The Herd with Colin Cowherd - What's Wright - NFL Week 14 Predictions: Texans-Chiefs, Eagles-Chargers, Bears-Packers, Ravens-Steelers, Colts-Jaguars

Episode Date: December 6, 2025

All lines provided by Hard Rock Bet.  Nick Wright shares his predictions for Week 14 of the NFL season in the 400th episode of What's Wright! The show starts with Nick and Damonza going through Nick's "Stay Away" games including Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and the Kansas City Chiefs taking on CJ Stroud's Houston Texans on Sunday Night Football in the biggest regular season game of Mahomes' career. And which way does Nick lean in the monster showdown between Jordan Love's Green Bay Packers and Caleb Williams' Chicago Bears? Next, Nick shares his five best bets of the week including Lamar Jackson's Baltimore Ravens taking on Aaron Rodgers' Pittsburgh Steelers, Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles vs. Justin Herbert's Los Angeles Chargers on Monday Night Football, and Trevor Lawrence's Jaguars battling Daniel Jones' Indianapolis Colts. Later, Damonza looks to extend his hot streak with his teaser and Nick mulls over The Offer from the producers! #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We went two, two, and one last week. And the reason I'm fine with it was the wins were decisive. And, well, we'll explain it to you. So for the year, we are one game over 500. That's a winning record, but not a profitable record because we're honorable gamblers. We incorporate the VIG. So we need to, you know, basically be at three and two weeks. the rest of the way to get into profitability by the end of the season.

That's certainly doable. We lost Kansas City minus three against Dallas. It was also personally, emotionally, and financially devastating. Chicago plus seven at Philly. We told you we thought the Bears could win outright. We told you we thought the Eagles offense did not deserve to be a touchdown favorite against any competent team. We were right.

We had Tampa minus three and a half at home against Arizona. that's a push, so be it. We had Cleveland plus six against the Niners. Two things on that game. One is, one of the downsides to doing these on a Thursday is snow was in the forecast on Thursday for that Sunday. By the time game rolls around, snow's not there anymore. So I wanted a weather game when I'm getting the points.

The other part of it is this. Kevin Stafansky, it's a 10-8 game. the Niners have done nothing offensively. What are you doing going for fourth downs in your own territory? That's what blew the game open. I don't feel badly about that pick. And when we, DeMontz, Seattle minus 10 and a half against Max Brosmer, I said it's one of those things that if you were here when I said it,

you would have done the little like close your eyes, wince thing, like, oh, that was mean. Because I said, I think they can cover as long as they, the 10 and a half, long as they get to 11. I was correct. Now they ended up getting to like 26, but I did not think Minnesota was going to be able to score a point with Max Brosmer against that Seattle defense.

That was correct. So 2-2 and 1 last week, the biggest weekend of games all year, six massive games. One happens tonight, but you guys are hearing this on Friday, so last night we don't know what happened in Cowboys Lions.

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We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Oh, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band.

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I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs. I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nas Reid. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense.

And when IT's friends stopped by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too. Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. He running up the court, licking his fingers, why he got the ball. Like, you go through a training camp with that, Isaiah. You figure it out real quick.

Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball. So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Keith Gianmanca seemed like a mild-mannered suburb. urban dad. But secretly, he became someone else, a master of disguise who went on a crime spree. At the time, did it seem like a crazy idea? It seemed very crazy. But I felt so desperate that I felt it was the quickest, easiest way out. Did you allow yourself to think about how it could

go wrong and what that might look like? No, I didn't want to manifest that. I was trying to manifest success. Every family has its secrets. But what happens when you discover that your dad has been living a double life? That is not the look of an innocent man. This is going to change my life and my family dynamic forever because everything that had existed prior in my reality is now untrue. Listen to Deep Cover the Family Man on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your Podcasts. Hey, I'm Joe Rodano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out,

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It's our last weekend with buys. Panthers, Patriots, Giants, Niners are not playing this weekend. Let's get to the games. We're not playing this weekend, DeMonte. First, Miami at New York, at the Jets. I'm sorry, Jets are two and a half point dogs. I looked long and hard at Miami here. And then I just asked myself,

a Miami team that needed a two-point conversion pick two to beat the Saints by four and avoid real disaster after giving up then an onside kick. Do they deserve to be road favorites, particularly in inclement weather, Tua in the cold?

Thinking about that long enough almost made me say, maybe I should take the Jets. And then I said to myself, maybe you just stay away from that game. So I stayed away. Next. Next, Tennessee at Cleveland, Cleveland's four-point favorites.

This is another one where I looked at it long and hard and I said, hold on, real quick, snap test. How many touchdown passes do you think Cam Ward has this year? He started all year. Six. Seven. Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah, not good. I mean, great guess by you. And I asked myself, Cam Ward against that Cleveland defense, Miles Garrett, you know, might get the sack record in this game. Needs three and a half sacks. Like, that's totally on the board. And I like the Cleveland defense. And I like the Cleveland running game. And then I had a quick moment of sobriety when I'm like, wait a minute.

I'm going to lay more than a field goal with. Shador Sanders and the Cleveland Browns? No, I'm not. But I'm also not betting the Titans if I'm not getting at least 14. And this one only be four. So for those reasons, I'm staying away. I think you like Cleveland in this spot. Am I correct? Yeah. I mean, no, no, no. Like, if I had to use this line, I don't think I would take either of them either. But if I had to take a side, it definitely would be Cleveland minus four. Yes. We're on the same page, but we're staying away. Next. Next is New Orleans at Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay's eight and a half point favorites.

Just a little too big of a line. New Orleans past defense has been sneaky good, and the bucks still a little banged up. This is a great example of bucks just have to win. They don't have to win by margin. But I also don't want to invest in Tyler Shuck on the road against a playoff team, so I'll just stay away from it. I would go New Orleans

I'm sorry, Tampa minus 8 and a half, but I'll stay away. Next. Next, Cincinnati at Buffalo. Buffalo's five and a half point favorites. Weird one. I could go either way. Anything could happen in that game. Correct.

Which is why we're staying away. I think Sinci could win outright. I think Buffalo could remind everyone since he's defense really stinks. And Josh Allen has one of those games where the get-up crew is erecting. statues on his behalf. Like I, and so I'm just going to stay away and watch it. It's good for the Chiefs if the Bengals win.

Again, it probably won't matter because the bills have a playoff spot all but locked up. It would take a real bills collapse. But it's, you know, it is good for the Chiefs if the Bengals win and they can win. But I don't believe the Bengals have full on turned around their defense. And if you've got, these are the two worst run defenses in football, or two of the three worst. The difference is, though, Buffalo has an elite running game.

Cincinnati does not. Buffalo's past defense is actually pretty good. I would lean Buffalo, but I'll stay away. Next. Next, we've got Denver at the Raiders. Raiders is seven and a half point dogs. Denver plays nothing but close games. but the Raiders offensive line is so awful

that you feel like that Denver defense is just going to eat them alive but we've seen these teams play I think it ended up being 10-7 when they played earlier this year I think that was a Thursday night game it was they beat them 10-7 on a Thursday night so I kind of want to grab the points but I also feel like the Raiders aren't going to be able to move the ball

So I'll just stay away from it. Next. Yeah, the Rams are the Cardinals. Cardinals, the eight-point dogs. Lean Rams feel like they have poured on potential because they want to get, you know, Drake May is off, Stafford at a rough week. May was excellent in a standalone game, get Stafford back atop the MVP pyramid, so to speak. But eight points in the divisional road game is too much.

I'll stay away. Next. Chicago at Green Bay. Green Bay, six and a half point. dogs or six and a half point favorite sorry i think the right side of this game is chicago i think that's the smart side but i just can't green bay coming off its best performance of the year chicago also coming off its best performance of the year feels like potential more likely for a let down spot for chicago i at seven and a half i would bet the bears

At six and a half, I'm just going to stay away. I think Green Bay wins by right around a touchdown. Next. Houston at Kansas City, Kansas City, three and a half point favorites. Yeah, listen, I got to see what the status of the Chiefs' offensive line is. But even if Taylor and Smith are playing, I'm not laying three and a half. I'm just not. Listen, the aura of invincibility.

Well, listen, the games have been. to matter. The aura of invincibility has been pierced. And I'm not like, I would love if I'm watching this game like, God, dog it, why didn't I bet the Chiefs? Nothing would make me happier, but staying away, staying away, staying away. And I don't know if it's good or bad that it's the night game. Like, it might be good in that I get to enjoy all day of football leading up to it might be bad that I can't enjoy all day of football because I'm just thinking about it, but that's the night game. All right.

Now some games. I really like four of these. And I'm, I kind of like the fifth. And a reminder, all our lines are from Hard Rock Bet. First one, DeMonse. First one, you got Jags plus two going up against Indie. All right. First of all.

The Jags have owned this matchup the last decade. They're 16, 3 and 1 against the spread against the cults. That is not super important, but it is noteworthy. I also think right now in their current forms, Jacksonville is better than Indy. Trevor's going to make some mistakes, but Jacksonville's at home, they're healthier, which they haven't been healthier than most teams all year.

Indy's past defense was such a problem. They traded two first round picks for Sauce Gardner. Sauce is out. Daniel Jones has a hairline fracture in his leg. Indy is very lucky that they're not already on a four-game losing streak. They needed overtime against the Falcons. That's their only one in their last four games. And the Jags can put like a real stranglehold on the division,

With a win here, I love the Jags. I think it should be Jacksonville minus two and a half. It's Jacksonville plus two. I'll take the Jags plus two. Yeah, I was surprised that Indy was favorier too. We got Pittsburgh plus six at Baltimore. It's Pittsburgh getting more than a field goal in a divisional game. A lot of points.

Just an auto bet. Considering what's been going on from Baltimore. Auto bet. Now, Mike Tomlin, was 13 2 and 2 against the spread as an underdog to the Ravens. He is now 134 and 2 against the spreads and underdog to the Ravens because he has lost the last two. But Lamar historically, last year he got over it a bit,

struggles mightily against Baltimore. Lamar is playing the worst football of his career. This is a desperation mode game for both teams. teams and I'm getting six whole points. It's just like maybe this is the year all the Tomlin trends end, above 500, all of it, and maybe this, you know, Baltimore just blows them out. But getting six points against what I think is a in flux Ravens team is just too much.

I'll take Pittsburgh plus six. This next one, DeMonze, is my favorite bet of the week. Favorite. Oh, this one, okay. Seattle minus seven. at Atlanta. I still don't think people get how good the Seattle defense is. And then I will remind you, they are playing Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Cousins, who I don't know that he wants to be out there anymore, man. Like, I mean, God bless him. That was maybe too harsh. And he just can't move. Now, he's played fine his last couple games. But the Jets defense and the Saints defense is not the Seahawks defense. And so listen, this is a long road trip, I understand. Seattle going all the way from the Pacific Northwest down to Atlanta.

But this is the type of game. Sam Darnold feels great in. In a dome, big favorite. Nobody's watching. he can cook. The Seattle defense is playing out of its mind. I think they will be covering by halftime and covering the entirety of the second half.

I'll lay the seven with Seattle. Next. Next, you got Washington plus two at Minnesota. Is Brosmer playing again? No, it's going to be J.J. McCarthy. Oh, okay. I JJ McCarthy's been terrible

he's been really bad sorry for our Paul who does a great job producing this show who's a Vikings fan I don't

so here's the thing on this one as of this recording and I understand the how many in a row of the commanders lost they've lost one two three They've lost six in a row. As of this recording, we don't know if Jaden is playing. So here is why I'm okay doing this.

If Jaden gets announced that he's playing, all of a sudden, Washington will be favored. And we have gotten free points. Even with Marietta playing, I think Washington, sorry Paul, has the better quarterback. I also think Jaden likely is going to play. So I understand that teams coming off a shutout are actually very live to cover the next week because usually the market really penalizes them.

But the team that just got shut out in this game is favor. And I understand they're like, ah, Brosmer is just not an NFL quarterback. Justin Jefferson doesn't seem happy. J.J. McCarthy has not been good all year. Washington, I think, is well-coached and showed real fight against Denver. I'll take Washington plus two. And now the one pick I feel anxious about. Philly minus three at the Chargers.

Listen, I think this is essentially going to be a Philly home game plus travel. Like, the Chargers will be in a silent count. I also trust the Philly D-line. I also don't know what Herbert's status is. With that said, Philly is the least trustworthy offense on any team that's not awful that I've seen in years. So I don't love laying points.

However, I think the overall roster talent plus health of the quarterbacks, plus quality of D-line versus O-line, so favors the Eagles. I'm going to be totally honest. There were only four picks I loved, and I'm rooting so hard for Philly. I might as well make it one of my picks, too, double down on it. So not great analysis there.

I'll be honest, but that's what I'm rolling with. So my five picks are, in order of confidence, I'm going to read them to you. Seattle, minus seven at Atlanta. Jacksonville, it says plus one and a half. It's actually plus two against Indy. Washington plus two at Minnesota, Pittsburgh plus six at Baltimore, and Philly minus three at the Chargers.

Those are my five picks. If we go five and oh, we're profitable for the year. If we go four and one, we're right at break even for the year. If we go three and two, we say above 500, but we're still not yet in profitability.

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remain active on the boost unlimited plan. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, huge news? We created our own podcast called, Hey, Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to a first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special. So how did we, How do we actually come up with a name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it.

We were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas,

and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smigel and friends.

Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. Help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, fam? It's Isaiah Thomas.

And I'm C.J. Toledano, and our podcast Point Game is about defining the odds. Like LeBron heading into the playoffs without Luca and Austin Reed. And finding ways to win no matter what. He's the smartest player to ever play the game. His IQ is at a level that we've never seen before. And he knows without Luca and Austin Reeves. I got to manipulate the game. We get a player's perspective on the challenges of the playoffs.

I think Joker's going to be exhausted this series because when they don't have Rudy in the lineup, he has to really guard guys like Nasree. He has to guard Julius Randall. And then he has to give us everything he gives us on the night-to-night basis on offense. And when IT's friends stop by, like Quentin Richardson, we dive into some playoff history too.

Steve Nash would get that thing. That man, hell get the flying. He run up the court, licking his fingers, why he got the ball like, after you go through a training camp with that Isaiah, you figure it out real quick. Get your ass up and down the court, and you're going to get the ball.

So listen to Point Game on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Keith Gianmanca seemed like a mild-mannered suburban dad, but secretly, he became someone else, a master of disguise who went on a crime spree. At the time, did it seem like a crazy idea? It seemed very crazy, but I felt so desperate that I felt it was the quickest, easiest way out. Did you allow yourself to think about how it could go wrong and what that might look like?

No, I didn't want to manifest that. I was trying to manifest success. Every family has its secrets. But what happens when you discover that your dad has been living a double life? that is not the look of an innocent man. This is going to change my life and my family dynamic forever because everything that had existed prior in my reality is now untrue. Listen to Deep Cover the Family Man

on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than me. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian, and recently I've become quite the helper myself.

And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're unqualified, On your phone, let it ring twice.

One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken suit. Hey, cream. Cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Coutura Podcast Network available on the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, DeManzai, let's go to your red, hot teaser. We were back up.

Last week we did a three-team eight-point teaser plus 100. We teased Dallas up to plus 11. They won. We teased Tampa Bay up to plus five. They won. And then we teased Chicago up to plus 15 and they won. Tampa Bay was a little scary. So I don't know if this makes you feel even better, but this would have won just as a parlay.

Yeah. I guess Tampa would have pushed, but you didn't even need those free, those extra eight points. 100% All right. Oh, wow. Getting aggressive here. Go ahead.

So we are, this is episode 400, so we thought that it would be nice to do a four leg teaser. Put a little bit of extra money in your pocket, you know, make a little bit spicier. So this week we've got a 14-8-point teaser for plus 160 instead of our usual plus 100.

We're going to be teasing Jacksonville up to plus 10, teasing Seattle to basically pick them at plus one, and then Pittsburgh up to plus 14. and then we got Cleveland up to plus four. I mean, I didn't look at your picks or anything, but I basically teased all your picks except for, like, one. So, I mean, I imagine you got to love it.

Oh, the Cleveland one, the one that was in your stayaways. Can I try to convince you? No, I do. I did. I honestly, I was thinking about Chicago and also Kansas City. No, no. Okay, which were you talking about? you. Tampa to a pick-em. Tampa's minus eight and a half against New Orleans. At home. Can I convince you to replace Cleveland with Tampa just to win?

Hold on. You think the Titans are about to make some noise? No, no, no. We're going to leave you like this. I'm lonely. The Cleveland Tech really scares you like that. I don't want anything. I just don't. I just don't. want anything to do with it. And if the Titans, if the Titans don't win this game, they're never winning again. I don't know. I just, I don't, I don't, I, it's fine. And if Shador loses this game, he'll probably, like, he's cooked.

No, they're going to win this game. You might. Okay. All right. I'm giving it a B minus. On your winning streak, I keep giving them B minuses. I'm giving it a B minus. Jacksonville plus 10, Seattle plus one.

I love them. Pittsburgh plus 14. Love it. Cleveland plus four. I'm terrified of it. That's a four-team eight-point teaser at plus 160. All right, touchdown, Jeannie. Yeah, so you went last week for Patrick Mahomes on a rushing touchdown for plus 400.

That did not cash, and that was the first not-injury-related touchdown, Jeannie that we had. And the staff tried to have me do Kelsey, and that one did cash, and I didn't listen to him. I feel badly about it. Hey, they know what's best. What do you know, do you have anybody this week? I'm taking a week off. Taking a week off. Taking a week off from touchdown, Jeannie.

I feel badly about breaking our streak. Because I also screwed everyone on the offer. You can tell everyone what happened, but I screwed up. Yes. So the offer last week was Kareem Hunt and Rishie Rice to hit their overs, their yardage overs, and that cashed. But you didn't like it and you went with Hunt's under and Rice is over. And that did not hit, obviously, because the first did.

Yeah. So it's bad job by me. I'm going to make it up to the audience with this. So this week's, oh, so yeah, go ahead, sorry. This week, thanks to our friends at a Hard Rock Bet, because this is our 400th episode, they have multiple markets they made for us. One is, will any quarterback this weekend throw for 400 yards, that's available at plus 400.

So you don't need to pick the quarterback, just any. quarterback will sub ony throw for 400 yards and get that at plus 400 and then the one I love a special market against that beleaguered cult's secondary Trevor to throw for 400 at 60 to 1 the Prince takes control of the division 60 to 1 we've seen him go over 370 before I don't, you know, it has to be the combo of you expect a high scoring game, a back and forth game, and you expect a bunch of yards and a bad defense involved. I'm doing it.

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