The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 129 | "Um"

Episode Date: September 20, 2017

Kevin Hart, Triple G, Hip Hop Honors, KD, Kyrie, and more! Sleeper Picks of the Week: Mal: V Don x Lil Eto Ft. Meyhem Lauren "High" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxFiGPS-Ck Rory: Kevin Ross "Don't Go" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kFncdOdHIw Joe: Sabrina Claudio "Belong To You" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eug7Qv8iKY

My old thing for the off the back. Yeah, I got to come to Henny Palooza's just to watch Drunk Ice because that's worth the admission price. If you think I've never seen Drunk Ice before in my life. No, no, I'm saying in that setting. I think we got some settings to beat Henny Palooza where Ice has performed. I have video on my phone of Drunk Ice. Yo, Ice. Serenading a young lady.

Ice is single now, so we should be able to tell these stories, right? Is he? I don't want to throw one of those. Oh, yeah, we don't. You never know.

I don't know. How come you never know when niggas are single? What's up with you niggas, man? You know I'm single. That is true. All right, let me see here. Mom.

You have no idea how funny this is. This is funny. I i'm laughing now i ain't even placed yet all right mic check mic check no no no microphone check one two one two microphone check one two one two we are back i was damn sure about to say i'll name this podcast later did y'all see that there's a will name this podcast later yeah i didn'tall see that there's a will name this podcast later? Yeah, I didn't think we were going to fucking give them any shine. Of course we are. I'm going to shoot them niggas when I say that.

That shit will be going tomorrow. Jessica and Jimmy? I think that's their names. Jimmy? Jessica and something. Jimmy took over y'all's shit? Wait, what? Oh, my God.

Jessica and something. It's a guy and a girl. I will fuck Jimmy up. Will name this podcast later. Yeah, I don't want to plug car. I will fuck Jimmy up. We'll name this podcast. Yeah, I don't want to plug them. They won't get that far. Yeah,

that's horrible. Fuck that, I'm not plugging them niggas. Niggas might go look for that shit now. That's what I was saying. I didn't bring that shit up. Rewind,

rewind, Park. We'll start from here. All right. No, no, no Joe Budden. Microphone check, one, two, one, two, we are live, the Joe Budden Microphone check

1 2 1 2 We are live The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 129 I'm guessing Probably around there Yeah 129

I'm gonna roll with that That's correct I'm tired of the fucking 20s I'm sick of it Episode 129 The Joe Budden Podcast To my left is Rory A.K.A. McGregor

A.K.A. Canelo anyone that's boxed in the last three months you mad niggas you were somebody else on channel id me and sim was watching but anyway every light-skinned person with a beard though so that's true too uh i'm mad niggas i'm you know what's funny i'm niggas that don't even look like me niggas call me swiss i don't look anything like swiss that's a bit of a reach but for joke purposes that's kind of funny whatever it works to my left is worried uh to my right is mall to my uh at at what is this two o'clock or one o'clock at two o'clock it's parks at what is this ten o'clock at ten o'clock is chris chris has got really snazzy clothes on today very trendy a lot

of zippers on the shirt uh shout out to the YouTube viewership, everybody watching there. Yeah, this guy's got man, what's up with this shirt? Is that a pocket? Do you unzip that part? Wait. You expose your titties that way? That is a nice shirt. Oh, no, no. No, no, no.

Wait, that is a nice shirt though. But wait, is that a pocket? Is that a pocket? Oh, wait, is that a pocket? Is that a pocket? Oh, it's not even a pocket? Oh, man. Zara got a chill. Zara don't even get it. That shit is gnarly.

That ain't even a fucking pocket. Anyway, Chris's shirt is real nice. Shout out to everybody on YouTube, and we rocking. How's everybody doing? Y'all good? Wonderful. Good. I feel like it's been a long week.

I've been anxiously awaiting this podcast Me too I wanted to do one over the weekend I swear to God Me too I'm serious Me too Why you ain't hear me then? We could have kicked it

Yeah, no, we just keep the same shit Oh, shit, man More content is more content God damn it But what were you so passionate about? I was trying to Let me just fill you in on a secret We were trying to guess What you were passionate about? I was trying to Let me just fill you in on a secret We were trying to guess

What you were passionate about I saw your tweet about you needing Seven minutes You just need seven minutes alone That's it And not deal with a thing And not answer the phone That's it

So I said what the fuck is more I want to fucking Yap about Just a lot of clown shit going on out here It's like a war between Like the cornballs and the real niggas man And it needs to be addressed. Well, let me help you.

Real niggas have lost that war. Right. Ten years ago. A long time ago. Wait, most of the internet came out. It was over. Shit is crazy, bro.

Mall is just getting the memo that we lost that. I mean, it's just, I'm sick of it, though. I'm just sick of it. I watched it for a while and I just sat back and I don't really say shit.

I'm just sick of it. There's too many corny niggas out here running around and just, they need to beas out here running around and they need to be checked. Niggas need to be checked. Oh, damn. I was about to segue, but do we want to start so aggressively? No, no, no. We're going to get into that later.

We'll get into it later. We're going to get into that later. Yeah, that was... Damn, I have goosebumps now. Jesus. I can't wait to hear it. You just finished saying that you hate when niggas call you and say... No, we're going to get into it, but we ain't

gonna start with that. Alright, alright, cool. Rory, how are you? I'm wonderful. How are you? I'm well. There was no Henny Palooza anything anywhere, right, this weekend? No, no, there was not. We was chilling. Oh, no, you was at... Oh, you had a busy weekend. Oh, no, I was out. I was definitely out. I just wasn't at Henny Palooza.

Okay. I did Meadows Friday, so Hove again okay which which was better his sets are certainly improving uh with the new i mean of course he knows his old hits but with the new 444 shit definitely better than uh made in america okay this tour is gonna be worth a ticket purchase when does that start the tour it's a good question. I don't know. I think maybe October. I also recently saw that there's a Cam tour happening. Hmm?

A Cam Ron tour? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Cam just put up dates. I'm going to try to make the T-neck show. Interesting. Yeah, I want to see that.

There's a lot to discuss. I don't even know where to start guys Let me pull up the list To see where we can begin We need to pray for Kevin Hart That's all I'm gonna say I don't know if we Do we wanna start with Kevin Hart? I don't know if I wanna start

Let's start Hip Hop Honors Did y'all watch the Hip Hop Honors? I'm not starting with the fucking Hip Hop What type of cornball are you? See? What do you wanna end with that? No That's your final joke?

Is the Hip Hop Honors? No I don't wanna start with that? No. That's your final joke is the hip hop honors? No, I don't want to start with the fucking hip hop honors. I only even caught the hip hop honors because it tailed loving hip hop. And I want to talk about that too. Let's talk about the fight. Maul, who owes who money in this bed of ours? You owe me money. How do you think that was going to end?

Because you know that wasn't a split. 118 to 110 was fucking ridiculous. Triple G definitely won that, but it was a phenomenal fight. He won the fight, man. That was bullshit. But I get it. Vegas has to win. They just gave McGregor and Mayweather all that money a couple weeks ago.

They need to rematch. They definitely need to rematch. I get it. But come on. 118 to 110 is fucking ridiculous, man. Who owes who money? You owe me money. You know that Triple G won that fight.

I saw your tweets. I know where you were leaning during the fight. I know how you was feeling. You know that Triple G was winning that fight. You know that. But it was a split. It was, I mean, the refs say, but you know in your heart,

when you woke up this morning and looked in the mirror, you know Triple G won that fight. I have no idea what's in my heart. You know Triple G won that fight. That line doesn't affect's in my heart. You know Triple G won that fight. That line doesn't affect me. I'm all out. Let's just be real.

You my man. It's split. We can go to the rematch. We can double down on the rematch. Okay, so my new question, since you want to tap dance, Gregory Hines, in a split, who owes who money? I'm not asking you about our opinion on who won the fight. In a split, nobody owes nobody money.

I just want to be perfectly clear and have that document. But you know that Triple G won that fight. Listen. You have two eyes and a brain. You saw the fight. That's a matter of opinion. Yeah, I'm not trying to argue

with you about opinions. I'm just not trying to do that. I just want to go on what we, you know what, let's put our biases, that's a word, right? Yeah. Or is it bias?

I think bias is plural and singular. Yeah, I think so too. I think so too. I wasn't in school that day when they went over there. I still can't do long division to this day. I think Rory's right. Fucking, you know, bias aside, this was a great fight. It was a great fight.

This was a really, really, really good fight. And it's funny, as we speak about this, look, Happy Trails, Adelaide Bird, they're getting her the fuck out of here. 118 to 110 is ridiculous, man. That was crazy. Yeah, but that don't mean that Triple G won the fight.

I got mad sexist remarks. I thought it was a pretty even fight. I'm only a casual boxing fan. I thought it was... How was it an even fight when Triple G landed way more punches?

But they were little punches. I had it around 8-6 as far as rounds. Floyd Mayweather wins every fight throwing those same little jabs. He doesn't win on power punches. Floyd Mayweather doesn't knock anybody out. He wins on points. Just tapping you, that's a point.

So now when Triple G does it, it's a draw? Man, Triple G was getting his ass kicked. I don't know what fight you saw. What? Triple G was getting fucked up. His ass kicked? He just also was fucking up homeboy. Come on, man.

Stop it. He was definitely not getting his ass kicked. He took a lot of big hits, though. He wasn up. His ass kicked. He just also was fucking up homeboy. Come on, man. Stop it. He was definitely not getting his ass kicked. He took a lot of big hits, though. He wasn't getting his ass kicked, man. Oh, maybe you didn't see his face after the fight. I don't know what fight you saw. Did you see Floyd's face after the Pacquiao fight? Yeah.

Did you see his mouth? He had to sip Coca-Cola through a straw. Yo, Maul, I don't know what chick of yours Floyd fucked. You got it out for Floyd. I don't care about Floyd. I'm just saying it. Why we always bring up Floyd? Because it's okay when it happens to Floyd. I don't care about Floyd. I'm just saying. Why we always bring up Floyd? Because it's okay when it happens to Floyd.

People don't talk about it. But when it happened to Triple G, he lost the fight. Look at his face. Look at Floyd's face after the Pacquiao fight. I'm just saying Canelo still looked club ready. That's all I'm saying. Okay. So what does that mean?

That means he didn't lose the fight? A lot of fighters after they fight Floyd look club ready. Floyd wins the fight. None of them ever look club ready after a Floyd fight. Name one person who looks club ready. People look fucked up after they win the fight? Come on, man. You know what I'm saying about club ready?

Club ready means not a scratch on you. All right, what boxing match you know that not a scratch on you? Every single Floyd fight, I look after the fight and say, damn, Floyd can go right to the club right now.

He look like that after the Pacquiao fight? I was going to say. Yeah. No, he didn't. Nigga probably went to the club. No, he didn't. No, I'm sure he went to the club

after every one of them. His mouth was sitting all the way in California. You the only nigga that has Pacquiao. His whole mouth was swollen. You're the only person that has Pacquiao

winning that fight. I never said Pacquiao won the fight. I'm just saying, Floyd Mayweather's mouth was swollen. You're the only person that has Pacquiao winning that fight. I never said Pacquiao won the fight. I'm just saying Floyd Mayweather's mouth was fucked up. He was at the press conference after the fight sipping Coke through a straw. You might be the only person I know that even brings up Pacquiao still. Okay. What does that mean?

What does that have to do with this fight? What I'm saying about this fight, you just said Triple G got fucked up. He didn't get fucked up. I'm saying I wasn't mad at the split. I don't agree. I didn't get the split because Triple G is a knockout artist. He didn't get fucked up. I'm saying I wasn't mad at the split. I don't agree. They gave him a split because Triple G is a knockout artist.

He didn't knock him out. For the sport of boxing, I wasn't mad at the split at all. They need part two, especially with where boxing is right now. You could get a rematch if somebody won.

You could still get a rematch if somebody won the fight. Yeah, but the rematch makes much more sense after a draw. You don't have to. There's way more money coming in.

It doesn't have to be a draw to have a rematch. I don't know where people get that from. No, I agree with you, but you don't think there's more money if it's after a draw. You don't have to. There's way more money coming in. It doesn't have to be a draw to have a rematch. I don't know where people get that from. No, I agree with you, but you don't think there's more money if it's after a draw?

No. There's a lot more suspense after a draw. No, it's a lot more suspense after this draw because people know that this wasn't a draw. All right,

you proved my point. They were booing Canelo after the fight. I don't know what fight you saw. Maybe the fight was on FX. I don't know. I don't know what fight you saw. Where were they booing Canelo after the fight. I don't know what fight you saw. All right. Maybe the fight was on FX. All right. I don't know.

I don't know what fight you saw. Where were they booing Canelo after the fight? When he was speaking in the ring after the fight. You're right. They did boo him a little bit. Yeah, I know I'm right. They booed him. I didn't know if they were booing him.

They booed him because they know he lost the fight. He lost that fight. It was more of a Triple G crowd. Look at the punch that. As is when he walked in, you can tell. My thing is look at the punch that. So he's going to get booed. Just look at the punch that. Okay. No, I agree that Triple G won. Look at the punch that. As is when he walked in, you can tell. My thing is look at the punch that. So he's going to get booed. Just look at the punch that.

Okay. No, I agree that Triple G won. I'm on that side. Listen, let's take a second here and so I can tell you guys about how I did admire Triple G. That nigga goes straight to the fight. It ain't no dancing

and dodging around with him. Right. He's getting right to the business. Right. He looked like he was fatigued for two rounds and then magically he looked right back to the business. He looked like he was fatigued for two rounds, and then magically he looked right back to the business. He took a couple shots, too, and just ate them shits. Well, on the load, a nigga's face is like the thing.

I would assume that he could take a punch or two. Listen, just go look at Teddy Atlas's review of the fight. No. He's one of the few people in boxing that I totally respect. I'm not going to read anybody who agrees with you, so. What are you talking about?

He was just breaking down the whole sport of boxing. It's particular to this fight, but he was just talking about boxing in general. How it's crooked and how it's just follow the money trail.

That's all sports, by the way. And a sports writer tweeted a week before the fight to pay attention to Adelaide Byrd's judging. He tweeted that a week before the fight. Once the judges' names came out. Because top-ranked had called her out before or something of that nature. They were whiling about something about $30K ending up in her bank account after some fight.

Some while. They've been on this shit for a little while. Come on, they said the same thing about Karen Civil. Even if she would have said that. I don't know, man. Don't say that about Karen. Come on, they said the same thing about Karen Civil. Even if she would have said it. I don't know, man. Don't say that about Karen. I'm saying that's what they said about Karen. I'm not just buying everything that they say about people that stole $30,000.

Fuck yeah, I love Karen. She didn't steal it. I'm not talking about Karen. I'm talking about the girl. She got paid off to judge a fight that way. That's the same thing they said about Karen. Why was her bank record just public? Who, Karen?

No. Oh. I don't know what y'all talking about. We're talking about showing that it was the judge. Oh, okay. I don't know anything about that. They were saying on ESPN, I forgot who it was, that like 30K just ended up in her bank account. Granted, I don't know how they found out.

That sounds like some bullshit. I don't know if they checked her Venmo timeline. It was like 30K sent to you for judging. Yeah, fuck out of here. Well, first of all, it's going to cost sent to you for judging. Yeah, fuck out of here. Well, first of all, it's going to cost a bit more for me to throw the fight. A 30k

for a boxing match? Right. That's garnering a fucking half a billion? Right. Fuck out of here, 30k. Yeah. Exactly.

No, that's not happening. That was the parking fee. That was just the first payment. Yeah, that could have been it. That was a shit. So after the fight, the thing, what's homeboy's name?

Fucking Turtle G. Boy, that nigga slow as shit. Who? Turtle G. Who's that? Triple G. Why you call him Turtle G? Because he's slow as shit. Turtles are slow. See what I did? Oh, that's the name you gave him.

I'm naming him that more. I'm not talking shit about either of those guys. Fuck you up. Did you watch Triple G versus Jacobs in March? Or whatever month, February, March? No. He looked a lot more spry. I don't know how many months he takes off, but Jacobs, he was...

Granted, Jacobs is not as good as Canelo, but he was fucking Jacobs up and looked way quicker. Triple G's punches land, his jabs land like fucking hooks. And he just didn't have that against Canelo. So I don't know if he's just kind of out of gas. He just didn't land a big right hand all night. That's all it was. But Triple G's jabs land

much heavier than what they did on this. Fax Kellerman over here. I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about the fight. Look at this fucking this. Fax Kellerman over here. I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about the fight. Look at this fucking guy. Fax Kellerman. Fax Kellerman is funny. I'm sorry.

Were we talking about the fight? Should we not talk about the fight? Or should we argue about something else? Every time niggas get a good joke on Rory, he try to bring logic in. Fuck what you talking about. Fax Kellerman is funny. Stop interrupting us.

What's up with this nigga? You were saying? Oh, no. That's all I had to say. That was the end of the shit. I stopped and then you spoke. No. Fine. Well, what were we talking about? The fight. So, Triple G, right? Just as I was complimenting him

after the fight on how he goes straight to the fight, they asked him some shit. Because first of all, he didn't answer nothing they asked him. Everything they asked him, he just started freestyling some shit. I couldn't understand a word he was saying. The only thing he said in English was, I want you to fight. That's all he said in English. Tyson was great for that, but it was in English.

Tyson was great for that, but it was actually in. Huh? Tyson was great for that, but it was actually in English. That motherfucker never answered a question after a fight. Yeah, homeboy was just saying. He was going his own rant. He didn't care what the fucking guy said. He already had what he wanted to say out. Bunch of Muslim shit, and rest in peace to my friends. I'm going to eat his children,

and I'm out of here. Mike going to fuck you up. I'm a Mike Tyson stand. Way to clean that up, Rory. Word. Where did he purchase those please so fast? All right, so I don't care

about the fight anymore. As soon as the rematch happens, I'm purchasing it. It'll be a full year. I am buying it immediately. They have my money. I think I'm done with purchasing fights.

Boxing is too crooked, man. Oh, this Teddy Adler's guy has really shaped your vision. No, it is, though. You're living in America. It is, though. Everything you breathe is crooked. Yeah, but boxing, they don't even try to mask it in boxing, though. They don't try to mask it in America.

Our president is Donald Trump. Fuck out of here. And he's not trying to mask it. Yeah, but I don't, I mean, away from that. I'm just talking about, it's just, boxing is just, I see why UFC is on the rise, though. I can see it. That'll be tainted soon. I can see it. That'll be tainted soon.

I can see it. It's not already. You can't continue to watch fights and shit like that happen. I even seen people on Tarmac saying, this is why boxing is going to shit. Because it's like, come on, man. Yo, Maul is like the deep drug dealer. What you mean? Yo, somebody on Twitter said that you're the ghost of weed. I not the ghost of anything i'm not the ghost of anything i don't understand why this is the narrative about me

the ghost of weed i'm not the ghost of anything that's funny though that they said that that's not funny and any nigga that wears this is this a nautica jacket no this is nike stone island oh same thing anybody that wears this and matches it with the yellow and those Jordans is a drug dealer. No, it's just black and gray. No, I'm talking about the yellow, nigga. The yellow, nigga. The fucking, knock it off. There's a lot going on.

Knock it off, mall. Oh, my God. What's on the dad hat? Colorblind. What's that? It's BJ's clothing line. Oh, yeah. Got it, got it, got it. What's on the dad hat? Colorblind. What's that? It's BJ's clothing line. Oh, yeah. Got it, got it, got it.

All right. So that happened. The fight happened. What did we get? Medals. Man, let's just delve into it, man. Let's just get right to the shits, man. No?

I thought we were into the shits already. No, I mean the shits. You want to start now? Now the show starts? Let's get to the shits. All right, now the show starts. I think we got the opening music, too. That'll be a good way to mean the shit. You want to start now? Now the show starts? Let's get to the shit. All right, now the show starts. I think we got the opening music, too. That'll be a good way to start this shit.

Oh, wait, do we want to get aggressive first, or you want to talk about Kevin Hart? Whatever y'all want to do, man. I want to hear the rant. I want to hear Moe's rant. I'm on the edge of my seat. You want to hear my rant? Yeah, I'm on the edge of my seat. Does it have to do with Kevin?

No, it has to do with clowns, right? Just clown niggas, man. Listen, man. You can't make a bunch of money, right? And this is to, you know, I'm going to try not to put no names out there. Oh, damn it. But it's just a lot of clown nigga shit going on, right? You can't make upwards of $200 million

and be hating. You can't make upwards of $200 million and be pillow talking. Shit has to stop somewhere. Wait, you can't pillow talk? Not when you have $200 million in your account.

You shouldn't pillow talk when you have $2. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No pillow talk when you have $2 wait wait wait no no no $2 slow down gentlemen wait are we against pillow talking

no no no hold on hold on let me get you are king pillow talk hold on hold on no no no are we getting into this again no no no

pillow talk will you just say some shit that you want to just say it pillow talk it's what you pillow talking about though you can have pillow talk with the lady I'm talking about the pillow talk when you talk about other men right that's pillow talk you can't do that laying

your head on a pillow with a woman yeah no no we're not talking about yeah i'm talking about talk about other men other men in the bed right well you have the girl already fam you have you in bed oh and see that's a different context he's talking that's yeah that's i'm not saying you can't talk to the lady in bed no it's what you're talking about you should not's talking about. Yeah. I'm not saying you can't talk to the lady in bed. No. It's what you're talking about. You should not be talking about other men while you have the lady that you think

that she might be feeling this other guy that you're talking about. You can't kick his back in and throw dirt on his name when you're in bed. You got her already. You could.

Nah, but that's corny though. That's corny. That's super corny. That's corny as fuck. That's reserved for cornyness. Is it it still it's still and forever will be i don't i i agree with you yeah i know that i'm a weirdo it's corny man niggas gotta stop what i'm saying is i don't know if everybody else is operating under that they certainly need to be there's certain shit that just always will forever remain but that's the problem.

It's a lot of freestyling. Like, niggas have lost the guidelines. It's no out of bounds no more. Niggas is playing jail ball. And that's actually how I know they fucking whack bitches. Because I don't understand how women could sit there and listen to a man talk about another man when y'all ass naked laying in bed. 200 million. And think that shit is cool.

200 million. Courtney motherfucking have money. She'll listen to anything but 200 million. That's a good point. First of all, I know I'm getting old because Rory just said bitches and that shit just sounded like the strongest word ever. That's number one.

Number two, just for the sake of the podcast, I'm going to try to play devil's advocate. Well, play it. I'm with that right now. If I have $200 million, which I don't, I've never had that. So I just want to be clear in case the fucking stick-up boys are listening.

You know what's funny? The fucking stick-up boys ain't even sticking up anymore. What are the stick-up boys doing with themselves? They scam your credit card from their own home. Oh, whoa. I don't want to meet one of them. That's a dual threat. A stick-up scammer? Yes. Oh, man. No, I don't want no smoke them. That's a dual threat. A stick-up scammer? Yes. Oh, man. No, I don't want no smoke with a stick-up scammer.

Run your fucking ATM pin. Are you kidding me? Alright, so anyway, what were we just talking about? I had a point I was getting to. You were playing Devil's Advocate. Oh, Devil's Advocate. Mo, if I have $200 million and you get one of my women and then I know it,

I gotta hate a little bit. What are you hating on? You won in life, nigga. You got $200 million. No, no, no. What you mean no? Do you like this girl? I'm sharing a girl with you.

I have $200 million. I live in my arrogance. I like all of my girls. Yeah, but that's not how this goes. No, no, no. That's not how this goes, though. I'm stepping into the brain of someone who... And I'm breaking it down for your brain.

All right, so tell me. You can't do that. I don't... There's no... I don't care. It's not even about... You have to follow certain guidelines and certain rules at all times. As a man.

It's just certain things men just cannot do. If we subscribe to that theory, which you and I do... Right. I'm talking about the new every man should be subscribed to it every man you corny just thinking about a man with a girl you should not another man is involved you should not be talking shit about no other dude to a female you shouldn't be especially when you're laying down with and you got her already you shouldn't i don't even care if you don't have her yeah even

if you don't have her okay here all right so let me introduce this here right and let's just delve deeper for a second and women stop laughing at corny niggas jokes just because they got money stop doing that shit well you're fighting an uphill battle stop doing that shit man that shit is. It's okay to tell a nigga with money he corny. It's okay. It's okay. Well.

It's okay is what I'm saying. No. You can tell a nigga he's corny just because he got money on him he's not corny. stop thinking girls are funny until they beat. Nah, man.

It's not gonna happen. Nah. It needs to happen. You know a girl is not corny. Stop laughing at these corny niggas, man. This shit is not.

Stop giving these corny niggas life. Okay, but let me ask you a question. I'm just playing devil's advocate. How do you know he's not funny come on man i don't know i don't know you sit in the room and you hear niggas talking crack jokes and you see a bunch of women laugh you don't be saying to yourself that wasn't even that funny come on man i'm not no hater i'm not a hater if shit is funny i laugh but when it's. If shit is funny, I laugh. If shit is funny, I laugh.

But when it's not. Yo, if shit is funny, I laugh. Yeah, I laugh. But when it's not, and you see everybody else laughing, you like, yo. But why she can't think it's funny? That shit ain't nobody ever roast me. Let's be clear. No, no, no.

No, they didn't roast him. But what happened was somebody said something, and she laughed. No, it's just that I've been sitting back. And you saw her laugh. And you were like, come on, ma. Nah, I've been sitting back watching shit for a while. And it's like, yo, it's really no more. God, niggas is out here just freestyling, doing whatever they want.

To backtrack on that point, here's where you and I can relate. Joe, you out of this. We always had to really be funny or really do something dope for women to notice us. Ball players had money. They was tall. They could just do whatever, and women are going to go there rappers included in there we actually had to be funny have great personalities and do dope shit for those type of women to notice us so naturally we may be a bit salty no but it's not the 200 million dollar guy

walk no no no no say uh why did the chicken cross the road and every bitch in the room is laughing no no no you got me wrong i'm not see it's not even about the money. It's just... I've had to be funny. It's not even about that. My thing is, it's like chicks just be giving a pass to niggas because they got money. I mean, that's the way the world works, though, unfortunately. But that's fucking corny. That's corny, though. It's okay to tell a nigga with money that, yo, fam, you're corny.

I fuck with you, but you a corny nigga. But you also have to look at the type of women that you're talking about. I'm going to play that with Advocate again. Play that with Advocate, Joe. The woman in here makes- But that's them hustling. Yeah. All right, you're kind of getting what I'm saying.

You can't knock the hustle. You got to look at the type of women- That ain't them hustling. That is hustling. That ain't them hustling. If you laughing at $200 million homeboys joke, it's not really funny. Hey, let me tell you something. See, Maul is a gentleman.

I am not. This is what a lot of you athlete niggas do. And I'm going to say that here because a lot of you athlete niggas listen to this podcast. Y'all tell me when I see y'all. So that is my next point to you, Maul. Yo, we want tickets if you're listening. I know I'm not never going in no fucking game. No way. I'm going to be in my living room. I don't want never going in no fucking game. No way.

I'm going to be in my living room. I don't want any tickets from you guys. But give them to Rory. Leave them at Will Call. Now, Maul. Plus one, plus one, plus one. Isn't that locker room culture? What?

Laughing at a corny joke? No, no, no, no. Niggas kicking niggas' backs in. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm addressing it. Because it needs to be. Because for too long, it's no, no. Niggas kicking niggas' backs in. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm addressing it. Because it needs to be, because for too long, it's gone without people, somebody saying something about it.

And it's like, now it's almost like the norm. And that shit is not cool. Stop talking about other men to females. Stop doing it. If that's how you got to draw a woman's attention, fam, you got to go back to the drawing board. You got to come up with another game. Listen, I tell niggas all the time, hey, holla at whoever you want to holla at that know me. Just don't use my name to do it.

Don't use my name. Don't say my name. You should never even be speaking about my man. Well, that was when I was in the mix. My jersey was in the sky. I'm retired. I don't know if I want the type of chicks that that works on. No, it's not that you want them chicks. I don't want if I want the type of chicks that that works on. No, it's not that you want, it's not that you want them chicks.

I don't, I don't want any of these girls. I'm just saying like, you sit back and you see shit and it's like, No, y'all, no, y'all want to fuck a few of them. All right.

Come on, let's just keep it. Come on, record. Yeah, but, wanting to fuck them and wanting them is two different things though. Wanting to fuck them and wanting them

is two different things though. Yeah, no, that's, I don't want any of them. Now, would I fuck a few of them? Of course, they're attractive women. That's what separates men and women. We could like something and not want it.

That separates men and women. Yo, I see where both of y'all are about to head. And let me just tell y'all, y'all opening Pandora's box. But that's what needs to happen. We need to open Pandora's box. It needs to be spoken about. I'm sorry. It's too much clown shit going on out here.

Niggas think because they got money, it's pass is available. No, man. Money don't make you a real nigga. And that's where the narrative is fucked up. That don't make you real. No, it don't make you real. But real is not real. Some of the realest niggas I know are broke.

But you know what? They got a lot of loyalty, honor, honor ethics there's a lot of clowns that they won't do you naming a bunch of shit that don't look good or sound good in instagram caption fuck instagram i don't live outside i'm just telling you look at the world when you don't got morals you can make some money i agree with you let me know very clear i know you agree with me i know but we kicking it yeah i understand i'm with you on all this but i'm just i just got to get it out there i just got to put it in the universe you know unfortunately and listen i i make these jokes but a lot of these jokes i i get from you these traits these characteristics that you speak of

they are not attractive on instagram so that's not that's not what's attracting the women but that's the problem though that's the problem we got to stop living for instagram women don't even want to hang out with you, my nigga, if the picture won't be good. Oh, that's a fact. If it's not a photo op, she ain't coming through. She's not coming through to hang out if it's not a photo op. Who going to be this?

Ladies, I'm sorry if y'all thought that because Kevin Hart cheated, we was siding with y'all. We're not. Nah. It's still men's rights nigga but this is the perfect segue to talk about this so let's not let's not delve right into it let's deal with her for a little bit is she leaving never well okay let me take that back not never but not for this. Elaborate. Kevin Hart cheated.

Air quotes. Right? He cheated. Mm-hmm. I don't think she'll leave because it's like, okay, you cheated. You were a man. You had a man moment. Is it fucked up?

Yes. Is she going to leave, though? No, because part of being married is working through problems. They're married, right? Yes. 100 up? Yes. Is she going to leave, though? No, because part of being married is working through problems. They're married, right? Yes. 100%? Yes. It's working through problems and working through, you know, when you take your vows,

it's through thick and thin. Well, he also broke those vows in that. Absolutely. She could make that case. Why would I work through it when you were the first person to break a vow? She can. You're absolutely right. But do I think she will leave? No.

I think this is what I think. And granted, if there are any women listening, let me qualify all of this with this is a room of five men. Yeah. So let me just say that. So let me just say that. But what I will say is I think that a lot more women would tolerate cheating than even they would like to admit. It's when it comes with the egg on the face that it makes things a bit more complicated. I think women are much more scared of the fact of being embarrassed in public than the actual act of cheating don't women just

don't want to be embarrassed hold up i'll interrupt my point to make the same point differently egg on the face is yeah yeah embarrassment yeah i don't think that i just don't want to be embarrassed okay but i saw a guy raise this point right and he was joking but i thought it was a profound point and the women are going to kill me for this. But I just am opening dialogue. The guy said, no girl wants to be embarrassed, but it's never the guy telling everybody everything. Right.

That's a fact. That's a fact. No, you know why that is? Because a certain something. That was genius when I read it. I was like, you know what? is? Because a certain something... That was genius when I read it. I was like, you know what? Damn it. He's right.

And here I am going to speak for women. Oh, they're going to kill us. Yeah. It's over. I think when women do that, they're trying to clean up the little bit that has come out to make them look better. I think it's a rush to try to look better

through the embarrassment. It backfires 99% of the time, but I think when they do that, they're trying to clean up what everyone is assuming. Like that little he cheated comes out, let me go on a whole rant on what happened to try to clean up my ego. And then let's, okay, so now that y'all got that out,

and then let's just be all the way real. Kevin Hart is rich. He's one of the biggest stars in Hollywood right now. He wealthy. Do you think that his wife is going to leave that because of some cheating? And he wasn't even out in the open. It was a woman trying to get money and extort him and put the video out. So he wasn't being messy.

He wasn't out in the open. No, no, Ma. What do you mean, no? Ma, let's save that. Okay, we'll save it. But boy, was he being messy. And the tape was released. Yeah, but it was released because he was trying to be extorted.

And once they found out the money wasn't coming, they put it out. Oh, you're saying you like the way that he cheated. If not for the tape getting leaked, he would have been cool. He would have been all right. You think this is the first time Kevin Hart has cheated? That's another point. How do we know that he ain have been cool. He would have been all right. You think this is the first time Kevin Hart has cheated? That's another point. How do we know that he ain't been caught before

behind the scenes? This could be the status quo. That's my point. They might have an agreement. That's my point. I don't think, I don't think they have an agreement. I don't think women agreed for this.

They don't sign up for it. Listen, women know that. No, no, no, they do. Women know that side chicks exist. Women speak about side bitches every single day. That was the moment that someone just brought the box in here. They think about, women talk about. It's not open yet, but it is sitting at the table.

It's on the table. It's in front of me. I'm looking at it. Let's just be real. No, you be real. I'm being real. Women know side chicks exist. They know that.

I've seen married women talk about, yeah, you was just a side bitch. Yo, this is the problem. Back to the ego game. This Kevin Hart shit is getting all of us in trouble. Yeah, man. It ain't getting nobody. It's just like, yo, listen, you just got to address what's, if people just be real. No, I ain't going to lie.

Let's just be real. Shit, the Kevin Hart shit definitely spiced my sex life up. Let's just be real, man. Chicks know side chicks exist. They know that. Sims like, she's trying to erase any threats out there. She sees what Nico's going through. And she knows you don't have $10 million to lose up.

She's really holding me down. Still, girl, I love you, baby. You are amazing. Listen, man, you just got to be real. Kevin Hart is rich. Mom, women do know side chicks exist. And here I am trying to speak for women, and I hate to do that. So women, I apologize to all of just got to be real. Kevin Hart is rich. Mom, women do know side chicks exist. And here I am trying to speak for women, and I hate to do that. So women, I apologize to all of us.

All right, just be real. Listen, women know side chicks exist. Women don't know that side chicks exist pertaining to them. Well, they need to be real with themselves. That's all. See, what niggas fuck up at is when you start treating your side like your main. That's when niggas get the game fucked up at. That's the real fucked up part.

Oh, man. I didn't even know we were in for this. That's where niggas fuck the game up at. No, Joe Biden. Stop treating the side like the main. Stop giving the side power where she feel like she can even talk and walk like she the main. Play your part. I'm going to do it again, Maul.

That was advocate. Why? What do you mean why? Because you know what it is. Some niggas like to do that. The side don't know that Kevin Hart is married with a kid on the way? She don't know that? The female don't know that?

Of course she knows that. All right, then. So then you signed up for this shit. Play your part. Well, Instagram changed that whole shit because there never was exposure. I'm saying play your part. I feel like Maul's about to snuff me no

I'm just saying real shit play your part the whole point of a side chick was just to be fucking the celebrity or the rich dude but now you have Instagram where you can benefit

even more financially off it so they fucking you to expose you I think Trey I think Trey could give me 20 minutes of his these clown these clown niggas

what happened was these clown niggas unnecessary and stupid and unfunny these clown niggas gave these side chicks a platform. See what I'm saying? This is how Malcolm X said, the roost is coming home to roost. This is what this is.

You niggas gave these side chicks- You niggas gave these side chicks power and you gave them a platform to where they feel like they can start extorting niggas. Ain't that wrong? Where I'm from, niggas that extort niggas is gangsters. Gangsters extort niggas. There ain't no side chick extorting no nigga. When the fuck this start? When did this happen?

Ladies, it's been two. Wait, hold up for a minute. When these clown niggas gave these side chicks a platform, that's when it started. When you clown niggas gave these side chicks, when you empowered them, where they feel like they can be celebrities and have platforms and they can start all these businesses off of being a side chick. That ain't real shit. I don't know if only clown niggas contributed to that. Clown niggas.

Ain't no real nigga empowering no side chick. Ain't no real nigga going to give no side chick no power. You're not wrong. You a side. My wife is at home. My queen is at the castle don't ever don't even speak to my wife when you see her nigga you crazy you my side what we do we do on the side you will never be seen with me you will never extort me for no money okay

in 2017 how do you stop that when every girl has an instagram account and a phone in her pocket that could film and record everything you got to be a real nigga because i know real niggas that's moving out here and yo shorty you know ain't no i don't play that phone game i don't play that these chicks are sneaky you can't you can't outslick a can a can of oil my nigga put that phone down you know how we play it's niggas out here when you're into their house shorty had a phone in the car leave all that shit on the corner of the room for kevin hart you said what she had the phone in the corner of the room for Kevin Hart. You said what? She had the phone in the corner of the room under some fucking sweatshirts. He got caught slipping. Well, he was caught slipping.

He got caught slipping. He was drunk. I'm not saying real niggas don't get caught slipping. There were two of them in the room. And that's what I'm getting at. How do you stop it in 2017? You can't. No, you can't.

You can stop it. You know what? This is what's wild. What do you mean you can't? We're responsible for our own actions and our own behavior. We have to hold ourselves accountable once you've entered the side chick thing you know what's the whack line that they say

the safest sex is no sex the only way to stop it is not to do it I hate to be that guy no you're getting more towards my point when I said that if you want to do that now how on earth do you do it every girl has a phone every girl has an Instagram account every girl has a motive as Mo girl has an Instagram account. Every girl has a motive, as Mo is saying.

Hire professionals. Even if you corny or not, it's hard to do. Hire professionals. Let me tell y'all something. NDAs and shit, I don't know how far you want to take it. Listen, and just so you know the law, I took the phone from a woman that I bought and paid for every single month and got charged as a crime for it. Mattered none. So, I mean, you don't even got rights, really.

Yeah, because at that point. Somebody just pull out their phone and start taping you. You know how many times Sin has had to stop me from just going to beat up a fan? Right. You shouldn't beat up fans, bro. I disagree. I disagree with you. I mean, legally, you probably bro i disagree i disagree with you i mean legally you probably

should i disagree with you if i'm if i'm in if i'm in somewhere with my pregnant fucking wife to be and you are following me with your phone out i come from the everywhere that's the jack move right i'm paranoid so if you are following me for five blocks and now you're only antagonizing me because I'm famous and I can't beat you up guess what

I don't subscribe to that I'm coming to beat you up back to morals verse one you can really do but but sin is my fucking

is my fucking everything so she stops me and then her crazy ass says listen the solution is I have to beat them up no no you're pregnant sin you sit down and relax go sit in the car and lock the doors And then her crazy ass says, listen, the solution is I have to beat them up. No, no.

Pregnant sin? You're pregnant sin. You sit down and relax. Go sit in the car and lock the doors. I'm telling you, that's my baby in there, man. My baby is making sin somebody totally different. But back to the clown niggas and mall. It's an epidemic mall.

We've known this. You have documented this on my fucking YouTube channel for over five years now. I don't know why you sound shocked now. No, it's just out of hand. I don't know why you sound shocked now. Nah, it's just, it's out of hand, bro. I don't, I don't. It's out of hand. It's all out of hand.

Yeah, but it's like... It's all out of hand, pause. Yeah, but we gotta, but niggas gotta, we gotta put this shit back in order. How? We gotta just restore

some order, man. How? What you mean by nipping this shit, like getting rid of this shit, man? Remove these clown niggas. Stop giving these niggas power. Stop giving these, stop clicking on this dumb shit, all this clown shit online.

Stop giving this shit power. Stop feeding into this shit. I'm with you on that. Stop doing that shit. That shit is clown shit. Ebro's a pillow talker. Ebro, you just stop pillow talking. Ebro's a pillow talker.

I mean. There's a few niggas that's pillow talking. Yeah, like stop all that sucker shit, man. No, for real. He's a pillow talker. Stop that shit. That shit is corny. I just know.

Stop giving that shit power. That's the problem. That's my man, but still. Niggas got too much. Niggas post shit and get a couple. Niggas is online acting like women. That shit ain't funny. That shit is funny to y'all when niggas put on wigs and their lips.

That shit ain't funny. The people that live and die off the internet and sit in those comments and are doing all that shit are the cornballs. They finally have a voice now. We're having an intervention. There's more of a majority of them online than there are of us, so it's just going to get killed. Yeah, man. We're having like an intervention. There's more of a majority of them online than there are of us. So it's just going to get killed. Nah, man.

It's just that real niggas, you know what it is? It's like real niggas such as myself, we just do away with it. But I can't ignore it no more. I do my best to ignore this stupid shit, man. But I can't ignore this shit no more. I cannot. There's more of them than us, I'm trying to tell you, on the internet. Less is more, my nigga.

But not outside. So live outside. Don't live on the internet. Let me Less is more But not outside So live outside Don't live on the internet Let me tell you how this goes The second that you say Something about it You're just bitter and a hater That's cool

And you're hating That's cool I'll take that But niggas that know me Know I ain't bitter And I'm not hating I've never hated on nobody That's the same thing I say

You know what I'm saying But it's just like Yo we gotta stop Giving this clown corny shit light Man like stop This shit is not These cornball niggas I don't give a fuck how much money you got.

I don't care how many cars you get. If you a clown and you a cornball, you a clown and a cornball, my nigga. Period. Let me tell you what's funny. And I don't know how much more rant you have. I'm done. This is what's funny. That's a good combo.

Just in that, just listening to his rant, I guarantee you I know who he's talking about. You know who I'm talking about. I guarantee you I know who he's talking about. You know who I'm talking about. I guarantee you I know who he's talking about. But that nigga's a mutt. Yeah, but nah, man. Shit is clown nigga shit, man. Oh, but that leads to my next

point that I was going to make about Kev. This is my theory. Pray for Kevin Hart. I 100% think that Kev was willing to pay for her to be quiet. Yeah, but he had to- And I think that once she saw that, she doubled up on that nigga. Nah, I'm going to tell you what it was.

Oh, she didn't start at 10. Oh, no. Don't fucking wait. She started at 10. No, she didn't start at 10. I'm going to tell you what it was. Kev had a real nigga moment. He said, yo, I'm not being extorted.

I'm going to go to my wife. Baby, look. I cheated. I did some clown shit, whatever. You know what I'm saying? It hurt me to tell youorted. I'm going to go to my wife. Baby, look. I cheated. I did some clown shit, whatever. You know what I'm saying? It hurt me to tell you this. I cheated. But now we're in a situation, she's trying to extort me.

Ain't no chick extorting me. Listen. That's not happening. Hey, check it out. No, we're not condoning the cheating, but I'll condone the move of just fessing up to your wife, not paying this bitch. I'm using the word bitch on purpose for $10 million. You've been saying bitch all podcast, man.

No, I haven't. This is my second time. Yeah, but no, it's just, you know. And I've said it about a bitch. When I use the word bitch, I mean it. I'm not saying,

I've said women, chicks. And bitch is not gender specific either. I agree with that. All right. As long as we got that clear. There's a lot of bitch niggas out here. Oh. Where's the gunshots?

I got you. I was making a point but i forgot it what were y'all just talking about okay about the 10 million dollars oh she definitely ain't start there yeah no no no no fess up all right so let me tell y'all something ladies ladies Ladies, hypothetically speaking, putting myself in Kevin's shoes. If ever I'm out, me, Chris, Parks, Mall, Rory, just having a blast, Saturday night even. And I pick up my phone and it's a woman's voice saying, Joe, I need $5 million. Or I'm telling your wife. You fuck Dr. Evil? Everything.

No, but when women call with demands of money, that's the voice I hear. I'm going to put her on hold, and I'm calling Sin. We're going to three-way. I'm going to text her Sin's number. That's what I'm saying. We're going to have a nice, big, big that's gonna be the funniest conversation ever what made her think money was coming from that but kev plays kev plays like that so when you play like that i definitely think she doubled up on him i think she was surprised i think more double. I think she started at three and got to ten. And that's when he said, nah, I'm cool.

Listen, man. I think she was around five. I think she was around five million. But that's also like where Tiger Woods fucked up. When those type of situations happen, talk to your wife, not to the side bitch. She's the enemy at this point. You should be pleasing what your wife wants at this point. Y'all keep naming a lot of niggas with mad fuck-ups.

Tiger Woods, Kevin Hart, these are niggas that should write the manual on how to not cheat. Where did I fuck up in this whole process? Actually, so, we didn't even play the clip. So we didn't even play the clip. So let's start with the clip because there's so much wrong with only the clip. Let's definitely analyze that clip. I couldn't even believe it. I couldn't even.

It's got to suck to be famous that you got to explain yourself to Instagram. Oh, my God. I got to explain myself to instagram um oh my god i gotta explain kevin's a public figure so he kind of no i know i'm saying it sucks to be there this is crazy all right i'm sad um first of all let's start with the um. I'm going to pause it. I'm pausing this clip. And sorry, listenership, if I'm going to milk this. But I'm pausing this every time he says something that I think is wrong.

Now. Fam. You're going to off the rip start with a suck your your teeth And an um You couldn't hit play After the um You know why Because he just He fed up That's the sign of a nigga

That's fed up He had enough of this shit He had enough I don't know if that's the sign He had enough No he definitely had enough He had enough of this shit Before this shit became public

He was going back and forth For old girl Back and forth for his wife It just finally got to this point Fuck this man He done Now I gotta explain myself to the public i cheated all right time out a lot of people were saying well if he spoke to his wife already why does he need to publicly apologize on instagram because he's a public public figure he's got your fans and you owe it to and the same way tiger woods had that extremely like... I don't know if I owe it to the fans.

What the fuck are y'all talking about? No, no, no, no. Your fans are the reason you are who you are. I'm not owing it to the fans. I'm owing it to my career and what I've built. Kevin being... He's a comedian. What are y'all talking about?

You don't think Kevin has a... I'm not a pastor. Listen, listen. Y'all are bugging. Y'all don't think Kevin has that image? He owes it to his fans. His fans are the reason he is who he is. No doubt.

Of course. Okay, so you have to address it and you have to get it out the way. Y'all don't think Kevin Hart has a good image in Hollywood? Of course he does. So he has to clean this up to fucking TMZ and the rest of Hollywood. What are you talking about? Nah, he's a comedian, bro. His fans that look at him and praise him.

He should have cracked some jokes. I have a question. I thought he was going to do that. He's not a comedian. He's a fucking, bro. His fans that look at him and praise him. He should have cracked some jokes. So I have a question. I thought he was going to do that. He's not a comedian. He's a fucking actor at this point. He got to clean himself up to Hollywood. I have a question. So how did he clean it up when he cheated on his last wife?

No one cared because he wasn't as big as an actor or comedian. Oh, come on. Come on. People cared as much. They did this much when he cheated on his last wife? No, that's what evolution is. Time has passed. Not as much.

So there's my answer. He was still a comedian. Time has passed. Not as much. So there's my answer. He was still a comedian. Time has passed. He was still big, and he was still an actor. He was not that big. Not even remotely close to what he is now. I'm not arguing semantics. I'm saying all of the things you're saying exist today existed then, not to this magnitude,

but they existed. So you're saying, so you're proving my point. Do you have to clean it up? Now, yes. Or do you not have to clean it up now yes or do you not have to clean it up because he did it before and he didn't clean anything up he went on stage and made jokes and now his ex-wife is doing interviews talking about how those jokes affected and hurt her so i mean if y'all what are y'all talking about damage control yes right now damage control everybody's

pr shit this is probably a fucking pr that's what i'm saying it was he needs to at this point in his career he's got a guy he's probably got fucking PR That's what I'm saying it was He needs to at this point In his career He's got a career Nah he's probably got something coming He's got a book coming Or some shit Do y'all agree with the people that As much as 444

Was an amazing album It was still damage control No it wasn't That was just music bro That wasn't That wasn't damage control at all It's great music Some damage control in there

Shut up with your fucking hot take. Listen, damn it. What was I just saying? What was y'all just saying? Him having to do this with his last. Oh, are y'all agreeing with the people that say that his whole Hurricane Irma? No, no, no, no, no. That was stupid.

No. I don't agree with that at all. No, I don't. Okay, so let me ask you guys. So let me ask y'all. Why not? Because that's not kevin this is what people got to remember kevin hart he comes from philadelphia he comes from poverty comes from the best lies have the truth no no i do know that he's like that really he is like that really yeah that's why i'm rolling not what i'm saying yeah no this

isn't his character is not in question he is is like that, really. Mm-hmm. However, if he knew that this existed pre-Irma... Mm-hmm. I'm not mad at him strategically... Yeah, but he didn't think like that. At him strategically thinking to himself, how do I get ahead of this? But at the same time... That's just smart.

But at the same time, no one heard him cheat on his wife and said okay he could get that pussy because he really helped out with the hurricane victims. Like it doesn't really

correlate to me. And he's done so much shadow work before. It does nothing for him. Like alright he can get that one bitch off just because he helped out

the hurricane victims. I don't think those two things worked out the same way. Alright I have a rule ladies that are listening this is going to be bad. But I I have a rule, ladies that are listening. This is going to be bad. But I do have a rule that I feel like would help if all of you guys just would subscribe to this psychology.

If you guys would be agreeable, for every five years, your husband should get a pass. And for every, I don't know what the dollar amount would be but there should be a dollar amount that at every 5 million, 10 million whatever y'all decide your husband should get a little bathroom pass go out and have a little fun

wait who gets a pass your husband at every 10 million dollars you should give your husband a pass? Your husband Okay At every 10 million dollars You should give your husband a pass You get perks for your husband Receiving those type of finances Every 10 million? Does she get a pass?

I'm saying whatever you Does she get that money? She never has a pass Just seeing where this theory is going Does she get 5 million dollars? Wait the double standard can't exist. It's a double standard world. Yeah, she gets a pass.

She gets to use a pass. Who? Her, nigga. Your imaginary girlfriend that don't exist. No, but here's where that doesn't work because a man will fuck a broke chick that look good. Typically, a woman's not going to fuck an ugly dude if you don't got money.

So that's where that whole double standard has to come in. Let me get back to this clip. Which I think says worse about men than... I'm at a place in my life where... Fam. I'm at a place in my life. I'm at a place in my life too. More.

You are at a place in your life. We've all been at a place in our life. Your life is just a place. Yeah. My whole life is a place. That shit should be Maul's voicemail. Word. But wait.

I'm at a place in my life. How? Kevin Hart is too much of a comedic genius to not know that you cannot say, I'm at a space, a place in my life. You can't say that. It was downhill at um. What are you talking about? He's at a place in his life. It was downhill at um. What are you talking about? He's out of place as well.

It was downhill at... He's out of place though. All right, well let's hear some more about the place. I disagree with everything that has happened thus far. I think that he is smarter

than this, but... I feel like I have a target on my... Yeah, he has a target. By the way... Wait, you're not pulling the victim card after you cheated.

Before you even said anything, you pulled the victim card. After you cheated on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend. The target on my back shit was crazy. Wait. You started with victim? Is Kevin Hart playing the victim?

Yeah. He's playing the victim. And he is a victim. Ball subscribes. But wait, wait, wait. He's a victim. This is fucked up. He is a victim.

They were trying to extort him. Nah, you can't start with victim, Maul. You can't start with um. You can't start with um. You can't start with um either. You started with um. Or I'm at a place in my life. Or I'm a victim. I got a target on me.

You didn't know you had a target on you after fucking... What was the name of those eight Him and the Rock movies? Was it Twins 2? What the hell? Twins 2. It wasn't Twins 2? No, Rock movies? Was it Twins 2? What the hell? Twins 2. It wasn't Twins 2? No, man. It was never Twins 2?

No. It had nothing to do with Twins. Yes, it was a Twins 2. No, it was not. You talking about Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Yeah. It was definitely a Twins 2. I'm not talking about them.

More, it was a Twins 2. It wasn't with Kevin Hart. No, it wasn't. I'm just saying it was a Twins 2. But anyway, I don't know what the name of the fucking movies was. This is like Kevin Hart saying I got raped

I shouldn't have wore that outfit by saying I have a target on my back after you just cheated and got caught cheating listen man Kevin Hart

I'm gonna defend women a little bit you're four foot two you should be aware of everything on your back that's just the bottom you're a low center of gravity yeah this is not like

why do you have something on your back that's a the bottom you're a low center of gravity yeah this is not like why do you have something on your back that's a surprise still alright and because of that I should make smart decisions he's right he should make smart decisions

I can't even make this up yes Kevin Hart you should hey Kevin Hart my nigga I hate to have to be him yeah but the jokes gotta fly dogs especially when you're comedian Yes, Kevin Hart. You should. Hey, Kevin Hart, my nigga. I hate it. It had to be him. Yeah. But the jokes got to fly, dawgs, especially when you're a comedian.

And you say laugh at your pain, and damn it, that's what we're going to do. Axe stole my fucking joke. I'm going to fuck him up. Yeah, a lot of his special titles explain this. So let me explain laugh at my pain. He was setting up for this shit. That nigga been fucking these hoes. This is seriously funny. He been fucking these hoes This is seriously funny He been fucking these hoes

For sure He gotta have better taste in hoes though They was trash This one wasn't No no no no She wasn't trash She wasn't trash Wait wait wait

Wait wait wait Wait wait Which one are y'all talking about? Sound like y'all talking about The little singer Songwriter from Miami Yeah Whatever one

That one That was mistaken identity. That was not one of the women in the room. The Instagram that leaked first was not the girl on that video. That's not her. Shorty on Instagram looked really good.

Who don't look good on Instagram, Rory? There's a lot of girls that don't. Oh, please. All of them get the angles and the fucking lipo Filter Yeah come on She do the angle though Turn your phone upside down

What Yeah That's how you get it Hold up three fingers If a girl look cute upside down She cute What Yeah

Y'all ain't know that Hold on Wait so what happens If you just What happens if you just flipped Your phone upside down Yeah Mom

That filter can't You can't Listen Turn the phone upside down. Ma. That filter can't, you can't, listen, turn the phone upside down when you see a girl that you're not sure about. I'm trying to help y'all niggas out.

No, I'm married. Why are you turning your phone upside down? Wait, doesn't your phone flip if you flip it upside down? I don't think

that changes anything. It doesn't? I can see why Shorty laughing at that nigga joke. She looking at Ma, his phone all weird She looking at Ma

In the corner Like he cute But he's like dyslexic His phone is upside down His phone is big Ma got the big The big pants on his phone At least this motherfucker

Could dunk That was cute That was cute I like that More got the big pants on their phone. At least this motherfucker could dunk. That was cute. That was cute. I like that. That was cute. All right. So what the fuck are we talking about?

What was y'all talking about? We were talking about the quality of the women. Oh, they was trash. No, they was trash. They was trash. They was trash. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you got too much money. You have too much money. No, they was trash. They was trash. They was trash. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah, you got too much money. You have too much money. You have too much money. You know what happens, though? See, that's another reason I'm not fucking moving to L.A. All these niggas get to L.A. and just love the like. The wackest. Yeah. The sixes.

They go crazy with the sixes. Which is even crazier because there's pretty women in L.A. Right. And they still go after that bottom tier. And they just pass them around. And then they expose them on Instagram. And now we're here. 76ers.

76ers. Oh, Kevin Hart played for the 76ers. Oh, my God. Both are fucking 76ers. And when your wife is as pretty as his wife is, you can't be smashing like whack chicks. So now. All right, let's get back to the clip. And recently I didn't.

You know. You got another um. Is he umming again? Perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and. You know, I'm not perfect.

I'm not going to sit up here and. Imani tried to tell him. Fam. I'm not perfect. Imani tried to tell him. Fam, I'm not perfect. I'm not perfect as well. When was he perfect? Well, people thought he was. Who thought that he was perfect?

Fans? The Six. No. The 76ers? The 76ers? I want to know who thought that Kevin Hart spanked? Spank to know who thought that Kevin Hart. Spank? Spank. Who thought that Kevin Hart was perfect? I fuck with Spank.

Watching Spank tweet through it was even funnier than Kevin Hart having to put out a statement. Yeah, get the fuck out of here, Spank. You can't just tweet like shit normal when you're a man under pressure. You got to abort the timeline, too. Get your ass the fuck out of here. He trying to hang out with us still. Trying to get some jokes off his shit. Yeah, fuck out of here Spank and pause your name. Spank. Spank is my nigga too

but come on Spank. Say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape or form. That's just extra talking. I never claim to be perfect in any way, shape, form or form. That's just extra talking. That's just words. I never claim to be perfect in any way, shape, form, or fashion. That's just extra words. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment

where only bad things can happen. This is where I disagree. Good things can happen. I think he was in a great environment. He was in a hotel room. Great things can happen. Two fucking escorts. Bunch of money.

He was drunk. What was bad about the environment? Wait, there were escorts? I don't know. Because if there were escorts, I think of money. He was drunk. What was bad about the environment? Wait, there were escorts? I don't know. Because if there were escorts, I think they would get like debarred. Well, if they were asking for money, they automatically become an escort. There's not an escort union. That's what you think.

Yeah, there's definitely an escort union. If there's an escort union, I'm sure I know the president. You? I'm sure. Hey, Parker. I have cleaned my image, so fuck y'all. They did. And you said, um, on Instagram?

I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me. So if you know you're going to hurt them, am I the only one that absorbed this this way? If you know you're going to hurt him, Kevin. I don't think this helped at all. Who I've talked to and apologized to. Being my wife and my kids. And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment.

No, we don't know. When you know you're wrong. And there's no excuses for your wrong behavior. Yeah. At the end of the day, man. Oh, wait a minute. At the end of the day? I hate at the end of the day. I love at the end of the day. At the end of the day, man. Oh, wait a minute. At the end of the day? I hate at the end of the day.

I love at the end of the day. End of the day is a good time. End of the day is trash. You got to be a master user of at the end of the day for it to be acceptable. Have you ever passed the essay that you ended with at the end of the day? Because that's my thing about at the end of the day. That's the end conclusion of a bad SAT essay. Not to me.

To me, at the end of the day, is either somebody stupid or wrong. That's my experience with anybody who has ever said, yo, at the end of the day, they was either really stupid or really wrong. I've never heard anybody just casually explain

their weekend plans with at the end of the day so boom I fucked up yeah yeah there we go there we go I just simply got to do better no shit he owe it to blue man no shit Kevin but I'm not going to also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes. And in this particular situation... Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. That was the move. We got to put it on her

for trying to gain from this bad situation. You missed that point. We're ending with it being her fault. Off me. Now let's talk about the girl. I'm the victim again. Yes. You're right, we're right.

Gain off of my mistakes. And in this particular situation, I'm not going to also allow a person to... I'm not going to allow them to do that. I'm not gonna also allow a person to i'm not gonna allow them to do that like i'm are y'all watching what this girl is trying to do to me i am still living in my head is she crazy wait does she know i am i am still arrogant i will not allow this i'm wrong in every way i could be wrong but let me tell you what i will not allow the day has ended and she's still trying to get money.

The nerd. I need to gain off of my mistakes. And in this particular situation, that's what was attempted. That's what should be attempted. I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes. As you should. Sorry, Kev. I don't have nothing. Would you guys like me to tell y'all

all of the wrong missteps and miscalculations that are here? I mean, just post it on Instagram. I would love to hear how your brain dissects this. Okay. Kevin Hart has done every, and listen, I'm not a cheater. I don't know much about this,

so pardon me if I'm just talking out of my ass. Hey, baby, I love you, and I can't wait to see you later. Now. Spoken like a true cheater. Listen, fucking homeboy, right? My point more is, I think that Kevin Hart is funny.

I think that Kevin Hart is cool I think that Kevin Hart is cool Kevin Hart is a great guy I don't even think that this should be an indictment On who he is as a person I still think that he's a great guy But boy you can't get any dumber Or arroganter In cheating

I think that every possible Thing that men Know to avoid He didn't yeah i think that every everything that could possibly go wrong in cheatville did yeah everything about what was his plan that's what i'm at what was the plan you asked me if i think that he's cheated before yes i think he cheated before yes i think he has side chicks yes i think that she maybe has caught him a few times. But that don't change shit.

He should know better than some of these things. No? Your fucking wife's birthday weekend, Maul? Yeah, that was crazy. Every nigga with a brain knows if there's one weekend you can't cheat, God damn it, it's her birthday weekend. I might be over,

that's over Valentine's Day. Yes. Over Christmas, over New Year's, over Easter. Niggas should go to church with their girl on Easter and be with a side chick

by nighttime. In the same suit. 100%. And tell the side chick to wear her little Easter outfit. We're going to get night masks. They all get dressed and go to fucking Papacitos and shit.

Shit, I should be kind of lit on Easter. You love Papacitos on Easter. Wait, one of them little Dykeman spots do be lit on Easter. Vern told me. Vern is there. Now. A lot of Catholics up there. Back to this though. Your is there. Now. A lot of Catholics up there. Back to this, though.

Back to this, though. Your birthday weekend? No. I agree. And let me tell you what's funny. On some Snapchat, his wife was with him in Vegas during the weekend. And Sin thought that was weird. Because they were out at like a spot like a club and sin being pregnant

couldn't understand how she was eight months pregnant and in vegas at a club when she could pop any second i paid it absolutely no mind but looking back now in hindsight i think that she had some she she had some suspicionsions Wait Kevin Hart's wife was at a club She was with him in Vegas Like how many weeks ago this was It was on Snapchat And she's eight months pregnant But they weren't in a club

I don't know where it was but it was somewhere Did they let pregnant women in the club I mean I guess if Kevin Hart has his wife with him I mean I guess it's an exception As long as she's not drinking No but I thought that they didn't even allow pregnant women I don't think I don't even think they allow pregnant women

But the point was that It was a lot It looked to be a lot for somebody pregnant But now that you look back on it She's a woman I 100% think that she had some suspicions Fuck all that i'm here for the jokes so let me see here before i go any deeper here into my kevin hart dive i really

just wanted to get into this voice note some more right voice note i mean the fucking the apology. Okay. So let's see. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions. And recently I didn't. You know I'm not perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and

say that I am or claim to be in any way shape or form. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen, and they did. And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me, who I've talked to and apologized to, being my wife and my kids. And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment. It's a shitty moment when you know you're wrong.

And there's no excuses for your wrong behavior. At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better. But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes. And in this particular situation, that's what was attempted. I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes nah not done with that one i got at least 90 different records to put behind kevin hart and this shit is 100 labeled kevin hart single in my itunes this was his role and the name of the album is literally i'm telling you it's a rollout. Kevin Hart's single literally.

do you think this will become a bit? Oh yeah, 100%. This will 100% become a bit. This has to become a bit. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like

I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions. And recently, I did it. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen, and they did.

And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt The people closest to me Who I've talked to and apologized to Being my wife and my kids And I just It's a shitty moment When you know you're wrong And there's no excuses for you At the end of the day man I just simply got to do better

But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes. In this particular situation, that's where it was attempted. I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes. Free yourself, Kev. Free yourself. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back. That home is crazy. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back. That home is crazy. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.

And because of that, I should make smart decisions. He lied! And recently, I didn't. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not going to sit up here and say what I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form. And I made a bad error In judgment And put myself

In an environment Where only bad things Can happen And they did And And doing that I know that I'm gonna hurt The people closest to me

Who I've talked to And apologized to Being my wife And my kids Um And I just You know It's a shitty moment

It's a shitty moment When you When you know you're wrong. And there's no excuses for your wrong behavior. At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better. But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes. In this particular situation, that's what was attempted. in this particular situation, that's what was attempted.

I said, I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back. I don't care. Bring it back. I don't care. Because of that, I should make smart decisions. And recently,

I did it. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not supposed to appear and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment

where only bad things can happen, and they did. And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me who I've talked to and apologized to, I think my wife and my kids. And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment. It's a shitty moment when you when you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior at the end of the day man I just simply got to do better but I'm not going to also allow a person to to have financial gain off of my mistakes right in this

particular situation that's what was attempted. I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes. Talk to him, Ian. This was part of Imani's rollout. Yo, Imani's his rollout. By the way, Imani Project out right now

September 18th and it came out September 18th. see what he did there i'm gonna play this song later oh yeah slow down i'm gonna get back to that uh it's a phenomenal record birthday weekends Weekends, no. You shouldn't cheat then. Pregnancy, sorry, bad time to cheat. That's a nine-month vacation for you too.

Like, she can't smoke and drink, you can't cheat. Didn't I just say to somebody, though, when was it? Don't look at me. That is like, no, no, because that's a nightmare of a headline. Yeah. I told Sin, I want to see the person that makes me accept that headline. Hmm. Hmm.

Yo, Marlon's amazing, man. Fuck it Marlon Anyway When you're pregnant No Sorry That's a bad time to do it When you're about to deliver And she's about to pop

So now The night she's delivering Probably not a good idea Yeah so now She's at the doctor You gotta be a different Type of animal Son

The night she's I don't even care If she's your baby mother I don't care If you don't even Talk to her Right that's crazy The night she's your baby mother i don't care if you don't even talk to her right that's crazy the night she's delivering is insane yeah that's nuts man but but listen so now and they that now there's clips out there's clips out she she's at the doctor and paparazzi is there's

another reason i'm not going to la because who is selling tmz who who who is it that works at the doctor's office that is selling TMZ the time that she's going to be there so now I'm coming to the doctor to try to check on my fucking kid inside of me and you're going to just sit at the doctor's office really that's the amount of koof you have see I would kill one of them niggas

yeah I would kill one of them you wouldn't be wrong either don't play with me like that yeah you wouldn't be wrong hey howdy hey On, where's Kevin? Huh? Hey, how do you feel about him cheating? Yeah, I know. Go ahead and play.

Go ahead and play. Everything was wrong about it. I just want to know what The Rock thinks. Fuck that. What does Tyrese think? The word. I'm waiting for his statement. Tyrese going to buy these niggas.

We got Ja Rule on the phone. Let's see what Ja's thoughts are on this tragedy. There's a fucking Ja Rule next to the time like this. Nigga, this is ridiculous. I want to dance. I'm scared to death. Poor Ja. Did y'all say where y'all ranked Ja?

I don't think so. Yeah, y'all did. Top 20. He was high 20 He was high He was high Definitely high Most are talking about All these albums

Listen how does he fix it? He makes a bit about it That we all laugh at He is gonna make a bit His next stand up Gotta be a classic Yeah This is part of the roll out

Of his next stand up I don't know why y'all Keep confusing shit I do think he can come out Of this even bigger This is his lemonade Pause To his 444

Yeah Alright Somebody tweeted that This is his lemonade pause to his 444 all right somebody tweeted that uh this is his 544 54 whatever the fucking time is but it was pretty funny um what else is there to talk about with him we kev i don't know if there's much left we said well y'all said y'all don't think the wife is leaving so we got to that no i don't we got to him easily being the worst cheater in the universe speaking of the universe i think there's been worse but he's definitely up there he's pretty

high tiger would still take the cake for having all them white girls leave voice voicemails no tiger is the worst tiger's the worst for going on their voicemails and saying hey hey, this is Tiger. Yeah. Yeah. Who even leaves voicemails? Anyway, who leaves voicemails? Hey, this was Tiger. And who leaves their name on a voicemail? Tiger Woods.

I'm a golf player. We had sex. This is my address. Word. And here's my wife's number. I haven't left a voicemail in a decade. I'm asking you to not tell my wife I cheated. He was wild on cheated. Like, he was wild on that.

Yeah, he is one of the worst cheaters. I'm rolling. I'm rolling. Kevin Hart. I forgot my point I was making because we started making jokes again.

I think we were wrapping up, Kev. I don't know if there was much left. I think Kev wrapped himself up. If you know what I mean. Hopefully, hopefully he did wrap up. No. All right. Oh, up if you know what I mean oh so that was the other thing more the nigga gets out the bed

he walks around the room you watch the video yeah I saw the video he gets out the bed of course I didn't see the video we know more we know you didn't see anything yeah I didn't see the video but he gets out the bed right he does the uh naked walk around the room that all of us do as men when we just finish bodying some shit. It's purely for ego. You're not doing nothing. You're just walking around. It's a victory lap. Yeah, you see me walking.

Then do a double take. Make sure she's still laying in the bed. Word. Yeah, 100%. So he did that, right? And then shorty got a FaceTime call. And then he took the phone and started talking to the person on the FaceTime call, which was a woman. He started saying things like, hey, how was your trip?

Oh, yeah, so he knows her friends. This is his joint. Yeah. This is his joint. Yeah, for sure. Why the hell? Who the? Wait, he didn't even go wash his dick in the sink?

Not yet. Well, he was definitely on his way to the shower. But that's not the point. Not only are you cheating on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend. You kiki-ing with the side bitch's friends. You're now friends with her friends. Yeah, no, that's wild. Oh, if your wife finds out that you are friends with her friends,

that's when women pull out all that extra shit to make you feel guilty about. You know what? It's not even so much the sex. You confide with that bitch. You trust your guy. It's like a relationship. That's what they say. Treating your side like your main.

That's what I'm saying. That's what they say. Yeah. That shit is crazy. Or is it gentleman-like? No, you can't be a gentleman while you're cheating. If you're married with a pregnant wife, there's no time to be a gentleman while you're cheating. I'm sorry.

Okay. When she's fucked, get out. All right, Mo. No, that's not true. Hypothetically. That's not true. Mo, you're not realistic. That's not even true.

What you mean? After you fuck, get out. I just made 90 million last year. That's what I'm saying? Yeah. No, Mo. No, that's not what I'm saying mean after you fuck get out i just made 90 million last year that's that's what i'm saying yeah no more no i'm gonna ask my niggas got the game for regular shit not even if i have 100 million dollars for to ask for say shit hit the fan and i have to be nice to her so she don't snitch what's gonna i can't be like get the fuck she ready to speak like oh i'm about to i gotta talk whether you're a gentleman or not obviously kevin's a gentleman so you should treat her like shit so she run to your girl treat her like a side

you know what this is we're having sex and i'm leaving i'm talking about when that's over and she said i'm about to snitch that's not realistic you're not gonna be nice to her to try to talk her out of this shit more more the side chick is the most powerful is the most powerful person in your relationship no she's not see that's the that's the problem that mentality no she is not yes she is no she's not how not because she's not i'm the most powerful person in my relationship no you're not okay all right you keep thinking that no the side chick has no power without me the side chick has no power i agree talking about no more that's not what i'm saying i agree with you but in in the scenario we're talking about, you have inserted yourself there.

That's why there's a side chick. Literally and figuratively. Yeah, but she doesn't have more power than Kevin. If you want her to keep a secret. That's not about that, man. See, that's the problem. That's the empowerment. Explain it.

Teach us. Even thinking that a side chick has the power, that mentality is crazy to me. Explain it. The side chick has no power without the male, without the dude that she's fucking. She has no power. Yeah, but you already fucked. But you're fucking her, man. You passed the power off.

The power happens when you start getting cool with her friends, being on FaceTime, spending all this, being a gentleman. This gentleman shit that y'all speak of, that's where the problem comes in at. That's not true. Keep her in her place. Yo, we just fucking. I agree that that's a problem. that's where the problem comes in at that's not true keep her in her place yo we just fucking that's it

I don't wanna know your friends once we're past that problem you can't say bitch get out my crib I just fuck don't call me it's not gonna work

she gonna feel a way she gonna tell your girl I'm leaving we're fucking at a hotel or something I'm at your however and I'm out I'm not laying up

on FaceTime with your crew get the fuck out of here that's really insane. I hate to address the elephant in the room. That's a lie. I love addressing the elephant. I can't even lie right now. You are the elephant in the room.

I'm 100%. I'm the elephant. That's true. Listen to this. And I know that people don't want to hear this, but this is just real shit. We're in a place where, and we've been in a place but people just don't like to accept it you have to have trust established in your in all your relationships side chicks included we're not in a space where and this is what kevin not alluded to what he

said on the breakfast club interview which is interesting that he got caught up this way uh he said on the breakfast club i've outgrown cheating because i don't i'm too paranoid i don't try i have to trust you to cheat how do i know you're not pulling out your phone how do i know you're not taping and recording me how do i know your intentions he said all of that so for him but it's to happen this way you do need to have some trust a trust system developed between you and your side chick you do and if you don't sorry that does make her pretty powerful if you have a side chick that you don't rock with and women i know that y'all don't want to hear this they are out there the side chicks that

niggas rock with the side chicks especially when you have bread like the side chicks that especially when you have bread like this the side chicks that you have to trust them the side chicks that when you say give me your phone I'm a caller the ones we want you to call they gonna hold it down you're not gonna get very much when you call them

they exist they wasn't that these two chicks clearly so even though he was rocking with these chicks. I don't mean to interrupt you. I think they started out that way

because he was kiki-ing with the friends. They've clearly had a long-term relationship on the side. Kev probably trusted them, bitches. He clearly trusted them. He definitely did.

He definitely trusted them. So he got gamed by a chick. She probably had a six-month plan on this shit. So, and when I agree with you, Rory, so what I've been saying is that only happens when you are either naive or arrogant.

Definitely some arrogance in that whole shit. When you cheat and you fall asleep with the girl. I don't think it's naive. Kev been in this business long enough to not be naive. That's my point. It's arrogance. I don't think he's naive either. Yeah, it's arrogance.

100% he's not fucking naive. This is what I don't like. And this is a money move. This is what niggas with money do. I'm not calling the feds when I cheated. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm never going to respect it. I'm not going to respect you

involving the police because you cheated on your pregnant wife on her birthday weekend. Yeah. This is a Fed case. There's a federal investigation going on. Shit. You know how much money you gotta have? If I could get that video in my possession

and I got the bread, I might call the Feds, bro. Might do that. Nah. I'm not calling the feds Keep your street code Duke She got that shit And I got an NDA or something

I'm calling the feds Ice is so lucky I love him I would definitely tell the story of him letting the police in And walking them to my bedroom For them to arrest me No I didn't tell the story But Yeah I'm not telling the story walking them to my bedroom for them to arrest me. You just told them. No, I didn't tell the story. But, yeah, I'm not telling the story.

I got a warrant in New Jersey for not letting the cops in your fucking house. Are you going to tell them about the cops pulling us over last week after the podcast? I don't know, man. I'm traumatized. Shout out to the police

that pulled us over last week. No, not shout out to the police. What do you mean not shout out? Yes, shout out to the police. They fucking let us go. Yeah, y'all ain't jealous, so shout out to the police. What do you mean not shout out? Yes, shout out to the police. They fucking let us go. Yeah, y'all ain't jealous, so shout out. We weren't the legitest.

That's what I'm saying. What the fuck is he talking about? Not shout out. Yes, shout out. That's one. Two, in closing with this Kevin Hart shit, what I will say is Kevin Hart's wife

and Kevin Hart's ex-wife have been back and forth at each other for quite some time about the inception of Kevin Hart's current relationship, right? Yeah. So it was just two weeks ago that that beef was prominent, and Kevin Hart's current wife was on Snapchat, Snapchatting her hand on the steering wheel of her expensive vehicle,

highlighting her wedding ring. That's what was happening. That's what women do though. Stop. Did she put the camera back and move her head to put whatever type of car in the headrest?

No, she didn't do that. The focus was the ring. I only bring it up to say the universe works one way. You put it out there. It's coming back to you. So you were showboating your wedding ring. Very proud of your trophy husband that you won.

Accept your prize. Accept it. It's yours. He is yours. Don't leave now. Don't leave. Work through it. That's your nigga. Yo, but see, that's the other thing. That's the other thing. And I swore I was closing this. These types of situations always present a very interesting crossroads for women where they have to stare at themselves in the mirror. When the man that you love, your successful man that you love,

your man that you love and are proud of, this is not someone who you ever thought about leaving. When he puts the egg on your face face we know what the girls in your group chat are saying most women don't have really smart women friends to coach them through these types of situations that's the scariest part of these type of situations i'm not i don't listen her friends are helping her make these decisions oh my my God, women. That's the scariest thing in the entire world. Women, never listen to your friends in times of turmoil with your significant other. Oh my God, that's the worst thing in the world to do.

All your single friends. Why do women even do that? Yo, it was a rule of mine not too long ago, right? This is how important I think that rule is. I stopped dating chicks that didn't have women in their lives like the good, good friend. Y'all know, like I'm like that friend, like I'm going to I'm going to say it. I'm going to talk to y'all that friend. I don't even want to see a woman that don't have that friend.

There's going to be a time where where you're in doubt. Women live in their brains. There's going to be a time. That's also why I preach. It's very important to know your significant other. There's going to be a time where the way shit look is crazy. It's going to be a time where you don't believe the shit that I am saying. All of that's going to occur. I'm going to need you to call the good good friend.

She's going to have to tell you how real of a nigga i am and she gotta talk you off that ledge i forgot what my point even was i just was off on a tangent here the good good friend yeah but when women don't have the good good friend they go to the only guy in their life, which is typically a guy that wants to fuck them to begin with, and then takes the advice from him. Pandora's box. That's typically if they don't have the good friend and they're somewhat of a logical woman. And here's the misogynistic part of this podcast. As logical as women can be, they're going to go to the guy friend and be like, all right, well, let me get the man's perspective. And it's probably a guy that's trying to fuck and been waiting for you to fuck up.

Yeah. Spoiler alert. They all are. This is exactly what Brooke Valentine is doing on Love & Hip Hop to Marcus with Boobie. Joe,

you still watch Love & Hip Hop. Those names are just crazy. Joe is just invested in Love & Hip Hop. He's watching Marcus and Boobie? Joe is crazy. Mo, you don't watch Love & Hip Hop?

No. Do you watch TV? Yeah. Do you have a TV? Yes. Okay. Do you have a TV? When is the last time you watched Love & Hip Hop?

When you were on it? How you don't watch it and you're alumni? Joe, don't do that. Nah, he visited the campus. He's not an alumni. No, he was on more than one episode of Love & Hip Hop. He visited the campus. I'm not an alumni. Whoa, one episode. He went to a different school. Yeah, no. No, I's not an alumni. No. He was on more than one episode of Love & Hip Hop. He visited the campus. I'm not an alumni. Whoa. One episode

of Love & Hip Hop. He went to a different school. Yeah. No. No. I can't be alumni. Mall underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore underscore. They did put Mall. No, they did not. Fuck out of here. They did. No, they did not. You're lying. In the episodes you were there, my name was never on the screen of

Love & Hip Hop. In my story, it wasn't. In real life, it wasn't. But you were on more than one episode. Maybe two. You were on more than two episodes. We could definitely rip that from YouTube. I've seen them. Chris put mall underscore on the screen. You were in the Harlem episode.

The episode with Harlem. Okay. One. That was your star debut. That was episode one where you had to talk Rocky off the ledge outside and I was mollied up. That was Maul's reasonable doubt? That was his debut? No, that was not my reasonable doubt,

Roy. That was not my reasonable doubt. How do we know? What do you mean, how do you know? What the fuck are you talking about? That's not for you to decide. It is for me to decide, nigga. Was that your reasonable doubt?

No, sorry. You were on a few of those episodes, but I didn't even want to talk about that, but yeah, that's what Brooke Valentine is doing.

I don't know who Brooke Valentine is, bro. You do know who Brooke, see, I hate when Rory act like, now you don't know who Brooke Valentine is, and now you're not waiting for a lyricist

to challenge the venomous pen of Killer Mike. You didn't tweet the same thing about JC with Battle Rap like three days later? Oh, I hope no one comes near JC in the URL and his vicious pen. You didn't tweet the same thing, bro? I did. That's what the fuck I thought.

JC or Kill Killer Mike? You wilder. Of course I'm joking, idiot. Mike you wilder of course I'm joking idiot but you are wilder but I think it's okay to say that in the battle rap field

where niggas challenge each other for a living right you were I was asking you were making up a hypothetical battle

with fucking run the jewels and someone else I wish someone would or run which one is Mike you know I was at Meadows and they opened for Hove and I was sitting next to Kim Run the jewels in someone else. I wish someone would. Or run. Which one is Mike? I was at Meadows and they opened for Hove and I was sitting next to Kim and they were doing whatever their little symbol is where they do this bullshit.

I was like, all right, so which one is Mike? Is Mike run or is Mike the jewels? Or is he the? Mike is not the. No, the DJ is not. Mike is too dope to be the. The is trash. Tell me, the DJ is not. Mike is too dope to be the. The is trash. Tell me more about the Meadows.

The Meadows. Tell me more about the Meadows. You saw Nas or no? No, I was too hungover from Saturday to go to Nas. How are you from Queens and you don't see Nas? You fake. Mind you, and it was in Queens. You are so phony

I'm a Jersey resident now man that's far no I only really saw Hove I wanted to see Red Hot Chili Peppers after Nas too was Maul there? no

Maul was definitely there but I ran into some Rockefeller associates but that's neither here nor there we'll keep that for after was Lenny up there? Lenny was there and I blamed him for everything

okay tell Lenny did you tell Lenny I said And I blamed him for everything Okay Tell Lenny Did you tell Lenny I said what's up No we agreed To fuck Joe Button Oh Yeah

That sounds about right Was at the bar I agree with you B I don't fuck with Joe neither Solid Nobody fucks with Joe And Joe After I've made myself

So easy to love Have you made yourself easy to love that's a little I'm asking yeah okay yeah

I have you love me right yeah the fuck out of here then I mean but I'm talking about other people I don't know if you still

that means you made yourself easy to love I like my rebrand my rebrand first of all you talk to me like a brand fuck out of here which is so crazy

cause we all knew him Before the rebrand And don't give two shits About the rebrand I like my rebrand I hate I just said rebrand What a loser

And I'm the hipster I'm not a hipster You can't even fucking Win that fight You work for Complex And wear Vans Come on I'm wearing my hipster pants

Are those the ones You paid $1,500 for? One of them. Talk your shit. That's humble, bro. Yet you wear it with a dirty white beater. I would hope so. That's what you're talking about.

All my pants still cost $1,500. This is a dap. God damn it. This is a dap. I'm not dapping over $1,500 pants. This is a dap. Hey, hey, hey. High five something. A pound. It was a dap. Okay'm not dapping over $1,500 pins. This is a dap. Hey, hey, hey. High five something.

A pound. It was a dap. Okay, we got it. All right, so you don't have any more shit to give us from the Meadows? No, I don't. I don't at all. I was there for two hours. All right.

I was there to support Raven, who was invited by Hov to shoot in the pit. I was there to support my friend. Oh, you're Rory. You're such a good job. Yo, Rory. Yo, Rory, man. Talk about it. I'm telling you, I'm going to pull up the fucking Oh, Rory. Same job. Yo, Rory. Yo, Rory, man. Talk about it. I'm telling you, I'm going to pull up the fucking People's Court theme.

Do it. Oh, wait a minute. Do it. I'll always defend my friends. Oh, shit. And Hypebeast, my friends. Yeah, man. I'm mad Nas posted the fucking clip of him and Nicki in front of the old school Benz.

Me and my homeboy was just talking about Getting old school BMWs The 88 BMWs man So now I can't I don't feel like I can do it Because now I look like I'm biting off a Naz I can't do it I'm going to do that shit I don't care

I'm going to bite Naz It was dope though I'll follow the trend That was fly I like old school Beamers More than old school Benz I think you can still do it Nah

Remember when Puff Took all the doors Off the Jeep Yeah and everybody ran with that But they It was still fly when they did it Yeah but they equated it to puff, though. I don't want to be like, yo, you got that from Nas?

No. They say Nas got it from Hove. Yeah, they were saying from the... Oh, the picture that? No, that was Jay actually in that time. Yeah, in London. But you know that it's not going to stop the people from saying that. I don't know. It's still a good idea, though. Shout out to Em.

That's how men stunt on their birthday. They can't do what women do on their birthday. They got to go buy an old car and take a picture in front of it instead of a bunch of bottles and their friends. Is it just... That's how we... That's the only way we could celebrate our birthday on social media, is get an old-ass car that looks amazing and put Nicki in the front seat without being corny on your birthday

on social media. First of all, any nigga that celebrates his birthday on social media is corny. That's what I'm saying. You can't do it. There is no cool way to do it. I thought the old school Benz was cool. It was cool because the Benz was cool and Nas was cool and Nicki is cool

and it was a cool pic. It was cool. The car is hard. The Benz was dope. Yeah, the car is hard. Old Benz was dope. Yeah, the car was hard. Old Benz is hard. The Emmys, I want to shout out Donald Glover again. I feel like every year now for the past however many years.

Told y'all. He was a genius. Did you tell us that? Are you that guy? You don't know I've been saying that since years ago. If I know it, I'm not admitting to it. Are you that guy? I am that guy he told why i told you because he told you i told you he was a genius i said yo this kid is a genius i'm an admitted

uh childish gambino fan from because of the internet so i i think i'm late to the party from the cool standard but i thought he was genius from because the internet then i saw a stand-up and all this shit he done on whatever TV show but congrats to him man that's major Atlanta is phenomenal major it's one of the better

TV shows I've ever seen yeah he has a part in his afro that's just phenomenal within himself anybody that parts their afro is dope

to me I will say I'll hit you back Jesus Christ. He definitely, Donald Glover definitely had. Fuck is up though. Is this how we doing our podcast?

Fuck out of here Trev. We'll hit you back. I'm gonna hit you back. Yo. My man's Trev. Is Trev still in the Rockets? Yep. I thought Trev was coming to the Kn I thought Travis was coming to the Knicks. He thought nobody's coming to the Knicks. Jared Jack's on the Knicks. That's major.

I'm excited about it. I like that. I am excited about it. Before we hop into sports, we do have to note that hip hop was at the edge of their fucking seats when Donald Glover went up to do that acceptance speech. Because the last time he did that shit, he moved Bad and Bougie up to number one on the fucking Billboard charts because of an acceptance speech.

Hip-hop was sitting there going, all right, which record is he about to bring with him? Well, now he's teasing a project with him and Chance. He's been teasing that for five years. Yo, you know what, man? All right, this is when I just fold right into old bitter angry mode. I might as well make a fucking sound effect or something.

I'm sick of the joint projects, man. Well, we don't get a lot of them. We don't get any of them. I'm sick of the talk of fucking joint projects. I'm with you on that. Come on, dogs. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Enough ain't enough. Drop it. I agree with that. I. Come on, dogs. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Enough ain't enough.

Drop it. I agree with that. I bet enough is enough. Put the shit out. So Glover's talking about him and Chance. Travis is talking about him and Quavo. Sway Lee also said he was working on a joint project with somebody, but my memory fails me at the moment.

Doug, maybe. I'm not part of that world. Doug is another nigga that said he had a project coming with somebody, but my memory fails me at the moment. Doug, maybe. I'm not part of that world. Doug is another nigga that said he had a project coming with somebody. I see a whole bunch of pictures of him and fucking Future in the studio together. Cole and Kendrick have been teasing since 06.

No, seriously. Like 07 type shit. Yeah, Pump It Up was out. Honestly, I'm sick of it. Enough is a fucking enough. We never get the project. All we ever get is Big Sean and Jhene. Which is a fucking enough we never get the project all we ever get is Big Sean and Jene which is a great project that is the

oh here come Maul massaging his fucking political relationships I don't know Jene or Big Sean I'm saying that was a great project I couldn't really get

into it personally I think that project was dope I think it was good it was just too like it felt like too young it was too young

it was cool it was cool but out of all the joint projects we could have gotten, that's the one we landed on. No, he just Joe named it. Mall, Parks and Rory, everyone simmer down. We are not about to critique Jhené and Big Sean's projects on this podcast. I like it. You're their height.

I like it. That's why you like it. I still like it. You have to know them niggas. I still like it. Party's dropping a lot of music. Tell us, Mall. You're the party plug.

What? What's up with all this music he's dropping? The party plug. Party's dropping a lot of music. Tell us more. You're the party plug. What? What's up with all this music he's dropping? The party plug. He's dropping music. He said he would, and he's living up to what he said. Is he dissing Kalani in this new song? Did you hear it? No, I didn't hear it.

All right. Well, when he starts talking about a girl in the ambulance. I don't think he's still doing that. I think he's past that Kalani thing. He's an R&B singer. Well, who's the other girl in the ambulance then that he was there for when she was in the hospital and suicidal that she was on? I'm just telling you what he said.

Wait, this is on a new record he's saying this? Whose name is Kalani? Oh, then that sounds like Kalani. He said that in a song today. Yeah, that sounds like Kalani. Yeah, he said it was Kalani. Her name was Kalani. It was spelled that way. No, no, I'm joking. I'm joking, I'm joking. Kalani's interlude part two. Yo, wait, so you know what's funny

about that? On the fucking show, on the show on Complex, they start talking about the party shit. Of course I love party. Party's a friend of the show. So I'm like, how do we know that Kalani's the only suicidal girl that party knows, right? So then I go on Instagram to read my comments, because I love reading comments on Instagram, right? And Kalani's

in the comments, oh my god, I love your family. I'm like, oh, fuck. God damn it, yo. Would you just shut up sometimes? Right. But I like Kalani. Yes, you do. Kalani is very dope.

I do like Kalani. And very talented. Party, leave Kalani alone. I didn't say that on my show because I'm the last nigga to tell somebody else to not make a song about their ex. Yeah, you definitely are

the last person. I support that shit. I think niggas that don't rap should do it i 100 think that rory should throw a song out about his ex are you kidding me tell me you wouldn't know i want to hear it from your perspective oh on a henny night rory on a henny henny rory i got some bars I think everybody Should have a Hoodie Mello alias By the way And Henny Rory Henny Rory In his living room Do y'all see the gay shit

In Rory's living room Where he has the evolution Of music No I didn't see that Tell us Rory Come on Because then I want to Finish my statement

This don't have Nothing to do with nothing Well I've been listening To music for quite some time Are we getting the jokes off I have records. I have cassettes. No, I'm talking about the...

Yeah, so I have a soundbar. I think it's dope, but I'm cracking on it. Yeah. No, I have a nice soundbar for my laptop, my Bluetooth, regular shit. I have a cassette player for my cassettes, and I have a record player for my records. But all of that's fine that he has those things, but they're on display. They're set up nice. Well, where would...

Yeah, organization. So when he does his insta snaps, I see them all. Wait, does he insta snap the cassette player? Yes. No, it just happens to be in the room. First of all, I don't trust anybody that says it just happens. At the end of

the day, it's in the room. It just fucking happens. At the end of the day. Wait, I brought that up to talk about something. I have no idea what you brought that up. We been knew Rory was a fucking hipster. Oh, Henny Rory. Henny Rory. So if Henny Rory is in his

living room looking at the evolution of music on a dark Sunday night. I'm penning something? His exes is getting bars. His exes is getting bars His ex is getting bars They get a few If Maul is on the corner one night Wait

Seriously What if Maul is just in front of the bodega You know what I mean Talking to the cats His ex tucked a pack in her crack And never gave it back Because Maul is the one that says He don't trust the bodega

If there's not a cat laying on the bread. Right. Classic stand-up bad boy shit. So if you standing on the corner and you glance at your fucking phone and Shorty just laughing all at this fucking Memphis Grizzly nigga jokes. I see how y'all trying to paint me. I don't know if I like

it. Wait, wait. Why am I on the corner at night in front of the bodega, mad at a nigga? First of all, Maul knows it. Fam, for the past three episodes, they've been Picasso-ing my whole image that isn't true. So take some jokes, P.

My bad, bro. Maul is definitely Jamal St. Patrick. Sorry. He ain't ghost. Sorry. He's definitely the ghost of weed. I'm rolling with that That's crazy

Oh so I wanted to Of course you guys didn't watch The hip hop honors Cause y'all don't give a fuck about I watched it Hip hop or honoring hip hop I watched it Yeah right

You did watch it You don't Regina Hall was hosting Anything Regina Hall is a part of I support it She is bae I love her That seems so awkward to me

What Regina Hall Aye aye watch your mouth And can I tell you that I never knew that That was Regina awkward to me. What? Regina Hall. Hey, hey, watch your mouth. And can I tell you that I never knew that that was Regina Hall? Who'd you think she was? All right, wait. You got her mixed up with Regina King? You're all going to laugh at me.

Do you know who I thought Regina Hall was when I think Regina? The girl from Boys in the Hood? Yes. Yeah. A lot of people mix her up. What is her name? Regina King. Nah, she got What is her name? Regina King. Nah.

She got to remix her name. She has to change her name from Regina? Or she got to snuff Regina Hall. Why? Because I think a lot of people make that mistake.

They probably do. I think a lot of people make that mistake. I think it's common. For everybody This was great. Everybody at home right now watching this.

I agree. And acting like y'all don't see what's going on out there body and rory you gotta open your eyes this is to anybody with white friends open your eyes killing parks you have white friends you keep saying you don't see what's going on on television i try to turn a blind eye to you guys open your eyes and if you look like i look i don't then you know how we got look mad alike, but we're here We don't even think Pharrell's black. So what are we gonna do? But I agree with Like three niggas that clapped the human condition is important Don't think just because They come in at the african-americans and they come in at the Jewish community and they come in at the Hispanics

Are they coming at the Jews because you look they coming at the Jewish community, and they coming at the Hispanics. Are they coming at the Jewish community? Just because you look like them. They're using you. So far. Do y'all know Pharrell made y'all wear bape? Own up to it right now. I never wore bape. I don't know.

Rory owned bape. He definitely owned bape. On my mother's life, I've never had a bape cloth near me. Niggas love lying on their mother's life. That means nothing to me. You know how many Niggas love lying on their mother's life. That means nothing to me. You know how many times niggas lie on their mother's life? But if I were to pick between Bape and Supreme, I'm taking Bape. Wait, what's wrong with Bape?

You said bars to more. Bape over Supreme? To me. What's wrong with Bape? I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I've just never owned it. Everything's wrong with Bape. They got good hoodies I think

And Bape is so trash Bape was the If you had on Bape You were the original hype Wait hold on Joe you never asked me To see if I had the plug For the Bape Adidas joints

Like six months ago I don't even know What the Bape Adidas joints are Alright lie to the podcast Alright Just lie like shit I have no problem Lying to the podcast

Yo So rest in peace, Bobby Heenan. Yeah. That was big. The brain. That was big. West Side and Conway put out a, I don't know if it's a tribute, but he's the artwork. He's the artwork.

That shit's awesome. And that shit is amazing. Alchemist produced that shit. Rory's definitely in West Side and Conway. Shit. I roll with that shit. I like that shit. And I like them. Rest in peace, Bobby Heway. Shit. This nigga gives me all my updates. And I like them.

Rest in peace, Bobby Heenan, but damn it. Oh, yeah, you don't say. Fucking, oh, Maul. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

What? As our resident OVO reporter, Drake has a tattoo of Denzel Washington on his body now yeah this is it if you haven't seen it let me show it to you you have that saved in your phone

I saved podcast topics for you it's called production you're reacting you're reacting Maul explain this to me. I don't know. Drake has a lot of questions. I don't know.

I really want to ask him about his tattoo. Like, why does he get certain tattoos? I really, I'm honest. Not even having. Text him right now or FaceTime him. Not even being funny. I really want to know. I feel like he would give you some PC shit.

Like, all these people are legendary. They're inspiring me to be better. That's definitely what he's going to give you. Yeah.. Like, all these people are legendary. They're inspiring me to be better at math. That's definitely what he's going to give you. I don't think so. If they don't inspire you, there's something wrong with you and your ambition. I've never even seen Denzel with a trumpet until I looked at Drake.

You don't remember that movie? He has a trumpet? You don't remember that movie? Yeah, but the trumpet's on him. There's been mad Denzel movies. movies yeah but i think if he just had that the tattoo because that could look like a lot of people without the trumpet but how you think he told him to do not hit the trumpet too come on man it's more better blues you gotta have the trumpet yo i love when more try to not laugh No it's funny Maul No the tattoo is funny

Maul The tattoo is funny But that's not the funniest one to me though You think it's Got a trombone on it It's a weird choice I'm not telling him I agree

I don't think that's The weirdest one though Make sure you get the saxophone What if What if one of us got that tattoo I would definitely need I mean if you're not I have that tattoo

If you're not a musician Or an artist I would definitely need... I mean, if you're not... I have that tattoo. If you're not a musician or an artist, I would question that. Wait, so you get a pass if you're a musician or an artist for having... You kind of understand it. I know it has something to do with music. I can't understand that movie. It's musical inspiration. It has to be. It has to be.

Coming from Drake, it has to be. I still don't get it, though. I don't understand why that. I don't know. But, you know. Maybe I'm just not... I don't understand why that. I don't know. But, you know. Maybe I'm just not, I didn't make enough money to think like that yet. You know when you make a certain amount of money, you start thinking different. You start really like.

You open different chakras and shit. Sinking into that mobile blues. Yeah, like your shit opens up a little more. The nigga with 200 million tried to show you how to move. I never want to move like that. You ain't did his jokes. Yeah, you were. You fucking the game up.

I don't ever want to think like that. You ain't think his jokes was funny? Yeah, you were. You fucking the game up. I don't ever want to think like that. Damn it. Oh, shit. What is you guys' phone service provider? AT&T. AT&T. What they said. AT&T.

Chris, you too? Sprint. I knew it was a Sprinter around. There's always one sprint guy around. Side note, y'all been in Toronto, right? Speaking of Drake and phone services. Not ever since I beefed with Drake, I am afraid. Why is it everything in Toronto is,

who is Rogers in Toronto? The center is Rogers. My phone service when I land is Rogers. I'm still looking for Tim Hortons. There's a Tim Hortons on every block in Toronto. I'm so sick for Tim Hortons. There's a Tim Hortons on every block. I'm so sick of Tim Hortons and his coffee. Somebody from Toronto tweet me and explain to me who Rodgers is. Everything is Rodgers in Toronto.

Where is Tim Hortons in New York? That's AT&T in Canada. Okay. There's a Tim Hortons in New York. There is a Tim Hortons in New York. There's a few of them. In the Bronx? No, in Manhattan.

No, in the city. They gentrifying the Bronx. They gentrifying everywhere. Even Staten Island, I was surprised. What? No, in Manhattan. In the city. They gentrifying the Bronx. They gentrifying everywhere. Even Staten Island, I was surprised. Yeah. What?

No, they not. Who live in Staten Island? Yeah. They are gentrifying Staten Island. I thought that'd be the last to go.

They gentrifying everywhere that we tore down and we didn't take pride in, all these places, Harlem, they're moving back in.

Go right when you get off the fucking E in Jamaica, there's a whole two huge high rises of luxury condos going up where at uh on supfin and archer two big ass fucking uh you know twenty five hundred dollars a month for a living room type of condos that's crazy we're not gonna address bridget kelly at all because that's your friend rory right i love bridget you can address her uh whoa whoa whoa whoa

all right now we're gonna do it since both of y'all if it was only rory that loved her maybe not wait you love her too yeah all right why do you guys love her she's cool as shit i think so too cool as shit when you're cool as shit isn't that more reason for the jokes to fly i mean jokes can always fly i don't so with that said have you seen love and hip-hop no i don't what did boobie do now uh i have not watched i have not watched any of it because bridget told me she was on it and i did not want to watch it because i love her too much bridget friend of the show since two people on the show are your friends i would like you to come answer for this i'm not even gonna kill you i'm not i'm not gonna kill you

but i would like for bridget kelly to come on this podcast and answer for some of the behavior that we are seeing on television that i don't know to be bridget kelly i guess i will say that and i will leave that at that right is that a nice clean way to go about that because we do love Bridget if she's uh in New York next week I will ask her to come on okay good is there anything else that I care about did we miss something hold on let me look at my list oh wait you said you didn't enjoy the hip-hop honors we didn't even get into that I played the Pharrell clip for us to talk about the hip hop honors and we didn't talk about it. You didn't really enjoy it.

So what happened was, what had happened was, I started with the beginning because I saw, you know, they kind of leak who's going to be on it. So I thought it was going to be good. It starts out fucking Lil Romeo is doing I Got The Hook Up, Holla If You Hear Me. He doing, uh, I'm like alright I don't think this is for me And then I didn't like And Romeo took the Lil off his name So watch your mouth Pardon me B

Pardon me I'm sorry Now you were saying Aren't you and Romeo At the same age though? I actually think he's older than me Say something else Say he wants

Watch your mouth Say something wild about Romeo Go ahead Say you want. Watch your mouth. Say something wild about Romeo. Go ahead. Go ahead. First of all, you can't even get beat up by a nigga named Romeo. You can't get beat up by a nigga named Romeo. No.

I'm not even letting that happen. Let me jump that nigga. You look like Romeo. Then fucking. I didn't like how they look like romeo nothing about romeo looks like me but anyway you both like skin uh i didn't like the martin shit uh i was on board when uh avion crockett came out and did the dragonfly jones shit i started to be with it and then it just stopped i think martin uncomfortable. He thought it was going to be more than it was, and then I cut it off. This morning, somebody who I

appreciate their hip-hop opinion was like, oh, that shit was crazy last night. So I went back and watched the second half, which was phenomenal. I was ready to come here and hate on it. The first half I thought was trash.

I really enjoyed it. Missy was outstanding. In the first half, Trick and Trina were the only two that I enjoyed out of that whole thing. You just said Missy was amazing. That was the first half. No, Missy was... No, she was before Trick and Trina. She kind of opened. Maybe I missed the opening. Missy opened.

Maybe I came late. She opened in a black suit oh she destroyed that black no i agree maybe all right then i watched it late and then cut it off late yeah i i enjoyed that and i don't normally enjoy the hip-hop honors this was probably the first one i probably even only continued to watch it because it tailed uh love Hip Hop. But right after that, I got into my fucking show. What's the name of my show I was just fucking talking about?

The Confession Tapes. That's my shit. The Confession Tapes. I'm hooked. I'm in. The Confession Tapes. Yes. Netflix.

Oh, turn me off. Turn my fucking... You're not plugged in. Hey, what the hell? God damn it. It's your fault. If you have never seen the confession tapes...

Well, no. Let me not start there. If you're into all of the same shows like I am, all the shows I'm into, somebody has to die and we have to figure out who it is

and who did it and why. If it's not a murder mystery, I'm not even turning on my fucking TV or a murder documentary. You have to die. You have to die. If you believe that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey grown up, this is for you. What?

That's a conspiracy. It's a real conspiracy. I've said it on this podcast. We've talked about it. I know that some people think that she is that person. Thank you. now i don't remember what i was talking about confession tapes oh the confession tapes the confession tapes uh is a show on netflix it's a series it's a uh eight episodes don't worry i'm not going to

talk about it there's no spoiler alert however it revolves around the police getting confessions from people who did not commit the crimes that they confessed to and the different police tactics that they use, how these things are admissible in court, and how these people are spending the rest of their life in jail. I guess that is a spoiler. That's a spoiler. There's no spoiler. It's already

happened. It's the news. It happened. Yeah, it's the news, but you should watch it. Man, that show is fucking awesome it is it is really really good and i say that just because i'd like to keep you guys abreast on good shit they were watching i did six episodes straight so yeah we i'm probably finished that shit tonight um let's see what else happened i only asked you guys about your phones because sprint and fucking uh sprint and t-Mobile are merging.

Both for the trash niggas. That's why I thought that that was really, really awesome. Because if you combine trashes, you got, yeah. You have a dumpster. Chris, your phone might be, I mean, like, cool, in the near future. Combine trashes. Yeah, combine your trashes.

What else dope is happening? New Jersey has voted on niggas to smoke weed. Shout out to New Jersey. They're going to legalize that shit. And weed is a big business. Right? Huge business.

They might as well just go ahead and do it in New York too because it's all coming right here. I don't get though. As people that are weed smokers, why do they want it to be legal? It's going to get taxed. It's going to be more expensive.

There's going to be limitations on it. Just cop from your dealer anonymously and then go about your business for $10, $15. Yeah, they're still going to do that. My problem is when they get fucking cigarettes and they put mad fucking fiberglass and all types of shit in it. That's going to be whack.

Wait, what? The way cigarettes got mad shit in it, they're going to do that to weed. I might be rolling types of shit in it. That's going to be whack. Wait, what? The way cigarettes got mad shit in it? To be honest, they're going to do that to weed. I might be rolling with this shit too. I think they're going to kill people with the weed that they got on themselves. Yeah, they're going to process the weed.

I didn't think. The same shit they put in chicken nuggets. Rory, you've been holding that in for a minute. You've been wanting To make a stance For your chicken nuggets For a while now Let me get all these Topics out

So we can get to sleep Kyrie Y'all watched Holy shit yes Kyrie I let his beard Grow back man He look nuts He does look nuts

Is that a Boston thing I think I think that was I think that was his way Of just starting new Starting fresh I like Kyrie better When he look like surf

LeBron LeBron's gonna Fuck Kyrie up when he look like surf. LeBron is going to fuck Kyrie up. And they got the first game of the season. Oh, he's fucking him up pregame. I can't wait. LeBron need to guard Kyrie first possession. Come down, clear it out. Everybody move.

LeBron, actually, if you don't do that, you pussy. Real shit. Real shit. Everybody move. Because who on Cleveland can guard Kyrie? Well, I mean, naturally, D. Rose can guard. Who can guard Braun, period? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold up, Rory. More. I mean, no, I'm saying naturally, D. Rose is going to have to guard him. All right, that wasn't a question. Nobody can guard Kyrie in the league. Nobody. All right, well, LeBron would have a better shot, no? I mean, he would have a better shot, yes, but.

Hey, let me tell you something. I think that all of the LeBron tweets and posts and captions and pictures that all say, man, when the fuck does the season start? I'm ready to ball. Because all of that, listen, I done seen him with Hoodie Mello rocking. He's been tweeting this. He's been dancing and working out every fucking day. Him and Kevin Love is rocking here.

UCLA. Everything that LeBron is saying is saying, nigga, when does the season start? It looks like he's looking for the smoke. He wants the smoke. Kyrie wants that smoke, though. Gordon Hayward does not want that smoke. Hey, Kyrie, let me tell you, you ain't got soldiers riding with you.

I don't think that in your time of need, Al Horford and Gordon Hayward are holding it down. Especially how much money they worth. They're not doing that shit. Come on, Gordon Hayward

coming from fucking warm Utah? Basketball, Royals, like $20 million. Don't get it twisted. I'm not talking about hoop. I'm talking about life. He ain't Chandler Parsons.

I'm talking about... Chandler Parsons can't hoop. No. Nigga have one bad season and he can't hoop all the time. He's had a lot of bad seasons. He didn't even deserve the money he got. You said Sean Bradley had bad seasons. Shut up, nigga.

I'm not over that, nigga. I'm not off it. He riding with that Sean Bradley. I'm riding with it. I don't give a fuck. I guess we have to talk about this on a more somber note I forgot to mention last week about Drake's man that was murdered in cold blood

I want to send prayers out to his family I want to send prayers out to the OVO crew, anybody that knew this gentleman because the police released the video today of him being murdered I just feel like there's something against that.

It should be a law against that. What, releasing the video? I understand that they have to release the video to help find the culprit. They should crop that shit or something. But they say that. Don't you only need to see the culprits? But you can't even see them.

If I'm a grieving mother, I don't want to see that, man. If I'm Drake, I don't want to see that man if I'm a if I'm Drake I don't want to fucking see I don't if I know this man and I love this man and you put

I don't want to see that vid I don't know him and I didn't want to see the vid I'm with you and name any of those type of cameras where you can really see the person both them motherfuckers

have their hoods up you can't see it it's just for the internet to go watch a kid die. Which ain't... Kevin Hart extortion plot. Woman in a video is a traveling stripper.

Was that a plot twist? She's going to lose her fucking... She's going to be debarred. Oh, wait a minute. This was the other thing. When niggas thought that the girl that he cheated with was the Miami singer slash songwriter, that's when I was really coming in this podcast to kill Kevin Hart. Why?

If there's somebody that you shouldn't cheat with, it's the singer songwriter from Miami. Opportunist? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not rolling. I'm'm not rolling but that wasn't her also i forgot to mention on that hip-hop honors escape uh escapes candy and tiny came out and performed no scrubs which i was confused about but i was confused about a lot of things. But then I turned to Twitter, and T-Boz was confused, too. So was Coco, and so was Lili from SWV. They all were tweeting about it. I love old R&B diva beef.

I love that all the bitches is killing Brandy. They don't respect nobody that I thought was great back in the day. Hulk Hogan is getting shamed. Nobody like Brandi? They're getting Brandi out of here. Why? They've been trying to get Brandi's talented ass out of here for 15 years. They say that she has some mental issues.

They say that she's going through some things, and that's believable. I'm talking about her talent, though. No, we're not getting her out of here for a talent. So they're getting her out of here for personal reasons. Yeah, not for her talent. But when do we care about talent today? No, because you said they were tweeting about why they're performing no scrubs, and then you said people tried to get Brandi out of here for a talent. So they're getting out of here for personal reasons. Yeah. Not for a talent. But when do we care about talent today? No, because you said they were tweeting about

why are they performing no scrubs and then you said people tried to get Brandy out of here. I'm like, I'm confused. Like, wait. No, those weren't related. Okay.

But I'm just saying. Well, listen, you knew they was trying to get Brandy out of here when Ray J became the prominent sibling. Yeah. Right?

And I like Ray J. Ain't that Brandy's brother? No, that's Ray J. Yeah, basically. I think I got everything. Your man KD. Kevin Durant. Two accounts.

He got caught. Slipped up. Tweeting a third person. I think that's a real nigga move. In the words of Trey Songz, like the rapper from Brooklyn, Big L. Sometimes it happens. Wait, Trey Songz said that? You don't remember when he tweeted that?

No. How do y'all not remember that? I do remember that. I do remember that. I do remember that. Trey definitely tweeted. He did say that. I thought that was a Rory ball.

No, that was a Trey Songz tweet he said. Trey did say that. Like the late rapper from Brooklyn, Big L. What was the quote? That's all he tweeted. There's so much wrong with that line. There's just so much wrong with that line. He even hit with a punchline?

This was like 2010 Twitter. Oh, man. Big L's not even from Brooklyn. I know. That's what made the tweet so funny. Oh, man. That's funny. Trey can't wait for this auto-tune phase to be gone.

He's so sick of these R&B niggas, he's going to kill Tory Lanez. Tell me you don't think Trey Songz want to fuck Tory Lanez up. All right, y'all pussies. Whatever. Y'all pussies. All right, here's a clip. Here's a clip. I saved it just because it's funny.

I'm going to shout this guy out just because that's how funny i laughed that's how funny i laughed that's how much i laughed at this earlier at the ab moon went and found a video of mexican-born kevin hart speaking spanish so stop trashing black men Buenos noches, Diaz. Siete, ocho. Me llamo. ¿Quién eres tú? ¿Dónde? ¿Dónde? Esteba. Como siete, ocho.

Did he start off counting at first? I hope. It sounded like he started with um again. He said, buenos noches. What? Diaz? Buenos noches, Diaz. Siete, ocho.

Me llamo Kevin E2. Donde, donde este va? Como siete, seis. Now, how true is this? Is Tiny pregnant again? I'm not stopping my train of thought for that. I just see something wrong. I don't know. T.I. posted something, said was going to wait, but oh well, lucky number eight on the way.

I saw someone say that Tiny impregnated T.I. All right. I see where we've gone in this podcast. Now, this is silly hour. We've entered the silly hour. You niggas have officially entered the silly hour. Ass chick, you can't extort me if you wanted to. Hold you trip and asking for 10 million.

Fuck is wrong with you. Don't you know that I am married and my wife is pregnant too. Making threats to drop my sex tape. Go do what you gotta do. Look, you can't extort me. I'll just tell the truth. Yeah, ain't dropping no cash now. I'll just tell the truth.

My wife ain't about to leave me. She look like boo-boo to fool. Matter of fact, hand me the phone. I'll call the FBI on you. Now what she say? Drop a sex tape on who who let's find out it's the H-A-R-T I'm running comedy got my own shoe with my key you found this fuck we was partying why you recording me now you be mad in the back that sound like extortion to me honestly don't

give a fuck cause all men probably cheap I'd rather go face black Twitter Than to have you robbing me I don't negotiate with hoes Ain't no groupie robbing me Rather say that I was wrong Old bum ass chick You old bum ass chick I like that I like the way he came in on that

I thought he did a good job Yeah That's why I played it It sounded like he actually could rap It sounds like Kevin Hart should actually just do that It sounded like Kevin Hart doing that That's the other thing When you a comedian Everything you do is funny rap. It sounds like Kevin Hart should actually just do that. It sounds like Kevin Hart doing that. That's the other thing. When you're a comedian,

everything you do is funny. So this is like such a time of, like such a trying time. It's probably a time where you need people to be as supportive as possible, and we're all just laughing. It is rather funny, though. It is funny. It's funny. I think we got everything.

Yeah? I think you might be right. Let's see here. I think we did. What do we have in time? Two hours. Your giant's stinking it up. Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, yeah. Let's get to that. Who won last week? Who won the picks? Oh, I got the picks. I got the picks. Y'all got sleepers? No, no. No, no. No, picks. Y'all got sleepers? No, no.

None of us got sleepers. No. It's all about the Giants. Oh, no. Let's go back to our... This fucking stupid game you started. All right. Parks had the Raiders.

Easy. They won. Moore had Pittsburgh. They won. Joe had Seattle. Who did Seattle play? They played. Yeah, they played.

Two picks, bro. Oh, they won. You're just saying that. They probably won. They did win. They beat the— No, they won. Yeah, they beat the Niners 12-9.

Oh, yeah, no, that was a good game. I know that game existed. No, it was a good game. They won. That doesn't sound like a good game. I had the Chiefs, and the Chiefs won. The Chiefs won. All right.

So pull up the games now so we can pick next week's part. And people informed me this is called Suicide Something. That's dark. It's dark? Oh, suicide? Yeah. All right. Well, you said we can't pick the same team again, right? No, you can't pick the same team again, Parks. No, that's suicide? All right. Well, you said we can't pick the same team again, right?

No, you can't pick the same team again, Parks. No, that's cool. All right. Who did I pick last time? Oh, the Raiders. You picked the Raiders. Oh, my God. Mad computers and technology in here.

The Unabomber's right. You love the Unabomber. Joe is the Unabomber. I cannot wait for the DC sniper doc. Why has there not been a DC Sniper doc? There's probably one on YouTube. I'm sure there's one on YouTube, but that's going to be a great one.

Holy shit! And the season finale of The Sinner is tonight. Jessica Biel, The Sinner, I'll say no more. But if you binge watch shows, you should check out the center. I don't remember the fucking network. Oh, USA.

The center on USA. Oh, my God. Tonight. I'm excited about that. Tell me y'all still didn't pull up the football games. No, I did. There's some good matchups this week. Week three about to be lit.

Well, let me read them because whoever read them last week was trash. Rams, Niners, Texans, Patriots, Ravens, Jaguars Broncos Bills Saints Panthers Steelers Bears Falcons Lions Browns Colts I want the Steelers this week Buccaneers Vikings Dolphins Jets Giants Eagles Seahawks Titans Bengals Packers Chiefs Chargers Raiders Redskins Cowboys Cardinals Bengals, Packers, Chiefs, Chargers, Raiders, Redskins, Cowboys, Cardinals. I am taking the Steelers this week. That is my pick. I think that they will destroy the Chicago beers.

Joe Steelers. And you guys still sound confused. I'm taking the Patriots. That's an easy one. Well, why are you guys? Over the fucking Texans. Oh, wait. We can pick the Patriots now? After the week since the week No you can never pick them again

Well Mo you picked Pittsburgh You could pick the Patriots No he can't The Patriots and the Giants Because we started this game in week two They're out They both lost week one They're out we cannot pick them

Why no one picked I just told you why. We started the game late. We started the game late. That's why. All right. So while y'all look at that, I'm going to play. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.

And because of that, I should make smart decisions. And recently, I didn't. I'm taking the Broncos over the Bills. You know, I'm not perfect. my back and because of that I should make smart decisions and recently I did I'm taking the Broncos over the Bills you know I'm not perfect I'm not gonna sit up here and say that I am or give me Oakland over Washington for and I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen and they did and in doing that I know that I'm to hurt the people closest to me who I've talked to and apologized to. My wife and my kids. And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment.

It's a shitty moment when you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior. At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better. at the end of the day man I just simply gotta do better but I'm not gonna also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes and in this particular situation that's what was attempted

I said I'd rather alright who we picking alright so Joe got Steelers I have the Broncos. Mo has Oakland. Parks has the Packers. Who the Packers playing? I don't think they got an easy game.

The Redskins. There's not a lot of easy games. Week three might be all right. The Bengals are so trash. Oakland going to beat the shit out of Washington. I mean. I don't know that. I don't know about that.

I don't know that. Is that what they're playing? I don't know that. I do not. I don't know about the shit. I think they'll win that game, but I don't know about beat the shit. I don't even know if that's what they're playing. Yeah, it is i don't know that i do not know about the shit i think they'll win that game i don't know about i don't even know if that's what they're playing yeah i'm not it is what they're playing i'm not rolling with the shit i was gonna pick one of the either the browns or the colts but that's a loser bowl i'm not gonna set myself up

oh here's early here's something nice for from all adidas has overtaken jordan as the number two brand in u.s sport footwear. Duh. I'm shocked that Jordan had that. You're not going to just give me a duh right there. Who didn't know that? I've been arguing in favor of Adidas. No, no, no, no, no, no. We had a big argument. You've been arguing about Nike.

You've been arguing about Nike. Look at him trying to clean that up. You've been arguing about Nike. What's up with Nike? Not Jordan. Doesn't Nike own Jordan? But Jordan is still totally different, though. At no point did I ever say Adidas was bigger than Nike.

Yes, you did. No, I did not. Let's just get to sleepers. No, I did not. Yes, you did. Let's just get to sleepers. My entire argument for you people who cannot hear, luckily we do a podcast. Everything is documented.

Bring that shit back. Episode 123. That's why we need an intern. But my point was Adidas, who for my entire life was like nothing, is on Nike's heels. That was my point. And then you told me that. You told me Nike is not worried about Adidas at all. They're still not even close.

And then I said, no, not today. But when you look at projections in business like I would assume Nike is doing, they would have to be cognizant of what Adidas is doing. We had that conversation here. Adidas is still not even close, though. Today. Yeah. They still have a very long way to go before Nike ever feels threatened.

You changing your tone. You were saying right now. Yeah, you said Adidas is getting Nike to fuck out of here. Adidas was towering over Nike. That's what you said. That's exactly what I said. I might be quoting you verbatim. I know.

I'm such a genius. That shit don't even sound right, what y'all niggas are saying. What are you talking about? I know that's what you said. You might be quoting you verbatim. I know. I'm such a genius. That shit don't even sound right what y'all niggas are saying. What are you talking about? You said Nike was number two. Yeah, that's what I said in 2017. You said Nike was

being Adidas. Yeah, motherfucker, you did. You did say that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You didn't say that. You got sleepers. Trying to sleeper your way out of this one.

Oh, do we care about the Mexican cartels Taking a stand and shooting and killing anybody That comes there to work from Narcos Whatever they say on Rollerwood I'm not surprised at that Why did the people from Narcos Think that they could send the scout locator

To the most dangerous place in Mexico Why did the scout say I'll do this Because that was his job. And as I was reading the fucking blog, the blog obituary, the last paragraph... The blog obituary. Yeah, you know you gotta put an obituary on the blog. The last paragraph

was like, he made his career scouting the most dangerous of locations from... And I was like, uh... Not the most. Mistake number one. Yeah, I don't get it. Mistake number one. Yeah, I don't get it. It definitely couldn't

have gave me that job. Rest in peace to him, though. He shouldn't. Yeah, nah. White people think, well,

no, he's not white. He's Spanish. I think he was Mexican. He was working for the man, though. You work for the man, you the man.

It's crazy. Maul, do we have sleepers? I think I covered everything. I don't think there's anything else that I really, really care about. I don't care about Nike unveiling their fucking jerseys.

Whoop-de-doo. Good for them. Yeah. Oh, back to Rory's point on last week about 40s and waffles. They didn't, the venue didn't allow them

to bring in the 40s. They had them. No, that's my people. Yeah, no, I'm just saying. My bad. My bad, more. No, I'm just saying. Courtney hit me.

She was like, no, we just weren't allowed to bring them in. Oh, I was drunk at that shit. I didn't care. There might have been 40s there. Shouldn't have taken my word for it. Shout out to 40s and Waffles. The new September 23rd thing they're doing, the last one for the year in LA. I might try to make that.

Do you work for 40s and Waffles? No, I want the 40s and the Waffles. No, I don't want they're doing the last one for the year in LA. I might try to make that. Do you work for 40s and Waffles? No, I want 40s and Waffles. No, I don't want 40s. I don't drink no more. Good, good. Do we care that Mike Tyson reportedly confirms Jamie Foxx will play him in upcoming biopic? It's going to be dope. Yeah, everybody knew that though. That little

piece he put out with Ebro was great. Had everybody want. That was like the trailer when he was describing how the movie opens. I put my faith in Jamie in That was like the trailer when he was describing how the movie opens. I put my faith in Jamie with that because typically I thought when he was about to do Ray, I was like, I'm just going to laugh

at his Ray impression just because he's a comedian, but I was completely wrong. So, yeah. But Jamie has been... I'm here for Jamie on that. He's been mimicking Mike for years.

Forever, I know, but it's always been funny. Yeah. But Jamie is so talented, I think he'll do all right in that shit. No, I think he will too. He's going to body that.

Jamie's one of the most talented people on planet Earth ever. I'm going to make my list. It's Jamie, Chris, Glover, me. All right, we'll stop there. Anyone have sleepers? Maul. I'm one of the most talented? Yeah, I appreciate that.

I was asking if you had sleepers Maul Oh yeah I got sleepers Y'all want me to save my sleeper first Yeah I wasn't thinking about Like your talent level Okay my bad I already know you're pretty talented Alright

So does OVO And Rough Riders And Dad Toy And Rockefeller And Young Money Shady And Cash Money And Shady

Am I playing Mons first? And DaBarge. DaBarge. Start naming R&B niggas. The Pips. The Whispers. Should we do a mall segment? Before we get there, I could forget about that.

Wait, wait, wait. Last one. Last one. I promise. Last one. Last one. Oh, come on. Last one. Last one. I promise. Last one. Last one. Last one. This is it. Oh, come on. Come on. Michael McDonald on this shit. All right. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.

And because of that, I should make smart decisions. Hey, depending on what she picked, return on back to work too. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not going to say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment

where only bad things can happen and they did. And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me, who I've talked to and apologized to, including my wife and my kids. Oh, my God. Okay, last one. I promise.

Last one. Last one. Last one. Boy, you got your sleeper? I'm trying to find it. Hey. What? Don't play with me.

Oh, duh. You don't have the sleeper yet? Update your fucking iTunes. Yeah, right. Don't worry right don't get fucking crazy here or learn how to type yeah just learn how to type

how come I can't type uncle oh yeah hang out with too many white people uncle murder drop the uncle

I think um I'm at a place in my life where um I'm at a place in my life where I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions

and recently I didn't you know I'm not perfect I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am or claim to be in any way shape or form and I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment I'm not going to sit up here and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen, and they did. I'm so sorry, baby. And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me. I never meant to do you wrong.

Who I talk to and apologize to. Being my wife and my kids. I'm sorry. And I just, you know, it's a shitty moment. It's a shitty moment when you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior. At the end of the day, man, I just simply got to do better. But I'm not going to also allow a person to have financial gain off of my mistakes.

And in this particular situation, that's what was attempted. I said I'd rather fess up to my mistakes. Mo, you ready? Are you playing belly? I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back and because of that I should make smart decisions and recently I did it

you know I'm not perfect I'm not going to say it shut up Ruben it's a good song though and when was Ruben playing ball You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not consistent. Shut up, Ruben. It's a good song, though. Man, when was Ruben playing ball? You are such a dick, man. Give me the arms, man. It's like I missed the shot.

It's like I dropped the ball. No shit. You missed the shot. And dropped the ball. You know what's funny? Ruben is my man, shit. You missed the shot. And dropped the ball. You fat. Yeah. You know what's funny? Ruben is my man, too.

He probably smoke you, too. Ruben shouldn't be playing ball. He might be nice. I don't care if he is nice. Y'all both had a hit in 04. I didn't even have a hit in 04. Oh, okay. Whatever.

Same time. I'm going to play. This is Little Ito featuring Mayhem Lauren. This is called High. I like Mayhem Lauren. It's my guy. Shout out to fucking Forest Hills. That's a good one.

You niggas get high. I get high. Wait a minute. Niggas get high, nigga. Yeah. Difference between the house and the home. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it. her red, yeah, safe to say that's my soulmate, living day to day, scrape the blow plate, you know who you with, know yourself, my niggas on go, trying to go straight, no results yet, just acetone cans with the compress, four pounds to make your palms sweat Gotta listen more, talk less Still modest, used to fill dockets Spill pockets, bitches fill crotches

Prosperous, but I don't do snakeskins or ostrich I'm polished, a nigga the system wanna abolish You don't know who you with, know yourself Put a hole in your shit, over wealth You on your own, no one else Let's get high, nigga Yeah, court dreams is tarnished These little niggas 14 with charges

He wanna be the next designer Just gotta respect the grinders You know, I've been in and out the game, champ Since Theo had the birds with the name stamped Street lights, I'm still under the same lamp We goin' up north once the chain clamps That's the difference between you, you niggas get high, you boys get to the gym I get high, you have high Let's get high nigga, yeah

Difference between the house and the home You don't know who you with, know yourself Put a hole in your shit, overwhelm Yo, you on your own, no one else Let's get high, nigga Yo, let's shake out, gettin' this flake out Truffle french fries for takeout My whole team gettin' creamed up Y'all niggas never seen, dawg You might've seen me in the back streets pitchin'

Worked to some cuckers with they back teeth, listen I'm blowin' like the Vatican at midnight Pardon my ways, I had to get this crib right So much jewelry, probably think I did a heist These drugs are free, I'm only selling them advice P.O.P.O., my Peruvian struggle Got a thick white chick that got a Nubian bubble Got a thick black chick that got a white girl's hair Told them both to play nice because life ain't fair Shit, I'm in the beach chair, rockin' ski wear

Watchin' people cop all the grams, my niggas prepare Rockin' crisp leathers with some Chris Webber's jean up Then we read up, nigga, the strips fed us In the building even when I'm outside Fuck around, you getting outlined, pussy You don't know who you with, know yourself Put a hole in your shit, overwealth You on your own, no one else

Let's get high, nigga That's Lil' Eto featuring Mayhem Lauren called High Lil' Eto, I see you, nigga Shout out Mayhem Lauren, friend of the show That was hard Lil' Eto, I fuck with Lil' Eto That beat was hard, I'm ready to rob somebody now You got one?

Yeah, I guess. Get a reach? Microphone check. One, two. Mall sleepers be making me want to rap sometimes. For real. You gotta cut that shit out. What you mean? New York got some shit.

So don't do it. This would be the best time for you to rap. Nah, I'm cool. Why would now be the best time What you mean Cause Uzi getting slick Out the mouth I mean Uzi was talking shit

Nah I think I think that you have I thought you fucked Uzi You have a lot to A lot more content now I should go teach Uh Uzi and Russ

Not to test The lyrical venom That exudes From my pen Woo No Sound like the rage Of the machine right now Fine Yeah right Uh the lyrical venom that exudes from my pen. Woo! No. Sounds like the rage machine

right now. Fine. Yeah, right. You didn't even have that. Gunshots are corny Should I play the new Sonder record or the new Kevin?

I'll play the Kevin Ross shit. I got a couple sleepers today. Should I go barefoot? Should I go Timberlake? Should I hit him with this? Or should I hit him with that? Shut the fuck up.

Shit, this is the first week I've had a couple that I can play. It's Kevin Ross, Don't Go. I like Kevin Ross. I'm going to play Saunders' new shit next week. Imani got to snuff in for this, too. This is Imani in my brain. I did want to end with Imani's project. And I can't put you down, you're my past, my now, my future You're one exception to the rules

To everything I thought I knew No one else will ever do Cause I Swear you won't ever come I know you can't stay too long, but baby don't go Baby don't go, baby don't go Baby don't go, baby don't go Baby don't go

You're my Mona Lisa with a smile that guys would kill for You're my high price hot and I ain't help it that I'm a selfish girl You're the rock of my road, you're my blues, my soul collection Put the record on hold road, you're my blues, my soul collection Put the record on hold, damn your perfection You're one exception to the rule Said everything I thought I knew No one else will ever do Cause I

Swear you won't ever care I know you can't stay too long But baby don't go Baby don't go Baby don't go Baby don't go Baby don't go Baby don't go

Cause I Swear you won't ever care I know you can't stay too long But baby don't go, baby don't go Baby don't go, baby don't go Baby don't go, baby don't go Ooh, and they left a space for the Rory 16. Remember when you heard it first?

That's brand new for my man Kevin Ross. It's called Don't Go. Henny Rory got 16 for that. Right here, 101.9. That'll be all for my man DJ Henny Rory. Coming up next, smooth sounds of sounds Henny Rory is mad funny Henny Rory is mad funny sad she need help

should we get into you boys I've been needing help Sabrina Claudio put out a new joint I love it I love her this is called Belong to You. Shout out to her manager, who's a big, big friend of the show. That's my man.

First of all, how come on all of Sabrina Claudio's songs, she has the perfect phone sex voice? Yeah, she does have a pretty tone. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. That's one. And two, why did phone sex die cause FaceTime that is still phone sex though

it's not just vocal it's FaceTime sex it's on your phone though you're not focused on the voice as much as you are focused on the visual how do you know what I'm focused on how do you know what I'm focused on how do you know what i'm focused on i'm not i'm not even concerned you're a weirdo you're a really strange person and you run a strange music festival

that shit was lit though I belong to you You You Grab hold of me Gentle love but touch passionately I'll give you my blessing Take me person and objectively Exiting internally I belong to you

I belong to you I belong to you I belong to you I'll be lost in you You You Take care of me Talk of digging and and night falling deep Stimulate me I want you mentally and physically I belong to you

You You I belong to you. You. You. I belong to you. You. Hey. That's brand new music from Sabrina Claudio That one is called Belong To You Freshly released

If you're unfamiliar with her It would behoove you to go and just download Or stream her back catalog She is amazing And that's all I got man I want to thank you gentlemen For yet another really amazing week Is there anything happening this weekend

Coming up that I should know about? No, it's over. Not that I can think of this week. They got a million. They got Hurricane Jose, fucking Hector, all types of earthquakes and shit going on. Be careful and be safe. I might need to smoke some hookah through Jose. Forties and Waffles in LA this weekend.

No, fam, fam, fam, fam, fam. Ball, ball, ball. Ball got a percentage on that. Relax. I might go. I got it, though. All right, so hit us when you get there, then. 40s and Waffles in LA this weekend No fam fam Fam fam fam Ball ball ball Relax I got it though Alright so hit us when you get there then Y'all not coming? Since we plug in

You move You moving to LA yo I'm telling you I've been saying it It's gonna happen Me? No me he says Yes you

Nigga I'm looking at you If I move to LA Y'all gotta move Why? If I move to LA Y'all gotta move I'm not against That's? If I moved to L.A., y'all got to move. I'm not against it. That's why. But I'm not.

But no, no, no. That ain't the fuck why. You were so hellbent on never moving to L.A. If I moved to L.A., it's because the bag is big enough for me to be in L.A. And if the bag is big enough for me to be in L.A., that means I've already negotiated a big enough bag for you both to be in L.A. as well. No, no, no. Listen. That is why.

No, no, no. Don't talk bag talk now. Wait, huh? You missed when we first had this conversation you don't want to talk when we first had this talk you was just like man fuck la i'm never moving that was your stance it wasn't bag talk that was my stance yeah so now your stance has changed russell simmons kind of have talked me off that ledge only because according to him he talked you off that ledge. Only because according to him... He talked you on that ledge. No, he talked me off it. According to him, well, I didn't need him to tell me all the New York niggas is out there. One.

Pardon me. Two, Russell says, take my word for it, nobody's more New Yorker than me. It's a move that you have to make if you want to accomplish certain things in your career. That's what he said. I don't care. And when he says that like that... I will move to the swamps of Mississippi if the bag is big said. I don't care. And when he says that like that. I will move to the swamps of Mississippi if the bag is big enough.

Don't give a fuck. I wouldn't. Swamps of Mississippi. I don't care. The bag is the bag. Nobody's going to recognize you little naughty. I don't want to be recognized. I just want the bag.

I don't care if nobody knows me, Joe. All right. So just so I paint the picture before we get out of here. Shorty's going to be laughing at homeboys' corny jokes while you're in the swamps of Mississippi looking at your phone upside down. Yep. And I'm going to be counting that cash. You know what? On that note.

Mississippi got some joints, no? You shouldn't be worried about where the joints are. I'm not going with y'all to the swamps of Mississippi. That's what y'all was doing. I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back. I want to thank everybody for listening. I had a great time with you guys. Our prayers go out to Kevin Hart.

Hold up, man. Our prayers go out to Kevin Hart. Let's all say a prayer for Kevin Hart and Spank. And Spank. Who else should we say a prayer for? That whole plastic red cup boy conglomerate they got over there. Wait, what? A red plastic?

His whole crew. Red cup, red plastic his whole crew red cup red plastic plastic red cup boys some shit like that red cup boys wait whose crew is that Kevin's

that's like his company bunch of real good comedians oh no wonder they got he got fucking caught they're good comedians I'm just talking about

the name I'm not saying they're good friends I'm only talking about the name of the group the red cup comedians no it's something doper than what I'm saying there they're good friends. I'm only talking about the name of the group. The Red Cup Comedians? No.

It's something doper than what I'm saying. There you go. Plastic Cup Boys. That's much doper than... All right, whatever, man. It just sounded better than what I was saying. It's not my job to judge anybody, man. Let me just get out of here. Shout out to Plastic Cup Boys.

I'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back. And because of that, I should make smart decisions. And recently, I didn't. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not supposed to appear and say that I am or claim to be in any way, shape, or form. And I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in the environment where only bad things can happen, and they did.

And in doing that, I know that I'm going to hurt the people closest to me, who I've talked to and apologized to, including my wife and my kids. And I've just, you know, it's a shitty moment. I'm so immature. Grow up Whatever

And there's no excuses For your wrong behavior At the end of the day man There's just something That I do better But I'm not gonna also Allow a person to To have financial gain

Off of my mistakes In this particular situation That's what was attempted I said I'd rather Fess up to my mistakes you bullshitting but that would actually chop that up and that's a great hook for a record what kevin's saying what kevin's saying yeah like if you was a spit of earth and then bring half of that in as a hook um i'm at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Because of that, I should make smart decisions. Drop it. I like the acapella first and then the drop. And recently, I didn't. You know, I'm not perfect. I'm not going to step in. I'm out.

See you niggas next week. Shout out to the story that's breaking tomorrow that we didn't know about yesterday Cause we're not psychic I bid you adieu I don't even know what that means Adieu Don't ever say adieu In my presence Ever again

Adieu