The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 143 | "Joegul"

Episode Date: January 3, 2018

The first episode of 2018 is here, Joe starts off by recapping his New Years at Sean’s house. He then decides to address recent topics that haven’t been discussed, such as Azealia Banks dissing him and Mal’s affiliation with the Kardashian’s (18:36). Friend of the show, HitMaka (formerly know as Yung Berg), calls in to take Mal to homie court (20:52). And the guys recap the Drake and Lil Wayne freestyle, which led Joe to ask a few questions (1:03:35). Don’t forget to check out “Oh What a Night” at the Highline Ballroom on January 22 (1:28:46). http://highlineballroom.com/show/2018/01/22/joe-budden-oh-what-a-night-2/ Other topics include: -The guys discuss Dave Chappelle’s Netflix special (47:13) -New Years resolutions (54:57) -DJ Akademiks vs Charlamagne tha God (1:48:44) Sleeper picks of the week: Mal: Jag - “Dalton Ave Interlude” | https://soundcloud.com/callemjag/dalton-ave-interlude Joe: Moneybagg Yo - “Don’t Know” | https://youtu.be/0wnqirlaG0o Rory: Devvon Terrell - “Temperature” | https://youtu.be/r7MOaqvHSC4

Mike, Mike, Mike, you know what I mean? All right, I'm just checking to make sure everybody good. Everybody good? It's the new year, bro. Don't start your shit, all right? Oh, yeah. Tell y'all how I'm giving it up. Mike, check.

How you on, on, on, on? Kevin Campbell. Because this shit should have some bars on it. Happy New Year, everybody out there. This is the vibe i'm on right now hey yeah hey made it into 2018 yes that still means the party's about to get amplified uh welcome to the joe button podcast episode number 143 i am your host joe button we are here uh i want to shout out to everybody in the room. Shout out Rory's here. Maul is here. Parks is here. Savon is here.

Brandon is here for some strange reason. And new Chris Brown is here. How's everyone doing? Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? What's up, Maul? Maul? Maul? Maul? Nah, not 2018, my nigga. We offered out the phone. I need you live. I need you more now not 2018 my nigga we offered out the phone

I need you live. I need you live and attentive my nigga. I don't need all that now I mean niggas don't have phones out when puff is talking Niggas not staring any phones when puff is talking. All right, well isn't here. Oh I didn't stop See oh I didn't stop it see all right let's stop this microphone check one two one two mic check one two one two we are live I think I think Trey could give me 20 minutes. We left that in 2017. My bad. That's the wrong guy. That's really how we started off. We didn't hear a stupid dropout. No, we're not.

All right. Welcome, everybody. How's everybody feeling? Y'all up and alert? Y'all up and alert? What's up? Niggas looking tired. Niggas looking sleepy.

We good? I'm not starting my new year tired and sleepy, all right? I need the energy live in the room. I need everybody up and attentive and alert. You know what I mean? We're here. Man, get the fuck out of here. He can't go back to Miami, yo.

What happened? I don't know. I'm just asking what are you talking about? Maul, how are you? I'm great. I haven't seen or spoken to you since my new position, so you may be unaware how things are going to go in the 2018. All right?

Oh, yeah. I'm not even feeling How this is starting How was your New Year's? It was cool man How was yours? It was cool We gonna get into mine What'd you do?

Just chill Nothing major Kept it inside It was just cold It was too cold Everybody says they just chilled It was too cold bro It was cold in Miami

Nah it wasn't cold Like it was here Of course not Alright so you can't say It was cold in Miami You couldn't go outside If cold like it was here. Of course not. All right, so you can't say it was cold in Miami. You couldn't go outside here. If you would have had some socks on with them loafers, maybe you'd have been a little warmer. I was in Miami dressed like I was in New York. Scully on, scarf, jacket.

Well, yeah, you do have your ankles out. Yeah, I like to be warm. I like to keep it, you know? All right, so you ain't do shit. No, I ain't do shit. What parks do? You went to the Apple store. I did. I had to be warm. I like to keep it, you know? All right, so you ain't do shit. No, I ain't do shit. What parks do? You went to the Apple store. I did.

I had a party here. Hey. It was lit. We had hookah. All right. It was lit. We had hookah. The hookah was lit.

All right. All right. That sounds exciting. All right. All right. Brandon, you did anything? I ain't do shit. I was just in the crib chilling.

All right. Enough of you niggas. It's losers. All right. Does anybody have niggas as losers. Does anybody have something exciting to say or are me and Rory just going to take it away from here? Yeah, take it away. We watched you on the stream a little bit.

Seemed like you were having a good time dancing by yourself on the floor. Oh, man. Oh, man. Remember dancing? Yeah. Remember dancing at a party? I know that sounds like

ancient history in New york but people used to dance the people that just enjoy music and d nice was in his bag at that party would you would you say so rory i would you were there nigga jump in and say something i was waiting for you to uh give your grand juggle talk no no no that's a separate topic. See, you don't dictate when the jogle gets to expressing himself. All right? We're not about to call you that. Yes, you are. That's not how we're leading.

I'm trying to stick to New Year's Eve. So nobody did shit. I didn't know Miami on New Year's Eve was a thing. Let's start there. I didn't know that that's what everybody was doing. What's warm there?

Miami. What else is a thing on New Year's Eve? Vegas? Probably. What else is the thing on new year's eve vegas probably what else is the thing la is a thing just because la is a thing i mean new york is a thing but you're fucking cold yeah i like that it's cold in new york yeah but not negative six yo we're not going outside negative six when was it negative six fucking new year's eve the cold is when is when uh you when you can tell who can dress and who can't dress that's true because of layers and i was very anxious to get back to the cold because it's a fantasy land out there in miami like people just waking up and walking

around with shorts on and shit hawaiian shirts with the attire yeah i, I'm cool. I'm cool on all of that. So where do we start? New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve was great. Air horns for New Year's Eve. Rory was in Miami. I don't know how Rory ended up in Miami. Rory's plan was to sneak into this puff party.

I did. I came by boat. That was Mike Zombie's plan, too. And it failed. Mike Zombie, we love you. You already know that we love you. You should never listen to Marissa. Yeah, I did pretty bad.

They let Marissa get the plus one? Zombie's texting me like I could do something at Puff's house. Oh, yeah, yeah. I got the pole here. Yeah, that's a little strange. I think I was only able to smuggle Rory in because I'm liked by Puff at the moment. At the moment is probably key. At the moment is very important. Let's see how this goes next year.

I don't know if Rory will make it in next year. But we walked in, and this was a beautiful event. It looked beautiful. It was beautiful. Yeah, this guy pulls out all the stops for a party. The dance floor was fire. That was fire. The all-white dance floor.

I'm going to get that for the crib. Yeah, I need that shit in my living room. My kitchen is about to be crazy. Yeah, I ain't even going to lie. Because that just says dance. It makes you want to dance. Now, I think it's important to note that Puff has made his name by giving amazing parties.

I myself have never been to one. Me either. Because I'm a homebody. And truth be told, if I spent New Year's Eve at home with my fucking family, that would have been perfectly fine. But I'm a real nigga, so I dropped a baby right in his grandma's!

Wait, are you fucking kidding me? You didn't think that baby was going right to grandma's house on new year's eve joe is already a deadbeat dad that's crazy lex and asad domingo no no first of all at this weekend all right first of all asad has more energy than any human being on the planet it was was 4.30. I was about to pass out on Diddy's floor. And Assad was running around with his Haitian nannies chasing him. You couldn't get into Puff's house unless you had the right attire, obviously. The only people that got in without the right

attire was Assad's Haitian nannies that were dressed like Haitian nannies at a black tie event. Gotta respect it. Well, they probably lived next door or fucking two houses down or something. What were some of the highlights of the night? I think Precious rapping word for word where my dog's at

was one of the highlights for me. I think that was one of the highlights, period. I have to salute to Precious for tearing the dance floor down. She was one of the first people I saw dancing aside from you. So that was pretty cool. She was one of the first people dancing. Joe thought he got that cool video at Diddy's when he was dancing the night before.

So he thought he was so successful with that that he went and did the same exact dance moves for two hours the next day. I respect that. If it works, you know. Wait, no. Those are the extent of my dance moves. There's not much range. No, not at all. Just depending on the speed of the record.

It's just depending on the two-step that you're going to get. My man was like, is that Joe? I was like, is there a light-skinned guy dancing awkwardly by himself? Yeah, that's Joe. Then that is fucking Joe. That is Joe.

Well, what do y'all think? I was going to sit there and wait for the dance floor to get full? I respect that. Come on. That's the fucking problem nowadays. It is.

Everybody's too cool. Yeah. So yeah, there was one point where Precious was really giving it up to, I think it was Back That Ass Up Juvenile. And then Rory wants to walk by

and stand directly in my fucking view path to Precious. I said, Rory, would you by and stand directly in my fucking view path to Precious. I said, Rory, would you get the fuck out of my way? I'm trying to look at Precious, drop it like it's hot. No, you said, yo, yo, you fucking Precious' flow up right now.

Yeah, for real. Precious was, you know what I mean? And I commend that, like just not giving a fuck and just dancing. Who cares? You're having fun. You're having a good time.

So that was a highlight for me. Who else? What else was a highlight? Mogul talk on the stairs looked pretty fire. I got to watch you. I don't know if you're being funny. No, I'm serious. I was inspired.

Were you inspired? I was inspired. Good. That's what we aim to do. Did you feel black excellence? Yeah. I started cleaning the house and shit. I couldn't just...

Well, no. Hey, let me just say, I said to Rory over the weekend, I think we need a word for our white friends that support black excellence. We need a word for it. We do. We do have a word for it. What? Culture vultures.

Damn. Oh, my God. Well. All right. That's what I am. Well, Jesus God. Well. All right. That's what I am. Well, Jesus. Awkward. Yeah, let me get that mauve drop in there.

Is that how you feel in 2018? Just saying. I meant like the people that support us in a good, friendly way. Not the people that exploit us. Culture voters support us. No, they exploit us and take advantage of us. I wasn't necessarily referring to them. And I don't think that's solely a white thing.

Let me be clear. I know a whole bunch of black culture vultures. No, we have another word for them. What's that? Coons. I'm going to sit this one out. Is that what that word is? Yeah, hey.

Yo, Marlon's been trying to make us a real Black Panther podcast in the last two months. I will say that. What you mean? You're, like, extra woke. No, I'm extra honest. I mean the people that we're friends with that support us in our Black excellence. All right, never mind, man. Just forget it.

We can be friends with coons and culture vultures. I'm friends with everybody. What else happened at the buff party that was fun? Khaled gave me a really inspirational talk, man. Dope. Oh, man. Nothing like starting the new year off with a good fucking Khaled inspirational talk. I'm jealous.

I'm hating. I felt empowered. I felt like ready to work. But no one there was working. Did you get any elliptical with him? No. Did you talk about mixtapes? No. I was really confused mixtapes? No.

I was really confused when that voice just came from. That's Brandon trying to grassroots us out. Shut up. Hey, Brandon, shut up over there, all right? Just chime in at that key moment.

It was funny when you and I were on the balcony and I tapped you. I said, I don't know if you realize it's just me, you, and Al Sharpton on this balcony right now. He had his pants on, though. So that was that was one of the greatest moments ever. I don't know how we ended up with just me, Rory, Al Sharpton and guests of his.

But boy, did his party look a lot more popping than mine and Rory's were. So now I was there with my beautiful, significant other. And and what I will say is there were a lot of women there. I saw some hoes on the Instagram. I said women. I mean, well, yeah. There were hoes there as well. There were hoes there too. But man, there was a lot of

really great looking women there. I would expect nothing less. Cassie was there more. I would expect nothing less. Cassie was there, Mo. I would think so. You're right about Cassie. I would think so. I am wrong. I would think so.

You're usually wrong when it comes to talking to me, but it's okay. It's been a hostile first episode of the year. No, no, no, no. Maul and I have argued about Cassidy for at least 10 years. She looks great in person. Really, really good. I don't even think that's it. Maul's over here.

Catch up. It's not great. I'll let y'all know who the new baddest chick is. Y'all can agree with me in 10 years. Yeah, it's not a great thing. There's another word for how she was floating she was flustered this 10 years ago she wasn't even yeah but she was a groupie 10 years ago how you doing you didn't know i know i know what bad is yeah who you want to fight

then this year man nobody why you why you just mellow what's up i'm chilling i don't want to fight nobody let me get into your mood is this a zen like thing you're doing what you mean i'm sitting here listening to the recap of the new year i didn't do shit so i can't i can't chime in your voice got some extra bassy reverb that i'm not used to nah i'm chilling man oh i will say a funny story i don't have you guys spent new year's eve with joe before in the past yeah you know joe prays at midnight i think the last four which you don't think yeah that's that's a thing for me i'm bringing the new year in on my knees in prayer pause for you idiots but yeah i'm doing it so you know like the stereotypical prayer pose maybe knees hands together eyes closed joe doesn't do that pose when he prays joe got down on his knees pause then dug his face into

his arm and into the couch so he is now laying face into the couch and everyone is walking by going oh shit joe button is fucked up yo yo you said joe is already mad drunk is that is that what they were saying about that? That is a drunk. That's why I stood in front of you because you looked nuts. You looked like you was passed out drunk at 1155. I am a jogle. Everybody walked by. Oh, shit.

That's definitely a drunk pose. Face down on the couch. Joe Bunn is done already. People are taking their phones out. Or you're praying and because the normal pose is an awkward position on the on this the way this couch is set up pause let's say i was holding my girl's hand i respect the prayers yeah she looked like that he was about to yak and she was like trying to help you she was holding your hair yeah that is probably the wrong party to look that way and that that is exactly why i stood

well the way to try to block everyone's view of you looking passed out drunk well the way i saw it i was surrounded by sinners who didn't care enough about bowing down and fucking praising the lord sin and sinners yeah exactly uh so i left i was there at 10 o'clock i i can't party i can't party hard i can't pour oh back to no back to the women being there this is what i learned oh man this is great this is great i was trying not to lock eyes with anybody in there any of the women locking eyes would have gotten you in a lot of trouble in that in that party i'm sure and and also because i won't let the women off the hook here women over the years and i'll say this is over a decade's worth of work from women now you

guys have totally ruined and misinterpreted what locking eyes with a man in the club means honestly and i don't think this should continue to go on uh unaddressed i shouldn't feel guilty locking eyes with a chick in the club because now she's gonna go tell her whole group chat that you were on her dick and sweating her the whole night just because you happened to glance her fucking way and y'all had that half a millisecond of locking eyes with each other and the setting and the background was real intimate

and you're dressed like you're at a wedding and so is she the music is nice, everybody's drunk, nah. They thought she was ready? That's what it means. That's what women think locking eyes mean in a club. You're ready. I wasn't ready.

And I didn't want to get beat up by looking at any of the women in that fucking party. You ain't fooling me. Smart. You got to go home with your girl. Smart. I love how Rory's just extra quiet. Yeah, Rory. Yeah, come on, Rory.

Let me tell it. No, Rory, I'm not. Yeah, nigga, you was there. A lot of the women there that I did talk to all did a lot of things. That's when I asked, you know, in conversation. What do you do? You hit them with the what do you do? It was just brought up in conversation.

I think they might have asked me, and then I didn't have anything to say because I don't do anything at the moment. A lot of women do a lot of things. Well, I'm currently unemployed. Yo, me and Rory bodied the unemployed look there. I will say that. We was the sharpest unemployed niggas in the building. You look snazzy. We put on for everyone

that waits in line at government buildings for their paycheck. Yeah, puff dressed me. I'm not normally that far. Y'all know I would've fucked that. I'd have had some fucking tuxedo sweats. I would've been in there laced and wouldn't have cared neither. And wouldn't have cared.

But everybody who was anybody was in this party. And the party just seemed to get stronger. I was leaving at four. And the rush was getting there at four. And that's when, as I'm getting in my car, Trey Songz wants to have one of those. Yo, man, you in sin. I really like how y'all developed and grew and matured. And y'all really doing the family things responsible, yo.

It's love. But he's got at least 90 women behind him. He's standing there like Trey Songz, you are the last person on earth to be telling anybody that you're proud of how they have matured and grown to be responsible in their relationship. But whatever, I really appreciate it. The silk shirt was real nice. Everybody was dressed well, too. I'll say that. Everyone looked amazing.

Round of applause for how people look. Let me turn it down because that really annoyed me last week when the volume was too loud. To all the people that killed me for playing devil's advocate, Puff personally came up to me and said he liked it and said we need more friends

like Rory. So fuck all y'all. I'm playing devil's advocate. I don't believe that for a fucking second. Wait a minute, Joe was right there. No, I wasn't. It was the three of us

at the top of the stairs. Do you think I'm ever owned up to anything I was right there for in support of my friend? No. No, not at all. But I did learn the truth.

Damn. Damn it. I forgot what I learned it i forgot what i learned i forgot what i learned but anyway shout out to everybody today that was a lot of fun good to be back home in nine nine degree weather back to getting it out the mud yes mall i hate to start the new year with some old shit but we failed to address this with you, and I assume this happened last year. Now, for a while, I spent a good minute trying to figure out why you insisted that Khloe Kardashian was a friend of the show, outside of her just being a really cool woman. But you were actually on one of these episodes of the Kardashians. I saw you there, and you were toasting in the name of love. So we never discussed that here,

but was that indeed you on that episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians? What season and episode number is it, so we can reference? I don't know. It was last summer. Not the summer that just passed, the summer before for her birthday. No, this was last month in my story.

No, you probably just told me it's your last month. No, I said in my story, this probably just needed your last month this was last i said in my story this has to be very recent to make it fun all right so this was for her birthday she had a birthday party at uh dave and buster's in la and you were one of the people that she called to toast with her well we was all standing there and we said let's have a toast it was her birthday so we did a toast you don't think that's something that you should tell your friends so they could support you and watch the episode? No. Tweet about it. Why?

I don't know. This wasn't something to, what was I going to say? Hey, watch the Kardashians. Yeah. Yeah. Hit the group chat. That's exactly what you should say. No.

Me? You know I'm not saying that. Me? Maul? No. So you just wanted to surprise us with it. I didn't want y'all to ever see it but you did it

because it was a real thing like we were really at the party having a good time I wasn't trying to be on camera and be seen did you sign your release form everybody that walked in had to oh okay

so you'd like be in Calabasas and shit we have to learn more about him in 2018 why i think it's so much fun not knowing anything about him what did you say at the toast yeah now you know you said some harlem bullshit no i didn't say i don't i can't even remember we just kind of just did it till i said happy birthday and just kind of just had a toast to her birthday and just took a shot it wasn't really like a long speech and we said at dave and buster's it was like fun shit what kind of shot was it david dave and buster's 1942 i believe okay that's wild yeah uh berg how you doing how you doing i'm well can you hear me loud and clear very clear happy new year to you sir happy new year to you too brother i think in 2018 i want

to start making these random phone calls a thing on this podcast um we're live on the podcast so don't say anything incriminating okay i got you i'll try mall mall rory parks the whole gang is here would you like to say happy New Year to Maul in particular? Oh, yeah, for sure. Mr. Supreme was cracking. I thought you'd be on Fairfax right now. How you feeling? Happy New Year to you too, man.

What's up, man? I don't do the stalling. What's up, man? I'm hearing things, man. I'm hearing things. Berg, Berg, listen. I told Maul that we wanted to talk to him. No, you told me I had to go to homie court. No, I told him. So give me the theme music. Full of theme music. Let's do it. I told Maul that we wanted to talk to him. No, you told me I had to go to homey court.

No, I told him. So give me the theme music. Full of theme music, y'all. Let's do it. I told Maul. My counselor couldn't be here today. I'm going to represent myself again. I can't do the theme music.

I'm the Teflon Don. No charges stick to me. Now, last year, and this is Maul, this is going to act as sort of an intervention. Because Berg called me yesterday with some troubling information but it wasn't a surprise because you spent all of last year underneath uh underneath unsuspecting women's instagram pages letting off the like hammer oh yeah would you say that that is true or false that's what i do it's like records they weren't suspecting no They weren't suspecting? No, they weren't suspecting. And that's my charge.

And then Berg called with similar questions. So I'm going to give it to you, Berg. Pause so you can talk to Maul, right? All right, cool. Hey, Maul, why are you shooting like Steph Curry? You shoot them likes like Curry. In fourth quarter, down by three. What's going on?

Yeah, that's what you do. You miss all of the shots you don't take. I'm going to let this clip go. No, we're leaving out the important part, man. What's the important part? You can't just leave a bunch of likes under OPP. OPP? OPP.

What's OPP? Oh, come on. You heard the song come on mall don't waste our time on the stand other people's pussy or property

was the clean version today they would kill Tretch they would kill Tretch today for saying that fucking blasphemy

so whose property did I leave a like on I wanna know one thing how does the like thing work right so you shoot a like if she shoots you a couple likes back like that's all the ultimate like yo come holla at the dms or like what's the protocol on that you know what i'm saying you're breaking down for us now there's there's no protocol if you see something you like it you like it it ain't no it ain't no protocol it's not like no hidden cryptic message behind it well

listen i'm close to mary but what if it was like with somebody that i was engaging with and like trying to build dialogue with like and yeah i just go there and i see you liking i like the picture all right i don't like her all right we got snuffed this i like hey berg berg i think we got to the bottom of this y'all sound like hold oniggas sound like, hold on. I might have to bring y'all niggas up. Y'all sound like y'all cuffing. Yeah. Oh, man. Y'all niggas is crazy. Yes, yes.

Y'all niggas can't cuff. Wait, you the nigga that missed the cuffing memo. Y'all niggas is cuffing? Berg, I know you ain't cuffing, Berg. What? Berg, you ain't cuffing. Oh, you don't click Berg's Insta live. Nah, Berg, you ain't cuffing, man. Unfortunately, me and my girl parted ways on the years he's at the ball dropping

so i'm back in these streets all right you you you wait all right time out time everybody relax for two seconds before this conversation progresses parks are you a cougher yeah are you a cougher yes i love new chris brown are you my hoes I love. Y'all niggas is crazy. Pardon me, Maul. Don't try to influence the room. All right. New Chris Brown. Are you a cougher?

Savon, that's a yes. Savon, are you a cougher? Yes. Brandon has been cuffed since 91. All right, all right, all right. Relax, relax. Y'all niggas is crazy. So what I'm saying to you, Maul, is-

Berg ain't no cougher. I don't believe that. Berg is the- Nah. Berg is a cougher. Nah. Berg isul, is... Berg ain't no cuffer. I don't believe that. Berg is the... Nah. Berg is a cuffer. Nah. Berg is a tricker. Berg ain't no...

Berg is all of the things that you think is not cool, but it works. Rich niggas is playing different out here. Nah, man. Berg, you ain't tricking Berg. I know Berg ain't tricking. I know he ain't tricking. I'm a great six weeks, Maul. I'm amazing six weeks.

That's all I got in me for the cuff. See? Man, that shit hurt my heart, man. Cuffing is an experience. Cuffing is illegal. It is an experience. That is illegal. No, it's not, Moe.

It is illegal to cuff something. You still playing on 90s rules. It's illegal. I don't give a fuck what year it is. It's illegal to cuff something. That is illegal. Cuffing is in. How old is Moe?

I don't know. That's illegal. You can't cuff something that's everybody's property. No, yes you can. No, you cannot. And they're looking for it. No, they're not. They're looking for a come up. Yeah, which starts with a cuff.

All this is coming from the dude who can't have a friend and all that other shit. I heard the last podcast. That's if it's my girl. If it's my girl, yeah. If it's just a chick on the ground. So which one is it? You can't even speak for that

because you're not cuffing. No, Berg, listen. If it's your girlfriend, that's understandable. You're supposed to cuff your girlfriend. I'm talking about if it's just attractive women on the internet

and you just happen to have some type of... You have her number or something. You can't cuff that. This nigga's crazy. You cannot cuff cuff that what fucking planet am i on you cannot cuff a girl that is not your girl those little two-week if you like her like that make her your girlfriend that's when she's off the market what is wrong with me what's wrong with you nigga how do you cuff something that's not yours i'm sorry You know what that's called? That's called kidnapping Hold on, hold on, no, no, no That's called kidnapping

You can't cuff what's not yours No, I want to get into this topic This is like a mistake topic But I want to get into this Y'all niggas is crazy Hey, Berg, I'm calling you after this We got to have a talk, man Yeah, yeah, call me

No, no, no, hold up While I have you on the phone What's up with this This Jeremiah and fucking Ty Dolla project That y'all been promoting for seven months? It's my time. 21 songs of greatness.

Produced. Yeah, A1 produced every song on the record along with our co-producers. We got features from Chris Brown. Oh, you do this promo show. I was going to say. You do this promo show too well. Now it sounds like we planned this and I didn't. You're great.

We definitely didn't plan it. We didn't plan it, but I'm leaking it. I'm trying to do good for my brothers, but it's coming out February, All-Star weekend, and I'm mixing it up. Black excellence. Black excellence. Live, King. Live.

Flourish, King. I want you to get yours, all you deserve. Man, me too, man. I'm happy for you Bruh I'm mad I ain't come to Miami man Damn

Yeah nah It was cool Don't worry I'm coming to LA on Thursday Sin don't know it yet though Oh alright Well shit I'll see you at the studio

On Thursday You know it then Love nigga Alright One Maul Y'all niggas is crazy Honestly

Let's talk about this for real Y'all niggas is crazy Cause in 2018 I about this for y'all niggas is crazy because in 2018 i don't care what year it is you can't cuff something that's not yours period i don't give a fuck what you niggas is talking about i don't care who you never did like a little two-week relationship cuff no nigga you can't cuff if that's the point make it your girl take her off the market i don't want to do that though then you can't tell another nigga not to like who you like, nigga. But I'm not telling another nigga. I'm telling you. You can't tell me nothing.

If it's not your girl, you can't tell me nothing about another female. Don't even have a conversation with me. But why? Because that's not your girl. But you're my friend. Nah, but that's still not your girl. I don't want to talk about no women that ain't your girlfriend. If she's not your girlfriend, don't pull me to the side.

Don't tell me nothing about her. Take her off the market if you want her to yourself. Period. That's how it's always been, nigga. Yeah, but what if he's trying to holler at him? I don't give a fuck about none of that. If it's not your girl, don't talk to me about no female. Period.

I don't know what y'all niggas are talking about. I don't care who y'all calling for. Yeah. Hit it again, nigga. No, warrior. Yeah. Right it again, nigga. Right. Put some reverb on that shit, man. How you be getting all that shit, man. What other beliefs do you have that I need to know about?

I have a lot of beliefs. Tell me some more. You cannot tell me, yo, why you liking this girl's picture. What you mean? No, we got that one. I want to hear some more of your beliefs. About what? Some more about life, nigga.

Some more. I mean, shit, nigga. I mean, we on the topic right now. Y'all niggas can't tell me that y'all going to cuff something that's not yours. That's not cool. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. You can't cuff something that's not yours.

All right, well, give me some more, though. Any more that you rolling into 2018 with? It depends on how I'm feeling. Yo, all right, so let's talk about some more old shit since we're here. Azalea Banks clapped at me. Yeah, she killed you. She got you out of here? Let me get some gunshots going for Azalea.

Some low shots because, I mean, they weren't effective. I don't know. I think she killed you. Now, because this is Maul's people, I got to get right back to Maul. Maul, do I need you to squash this for me? Azalea banks is my people's how's that my people's i don't know i was introduced to her uh in good favor from you wait like i've been introduced to many people in good favor from you because you

you are up on things i said yeah i think she's talented i think she gets in her own way a lot um but i don't i don't know her personally azalea banks is trying desperately to be inserted into the barbie tribe right i think that's safe to say she's being courted into uh no she's not the barbies she's not being courted she's just inserting herself uh and that's fine i'm not mad at her uh the insult was that I've been begging for a Jay-Z verse my entire career. I mean, you have. Azalea Banks, let me be the first person to tell you, you are absolutely correct.

I still want a Jay-Z verse and a Rockefeller chain. I didn't think there was any shame in that. Yeah, that's fair. I didn't think there was shame in really begging for that's fair i didn't think there was shame in and really begging for a jay-z verse especially when i came in the game so i want to commend azalea banks for that amazing shade and i want to commend myself for working myself into a position where that's the shade yeah all the shit you've done that's not too bad that you wanted a whole verse um what else is really important that's old?

Cardi and Offset, we left, and then all that shit started happening. Do you guys care? Did we talk about that last week? I think we did. All right, so I don't care then. Was there any resolve there? Are they broken up? Are they back together?

I saw when it happened, and then nothing after that. It's been quiet. I don't know, but I been quiet I don't know but I mean I don't really care Cardi has made it a point to say that she's going to continue to rap about homeboy

and that's it what I will say is she is playing herself into a very dangerous trap in the event that things don't work out that's true man

Spanish girls fall harder than anybody when the breakup is bad yeah I don't like how I be saying shit to be dead true and it be so true that the whole room Man, Spanish girls fall harder than anybody when the breakup is bad. Yeah, I don't like how I be saying shit to be dead true, and it be so true that the whole room get quiet, because y'all don't want to get incriminated. What's going on with y'all?

Y'all have all had bad breakups with Spanish women, and everybody's quiet, like I said, some unlawful shit. They're just passionate. That's all. All right. Whatever. Oh, Tiana Taylor looked great, too. I'm on Shumpert. I don't want any beef.

She just looked really great. You have to say that, because I'm on and stepping the niggas over them Instagram comments. See? As you should. See? See what? More. That's his wife.

The fuck are you talking about? He can absolutely step to somebody over Instagram comments about his wife and his child's mother. Here you go with logic. If that was just a girl he liked and he stepped to me, I'd tell him, man, get the fuck out of here, man. You can't step to a nigga over a girl that's not your girl, bro. Yeah, you can. Yes, you can.

Y'all niggas is- Yes, you can. Y'all niggas, then I'm the only nigga that's- Where have you been? I'm on a different planet, man. Then I'm on a different- I wish a nigga would step to me over a girl that's not your girl. I agree with Moe, but I just know the world we live in.

Step to me about a girl that's not his girl. It happens all the time. Roy has 100% been stepped to. About a chick? Absolutely. This is the first time I've ever been asked about women that's not like a nigga's girl. Right here. Today.

In this room. That is not true, Mo. Who? That is not true. Nobody has ever asked me about a girl that wasn't their girl. And I'm not letting this topic dominate the conversation because you just nuts. But that is not true. Nobody has ever asked me about a girl that wasn't their girl. And I'm not letting this topic dominate the conversation because you just nuts. But that is not true. Nobody has ever approached me about a woman or liking a chick's picture that wasn't their girl.

Nobody has ever done that before. Listen, I agree that those are the rules. I'm just telling you they're not being followed. Oh, well, then that's a different. Now, that's a different. I agree. That's different. But first, I was saying that that was the rule that you can cuff a girl that's not yours. Oh, no then that's a different... Now that's a different... I agree. That's different. But first y'all was saying

that that was the rule. That you can cuff a girl that's not yours. Oh no, I think you can. Y'all niggas is crazy. You've never done a fake cuff before to get all the benefits

of a relationship and not actually date the girl? No. That's great for like three weeks. You're missing what I'm saying, bro. I'm talking about... That's cuffing though. I'm talking about you asking

another man, yo, why you liking her picture? No, that is wild Yeah a like A like is Not really a Wait but where was this energy When this nigga Berg Was just on the phone

Cause y'all niggas had me Feeling like I was the only nigga That like felt like That was crazy I was letting Berg get his shit up You been liking his hoes pictures No I'm all his accessories Who's his hoes

Whoever the fuck they are He ain't supposed to tell you I don't know He's supposed to tell you That's the point I don't know You don't know who your hoes I don't know. He's supposed to tell you. That's the point. I don't know. You don't know who your hoes are? I don't know who Berg's hoes are.

But you just said it don't matter if you know. It don't. Then what do I matter? No, because at least I got to know. If I know, like, I don't know who his hoes are. Like, Berg got, I mean, I don't, well, he's single now. He got a lot of hoes. Oh, yeah, all right.

I'm off of this now. He's telling. Now he's snitching. I'm just saying he's single now. He's single. He's oh yeah all right i'm off of this now he's telling now he's snitching i'm saying he's single now he's single he's single he just said he's single he said he just got single a couple days ago you need time to accumulate he's single he's single he's single he's on the gram with his every time i look up bird got a bunch of bitches running around in his house man well when are you going to at least acquiesce to the new trend of couples being in you don't care about that like i don't know couple you miss what I'm saying. If that's your girl.

That's a new question. I'm off that. I'm off that. If that's your girl, great. No, I'm asking you about what your romantic plans are for 2018. Couples is cool. I'm not against being in a relationship.

If you got a girl, that's cool. Girl, couples is cool. Yeah, that's cool. Couples is cool, but you can't ask me about me liking a girl's picture that's not your girl. I'm done with you.

On to more important things. So last week. No, that is important though last week somehow i ended up in in a uh swankish uh harlem condominium having a really great conversation with uh steve stout asap ferg and dapper dan What a name drop podcast we're doing today. You think so? Yeah, it's been a lot of name dropping. A lot of the Jogles drop names, man.

Oh my God. I'm just telling you. You don't know. I don't want to. You wouldn't know. It's above you. Thank God. I'm trying to get into that. Let's have a conversation. So, no, the conversation was about so much great things. I wanted

to take a picture of it, but I was soaking up so much G that I didn't get to do that, right? So I just bring that up to say, you know, and this is an indictment against my friends. You know, I was feeling real inspired when I spoke to Steve Stout and Dapper Dan. You know, I was feeling really empowered. Same inspired when I spoke to Steve Stout and Dapper Dan. I was feeling really empowered.

Same way when I talk to Puff, I feel real good about myself. My self-esteem is raised, and I start feeling like I can do. I'm just capable of doing anything. You can, Joe. Andre Harrell, all the people that you grow up. You really just dropped the names. No, there's a few names that I'm going to purposely leave out of this.

Okay. But my point is, the way that they inspire me, I would like to inspire my friends, but the problem is, it's having an opposite effect amongst you guys, and y'all are not really accepting of my new career path of being a jogle.

Now, when I was rapping and you guys were dismissive of my rap talent, it was okay. I have to put my foot down now. Air horn. I will not allow certain disrespect anymore. Sorry, Mo. That's how I'm giving it up for 28. What disrespect? Any of it.

Shut the fuck up. Anything that I don't think would be allowable at Bad Boy. Bad Boy. Yo, we're at Park's Crib and you're talking about Bad Boy. We're not at Bad Boy.

Puff was once at a Park's crib. You have to start somewhere, Brandon. But my point is, you know, it's having an opposite effect and all my friends just shit on me and curse me out every time I try to say some encouraging and inspiring shit. Sin's giving me a lot of lip. I'm getting a lot of back lip. She's not acting like Cassie. She's acting like Sassy. Yep.

I'm going to give it away. Cassie would never speak to Puff in the manner in which Sin has been speaking to me lately. Because you're not Puff. I know. But Puff was once not Puff. Nah, he was always Puff. Yeah. He was kind of always Puff.

Well, whatever. You can't. My point is. You've been a cranky fuck for 25 fucking years. You can't just now be positive at 38 years old. It just doesn't sound right. We just laugh when you do it. Damn, I want to summon all the lines from Hov and Kanye where they reference,

do you want me to stay the same? What do you think I rap for to push a fucking rap for yep yep yep Ho's got a bunch of those lines too look

everybody wanna get quiet and not support me on my entrepreneurship I'm cool bro I gotta learn how to say entrepreneurship faster and cooler than that

but that's fine you guys don't need to support me it's okay no we're supportive of all your two step videos all your two-step videos.

All your sitting on steps with Puff. It's great, man. It just doesn't sound right coming from you. How are you going to tackle unemployment in 2018? I got some things lined up. I got some meetings tomorrow. I'm actually happy this holiday shit is over. That was like two weeks of me really wanting to. That shit was fucking brutal. It felt longer this year.

I'm happy people are back to work. You're going to get with some people and build. Definitely going to link and build. You're going to link. Definitely link and build. I was definitely networking at Puffs. Were you? Yeah, business cards.

Rory looked real good to be unemployed, man. He did. That suit didn't look like it was from Zara at all. It wasn't from Zara. I know, but I just remember you were trying to get to Zara. Yeah, it was going to be my first stop. Z just remember you were trying to get to zara yeah i was gonna be my first stop to because that's zara suits you don't need to really get tailored i needed something quick so i actually went to top shop okay which was yeah it was a good investment

everyone needs a nice black suit if you're trying to get a job yeah or period um uh oh and salt bay salt bay had a great burgers i was definitely networking by the grill. Oh, yeah, Salt Bae was there. I don't want to refer to him that way. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. That's the only name I know him of from the internet. What is his real name? Okay.

Y'all want to talk music, or you want to get into something else first? That Drake and Wayne freestyle seemed to have the whole group chat pretty excited. Boy, you guys were lighting it up in there. You guys were really anxious for some new Wayne and Drake Freestyles. Joe Budden. It's back to Joe Budden. This is great. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm just saying. That's why we don't believe all your positive shit. Well, hold up. Parks, you're in the group chat. I am. I was commenting about the freestyle as well. But that's not what I'm referring to. Was there a lot of activity at this particular moment? There was.

Yeah, you guys were really excited. Don't be ashamed of your excitement. It was good to hear. It was... All right, hold up. Before we finish this, let me let everyone know, me and Drake are cool, man. It's over.

Not squashed it? Oh, man. Ball. This nigga's crazy. It's over Oh man This nigga's crazy This nigga's absolutely out of his mind Go ahead bro Carry on Relationships are important when you're being a jogle I hear you

Networking I've been telling this nigga this for seven years What has he been telling me? And now all of a sudden he has the info How has he been telling nigga this for seven years. What has he been telling me? And now all of a sudden he has the info. How has he been telling me that for seven years? I've been trying to tell you to network and be cool with niggas and build relationships for seven years. I'm Wall's only friend. No, you're not.

But I've been trying to tell you that for seven years. All of a sudden, a trip to Miami, now you come back and you have everything I've been saying is like clicking now. Khaled said some shit to this dude, man. Khaled. See, that's corny. I don't like that. Khaled's words hold a lot more weight than Maul. No, I don't like that.

I don't like that. Oh, here we go. I can't even get my joke. I'm about to get my shit off. I don't like that. All right, let's hear it. I don't like that. You can't have a talk with niggas you just met last week and all of a sudden your life has changed.

Sure you can. What? I said you can. No, you cannot. Why? That's crazy. Niggas that's with you for seven, eight, nine,

ten plus years telling you shit. All of a sudden a nigga you just met in 48 hours tell you something and you come back so enlightened.

I wasn't a jogle before. Man, get the fuck out of here. What? You gotta stop. I wasn't a jogle. Get the fuck out of here. I was just rapping. That's bullshit

oh man but I'm happy you got the message but just know that niggas have been giving you these messages for years that's all I'm saying

acknowledge that just acknowledge that right or wrong it's about timing right or wrong fuck the timing right or wrong

yeah okay that's all I need yeah I will give Maul his credit Maul told me to call Wayne and ass

I tell you I tell you to call any nigga in squad shit no I mean just talk to people yeah network squad shit that beef ain't really a beef

just reach out all of this shit I've been telling you like yo this is how you get places this is how you do shit niggas these niggas that said I was at the party with Puff

a lot of them niggas don't even like Puff. Who doesn't like Puff? A lot of them niggas that was there at his New Year's party, don't they talk a lot of shit about Puff? Believe you me. I don't know. But they're not going to do it to his face because where's the value in that? Oh, no, I want people to talk about me behind my back. Where's the value?

But see, this is what I'm saying, though. But this is what I was trying to tell you. Don't talk about me in front of my face while I'm at a Puff party. There are certain places that I want you to talk about me in front of my face. In certain places, I don't. Puff's house is one of those places. But this is what I've been trying to tell you for years. You're like, I don't fuck with them.

You don't got to fuck, but you don't got to let them know you don't fuck with them. For business purposes, that's what the industry is it's all fake shit i did mean to go have a conversation with lenny yes i did mean to and what happened it's a party okay so but but what i was trying to tell you about lenny nigga just niggas think you got beef all the time that's your stigma like you always got an issue i don't even like that word stigma stigma. That is. But that is though. Don't say stigma to me. But that's your stigma.

Niggas think that you... That's old. That's old, Mo. No, that's not. No, that's not. You think that's current? Yeah, it's still happening. The Migos just made a song

telling you he's a hater. What are you talking about? That's current. Niggas currently feel that way about you, that you're a hater. That's three people, which is really kind of like one.

That's only three people saying it. they move is one so I'm counted as one okay but that's what that's just them saying it oh the niggas feel like that trust me they do all right well let me let everyone know Joe is about love in 2018 now you about love yes now about love celebrity whore to everyone no let's flick don't do this let's flick itore too flicking it up with everyone no let's take a flick don't do this yo let's flick it up fam damn you linked up

with mad people no I never would have thought Joe was kind of being a celebrity hoe at this shit I have one picture with Cassie

that's the only picture I have flick it up yeah yeah wait yo what is up with this new thing

the new things that we should be ashamed of yes I asked Cassie for a pic and I got it there's a lot of people that asked and didn't get it alright yeah fucking Rory I didn't ask anyone to take a pic

Rory didn't ask Biz for a picture it's just the pictures we were asking for was different you was asking Biz Elliot Wilson that's funny Nori I was asking Cassie

that's funny you know those the likes it was good to see Nori though that was great Nori's hilarious Nori's hilarious

listen off to more important things are we boycotting let me ask you this since you want to be extra woke in 2018 are we boycotting Black Panther

I see a lot of people on that wave. Wait, why? Because Michael B. Jordan likes white girls. Wait, so you boycott the whole movie? That's what they're saying. Throw the whole movie away. Why are they saying Michael B. Jordan likes white girls?

Because he's been pictured with a white girl. What do you think? He flicked it up. A deep dive on Michael B. Jordan. That nigga's definitely fucking black women, too. Maul will tell everybody's business. No, I won't. I'm just saying.

He's definitely. You don't think he's fucking black women? I don't know who he's fucking. He's definitely fucking black women. All right. Well, maybe who he's with is a white woman. So there's a certain group of people that are angry at him. So there are just light mentions of boycotting the movie.

I don't agree with it. I'm just asking. People are stupid, man. I'm not boycotting that movie because he's dating a white girl he's not even the lead character in the movie i was gonna say if he was the lead that'd be different but he's like i don't know if it would be different i don't even if it was even if he was the lead who gives a fuck wait how do we know he's not the lead he's not because he's not the black panther but he's black and he's in it so he's one of the leads no he's not the Black Panther. This movie is all about highlighting black superheroes.

It's what Puff is doing. So you're a black superhero? So you're Michael B. Jordan, the bad boy? Yes, and as my two white friends that support me, watch how the joke progresses from here. Yeah, yeah, I am. Uncomfortable race comment. Uncomfortable race comment. Anyway, fuck. fuck all right so y'all not

boy uh boycotting black panther y'all are going to see black i can't wait for it to come out all right uh what about uh are we boycotting dave chappelle's new stand-up that dropped that i have not seen yet because i was in miami but uh they're killing him apparently for these well they're attempting to kill him for the transgender jokes that he made. Yeah. Well, no, no, that was last time. And now they're killing him again. And this time too.

And his support of Kevin Spacey and Louis C.K. It wasn't support, it was jokes. Sensitive people just shouldn't be near comedy, period. They shouldn't be able to comment on it. I don't understand that. I don't understand that i don't understand that thing now that people are getting so offended by what comedians are saying that shit is the dumbest shit in the world to me like and it's not like chapelle's not like making like dick jokes

and like fart jokes these like are really well thought out intellectual things yo listen the world is too sensitive now man all right well what i will say uh and i've been saying that the world is too sensitive for quite some time, but it's just been a losing battle. There are more and more sensitive people being born by the second. But what I will say is when I read this article published by Nylon, I want to give credit here in case they get backlash. I want them to receive it, not me. When I read this, I chuckled. I just chuck chuckled so i'll read it this says at first i along uh with a lot of other people was really excited to see dave chappelle had released two new comedy specials

on new year's eve but unfortunately that excitement quickly turned into disappointment after hearing some of his tone deaf jokes in one of his sets released on Netflix, Chappelle addresses the myriad, myriad? What's this word? Myriad. Yeah, I thought it was myriad. This myriad sexual harassment, the myriad sexual harassment allegations against Louis C.K.,

only he doesn't take the side of the victims. Instead, he calls one accuser, Abby Kashashkashkanaimer, I don't know her name, a brittle-ass spirit, and says the allegations make him laugh. All right. That's like the little opening monologue. But this is when they get into what he said. One lady said Louis C.K. masturbating in front of me ruined my comedy dreams, Chappelle says of Shkatchner. Word. Well, then I dare say, madam madam you may never you may have never had a dream

come on man that's a brittle spirit that is a brittle ass spirit that is too much this grown ass woman in chapelle's world women should expect men to jerk off on them at work it's just a part of chasing your dreams now he never said that let dreams. Now, he never said that. Let me point that out. He never said that men should be able to jerk off on women at work. He never said that. And I never saw this,

but in what they just quoted from him, he never said that. He also mentioned Shkatner's claims that CK masturbated on the phone with her. I know that sounds fucked up. This is a quote.

I know that sounds fucked up. I'm not supposed to say that, but one of these ladies was like lewis ck was masturbating while i was on the phone with him chapelle says bitch you don't know how to hang up a phone how the fuck are you going to survive in show business if this is an actual obstacle to your dreams end quote what do you guys think of that? It's a joke. I did laugh. I'm curious what this person that wrote this article, if they laughed at jokes about other things.

Like you can't laugh at everything and then when it gets to something you're sensitive about, it's no longer funny. Like you can't pick and choose just what hurts you. Right. Like that's not how comedy works yeah i don't think that any of these jokes are victim shaming they're also jokes and we should be able to joke about things well i guess that's where it gets tricky but i still don't think this is victim shaming no because that's what they'll say they'll say you're joking uh at the expense of someone who went through a very traumatic experience. They're certainly insensitive, but that's the fucking point of comedy, I think.

Some brands of comedy, at least. Well, you can't handle show business if you don't know how to hang up the phone when something's happening on the other line that shouldn't be happening. That's true. Right? It's going to be a tough road. But even on top of that, to Park's point, that's the part of comedy. You're supposed to make jokes of shit that's not inappropriate. Your voice comes in mad random.

I need an alert. I need something before you come in with just words. All right. In another bit, Chappelle makes fun of trans people. Start quote. You know who hates me the most? The transgender community, he says. I didn't realize how bad it was. These motherfuckers are really mad about that last Netflix special.

He continues. It's tough, man. I don't know what to do about it because I like them. I always have never had a problem with them, you know, just fucking around. And a matter of fact, I think i make fun of everybody and i mean as a group of people they have to admit it's kind of fucking hilarious man i'm sorry bro end quote that seems sounds like an apology it's funny though yeah it is funny i saw both specials i mean i'm not a sensitive person or transgender or been masturbated on by Louis C.K. so I don't know

if I'm allowed to say what's being offensive and what's not but I thought he said I haven't been masturbated on by Louis C.K. that begs the question

no keep going what are you gonna ask no no never mind I won't do it I won't do it but I didn't see anything in there

that was like super it was all in good fun and spirit it wasn't crazy I won't even say it's comedy it's just comedy

but have y'all seen the special? Can anybody tell me about it? Is it good? I saw both of them. You have mad time. Yeah, word. Nigga, get busy. Get busy.

Get it. Are you done? Yes. They were both great. I am a big comedy fan, so I was a little nervous. Usually specials take years, at minimum a year to do, and Chappelle has put out four in six months. Yeah, but he jerked us on those last few specials.

No pun intended. I thought the last two were funny. No. I liked them. They were crazy. I think these two are better. I think there was a lot of old content, old material on the last two and i that took away from the punch for me i feel you um but i am anxious to see the new ones they're great and uh when i was watching it

and the second one chapelle is like literally sitting down the whole time in a really small place has anyone done show business or their career better than dave chapelle he collected 60 million dollars to sit on a stool and talk to uh 50 people oh bill o'reilly's got him beat by far bill o'reilly behaved inappropriately and walked with like 100 yeah well uh i was i don't can't think of anyone that's done their career exactly how they wanted to do it on their terms better than Dave Chappelle. Didn't want to do a show anymore. Walked away. You might be right.

Took some time. Raised his kids. Came back for $60 million to do four specials. It's not a might be. He is right. Which is why I don't understand why Rory's just saying shit that we're all going to agree with. Yeah, nigga. Dave Chappelle did it the best.

Give us something to fight about or argue about. No, we just did it that That's why it was edited Alright fine What else What else I don't know anything That's happening in sports So I won't talk about sports

Wait did y'all give me New Year's resolutions Did y'all give me What y'all are doing different I don't do that really Y'all make me what y'all are doing different? I don't do that, really. Y'all make resolutions? I make reservations.

Jesus Christ. You know what? I make resolutions. I make reservations. I'm so tired of everybody. Joe, what is your New Year's resolution? I want to go last. I want to go last. I want to go last. I don't want to go last. I want to go last. I want to go last.

I don't want to go first. So y'all want me to go first? I want to go first. I don't care. You want to make more reservations. You already said yours. Well, I don't really make resolutions. I want to stop.

I want to get out of my comfort zone more. Okay. I want to be more comfortable in 2018. Oh, that's right in line with the plans I had for you. You know what I'm saying? I want to be uncomfortable. I want it to be. Last year, I learned a lot about myself.

When I step out of my comfort zone, I'm pretty good in that area. For a long time, I've always stayed there where I was comfortable with. But I learned that being outside of my comfort zone, I'm actually good in that area. And for a long time, I've always stayed there where I was comfortable with. But I learned that being outside of my comfort zone, I'm actually good in that area too. Well, what happened that made you learn that? That I'm good outside of my comfort zone? Yeah. I tried different things. I tried different things that I normally wouldn't, and it wasn't that bad, and it worked.

I met a lot of dope people. a lot of made a lot of good relationships We met we met it was dope a lot of people met a lot of good people Kardashians They're cool Yeah, but you know sometimes you just got to step outside of your come you never know what's waiting outside of your comfort zone You know I'm saying let me go ahead get your air horn and that one bro You know you never know what's waiting outside of your comfort zone. You know what I'm saying? Let me go ahead and get your air horn on that one, bro. You never know what's waiting.

That's true. Rory, you got anything? My list is pretty dope. I don't know if I want to follow. That was pretty cool. I'm inspired. UPS ain't email you back yet, man. No, they email me all the time.

I just have to apply. So I think that's probably my... So you got to apply yourself for 2018. Yo, let me just go ahead and give you the black people go-to job, man. If your license is good, you can get a truck driver job. Don't you got to apply yourself for 2018. Yo, let me just go ahead and give you the black people go-to job, man. If your license is good, you can get a truck driver job.

Don't you got to go to school for that, though? No, no. Just get a truck and drive shit. You got to know somebody at the DMV. Get your CDL, CDR, or whatever the fuck they call it. Yeah, black people, when all else fails, you just go drive a truck. If you got felonies or anything, just drive a truck. I know that your white privilege won't let you take it there just yet, but by February,

nigga, you got to do something. I have things planned, Joe. It's just fine. Rory's Valentine's Day is about to be trash. Henny Palooza's over with. It is. On our terms. We wanted to end it.

We ended it. Hey, never know what's waiting. All right, so tell us what your New Year's resolution or plan or what you learned about yourself, how you figured out how trash you were. I don't know. Thank you. See, this is the Joe I know, not this motivational. This shit on your friends instead of inspire them.

This is why you sound nuts when you try to talk like this. I inspire you guys behind your backs. When? I speak real. You wouldn't know. It's behind your back, dickface. I can ask when, though. It's happened.

Tell me about yourself. Mad work to be done, so this shouldn't have been a long thought process. Is this a blind date? Tell me about yourself. I don't know. 18. I got shit set up. I'm excited.

We've joked on this podcast for fucking three years. We've gotten to the point where Maul's been with us longer than he hasn't been with us. So, I mean, we could have a serious moment every now and then. We're going to follow this with Park's Apple Watch and how much of a loser he is. So, don't worry about it. I had to join the club. Yeah, you bet. Yeah, this thing is trash.

Rory, is that trying to make it seem like it's, man, hard to think about changes you need to make about yourself? No, I already said I was going to save my money. I was kind of wilding at 17. I was spending a little too much. Yeah, be more financially responsible. Know where I'm putting my money. Not wasting it on bullshit.

Stay out of them places, man. Them strip clubs, man. Them whorehouses, man. You got to stay away from them places, man. Them strip clubs, man. Them whore houses, man. You got to stay away from them things, man. It's not good for you. They're really good listeners, though. Rory loves a good massage. Rory's definitely going to go to the strip club

and get a massage, guy. That'd be fire. I actually am going to do that. You're a different type of creep getting a massage in a strip club. I didn't even know they offered that. What? I'm not a strip club guy.

I've had way greater pleasures in the strip club than a massage. No, but I think that what i'm not a strip club guy i've had way greater pleasures in the strip club than a massage no but i think that if you walk in the strip club and see a guy getting a massage that's like super creepy to me let me tell you something when perfections first opened oh those little side rooms on the side is that where the side rooms were on the side yeah i didn't even know they was taping in there until... Forget it. Wait, what? They were taping in the side rooms.

That's some creepy shit. You cannot tape... What the fuck? You can't charge premium dollar and record the shit that goes on in there. That's supposed to be like the bathroom. You don't know they filming until they come in there when you about to take your pants off? I went in there with my pants on. It leaves nothing to discover.

You know exactly what we're doing here. What were we talking about before we got on Perfections? Anything important or good? New Year's resolutions. What's your resolution? Oh, Rory's trash. Yeah, what's yours? It's the same thing it's been for the past however many years.

But I think we're really going to tackle it. Now, you know what? I want to try to be more inspiring. I want to try and be more joyful. I want to try to, you know, I think the perception of me is off a bit. I think people think I'm grumpier than I am. I'm not really that grumpy. I just don't care about shit.

You don't want to be any more Migos hooks? No, I don't care about that. I love that hook. I was mad. I was mad. I didn't hear the puff party. I was waiting. I was waiting to jump on the couch and jump up and down i mean aside from that the song i mean i and i with migos i think they make a lot of dope records but that song is trash to me i don't really like that record i wanted it to be dope because

they was on you on the hook like so i wanted the song to be dope thanks but i think that song is kind of like yeah it's not that it's not that crazy i agree but i do i do like i think me goes to soup that's why when you was getting into it with them it was kind of like they dope though i like what they do they do you know i mean they stay in they they don't look like nobody they don't sound like nobody in this era you got i gotta respect that like when you sound like yourself and you're not trying to like look like nobody you do i gotta respect because now everybody want to they want to sound like yeah they want to sound like somebody else and it's like the migos sound like the migos like that's their sound that's their look like you know i'm saying they adapted that that bougie that ghetto

look like that gaudy flashy shit and but it they make it look good you know i mean and and they and they make dope music. Like, so, but this record about, you know, the whole Ice Trace shit, I don't like that record. I was really just trying to talk about the changes

that I wanted to make in my life. You said you wanted to be more inspiring and you're not grumpy, so I just had to go into that. I didn't need you to go on a whole little Migos rant.

But why don't you want to be grumpy no more? This nigga walked me into the Migos rant. I think it's working. And now he's grumpy. Because I don't think I'm grumpy. What? I don't think I'm grumpy.

What? I don't think I'm grumpy. I don't think that's an accurate depiction of me. What do you think you are? Focused. That's weird. Wait, what? I'm telling y'all.

When Puff is next to me, my words have a different reaction. Listen, man. People don't laugh when I talk. No, they laugh when you leave the room I'm your friend I'm gonna laugh in your face This is craziness Don't tell me that you think that you

Don't tell me that you had this conversation with other people Wait if Puff was next to me You would laugh at me still? Yes Who the fuck next to you? That's fine continue what you were saying So you think that the word that you've been all these years is focused Whoa

That's a great solo This nigga just switched it to all these okay so because you've been grumpy for a lot of years that's what people say that you've been grumpy that you've been a hater but you know me have i been a grumpy i'm just asking you a question no i'm not a grumpy hater okay i think you're a grumpy hater yeah me personally i don't know happier now y'all i don't know if y'all getting the jokes off or no i I'm serious. I think you are. You do hate a lot of shit that you probably shouldn't hate, that you probably should like. Like what? A lot of things.

Like what? Certain songs, certain artists. They're going to tell me what songs I should like. Yeah, because you know why? Because I can go to another record that's probably similar to that song, and you love it. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't.

Okay. Do it. I can't do it right now. I can't think of the records right now but there's definitely been some rap there's definitely been some rap songs that's come out that you've hated and then another artist to put out a record like that and you love it i've seen you do it listen let me get back to dedication six now that you say that i don't everybody just thought wayne destroyed that freestyle i wouldn't say destroyed. The one with Drake. I wouldn't say destroyed.

What do you mean by destroyed? Like in a good way or a bad way? I don't know. His flow was a little unorthodox to me. He started off a little. I went to a group chat and said, hey, what was going on with Wayne? And then Brandon and Parks didn't even allow five seconds to pass before they jumped in.

Oh, it was all fire. You didn't love it? I wouldn't go that far. And then Brandon came in supporting it. Yeah, I don't know what Mouse is saying. And then I thought, I just felt like an oddball, so I left. No. And then I went on Twitter, and everyone was like, yo, where is this Wayne

sounds hungry and inspired? And I said, well, I'm not trying to be grumpy, and I'm not trying to be a hater, so I'll wait until I give a more in-depth listen to this particular freestyle before I come with any comment on it. I wouldn't say he killed it, but I think that he did his thing. It was cool. It was a solid record. To not hear him for quite some time and put out a record like that,

it sounded like he was back in the shit. I didn't think he destroyed it. It was a good record. It's good to hear him and Drake together again, though, yeah? Yeah, for sure. It was. Now, I Good to hear him and Drake together again though, yeah? Yeah, for sure. Now, I didn't hear the project because I was busy, but did you guys hear it? No, I didn't. Just that one record. What type of fucking podcast is this?

We don't even... It's the holidays. We don't listen to shit, but we talk about it. We have nothing to fucking report on. We didn't listen to anything. We didn't watch anything. What'd you think of the context of Drake's verse with Apple and his situation? Tell me again. What'd he say?

Tell Larry Jackson that I built that whole shit and pay me. Pretty much. I just told Complex the same fucking thing. I bet it goes different with Drake. Well, I think it was interesting because people were saying, I don't know if you remember Hove's b-side title freestyle where he was everyone was attacking him and trying to make title uncool but he's like hey we all look the same why are we going with apple a lot of people were saying that was shots at drake which i didn't think it was but someone could make the case with

drake taking the apple deal instead of you know trying to work with hove on that deal um but it seems like drake is now in that space that he realizes that even though it was a great $19 million deal, I'm giving these motherfuckers way more money than $19 million. Let's talk about it. That's the conversation that I have been waiting to have when it comes to Drake for quite some time. But that's what Jay was saying. That's what I was saying.

That's definitely a shot at Drake. He was saying like, bro, they're not going to pay you what you worth. Yeah. And we're trying to make title they're gonna waive that 20 million dollar check in your face now let two years three years pass and you start doing the numbers yeah this is the first because views views was what like the most streamed thing at 280 million in like an hour or some shit i think more life was one of the most streamed projects drake drake is certainly at the top when it comes to streaming so his value when it comes to that particular market is much higher than just 19 million dollars for five years or whatever all right so let me ask

some uncomfortable questions maybe and remember i squashedems drake to be as valuable as we know him to be not to his face today not to his face yeah right they know how valuable he is but they're not going the whole let him know that they think they know how valuable he is what i'm saying is is he as valuable to them as we we think he is they've literally made trillions of dollars i think he's more valuable than we think he is if you look at yeah if the numbers are what they are and it's not fabricated at all yes like they know exactly how valuable he is i don't i think that we're like underestimating his value the music business is underestimating our value to apple and spotify because all of this shit is sold because how easy it is to get music and content on it.

They're making trillions of dollars off these phones and laptops and TVs and watches, and they don't break us off with shit except for some shitty-ass fraction of a penny. It's corporation shit, though. Nah, fuck that. When you're in a corporation, you're trying to skim down. How do you cut back on paying out well it is i agree with brandon it is corporation shit because all the labels have deals in play with spotify and that's it so i mean all the corporate players are playing with each other pause and the creators are getting the short end of the stick so i feel jay when he says that shit uh I feel Puff.

I feel these niggas when they start talking that shit. The problem is, still got to have your shit on Spotify. And you still got to have your shit on Apple. But I don't want to detour from what we were talking about. Because I feel like this is a very monumental conversation. Pardon me. Drake has always spoken big money shit. He's had big money.

He can. This is the first time that it sounds like the big money is not enough. That's good. It's kind of where I was in my recent situation that I'll be able to speak further about on some podcasts to come in the future. Because there's some behind the scenes going on. Behind the scenes shit going on. But I really like this creator wave uh you might have started that on the low you know while i won't take credit for it because

creators create i will say the timing of that little adidas commercial that's running around is a little funny to me yeah it's a little funny to me and there's a report uh that just surfaced today with lebron calling some shit trash i've seen a lot of trash i've seen a lot of the word trash being thrown around out there i just want to make mention of that too no it's not grumpy if a lot of shit is just trash it's just trash hot uh uh more fucking uh there are also reports of LeBron being behind the scenes

encouraging a trade for Mello and K-Love have you heard anything about this? no I haven't how do you feel about it? it's not going to work tell me why I mean it works for OKC

I don't think it works for Cleveland only because Mello is still Mello he's going to work. Tell me why. It works for OKC. I don't think it works for Cleveland. Only because Mello is still Mello. He's going to score. He's not going to defend very well. He's not going to rebound very well. If he's scoring, he's one of the greatest scorers to ever play the game. If not, you almost forget he's

even on the floor. He doesn't impact the game in any other way. It looks that way on OKC. I ain't going to lie to you. Yeah, if he's not scoring, he's not impacting the game. I think Melo is way too talented for that to be the narrative on him. He's one of the greatest scorers I've ever seen because he can score so

easily whenever he decides to go get a bucket. He got to do other things. When your shot is not falling, you can't disappear on the floor. You got to affect the game in other areas. Wait, I got easily sidetracked. I wasn't ready to get off that that drake conversation yeah i don't even know how we got into that me neither my question was what should drake demand from apple of course this is none of our business a cut but i'm saying if they gave him 30 million for was it views i want to cut or whatever what should he? I want us all to get a cut.

He should, I mean, honestly, he should structure a deal to where it's like, you know, based on his numbers, he gets a percentage of that. Yeah. You can't just give me a check up front for $20 million. Because, see, here's the thing. You look at it like, well, the company will try to sell you like, hey, we don't know if we're going to recoup this 20 million from you. Right. Like they can say that, like we just believe in you from the gate, from the door. We're going to give you this 20 million because we have faith that we will. But if you're Drake, you can almost guarantee that Apple's going to make that 20 million back.

So now that he's sitting back and he's thinking about it, I mean, at first, when you invite it into the apple office and they tell you they want to give you a 20 that sounds great to anybody so you're going to jump at that opportunity but now if you're gambling yourself and you know your business and know your worth you're going to do those numbers you had to be like i can definitely bring more than 20 million to this company yeah if you're i'm giving drake more than 20 million you you have to you have and that's the thing that's why i was going back to what rory said about the whole verse jay was definitely talking about drake and that in that verse it's like because everybody knew about the deal like all the industry bigwigs knew about the deal so it's kind of like they're looking at it like wait

he took that you know even further let me go even further for a second to go deeper into this man's train of thought he then shortly after goes on to rap or maybe that was before but that he's trying to figure out how to get wayne out of his shit right side note all of that oh god i did i wish he would have said birdman and not universal kind of that was my only complaint i thought it was great i just wish drake didn't cop out on that i mean universal's involved it's birdman it's birdman not paying wayne but that's not necessarily the truth because their deal is with universal birdman's deal is with universal so them niggas is and i'm assuming here i don't have any facts them niggas is looking like yo y'all know how he getting down i'm coming to y'all i'm coming

to y'all y'all gotta pay this out y'all know what's going on y'all have a deal it's bad business being done but the deal is the deal so universal is like talk to him they are involved no of course of course so i'm not mad at him saying universal because ultimately this falls on universal but birdman has that deal with universal wayne is signed to birdman so at the end of the day it's like yeah but we don't know the details of course of course i'm speculating and we know it's complicated because it's been ongoing for however many years and we haven't heard anything and they're still figuring out loopholes to sneak music out and wayne is clearly still talented i mean i haven't heard the, and they're still figuring out loopholes to sneak music out. And Wayne is clearly still talented.

I mean, I haven't heard the tape, but just from that one freestyle, Wayne still has a lot left in the tank. Well, that's not the question. He's got to get paid for all the amazing shit he did before. And what was more interesting, not to cut you off, and maybe I'm the only one that pays attention to these minor details. I thought it was really interesting that Larry Jackson responded. What did he say? He posted a picture of wherever he was on Instagram and it was some beautiful, beautiful place.

It was nothing but beautiful water to see through, the sun, clouds, all the shit that you fucking love. And it was, I heard somebody's looking for me back in the States or something. My phone was on roaming or it was something slick. And I took from that, hey, good to know Larry Jackson is slick.

But that was awkward to me. That was awkward that Larry Jackson at his position in Apple was replying to an Apple artist freestyling a very Apple behind-the-scenes negotiation situation. That was awkward. I know that I dig deep into shit sometimes, Paul. I'm reading into that one. I will be keeping an eye out on how this plays out

because I already have theories about the uh the drake apple standing from views and more life and if and by my theory mall i disagree with you i think that apple looks at whatever metric for more life and argues that he should not be paid the way we think he should be paid i mean but his metrics are are high if not the highest i know i know but i know labels hold you late i i look at artists the way i know labels to look at artists they hold you to yourself so they're holding him to no one but himself and by that regard i haven't checked numbers because i don't know i don't know how more life did or is doing but for him to say that and again i'm digging deep into this here and seeing shit that or is doing but for him to say that and again i'm digging deep into

this here and seeing shit that may not exist but for him to say it now and to follow it with some wayne shit and for larry jackson to respond coming off of the rumblings about how apple may feel about how more life performed i'm just real anxious to hear the type of music that drake's coming with soon because we know he's coming soon uh And I want to hear what happens with that Apple deal. What's Drake's leverage then? Going into doing a new deal? I'm Drake. I'm going to go to Spotify?

Is it? Could be. I don't foresee title being something that he would do with his whole relationship. I can see him going there. Does Spotify come in and say, hey, we'll you know give you a percentage of whatever you sell listen the world is going and let me not say the world

but there are a few people that are willing to try to go direct to consumer yeah i'm not i wouldn't be surprised if kanye's next effort was were direct to consumer uh via app or by way of, you know, I don't know how you would do it, but there's a short list of people that could really get that off on a large scale, and Drake is one of those people. So I don't think that if he don't get the money, then who else do I go to? He on some shit. I would assume, because this is how I'm one, is shit, you don't get the money, I'm doing it myself. Right. Doing it myself.

And he could do it himself. He definitely could. Everyone could do it themselves, honestly. Yeah, but it's about having the balls. It's about having the... Everybody could do it. Again, it's risk. It's risk.

How far are you willing to go for it? So that's all I had about that freestyle. But again, it was refreshing to hear those two guys together. No more new music came out, right? That's what I can think of. Oh, there was a snippet going around of a new Drake record. Oh, yeah. I think I might have.

A new one? Y'all informed me that whatever record that was last week that I was making fun of was an old record that had leaked maybe a year or eight months prior to so my apologies i don't know i didn't hear it i'm so anxious to get back to el chapo let me just throw that in there el chapo was heating the fuck up i'm at episode 10 y'all don't care but because some people think el chapo is like the knockoff version of pablo and the narcos but goddamn, they are bodying that shit. Rory is still looking for whatever he's looking for, so let me get into this fucking other

shit. Dr. Phil's being a creep. Oh, you found something. Not Dr. Phil. Yeah, Dr. Phil's a fucking creep. He just looked like a creep. Are you playing something, Rory, or are you talking to us off the microphone? Well, y'all can listen to this Kendrick shit. I got it on my phone.

Brandon, I asked you for an alert before you started talking. I don't want to hear no fucking Instagram background shit. That's something to do with Rory. I don't even know if this there was one where he was rapping that I saw on the timeline but he was definitely the same guy can you stop this this is why I hate hearing

snippets are in general even if it's good audio snippets are annoying all I can ever tell from this snippet is whether the drum is hard or not

right that did kind of have a little headlines flow or annoying all I can ever tell from this snippet is whether the drum is hard or not right like even that did kind of have a little headlines flow yeah but what was that other song that came out

that all y'all niggas loved that I fucking hated that he was trying to get to work I don't remember it I don't remember it we had so many arguments in like

year one about that song about what song it was a Drake song was it on views at the end of views that was pushing that was the album you didn't like right i know but it was one song a real silly song like what are we no pop style no friends oh no new friends the caled record no all right i'm fucking it up i'm memory's bad, but it doesn't even matter. Yeah, that drum sounds hard in that record, so we'll just wait to see.

Shit, the New Year's. So niggas is getting ready to drop music. Yeah, I was going to say so. Hey, I need the air horn on that, bitch. Hold up. Turn my fucking lamp. I said air horn. I didn't say anything about applause.

That kind of works, though. The applause works, too. All right, fine. We'll give it some applause, dude. Yeah, nigga's about to drop music. While we're talking about it, don't forget Highline Ballroom, January 22nd. That's a few weeks away. January 22nd.

Oh, what a night. We are doing it. Donnell Rawlins. Open mic. Well, open, closed mic, because I ain't letting anybody just come up there and grab a fucking mic. But I want to encourage the creators creating. I know that we're going to get tired of hearing that because it sounds really cliche and trendy now thanks adidas uh but yeah we welcome we welcome people to come in there live band good music good food good time bring a date if you know somebody

if not uh just sit there and like some pics like mall mall will do it mall this is something you should bring a date to it's one of those type of date type things you don't even care no more about anything i say right even as even as even as a jogle what you want me to say to that bro yeah you're right i'll be there with a date yeah that's what you want me to say that kind of is what i okay was looking hey you're right i'll be there january 22nd with a date all right let me tell you about oh what a date how oh what a night is what it's oh oh what a night you're right. I'll be there. January 22nd. What a date. All right, let me tell you about Oh, what a date. Oh, what a night is what it's called. Oh, what a night.

You're supposed to support your friends and not ruin the branding. Oh, what a date. Oh, wait. Here's some Oh, yeah, Dr. Phil. Let's get into Dr. Phil really quick.

I kind of knew something was funny with Dr. Phil. This article that I'm stealing from the Daily News just because i was so flabbergasted by it it starts with that's not what the doctor ordered great headline who i want to be the guy that gets paid to do that does the puns yeah how do i get into that

that's a good question yeah i don't know because i want to be that guy you have to start writing things down okay um dr phil and his staff have been accused of plying addicts appearing on his show with drugs and alcohol former guest oh come on ad that just popped up i'm not interested former guest and survivor china winner todd herzog was battling alcohol addiction when he appeared on dr phil cbs show dr phil in 2013 he told stat in the boston globe that he was flown to los angeles for the show's taping and was sober when he arrived then he found a bottle of vodka in his set's dressing room. Herzog said a show staffer also gave him a Xanax so it could, quote, calm his nerves before his appearance. When he went on the show, he appeared drunk and looked like he was struggling to walk. He said, today I had an entire bottle, like a liter, of vodka, Herzog told McGraw on stage.

A breathalyzer test showed he blew.263, more than three times the legal limit. I don't know what that means. Rory would know about that. That's a lot. Both the white niggas talk immediately. They've taken many breathalyzer tests. Unfortunately. Anyway.

Same. What do y'all do? That's kind of crazy. That seems kind of fucked up. But I could definitely see that happening not surprised and it probably would make for a better show

if we get the alcoholics drunk Mona Scott's been doing that for nine years and nobody has said a word about it

now we want to try to bring down the white man no not rolling with it hit the air horn Mona has definitely been doing some well you really think about what mona has been getting off for the last nine years that shit is crazy mona brought uh brought christmas in with me at

my house so don't say anything bad about her i wasn't saying anything bad i was just saying she's been getting some crazy shit off on tv she's been getting some bad shit off on TV. She's been getting some bad shit off. Yeah. Well, speaking of Mona, come on, Rory. The hotel I was in in Miami had 30 news channels and USA and TNT were both extremely blurry. So I didn't get to see

Love & Hip Hop Miami. It's setting up to be pretty good, man. Good as in good or good as in bad? Good as in good. I think this might bring back Love & Hip Hop.

The Pretty Ricky Pretty Ricky battle. They're trying to put a new album out. Pleasure P. good i think this might bring back love and hip-hop the the pretty ricky uh pretty ricky battle they're trying to put a new album out pleasure p is is acting like bobby brown wait pleasure p is on there the whole pretty ricky is on there you're lying swear to god and uh you are a liar what was the girl wait a minute scrappy's ex is now dating pleasure p she's on miami i don't know any of scrappy's people he was there did you P. She's on Miami. I don't know any of Scrappy's people. He was there. Did you see him on that post?

But I said hello. I did see him at the post. Yeah. Scrappy was at the party? Yeah. Scrappy was at the party. I said something. Oh, my God.

Everybody was there, though. They just let niggas in. No, everybody really was there. I believe it. But wait, Scrappy shouldn't be there? Scrappy made no problems, nigga. Are you crazy? How old was Justin when Scrappy made no problems i don't think he was

poor who's justin sean who's justin his son puff son oh that guy's a gentleman man air horn for justin that guy that guy is let me tell you something, man. Sean has raised some kings. Those young guys know how to party. No, they definitely Puffy's guys. Actually, my sleeper today. No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that. No, that's not happening. That's not happening. We're not coming back from Miami

with Puffy playing Sean, Diddy Combs, whatever, the young Combs. We're not doing that. No. Find a new doing that. No. Find a new sleeper. Find a new sleeper, bro.

Find a new sleeper. So Maul could be dead center saying, I propose a toast to Khloe Kardashian and her friends. I didn't propose a toast, though. You did. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I was at the toast. I didn't propose it.

But in your head, you were fucking proposing. No, I wasn't. In my story, you were. You're not playing, though, the Young Combses. Why? Don't do that. Do that in two weeks. Nigga, you're signed to Revolt.

You can't do that fresh off of the Miami trip. Don't do that. Y'all are both signed to Revolt. No, no. I haven't signed anything. I haven't signed anything. We are not playing the Young Combses. Shout out to the Young Combses, but we can't play the Young Combses

today. No. We got to wait two or three weeks, and then you can play a record. Listen, Puff definitely told me how to get y'all signed without y'all knowing. Yeah, okay. I'm sure he did. No, Rory and Ma! Brand new Rory and Ma podcast live on Revolt. They don't know about it. They're revolting. Hey, good headline. Yeah, all right. Good headline.

Well, yo, Rory and Maul Don't think I fucking Sold their rights In this new little sexy drop No No Rory and Maul Yeah nigga You gotta get my little cousin paid

Two mil a piece for y'all Yeah okay Hey White people can only Sell niggas off No No Rory and Maul

Uncomfortable race joke You're a terrible person I am But fuck y'all 600 years of oppression listen all right let's get to the shits man i told y'all puff got me on some black shit uh uh what was we talking about just now you saw my plan i said justin uh oh no my sleeper today before you rudely interrupted me comes from uh young a young justin combsinspired Spotify set that he was playing. Oh, it's not actually one of his records? No, it's not one of his records. I thought you were about to say you were about to play his new record.

No, no, no, no, no. I got to wait at least six months to show how much of my soul has been sold. You don't come right back from Miami. Okay, so now you see where I was going with it. I thought you was going to play one of his records. No. Okay, cool. No, more.

I'm playing a record that he put me on to that I would have never heard in my entire life had he not put me on to it. And this nigga's talking some shit. And it's a nigga that I would have never guessed to ever be talking some shit. But he was. Who's the artist? Money Bag Yo. I heard of that name. He's popping somewhere.

Yeah. He's on to come up. A lot of the new kids like him like the younger kids i don't know much about him other than man this song is extremely are we doing sleepers right now no i wasn't doing that at all but more just uh bring up bring up uh justin combs so just threw it in there why did i oh yeah how old was your sign how old was he when when scrap made that song my point was if scrappy was there i think a lot why mike zombie couldn't get in because drake wasn't there and marissa drake drake was at the snapchat party so who so who was scrappy with his wife i don't know so scrappy could get in but mike zombie can't are you asking me i wasn't

in charge of the guest list who was in charge of this guest that's usually rory but mike zombie went to tootsies he had a good time no no no we're not i'm talking about who was in charge of trying to make him sound mud that's no no i'm not trying to make him sound mud how did you give me i didn't wasn't trying to make him sound anything i'm just saying scrappy could get in but he couldn't so who was making this list I don't know who made the list. We need to find out. Some angry woman outside. Why? You wouldn't let Scrappy in your party? No, I'm not saying I wouldn't, but I wouldn't let Scrappy

in and not let Mike Zombie in. No, Mike Zombie should have been let inside. That's all I'm trying to say. There was a few people in there that Mike Zombie should have been let in before, but that's why I'm at Revolt now. Myself included. Well, that's why he brought us to Revolt, to fix these types of little nuances. Who brought us to Revolt?

What are you talking about? Sean and Justin. Sean and Justin? Yo. Listen, man. I signed more to Justin. Wait. Hey, look.

Listen. For the sake of the podcast, I'm a chill. It's some shit. It's some shit. It's some shit. I want to get off right now. I'm going to just let it chill. I'm joking, bro. I know you're joking.

I want to joke, too, though. No, no, no. Because you don't even know how to joke. All right, all right, all right. You ready to get some serious. But see, when I'm ready, yeah. When I want to joke, niggas don't want to joke. No, it's over for your joke.

The joke is over now. You're not signed to Justin. My bad. My bad. I love everybody. Happy New Year to everybody. You're still rocking. But fucking...

Holy shit. I'm all signed to Justin. But listen, No Problems by Scrappy is one of the songs I put up. There's only a few songs that made you want to fight as soon as you heard it. I've seen No Problems go off in the club. And I've seen niggas get pounded on to no problems no problems and how about some hard all of that is true no problems i love that record i don't think scrappy gets enough credit for that record but i was just saying how did he get in and mike zombie

didn't like that that's just what it was awkward to me like because it seemed like anybody could honestly i feel like every nigga in miami was at this party i feel like it's a lot of hate my nigga no i'm hating why i don't know i'm just no when i looked on my instagram literally everybody that i thought wouldn't be there was there like who did you like the picture it was a bunch of chicks there was a bunch of dudes there like yeah but i'm talking about random girls like but i just didn't understand like i thought this was like an exclusive like you know i mean i didn't understand. I thought this was an exclusive. You know what I mean? I didn't think that this was La Marina or something.

I don't think it was that, Mo. It looked like it. The same chicks that be at La Marina was in there. I mean, you need them, though. Yeah, you need a few of those there. Yeah, so let Zombie in, man. Pause. That's all I'm saying.

Round of applause for Mo, man. Let Zombie in. Zombie Zombie I got you man Zombie you can always Get into my party And next year After I fucking After I do a little bit Do a little bit of work

I got you I got you here and there buddy Count yourself in next year Or ask Maul To ask Justin And then Hey Rory We gonna get that joke off

One more time And then we gonna bury that joke You wouldn't sign that? Joe listen I just said that was the last time we gonna get that joke off. You said it to Rory though. Let it go to both of y'all everybody that's the last time let it go. No more? Nah

Alright whatever I'll try next week I'll save the Grammys till next week, but the Grammys are quickly approaching in New York. And I know we guessed who would win what, but I just want to talk about them some more because that's a real big deal that they're happening in January instead of February

and they're happening in New York in the frigid cold. We're going to see how cute y'all try to get this year. No, no, it was open toes out here on New Year's Eve. Really? Yeah, chicks was out here with their toes out what did people in new york do outside of times square bro i don't know bro listen i was indoors melody was packed melody i was indoors it was too cold that shit was different that cold was different steve harvey didn't seem to care yeah what did y'all think steve harvey got a check to be out there. A couple million. I would have been out there

for a check. Yeah, fuck it. You know what's funny? Me and Rory said that same thing as we were watching from the hotel bar with the TV on mute, but he did look a little nuts.

They're killing him right now. Do y'all care about him looking nuts? Because he got to the bag, right? Steve Harvey don't care, man. He don't care. He definitely got a couple million. I'll wear a big white hat

and 10 degrees for that I thought you were gonna be uh uh grumpy Seacrest for the revolt stream but

I guess it didn't work out that way grumpy Seacrest what did you do I didn't even see what did you do I thought he was gonna be like hosting the shit like

on some Seacrest shit did you interview people with Newports what did you do on the stream you're gonna have to check out the next stream oh well you should be on the next stream

I didn't get a contract yet What did you do on the stream? You're going to have to check out the next stream. Well, you should be on the next stream. I didn't get a contract yet. You did. And you signed it. I knew something was in that pee that Puff gave me. Listen, I'm done. I don't have nothing more to talk about. And niggas been saying our podcast too long anyway, so fuck it.

I just wish everybody well wishes. I'm glad we started a new year off right and I'm in a good mood. I'm in a good mood. That's it. I do want to highlight some tweets that I thought were funny.

This guy, who's this guy? This guy, his name is OG Mello underscore. First of all, anybody with underscores and their name is trash

in 2018. Watch your mouth. I didn't hear anybody tell Puff to watch his mouth this week. You not Puff. It's only more sassy, which is sin. Rory needs a word.

Yeah, we'll figure this out. The infrastructure takes time when you build an organization. So what do you think? Brandon, don't do that. Brandon, don't laugh. You're not even a part of this podcast. Don't laugh like this. Joe, what do you think you're going to rank in the guys that stand next to Puff?

Like French, Red Cafe, Mace. That's a good question. Where do you rank in the next to Puff list? I am French Mace. Who enjoys cafes. How about that one? Air horn on that bitch. Come on,

turn my air horn up when it's aggressive. All right, listen, I want to shout out this tweet from OG Mayo underscore just because I thought it was funny. Come on, Apple phone,

identify my face. This guy says, TLC made a song called No Scrubs in 1999 and was broke as fuck the entire time. That is pretty much the epitome of Twitter today.

I thought that was pretty good. I thought that was spot on. He's been waiting to let that joke off. Oh, here's one that was pretty cool. I clicked on this just because I enjoy looking at pictures of houses because I'm into that type of stuff. And then I read the tweet afterwards that says from Glow Up Elite pastor's been collecting a building fund for five years he used the funds

to turn the church into his new home the church is closed down now but the house looks great this is the house no no look look at the inside look at the kitchen come on oh that's a nice kitchen right look at this kitchen wall look so pastor's doing shady shit.

Yeah. Shocker. That's hard. That's hard. And there was one more I thought that was really funny that I cared about, but I can't find it now. So, who gives a fuck? Oh.

A transgender porn star claims Coolio told her to go home after he found out her true identity. Round of applause for Coolio told her to go home after he found out her true identity. Round of applause for Coolio. Why is doing the right thing a story? You're wrong for pulling your dick out. You're wrong for telling him to go home. Where's the fucking out of bounds, man? I'm trying to tell you.

No, no more. I'm not saying nothing. This is topic over. I'm not to tell you No no more I'm not saying nothing Topic over I'm not saying I'm not saying One word Nothing cool happening This weekend

It's still brick in New York I don't give a fuck man I was trying to call out And not do a podcast this week But we did one Sleepers Anything good Yeah

I'm gonna play I'm gonna play Jag man It's the office Dalton Ave project It's the Dalton Ave interlude Go get that Jag I see you 2018 I'm going to play Jag, man. It's the office Dalton Ave project. It's the Dalton Ave interlude. Go get that. Jag, I see you. 2018, I'm predicting big things for you.

Pause, man. Friend of the show, Jag. Shout out to Jag. Where does Maul find time to listen to so much music? I want to spend the day with Maul. I don't want to spend the day with you, Jag. Nobody says that to Puff. He's got to start respecting

Jeff. Ready? Started off broke, the bank account got a few digits I'm seeing them new digits They want me to dumb it down, nigga, lyrics be too vivid Used to wanna pimp, I got a cane and a few bitches Put out the old hoes and went and got me some new bitches Whole family ball, tell LeVar I need two tickets Tell him cut me in and boy, I don't even do stitches BJ out the room, shoot me and Pat doing crew visits Riding from a snot nose, riding through the potholes No heat, had to sleep together when it got cold This shit, he the one It got me feeling like the Knicks when niggas got roles We'll be right back. I just hit up Derrick yelling Mac nigga, fuck them niggas facts nigga, with Jway Tom and

that's a fact nigga, you gon' have your own bread boy, talking rack after rack nigga, never let em tell you that you can't cause you a black nigga, never let em tell you that you can't cause you got tattoos, always keep a little change on you, you know racks rule, always be yourself when you be hanging around them white folk, and never be ashamed when you be hanging around your black dudes. Tired of the games, I keep killing Atari. I've been going for the bust, but they keep killing Jabari, yeah. Oh yeah, I give her that cheap grill and a sari.

I ain't fighting over bitches like Neat Mill and Safari. Baby trying to get it in, I say I got us a plan. She don't really like the smoke, I went and got us the Zans. If you in the crib chilling with the pots and the pans. Block it up and hit the block up with a block of the 10 Yeah, distorting themes, nigga, I'm talkin' that muscle life Pork and beans, nigga, I'm talkin' that struggle life And all my girl when it's time, I want the money

Cause the time wasn't givin' me bread, and I was bummy I don't ever let a stripper's, I be hardly with the ones And you know that I'm a shooter, so don't start me with the guns Yeah, I'm ballin' so hard, I ain't never won a thing my whole life It got me feelin' like I'm Barkley with the subs We'll be right back. Oh no they jack me when they listen And now they say my punchline cold Got me looking like I'm Rocky in the kitchen Yeah poppy on the mission Stop eating pork but still beefing Got me torn between the Aki and the Christian Damn you don't know a nigga spitting this trail

Y'all be remembering the fake and be forgetting the real Dalton Ab Fuck with me Talk that shit Jag That's Jag Dalton Ab in Toulouse Shouts to Jag He killed that one He was talking that shit, Jag. That's Jag Dalton at Venteloo. Shouts to Jag. He killed that one.

He was talking that shit. Now, give me, let me go first, Rory. Pause. Because I don't know. I'm sure NBA Youngboy. Yeah, because I don't, not NBA Youngboy. His name is Moneybagg Yo. Not NBA Youngboy.

I think that's a friend of his. I don't know what any of the new rappers are doing now that I'm not at Complex. But now listen. So this is a song by a gentleman by the name of Moneybagg Yo, who I was recently introduced to. I've only heard this song in one setting, and that setting was beautiful. So if I play it now and we don't feel it, I'm going to choke it up to that setting. But I listened to it. And he was talking some shit.

He was. He was. So this is called Don't Know. I don't know if this is a sleeper or not. This song could be making a whole bunch of noise out there. But I don't fucking know because I'm old and washed. So Don't Know Moneybag Yo. But I don't fucking know because I'm old and washed. So, Don't Know, Moneybagg Yo.

I purchased this song. I didn't stream it. I purchased it for the lyrics. I did. Congrats. She like, we gon' see each other today. I'm like, yeah, for sure that. See, we duck off and we fuck off, but nobody know that.

Got my night side and a phone, that's a bitch night night Play a card, smart bitches, people freak like Rick John And she quack, stay low key and fuck, we go battle laws I'm living from the real life, she in love, her nigga calls Who she wrong, but who I'm out of, girl We smash and we out of, it raise my calls, it raise my tics It's out of phone, she get me out of her She tell me how she sick of dude I tell her how my bitch trippin'

She like he won't let her out the house And she try and get with me Old square ass nigga, always curve ass nigga You the type to beat her up and pull her her ass nigga I'm the type to smash on and pull her her ass nigga Now that we done, I get it fixed Cause I'm a fur ass nigga I'm a fur ass nigga, man'm a fair-ass nigga, man

Gotta get her hair fixed after you ruin it I like that line I like when country niggas talk slick shit about women She fuck with my brothers We just be linkin' up and fuckin' We keep it gutter We fuck with no rubber We be on top of covers

She got a nigga and I got a bitch We don't tell on each other Now we ain't together, now we ain't a couple Don't know what to call it She call my phone like she my man, bitch I don't know what to call it Leave from when you ain't come pull up on me I don't know what to call it When we fuck, we do our own positions I don't know what to call it I pick up my phone whenever she call it Don't know what to call it, but I fuck with y'all

She know I got to keep this shit here on the low Can't let my bitch know, cause I'm stuck with y'all When we be texting, she sendin' motion Wide emoji, turn lickin' motion Hit her back with the perfect dickin' motion I'm like, where you at? Ay, let's get in motion She tell me about her problems at the house

How she with the niggas, she don't love em How he want to, but she don't fuck em I don't love it, love it, tryna cut em But she don't want that, she want you to fuck her up Like you do a cartoon of her Face down, ass up, smack her on it She want you to toot it up Telling me how she really a fan of me She listen to my shit all day I'm like, where you at? She like, on my way

About to get the dick in the car for all day We just fuck each other, we don't love each other Feelings, we don't get into them We be coolin' it, we be kickin' it I don't know what the car, what we doin' She don't know my mother She fuck with my brothers We just be linkin' up and fuckin' We keep it gutter She fuck with my brother We just be linking up and fuck We keep it gutter We fuck with no rubber We be on top of covers She got a nigga and I got a bitch We don't tell on each other

Now we ain't together Now we ain't a couple Don't know what to call it Remember that? So y'all don't remember not telling on each other In the screenshot era, oh man The game used to be so different man the game used to be really different that's moneybag yo with don't know and i felt that on a spiritual level that's your mood uh-huh you felt that on a spiritual level i did he don't sound young he kind of he doesn't have he doesn't have a young in his name like why does he have't sound young he kind of he doesn't have he doesn't have a young in his name

like why does he have to sound young he kind of you said he was he was one of these new young rappers oh oh i don't know much about him out other than this song and that he's heating up out here i know that about the new music scene and i know that that takashi song is doing things yeah and that's the new no problem. You don't want a problem. That makes the young kids want to fight. That's what I got. Rory, come on.

End us with some good barefoot pajama jammy jam music. Oh, Jesus. I will absolutely do that. What you got, man? What new Mack Wilds you got? Shout out to Mack Wilds, who I heard had a really amazing New Year's Eve party. Shout out to him, man. Black excellence.

Rory. This is Devin Tarot temperature. Rory loves to play Devin the Dude. You never know. I do like Devin the Dude. This sounds Rory-ish already. Turn this up. I gotta let Justin Combs hear this one.

More. Don't do that. Please stop texting me at three in the morning. Shawty, if you're next to me, got to get up in the morning. Fuck how I'm feeling now. Cause you got it in my mind. I was just chilling, but now you got me on your tongue, yeah Whoa, whoa You don't gotta worry about loving me Do this shit right here, no repercussions,

yeah Only wanna hear it, that you on your way Hop in that Lyft or Uber, come right now Damn, it's still three in the morning, no We in L.A. everything closing at two in the morning All out of options, so you are my option So slide through, I just want to be inside you These are the words of a side dude I don't get caught up on titles I'd rather sit back and be idle

I need you just the way you need me I can be your in-between kind of lover Talkin' bout her sometimes, kind of lover When he textin' you, girl, I don't know Just put it on silent so I can focus You can even put it on vibri-yes You're a lot for workin' on So hard to say goodbye

Cause yesterday Oh yeah Cause you was iffy in your feelings, yeah Sick of just playing these games So I'm checking your temperature Tryna figure out when I kick game Go too fast, let me switch lanes Is she hot? Is she cold?

Let me know, let me know? Is she cold? Let me know Let me know I'm trying to figure you out when I kick game Go too fast Let me switch lanes Is she hot? Is she cold? Let me know Let me know

Tell me what's good, baby I'm right here Trying to figure you out But you still not clear When you leave me out here I go so cold You don't know how much You take me out the zone or you be fucking with me

Slow texting me, wonder if you're playing with me Are you hot or you cold or am I warm, yeah Getting closer to your shorty right now, yeah Giving me the runaround, yeah Stop driving around in circles like I said Hopping at the Uber, come right now It's later than three in the morning now This was New York

Someone be up and that just kills my vibe We in LA so we got us more time So slide through I just want to be inside you These are the words of a side dude I don't get caught up on titles I'd rather sit back and be idle I need you just the way you need me

I can be your in-between kind of lover. Talking about it sometimes, kind of lover. So hard. It was Devin Terrell, Temperature, off the project Weird Nights. That sounded awesome. Sounded like you waited all week to come body me in mall with some new R&B. Fuck out outta here. Speaking of new R&B,

Justin Timberlake announced he is putting out an album on February 2nd called Man of the Woods. Manhood or something, right? Man of the Woods. That cover looks a little crazy, but... The quote is, this album is really inspired by my son, my wife, and my family,

but more so than any album I've ever written where I'm from. That also sounds like this album is really inspired by my son, my wife, and my family, but more so than any album I've ever written where I'm from. That also sounds like this album is not going to be received well by the masses, but it was at a very

important time in my life, so I'm getting my shit off regardless if y'all like it or not. He's from what, Tennessee or something? I thought he was from Memphis. This sounds like

Justin's Make America Great album. If he says where I'm from, it might be some country. Man in the woods. This sounds like Justin got caught cheating and he's about to sing about it. I don't want to hear from a nigga in the woods.

Unless it's the Unabomber. Put a little video out. I don't want to see the video of the man in the woods, Rory. Well, I think it had a song in it. All right, well, tell us about it next week. I don't care. But we do support Justin Timberlake. And Imani bodies your sleeper

so shout out to Imani and that's all I got man stay in stay in yeah it's the end of the podcast subscribe on YouTube because

Axe says that's important okay I get all my I get all my YouTube advice from Axe shout out to Ack man oh I miss you Ack happy new year bro

leave that burning fucking building before it collapses it's not too late oh did you see the Ack Charlemagne beef oh no no sad to see them publicly

going through no is there beef tell me about it I listen because I listen to brilliant idiots I guess Ack was on Twitch

or live streaming, whatever, and everyone was saying that Charlamagne was a snake that he was trying to plot to break this all up to begin with. And I guess they just

went back and forth. And there was the Desus and Mero shit. I guess Charlamagne tweeted don't bully. What do you think? I don't really have an opinion on their relationship, but Charlamagne is a good guy,

so I'm sure he didn't mean anything malicious to Act. What I will say is that Act is in a space that I'm not unfamiliar with. He's in a space where you don't know people's ulterior motives, you don't know people's agendas, and you don't really know who you can trust as someone who's leaving the confines of his own home for probably the first time and venturing off and meeting all these celebrities and having big contracts thrown in his face i could imagine that he has a lot to try to deal with i think charlamagne was there early though

was it wasn't he a big act supporter in the early act days? Yeah, but Charlemagne is there in support of everyone he supports early. Like, he was there with Tax early. He was there with, like,

he gets on things early. He does. So I'm not going to hold that against him that he has his pulse on things. Well, no,

I just think in a trusting manner, of course, you can't really trust anyone in these negotiations of business, but I think Charlemagne was pretty good to act in the beginning well i don't think he was being a snake i don't think i don't think so either i don't think so either but i understand act not being able to

understand certain things what i will say is in business uh both sides should come away with something though right yeah that's the idea so i mean i don't think there's anything wrong with charlemagne positioning himself to be a better businessman even if that includes act i don't think that's called being a snake yeah is all i'm saying i don't know the details of me and me neither me neither because act has said that they have had private conversations that no one is privy to which is how he's come to feel that way. He's saying some of the things Charlemagne says publicly and what he has said to him in private don't really coincide. I wasn't there.

I know nothing about it. So I'm minding my business, but act that building is burning down being, I love you and I want you to have a good year. Somebody's going to lose their job and this is going to go down as the biggest media blunder in recent memory soon. And I want everybody to have a happy new year, man.

And we're not angry at anybody. We want to wish everybody well, positive vibes, good energy. Yes, yes. We want to get into all of that, man.

We want to thank the fans. Let me thank the fans. Damn, where's my DJ at with my fucking shit? All right, Rory, say something until I pull this shit up. Can we get rid of my Trey Songz

drop for 2018? I think that was the last time we needed to hear it. I saw Trey Songz and in fact, there was no hits, so I think we can dead that. Yo, I think we just got a new one. Wow.

Wow. That's how Rory is feeling. I saw a trade and it was no hits. There's a little disappointment. Yeah, right? You wanted hits? Clearly, the drop says it. This is all 20.

Round of applause to the fans that have supported this podcast. I think we're coming up on our three-year anniversary in February. I don't know because my memory is bad but shout out to y'all man just because happy new year to everybody out there we will be back next week y'all hold it down look at me trying to come on applause i don't want to end with applause you guys have any ending words no yeah i don't care about anything happy new year park's lucked out i ain't getting that fucking bum ass apple watch look man you brandon and ice are losers that run around talking to your wrists we're fucking cool i had a i had an apple watch for like a week and it was the most useless thing

i've ever had on my wrist and i used to wear rubber bands it tells me when to breathe that's great oh my god you know you know it tells me when to breathe we are when to stand up we are going to need apple to tell us uh when to breathe speaking of when to stand up. We are going to need Apple to tell us when to breathe. Speaking of, and I'll do this when I start my alternate universe podcast, what do you think the next, when all the humans are dead, who is the next form of life to just roam and rule the earth? Well, I think we'll get the robots out of here. So the aliens probably.

I think it's going to be the aliens. The aliens are already here, bro. That's true. I'm getting out of here. So the aliens probably. I think it's going to be the aliens. The aliens are already here, bro. That's true. I'm getting out of here. I'll see y'all next week. More of the fucking aliens.