The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 132 | "Dismayed, Rigged, and Munrowed"

Episode Date: October 11, 2017

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I miss Parks as like a rap engineer. Mike, Mike, Mike. Thank you, Miami. Hold up. All right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We forgave. Weighing in. Wait, hold on. Keep that.

Learn to trust. Weighing in. Now, run away. At 200 and mad pounds. We build it up. Coming to the ring. Now it's solid. You've seen him in mad Kevin Hart movies.

Solid as a rock. You guessed it. You've seen him in mad wrestling shit. Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Dwayne. Nothing's changed here. Woo! First of all, y'all already knew that I came to be silly.

No, no, no, Joe Biden. Microphone check. One, two, one, two. We are live in action. My apologies if the frequency at which my voice is hitting the headphones is bothering you. You complain and ask niggas. The Joe Budden Podcast, episode number 132, I'm guessing. Come on, Maul.

Say something. I ain't heard from Maul in a year. Maul don't say nothing and he's on a podcast. 132, right podcast 132 right and we are here live in action to my left is Rory aka Irish

McNasty aka Feral aka Rory Lanes aka you've got mad AKs I know three years of this podcast you know RL from next has a baby named Rory Lanes, a.k.a. You've got mad a.k.a.s. I know. Three years of this podcast. You know R.L. from Next has a baby named Rory Lanes that has red hair? They have an Instagram account and everything.

You need to get your pub. Yeah, I feel kind of a way. I feel a way. How you going to get pub on a baby? Have a Jewish lawyer. And I didn't know that somehow. No, I don't have a Jewish lawyer. And I did know that somehow. No, I don't have a Jewish lawyer. No, I was talking about the RL.

You should get one. You bitches are so phony. Remember when all the bitches wanted to fuck RL? You too young to remember that. No, I remember when RL was popping. For real? No way. When Next was popping?

No, no, no you don't. No, you don't. You guys think I was born in 2015 for some reason. Yeah, but I was like 12. Butter Love came out in what year? 97? Some shit like that. No, you don't. You guys think I was born in 2015 for some reason. Yeah, but I was like 12. Butter Love came out in what year? 97? Some shit like that. 96, 97. Rory was not getting pussy in 97.

Next Too Close wasn't popping when I was in... You were like six. No. Too Close was popping at my first baby moms. That's how I bagged my first baby mom. Both Too Close. That's just a little... The record lasted until my... No pun intended. That's how I bagged my first baby mom, off Too Close. The record lasted until my...

No pun intended. That's how you got it? I didn't even think that was funny. That's funny. Why? That was the truth. Because I could just see you trying to spit game while that record was playing. You mad corny.

No, see, that's why Next and Too Close was such a phenomenal record. Because you didn't... I didn't spit any game. Right. I was trying to figure out game for at least seven months. And then that record came out. And all I had to do was dance while that record was on. Yeah, that's back when niggas was dancing.

Yeah, what? Wait. See, we off on a tangent now. But how did the new niggas dance with girls? They don't. They don't. Honestly. They don't.

They jump up and down in their section. You are kidding me. They buy bottles. We've been through did this we talked about this last podcast but they're not dancing with girls no they're jumping up and down with their phones in their hands next to the girls twerk with each other you know how you dance with somebody you put them on this snap like you hold your phone up and then you put her on it and like that's how y'all dubbed yo you fucking little fuckity fucks have killed dancing with women. Yeah, it's over. Bad enough, y'all.

It's over for dancing with women. Bad enough. Holy shit. Bad enough you fucks killed off Toys R Us. Toys R Us. How do you fucking kids hate toys? FAO Schwartz. They killed everything, man.

These kids are fucking idiots. Wait, FAO Schwartz is over? Yeah. Shit ain't on Fifth Avenue no more. Shit ain't downtown no more. Damn, that's foul. Why won't kids play with toys, though? You millennials.

Because we got iPads, bro. Yeah. Every month, some report comes out about what the millennials don't like. Like, oh, millennials hate titties. That was crazy. That was crazy. You didn't see that, right? Yeah, I saw that.

I saw that. Rory, answer for this stuff. Who hates titties? That's not possible. Ain't see that, right? Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. Rory, answer for this stuff. Who hates titties? That's not possible. Ain't you in the millennial thing? No. I think technically you're a millennial. If you're rolling with the new, you know they put out revisionist history.

They need to. Where millennial is 80. No. Millennial's not 80. What's millennial then? 81. So just the year that you're not. That's what you landed on?

No, if I'm wrong, tell me. I don't know what it is. I just thought you were in it. When I was born, millennial started at 81. They changed it recently to mean something that I don't know because I was close-minded. So you like titties, but everyone in 1981 does not, is what you're saying. You know what's funny? I don't really love titties. I like titties the way every other man likes titties, but everyone in 1981 does not, is what you're saying. You know what's funny? I don't really love titties.

I like titties the way every other man likes titties. You know, I've had this titty conversation a lot this week because women don't know what being a titty guy is. Women think if you just like titties, you're a titty guy. And that's incorrect. Men like titties. My dad is an ass guy, and he says tits are for kids. That's usually what he says Well I understand the thinking Because what do you do with titties during sex

Grab them Outside of grabbing them and sucking on them Look at them Alright we're all Alright to my right is Maul Hi Maul I didn't introduce Maul Across from Maul is Parks.

Across from Parks is fucking Chris. Behind Chris is Siobhan. Behind Siobhan is E. And next to E is Siobhan that I didn't know rhymed with Siobhan. Mad Vaughn. It's mad weird. But anyway, we are here. How is everyone doing?

Wonderful. Happy Wednesday. Salutations to everyone, right? Air horns for everyone. Where is my air horn? Here it is. Now, we have really, really serious business to get to. Do we?

Yes, small. We do. Is it about titties? No, Parks, it is not. Now, actually, we have a lot of serious issues to get to. It is not. Now. Actually, we have a lot of serious issues to get to before we get to the catastrophic goings ons in Dallas with Jerry Jones and Jamel Hill. Before we get to our investigative reporting. To get to the bottom of and uncover the Nelly scandal.

Way more pertinent business to get to here, ladies and gentlemen. We will, we will rock you. Y'all don't understand me. Y'all not feeling me. They playing with you? So, yeah. I don't understand. They not feeling that. They not ready for We Will Rock You.

Listen. Y'all laughing, right? But I asked this question on whatever podcast it was that our trusty, not intern, but well, Tavon told us what podcast I said this in, but I asked you gentlemen, who would win in a fight between The Rock and Tyrese?

This was episode 120. Everyone laughed at you, at me. Everyone called me a fool. We were the first people to, I think we kind of broke this story. We did. We definitely had a few...

We did. We did break this fucking story. This is like a... Nobody was... Nobody was gas on for sure. Yeah, nobody cared. But y'all two laughed at me. Especially you.

Especially you. When you said who would win in a fight. And here we are, nigga. I think The Rock is winning. What fight are you watching? The same fight you're watching. For the listeners out there and the viewers who do not have context, let me help you guys.

You might have missed that podcast where we broke this story. The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, and Tyrese Gibson are going to fight. They're going to collide. Why? Collide is just funny. They will collide. Okay. Maul and Rory bet on The Rock.

In a physical fight, yes. Fools. I'm taking The Rock. Fools. Fools gold they sign up to so easily. I take The Rock. I mean, not The Rock. Who do I take?

Tyrese, right? So these niggas are going to fight. This is over Fast and Furious Part 29. Let me give you, pass me the phone. There might be more Fast and Furious than the unit radio next stage. This is 35 Fast and the Furiouses. This was the first post-apocalyptic. Some of them ain't even about cars.

One of them was about karate. It's never been about cars. One didn't have anyone from any Fast and Furious. It was just some guy from Texas with Lil Bow Wow in Japan. Bow Wow wasn't one of them. Yeah, that's trash. With the quarterback from Friday Night Lights. Whichever one he was in.

Sorry, Badwab. You my man. Come on, Rory. Put your passcode in here. Thanks, Rory. I'm reading this from Rory's phone, by the way. Okay, so Tyrese posts from his page. Is this the right one?

That's the first one. I popped it off. Tyrese says, and I quote, Congratulations to At The Rock and your brother-in-law, a.k.a. Seven Bucks, producing partner At H. Garcia 41, for making the Fast and Furious franchise about you. In caps, it was you, by the way. And like you, DJ, even if they call, I will not be deleting this post.

What was his man's lagoon that he added in the last one? That made him delete everything? What was his name in the last one? That made him delete everything. What was his name? That was The Rock. That made him delete everything. Exactly. He ain't tell us. Good night, folks.

See you in 2020. April. Hashtag Fast Family, right? Question mark. Nah. You hashtag and then say nah. It's about hashtag Team Dwayne. Three years.

Will it be worth the wait? If I still have the... I swear to God I'm impressed right now. But I don't have it. Oh, wait. Do I have it? Time for... No, I don't have it.

We were... Give me the next one. All right. So... The Rock, I think... Now, wait. No, time for uh give me the next one all right so the rock i think now wait i'm no no just give me all tyrese's i don't want the rocks yet give me tyrese next the rock was tweeting and then i don't listen fuck what you talking about my pick tyrese started yet again with aggression say something more i'm waiting to hear what you're saying you say something that shit was deleted already when he said he wasn't gonna delete it he With aggression. Say something more. I'm waiting to hear what you're saying. You say something, Rory. Say something, Siobhan. What are you, niggas?

That shit was deleted already when he said he wasn't going to delete it. He deleted all the other shit. Wait, then my nigga Tyrese said he's on Twitter and won't hit my cell at The Rock. He's adding him, Rory. Wait, wait. This is the people's champ? Question mark, question mark, question mark.

Hashtag Shore Hobbs, epic failure. You came here to break up the Fast Family mall and Lenny S. Now. Here we go again. Now. Yeah, Lenny S. is getting dragged into everything. I don't care. Say something. Somebody say something

That sounds like Tyrese is ready to beat The dog shit out of The Rock Why didn't he do it last time? Tyrese is waiting for a phone call that's not coming He was talking tough The only way to get in touch The Rock made him delete everything Now he back being Twitter fingers

Yeah like that don't The Rock on Twitter like it don't matter The Rock's still recording it don't matter. The Rock's still recording, still filming. He ain't paying Tyrese no more. Yeah. Tyrese.

Fuck what these niggas talking about. You know where he lives, dog. For real. You don't think he knows where he lives? He doesn you know where he lives dog all right so go over there We will rock you Nigga they gonna put All types of love To Tyrese Ashley Show up at the rock property Playing that fucking song Is gonna put hands Elbows Knees

Listen man Headlocks Biceps Tyrese gonna have to go live From his hospital bed Man he can't tweet nothing Fingers broke Everything

Listen We're not done With the Tyrese tweets And Instagrams Oh Tyrese has more? There's more Alright wait a minute man If Tyrese is gonna get busy like this

Hold up Hold up a second I didn't know that Tyrese had Was this aggressive He not answering his phone calls I mean Come on Come on

Coming to the ring Weighing in Mad dark skin Coming to the ring. Weighing in mad dark skin. You've seen. His skin tone? Yeah, you got to weigh his skin tone. Fuck it. You've seen him on the Coca-Cola bus.

Coca-Cola bus. You've seen him in Baby Boy. The Transformers. Breaking up TGT. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Tyrese Gibson. And I think this song is dedicated to The Rock. I think he thinks The Rock is indeed his sweet lady. Say something, Mo.

No? Nothing to say, right? All right. Take your... Oh, here, press this button, whatever's happening here. Tyrese has more to say. I don't care if y'all think that this is silly. I think that this is investigative journalism. Tyrese says, and I quote with a picture of mad niggas that is that doesn't include him yes

it's a it's the cast of Fast and the Furious without him in it Tyrese does post a lot of Paul Walker pictures I will say that rest in peace Paul Walker and I won't go further into that because Tyrese DMs me but he does a little you know what I mean that's why that's why you picked him in this fight who's winning in the Tyrese-Joe Budden fight? Shut up, Rory. Tyrese says, and I quote, diversity, love, multi-ethic,

worldwide, multi-generational, United Nations. He just named it. One fish, two fish. Ramen noodles. What does this thing say? One fish, two fish. Ramen noodles. What does this thing say? All right, hold up.

United Nations. One race. Fast family. Until Dwayne showed up, I guess this whole time. Until Dwayne showed up. I guess this whole time he had a problem because he wasn't the only one on the movie poster. I guess dreams do come true. Congratulations to H. Garcia and The Rock.

You guys are just amazing. You really broke up the Fast family. I tried to warn you guys. You thought I was hating. You was hating. I was simply fighting to keep the family together. What makes us great is when you see us

all together. We don't fly solo. That picture doesn't even have them in it. He's not in the picture. Yeah, he's not in the picture. Hashtag my last post. Three of those people died in the movie in like the second and in real life like three of these people are dead it's not funny but good thing we don't get sponsor money anyway hashtag my last post today i got three years of venting on this clown.

Now, Maul, Rory, answer something. Tyrese sounds aggressive. Tyrese sounds like he's with the shits. Oh, no, this was next, Maul. This was next. Why are you showing this? This was next. But no, no, no, no, no.

But first, so now, right? Yeah. Keep your enemies close, man. Listen, no one wins when the family feuds so ho was trying to tell the rock as predicted here comes tank as predicted because we just knew tank was coming and shout out the tank He texts me from time to time, so I can't go too far with this. But why is Tank in this? What do you mean why? The same reason you're in everyone's beef. Tank been wanting to snuff Tyrese.

Tell the truth. Somebody say it. Nobody going to say it, right? I think so. We know Tank want to snuff Tyrese. Them niggas just need to fight. All right, so here comes Tank. Who in the TGT fight?

Here comes Tank saying Who won the TGT fight? Here comes Tank saying, and I quote, well, with a picture of his naked torso. I don't understand the picture that people choose. He a RB singer. He's allowed to get away with it. He chose that picture.

Yeah, but you can't choose that at 45. What you mean? Well, he's showing that he's ready for the Hobbs movie. He could fight Hobbs. All right. Tank says, having a real fan moment at the moment, guys. At the Rock spoke on my request. If it goes no further than this, God, I'm thankful.

You know, niggas always want to bring up God. Blessings to you, brother. Hashtag Hobbs Shaw. want to bring up god blessings to you brother hashtag hobbs shaw how do we feel about this knowing that tank hates tyrese and that we won't get another and he's talking to a movie character shout out to hobbs that's not a real person bro yeah it's all creepy now do we think tyrese can beat up tank and Tank is my man. I'm going to go with Tyrese, bro. Tank my man, too. Tyrese from Watts.

I'll give him that. Yeah, Tank maybe I deserve. So, nigga, you deserve it. Alright. And Tyrese is clearly high. So, I don't think he's feeling nothing. So, then a girl says to Tank, that's not cute. Everyone knows how much this means to Tyrese is clearly high, so I don't think he's feeling nothing. But wait. And that's crap. So then a girl says to Tank, that's not cute. Everyone knows how much this means to Tyrese because of his friend he lost.

Just remember, God doesn't like ugly. And as he's giving this, he can take an ith away. So with that being said, and then Tank says, as an actor, you're saying it's wrong for me to ask for a job? Mad question mark. Wait, Tank is an actor? No. No, Tank is an actor? No. No, Tank is not a fucking actor.

He's done a few shows. You've been in a few series. Are you an actor? Oh, no, Tank was in, wasn't Tank in the new edition shit? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's an actor.

I'll give him that. I'll give him that. Wait a minute. He was in the new edition movie. He was in a show on BET. Like, he acts. Maul. Y'all mad at me. He had on a very bad wig in that show on BET. He acts. Maul. Y'all mad at me.

He had on a very bad wig in that new edition movie. Maul is the nigga that want the fake new edition to stop parading around while the real new edition is alive and well. So don't tell me that. But those are actors, though. They're actors. He was. What was he acting as?

A singer? No. He's a fucking singer. No. Tank wasn't acting as a singer. No. He was the label head. And he was on that BET show. He was like. He's a fucking singer. Tank wasn't acting as a singer. No, he was the label head. And he was on

that BET show. He was like... He had on the... Okay. He had on a lace front. He killed the shit. Nah, I'm not talking about that.

Are y'all about to say it was a lace front? He definitely had a lace front. Tank doesn't have any hair, duh. Tank don't have any hair? No.

All right. I don't care about... I don't care about Tank's hair. What were we just talking about? Oh, acting. What else has he been in, Maul, since you want to argue this now? I mean, he hasn't had any crazy roles, but that one series on BET.

Is Tink an actor enough to avoid his fucking blatant and obvious Tyrese beef and what this angling and positioning is with someone who's already beefing with... He's trying to further expand his acting career. Tyrese was in the same boat at one point. What boat was that? Same boat Tank is in. He was a singer. Transitioned into being an actor.

Tank trying to do something. I think all these songs are to the rock. Lately, nigga. I'll fuck I think all these songs are to The Rock. Okay. Lately, nigga. I'll fuck you up. Listen, man. If these niggas really fight...

I mean, The Rock is not that type of guy. I don't think he's... How do you know what type of guy he is? The Rock ain't paying him any mind. How the fuck do you know? Clearly, you're not answering my texts, my calls. Like, he's not paying Tyrese any mind. Hey, The Rock.

answering my texts my calls like he's not paying Tyrese any money hey The Rock would you try me I'm breaking up the fast family nigga I'll fucking kill you all right The Rock says all right here we go we have words from The Rock this is mad days later this is after he reports with his fucking publicist his media people and this is what he gives us right and it's a picture of I didn't even see the fucking picture here let's see here all right here we go the rock says daddy's got to go back to work Hobbes pumped to expand and build out the fast and furious universe in a cool exciting way with our Seven Bucks production writer-producer Chris Morgan,

producer Hiram Garcia, and lead producer and my bigger twin, Neil Moritz. All right, Tyrese, you lost already because he's shouting out the check grabbers.

He's shouting out the niggas. Every show. Yeah, he's getting it done. He's shouting out all the people that stabbed you in the back to work with him. Or haven't sexually assaulted a woman yet. Yeah, you have to be mad at these. Roy, that was a horrible joke.

You have to be mad at these people too, Tyrese. Okay. He continues. Thank you, Universal Studios in caps. Tyrese, he's killing you. I ain't going to lie. How you let him shout out Universal? They can't shout their label out. Thank you, Universal Studios. In caps, Tyrese, he's killing you. I ain't going to lie. Wait. I told you.

How you let them shout out Universal? They can't shout their label out. They retweeted it, too. Oh, man. Thank you, Universal Studios, for ridding me of that headache type. Oh, all right. I said that. For being tremendous partners who see the big picture.

And for coming to us years ago with this spinoff idea, Tyrese. You bent out the plans. They came to me in 2001. I've been letting you eat. That's what he's saying. If you need me to break this down. You like the seventh lead in Fast Night anyway. Yeah, this is crazy, Tyrese, but I'm on your side.

Listen to this. Years ago, this spinoff idea. Huge shout this is crazy, Tyrese, but I'm on your side. Listen to this. Years ago, this has been on for a day. Huge shout to my brother, Jason Statham. Oh, wait, that's the other superhero guy, right? It's the White Rock, I think. He's the what Rock? The White Rock. Oh, yeah, the Rock isn't white.

I always forget that. The White Rock. He's the one that has all, he'd be the bad guy in mad movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is the White Rock. He's the one that has all... He'd be the bad guy in mad movies. He is the White Rock. That is who Jason Statham is. 100%.

He's like Wok. He probably took a couple roles in Vin Diesel too. He's like Wok. What's wrong with you, man? Not Rock. I got it. I got it. There's a couple roles with Vin Diesel, too. He's like, what? What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong with you? Not rock. I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got to say it again. All right. All right. Let me get my phone. Let me get my phone. All right. Let's see.

What's happening? Jason Statham is still alive. All right. When is the last time y'all saw Jason Statham? With The Rock. That's like seeing Bloodsport Part 4 or some shit. Jason Statham, I... Huge...

This nigga's still shouting people out. Jason Statham... Oh, huge shout to Jason Statham for the trust and wanting to create and deliver something fresh and badass for the fans. Only The Rock gets away with saying badass. The word badass. Yeah, only him.

I have a tremendous amount of respect for this franchise that I've enjoyed dropping blood and sweating over the years. And my vision is to create greater opportunities for not only my fellow Fast and Furious castmates. And Kevin Hart. But for other amazing actors as well who want to be a part of something new and cool. The Rock is so full of shit. Anyway, I want to use my spinoff platform, you fucking piece of shit failure, Tyrese Gibson, to create new characters better than you.

What exactly is your character in Best of Us? What do you do? I've been wanting your character out of here, Tyrese. I'm trying to put new niggas. Not your TGT head ass. Tyrese gonna whoop your ass. Tyrese is texting me now. Alright wait a minute. I want to use my spinoff platform

to create new characters that fans will ultimately love to have fun with in multiple chapters and platforms. Tyrese, not fun. TV, digital, virtual reality. The more opportunities we can create, the better for the fans. Smart business.

Let's have some fun. And to quote Hobbes, the boss, if you don't like it... Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. I didn't even mean that. To quote Hobbes, the boss, if you don't like it. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. I didn't even mean that. To quote Hobbs the boss, if you don't like it, we're happy to beat that ass like a Cherokee drum. He said Cherokee drum. These are the signs of love and betrayal.

Yeah, that's what he said. Why didn't Tyrese see the signs what's the rock sign Tyrese why didn't you know man these are the signs of love of betrayal of a nigga kicking you off the movie man

kicking you out the cast is he an Arius is he a Gemini maybe that's why this nigga stopped on Scorpio Picking you out the cast. Is he an Arius? Is he a Gemini? Maybe that's why this nigga stopped on Scorpio like that. If The Rock is a Scorpio, this song is about to be real different. The Rock definitely has a scorpion tattooed on his arm. I'm sure of it. Savon, find out The Rock's zodiac sign, please.

Finding out The Rock's zodiac sign is a sick ass task. Then clear your internet history afterwards. That's a sick ass task to ask another man. Listen, Savon, find out The Rock's favorite dish if he's free Wednesday because I want to take him out. I was going to look it up, but I couldn't be that soft. Wait. Oh, shit.

That is a sick ass task, number one. Sidebar, this has nothing to do with nothing, right? For the last five weeks, every time I talk to Rory, he's headed to the gym, right? So I always laugh at him because, like, shut up. Because, shut up. I didn't ask you where you were going.

He said, what are you doing? What you were doing. Like, he just volunteers. Yo, I'm in the gym right now. Here we go with Joe and lying again. Right? Right? So that's fine.

I pay it no mind until y'all niggas keep being funny today, right? So I keep having to lean over. Rory's bum ass back is all hard. His fucking arm is all extra tall. He keeps trying to get extra strong as I lean in there. Get the fuck out of here, man. He won't let you know they sweet. Yeah, I'm sick of Rory's shit.

Hey, I picked the rock side. I'm trying to get that Hobbs movie. working out for about two weeks. Niggas definitely do stand a little strong. This nigga hit me with it. I'm like, damn,

I feel bad for even leaning on him now. First, because I got to take my tank photo to pitch to The Rock to be in the Hobbs movie. This nigga is fucking crazy. Rory Statham.

Rory Rock. All right, listen. Rory Rock. I guess I have to keep you guys posted with this. Tyrese is going to beat the shit out of The Rock. I right, listen. Rory Rock. I guess I have to keep you guys posted with this. Tyrese is going to beat the shit out of The Rock. I mean, that's just what has to happen. If a Fast and Furious movie hits the fucking screen and Tyrese ain't there. We got 10 years until it happens.

They got mad time. They definitely doing three Hobbes movies before that. All jokes aside. All all right let's stop joking for a minute and i've talked about this way longer than i want to talk about it but it's funny though is it shady if the rock came in and got his own his own shit man it's not shady it's a spinoff no it's not shady it ain't a spinoff if you stop the other one. Then it's just spun off. I just want to know why Tyrese is saying he's breaking up the family. I don't understand why he keeps saying that. Because The Rock is trying to invite new and cool, fresh actors to bring innovative ideas that would be cool and badass.

I think Fast and Furious needs badass. I think that's what Fast and Furious needs. When is the last time you've seen a Fast and Furious? I saw the last one. Oh, you are whack. The last one's the one with the last

Paul Walker one, right? Or was it one after that? I don't know. It's one after that? I'll never know. Oh, shit. I'll never know who Maul is. What do you mean?

Everybody had to go see the last one with Paul Walker. That's the movie we had to rush to, huh? Yeah, you had to go see that. Why? Because Paul Walker died? But I mean, you just had to see see the one the last one that's the movie we had to rush to huh you had to go see that why because paul walker died but i mean you just had a guy that went that information for no i just want to see how the story went but i didn't know it was one after that i didn't see the one after that when he when they told you he fledger died before the movie came out you're like

oh man this is let's go let's go is joe making a conspiracy theory about movie rollouts? No. I'm saying every single time somebody dies on the set of a movie and they leak that information, I say, who are they leaking this for? It's Mo. They're actors. It's not leaking information. The dude in the movie died. Yeah, but I always think it's tasteless. So they shouldn't say that Paul Walker passed away?

They should just keep that information secret? No, I'm not really talking about that one. But on Dark Knight or whatever that was, Heath Ledger was a big-ass actor. They 100% marketed that movie behind the death of Heath Ledger. That happened. They didn't have to market it. The Batman markets itself. Once you say a new Batman is coming out, it don't matter who. They didn't have to market them. The Batman markets itself.

Once you say a new Batman is coming out, it don't matter who died. Everybody's going to see it. That's just one of those movies. Batman is just that type of movie. You have something with the crow. No one was going to see that.

Yeah, the crow. I didn't see the crow. Who cares about the crow? What is that even about? It was actually a good movie. When did you become Ebert? What do you mean? The crow was a good movie. What are you the nigga that... Why are you the movie expert? It was actually a good movie. And when did you become Ebert? What do you mean? Crow was a good movie.

What are you the nigga that, why are you the movie expert? I'm not saying that Fast and Furious, I'm saying Fast and Furious needs some new type of, it's the same shit. Now they not, like you said,

it's not even about cars no more. These niggas is doing all types of shit. Man, film it in the Bronx. That would be great. I would watch it. Or Jersey. New Jersey Drive. It'd be a whole lot of deaths

take Fast and Furious to New Jersey are we gonna are we gonna uncover the Nelly rape scandal we should dive in there I don't really have

a lot of information tell us what happened I don't know I just heard he was locked it came at the wrong time because most rape charges come.

There's no good time to be arrested for rape. No, no, no. And his... Of people believing him. Because if you watch the video hours before, he's creepily twirling Dakota Fanning's hair on stage. It's like that creepy uncle at the barbecue that keeps saying, oh, you look just like your mother.

He's on stage with this young girl singing to her in the face that made me really uncomfortable. Then the rape charge came two hours later. I was like, all right, man, Nelly's kind of fucking wild. I think that's why they put that video out, though, after that shit came out. They tried to bring him down? Yeah, they was trying to give it some validity.

Like, look at him. He's on stage with a young girl and playing with her hair. I mean, those videos are very uncomfortable, though. Yeah, but I mean. Someone look up the lyrics to Over and Over Again. Why was he singing that to her? Rape is such a sensitive, like, it's. Super sensitive.

It's like, you can't really talk about it without somebody getting offended. With his answer, I kind of, I kind of believe him. What was his answer? Do you think I did that dumb shit? Come on, man. I'm telling you what happened. Come on, man. How's the record?

Come on, man. What? The signs are there. I'm listening to the words. The signs are there. Guilty. I'm going to stop for this. Hot shit. I'm going down. I'm going down.

Stop with this thing and fuck us up. Us. Unless you're going to do it. He's had a couple lines. Tip drill. That didn't go too well. Listen. Rape, again, is a sensitive thing, but I don't think Nelly would have to rape someone.

I don't think anybody has to rape anyone. Here comes them all. No, I'm just saying. I don't. Come on. Was it on his. No, I'm just saying. I don't... Come on. Was it on his tour bus too? Yeah. Come on.

Tour buses do get pretty hot. In his defense. Yo, I ain't gonna lie. This rape charge makes that oh, mad funny. Let's listen again. No, I don't gonna lie. This rape charge makes that O mad funny. Wait.

Let's listen again. No, I don't want to. Let's listen again. Wait. The O is wild. That sounds like he's organized the rape. Let's go, y'all. Oh. That don't sound like that?

No, man. All right, fine. Of course we don't think Nelly did this. No, I don't think Nelly did that. Nothing remotely close to real. Is that all our investigative reporting? I feel like that should be it on that Nelly rape shit. Hold on.

He was on a country music tour. Of course that's not the best place for Nelly to be at. Ship it wild on the country tour this year. Mad rapes is on the country tour this year Mad Rapes is on the country tour doesn't behoove Nelly to go on the whitest tour

of all time and twiddle the little white girl's hair on the stage and then try to twiddle a girl's hair to me that's more

let's talk about that more that was to me that's like I'm not the one that should dive into it that was very just weird. That was weird.

I didn't get that. Nelly going out of country. You can bring a little girl on stage in whatever song. I think the lyrics were like, you're beautiful. Something, whatever it was. But it's like, you don't have to play with the hair. That's what I found to be fucking crazy. They were asking her creepy fucking questions.

Like, come on. You can bring a little girl on stage. You could have held her hand, walked around the stage. Do you talk to your teachers? Right. Fan, what? Hot air. So hot.

Hey! Hold up now. Let me hit the applause button. All right. Hold up. Nelly? Nelly? Turn off Nelly.

All right. Mound of applause for our lovely fucking guest who is not officially here because we have not introduced you yet. And I kind of like it like that because I have so much shit to talk about you to your face. I saved it all. How? Are you kidding me? Oh, I have. Brid Bridget I have had a list I'm here to be your lawyer

you're gonna need one you're gonna need one I'm here to be your lawyer you're gonna need two of those but alright let's close Nelly and rape back to our rape expert what you got me fucked up Nelly and rape. Back to our rape expert. What?

Hold on. You got me fucked up. I didn't even say mall. You looked at me, though. You look right at me. Fuck you mean. Nigga, don't look at me. You can't be the rape expert? No, nigga.

All right. So let's just throw it to mall, then. No, don't throw it to me. Don't throw it to me. Our senior rape analyst. Our senior rape analyst. Our senior rape analyst. Our rape correspondent. See why we need women on this podcast?

This shouldn't be a joke. This shouldn't be a joke. But wait, mind you, we're only joking about this because we believe these charges are erroneous. We know Nelly. Well, I know Nelly. I don't believe him to have done these things. this because we believe these charges are erroneous we know nelly well i know nelly i don't believe him to have done these things uh and neither do the police which is why they let him go right so let me be very clear on that now on to ti's point that he made and ti is the unofficial mayor of hip-hop because on his instagram he's the mayor of hip-hop, I guess. Says big words. Yeah, I mean, we don't challenge him, so it just is what it is.

T.I. says that lying about these offenses should be a chargeable offense. I agree. How does the room feel? I agree. Whatever the man is facing, how many years he's facing, if he's found to be innocent and you lied, the woman should have to do that time again. It's a bit excessive. Why is that excessive? Why is that excessive? Why is that excessive?

Tell me why that's excessive. Because it's not going to happen. I agree. I'm saying it should happen. I'm not saying it's going to happen. It should. I played devil's advocate.

That will stop a lot of women from screaming for rape. Women are already scared to come out about rape. That might make them even more scared because there are a lot of rape charges

that are true that go unconvicted. That's true. So now do time right right yeah because if you got right no no i'm saying pretty easy to prove you got raped i'm talking about the women that lie no because if you don't get a rape kit right away all right clearly none of you are the senior rape experts uh let's just leave this one alone We clearly need a rape expert I do think that They shouldn't put anyone's names out there Until a decision in court is done

Because even if you're accused of rape And it comes out that it wasn't true You're a rapist for the rest of your life People just look at you as a rapist So I think until that Yeah because people still refer to Kobe as a rapist Yeah Which is crazy to me.

Wait, why is that crazy to you? Because he didn't rape anyone. That's why that's crazy to me. Yeah, but if you didn't do it, how would you still? Frank man over here. I'm just saying, if you didn't do it, how am I still tagged? Because he was charged with it. So you don't see how some people still would view him that way?

No. Well, that's to my point of saying there shouldn't be any names out there until it comes out the decision in court. You're not going to keep someone famous's name out of someone's intern. I'm talking about a perfect world, man. It should be a leader. Harvey Weinstein. It's been a rapey fucking week. Yeah.

Harvey Weinstein is nasty. What do you know? Yo, you know in Lil B called Joe a nasty man That's what I thought of Harvey Weinstein Harvey Weinstein is a nasty man He's not nasty He's a nasty man Joe Look at his face he's on the TV right now He just looks nasty

I'm going to take a shower You sit there and have a drink He look like he smell like cold cuts Then have a glass of water No you must come here now Now you're embarrassing me No come in here Well I've said this all before Sit there and have a drink. He looked like he smelled like cold cuts. Then have a glass of water. No, you must come here now. Now. You're embarrassing me.

No, come in here. Well, I've said this all before. I know. Go to the bathroom. Go to the bathroom. Hey, come here. Bitch, listen to me. What she's saying is crazy. I want to go downstairs.

Well, you read what she's saying. I don't feel uncomfortable. Honey, don't have a fight with me. I am not going to do anything. I swear on my children and that I love them. Come here. I want everything. I'm a famous guy. I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now. Please am not going to do anything. I swear on my children and that I love them. Come here. I want everything. I'm a famous guy.

I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now. Please come in now and one minute. And if you want to leave, when the guy comes in with my jacket. Why yesterday did you touch my breast? You can go, oh, please. I'm sorry about that. Just come on in. I'm used to that.

You're used to that? Come on, please. Yes, I want in. I will never do another thing to you. Five minutes is all I need. Don't ruin your friendship with me for five minutes. I am Harvey Weinstein. never do another thing to you five minutes is all i need don't ruin your friendship with me for five minutes i am harvey weinstein now ladies and gentlemen we were able to read that we read that that way because it just so happens to be on a cnn screen that's directly across from us that wasn't

planned now if he didn't get caught with this i know y'all niggas have said some of the same verbiage at some point yeah i i've said all of that to someone when I was 24. We all told her to come in the bathroom for a minute. Yeah, but I didn't touch a titty the day before. Every last one of us have said, hey, just five minutes. I thought we was fly. Come in the bathroom just a second. Nobody said that.

Only him. Only us, me and him. Joe and Harvey told a female to come in said that. Only him. Only us, me and him. Joe and Harvey. I've definitely told a female to come in the bathroom. I have. But not in the context of her saying it. Have y'all ever been to the bathroom in speed?

Yeah. Oh, and let me just tell you, Mr. Rockefeller, the whole co-ed bathrooms in 4040. Hey, Hov, if you're listening to that one. Why do you point to me? Yeah, that's a little creepy too, you nasty fucks. I've seen a lot of shit in the 40-40 bathroom.

Every bathroom in New York is co-ed. Damn near, hell yeah. A good amount, yeah. Bars? Yeah. A lot of bathrooms are co-ed. I didn't know that. Most bars. I don't leave my house. But nah, 40-40... And my bathroom doesn't work. 40-40's a little different because my house. I don't. But nah, 4040. And my bathroom.

4040 is a little different because the bathroom is like a section. Is it fly too? It's super dope. Somebody in here is fucked in the 4040 bathroom. I won't ask any questions,

but I'm positive. I'm positive that any room you go in in New York City that's full of 10 or more people, somebody has fucked in the 4040 bathroom. And the speed bathroom, somebody has fucked in the 40-40 bathroom. And the speed bathroom if you're over 30. Speed bathroom. Niggas got cut.

I'm still looking for shorty. What the fuck is you talking about, nigga? That bitch went to the bus stop. I never saw her again. I'm still looking for shorty. She went to the bus stop after speed? Yeah, I never saw her. It was 6 a.m. That bitch ain't have class or nothing the next morning. I was like, damn, she ill.

Taking the bus home from the club is crazy. At 6 a.m.? That's crazy. That's absolutely crazy. After being with Joe Bud in the bathroom. That's crazy. At Speed, you know the young bitches was going to take the bus home. The bus home was crazy from the club.

That's wild. Yes, he was right. Joe really thinking about this shit. He really thinking about this. Send ready to text. Send texting me. Send walking in. All right, listen.

All right, I guess we'll talk about something of more serious subject matter, right? All right, wait a minute. I've got a drop for that, too. Damn it. We are stepping up the production value. Time for Rory and Maul to have substance. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. This is where Maul and Rory have to actually sound informed

about things that are going on in the world outside of sports and Hennypalooza. Valid. Valid. So. Valid. So let me tie this together for everybody. Keep it real. You reached out to Shannon Sharp yet?

Have I reached out to Shannon Sharp? We should, by the way. Savon. No, we played that record at Hennypalooza. God damn it. Bridget done kicked our intern off the chair. Savon, remind us that we have to reach Shannon Sharp. Savon got a great job.

I ain't going to lie. Just found out the Rock Scorpion Zodiac sign. reach Shannon Sharp. Siobhan got a great job. I ain't gonna lie. Just found out the Rock Scorpion Zodiac sign. Contact Shannon Sharp. It's a wild to-do list. Hey, Siobhan, hold it down. You know what I mean? Wait, what was we just about to talk about? Oh, let me tie this together.

Let me tie this together for everybody here. Because this starts, I think, with Jamel's Twitter stance a month ago. Right? So let's start there. On Twitter, Jamel Hill of the 6 o'clock ESPN Sports Center with Michael Smith went on a Twitter rant about some unfavorably, favori, unfavori things.

I don't think that's the word, but. Favori? Unfavorable. unfavorable things to say about savory yeah I think that's the word it's unfavorable now you went to fucking what's that little Bronx school you went to now you want to sound

that little Bronx school him and E went to that one school every time we drive by that street, they got to talk about it. Oh, remember the days? We've never drove by that street together. Remember freshman year? We've never driven by that street together. We have 100% driven by that.

Never. Me and you have never driven by that street. I've never pointed it out. How do I know? You did. That one school is funny. You know that one school? Because it's nothing in the area beside the school but danger.

That's the only thing there. It's a lot. It's a little different now. The school is on the corner, and then it's trouble. Yeah. That's a fact. These niggas the only niggas proud and want to reminisce about the days there. Remember Miss Watermelon

Anyway Miss Watermelon What were we talking about Jemele Hill She goes on this Twitter rant a few weeks ago With a lot of unfavorable things to say about the president Right ESPN then almost

Suspends her Or fires her. We don't know because the public backlash was too much for them to comprehend. They backed away quickly. That's what public outcry does a lot of times. So, right. That was the end of that. She then released a statement to say that she shouldn't have said whatever the fuck she said in her Twitter because it reflected poorly on the company.

You know all the company shenanigans that you got to say. We know the game here. And here we are now. Everybody in the NFL seems to have gotten over this whole kneeling thing with the exception of Jerry Jones. And Donald Trump and the vice president. Well, and the Dolphins, but the Dolphins are the only niggas keeping it a buck about it,

so we're going to excuse them. Jerry Jones is a liar. Jerry Jones, and let me just paint this out for the people, is how old? 74 from Texas. Jerry Jones is 74 from Texas. I don't know if that means anything to anybody else out there. It means something to me. So now let's take that and let's couple that with Trump and his fucking old ass and his oil ties in Texas.

And now let's bunch that shit together. And them two niggas is friends. And Jerry has donated to Trump all of this fuck shit. I'm not a political nigga. So don't get it from me. Get it from Trevor Noah, one of them. Right. So then that happened and and this is where i'm i'm a little confused by jamelle because i do believe that espn pulled

her in the office the last time she did this and said uh nigga knock it off jamelle doesn't so then she went as somebody that would take favorable to that. Oh, no, no, no, no. Check this out. Check this out. We all humans at the end of the day. We all have to feed our families at the end of the day. So. So, no, she took favorably to that. And that's why we saw the tweet from her that said, hey, this was in poor judgment and didn't reflect well with the company.

So that was her acknowledging that. And we know that because ESPN's report now is this is her second infraction. And she acknowledged it before they said that. I'm getting this from them. Right. So she took well to it. Guess what? I'm not mad at her. She fucking supposed to take well to it. But because you took well to it now, I'm confused. What did you think ESPN stance was going to be the second time you tried it jamelle i stand with you i'm with you let me paint this picture very clear for anybody with ears you niggas don't have platforms like word you getting the jokes off what what what what what is there that y'all are not understanding you don't have no fucking voice uh des bryant dac prescott all you black cowboy

niggers right and y'all so pussy and des is my man so i'm just theoretically speaking here because i don't think the desert's pussy nor would I want to fight him one-on-one. But they so pussy. New undercard for Rock Tyrese. They so pussy, right? The rock don't want that smoke. They so pussy, right? The young black men,

because of the systematic whatever the fuck you want to call it, we don't even have the balls or the where it all to say, guess what? if I fucking stop playing football Dak Prescott I'm talking to you now if I stop playing football because that's the threat that is the threat you just young and naive so you don't know that that threat is meaningless to you because guess what America thrives off big business and the bottom line of the dollar, nigga. And if you stop playing football, then they stop winning games.

This is all connected. Well, that won't happen. Well, we know that's not going to happen. Yeah. So, I mean, I'm just talking shit right now. We know that. Get your shit off, though. Go ahead.

Get your shit off. We know that the young players. And, I mean, listen. And I'm objective enough to say I don't even judge them for it because that takes a lot of strength. That takes strength. Especially in them rookie contracts. Yeah, I don't think Dak is even in the position to say

I'm turning down my 400 grand or whatever I'm making. You know what I mean? That's probably not guaranteed. Zeke got some other issues, right? Before we even get to racing, what's going on? Zeke was dealing with a play full. So I don't expect him to come out. He in his crib cutting up tank tops and shit.

I don't expect him to really give a fuck about shit that is of some importance, is what I'm saying. But that was the point of blackballing Cap. Because now it has players shook. Because see what happened when you speak out. That's why they're doing this to cap currently because now anyone that speaks out and also i want to talk about espn though because they know what they did when they put jamelle and mike together two amazing personalities but they put them together let's call a spade a spade to bring more of a black audience to ESPN. ESPN, especially nigger.

So. Especially nigger. ESPN, who we watch applaud the efforts of the late, great Stuart Scott for pioneering a style that them white people really wasn't fucking with, right? That happened. Absolutely. Every fucking year we are reminded of that right so we take that and now to your point here comes jamelle and fucking michael smith carrying that legacy on hey those is a those is brothers and sisters espn got white

niggas up there reciting fucking future lyrics and all types of other shit going on which is what it's got all day let's call a fucking spade a spade but with that espn is playing of course they have to but this kind of trying to please both sides let's bring in jamelle and mike together to get the black audience but once they start speaking about black issues that have to do with sports as well all right well let's suspend them for that so i just want your audience i don't want your opinion yeah that's so espn in this instance is insane to me so to you people out pick a side well they picked the side they picked the side they made that clear and and let me paint that picture very clear for the listeners who may not be in the know and these are facts that are all googleable i'm not inserting my joe budden opinion here espn's ratings have left more to be

desired in the past years right now let's couple that with espn thrives on football. Football. I don't know if you guys have noticed, they don't talk hockey in hockey season. They won't even tell you who's in the fucking Stanley Cup damn near. Hey, the Cubs just won 90 games in a row. Nobody knew. Know why? Because they fucking make their money off football, right? And in football, there is something to be said about the Cowboys being America's team.

It's no coincidence that that is a consistent topic on that show. They're America. They're America. I'm clearing that. Get your shit off. Go ahead. Hold on, man. Let me get a gunshot going.

You know what I mean? I'm sure that cleaned up everything. Anything a black guy has to say is pointless without a, you know what I mean, you feel me, or something of that nature. It has to be noise. Unless you say you know what I'm saying because you're probably lying. But what I'm saying is, and this is my conspiracy theorist Joe bullshit, what I'm saying is, is it far-fetched to

believe that jamelle tweeted some shit because what she tweeted was accurate hey let's affect the advertisers and the sponsors let's affect the money we're not asking the players to kneel let's affect the dollar amount and as soon as that happened i am 100 positive well not positive but that jerry jones called espn and espn said listen little nigga bitch and of course i don't feel that way about her so pardon my french but do i think the suits at espn are looking at her like that of course they treated her that way so you're not wrong to say that yeah so now okay so now what do we do with with jamal let's talk about it nothing go back to work like happy house nigga tell me i don't know i'm asking i'm asking y'all no i don't think

jamel can go back to espn after this let me speak for me and me only i don't know everybody else's situation complex can't tell me what to say i'll tell them niggas suck my dick actually that's happened already they can't i'm unique in that in that facet everybody can't go to work and tell their employer what they about to do so i understand that part and jamelle does not strike again does not strike me as someone that's just going to be quiet she's going to get her opinion quiet i know she hasn't been quiet i think to go back she would have to stay quiet. She's going to get her opinion off. She hasn't been quiet. I know. She hasn't been quiet. And I think to go back, she would have to stay quiet. All right, so let me open it.

I can't see her doing it. I think she's straight. She could go to FS1 or one of them other channels that will do whatever to get some fucking foothold in that. Also, Jamel is extremely talented and intelligent. She's brilliant. So she will strive anywhere. She doesn't need ESPN.

Exactly. Yeah, but... You need her more than she needs us. Yeah, but getting her to believe that. And that's the thing we don't understand. We don't know if she believes that. She believes that. We don't know that.

Listen, if somebody does... Listen, she's... First of all... The way she be talking her shit, I think she knows how to tell us this. She's not going back to ESPN, man. But at the same time, ESPN is... Again, back to your family.

You still have to think of those things. That check at ESPN is probably a high. Okay. Let me tell you something. FS1 is handing out the bag and letting you go on air with red cups and black and mount.

That's a win. Shit. That's a podcast. For real. You know what I mean? Savon, tell... Contact FS1.

Get in touch with somebody at FS1. Call FS1 and let them know we mean business up there. Let them know we mean business and we're on the way. God damn it. All right, so we have...

Weed and wine. Have we uncovered the Nelly scandal? I think we're done with the Nelly scandal. All right. So we have weed and wine. Have we uncovered the Nelly scandal? I think we're done with the Nelly scandal. All right. We've uncovered the Jamel Hill scandal. Yeah, I think we have. We've uncovered the Tyrese scandal. Oh, Tyrese put his self on the Forbes magazine.

Did he go to the boardwalk to take a picture? I'm not mad at him in front of the magazine. I want to figure out how he did it. He went to the boardwalk. Yeah, fuck it. Wait, how do you know that he did that? It was floating online somewhere. I saw it too, but what I'm saying is how do you know it wasn't a real joint?

Have you ever seen Tyrese on the cover of Forbes? I don't pretend to know all the Forbes covers. Tyrese is not on the cover of Forbes? I don't pretend to know all the Forbes covers. Tyrese is not on the cover of Forbes. Let me just assure you that. He's not on the cover of Forbes. Well, you say that like it was impossible. I didn't look at it and think it was impossible. Tyrese is not on the cover of Forbes.

All right. I'm going to just leave it at that. I'm not counting the grown man pockets. Let's just say Tyrese is not on the cover for us. That's just not happening. Right. No? No.

No. Wait. No. Change anything? Nothing at all lately? No. Still no? Nothing lately.

All right, whatever, man. The Dove ads, since we're in that realm. Guys didn't catch up on the Dove ads. Oh, I'm so sick of black people. Come on. Come on. Let's talk about it. So we're not using Dove anymore.

All right, that's it. No, no, no, no, no. I'm still using my Dove. I have my Dove. I love my Dove. I threw it out. I went in the trash to get it. Y'all fooled me.

I went and got my shampoo. I got all that shit. Y'all crazy? Fuck y'all niggas. I would have told you to get it. Y'all fooled me. I went and got my shampoo. I got all that shit. Y'all crazy? Fuck y'all niggas. I would have told you to switch to Aveeno before this whole shit happened. Aveeno's better than Dove, though. Aveeno soap? How much they pay you?

Aveeno everything. Are you fucking joking? The fucking $9 soap that lasts two showers? You bugging. You're getting the wrong Aveeno, bro. It's too small. It's little. It's not.

I love Aveeno. Dr. Bumbers. All right. Well, your pocket's not deep then, I me. You're getting the wrong Aveeno, bro. It's too small. It's little. It's not. I love Aveeno. Dr. Brombers. All right, well, your pocket's not deep enough, I guess. You hear, Moe? They don't even sell Aveeno in his part of the Bronx. I love Aveeno. Shut up. They do.

They got the wrong Aveeno. They sell Aveeno in the bodega. Nah, you got to get it. I get my shit from the barbershop. Real me? My homie come in when he steal it. I get my soaps from the barbershop. My homie come in with the bag.

All right, before I start, where do y'all stand? Three bottles for $5? We got it, Moe. I feel like you get everything three for five. He still got DVDs. That's why I don't trust his soap, because he's selling DVDs. I'm not buying soap from anyone that has a DVD for sale. No, you bugger.

Yeah, you bugger. Yeah, he ain't cornered the market. You got cornered the market, man. You got the cigs for like $5. You get a haircut and soap at the same time? Cigarettes still exist cigs for like five hours. Get a haircut and soap at the same time? Cigarettes still exist. DVD players don't. Get a haircut and soap at the same time.

I ain't got to go down the block now. That's how black people move. Bring the soap here. It's a nigga that come in the barbershop with bacon. He sell everything. What barbershop? Is this Fine Fair? Nah, in Harlem.

I'm dead serious. You don't think I'm bullshit? What the fuck? What the way is the supermarket? I'll be mad when he don't show up when I'm here. Fuck, at C-Town? Yeah, in Harlem. I'm dead serious. Super cuts. John's going to lit though. What the way is me super cutting? No, listen. I'll be mad when he don't show up when I get it. Fuck it, C-Town? Yeah, that's a fact.

No C-Town slander. The bacon still be cold, too. I don't know how he do it. Bacon be frozen. I don't even remember what we was talking about. We was talking about, oh yeah, dub, dub, dub, dub. Before we start, because I mean, I know how I feel about that. Black people crazy, man.

Yeah, I mean, we, we, we, we, this is, I love black people, but at the same time, I know black people. Black people, y'all got nothing to fuck with, man. We get mad for three days. Yeah, yeah, y'all got to shut up. And then, you know, we right back to the regularly scheduled program. It's mad foul shit being done to us. Y'all want to beef with the soap.

Yeah. Really? No, no, honestly. Listen. I'm tired of people saying the only saying the only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace. All you niggas that had off yesterday was home being comfortable tweeting that dumb shit. So you do acknowledge Christopher Columbus. Stop it.

You ain't going to work on Christopher Columbus Day. And I got mad. Chris is right here. I acknowledge Chris. Yeah. Wild Christopher's I acknowledge. Chris is a trash name. Your parents put zero thought into that name.

My parents trash too, nigga. I was about to say, yeah, Joe ain't that fucking normal. Yeah, but Joe's got the Bible. He wanted them niggas. Ain't Chris in the Bible too? He wanted them niggas that go to that. Like, it's in the Bible. Who gives a shit?

There's no Book of Christopher. In the 80s, when all these niggas were going crazy. You don't think Like, it's in the Bible. Who gives a shit? There's no book of Christopher. In the 80s, with all these niggas about crap. You don't think they were just searching in the Bible for a name? That was what was supposed

to happen in the 80s. Christopher from Christ? Like, isn't that like... Yeah, but you the most... Oh, please. Parks. Joe was the most unusable character.

He was just there. He didn't even get her pregnant. He was just chilling. I wouldn't know... Joe didn't do shit in the Bible. I wouldn't know what Joe was doing. Joe was a sucker. Joe was a sucker. All right, wait. Joe was just chilling. Joe didn't do shit in the Bible. I wouldn't know what Joe was doing. Joe was a sucker.

Joe was the first sucker. His girl got pregnant. He had never fucked her and was like, alright, I'll raise the kids. Order in the court. Wait, we're not in court. Order in the pocket. Everybody relax. Let's chill with Joe was a sucker.

He was, man. All right? Everyone relax. The dude that got her pregnant even came to both of them like, yo, that's my child. And Joe was like, all right, well, I guess I'll raise it. He came to raise her, man. Yo, first of all, that's how I know you a sucker. You know mad of the Bible.

I don't know none of what you're talking about right now. Wait, Jesus being born is knowing a lot of the Bible? Yeah, you soft, dog. You soft. Yeah, you soft, my nigga. Why you know when Jesus being born is knowing a lot of the Bible? Yeah, you soft, dog. You soft. Yeah, you soft, my nigga. Why you knowing Jesus, my nigga? Yeah, my nigga. Why you reading the Bible, my nigga?

You wild emotional. Stop reading the Bible, my nigga. Yeah, what does Murray know the whole story, man? Joe was there and didn't fight, and then he took the carriage. Shut up, nigga. You wild emotional. He took the carriage. I read the Bible man times.

All right. I was trying to get to something. You have a white Jesus tattooed on your forearm. What are you talking about? This is not white Jesus, by the way. Just because you're skin black don't mean that that's not white Jesus. Let's be clear. Some white ass features.

Because Grin was trying to add some colors, his extra ass. You want colors? No, Grin. Leave it alone. Black and white is fine. You want colors? No, Grin. Leave it alone. Black and white is fine. You want pink, Jesus? That motherfucker got genius season tattooed on his ass. Dove, I want to hear where y'all stand on the Dove shit.

I think black people are just enough. I'll speak for white people. Be careful. Yes, Rory, please you do that. In those advertising meetings, when you're dealing with people of color, you should not look at that type of ad and go, yeah, I think that'll work. I think they'll love that. I didn't see the ad, so.

I just saw the screenshot. What was wrong with that? The screenshot looks crazy. The screenshot is nuts. I didn't see the whole ad. The screenshot is nuts. And that's where I went and threw my dove away. But once I saw the whole video, I went to the trash so fast.

Of course, as Twitter does, they brought up all the old ads. I hate Twitter. Your skin being white is right or some bullshit. Shit like that. Well, listen. The more important thing here, just wash your ass. I don't care what soap you use. Just wash your ass.

Yeah, I guess that's fair. But no, white people got to stop in those meetings Trying to do that type of shit No They need somebody To say hey That's not gonna work White people should stop White people should just stop

Period Everything they're doing This is the least of my concerns Remember when ESPN had the Jeremy Lin shit On the cover That said

I don't even wanna say the word Even though people Aren't as sensitive about it They had chink in the armor Across the website. Now they mad about someone. No, they didn't. Yes, they did.

Yes, they did. Chink in the armor. That's crazy. That's funny. They lost their first game after they won like 13 straight. To that, did you see the Kenyon Martin Jeremy Lin beef since we in Instagram beefs? Yeah, I don't know why Kenyon Martin displayed himself that way.

He knew he was wrong because he came back and was like, Joe, why you did that, that way He knew he was wrong Joe why you did that Joe Why you did that Alright my bad I didn't do anything And they cut Kendall Marshall From the box Yeah I heard Just in case you wanted to get some more Joe jokes off

Sorry You my man Um Bridget boy are you about to get it more Joe jokes off. Sorry. Okay. You my man. Bridget, boy, are you about to get it. I feel so bad for Bridget. Is there another mic? Can Bridget, yeah, let's get a mic. Bridget, come join us.

Have a seat on the couch. Is there a drink with a mic? You're going to need one. Man. Oh. Bridget, let me tell you about all this baggage I have. I have so much baggage. I know. Well, this is long overdue, so I already know. I already know what to expect somewhat.

Wait, let me see. Let me see if there's anything else that I have to hit that's important. Bridget, I just want to say I don't know what he's ready to talk about. But, you know. Oh, no, we didn't cut. We should still be recording. Oh, wait a minute. Before we get to Bridget, where's Rory? All right.

Maul. Yeah. I guess we can just talk about this until Rory gets back. And after this, we'll introduce our beautiful guest. But Party was arrested, right, for having Xanax and oxycodone. Look at me trying to act like I don't know what it is. I'm about to say it. Oxycodone.

However it's pronounced. He had some of that. He had oxys and roxys and all types of shit. We get it. Now, Maul, he was traveling into Canada? I think he was coming into the U.S. From Canada, right? And he got past the first inspection.

Cool. And then the second inspection happened. And that's when they do it a bit more thoroughly. I know I've experienced that quite a bit. So, you as our OVO inside reporter, right? I'm a little confused by this because if you... First of all, getting caught,

finding pills on a tour bus, your stash boxes is crazy weak. Maul, slow down. Okay, my bad. Because you will have a chance to reply. Why you ain't take that charge? Maul was there and should have taken the charge.

The party should have been on Mall. Why wasn't the party next door? I want to know why the party was on him. I don't know, man. But to find pills is crazy. You can't find pills. If you're on a tour bus, you know how hard it is to find pills? If they bagged up.

I don't care what they are. If you put me on a tour bus and I know there's pills, nobody's finding them. Pills is the easiest thing to hide on the tour bus. Well, tell us how you hide them. And why didn't you hide them, nigga? I wasn't on that bus. If I was, nobody would have got caught.

First of all, why are you also bringing drugs into New York from Canada like there's not drugs in New York? Honestly, they probably forgot they was on the bus. They might have forgot they was on the bus. More, more, more, more, more. No? More. A nigga who take Xannies and Oxys is not forgetting where they are.

Trust me, I know. And the one time I left them 90 fucking pills in Rivies, I called that bitch at 6 in the morning to try to find them, motherfuckers. When you lose a pill, you know where you lost them. And in New York, you don't got to find Xanny's.

You be walking down the street, they put them in your pocket. All right, that's $10, bro. They just keep giving you drugs in New York. You bring up a much more important question, and this is the question I always have for the young kids. I don't get why Xanny is still a popular pill. I don't know either.

It's not a good high. It's putting you to sleep. It's putting you to bed. I got my chest tattoo and my back tattoo on Xanny's. I didn't feel a thing. I just woke up tatted with an angry girlfriend in front of me. And white Jesus. Yeah, that pill shit is crazy.

I don't know how people still pop pills like that. Yes. Oh, jeez. The drill might be on. I'm breaking everything in here, by the way, and I'm not on anything. Bridget. Take this, Bridget.

Oh, man. Bridget, how are you? Stupendous You look good Thank you Maul have you ever met Bridget? Yes Me, Maul and Bridget and some others went to dinner once

Yeah we did It was good times So everyone here has met Bridget before but me Well I know New York Bridget I know New York Bridget is my homie I don't know LA Bridget That is a tangent that you do That's a road you do not wantget is my homie I don't know LA Bridget that is a tangent that's a road

you do not want to travel down right now I don't know LA Bridget I know New York Bridget I didn't realize there was a difference and I love New York Bridget could you clarify

for the people what the difference is he has a case that I'm here to defend you on well I mean you defended him I don't know New York Bridget or LA Bridget

and I don't care about you guys' back and forth banner what I do care about though this Bridget or LA Bridget, and I don't care about you guys' back and forth banner. What I do care about, though, this is, check this out, Bridget. Okay. And this has nothing to do with you. Okay. I forgot who I was telling this to, but so many women that I know, right, who depict themselves to be morally sound, holistic.

It's a strong word. It's a strong word. It's an SAT word. And Joe never took SATs. I have never taken any of those letters. But I do think I would have bodied it. The little score. What's the passing score? You get like 1,000 points for your name?

Like 1,100 points? You knocked the SAT. No? I might have got 1,000. No, in the SAT, you definitely got a thousand points for your name, like 1100 points. You knocked the SAT. No? I might have got a thousand. No, in the SAT, you definitely got a couple hundred points in the 90s

for writing your name. That's true. That's true. That's exactly what Joe got right on the SAT. Joe didn't take the SAT. I didn't take the SAT. Oh my God.

I wasn't in the ROTC. All that shit you niggas did. Wait, I wasn't in the fucking ROTC. You all were definitely. Yes, you were. I wasn't in no fucking ROTC. You all were definitely. Yes, you were. I wasn't in no fucking ROTC. In my story, you were.

You're definitely a ROTC type nigga, though. So for all those women, get back to it. I know so many holistic women, right? I don't know what that word means. I don't think I know any holistic women. It means Solange. Because it sounds like hope. I don't know. I don't think I know any holistic women. It means Solange. So many of them tell me and depict themselves in such a way that they would never do love and hip hop, right?

Rosa Costa did that to me. I believed it. There's a few other people that did it and I believed in them, right? Yes. So much to my fucking surprise and dismay. Oh, dismay. Why dismay? Because.

Dismay is such a heavy word. Dismay is a really heavy word. That's a dad. Okay, dad. You're getting into your dad words now. That's a dad word. Dismay? That's a dad word.

I had some dismay. Okay. Dismay. More. Joe is from Jersey City tomorrow. He had dismay. No nigga from Jersey has ever had dismay in their life. I did.

I had mad dismay. I had mad dismay. I mean, it's going to sound funny now if y'all keep saying the word. But episode two, three, whatever it was, when you came frolicking across the screen on Love and Hip Hop. Frolicking. Or Love and Hip Hop. You were dismayed by her frolicking across the screen on Love and Hip Hop. Frolicking. Or Love and Hip Hop. You were dismayed by her frolicking? And then I said to myself, because only myself would get it, I said, that's Bridget.

I said, what the fuck is Bridget doing on the screen? Right? But that was cool. I didn't mind you being on the screen. Okay. So what were you dismayed by? Let's discuss and address. Dismayed. That was an exasperated sigh you and this Brooke girl

okay with this booby nonsense yeah yeah yeah y'all are using some wild words so much rigmarole I was so amazed with that word when I learned it

but how do you spell that that's not a word that was the second thing that happened after I learned it how do you spell it that was the common word

I don't know how to I don't know how to spell it either that's terrible if I think long enough my aunt Diane taught me I could call her ask her

but listen yeah talk to me you ain't looking so holistic baby I mean I'm looking very whole something, but it's not holistic, apparently, on that show.

Well, I didn't watch it. I haven't watched a single episode. Well, that's why they haven't seen it, right? So can I be Nicki Minaj right now? I'd be like, so y'all had me come on y'all's show to talk about the show, and you never watched the show? I want to talk about the record you sent me. I did see the episode with the money machine.

Nicki wouldn't come even if she was. No, she did that on the breakfast with the money machine. Nicki wouldn't come even if she was. She did that on the breakfast club and was tight. She came on and she was like, y'all didn't pay no attention. Okay, sorry. Jesus Christ. Why is Joe so easily dismayed?

What the fuck? Why is he so easily dismayed? Don't repeat it. That's fine you should well here's the thing so you wanna know why I did Love & Hip Hop

is that what you're asking me in a roundabout way I don't think I can ask it cause I did it too but I'm still gonna ask it

it's fine why are you on Love & Hip Hop did you have a defense Rory did you wanna defend that no that was gonna be my defense

you was on Love & Hip Hop what are you talking about shut up Rory why are you on Love & Hip? No, that was going to be my defense. You was on Love & Hip Hop. What are you talking about? Shut up, Rory. Why are you on Love & Hip Hop? And your Gucci watch is on backwards. I can read Gucci. He wants to tell you the time. He wants to tell you what time it is. That's why he did that.

Yeah, you need to be on this podcast. You're pretty quick. Why did you do Love & Hip Hop? Why did I do Love & Hip Hop? Because I was in this really weird relationship and I was trying to get my music shit going again and i was like this is the perfect fucking crossroads to do this why would i not why would i not utilize a platform that touches three to five million people with music and i and i've been getting approached for a number of years to do it but to do it the k michelle way which is what i was told of course

that's what that's the selling point right it's It's over for K. Michelle, by the way. That was very short-lived. You said that, like, do it the K. Michelle way. That was so fucking prosperous. It wasn't that bad. And she had a spinoff. And she had a spinoff. And it spun off. It spun right the fuck out of town.

And then she's been naked ever since, running around Atlantic. Oh, dear God. I'm just telling you what's happening. I hear you. I hear you. All right, so you were saying. I'm a far cry from being topless in Atlantic, at Atlantic. But I'm just saying.

And you're too holistic to ever. Now, you were saying. Why are you holding your mic like a guitar or some shit? I'm into this. No, I really, I really, I did it solely for the purpose of launching music. And also because the one thing that I felt like was always missing was the connection between my personality, who I am as a person, and also my music. And understanding why I was writing the type of shit that I was writing. So it kind of made sense that I'm in a dysfunctional, unhealthy relationship on a show that is also equally dysfunctional about dysfunctional people um talking about things that are completely parallel to my records and i felt like that

was an important and the best way for people to see that would be on a reality show however skewed i didn't know they're telling me on the show that you cheated on a few guys and i don't believe that black women cheat so i didn't believe it okay Mixed women cheat so I'll go ahead and confirm that. Oh my god have you no shame. I mean I had shame but we already talked to Jesus about it so we're in the clear. Tell me about how you ended up cheating on a good faithful guy.

I'd like to hear about that. Fuck is your friend making faces about in the background. First of all every woman that cheated has a friend in the background making faces in support, we don't, we don't, every woman that cheated has a friend in the background making faces in support of the cheat, but that's fine.

That's fine. No, well, here's the thing. I don't, I'm not in support of any cheat and I definitely am not a defender of cheaters. You hear that, friend?

I'm not in, I'm not in, I'm not here to defend cheating. I'm not, I don't think that that's the, that's the proper route to take because it is shitty but I do think that

cheating is a very individual thing. I don't think cheating has anything to do with the other person. And I mean, I've had many conversations with men and women about that. Because for the most part, if men cheat, it's not because they're unhappy in their situation. They may just be greedy or impulsive or whatever else. You know what I don't like? What?

I don't like women who cheat and are able to articulate themselves. It's really unfortunate. We can put that on my tab of Joe's Dismays. Can we put that on the Joe's Dismays tab? He'll be a body in Washington. Let's put that on the tab. Let's put that on the tab. I don't fucking like that she said that.

I'm sitting here kind of liking it. I like that she cheated now, the way that she broke it down. You like women that cheat on guys. I do. No, it's ultimately at the end of the day, my cheating has nothing to do with him. Whoa, you can't use ultimately and at the end of the day together. Yes, I can. Then I'm not going to believe anything you're saying

But go ahead Ultimately At the end of the day At the end of the day With that being said With that being said Let's lane In conclusion

All things considered All things considered All things considered I cheated because I was not happy with anything in my life And I stepped out because I was looking for anything To make me feel better than what I was feeling at the time. No, Bridget, I'm trying to make jokes. I don't really care about why you cheated. That's terrible.

You asked and you just got real deep and we're using SAT words. No, fuck them niggas. I don't care about them. I'm into you. Okay. Well, you asked about my cheating, so I was giving clarification. Yeah, but that was in the past. Yeah, you were.

You've grown since then. I would assume you're not cheating on men anymore, right? No, I'm not cheating on anybody anymore. Are you involved? No. Why not? Because I like being single. Who likes being single?

I like being single. Here's the thing. I'm at that age where my friends right now are either just in dire need of marriage or companionship or children. They're dying for that next phase. Or they're just completely focused on career. And I feel like I'm in that folder. I don't really, I'm not. Oh, this is getting interesting.

Or everybody has children. So it's like a funny thing on the show where I get called an auntie or doing auntie music. I actually pride myself in that because I don't want to have children right now and I'm happy that my friends are having children and they can do all that and I can be around when I want to

and then go to happy hour when I don't. Why don't you want to have children right now? Because I'm very selfish right now. I don't want to take care of anybody else. I don't want to buy anything or take care of anyone. And that's another reason why I'm liking being single because I feel like I'm a caring person. So in a relationship, I do try to do the most

and take care of and I don't feel like doing that right now. Kill Joe's whole argument that he had planned. No, she sound like it. Didn't even need a lawyer. Roy, you off the hook. I'm still going to invoice you. She sound like a nigga that be cheating.

I didn't have nothing to say. I was like, all right. I see why. You know what I mean? Case made. Maul, what's up? I've cheated and sounded like dope in my art. Oh, my fucking God.

Here come the more. But when I say it, y'all look at me like I'm crazy. Yeah, she did it. Oh, that's what. Well, she's been in a few relationships. OK, I have to. Yeah, you can't cheat when you're not in a relationship. That's a good point.

Fucking women. Wow. So you could be in a relationship and not be your girlfriend. That's not cheating. What kind of relationship are you in that That's not cheating. What kind of relationship were you in that's not your girlfriend? What kind of relationship

would you call it? Staying out of that one. I mean, if you're dating someone, it could be like just an exclusive like y'all dating each other. There's too many phases.

Like an exclusive date? An exclusive dating is... Yeah, that's crazy. So we only on one date with each other right now in this moment. It's an exclusive. So no other girl

can come to the table. No other girl can be at this date. It's me and you. Just me and you for the next 45 minutes. That's it. That's an exclusive date. Exactly. Exactly.

Why you playing this fucking song, man? Yo. All right, forget it. It was just perfect. It was just perfect. I'm trying to get in the groove. Boobie oh god

you dated somebody named boobie and I'm only asking this because you seem really excited about this on the show okay

and in person you seem much cooler than to be excited about some nigga with some muscles so was that like was that like from from Stephanie's directive?

Is that from Lauren? Stephanie and T-Mobile, Stephanie and T-Mobile in the back, like you bitched up. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Partially, yes. Partially, yes. But the other part of it was too, and I mean, we just had this conversation in the car.

Spoiler alert. So when they filmed my breakup with the guy that I was in a relationship with um the next conversation that production and I had was where we're going next in the in the storyline if there was anything else to continue they had an idea I was down to roll with it we shot a number of scenes that obviously didn't make it to air um and the one that did was was the very last one after we you know had a bunch of conversations and we're getting to know each other on screen and it looks it looks it looks a lot less like a rebound one night stand

um that was the whole the whole point so all right so shout out to ellen yeah shout out to the final cut yeah shout out to the shout out to the first the final Shout out to the final cut of Uncut. I wish I had final cut with my relationships. That'd be dope. Yo, every time Rory says something about his relationship, I can't make any jokes. I don't know if that was like a serious

moment or if that was a fake deep moment. That was a funny moment. Yeah, Rory needs help. Damn it, what was I about to say about today music you still want to do music really why i just love it oh knock it off i do old to love shit still what you mean i'm 31 i'm not too old to love anything that is too old to love shit what's the age what's the what's the cap things. What's the cap for loving things, Joe? At least 20. By 27, you should know what you hate. I know what I hate.

I have a good grasp on what I hate, but I still love music. I still love making music. So why wouldn't I? Because you can make it and not release it. I mean, I've made a lot of music that hasn't been released. That does not go to stop. Okay, I guess that's what I'm asking. What is your objective today in making music?

And I ask that to anybody. Today in making music, I need to put an album out. I've never put a full-length album out. I've put three different EPs out that were fantastic, that I felt were quality, quality, quality records, but there's no full-length, cohesive project that I put out. So that's just something you need to do. That's something I need to get that off, and then I can, you know what I mean?

And then I can leave it alone if I feel inclined. Are you trying to do Love & Hip Hop again next season not at the moment I don't I haven't I haven't given it

as much thought as I probably should have considering they're on my neck about it but I'm really excited about New York airing on October 30th and Safaree and I

have become really close in the last week I'm excited about that I didn't tell Rory and Maul that because they would tease me why Safaree is awesome Sin has been teasing me for. I'm excited about that, actually. I didn't tell Rory and Maul that because they would tease me. Why? Safari is awesome. Sin has been teasing me

for at least two weeks about that. You got me all the way. I'm team Safari. I'll be mad. No invite. Okay, so let me get both of you niggas out of here. Safari definitely.

So, Maul, you not down for the coconut oil can? Listen, I was wrong with Safari, man. I was a Safari guy. I love the way he was handling the whole breakup at first. He wasn't bashing Nicki. He wasn't.

But then it just, it turned into a clown cake. Like, it just was like, just clown shit everywhere. And now I kind of feel like when you rep in New York, you can't be out there looking like a clown.

And I feel like Safari, he's just doing shit, clown shit now. Okay. New York, or more, I hate to say, New York got a lot of clowns now. Yeah, I'm trying to get rid of them.

I'm trying to get rid of them. We got a lot of clowns leading the way. You know what's funny about Maul? He says that as he's a Kardashian. What you mean? How am I a Kardashian? Well, they don't represent New York. How you not?

How am I a Kardashian? But let's talk about the Kardashians for two seconds. Okay. Only for two seconds because I seem to be the only one really offended by the Khloe kardashian ad campaign that's featuring that girl from rihanna's makeup line no i'm actually i'm actually pretty disturbed by the fact that she's yeah absolutely why is she fucking on your on her knees clutching your your ankle like a toddler you and i are the only you're the only person i've heard with that no i'm bothered i saw that i haven't seen it oh my god how did something kardashian not make my time? I think I muted Kardashian as a keyword.

No, it's been big. Do you know what the real problem is? It didn't get any traction. Do you know what the real problem is, though? It's not that people haven't seen it. It's that we're glazed over because we're so used to them appropriating all fucking things black that at this point it just kind of just skips. You just scroll past it because it seems like the norm for them.

I know a lot of people that didn't even think twice. And I'm like, do you not see how this looks crazy that she has this grown woman clutching like just just enveloping her leg as if she's some savior after after rihanna who we regard as you know we know after rihanna has propped this woman up and held her on the highest of pedestals and platforms for this unique look that she has and here comes fucking chloe kardashian to put the same chick on the fucking ground grabbing onto her knees it's nasty it's nasty i don't know what you're talking about it's nasty hey and when i said to send that it's nasty i said you know what's fucked up the kardashians are known for appropriating shit, but Khloe's cool.

Khloe's cool. So I know the rest of the niggas could just bash all the Kardashians. I do know Khloe to be cool. So that looks wild to me, but nobody else said that, so I'm shutting up. All right, you guys want to talk about Jhené's tattoo? Oh, Christ. guys want to talk about uh janae's tattoo where do we begin we gotta have a tattoo segment every week we just gotta find a tattoo to talk about a tattoo segment would be really special because everybody has a tattoo probably what does it mean why do we do that what does it mean i think janae

and drake's dad and Drake. I don't think there should be. Who else? Nope, I can't. Who else? There's a bunch of niggas that need to go have a tattoo party. Or a tattoo cover-up. They need a tattoo cover-up party.

Yeah, they need a laser removal party. So, Joe, you have a problem with her getting the love of her life tatted on her arm? Oh, dear. Here we go. There's an adjustment made. Because you're the tattoo, you have tattoos, so you're the tattoo guy.

I do have tattoos. Do you have a big shoulder tattoo? I'm not the tattoo guy. He has a Wale tattoo. Don't call me the tattoo guy. You have a Wale tattoo? Joe definitely has a Wale tattoo. Joe has a Wale tattoo.

Bridget, I don't have a Wale tattoo. You don't have the Wale logo tattooed on you? No. Do I? It's on your fist. No, it's not. Oh. Oh, it is.

That is the Wale logo. Thank you. That's disgusting. Thank you. But no, I don't have any Wale shit tattooed on me, but I mean,

I'm not going to clown nobody for getting a tattoo. I'm not going to clown everybody for getting a tattoo. Wait, what'd you do last week? Yeah. With Drake's P yeah with Drake's pops Drake's pops

is a fucking nigga who's a pops who's a pops yeah you gotta get he can pretty much do anything he wants to do in his life no no we clowning him

but Jhené though Jhené shut up Maul Jhené getting big alright so nobody wants to say nothing y'all all trying to keep your relationship intact

it's her boyfriend look Bridget trying to get a feature what are y'all what are y'all your relationship intact. Look, Bridget trying to get a feature. What are y'all... No, I'm not in defense of that. I thought that was a lot. That was too much. This is my problem with your name.

I'm more curious the same way with Drake's pops. Are they Google imaging their significant other and scrolling through the best face photo? That's what I'm curious about. Hers was better than the drake one yeah drake looked crazy drake which drake one on his dad oh yeah no that was crazy that nigga looked like pierre or some shit that didn't even look like drake but but this is my problem with janae not the tattoo mall i don't care who am i to talk about somebody's love unless it was Meek and Nicki?

But isn't Jhené into all her boyfriends like this? She loves hard, Joe. Yeah, she's an earthie. She's a hippie. She loves hard. She's a hippie. Damn it, Rory. She is. Damn it, Rory.

Jhené's a hippie. Nigga, you a hippie. I'm not a hippie. Nigga, you a hippie. I'm not a hippie. Why do women love Loving Hard? Yeah, y'all so trash. We just love hard. We just love hard. No, we don't.

Yes, we do. I'm hard to deal with, but I love hard. You two niggas love hard. Y'all was just at the Solange concert. Y'all two niggas in the same boat. I'm a Solange fan just because she was there. I had nothing to do with it. You love hard, Rory.

You love hard. What's wrong with Loving Hard? What is the problem with Loving Hard? Can we talk about that? It's not a problem, with it. You love hard, Rory. You love hard. What's wrong with loving hard? What is the problem with loving hard? Can we talk about that? It's not a problem, but it's kind of like, eh. Hey, hey, hey.

See, look. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, I don't know. The more the only nigga don't jam to that. Hey, hey, drinking away so long? What the fuck is

Maul talking about? Fum ass nigga, they don't play this in the Supreme. All right, all right. Come on, Maul. All right, let's talk about The Supreme store

In Brooklyn open I thought you had A hot take about it Moll got on The crossing guard jacket We could see Moll In the darkest of nights Alright bro

You got one more joke I hate your ass I told you I'm letting y'all know Rory got one more I ain't said a word. Maul just got dismayed, guys. Maul just got dismayed.

Maul is dismayed. Bridget, you never thought about doing a podcast. You're really good. I would love to do a podcast. I just haven't thought enough about it. That's why you fucking chasing Boobie around on fucking television. I'm not chasing him on television. What is this Boobie shit?

I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. Bridget Kelly is chasing Keisha Cole's fucking ex-husband who cheated on her on fucking national television every Monday behind her friend Brooke Valentine's back.

And if I had a fucking Brooke Valentine song, God damn it, I would play it. I see what love and hip hop is doing. They trying to cause a little R&B. That's what I'm saying.

I mean, the R&B, the R&B has nonexistent. No, they're trying to, no, no, no, they're trying to cause it. I see what love and hip hop is doing. They trying to cause a little R&B. That's what I'm saying. I mean, the R&B has nonexistent. No, they're trying to. No, no, no. They're trying to cause it. Bridget, tell them it was just a storyline. It's okay. They know it's just reality TV. It was you and Keisha and Brooke.

Was this a case of Mendeecees having his cake and eating it too? It might be. Because when he wasn't with Yandy, was he with Erica? I can't get us out of this one. When he wasn't with Erica, would he be back with Yandy? I see what they doing. Because if both women carried the term, pregnancies would have some overlap. Overlap.

Yeah. I see what they doing. There was definitely on camera, there's definitely some overlap. She's chasing fucking Boobie Gibson from the fucking Cavs. Yeah, they're trying to make it seem that way. I get it. And they want the beef between her and Brooke and Keisha. I get it.

That's fucking trash. Then they want y'all to make records together. Who's winning a fight? You or Keisha Cole? You said who's winning in a fight? Yeah. Oh, Keisha Cole, hands down. I like your honesty.

I'm not even going to play myself. Not even. She comes from a long line of ruthless, crazy people from Oakland. She's killing this answer. I'm not even... No, I'm not, because I'm not even going to try. First of all, this girl back here is good. She's been prepping her all fucking day.

No. Not at all. Hey, whoever you are, can you come in here? Oh, now she don't hear us now. Now she talking to the bathroom. Right. Remember what we spoke about in the car. She got her fucking boxing trainer in there.

No, that's not. Who's this girl? Why you look like you could fight? What the fuck you do? No. See? See? The thing is though, Keisha's not stepping in to fight over nobody's boobie though.

That's not at this point. That's been over and over. Listen, Keisha don't even want to film the scenes that they're making her film with boobie. She definitely is. Wait, is Keisha's mother in the whole thing? No. Because that's the real stuff. Yeah, why didn't they put the mother in there?

They always put someone's mom in Love and Hip Hop. I'm not talking about nobody's mom. No, she's great. I would love to see Frankie on Love and Hip Hop. Frankie is a star. A reality show legend. I would love to see Frankie on Love and Hip Hop. All right, glad to see you all.

That's a lot of love. That's a lot of love for Keisha's mom. Good to know. You all work with her? God damn it. Yeah. I had something I was getting to ask you, But I don't really recall what it was. So I don't care.

Okay. It'll come back to me. Okay. Where's my phone? I mean, if I end up coming back to New York, I would like to be a recurring guest on this podcast because this is a lot of fun. Oh, wait.

You live in L.A.? I do live in L.A. Oh, you're so trash. See? I hate people that move to L.A. to live in L.A. Hey, but wait. Niggas are moving back.

They are. Hey, wait a minute. What song you got for that? Niggas are moving back. They are. Hey, wait a minute. What song you got for that? Niggas is moving back. I feel like we needed a song for that, for the move back. Just keep talking, Bridget. Keep talking. Because you know what?

This is always home. When you're from a place like New York, you have to come back. I feel like everybody that leaves is like, okay, this was a cute little stint. And then, you know, we all get tired of the fake fraudulent shit, and then we all end up making up our backs. Okay, well, that's perfect. Anything just blazed is a perfect welcome home. Anything just blazed is a perfect welcome home.

We never lost power, Bridget. Yeah. We never lost power. Who's moving back, though? Some of us never moved to L.A., Bridget. Some of us don't give a fuck about In-N-Out Burger. Some of us don't care to be vegans, Bridget, Some of us don't give a fuck about In-N-Out Burger. Some of us don't care to be vegans. Bridget, Imani.

Bridget, Monty. Anyway. I know, not everybody can be holistic. Sorry, guys. No, but people are moving back. Who's moving back, Joe? I don't fucking know. He don't know.

Nobody. I don't know. Niggas is moving back. No, they are. It's a fingers kiss. Who's Jessica, bro? Who the hell is Jessica? I can't.

Yo, y'all asked me who was moving back, and I'm trying to tell y'all. And that was it. Let's see here. What else here is really, really important? You had other stuff that was pressing, I feel like. It couldn't just be this one. Or did I knock it? You know what's funny?

Nothing was important this week. Oh, okay. Great. Honestly, everything was like funny. Good. We have yet to talk about Young Thug putting out the worst apology video in the history of cheating.

I don't know if anyone has seen it. I don't know if y'all care. It's horrible. It's embarrassing. I care. Wait, is it the one he's begging for her back? That was all in 90s R&B. What was wrong with that?

I would also just prefer that he not talk about the fact that women like Monica or that Monica is responsible for making a man right. Oh, yeah. That was a different tweet.

I think that was retarded. Wait, what did he say? He said that more women should be like Monica Brown because more women should, that their job and their role essentially is to get their man

on the right path. That it's a woman's job to do that. Why can't more women do that? Who's Monica Brown? Monica, the singer Monica. Monica Brown, who's married to Shannon Brown. To Shannon Brown. Yes. Why is Young Thug telling us about Monica Brown? And why are people calling Monica, Monica Brown? Because when I said Monica, you didn't know who I was

talking about. Because she's just Monica. There's no other Monica except for Harmonica. There's no other Monica except for Harmonica. There's no other Monica except for Harmonica. There's no other Monica. Go ahead. You're right. You're right. There's no other Monica of significance that we would be talking about.

You're right. What were we talking about? Young Thug. Oh, Young Thug. It was weak. It was a weak-ass apology. It was just dumb. Like, why?

Just stay off the internet. Why? Did we not learn from Kevin Hart? Those apologies are not working. They're terrible. He said everything you shouldn't say. I don't know if y Hart? Those apologies are not working. They're terrible. He said everything you shouldn't say. I don't know

if y'all saw it or not. First of all, just... You gotta love the internet, man. For somebody that wants a woman to get him in line, you should have sent that

to any one of your women to get approval in it before putting it out. the tweet of her saying I'm back on the market and he said, bitch, what market? I'm gonna kill you?

Oh my God. This just got weird. On God. On Twitter? the tweet of her saying I'm back on the market and he said bitch what market? I'm going to kill you. On God. On Twitter. On God. On God. It ain't serious until the nigga's stamping on God. It's not serious until it's on God. Until it's on God. I started thinking in her defense maybe she was just

at the market and she just read it wrong. Not I'm at the market. Bridget tell me why women feel the need to announce that they're on the market and he just read it wrong she said i'm on the market not i'm at the market bridget tell me why women feel the need to announce that they're on the market for real to piss off y'all y'all trash um that's just security button they just be trying to get killed it's a it's a security it's a security but honestly truthfully sometimes it is a mating call i can't even front it is a it is like a it is a it's shooting up a flare. Because men need a mating call. Yeah, right.

Well, sometimes sometimes when you're when you when you are in a relationship, for the most part, you know, as a woman, as a woman, you dodge and you curve and you ignore and you not respond. And by the time you get by the time you get to be single, you're you're you're a DMs for them. If you're doing it right, should be so dry. Your phone should be so dry. We know that you you gotta shoot up

a flare. Once you put up the semi lusty picture on Instagram, No, no. The lusty, everybody puts up a lusty picture in a relationship or not. It's more so about... I don't know about that. I don't know. None of my pictures are lusty because I look

trash. I don't put up any lust. I'm on the market. It's a cry for attention. Yeah, that's what it is. That's all that is. You shooting up the fires. You want to get the dude mad.

Absolutely. I like Bridget. Bridget is way too mature for this. She keep it so funky, though. You got to respect that. She ain't bullshitting. Anyone that's like, oh, well, single women, eh, shout out to my, like all that shit, it's a cry for attention. That's all it is. You can't be 30 saying shout out to, single women, eh, shout out to my... All that shit, it's a cry for attention.

That's all it is. You can't be 30 saying, shout out to my single women. I mean, you can't be... For you to say that you're on the market again is also just like... Well, Young Thug's girl, I think, is like 22. Speaking of all the women that are over 30, this has nothing to do with nothing. I just want to point out that Bernice was with T.I. and then and then ti left bernice to go back to his wife

yeah he was dancing i'm just pointing that out all you cute old bitches it's over all right well let's talk about bernice bernice love is definitely winning love is winning he left bernice for your wife. That sounded so crazy. T.I. left Bernice for his wife. That is... What? T.I. is a good nigga. That sounded so bad. Everyone understood

leaving your wife for Bernice but no one understood leaving Bernice for your wife. I don't get it. That says something. Love wins.

Now you know why we love hard. See guys, that gives us hope. Bridget and Maul T.I. was loving hard I was trying to get Into you two niggas over here

Maul you keep saying That all this shit That Bridget is saying Is like attractive That she's keeping it above I don't think it's that profound That she's being honest Are that many people

Still out here being fraud Being fraudulent Yes Yes Really Absolutely Tell me how it is Absolutely

Really Bridget Before you are You know what though Is everyone being frauds? Publicist? Everyone being frauds Publicist

Bridget Before you agree too much With what Maul has to say Oh boy Here we go Okay I'm asking just a regular You might want to ask Maul

When his last relationship was I don't want you two guys To just get to keep Keying together And you feel like Y'all got some commonality Can I make a joke? Can I make a ask Maul when his last relationship was. I don't want you two guys to just get to kiki-ing together and you feel like y'all got some commonality. Can I make a joke? Can I make a joke, Maul? Will you be offended if I make a joke? I love jokes.

Oh, Maul? Well, I'm making a joke about Maul, so I wanted to ask for his permission first. Oh, yes. I love joking about Maul. I love jokes. Maybe, maybe guys,

the way that women announce that they're back on the market, this jacket is a means of attracting the attention of the right woman because women love bright colors. I love bright colors. I love this fucking windbreaker.

So maybe. Do you like Supreme? Do you like jogging at night? Do you like Brandon Jennings? Do you like Supreme? Do you like jogging at night? Do you like Brandon Jennings? Do you like crossing the street with help? Y'all niggas know I love this right here. I'm going to be quiet because Maul going to kill all three of us. Y'all niggas know I don't go nowhere.

Chanel, where you going? We just starting to have a conversation. I'm not running, so just be nice to me. He ran, so be mean to me. Why is he leaving? Joe, come back. Joe! Nah, now you got to use the bathroom?

We pausing this. I love this. This is my segment right here. We are back with the Joe Button Podcast, episode number 132, with our beautiful guests, Bridget Kelly, Rory and Maul is here as well. Hopefully Maul's done being stupid so we don't have to punch in anymore. Are you finished?

I'm good, yeah. You and Bridget finished with your little canoodling? Canoodling? Is that like rigmarole? Galavanting? Galavanting. What is your highest level of education, Bridget? High school and some college. You know a lot of these words. Yeah. I played a lot gallivanting gallivanting what is your highest level of education Bridget high school and some college

you know a lot of these words yeah I played a lot of scrabble and words with friends as a kid I want to know I've had some college too

they don't teach you words in college so I don't know how people they're not just teaching you mad words small can't date Bridget he would lose all arguments

you have to just be with somebody I don't know no words no but you have to be with somebody Small can't date Bridget. He would lose all arguments. You have to just be with somebody. I don't know no words. No, but you have to be with somebody that just argue better than you. You'd be dead ass right. Sid is always right in the argument, but I win. I argue way better than her.

Sorry, you're 24. Gotta catch up. She's gonna kill you. You gotta argue better. I mean, he already said she's always right, so that's all that matters. At that point, it's like, there's no argument. Happy wife, happy life.

There you go. I have a question for the three of you. Bridget, I'll start with you. First thing that comes to mind when women say they only hang out with women. Oh, yes. What was the question? The uh is what's more telling.

That was like Kevin Hart's um. Yeah. Um. yes what was the question the uh is what's more telling uh what was that first thing in hearts um yeah um the question was first thing that comes to mind when a woman says i only hang out with women i mean uh what did i say yeah and when when when a woman says she only hangs out with women oh no no no that's not what i meant then what i meant was that i i don't have uh female friends that's what i meant when women say they don't yeah i don't have only hangs out with women. Oh, no, no, no. That's not what I meant then. What I meant was that I don't have female friends. That's what I meant. When women say they don't have female friends? Yeah, I don't have female friends. I hang out with women.

I don't like women. Most of my friends are males. I want to know what... I know what we call that where I'm from. No, but I want to hear from women. Okay. I mean, I want to hear

what they say where you're from, Paul. What do they say? If a woman says she only hangs out with men, gunshot. All right. Three of my other niggas, we all going to hang out. So everybody's hanging out.

We hanging. Oh, I'm uncomfortable. Whoa. I was trying to open the floor for discussion, and y'all made it creepy again. My first thought is that I don't trust a woman that can't be around other women. I don't trust a woman that doesn't have female friends.

It's a red flag for me. That's a red flag. I'm agreeing. I agree. Only to say that if you hang out with that many women and women don't mess with you, I think you're the factor here. You're the red flag. You're the common denominator. If women ain't fucking with you, I think you're the factor here. Right.

You're the common denominator. If women ain't fucking with you, something's wrong. There's a lot of women in the world. Right. First thing that comes to mind when a man will not give you a title. You're a whore. Never went through that. And you want to continue that.

You want to continue your whore lifestyle. You never went through that? I've never had a man try to give me a title. I can't say that, Bridget. Okay. You've never had a man try to give me a title. I can't say that, Bridget. You've never had a man try to give you a title? I mean, a woman force a title on you and try to be like, stop it now. Bridget.

Yes. At what point do you feel you may want children? When I meet the right man. Great answer. That could be tomorrow. That could be in five years from now. I don't care. As long as Halle Berry can pop out babies at 46, I'm not really pressed.

You know why it's all confusing to me, Bridget? Why? Because, I mean, you look amazing, number one, in a holistic way. But all your answers are ho-ish. Are they ho-answers? Am I giving ho-answers? Look at the publicist. She's like whoa abort

get her out of there abort run Bridget run throw the mic drop the mic she's gonna dive over everything's fine publicist

just high talk everything's fine we love Bridget it's okay everything's cool this is his jargon you should be fucking paying attention

anyway you trying to jump in halfway ho why are they ho-ish why are they ho-ish? The answers? Why are the answers ho-ish?

Because it's what the hoes say. No, it's not. Rory? Am I her lawyer now? I think she fired you earlier. I don't think you're a lawyer. The free-spirited joints have a lot of the Bridget answers. I won't say ho.

I'll say free-spirited. Hold on. Can I clarify, though, the difference? The publicist is having a conniption in the back. This is great. My publicist is sweating right now. But no, I need to clarify. And this is the part that I think men get it fucked up.

This is where y'all get it fucked up, right? You said we been fucked up. This is going to be good because Bridget hasn't cursed since she sat down. It's the wine in the mason jar. Y'all got me open. So in that respect. In that respect Maul. Had to be clear. Why you had to say Maul though? That was for everybody.

Shut up. No I think when a woman is very clear on what she wants and doesn't want, y'all have to find a category to put her in that makes y'all feel comfortable with the fact that she's clear about what she wants or doesn't want. She's killing Rory right now. She's killing Rory.

I'm killing y'all because I find, when a woman says she, so I don't want to have kids right now, so that means I want to just fuck freely? Is that the automatic? Bridget, I'm rolling with what you're saying. I got you. I know you got my back. How do you know he got your back? Because he's already jumped in 15 times.

That is how Mo does it, man. Yeah, boy, I ain't going to lie. I don't care who you get. He's jumped in like five times. Don't you? It's cool. It's all right. I'm rolling.

No, but that's how I like when y'all don't know what to say when a woman has the answer. I know, but I don't want children right now because I don't feel like doing that snapback body shit. I don't feel like doing a flat tummy T after giving birth. I don't feel like having surgery either. I don't feel like having a baby.

I don't feel like being fat for nine months. I would rather love my life. She's like, she's like, whoa. She's like,

what are you saying? We were trying to get the flat tummy T ass. No, but it's true. But why does that? Just text me. There goes that check. No, I'm saying, I'm why does that? Flat tummy, just text me. There goes that check. But, no, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.

Abort. Abort. I'm saying all of that to say just because I don't want children right now and I'm not looking for a relationship that makes me a hoe, what are the, what are the, what are the connotations? Why is that the connotation? Joe called you a hoe. I didn't call you a hoe.

Bridget, I don't think you're a hoe. I don't think your answers are hoish. He just said my answers were hoish. So what about, what is, so what about, so what is ho-ish? Can you define what ho-ish answers are then? Ask Joe. He's the ho correspondent. The motherfucker said ask Joe.

Joe is the ho correspondent? Ask Joe is the ho correspondent. Episode 132 of the Joe Budden podcast. We got sleepers? No, we don't. Let Bridget get hushed up. No, I would like to know what makes an answer

ho-ish when men don't generally agree alright I mean when men don't generally agree no no no no an answer that is

shared commonly amongst the hoes that's ho-ish I don't think our answer that doesn't that doesn't that's not listing

the qualifications what is the criteria for things that are ho-ish what is ho-ish I'm asking you to define that for me that part I won't speak to that's a whole different conversation for things that are ho-ish? What is ho-ish? I'm asking you to define that for me. Oh, no, that part I won't speak to.

That's a whole different conversation. But when answers are ho-ish, I can speak to that. I can't speak to what makes I'm ho-ish. I don't judge. I'm not asking you to answer what makes hoes ho-ish.

I'm asking you to answer, I'm asking you to clarify what makes the answers ho-ish. The guitar is bad. What about, there it is, there it is. This is the stance.

I thought I did. You better give me Steven Tyler pose right now.. This is the stance. I thought I did. You better give me Steven Tyler pose right now. This is a good moment. I thought I did. I thought I did answer that. No. Rory said free spirited and Maul said whatever answer that they don't agree with. Because I don't think free spirited is ho.

So I wasn't on your side. Well, free spirited is like the PC version of ho. I don't think so. I think it is. That's a fact. Yeah, thank you. Free spirited is fine. If a girl tells me she's free spirited.

Free spirited is a polite way of being like. Definitely stopping at Duane Reade in the next 10 minutes. For sure. KY condom. To get some alkaline water, right? When you say a woman is free spirited, you're definitely referring to the freedom of one particular spirit and that's it. I don't think that's true. Free spirited does mean you're a whore.

Unfortunately, that is what it means. And oddly enough, at the Solange concert, mad free spirited joints. But when all of the free spirited chicks were there and Cranes... I just like my free spirited joints to wear deodorant. All the holistic. When Cranes started to play...

And you started to sing. In a weird way I took it as As they were trying to stop hoeing I tried to drink it away I tried to put one in the air I tried to smoke it away I took all of that to mean

I'm trying to stop hoeing But I feel like there's a crane in the sky that's just controlling these hoish actions. That is what I took to mean. They're a puppet from the crane in the sky? What the fuck else does crane in the sky mean? So we're all just hoe puppets by the cranes? No and see I try to ask a woman here

so we wouldn't come off so misogynistic but you're not helping at all. I'm just trying to I'm just seeking clarity. She might be more misogynistic than us. She sound like us. Bridget, I mean, before I let you go, you sound like you're very in tune with what you don't want as a 31-year-old

woman. Yes. What do you want? I just want to exist and enjoy this moment. Wait a minute. With my free spirit. No, you owe. I just want to exist. I just want to exist and enjoy this moment. Oh, wait a minute. With my free spirit. No, you owe. You got to stop. I just want to exist. I just want to exist in this moment with my free spirit.

I just want to exist in this moment. I'm going to tell you what I want. I just want to exist in this moment. Existing in the moment is crazy. With my free spirit. With my free spirit. That's fine. I'm dismayed at all this. Totally being facetious.

No, honestly, what I genuinely want right now is to not have to think about what I'm going to want in five years. I don't want to have to plan for that. I don't. I don't want to have to think about that shit. I don't want to think about it. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Thank you and my publicist.

My publicist is doing flips right now. She's doing flips in the kitchen right now. Publicist, what is this bullshit she's telling us? Honestly, what did y'all talk about? I'm giving y'all the most blanket answers possible. I love it. She just told us she just wants to exist and not be aware of whatever the future has planned for me. I don't want to think about it.

I just want to drink it away. I want to put one in the air. The solar eclipse. Yo, what part don't you understand, Joe? She don't want to think about five years from now, my nigga. She living for right now. It's just like cranes in the sky. You're fucking this up for more.

Shut up. What you mean? This is great. This is great. Because y'all see, y'all thought Bridget was going to come on here with some whole other shit. And she gave y'all something totally different. I love it. No.

Rory knew what it was going to totally different. No. I love it. No. Rory knew what it was going to be when it passed. I love it. For at least 40 minutes I've only been watching the facial expressions of the publicist. I don't even care

what's happening here anymore. Like the publicist is having a heart attack back there. So Bridget, we do something here called Sleepers. Is it time for Sleepers?

Oh, I have emails. Oh wait, you have emails and we didn't even talk about Belly's album dropping. Oh yeah. Belly's wait, you have emails. And we didn't even talk about Belly's album, Droppin'. Oh, yeah. Belly's album is phenomenal. Incredible. And I don't say that often.

You say that every week. Not about rap. You say that every time you take your shoes off. Every week. Everybody has a phenomenal album. Every Hitty Palooza. Every Hitty Palooza. It was phenomenal.

They pay for that exact copy. I'm just reading off my phone. All right, got it, got it. This one you're sincere about. I'm sincere about this one yeah they did that Boy Wonder sounds great

some Boy Wonder beats that don't even sound like Boy Wonder beats yeah but I mean that also in a good way nah Belly came through with that shit

I like it a lot that's all I got well y'all know our champion fam Joe jokes I also want to Elliot fucking Wilson sharing that Belly freestyle

that Maul played as a sleeper three years ago. And has claimed that he broke that freestyle this week. No, he didn't claim that, did he? No, but for the story. He did break it, nigga. I broke it, nigga. Nobody heard it when you played it, nigga. Elliot, rap radar, motherfucker.

Listen, man, we're not going to take that title back. Elliot, Elliot Elliot we love you Yeah Belly's album is great I mean there's really Nothing to say about it Belly's album is great I'm mad that more people Don't know that it's out

It's a really good album And more importantly I like him Every interview I've seen From Belly He sounds like the hip hop I wanna hear from He sounds like an adult

Sounds like he's not With the little kid Fraudulent bullshit I like everything that Belly has to hear from. He sounds like an adult. Sounds like he's not with the little kid, fraudulent bullshit. I like everything that Belly has to offer right this second at the moment. And I had anticipation because the only time I see Hove in pictures is either with Beyonce or Belly. Or Maul. Oh. Or Belly.

Yeah, I feel like I only see Hove pictures on my timeline when he's with Belly or Beyonce. That was the rollout. I ain't going to lie. I feel like Hove always interview's the interview i ain't gonna lie i have no merit for that because y'all had a beef i just feel like you do not good we had a beef let me know how that go maybe sitting there talking to beat out no fuck out of here wait i know why you know you were such a dickhead man what because i know why you are such a dickhead what because I know why you said

just go ahead man just go ahead you are such a dickhead what is dickheadage about that you're just a dick man you're just a dick because I want us to interview no no no

away from that you're just a dick alright well I can't argue that if you're just going to say that what's the sleep what is the sleepers thing what's that

should we do emails sleepers oh yeah we have emails damn i wanted to ask y'all about this creepy shit on netflix called gerald's game with the old white girl that ends up handcuffing herself to the bed while the nigga she was having sex with has a heart attack and now she's just stuck in the house for an hour and 40 minutes trying to escape man it's creepy what what chambers of netflix do you get into what is it I don't even think that shit be on Netflix like which pages

have you been up on like trending now like most popular like where do we find that what page is that a part of oh I see you guys were

I see you know how you sign up because when you sign into when you sign into Netflix they give you stuff that they think that you're gonna watch

so that means that there was something relative to that type of shit that you watched. Y'all don't laugh at Joe the way I do, man. Y'all don't be hearing him. Oh, I see. I see what the room is trying.

They're trying to peg me as the crazy guy. Which he is, nigga. Yes, nigga. You're fucking sick in your head, bro. What's wrong with you? Why do you watch this shit? Why is I see so funny? No, because he was like, oh, Icy.

You just turned into the creep that everyone almost thought you were. You're watching creepy shit? No, we don't think that. Dismayed and, oh, Icy. Gave me Hannibal Lecter for a second. I had a comeback, but it's

pointless now. Y'all bodied it. Rory has emails. Rory's going to readory has emails. Emails. Rory's going to read something to us. We finally got an email that wasn't name your top 20 rappers. So I figured we would bring the new email segment in. Yeah, we still on it. You never ranked Camp Low.

I got mad niggas you never ranked. Camp Low is not in my top 20. It's mad niggas you never ranked. Chiali. He went to jail. Chiali. And he came out. And you got to rank him to his face when you see him in the club

and you're aware that he went to jail for a body. You got to rank him. When he comes up to you in the club, trust me, it's happened. That's my guy. He better. He's my guy, too. Shout out to him. In the back of my mind, I think he's on parole.

Chia Lee will come in and shoot this whole shit up. Top 20. Top five. Top five. Top one. All right. You were saying? The subject to this is, should I fuck this bitch? Thought that was a good.

You got our attention. That was the female subject? Yeah. I ask myself that all the time. Oh, no. No, you don't. Well, I used to. I used to.

I love you, baby. I love you. See. I love you. I love you. All of the married men in this room love our significant others. Me, Chris, E, Parks, Rory, Siobhan. It's cool.

Never mind, Mom. You were saying Rory. Should I fuck this bitch? What's up, Joe, Rory, Mo, and Bridget, since you're here now? Hey, Bridget. Hey. I need some big bro advice on this one. I know this girl who's trying to join the team, which she puts in quotations.

Oh, she's real already. She's trying to join the team. No, no, there's a guy saying, I know this girl. She's trying to join the team, though. She's trying to join the team. That means that she knows that there's a strong triangle offense. I like her. I like her.

There's a strong. Yeah. All right. Get it off. That's just the first thing. Get your shit off. There's only strong triangle offense. I like her. I like her. There's a strong. Yeah. All right. Get it off. Get your shit off. There's only one issue. She is my ex-roommate's, another in quotation, best friend. Why is that an issue?

I know this story already. Why is that an issue? Does that mean he's mad? I knew this story the first time I read it more. I know this issue too. She's my ex-roommate's best friend? Mm-hmm. I met her through him.

Oh, there's more? I thought we were just answering now. Yes was the answer. Oh, all right. There's more. Yes, okay. She can audition for the team. What's the problem?

All right. There's only one issue. She's my ex-roommate's best friend. I met her through him and he used to smash while we lived in the house together.

Five dudes, one crib. Oh, he was asking for that then. Them niggas live in a group home? Who are they? Five dudes in one crib? Oh, he was asking for that then. Them niggas live in a group home? Who are they? Five dudes and one crib. Who the fuck is this?

So it's five dudes, one crib, and her? Is that how that works? Why would she? His roommate was smashing Shorty. He heard what she was throwing back, and I think that's what's going on here. Why was the girl comfortable fucking in the crib with six niggas?

Wait, she... Okay, so... Okay, is's more? Yeah, yeah. Please keep it. Please carry on. He used to say he would marry her one day, but he's just getting the fuckery out of the system.

They both are dating and fucking other people now. Should I expect a fade if I hit shorty? She's a good one to add to the team because she knows her position in the starting rotation. I'm cool with the dude, but not super tight. Says what's up type of homie. This is a key point right here. Just the what up type of homie shouldn't be an issue.

My nigga. What's his name? I'm not going to say. Okay. All right. Well, I don't want to know his name. I just want to know if he can fight. I want to know if he still lives in this.

Is he going to be bringing Shorty into his room? If he still lives in the hostel, then it's just, you have no, it's the hostel. But it sounds like to me, she was ready for the... If you still living in a hostel,

I feel like... Smashing should be the last thing on your mind. No, honestly, if you still live in the hostel, I feel like you might have already smashed. You just looking for

some sort of validation. I went to college for a little while. Chicks don't have a problem walking by the same room that they smashed in before. This is what I'm saying. I'm waiting for y'all to let me in. This sounds like he already did and he's just looking for y'all to be like, yeah, it's cool, whatever, whatever, whatever. That's what this sounds like to me because there's quotation marks. It sounds like she wanted to let all five of y'all smash, honestly.

First of all, she's also staying in the hospital. It sounds like that's Maul. I emailed the show. Yo, Rory. That's why I didn't want to say the name. What's up, y'all? Yo, let me talk to you niggas real quick.

That email in the show is crazy. Maul, by the way, at Hotmail.com. Me email in the show is crazy. More, by the way, at Hotmail.com. Me emailing the show is crazy. Yo, in total, I mean, one time. That's funny as fuck. Hey, that's funny. That's funny. I'm not going to lie.

That's funny. Me emailing the show asking y'all questions. She was in Joe's room right next door to mine. That's hilarious, man. All right, so to answer your question, Maul. Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, you should to answer your question Maul oh my god yes yes you can

you should fuck the girl Maul now just don't do it in the crib unless you can fight or at the podcast now or a brigadier please yeah word

do we have more yeah this one's a little bit more serious I think they really need some advice alright this is a that's a long paragraph. It sounds important.

Glad we can be here for you. What's up, Joe, Maul, Rory, and Bridget? My name is Brent. I need advice. Your name is trash. That's the first time. That's a terrible way to start. I know this is bad.

Terrible way to start. Terrible way to start. You already lost. Brent is horrible, but we'll have it. I'm a huge fan of you guys' podcast. Keep up the great work. But my problem is since cuffing season

is almost upon us, I was thinking I need to have a few women in rotation that I can be with this cuffing season. I have my eyes on this one girl

at my college, but my problem is that I'm shy as fuck when it comes to approaching women all three of y'all seem to be very uh very confident and uh unafraid to express your thoughts what gems can you provide for me so i can be confident and talk to these hoes gem number one if you can't talk to one woman you shouldn't try to talk to more than one woman okay let's start there. Mr. I'm too shy. That means you're going to drop the ball every fucking time.

Why? Don't some women like shy guys? No. I was trying to help out. They just say that because they're supposed to say it. They don't. They're not no fucking shy guys. I didn't even hear what his question was

But fuck it He was trying He was looking for He's asking for advice On how to approach a woman You know what he's gotta do He's gotta He's gotta fuck some fat girls first

Well don't tell them Don't Yeah Get an alias Fuck some fat girls first You gotta Yeah the training wheels How about don't tell them your name is Brent

Yeah stop walking up to bitches I'm like hi I'm Brent How Change your name How are you Let's give him a different alias. I have a few women in my rotation this cuffing season. Anytime a nigga says he has a few niggas in his rotation,

you're lying. He got a few women in his rotation, but he wants to settle down with one. With this one chick at his college. Of course. He too shy to talk to her. Brent, you got to get out of here. I don't know.

It's a little sus. It's a little sus. Brent Middle name. The rotation sounds sus. The rotation Middle name. The rotation sounds sus. The rotation sounds sus. The rotation sounds sus. That's like, yeah, like your rotation means that you watch Hulu with one girl, you watch Netflix with the other girl, you watch HBO Now with the other girl.

I don't think he's even doing that. He can't do that. I don't think any man- Why does Bridget know these things? Maul, how about your rotation? I don't have one. I was about to say, I think any man that says he has a rotation don't have a rotation. Yeah, but Maul got mad. Katana gift cards.

What? What the fuck is a Katana gift card? What are you talking about? I haven't been to Katana in so long. I'm saying you be in LA, Bridget be in LA. Supreme gift cards? Oh my God. Y'all be in LA. You wouldn't take Bridget on an all-expenses-paid

dinner to Katana. No. No. No,-expenses-paid dinner to Katana. No. No. No, niggas ain't going to Katana. It's over. That's ridiculous. What did y'all like? Hollywood hookah?

That's your spot. That's your spot. I can't stand y'all. No? No. Chill, don't hit Hollywood hookah. We definitely went to Hollywood hookah. That's definitely your spot.

I hate y'all for Hollywood hookah and for Katana. Hollywood hookah's not your spot? No. We were there six months ago. That's definitely your spot. I hate y'all for Hollywood hookah and for Katana. Hollywood hookah is not your spot? No. We were there six months ago. That's not true. Joe, not for nothing. I'm sorry, but people in the back saying that's not true. They throwing you under the whole bus, Joe.

I've been to Hollywood hookah at least four times with you, and it's been your idea every time. Wow. Wow. Wait, is Siobhan saying it too? Wow, shut up. Siobhan was there for one of the times. It's your idea every time. Every time I went to Hollywood Hookah, I swear to God, Imani invited me.

Cats out the bag, Joe. If I'm going down, I take this whole organization down, god damn it. Hollywood Hookah. They think they fancy because they redid it in the back. Fuck out of here. The back is kind of fire, though. The back is dope. They redid it in the back.

The back is dope. The back and everything. Is the back not dope? It's trash The back is kind of funny though. The back is dope. They redid it in the back. The back is dope. The back and everything. Is the back not dope? It's trash. It is kind of cool though. It's just that it's dope. You know what's funny? I like it now.

That shit. Oh my God. But I can't tell people I like it because they've ruined the name already. All right. Episode 132

of the Joe Button Podcast. We are back with our beautiful guest, Bridget Kelly. Do we have sleeper pics? Yeah. Did we tell Bridget what sleepers were, though? No, I don't even know what a sleeper is. Stop flirting.

Play some shit. She asked what a sleeper was. Yeah, but it's not your tone. Did we tell Bridget what sleepers was together? Here we go. Together. Sleeper is a man that you may not be looking at, but maybe you should look over. Here we go. Together. Sleeper is a man that you may not be looking at,

but maybe you should look over. Yeah, right. You good? Yeah, I'm good. All right, so I don't have a sleeper, so somebody has to go first. What is a sleeper? Please clarify.

It's a song that people may not know. I would suggest playing yours because I was going to play yours. Play one of yours. Okay. Somebody should play one of Bridget's. The record you sent me. Yeah, I sent you one.

Yeah, but if you was going to play that, you should have said, hey, the record you sent me. Like, it just takes off the- Well, I was going to play it, but you're here. That just ruined it. Yeah. Did we just kill Christmas? She's here, though.

A&R. We just killed Christmas. Play the one that you sent me and told me to play when I get a chance. Bridget did not. She don't know what a sleeper is. She ain't tell me to play it. I didn't know what a sleeper is. I don't know what a sleeper is.

Look at Maul. You don't know what a sleeper is She ain't tell me to play it I didn't know what a sleeper I don't know what a sleeper is Look at Maul You don't know what a sleeper is I was actually shocked That y'all two had never met Honestly We met I went to dinner Maul was with me

We all hung out We all hung out We had dinner At some random spot It was great Why do y'all keep trying to tell me the truth Why do they keep telling me the truth Who care

Rory where the fuck? You can't even find it? It's on SoundCloud, B. I got to put the whole link in. I mean, no, I actually texted you. I actually texted you. I know, I couldn't click it. I couldn't click it.

That's why I copied and pasted it from our text message. Okay. It's not playing now, though, right? It's definitely playing right now. Yeah, you quiet. What is she on, the T-Pain acoustic tour? Yes. I won't hold my breath if you ask

me to. I'd be dead if I wait for you. You can't say that and cheat. This is a new relationship, Joe. Shit. Oh, true, true, true. So these dudes won't see what you don't see. I sure hope you hear me. Cause soon

you won't see me. Cause I'ma find a man who loves me. A man who loves me A man who needs me More than you ever did, oh And when I'm happy Please just be happy for me Just be happy for me

You're never happy for them, by the way. Who the fuck is gonna be happy for you? happy for them by the way Who the fuck is gonna be happy for you? What is she talking about? There are women in this positive shit It's a request It'll only be a request What I know now Cause if I did

Maybe I could've gave you Enough of me to save you But there I go again Putting you first. I sacrificed myself, but still it don't work. And it still hurts. So if I find a man who loves me, a man who needs me, more than you ever did.

Somebody in the crib heated. Yeah, that nigga, she cheated on him Unhappy as fuck for me Now she got the point Unhappy This shit made me want to call my girl Y'all so cute I thought you and me, we was gonna figure it out. That's what love is about.

So why am I doing without everything that I need? Why is it so hard for you to love me? I always made it easy. So if I find a man who loves me, a man who needs me, more than you ever did. If I'm happy, please be happy for me.

Please be happy for me. Happy for me Have we confirmed if he's happy for you? Who is ever happy for the girl? He's currently not happy for me. He's currently unhappy for me, about me. It doesn't matter. Just all across the board. He's actually happy without me,

so I don't know if happy for me is the best way to feel. Well, that is Bridget Kelly, happy for me, even though he is not happy. Ladies and gentlemen, brand new off the Bridget Kelly project, that is Be Happy For Me. Yeah. Left your ass alone. Miserable. Cheated on your ass. Even though I know you're really upset.

Even though I left you. Be happy. Now I'm happier than I've ever been and you should be happy for me Rory Rory turn down your little clean up playlist you got there not the clean up playlist while we think of whatever

the next sleeper is I want to announce that Complex has a brand new sports show coming your way. You were definitely paid to say this. I feel like they need to. I feel like they need. I'm not paid at my morning job.

They need to pay. But anyway, that's enough of the promo there. Was that mandated? Did you have to promo that? Nothing is mandated. Joe doesn't. You were about to talk about yourself. You talking about yourself in the third person? That's intense. That's intense. Y' you have to promo that? Joe, nothing is mandated. Joe doesn't. You were about to talk about yourself in a third person? Joe doesn't mandate.

Y'all let him talk about himself in a third person? Mandate is also a really not a word. Dismay that your mandate claims. All right. Come on, Rory, play your fucking Barefoot song. You were talking about being mandated. Barefoot song? Yeah, everything he plays is from a Barefoot music.

Everything is holistic? Everything Rory got is holistic? Everything where we got is holistic? Siobhan gonna make friends with any black girl that's in the room, by the way. I don't know if niggas

knew that about Siobhan, but it's cool. Siobhan, what up, baby? I love you. I just love you and Karan. He said you make friends with every black, if there's a black girl

in the room, Siobhan gonna be her friend. She gonna make some friends. She feels the energy. She's like, I'm gonna go in there because that's where the love is. She's one of those, what is it, earthy souls, we called it? No, don't do that.

A free spirit, like y'all said. Her husband's my man, so I'm going to chill out. She's a married free spirit. She's a married free spirit. She's free spirit with women. You guys, we can trust her. That means that she makes female friends easily. That's a good moment.

That's a good moment. Now, y'all talk about their husbands. Karan, good moment. That's a good moment. Y'all talk about their husbands. Karan, alright, we're joking, man. You're being faithful somewhere. Me too. And E. And Rory. And Chris. All of us are faithful.

Devon, you got a girl? And Devon. We're all faithful. Come on, Rory. Play this shit. Devon shouldn't be that age with a girl. Wait, you 23 and faithful? If you don't take your ass and go home. Why? Oh, I got you. Fucking take it out of a condom or something.

We'll tell you got to be home. We're going to fix Siobhan right up. And then get us the Rock Zodiac. Come on, Roy. Is that considered cheating finding the rock zodiac you keep making me laugh i'm gonna touch bridget's knee and get in trouble come on this is sabrina uh claudio uh wait from her new project oh i was gonna play something from here you type i went first

wait like sabrina claudio is no longer You tight. I went first. Like Sabrina Claudio is no longer a singer. I feel like everybody knows about her. We broke her on this. Can someone break me up with some wine though? This is a good wine. Don't let your girls Fresh decisions Give me a second All of your pressure brings Making me question things

Do I want you? Do I need you? I know what you're trying to hear And I wanna say it to you But you need to Wait Wait I'm not

Ignoring your feelings But right now it's just hard to put yours in front of mine Cause I've got my own reasons Give them a second All of your pressure rings Making me question things Do I want you? Do I need you? I know what you're trying to hear

And I wanna say it to you But you need to Wait Wait Stop, go សូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីបានប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពី That was brand new from Sabrina Claudio. That one is called I Can't See Rory's Phone. That is called Wait. Or Wait. That is what that one is.

Let's see. What is this shit here? So y'all are into barefoot music? That's the thing? All of Rory's music is fucking barefoot shit. That's real barefoot music. He plays it on his little evolution of music display in his house. Whatever. That shit hard, though.

You was complimenting me. Off though. You was complimenting me. Off mic, you was complimenting me. I know, you the nigga. My little room, nice. You snitching.

Don't tell niggas I complimented you. Right, you supposed to take that one to the grave, I think. What you talking about? You supposed to take

that one to the grave, I think. So this is called, this is a song by a gentleman by the name of Hablo Brown. It's H-A-B-L-O-T.

Now put that accent back on, bro. I don't know if it's Hablet, Hablo. I don't know what it is. But this is my barefoot music when I think Rory's home being barefoot music. And this is called She Said. You barefoot right now. I love being barefoot. I think we all should be barefoot.

Nah. Forever. That's going to be a no for me. Too free spirited for me today. Sorry, guys. Maul got supreme feet. Hey. See, there's that barefoot.

Come on, Rory. Don't front. Rory kind of front now like it ain't hard. Fuck out of here. Pause. I said I. This is, you got to get the broom and the mop. This is, you gotta get the bromine to mop. I tell you, you gotta get the bromine to mop.

Maul definitely sweeping up the corridor. The corridor. The corridor. The project lobby. I'm the corridor. I'm the project lobby. I hate you. For those that didn't know what the corridor was. I've been lonely, you've been gone

Tell me where did I go wrong But don't be jealous when I get up and leave She said I don't wanna waste any more of your time It's getting late, I should go now Baby, just give me a sign Thank you. Now I don't wanna wait, yeah The storm don't settle, now I'm outlying with you And I can see wanna wait, yeah, the storm don't settle Now I'm all in with you, and I can see your fate, yeah It ain't get better, not when I'm with you Said I don't want to waste any more of your time

It's getting late I should go now Baby just give me a sign Oh hey 101.9 We are back That was Hablo Brown Okay Just sit down Why you can't just sit down Screaming at the top of his lungs and we're back. That was Hablo Brown. Okay.

Just sit down, man. Why you can't just sit down? Screaming at the top of his lungs. That was Hablo Brown. That was brand new from Hablo Brown 101.9. Here we are. All right, Maul. All right.

What did West Side Gun and them put out this week? First of all, they just put out some MF Doom shit that's heat. They put out something with MF Doom? Westside and MF Doom are putting a project together with Parks. Help me out here. Who's producing it? Alchemist. Alchemist and Deniger.

Yeah. Which is going to be wild. That sounds great. I'm so mad at Alchemist. I'm super hyped about that. I want an Alchemist beat. I'm retired. I still want Alchemist. You're like 12. Alright, I'm going to play something. That sounds great. I'm so mad at Alchemist. I'm super hyped about that. I want an Alchemist beat. I'm retired. I still want Alchemist.

You're like 12. All right, I'm going to play something off of Belly Project. I'm going to play Lullaby. Definitely in my top four off that album. Yeah. That's a hard album. I wish more people knew what was out. Yeah, even before Maul plays this, check out the whole Belly album, because it's really good.

Yeah, I'm talking to our listeners. I'm more insane Wonder told me speak on it, I'ma speak on it, fuck it I'm a rat, man, that's I'm a rat, right? That's what we doing Yeah Wonder if God heard me pray when I was trying to repent If he didn't, I know he heard my mother cry over rent

Then you wonder why the mood inside this room is so tense No offense, but I don't really got nowhere to go vent Oh yeah, success is like a drug and I'm behind you on the scent Feel like I wasted all the money and the time that I spent Maybe the tears inside my eyes had me blind with revenge I told her even if we crash, I'ma ride to the end Yeah, I go lyin' again, don't know why I pretend Hold up, let me try this again

Lord, you know I never open up Abusing drugs, never thinking I was dope enough She's over me when I'm the one that she's supposed to love At least my heart broke enough for the both of us They told me play your part Boy, we different different you smart let it lay in your bed don't ever let a bitch in your heart still around the same ones that i was with from the start though the distance got us drifting apart felt betrayed swear to god to this day man

this shit hit my heart wanted to shine so bad that i got left in the dark still love you can't help but see that kid in the park run around the town looking for some shit we could start any issue i was right there with it i bought my dream house but i've been having nightmares in it the game ugly just tell me why you can't love me or why the fuck you're ashamed of me you can't judge me that's why i stay numb and the smartest thing i ever did was play dumb uh staying up nights till my day comes old memories had me wishing that we stayed young I'm a mess thinking less so I'm saying more I talk to God about you so I'm praying more That's why I smoke a hundred blunt straight Pops left moms cry for a month straight Used to cry too but I would never show her Superwoman feel blessed if you ever know her

Look at all the shit that we made it through They bugged the house and they raided too If that ain't ironic I'm a crazy fool Play it cool baby play it cool They don't acknowledge my accomplishments My oppa's just an optimist I'm coppin' shit But still I'm not convinced that this is opulence I could proudly fuck Pocahontas write out her moccasins Killing everything that I'm authoring Like an offering Ten stitches with my limbs twitching You ever went through withdrawal

Till your skin itches? Screaming fuck what you think Tears falling while I write it down Smudging the ink Please pour out a couple of drinks Sometimes I wish that I was up there with cheeks You wouldn't even care if i ever die so i wrote this for the tears that you never cry lullaby

that's belly off his new project mambo rap that's check out that whole album that whole album is just like that shout out to boy wonder because they killed that shit. Boy Wonder. Who else is on that? Pusha T is the only feature, I think. Pusha T,

y'all didn't rank. That's a good feature. He's up there for me. I think we did rank Pusha T. No, we didn't. We never ranked Pusha T. There's a million rappers to rank. That Belly shit is hard.

I want to shout out to Belly Belly. You ever in New York, you're a friend of the show, man, feel free to come up here and kick it about real rap shit. I like that you rap and you're new, even though you're not young like you're new. Belly's been around. Has he?

How many years? Tell me. He's been writing. Shit, Belly wrote on Beyonce's Lemonade album. Really? The record with The Weeknd. Yeah, Belly was a writer on that. Belly's been around for a long time.

So Belly has made his way as a writer. Yeah. I don't think I'm standing incorrect. I think he's produced a little bit as well. He's real stylish. Yeah. To be a bigger guy is what I'm saying. He lost a lot of weight, though.

I fuck with him. Belly, shout out to you, man. Which, by the way, on that one, him losing weight and dropped that big pun sample in the, I just lost 100 pounds, I'm trying to live, didn't really work out for pun the way I think Belly was trying to. It was just an odd thing to throw in there. I get what he was doing. I get what he was doing, though. I do, too.

That line is creepy to hear now. It's very. It's a little sad. When he dropped that, I was like, I don't know, Belly. Pun only died right after he said it. Yeah. It's very, when he dropped that, I was like, oh, I don't know, Billy. Pun only died right after he said it. Yeah. It was horrible.

Anyways. Man, I don't want to end on that note. Would that be awkward? Awkward silence. In conclusion. Episode 132

of the Joe Buck Bug, and we are, listen, you guys are phenomenal. Listen, let me hit the applause button for our guest here. Let's get some applause. Let's turn the applause up a little. Thanks, guys. Can I get the awks? hit the applause button for our guest here. Let's get some applause.

Let's turn the applause up a little. Thanks, guys. Can I get the awks? Can the applause actually sound good? Where? Oh, thanks.

I mean, we could just clap. Well, you clap until I hit the applause button. We could just clap. Ready? Go. All right,

here we are back. Hit the button. Yeah, turn it down. Bridget, I want to thank you. We do not have guests on this podcast. Oh. And I'll just keep it all the way funky with you. Anytime we have a woman here, we all hate it.

The fans hate it. We don't ever want to hear from women, really. The fans are probably going to hate me, too, but it's fine. No, no. I'm actually enjoying being hated. I mean, the fans are probably going to hate me too, but it's fine. No, no, no. They're going to like you. I'm actually enjoying being hated. This shit, Love & Hip Hop has gotten me a lot of hate, and it's actually been very entertaining for me.

More so than I thought I would, actually. I didn't think I was going to enjoy clapping back as much as I had. Are you and Brooke cool now? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. We were always cool. Oh, your behavior wasn't like y'all were always cool

I mean but I do like I do like the friend the friend part it's a it's a friend there's a friend it's a frenemy thing

it's kind of a frenemy thing okay frenemy is a frenemy only really applies to females I feel like I feel like men are not frenemies

if y'all don't fuck with each other you just don't fuck with each other that's wild niggas that don't like each other that be taking pictures

of other just fake just more frauds just put them on the frauds list too damn that's the new real fake is the new real when am I moving back to New York

I don't know me and Rory are definitely frenemies I don't like you we're not friends we'd just be enemies alright fine whatever but I do think

you should move back to New York I don't understand why all the talented New York people are moving to Los Angeles I mean I've just I've been in LA well here's the thing

I've been in LA for six years and I've been bi-coastal, so I go back and forth. So, it's worked in my favor. I like it. When I'm tired, when I don't want to fucking deal with the winter

and I don't want to be on the fucking, I don't want to be on the subway with all the other sweaty homeless people, then I like to, I'd rather just sit in my air-conditioned car

and traffic on the 405s. Joe's definitely moving to LA. Publicist didn't bat an eye on the subway with all the other homeless smelly people. I just want to point that out publicist. In the summertime it smells like homeless. It smells like everything

smells like homeless on the train. She's from LA must be the publicist. No. She feels me. She don't nobody first of all none of y'all enjoy a train in July with no air conditioning. I've never been a part of a train. What kind of New Yorker? Never mind.

That's a Jersey thing. That's a Jersey thing. New Yorkers take the train. I don't think he was talking about the subway. The AC doesn't work on the train. The AC doesn't always work on the train. What train

are you on that's always popping? Because the MTA is always under construction and always got some shit going on. But the AC is always good on the actual train. The platform is crazy. All right. Enjoy not eating any good food in LA. You're not going to disagree. Enjoy your traffic.

You have earthquakes. I like the traffic. Shut the fuck up, yo. You don't even have a real water source. There's hurricanes here. What are you talking about? The whole earth shakes, really. Knock it the fuck off. The whole earth. So all y'all underwater and nobody can swim? That's fucked up. Don are you talking about? The whole earth shakes, really. Knock it the fuck off.

The whole earth. So all y'all underwater and nobody can swim? That's fucked up. Don't do that. Vegan burgers. None of y'all can swim? We all surrounded by water, but nobody can swim when a hurricane comes? He's definitely going to move to LA in the next two years.

100%. You don't know what I'm going to do in a couple years. I bet you live in LA. You already contemplating it. I'm having a baby in New York. What does that mean? What does that mean? I'm not bringing my baby to LA.

I mean, not out the womb. It's not like Sin's going to have the baby and you're like, okay, we're going to LA. Not like that. I'm not even bringing Sin to LA. I'm not bringing Sin or my baby to LA. Sorry. Sorry. I'd be not wanting to go outside. Y'all talking about baby to L.A. Sorry. Sorry. Shit. I be not wanting to go outside.

Y'all talking about go to L.A. We gonna end this. Baby, I love you if you're listening. You are my everything. When you're in the house. I cannot wait to see you. We're not moving to L.A. But Sin don't want to move to L.A. either.

We keep it above. Sin don't want to. Well, here's the thing. Certain New Yorkers, I believe, Bridget, honestly, if you are a true New Yorker, true, not like Siobhan and Imani, true New Yorker. Siobhan from Oakland.

Is she not a true New Yorker? She's from the Bay. She came out here and fucking bagged her husband and made him move. That's trash. I mean, that's swag. I was going to say, that's kind of fly. I'm not even gonna lie That's kinda fly

But Bridget you don't think You don't think your soulmate Is in New York Tell me that you think Your soulmate is in LA Eating a vegan burger And a yogurt Honestly

Honestly Tell me your soulmate Is at Bossa Nova Waiting for you I wanna hear it Yo Joe is killing LA right now I'm asking a valid question Well my soulmate

Might be in Whole Foods But it might be in Manhattan It's okay It's fine I don't know where my soulmate is Your soulmate is not taking A shot of wheatgrass At 10 a.m. to go into office

You're right You're right You're right That's not happening Yeah I mean My soulmate My soulmate is gonna appreciate

VSOP the same way He does some acai berry Okay Let's be real clear My soulmate is well rounded He's gonna get a vodka soda Cause it doesn't have calories My soulmate doesn going to appreciate VSOP the same way he does some acai berry, okay? Let's be real clear. My soulmate is well-rounded. He's going to get a vodka soda because it doesn't have calories. My soulmate doesn't drink vodka at all. Her soulmate is definitely taking an order at Saddle Ranch pursuing his acting career.

He's on the bull. I hate you. Being on the bull at Saddle Ranch as a man is crazy. Yeah, word. Talking about his bridge in here. As a man, she's never been on the bull at Saddle Ranch. And it was his birthday. Yeah, that was crazy. And he's be on the bull at Saddle Ranch. And it was his birthday. Yeah.

That was crazy. And he's been on the bull all night. That's your soulmate, Bridget. That's crazy. We're sorry. Being on the bull is crazy. That's so foul. That's so foul.

No, I believe that New York. Did you get on the Saddle Ranch bull, Joe? Oh! Oh! Hold on, I'm on you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm on you.

Wait a minute. Do we have more sleepers? Because we got more shit to talk about. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Amani. Wait a minute. Do we have more sleepers? Because we got more shit to talk about. Wait a minute. Yo, Joe, you did not write it. This is a story that will go down in the love and hip hop history books. Dog. But what is the truth?

Wait, you wrote the bull? The mechanical bull? Yo. Fam, I had to knock the whole thing out. Joe, you wrote the mechanical bull? Nah, son. You wrote the bull, Joe. Nah, really, God.

You got to. Imani, how true is this? For us. Joe, you wrote the mechanical bull? Nah, son. You rode the bull, Joe? Nah, I really got to know. Imani, how true is this? For us? Joe, you rode the mechanical bull? You rode the bull at Saddle Ranch. Listen, man, any nigga that rides the mechanical bull needs to be thrown to the ranch. You were saddled up at Saddle Ranch. No, no, no.

Wait a minute. Look in front of me as well. Chris is looking at me with sheer disappointment. Yeah. I'm looking at you with such dismay. Dismay. Now I'm dismayed. Nigga, you rode the mechanical bull? I'm slightly at you with such dismay. Dismay! Now I'm dismayed. Nigga, you rode the mechanical bull.

I'm slightly dismayed. Oh, my. It's mad rigor and Monroe in here. It's a whole bunch of rigor and Monroe. But wait, that's... I'm rigor and Monroe. I'm rigor and Monroe. Why am I rigor and Monroe right now?

Wait, that's not... But that wasn't swag? No! No, that wasn't swag. Not when you just tried to play my song. We got to end this. All right, guys.

Oh, my. Wow, there's footage? There's footage? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Joe, get your phone. Thank you for tuning in to the Joe button. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. my phone and take this video? It's a video? There's footage. He lied! Y'all niggas worship Joe. Joe looks mad scared. Yo, Joe. The fear in your eyes. This is the shit that kills me, man. About this potential Saddle Ranch footage. Never, ever, said nothing about it.

I am such rigor in Monroe right now. There's so much rigor in Monroe in here. I's so much rigor in Monroe in here. I think I'm more rigged than I am Monroe. I think I'm more rigged than I am Monroe. I'm more Monroe. I think I'm a little more on the Monroe side.

I'm a little more rigged. Wait, just so I'm clear, before we end this podcast, nobody else in this room has gotten on the mechanical board. No. Okay. Fuck. All right. And I'll see you guys next week. And we're out. And we're Okay. Fuck. All right. And I'll see you guys next week.

And we're out. And we're out. And we're out. What the fuck about y'all?