The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 145 | "Role Play"

Episode Date: January 17, 2018

This week Joe, Rory and Mal are joined by Ice and from beginning to end let the jokes fly. Joe wants to know if and when it’s cool to set your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone (10:47). As... predicted on this podcast, the robots have arrived! The guys talk about the new “life-like” sex dolls that were introduced, which adds to “conspiracy theory” Joe’s prediction of robots taking over (30:09). Also, they discuss which one of the guys that have participated in role-play and Joe reveals his go-to character in the bedroom, you’d never guess what it is (1:11:26). This episode is filled so tune in and indulge. Don’t forget to cop your tickets for “Oh What a Night” hosted by Joe Budden at the Highline Ballroom on January 22! Other topics include: -Chris Paul wants smoke with the Clippers (37:06) -Offset getting Cardi B’s name tattooed on himself (45:46) -Chris Brown dropping ANOTHER joint project, is this helping or hurting his legacy (1:35:54) Sleeper picks of the week: Rory: Craig David (featuring GoldLink) “Live in the Moment” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osJkdwQypbk&feature=share Joe: THEY. “Africa” | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BSLvWe0Mik&feature=share Mal: Floda “Weak” | https://soundcloud.com/kingfloda/flo-weak-prodby-saidon Ice: Albee Al, Arsonal and Fetty Wap “New Jersey Drive”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mike Mike It's my move It's my vibe tonight These niggas got me on some Nighttime recording shit This was your idea Some of us have been trying to get a job I've had meetings
Starting point is 00:00:19 I've been linking Don't interrupt the legend Michael McDonald Oh yes Oh this is one This is Parks type shit I've been linking. Don't interrupt the legend, Michael McDonald. Oh, yes. Oh, this is one. This is Parks type shit. He's trying not to nod.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Don't try not to nod because no one else is nodding. They don't play this in the Bronx. More wouldn't know it. I don't know why Rory acting like he don't know this. I love Michael McDonald. He's 23. No, don't do that to Rory.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Rory knows this. I do. Rory knows a little bit about some black people. He's got his black people playlist that he put on, and it worked. It worked on me. It made us friends. We bonded through the music. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Through Mike McDonald, too. Who do we bond through? Me and Rory are kind of trash if we really think about how this relationship started. For real, though. Let me see here. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:01:02 All right, Mike, hold up. Slow down, because last week I didn't even hit these niggas with the new Joe Budden drop. All these niggas got was a bum ass new Rory and whatever. Man, where's my shit? New Joe Budden. New Joe Budden. I see you niggas went and added Rory and Maul to the little artwork in red, too. I didn't see that before.
Starting point is 00:01:21 You niggas are making little subtle changes. Joe, that has been on the artwork since we changed the artwork for two years. Why are you always trying to get me and Rory out of here, my nigga? Do you know that we the hottest niggas on this podcast? I don't know if you... Let me get it to my bag real quick. Talk about it, Moe. Talk about it. Do you know that me and Rory is hot, my nigga? Do you know that? That's why it's in red
Starting point is 00:01:38 because we hot, nigga. Nah, no gunshots on my shit. That was just a little deuce deuce. That's too loud. No, Warrior, no. There you go. I don't know that y'all are hot. I don't know that.
Starting point is 00:01:53 How do I know that you and fucking Roy, Roy's unemployed like me? Just because we didn't get a TRL invite today doesn't mean we not out here. Now, wait a minute. You got invited to TRL? You went to the new Lukewarm TRL. You went to TRL?
Starting point is 00:02:06 That's the most painful show in the world. I watched this shit for 30 seconds ahead of you. You're bringing our stock down with this bullshit, man. Can we cut everyone's mic off in here? What the hell? No, I was not at TRL. Yes, you was. Where were you?
Starting point is 00:02:18 We saw the pictures. I was... No, I had a meeting. Were you at like the tour shit in Times Square where you could get your picture taken in front of TRL? Who's holding the sign? With the M&M guy? I was by the naked cowboy.
Starting point is 00:02:30 You are the naked cowboy. Barefoot right now. Nigga, you want to take your jeans off so bad in here. But you know niggas will knock you the fuck out if you take your pants off. I don't know that neither. Let's be clear. I don't know nobody.
Starting point is 00:02:43 I don't know that. I don't know that. If you try to take them jeans off in here, you getting put to sleep. I'm never. What neither. Let's be clear. I don't know nobody. I don't know that. I don't know that. If you try to take them jeans off of here, you getting put to sleep. I'm never. What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Hey, first of all, I'm not ever trying to take my jeans off, nigga. I know, that's true. That's number one. Number two, let's rewind back to 2011. It took about nine niggas
Starting point is 00:02:57 to get me in that pool, the pool party. Let's relax. I think that was fear. That was that fear. You thought you was going to drown. Y'all know skinny niggas.
Starting point is 00:03:04 We wasn't going to let you drown, Joe. Skinny niggas, let me tell you something. Skinny niggas have that extra level of strength they can go to like women do. Like women have that. If you make them angry enough, they're stronger than all of us. I mean, I agree, but I don't like that metaphor at all. I mean, it's true.
Starting point is 00:03:20 But anyway, Maul, now that you mention it, you might be kind of hot out here. Why you say that well I'm not in the jewelry but you got a lot going on today has anybody noticed this here we go here we go
Starting point is 00:03:37 turn my ear horn up my nigga here we go no no no no Maul took a few hosting gigs with us can we talk about some things? Wait, more guys don't fund me?
Starting point is 00:03:46 Do we have sleepers? No. No, honestly, wait, though. That's a big chain, my nigga. I'm about to rob this nigga. That's what you want to rob me of, man? Yes. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Yes. Nigga said he'd quit. Yes, nigga. He was saying it like I would not. That is a nice looking... Is that real? Don't ever play me like that. Pause.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Can we see the whole thing? But wait. That's not what it's about. Real niggas don't do that. But wait. And that's true because if I had a chain like that, I would tuck it too. Yeah. But what did you just say?
Starting point is 00:04:17 No. Why you say I don't try to play you? All the rappers wear like costume jewelry. I'm not a rapper. But I'm saying it is a trend. No. Yeah. But I'm not. Come on, man. I wouldn't do that. You know the cloth I'm from. I'm not a rapper. But I'm saying it is a trend. No, yeah, but I'm not. Come on, man. I wouldn't do that.
Starting point is 00:04:27 You know the cloth I'm from. I ain't wearing nothing fake. That's a nice chain. That's a nice chain. Can I borrow that? And it's wide. Sure. Pause.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Thank you. I think I know how much something like that costs. Yo, niggas always start calculating. Why you don't do that man That's a point of jewelry Hey listen Does anybody else in here Kinda know what that type of stuff costs
Starting point is 00:04:50 Yeah it's not cheap Y'all niggas is crazy That's the big lock in the back Go ahead get your shit on Go ahead buddy Oh wait y'all don't see him though His neck not even green Oh wait
Starting point is 00:04:58 Wait He got the big chain on tuck But the very small Angelic Jesus chain Icy on that oh with his initials on are you wearing your fucking initials on that nigga what are you talking about that's not my issues oh that's a ring no nigga it's an emblem it's a fit no fear and this nigga don't even have fear that's crazy no now this is getting crazy man I wish other niggas felt more
Starting point is 00:05:30 as funny as me alright that's number one but more let's get a few things out the way you follow a page on Instagram called beyond meat pause I'm trying the vegetarian thing man So I gotta come up with Ideas
Starting point is 00:05:50 What's on Beyond Meat's page Pause First of all pause the name No no no no no more No no no Get your shit on What do you mean you followed followed beyond meat, my nigga. You can't ever pause nothing.
Starting point is 00:06:08 I said pause the name. Wait, so then today, no, no, you can't pause beyond meat. You can pause the name, yeah. Fam, I went to the page today to see what it was. Pause. Go to the page. That's crazy. You double tapped.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I say pause. He say you can't pause Because y'all are kids But yeah I'm a grown ass nigga We the same age You was at TRL today What you mean grown
Starting point is 00:06:32 10 The fuck you talking about 44 at TRL Talking about number 7 On the countdown Fuck out of here Nigga they gonna give me that bag I'm gonna be right next to DC
Starting point is 00:06:41 Alright y'all At number 4 Culture 2 was announced. Back to you, Beth. The fuck is y'all? I can't wait to sell out. I cannot wait to cross over. I don't know what you niggas do.
Starting point is 00:06:56 You keep being faithful to these niggas. Nah, nah. Nigga, you know I'm not. I am out. I can't wait to sell out. I always say that. Yeah, nigga, I am out of here. But you threw me off of my joke with your TRL bullshit.
Starting point is 00:07:07 What am I trying to get into? Go ahead. Beyond Meat. Go ahead. You clicked Beyond Meat. Yo, so I go to the page, and they got a fucking picture of a long-ass hot dog talking about Beyond Sausage. I'm like, all right, Maul.
Starting point is 00:07:15 All right, Maul. What you doing here, my G? What's his name? Honestly. What's his name underneath it? It's a vegetarian page, man. So it gives you ideas. With, man, meat on it?
Starting point is 00:07:23 No, it's not actual page, man. So it gives you ideas. With man meat on it? No, it's not actual meat, though. But it's showing you how you can still eat things that are like eating beef or chicken or turkey. So you're looking for meat substitutes. Pause. I'm trying to do the vegetarian thing, bro. By the way, Maul's the only nigga that has been dieting since I've known him and it has stayed the same weight no I haven't he is not
Starting point is 00:07:47 you're the same weight I lost weight what are you talking about what do you weigh I don't even know but I lost a lot of weight Maul used to be skinnier I think
Starting point is 00:07:53 yeah and I gained weight and lost weight oh you got stretch marks you trash I don't have no stretch marks you have to have stretch marks I was never that big
Starting point is 00:08:02 to have stretch marks you trashed stretch marks I got stretch marks it's was never that big to have stretch marks. Oh, hell yeah. You tried to have stretch marks. Stretch marks? I got stretch marks. It's fucking crazy. That's crazy. But listen, offer Beyond Meat and offer your stretch marks.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Do you think you'll eventually have a percentage code? Like, use mall for 20% off Beyond Meat? Fuck no. IG page? Hell no. I just followed it for different ideas of foods to eat. Because it's hard, man. There's not a lot of vegetarian dishes that you can eat from restaurants. I never understood
Starting point is 00:08:26 being a vegetarian than eating fake meat. That looks like a cheeseburger. But it's not fake meat, though. Yeah, we got way too much to talk about beyond meat for this long. Y'all came up.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Y'all wanted to get... Yeah, you started this. Because I want to get all my mall shit out of the way. Okay, but hold up. Let me ask you this. Why do y'all niggas
Starting point is 00:08:40 watch my IG account so closely? I don't. I don't even follow you on Instagram. You do follow me on Instagram. Oh, oh all right what are you talking about say von hey write that down somewhere uh no people always send me the stupid shit you do like my next question for you how many times in our relationship do you think i've seen you smile right now all right so one right one you're not really like the smeller dude like the smile smile but you mean like taking pictures just
Starting point is 00:09:15 period oh you smile often but then it's nigga I'm always I'm always cracking jokes laughing I laugh all the time I smile all the time not with your tongue out your mouth though what whoa no pause too no no my tongue was more but in that picture was oh yeah i do have that picture oh so rory is the mole okay yeah you know you be thinking it's me all right it's not me i don't follow i don't know what's going on i got some suggestive pics of rory and videos of rory coming whoa don't you don't you guys worry. Any nigga that's branded has suggestive videos. Rory's definitely got some floating around.
Starting point is 00:09:49 He's in a frat. I had nothing to do with this Beyond Meats conversation. He had to be initiated. I had a mold. This picture, pause,
Starting point is 00:09:56 ended up in my inbox of more on keeping up with the Kardashians and I just wanted to address this because as his friend, I've never seen you this happy in my entire life.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Nah. Oh, it was a toast though. You'd have been mad happy for the toast. No, we would say, hey, like, like, like, hey, like,
Starting point is 00:10:12 that's just where they caught the screenshot. You've never said A for any of us. And you've never toasted to any of us either. Yes, we have. I toasted at your birthday.
Starting point is 00:10:21 We was by the pool. One day I'm going to tell all the bars that are about him and my discography. I don't think we've teased by the pool. One day I'm going to tell him all the bars that are about him in my discography. I don't think he's toasted to me. That's a habit. We was around. Everybody here was at your pool toasting to you.
Starting point is 00:10:33 What are you talking about? When? For your last birthday. Oh, come on. That's because Cinder did that. Y'all wasn't really trying to toast to me. Exactly. This is the type of nigga to get mad at it snowing and we going outside having fun
Starting point is 00:10:46 in the snow. Like, nigga, what's wrong with you? I'm done with you. On to what? Oh, wait. Episode number... Welcome to the Joe Budden Podcast. Episode number 146 I'm assuming? I guess. No, 145 I think. No, we are not at 144. 145. 145. Yeah, I like 145. 45?
Starting point is 00:11:01 145. Alright, episode one... See? Yeah, that's dope that we still don't know the number. Yeah. I didn't like that when we just knew the number right away before. Episode 145 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your host, Joe Budden. Rory's here. Maul's here.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Park's here. Chris Brown's here. Stavon is here. Ice is here. And that's the gang. Now, Ice is here because Ice invited himself. I wanted to talk behind his back. Because he was at the crib.
Starting point is 00:11:28 And you know how you just randomly, like, see a nigga's phone? I just glanced. I happened to gander in the direction of Ice's phone. Gander. Now, mind you, I don't know what niggas be having on their home screen. But Ice had, like, some wild shit on his home screen. And I wanted to come talk to y'all about it. But then he changed it, I don't know what niggas be having on their home screen. But Ice had, like, some wild shit on his home screen, and I wanted to come talk to y'all about it. But then he changed it, I think.
Starting point is 00:11:50 So now I don't know what to do. Why did you change your home screen? What was it? Was there emojis on the old one? Yeah. And were they pink? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:13 That's not crazy to nobody i mean yeah it's kind of crazy i don't want to say would you care to explain your background that's not crazy to even you like at what point do niggas start to admit the crazy shit see now i'm glad ice is here because i'm a simp like you nigga i'm quick i throw my baby on the home screen before they ask to. That get you points. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your credit. Oh, you had your girl on the home screen? But I didn't.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Okay. But that's going to lead to another question. So you have a girl. I see where this is going. No, but I want you to answer Rory's question from the other day that you escaped. And that was the important question. At what moment did you decide? Oh, yeah that you escaped. And that was the important question. At what moment did you decide? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I forgot my own question. Yo, she is really cool, and I'm into her. You know what? God damn it. I'm gonna do it. I'm putting her on a home screen. Hey, I'm so real with it. When they ask, hey, set both? Yes. I said both. Yeah, you got it, man.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Home screen, lock screen. Yeah, you got to do that. Wait, what? This is a thing? Like, this is what's going on? Like, this is a known... Yeah, it's a thing. You got your girl in your home in lockscreen? I do not.
Starting point is 00:13:16 You got your... I have, yeah. Sin. I got my... He got sinned. Blown up. Nah, my shit has never had a girl as my background, ever. Okay, so... You know, you don't... Rory just started letting people know he has never had a girl as my background, ever. Okay, so.
Starting point is 00:13:26 You know, you don't lie. Rory just started letting people know he has a girl. I was getting where he was getting to. That's why. You wouldn't do that now? My girl? On my home screen? I know that's preposterous, too. But all of it is preposterous.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I think my home screen is still the same shit I had from, like, my first iPhone. It just carried over mad times. I just think that when that type shit happens, you should tell your group chat at least. That he got it. Hey, guys. Yo, yo, my nigga. Shorty's on my home screen. His pink emoji's on my phone.
Starting point is 00:13:54 On my home screen. Okay, so more importantly- No one be alarmed. If you happen to see my phone. Is it you that make the decision to do that, or is it a conversation that you and your girl have? No, I do it. I do it.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Yeah, I did that. That wasn't- We can't have a conversation about it. How long you got to girl have no i do it i do it yeah i did that that wasn't we can't have a conversation about it how long you got to be together before you do that that's what i'm saying what do they do that makes you want to tricky question now's the time because that can be that can be a little to certain females that because a little scary like if she just looked down and you didn't have that talk with her and her face is on your phone i would only assume that that would kind of throw well everything that we're talking about is in under the pretense of her liking you right because we're aware that uh when they like you and when they don't the interpretation is different right so yeah she has to like you but it's like stock i mean the earlier if you get in early
Starting point is 00:14:43 before you really know if the relationship is going to flourish, and it does. You're setting the tone. Woo! You hit that one out the park. If you get in late, now you just kind of look corny because you didn't get the credit for being early and believing in a relationship. And you got your girl on your phone, which is trash. Okay. I don't know if I want to be in a relationship with a girl that puts that much credit to her being the girl on your phone which is trash. Okay. I don't know if I want
Starting point is 00:15:05 to be in a relationship with a girl that puts that much credit to her being the background on my phone. It's not for her though. No, it's not for her. It ain't got nothing to do with her.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Oh, okay. So you got your girl on your phone for you. Yeah. You don't want to... I'm cool when I open a phone. What happens when
Starting point is 00:15:20 you're mad at her or maybe you're a little tired of maybe you spent too much time together or something like that? Oh, by that maybe you're a little tired of, you know, maybe you spent too much time together or something like that? Oh, by that point, you broke your phone already. Wait.
Starting point is 00:15:31 So, like, you all the way locked in with Shorty. Yeah, Amal is amazed. I just want to wave to you two. Amal is really amazed by people being in love.
Starting point is 00:15:39 No, I'm not amazed by that. I'm just asking him because if he's doing that, I would assume that if it's not something that she asked or... That's the ever we in. I would assume because you're on the home screen that you're taking this thing seriously. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Nigga, that's your... Come on, nigga. I pressed the button. No, no, no. Since Ice hopped over my other question, I want to know why none of us have met her or you haven't brought her around. You was at Joe's crib on what day was that? When I stopped by real quick. Saturday? Everybody was there on Saturday. Or you haven't brought her around. You was at Joe's crib on what day was that? When I stopped by real quick. Saturday?
Starting point is 00:16:06 Everybody was there on Saturday. Why you ain't bring her through? She didn't get to see the baby, say what's up to Sin. So wait. Let Sin feel her out. So y'all never... I don't know. Have I met your girl?
Starting point is 00:16:15 No. That's crazy. I don't see y'all that often though. You see Joe every weekend. Not every weekend. That's a good question. This is a story that will go down in the love and hip-hop history books. But what is the truth? What is a lie? That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Hey, my nigga. What's up, my nigga? What's up? Why we ain't meeting? What is the truth? And what is a lie? Why we ain't meet your girl? We could have done this behind your back, man. You're not even talking.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Y'all are mean. Y'all are mean. Hey, nigga, shut up. You start asking about his queen, right? Nah, y'all are mean'all all right so we get off you let's get into some things that this podcast is accurately predicted unfortunately because I was really hoping to be wrong about this disease thing it's word in journalism it's called breaking news
Starting point is 00:17:02 yo but one of the stories the chick was I don't know one of the stories that came out she didn't I don't I don't think that that was enough I've seen a lot of women saying that they didn't think that shorty had a case they said that that was sounding like she was just talking a bunch of bullshit I will say that you know not not to sound insensitive and I'm getting off this but when you I was reading the text I guess we're so I'm conditioned now to have our have my antennas up so when I read the when I was reading the text, I guess we're so, I'm conditioned now to have my antennas up. So when I read the text, it was like, damn,
Starting point is 00:17:28 if I received that text, I would feel like I was being set up. It just read, you can always tell when texts just read different. You can always tell when back in the day when somebody was listening
Starting point is 00:17:38 on three-way. You can just tell. You can definitely tell when a chick is texting you and plans on screenshotting that shit. Yeah, yeah, yo. When can definitely tell when a chick is texting you and plans on screenshotting that shit. Yeah, yeah. Your whole rhythm is... When chicks start saying shit
Starting point is 00:17:48 like, heard you, I'm like, hold up. You're not going to heard you be. See, that's what y'all miss. Get the fuck out of here. That's when you voice note them to death. Voice note disappear. Not if they keep it.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Yeah. They just screenshot the voice note. It says right there. It's kept. You can't put a voice note on Twitter. The's kept you can't put can you put a voice note on Twitter like the way you can put a screenshot you might be a little safer
Starting point is 00:18:09 she could probably play it she could put a voice note in a group chat right probably I don't know can I send you a voice note and you can send it to somebody else I don't think so
Starting point is 00:18:18 I don't think so I think on the update they'll fix it yeah I'm sure Apple's listening right now you don't feel trans sending a voice note but it's some shit you don't now. You don't feel trans sending a voice note? But it's some shit you own one screenshot.
Starting point is 00:18:30 It's nothing worse than sending a voice note, really getting into your bag in an argument, and your thumb slip, and you stop recording, and you're like, fuck, I ain't even get that. I ain't even get that ball off. Like, damn. Yo, the only time I ever use the voice note thing is when I'm fucking texting, sending it to the group chat so y'all can hear how I'm laughing at y'all idiots. I never actually turned it on and spoke. I don't respond when people send me those.
Starting point is 00:18:51 I'm like, why did you text me words? Well, where the voice note button is is just set up for the wet up because you can have that shit in your pocket and then you realize you just sent a minute voice note to somebody. Oh, I'm the king of sending you two minute voice notes and we're in my pocket but anyway we got too much shit to talk about we've talked about aziz man and don't worry
Starting point is 00:19:09 more well i like word on the street there's a few more stories coming on you know that's yeah that's why i can't even you you got to be careful who you are quick to defend i'm not defending them i'm just saying that that one particular case i saw with the the i forgot what the woman's name was but i've seen a lot of women saying like you know shorty had opportune time to leave and this that and the third like that wasn't abuse that's what a lot of women were like saying like that wasn't abuse yeah i've seen the same thing specific to that this case in this case only and it also wasn't a situation where she worked for him or around him where if she left that would jeopardize her career right there was time for her to leave and
Starting point is 00:19:51 then when she went back and continued on with the sexual act after she stated that aziz was like if you're uncomfortable right we don't have to do this right so i think those type of cases kind of take away from the women that are actually being abused to be quite honest yeah but that's why a lot of women don't that's the problem why a lot of women don't come forward because they
Starting point is 00:20:11 they feel like when women are caught lying that means all women are lying exactly you know what I mean so and this was perfect for everyone to go I told you so on the male side
Starting point is 00:20:21 right which is a bit unfortunate but we have failed at covering this topic in the past six months, so we should maybe move on. You're absolutely right, Rory. Let's move on.
Starting point is 00:20:33 What the fuck is Seal doing? And why is that so funny, Rory? What the fuck is Seal doing? Why is that funny? Apparently, if she don't want to kiss, a rose matters none. At all. No way. Yo, how could you make this beautiful song and be a predator?
Starting point is 00:20:55 What the fuck is wrong with you niggas? You can't sing about the sea. I just. But I'm telling you, man, it this this error that we in it exposes so much about people you can't even hit that see that note he just hit
Starting point is 00:21:08 no that is a predator note if you hit that note nigga what are you doing hitting that note he about to kill this shit right here
Starting point is 00:21:21 yo yo speaking of these oh well let's talk about Seal though what's up with Seal? Seal is ugly enough to be a predator it looks like he could play Predator
Starting point is 00:21:38 you couldn't escape that song not at all that shit was on every fucking second that song killed not at all that shit was on every fucking second yo that that song killed now volume 19 shit it might have been on 19 through 27
Starting point is 00:21:52 yo Rory definitely bought now buying a now is fucking crazy Kevin Lowndes put fucking pump it up on a now before my album came out that was probably your biggest check too before my
Starting point is 00:22:04 before now he put let me tell you how much of a piece of shit i hate def jam kevin lowe's put pump it up on now volume 42 before my debut album and then the week before my debut album put it on the fast and furious soundtrack which sold 400 000 units week one i hate Jam. I can't wait to interview Kevin Lyles. God damn it. Speaking of your former rap career, somebody tagged me in that Vince Carter Nike commercial. I killed that joke. I don't
Starting point is 00:22:33 know what you're about to say. I'm not trying to crack jokes. I'm just saying I forgot about that commercial. Yeah, yeah. Dub B killed that beat too. Speaking of songs that's a little funny now, Ice ice while you hear your man chris brown um you ever listen to the words to that no exit song yeah i listen to it it's crazy are you uncomfortable by it no honestly i'm not even
Starting point is 00:23:01 joking right now listen ice and i share the same love for Chris Brown's album. So I caught myself cleaning on a Sunday singing No Exit because I loved that song. And I was like, whoa. Wait a second. What are you talking about on there? Not letting a woman escape. The song is called No Exit. He meant that shit.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Yeah, not in this climate. You can't make records like that. You know what song I heard recently that was a little rapey to me? Jewel Santana, Chris Brown, Back to the Crib. The chorus is She Don't Even Know Yet, but we going back to the crib. That's kind of wild. That's crazy. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Ice, you don't care about this no exit thing. No, I'm trying to think. No, don't think. No, the lyrics are coming. Here it is. Right here. I don't know what he said there right there, but it was all right. That's when the molly kicking in.
Starting point is 00:24:01 When the molly start kicking in, you start slurring your words and shit. It works, though. She got to be on molly, too. Yeah, for sure. Wait, wait, hold up. Let me make this very clear, my love. I'm not going nowhere. Swag.
Starting point is 00:24:23 There's no exit. There's no exit. I'm not going nowhere. Swag. There's no exit. There's no exit. I'm not worried about nothing. Because you can't go anywhere. Defend it. Shit. I ain't looking at that one. It's worse.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Hold up. Here we go. I was thinking this far. It really ain't no exit. I felt mad silence in the Lambs. Girl. It really ain't no exit. I felt mad silence in the Lambs. Girl, it really ain't no exit. Hey, you can't escape. Hey.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Shit. Don't worry about it. Shit, man. Great record. I love that song. I love that song. Yeah, great record. But I just feel like the best songs are made from honesty, much like comedy.
Starting point is 00:25:04 The best comedy is birthed from honest shit. You gotta be careful, man, with the messages you put in your songs. Chris Brown can't tell no chicken ain't no egg. If you just said that to a woman. Well, he got a couple. I listen to his catalog and even going back,
Starting point is 00:25:19 if you listen to the first verse of Poppin', it's a little... Chris Brown is scary talented, man. Like, his talent level is scary. He just... Listen. You can get away with a lot... He got in his own way, man.
Starting point is 00:25:31 ...if you could sing it or rap it well. Because rappers and R&B singers have gotten away with some shit you could never just say to a girl. I keep telling y'all all of these sexual allegations and these... How did we get back to that?
Starting point is 00:25:44 God damn it I thought we left it it's all like you said it kind of sounds rapey yeah it's all in the same pot I'm getting off of there because I don't want us to sound fucking rapey oh well my next topic is kind of rapey too oh but wait but listen now alright ladies
Starting point is 00:25:59 hold up damn it where's my fucking ladies this is good for y'all number one and y'all had to know that this was the next step i'm scared i'm going this let me all right so let me make a timeline for some of the younger people even more nervous when you make time and since i'm making a timeline let me throw this little sidebar out. My son done lost his virginity and ain't touched the Xbox since. Oh, man. That's how it goes.
Starting point is 00:26:29 That nigga ain't asked for a video game or nothing. He's been touching another type of box. Xbox, nigga? Yeah, but he... You know how much swag
Starting point is 00:26:36 I walked out of my room that next day? See my... Yo, what's up? What's good, Mom? Well, that's you. Much like me, because the apple
Starting point is 00:26:44 don't fall far from the tree. Man, when I've got my first piece of pussy that I enjoy, boy, was I open. I'm seeing some of those traits. Yeah. Yeah. He ain't texting you back fast enough? Nah. No, not that.
Starting point is 00:26:58 I follow Trey on IG. I see it. Yeah, you look a little. He's definitely. You can never say that that's not Joe Budden's son. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, that's a little. He's definitely, you can never say that that's not Joe Budden's son. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, that's a fact. He's smitten.
Starting point is 00:27:09 You can't deny him. But anyway. Did this nigga just say smitten? I did. Yeah, my son be mad smitten. He do. Smitten. But he tries to look cool.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I don't ever want to be smitten. What's like right under smitten? But then wait, let me tell you. So his ass and his little 16 year old friend that i did not take to come to my house somehow he was in my house uh and chef john was listening to them plot in the kitchen trey don't know who the chef john is it'd be the chef beyond chef yeah chef john told me about all that shit trey be saying or he will never talk around chef John again after he hears this one.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Something about, yeah. I'm not going to talk around Chef John. It was something, Chef John works for me. I don't understand. People that work for you
Starting point is 00:27:53 should have some type of loyalty to you. But fucking, Chef John, if Trey was on, eh, let me not even talk about it. Another nigga fought?
Starting point is 00:28:00 It looked that way. This is live? NBA game. Who is that nigga? That was a weak ass choco. We don't want to fight. We can't watch TV during the podcast. But anyway, what was I talking about before I got into my...
Starting point is 00:28:13 Chef John. All right, so let me paint the timeline for y'all. Not Chef John. Fucking Chef John is trying to give me a heart attack with all this fucking cholesterol. Word, bro. You got to stop posting bacon and sausage every single morning. Rory is calling me. It's a lot of bacon. Rory is calling me.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Well, Chef John is 300 pounds. Well, no, he used to be. But you could tell. You got fat dude plates every day. No, I give half of it to my dogs. Yeah, they enjoy it. I was concerned as a friend. I wasn't even trying to crack jokes.
Starting point is 00:28:38 I called you concerned. I'm concerned as a dog owner. I'm like, yo, your nigga's going to get a heart attack one day. I told you that when I went to the crib the last time. I'm like, yo, y'all niggas gonna get a heart attack one day. Nigga, I told you that when I went to the crib the last time. I'm like, nigga, Harlem and Brooklyn got big, man. Like, Harlem got big. I think Harlem can stand up and walk.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Honestly. On his hind legs. Yeah, that ass. That's crazy. So here's the timeline. Young people, back in the day, oh, they really trying to go. Back in the day,
Starting point is 00:29:04 when you met a bisexual girl. It was like epic. It wasn't a common thing. Yes. Right. Then times change and that just became cool and whatever. Also, if you were too young for the white girls with ass phenomenon, the Asian girls with ass ass phenomenon when they started to become shapely you know these are segments that are doc well documented in time right so then we had to get
Starting point is 00:29:32 used to the whole surgery thing where everybody started getting surgery but then i accepted that because today in 2018 there are new ways to age and god damn it if you want to go and enhance yourself by all means go ahead and do what you got to do however what did you think the next step was from women putting cock in their ass did nobody think about the evolution did anybody stop to think about hey if this continues what's next see because i obsess over shit so i asked that so what is next before we get to that point we still don't even know how these asses are going to age no it's over now the fucking sex robots are here what the fuck did y'all think was coming next sex robots are here yeah not the little plastic blow-up dolls
Starting point is 00:30:26 that al bundy had in the no ma'am club in the basement was that the name of the club i don't know but it is now that's a great fucking man it was no ma'am no ma'am i think it was no man al bundy don't get enough credit outside his four touchdowns at Pocahontas. But the next step would be fucking a robot. Is that the next step after surgery? A whole different human being that's not a human being? Yeah. Yes. The robots are here.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Fucking a robot is crazy. Fam, we've been talking about robots on this podcast for a month straight. Yeah. Yo, every time I go to my fucking barber he's fucking a robot no he is so excited to talk to this little alexa bitch uh alexa do this alexa volume down alexa nigga shut the fuck up alexa gonna be cutting your hair one day that's what no you're not hearing what I'm saying. I'm hearing it. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:31:28 The robots are here. I go to the supermarket, there's one nigga that had to check out. That's when you got to steal food. The robots are here already. And they're fucking. That is wild, though. All the things that robots
Starting point is 00:31:40 would start to do with, we're going to go with fucking first. But what I'm saying is... All the things, they could solve war. We could put them out to shoot other robots from other countries nah let's just go fuck them you gotta be a you were just a different type of weirdo to fuck other sex robots od okay now i think you'd fuck of course time out yeah time out before this conversation progresses necrophilia is a thing number one i i know joe yeah that's why it's a weirdo and i'm not into it it's a thing to
Starting point is 00:32:06 the weirdos okay so before we go too far into judgment day no i'll happily judge someone that fucks a dead body can i talk or y'all gonna talk i i have a question for everybody in the room sure has anyone in here ever used used a fifi what's a fif fee i've never i've never been locked up in prison so no yeah no no it's a fee fee if you at first of all if you a nigga that has your freedom and you're at home using a fee fee they should take you right back to jail for that they should bring you up on further charges and put you in the same cell you just got out of okay so time that's fine. Nothing wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:32:45 None of y'all haven't used it. But more, you sound like you do know what it is. Oh, yeah. So my question to you is, if that can be a common practice, because at one stage in life, a Fifi was common practice. No, it's common practice to niggas in jail
Starting point is 00:33:03 that don't have females around. When you're in the free world where there's women around, meet some women. Have conversations. Of course, because humans adapt. We just adapt to wherever we are. So we don't know until we're in the circumstance what we're what our abilities are it wasn't until i was institutionalized that i knew a fifi felt good that feels good it does not feel bad when you don't have other options so my point in saying that is institutionalized
Starting point is 00:33:37 you did a night talking like morgan freeman and shawshank how long was you locked up? Rory doesn't know my history at all. Really? Rory doesn't know very much about me at all. But my point is, if that can feel good in a way, in any circumstance, then why the fuck wouldn't they try to put some shit in the robot and have them niggas fuck? Fuck them. No, but here's my-
Starting point is 00:34:01 With graphics and shit. Listen, do you see what they're doing on the fucking robots? Do you see how advanced- They let you design. They let you build your robot. Shit, if you pay for a chick's surgery right now, she'll let you build her. If you're going to pay for it.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Yeah. How big you want this ass? How big you want these titties? You're going to pay for it? Like, it's the same shit. There's nothing that they're ever going to replicate replicate that's gonna equate to a real woman i don't give a fuck sex robot fifi there's nothing like a real of course so all of that other shit is just the weirdos trying to take over the world niggas that create sex robots are the niggas in
Starting point is 00:34:39 the basements that are coming out to get fresh air can i ask you a question he's right can i can i ask you a question? This would normally be for my side weirdo podcast that I'm going to start. If human civilization had to come to an end, could you give me the three ways that you think it would end? It would
Starting point is 00:35:00 definitely end with some type of artificial intelligence for sure. That's your number one well yeah i mean they kind of thought that they kind of thought that would y2k kind of yeah i think it was trash that was just i think technology technology is i think they were just i think they were early i think that technology is going to do it and they were maybe uh maybe 100 years early yeah i would say technology it's coming if you look around the world it's coming yeah i would say technology but my thing is with all these sex robot shits again it's it's the weirdos that are
Starting point is 00:35:35 just you know the smart kids in school that would eat pencils all day they're adults now and they've they've graduated from mit and they've gone on to do great things. They need companionship. Yeah, and they never had a real woman. All right, so just for the sake of conversation, nobody in this room would ever fuck a sex robot. Hell no. No. Correct.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Fuck no. Anybody ever did coke in this room? Excuse me? Excuse me. I didn't hear what you said. I know you didn't. No, I swear to everything, too. No, honestly, I didn't hear what you said. Seriously. I said, has No, I swear to God. I swear to everything, too. No, honestly, I didn't hear what you said.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Seriously. I said, has anybody ever done coke? No. Okay. Molly. Because of you, yeah. Joseph and Molly. This nigga wouldn't leave me alone until I did Molly, man.
Starting point is 00:36:19 This nigga followed me around the house with a pill. That's crazy. No, now that I think about it, that was how the first, yeah. This nigga wouldn't leave me alone, man. Hey, yo. Nobody think that that line is wild. It is wild. The most wildest nigga in the world.
Starting point is 00:36:32 No, it is wild, but you know it's true, though. You was like, here, just, why not, bro? At the 17 why not bros, it turns out, just give me the fucking pill. Oh, you had to see the molly I gave Slaughterhouse in Afghanistan. Molly in Afghanistan is just crazy. I don't know where we was, but I found some molly out there, and I wasn't going to do it alone. Man, them niggas was tripping. Because that shit was not molly.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yo, I don't know what was the... Oh, man, that was a great night. I had to call the guys, man. You got to call the guys. The guys. Get the band back together. You got to call the guys. The guys. Get the band back together. All right, Maul. Give us the...
Starting point is 00:37:09 See, certain shit we could... Like, I come on here and try to break news. You have the ability to break news, but you pussy, so you won't do it. You could have called this Chris Paul shit a long time ago. Right? The Rockets?
Starting point is 00:37:20 Yeah. Actually, I did predict that Chris Paul was going to fuck somebody up this year. I just thought it would be James Harden. But I didn't know they would. Yo, 2018 is going to be a good year. Oh, you're talking about the last night? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:35 That was Trev, man. That was Trev and Austin getting into that. And then James and Chris was holding Trev down. See, I was asleep I missed I kind of missed What did Austin wasn't even playing He was talking shit to Trev On the sideline
Starting point is 00:37:49 Toward the end of the game And Trev didn't like it Well there was a couple Plays Austin can't talk shit to Trev Like Austin shut the fuck It's like shut up Nigga I'll slap you
Starting point is 00:37:58 Nah You can't do that Trev Why not Austin Rivers can't talk tough Like come on. Because the whole NBA looks at you like the privileged kid whose dad is GM. The only reason you're even on this team. Now, not saying Austin can't play.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Let me say that. But you have said that in the past. And he's gotten better. Yeah, and he's gotten better. But he was given the opportunity to grow and get better because of who his father is. And his father brought him to the team. It was a lot like the NBA knows. The NBA community knows that he was definitely given more space and opportunity to grow than most other players would be given.
Starting point is 00:38:34 So now when you're on the sideline talking like you're, you know, an elite guy and you're talking tough like shut the fuck up. It turns into like I'll slap you. But Austin got a big contract, right? His dad gave him a contract. I don't give a fuck if the garbage man gave me the big contract. Once I got it, bitch, I'm here. No, you're here. But you can't start talking.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Does he make more than Trev? I don't know what Austin's contract is. So if they're in the same ballpark of payment. And I'm just playing playing but it's not even about the it's not even about the contract well what was he saying i don't know tell us yes you do i don't know i didn't talk to i texted him and we were just laughing about i didn't ask him i didn't ask him what was said but it was just that type of shit and then it just spilled over into trev wanted to go to the locker room and fuck austin rivers up well it turns into like yo let's
Starting point is 00:39:22 in front of his dad after the game yeah let's see Let's see what's up. I can't fight it in front of his dad. Let's see where your hands is at. Who thinks Austin Rivers has hands? What are you talking about, Maul? Let's just see, though. If you talking...
Starting point is 00:39:32 Yo, it's certain niggas. No, no, no. No, but that's the thing. You can't... That's what I'm saying. You can't talk like you can do that if you can't. It ain't about the contracts.
Starting point is 00:39:40 It's like, yo, don't talk tough because you're not willing to go and do tough shit. You can't do black people shit at these white people events. That's why they did it in the locker room. Let's go in the locker room. You know how it is. That's still at the white people event.
Starting point is 00:39:51 It's at the venue, but it's like it's in a locker room. Whatever happens in here stays in here. That's not true. All the reporters are here. Gilbert Arenas would say otherwise. All the reporters are here. That's only because it turned into a big, it turned into like a big security. All right. So let me let me ask you a question and you may avoid it, but I'm going to ask you anyway.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Since you know all the league wide rumors, I went to the ESPN and know everything. Niggas think Blake Griffin is chump, huh? Not that he's chump. That means he's chump. Yeah. But, you know. And I'm not saying that, Blake. They don't think that he's chump. That means he's chump, yeah. But, you know. And I'm not saying that, Blake. They don't think that he's chump.
Starting point is 00:40:29 I don't want to smoke. Because Blake, he's a big dude. That's what I'm saying. I'm cool, Blake. He's not chump. But it's just, that NBA shit ain't going to go past that, man. It's not going to turn into, you know what I mean? It's just, it's that.
Starting point is 00:40:43 But, you know, didn't they have two other NBA niggas try to get into it on yesterday Ben Simmons and Kyle Lowry got ejected and was like there's fights
Starting point is 00:40:52 in the Houston Clippers game too there's a couple little scraps all of that shit just seen a fight like niggas act like they want to step up
Starting point is 00:40:58 wait y'all don't think there's an Aaron Hernandez of the NBA oh no don't get it twisted there's some dudes in the NBA that's really from that background don't get it twisted. There's some dudes in the NBA that's really from that background. Don't get it twisted.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Yeah, no doubt. Top of the list is Zach Rangel to me. But a lot of these dudes is not. The ones that you see, that's not them. They're not doing that. All right. So you don't care. No.
Starting point is 00:41:19 I mean, that shit last night was just Chris Paul, Blake Griffin shit. But is Trev okay? Yeah. No, he's good. Okay. He's good. All right. As But is Trev okay? Yeah. No, he's good. Okay. He's good. All right. As long as Trev's okay.
Starting point is 00:41:28 All right. Kevin Spacey hates niggas. That was a great segue, by the way. Allegedly. What do you say? This one hurts. I really liked Kevin Spacey, man. I did.
Starting point is 00:41:39 So Kevin Spacey went from touching boys, right? Touching little boys. To hating niggas. He's having a hell of a year. I was going to say. Who'd he piss off? That's what I want to know. Apparently, during a taping of House of Cards in 2012,
Starting point is 00:41:58 a taping in which a lot of black people were working in production, one of the black people from the production company or security team overheard Kevin Spacey say, I don't want all these niggas watching my trailer. Shit. Listen, Kevin Spacey, well, we've been fair. I don't want a bunch of niggas watching my trailer either. So, Spacey, I'm with you, bro.
Starting point is 00:42:24 But I can say that. But boycott the NFL, right, Mo? No, but I can say that because I'm a with you bro but I can say that but boycott the NFL right Moe no but I can say that because I'm a black man so I can say that Kevin Spacey can't but we share the same
Starting point is 00:42:31 sentiment so this happened in 2012 he just expressed it and he shouldn't but I feel him I understand where he's coming from like don't
Starting point is 00:42:38 I don't want all these niggas watching my trailer bro yo Chain Tuck Mall is wild Chain Tuck Mall is a whole different animal. But it's the truth, though. You want a whole bunch of...
Starting point is 00:42:47 I know you feel the same way. I don't want no niggas watching. Exactly. Exactly. Kevin Spacey just shouldn't be the one saying it, but I understand where he's coming from. I understand what he's saying. Black people can say that, though.
Starting point is 00:43:00 That's what I'm saying. We can say it. I will beat Kevin Spacey's ass. Yeah, no, for sure. If I overheard it. 100% for sure, but I feel him. I understand what i'm saying we can say i will beat kevin spacey yeah no for sure 100 for sure but i feel him i understand what he's saying he just he just shouldn't say that no he just shouldn't say it and i feel like black people love kevin spacey we did like he was one of us like we kind of like he did usual suspects man yeah like we took him in that's why this one hurts man verbal can't you acting like that that's what niggas gotta stop doing but took him in that's why this one hurts man verbal can't you acting like
Starting point is 00:43:25 that that's what niggas gotta stop doing but that's why that's why at the end of the day i feel like all white people are like that behind closed doors i feel like parks 100 says niggas when we leave i know he cleans up like these fucking nigger joe keeps coming ahead spilling shit on my carpet 1000 i know parks for sure know Park said that. For sure. Because Rory dates black women, so I know when he get mad, that nigga bitch keep coming calling my car. Let's stop rumors now. I have never said that.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Rory, don't do that. Don't do what? In the privacy by yourself in the house, you've never done that? No. He ain't keeping it real with his niggas. He got to keep it real with his niggas, man. He got to keep it real with his niggas he gotta keep it real with his niggas man he gotta keep it real with his niggas yo come back man he gotta keep it real with his niggas man you've never said that no well you're you're i i grew up around black people my whole life i it was just
Starting point is 00:44:17 not in my vocabulary i couldn't what you mean i keep saying more than his own podcast. I 100% believe Rory has said that about a girl that pissed him off. No. I don't think that. I don't think that
Starting point is 00:44:31 and I don't think all white people feel like that but it hurts that Kevin Spacey. No, that's because you feel like that but they have said it
Starting point is 00:44:35 amongst themselves. I grew up in the era where white people got punched in the fucking face for saying that word. It was not in my vocabulary at all. The 90s was different, more. Yeah, it was different.
Starting point is 00:44:48 You're getting a little fucked up today. You're acting like i just came outside last night like i was yeah i know it was different but i'm just saying it by yourself it's not even i don't say it by myself nobody's around nobody's around i was trying to get niggas to admit it when no one's around like you know how much shit i say when nobody's around oh my god when your girls say just admit it i won't be mad they're trying to set me up i would be hurt i would be hurt if leo said some shit like this leonardo dicaprio like there's a few white actors that i mean i would feel away if they if they said some shit like that i'm a little hurt about it kevin's basically but fuck him yeah no it's over from that but see that's the thing about us though once we do it once once we do away with nah it's over for him but see that's the thing about us though
Starting point is 00:45:25 once we do once we do away with you it's over you can't come back yeah yeah I'm cool Kevin Spacey can't we can't
Starting point is 00:45:31 we won't watch nothing for free on Netflix from Kevin Spacey anymore like it's over nah nah bye Kevin Spacey yeah it's over
Starting point is 00:45:38 do y'all wanna talk about nah I'm off of Kevin Spacey I don't care about this we can talk about this now i'm off of kevin spacey uh i don't care about this uh we can talk about this cardi tattoo that's on this guy's neck which we talked about on uh afterthoughts tattooing your girl's name on you we can we predict a lot of shit on this podcast we do what is that sick i don't i just don't understand what that because Because to me, that's just so cliche now. I'm trying to root for Offset and Migos after our 2017 fallout. Let me just I'm trying to root for some of the people that I had fallout with the Migos.
Starting point is 00:46:19 There's a few other people that I'm trying to root for out there. No, I'm I'm I'm rooting for them, too. I just don't understand. I'm just talking about she's getting your girlfriend or your boyfriend's name tattered on you. I just don't understand. I don't understand the phone background, so I couldn't even begin to start with a tattoo. Ice, explain this to us. What y'all want me to explain, man? What's up?
Starting point is 00:46:40 Ask away, Rory. I'm here. I know. You skipped all my questions. I'm done interviewing Ice Someone else gotta do this That's true too Ice have you ever had
Starting point is 00:46:47 A girl's name tattooed on you I don't have any tattoos Could've got it removed Ice pussy I don't have any tattoos Me either To put on me permanently This is my only thing
Starting point is 00:46:59 Alright so let's Let's try to Let me try to navigate this To a place that maybe Some of you guys Will be able to identify with. The engagement, right? The tattoo is a lot of little things that are happening as a result of him fucking on camera. So I wanted to ask you, gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:47:24 What are some of the Lengths Paws That you guys have gone to When either Faced with the potential Of getting caught cheating Or
Starting point is 00:47:35 Facing the music Of getting caught cheating Well what are some of the Worst ways you've ever been Caught cheating Mo I really wish you could Jump in in this conversation But you know
Starting point is 00:47:44 Life just never I don't cheat Yeah I don't but life just never led you. I don't cheat. Life never led you to a point where you had that bond. I've had that bond. I don't cheat. Man, you got to stop jumping out the window. You'll get her forgiveness back. You don't have to marry her or tattoo her name in your skin. Give it like
Starting point is 00:47:59 a day. Don't just jump. Just don't jump. Like, alright, well fuck, I guess I got gotta go to the tattoo spot. Like, let her calm down. And then we'll talk about it. Young niggas don't know no better, man. What Joe does is great. He gives a woman a whole album.
Starting point is 00:48:16 I think that's genius. That's romantic. That's dope as fuck. Oh, nigga shooting at me. No, I think that's dope. Like, when you just do a whole album that's music forever that's that's crazy that's dope that is very nice you made some of your best records when you were in love so that was that was dope that is dope right no well seriously all jokes aside 100 following them all after the podcast he's not going to just it's not leaving here wearing a
Starting point is 00:48:43 chain we're going to get to the end of this alright so y'all don't care that this nigga is fucking y'all trying oh y'all trying I get it
Starting point is 00:48:51 I get it I get it niggas trying to blow their own spots up here this one anytime you talk about some shit that a nigga
Starting point is 00:48:57 will incriminate himself this room gets weak yeah like what's up with y'all niggas man I don't understand Joe and Rory damn everybody already knows my past transgressions Wait, yeah. What's up with y'all niggas, man? I don't understand, Joe and Rory.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Damn. Everybody already knows my past transgressions. I know, man. It was a joke. I'm also talking about Rory. I've been a change, man. Rory's been sipping that bottle for 17 straight seconds. That's good. This is what I was saying about Rory, too, before you got here.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Rory, in his unemployment, loves to hang out. You don't know what that is. Yes, Tom. Says the guy that was just hanging out at TRO. You wasn't asked to be there. He was just there. That joke ain't funny enough to repeat it 90 times. It's the truth.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Like, you don't even know that. It was cool. It lacks the zinger now. It lacks the zinger. Yeah, you know the zing. But you, nigga, you like to hang out. And why is that such an insult? Why is he attacking me because I'm saying you like to hang out?
Starting point is 00:49:52 It's networking, bro. He's attacking my character. No, because you're lying. He has more free time now. You don't network? Well, I want to know where I hang out. The club? Where am I hanging out?
Starting point is 00:50:04 Wait, am I in the fucking, am I in Bizarre World? Am I in the nature? Bizarre talked to you last week. Okay, wait, wait, exactly where are you referring to, though, when he was hanging out, when you say hanging out? Rory is everywhere. Rory puts me on to all of the new trendy popping spots. Oh, no, Rory.
Starting point is 00:50:20 And invites me there sometimes. No, Rory's that guy. He's always been that guy, though. He always knows a good- That's why I don't understand why Rory's denying it. He's always been that guy, though. He always knows a good- That's why I don't understand why Rory's denying it. No, but he always knows a good bar. He knows a good bar.
Starting point is 00:50:28 He knows a good- I was doing that when I had a job. Yeah, like, I hit him about that stuff. Yeah, no, but he was doing that when he had a job. But my point is,
Starting point is 00:50:34 if you're that guy, wouldn't you have hung out? Rory's hangout, man. I say that and this nigga squares up with me. No, he's definitely, he knows- You're hangout, man, bro.
Starting point is 00:50:44 He knows a good bar. He knows where the best Jameson's at. Well, he's Irish. He's Irish. I'm still just And this nigga Squares up with me Nah he's definitely He knows You're hangout man He knows a good bar He knows where the best Jameson is at He's Irish I still just wonder Where I've been hanging out Cause I've been at the crib You're hangout man
Starting point is 00:50:51 You're hangout man He 100% is hangout man You hangman for real man Wait dude So do y'all wanna talk about The culture too Dropping I know that's really big
Starting point is 00:51:02 To the hip hop world Yeah let's talk about it That's Migos' second album? I gotta hear it. The first album was good. They had an album before Culture, I thought. Yeah, they did. That one didn't really. No, I think it was a mixtape. I don't know if it was an album. Really? No, they had an album.
Starting point is 00:51:18 I thought they had an album. I don't know. I'm the last nigga to act like I'm well-versed on my Migos. Oh, yeah, and I can't tell the difference between an album and a fucking mixtape anymore anyway. anyway yeah we don't know but when does it come out i don't know save on somebody check it's how the fuck would i know culture too it's next part yeah or the friday after oh really it's real soon real soon yeah and i think i saw i don't want to isn't it isn't they single number one right now on urban yes they got a new motorsport no the old one congrats to the label man january 26 good for you i i was totally wrong about that song i
Starting point is 00:51:52 thought that song would come and come and go and it did but y'all made the label keep spending so you ain't heard nobody i've been out a couple times and ain't heard it. I've been beasting to hear it. Motorsport? Yeah. You heard it. Come on. You got a chain on. I don't go nowhere, bro. I'll tell you about some spots that I hang out with. I literally don't go anywhere. If I don't play it, I don't hear it.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Honestly. Yeah, but it's been too cold. Yeah. Well, speaking of that in Atlantic, did you see Nipsey's tweet about streaming? Yeah, that was interesting. A lot of people made sure we saw that. We was all at it. That was what I was confused about.
Starting point is 00:52:32 This podcast is about that. It's about that. So why the fuck are they adding us like we aren't aware? No, no, no. But they were just trying to make sure that we saw it. I tweeted the same type of information a couple days before that came out. I'll read it. This is all based off 1 million streams. YouTube is
Starting point is 00:52:49 $690. Spotify is $4,370. Apple Music is $7,350. Entitled is $12,500. Amazon Music is $4,020. YouTube is not $690. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:53:05 This is a little different Because YouTube is a free platform So I don't know if you could Base that off there Like you can't really Gauge how many people Are subscribing Because of your album And how many people
Starting point is 00:53:13 Are playing it YouTube gives you More than $690 That was my only thing About it Like did we fact check That's all I All I know
Starting point is 00:53:20 On that whole list Is that that Is false And Spotify also And they don't pay you a lot, but that number is like a little too low. Spotify, I believe, has a free part as well. It has ads,
Starting point is 00:53:31 but I think there is a free subscription you can do for Spotify because I think that changes a lot because title is not as many subscribers. And if you bring in a certain amount of people for your exclusive project, they're going to pay you more. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:43 So while I see what Nipsey's saying here, this is gauge different because they are different platforms. Yeah, it's interesting, but I think that's pretty common knowledge, I thought. I mean, not common, I guess, but... I guess it's not common to the casual fan. To anybody that sells records.
Starting point is 00:54:04 I guess for people to see it written gives you a different reaction. I got a lot of responses when I talked about how when you sell an album, you make $6, $7, whatever it is. If you stream an album 100 times, you make $0.90. Someone asked me what the difference is between buying and streaming album 100 times and that is the math so speaking of that now that you say that and my memory is really trash so forgive me if i fuck this up but in jimmy ivine's interview that he did where he was talking about not leaving apple i think yeah he he mentioned he mentioned he was talking about the future of streaming and streaming
Starting point is 00:54:47 music and all that shit and he said that something about how maybe apple was behind because or somebody was behind or streaming periods behind on itunes because there's not original i want to find what he said because i'm really butchering what he said whatever he said though about not being able to stream original shit multiple times podcasting was the answer to I would have to hear the quote
Starting point is 00:55:16 because find that fucking quote say Vaughn pull up that interview of Jimmy Iovine saying he's not leaving Apple and go all the way to the end of it because that's where it was and that had me like wait what nigga so what was the gist though I have to I have to read it he was defending something that was just it just didn't make sense it didn't it didn't it didn't sound right but we'll pull it up uh But to piggyback off of Rory's conversation, I did want to speak about this too,
Starting point is 00:55:46 because I thought this was intriguing. Disney planning to buy all of Fox's assets. That's really, if anybody is paying, paying like really close attention in the, in the content world and just like in media and corporate America, there's a lot going on oh disney's doing their own shit there is a well they're about to start their own netflix type
Starting point is 00:56:10 of situation that's happening they disney pulled all of their marvel shit from netflix yeah in purchasing this uh all the fox assets they reclaim the rights to some of the Marvel heroes that were sold before Disney purchased. Like, what's the nigga that everybody likes? Deadpool. Okay. Captain America. And there's one more. This deal also really affects sports as well.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Yeah, I don't know if that's true i think fox still retains its sports they retain fs1 i read this so let me read it to you guys i'll go because this article and let me give credit to usa today this article explains how this purchase affects sports uh movies and all this shit So it says what this means for movies. For superhero fans, buying 20th Century Fox's film and TV studios could help Disney fulfill many comic book fans' long-awaited dream. A return of the X-Men and Fantastic Four characters to the original owner. And that would be because they sold off the rights. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Right. Let's see uh the sale gives marvel home to the iron man captain america and avengers franchise is the ability to fully integrate the popular characters into future films together that's big uh so that affects that let's see star wars i don't give a fuck about star wars uh for sports fans disney has a new roster of sports networks to complement espn and to bolster its direct-to-consumer espn plus subscription streaming service expected to launch next year pause there for a minute youtube is also launching youtube red soon i think it's already launched. It's out? That's launched. It's been out. That's been out for a minute. And YouTube TV. They're going to air again. They got the TV already now.
Starting point is 00:58:09 They're about to focus on that. They're about to invest. They're about to go. Fox owns 15 regional sports networks nationwide. These networks have broadcast rights deals with 44 of 81 major league
Starting point is 00:58:27 baseball nba and nhl teams as well as broadcast rights for many division one college sport teams in those respective areas fox's 80 stake in the yes network which broadcast the new york yankees and brooklyn nets has been speculated to go to Disney as well. Here's what is not sold. Fox's national Fox Sports 1 network that it launched alongside FS2 in 2013 to compete with. All right, blah, blah, blah. What it means for sports. While Disney-owned ESPN has rights to a variety of national broadcasts
Starting point is 00:59:03 for professional baseball, football, and basketball, as well as as major division one college sports it's less deep on regional games fox's network would help make espn's plant 2018 streaming service more attractive big shit is going on bottom line that does make sense because you're if you're merging fox with espn essentially is kind of what's potentially could happen so now you're looking to uh majorly affect what netflix is doing but but i'm assuming that all of this is connected to bright on netflix and why they're now ultra spending for a bunch of shit well netflix i think also is getting out of the business of other people's content like it's hard to find not netflix content on there for me at least there's like wave they get the day uppping with some movies it's way lighter
Starting point is 00:59:46 than it used to be 100% that's true you can't find shit Netflix originals on there now everything has you gotta dig they make it so
Starting point is 00:59:52 when you open up the app or whatever it's all Netflix shit first and then you can if you dig you can find the other shit that's the money making
Starting point is 00:59:58 yeah that's that's the purpose of this Netflix is trash you think so I disagree with that what are you talking about there's a lot of bullshit on Netflix there is but there's a lot of dope. Netflix is trash. You think so? I disagree with that. What are you talking about? There's a lot of bullshit on Netflix.
Starting point is 01:00:06 There is, but there's a lot of dope shit. Not a lot. No, a lot. Yes, it is a lot. I would say it's a higher percentage of dope shit. If that's the only thing you have, like you don't even pay for cable, then yeah, it's trash. But if you want some cool shows every now and then, cable is trash. I mean, that's true.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Well, what streaming service do you like? Hulu? I love YouTube. YouTube to me is the shit. like searching videos or actually watching yeah we can't watch i mean no i mean hulu is cool youtube i mean netflix is cool when something dope comes out right but if you just sit in the crib and you pull up netflix and trying to just find some shit it's difficult that shit is terrible you have to be invested in their original content and the show is decreed.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Yeah, that shit is terrible. I always wish that one of those sites would at least have some type of Rotten Tomatoes score or something where you could like...
Starting point is 01:00:53 It's hard to tell what's dope and what's not. I gotta get y'all on Plex, man. That changed my life. All right, so I found the Jimmy Iovine quote that I was looking for. Well, thanks.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Savon found it. And he says, and I quote. He says, so Netflix has all the all that original stuff and it's eleven ninety nine, he said. Music. Everybody has everything. Plus the free tears. Every song is on YouTube. So how can they charge 11.99 to a consumer
Starting point is 01:01:27 i'm like no i'm gonna buy this and get the music for free it's a massive problem even if it was ever solved could that price point work they asked that he says i don't know i think if it were big enough it could cost less put yourself in kansas without a job and YouTube is free. Pandora is free. Spotify is free. If there's a restaurant down the street with the exact same food as this restaurant that's on a mountain with a view, only this one's for free, a lot of people are going to eat there. How are you, sir?
Starting point is 01:02:02 I'm well. I'm right in the middle of a podcast. are you are you in new york will you be here tonight i'll call you in the morning born oh the baby's excellent man the baby's crazy he He's a champ. Raising a king. He's good. The show looking good. You're looking. I'd like to go to a watch party.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Y'all look like you're having a lot of fun. What is it? Puffy and Billy? Billy? Yeah. I want to do that. Billy and Diddy. I'm with that.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Hit me in the morning Nigga love He says What is this happening here Roy come on What's the code on your phone This isn't mine Let's stay honest I thought Maul was about to Break my phone
Starting point is 01:02:52 Wait Wait what What just happened Yo I want people to laugh At Maul the way I do Alright let me see Reps of my own.
Starting point is 01:03:05 These are issues the record industry has to deal with, and I don't know if they're dealing with it. This ain't even what I was looking for. Bottom line, he's saying his point was, with music, you stream it once, but then it's for free everywhere, so we can't really battle a Netflix who continues to stream original content.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Right. And my response to that is, you fucking idiot. Not idiot, of course, because you're arguably the smartest man in music. Right. But y'all have an entire podcast department on Apple. And y'all are monetizing it all wrong. I get it. Y'all are trying to fix that now, Carl.
Starting point is 01:03:44 All the people at Apple don't attack me. I Y'all are trying to fix that now. Carl, all the people at Apple don't attack me. I see y'all trying to fix it now. The problem is everybody's trying to fix it now. Right. Tidal is trying to fix it. Spotify is trying to fix it. Pandora is trying to fix it.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Everybody, Revolt is trying to fix it. Right. Everybody, Sirius is trying to fix it. Right. MTV is trying to fix it. BET is trying to fix it.
Starting point is 01:04:03 And there's a million other networks and production companies that are trying to fix it BET is trying to fix it and there's a million other networks and production companies that are trying to fix it now now that's crazy to me that Jimmy Iovine could be that smart and say that when it goes to my point my question
Starting point is 01:04:19 that me and you talk about all time parks this podcast is two to three hours long of original content, and it's streaming. The fuck is the difference in me coming to your house and making a song, and it's streaming for three fucking minutes? You can't make sense of it. You cannot. Somebody. I mean, it's odd because Apple put that podcast app on the fucking iPhone 3.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Like, it's been there forever. It's not like Apple has not been aware of what podcasts are and how important they are. You couldn't even delete the app for fucking 10 years. Man, these niggas be so fucking late to the party, man. They ain't the first ones to be on it. I could see a Spotify because they're relatively new. But Apple has been aware of podcasts and pushing podcasts for quite some time. Well, I mean, nothing's ever going to be perfect.
Starting point is 01:05:05 So even when they fix that problem, another problem will come up. You know what I mean? And this is just them trying to fix problems. Perfect? Yeah. We ain't asking for shit to be perfect. We asking fucking for the creators
Starting point is 01:05:16 to be paid somewhat close to their worth. Right. Yeah, I mean. Because if all the creators get up and just walk out, I always go back to that if we all just stop then what?
Starting point is 01:05:31 it's over we not asking for shit to be perfect for YouTube to pay above pennies on the dollar and we all in here love YouTube but YouTube and Spotify and somebody streaming yo they getting over bro Right. And we all in here love YouTube. They make trillions of dollars. But YouTube and Spotify and somebody streaming, yo, they getting over, bro.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Super. They getting over. The YouTube shit is crazy because they doubling up on ads now, too. It used to be one, you could skip it after three seconds. Now you got to watch two 30-second ads that you can't skip. Yeah. That's a lot of money going to YouTube's pocket. So I just want to say that for the creators out there
Starting point is 01:06:06 look around in the world my nigga please be aware of what people are doing they are getting ready shit they got disney logo on the magic jersey right now yes that's why um but i mean where would that leave us as podcasters if it goes into that screen uh streaming formula where it is exclusive granted like maybe i can't upload to soundcloud they get rid of whatever that code is called and we're just exclusive to apple now are we at the same dollar point as an artist and do they have ads running while our podcast is running if you if you tell if you're talking to me no we're we're more valuable than the artists that's if you're talking to me that's where it has to change though like they have to just start then they they have to start respecting the
Starting point is 01:06:58 creators more than they respect these ads and these these other things because it's like they'll never do that because the creators now are just even the fucking artists now they just are vehicles for the ads that's it yeah musicians and music people
Starting point is 01:07:15 and fans casual anybody out there I don't know if y'all are seeing that's all that's happening with music yeah
Starting point is 01:07:22 I mean that's the same thing with professional sports the same thing with professional sports. The same thing with TV shows. You're just driving for ads to come. The ad point goes up when the Super Bowl happens. It wasn't always so overt. It was.
Starting point is 01:07:37 I just don't think we were looking at it the way we are now because it's affecting music more than it ever has before. Yeah, and now we have more information. I think people that have been in tv their whole life this is this has been a problem that's been around forever it's shit back to chapelle like i'm bringing in 500 million dollars and you want to give me 50 million wait aziz wore the me too shit and and knew that and knew what was going on see that's where it just gets a little tricky. But I'm not even joking. Because if I know this shit is coming,
Starting point is 01:08:09 he know this shit is coming, he know there's more shit coming. And you was up there repping that Me Too shit. There's going to be a lot of predators repping that Me Too shit. I mean, he was just putting his girl's face in the iPhone before the, you know what I mean? Preemptively striking. Smart.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Dissing Drake before the Drake disc went on yo speaking of speaking of fucking your phone I still gotta see that Her movie I saw it what movie?
Starting point is 01:08:34 you only need to see it once it's not something you have to revisit but it's a it wasn't a bad movie it was a good movie I enjoy it
Starting point is 01:08:39 I wanna see I wanna see that movie what was that movie about? I suggested that movie this guy he falls when the nigga fell in love with his phone that's me computer system he fell in love with his computer. When the nigga fell in love with his phone.
Starting point is 01:08:45 No, it was the computer system. He fell in love with artificial intelligence. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. That was a good movie. That's me. Get out. I love my phone.
Starting point is 01:08:54 That's Jose. Speaking of, when we spoke about the Black Panther, and I said I think it would set records, and clearly it's on. Lo and behold. And the week after we spoke about it, I came in and said, you're right. No, but I'm just bringing it up now that it's closer to the movie
Starting point is 01:09:09 coming out. I feel like black people love to support black shit. Do they? Now. It's trendy now. It's trendy. I like the people that just do it authentically. But I'm happy about it
Starting point is 01:09:25 no I am too and we're all gonna see the movie right hell yeah I'm gonna go see it to me I see what the fuck Michael B Jordan is doing Michael B Jordan is one of niggas I just be want to know what he's doing what I want to know what Michael B Jordan's do it chicks really like that nigga, man. He hot in these streets right now. Any nigga that chicks really, really like, at some point in my head, I say, oh, what that nigga's doing? He ain't doing nothing. You a fucking hater.
Starting point is 01:09:54 This nigga's a hater. You're a hater. That hate was so like, you tried to hold the hate back. But you said, fuck it, let me let this hate clip go. This hate clip. It's not a clip of hate. It's a clip of hate. I do know that that sounded like hate.
Starting point is 01:10:07 But you know, I don't have a hateful bone in my body. No, but I'm just saying that's just hate of shit. That's something that a hater would say. That's what these niggas be doing. Yeah, let me see what this nigga doing. Why chicks like this nigga?
Starting point is 01:10:16 He ain't doing shit. Yeah. He ain't doing shit. What am I gonna be doing? He's not doing shit. No, he just happens to be in probably the biggest Marvel movie ever right now. Yeah, he about to be
Starting point is 01:10:23 the biggest actor in the world in a month. I'm talking shit, but I really enjoy his glow up. Donald Glover's glow up. ATL's second season is back. Or coming, coming, coming, coming, coming. The trailer was really dark. Definitely didn't have the comic relief that the show was initially pitched as. You trash for looking for comic relief.
Starting point is 01:10:44 The show has mad comic relief. That nigga wanted to see comic relief in the trailer. initially pitched as. You trash for looking for comic relief. The show is mad comic relief. That nigga wanted to see comic relief in the trailer. God damn it. Rough crowd out there. It looked like someone was about to die in the trailer. Good. I want to see it now. I want to see niggas about to die.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Because niggas do die in ATL. Hey, speaking of shows, have y'all peeped The Shire? Yes. Hell yeah. Great show. Has there been a third episode? I've only seen the first two. No, third episode is this weekend.
Starting point is 01:11:07 That shit is really, really good, man. What does Common have to do with that show outside of being from The Shot? I think he's probably one of the executive producers. And the best pizzas from The Shot. But he's in it, though, right? Yeah, he's in it. Not yet. Not yet.
Starting point is 01:11:19 You said the best pizzas from The Shot? We're not doing this. Okay. We're not doing this. But, oh. That's what I wanted to talk about. Man, we're even getting into this so late. Because this is very important.
Starting point is 01:11:33 This is really important. And I was shocked. I almost didn't want to talk about this shit. Because that's my nigga, man. But, you know. At one point. You hate her. At one point, it was a little beef.
Starting point is 01:11:43 It was a little beef. But, no. Oh, oh oh oh this shit nah wait a minute man where's my hey
Starting point is 01:11:51 oh this is the good version hey ladies and gentlemen welcome to 101.9 DJ Verified on the hey isn't that old
Starting point is 01:12:04 old niggas be jamming with this shit, boy. But this is not why I'm playing this. I read an interview. I'm going to turn this down a little bit. Look, look at the guitars coming in. Hey! Wait, hold up. You can't even talk over this shit.
Starting point is 01:12:18 I ain't even mad at Envy no more. Hey! I'm so glad hey is not dying in 2018. I like hey. I like hay. This is going to hamper on hay. And that's the fucking Thundercat signal for the dots. Hay?
Starting point is 01:12:34 Yeah, yeah. Let you know the henny's hitting now. Just make your move, Aziz. Yo. So listen to this. DJ Envy, I read an interview And I ain't mad at him this is real nigga shit It's just funny
Starting point is 01:12:49 It's just funny to admit and read DJ Envy role plays with his wife Would you like to read the quote Do you have the quote I have the quote Let's turn Maxwell up Hey Maul is so confused
Starting point is 01:13:03 Maul has no idea what's happening. All right. All right, let's hear it. Envy tells Essence magazines. And that's trash that you're telling Essence now. Not to sound too crazy, but she's my everything. She's my wife. She'll turn into my little slut.
Starting point is 01:13:18 Everything we want to do in bed, we do. I've been a cowboy. I've been Barack Obama. I've been a police officer. And one time i was maxwell that's real it's real close wait what do he mean by he was maxwell Maxwell.
Starting point is 01:13:46 What do he mean about any of that shit, honestly? Barack is crazy. So what he mean, like he was talking like these niggas? No, Moe. He's talking about role-playing with his wife. And shout out to Envy. He's talking about role-playing. So I didn't want to target Envy.
Starting point is 01:14:01 I didn't want to talk about role-playing. No, I'm just looking for understanding right now. Well, I'm just curious how he pulled off Maxwell. Maxwell? Is that what you're curious about? I'm curious how he pulled off a cowboy. Idiot, actually. Nah.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Envy could be a cowboy. Listen, man. Listen. Hey, bro. I get it. Whatever. Do you? No, but hey. listen man but you listen hey bro I get it whatever do you no but
Starting point is 01:14:29 no role playing with your wife is fine that's cool I'm happy that you have a great relationship no one is laughing
Starting point is 01:14:35 at that no that shit is cool that's fly that you can still do that with your wife how in the well you gotta do that
Starting point is 01:14:42 after you get 70 years no not yeah to our answers to our other questions yeah we can't even talk about that but how can dj and vb maxwell come on honestly tell the truth somebody tell me i want to call i'm place my phone i'm calling so we feel like he part of the on a further note though like how do we how do we feel about this role-playing shit, though? Honestly. No, no.
Starting point is 01:15:06 I want you to ask that after I call Amy. Because I'm sitting here just trying to think. I don't know about that role-playing shit. Yeah, I don't do a lot of role-playing, personally. I can't. I'm not the right chick, I think. Bruh, listen. I'm not saying I'm opposed to it.
Starting point is 01:15:21 Because how does that go? I don't even know how that even... How does it go? Like, I got to Because how does that go? I don't even know how that even... How does it go? Like, I got to start talking like this nigga? I don't know. I'm not even talking like a cowboy. And now my girl is fucking that guy? How do you talk like a cowboy?
Starting point is 01:15:33 Oh, I hate when niggas don't answer when you really want them to answer. Damn. I ain't letting no fucking voice, man. I don't think Envy could pull off Maxwell. Bro, I'm trying to understand role playing. I never understood role playing. I don't... Tovy could pull off Maxwell. Bro, I'm trying to understand role playing. I never understood role playing. I don't, to me, that's just, like, are you just doing that just to crack jokes, or is that you're doing that to lead into, like, sex?
Starting point is 01:15:56 I believe to lead into sex. I don't think she's cracking jokes with him. Because if we just sitting in the house cracking jokes and I'm acting and impersonating niggas, that's different. But if I'm doing that trying to get you sexy, I can act she might she might got a thing for barack obama oh hold on wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa first of all i don't think envy could be barack either oh you still on that i don't know i'm trying to figure out i'm not acting like no nigga that my girl might like nigga that ain't my girl no more what the fuck you mean i'm not acting like no nigga that my girl might like nigga that ain't my girl no more what the fuck
Starting point is 01:16:26 you mean i'm not acting like no other nigga that's what i just said his if your girl like if she she might be she might like other like obama or maxwell so you gotta act like obama or maxwell you can go and try to find obama and max Get out of my house. You manage a girl for liking Obama? What I'm saying is, my girl ain't going to be like, damn, I'm sexually attracted to Maxwell. You got to be Maxwell. No, Wally. I'm with you on that one. If you want this pussy tonight, you got to be Maxwell.
Starting point is 01:16:57 No, you got me fucked up. It's what you got. I'm getting that pussy tonight. As Maul. As Maul? Yeah, I'm Maul every night. Ladies and gentlemen. You're not getting that pussy tonight. As Maul. As Maul? Yeah, like, I'm Maul every night. Ladies and gentlemen. You're not Maul well?
Starting point is 01:17:08 No. That was Maul. Yeah, like, I never understood role playing. I don't, not, I don't, if we just having fun cracking jokes. You can see little cops and robbers, maybe. But wait, why does Maul keep saying, if we just having fun cracking jokes? Yeah, because you know, if you in the crib with your girl, y'all just bugging out. But I'm talking about, if you trying to be like getting into like sex like that's role play that's
Starting point is 01:17:28 supposed to turn home i don't know i've never understood that you have never role played no yeah i'm tired of you niggas judging shit y'all never did shut up then nigga why are you talking about fucking role play if you never did it i said i don't understand it okay all right so let me try. All right, let's try to have the conversation. Who did you act like? Because obviously you defended, I just hit a soft spot.
Starting point is 01:17:50 Pow, there you go. So let me see. Who do you act like? Who do you act like in the bed? Who do you act like? Common. I think, no. Carlos Boozer?
Starting point is 01:18:00 No, Rory. I think a cop is easy. I think everyone's been a cop before. That's probably the first role that you play. That's beginner 101 role play? I'm about to have so much fun with this. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:18:16 So, wait a minute. You've been a cop in the bedroom before? Please give me the dialogue. I need to hear what you're saying. Please. Please. bedroom before please give me the dialogue i need to hear what you're saying please please but why is that so far-fetched to you joe you being a cop probably the most hated the most people you hate on this planet the most is probably police officers so for you to play a cop in your bedroom is hilarious to me. I got to know what you were saying, though. Well.
Starting point is 01:18:50 Someone's been a naughty girl. Yo. You was pretending to be a siren like Bobby Valentino? Hey. No. First of all. I was pretending to be a siren. First of all, tell her someone's been a naughty girl. Looks like you've broken a few laws.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Yo, you are a fucking creep. I'm sorry. You are definitely a creep. Put your hands behind your back and turn around. Why? I don't see why more is bugging out like that. That's not swag? No that That's not swag? No That's not swag at all
Starting point is 01:19:29 Hold on hold on Hey Wee wee Joe definitely did the same Hey yo Yo what's wrong with Joe? Yo that's crazy That was Wayne
Starting point is 01:19:43 Not Joe Don't put that on Joe. Wayne, I like a CapCat. That's a great record, though. See? That's a great record. That's my beef. When Joe say, I like a CapCat, it's trash.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Because it's not Joe. You can't do that. Wayne can do that. That's exactly why I retired. That's exactly why. Because other niggas can do shit that Joe can't do. Why I can't? I like a CapCat.
Starting point is 01:20:03 That's not you. That's not you that's not you i told maul that if i went in the booth and sung the chorus to i hate sleeping alone he would shoot me yeah i'm i hate sleeping that's a drake record yeah nigga and it's super hard yeah i would shoot you so why you don't shoot him because that's him can he has a better voice than you do no no no no no see slick move there buddy i'm not talking about voices oh you're talking about what he's saying about the content i hate sleeping alone what would joe we do know you hate sleeping alone fam seriously oh shit oh this is a great record I don't care
Starting point is 01:20:46 It is a great record I'm just talking about the chorus Yeah, it's a great record I'm laughing if you sing that joke Yeah You can't sing that joke Do y'all hate sleeping alone? No
Starting point is 01:21:02 No I love sleeping alone. If I have a preference. Actually, I might remake that record. I love sleeping alone. I love sleeping alone. Every time you leave in the morning, I get the best sleep ever.
Starting point is 01:21:20 Word. When she has to leave super early, you get them extra two hours. Don't hog the covers. Don't gotta be lovers I might body that I might body that You should do it Try it
Starting point is 01:21:31 You never know You never know I could do it Me and Drake squashed it You know what I mean Me and Drake squashed it Me and Drizzy Oh
Starting point is 01:21:38 When the niggas Now he Drizzy Yeah now he Drizzy Now he Drizzy Wait How'd that combo go It didn't I mean it didn't have a combo Oh So wait Y'all didn't speak No Yeah, now he drizzy. Now he drizzy. How'd that combo go? It didn't.
Starting point is 01:21:46 I mean, it didn't have a combo. So what, y'all didn't speak? Come on, man. You want me to snitch? Just kind of curious how that comes. Just a gist. You snitched for like 10 disc records. You snitched for 143 episodes of the Joe Button podcast. No, that's because he was offending me, but now he is supporting me.
Starting point is 01:22:02 He's been supporting you. Not when he said, pump, pump it up. Pump, pump it up. Got a good head. Oh, you mean after you said- After you did 45 minutes of dissing him? Yeah. You mean in response to what you were saying with a baggy wife beater on, sweating with a beanie on?
Starting point is 01:22:22 On a podcast? Yeah. I got to give Drake a round of applause. That nigga kind of broke my media career on the low. Yo, I ain't going to lie. Drake broke my media career. That was the podcast that kind of got it lit. And that was by mistake.
Starting point is 01:22:37 We was out after that. Yeah, we was off to the races, nigga. We didn't need to critique nothing else. We didn't need to critique nothing else. Hey, thanks, Drake. Anyway, no, he's supporting me now. It's R-Beef our beef is squash but you would have shot me if i was saying that hook for sure yeah 100 glad you know it um well what about the miss officer one would you go and pretend to be a siren hey wait let's not get off of that now y'all trying to just keep the jokes on me so no one in this room has
Starting point is 01:23:01 role played parks is definitely role play i don't role play. I don't role play. You've never role played? No, I've never role played. Rory, have you ever role played? I have not. Chris Brown, have you ever role played? Rory has definitely acted like he was Snow in Farmer. Rory is Snow. Rory is Snow.
Starting point is 01:23:21 I have that song. He's definitely done that in the bedroom before. Snow was body in that song. Rory has definitely done that in the bedroom before. Snow was bodying that song. Rory has definitely done that in the bedroom before. I don't have it. Yeah, Rory's role played. What are you going to do? Chris Brown, have you role played?
Starting point is 01:23:31 What are you going to do? No. Savon, have you role played? What's he going to do, man? Ice, have you role played? Nah. Ice has definitely role played as the genius bar guy. Ice has definitely walked in.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Wait, if that nigga don't get the fuck out of here, that nigga know me. Ice has definitely been the key of your watch. Pardon me, ma'am. What seems to be the problem? Can I fix your hardware? What seems to be the problem? Oh, it's not refreshing. Oh, it must be something with your cookies.
Starting point is 01:24:06 What a loser. Guess I'll put that back in the box. Listen, all right, so I've role-played way more than the room. So maybe that's why I know Envy can't pull off Maxwell and Barack. I knew it was off that the bitch started asking me to role play, man. Dark skin, niggas. All right, be Dwayne Wade. Bitch, no.
Starting point is 01:24:34 How? Fuck, you want me to dunk something? What do you want, Dad? How do you be Dwayne Wade? Tell me how to be. See, that's what I'm saying. You got to listen to the request, though. Dig into the request.
Starting point is 01:24:44 Why you want me to be Dwyane Wade? Did you buy his jersey? You would have to. Wait, no. Then I knew it was awful. Come in with a basketball. You would have to. Go run a lap or two before you come in.
Starting point is 01:24:55 I'm going to fuck Dwyane Wade up. Why? I'm not buying his. It's good. Why I got to be him? How else would you be Dwyane Wade? Role playing. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:25:01 Well, I think this was the year he went off in the playoffs. You would have to go off in the bedroom that's my point and then my sex was trash so that's definitely not happening see that's a 35
Starting point is 01:25:11 you don't give a fuck about good sex sorry speak for yourself brother nigga shut up but listen y'all might be right about me being a hater
Starting point is 01:25:19 cause this one I know maybe I was I was hating a little bit like bitch started asking you to role play certain niggas. You start hating on them. Be Boris Kojo.
Starting point is 01:25:28 Man, you got herpes. And then she replied, give me herpes. Yo. No, no. Rory definitely fucked somebody with herpes, though. I fucked someone what? Rory is definitely the nigga to make sure it's not an outbreak
Starting point is 01:25:47 and now we cool that's a common thing in Jersey City in Jersey City you be fucking in Jersey City not me what is this move? what? I don't know what the fuck is going on
Starting point is 01:26:02 that Jersey City line is funny I don't expect nobody to laugh at that unless you went to Snyder in the 90s. But that was funny. Anyway. You should go to Snyder now and get that. No, I hear Snyder's good now. No outbreak. I got checked.
Starting point is 01:26:17 What were we talking about before that herpes? Oh, yeah. No, anytime you said that to a chick that Boris Kojo got herpes, you're like, you're lying. For real? When he said it. When he said it. At this point, you just said that to a chick that Boris Kojo got hurt, she was like, you lying, for real? When he said it. And at that point- When he said it.
Starting point is 01:26:27 At this point, you just keep going to lie. You didn't get that interview? Who else? I've role-played as a few niggas, but I mean, that was four scoring seven years ago. Have you met these gentlemen afterwards? Did it come up? Nigga, no.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Rory, you're a weirdo. I'm joking. No, I'm not going to talk about it. Oh, Rory you're a weirdo I'm joking no I'm not gonna talk about it oh Rory's the weirdo yo no honestly I think it's a travesty that so many of the men in this room
Starting point is 01:26:53 are inexperienced sexually I don't think that makes me inexperienced sexually because I've never role played every time I feel like every time we have kind of one of these talks
Starting point is 01:27:02 you come up with how it's not cool and then I'm like damn Maul's really not living out here like if you You know, every time we have kind of one of these talks, you come up with how it's not cool. And then I'm like, damn, Maul's really not living out here. Like, if you... No, I'm living. This is not the place to try to be cool. You've never been Barack Obama in bed. You're not living.
Starting point is 01:27:13 I'm not living, bro. And there's a few niggas that Maul could be. Relax. Relax. Everybody relax. So you don't want to talk about that? Nah. But you could buy it.
Starting point is 01:27:24 No. So what if a chick you liked really wanted you to role play i'm not with that type of shit man so you're not into doing whatever to please her yeah i mean yeah i'm but i'm not role playing i'm not about to walk around like and start talking like some other niggas type of shit is that that's why i don't understand that that's just crazy to me. That's weird shit. All right, what a cop or a cowboy? Bro, I'm from New York City. I've never even seen a cowboy if he wasn't at the 40-yard line. No, what the fuck you talking about? What if a chick wanted to date like a thug, like a felon?
Starting point is 01:27:57 I am a thug. I know. I'm going to be me. You wouldn't get into your Grand Concourse flow? You wouldn't? I'm asking. What is it, Grant? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:28:07 What is it? Because you got a lot of little shots you be throwing at my hood, man. What is the Grand Concourse flow? Grant, if you just drive Grand Concourse long enough, you're going to see a lot. You will. You're going to see a whole lot. You absolutely will. Hey, that night we got arrested over there.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Was that you I was arrested with in the Bronx? Was we ever arrested in the Bronx? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, when they put us in a little paddy wagon and took us down to Grand Concourse, I was looking out
Starting point is 01:28:29 the little back window. I was like, this is a nice little trip. He would be saying that. It's mad shit to see out of this shit. Until you get to the bookings. Nah, until the fucking
Starting point is 01:28:39 bum-ass driver hit the brake. Now the Dominican nigga laying on you. Yo, and this nigga been in the back of the paddy wagon comfortable
Starting point is 01:28:50 and the nigga hit the brake? Oh, man. It's uncomfortable back there. And now they split them. I didn't know. That was my first time. They split the back. So it was me and Moe
Starting point is 01:29:01 and Hector on one side and on the other side it was some niggas. They was falling too. The regular cop car is rough. That shit is like, I'm 6'5", so it's like here. Regular cop car for me, and I'm 5'9", is too small. Yeah, that shit is brutal.
Starting point is 01:29:17 Yo, you need 5'9". I would have never became friends with you. That's just Paul. Don't ever say that. Don't say I'm 5'9". Why you care about my height? You just seem taller, because that's trash. 5'9 is ass, my nigga. Royce'm 5'9 you just seem taller cause that's trash
Starting point is 01:29:26 5'9 is ass my nigga Royce is 5'9 that's trash Royce stay on time he wish he was tall knock a nigga out of 5'9 we got it Royce wait is any one of y'all sleepers
Starting point is 01:29:43 dissing somebody no just making sure I got a weird phone call earlier today Wait. Is any one of y'all sleepers dissing somebody? No. All right, good. Just making sure. I got a weird phone call earlier today. About who? From Royston.
Starting point is 01:29:53 Saying what? Saying that somebody else heard that I was going to play a disc record from a local act toward them I was like damn I play R&B my nigga that don't even sound like something you would ever do him and her go play some locals yeah yeah but anyway he hates locals Royce is my brother so he called me to you know talk about that and i was like shit if anything that would be mall for real because you know rory ain't playing rory on his beer foot swag mall gonna play the hardest shit out of buffalo so i'm yeah i wouldn't i if i play it i wouldn't know that it's a diss track to somebody like i wouldn't know some personal shit hey and let me just say i'd see every time i say that i see like it's like three niggas from buffalo that hit me like yo you gotta stop shitting on buffalo i don I say that, I see like three niggas from Buffalo that hit me like, yo, you got to stop shitting on Buffalo.
Starting point is 01:30:46 I don't say that to shit on Buffalo. I've gotten plenty of money in Buffalo. I like Buffalo. No, there's a whole YouTube conspiracy video on you hating Buffalo that I saw on my message. No, that was one. There was one thing. I remember that show, yeah. We was at that.
Starting point is 01:30:59 That show was ass, my nigga. No, the show was great. There was just an opener that took issue with a joke that you tweeted or some shit. Damn. What, this opener's ass? I mean, he was probably ass. Yeah, but you can't tweet that while he's on stage. Yes, you can.
Starting point is 01:31:14 Why not? Yes, you can tweet that while he's on stage. Because I do that all the time. But when you do that, niggas act like you are insulting the city. No, nigga, I'm insulting you. You are a bum. Yeah, but you can't do that while he's on stage. Why not?
Starting point is 01:31:28 I'm still trying to get one up. You can't do that. Tell me why. Because you can't, man. You were probably ass on stage once. And I was. You know the problem? That's the fucking problem in the world.
Starting point is 01:31:38 If I was trash, don't I want a nigga to tell me I'm trash? Yeah, but you don't want the nigga that you opening up for backstage tweeting out to however hundreds of thousands of followers that he has on social media that he's trash.
Starting point is 01:31:51 You saying it in your dressing room is different. You putting it out to the world is a whole different thing. Okay, but you are getting an independent point. My point is that's not an indictment
Starting point is 01:32:00 on the city. He could be the city. He could be that nigga in the city. He could be the city. Is that what you said? This nigga's trash? It was like a joke about the song itself, I think. The song was funny. And the nigga switched the narrative as if I was performing in Buffalo
Starting point is 01:32:17 and insulting the entire Buffalo. And then apparently he was supposed to be some street nigga. So then he was supposed to be some street nigga, so then he was supposed to have the building surrounded at the end. See? That's why you don't tweet that. The building wasn't surrounded.
Starting point is 01:32:33 But it could have been. It just wasn't because he wasn't the guy to have the building surrounded. It easily could have been. That shit was a fun night. I went all out. What did you think? We ain't got no niggas in Buffalo? Listen, man.
Starting point is 01:32:42 Tell me you think I don't have niggas in Buffalo. It's not worth the tweet. Tell me you think I don't have niggas. It's not worth the tweet. I'm asking you a new question now. I don't care who you got in Buffalo. I'm just saying it's not worth it. No, no, Listen, man. Tell me you think I don't have niggas in Buffalo. It's not worth the tweet. Tell me you think I don't have niggas. It's not worth the tweet. I'm asking you a new question now. I don't care who you got in Buffalo.
Starting point is 01:32:48 I'm just saying it's not worth it. No, no, no, no, no. But now I'm just on some man pride shit. Shout out to Buffalo. Shout out to man pride. Shout out to Benny.
Starting point is 01:32:56 That's my nigga, man. Benny came to Harlem like a couple weeks ago and kicked it with me. Love Buffalo. That's my nigga, man. Fuck with Benny. When did you get this chain?
Starting point is 01:33:07 This nigga go. And farmer. Go ahead. Go ahead, Snow. Get it to your shit. Why is this on me? Because you laughed. You can't laugh.
Starting point is 01:33:16 What? I support Benny Conway and Westside. Those are my guys. Let's see what else. Do we care about drama and Uzi? No. Oh Oh the tweet That they put up Yeah
Starting point is 01:33:28 Back to the Twitter thing People beefing on Twitter That are once friends Or are friends Is corny to me Like if y'all have My number Call me
Starting point is 01:33:37 Who said they was friends He signed to And that's enough too Sometimes you want To sub a nigga Whose number you have Or if they're on stage Come come on all this extra responsible mature shit everybody it's cool to sub a nigga sometimes who you subbing Rory no this is about Uzi and
Starting point is 01:33:55 drama oh all right but he asked you so you don't sub nobody no never maybe have in the past. Not in the past few years, though. I maybe have in the past. That sounds like fucking Jose whatever on the stand when he ran into steroids. Steroids? Yeah. What am I going to write a tell-all sub-book later?
Starting point is 01:34:17 Maybe at some point. That's like when the reporter asked Trump if he was racist and Trump said, I am the least racist person you've ever interviewed. That's not answering the question. You're just saying you're the least
Starting point is 01:34:29 racist person. That's crazy. What are you talking about? What did y'all think about the missile in Hawaii report shit? Oh, the text that went out to all the people in Hawaii? By mistake.
Starting point is 01:34:44 Ask the Japanese that, Parks. all the people in Hawaii. Why are you going to bomb Hawaii? By mistake. The mistake text that went out. Ask the Japanese that, Parks. Oh, that's a good point. That's trash, though. It's so close to North Korea, so. I mean, yeah, but it's just people chilling out there drinking fucking Mai Tais.
Starting point is 01:34:54 Yeah, it's like, what are they getting at? But Hawaii, I feel like Hawaii doesn't bother anybody. Anybody. Like, anybody. I know. I just learned that Dill
Starting point is 01:35:01 wants to eventually move to Hawaii. I can see that. I can see that. Give me some colorful shit, man. No, no, no, no, no. I can 100% see Dill wants to eventually move to Hawaii I can see that I can see that He be wearing some colorful shit No no no no I can 100% see Dill moving to Hawaii But once he said it and I got past the shock of it I was like
Starting point is 01:35:11 Yo you are Hawaiian 100% You should be in Hawaii You look like one of them Samoan Dill would definitely open up like a bar You would open a bar on the beach and just be Grill Little grill bar
Starting point is 01:35:22 Grilling Dills There you go. Pow. You like that, Joe, right? Where'd you get this new sound effect? I don't have my... You know what I'm saying? I don't have my shit,
Starting point is 01:35:31 so I got to... You know what I mean? But pow. You're definitely the role play. Hey, see, here goes his role play shit, man. Oh, wait. What could he be
Starting point is 01:35:41 with his pow noise? Nobody. Next. Where we at? Nobody with his pow noise? Nobody. Next. Where we at? Nobody with his pal noise. You be like, no. Sag it. No.
Starting point is 01:35:50 Like some of my superheroes. No. No. I'm just saying. All right, let's see. What do we have here? Y'all don't care about Chris Brown and Jacquees' tape that's coming out. Chris Brown needs to sit down some more.
Starting point is 01:36:00 Yeah, I got to talk to your boy. I just got to talk to his man. Did y'all listen to the Davies joint? Do y'all think that's not ruining his legacy at all? Doing all these random mixtapes with people? I mean, just the amount of music he's putting out in general is crazy. I'm going to quote the great Donald Trump
Starting point is 01:36:17 and say this is the least damage that Chris Brown will do to his career is putting out this mixtape. I will say, this is what I will say, this is what I will say. To all the Nicki Minaj fans out there who have tweeted me to say how often Chris Brown posts his accolades, I agree with y'all. It's trash when he does it too.
Starting point is 01:36:37 I don't, I don't, it's not a difference to me. It looks bad. I used to fend it. It don't look bad. Come on, tell true. He do it too much. tell true he do it too much
Starting point is 01:36:45 yeah he do it too much he got chill out a little bit like we get it you pimp the system you won your whole little
Starting point is 01:36:51 rig it put out a shit load of music alright I'm just cool with it because the music is dope the difference is when the other person does it the music ain't dope
Starting point is 01:37:00 wait what did I do on Everyday Struggler posted accolades of the numbers dropper whose numbers Everyday Struggler? Posted accolades of the numbers dropping. Whose numbers? Everyday Struggler? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:10 Oh, yeah. No, that's great. No. No, that was awesome to do. Shit, I'm waiting for them to air again. My thing with Chris is it's easy to overlook that shit because the music dope. The second the music stopped being dope, then I got a problem. Listen, don't call him Chris, nigga.
Starting point is 01:37:29 His last name is one syllable. You can say Brown. You can say Chris. I hate when chicks do that too. I hate when they use the government names of dudes that you don't need the government name for. That'd be the worst. If a chick is called... Never mind.
Starting point is 01:37:43 I want to hear it. If a chick is called... Never mind. No, no, no, no, no. Go ahead. Never mind. I want to hear it. If a chick is called a Chris Brown Chris... Yeah. I'm talking about Ice calling Chris Brown. Send a nigga first name. It ain't like... His name is his stage name.
Starting point is 01:37:56 Kevin Spacey shit. Relax. He liked that album too much. He heard that No Exit song. How can we ever have a sponsor in this podcast is what I want to know.
Starting point is 01:38:08 Y'all don't think about that like sometimes when you go to bed like we'll never get money from this podcast. Yes, more often than I'd like.
Starting point is 01:38:15 I actually can't go to sleep because of it. That's funny. It's been how many years that I've only spent money? No, we're going to get some money soon.
Starting point is 01:38:24 How soon? And did you say that as a joke because you did that soundbite? No, y'all don't think we're going to get money soon? I'm praying every night because I'm two steps away from booking this bus ticket to Mexico. I'm going to Hawaii with Dill. I've only been asking y'all for six months how much you're going to charge. How much you're going to charge? How much you're going to charge? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:46 What do you mean? Let's get to it. I just want some money. I got a brick for mall. What? You want a fucking brick? Oh, now you don't want a brick. You want a fucking brick?
Starting point is 01:38:59 Oh, wait. All right, all right. Podcast's right. I'm joking. I'm joking. Kidding. Allegedly. That's our sponsor right there. What, a brick? Yeah. The Kinect? The Kinect. Shit. If right, all right. Podcast, right. I'm joking. I'm kidding. Allegedly. That's our sponsor right there.
Starting point is 01:39:05 What, a brick? Yeah. The Kinect? The Kinect. Shit. If the plug is paying. Oh, speaking of the Kinect, is Starz really off of power? They're scaring me with all this shit.
Starting point is 01:39:16 I think it is. I mean, power off of Starz for optimum? Yeah. I got optimum. Well, at least my remote says optimum somewhere on it. Starz has the as now on every cable. Yo, you got Verizon. Huh?
Starting point is 01:39:27 You got Verizon. You ain't got Optimum? Oh, I don't give a fuck then. What the fuck is this nigga talking about? I think that only affects... Yeah, I think the only effects... It's only people that got Optimum. Oh, only Optimum?
Starting point is 01:39:37 Yeah. What? Yeah, all right. See, this is the problem. All right. Let me share some of my ignorance here. I have Verizon Fios. Somewhere in my head, Verizon Optimum Fios.
Starting point is 01:39:49 Sounds like it goes. You just merged into something? I mean, all this shit sounds the same now. Yeah, come on. I feel you. I swear Optimum is on my Fios remote somewhere. It's not? No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:40:00 I thought all cable was Optimum. That was dope. Yo, wait. And y'all telling me Ice don't role play as the genius part guy. How he know? Oh, no, don't look at the remote. Look at me. I am.
Starting point is 01:40:17 I'm uncomfortable. Yo, y'all lives are trash, my nigga. Honestly. Thanks. There's a lot of shit that y'all have never, nothing. Thank you. I'm never doing that shit you're talking about. I did a lot of shit.
Starting point is 01:40:31 I just ain't role-playing. I've never been Dwayne Wade, man. But more would role-play as something trash like the yellow Voltron cash. That don't Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo You would be Scrappy You sound like Scrappy
Starting point is 01:40:50 Yo, Moe would definitely be in Starlings In Starlings? In Starlings In costume Why would I be in Starlings? We didn't talk about Jinkies Why would I be in Starlings? Yo, I ain't gonna lie I used to get hyped when she said Jinkies I was like, ah Holy shit. Why would I be in Starless Dome? Yo, I ain't going to lie.
Starting point is 01:41:06 I used to get hyped when she said Jinkies. I was like, ah, she got you, niggas. She got you, niggas. All right. Where's my fucking phone? Yo, this is a... Y'all are funny. Y'all are funny.
Starting point is 01:41:16 Y'all are funny. I like when y'all have a good week and we can come in here and laugh. Oh, so Highline Ballroom, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. Hit the air horn on these niggas. This shit is shaping up to be dope. And, I mean, that's really all I can say without giving shit away. So if you are going to be in the building Monday night at Highline Ballroom, enjoy your time.
Starting point is 01:41:37 If you're not, then you're shit out of luck. And that's about all I got. I will be making my spoken word debut. I've been writing all week. Is that another? I'm telling you, more can role play. More can role play. Between the pow and the ffff.
Starting point is 01:41:53 But, no, you joking around. But, listen, if you want to get up there and do some spoken word. Can I play the bongos? You need bongos if you got fire spoken word. Yeah, you gotta have the bongos. Shit. If the game is good enough, if the game is good enough and bounce,
Starting point is 01:42:10 the nigga with the bongos come out and start walking around. Yo, when the nigga with the bongos. Yo, you like that shit because that's like the third time you referenced that dude in bounce with the bongos. You definitely walked in and stood next to him
Starting point is 01:42:23 and started grooving one night. I'm sure you did. Oh, 100%. I've taken them shits from him. And played them. But what I'm saying is this. This is why I reference it a lot. Because in Bounce,
Starting point is 01:42:34 the games be on, the women, there's a lot of women out. And you go in there and you be trying to get in your bag. So I go in there and I see niggas, athletes with money
Starting point is 01:42:43 trying to get in their bag. The music is loud. Then the bongo nigga goes Yo, my nigga, that is the worst music to ever get. Stop talking to her when he comes out. She can't hear you. Not only that, she want to go play the bongo. Women are always so thrilled by that.
Starting point is 01:43:05 Some musical talent. Yeah, homeboy do be getting busy in Vals, though. Is he going to be at 0-1 tonight? He got a slot? Now he is. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm good plus seven, right? Yeah, got a trick.
Starting point is 01:43:17 You show up with all your little Henny Palooza friends. Yeah. You and Low Key. I see Low trying to go. Each of them are going to have a plus one, too. Low, I see you trying to go baldy in a beard now. You're late. Oh, you late on the jokes of the group chat.
Starting point is 01:43:27 You are so late, Low. What the fuck? It's 2018, and you try to come out like, you tried to present it. That's the problem. He got the baldy a while ago, though. Yeah, but he be going back and forth sometimes. Oh, he was pump figure? Nah, he was Hatfish.
Starting point is 01:43:44 Yeah, Low was Hatfish. Low was the original Hatfish. Nah, he not the original Hatfish Nah he not the original Hatfish Before Patfish yeah No Before Patfish It was somebody else That we used to kill When we seen without the hat
Starting point is 01:43:53 Damn who was it Lo wasn't letting you see him Without a hat Was it Icy Is Icy Is Icy okay Is he Hatfish I haven't seen
Starting point is 01:44:04 He's probably on his time away right now I haven't seen or heard from Icy In years I fish? I haven't seen a herd from Icy in years. And I just hung up with Bills. He cool. He was posting on Instagram last night. Damn, what did he block me from? Was it beef? Probably don't see it.
Starting point is 01:44:18 No, I mean on the story. You probably ain't see it. I only watch niggas stories, my nigga. I didn't watch either of the same post. So he aight. Like a nigga posting on Instagram he I like oh yeah that's true that's true somehow I think we've covered everything that I wanted to cover y'all be the shit that I be thinking is important y'all gloss gloss right over the missile in Hawaii we talked about for a second y'all don't care about nothing important thank god we don't have a news podcast. Niggas ain't even get that
Starting point is 01:44:45 Seal and Oprah shit. Skipped over. No, we talked about it. We kind of just played the song. Yeah, I'm telling you. Maul and Rory are not as hot as they think they are, man. They skip over all the good shit. I'm still hot.
Starting point is 01:45:02 Are you gonna be hot when I follow you home? Pause. Y'all don't see when I follow you home? Pause. Y'all don't see the lock on that chain? I do. We could jump that nigga. Oh, so listen, I want to shout out to Dapper Dan, of course. I think it's open in Harlem.
Starting point is 01:45:19 Come on, Maul. You're supposed to be home. No, I don't think it's not. It's not open yet, I don't think. I don't think it's open. The billboard is up that everyone Instagrammed. Yeah, they told us. That was the new Louis V exhibit. It's happening. It's a big
Starting point is 01:45:29 deal for all of them. It's a big deal. It's great. It's long overdue, but you know, listen, man. You know, we're just grateful that they acknowledged Dapadan while he's still here. You know what I mean? Yeah, Dap is 72 years old. That's why I'm just i'm just happy to acknowledge them
Starting point is 01:45:45 and gave him this white and he looks in better shape than all of us right he's still fresh to death in a fucking suit every day and i'm gucci frames he had on looked amazing i am happy i i am happy about about this uh especially with this uh the new trend of uh you know the hybrid merging of you know kith and this person good to see one the originator one of the originators we are the originators and that's why it's great to see that you know they they're these big corporations are starting to give us our credit and they're starting to pay homage especially with that but i mean people knew that for years that that but then was the guy well that's why social media is so is so important today because i don't know if without the social the social response to gucci doing that shit that dap gets
Starting point is 01:46:36 this look yeah no it definitely helped the social media thing uh it definitely helps good because people that are you know not only in new york city can start pushing for it and start speaking about it so the story grows legs and it reaches different places but i'm just happy man that dapper dan is finally getting his credit and you know word all praises to him yeah word dap love you really really happy and really proud it's a big deal so i'm happy about that uh i feel like there was some more happy shit i want oh homegirl from the cranberries died that hit me i know i know some people don't care about that that one hit me i didn't realize that they were that big they had a lot of hits
Starting point is 01:47:16 i know but i didn't realize that they were right underneath um you two or somebody for like record sold. That might be true. They're international too. Yes. Yes. So, I was like, damn,
Starting point is 01:47:31 that's a stat. That's a stat. Anything else happen important in the news that we need to do? The playoffs? The playoffs? What y'all think about the games?
Starting point is 01:47:40 The games? The games were all actually really good. Ice, you have anything to add? Yeah, what's up? The games were great. That's it. Fuck it have anything to add? Yeah, what's up? The games were great.
Starting point is 01:47:46 That's it. Fuck it. It's basketball season. It's a different color scheme you picked this evening. I told Ice that the Jags was going to beat the Steelers, didn't I? You did. I said that, too. Y'all said that, actually.
Starting point is 01:47:57 Yeah. Everybody said that? I don't feel like that was a popular pick. It wasn't. Parks maybe said that. You said that, too, Rory? Definitely did. I tweeted all my picks.
Starting point is 01:48:06 I was wrong on two of them. That was the only one I was wrong on. I thought the Falcons were going to get the Eagles and I thought the Saints were going to get the Vikings. And they were both
Starting point is 01:48:13 almost right. I had the same picks as Parks. Oh, so you trashed it. Give me your Super Bowl picks. Shit. I can't bet against the Patriots, so I'm going to say Patriots-Vikings. Although I do like, I want the Jags to win and I think they can win, but I'm not bet against the Patriots so I'm gonna say Patriots Vikings although I do like I want the
Starting point is 01:48:27 Jags to win and I think they can win but I'm not betting relax you said the Pats don't try to jump on my answer uh Maul you're a Pats fan so of course you have the Pats versus the Vikings I'm a Kaepernick fan oh your spoken word is gonna be great yo. Yo. No, no, no. Maul is going to give me a spoken word set. No, for real. What do I have to – what's your fee? I'm just saying. I have not – bro, I have literally not watched a football game all year. But you are still a Patriots fan.
Starting point is 01:48:56 I'm not. I threw that card in. I'm not supporting none of that NFL shit. Wait, wait, wait. All right. This is – all right. I didn't know that. I'm not playing when I said that.
Starting point is 01:49:04 You say this every week when Maul says he doesn't watch the NFL every single week. I have not Wait, wait, wait. This is, all right. I didn't know that. I'm not playing when I said that. You say this every week when Maul says he doesn't watch the NFL every single week. I have not watched the game, bro. That doesn't address his fan fear. No, I have not. I'm not rooting for no NFL team. I really haven't watched football all season either,
Starting point is 01:49:16 but I'm a Giants fan still. You know what I mean? I'm not supporting no NFL teams, man. I'm not doing it. I'm just not. Is this all behind the Kaepernick yes that's blatant the nfl does not fuck with players that stand up for social injustice let me say that you know this is what i what i will say jamelle jamelle hill friend of the show who we love uh she's been
Starting point is 01:49:41 on my show i've been on hers. She tweeted yesterday, and this was shady and it was petty, but it needed to be said. She tweeted a meme of, you know, one of them funny looking faces, and she said, seeing all of the people, quote, MLK,
Starting point is 01:50:02 that had a problem with Colin Kaepernick's very non-violent protests. Exactly. Which I laughed at but she was 100% correct. Right? But then this morning I'm driving and if you know me you know I only listen to talk radio.
Starting point is 01:50:19 I'm listening to ESPN radio and Humpty and Candy is on there. And this is the 10 a.m. New York ESPN radio show with Chris Kenny, who I love. And Chris Kenny was pointing out how his co-hosts failed to even make mention of Martin Luther King Day yesterday. Chris Kenny is a black man. And he was saying, yo, you failed to make mention of this when I reminded you before we walked in. And you said you talked about everything in the world but that.
Starting point is 01:50:54 And the guy and Humpty was saying, well, we can we can talk about it now. What is Martin Luther King not relevant today? We can we can spend 30 seconds on it now. That was his defense. Then he went on to fucking basically ridicule fucking Kante for even wanting to discuss it still. I was really offended. I almost called in.
Starting point is 01:51:17 So, I mean, I understand what you're saying. I support it. I didn't know that you were that. When did you get that and invested in that? At the start of the top of the season? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:26 This year? Yeah. When Kaepernick, when he was ousted like that and it was blatant like no team is signing him and he's clearly capable. He's better than a lot of these quarterbacks that are playing now. It's just blatant that they're not fucking with you. Imagine him on that Jaguars team? They don't fuck with us.
Starting point is 01:51:43 They do not care. If we're not making money for them, they don't give a fuck what we're standing up for, what we believe team. They don't fuck with us. They do not care. If we're not making money for them, they don't give a fuck what we're standing up for, what we believe in. They don't care. Do you think that's isolated to just football? In sports, anyway. Because we like basketball. Yeah, but I can only go on. Okay, now with the Donald Sterling shit, right?
Starting point is 01:52:02 With the Clippers. When that happened you saw how fast some other owners came out was like no he got to go like and they got him up out of there like other owners came out and was like oh he's tripping i got a question that doesn't necessarily mean that they don't share his views no but what i'm saying is other teams that means he's stopping the money right no but other team no i mean it could be that but other teams they were they were supporting their players' stance on it. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:52:27 We're standing with our guys. We understand how they're offended by that, and we 100% stand behind our players. Other NFL owners and teams didn't come out and say that about Colin Kaepernick. Got it. They didn't support him. And the Clippers protested afterwards as well. A couple of times. But not many Clippers did protest.
Starting point is 01:52:44 Players like LeBron have been very vocal and not at least tried to be silenced. The NBA has been very supportive of the opinions of the players. The NFL just completely turned their back on them. You can't support that. I mean, I get it though.
Starting point is 01:52:59 It's hard because for so many years people have been invested in sports, football on sundays and the super bowl and all this shit but at some point you just got to be like all right man like they these people clearly don't give a fuck about me why do i give a fuck about them it's just that simple like why am i so invested in something where they don't give a fuck if i can't pay my rent tomorrow none of these fucking owners are gonna help me or help anybody that looks like me get a job any of this shit.
Starting point is 01:53:25 So why am I supporting this? Why am I buying these jerseys? Why am I tuning in? Why am I betting on games? Like, all this shit. Like, fuck that. Well, you was buying jerseys. What you mean?
Starting point is 01:53:35 People buy football jerseys. Last week, we was supporting change clothes. Now you want to buy jerseys. Who? Change clothes. The whole song. I don't buy jerseys. I do. I had a jersey who? James Clover the whole song I don't buy jerseys I do
Starting point is 01:53:47 I had a jersey on at your club yeah but you've been trash for a long time absolutely yeah but you've been trash for a long time there are I think I covered everything
Starting point is 01:53:59 I don't care about anything else is there something coming this week that's important? not that I can think of oh what a night oh what a coming this week that's important not that i could think of oh what a night oh what a night is coming that's monday the grammys should be the week after that oh they announced the performers for the grammys cardi we knew cardi would be there bruno uh i thought it was somebody else that we were supposed to be excited about. No? I don't even know if I saw that. Whatever.
Starting point is 01:54:26 I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I got it. We got sleepers? No, before we get into sleepers, I feel like Mad Music came out that we didn't discuss. Banks has been on a roll. Huge roll. He killed that soulful beat. Nobody is saying it, but Banks is angry angry and he's rapping like he's angry and i don't mean his his level of ability because we know that exists i mean his content he's
Starting point is 01:54:53 addressing all of these niggas that he hates and i wish that more the older niggas would address the niggas that they hated it makes rap much more fun honestly i agree though mature banks is dope though there's definitely a lot more substance and content. I mean as much as we all love the PLK bars to death punchline stuff
Starting point is 01:55:11 like this is really dope to hear that ability of rapping with more shit behind it. Yeah. That soul food freestyle he did
Starting point is 01:55:18 is phenomenal. If you haven't checked out the five or six that he's put out in the past month You should check them out Every New York nigga
Starting point is 01:55:26 Wants to rap over that Soulful beat They do It's a great beat They do Really enjoyed Lose's Mixtape as well I think that flew
Starting point is 01:55:36 Under the radar Royce went crazy On that song Royce is crazy Royce Royce Royce man Royce is crazy Y'all don't think Royce is crazy I know I think Royce is crazy
Starting point is 01:55:45 I don't think Royce is crazy I think Royce is crazy You have to be crazy I was in Detroit for a year and a half I saw Royce once That let me know that Royce was crazy And we spoke to each other like every other day I was like Royce what are you doing
Starting point is 01:56:01 Prime is coming Prime 2 is coming That shit is hard And? Prime is coming. Prime 2. Prime 2 is coming. That shit is hard. And a video is coming too. Sorry, Rory. Book of Ryan is coming. Hold up, man. Book of Ryan is coming.
Starting point is 01:56:15 I might be more excited for the voices. It's the air horn. Damn. Come on, Rory. Give me my fucking air horn back, man. Give me my air horn back. The Book of Ryan, man. Is that my air horn back. The book of Ryan, man. Is that the air horn?
Starting point is 01:56:29 Oh, there we go. Sorry, Royce. Yeah, Royce has music planned, locked and loaded, ready and coming. And I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to hearing it. Dave East dropped, right? Yeah. Yeah, last night. Was it last right? Yeah. Yeah, last night.
Starting point is 01:56:46 Was it last night? Yeah, well, Monday night. Midnight, whatever. Was it a quote-unquote surprise, or was this announced prior? No, no, no. It was announced. Paranoid. Was this outside the radar of Def Jam?
Starting point is 01:56:56 Because I feel like even being someone that pays attention and who likes Dave, I did not know this was coming out. Oh. Well, I knew because Dave promotes a lot. Yeah, he's been posting it. But what I'm saying, I'm going to ask a question that I've asked a bunch on this podcast. And Dave, I fuck with you.
Starting point is 01:57:14 But why do people keep releasing music under Def Jam currently? Like now is what I'm saying. Not in a few months when there will be some type of order in the building but now. Because niggas got bills now. That's a fact.
Starting point is 01:57:35 Niggas got kids now. That's a fact. Okay. That's what it is. He's on tour so that sums that up up keep it simple man niggas gotta eat man ain't got time for labels to figure shit out niggas it's like i'll write and i'll make another album but this shit going out i don't give a fuck who in this office just saying in a business where where perception is so important i know when i was trying to get
Starting point is 01:58:03 off of def jam that's how they conned me into maybe not not doing it because i was deemed as coming off of a flop so going to get another deal somewhere i wouldn't get my value i was i was looking for so i mean that was a million years ago so i mean today well maybe that don't matter today if you can produce today then you can just produce but if you're on a major it's supposed to matter because you don't have that free reign depending on the major def jam don't seem to be involved in all of these projects that are coming out no i i feel like shit i feel like they tried to work that chris brown record for like a week and then didn't and then that project
Starting point is 01:58:39 i want to say came and went but i felt like there was no effort put into it from a promotion standpoint let me No second single. And then you just move on to the next one. Well, let me be very clear. They put, and this is no knock to anybody. They put very little thought on the structuring of that Chris Brown record. When you get Chris Brown for a feature, the song should not be over five minutes long. Hook was like 16 bars.
Starting point is 01:59:02 Yeah, they gave Chris A lot of shine A lot of shine On that That record For it to be a Dave record I wanna hear more Dave And maybe we're hearing More Dave now
Starting point is 01:59:12 Because he realized that I would just want The support of my building If I'm silent there anyway Theoretically That sounds good I'm just glad to know That Def Jam is still
Starting point is 01:59:23 A piece of shit For real honestly After all these years It feels great It's like looking at Your ex-girlfriend Good. I'm just glad to know that Def Jam is still a piece of shit. For real, honestly, after all these years, it feels great. That's like looking at your ex-girlfriend. Oh, my God. Oh, you still doing that? Yeah, you are trash. I am so glad that things went the way they did. All right, so is there anything else that we are missing?
Starting point is 01:59:40 I feel like we've covered a good amount of shit. No. Oh, I got to shout out k forest when it's all said and done ep available now k forest shout out to k forest i'm all gonna get his little tail that's my that's my guy i ain't i wouldn't we ain't making a dollar over here he might as well go over there ain't no payola no that's actually matter of fact more put me on this how's your how's your job search it's good man it's good yeah yeah got some things
Starting point is 02:00:06 on the horizon some things whenever a nigga say he got things on the horizon it's bad I wasn't gonna say it's bad I was gonna say
Starting point is 02:00:13 the opposite he has zero on the horizon when you even use the word like horizon my nigga horizon is too close to Verizon
Starting point is 02:00:22 horizon is across the street from Roy's old crib. It is, yeah. It's actually where the clinic. The old Jersey City clinic. The old Jersey City clinic. Where Trey was born.
Starting point is 02:00:34 Trey was not born at the Horizon clinic. No. No, no, he wasn't. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's funny. But yeah, get your jokes off now. No, but I will.
Starting point is 02:00:43 It's going to end soon. I think my unemployment is ending soon, let me hit the air horn on these guys round of applause for my unemployment ending soon nobody cares fuck y'all I'm sorry oh real quick I did want
Starting point is 02:01:02 to make this point too on the sex robots point this is how I know women are crazy this point, too, on the sex robots point. This is how I know women are crazy. Y'all are hating on the sex robots. I see y'all. Y'all are saying that niggas can't afford them. Niggas is too broke to have a sex robot. I'm like, God damn, ladies, you guys are venomous. How y'all hating on the sex robots?
Starting point is 02:01:23 Now, one, one. Hey, man, all right alright I think that's it I think we are finished here do we have sleepers are you gonna play K-Fox K-Forest don't be disrespectful K-Fox K-Forest
Starting point is 02:01:41 yeah what happened to K-Fox I don't mean that a bad after she left hot Ebro Ebro what you did to K-Fox Kay Forrest Yo what happened to Kay Fox I don't mean that After she left Hot Ebro Ebro what you did to Kay Fox Though honestly We know it's a
Starting point is 02:01:52 Why whenever you say Ebro You look at me Ebro called me today I'm not supposed to get with Ebro But Ebro You got to give us The real Kay Fox scoop Kay Fox was alright too
Starting point is 02:02:03 Yeah she was cool in the morning. Cool in the morning. Like that's what a nigga says when he says, like that's what he means when he says K-Fox was alright. Yeah. Fuck that morning show.
Starting point is 02:02:12 You heard. Thanks a lot, Rory. Alright, sleepers, come on, Rory. Give us some fucking barefoot music. Add some extra barefoot shit. What you gonna play,
Starting point is 02:02:20 y'all mean? Give them that vibe in the new crib with the new view. That view is kinda crazy. I ain't never heard of a nigga being unemployed and moving to a better crib. I gotta see what's going on in
Starting point is 02:02:33 Hennepalooza. Listen, man. I said, get your jokes off now. This is Craig David, living a moment featuring Goldling. Is the aux cord in all the way When you're down with me Forget all of your troubles And let's live in the moment One door closes Another one opens So let's live in the moment One point holding
Starting point is 02:03:11 Two words broken It's a good unemployment song too Amani gotta stop Stop trying to control it And start living in the moment Is he saying to start living in the moment or stop? Start living in the moment. Oh, he wants it to be a hoe.
Starting point is 02:03:32 Be spontaneous. Earthy. Ryan Leslie could have owned this late. He fucked up. We're all basic Don't carry the weight of all of the problems we had yesterday And we don't put a smile on the face For getting all of your troubles And let's live in a moment But one door closes So let's live in a moment So let's live in a moment
Starting point is 02:03:58 So let's live in a moment So let's live in a moment So let's live in a moment So let's live in a moment So let's live in a moment This is one of the worst written songs This ain't like it was written in 01 Relax man This is one of the worst written songs. This ain't like it was written in 01. Relax, man.
Starting point is 02:04:05 I'm saying. This is one of the worst written songs you ever heard? Are y'all listening to this shit? Oh, there's a rapper? Who is this? DeVoe? It's Goldling. Wait, this is the Goldling that I keep hearing about?
Starting point is 02:04:20 Have you ever listened to DeVoe? You are such a dick. That's his ass. Craig David gonna snuff you. Craig David don't want no smoke. And I like Craig David don't want no smoke And I like Craig David You look like Craig David What is this Chance Link
Starting point is 02:04:44 What the fuck Chance Wally Oh man What is this, Jan Slink? What? What the fuck? Jan Swalilink. Oh, man. Man, turn this bullshit off. They gonna smoke both of y'all. This is ass, man. Let's live in the...
Starting point is 02:04:53 Nigga, no. You live in the moment. Make a current fucking record. We ain't gotta play the second hook We're in the moment Let's live in the moment I just want to tell y'all Did Craig David do something to you in O2? Like what the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 02:05:15 I'm on the side of the music He definitely did something to you So let's live He let you off the seven days remix And put Mos Def So let's live in the moment When one door closes, another opens. Spoken word.
Starting point is 02:05:28 So let's live in... No! This is the hook that... Man, if you don't get this bullshit, the fuck... Give me this fucking aux cord, man. Jesus Christ. I'll never let you go first again. Tough crowd.
Starting point is 02:05:40 I've been bodying you for three years. That was the first record Rory has ever played where I said that is ass no I will agree that is the first record where you've had such an uproar
Starting point is 02:05:51 I'm going to say no there's definitely there's definitely something personal yeah like I didn't think the record was that bad
Starting point is 02:06:00 but when you I'm inclined to want to roll with you now in the second verse the said, why don't you fuck with a young brother that's successful? Let me upgrade you. What year was this verse written? Honestly. I don't know, bro.
Starting point is 02:06:18 I didn't. We're not even saying let me upgrade you. I didn't get that deep. Word. That's a regular feel good record. I mean, shit. He analyzing this shit like it's loaded lux or some shit. Sorry that I listened to words still.
Starting point is 02:06:31 My apologies. So listen to this, man. Y'all going to think I'm trolling. Y'all going to think I'm trolling with my sleeper. But I'm not trolling. Oh, boy. Here we go. Who Justin told you to play this week
Starting point is 02:06:51 him and his brother the brothers the combs is his justin could take them all i don't know that posted a little a little picture on the gram that said he wants some. Come on, relax. All right. Everybody relax. I'm just saying, man.
Starting point is 02:07:08 Don't be for the nigga you signed to. Don't be like me. I ain't signed to nobody, nigga. I signed to nobody. All right, nigga. I heard you the first time. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 02:07:21 So listen. Him is performing at Highline Ballroom along with uh Donnell Rollins, Ashley Larry uh this Monday January 22nd uh at my residency right so there is a him and I did try to book her so that there is a him and there's a her I was reached recently introduced to they I played they on this podcast I don't listen to what you play. No, clearly you do very well. Yeah, I was about to say, what was the example of what just happened? So let's live in the moment when one door closes, another
Starting point is 02:07:51 opens. So let's live in the moment. It's another hook that if I said, you niggas would fucking kill me. Now you want to come in here. This is Sleeper, y'all. Y'all missed this one. Just don't fuck up, Craig. And I like Craig. What day record did you play?
Starting point is 02:08:08 It was a long, long time ago. I'd have to look back. Off this project? Because this project came out in 2017 recently. And 75% of this shit is fire emojis. This shit is hard. If you are into the current sound of fucking R&B that engineers really rule. Engineers don't get their fucking credit in the streets. Wait, so, and Trap Bobby Brown is in this group.
Starting point is 02:08:39 I didn't know that there was a Trap Bobby Brown. Oh, God. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on in music. There's a lot going on. So this is a group called They. Off of their project, New Religion, Hyena. And this song is called Africa.
Starting point is 02:08:55 I played Back Around off this project. Oh, okay. They talking they shit. I love Back Around. Back Around is super hard. Yeah. Pause. I might role play with these niggas.
Starting point is 02:09:08 That's a joke, by the way. This is Africa from there, y'all. I would like to dedicate this album and every other note that I played to him. Yeah, brother. City of broken dreams. Check a nigga wallet. Money stack up to the ceiling. I played to him. Outro Music I don't wanna, I don't wanna be with you Money, money, money's all that a nigga deserve I don't wanna, I don't wanna be with you City of broken dreams, sinning for a dollar Forgive me, but I love the feeling
Starting point is 02:10:28 Know what they want from me, so I don't even bother I do it all for a reason Money's a devil, they tell it but they only tell it Cause they never felt what it feels to be honest Ain't got no motherfuckin' bitches Check my cerebellum, I can tell em' Go watch your cannabis And puff on your cannabis Wishing for what you can't handle has never been worth it I got no motherfucking bitches Check my cerebellum, I can tell them Money, money, money's all that a nigga deserve
Starting point is 02:10:53 I know I'm in the band You think that no motherfucker live in Money, money, money's all that a nigga deserve I got no motherfucking bitches Money's all that a nigga deserve Tell a nigga, tell a nigga, tell a nigga, tell a nigga Tell a nigga, tell a nigga, tell a nigga, tell a nigga Take another shot of liquor with a cup of egoism just to chase it down We will never be on equal ground Listen what a nigga preach about
Starting point is 02:11:27 We will always be a minister to society So tell a nigga keep the crown Money, money, money's all that a nigga deserve Y'all niggas ain't got no motherfuckin' bitches Money, money, money's all that a nigga deserve Y'all niggas ain't got no motherfuckin' bitches That was Africa from they T H EH-E-Y, period, if you're searching. I'm sure a lot of shit will come up with they. And all I ever wanted to say in every one of my songs was,
Starting point is 02:12:13 y'all niggas ain't got no motherfucking bitches. That is the most important factor when it comes to profiling men. Do these niggas got bitches? No? Then why am I listening? Men are so fucking trivial. Alright, who's getting the aux for mall sleeper?
Starting point is 02:12:32 Mall? Rory? Ice had the... Ah! Ice? Oh, you know he role plays. It's the Genius Bar guy. He's got all the little funky gadgets. This record was actually sent to me by somebody on Instagram.
Starting point is 02:12:53 I forgot who it was. But it surprised me because I definitely wasn't expecting it to sound like this. But this dude's name is Floater. I believe he's from Florida. So I believe that's like the way you say Florida if you're from Florida. Floater, I guess. I don't know. But the name of the song is called Weak.
Starting point is 02:13:09 All right. Oh, this is that new shit right here. This is silent shit. Mix is crazy. Oh, it's that new quiet mix. Mix is crazy. Wasted. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 02:13:25 Potential. This is a. Wasted. Uh-uh. Potential. This is a sidearm exclusive. Sidearm exclusive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is one of the first songs that chicks love that they didn't know the words to. It's true. Outro Music My team have reflected absence We all been ghosts I'm those who wasn't really trying to win And that's dead to true Y'all act therefore I stop you Before you can even begin
Starting point is 02:14:48 And watch that ass stat And what's done is done Some niggas never really buy you When you reaching the end And that's why they get New money baby What else? What else? New pussy baby I want him to turn all the vocals up on this record. Parks needs to mix this.
Starting point is 02:15:23 It's for old heads, really. You can keep the youth. If you niggas want problems, I can speak to you. I'm the bomb, though. I defeat the fuse. Hey. I clit it on them Riding with me Then I did it for them House arrest I'm thinking So I slip it for them Y'all don't know my meaning I don't feel you mortals I'm a godly passage I smite, I wipe And anything trying to block me I go for body shots I size, I fight
Starting point is 02:15:52 Niggas had a nerve to say That I'm cocky But bitch I'm real And that shit be nothing less So I keep doing beats Y'all got nothing left I wanna hunt it Any motherfucker can run it
Starting point is 02:16:00 So when your ass eating concrete Don't ask for help It's the age of the old soul Go glow I get paid rapping at' at home, go flow And I bring my life a whole show, GoPro Switch lanes in my two-seat, your photo Can't keep up, keep up, my juice come and sealed in a crystal beaker
Starting point is 02:16:12 In the room, face to face, and you hoes won't speak up We are not one, the same, we are not no eagles I'm far from secret, I'm a lot more lethal And a lot more deadly, this might hear my weapon Every track get messy, and I'm far from friendly I'm a lot less peaceful, so I thirst your vengeance I supply your refill nigga that's floater weak i was actually surprised that was a good record i like that it is a good record
Starting point is 02:16:38 when he turned all the vocals up niggas gonna fuck with that i like that record ice do you have a sleeper yeah i got one you're not the nigga that i like that record ice do you have a sleeper yeah i got one you're not the nigga that i want to end my podcast with the sleeper but don't play no trap shit nigga i don't know if that cord's gonna reach all the way see what ice has in store for us When new Ply's record has come out I wish I know you do Nah, you know I always like to
Starting point is 02:17:11 Do something from Jersey So This one Arsenal's coming New Arse Funny thing is he's on the record Hey It's Al B. Al
Starting point is 02:17:22 Arse and Fetty Wap It's called New Jersey Drive That's what you're playing? Yeah I like that movie Hey, I'll be out arson. Fetty Wap. It's called New Jersey Drive. That's what you're playing? Yeah. I like that movie. Hey.
Starting point is 02:17:34 Oh, that's hard. This is another straight bass. Thank you. Free my younger 50s for that murder case. You know my hood on go. Check the murder rate. Every time he catch a body, then we celebrate. Then we celebrate. Hold up. Bad bitch, you should see her waist. Treat her like an op, shoot her in the face. Hit her with the counter, try to play it safe.
Starting point is 02:17:58 Pussy started dripping, had to throw her weight. Thousand dollar shoes, used to wear skippies. My bitch got an ass like the real Nicki. Bad bitches only know I'm real picky. And I die for my niggas and they can get with me. Sportcar, hit the super button. Feel uncomfortable, start shooting something. I'm a real nigga, I don't go for nothing.
Starting point is 02:18:20 Body bags, those niggas think I'm bluffing. Straight out of Jersey, I'm a Newark baby. A real trap star, what you thought baby? Assis County used to get it off the porch baby And when it's beef, I just add a little more gravy I got Wap and Albie with me I need a bad bitch to go and visit RG and follow with me I don't really think you want no problem with me Dreadhead shooter, always gotta keep a roster with me
Starting point is 02:18:41 Hundred round drum, gotta chopper with me Nine to his back, got Ibaka with me Boy, he can catch these hands, got a roster with me. 100 round drum, got a chopper with me. Nine to his back, got Ibaka with me. Boy, he can catch these hands, got a Honda with me. 32 in the club, it's in my pocket with me. I'll be saying him and Fetty Wap had the bad bitches. Not the Mr. Grand bitches who be catfishing. So disrespectful to these hoes, I be half-dicious. All these niggas be talking, but they just sad living.
Starting point is 02:19:02 Wake up, I come bands to have sex. I'm a rich nigga, I talk money, it's on deck And my own whip still look new, so I drive it Badass bitch, she sittin' up inside it Only let her roll with me when we slide it Bitch better hold the clip and the whole gun, nigga I'll see the police, I'm gon' run, nigga Bet they won't catch me where I'm from, nigga
Starting point is 02:19:23 Twelve hundred block, I let her for a whole drum Keep a pistol on my life, we roll one Outro Music Yeah, that's Albie, Arce, and Fetty Wap, New Jersey Drive. I don't want to hear Fetty Wap on that record. Them two niggas rapping in there. Come on. Fetty Wap sound hard on what record is that? Oh, there's a Tekashi record with Fetty Wap sound hard on what record is that oh there's a Takashi record with Fetty he don't sound bad on it either with the one with
Starting point is 02:20:11 A Boogie yes yeah I like that record too that's the best I've heard Fetty sound in a while yeah I like all three of their verses on that record
Starting point is 02:20:22 that was it, man. You guys have any... Have you been keeping up with the... Kardashians? No. Wait, they had their baby. We didn't talk about it. Which one of them?
Starting point is 02:20:37 Are they all pregnant? I don't know. Who had a baby? Ken. Ken and Kanye surrogate. Kylie is the surrogate. I don't know. I don't know. Wait, wait. What? Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken. Ken.
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Starting point is 02:21:04 Ken. Ken. Ken No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. We don't know. We don't know. No. No. No. Stop. Can you untuck your chain? No. That's a big chain. Thanks. You got a hammer on you?
Starting point is 02:21:13 No. You're not just walking around with that chain with no hammer. I am. Your hand's not like that. They are. Niggas don't fight no more. They don't. It's dangerous.
Starting point is 02:21:21 I can run. They can shoot. Got tight shoes. Nah. I want to take a picture in that chain. Yes. It's dangerous I can run They can shoot Gotta tie the shoes Nah I wanna take a picture In that chain Leave me alone man Leave me alone
Starting point is 02:21:34 Damn I can't take a flick Give me the fucking cord man I don't have it man Stop looking at me Give me the cord So we can end right It's in Ice's pocket No I was saying
Starting point is 02:21:41 You've been keeping up with Fucking genius bar man So I heard you were having a problem with your unks. All right. We're loving hip hop Miami. They restoring the feeling. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:52 You and Ice wanted to talk about that. So what do y'all have to say about that? Trina's cousin is wild. That's the show. Right there. Yeah, that little kid is out of his mind. I got him at least nothing three people within the next two weeks.
Starting point is 02:22:06 And, you know, Trina been off him since the first episode. So this is nothing new. He's definitely going to punch some last night. I was on Instagram and I saw Caitlin slide down a banister twerking like on the handle and the handrail. I didn't know what was happening. It's getting them likes. And I love Caitlin. So I'm just trying to look for guidance and information from you
Starting point is 02:22:27 fellas. Is that a new dance? Is that a challenge that's going on? Is it like a challenge going on? I don't know. The banister challenge? I saw it, but I don't know. Wait. Wait. What are y'all saying?
Starting point is 02:22:43 I saw Kaelin sliding down a banister. You can kaylin sliding down a banister you can't twerk down a banister oh no you can apparently you can i'll be more than happy to show you i don't want to see it i'm fine okay please no but what i will say is man in 2018 there's some of you chicks that i mean i went on a little rant about some of you chicks are really ruining the walkaway vids man and now that it's become acceptable in society as like a real thing, y'all should do the walk away vids
Starting point is 02:23:10 without us hearing you say, okay, record me walking away. Oh, we have you here. Go. Go. No, that's not happening. 100% it is. Go is happening. Go. You're hearing it. Go. Alright, y'all. Go. And then also when they do all the little circle twists, by the third one, they dizzy.
Starting point is 02:23:29 So they have to look back and be like, stop. You got to love it, man. Yeah. Some of them chicks, they haven't quite mastered the first step is awkward. I want to see the behind the scenes when the people come out their hotel rooms and watch these women walk by and wonder what they're doing. Some of them bitches don't be walking nowhere.
Starting point is 02:23:48 And now that it's really cold out and the lobby in your apartment building is super trash, you really not trying to do no walk away vid. Show us that lobby. Let's see the hallway. Because a nigga going, I'm going to judge everything. Let me tell you something. Bitches be putting pictures up that look cute. I be looking at the floor tiling, the mold.
Starting point is 02:24:11 Y'all are trash. I catch myself doing that a lot. You have to. You peep shit in the corner. Hell yeah. Bitch ain't vacuumed in ages. That's why most of them do it in the hotels. I'm going to go over there and feel sexy.
Starting point is 02:24:24 You ain't plugged a vacuum up in a year. Why do you want to feel sexy? That could be part of them do it in the hotels How am I going to go over there and feel sexy? You ain't plugged a vacuum up in a year Why do you want to feel sexy? That could be part of your role play How am I getting to my role play? Get her to clean Trick her into the role play I think I might have played Tony Danza before A little Who's the Boss action
Starting point is 02:24:37 Oh my God, man Now nobody wanted to be Tony Danza Nobody played Tony Danza If there's anybody nobody ever played as Tony Danza Tony Danza don't even play as Tony Danza. Y'all shitting on Tony Danza. Y'all ain't watching Who's the Boss? That's not what we're doing.
Starting point is 02:24:49 He's a racist. Who's the Boss is one of the best fucking. Nah, Scott Bale. Who's the Boss is one of the best sitcoms ever. Scott Bale's head of the class. I thought he was. Oh, no. Scott Bale's Charles in Charge.
Starting point is 02:24:59 Charles in Charge. Charles in Charge of my days and mine. All right. That's the end of the Joe Bunn Podcast. We're rolling them all. We'll see y'all next week. Wait, what show was we talking about before Charles in Charge? Who's the boss?
Starting point is 02:25:12 Tony Danza, right? Angela played Tony Danza. She ain't got no pussy until like the last season when nobody cared. That's fucked up. We need vengeance for all the old sitcom people. Al Bundy, Tony Danza. I'm coming for you guys. The Joe Bunden Podcast.
Starting point is 02:25:25 Make sure you subscribe. Don't know what that means, but I hear all the cool YouTubers say it. Go do that. They always try to make it sound snazzy. Hit the little subscribe button right there. Somewhere around this frame. They got graphics that point to hit the subscribe right underneath.
Starting point is 02:25:42 And make sure you tune in back next week. Shut the fuck up, nigga. Anyway, we are out of here. That's the Joe Button Podcast. Make sure you hit subscribe. No Joe Button. No, no, no. No, Wally. Man, disrespectful to y'all drama.
Starting point is 02:26:03 Hold on, that's crazy. Hey, what's happening? What the fuck is this music playing? Where's this music coming from? Oh, this fucking record. All right, cool. Here we go. We're leaving now.
Starting point is 02:26:12 Bye. Oh, whatever. It's not that important.

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