you are the best player, you should play. And it's very rare, like a true meritocracy. Hey, T. Before you go any further, I don't realize Georgia Tech plays tonight at 730. So do you want to put your bed in? You want to put your bed in?

Oh, it's it got my bed here. Let the people know. Yeah, we're about to do best bets. You have six minutes. I've got to put the bed in before the game starts. Oh, okay, my bet. Oh, my bad. Oh, shit.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. So I have no great logic for this. Know that up front, right? But sometimes you have to go with the signs that the universe is sending you, right? And I look at Fanduil. I'm looking at the spreads. I see Georgia Tech favors. I'm immediately like red flag.

Like, why the fuck is Georgia Tech favor? They are awful. They fire their coach. They're a horrible football team. But their favor, which tells me that Virginia must somehow be even shittier. It's in Atlanta. I have not watched a minute of Georgia Tech or Virginia, and I bet you this is the one bet that I get right this week is Georgia Tech minus the three and a half at home against Virginia.

Aaron will try to convince you that Georgia Tech matters. It's the Georgia Tech and him. He can't help it. Georgia Tech does not. I would never convince you Georgia Tech matters. He's like, we've got to keep the rivalry, dude. We can't go to a nine-game schedule. Because it's an easy win.

That's why you're going to keep the rivalry. You know, when we were in high school, dude, when we were in high school, Paul Johnson was putting it on him back in the day, dude. Yellow Jackets, two straight wins. They beat Pitt. Yes, I had no idea. And then they beat Duke. That's awesome. They beat Pitt.

Boys, I mean, let's go. This is easy money. Go to Fandu right now. Bet Georgia Tech minus. Don't shake your head. Pet Georgia Tech minus three and a half. Dude, I'm telling you, dude. Easy buddy.

No, look, look, look. U.N.C.'s good. Drake May, one of the best quarterbacks in the country now. Drake May is tired, dude. The AC's garbage, though. I hate the ACC. I hope Clemson does not make the playoff.

Nothing pisses me off more than them getting a play in the ACC. Oh, look, there's my yellow jackets right there, dude. Let's go wreck. Okay, so put those bets in on Georgia Tech. Okay, check this out. That was kind of the snap show. We'll give out some best bets, and then we'll get ready to watch. No, dude, I don't know shit about baseball.

What, New York, New York and Houston? No, dude, no, man. I thought, look, I thought it was cool that, I thought it was cool. So we're all LSU people here. We're all issue people. And did you see this? Have you heard of the Nola family? It's a very famous LSU family.

They had a couple players playing here at the same time. Aaron Nola is a Philly's ace right now. Austin Nola, his older brother, was a shortstop back in the day, grinded in the minors for seven and a half years. And then finally they told him to switch to catcher. He does. He's now been in the Biggs for a couple years.

Was it last night or two nights ago? Or it was over the week. It was last night. Last night, Aaron Nola threw an at-bat against Austin Nola. And Austin ended up getting a hit. But imagine being the Nola dad, A.J. Nola, in the stands, and the NLCS having to watch your two sons, Do you after it.

And when he gets the hit, he like, he doesn't know what to do. He's going to, he's like trying to cheer. He's like, oh, fuck. It was, I mean, it was first time ever, though. That's all. In MLB postseason history, that that's been done. Oh, bro.

We're going to get you down here for an LSU baseball game. LSU baseball is going to be incredible this year. That's because you guys have a whole new baseball team. Yes, dude. You guys are the old miss. You're the old miss of baseball. We took everybody. No, we're more like Alabama because we just took everybody's best players.

They're like, ooh, Jemir Gibbs, who should be on the rambling wreck right now, but isn't it? That's okay, dude. Okay, hey, check this out. We got a couple trivia questions. Hey, remember this, too. For Fanduel. Remember, Fandual's one that's making all this happen. If you have not signed up, any new Fandual customers, you sign up, use the promo code

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We have some trivia questions as well. We got some prizes to give out, winners get merch and whatnot. Okay, so let's see. Let's see what you got. Trivia question number one. SEC legend and record holder, Aaron Murray, was drafted. In what round of the NFL draft? Oh, oh, there we go right there. We got fifth right there.

Yes. Yeah, he's giving him credit. He's given him credit. He's given the four. Let's go. Give that man a prize. XFL's coming back, baby. The XFL was fucking tight.

The XFL was tight. The XFL only broke because of a literal global pandemic. That's it. Right? Like otherwise we may have actually had a nice spring league. Well, it's coming back. It's coming back. And the rock.

And it's got the rock. So it may have benefited from the pandemic. Yeah, that's fair. Now you have the rock running the show. And like the NFL is like, ooh, the rocks in it. I'm cool, dude. Let's do it. Trivia question number two.

Aaron Murray broke the SEC record for passing touchdowns in 2013. Whose record did Aaron break? No, I can get a hint. Can we not give a hint? I guess I actually gave an implicit hint by saying that. It's another Florida quarterback. Wait, who said Danny Worfell first? Right there. Let's go.

Let's go. Okay, we'll do one more and then we'll get the best bets. Aaron Murray through. Do you not have a trivia question for yourself? last two. Okay. I mean, how are you supposed to ask an O'Lyman trivia question?

How many knockdowns did he have? Oh, I don't fucking know, dude. I don't know, right? Aaron Murray threw 121 passing touchdowns.

How many rushing touchdowns did he have? Where we got? We got a 14th in the crowd. Hey, I'm more athletic than that shit. Come on now. I don't even know. Keep going.

What are you saying? Nope. Higher? Damn. Dude, they are disrespectful. You, dude, nobody's breaking double two. I can run now. We got 0, 2, 8, 9, 7.

Nobody's even getting those. We're getting closer with 10. I had one verse you guys. 13, damn it. We're still not there, dude. No. Oh, close. Close.

Yes, 17. Let's go. Yeah. I thought it was 14. There you got me. According to the iPad, it was 17. Well, what is more fun? Scoring a rushing touchdown or a passing touchdown?

Oh, passing touchdown. Oh, I didn't know because, like, you know, you had a hundred of those. You never had? You only had 17 of the other one. Only 17. And also, like, but then at that point, like, you know, like, if I'm running the ball in the end zone, that people are looking at me, I'm going to, like, spin the ball. Yeah, but I'm not a big me guy like you.

So, like, you know, I like to let other guys enjoy. Yeah, the quarterback is not a big me guy. Yeah, excuse me. I like, everyone else looks good around me. If I don't feel good. No, dude. Bull shit. I want my quarterback.

to be a me guy. If my quarterback's not a me guy, I got a little concern. I don't want them to act like a me guy, and I want them to think that they're not a me guy. Is Jaden a me guy? But at the end of the day, they're a me guy. Sequavius is a me guy. He should be.

Is Jaden a me guy? Joe Burroughs a me guy, dude. You got to be a me guy. But again, but again, I don't want you to think you're me guy because then you get into Spencer Rattler. Like if you go too full MIGA. That's one of my best bets of the week. You calm down about Spencer Rattler.

Okay, well, let's get into it down. Let's do a little best bets. Yeah, let's make some money, boy. Shout out Fandle, Fandall Sportsbook app. Download it promo code. Snaps. If you want to help out the fellas. Okay, Aaron, I already gave out Georgia.

Tech minus three and a half. I mean, easy money, folks. Easy money. I'm the only person in the country. I hope we could all just watch this tech game tonight and then just let team out with a fucking cover. You're going to be carrying me off on your shoulders. Okay, I'm the only person in the country telling you to bet tech here. Aaron, your first best bet of the weekend, what you did?

All right, my first best bet of the weekend. Texas, six and a half points versus Oklahoma State. Oklahoma State, literally the worst passing defense in the Big 12. Yeah. Just complete do-do on that side of the football. For those who watched, had a pretty bad loss two overtimes last week in first TCU. I think they're going to be a little bit essentially worn down from that game. Texas with yours at quarterback.

Yeah. I think they have a chance to be, I think they have the chance to be the best big team in the Big 12 at the moment. So Sanders, this is, anytime you get two ranked games,

look at the quarterback matchup. Who do you like better at quarterback? Spencer Sanders or Ewers. Which is weird though, because Sanders, I think has better numbers, but I kind of trust Ewers. But Ewers has been banged up.

Yeah. Well, Eures has also been banged up for the majority of the season. But I'm going to even like a per game basis. Like, Sanders has been great. But Ewers played toughest defense. Yours is coming off.

of Iowa State. Yeah. Iowa State is the number one defense of the Big 12 right now. Ewers is going to have a game where he throws three or four touchdown. Spencer Sanders is banged up right now. And Texas' defense is pretty legit.

They're number three in their conference right now and scoring defense number two in yards allowed per game. So I think Texas rolls in this football game. It kind of makes a big statement. Yeah, I'm with you. I actually think this is probably the game that I feel strongest about on the weekend. I think that Texas defense is legitimately good.

and nobody believes it. And Oklahoma State, there has not been a more shocking downturn than Oklahoma State's defense. They were incredible last year. They were first in everything this year. Well, they get Derek Mason. They're awful this year. You think they would kind of continue that trend.

Well, they lost their whole secondary, though. Yeah, that's what you said. They're secondary shit. Secondary shit. And Quinn Ewers, one thing I like about Quinn Ewers, he appears to love the big stage, right? Like when it was Alabama, he was popping off. When it was, who was in a couple weeks ago where it really mattered?

Pre-Irava State. It was ranked or ranked better. Was it Oklahoma? No. Oklahoma? Yeah, yeah. Well, okay, I kind of take it back because Oklahoma's awful. But whatever.

But still big stage, though. Big state, yeah. Red River, whatever they call it now. State Fair, huge stage. He was great. Red River Showdown. Is that what it is now? Yes.

Fuck you, AT&T. Unless we have AT&T sponsors. And what's up? I got AT&T, so I ain't even front, dude. Okay. I already gave you Georgia Tech minus three and a half because again, all of Aaron's SEC picks force me into the wilds of the rest of the Power 5. My second big 12 pick of. Okay, chill out, chill out.

Don't let facts get in the way of the story that I'm weaving here. Okay. My second best bet of the week, big bounce back spot for Penn State here, okay? Minnesota at Penn State, Penn State minus four and a half. and here's the deal. Penn State looked awful last week. I get it. Sean Clifford, I don't trust Sean Clifford very much at all. I didn't trust him at all last week as that Michigan defense. But Minnesota, I still think, in the books right now, is overvalued because of an incredible start. They blew everybody out. They blew the doors off Michigan State. We thought the offense was awesome.

Then Purdue comes out and beats him 20 to 10 in Minnesota. Then they come out and they lose by double digits last week to Syracuse, I believe. Illinois. Oh, God damn it. There you go. The other orange team. They're not, dude, it's the same fucking team. It doesn't matter.

Okay, the point still stands. They lose by double digits to Illinois in the Loud House. I'm just kidding. That's Syracuse. Everyone relax. And so, look, I think you have Minnesota being overvalued. I think everybody's undervaluing Penn State after getting blown out last week. They're in Happy Valley.

You're telling me Penn State can't cover. four and a half against a Minnesota team that lost back-to-back game by double-digit and Happy Valley. Nittany line. Thank you. Yes, it is a good bet. Hell yeah. Give a minute a T-shirt.

I agree. State minus four and a half. That's my second best bet. I like it. I'll go with you in that one. All right, my second best bet of the weekend. South Carolina getting three points at home versus X-A-N-M. I think South Carolina wins a football game.

I actually put some money. Let's go. At home, that place. is a nightmare to play. In South Carolina, I was rolling right now. Spencer Rattler, who you were dogging. Well, have you ever, I've never even watched the show. But what was the old show called, like, QB1 or something?

Does anybody ever watch it? Yeah, he was pretty douchy on that. He was an asshole. Yeah, he was a little douchey on that. He was a huge doucheback in that. He's been humbled. I agree. I hope so.

But what I'm saying is that's like a major red flag. Like, that's not the me guy quarterback that I want. Yeah, he also has to worry about the show trying to create a story and portray him as a certain person. Very fair. But at the same time, I mean, he said that shit to his teammates. He did say that shit. It wasn't like he took off his pants and they edited his underwear to make it look like he was naked. Like he still told that dude, he sucked.

That's a great reality. All right. All right. All right. All right. Whatever. South Carolina plus three. I think they win at home.

Haynes King, multiple reasons. One, Hane King is not very good. Booty. He is booty. Two, Texas A&M's offense only scoring 21 points per game. They can't score. They're not good on that side of the football. Don't have a lot of skill guy.

So I worry about that. Spencer Rattler has been a different man. I had them three weeks ago, more confidence in the offense, getting through his reads better, and then, yeah, Marshawn Lloyd, who's been an absolute beast running the football. I think they win this game outright, so definitely take those three points right now on Fandall. Even though you've been giving me all this shit about losing you the hook, and you're out here publicly claiming bet the money line. You should.

I mean, you should. It's not a weekly thing that you've lost me. No, I've gained you more points than I've lost, to be clear. Look, I don't know what to make of Shane Beamer's Cox team. But you know A&M. I love Shane Beamer's Cox team. I don't know what it is, dude. I just love him.

I love his energy. I loved him talking shit to Mark Stoops about the sunglasses and everything in the locker room last week. Like, I like, I like Beamer. I like Beamer. So I'll roll with you. I'll place a little fan duel bet on the money line right now. All right. My number three, best best best.

of the week. Does anybody know who the only team in the country right now is that is undefeated against the spread? One team. They lost, bitch. Hey, wait,

yes, there we go. Give them a shirt. Let's go, dude. Kansas, 6-0-1. And look, I get it. Our brains take a wild to process things, right? Like, again, I still think the Seahawks or the Legion of Boom.

I think about the Saints. I still think about Drew Brees and Sean Payton. None of this shit exists anymore. People still think Kansas is very bad. And I'm not saying they're like the best team in the country, but Vegas cannot get over fading them. What just happened? Georgia Tech ball!

Fucking give them the ball, let's go! Anyway, Kansas, though, plus nine and a half. They're on the road. They're on the road at Baylor. But Baylor's been nothing to ride home about. And I love Dave Miranda, and they got the nice BYU in. But that thing has devalued mightily since that game.

Oklahoma State putting on him. T.C. No, no, who just put on Baylor last week? West Virginia. Look a bit. Wait, West Virginia beat Baylor. It was Thursday night. Fuck yeah, dude.

Hammer Kansas. Are you kidding me? West Virginia. To be bare, let's go. Yes. Kansas, six. Baylor, Baylor was also dominating the first half before the quarterback got knocked out of the game.

What's that? The quarterback got knocked. She said she was from Western Union. Sorry. It's a good win. Wait. It's a good win. Okay, okay.

Who got knocked out? J.T. No, the Baylor quarterback threw for 300 yards in the first half and got knocked out with a concussion. Hey, dude. That's just that aggressive mountaineer defense. Yeah, okay. Okay, look, bottom line, though, bottom line, though, Kansas is undefeated against spread and catching nine and a half against a Baylor team

that I don't think is nine and a half points better than them. Okay. And I know that Kansas doesn't have Jalen Daniels, not Jaden, Jalen, but Bean's been solid. Yep. Mr. Bean's been great. He was awesome two weeks ago. He was doing some fucking dimes in that, was it the TCU game a couple weeks ago? And then last week, okay, Oklahoma with Gabriel returning, Oklahoma desperately need to make a statement.

It was a bit of a rough spot for him. But no, I believe in Kansas. Six-on-one to get spread. Kansas plus nine-and-a-half, hammer it, boys. All right, if you want to stay on that game, this is not my next one. But if you like some high-scoring offense, the over-under for the Kansas Baylor game is at 58-a-half points right now. Feels like that should hit. I think that's going to hit.

Over. Over, over, over, over, 58-5 points. All right, all right, my last bet, best bet of the night is. and I'm going under here. Syracuse and Clemson under 49 and a half points. You got two of the best defense. Illinois and Clemson?

Yeah, Illinois and Clemson, aka Syracuse and Clemson. Two of the best defenses in the conference. Clemson dominates it. Clemson does not lose at home. They're healthy. They got breezy back. The defense is rolling.

I just don't think Syracuse is ready for this type of talent on the road. So I'll just say right now, midnight has struck for Cinderella, unfortunately for our Cues boys. Nope, no. Regardless, though, I'm not betting them, winning or losing. Okay, okay, okay. I'm betting the under on this game.

It's going to be a defensive game. Yeah. Both offenses are good, not great, and both defenses are great. Hostile environment, low-scoring game, give me the under 49.5. Okay, look, I love the underplay. I love the underplay there, but I got to know. 13.5 points Syracuse is getting. Because you claim to be a Cuse boy.

I am a Cuse boy. In fact, you have literal hereditary roots in Cuse, correct? I do. Who is it? Your father? My father grew up in Syracuse. My brother was born in Syracuse. Okay.

I have family in Syracuse. Syracuse is getting 13 and a half. I'm not touching it. Who? But if you were to touch Curethus, where would you touch them? On the positive side or the negative side? I would definitely touch them on the negative side. Wow.

Well, that sounds. very sketchy. That's an awful sentence. Two out are into a microphone. But, uh, so you would take Clemson to cover? I would take Clemson to cover. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Is Papa Colin on Clemson? Papa Collins

on Clemson too. Wow, dude. Well, look, don't make me tell Papa Collin about you bailing on USC. He'll be deeply upset. He'd be quite impressed. The only reason I haven't DM'd him yet is because I don't want to imperil our entire show. Uh-oh. Wow. I think. He's about that time, T-Bob. Okay, dude. I think it's about that time, T-Bomb.

Okay. Okay, 30. I'm not going to eat 30. Okay, I got two minutes. I got two minutes to see as many sliders as I can eat. I might need a fresh beer. I'm going to eat something to, uh, yeah, no, I'm not going to full dip, but you do need, I've done this before.

I'll take a few of your plate. I mean, they're delicious sliders, dude. They're great. They're great. Nine and a half. Yeah, I know, no, no, no, okay. I've done this before. I'd say the over-under should be at five and a half.

See, none of y'all motherfuckers appreciate how tough it is to eat this shit fast. Like, like you see Chestnut and company and you get all fat and cocky. But I did the pizza eating thing with Chestnut of them last year. It was the worst experience ever. I've tried to do hot dog eating. Like, this is hard, and two minutes is a. dreadfully long time when you're in the, when you're in the fight.

I don't know how they do 10 minutes. All right. All right. We'll do a couple trivia questions. That's a phenomenal. It's a phenomenal slider. It's a hell of a slider. A hell of a slider.

I can't wait to fuck up my plus 30-year-old gastrointestinal system for the next two fucking days because y'all assholes are going to have me eat eight sliders. Thanks. I'm so happy. All right. Here we go. Trivia question number four.

This is very important, y'all. because Aaron refuses to accept his hand size. And so the question is, according to the NFL Combine, how big are Aaron Murray's hands? I need a fucking quarter. I heard eight and a quarter. Don't fucking put a in front of my hand size. Who said nine to quarter?

I heard nine at a quarter. There we go. Give that man a shirt. Nine at a quarter, dude. Okay. Hey, so. Ask the man who's like four inches taller to me How big his little baby hands are.

The nine inches, I'm a nine inch king. You know who else is a nine inch king on the dot? Joe fucking burrow, right? And how about this, dude? Like, is there anything worse than the person Who steps on those that he should be allied with In order to be something that he's not? Because Aaron sits here.

And he tries to be a quarter of the big hand boys. And he wants Aaron Rogers and Tom Brady. He'd be like, oh, Aaron, what's up, dude? But then they're going to see your tiny nine and a quarter of hands. And they're going to kick you fucking out. We'll accept you. I appreciate that. Okay, we will accept you.

Like, at a certain point, you have to make peace with who you are. You're a nine-inch king. Embrace it. I am over nine inches, though. Oh, see, this is a quarter of an inch. A shit, Aaron. I don't know. See, exactly.

That's my wife. You're clean. You're clinging on. You're clinging on to this quarter of an inch. It's time to let it go. I think every little thing counts. No, you're clear. No, no, no, dude.

Look, eventually you're going to come back and you're going to join your people. And you know what? I will be here to welcome you into the nine-inch kings. Look at this, dude. That's what I'm saying. Functional differences. Right there.

Functional difference. Half inch. Nothing, dude. Half inch. Who are you? You're claiming that and half inch. Yeah. Then I don't want to hear what else you claim.

I don't know if the, measurement to check out, dude. All right. We got a couple more trivia questions here. Can we get a T-BOP trivia? Yeah, yeah. We got two more. Yes, this is for the real,

the real snap supporters here. Go ahead, go ahead. I'm not going to eat all these, obviously. What is T-Bob's current ranking on chess.com? Is your E-Lo? Yes, what is my current E-Lo on chess.com. And to be clear, this is just five-minute blitz chest. Do someone else know what this means?

That's only what I've played. five minute blitz chest I okay guys chill out in the nines okay I started in the threes I got lost my way down to like 350 when I started this journey two years ago love it but no

okay okay I'll give you a little hint if you get it in the right hundreds you'll get the question correct six hundred not to brag but I love it Do you want to be higher or lower?

You want to be higher? You want to be higher. Okay, we're literally like just fucking on either side, guys. There we go. 805! There we go. Bill Bow, give my shirt, dude. 8.05, which I'm very proud of.

It started at 400. That is now, I started in the bottom 3% of players in the world. I'm up to like 50 now. And I recently lost down to like 600 and been climbing back. So I'm very happy with that. All right, last trivia question, and then we'll get to some sliders. For all of you who know me, I love Lord of the Rings. It's like my favorite shit ever, without a doubt.

What is? And we can include rings of power in this, which is fantastic. Shout out Wiggins. I see you, bro. Hell yeah. And Chase. Let's go. What is my favorite Lord of the Rings movie ever?

Who the fuck said Hobbit? Fellowship. There we go. The man named Bilbo T. Baggins in the chat. Imagine that, dude. Noted Snap's moderator, Bilbo T. Baggins. Aaron, that's Baggins right there, dude. Let's go.

Yeah, I'm a sucker for origin stories, dude. I love, I love fellowship. I love, like, a new hope. I love Sorcerer's Stone. Like, whatever the first journey is, is what really kind of just gets its hooks in me. Aaron's becoming a secret nerd as well, dude. We got...

First off, not a secret nerd. Okay, that's true. You've always loved Harry Potter. I've always been a Harry Potter fan. But we got you watching Andor, and you're loving it, right? I do, no, no, you don't really like Handor. But you liked Rings of Power. I'm a little confused on Andor.

I need, like, a little... I can help you out with Andor. But you like rings of power. But the thing was, I've been late... I was late to the Star Wars world. I didn't start watching Star Wars until about five years ago. That's why. See, yeah, see, I had a day where my...

My old man brought me to, like, see the re-releases in theaters and all this stuff. All right. I guess it's fucking slider time. All right, was it over nine, nine? No, no, no. No, I'm telling you. Set it at five and a half. Who's saying over nine?

No, no, no, no, no. Raised it in a half. That is over nine. That is over nine. Five and a half, dude. I'm telling you, dude. They don't think you're going to get to nine. Two minutes?

Fandu will pay you. I'm just kidding. All right. All right. All right. All right, all right, hold on. Here we go. Let me get through some more things here. Remember, sign up for Fandul in the back. We have two tickets that were giving away to LSU Ole Miss on Saturday. Place a $20 bet on LSU or the Saints. You're good to go.

Also, Fandul, every single Thursday, you get a free same game parlay. Doesn't matter if you're old, new, whatever. It's up to $10. So put the 10 in, do what Hess does, bet like a billion things, and see if you make some money. And if you don't, you get the money back. That's the point. It's a free $10 bet. We're on Camara over 50 rush yards, Olave over 25 receiving yards. We need Taysam Hill to score a touchdown, and we need the Saints to cover the seven and a half.

And if they do that, then we'll be good to go. All right, who's got the timer on this thing, dude? Let's go. Five and a half. I think five and a half is probably the play. Come home, baby. What are we doing like a three, two, one go? All right, who's saying it.

We had two? We're at two. I've already had, this is my third T, Bob. I'm working on three. If only had bigger hands, you may be able to finish it a little faster. He ain't doing it. You ain't doing it. You ain't doing it.

You ain't doing it. You get three more burgers in 45 seconds, Steve Hobbs. That's it, four? That's it, not even four, three and a half. Hey, five. Let's go, jackets. Pick six for the jackets. Would you have three points?

Three and a half, baby. Let's go, jackets. They miss the damn PAT, though. I swear, there's one position that needs to disappear. Kickers. Kickers and punters can go away. You good? I was a little disappointed. I was a little disappointed. Yeah, okay. Let's see. Aaron Murray do a two-minute slider down.

I've already, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've already had three. I've already had three. This man counts his macros. I'm already a little full. I'm already a little full. He counts his macros. Do a minute. Do a minute. No. See how many you get down the minute. I'm not trying to get fatigued. I'm trying to go to the casino tonight. I don't want to get tired. Hey, gonna stay awake. Wow.

I stay awake. Oh my God. Where we going? I fucking hate LaBears. Lebears. Who's going to? Hey, who's going to meet you on the blackjack table tonight? Let's go.

Come on. Let's go. Competitive eating. And yet all y'all, I'm like the Chris Farley dancing clown. I just keep getting forced to do competitive eating that I have no desire to do. Because it always ends like this. And disappointment. You all have been warned by Joey Chestnut, and you think it's easier than it is.

But none of you have ever tried to eat as many sliders as you can for two minutes straight. It's fucking brutal. It's awful. I thought I was going to choke. I had like a mini panic attack at the first minute that I was really going to die here on stage. Yeah! Let's go check. Rambling wreck, baby.

Oh, my God. I'm sweating. You good? Yeah, I'm good, dude. Woo! Nice. This beer has a lot of burgers. Dutritus floating around in there right now.

Nothing like a little meat with your Coors Light sip. Hell yeah, I do. Good shit, boy. Good shit. Sponsor off the bench. There you go. Curz Light. That's disgusting.

I'm eating the burger out of the beer. All right. Look, hey, thank you all so much. To everyone who came out for the live show tonight, obviously, I will only speak for myself, but, you know, I love that the volume and snaps has given us this opportunity. It's, you know, I've been, dude, I was thinking about this the other day. I've been doing radio now for almost 10 years.

I'm in my Jesus year, 33 years old. I started this in like, in like 2013. It was a beneficiary of nepotism, did not deserve the opportunity that I got. I've tried to make most of it. And I was, like, ecstatic when the volume and Brum and everybody else and Logan, everybody from the volume called and wanted to do this show. And it's been, it's been awesome, man. And look, I know, look, right now we're at the ground floor of this thing, right?

And we're growing it. And so it's awesome seeing everyone out here tonight because it does feel like so intimate and close. And, yeah, just really special. So I'm very thankful to everybody who came out tonight, both from the volume team. Everybody. It's great beating. Everybody. Thank you.

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rate and review it, you know, all these other things that please the kind of algorithmic gods that rule our existence nowadays. Yes, eat more sliders. No more sliders. Which, oh, God. I can't breathe. But, okay, whatever. I'm rambling now. Thank you all so much.

This was awesome. Thank you to Papa Colin, volume, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Eric Murray for coming down. Thank you. Thank you. Straight from Boone, North Carolina to Baton, New, you.

before he's got to go back to Georgia. Yeah, back to potty, potty duty this weekend. Oh, yeah, Aaron. I'm potty training my two-year-old starting tomorrow. Major fuck up. That's why I'm going to the casino night and have a little bit of fun before the shitstorm this weekend.

A literal shit storm. Literally a shit storm. I ain't in the probably like, yes, dude, potty training sucks. You should have waited a week. Badrude is going to be awesome this weekend. Okay, but hey, huge thank y'all. And hell yeah.

Now, everybody place your bets on the Saints. do the same game parlay and let's win some money let's go dude hell yeah dude