The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 142 | "Sean's House"

Episode Date: December 27, 2017

After a week of festering, Joe revisits his beef with Complex and gives more insight on his departure (15:22). The guys also discuss Cardi B’s new single, Offset cheating, and her ongoing tension with Nicki Minaj (57:32). Although there are plenty of jokes this episode, the guys get serious and pay homage to Reggie Osse, better known as “Combat Jack” (50:32). We ended 2017 with a million views in a week, shout out to the fans for rocking with us. We’ll be back in 2018. Other topics include: -Akademiks beefing on twitch (17:57) -Ebro vs Mal in dodgeball/Rory vs Mal in 1 on 1 (1:05:31) -Lavar Ball’s new basketball league (1:22:44) -Joe addresses Kevin Hart’s interview (1:28:50) Sleeper picks of the week: Joe: Timbaland (featuring 6lack) “Grab the Wheel” | https://youtu.be/DL8UDmRWAzc Rory: Jordan Bratton “Pieces” | https://youtu.be/ZADjYmyUD3s Mal: Conway “Bishop Shot Steel” | https://soundcloud.com/gxfr/07-bishop-shot-steel-produced

I knew it after the deal. Dollar Deal TV. Network deal coming soon. Hey, give me back your mosh, help me out. Yo, I didn't even know the camera was on, my nigga. Dollar Deal TV. My bad. Deal TV is always on.

My bad. My Dollar Deal TV. We back. We back. We live. Dollar Deal TV and all that. You know what I'm saying? Dollar Deal TV was good.

That nigga Dollar got some classic footage, B. I'm in front of the Surratt boys, my nigga. You are a Suriroc boy. I am. That's how we started the podcast. Where's the product placement? Y'all have no idea. I'm waiting for the bottles.

I'm getting a little nervous every time niggas... Where's the rainbow? Yo, they got y'all niggas in the bag. I'm like, whoa, whoa. Hey, don't at them. My niggas called me and I was like, what the fuck y'all niggas in the bag. I'm like, whoa, whoa. Hey, don't at them. My niggas called me. And I was like, what the fuck are y'all talking about? I'm in my drawers.

Like, what the fuck are y'all talking about? Yo, I had personal friends call me and give me this. Yo, I always knew y'all deserved this. I always knew y'all had something. I'm so happy someone finally gave y'all that $5 million. I was like, dog, my account is in the negative. I don't know what the fuck you talking about. I was sitting on dump tight like, yo, I didn't talk to Rory and Moe yet.

I'm like, yo, the bag is here? I didn't secure them. Nigga, I woke up and put sweats on and went outside, man. What the fuck going on, dog? They are unsecure. If Joe signed 5 mil and didn't say that, me and Mo will be on fucking South Beach in hoodies and tits. When I read that shit, I'm like, Puff ain't even get Mace 5 mil.

How you get Joe? I never gave nobody 5 mil. Yeah, that's why I was like, wait, the what? 5 mil? Puff ain't get big 5 mil. Yeah, that's why I was like, wait, the what? Five mil? Puff ain't give big five mil. Yeah, I'm like, nah. Brother love giving out this five mil.

The wild shit, see, I ain't mind the rumor. The wild shit, they said for the podcast. Yeah. Then it was like, oh, damn. Damn, we done broke the bank

for a podcast? Five milli? Shit. I was waiting for that shit to get to my mom And her text me Just quit my job Like chill mom

I started getting Wild emotional texts Like yo you been my day one That's what I'm saying I'm my head friend Calling my phone I don't even have this Number stored in my phone

Who is this Who is my day one Yo my nigga Yo we gotta figure out When day one started What day was one Day one I don't even remember my day one

Like, my first day ever I don't even know if I was at day one My first day ever? I don't remember that Get the fuck out of here, man My first day ever Yo, we was just fucking You my day one

No, I'm not, nigga Oh, we're recording I didn't even realize that Real shit Fuck out of here My day ones Yeah, niggas was in my text talking Wow

You know you my day one, right? Yeah You know you my day one I always knew you was the one Fuck out of here. My day ones. Yeah, niggas was in my text talking. Wow. You know you my day one, right? Yeah. You know you my day one. I always knew you was the one. I'm like, what? Word. They doing TVT follows on Sunday of us as kids. I was like, what the fuck?

Shout out to my mans getting that meal. Yo, the power of social media is crazy, man. If he wins, we all win. Like, no. No. One chick DM me and said, I'm praying with me and shit. It's like, I always knew y'all was going to be the ones.

The ones. I watched y'all grow. God bless. I was like, wait. I've been following you for three years. And I ain't, get the fuck out of here. I've been watching the podcast for four years I've only been on for two actually

Niggas killed me for being quiet last week I'm letting Joe get his shit off What you want me to do? Talk nigga that's what they want you to do They killed me for talking There's no middle ground We need some volume on this We need volume on this

I'm all the way up over here Parks I'm a professional you are not fuck out of here here we go thank you very much microphone check one two one two we are here welcome to the Joe Budden Podcast, episode number 140, come on, two, I knew I was going to say two, I was going to say two, episode 142, I am your host Joe Budden, alongside me are these fucking fuckity fucks, Rory. It's the holiday season, man, come on. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la.

La la la la. Fa la la around me. Yo, let me address all of you niggas putting out new, trying to make the star-spangled banner of Christmas carols. All of you. I heard a new 95 South Christmas song. It's trash, my nigga. Knock it off.

It's Christmas time. Clap your hands. It's Christmas. No, nigga. Don't try to come back on a holiday tip. Who was that? Michael Luke? One of them niggas. Yes. Who else has them? Mariah tried to sneak a new one out there. Sorry, ma.

She already got the number one like fuck out. Yeah, get the fuck. Don't she make like a 150 mil every season? I know. And she's still out of breath before all i ever wanted i'd be out of breath all i ever wanted and then deep panting no more oh my bad don't say panting to me no i didn't you were panting i. I think that's what that was called. What is a pant? That was a pant.

This is Maul's little first week without some Supreme. Let me get into Maul for a little minute. This is my first week. This is nice. I'm champion. You try to get back to your roots. I didn't have Supreme on last week. He had a Supreme check.

Yes, you did. No, I didn't. You did. You're telling me. I'm looking at you. You know when you eat ramen noodles just to keep yourself humble? Like you just remind yourself? That's what Maul's doing with the champion Swiss.

Yeah, Maul looks trash. So we rocking. You already know who's in the building. Parks is here. Savon is here. New Chris Brown is here. Somehow Dylan and Brandon are here as well. We got a full house over here in the building.

So let's just get right to the fucking shit. Rory sent me a long list of things to discuss. What's the most important? We didn't have pre-production here. We didn't. Shit, let me pull this up. Oh, wait a minute now. Now, while you find out

what our A storyline will be, let me get to how I initially intended to start this podcast. Is this a hoagie? Can you turn my volume up a little bit, please, Parks, while I get into the start Of this

No more It's not We can actually save our Yo what's better Blimpie or Subway Neither Don't blimpie Don't do that

I was just trying to see Where the room was at More I was just trying to see Where the room was at That's all Go ahead Get in your chair

Don't do that again Now back to complex Chops I seen all the Like you know what I'm saying Y'all ain't I seen all the tips. Like, you know what I'm saying? Y'all ain't be cheating on me. Y'all seen them numbers drop. You know what I'm saying?

Y'all put that bad cut on that dope, and the numbers fell. Let's talk about it. Yo, I love when my friends support me. I want to be in the complex meetings right now. See what y'all talking about. See how y'all scrambling. It's four and ten, and y'all niggas are scrambling. Hey, listen. Hey, I do want to get into it.

We are going to double back into some more complex shit. Wait, wait. Do you mind if I play devil's advocate? You are not going to fucking interrupt our good complex. I love to kick. You love to kick your old employer while they're down. And they are down. So we're going to get into more of that complex shit.

Oh, shit. Round of applause for us for hitting over a million. Yeah, let's talk about it. Over a million. That's light work. We did. Oh, here comes Royce. We had two mil next week so that was pretty

awesome uh so we'll get into that in a little bit i don't know what the most important thing is to talk about uh because everything has been funny i've laughed at everything me too rory made a good point in mentioning that there's a whole lot of you bitches out there that are now sharing your Cash App names. Word. I want to see receipts too. And it's disturbing. No, let's talk about that meme that a lot of chicks seem to flirt with her through her Cash App, not DM. Do they realize that's prostitution?

That's like you paying for money. That is indeed prostitution. It is prostitution honestly i don't know if you're joking or not but the hoes gonna always reveal themselves they're always telling themselves just give it some time hey hey and let me let me interrupt really quickly to say you hoes aren't low yeah i'm noticing noticing that all of you just happen to be in nigeria at the same time yes hey, so that's in Dubai? Yes. Hey, they trying to sneak it out there and make it like they being all ethnic and shit.

Yeah. You bitches ain't low. Like y'all going on a cultural trip. Yeah, no. Trying to get closer to y'all ancestors. You trying to get closer to that bag. Yeah. I know what you don't want to be sincere in belly. Yeah.

Sorry, Sasha. I don't even know how you just flew out there and found the pole immediately in fucking Nigeria. Y'all always go to Nigeria and come back with a rollie bus down. How the rollie be bus down after the Nigeria trip? Like, let's talk about it. And listen, some of y'all are my people, so, I mean, I'm a chill. They're my people, too.

I just want to know. But, you know what I mean? Enough is enough with the Nigeria being the new Dubai. But that's not what we was going to talk about. Fucking uh i had a lot to say about this cardi shit i don't know how passionate y'all are about can y'all how about y'all tell me oh christmas christmas happy holidays what happened did you get uh that michael kors watch you always wanted nah joe look like he got new thermals. You got like thermal pants? Yeah. You like a new thermal, nigga. Like you hype to get the new thermals.

The new ones? New thermals is a great gift. Yeah, it sounds like a great gift. I know. I just said it. I feel like I didn't just say that. Let me tell you where you never lose. New socks, tank tops, T-shirts, and thermals.

Yeah. You never lose. That's a win always. so i don't know if you're making a joke or not but i didn't receive the long john bottoms nigga i would have at least got the set i judge niggas that only put the bottoms on like if pause if your man peel his jeans off and he got long john bottoms on yeah you might have to stop being his man yeah like only it ain't never that cold outside only your legs was cold honestly only your legs just bottoms you're kind of wild people that wait outside to get into the club definitely had the long john

but wait see back to rory's point on the flip side of what i'm saying there was at least a one year period where sagging to show what you were wearing underneath your pants was cool. Maybe not a year, for like six months. Nah, I think it had a couple year run. Yo, now is a good time to revisit all of the fucking trends that were fucking trash now that the year is coming to an end. Parks, can we turn my vocal up a little bit? Yeah, mine too. I feel like I'm...

Oh, God. Well, an end. Parks, can we turn my vocal up a little bit? Yeah, mine too. I feel like I'm... Oh, good. Well, that's Parks. Parks is trash. Every time Parks goes home to Buffalo and comes back to a story, he's trash. He brings his Buffalo swag back here. There we go. That's much better. What was I just talking about?

Bad trends. Are we talking about this year or just in general? Maybe just this year. Okay. Because I was going to say the Ed Hardy trend. I'm so happy I didn't accidentally buy a whole bunch of Ed Hardy that would be sitting in my closet with a receipt of $1,500. That was a while ago where Ed Hardy was. I was one of those.

I'm sorry. Joe was Ed Hardy. Definitely was Ed Hardy. Joe was Ed Hardy, by the way, for like two years. He was Ed? For sure. No, but you know what's funny When niggas He was Edward When niggas was Ed Hardy

But then they got hip That it was trash And then tried to be Christian Auterjay Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah I forgot about that one That was like

That was like upscale They tried to make that The upscale Ed Yeah yeah yeah That was like upscale Ed Nobody wanna wear Upscale Ed Upscale Ed

I had man Christian energy. Yeah. Where the fuck is Christian? Nowhere. Both of them in the minors right now. Oh, the trend of when we had to go have every designer belt. Yeah, that was trash. Yeah, that was trash.

That's still kind of happening, though. People definitely wearing extra small shirts to show they belt on. Only Trey now. Those are the niggas that just came home. It's only my son that's tucking his sweater frock in his pants to show his... Tuck a whole frock into your belt?

To show his Ferragamo belt that he stole. But yeah, so my Christmas was great. It was low. The whole house was clean. And most importantly for me, it kind of stayed clean after the festivities. And that really means a successful Christmas when you ain't got to clean up behind a whole bunch of your fucking idiot friends. So that was great. The chef made a whole bunch of shit.

None of it was undercooked. The grown-ups left in time enough for all of the adult kids to be adult childish still, like get into your vices, you know what I mean? Kind of got to wait for all the grandparents to leave. Shit, not my family. Well, you're Irish. They be leading the charge. You're Irish.

They kind of raise you guys that way on vices. And look how great I turned out. I'm waiting to see how you're going to turn out. Wait, I haven't paused turned out yet? No. No. I haven't turned out yet. He hasn't turned out at all.

Asking another man if you turned out yet is crazy. That's fucking crazy, by the way. But go ahead. But go ahead. No, you haven't turned out. But go ahead. What was I talking about just now? Oh, Christmas dinner. Listen, man, I had a great weekend. I had a great weekend. no you haven't turned out but go ahead uh what was it don't let you know oh christmas uh yeah listen man i had a great weekend i had a great weekend um so yeah that was that was my christmas

and that was the end of that uh was it was it awkward because i know when you do christmas gatherings they always ask about your job and your family and all that did anyone ask you how your job was going and then you sat there and was like about that you know kind of just searching now kind of in limbo with the job i feel like you shouldn't be able to make these jokes to me no i can because i'm i'm living it well he getting his shit off now because you got yours off when you know i mean when you still were employed you know what dill just told me uh that rory never told me that that would have been useful information dill says that you don't have to go to the unemployment office at all today in unemployment. He says you can do everything from your computer.

No, you do. Now, Rory hasn't explained any of that to us. And that would change how I judge how he moves into unemployment. Honestly. You said I don't need that shit. Rewind last episode. I said I'm going to walk you through it. I'm going to get your resume together.

I'm going to show you. You have to go to one meeting where you meet the people and be like, yo, I'm not just trying to run away. Joe never wants to meet the people, by the way. But go ahead. Wait, you don't want to sit in a government building on a Tuesday afternoon? What's up with y'all today? It's never any fun sitting in a government building.

They all look and smell the same. DMVs, unemployment, those walk-in clinics. It's all the same. Because when has maul ever sat in a government building uh when he was being processed with show ass he didn't you didn't sit down that weekend that's true you just you stood straight i was amazed you're a fucking urban legend i had to be on point you sleeping under the bench and 20 dominicans are staying at me do y'all want to start i had your back do y back. Do y'all want to start with a bashing complex?

Yeah, chops and another thing. Them tweets won't have to stop. Damn, what chops say? It was just a little flurry of. Chops didn't say nothing. No, but they were still trying to tweet like it was all good. I don't like that. Let us know it's chaos. We know it's chaos up there they were still trying to tweet like it was all good i don't like let us know it's chaos we know it's chaos up there don't try to tweet like it's all good like everything is still going on schedule like y'all scrambling we can hear the scrambling

they had 8 000 thumbs down on their fucking post last week 8 000 thumbs down just crazy that's mad thumbs that's crazy 8 000 thumbs down is crazy that's mad thumbs that's crazy 8,000 thumbs down is crazy one of them shits had like over 20 like the first one and then they progressively dwindled down to 10 but that's bad to get them thumbs listen I don't know what that means

in the internet world but I know it's important I know that the thumbs down long weekend for you buddy if you get a bunch of those. And that's what they got. Yeah, they are tweeting through it, Mo. They are. They supposed to at the same time.

I get it, but we're going to have fun with it. Joe got replaced by Tony Ayo's DJ. That's crazy. Who is Tony Ayo's DJ? DJ Who Kid. Oh, we like Who Kid. Love Who Kid. I like Who Kid, but no.

As a DJ or as a personality Both I like him Uh Who Kid had some really memorable nights Over there at Hot 97 Mmhmm Uh

Along with Clue on Mondays Like And underrated mixtape run For sure Clue and Envy Always get a lot of credit But Who Kid

Who Kid had a run He had a run So we like Who Kid And Who Kid is underratedly funny so he's a personality yeah fuck that nigga fuck anybody radio anybody hey who kid you know i love you my nigga but fuck you fuck anybody sitting that seat over there you already know how i'm giving it up with mine now if we're leading with complex right uh nadeska sent some tweets out on Christmas Eve on vacation in some foreign Jamaican island, I'm assuming. And did you guys read these tweets?

Did you say some foreign Jamaican island? Is there a local Jamaican island? Jamaica. Brooklyn. Jamaica. Brooklyn is the local Jamaican island? Jamaica. Brooklyn. Jamaica Island. Flatbush. Brooklyn is the local Jamaican island. Williamsburg.

Your hood, nigga. You know where it is. That's my hood. Okay, so yeah. Did anybody see these tweets that I'm referring to? I saw them, yes. Because this was important. Let's use this and tie this in the act of beefing with Desus and Mero.

Let's start with all of the chaos that I've left in my trail. I'm the person that would beef with Desus and Mero. Let's start with all of the chaos that I've left in my trail. is the person that would beef with Desus and Mero. I'm sorry, what was the last Mero? Did you start saying male? I said Mero. Oh yeah, Mero.

Is he cousins with Tentacion? But why do you say that? Why do you say that that Ack is the person that would beef with him? Because Ack is just always in the middle of something it seems like.

I'm not putting this one on A though i mean he said something you know man i'm not rolling with that one he didn't say nothing about them he brought their name up they didn't bring his name up first uh is that true i believe so yeah he brought on on his uh twitch or whatever it's called okay so i'm mad i didn't know what a twitch was okay so and now I know what it is, and I wish I didn't. Well, that's why I like that you're a hipster to my generation, because to the Twitch generation,

they look at you like I look at you. Well, she's... No, you look at them like I look at you is what I'm trying to say. I don't get it, but... It doesn't matter. But listen to this. All for the Twitch shit, right? So, Ack.

Okay, so Ack was drunk on his Twitch shit, but Ack is always drunk on Twitch, so that's cool. That's cool. And somebody typed something about them two gentlemen, right? These two gentlemen. and and i'm assuming here that all act knows about these two gentlemen is that when vic minsa was on their show they all shitted on act oh okay so when act keeps referring to hey i keep seeing clips of these guys shitting on me i'm sure all he's talking about is that vic minsa episode where they did go in on act for way longer than they probably should have. Right. Right.

I mean, it was the topic probably the day. I think they do that all the time. I think I could know more about. Yeah, but that's cool. If it was Lil Desus and Mero. Well, those guys loves the Lil's. Well, they're funny. Desus and Mero are.

They have a great show. Funny. What I will say is if I have a guest here, I'm not just jumping on the person that you dislike because you dislike them. That's not what I am doing. It's not my style of doing things. You're so noble. Go ahead, man. Yeah, you make like, you're just fucking white fuck.

You make all the worst jokes at the wrong fucking time when I'm being serious. You white fuck. Your name wants to have a good fucking white privilege joke shut the fuck up god damn it now i don't even know what the fuck was talking about desus and merrill oh okay so these gentlemen yeah well we're gonna be lit today so so that's number one with these gentlemen right vickman said they they piled up on him cool uh i don't look at it as act versus them we know that these two gentlemen hate complex as well for those of you that are unfamiliar with the history of these two gentlemen they've they started at complex uh had a very similar situation to myself at complex got the

fuck out of dodge like bright gentlemen and continue to flourish in their respective careers collectively. That's the history of these two gentlemen. So they hate Complex too. Act don't know that he will eventually hate Complex as well. He doesn't know that. Now he's right when he says, fam, y'all telling me about some TV shit. And if you're approaching me

saying that you're better than me because you're on television then you sound a little nuts in 2018 i agree with that no true in order for you to be successful on television god damn it in order for you to be successful in business period you cannot ignore digital today let me just be the first person to tell y'all that same way i tried to tell leo and kev that back when they were telling me to suck their dick uh yeah so so that's a fact but other than that oh and and we get that act wasn't crying because they were cracking on him on the screen i'm not rolling with that come on let's let's call the spade a spade those are probably drunk tears come on you be rory if anybody should know how you, should know how you act off the henny when you're feeling some shit. My shirt actually says that.

That's funny you said that. That's what I'm saying, man. So you should understand that. So I should get on Twitch is what you're saying? You're on Twitch is what I'm saying. You've cried plenty of tears on Twitch. I'm sure I just haven't gotten around to it. We haven't seen that episode yet.

Yeah, but I'm looking for it. Trust me. So that's how Ack feels, I'm certain. i don't think these two should be beefing at all no i agree i don't think there's really a point in that beef i mean it's funny though it's not real nobody's gonna get hurt but it's just it's good back and forth it's like the old radio days when stations would beef back and forth i like it too i just i don't like it's funny i don't i don't like and this was expected to, but I don't like when niggas feel like they can gang up on Ack now because I'm not next to him. Like you helped him that much. You ganged up on him.

You were the gang. You set the narrative to gang up on DJ Academics. There's memes going around of you ganging up on him. Word. You writing his face at of you ganging up on him. Word. You writing his face at 8 a.m. and attract fucking people. But what's going to happen

is act on pop on somebody. He's going to punch somebody in the face. Are y'all serious or y'all joking right now? That you ganged up on act? Yes. You used to talk to act

like he was your child. Oh, I see what y'all are doing. Y'all are setting me up for the alley-oop to knock it out of the park like Aaron Judge. All right. I got it from you. The alley-oop to knock it out of the park like aaron judge all right i got it for you now combine two sports i got it that was great that was great listen so i see what you're doing listen what i'll say smoke and mirrors smoke and mirrors i get that on screen

i killed ak absolutely that's all we that's all we can the people can go off of that was what made the show great absolutely i love killing ak is the funnest nigga to kill and that's all the people can go off of. That was what made the show great. I love killing. Ak is the funnest nigga to kill. And that's all the people can go off of. They feel that same way. Now, outside of that, because I'm not talking about what the people go off of. I'm talking about what he himself can go off of. Outside of that, he know how Joe give it up.

He know, well, let's forget about what he know. Let me just tell y'all since there's no way on earth that i'm going back there so now we can speak candidly last week i was caught up in some emotions and rory kept fucking me up so this week we can speak candidly about some things what are we just talking about tell me me, remind me. About academics being in a dasis in Mato, feeling like they can just hang up on him. And you set the narrative. Okay, so smoke and mirrors.

Smoke and mirrors on screen, that's what you do. That's what you have to do, right? Behind the scenes, though, my very first time ever speaking to a 21 Savage is at 11 o'clock at night when 21 Savage calls my phone while i've never heard this man's music or anything to say my nigga what's good with your man right that's a conversation i had i had to have at 11 o'clock at night so we could get these interviews done

uh g herbo g herbo i bought a hotel i on my on a thursday i went to thebo I bought a hotel on a Thursday I went to the Dream and got a hotel just so he could come meet me there because there seemed to be some type of tension between him and Ack but I knew Ack was a fan of his I wasn't very familiar with him but I knew we should talk to him on the show

that was me doing that type of that type of extracurricular work, if you understand what I'm saying. So on the screen, yeah, we crack on that nigga all day. But if somebody were to get up and try to put a hand on him while I am present, and y'all know because we've had these talks internally, like what's going to happen when somebody try this nigga while I'm standing there? That's not how i give it up like i just don't i'm not just moved

to the side nigga so on screen that worked it worked and that's what made the show off screen no nah so i don't like niggas looking like they trying to jump somebody number one uh and number two i think that some of what i was attempting to say last week was a bit misconstrued so i want to take a very short moment to try to clarify those things i seem to have gotten some slack from you fuckity fucks for wanting to smoke in the bathroom well that is how you started off the whole that was wild everyone was waiting for your response and you started with i couldn't smoke my new i cannot believe but that's i know that my brain is the warped unique one here i cannot believe nobody else understands that so so let me try to break that down two different ways rory if i come to you and I hand you excess of $15 million.

Is this from the puff bag that we got? No. Okay. We did not get a puff bag. That is a rumor. Puff told you how to fuck me them all over with this deal. I know what's going on in Miami. We did get that five mil. Y'all keep interrupting me from how I meant to start the podcast.

So let me take time out and start the podcast with this joe budden podcast is brought to you by siroc that's right you bitch ass niggas puff paid me more than all of you so i'm rolling with siroc being the sweetest smoothest most beautiful tasting alcoholic beverage you guys will ever meet. Yep. If you believe in Jill Wooden, then you believe in Ciro. Menthol. Menthol Ciro. Coming soon.

So you're saying you're going to give me $15 million. That's what you love to do. If I give you $15 million, I'm going to smoke a cig right in your little evolution of music display that's in your living room. And you're going to let me $15 million. That's what you love to do. If I give you $15 million, I'm going to smoke a cig right in your little evolution of music display that's in your living room. And you're going to let me. If you give me $15 million? If I give you $15 million,

I'm going to walk in your fucking mom's crib and light a cig and say, pardon me, Duke, and you're going to go text your mom like, yo, we're going to talk about it.

That was my point in saying they wouldn't let me smoke in the bathroom. I was trying to give a lesson on integrity. But since I'm off and the listeners didn't understand, let me tell a different story. Right? And this is a good one. Airhorn. And before I get to that story, round of applause for us hitting over $1 million off. $1 million on that.

That's big. That's big. Ending 2017. That's not a small mark. You other niggas keep turning off your fucking numbers. Don't think it's not noticeable. Niggas out here doing 10K. If that.

If that. It's looking like, yes. We do 10K. If that. If that. It's looking like, yes. We do 10K when I just hit post. Yeah. Yeah. Talk our shit, man. More applause. More applause.

More fucking applause. All right. Enough for the fucking applause. So, integrity. Integrity. The purpose of my smoke in the bathroom story ladies gentlemen was to talk about integrity since you don't know what i mean when i talk about people violating and lacking integrity when it comes to our culture let me tell you academics

and myself go to work every morning and alienate ourself from our peers and our fan base. Meaning the show is successful because we say a whole lot of fuckity fuck shit about niggas that niggas ain't going to say because niggas don't give it up like that. Yeah, I mean, follow me. Complex comes. They say the BET awards are coming. They say the BET Awards are coming. We would like you guys to broadcast live from the BET Awards. Air horn. On Twitch.

That's not, ladies and gentlemen, that's not in my contract that is not in academics contract and i'm certain that somewhere in there there was a check to be had but forget about that for a minute who doesn't love a nice three-day trip to Los Angeles? Who doesn't? Air horn. Mo loves Katana. I love Bossa Nova. Yeah, I do. Parks loves something at the Canyon.

Dave, Parks is stretching at Runyon Canyon. Rory, what does Rory love out there? I'm a Hollywood hookah guy. Late nights at, yeah, yeah, you trash. Wherever they got the Jameson. Yeah, Rory's a late night crafting bar kind of guy. Keep them on their toes. Yo, so LA, you go out there, you figure this show is successful

because we're talking a lot of shit. You know what I tell Complex? You fucking guessed it. Hey, we'll go do it even though it's not in our contract. However, we need security. Y'all may not be a part of this culture enough to know that when you looking for a nigga and it's time to get it there, guess where the fuck it happens at? You goddamn right. The awards.

The awards. That is where it happens. Know what Complex said? Suck my dick. No. We will not approve any budget for your security. I told you they was trying to walk you into a right hook. You wouldn't listen.

Man, why didn't you just bring Dill? I should have brought Dill. I have Dill in the red card. I should have brought Dill. That's what they said. No budget for security. So if you're not understanding that whole smoke in the bathroom analogy, understand this one.

You are now dealing with someone who doesn't even understand how you put your neck on the line for them how the fuck can they properly evaluate you you guessed it they cannot so they tell me to suck dick honestly in the email that's round of applause for them man listen for being gangster enough to say subject security you and ad come here y'all do that show and y'all talk a whole bunch of shit but we not paying for y'all security fuck you figured out yourself right now we go to la we tape a week in la Vic Mensa pops off with academics nobody knew Vic Mensa had a problem with academics

nobody knew that he was going to pop off he came in there and played everything very well know what that said? you fucking idiots security yes I'm back to that hey get my fucking air on, god damn it.

So I can tell an aggressive story. So Vic Mensa coming here to pop off on act is the only reason that y'all now look to Joe who said two months ahead of time, can we get security? And y'all told Joe suck dick now because Vic Mensa popped off. Now it's humility and apologies. Sorry, Joe. Sorry, Joe. You were correct. Let me get y'all security.

Know what I said to them? I said a fight takes two seconds to start. It takes two seconds to start. Y'all talking about getting me some complex verizon fuckity fuck security you ever seen rapper security it looks different rapper security am i lying it's a little different tell me i'm lying somebody stop me when i'm lying rapper security is different from the security checking your id in front of the in front of your local club it is them nigga the rapper security your ID in front of your local club.

It is. The rapid security will probably wash one of you niggas. Honestly. They booked some motherfucking. And I'm only giving you all this backstory because if you know the backstory, this Migo shit is much funnier. It's much funnier. This is all the stuff we just couldn't talk about. So they go hire some fuckity fuck security guard.

One nigga. All I asked for was one nigga that's going to go. Because God forbid if something happened on this fucking carpet, give me one nigga that's going to go and we're going to be okay. They give me some fuckity fuck nigga checking his phone the whole fucking time. The fucking three amigos come over there and checking niggas. Now go watch that video. It looks kind of funny now. It looks kind of funny now it looks kind of funny now so now you have a nigga who's been

asking for security going into a fucking man let me get my ear wait a second conspiracy theorist Joe. I'm not even finished. I've had a whole week to fester in my unemployment.

How do you fester on Christmas? I hate festering. How do you have a newborn? That's what I'm saying, man. Festering should be the last thing I want to do, but since I lost my job, all I can do is fester. You look like a fester. Shut up. So if I'm going to fester for a little bit, right?

Just explain this to me. Because I saw a lot of the complex people tweeting, don't leave while you're hot. That's how Mace screwed up. Nah, nobody ain't said that. nobody said that. Who said that? Who said that? Who? I need a name. Who tweeted that?

Damien was one of them. Nadeska retweeted it. It was a few of them that tweeted, don't leave while you're hot. That's how Mace screwed up. They called you Mace? They didn't call you Beth you mace they called they ain't called you betha my nigga they ain't call you betha don't tell me that don't tell me that don't tell

me that that's crazy i didn't see that one i didn't see that one yeah then the desk retweeted it she retweeted it it's my nigga dude i love i love pingy that's crazy they use that though why you did that air horn don't leave while you hot that's how may screwed White did that. Air horn. Don't leave while you hot. That's how Mace grew up. So that's only funny. That's hilarious. That's funny that they would get that. They got that off on you, Joe. No, they didn't. They got it off. They tweeted it. They're leaving while they're hot. What the fuck is he talking? I'm still hot.

They're Mace, though. He can't tweet that and y'all niggas is Mace. No, sorry. I'm not rolling with that one. Now. You got a sandwich on your lip. Thank you, man. Appreciate that. You're great.

What the fuck was I talking about just now? These niggas. What about these niggas? They said you left while you was hot. I don't care about that part. Security. Security. Yeah, I don't care about that part.

We did. We did security. We did Migos. That was it. Oh, no. I said let me paint a picture for y'all. Conspiracy theories, y'all. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. We did Migos. That was it. Oh, no. I said let me paint a picture for y'all. Conspiracy theorist, y'all. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

Noah Calloway. Noah Calloway, who is credited as the creator of the show Everyday Struggle, along with some other shows. He does the Blueprint on Complex Networks as well. Noah Calloway has taken a job at Def Jam Records alongside Paul Rosenberg. Noah Calloway has taken a job at Def Jam Records alongside Paul Rosenberg. Ask me how much experience Noah Calloway has in the music business, especially at record labels, to take a job alongside Paul Rosenberg.

How much experience? That was a rhetorical question. None. I mean, the president doesn't have any. None. None. None. None. Now, I'm just throwing some shit at a wall here. Paul don't really have enough experience to take that job either. Right? As someone who has manned Shady and Shady has been successful with one dominant act.

is that enough for you to solidify this story job to cultivate all the talent on the label i'm asking y'all i don't think so but we'll see i mean things have changed so much that noah is part of that digital world that i guess labels think they need to be in so why not grab the guy that did it well you're right about that this is just where it gets a little fuzzy for me noah's in some type of head a and r position i don't know his title i just saw me neither but i know that paul knows a bunch of uh very well-versed educated people that would be able to do that job that have some experience in the field of music. I'm just throwing shit at a wall. I'm not saying I'm correct. I'm saying that why did this gentleman, who I'm sure has a huge objective to meet at Def Jam, hire someone who many would say is unqualified

to take that job, right? Here's the kicker. And this gentleman still gets to keep his complex job. Somebody explain it to me. You want me to explain it? I want anybody in the room to explain to me how Paul Rosenberg can hire Noah at Def Jam and Noah still keep his jobs,

plural, jobs at Complex. And we like Noah. This is a fair question. I think it's like. If it is not a comp. Well, there you go, Roy. 300. I think.

Well, if it is not. It's a partnership and we're just using them as the liaison. Well, that's my point. That's both. That is a partnership. And if I am an artist that scares me to death because complex steals content and does not pay creators for it. The music business is known to steal from creators and not pay them accordingly for it so now if if i'm being skeptical which the fuck i am because that's just how my brain works if i'm looking at paul

and i'm to assume he's not qualified time will tell and hopefully i'm wrong paired with noah who the fuck we know is not qualified in music paired with keeping every one of his fucking jobs on complex paired with being named the creator of a whole bunch of shit that the fuck he didn't create it says to me two plus two don't make four it says that says to me I'm nervous as an artist signed over there it It says to me that that is where the money laundering is going to occur. Between fucking friends. Oh, yeah. Am I off?

No, but we know that. Am I off? You know that's how this goes. I mean, I guess the pro would be we now have one of the biggest media outlets. Give me Devil's Advocate. We have one of the biggest media outlets now in our pocket. And we can now focus all our content and channel it through there with a platform that already exists and to that to some people would say that one of the

better that would be extremely smart rory if complex were known to deliver content that the culture ever gave a fuck about sans joe button show well of course you're coming from the creators no i'm not you i'm delaying no i'm trying to say that yeah you think they don't i don't think any label gives a real shit about the creator they care about no no that's not what i'm saying and complex could get them there oh in theory i got you i understand what i think uh a comparison would be did you ever see the steve jobs movie when he tried to hire the dude that did the Coca-Cola shit? He knew nothing about technology,

but he knew how to sell. He changed the whole advertising thing for Apple, and I think that's what it is with Noah. Though he may not know anything about music, he knows about digital and how to sell digital. So bring him in. We'll handle the music. You show us how to do the digital shit

because clearly, clearly Def Jam don't know how to do that shit. Def Jam been late to the party with digital for the last 10 years. So from a Def Jam, I get it. Even though Noah don't handle music. Tell it, we'll give you the product. Sell it for us. Digitally. Hmm.

And you're saying because of complexes inflated numbers. Yeah. Someone would believe that he is able to sell the way that he says. But I mean, that's that's a business. There's a lot of people have built this whole digital. This whole digital number shit is whack, though, because like the numbers don't equate to like talent, don't equate to like talent don't equate to like dope shit like a bunch of people because there's ways for people to just sit home all day and just click on shit that don't mean that it's hot because more people clicked on it and watched it well that's why you have some people that are metrics based and and some that are not they're impact based yeah so now so now what happens when when artists start paying hackers to boost these numbers up?

Oh, they already do. Well, that already happened. That's what I'm saying. So that's why, to me, this whole digital, niggas looking at numbers, like, that ain't where the real shit is at. Like, it's easy to manipulate that. Well, my thing is this. My thing is this. I saw Cornell.

Shout out to you, Cornell. I love you. I saw Cornell tweet after last week's podcast that he wanted me to just tell the truth and then i saw a few people retweet that and then i was offended because i hate for people to imply that i'm not telling the truth so really quickly i just want to give a quick math class so that people understand what truth is because Because I think that was last week Friday I saw Everyday Struggle trot out an episode that said powered by Sony.

That part was in the small letters. Some of you may have missed it, but that says check. Big check. When y'all get a chance ask nadeska and academics how much they got from it now while your brain uh ponders that one yesterday's episode with drum we love drum today's episode with carl cherry who was just at my house over the weekend having great discussions about music over hot chocolate shout out to him not his fault that that episode

was trashed but this entire week is sponsored by Fox's new show The Four this whole week what's The Four The Four is Khaled and Puff's new show that is I don't care about the show the sponsor paid them 50 grand per episode for five episodes at bare minimum right so

at bare minimum that is what my math is bad and And so is yours. That's 250, right? That's in a week. When you get a chance, ask Nadeska and academics how much of that 250 grand they took. It's very simple. That's just simple, very simple math. That's not Joe making things up I just want to encourage the creators because this moment that's happening right now will recognize as being monumental way down the line

after it's already occurred and we'll be able to connect these dots so it's important I document all of this shit now that's the end of me kicking my fucking old employer in the back for being trash they are still trash. And I like Ciroc.

Now. I told you he was going to Miami to become a Ciroc boy. Hey. And the winner is home. Speech. Oh, they didn't start with the hook? Start with the hook. They didn't start with the hook on that one?

That was a big record for Hov. I thought they would have started with the hook on that one. I'm dying to put Suh in front of Rock Boys. Whatever. To close out all of this fucking complex shit, Pinky, I love you. It's business, never personal. Remember, this is work. It's business, never personal.

Remember, this is work. It's not life. That's what we have to always remember. In business, it is strictly business. It is not personal at all. That is important to say. But listen, let me just close this out really quick with more conspiracy theorists joe right and this is not to play the race card i hate the race card i hate the race card however if i'm to couple rich antonelli telling me that the show everyday

struggle which got a million hits a fucking day was not more profitable than some of the other shows and when i say some other shows we're talking about Verizon, a company that made a show pitting rescue dogs, interviewing rappers called Hounded. That were the shows that existed here before I got here. That's that's important to say. So if you're telling me that those shows are more profitable, then I'm not going to call you a racist. I'm not. But I do know you're saying that because there's a loud, black, aggressive, tattooed man spewing loud opinions on a show that's successful. The people that you do business with may not understand how that business goes, really. business with may not understand how that business goes really i mean and that don't make you a racist i'm looking more to rory and parks to tell me about how white people think about that

not when you not when you hate black people white people are scared of loud black people well that answered that one that was that quick. But now listen, you can... The Aries Spears bit. They only like black people that are smiling. That's why Wayne Brady was so successful. You can only connect the dots moving forward. So now, if I take that bit of information with people telling me that my show is not more successful than some of the other more whitewashed shows with some other white hosts, and I couple that with Noah again trying to insert himself to being the moderator of the show that I

brought there I had to fight for Pinky to get that job I don't know if people know that I had to I had to argue and fight again integrity this is a class on integrity I had to fight for her to get that job I had to fight for Lyric to get that job I had to fight for Lyric to get that job. I had to fight for fucking ACT to get that job. That is integrity. Integrity. Integrity yet again. Integrity is when Spotify walks away from the deal when y'all were trying to scam advertising money on Fridays when Joe didn't work. When Joe kept saying, cut the Friday check.

Y'all tried to funnel some money through Fridays. Spotify walks away and now y'all are just stuck doing Friday episodes. For free. For free. For free. Know what that forces you to do? It forces you to come up with content. Know what that forces you to do?

Ignore creative and now invite anybody in there to create content. Which is how Russ ended up in there with a fucking attitude at you niggas. You know what? He's right. Russ know we ain't want to talk to no fucking Russ. Hey, Russ. You are absolutely correct. Your name came up.

I said, hell no. And the desk is the fuck we talking to him for. I said the same. Why are we talking to Russ? Yet said the same why are we talking to Russ yet y'all invite Russ up there because your Spotify deal falls through and you need content

know what happens you fucking right Russ cursed you niggas out know what integrity is that was a Friday the day that y'all tried to funnel advertising money on a day that joe did not work and invited some artists up there because you needed content he came up there and shitted on y'all know what happened monday joe came in there and fucking argued against all of it know why my creation my baby fuck russ he don't get to come up here and do that even if he's correct my nigga that is called integrity now

i'm off of my integrity in my math class for a second because there's much more pertinent things to get into rest in peace to combat jack uh one of the gentlemen who has acted as an inspiration to me throughout my media slash broadcast career um one of the gentlemen that we have spoken to uh in business very early on because he saw the potential in what we were doing very early on uh granted we were never able to get the numbers to work but jack was very supportive outside of him being supportive one of my favorite interviews that i have ever done was on the combat jack show uh he not only revenue revolutionized the way that podcasts are received but he did that to the style of them as well i remember years ago before i started doing podcasts i was enamored by the fact that he could effortlessly conduct a three hour podcast interview.

Effortlessly, easily, like seemed like there was easily five more hours of content to get. We just weren't able to get that. That's a testament to who Jack was as an interviewer and as a podcaster and as all of the many moves that Combat Jack made, I being one of those people. So maybe an inappropriate time for the round of applause. I'm going to hit the round of applause for Jack. Anybody else have any words? I know this this was a real shocker. i listened to charlamagne say that that he visited combat jack a week or two weeks before his passing and combat didn't expect to go uh he was talking about how much time he had to work with if he were able to be here for another five years um i can understand all of that i can understand how this kind of shocked and rocked

a lot of people I would assume that tax is having a hard time in prison and that's the thing about prison that is where you really that's really where you learn your valuable lessons in prison it's when those moments occur that you miss i'm certain that i'm certain that tax wishes he could have gotten a last face to face with jack uh tax hold your head and rest in peace bang i always say that when mentioning tax

uh but do y'all have any words i know tax uh jack was real close to you, Rory. Yeah. You know, I feel like anything I'd say wouldn't do justice to who he was. But I will say in the tragedy, it was so good to see how many people from whether it be the most famous people in the world to just regular people, how he touched so many people. Like it was overwhelming how he's particularly with every single person. He really was an influence. And all the stories were different, but they all had one thing, that he was just a really, really genuine person. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. You know, when you pass, and the way people talk about you when you pass

says a lot about how you live. And you can't meet anybody that's going to have anything bad to say about about jack so i mean rest in peace to him um it's unfortunate i definitely didn't think we would be having this conversation so i mean i feel like we just found out he was sick maybe two three months ago yeah we did that we did um but yeah great dude man great he just he wanted he wanted everybody to win. He just wanted to see people live their dreams and pursue them and be whatever it is you wanted to be. He wanted to live by an example. One of the most knowledgeable dudes on hip hop I've ever had a conversation with.

Yeah, man. It's unfortunate and definitely a shock. But he definitely affected people's lives in a positive way. He was those one of those type of people that was just a good person you can't have nothing negative to say about him yeah i do loved it because he created something so great because i do think his interviews are going to end up in a museum one day uh but was those were so great but he tried so hard to give everyone else that luxury too he thought pod he always tried to find talent and push people he was not just focused while he was creating this amazing shit he felt like he was more focused on letting other people have that same luxury yeah which is just an incredible charlamagne uh tax um the read we

don't need to go through all of the shows that Exists over at the loudspeaker network But what he was trying to do with that Network uh Was very innovative At that time Today there's many people trying to mock That that same model

And they're trying to imitate and And and and carry that out But jack was really ahead of that ahead of that curve man jack know that you will go down as a legend and an icon uh know that you are missed very sad that i did not get to see or speak to you in your last moments but I know that I will see and speak to you again because life on earth is not our final destination Jack we love you thank you you are a huge inspiration to the way that I broadcast today and you are forever in my prayers you your loved ones and everyone that you have touched along your way and i say that the

same way i would hope people say it about me when i go life is short we lost a lot of people this year um and a lot of it was stunning i'll go back to prodigy i saw a lot of pictures of jack and prodigy jack and some people that i interviewed that are no longer here and man was it all very sentimental and very fucking touching a little you know i mean my allergies acted up a little bit it did for sure it did it did uh jack we love you we're not gonna uh we're not gonna stay too much on this song we know but we just love you my nigga we love you already know what time it is. With that being said, Rory, when we get this revolt deal, man, when Puff start talking all this black excellent shit, man.

I'll just be in the corner, man. That shit cute will just fall back. Word, what he said. Just fall back, Rory. We fell back for 300 years. You can fall back for 10 minutes. Damn. Rory could chill for 30. Yeah.

Yo, when he talking his shit, like, let me and Maul just shine, my nigga. No, I got you. All right. You're cool. You're cool. All right. Cardi. Cardi seems to be a big topic, again, all year.

I mean, kudos to her. I mean, that's important, I guess. I mean, it looks like she has a good follow up alright let's keep it let's yeah let's keep it with the music first what do you guys think of the record

I thought it was cool I think it goes right back to what her fans and people want from her some shit you can rap along to Cardi is Cardi yeah like

Cardi Cardi easy shit to rap along to is what women want to do Cardi when you gonna know that it's Cardi Cardi

look at my body I was in lust and niggas was over my body Cardi and Ii. When you gonna know that it's Cardi? Cardi and look at my body. I was in lust and nicks was over my body. Cardi and I'm with my body. I didn't do my trick but Cardi. You goes with that? No. I was never able to really get that type of new age bounce flow that the kids do. It's not really what I call them thing, but I do understand and appreciate it.

it's not really what I call him but I do understand and appreciate it how come 21 bodies everything without sounding like he's trying to body anything he sounds like the laziest sack of shit on everything and it's a body is that like a thing somebody tell me

yeah it's his style that's hard sounding like you don't give a fuck and I'm crediting Beans with that, by the way. I know that Beans didn't always rap like that, but Beans was the first nigga that really milked that whole, I'm not a rapper, I just rap. Yeah, for sure.

That was like the hardest thing. This nigga don't even rap. He's just rapping. Hov stole it. No, Hov said it in his first album. I'm hustling just so I know how to rap. No, Hov said in his first album. I'm hustling just so I know how to rap. If the title deal was close to being done, I would agree.

But I do want to hear from Conspiracy Theorist Joe, especially with Atlantic. I have never seen someone do Jimmy Fallon to promote a single. A second single at that and with talks about the album coming first quarter. Wait, you like the record? Yeah. Good follow-up. The record is cool. It's not for me.

It's not... No, it's not for any of us. Yeah, it's just... Are you speaking for me? No, it's for me, nigga. No, it doesn't speak for me. No, it's not for any of us. No, it's not for me.

I'm talking about what Rory is saying. I like it. Cardi is party. Cardi or over the party. Quickly i like it cardi is body cardi or over the party but you know what it is yeah like she tapped in she know that you know the girls are gonna record it on their on their you know instagrams them reciting of her like she know she know where to stay right now she know it's it but that's not it's not for me like i can't you know i feel like berg had a harder cardi record than that record i'm sure he has so why the fuck shouldn't use it because this might be it was it as catchy i think this is that's what they're going for you try to be catchy is this record catchy it is it's a good follow-up to what bodak yellow was is this she didn't go too far left from what

people love if this record was catchy is what i'm asking yeah it's catchy yeah you was just fucking cardi body in your the whole verse body notice cardi cardi love chicken but cardi cardi in a ferrari cardi got no it's crazy it's just catchy it's definitely brand like her name is now her name is cardi yeah like thank you she's out there like now look at rap music man yo what's that what i should do for the hook yo yo your name counts oh i will say my name like is that it that's what we have you hear more that's where this era is that it's not i didn't nigga i didn't make this yes you did yes you did i have nothing to do you stop rapping it's rappers like you

How the game is where it's at right now Listen the music part Is like secondary In rap music unfortunately So let's get to the real Crux of this thing here The crux It's all for the streaming man

The crux So listen Now that Offset has been busted And ousted I hate when black people Use the word ousted Hey Offset I ain't mad at you she had ass

I don't know who that was was that Meeks Meeks Selene I forgot her name on Instagram I do follow that girl on Instagram I'm sure you do and I was ready to unfollow why you didn't like the ass

I don't like when I don't like that much dialogue when the girl is about to get in the shower. This nigga's crazy. This nigga's crazy. This nigga's crazy. What's the appropriate dialogue? Did anybody see the video?

Yes. Okay, so if you saw the video, right, and we all real niggas in this room, most of us anyway, right? You're not for listening to the fucking dialogue. We was looking at that ass.

We were just trying to hear what they were talking about. I've been followed shorty on Instagram, so I wasn't looking at her ass. Actually, in that video, her ass looks smaller than it normally looks on Instagram. So number one, you look a little fugazi under the light, my nigga. That's number one. Number two is you put your little shower cap on, right? Respect, my respect. Number two is you put your little shower cap on, right? Respect. Boy, you better have your body better be fucking from planet Jupiter. If you want to talk to us and put a shower cap on before you get in the shower.

My you better look good naked, which she did. Right. But now she want to stand in front of the bathroom mirror, jump up and down, flap her ass cheeks. Now she's talking to herself in the bathroom mirror saying, oh my God, my ass is so fat. Bitch, that's why you're here. We know your ass is fat. Shut the fuck up with so many words. So many words.

It's so many words for you to be standing in the bathroom communicating with me. What type of conversation do you want me to have If the bitch is standing In the bathroom I don't know bro Sid don't even like Watch y'all talk to her From the bathroom

Hey my you hungry Get away from the door Like that's not A normal thing I still don't know What Shorty was saying Like I don't I don't even know

Yeah I didn't even have The sound on Yeah I don't know what This nigga talk about Yeah I still don't know What she said I still don't know If that was off Sid I don't know what the nigga talk about. Yeah, I still don't know what she said. I still don't know if that was Offset.

I don't know what the fuck. I just saw ass. Word. Word. We never saw Offset. I don't know how Offset sound when he not rapping. I don't know. I never even heard him speak.

I don't even know who is who. I don't know how he sounds when he's rapping. No, I know how he sound when he rapping, but I've never heard Offset like just speaking. So y'all do agree that the chick was attractive. Yeah, lower half for sure. Does she look better in Cardi? I don't know what her face looks like.

I don't know what this girl looks like. Yeah, but what does that ever have to do with anything? That's a real safe answer. Well, my next question was, is it cheating if you cheat with someone who looks better

than your significant other? I think it's cheating whenever you cheat with another woman Joe all right fine I'm just playing our Rory's advocate so so let's fast forward a little bit and revisit this motorsport verse with the information that all of us industry insiders knew about but couldn't tell you about because we were being faithful to offset and not snitching on him. But we all knew he was fucking some bitch.

Yeah. 20-year-old rapper broke up. They broke up at one point before he proposed. He broke up and proposed the same week. Well, he proposed because he got caught with some chick. Yeah, but they was both throwing peace signs to each other on Snapchat. All of that is cool. But then let's get into that Nicki verse with, watch your man, you should watch your mouth.

Bitches is pressed. Right. It minister mouth to mouth. You see them stats. Damn, how do you know? You know what I am about. Right. How do you know this?

You dig deep, bro. These are not intricate bars, guys. Marks, I'm ashamed of you you've you've engineered for farrah march you engineer for some great rappers man and you're telling me i dig deep right now diving into these nicki lyrics that's disrespectful my nigga watch your man she killed that verse you should watch your mouth you little stupid bitch bitch. This was Motorsport or this was the plain Jane one? Motorsport was watch your mouth, man. You should watch your mouth, stupid bitch.

Ebro made a pretty good point. When? I know. Hey, Ebro's my man. He texts me over the weekend, happy holidays. He texts me and says, does Maul want some smoke? Maul doesn't want smoke. Ebro, yo, dodgeball, you't want smoke. Ebro don't. Yo, dodgeball.

You versus Ebro. Who wins? Honestly. How do you put one dodgeball? Honestly, Maul. No, no. Put your pride to the side. One on one dodgeball?

No, no, no. That's crazy. One on one dodgeball is crazy. Who wins? Come on, man. Why you come on, Manning? And I'm asking you. Do you know what I dodge in real life?

No. All right, then. You would ask that question Manning, and I'm asking you. Do you know what I dodge in real life? No. All right, then. You would ask that question. Dodge ball? You think I can't dodge a ball? I'm done talking to you. I dodge the law. I'm done talking to you.

I'm done talking to Maul. A Wilson rubber red ball, you think I can't dodge? Rory. I done dodged Glock nines, all types of shit. Do you think that Maul can fucking beat you, bro, in a game of dodgeball? I don't think Maul can do anything really athletic. I don't think Maul can do anything really athletic. I don't think Maul can do anything that's not drug related. We can go outside right now and find a local park.

Let's do it. In the shape I'm in, I will dog you. Let's go. My money's on Rory. Okay. Oh, nah. Okay. My money's on Rory.

How much, man? Why do we think that Maul is athletic enough to beat Rory in basketball? I played basketball, Maul. I know that he can play ball a little bit. How much? How much are we putting on this game? A 50 piece?

That's what we're going to do. We're going to film the game. We're going to film Rory versus Maul one-on-one. Puff, I'm bringing this to revolt. We're going to jail. We're going to jail.

Yo, I am creating content here. Yeah. Rory and Maul one-on-one. Who didn't think of that? But wait, no, honestly, I got 100 on it. I know Rory's fast, but half-court basketball, your speed doesn't matter.

Yo, do y'all know how many games? All right, so let me give y'all a little story about Maul that I didn't plan on telling. For many years, Maul and I acted as Woody Harrelson in Western Snakes. And him, me, and Marcus Williams used to go to parks and hustle niggas out of their basketball money. And then I'm going to take it over from here. And then one day, Joe, he wants to call out the dude. I got him. Wait, I wasn't telling this story.

No, I'm telling the story. Joe, like, I got him. He followed him. What are you talking about, Rome? Yes. My nigga. At 80th Street Park, North Bergen, New Jersey. Yo, listen.

Homey was hitting turnaround. He was calling that shit good before it went in. What? He was just turning around, letting that shit go. Like, that's a bucket. I was like, yo. I'm like, Joe, you got to put a hand up. Foul him something.

Joe fouls. Give him a little elbow or something. That's what he's good at. That's his leading stat. Man, he was busting Joe ass. I was fouling him. He was still scoring. That nigga was calling and one.

That nigga was nice. He was nice. He was old man nice. I ain't going to lie, because how old was Rome? He was in his mid-30s probably then. Mid. That nigga was an easy 44. That nigga was giving me mad grandpa body in the post.

Yeah, he was. Or hitting the turnaround J. Now, all of that's great. I'm all not going to tell you about when Marcus Williams opened up the New Jersey Nets gym and Mike Thug, he was guarding Mike Thug. Tell a real story, though. Who's Mike Thug? I'm not going to tell it because Brandon don't talk to Mike Thug anymore.

But Mike Thug was busting. And forget about Mike Thug for a minute. Mike Thug? I'm not going to tell it because Brandon don't talk to Mike Thug anymore but Mike Thug was busting. And forget about Mike Thug for a minute. Mike Thug was pulling up with some Kyrie from the half. No, no, no. You got to tell it. Like it was a microphone on the net. But he got to tell a real story though. No, I don't. He wasn't crossing and all that.

His man was setting the screen, right? Me? My man. No, it wasn't him. Powerful screen. His man's setting the screen. My man's supposed to step up. Whoever got in the minute, yo, you got to switch. More of that guy. More of that guy.

He's blaming the switcher, the screen. So you want me to get screened, get over the screen, and guard the jump shot? All right, Maul. What is he doing? So tell me about the two-on-two when me and you went to whatever park that was in Edgewater and played against Marcus and what's homeboy. And that.

Oh, my God. But that wasn't. No, but that wasn't. He was shooting like half court. I would get buckets for that. Can I tell my story, please? Who's that? Let me tell you who that is.

Thad is a gentleman who's four foot four. He wore Aniche jeans to the club. I'm just telling you Who that I'm lying more I don't know if They was Aniche Nah That and all the Aniches

Let me tell you How disrespectful This nigga is Cause I Now that you're saying That story I remember We was great

Go to the club One night Right So everybody dressed So I I see Joe Keep looking at me He laughing

But I don't know What he laughing at so i'm like why this nigga joe keep laughing joe gonna say we're about to we're about to walk out the door to go to the club joe turned to my mad dad and say yo you gonna get dressed yo dad had on the ill aniches with some crazy love. I don't know if they was the Nietzsche's, but he had on some big ass Barkley sneakers. He was the last nigga with some Marisa Malone fucking jeans. Yeah, it was like- He just came home?

Nah, he ain't just come home. But the swag just wasn't there, man. No, he didn't get home yet. But Joe said, yo, are you going to change? Are you going to get dressed? But he's dressed, ready to go. That's funny, man. That hit at least 13 half-court three-pointers in Maul's face.

See why you can't let a nigga get two shots on? With the joking Noah form. Not for nothing, Maul is too cool for defense, I think. That's what I'm saying. Maul is trash. I'm not going to half-court guard nobody on two-on-two. I'm not going all the way to half-court to guard you, my nigga. You can shoot that shit.

Maul's way too cool for defense. Yeah, shoot that shit from right there. Joe's only defense player. Stephon Maulberryberry Joe's giving you six fouls four rebounds in the middle of the court Joe gets the sportsmanship

award at the end of camp yeah he is Carlos Buzer he definitely he's actually Carlos Buzer he gets the hustle award no no no Joe definitely gets

the most cups of coffee drink award he will drink coffee in the middle of the game no he stops to have a cigarette I don't like y'all awards. I didn't even ask

for this award. You know they give the shittiest kid the most improved award at the end of camp to make him feel a little bit better. This episode is brought

to you by Ciroc. We don't give a fuck what more and more you're talking about, but Ciroc is the greatest, so fuck these niggas. Ciroc is the greatest. Joe box out, though.

I will give him that. But yeah, Rory, whenever y'all want to set that game up, we can play. Let's do it. We do a couple sports. Let's make it a tournament. Listen,

back to tournament. He still wants to run. I can't even spell tournament. He wants to pull out his little college words. Tournament. Tournament is a college word. It's not? March Madness?

An NCAA tournament? Yeah, I stand corrected. Back to Cardi really quickly. I told somebody that I won't say here that, I mean, Cardi got to be smarter than this, man. When your nigga is running around busting a bunch of African ass, you can't brag about him. That is not the time for you to show off about him bad timing so now i could be in the wrong here because i've been busy with my new my newborn it seems like nicky and nicky still at it shooting at cardi nicky posted something on instagram that said bitch stop lying niggas with money

know you lying that bum ass bullshit cloudy ass fucking mannequin costume looking jewelry wearing ass ring did not cost half a million dollars, man. She said all that? How many characters did she give? I'm sure Joe paraphrased. I paraphrased. I was just glad somebody said it. You had shit to paraphrase. I was just glad somebody kept it a buck.

Why did she keep telling people that that ring cost a half a million dollars? I mean, it might. You sound like a real Joe Budden right now. Rory,

you've been broke your whole life. No, I don't think. You've been around some money. I don't think that that. You've been around. No, I don't think that cost half a million.

Come on. Am I hating? No, I don't think that ring cost half a million. Niggas that have been around a couple dollars, we not gonna assume that that ring cost half a million dollars.

You still hating? Yeah, no, I'm hating. Yeah, no, Joe Budden is. I'm hating. Joe Button in this. I'm hating a little.

And I got money now. We fucking did the $5 million deal. Give me a round of applause for us, man. $5 million deal. $5 million deal. How we signed

$5 million and still in Parksburg. This is crazy. Because we humble. Boy, Parks in it Over his invoice He humble Listen back to this

Cardi shit Cardi is still famous She put another record out And she's still Threatening bitches And posting her address And trying to fight people Have y'all seen any of this

Good for her Has it only been Good for her He says Yeah And we love Cardi But come on, man. You cannot continue to invite people

to the projects to fight. She's still hood. Yeah. That's why people love her. If you take away that part, that's her thing. Oh, that's what y'all doing? Yeah.

Is that not her thing? She's definitely Queen Ratched. You see your fans hate you now because you're happy because your thing is being miserable. If she's not hood, then what? We don't care.

Yeah, go beat bitches up on the projects with your $500,000 million ring on your finger. I think it's dope. Yeah, the chicks like that. Y'all are giving out really bad advice,

but I'm going to let it rock if y'all are passionate about it. That's who Cardi is, though. She queen of the rock. If we're passionate about it. She should not continue to do this. No, she shouldn't, but I'm saying that's why we love her that's her thing she said like don't get it twisted just because i got this ring and all the success and bitch i still pull up

or you can still pull up and like it's whatever i think it's time for cardi to chill a little bit i'm saying that from a place of love i think it's time for her to really ride all of the work that she's put in for the last year and a half. Do you think Cardi's really doing that, though? It's good to see and laugh at. You really think Cardi's pulling up or people pulling up to the projects and she outside waiting at a St. Nick? I think that we're the last people to know how we're perceived. So when Cardi is replying to one of them bitches that's talking shit saying, I can't take you serious with your

shit talking when you was just begging me for a job anytime you talk like that i could imagine that middle america uh slash people on the lower tax tier would feel the way when you say things like that that's all i'm saying i'm not saying that she really feels like that. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying that she really feels like that. We love and support Cardi. We don't think that she is an elitist. Well, I don't, but when you say things that way, I understand how you could come off that way. I think she's famous enough and rich enough now to now have to pay attention

to some of those things. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. But where's the fun in that? And that was a word from Joe Button You know what Fuck it then man But no

No one found it weird That she's doing this press run On Jimmy Fallon When it's first quarter Is the album But she's doing the single Is Atlantic just focused On singles with her

Do they believe the album Is going to be as good As people want it to be They don't care about the album She's a superstar That's what I'm saying If you're doing a Press run for a second single

They don't even care about the streams, the song, the record. Of course they're going to dump off. She just had the biggest year. They're going to put

whatever they got into her. Wait, who? Oh, Atlantic, you're saying? And Ticardi? Yeah, but we're saying that they don't care about the album.

It's more about the record. No one cares about albums. Of that type of artist. Yeah, people. Yeah, because niggas care about albums. i think niggas you know what i used to be the guy that says i don't know if we want to hear a full-length i don't know if people not me people want to hear a full-length album from cardi today

maybe they do maybe they do i don't know again man is this you know she still sounds like a singles artist for right now i'm still saying saying the same thing I said months ago, which is all three of these beautiful young women have to put albums out at some point. Somebody has to go first. Somebody has to go last. Somebody has to outperform someone else. So I'm still going to watch the Remy, Cardi,

and Nicki situation unfold, and I wish all three of them the best. It's great to fucking look at. And it's great to talk about for the whole year i feel like i've talked spoken about this women women shit and hip-hop forever now they're pinning them up against each other so no so i like it uh so we have more new music come out wayne put out dedication six or seven six six right i didn't have a chance i have not heard it because i was crying alone in my room at the mere fact of me being unemployed i could not really listen to music and not know where my next meal was coming from that's an interesting phone call right there hey let's talk to my wow that's

interesting hey hello hey moddy the body this is hi jo the hoe. How are you? Joe the hoe. I'm not a hoe, Motti. I'm getting married, number one. I know, I know. We're live on the podcast. Say hi to Rory and Maul. Hey, Motti. Hey, Rory.

Hey, Maul. What's up? Hey, old podcast. No, no, no. That's it. Don't tell them anything about our revolt business. I just texted you about revolt stuff, actually. And that's why don't tell them anything about our revolt business um i just texted you about revolt stuff actually and that's why i was calling well look at god and everything coming full circle

i'd rather you read it and then let me know oh let me oh you're talking about new year's eve yeah yep no i can't hang out with you i'll be at puff's No, that's not what I was... You're an idiot. Madi, just let me name-dropping stunt on you. Oh, my God. Hey, listen. I would love to come. I would love to. Oh, yeah.

But I have prior engagements. I would love to join you, Madi. I'll be at Puff's. I'll be at Sean's house. Sean invited us. My friend Sean. Oh, all right. Fine right fine whatever uh all right I'll read the text and stop talking shit I'll text you back okay all right goodbye bye I'll be at Sean's yeah hey give me fucking some air horns for fucking being a Sean's. Being a Sean.

Yeah, no, I'm a Sean. Yo, Maul's so mad that niggas know some other moguls now. What? Moguls? For real. Maul wanted to be the only one to know a mogul. Sorry, Maul. Knowing a mogul is funny. You funny.

Maul's a fucking hood mogul. Knowing a mogul. For real, you wanted to be the only one to know a mogul for real you wasn't the only one to know a mogul now we do now we know a mogul shut up man alright so what else

is really important I wasn't leading to something but I forgot now so what else is really important uh shit Cardi happened y'all don't care uh

Cardi is still repping Offset even though that nigga's fucking uh homegirl I follow on Instagram. That talks too much in the bathroom as you're going to shower. That's so trash. If you go in the shower. Wait, all right.

Here's a weird question for y'all. And then I'm getting off of this. How do y'all feel about women that shower before sex? Do you feel like she's really clean or do you feel like she's really nasty really nasty no because bitch why you gotta shower now that she's the whole day no but now you want to she went to piss in the bathroom and smelt that shit when her jeans came down said i gotta take a shower oh no i didn, ain't no shower ain't going to fix that. I don't care how many showers you take.

She's self-aware about her bucks. Nah, I'm not mad at a girl taking a shower before sex. What about the girl that showered

before and after? I'm never mad at somebody washing their ass. You're never going to hear me say I'm mad at that. You have an STD.

What? He's talking about what? Because you be lying on this podcast that you never caught an STD. I haven't. If you're fucking chicks that shower before sex and after sex and when they get home. Okay, so.

They probably think they're washing that STD away. Yeah, this nigga is nasty creep at the time. I don't understand how that's nasty. Okay, so a chick can be out all day running errands, doing whatever she wants. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not even talking to no bitch that was out all day. Why not? Because why was you out all day? job how are you mad at a woman coming home and taking a shower

before getting into bed with you i don't understand that i don't mind some all day some all day sweat on the box it gives more character now y'all need to see y'all got fresh out the shower pussy doesn't have much character all right give me the give me the nastiest give me the naz i agree give me the nastiest. I agree, Lord. Give me the nastiest that you've been during. I want to taste your whole day, baby. That's that white shit. See what I'm saying? White niggas got taste buds like pit bulls.

No, we don't. No, we don't. Y'all got taste buds like pit bulls, man. Y'all like a little, you know what I'm saying? Like pit bulls? Yeah, like white boys is different. Like, y'all like shit that tastes a little different, man. Y'all don't season y'all shit the right way.

I want to know what your day was like. Yeah, I't season y'all shit the right way I want to know what your day was like nah fuck that I want to know what your goal was today I don't want to taste what your day was like you can tell me

what your day was like I want to know if you checked off everything on your to-do list y'all definitely got y'all definitely got your dick sucked after playing like

five on five yeah that's probably think about it at some point in my life yeah that's what I'm saying so if so that's a double standard

so shorty can't go play a game can't play a nah you ain't no games playing nah don't play no games before you pull up alright no

we being nasty we being nasty it's too much to get to for us to continue to be nasty do y'all want to talk about LeVar Ball or do you want to talk about I don't ever want to talk about lavar ball

why why i just don't feel like we need to oh that's the problem you're one of those laker fans i keep forgetting what what like if you don't you don't think what he's doing with what he's attempting to do with this whole high school basketball league shit is like innovative you don't think it's new and fresh and different if he's trying to pay niggas i don't think that it's it's i understand you know when you think about it i know what he's thinking but it's it's setting a bad setting a bad tone i'm listening like i think that kid should go to school i think that kid should go to school and learn and do something because you blow your knee out tomorrow, then what?

Yeah, but these kids are going just for that one is done. I sell drugs with one knee, nigga. Okay. Those kids are just going to school. You said that like that was going to change much. They're going to school just to fulfill the one year shit. Then I'm in the wheelchair with the loud. I mean, I get it.

Which is an uncommon. But I still, I'm still. Moe is in a wheelchair with the loud. I'm still. I'm still. With two perfectly good knees, too. Maul was in a wheelchair with the loud. I'm still, I'm still, I'm still. With two perfectly good knees too. He was just in the wheelchair. That is Maul.

You know Maul gonna scam a nigga in the wheelchair of all places. Oh, when I was in my 20s, I definitely was requesting the wheelchair

to skip the airport line. You still do that. I was gonna say. No, that was in my 20s. You was there. Yeah, I know,

but I've done it recently no no no you was definitely in parks bed bath and beyond on the little scooter shit home depot whatever it was oh when i broke my foot when you niggas was pieces of shit that little home depot little scooter ride is better than fucking kingdom car great adventure damn it piece of shit what you want to give you a piggyback ride around home Depot? Yes, you did, actually. Someone undervalues piggyback rides. Piggyback. Anyway, back to this bullshit that Maul was saying over here. What were you saying?

I wasn't saying anything. I was just saying that I think kids should go to school. Oh, come on. Fuck that. Them kids, they're not even going to class. They're going there for that one year, and then they go to NBA just to fulfill that bullshit. Wow, the NCAA completely exploits them and takes all their fucking money. But see,

that's the thing though. Going to school is not just about going to class though. It's the experience. It's about being around other kids that come from other...

You're proving my point. Yo, what are you fucking Bob Ross niggas? This is a podcast, nigga. Stop telling me the importance of school. Run into one of these young dumb niggas

with money then. No, that's me. I'm talking about anybody. It's then run into one of these young dumb niggas with money then. No, that's me. I'm talking about anybody. It's cool until we got to deal with these niggas in everyday society. Everybody like, yeah, nah, go to LeVar Ball League. Get paid and don't go to school. Yeah, then run into that nigga at Costco and see the interaction. Gilbert Arenas.

With a young dumb nigga with money. But what you think these kids is doing at that school besides just focusing on basketball to go to the league after their freshman year? It's the experience, man. They're also fucking hoes those it's all about the experience gilbert arenas had an interesting take and his take was that lavar ball is starting this for no other reason than to get a head start on the high school basketball uh prospects so now the big baller brand is certified oh it has everything to do with for

him it's not about that's what i'm saying it's not about the kids so now if the big baller brand has access to all of the top high school prospects before uh college and the nba scouts then big baller brand moves into a different level of playing this game so i mean that would be that's a pretty savvy move more don't you think no no, that's a pretty savvy move, Maul, don't you think? No? No. Why? It's a pretty selfish move.

It's not savvy. Tell me more. Why do you think it's selfish? Because it's all about LeVar Ball. It can't be selfish and savvy? No, it's not savvy. There's nothing savvy about it. It's not savvy.

You don't give niggas credit for nothing. I do give niggas credit. This is not a savvy move. I thought that was a good idea. This ain't savvy. It's great, but I think whoever is going to be, who's going to be the guinea pig that does it to prove that it's right or wrong? I don't think these 17, 18-year-olds have that much foresight. I think they're going to go with what they've seen work.

You go to college, and then you go to the league. I think what he's doing is good, but there has to be a guinea pig in there to say, all right saw this kid do it and he's doing great in the league who's going to be the first high schooler that has foresight to say all right fuck uh going in the division one system that is proven to work to get me to the nba and go with lavar ball i don't care and but people don't understand a lot of this shit a lot of these kids are still not going to make the nba so you should you should go get education not all these kids that go to that would go there not kids that play college basketball going to make the NBA. So you should go get education. Not all of these kids that would go there. Kids that play college basketball don't make the league. So it's like you're not going to make the NBA just because you go to this LeVar Ball thing.

You think once this is over, you're getting drafted, guaranteed. No, it doesn't happen like that. I think it's set up for those kids that are doing the one and done year just to fulfill with the NCAA and the NBA. Oh, can you guys stop trying to educate people? one and done year just to fulfill what the NCAA and the NBA oh can you guys

stop trying to educate people god damn you brought this shit we get back here but I wanted to just talk for two seconds serious before we

made jokes y'all talk serious for like 20 minutes shut the fuck up material match your LeBrons that's crazy was that threaded

with the same shirt and your shoes are threaded with the same shit oh I see what you tried to do that's crazy oh I see what you tried to do. That's crazy. Oh, I see what you tried to do.

I swear to God. You a bum ass nigga, man. I swear to God. Hold up, hold up. I swear to God I didn't do that. Now that you took the hoodie off, now I see what you tried to do. I swear to God I didn't do that.

Yes, you did. And that brown, you got on a lot of brown, man. You about to paint the town brown with all this brown you got on. Paint the town brown. You got a lot of brown on, man. I'm brown, boy. I see what you did, though. I'm brown. I'm brown. Yo a lot of brown on man i'm brown i see what you did though i'm

brown yo you see this you see what you're trying to do this thanks deal oh joe you ain't trying to do yo so while we getting on the jokes i forgot god forgot to attack and look and look i'm still keeping his shoe up so the camera could see his shoes that's a good that's a good shoe i ain't mad at that it's cool no get them all i at that Y'all think I'm that guy for real You are now You're clearly that guy I'm holding my LeBrons up To new Chris Brown's camera

It's in the perfect Shot Cause he's gonna He'll get the footage out on time This shit do be going up In like There'll be a whole new LeBron shoe By the time that shit comes out

He's the last nigga I'm trying to show my Stunning new LeBrons to by the time that shit comes out. He's the last nigga I'm trying to show my stunning new LeBron's to. Fuck out of here. Listen, last week I meant to get into Kevin Hart did an interview with Charlamagne and he killed me and Michael Blackson for

teasing him, for cheating on his pregnant wife and I missed it so I'm not going to address it. I will say I understand what he was saying about Michael Blackson. That nigga was going a little too far, especially if you consider this guy to be a very close associate or friend of yours. What I will say to Kevin, and Kev, you know you my nigga. Spank is my nigga too.

You cannot make a movie called Laugh at My Pain and then get angry when we laugh at your pain. That is all I'm saying. I mean, it was funny. It was funny, man. I mean, that's it. You started out your 444 with um like yeah come on kev know that's funny and kev noted he about to go on tour and tell a whole bunch of jokes

about the same shit so what type of arrogance you got to think you could tell a joke and fucking we not tell a joke nigga that's funny and you're still my man kev is good he's a good pr guy kev knows what he's doing kev is my man Kev is good man Kev we're gonna laugh We're gonna laugh at your pain bro Not like Mike Blackson But we will Something else happened

That was important I just forgot Tell me Rick Rubin is now Part of the alt-right Can someone explain this I'm so glad we're getting Rick Rubin the fuck out of here

Finally Thank the lord Somebody told me he's a Nazi Or some shit Yep Hold on What's the article I don't know I don't know How you a Nazi or something. Yep. Hold on. What's the article? I don't know.

He was just saved in Tibet. How are you a Nazi and saved Tibet? Listen, I don't know. You would be a Nazi and saved. How you produce Run DMC and Mick Jagger? I don't know. Right. I don't know.

Stumped Rory. Rory's Mick Jagger. Rory is Mick Jagger. Yeah. How did he produce you and Run DMC? Listen, man. It was a good experience. A good experience, he says. Rory is mixed up How did he produce you In Run DMZ Listen man It was a good experience A good experience

He says It's crossover No Rick Rubin Apparently I don't know the back story Rick Rubin On Twitter

Follow He retweeted Some alt-right accounts So when people Started searching They found that he also Follows Some alt-right accounts

So we assume That he is alt. First of all, have people ever seen Rick Rubin? Rick Rubin on Twitter is just funny. Rick Rubin on... Rick Rubin has definitely said nigger. Rory has said nigger. No, but Rick Rubin has... Like, that's part of his...

As soon as he gets home, he's fucking niggers. Like, I know every day he says niggers. Rick Rubin should never produce again on in 2018 sorry well that's i hate that i know it's the same story it's not another story it's the same fucking story rick rubin should not produce on any albums we want to listen to in 2018 because we love and respect r Rubin, nobody will say that. But enough is a fuck enough. Damn, they're getting Russell and Rick out in the same month. If he's a Nazi, he's going to go all the way out. Is Russell all the way out? No, Russell will never be all the way out.

No, he might be all the way out. They was on, all his accusers were on fucking whatever morning news that all middle-aged white women watched. Where are your accusers? That's in the NDA somewhere that I can't talk watch. Where are your accusers? That's in the NDA somewhere that I can't talk about. Where are your accusers? Baby Monticello. Where are your accusers? On Monticello?

Yeah. Nah. My Monticello joints ain't going to talk. We are so insensitive here. Dale and Brandon are laughing like we don't all share the same Monticello joints. Hey, don't get Brandon in same Monticello joints. Hey, don't get Brandon in trouble. Brandon claims his girlfriend publicly. Listen,

listen, I feel like more music came out, but we don't care. Nah, Conway Goat. Yeah, that we gotta talk about. Yeah, hard. That might have made my fifth slot for album of the year.

Hot take. Hot take. But it's a dope album. What else came out? I've only been listening to it. Yeah. Has it been real quiet? Super quiet.

I haven't heard. It's shocking that any of the albums. I've been listening to it. Quavo and Travis Scott. Oh. N.E.R.D. came out with Rihanna with their first single and then Kendrick, and it's been dead. Why is that?

Because the songs weren't very good, man. And I love fucking N.E.R.D. I like that joint with Rihanna, though. I think it would have been a smash if the hook wasn't so annoying. I like that song, too. Yeah, I like that record. I like that Rihanna record. Yeah.

I just like Rihanna, so. Yeah. I even like her pictures on Instagram. Like you hit like on her pictures? You hit like? Yes. I'm not mad at that. You the last nigga that could be mad.

You like all the pictures on Instagram. Yeah, I like records. Nigga, fuck you. Y'all forgot? Yeah. Oh, wait. This was interesting. A transgender porn star claims Coolio told her to go home after he found out her true identity.

Where's the problem? Can we stop this shit? Just because you don't want to fuck a guy doesn't make you transphobic. Wait, is transphobic a thing? According to Twitter, if you don't want to have sex with a transgender, you are now transphobic.

Oh, I'm transphobic. I'm for sure transphobic. I just found out I'm something else today. I'm transphobic like a motherfucker. Right now, I'm getting the chills. I'm so transphobic, niggas. I'm not transphobic at all. What?

Whoa. You are transphobic. I saw you on that couples therapy when you found out that was a man sitting across from you. You did the slow neck turn. Like, what the fuck is going on right now? They're so extremist that if you don't want to fuck one,

that means you think they shouldn't, like, be allowed to live. That's how far they've taken it. No, no, no. I'm not that transphobic. I was the only nigga. I'm like transphobic A.

Like, what is, like, the... Like, mom. All right. Like, you know how you got, like, different levels? I'm like the level where, ooh, live your life, but get the fuck away from me. Like, I'm not trying to have sex with you.

Oh, my God. No, it's true. Just when we was about to get the Ciroc bag. Wait, somebody's a trans folk. Somebody's a trans. How are we doing this? Yo. Wait, hold on.

I'm not right. Let's just be honest. I'm not saying they don't need to live. They're human. But if I find out that you're a transgender, like, no. Let's just be honest. I'm not saying they don't need to live. They're human. But if I find out that you're a transgender, like, no. Let's just stay here. Can we get into some end of the year wrap up type of commentary? I thought this was the end of the year wrap up.

The whole episode. No, that was you telling me about transphobics. Oh. But yeah, I'm the new member of the transphobic. Let me give Rory some props. And let's give Fab some props Rory brought this to my attention That Fab's verse on the record

Soul Food Off him and Kiss's album That came out not too long ago Is one of the best verses Not only from Fab in quite some time But this year Wait Fab's verse on what? Soul Food

Soul Food I'm playing it now Off the album The album with him and Kiss? Yes It's one of my favorite records of the whole year. Ball sound like he about to hate. Yeah.

Nah, I'm not hating. I didn't know which song y'all was talking about. This one. Oh, shit. This is Goody Mob, sir. My bad. This one. Shout out to Goody Mob, by the way.

And shout out to Fab on his record, man. Y'all always want to talk about the Instagram caption bars, but when he do shit like this, y'all want to go quiet. And I'm saying that as a nigga that they did not come visit on the check-in. Time to put in work. We all got a job to do. I light a drink and ask myself, what would Pablo do? Coming through with the paper plates like the barbecue.

Got the haters shaking heads like the bobbles do. Yeah, but it's all for my family. The goal wasn't live middle class and buy Camrys. Oh, I love Camrys, though. Even if from my pantry. I guess I'm just more soul food than eye candy. I feel like these young niggas need more eye jammies. Oh, we love Camrys, though. Oh, I hate trips to Miami. This is one of the best Fab verses in a long time.

And this is one of the best verses this year. So, round of applause to Fab because y'all didn't talk about it because it's Fab and we expected from Fab. But goddamn, they smoked that one. With that to the side, what else interesting happened that we have to care about? We got to dig into this dodgeball shit, man. Because I'm serious. Even though me and Maul have to do our basketball shit, we still on the same dodgeball team. And I will definitely tattoo Wilson on Ebro's forehead. Oh, yeah, dodgeball.

Wait a minute. So fucking Yachty challenged me to or challenged somebody to dodgeball. Challenge somebody. Unbeknownst to him. You play dodgeball. I love dodgeball. love dodgeball he probably had no idea that joe button loved dodgeball and played it like frequently outside of elementary school i will fucking take little yadi's head off with a dodgeball and offset and take off and lord quavius lord quavius. Lord Quavius. All of them.

And you. I'm supposed to, wait, what? What? And Rory. We're on the same team? It doesn't matter. Give me the dodgeball and everyone else dodge. That's what I think is going to happen. So, I accept that challenge.

Maul was looking a little shaky. Was I? I think Quavo will tear you up in dodgeball, my nigga. No. I will knock the eyebrows off Quavo's head with a dodgeball, man. I don't know. Knock his fucking Versace shirt off. They made Fight Night.

Yeah, shit is hard. Actually, there was that video of Quavo throwing that football 1,000 yards into a basketball hoop. So I don't know. He might be all right. I didn't see that video. People keep telling me about all this world-class athlete shit that Quavo does. I haven't seen it. He can hoop.

That I do know. He can hoop. No, he can hoop. What do you average in the league then since you want to tell me something? No, I don't know about that. In the league? He got some game. What do you average in the league then since you want to tell me something? No, I don't know about that. In the league? He got some game. What the fuck are you talking about then?

I've seen footage of him playing, but he can actually hoop. You know how you can see somebody play and be like, okay, he can play. I'm not saying he could have went to the league, but he can play back. He can hoop. I'm not going to agree anyway. No, he can hoop. He can definitely hoop. So y'all don't have any New Year's plans?

We inviting people to your crib. Oh, that really was the plan? I know where the spare key is at if you at Puff's crib, but I'm at Joe's crib. I'll be at Sean's. If anyone's looking for me, I'm at Sean's. He's going to leave a note on the fridge. Yeah, I'm at Sean's. I'm at Sean's.

Well, fuck y'all i'm glad that uh i'm glad that uh i won't see y'all until the new year then uh i don't think there's anything we have to cover i want to thank the fans you know let me just stop to have a sentimental moment really quick and thank the fans for the year that we had. I remember in year one, or early year two, I was saying to Rory that a big benchmark of mine was going to be to one day try to grow the podcast to hit a million listens and views one day. So for that to happen so quickly and so soon,

granted, even if it's only because y'all wanted to hear me talk shit about Complex, I don't care. A million's a million. Right? That is true. Yeah, I don't care a million's a million right that is true yeah I don't give a fuck why they tuned in so I wanna thank y'all

and I appreciate it thanks for just rocking with us throughout the year if y'all know me y'all know it's gonna be a bumpy motherfucking ride cause that's the way I like to do it

Valtrex City pause holla worse Valtrex bumps get it yeah it's uncomfortable slaps me thank god you don't rap

anymore uh yeah speaking of not rapping highline ballroom creators creators since you know joe is for the creators even in me leaving complex i feel like all the creators in complex if we were to just pick up and walk out complex would be in a fucking predicament because yeah the creator so january 22nd the joe budden residency starts at highline ballroom that is where we are all year long these dates will change monthly show number one we have the wonderful talented audience of new y. So if you are in the building, if you are talented and you think you can hold a note singing in the shower,

if you want to get on stage and sing Purple Rain so me and Rory can cry together, I would appreciate it. If you want to get on stage and fucking do more money, more murder, more homicide

so Maul can get into his drug dealer element. I welcome that as well. If you're into... Maul crying to Mo Money More Murder More Homicide would be hilarious. Maul definitely cries in his fucking room to Life's a Bitch

and then you die. That is what he jams out to. So yeah, I welcome y'all to do that and on top of that we have him performing H.I.M. Some of you have heard me talk about him on his podcast. We've played him on the sleeper section of his podcast. We've talked about him in reference to her hating him.

Hopefully we can still book her. But this time we have him, H.I.M., along with Donnell Rawlins, a.k.a. Ashy Larry. Salute to him. We're going to have a real good time January 22nd at the Highline Ballroom. Oh, what a night. That's all I have for the plug. Hopefully, I'll see you all there. If not, I'll catch you all at the next one in February.

With that said, is there anything that I'm missing? Is there anything that we didn't touch on? Is there anything that's going to break tomorrow, New Year's Eve, y'all don't care about? That's this weekend. Are we doing a podcast next week? Yeah, why wouldn't we? Because I'll be at Puffs.

I mean, so if you're wondering why I wouldn't want to hang out with you... It's because I'm at Sean's. Yeah, I could tell you. I mean... Listen, bro, I didn't make the rules, man. You and Sam have fun.

I wouldn't be at the other Sean's group He lost me Who's the other Sean? Jay-Z Got something in the works Sean What's Hov's real name again? Sean Carter

Carter See when you don't close the deal I don't even remember it Forgot Jay-Z's name I don't even remember it forgot jay-z's name what was sean's name didn't close that title deal huh elliot all right and we're done playing around listen so i'm gonna end this fucking podcast and it's gonna be some shit that's gonna break because y'all don't want to remind me of some shit we're not gonna mention you know we can't mention what hasn't broken yet joe We can if we fucking sit and think about it for a second.

Oh, the fucking aliens that they said this. Oh, SpaceX in fucking LA. Come on, Maul. Oh, I thought we spoke about that. No, we didn't. What about it? Did you text this nigga and tell him chill? Text SpaceX?

Yes. No, I was at Sean's. I couldn't handle service at Sean's. It wasn't service at Sean's. You had to check your phone at the door? You got to, I was at Sean's. I couldn't handle service at Sean's. It wasn't service at Sean's. You had to check your phone at the door? You got to check your phone at Sean's. Maul is using his buddy pass to get to Sean's.

He's got to keep an eye out on Maul. His buddy pass. All right, fine. So we don't care about SpaceX. Them niggas going to kill everybody. The SZA Solange video. How do we feel about it? I like it. Twitter killed that shit.

I did. Really? Yeah. Why not? I would call SZA right now to ask her about some of Twitter killed that shit. I did. Really? Yeah. Why not? I would call SZA right now to ask her about some of the backlash she received.

That would be good, actually. Yeah, but she wouldn't appreciate that and then she would never answer the phone again and my relationship with her is more valuable than podcast content.

I mean, it's not really. SZA don't even follow me. Y'all know I love SZA. I'm all under that. SZA does follow me. I don't do that. Does she? I don't think she does. You don't even check. You don't even check to see who's following me. I don't think SZA's't even follow I love SZA I'm all under that SZA does follow me I'm under that Does she? I don't think she does

You don't even check You don't even check To see who's following me I don't think SZA's following me How can I bring you With me to revolt? I don't think she's following you How can I bring you

To revolt? Honestly is she? I don't know if Maul's name Was on my revolt paperwork Wait Wait Puff was saying something How you think about that

Mid-sits like I don't know Holy shit Puff said something like Who's Maul But I was like Hounks said something like, who's Maul? But I was like, it's Hove, man. He didn't want to hear that shit. Who's Maul?

That's Hove's man. That's Hove's man. All I know is Hove used to call me Harold Minor. So I don't really know how you feel about him. You was Harold Minor. I forgot about that, man. Don't do that. How you forgot?

Maul Parks, everyone. That shit's my ringtone. I'm not Harold Minor. Oh, yo, new episodes of El Chapo. It's out? Yeah. Oh, what's that? Season two of El Chapo.

Oh, man, it's lit. Why didn't you? Is it not at the... I heard that Will Smith movie is trash. Oh, I didn't see that shit. You got a new Will Smith movie? On Netflix. I heard it's terrible.

Oh, I seen people kill that. No, no, no. Slow down. Now... Just telling you what I heard, bro. Now, be aware that what the theory is here is that Hollywood needs for the reviews of this movie to be trash. Because if Netflix delivers on a blockbuster that skipped the theaters, Hollywood is going to be in big trouble. Oh, so we support this real conspiracy.

No, I mean, it's true. No, it's interesting. Is it a bad movie, B? I started it, but... I just told you what I heard. You know you hear that the barbershop and the block first. But fuck it, we support it anyway

because it's Will and Will's the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. So we support it anyway Cause it's Will And Will's the fresh prince of ballet So we support it anyway So there you go I'm watching El Chapo my nigga Nah we watching What's the name of that shit? Yo and

Bright We're watching Bright Yo and the more I thought about Bright Make sure it's bright in your living room When you watch it The more I thought about Bright The more I got into Will Smith's rap career right? Underrated

Will Smith's rap career, right? Underrated. Will Smith's rap career might be trash. Underrated. And I say that because the way that we look at mumble rap, I thought Will Smith was the greatest rapper ever. My older brother, who was five years older, thought that it was like the mumble rap. And I say that, so now I'm older, and looking back at records like summertime very

gimmicky parents just don't understand very gimmicky i think i could beat mike tyson very gimmicky so now when i judge will smith and i'm looking at you like a gimmick and you didn't even write your fucking biggest record and i'm not saying any of this but i'm saying now that i'm older i look at him i don't know where to rank him. To where he was always one of the top MCs to me because Summertime is one of the best records ever. Rapper's Delight was gimmicky. The rap was gimmicky. What was gimmicky about Rapper's Delight?

They all stole their shit. No way. Niggas hated rap music when Rapper's Delight came out. Niggas hate rap music today. Niggas have never really loved rap music. There's always a group of people that hate rap. A group of people, but... You hate rap. And's always a group of people that hate rap a group of people but

you hate rap and you're a rapper look at that I'm not a rapper and I don't want to hear any rap me you doing the same thing

Beth did what Beth do when he was a pastor and people brought up Mace I never want to call Mace Beth look what you just made me do

I said Beth I know but that made me say what did Beth do you said Beth do we I know, but that made me say, what did Beth do? You said Beth. Do we have sleepers? No, not yet. Wake up. No, wake up.

I don't have sleepers. Beth. Who the fuck is Beth? Beth. All right, well, come on then if we don't have sleepers. What else is there? Maul's the nigga telling me our podcast is too long. It is, man.

Then shut the fuck up and get to the sleepers then rory has my sleep already queued up let me see i bet it's something else that we're missing that it's supposed to be really interesting here uh we skipped over the aliens that they tried to say it was a satellite nikki that was that was the aliens don't know puffy's house um oh bitcoin oh you niggas ah that shit tookas that shit took a drop all you fucking idiots thinking you were ahead of people with this cryptocurrency shit and now you lost all your fucking life

savings good for you and fucking stop jumping on fucking trends listen man when I went like my man said Warren Buffett and Bill Gates and I was like man get that shit out of here yeah I'm rolling with that I ain't gonna lie the retired rapper Joe thought of a ill bitcoin

metal thing it's probably true I know someone who beat you to it anyway niggas making money biting my stout but this ain't bitcoin I'm glad you're retired I'm so happy I'm gonna keep that one in the files making money breaking my style but this ain't Bitcoin yeah no yes no I heard the no over your head that's what you running back to it was over yes saying yeah before no is funny

huh saying yeah before no was funny yeah no that's funny niggas making money biting my style all right whatever uh all right y'all say something let me find something else here since y'all don't want to talk about Bitcoin and all the other important shit. LeVar Ball, Complex is trash still. Long time news. You turned into fucking Cormega Dissonance. A long time E! News host has abruptly left the channel after learning her co-hosts aren't double her size. Good for her, man.

That's fucking right. Good for fucking her. And that's it. I don't care about any of this other shit. Did we talk about Skirt Skirt, the album? Quavo and Travis? I don't care about any of this other shit. Did we talk about Skirt Skirt the album? Quavo and Travis? Yeah. I didn't listen to any of it.

I think you got a half a bar. I heard like three records that was okay. I haven't had a chance. I'm not ever listening to that. I tried. It's like everything else. All the other collabs.

You know. I want to know and I'm not hating. Half-hearted sounding. You're hating. Well, I am hating. I am hating. But I see this theory on Twitter that Takeoff is like a really good rapper.

That everyone keeps saying like, nah, nah, I know he's not the popular one, but he'd rap his ass off. I'm not hating. I'd like, can someone send me a link to a song where he's rapping? I'm not saying he doesn't. I'm just curious. Because this is a real theory on Twitter that he could rap it better than anybody in the world you're hating just curious man you got sleepers yeah you can be curious and hate i have a sleeper um curious to hate do i yeah i'll get my sleeper

first uh so this record i don't know if this is black's record or if this is Timbaland record or whoever the fuck record it is but I like it a lot um this is called grab the wheel off of a project that I don't know it's hard man and I love black so I'm just happy to hear from black grab the real black Timbaland we out We out. She know that I'm here to replace her nigga, turn her up, son Usually she don't, tonight she fucks up She say you a really special kind of nigga But sure, don't tell her, yeah Hit me on my sailor Weekend, just vibe, just tell me when you're ready, yeah

I'm looking for you Roll another tube Blow it to the roof Fuckin' in the coupe Vroom, vroom Roll another two Blow it to the roof Fuckin' in the coupe Vroom vroom I said vroom vroom I need you to grab the wheel Tryna chill But you make it hard for me for real I need you to grab the wheel, hell yeah Grab the wheel, step on it, step on it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I need you to put it in reverse Risk it all if that's what it's worth Grab the wheel, take the wheel Grab the wheel, take the wheel, yeah First one wasn't aggressive enough Second one said all the wrong stuff Don't think that I'm here to rebuild You know I came to just slide You think too much, stop thinking, just drive You say you a really special kind of nigga But sure, it don't tell ya Hit me on my sailor Weekend just vibe

Just tell me when you're ready, yeah I'm looking for you Rolling out a tube Blow it to the roof Fucking in a coupe Vroom, vroom Say vroom, vroom I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel

I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel

I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel

I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel

I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel

I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to grab the wheel I need you to make a decision because I can't Do what's best for you and stop thinking about what I think Grab the wheel, grab the wheel like an ass car

Grab the wheel but don't swear because it's a fast car If you want it then you take it, don't want it then let me know Feeling real compressed, I got shit that I wanna show Grab the wheel Grab the wheel Grab the wheel Grab the wheel, yeah Grab the wheel, grab the wheel, grab the wheel Grab the wheel

Grab the wheel Grab the wheel currently we are roasting brandon hall for his last initial being H. That is the most trash initial for a name. Sorry, B. H. Nothing hard about Brandon H.

Your parents is trash. Nigga named him Hall. Halls ain't even that fun. Halls aren't even that fun. Halls aren't even that fun. All right. Rory, do you have a sleeper? What is this Drake record you're trying to play on us?

Pistols. I didn't want to listen to it. You guys actually told me to pull it up. We didn't know there was a new Drake record that existed. Our OVO reporter failed us yet again. Not sure why he's on the crew. Our senior OVO. Maul H.

Maul H. Maul H. Maul H. So y'all just going to put H on everybody? No, you definitely Maul H. Maul H. Oh, I ain't going to tell you. One of the fans.

First of all, fuck you fans. One of the fans said that fucking Sin had the baby, i kept all the baby weight that was hurtful that was hurtful that one stung that one hit you a little bit you definitely did some push-ups after that no that's that's why i really fucking that's why i really festered because i didn't do push-ups after that but fuck you uh that's number one uh number two why was i about to talk about the fans some of the fans did that was dope what did you talk about you said you were a story that the fans did something i don't know no no well i don't if i don't remember i don't remember uh also the drake record that we didn't know existed tell us about

it pistols i don't think it was ready to go out. That's why I don't want to judge it. Oh, son of a bitch. Drake got to stop leaking records saying that this wasn't ready to go. Stop leaking records saying a record leaked? Yeah, this is you leaking it, and it is ready to go. So play it. Let's hear it. You got to ask.

I really didn't even know about this record, though. Oh, Drake wins over that snare. Over that little. The 40 snare Well El Chapo season 2 came out Had to get the low chords in there He ain't rap the word It's hard

Fam Yeah that's why I didn't want to judge him man Dog Wait Wait no let's see more Listen to it Let's see more Listen

I've never got to watch more. Listen to Drake pause before. No, no, listen. This is great. Look. I had enough of Drake. I hope this wasn't ready to go. I hope this was leaked on Offset's iCloud video.

Drake is definitely Drake. I thought it was going to go to the hook. Oh, all right. Let's play it. I think this is the hook. Wait, what? How did we get to that? Yeah, man.

get to that what is this Grow up and face it. Don't keep me waiting. Why do you leave me? You know I love you. You never call back whenever I text you. I've been singing to you for about 10 years. But you, oh, you still haven't called. Drake H, oh. 40, I need a Calypso beat

What's wrong with you man? So I can do that melody That they love to play in melody Drake H How did he get to a pistol in his bed? Let's drink H. Let's drink H. How did he get to a pistol in his bed? I can't hear the fucking words. I don't even know what he's saying.

Well, rewind this. This is fucking... The girl never called him back, and so he put a pistol in his bed. I know you heard this melody from me. Wait, so the girl didn't come so he put a pistol there instead of the girl?

No, listen to this bullshit. Defend this. Honestly. Okay. What you want me to say No come on You gotta try I can't I tried I wanna hear the effort

No come on please You want me to try to defend it Please Okay the melody We've heard it before But it's not terrible It's not bad The lyrics is kinda like confusing

I still don't know what he was saying But I'm gonna go listen to it And give y'all The girl didn't come So he put a gun in his bed yeah but i feel like we missed it we missed something it went over our heads yeah the pistol was a metaphor yeah we didn't figure it out yet all right drake until you explain it you are jerk h sorry we gotta listen we're not listening you have to listen Let me tell you something.

He's in a lot of trouble if the new music sounds like that. I don't think that was going to go out. No, I doubt you. I know y'all don't. I'm hoping. Come on. You really thought Drake was in the studio and said, ooh, this is the one we're going to leak?

No one leaks records anymore. I think that's exactly what Drake said, though. I think he was in the studio and looked at 40 and said yeah that's the one nah not that one not that one I don't think that one that's probably a record that they can't say nothing about party party new records if that's what they're doing I don't know yeah 40 I definitely heard that melody before though yeah 15 years yeah that's that was a melody might have been on comeback season you know it's bad if Maul can We definitely heard that melody before though. Yeah, definitely. 15 years. Yeah. That's the same melody.

That melody might have been on Comeback Season. You know it's bad if Maul can admit that. If Maul H could say it. I'm honest with Maul H. Maul honest? Yeah. Maul honest. I'm honest, nigga.

Maul honest. Wait, do you have a sleeper, Maul? Because I don't want to keep just sitting here cracking jokes on you. Yes, nigga. We're going to end with his because his shit is too aggressive to follow up pistols.

Drake, that was trash, man. That was... We a long way from Marvin's room. Marvin's room. That was a great record. Marvin got the better of his beef. We hope they got the better of his beef who y'all think got the last laugh if that's the record this nigga Dre got a gun in his bed

play something man no play a fucking song this is uh Jordan Bron pieces None of Rory's picks will sing in their strong voice Gotta serenade Records is whack if you sing in your strong voice

The record is whack if you sing your strong voice. Fucking Frank Rivers. That was kind of funny. Frank Rivers is funny. Y'all hate him. It's a pretty good day. Everybody but you Drugs in mind as well, cut me open Do it while I'm awake so I won't rebuttal Lock me out now I won't wake up until you say to me

And I really wanna visit my sister in great acquaintance And see, I'm missing nothing, but it's been so hard Cause I've been spreading, you need me right here, you see Everybody wants a piece of me, darling Everybody wants a piece of me, darling Everybody wants a piece of me, lately Everybody wants a piece of me, baby Since you were on, it's been tragic Everybody wants a piece of me, darling

I don't really see nobody else but you Everybody wants a piece of me, baby Everybody but you Everybody but you Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah La-la-la-la-la-la-la Everybody wants a piece of me, darling Everybody wants a piece of me, baby

Everybody wants a piece of me, baby And since you've gone Brand new music from Frank Rivers. No, it's Jordan Breton. That was Jordan Oceans with some shit that sounded Frank-ish you're such a Joe Budden

that song was hard that's the sad part about liking some shit and hating on it that song was hard but you gotta hate on it Maul what's up yeah I'm playing Conway off the new Supreme compilation That song was hard, but you got to hate on it. Maul, what's up? Yeah, I'm playing Conway, man.

Go. Off the new Supreme compilation. This Conway project is hard. All Maul ever plays is Conway. That's not true. It's the first time I played a Conway record in months. Oh. See?

Go turn me up, turn me up Turn me up Turn me up Are you on this record too? Yeah nigga You don't hear me right now? More ages trash I kill the beat No you wouldn't Yo

Oh you lucky Okay Why would I wanna hang around the clown for Nah You ain't keepin' a buck with me, boy Damn, homie, I thought you fucked with me I thought it was all love with me How you get around them other niggas and shit on me

That disgusted me, shit hurt me You really had a place in my heart Now I can't stand the look you in the face Fuck a pillow talkin' to bitches and tellin' niggas I'm fake But I was eatin' oodles and noodles and you was eatin' steak I'm like, damn, why you switchin' on me? I thought he was solid, why you bitchin' on me? Supposed to be my man, he actin' different on me Smile in my face, behind my back, he shittin' on me Damn, where the love go?

You was the homie, somebody I had love for I showed you love and you crossed me Did that fuck shit, that's when you lost me I'm like, damn, where the love go? You know what I mean? Damn, where the love go? We did it all I don't fuck with no niggas, I don't trust a bitch

I've been through too much suckin' shit But that's what showin' love can get You know my moms, know my government With so much envy in your heart I wanna put a slug in it Fuck, you can get niggas your last cent Let niggas stay at your spot And don't ask for rent

Give them a shirt off your back Even feed niggas, give them some work or stack It don't matter, I know I wish I learned before You can't roll up and burn no more The handshakes ain't firm no more This what I'm riding with that burner for I seen niggas cross they mans, I seen niggas

turn before We used to drink women, used to burn piss You was the homie, never thought that you would turn bitch It's fucked up when it's jealousy in the heart Of a nigga you fucked with, wish I seen it from the start I'm slipping, I'm slipping Damn, where the love go? You was the homie, somebody I had love for I showed you love and you crossed me Did that fuck shit, that's when you lost me

I'm like, damn, where'd the love go? You know what I mean? We was like brothers, nigga Damn, where'd the love go? We did it all, homie Turn it down for a minute Turn this down I'm angry at you both

One of y'all now Nah That record was so hard That you have to have a friend To get mad at now And have lost the love Have you listened to the whole project? You're gonna want to beat somebody up

After the whole project I'm angry I was in the gym Fucking punching 45 pound weights I feel like After that record I feel like I have some friends That have done me wrong

Me too Because me and Mo ain't seen this 5 million I feel some type of way When I seen that tweet It's the first record I played It's the first record I played When I seen that tweet First record I played It's the first record I played When I saw that tweet About that five mil

This my man How you switching on me That's crazy You acting different on me You know what I'm saying Wait no but wait Of course y'all seen that I start seeing mad

Then you start looking at shit I'm like this nigga Dude got a chef now Bitch Like burn Yo that check definitely clear Nigga sent me like Yo it's true I don't know I think say to me like, yo, it's true.

I don't know. I think so. He got a chef. You know what's funny, though? As the first couple tweets started to come in, and they started to at you, niggas, I was like, yo, good thing Rory and Maul know me. They know I ain't got no damn $5 million.

Or do we? It's just that I knew Puff. Mm. Dun, dun. Dun, dun. Dun, dun. Yeah, this nigga was in Miami. You know what I mean I start analyzing shit after that

Yeah He was in Miami And he ain't really saying nothing Like he ain't text He ain't text since he got to Miami He ain't say Some conversation with Puff Can't wait to speak to y'all

But he acting different Joe was doing a lot of Panoramic pool, IG story shit. I think Joe going to post a take me back photo this week. You know what I'm saying? No, we don't know what you're saying, number one. Number two, do you hear this thing of all this stupid shit he's talking about? No, I'm on board.

Y'all know damn well. I saw a chef, a different pool. It was just different shit going on. You know what I'm saying? What a love go. That was the Mondrian. He said good morning to everybody on Twitter the next morning. Like, what good morning?

What does that mean? More talking about Joe went to Miami and now Wayne spoke. We don't speak during the week. Nah, but it's different when you're in Miami and we don't speak. It's all right when you're in Jersey and we don't speak. That's true. Don't be in Miami and not talk to me, my nigga. And you see all this shit going on online.

Like, hit my phone, nigga. You know what's funny? If I knew that my personal real-life friends were watching my Insta Live, I would try to look more trash on Insta Live. We're watching. I didn't think y'all was watching. I'm definitely watching.

And I think that I still look kind of trash on Insta Live. It ain't until y'all start doing all this and Rory puts me in Rise and Grind Twitter that I'm like, all right. You're definitely in Rise and Grind Twitter that I'm like, you're definitely. Maybe. Why? Because I wake up early.

No, because you'd be trying to motivate at fucking 5 a.m. Shut up. Go eat a bagel. Oh, man. See, that's the problem. And this is why I'm having a hard time bringing Rory to revolt, because you don't even understand black excellence. Already. You know, I mean, when you excellent, you black.

We waking up early My G Before we do the deal With Revolve We gotta Rory gotta do All the principles of Kwanzaa He gotta recite

All the principles of Kwanzaa And invent a few The first thing I said Cause I was on time You gotta light a candle Every day for Kwanzaa I told Parks I said happy Kwanzaa

When we walked in Nah but you gotta Give us the principles You gotta like A nigga's like What's the math You gotta break the math What's the math?

I got to know what the math is. Do your lessons. I ain't going to lie. And you got to just light all the candles in my crib too. That's a lot of candles, B. That's about 673 candles. How's that for a fucking Kwanzaa?

All right, so yeah, that's it, man. Again, listen, I want to thank each and every one of y'all out there listening for an amazing year. We couldn't have done

any of this without y'all. I'm kind of shocked that the year is wrapped up that fast yeah but it's been a year and i thought about that one of the fans added me to let me know that mall joined us episode 77 and here we are at 142 mall is close to having been around longer than he was not and you know maul i want to thank. I shit on you a lot because you trash, and you really have been trash for a while. But you've been a great integral part to this podcast. Rory, I want to commend you for doing Hennypalooza and the podcast. I thought you would quit one.

One I thought you would quit, but you didn't, man. His job quit him, so it's okay. Well, I mean, that's what I'm saying. I had a few spare hours. Listen, B, I'll be at quit, but you didn't, man. His job quit him, so it's okay. Well, I mean, that's what I'm saying. So, I mean. I had a few spare hours. Listen, B, I'll be at the other Sean's house. Yo, ever since.

Yo, how many Sean's are there? No, for real. There's quite a few Sean's. There's a lot of Sean's there. Hov ain't even fucking with us, and y'all want to call him Sean. No, Hov ain't fucking with y'all. Hov is only me. Don't add me into that. That's family.

Oh, wait. I see what's going on now. Me and Maul cool with Hov. Because Hov is Maul's family, and you are doing some type of... Stay there. What are you doing? Some 2020 deal. I'm doing nothing.

Mad Dog deal. Mad Dog 2020. Changing any Palooza. Some Boone's Farm deal. Mad Dog Palooza. That should be fire. I would go. Yeah. Mad Dog back in the day, my nigga. Some Boone's Farm deal? Mad Dog Palooza. That should be fire. I would go. Yeah.

Mad Dog back in the day, my nigga. Some Boone's Farm? Mixed with that? Dude, don't tell him nothing. Back in the day? Yeah, no, you're right. Roy know about a couple of these old niggas. I heard there's some new shit called Earthquake.

I heard that's the new shit. I'm not drinking. A Cisco Palooza? Y'all not trying some crack Cisco Palooza? Cisco Palooza? Somebody getting cut at Cisco Palooza. Earthquake sound like they renamed for aoco to sneak it back into the country. They repackaged it.

15%. Yeah, did y'all ever- They just put a whole name on it. Did y'all ever have a 4Loco? Roy, I know you have. You are 4Loco. I was there before they was fucking recalls. You still loco.

You got the original OG. You still loco. H-Loco. Roy got a case right now on eBay. He trying to get off For the 10 stacks For the 10 stacks It's at 10k right now He waiting to see

What's going to go up The highest bidder Do y'all have any memorable words For the podcast listeners On what will be Our last podcast for 2017 Look at the 18 Thanks for rocking with us man

Period I mean We seem to be You know The people's favorite right now. So we can't be that without y'all, first and foremost. So appreciate that. Ain't no seams about it, Mall H.

Ain't no seams. Mall H. Our numbers are still on, Mall H. Hey! Rory, anything sentimental before we get out of here? Could have listened to any podcast in the world, but you're here with me. And I appreciate that. Get your shit off, Rory.

Yeah, let Puff know. I know Puff listened to this episode, too, so let that shit go off. He did ask who Mall was. Why Puff listened to this episode too, so let that shit go off. Who were we at now? He did ask who Maul was. Why Puff asking who I am? Because Puff is the king of Harlem. You say you're the king of Harlem, Puff. I've never said I was the king of Harlem, Puff. I asked Puff.

You know how you know about everybody? Like, you school me the niggas, I ask Puff about you. And he was like, what's his last name? I said H something. That's pretty funny, Joe. That's how you ended the year on that note? That's what's up. That's pretty funny.

Hey, happy new year, you bitch ass niggas. I'll see y'all later. We out. No Joe Button. No Warrior Ma. Trash. Joe Button. Joe Budden. No, we're not. Trash. Joe Budden.