The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 401 | "Boom Bap"

Episode Date: December 23, 2020

The Verzuz-cast is back! Joe and the guys begin by recapping the celebration between a pair of legends (E-40 and Too $hort) and their favorite moments of the Verzuz (25:45). Joe then accuses Mal and Parks of having biased music takes and only supporting a certain style of hip hop, which leads to a heated debate (55:40) and Rory still doesn't believe DaBaby is a Pop Star during a conversation about revisiting bad takes from 2020 (1:08:49). The crew also shares their expectations for "Coming to America 2" (2:03:47), the return of the NBA (2:36:44) and MORE!   Sleeper Picks Joe | Joe Budden - “I Wanna Know” (Ft. Stacy Barthe) Rory | Lo Boii - “Maybe”  Mal | Kevin Gates - “Weeks”  Parks | Flee Lord - “Wu-Lords” (Ft. Raekwon)

show why are y'all why are y'all listening yeah I just got one of those so I listened to a show what did you think of us you guys were super funny it's like yeah yeah yeah

it's content it's content it's all it is it's content that's when I get my content lying off all of that is fake and phony

yeah that's all it's worse than I say is that how you really feel I don't really believe that stuff no it's all content my co-hosts are such pigs.

Honestly, I've been waiting for us to grow. I wish everyone wasn't so surfaced. Oh, man. Come on, let me sit down and tell you guys about all the cologne I've been gifted. All types of cologne. I'm going to smell good in the house. Did they have a good taste in cologne at least?

Really just by the Tom Ford. No, it's good. It's good tasting. They got you some fire? Yeah, yeah, no, it's fire. I settle for nothing less nowadays. I have boundaries. No, you're worse.

I like that. I have boundaries and standards now. Yeah, no, you're worse. Oh, man, if I would would have those in my 20s. Such a better man. It's the holidays. I see what you did with the greens, Maul. I just peeped it. Christmas colors.

Game the accents on the sleeve. Santa Mall. You know what I'm saying? Lacing Grand Concourse with the finest of tray bags. Is he Saint Nick from Saint Nick? Saint Nick. I mean, on brand. Got to be on brand with it.

With the Cleveland baseball team. Come on, Ma. Tell us about the coat drive you're doing. I'm not doing a coat drive. Come on, you do all this shit. I'm definitely doing a coat drive. You do all this shit the street niggas do. I'm not.

You giving out turkeys? I was about to say, what turkey you giving out? If you got an old coat, drop it off at the Salvation Army right there. We're going to pick it up. It's for the kids. It's all about the kids, too. I support it. I've never done one, but I support it.

You're doing a toy drive. Come on, give it to us. I support it. Yo, drop the toys all about the kids. I support it. I've never done one, but I support it. You're doing a toy drive. Come on, give it to us. I support it. Yo, drop the toys off at the Y. Come on, all the killers do that. Yeah, they do. Do it. Come on, promote.

Promote. Promote something you don't do. Yeah. La, la, la. Fa, la, la. Wish I had Christmas plans. Not celebrating white Jesus, I'll tell you that much Never

Never Rory will find a way To get his black card Re-approved every time Every time it's about to expire You got declined No he gets it right approved Right back at you

He wore it all black To get it approved See him Hey wait a minute Every time I didn't do the thingamajiggy i'm in such a good mood i don't know why it's the holidays yeah certainly not that no that's not what does it for you no way spending a shitload of money i'm actually about to come in here and talk about how great it's called handy

america and the whites have set this up this whole dump all your money back into the economy right before taxes oh yeah yeah like boy they set it up sweet yeah it's sweet so no if i'm thinking about the holidays and all of this bullshit no i don't subscribe to it sorry i've been trying to get my family to like get rid of gifts entirely but it just never happens i straight up said it this year i've said it straight up for probably a decade straight. None of you guys are getting gifts. And then someone, oh, I just got you a little something.

Only the kids. Hey, no, I got to get them a little something. Only the kids are getting shit and we're all going to celebrate and eat and be a happy family and just enjoy each other's company. Let's all buy ourselves

a nice bottle of champagne and get really drunk together. I'm being ordered from 2018 and 2014. I'm not getting anyone a Christmas gift wait really yes the kids deserve it

that's crazy no kids get stuff yeah the kids kids definitely get stuff yeah of course obviously Christmas is for the kids right

but the rest of y'all don't get me nothing I'm not getting y'all nothing when did the when did the audits pop up uh one just popped up I had no one about the other one

at the top of the year but like how you chasing me in 2014 2015 when I had known about the other one at the top of the year. But like, how are you chasing me in 2014, 2015 when I had no money? Like you're auditing $40,000? It's crazy. Listen, in 20... My expenses was McDonald's. They just put out an article saying that they only go after poor people because it's easier. It's easier to sift through the boat like oh i can clearly see what

you didn't go through yeah no you owe the state 200 bucks like leave me the fuck alone in 2015 that's 2018 in 2015 when i was attempting to get my life together is when i learned that when they alerted me that I did my 2002, 2003, 2006, 2011, and 2013 taxes wrong. Damn. Why didn't you stop me the first year? I said, and y'all just now calling me? Yeah. Y'all just calling me about this? Yeah, I had to get all of that stuff together before I got myself together.

I just got it pushed. But it's worth it. They said we need it on December 24th. I was like, y'all are going to be in the office? That's the deadline you need for this audit from 2014? I was like, well, I need an extension. You just found out. Can I at least find out?

Right. I need to go through this. Yeah, I got to give Ian a little bit of credit man he uh he did a real good job of helping to teach me the value of just correct books and legal activity and paying taxes and doing

things like the way the government says sometimes and sometimes it's just worth paying that tax instead of trying to get around it it's less of a headache this instead of trying to get around it. It's less of a headache. This 2018 shit I'm about to sift through is going to take me all of 2021. Like, it's that much bullshit.

And it's expensive to get audited, and then you end up having to pay already. And then while you're working it out, you're going to get more penalties. Oh, yeah, you got to pay now. I thought Ben had to pay for a while. Yeah, but now it's a new audit, so you got to pay pay. Oh, no.

That 2018 audit is a little different. You got to pay because somebody got to pop beef with you. Like, nigga, why I got to pay for that? This is crazy. Oh, man. I hit seven potholes on my way here. Let me help put Rory in better spirits. That's cool.

Speed this up a little. Can I fuck with that tempo? Yeah, nah. I like a quicker bop around my holiday, you know what I mean? Hang all the mistletoe, I'm gonna get to it. Let me hear it out there. This Christmas time as we trim the tree, how much Hey! Hey, Maul, I see what you did with the red in the tongue with the red sweatsuit. Who's saucier than you? Who's saucier than Maul? Come on, man. We're caroling through the night. And this Christmas will be Very special Christmas This is top five.

This might be top one. Well, apparently the Mariah song is on the top of the charts for everyone. It has been for 30 years. It sells and shit like that. It's also a great song. It's a good song. This is Mariah would probably want it too.

But this is mine. No song will beat this for me. It's also a great song. It's a good song. It's a good song. This and Mariah would probably want it too. Off the top of my head. But this is mine. Me too. No song will beat this for me. I've never met a woman whose eyes outshine the town. Oh, man. I'm going home to spray some of this good cologne I got. Don't worry. Y'all got cologne coming to y'all, man. I'm going home to spray some of this good cologne I got. Don't worry.

Y'all got cologne coming to y'all, man. Just wait. And this Christmas will be very special Christmas for me. It's a weird way to end that song. You want to play a Hanukkah song? Listen, man, what the fuck they thought I was here to do? I'm here to set the bar. Yeah.

Come on, man. This ain't even a Christmas song, but lonely niggas made it a Christmas song. No, yeah, We played this on Christmas This was the ghost of bitches past That sounds like a great BET movie Tell me this is not for them Ghost of pussy past This for sure to you

You know exactly what she wants for Christmas Cause you know her like the back of your hand But you don't talk anymore. You spent the last four years at her family's house for Christmas. You're not invited this year. You just get to see it on Facebook. Look at Savon crying.

Oh, it's lonely. I know. I'm with you, my black king I'm with you, my brother Are you gonna shoot a mama text, though? Yeah, man, you gotta do that Gotta shoot the mama text Send her a Christmas card, baby I wish things could've been different, too

Yeah, hold on, look, we in the hookin' for these niggas Come on, Sean Stockman Somebody new It always was a bad place to just come into Sean and Wanya was always battling. All right, Sean, shut up with this pretty bridge. Come on, Wanya. Hey, Wanya's vocals was always up louder in the hooks for some reason. For sure.

Who was mixing these records? W reason. For sure. Always. Always. Who was mixing these records? Wanya. Why did you vote? They should have jumped us. Look at me. How long you got?

Five ad-lib tracks over the hook. Oh, man. Oh, man. Doesn't feel. Look at Sean trying to sneak a line in. Getting good at the end. I got it. I got it, shit hole. Oh, I love Sean Stockman. Sean definitely got his shit off.

He definitely got his shit off. Sean was the dude, man. You wait until one day left. Sean is that dude. Sean's placed the other way. Yeah, yeah, let me fill that in. Niggas ain't trying to see boys to men in the verses. I'll tell you that one.

No, Joe Batten. We always throw names around. They skip a few bobby brown boys to men no oh man microphone check one two what is this the The JBP boys bike the business. Welcome to episode 401 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Good brother, Maul, is here, fresh to death.

I'm here, man. Uh-huh. No. You got a good word for the people for the holidays, man. Stay safe. They love you, man. They love you out there. I love y' a good word for the people for the holidays, man? Stay safe. They love you, man. They love you out there. I love y'all.

I love the people. This nigga's so cool. I didn't even think of it that way. Damn. Stay safe. That's it. Stay safe, man. That's a whole new perspective.

The new thing is stay safe, but stay dangerous. I've seen the stay dangerous one, yeah. I haven't seen that one. You can't tell people to stay dangerous. Like, ease some of that back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is saying that? The kids. The Bronx't seen that one. You can't tell people to stay dangerous. Like, ease some of that back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, who was saying that? The kids.

The Bronx. No, Jim. Jim Jones was getting that off. You know what I'm saying? Stay safe, but stay dangerous. I'm like, all right, Jim. You've been dangerous for like 20 years. Well, that's on brand.

That seems rather brand appropriate. Yeah, Jim has been very consistent, for sure. All right, cool. All right, so you're not staying dangerous? No, just safe. Park, what's going on, man? How you feeling this holiday? for sure. All right, cool. All right, so you're not staying dangerous? No, just safe. Park, what's going on, man? Chilling. How you feeling this holiday?

Feeling great. Feeling great. Good. Yeah. Good, man. How about yourself? Excellent. Yeah?

Excellent. Couldn't be better. Good. Good. I thought we were going to get a white Christmas, but it's going to rain instead. So that's kind of why. Sad Christmas. I mean, you got to flood the block then.

Emo Christmas. You got to flood the block then. Emo Christmas. Yeah, I'm waiting for the rain to get rid of some of the snow and the black ice. Because boy, my dad is hard headed as a fuck and somehow wants to go outside to do Christmas shopping. Oh, no, no, no, no. He can't do that. Not right now. Not right now.

I'm sure I'll walk. Amazon is your friend. And that was a scary moment for me. Like when you realize that you have to put on your parent brain to your parents. But that's how it is. Roles change as we get older. Yeah, no. We got to take care of our parents. I'm going to die.

Yeah. We got to take care of our parents. I'm moving up the escalator. That's how I judge it. The parenting escalator. Yeah. That's why I want daughters. They take care of you.

Daughters take care of their parents. Y'all trying to trick the system Sons we're pieces of shit Yeah We just we like whatever Whatever dad Wipe your own ass Yeah like

I'm not touching your ass Get you a daughter man Yeah Daughter will take care of you Get you a daughter When y'all gonna pop on out When the world gets back to normal maybe that audit pushed Rory

at least four more years back please Rory is out the baby game condoms still birth control birth control still I wasn't using condoms when I wasn't paying taxes

definitely not wearing them now you think an audit's gonna make me go get a Trojan it's coming for Rory in a couple of months you know what I'm not re-upping on my birth control anymore

damn that's what Rory's gonna say it happens to the best of us that's what Rory's gonna say I've been a big advocate of my birth control

I'm stopping my fiber pills I'm off the fiber hey I'm not I'll show you I'll show you in the toilet when I get off the fiber. Hey, I'm not. I'll show you. I'll show you in the toilet. When I get off these things, you thought White Castle was a problem.

Holy shit. Well, what you did when Shorty said that to you? Yo, I'm getting off this birth control. I don't like what it's doing to my body. Put a condom on. Gross. Mr. Perfect, huh? Mr. fucking perfect. No kids I don't want

Then pull out Like an adult Nah Or just leave it in Like an adult Nah Wrap this thing up Fuck that

You come in the condom And then lay on her Tell me Nah I still I still I still I still rip the condom off Why you want them

You know You know more lays on her. With the smell of latex in the air. Latex and cum. It takes a different type of animal to come in the condom and lay on her. Yeah. No.

Yes, you do. Don't lie. No, I rip that. You know you can pull a condom off like this from the tip. So hard, you Godzilla. Must have impressed her. Aren't you Dickzilla? That's not what I'm saying.

Look at the size of this thing. I swear that's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. Why is Moe Dickzilla? You are a disgusting little Bronx man. I swear to God, that's not what I was saying. Saint Nick and Saint Dick. That sounded crazy.

Jangling around. Swinging around your head like a helicopter. Bro, he said you make balloon animals out of it. That's funny as fuck, man. You really count that as a body if you be with a condom? Well, Marla's disgusting. Now you towering over her From your knees

With the condom in your hand Yeah That's how you gotta do it Now you hovering over her With your torso Absolutely Absolutely They love it

They love that shit Yo Who are we introducing Today Parks No somebody How many Plan B's Y'all purchased in your life

Three Can you put that on Your expenses When you get on it No, somebody. How many Plan B's y'all purchased in your life? Three. Can you put that on your expenses when you get on it? Probably. That's why they're hitting you up right now, Rory. Send it to me, but fuck, I was famous. Yo, go to CVS for me. I don't feel like them looking.

I'm like, fam, all right. How old was you when Pump It Up came out? They still remember my face, man. And you can't just go casually cop a Plan B. I'm in there with shades and a hoodie on. You have to ask. And you have to come with a key. No, no, no. No, don't let me tell you about the time where you got to find out that you got to ask.

I went up there and tried to jimmy open the cabinet one time. The alarm went off? Oh. Joe Button steals Plan B bills. I'm like, shit and then then the new shit they got a little tiny sign here that says ring the bell for the assistant man i couldn't see that fucking sign i almost broke that glass yeah yeah they don't be coming the quickest when you hit the bell no they don't you stand there like 20 people in front they got a ring they don't even be knowing the product they're like shit, we carry this?

Oh shit, I got to cop some of this. And you be in a rush like, I'm on hour 68. It's like 72 hours. Hurry the fuck up. I procrastinate. I took too long. I need to get to this pill. Yo, man, no.

I got a few hours left. I get the stupid shit. I'm waiting for the product. They looking at me all dumb in the face. I know you from somewhere man if you don't give me the lube give me the fucking lube

and let me go to the counter please the lube and the plan B I'm cuffing the I'm cuffing the lube that's a chicken and egg theory cuffing the lube in my hand so you can't see it

like I got a cig in the bullpen I get to the register slide it up there unrecognized by anyone here they go do you want to give me your phone number do you have the I get to the register, slide it up there and unrecognized by anyone. Here they go. Do you want to give me your phone number?

Do you have the CVS with the register card? Do you have your email? Man, I want to pay. No, no, no. That's where you got to go to Soap Checkout. Do you want to donate

any money to the South Basin? No. Have you ever had them with a boy? Wait. To anybody? No, I want to jerk off. They said,

do you want to donate to St. Jude's Children's Hospital? I said, no. I'm buying a Plan B to kill a kid. Why would I want to jerk off. They said, do you want to donate to St. Jude's Children's Hospital? I said, no, I'm buying a plan B to kill a kid. Why would I donate to them? Oh, shit. Yo, are you writing this stuff down? Flag it, buddy, but we're on them. Call us butter.

Why would you ask me about St. Jude's right now? You see what type of time I'm on. Yo, I want to beat off is hilarious. Every time I think we could go a few episodes without talking about beating off, we don't. I want to shout out

to our first and last time listeners. I want to shout out to our SoundCloud listenership, our Apple listenership, our YouTube viewership. Don't forget to hit subscribe, pay for the ad, swipe up,

filter left, to the left, to the left. Shout out to all the Dwayne Reed, CVS, and Walgreens employees that get us to plan B and lube. That can tell when you're trying to be discreet up filter left to the left to the left shout out to all the duane reed cvs and uh walgreens employees that get us the plan b and lube that can tell when you're trying to be discreet and they do things quickly and cvs because it's a woman's choice yeah i want to shout out home goods love home goods i want to shout out bed bath and beyond i think y'all might be going out of business but i'll shout y'all out anyway for finally getting rid of those 20% discount coupons

and just making everything 20% off if you have the little cold thing. That's really fly. So glad that y'all did that. I want to shout out to HomeGoods. While I'm on this store run, I've never come in here and we've never really given a proper send-off to Pier 1, and it's disrespectful. Pier 1 Imports. We lost them?

It's been a while. It's been a while, and we have never— Over a decade, I feel like. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Pier 1 imports. We lost them? It's been a while. It's been a while and we have never Over a decade I feel like. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Not that long. This is a recent thing

where they said alright all of us are finito. Where am I going to get my wicker furniture? Somewhere where it's affordable. Wayfair. Look what Wayfair did

to Pier 1. I mean I was just telling Savon about Wayfair earlier. I'm part of the problem. What else? What else? Who are we powered by? Sponsored by? I mean, I was just telling Savon about Wayfair earlier. I'm part of the problem. What else? What else?

Who are we? Powered by, sponsored by, supported by, enabled by, empowered by, tolerated by the best app in the world. None other than Cash App. Get it if you don't have it. Send strippers money through them. And other people. And that's more shit that I innovated, by the way.

Sending strippers money? Like I seen something floating around that said strip clubs in the future and it was like the credit card or phone thingamajiggy on a stiletto

for it to be no money transferred. And I'm like, look at that. That's your IP? More of my sauce. That's your IP? More of my sauce.

Sometimes, listen, I don't even know where I left the sauce at. I don't know. The strip club is a good guess. I don't know who's making spaghetti with my sauce. Sometimes, listen, I don't even know where I left the sauce at. I don't know. The strip club is a good guess. I don't know who's making spaghetti with my shit.

Clearly you left it inside of her if you're going to go get all these plan B's. And let me just say that God has really looked out on me for when I didn't feel like

popping the plan B question. When I was like, ah, might have got a drop in there, but. Nah. Let's but. Nah. That first pump doesn't count.

We'll see in a few months. That's when you start getting cocky when you get through a few of like, we didn't do anything and it was fun. And then you start thinking like,

I don't even think about nut work anymore. Exactly. She'll be fine. That's what it turns into. She'll call me in six months or not

or 14 years well that's when it gets a little tricky all this comedy style just kidding that's a little tricky to you satire that's where it gets tricky finding out you have a 14 year old kid

just to bump bump in the road that day y'all never be worried you got a 14 year old kid somewhere in the middle of the country Or Europe or something Probably That would be fucked up

If a girl hid that for that long I agree That's fucked up Don't do that I wanna know if I got a kid Yeah let me know Well maybe she didn't think We were ready

We probably weren't No I would've abandoned his ass If she didn't need to do that Like what have you found out Right now you had a brother It's crossed my mind a lot. Yeah. One of my best friends growing up,

we met his brother at a house party senior year of high school. They found out they had the same dad. It was weird. That's crazy. At the party? At the party, yeah. We was just talking

and yeah, they had the same father. That's a wild way to find out. That's exactly why I don't talk at parties. Might meet your family. Bad parties. Might meet your family. Bad siblings. Might meet your family. How does house party turn to a reunion?

And I'm joking, by the way, about all these family jokes. And, oh, I'll go even further. Same dude. Almost. Almost fucked his sister by accident. Oh, shit. Oh, man. almost almost fucked his sister by accident oh shit oh man his dad had like 15 kids and didn't know any of them

so they was all just running around that's crazy you found all the kids at house parties no it was at high school he almost beat first freshman year

I was in 8th grade he came back he was like yo mad bitches this is crazy and he didn't beat cause he was corny luckily but thank god yeah for real and yeah it ended up according to save the incest yeah yeah shout out to that dad man fucking spread it around yeah well now that we know how everyone

is feeling where would you gentlemen like to start today? What's on your minds? How can we help push the culture forward? I don't know. The culture? Well, let's start with the obvious. Tell us about your powers. That is the culture. Is it? Yeah.

It's black culture for sure. I don't know. I didn't try anything didn't i didn't try anything yet i didn't try anything i gotta wait till i get get back to the block and i'm gonna try to see if i could run fast you could try to run yeah it's pretty easy i'm gonna see if i could do that we just like flapped your wings and all like this yeah try to kick the snow see how strong i am now kick the ice why they in black people business again? Why are you trying to find out? Are you just inquiring?

Yeah, but that's how it starts. Guys, I've been to all you guys' superpowers. Trying to figure out how we can take the powers? Yeah. Monetize off them? Yeah. Give us everything about your powers. I'm going to figure it out.

I did feel a little different, though. Tried a different strand the other night, so maybe night so maybe this okay it's a superpower yeah Joe what about you what about your powers hmm I'm able to missed 25 straight FaceTime calls but not skip a beat that's power that's not even from that even feel the effects of it bounce right off me answer on the 27th ring like yo what's up was just folding clothes always folding clothes yeah come on just wrapping up when you tell me i'm doing laundry yeah man you do laundry yeah i do just on my second load joe doesn't do laundry no i didn't tell me what i do i don't think you do laundry you don't shovel snow so why would you do laundry i laundry. No. I didn't even tell me what I do. I don't think you do laundry. You don't shovel snow, so why would you do laundry?

I don't shovel snow. You don't even drive yourself. Because I'm not a peasant. I'm kidding, man. Well, definitely washing clothes is more peasant to me now. Are you marking this stuff, man? They're going to ruin my image. Pussy.

They're going to say I'm Steve Harvey and Ellen. They're going to say I treat people poorly. And I see you starting that narrative, too. We have seen how you treated Savon on camera. You are worse and Ellen. They're going to say I treat people poorly. Let's see you start that. We have seen how you treated Savon on camera. You are worse than Ellen. Yeah, it's true.

Savon is trying to start the Joe's Mean Like Ellen campaign. You are mean like Ellen. They said you had a petition too. It's on camera. You got names? Who signed that shit? Steph?

Home team. Keeb definitely signed that too. All right, where were we What were we talking about Powers Say Von got his powers Oh superpowers

I don't know I don't know what my Superpower is I thought I always Had superpowers I agree Yeah Suit me up

You're wearing a suit You're a lost boy You guys done with Your little lost boy jokes Yeah They were better off Mike Alright Alright

Alright It's versus cast time Woo You know what we've You guys done with your little Lost Boy jokes? Yeah. They were better off, Mike. All right. All right. All right. It's Versus Cast time. Woo! You know what we've transformed into. Cover the verses. Got to give them 90 minutes of verses. Sorry, Versus hater listeners. Niggas hate anything.

How can you hate Versus? Niggas hate anything that's fun and fly, man. Right. As soon as it gets popular, oh, knew they were going to talk about two of the biggest people to contribute to hip hop going against each other. Yeah. It's exactly what we're going to do.

I'm going to talk about that. Sorry. All right, verses. E40, too short. Saturday night, went down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to work on that. But, you know,

what did you think? How did you feel going in? How did you feel coming out? Honestly, I didn't watch it. Wow. I was doing a bunch of shit. I totally forgot. You know how that goes.

Yeah. I was helping mom move. He was getting ready for the toy drive. That's it. Yo, do you... I was doing a bunch of shit Yeah I was

Did you see any recaps Or uh Yeah yeah yeah I seen the clips Am I the only one Alright I was What would it do

It won't even You ain't even gonna Expound on the shit Yeah I can't I'm not gonna You don't know how to make stuffing You ain't gonna dress this up at all

Nah I mean I've seen the clips I mean it was A legendary two legends. At least try and play their catalog. I like the way Too Short played his hits. Man, number one podcast right there. I got to be honest with the people.

Number one potter right there. I watched some of the clips that are going around on IG. And here's my in-depth review of some of the short clips that I saw. It's not a review. I mean, it's two legends that battled or versus against each other, played their catalog, and it was just a win for the Bay Area. I'm glad that this was on display for a lot of people.

I like it. That's good. It's always got to be a win. It's a win for the Bay. I know what's happening. I know what's happening, man. Hold up. Y'all not going to do that.

My guy just played in nine straight finals. In some of that was the Olympics. He played in the offseason as well. Load management should be a thing. He shouldn't have to start. He shouldn't have to start the season on fire, honestly. We don't know how his knees are feeling. Yeah, come on, man.

He just carried a squad. He don't have to come in here from game one with the blazing hot take. Let's see who the second and third scoring option might be on the team this year. You're right. Let the rookies develop

a little bit. I see what you're doing there. I see what you're doing. Yeah, but how was it, though? I know you watched it. I loved it. You watched it. You checked it out.

You did. I told you I did. You said, yeah, I saw it. I watched it. I didn't think you would, though. Why? I don't know, because you don't like rap I love

Hip hop I love what we've been able to accomplish From all different sectors of the world Me too I love what we all do culturally As a unit All of us Not so much the business

I love what's happened since 79 some people say 74 but i i love what has occurred so i'm gonna always stand for this like this is something i might have i might have said this here before but like niggas like me dreamed of seeing shit like this facts this is back when when when you was think when you was watching the Jetsons as a kid, and you was like, man, one day we'll be able to see the person that we call. You used to be able to picture the future. And when I was buying 100 CDs for $19.99 out the back of the whatever that was, it was, wow, how awesome would it be to see Madonna versus whoever. So yeah, sorry, young whippersnappers.

This is always big to me. That's what you had on your mind during a robbery? And I told y'all that during that, when I was getting a haircut maybe a year ago, I watched that hip hop doc that was on Netflix where they got into how all the different regions contributed. Was it Evolutions? Is that what it was called? Yeah, yeah.

Evolutions. Very serious. Man, they tore that shit up. And they really explained for the people or casual onlookers such as myself just how much debate did. So I'm always going to watch. And listen, I'll come clean since we on the Come Clean cast. I'll be honest and transparent in this unsafe space. There was a time where I didn't understand E-40. Oh, me too

let me be honest I'm not don't take me as the old head that just think I was always hip on some shit that y'all don't know about because it's Nietzsche

there was a time where I was like well why is he rapping like that yeah he's very unorthodox this is a time just a couple years ago when I said that about

some artists from the south I said that about some artists from the South. I said that about some niggas from New York. Like, I just say it with you. Damn, why is he rapping like that? All right,

oh, that's his thing. I might, I said that about Ghostface when I first heard him. So, I mean, it means nothing.

Right. But, I was telling Parks, like, I had the pleasure, Slaughterhouse's had the pleasure of doing a few shows with E-40,

opening up at a few festivals for E-40, and up at a few festivals for E-40, and just being in the Bay Area when E-40 came on. And if you experience it, then you

know to the extent that he can go. I mean, even when his records come on in the East Coast Party, though. A lot of his records go off in the clubs out here too Yeah he has legitimate hits Not just regional hits He has both

Listen I was fortunate enough When I went to Laurenburg Institute In Laurenburg North Carolina There was a young lady there by the name of I think her name was Farrah And she was from the Bay So in my first days of learning how to like rap and sing or whatever the fuck i was trying to do there was a presence on campus to say oh y'all don't know about this

so i kind of knew a little bit about it uh thank god for that too i love bay folk and listen i bring that up to say if you never experienced that in your time of courting women hopefully you met a chick that said i'm from the bay and she taught you a little something about it yeah and she showed you how to put on a fizzle face i can see where we're trying to learn the fizzle face how do you do it again do Do it You look like you smelled some piss Whatever Mac Dre said Yeah That's how he started

Yo I'm gonna teach y'all You ever smell some piss? So I watched this Outside of how great I think they both are individually Both of them couldn't be nicer gentlemen In hip hop Yeah So I always want to support the people that are genuinely nice,

good people. And it's interesting because a lot of people may not know their names or catalogs, but I was playing it and Rem was doing something in the crib and she's like, I feel like I know more of these songs than I have in some of the other verses and she's younger. So like their impact is felt.

Even if you might not know their songs or catalogs specifically, you have heard songs with them on it that were big songs. E-40 is one of those that always just kept a huge hit. Yeah. If it wasn't every year, at least every other year. Like 40 for decades has always been extremely present when it comes to popular music, not just the Bay Area shit. It keeps it single a single yeah and short

everyone bites off short so you're gonna know short whether you know short or not when shit comes on yeah and and that's why because of all those reasons that rory just stated i kind of did think that i would know the majority of the records played between the two of them i knew even more than i thought i would know same because i've spent time and just just because i knew the records played between the two of them, I knew even more than I thought I would know. Same. Because I've spent time and just because I knew the records. I knew the records. Their music is a staple in the culture.

It is. For sure. The Bay Area sound is also really important. I mean, without that, you don't get Mustard, who has produced some of the biggest hits for the past 10 years. You don't get Master P in a lot of the South. That too. That too.

That too. So what I'm saying is, for me, this battle didn't lack in the music department. At all. The hits were there. E-40's hilarious. This battle didn't lack in character and personality because E-40 is still one of the funniest and let me watch my mouth even calling him funny. Entertaining?

Yeah. Charismatic. Charismatic. Charismatic. There we go. Charismatic, entertaining. Whatever sauce he has, it bounces off of you. It bounced off the screen. So, I mean, the battle didn't lack there.

They certainly had all the stories in the world. It didn't lack for me there. Oh, yeah. Do you see it? Personally, personally personally and i watched it from when before the before the openers went on to the very end of the set not the battle the set and personally for me i really enjoyed um that bay area chip that they had on their shoulder oh yeah then know that Know that chip that Atlanta used to have

before they started dominating for like, went on a 20-year run? Bullshit. And they're not. That isn't letting up at all. Yeah, goddamn. The Bay, Houston,

and New Orleans are three cities that, off the top of my head, that are not appreciated as much as they probably should be. I agree with that. To their contributions. In 06, I was running around

telling my, all right, when do y'all think this Atlanta run's gonna be over? It's been on since 1994. Yeah. And it hasn't let up at all. Right.

It doesn't look like it's going to. They're talented out there, man. Yeah. Take a break, guys. But yeah, that Bay Area chip on their shoulder where two of these legends had to stand there

and basically tell us all that they've contributed, not them but the bay area has contributed to hip-hop i love that aspect yeah but that's what this was one of my favorites sets that was crazy set was ridiculous like i really enjoyed this battle now i understand the people that didn't want to watch it i get it if you want to tell me if yeah that didn't want to see it i totally get that there was some when they were announced that i didn't think i would be as into too that when it aired i was

just blown away so i was like i fuck with the brand i fuck with what's happening right boy it sounds like ads it's not an ad versus pay up um but yeah i just loved everything about this it was a really entertaining saturday night i think i missed the fight because of it me too well i also broke my tv that night so i've missed missed the fight because of it. Me too. Well, I also broke my TV that night, so. I've missed the last couple minutes of the battle and the fight. And I think it was a football game on it.

I missed two that night. I saw the early one. I didn't watch the late one because this was on the same time as the late one. Yeah, so that's my take of this battle. 40 just had too much

for short. I know we're not picking a winner. No doubt. I know the culture won. The fans won. We all won. The Bay Area won.

But 40 just got too much shit, man. Yeah. Too much shit. And it's funny that you could say that about 40 against Short. Right. Who has the same amount of shit. I might have had Short. No, I picked 40 coming into it.

But I thought Short had more big records. Probably does as a solo artist maybe. But 40's on so many records. Officially, remixes, features, whatever. I put Short up one zip. big records probably does as a solo artist maybe but 40s on so many records officially remixes features whatever i put short up one zip 40 came right back tied it up for me then i put short up to one 40 came right back tied it up for me then i put short up three two it up 3-2 and then it looked like e40 got angry and then he went up 3-3 to me 4-3 5-3 6-3 7-3 yeah once he started hitting the the loonies verse and and uh that law and uh what else did he hit yay area it was like oh man 40 much. Yeah, it's a little different.

No, Too Short pissed him off by playing that shit at track three. That fast shake that. That shit that it's not going to lose against anything. Oh, you played that in round three? All right, Short. All right, you playing with me now. Watch this. And then he went on just a run.

And even then, it seemed like he was trying to keep it cool I'm about to say they don't have the list the records I think he's got it right here oh okay oh you're getting this my shit yeah shake that monkey

yeah don't play shake that monkey in round three. Because that's how you know E-40 got mad. Because he pulled out the T-pain joint, which should be a point. Just not against. Yeah, you and Nat. Yeah, not against shake that monkey.

But from that point on, 40. He went on a run. 40 had enough. Well, no. Round four, getting it. Oh, yeah. I don't know. No, no. Round four, getting it. Oh, yeah. I don't know. No, no.

I might be dead. Getting this my shit, though. Well, yeah. Either way. Entertaining battle. Yeah. Hey, Rory got the read, and it was like, yeah. Either way, you slice it.

Wait. And then I wanted to give short the point for Wiz on my level, because that's huge. Yeah. And here goes fucking E-40 with the loonies. Yeah. I thought that was cheating, but still. It's a remix. Because he's on the remix, but the remix ain't the one that did it. But he played them both.

And still, that's valid. Yeah, it's valid. If I'm on the official remix, I'm playing that shit, damn it. Of course. Actually, you should. Damn. But see, Short needed that get on my level point. Yeah.

Short needed to really secure the points that he should have secured. I thought that it was all good just a week ago into the Eric Sermon joint. That should have been a guaranteed point for Short, but it wasn't. He should have played those as two records to me. He only played the intro. I don't even think he played a note or a word off of the actual song. Well, probably because he feel like he didn't have a verse on it. It was just a hook. I get it.

2 Chainz did that too. If I'm short, I'm playing the Sweetie Joint. If you sample my shit, it's coming on. The Sweetie Joint. That's funny. Roy, what'd you think, man? I gave you my take.

Oh, you did? Yeah. I'll be listening to you. It's funny. Roy, what'd you think, man? I gave you my take. Oh, you did? Yeah. I don't need to listen to you. It's a win for everyone. Oh. No, I gave my end point. Don't fuck no bitch, they're fucking with your dog.

They're loud. I forgot about this one. You come up, don't fuck it up at your dog. They're loud. How much freak niggas on this fuck? Don't try it.

They're loud. Don't even try a stunt on it. They should be against the law I'ma real hustle, so don't knock it, that law Don't forget about your dog, that law I'ma freak niggas on this fuck, the law If you broke nigga, that should be against the law I'ma real hustle, so don't knock it, that law

It's all about the re-up and the profit, that law Can't be in the club without no ballers, that law Got it, damn. I got to turn this off. It's making me want to catch up. That shit. It's making me want to catch up. Hyphy versus Bia Bia. Where you at that one? Oh, my God. Hyphy versus Bia Bia?

That was a round. Might be a draw. I might go Hyphy on that one Damn What round was that? 19 I was gonna say that That was late

Cause by then I was just celebrating By then E40 was that Too big of a lead And it didn't matter for me Reasonable Reasonable Like I can give that to John

I mean to Short But that didn't change my equation By that round. Sure. Yeah, I had the last one. The last round. He 40 didn't play good or too. Tell me when to go?

Yeah, blow the whistle. Blow the whistle wins that to me, though. Yeah. Tell me when to go is fire, though. Tell me when to go is hard. Purple Tonic. Yo, I had no idea that Blow the Whistle was a conscious record. What's Purple Tonic? I don'tistle was a conscious record. It was Purple Tonic.

I don't know. A conscious record? Yeah. I had no idea that Blow the Whistle was a conscious, introspective record. Oh, yeah. Until that night. We were talking about this on Sunday. Give it to us.

A whistleblower? No, that's the smoke and mirrors, that part. I guess I never really did a lyrical breakdown of Blow the Whistle. Can we pull up the lyrics for a minute? Listening to that first verse is nothing but a message. It's one consistent message from bar one to bar 16. And I never paid that any mind until I'm listening to the actual record. When that song comes on, I'm riding ass.

No doubt. I'm not trying to do the. When that song comes on, I'm riding ass. No doubt. Like, I'm not trying to do the lyrical deep dive. Nah. But sitting in the living room and when it comes on, oh, short as talking to niggas for the past

however many years. He said it. And for the last 300 months, I made 16 albums with me on the front. And they bump. And they bump. Like, them shits ain't whack.

When you get your beats. Yeah. And they bump, nigga they bump. Like, them shits ain't whack. When you get your beats. Yeah. And they bump, nigga. I heard 93 rappers say bitch like me. Two singers and 10 comedians. And I'm still going to yell at them every time you see me in. But, hey, what's my favorite word? See, no, that's just not a pre-chorus.

Right. If you're listening to the verse now. Yeah. What's my favorite word bitch I ain't trying to say it like short that's not

just a catchy hook anymore yeah no he's talking that shit that was unbelievable to me maybe this is some geeky nerdy I'm listening to word shit but

he killed that yeah what a double entendre anyway yeah I don't know nothing was beating that yeah what a fucking good battle.

But, oh, tell me when to go. Oh, I was so sick of the Newark niggas shaking their dreads. That's a forever. That comes on forever. That's going to be that type of reaction. Yeah, because say something to them. They'll get your dreads out of my face, and they'll blow your head off. Your dread is in my drink.

I'm not trying to sip on your dread, buddy. Your dread is in my drink I'm not trying to sip on your dread Your dread is in my champagne But yeah nah Nah this was a really good Really good matter Battle Hey Ashanti ain't come out The hell still yet right?

January 9th Has anybody Two weeks Joe Two weeks Unlike you She followed the rules Hopefully she's doing well Akeesha been out though Akeesha been around She been moving around? Jesus Christ. Unlike you, she followed the rules. Hopefully she's doing well. Keisha's been out, though.

Keisha's been around. She's been moving around? Oh, yeah. She's been at Target, Chatty House. Target. Target. How do you know Keisha's been at Target? Because I seen her over there.

Looking for Ashanti in Long Island. Hey, we ain't seen Ashanti at HomeGoods. She's quarantined. Mr. Softy, anywhere? Mr. Softy's a truck. Has she been anywhere? It's December. So we haven't seen her.

She's quarantining. So is Keisha Cole, but she's managed to keep her presence felt. Her presence. Huh? Keisha Cole's presence is out there, huh? Look. January 9th. Ashanti's leading by example.

Yeah, January 9th. Love is going to come on. Then what? That's a point. That's a point. We've got about 20 points. We've got to accrue to a few points. We've got to accrue to a few points for Keesh.

And off the too short thing of just playing a week ago hook, if that's what he was doing and felt uncomfortable, might be a long night for Ashanti. It's different when a singer from a rapper. A rapper has a certain pride about a verse. Are you trying to say he wasn't singing when a week ago? He was singing, but he's not a singer. He harmonized right.

He's actually one of the more innovative melodically. He's been doing melodic shit since the 80s. That's a West Coast thing, though. It is. It is. I think West Coast rappers, they always were more melodic than East Coast rappers

for the most part. Yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? For sure. They just play, just even the production is... Yeah. You know what I mean?

They play more melodies. Synthesizers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bass lines that are a little more than just boom. You want to tell the people why Pharrell said he'll never do a versus?

Oh, I do. Sure. That was a great drink champ spot. It was. That was one of the best episodes. Shout out to Nori.

Yeah, that was one of the best ones I've seen. Yeah, he said that he feels like he would just end up playing weird shit that he likes versus what would be effective.

You just knew that he would have the most artsy answer in the universe. But he's right though. Producers don't, I don't feel, always know what their best shit is. Or the shit that people are going to like the most is. They're thinking about the shit, yo, I went crazy on these hi-hats.

You know what I mean? But no one else is paying attention to that shit. No one listens to that record. So I completely understand how he would be playing some B-side shit that you should not probably play in a Versus. Yeah, because I'm still tight at preem. The I Gave You Power beat should have come, because I'm still tight at preem. The I gave you power beat should have come on. I don't care what you think.

I know that you might not think that's your best beat. I got it. Yeah, exactly. That's what goes through the mentality of a producer. And it made mad sense in that battle to play that record. Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I make music. I don't know. The streets told me Elzai was looking for me, but

I wasn't sure if I wanted it, so I didn't reply. No, sorry. In a versus, I think you beat Elzai, but in a battle, I don't think you beat him. Slum has big records. Here he comes. Here he comes. Every time flowers are on their way to my doorstep,

a friend of mine tackles them from the sky. That's your superpower? I'm not just going toles them from the sky. That's your superpower? I'm not just going to tackle them from the sky. Look at Rory. Intercepting the flowers again. As your friend, I'm not just going to let you. As your friend, I'm not going to let you feel good about anything. As your friend, I'm going to shit on your career.

But he was only in some of the Slum Village stuff. He could pull from Slum. Joe beats Elzai, Rory. Yes, Joe beats Elzai. Joe beats Elzai. I'm sick of y'all. In like a battle battle? Rory. Yes, Joe beats Elzai. Joe beats Elzai. I'm sick of y'all. In like a battle battle? I don't know if you beat Elzai.

Well, maybe not because he's one of the best rappers in the world. He'll rap for 45 minutes straight. Double and triple entendres. I know who to send to rap. Hey, you rapping niggas, go play with the other rapping niggas. Go play with Lupe and them. I don't think you want to play with Lupe. In a verses, in rapping, in anything. He would actually be a good verse for somebody. I don't know who, but. Lupe has them. I don't think you want to play with Lupe. In a versus, in rapping, in anything.

He would actually be a good versus for somebody. I don't know who, but. Lupe has hits. He has hits. And he raps better than y'all. Yeah. And he has samurai swords. Lupe versus Lloyd Banks.

Let's go. I'm just talking shit. What do you think about Bleak saying that he wants to smoke with Joel's or Lloyd Banks? Bleak versus Joel's. Oh, I thought you said Joel. I was going to say, why would Bleak win the battle? Go ahead. I'm sorry, Parks. What'd you think?

Nor your... No, Bleak versus Joel Santana or versus Lloyd Banks. Who wins? Bleak suggested that and said he would do a versus with either of them. I think that Bleak could beat Juelz in a battle.

Is Bleak bringing out St. John? More on that. Do you want to know? Or hope. I think Bleak would beat Juelz in a battle in a versus.

Really? Here's the thing. Juelz is kind of dangerous because a lot of those cam records that we were talking about in the cam versus, Juelz can play too. Yeah.

Oh Boy and Hey Ma and Dipset Anthem. Keep going. He can play Welcome to New York City if he wants. He's on the hook. Yeah. That's a tough battle. I think Bleak should leave Juelz where he stands. Lloyd Banks, he-

Banks I'd like to see. Yeah. Banks and Bleak? Banks and Bleak. That sounds nice to me. This hurts my soul. But I don't want to hear- I think I'd go Ble see. Banks and Bleak? Banks and Bleak. That sounds nice to me. I don't want to hear the T.I. different generation argument either when it comes to that.

I don't want to hear that argument. Unless it's a huge stark difference. I don't care about that argument. I don't want to hear LL vs. Drake. I still want to see Toni Braxton go up against somebody that's not from her generation. I don't care about that. T.I. said that and then said Jay.

Like, Jay and Busta wasn't from the same... Right. They went to high school together. Yeah, but no, no. But respectively... You can't get any more generational than that.

I was buying Busta Rhymes at 10 years old, though. No, but they're... If you actually really stop and think about their career trajectory, it's the same. Jay-Z was on features

on songs in, like, 89, 91, all that shit. So was Busta. What feature was Jay-Z on in 89? The Jazz-O record. It was probably some big dedicated record. Yo, enough of that. I know that's a hip-hop, big urban myth and legend.

What? The fucking Jazz-O record that was running around in 89. Hawaiian Sophie? Busta Rhymes was on another bad case, just another case of the bad PTA. Yeah, that was probably the same time, right? Man, we are not comparing. I'm not doing this with y'all.

Joe was trying to say the records Busta was on in the late 80s Their timelines are the same. and the ones Tove was on are not comparable. One was a demo. And one was leaders of the new school. Come on, man. One was a demo. Stop this.

I'm just saying they were both active at the same time. They were on tour. Their solo albums came out in the exact same year. Then I was active in 94 and that don't count. Their solo albums

came out in the same year. I had a demo in 95. Their solo albums came out in the same year within months of each other. Yeah, but he was in a whole group prior to that. So what?

The nigga was in a whole group. But that means it's the same timeline. Y'all geeking us prior to that. So what? The nigga was in a whole group. But that means it's the same timeline. Y'all geeking us out on Wednesday. I'm not doing it. This is a Saturday bother. One was running around

with Tribe Called Quest and one was selling drugs in Maryland. Yeah, but I'm just saying they both were active in the same... Correct. Yo, I do feel the divide

of this podcast coming with each pod. Roy and I are growing further and further away from you guys. Because you don't look at the timeline? Like, I don't know

how to help you. Yo, we have to address it now. Jesus. That makes sense because y'all are more R&B. That's true. No, we are R&B. That's the R&B side.

Yeah, but don't say it like a slight. Now, you got to stay over there and do your harmonizing shit. Don't say it like when I came to school and niggas thought that the light-skinned niggas

were soft all of a sudden. No, no, no, no, no. Boy, I cleaned a lot of y'all up that week nothing like that while harmonizing showing off in front of the girls

I love R&B too but I'm just saying y'all are definitely more meet me outside okay go now alright yeah

we like R&B more yeah so it's and me and Parks are more rap you and Rory have R&B acts signed to you I love R&B acts signed to you. I love R&B.

Parks put out a Christmas album. Where's the industry list? When will we actually rank it properly? All right, so what else is going on? What else is going on outside of versus cast? Oh, quickly, I know we kind of glossed over the Nori Pharrell shit. There was some really interesting shit in there. Fronton was originally for Prince.

Yeah. That was crazy. That's nuts. MJ turned down all the Justin Timberlake beats and said, nah, give me the Oh No's and the Super Thug beats.

MJ wanting the Super Thug beats is just fucking, that's just like some legendary shit. That's what I'm saying. That's just like, you know what Michael Jackson wanted.

Mike wanted the Super Thug for the Nori folder. Yeah, give me the Nori folder. Keep all that JT shit over there. But I feel me the Nori folder. Keep all that JT shit over there. But I feel like the more older rappers and singers from the 2000s that start doing interviews, you learn more about Mike.

Akon talking about all the shit Mike wanted after Locked Up is crazy to me. Plus the game saying that Michael Jackson saved him at 50. He wanted to work with Akon on that type of music and that type of sound. I mean, so much things didn't pan out for what Mike wanted, but all these artists having similar stories of Mike wanting what was now

rather than the old shit that worked. And how we verified all the stories. Ew. Just because Mike didn't call you after Pump It Up doesn't mean he had any salty. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. He wasn't dead.

Yes, he did. Now what? He't yes he did now what he called just he didn't call you i was there y'all remember that day when mike called just said yo yo that new banger that you did with who's that kid again that new banger who's that smash here who's that little kid that you did that number with that cute little that cute little tune. Yeah. It's that blazing hip hop and R&B you made. No, but I understand. I get what you're saying. I do like all those stories that come out about Prince too. Hell yeah.

And then the moment Pharrell said that, I get it. I could hear Prince on front. But Mike. Nah, one of my favorite ones was when Havoc said that Prince is playing keyboards

on one of the Mobb Deep songs. That's wild. That's ill. That sounds like Prince. That's crazy. That's ill. That sounds like Prince. That's crazy. Mike being disgusted at Kenny Rogers and everybody on We Are The World is hilarious. Mike didn't know why he was in there with those peasants. What's Shorty's name?

Cindy Lauper. Pat Bennett. Cindy Lauper. Cindy Lauper. Why did Quincy convince me to do... Man, fuck the world. Mike wanted to go home, I can tell. Hey, man, Bob Dylan.

We are not the world, guys. See, and that's why I fuck with Prince more. They couldn't get Prince to that session. Who's going to be there? Cindy? They called. Cindy? Prince might have invented it.

Yo, who all going to be there? Oh, Kenny Rogers and them? Cindy Lauper? I'm cool. Nah, I'm going to stay here and play the flute with my feet. In a skirt. My ass on this heated marble floor. With bad hoes.

Yeah, man. Shout out to Prince. Shout out to Prince. Shout out to Mike. Rest in peace. I know we've trashed We Are The World. Look, Tina Turner, man, too. She ain't want to be there.

No. Why is Kenny Loggins this close to me? That's not even a real wig. Why is Rocky there? Why is that guy? Oh, look. Mike was sauced up to be there, too.

He put his gun. Look, they put him in the room alone. Yeah. In the studio alone. Wait. They gave Mike a confessional

on We Are The World. Fuck out of here. You know, Mike was like, I'm only going if Diana's there. Yeah. That's the only reason he went.

She didn't want to be there Neither That's the only reason Oh while we're on this What do y'all think of Dionne Warwick Taking over Twitter Oh that's great

I love it She's hilarious on there I liked whoever had that take Was it her That Tiana Taylor Should play her in a biopic Yeah she tweeted Because I was with that

Yeah she tweeted That makes a lot of sense to me It does Tiana Taylor should play you too Play me Yeah Why Just tell me why Tiana Taylor should play you too play me? why? just tell me why I don't believe in white face

so she should not be allowed to do that why couldn't we give it to a white male actor? white face is there any music stuff that we're talking about? today we really feel the effects of this Industry shutdown thing They talk about

My little Apple home screen Ain't changed in three weeks I'm searching for something new I'm like come on Motion oranges Day Someone Someone save my phone

I'm out there I have some unreleased I can send you Apparently What's this What's this In the name of Oh Flea Lord

Yeah Flea Lord Yeah Flea Lord Just join outoc. Yeah, Flea Lord. Just join out. Yeah. Shout out to Flea Lord. Absolutely. Rest in peace, Prodigy. I'm going to punch these two.

What? You thought Flea Lord with features from Havoc, Saint Santa Fox, Raekwon, Conway, Busta. We're talking about it. Wasn't going to get past Parks. All right. All right. Enough now. Well, tell us about. No, now is the time. Conway Buster wasn't going to get past Parks Alright, alright Enough now

Now is the time What you mean? You gotta listen to it You gotta listen to the album Tell us whatever Chandra Romaine dropped this week You gotta listen to it You gotta listen to it

You gotta listen to it You gotta tell us what L You got to listen to it because you will fuck with it. You ain't used to saying listen to it yet. Of course we'll fuck with it. You got to tell us what Lester Douglas put out this week. Joe on here in the name of K-Wall-E.

I got enough to go around. Yeah, right. Thought takes place uptown. Damn. We ain't even played this in a while. That's how soft we've been. Nice.

Turned into an R&B podcast. Ah, shot. I knew what you were doing. I hear what you're doing. Woo, you got a little delay on there. I see you. I see you. You just trying to act like you not hip-hop. All right, you guys.

I tried to not have the talk. What talk? But you and Parks are really peeving me off here. About what? Enough of this. Liking the music. Do I have support in the room? No.

Do I have any support? And I'm not talking about my non-supporters. Parks and all. You got Rory. Do I have any? Yeah, but publicly, talking about my non-supporters. Parks and Mall. You got Rory. Do I have any? Yeah, but publicly, I got to see if Rory's supporting me publicly. Privately, I know how he feels. You might be one of those.

Privately, I know how he feels, and I don't want to jam him up. Rory, do I have support from you here? Well, I don't typically like to publicly support you at all, but privately, I support you. So we'll see how this goes. I can't guarantee anything. Savon, anyone anyone Parks and Mall enough now

of what no enough of what who are these people that's what I'm saying you don't listen to rap right

so instead of doing that let me put you on shut up let me show you something other than this bullshit R&B music you've been listening to with all the synthesizers

and niggas that can't sing on key and niggas that don't even write their own shit and niggas that ain't never even studied music and can't read music sheets. Let me put you on some real rap. Enough of this. Because as soon as you go to the projects, you're going to want to know these niggas. Oh my God. As soon as you go to the projects, you're going to want to know these niggas.

Nah, I know. I know. That's just my man. Go to the projects, throw these R&B niggas names around, they're going to walk outside your fucking skull. Listen. Benny can't read sheet music. Listen.

No, I'm fucking with rap. I'm fucking with hip hop. Yo, respectfully, you two are single-handedly, duo-handedly, whatever the phrase is, responsible for a third of Boom Bap being reassurged.

Oh, thank you. I'll take that. I'll definitely wear that. And enough of it now. No. I grew up on a Boom Bap. Now, stop it. I grew take that. I'll definitely wear it. And enough of it now. No. Now, stop it. I grew up on a boom bat. No.

You grew up on Rockefeller. No, that was a boom bat. That was a boom bat. Shut up. Before Rockefeller. Y'all could have stayed on Priority Records. You didn't. Shut up.

Shut up. Don't boom bat me to death, nigga. You wanted off of Priority, huh? I wasn't. You did. You was there. You brought Michael to Summer Jam. I had nothing to do with that. You brought Michael. Michael to Summer Jam. I had nothing to do with that.

You brought Michael. Come on, man. I had nothing to do with that. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Nah, nah. Parks. No. Enough of this.

You love Bad Bunny. I do. You love... Why can't I love both? You love DeVito. Yeah, I like DeVito. Stop this farce. No, it's not a farce

Enough of this boom bap bullshit No Yes No Then when you listen to it You gonna come in here banging this shit Go listen to that Enough

Nah I'm playing five sleepers Every fucking week It's a new boom bappity bapper From y'all You're fucking right I got five sleepers today No the sleeper segment has ended From this half of the room today.

Rory and I will now take full responsibility for the sleeper segment. Let's put that to a vote because I would like to see what the fans would think about that. They'd love it. They hate that shit. They would be like, get this barefoot shit out of here. I'm sure you guys would get Reddit. We would get the rest of the world. Yo, Parks and more. Respectfully. Shout out to Reddit, by the way. I like you guys. You guys are hilarious Reddit. We would get the rest of the world. Yo, Parks and Mall, respect.

Shout out to Reddit, by the way. I like you guys. You guys are hilarious. Respectfully, because we're all friends, and I don't want to add to the divisiveness that I see happening with the pod. But respectfully, if Rory and I made a playlist, and you and Mall made a playlist.

We're crushing you. And the 10 people that heard y'all's is would probably agree mine and we have the same audience mine no no we don't no we don't are you doing bapper are you two suggesting you could playlist battle no they can't smoke they cannot be doing smoke no they have the option of playing hip-hop that has rB. Do you know how Joe and I get down on playlists? Our platform is too great to even waste people's time with this nonsensical bullshit, y'all Nobody wants to keep hearing- They do.

Trust me, they do. Who's this? Kyle Dion over fucking- Hey. Nobody wants to keep hearing- Fuck out of here. Why my man Kyle got to catch a straight on this? No, I love-

I fuck with Kyle. I'm saying y'all always playing his new shit before it's, like months before it comes out. Yeah, and then it goes fucking platinum. No, it doesn't. I love Kyle Dion. I like him a lot.

Stream platinum. Fuck out of here. Stream platinum. I'm just saying, once I throw that Flea Lord in there. All right, so you come to the party and turn on your Ant-Pat capsule. Yeah.

And whatever these niggas make. Ant-Pat capsule. Whatever these niggas name. Ant-Pat. Name's B. Who the fuck is that? Some new, yo, there's that new fire from fucking roach lord like nigga who

the fuck is roach lord respectfully i'm not talking about none of the niggas y'all talking about because i'm not familiar i'm gonna play this shit for you you're gonna fuck with it more i'm gonna fuck with it because i fuck i sat with you next i sat with you at a benny show and you're like who the fuck is that on stage going crazy? That was Flea Lord. So, what I'm saying is not a personal indictment against him. He could be the most amazing rapper in the world. I'm talking about y'all two with this boom

bappity bap bullshit. Stop it. That R&B shit is boring. Stop it. That R&B shit is boring. How many diamonds of coke can you guys sell? A lot. It's the most profitable is boring. Stop it. Enough now. The R&B shit is boring. Give it, like how many dimes of coke can you guys sell? A lot.

I can have a fucking rest. It's the most profitable business in the world. We got a boatload of rice. We got a boatload of money. Where do you think that chase boat went? Fam,

it's a pandemic. You can't get on Greyhound. Yes, you can. Yeah, you can. It's happening. Give it a fucking rest

and sing a harmony. No. But they want to be the first niggas to come in the pod and say, yo, streets is dangerous. Be safe out there, y No. But they want to be the first niggas to come in the pod and say, yo, streets is dangerous. Be safe out there, y'all. You got to be safe if you're selling all that coke.

Put the blinkies down. What do they call them nowadays? Yeah, the blinkies. Put the blinkies down. The blinkies. Blinkies. Hey, be careful carrying the sticks. What did it say?

What did it say? The R&B niggas are saying the same shit. Yeah, I know. What do you think? The R&B niggas want to the same shit. Yeah, I know. What do you think? The R&B niggas want to be rappers. The R&B dudes is actually killing people. Yeah. Yeah.

The rappers is faking. That's a fact. R&B niggas shooting women? Like, come on, man. And listen, I hope none of the boom bappers. You had to take it there. I'm just saying. I'm talking shit with my co-hosts because I can never argue against boom bap.

I can never argue against boom bap. Of course you can. Pump it up as Boom Bap. It is. The rapper in me can't argue against Boom Bap. But I'm sick of y'all. You don't like listening to it. I'm tired of y'all.

No, he just doesn't even try to listen to it. Yeah. No. I know. No. At 40, it's kind of like, I don't want to hear that. No, I just feel like we had... I'm not doing this with y'all.

I had better Boom Bap. What does that mean? That we can't listen to it because you don't rap anymore? No, it just feel like we had i'm not doing this with joe we i had better boom back what does that mean that we can't listen to it because you don't rap anymore no it just means like well the therapist would say maybe joe is resenting this uh new emergence the way no not me i'm i support all of it i support uh like bars just told you i was going crazy at the show i support all of it joe is kind of like with the old comedians now that are hating on the new surge of all the netflix deals that are happening. I mean, you could have been signed to Roc Nation, but just the year you was born. I'm just sick of these backpack niggas. I'm sick of them.

Not the rappers. I'm sick of the barefoot dudes. These guys. I'm sick of the barefooters. Put some shoes on, man. No. No. What?

My toes are flourishing. Put some fucking construction boots on. Have you gotten a pedicure lately? They're fucking wonderful. All right, come on. Back to order. Back to order. Order in the pod.

You ever got your calves rubbed by the Asian lady? Yeah, of course. Or the Asian man. Oh, my God. A little more strong hands and nose. He was gentle, yet forceful. You ever want to tell the chick that she's using a little too much pressure on the massage tip? No.

Nah, I'm rough. Lean into that shit. Yeah. Put all 110 pounds in there. All right, what are you showing me? More music, more music. We got a Tory Lanez capsule. I'm cool.

What is a capsule? I don't know. Just a moment in time. So there's no more albums. Nope. We pass albums. Nope. It's a capsule now. so there's no more albums nope we pass albums nope it's a capsule now

we're going into capsules capsules is like one step up from an EP ah like when you release the merch with the the EP it's a capsule

ah okay got it I thought the capsule might be a smaller EP ah so that's a maxi single maxis remember those

maxis I can't wait till y'all start bigging up the boom bap without the commercial affiliations. Didn't get into that one. I do plenty of it. Didn't get into that. Yeah, I do that all the time. Look, look, look, look.

I spent a whole year doing it. I'm not stuttering. Yeah, I do it all the time. You do, huh? Yeah, absolutely. If I like it, I like it. One out of ten records that I play is something I mixed. See?

The Parks capsule. There's one coming. All right. You think Kid Cudi brought it back, though? The capsule? Everything comes from Kid Cudi. Let's be clear. All right.

All right. Enough. Enough. Enough. What's next? What we got? What we got? What we got?

What's next up? We don't have to discuss this. That's fine. I don't know about any more new music coming out. Who's coming out? Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi. I don't know. I don't know.

Mariah Carey. It's Christmas. Mariah Carey, I'm sure, has a Christmas album coming out. I don't know. I think it's coming out? Playboy Cardi, Lil Uzi, I don't know. I don't know. Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey, I'm sure, has a Christmas album coming out. I don't know. I think it's already out, actually.

Glondé? I was about to say, speaking of her, I watched her special on Netflix. Oh, yeah? How was it? Yo, she's easily

one of the most talented artists ever. She's the most talented vocalist possible. You could definitely make that argument. I was sitting there watching that shit.

Her and Whitney. Ariana Grande? Oh. I thought you were talking about Mar I was sitting there watching that shit. Her and Whitney. Ariana Grande? Oh. I thought you were talking about Mariah. No, Ariana Grande. She's very talented. She has a special on Netflix. I don't know if I'll put her up.

A London tour, I think. I'll watch it, but that was my issue with her album. What? She's extremely talented. Don't whisper to me. Go sing. No, listen.

You can sing. I have to. I want to see her live. I have to go to a show. She can really, really sing. She got bobs, too. No. i was looking at this special on netflix and i really was like i knew ariana grande was talented right i knew her music i knew she sold a shitload of records yeah i knew she sold a shitload of records but seeing that that concert and that special on

netflix like so vocally she's one of the best singers I probably have ever heard. So you wasn't doing a bunch of shit when that aired? No, I actually was watching. No, I watched something. And you know how it goes into the trailer. What's next? Deep review of the Ariana Grande special. No, but I didn't even know this was a thing.

Like, I was watching something on Netflix. And then when that went off, this trailer came on. And I'm looking at it like What is this? And then I look And it said new 2020 I'm like this must have just came out I watched it And I was sitting there like

Bro she's one of the best singers Ever right? Ever Easily Wow Ever I thought you were talking about Mariah She's singing

You have so many bad takes How is that She's No she has good Ariana Grande is not one of the best singers She's one of the best singers ever She has a great voice Ever

I'm not going to say that yet. She has an amazing voice. She has to do more. You always put the extra sauce on something. It's called a hot take. You don't even know what I'm talking about. Did you pay for the extra sauce? No, but you don't even know.

How do you say that you don't even know what I'm talking about? I know the singers that are in Ever. She's one of the... Bro, have you ever seen R&B live? I'm going to get him on the spot. Who's a better vocalist Beyonce or Ariana Grande Beyonce Alright

He didn't say top two Yeah but what does that mean I said Ariana How many do we get to put One of the best Ariana or Ty Dolla $ign Honestly told you Listen

All I'm saying is Ariana Grande is one of The best vocalists Ariana Grande or Jasmine Sullivan Okay Ariana Grande is getting Tied out of here In the verses

Just watch So you won't So you won't answer Rory Ariana Grande or Jazzy Sullivan. Okay. Ariana Grande is getting tired of hearing a pin of verses. Just watch this. So you won't answer, Rory. Why they won't listen to the R&B half of the podcast? Tell them about R&B. No, I love that he skipped the rap verses to watch the R&B special on Netflix. This was last night, though. The verses was last week. A young woman didn't tell you to watch this?

You watch this by yourself? I literally was watching Netflix, and when that movie went off, this trailer came on. Mo, I refuse to believe you left the clubhouse in St. Nick by yourself and went to watch Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande is one of the best vocalists ever. I'm just naming people, man. I thought you were talking about Mariah. I think she has a great voice. I don't know if I would say one of the best ever.

Definitely in her generation. Mo, go watch the E-40 verses and come back with the tape. I'm just telling you, Ariana Grande is one of the best vocalists. She is a really tough one. She's really tough. Okay, but while we're on bad takes, let's stay here for a second.

Because the end of the year is coming, and I'm going to ask y'all again, if there are any bad takes, y'all want to walk back. I know Maul wanted to re-ask Rory about his DaBaby pop star take. Also, DaBaby says he's retiring from music in five years. I bet. I would ask y'all how y'all feel about it,

but every time that happens, y'all just say, rappers don't retire. They don't. They don't. Got it. Just you. And we don't even believe you.

That's true. We just talked about doing an EP. Allegedly. Allegedly. I think it was on the mic. Allegedly, it was said publicly.

Saying you're retiring in five years is just funny to me. You have no idea. After this year that we've had. You know how many things I said at the end of 2019? It's funny how y'all just think rappers belong to y'all. I don't think it belongs to me. I didn't say I was going to support his career. He's going to retire tomorrow. So then why is it always laughable when somebody announces that plan?

I just will never get that. Because no rappers announce a retirement and stay retired. It just doesn't happen. Yeah. And especially in this business, you have no idea what's going to happen in five years. Yeah. You don't have no idea what's going to happen in five months. Right.

You can't say, oh, in five years, I'm done with this. What? You can't say that. Okay. If he's sitting with his accountant and he anticipates growth over the next five years of his career. He probably will. And at year five, he says, okay, I'm going to take this. Or he's planning to take all that money and invest it elsewhere, do something else.

Why is that so far-fetched to y'all? I'm not saying it's far-fetched. I'm just saying. Why do y'all think niggas just have to be married to making music until the fans don't want to hear it anymore now you washed up i just would like to see an example i think rappers only retire when rap retires them yeah i know i just said that when your shit doesn't sell when you're not retired shows very rarely to rappers or people period in entertainment get to retire themselves on their terms it usually is done with them before they're done with it.

And then who knows how the streaming business goes in the next five years if they start saying, listen, for every 30 seconds that's going to count as two albums sold. Rappers ain't retiring.

I'm putting out five albums this year. Yeah, facts. You don't know how they're going to start counting album sales and streams in five years. It could be more money

ever in it. You're not going to walk away from that. That's you projecting and you've never made an album. You don't know what these niggas will walk away from that that's you projecting and you and you've never made an album you don't know what these niggas walk away from fam rappers because first of all you got into music because you obviously had a skill if you're successful you had a skill you had a talent you capitalized you made more money took care of your family to say in five

years i'm gonna walk away from this you can't say that you just can't say that and this is not somebody saying it while they down that That's why I see you more. Absolutely. That's more reason why I don't believe it. I was going to bring up everything that he's suffered. But because y'all are so close-minded, we can never really have the open-ended conversation about how there are more and more rappers

at least planning to retire sooner. Uzi said this. Another one of the young niggas said it. Don Tomper might have said it. Why is it only rappers that announce retirement? The young niggas are saying it now. I don't have to answer that, but young rappers are saying it now.

So one pod, don't come in here and say, yo, rapping is probably one of the hardest jobs in America now. Rappers is getting extinct. Rappers, and then say, oh,

no, niggas won't retire. There's mad reasons for a nigga to want to retire. I don't subscribe to rap. It's one of the hardest jobs and dangerous jobs. Well, in this era, it makes sense for rappers to retire earlier than in the past ever. Because if you look at how rappers from the era we grew up in have made their most money, it hasn't been from music.

Hov made his money elsewhere. And that's happening more and more now. Rihanna just announced, what, a coloring book or some shit? Kanye made his bill. A coloring book refired. A coloring cookbook. She's about to innovate some shit. That doesn't mean she's going to retire from music.

That's just another feather in her hat. Know the other part I don't like about this from y'all is, okay, cool, you won't acknowledge that rappers retire. Cool, you got that one. But then y'all also don't acknowledge when an artist steps further and further away from music. So it's like, y'all just get both sides of the lie. We acknowledge when Rihanna, I said Rihanna's business.

Well, Rihanna's on the greatest of extremes here. Right, but we talked about it saying, I understand why we're not getting the music because she's building an empire through beauty, through fashion, you know what I mean? So we understand that. What I'm saying is when you're a recording artist and it only seems like rappers

only announce their retirements. I never hear any R&B acts announce their retirement. I never hear any country artists announce their retirement like if you're gonna retire you just look up one day i'm like i haven't recorded any music in like six years but you don't announce it is what i'm saying oh i'm against that too rappers are also the only um i don't want to rap rappers are also the only people that are at the bottom of the the payment totem pole So it's like, however far and long we can transfer our audience,

whoever's just willing to come with us through the depths of the journey so we can continue to make money, cool. That's just by construct. If I'm a country act, I don't care what I put out. I can move to Nashville and now be straight for the next 80 years. As a rapper, you can do that too.

Kanye lives in Wyoming. You naming Kanye. I'm just saying. You can. Rappers can do it. If you're going to do that, then we can't have this talk. You can take 800 grand and move to Wyoming and have a ranch. Don't tell me about the top 1%.

Tell me about the feel. I'm just saying. Well, actually, no, because you shit on us every time we bring up what I would call, quote unquote, middle class rappers and say that we're too boom bap. While we're bigging up people that maybe not live the flashiest lifestyle with numbers or crazy cars they're just doing well today's the first time the fucking lamborghini he's in the one percent don't do that rory only two people have don't do that today is the first time that i have publicly opposed because i'm boom bap right so don't do that i typically understand the plight of the Boom Bap person

I get it And don't try to fucking Paint a narrative Just cause I like The R&B moody sounding shit Fuck y'all No I love R&B I'm just saying

Our culture Rappers We just have a But I'm just saying Announcing retirement In rock and roll Why would you ever do that You're granted a 90-year career.

In country, you're granted that. That's not true. Oh, please. That's not true. Oh, please. You're talking about the 1%. You're talking about the 1%.

You have a long career in hip-hop as well, too. You know how many acts are living off of tours in Europe and Asia? Don't think that rap is just Miami, Houston, when you see niggas

out in the Maybachs. You can have a 50-year career in music, in hip-hop. There's plenty of people doing it. In respective pockets of the world. Yeah. So I'm saying you're retiring. If you pick and choose carefully. But you could say you're retired from recording music

and still go tour your old music. Y'all don't count that? No, that's not retiring. Don't perform your records if you're retired. Yeah, if I show up to the office, I didn't retire. Yeah, like you're not retired if you're on tour. If I show up to the office and chill the fuck out. Are you getting paid?

Try to give me a task. No, you can go to a show. You can go to a show and hang out with the other rappers backstage. I'm going to break room all day. Don't hit that stage, though. You're retired. You're retired. Going on a though. You retired. You retired. Going on a tour

is not a retirement. Mike ain't subbing in no game no time soon. I'm having this talk with y'all as someone that's retired. I'm not doing this with y'all. And you're not even retired. I know.

I know y'all say y'all just close minded. You're adding something else to your hat. That's all you're doing. But you're going to get back to music one day because that's your first love.

I'm adding something else to my hat? Yeah. To your portfolio. You're doing media. You're building a network. But if somebody comes to you with the right love I'm adding something else To my hat Yeah To your portfolio You're doing media You're building a network But if somebody comes to you With the right situation

I'm trying to pave The yellow brick road For all future content Creators Curators Whatever you're trying to do Entrepreneurs Great

Business owners I love it But what I'm saying is One day That's what I'm doing You're going to get back in the booth Did you hear what I just said? Yeah

You have more shit to talk about now That's a great You have fly shit You can talk that real fly shit now Right? See? See? So does that mean Spotify

Was the Wicked Witch of the West? Possibly It's green Possibly Okay so they don't believe That the baby is retiring In five years No I think

And Rory won't admit That he was wrong About his baby pop star take Awesome What will y'all admit to On your asses? No this generation Of rappers A lot of them got Into music For money admit that he was wrong about his baby pop star take. Awesome. What will y'all admit to him? No, this generation of rappers, a lot of them got into music for money because

it was a profitable genre when they were kids. I feel like rappers from the 90s, a lot of them did it because they enjoyed it and had passion for it. It's more profitable now.

Not to say that there's not artists now that have that. They would rap whether it be money or not. But a lot of people just got in here for the money. So once you see that could dry up and move on to something else and be profitable,

we can use Kanye as an example because they all looked up to Kanye. He just made a billion dollars off sneakers, not his music. Yeah, I can see rappers not retiring. But they're going to leverage their popularity for music to go do other things. I don't think that's retiring the way you think it's retiring. Another thing that happens with rappers in retirement is that it doesn't necessarily... We talk about the music being done with you.

That doesn't always necessarily become the most apparent thing until it's already happened. Meaning, maybe this year I made a million dollars. Maybe next year I made $750. Maybe the next year I made $600. You think, I'm one hit away. I'm one hit away. I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. And now you've exhausted all your resources and now you have to retire and go find a different job or something it's not easy to have foresight to plan ahead or it could go both ways i say i'm retiring now and the next year i make two billion dollars i'm not fucking retiring exactly why in god's name earth would i retire so i just said the baby saying five years was like come on you don't know what's happening in five years. Yeah. You can't just say,

you can say it, but it's like, I'm not putting no stock in that. I like, okay. I appreciate a plan, but. Sure. Because I'm pretty sure the baby, the baby, I mean, you know,

he was, this is the same guy that was at South by Southwest with a diaper on and everybody thought he was a weirdo. That's weird, dude. Why? Because y'all just be talking.

Logic. Y'all never put yourself like in this situation of the person. I'm sick of y'all. Why would you retire from music right now? It's easy. It's so easy to put out music.

Literally. It's true. This is the easiest era ever to get music out, to be heard, to be seen. You can control all of it. I'll go somewhere else.

If I don't have the passion for it and I know I can make money somewhere else. Go make money. Go make money else from other places. I'm just saying, announcing your retirement

from music to me as a rapper is just like, come on, fam. And what was my baby take that I was wrong about? That he's not a pop star? You said he wasn't a pop star. At that time,

he was a pop star. Yeah. He had rock star in the top 10 for 60 straight weeks or something. To be an artist just means to suffer through loss.

Hmm? To be an artist only means to suffer through loss or to suffer through loss. To be an artist only means to suffer through loss or to gain through loss. But being an artist really is just an entire tally up of losses, even if you win. So when y'all talk from just the perspective of not attempting to put yourself in the shoes

of the young man who just lost his brother to suicide who already had some type of strenuous relationship there because of whatever whatever uh journey god put him off to pursue his music career i can't speak to it because i'm not aware of it but i'm a mental health guy so i could try to imagine some of the some of the stuff that he sleeps with at night sure to be the guy who i'm not in his business but the blogs is always in his business with different love shit and relationships to be the guy who had that incident in walmart and some of the ptsd that i'm sure he has absolutely all i'm saying is outside of numbers and talent, I'm sure if y'all try to empathize

with an artist, you can figure out why a nigga would say, yo, in a few years, I'd love to be done with this. That's all I'm speaking to.

I literally said that. You just didn't listen. When y'all said he was on top, I said, nah, he had a really rough year. I could see that. Yeah.

No, I understand. That also probably plays into it. Yo, I had a rough year, but maybe next year will be better. Exactly exactly but i've also seen artists say that and in two years guess what they're doing music new music on the way yeah your life gets better

the music gets better so i'm just saying like it's like i get it but it's like fam come on man can i ask y'all who who else you guys think are pop stars because this is funny to me well did you come clean about this take or no because i don't want to spend any more time on this i i'm sticking by tell me who your pop stars are uh the baby is a pop star the baby number one the baby number two the baby okay do you think a requirement for a pop star is to be able to sell out arenas your tour is only arenas by yourself it's a superstar okay well we know some pop stars that have trouble hold on hold on

don't just okay what was do you think do you think Ariana Grande is a pop star yeah oh my god

she's a superstar are we fucking back to Ariana Grande what the fuck is happening here you think the baby and Ariana Grande are on the same level

of act no so don't call anyone a pop star. He's an A-list rapper. And a huge one and a great one. He's not a pop star. He's a pop star. The Baby cannot sell out arenas by himself.

He's not a superstar, but he's a pop star. Okay. The Baby's a pop star, Rory. And enough or nothing, I'm not sure what. He might be able to sell us some arenas after this year. He's a pop star. You guys do not believe The baby could do a solo arena tour Around the whole country

There's not many people You guys don't believe that There's not many people Chance couldn't do it You don't believe that Chance couldn't do it And he's a pop star Now Chance is a pop star

How is Chance He's in Doritos commercials Yeah that's true Once you go Doritos You're pop Alright He doesn't have any Doritos Who the baby

Now he's not a pop star Fam So you don't think he's not a pop star. Fam. So you don't think DaBaby's a pop star? Honestly. No, I think he's an A-list rapper. See, I don't even think he's an A-list rapper. You're making an A-list rapper sound like it's a bad thing. No, not at all.

That's an amazing fucking thing. Not at all. That's a crazy thing to be. DaBaby is the- Rap is the number one genre in the world. That's crazy to be an A-list of the biggest genre. Listen, he's- Not a pop star, though. The Baby's a pop star. Rihanna's a pop star.

Drake is a pop star. Agreed. Beyonce is a pop star. Agreed. Superstars, you're naming. But there are pop stars that aren't superstars. Okay. You guys got it. He got 100 million views on this video for this record.

I saw a puppy take a shit and get 500 million. We told my music. Yeah, but that's a puppy taking a shit. And that puppy's a pop star. What are you talking about? We told my music. Okay. If YouTube views make you a pop star, then I'll shut up.

I don't know anything. That puppy signed to a 360. And it's not just YouTube. This song was number one for the entire summer. Yeah. Okay. This video right here below it jack harlow 113 million more than that so jack harlow's pop star was on a record with him okay all right i know

he's on a record with him tory lanes no no no before before that yeah before that the pop i don't want us to rehash this if rory doesn't want to cop to this then fine but he's definitely a pop star and he's great it's not a it's not a knock to say that he's a pop star. I'm going to come in here, and I'm the only one that walks back like really bad takes. Outside of my really bad chance take and maybe my kind of bad views take, lands me at number three with my Adidas Ultra Boost take back in 2014 or whatever year, 2016,

whatever it was. When me and Mo were trying to tell you that it wasn't over for Nike. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe found some comfortable Adidas and was like, yo, it's almost over. It's almost over. Nah, Nike is done for Nike.

All of them shits is right there on East Bay. You can almost in 12 hours. I'm tired of carrying this pod on my back. Boy, am I tired of doing it. No, no. I come clean to this.

No, you didn't. And then y'all pour on the jokes. Awesome. That's what you're supposed to do as friends. Why y'all can't come clean with y'all's bad takes? What bad take? Tell me a bad take you thought of before the head. I'll address it.

Just like we addressed the Rory bad take. I think most of my takes are bad. Okay. I actually come on this podcast And apologize a lot Rory has done that He's done that a lot I do that often

I listen back and think Wow I'm fucking stupid And then I actually resent y'all For not killing me more In these conversations Yeah The baby's a pop star But yes

Alright baby could be a pop star But it was not over for Nike No Not even close We knew that The ultra booze Would get Nike out of here. I think Joe might have took a sneak off and showed us the insole. It's like, look at what they're doing.

Okay. All right. Let me defend Joe. Let me defend Joe. At that time, Adidas did a whole shift. They got a bunch of different designers. Adidas was murdering shit at that point. They had a good eight months.

No, they still killing shit. But to say that that was getting Nike out of here was funny. Adidas is murdering shit They had a good eight months Nah they still killing shit But to say that That was getting Nike out of here Was funny Adidas is not killing shit Thank you guys For spending ten minutes On Joe's bad takes

And Zeron You guys is awesome I just said Really appreciate it I stand by my shit It's awesome Salute I stand by my bad takes

Salute to you guys man Y'all awesome Whatever Any who's I don't wait I don't wait seven years To come back and apologize I apologize the next episode.

Such a stand-up guy you are, Rory. Such a stand-up guy. I mean. Even when we were sitting down. I'd like to think so. But on Adidas, though, Adidas and Jerry Lorenzo announced a partnership. I know you don't think partnerships really mean anything. It's a long-term partnership.

A long-term partnership. That's a hilarious name. This is dope, though. This is dope. I'm a big fanterm partnership. A long-term partnership. They're getting married. That's a hilarious name. This is dope, though. This is dope. I'm a big fan of Jerry, Fear God. Same. He's from our culture.

He looks like Jesus. Yeah. I mean, look at those brows. I thought that was Jesus. Yeah. Happy for him. This is dope.

This is really dope. Let's see what he did. Adidas has appointed Fear of God designer Jerry Lorenzo to lead the creative and business strategy Of it's basketball category

The brand announced Via press release this morning The new long term partnership Will create a division Within Fear of God Called Fear of God Athletics That focuses on performance Basketball product

And active wear This is dope Shout out to Jerry man Let me get a round of applause Cause that is a big deal This is dope This is really, really dope. One of my favorite brands.

I mean, I can't afford it, but I love it. Like, I've been looking at all the pieces like, yo, if I had the bread, Jerry, you would get my dollar right away. This is dope.

I love Fair God. Fair God is really dope. Yeah, I'm satisfied. All right, that's enough applause. We love Jerry, but cut that shit off. Okay, we got good news. Good news in hip-hop.

Famous Dex has reportedly checked into a rehab after concerning images of the rapper appeared online for the past few weeks. Rich the Kid helped see Dex off and showed his friend support. Wishing Dex all the best during this time. That is from Power106LA. So that is great news. That is, during this time. That is from Power106LA. So that is great news.

That is. Yeah. Congratulations. That is awesome. Yeah, because he started looking like we were going to wake up and get, you know, one of those TMZ alerts and posts that we seem to get a lot. Yeah, we never want to see that. But prayers to him. Prayers to anybody fighting addiction that needs help.

I pray that you get help. I pray that you find the strength to get help because this is a problem in our community and in the world. I feel like especially this year, a lot of people are probably resorting to substances to bide the time while you're sitting at home. There's numbers to support that through the times and depression and suicide and stuff like that are really high, which is all understandable, but you always got to pray

for strength and healing with these people. Yeah. Yeah, glad he's getting in there before it was an unfortunate situation. So, prayer stays in recovery. Really happy to see

that he checked himself in. Yeah, it's great news. I don't think having the old arguments is fun if I'm the only one that cops to my bullshit. Oh, that's the issue. Like Roy said, not Roy. Ma said it 10 minutes ago and said Ariana Grande was one of the best singers in the history of singing. That's a bad take. He should have to answer for that.

Walk that back already. He should have to answer for that 10 minutes later. I've heard you say some people have beautiful voices that really don't. I've heard them live, and they really sound like shit. Like who? I don't know. I'm not going to say no names, but I've heard it. I'm telling you that this girl, if you hear her live, she sounds exactly like the record.

And to me, that's a great vocalist. If you can sound exactly like the record that people love. But we can call somebody a great vocalist without calling them one of the greatest vocalists in the history of vocalists. Of this generation, she's certainly up there, but I don't know if I'm ready to give that take yet. But if you're one of the best, greatest of your generation, wouldn't you be one of the greatest of all time?

I don't know if this generation that great. If you're one of the greatest basketball players in your generation, you're one of the greatest basketball players ever. Not if the league was trash. The league ain't trash. Yeah, yeah. A vocalist? No. Fam. A vocalist. Not if the league was trash. The league ain't trash. Yeah, yeah. A vocalist? No.

Fam. A vocalist. I'm not talking about music. Yes. Great music is happening right now. Ariana Grande is not one of the best vocalists in the history of vocalists.

Okay. That's a bad take. Okay. So if you're going to acknowledge mine, then God damn it, I'm acknowledging y'all. But that's your,

I let you get your Westbrook is the best player in the world takeoff because that's an opinion we can't really argue. But come on. You can't really argue it. But come on. You can't argue that, though. He did something no other basketball player has ever done.

But it's still an opinion. What niggas was saying. That's a fact. I'm not arguing old shit no more. I'm just saying. Did he not do that? I'm still not arguing old shit. Okay, that's all I'm saying.

When niggas was running around saying that Whitney Houston is one of the best voices ever. She is. It's because 98% of people you asked would probably say whitney houston like mariah is in that class yeah that class is reserved for a few y'all just be throwing shit around you know that mariah is probably on record saying that ariana is one of the best vocalists she's ever heard right you do know that these are facts i'm not this is not something i'm pulling out of the air ariana grande has these are facts voice i know you don't i know you look at ariana like she's a little girl

and she's a little pop act and this, that, and the third. I get that. I'm letting you know that if you see her live and hear her voice and hear her sing the range, the tone,

she's never off pitch, and she's dancing, that's not easy to do. Who's a better vocalist, Ariana or Stokely? How are you? Wait, what are you talking about? All right, I'm done with you.

You said Stoke God? What are you talking about? Stoke God, definitely. I didn't say Stoke God. I made a very valid point that y'all were joking around again. how are you wait what are you talking about i'm done with you said stoke god talking about ariana grande is a better vocalist than stokely yes she is got it what are you talking about move me right along what do you i don't even understand why you would even compare those two and stokely is a great vocal i'm just going to some of the greatest vocalists in the world and no ariana grande cannot tie stokely's shoes with no laces. That's your opinion. That's Singer's opinion. Call a singer.

Call any singer on your phone. That's not, man. That's not. Trust me. You got singers on your phone. Call them. Call Stacey. That's a good call.

Call Stacey Barth. That's a vocalist. Call Stacey Barth. I like that. Call her. Let's get an expert. He going to find a way to argue with her, too. That's just what Joe does.

He wants to argue. Erin Agrande, because of this generation, she may be elite. Aretha Franklin, she belongs. Same sentence. And I can't believe that we have to do this right. I didn't say she was the greatest of all time. That's not what I said. I said she's one of.

You said one of the greatest. We're talking about Christmas after this. I don't care. What's good, Ken king oh stacy barth how are you queen i'm good listen this call is being recorded for evidence purposes so don't say anything that would incriminate you or me or anyone else now how is the first all, how is the universe treating you? It's actually been pretty reciprocated lately. Oh, okay. That sounds good. You're one of the people I believe

can read the universe, so I ask you. Not these little bartending hussies. Stacey, listen. We're having a vocalist argument in the studio, and we needed your help. Okay. How do you want me to position this, Maul? Just tell argument in the studio, and we needed your help. Okay. How do you want me to position this, Maul?

Just tell her what I said, and then ask her if she thinks that she's a great vocalist. Well, you're denying. No, that's not what you said. We all think she's a great vocalist. That's not what you said. So how do you want to? Go ahead, ask her. Stacey. Go ahead.

Stacey Barth. Mm-hmm. My good friend here said that Ariana Grande is one of the greatest vocalists in the history of vocally vocaling well i mean yeah okay uh-huh i then thought that that was a little nuts so i just started to toss out some names he doubled down on on his take and then just now i ended it with do you think a think Ariana Grande is a better vocalist than Stokely to which he said yes he said I don't know how you put those two together but she is he said I said I'm not doing this with you he said I said call a singer in your phone he said call Stacey

Barth here we are Stacey please help us. Now, listen. I'm going to say this. Ariana is an amazing executor. We all agree. I will say that. We all agree. I would not say that she's the best vocalist of our time. Not when we got chicks like Beyonce and freaking Amy Winehouse.

I mean, I could name a ton of singers that have more something for me better than she but but you know with vocalists it's like it's a different thing for me because it's like i'm looking at it from yeah i don't listen to sis you know what i mean i just know that she's like dope but she's not the best vocalist of our time I think I think we went a little overboard with that for sure and then comparing her to Stokely no Stokely is a beast but they're not even in the same they're not even in the same realm sounds like what I mean I just think this Stokely is one of the best

vocalists I do too period I wouldn't compare him and Ariana. You can't even compare. You talking about a musician, a singer, songwriter. That nigga is cold. Yeah, I wouldn't compare the two. All right, well, if I can't compare him to Stokely, then I don't want to talk about him in the greatest vocalist ever conversation. That's all I was saying. Ariana Grande is one of the greatest vocalists.

All right, all right, fine. Stacey, everything is good. Otherwise? Everything is amazing. Stacey, everything is good. Otherwise? Everything is amazing. I ain't going to lie. Are you going to come up here and fuck with us one day? No, you moved to LA and it's over fast, right? No, no, no. I'm definitely coming.

I'm coming to the East Coast for New Year's. I'll be in Miami and then I'm going to shoot up to New York. Yeah, but don't call New York the East Coast. Say you're coming to New York. Don't say I'll be on the East Coast. Don't just say you're coming home. Yeah, yeah. How about that? How about that? Say you're coming home. Say you're coming to New York. Don't say I'll be on the East Coast. Don't just say you're coming home. Yeah, yeah. How about that?

How about that? Say you're coming home. Say you're coming home. Bye. That is my home forever. Thank you. Let's sound like it, Quay. Let's sound like it. I don't know. Sound a little shaky. Well, we love you, Stacey. Thank you for helping us and hit us when you get here. I will. All right. For sure.

Bye, babe. Bye. All right. Now sure. Bye, babe. Bye. All right. Now, somehow COVID has helped the entertainers. At least that's what Parks is telling me. Well, I think it's designed to help the entertainers. I don't know if I believe that it's actually going to help the entertainers. They're mixing COVID laws with streaming laws. Yeah, they just sprinkled some streaming into the COVID.

This may help the people that own the creator shit. Which isn't you guys. And I don't think it helps them. I think this is literally stepping over a dollar to get a dime with this bullshit. Unless they have

very clear definitions, which they may. Tell us what we're talking about, you guys. What are the people talking about? Headline CNN business, 10 years in prison for illegal streaming?

It's in the COVID-19 relief bill. Tucked away in more than 5,000 page long COVID-19 stimulus bill is a new law that severely punishes streamers that pirate large amounts of copyrighted content. Probably have nothing to worry about. streaming act which was introduced earlier this month by senator tom tillis a republican from north carolina doesn't target casual internet users the law specifies that it doesn't apply to people who use illegal streaming services or individuals who access pirated streams or unwittingly streams unauthorized copies of copy well then who the hell is it targeting yeah rather it's focused on commercial for profit streaming piracy services. Oh, the big dogs.

Yeah. So, I mean, I don't think if I am on IG Live and I play a record that's owned by Universal, I'm going to get 10 years in prison. They're just going to kick me off the stream. And then they're going to knock on your door. Services that make money from illegally streaming copyrighted material. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at either. It doesn't belong in the COVID bill.

But why is it mixed in with our COVID stuff? Yeah. They're throwing a bunch of shit in the COVID shit. I read it somewhere. They're going to throw everything in the COVID shit except for the proper amount of money to let people live and survive. And support small businesses. They just gave us $600. Right. Nah businesses. Yeah. Yeah. They just gave us $600. Right.

Nah, we lit. I think I read somewhere, and granted, this may have been a meme information, but I think it was a $900 billion bill, of which $100 billion

were for people. Mm-hmm. Let me put my Republican hat on for a minute. You thought y'all was getting more? No. You talking to me?

Oh. You know I didn't. I know what the demon rats are doing. I did not. I didn't you know i know what the demon rats are doing i did not i didn't even get the 1200 so no whatever from a selfish point of view you see nancy come up there we we've reached the bill and six hundred dollars watch y'all run up every scam known to man for months they watched y'all run amok i mean not that this country is built for us anyway but that also doesn't take away from the people that really need it when y'all come up with good ideas well go

get married so you can get the double whammy go move live with somebody so you can get the total income number whatever that is i didn't get the 1200 i'm not going to get the 600 but you knew the government was going to respond to some people making more money on unemployment than they were actually working. You knew that would happen is all I'm saying. And this is their version of attempting to rectify that. And I'm sure they believe that this is not the last time

they'll have to give out some money. So they're planning now. A lot of... Let's see you take your $600 to the Gucci store. Y'all niggas was out. I think this is the last time they are going to pay. No, they're going to pay again.

I don't think so. It took them this long to pay this. Cut it in half and it was how many months later? I don't foresee this. And they're trying to open shit up. Yeah. But what's this long? I know people still on unemployment.

No, a lot of people lost it. From the $1,200. A lot of people lost it recently. Okay. This is the time where that shit was starting to expire for a lot of folks. So, this is their retort.

Come back with 600 bones for you. This government is making work so fucked up. It is. Y'all running around getting Christmas gifts. Bah humbug. Dump the money back in the economy right before tax time. It is. And y'all running around getting Christmas gifts. Bah humbug. Bah humbug. Dump the money back in the economy right before tax time. Here's $600. We'll give you $600.

What do you think holidays are? You think... A scam. I think it's all a scam. But I mean... You think the parades are for our enjoyment? No. To get us in the spirit to start fucking spending money.

This is one big sham. True story. Yeah, come one big sham. True story. Yeah, come on, man. Jesus wasn't even born on December 25th. If you really want to get into it. Get into it. He wasn't. This was a made up thing.

Get into it. Break it down, Roars. Tell us about Jesus. Take us to church. Jesus was born. Well, no. Don't tell Father O'Neal that I saw a YouTube video that showed me the light.

But no, man. The holidays are... They should be internal and enjoy them with your families. Don't buy into the idea that we all have to dump everything that we're doing. As if the dump all your money back into the economy before tax time scam wasn't

enough when the people constructed this bullshit. They had to make up this mythical fat white man. Yeah. Right. To climb down your chimney and take the credit for all your hard work. No, for your parents' hard work. That's what I mean. Black moms going crazy all

over the country. White man taking the credit. Did you leave cookies outside for him? No, nigga. What the fuck are you talking about? haven't had a fireplace or a dad what the hell mom was busting her ass to get that etch a sketch chill i like those etch a sketch held us down but i mean shit yeah this is some bullshit when did the santa Santa Claus myth get debunked for you? Come on, let's get silly for a little bit. I was close.

I probably was. I was 10. I was young before then. I think my parents said it was some bullshit pretty early. I was young. 9, 10. Whenever I wanted the Home Alone recorder is when my mom was like, no, I had to stand in line for this. This is for me.

Yeah, I was like 9. The elves didn't build this one. No. Y'all are too old to know what that Home Alone recorder did. No, the Talkboy was the shit. The Talkboy was the shit. elves didn't build this one No Y'all are too old to know What that Home Alone recorder did Nah the talk boy was the shit The talk boy was the shit I didn't get one It was the shit

But I didn't get it I got one And my mom was not gonna let Santa take the credit for it No no no Mom bought this But listen to the conditioning Of it all

Were you a naughty boy All year The fuck is this White man my overseer? He my supervisor? It's nasty shit. Mom was always confused when I had a couple of more questions.

Once I hit advanced search on Santa Claus, when the Christmas list got too long, I was like, all right, Mom, what you think that fat nigga think of this? It's like, oh, he ain't got it. Oh, he don't got it.

He can't afford this house interesting mom then you start interesting resenting your parents a little bit when you start realizing how they lie that's like when you first learned how they lied because i would be in the mall like it's santa it's like no that's one of his like friends that does it in all the malls and i'm like all right my mom was quick on the freestyle to lie. What else is she telling me about? Oh, man. You're going to raise your kids to believe in Santa? Just about to ask that.

Up until a certain age. I think it's part of being a kid. Like, you give a kid that. See, and that's why I got to have a kid by myself one of these days. Because I don't even want to run this type of stuff by, like, a co-parent. Like, see, this is back to our co-parenting talk. Like, if I had a kid by like a co-parent. Like see this back to our co-parent and talk. Like if I had a kid by myself

militia time. Fuck that shit. Santa Claus take his AK. You think the Black Panthers was something. Now you gotta let kids be kids.

Yeah I bet. Gotta let kids be kids. Fuck that. Ain't no Santa Claus nigga buckle up life gets bumpy what's your credit score you got a business in your name are you paying something

do you understand taxes get a job see we just sleep on kids like they not intuitive and perceptive I would love for instead of me asking back in the day, hey, what's the projects? I would have loved for somebody

to explain why the projects is. We never get the why as shit. And if I would have known some of this stuff early on, oh, this whole episode feels like deja vu to me. That's good. That's a good thing.

Okay, well, let me go to Maul's point. You think I time for Santa Claus and Easter? Sometimes you have to let a kid be a kid, because the older I got, the term ignorance is bliss. I don't know if I would have learned a lot of shit as a kid that I would have had. I would have had the most miserable childhood ever. I'm an adult learning things, and I just get sad.

You're going to be a snarky five-year-old? The more I learn, I'm like, what the fuck? A jaded five-year-old? This is what's really happening behind the scenes here, and it hurts. I could only imagine being 10 kicking around fucking toys like, oh, the fucking structure of this government. Yeah, you got to let kids be kids, man. You got to leave that innocence with them. Yeah, you might take the joy away from somebody.

You can do that without saying Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are real. After a certain age. They still don't do the Tooth Fairy still, do they? I think they still do the Tooth Fairy. Yeah, some parents certain age. They still don't do the Tooth Fairy still, do they? I think they still do the Tooth Fairy. Yeah, some parents do it. Yeah, for sure. After a certain age, I think, absolutely, I agree. Like, start telling them, you know, this is just.

The young kids, they got the elf now. They moved the elf around. This is some creepy shit. Yeah. When you really, this is like a whole thing I was looking at about even Christmas. And they were saying even like the thought of, you know, putting kids on an's lap yeah letting them just like let them get away with a b&e yeah it was kind it's like it's just kind of creepy shit it's just all kind of creepy now i can't ask rory and parks this because they're happily involved and in love and engaged um how are you

uh determining who you get gifts for are there are there a few newbies out there that you hit with the what you want? No. Are there a few newbies that have made it known that they're getting you a gift? Because these women are little fast hussies. No, I haven't gotten any. With their generosity. Little fast gift hussies. No, I haven't gotten any of those yet.

Trying to take advantage of your love? They want to gift you quick. Yeah, no. Make you their domain. You're a possession of theirs. No, I haven't gotten any of your love. They want to gift you quick. Make you their domain. You're a possession of theirs. No, I haven't gotten any. As soon as they get you a belt, you're theirs. If you're not under eight, nine years old, I don't think you, ten maybe.

I think up to like when you can work, 14. 14 is the cutoff. That's high school. Yeah, 14. I'm not buying nobody a high school gift. No, you got to be the cool older cousin to buy them sneakers. These high school niggas is wearing the Mary jeans, thousand dollar jeans, thousand dollar sneakers. That's high school. Yeah, 14. I'm not buying nobody a high school gift. Nah, you got to be the cool older cousin to buy them sneakers. These high school niggas is wearing the Mary jeans, $1,000 jeans, $1,000 sneakers. That's different now.

I'm not giving you no gift. I wanted Air Force Ones. I didn't want Balenciagas. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. 14. Yeah, right. 14, we might be almost, I could almost square with you if you're 14.

I could almost throw a boat if you're 14. You're not giving someone a gift that you can fight? Yeah, I'm like, listen, man, shorty, get away from me, man. You're not giving someone A gift that you can fight Yeah I'm like Listen man Shorty get away from me man You're not getting any Of the Instagram girls gift No How about you Joe

Maybe a couple of Extra subscriptions I let I let off a few Yo what you want To people that Shouldn't want things from me Why

Subscribe for $19.99 a month. Does that feed into your ego? Because there's a gift in giving. Yeah, but not to hussies. Isn't that like the slogan of Kay Jewelers or something? I'm calling them hussies. I'm not calling them hussies. No, I know.

I'm calling them hussies. At least not until they hussy with me. They're hussies. No, they're harlots. They're hussies. Have you been teasing them? Paul, you got to stop hating women so much. I love them. They're not hussies because I want to get them a gift. No, some women are hussies Have you been teasing them? Ball you gotta stop Hating women so much

I love them They're not hussies Because I want to get them a gift No some women are hussies We know who the hussies are But I'm not talking about the hussies But I thought that's what We were talking about

No no I'm not calling every woman a hussy The hussies are hussies I met a few chicks with jobs now Ooh look at you Ooh Took you 40 years Big step up

You think hussies don't have jobs? I think I'm better than y'all now. Took you 40 years to find a chick with a 401k. I'm judging y'all. You think hussies don't have jobs? Y'all still dating these broke heifers? Yes. Yes, I am.

I love a broke heifer. Got it, got it. Best pussy out? Yeah. What you going to do for this 20? Allegedly. See, I see the market is still here for me. A lot of these niggas is fucking the market up.

I'm still right here with you. I'm going to load up on some perfume, hand it out like Santa Daddy. Ooh, you going to be Santa Zaddy this year again? You're such a creep. This nigga's such a creep, man. They want to see him turn into Sugar Zaddy. How do you distribute these gifts? Are they shipped to their houses?

Are you meeting them in person? Child, I don't want to incriminate you in your happy engagement. Don't learn the game now. Yeah, don't play the toxic shit. Forget the game, Rory. It's best you don't know. You're retired. I mean, you are retired, in fact.

Merry Christmas. Yeah, I know. The defeat. The defeat and the tone Come on Mo I know somebody hit you And said What you doing this year For me big zaddy

No no Tuesdays Nobody hit me saying What am I gonna do For them zaddy No Alright so you hit them What you want zaddy

To get you this year I've never No joke What size you wearing St. John's merch That's my shit Rory just texted me last night asking me like,

yo, pause, what size you wear? I was like, look at Rory getting me a gift. I mean, no. Aw.

Rory texted me like, 11 p.m. Pause, no homo. I'm pushing all my shit off for more. What you mean? Yo,

what you want Zaddy to drop off this year? That's your game right now? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Using the Santa emoji and shit? Joe definitely using the Santa emoji.

To get pussy. I didn't know there was a Santa emoji and Joe a celibate. Ah-ha. Oh, my bad. Ah-ha. You still getting that line on? My body is my temple.

Yeah, there you go, Joe. I'm sure. Get your shit on. Yeah. I get celibate off the whole streak. Fresh off? After throwing that body around? You always hit the reset button.

Oh, man. After I show off my body. Yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy. Okay, so. Small waist, big butt, big breasts, no curve. Whatever the fuck she's saying. No, you knew the lyrics. So don't try to pretend to stop.

You could have kept going. You know the bridge. Small but big, but big, big, pretty face. I don't know what the fuck you're saying. Why is that funny? Body-ody? It's a funny record. No, not body-ody.

Funny dance. You singing body-ody is funny. Or me having body-ody. Or you being celibate. It's also funny. That's true. Why? My bad.

No, I don't want to hit on your cleanse. I don't want to hit on your cleanse. Doing the dick cleanse? Yeah, you got celibate. That's also funny. That's true. Why? My bad. No, I don't want to hit on your cleanse. Hmm? I don't want to hit on your cleanse. Doing the dick cleanse? Yeah, you got to dick cleanse sometimes. Got to dust yourself off and try again. Yeah, you got to do that. Let your dick chill for a little bit.

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When I put the Jordan 1's on You not sweatsuit zaddy No no Alright forget it man I'm not Forget it Alright what else is going on You got the orgy together For New Year's Eve Nah man no plan shit Me neither Same Z's No, no. All right. No, Joe. I'm not. Forget it, man. I'm not. Forget it. All right. What else is going on?

You got the orgy together for New Year's Eve? Nah, man. No plans yet. Me neither. Same Zs. No plans yet, man. I want to do something. I want to do something. I put a couple feelers out there.

She hit the top of the backboard. She didn't go nowhere. Just chilling with my husband. It's absurd. It's New Year's Eve. You are not The person I'm gonna be with Joe was out there

Going crazy Nobody was jumping For the love Yo you wanna have An orgy on New Year's That's how it got To the Christmas gift I was like alright

Since y'all don't wanna do that What you want man Come on Yeah nah I ain't got no plans man I wanna do something I wanna go away For a few days

Like four days or something i booked my flight yeah you told me out of here then then they tricking you they tricking you to stand in the ledge by yourself well i know you know what I mean? Next weekend. Like, yo, what was you saying your schedule was? Yo, I don't know what we saying. You got to hit them on the text like, yeah. And the enthusiasm ain't really there. You're like, yo, she ain't fucking with me.

You got your pride dying inside. You got your New Year's plans yet? Yeah. Then that's when they ain't really figured it out yet. How about you? See, when they say they ain't figured it out yet, you thinking you about to score. Yeah. No, let's figure it out.

I got the plan. I got it. Two- it two yard run handed right to the back you're getting in there yeah they're trying to figure out how to avoid you then they say how about you you lay it out just had a candlelit dinner planned in rome yeah spare ticket you know yeah yeah you know i just got this small villa in Egypt something she pyramids at night yeah something beautiful I mean I got this underground hotel that's under the sea

in Greece double beds no pressure I mean well my friend knows the promoter at Liv so I think we'll just do that oh my god

yeah that's what she told you Egypt sounds nice though damn you guys have so much fun I think my aunt's coming over I think my aunt's are coming over

for New Year's Eve she's gonna spend it with family I gotta take care of the dog oh my god I haven't secured a sitter for Ramsey no that's funnier

than you thought it would why magic's name they dog Ramsey nah I'm gonna give you a best shot of the year No, that's funnier than you thought it was. Why Mad Chick's name they dog Ramsey? No, I'm going to send you a big shout of the year. I would totally do Egypt, but Ramsey, Ramsey, that never said it. I think they said it off. I don't know. And Ramsey's been sick.

Oh, my God. Ramsey the fuck out of here. How many times in your life you got the church line off? I usually just do church with my mom on New Year's. You won't go to church once. Your mom died. You don't have a mom anymore. That's why she was going to church to talk to her mom.

I read the obituary. Now I see why they call it. Oh, no, that was about to be serious. I saw where you're going. No, no, that's cool. I pulled it back. No, yeah, no. Step back.

Pump back. Leave something for the imagination. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Choose your own adventure. All right. What were we talking about just now? Nothing. Step back. Leave something for the imagination. Choose your own adventure. What were we talking about just now? Ramsey. New Year's plans. Oh, man.

So, your shooting percentage. Have you narrowed it down? No, I'm fucking shooting that shit to the bleachers. Niggas in the audience catching the ball. Yeah, it ain't nothing. I don't want to force nothing either. That's worse. No, shit to the bleachers. Niggas in the audience catching the ball. Yeah, it ain't nothing. It ain't nothing. I don't want to force nothing either. That's worse. No, that's the worst thing.

Yeah, if you try to force some shit, that's worse. That's pretty bad. Especially New Year's Eve. They're like, no, I think I'm just going to go see my cousins in Atlanta. I think I'm going to Atlanta after Egypt. That's crazy. That's crazy you said that. That's my layover.

Atlanta's right on the way back from Egypt, I said. It's right there. It's right there. Oh, yeah, it turns out I'm coming back on the 31st to Atlanta. Wait, what's your cousin name? I think I know your cousin. We should all get up. Oh, that's crazy.

I'm a vet. I can help Ramsey out. Y'all are stupid. Oh, man. All right, let's see. What else? What else? What else?

I think the last time I went out on New Year's Eve was when we all went to that hole-in-the-wall bar and had a fucking blast. That was a pretty good time. Until they started playing Linkin Park. Nah, that's when I started getting my zone. Nah, yeah. Nah, that was bad to me. I don't want to hear Linkin Park at midnight, bro.

I was the Jay-Z remix. So? I tried so hard and got so far. It so depressing it doesn't even matter that's why enjoy the new year maybe that's why 2020 is like this actually come to think of it was that 2020 no i think that was 2018 into 19 oh my bad do y'all want to discuss this at length coming to america? At length? Oh, yeah, we saw a little trailer, a little trailer teaser. Oh, shit, before we get into this.

Just asking. Okay. This is all far whatever we were just talking about. Sure. So, Yvonne, I feel like you're going to mark this. How do you feel after you fucked me? I'm so glad you don't have the biggest dick

because that's not even enjoyable. The big, huge dicks. Those don't give me your dick is the perfect little size. Y'all never heard that? All right. Edit it.

I think it's cool, Shayvon. No, Shayvon, we're going to leave that one in. Let it go. We didn't offend anybody. That'll be the IG snippet. But that's why I can't have talks here because y'all are children.

Oh my God. Y'all never heard women talk like that not even on the chatty house? I've heard women talk like that. Man, all right then. Fucking act like it

when I ask, nigga. I've heard women talk but they didn't say it to me. Even if it was true at least they had some respect not to tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't say it to me.

I thought you said to me. I know. that's just funny if a girl tells you so chicken so it's the perfect little dick all right so you gotta go some confidence all right so a woman has never attempted to tell y'all and this is something different but not has a woman ever attempted to tell y'all when the dude that beat after was laying it down a little more than you she didn't need to say it. Now just think. I could tell. She didn't need to say anything.

Just the way she was acting. She was so happy. She had a little sauce to her argument. Yeah, you could tell homie did his thing. You could tell he represented it.

Yeah, he put it down. Why are your shoulders so far back and confident? How you can tell, Roar? Oh, man. She had a little spice to her tone when I asked what she was doing that night. Oh, man. Yeah, I can tell. They can't wait to put that spicy tone in it.

Oh, I just got my back blown out. Nigga, all that shit you wouldn't do. Found one. Found one. Just left the afties just got fucked with this nigga oh he real I feel so safe with him

I feel way safer with him than I did with you scrawny man start doing pushups right then and there remember you let that nigga Hook off on me When you was standing

You let that nigga Swing on me Broke down a wall I didn't even know I had Oh Roy man I'm sorry Now my vagina Doesn't fit your little dick

She's expanded Yeah Coming to America Looks phenomenal That's funny Bitches were saying it to me About niggas I had songs with She's expanded. Yeah. Coming to America. Oh, looks phenomenal. That's funny. Bitches were saying it to me about niggas I had songs with. Yeah, I don't want to know the nigga personally.

I was like, nah, he get busy in the booth. You tried to change it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, nah, nah. He's a force to be reckoned with when he lay a verse down. A force to be reckoned with. With your song And your bitch Woman

I'm sorry Alright Coming to America 2 For some reason No one No I know I saw a teaser I know

I mean did it tease It doesn't I wasn't teased It didn't tease you Not at all I'm gonna watch it though Not even a Little tickle

You gotta watch it No I don't Yes you do I don't it's a classic i don't it was a classic yeah we gotta see if they either fucked it up or listen some things just don't need i don't need a second one unless it's good first one was great i'm cool even if it's good lisa i'm gonna watch it still looks good she looks great Queen's chicks man Alright I am gonna watch it Because I

Cause even if it's not good I'll enjoy it Yeah I think it's gonna be good though The lineup looks pretty good The guests The guests I'm usually terrified

When the trailer Tells me how many famous people Are in the movie Yeah that's a good point That's valid That always terrifies me That's valid And did they Did Amazon have to pay this cast

and pay $100 million for just the title? It was probably a production company, I would imagine. I was going to say, it was probably, yeah, all in deal. And then the production company paid the rest of the people. What all in deal do you think

happened for this movie at $100 million with anything Eddie Murphy for $100 million all in? That's a good question. That's why I'm asking. But Eddie Murphy's rich, so I'm pretty sure you'd want to retain

the ownership of his film if possible. But I don't know nothing about nothing, so. I just think that, I like the fact that they, the barbershop still looks the same.

Wait, didn't it say Paramount at the beginning too? Yeah. Oh, well then, that answers that. You know what I mean? It looks like it's going to be good. It looks like a little

nutty professor-ish. Little Dr. Dolittle-ish. Yeah. The Eddie shit. Yeah, we'll see. And I like the fact they got Wesley in it. I'm more excited about the stand-up

than the movie, but I'm going to watch it. Me it. I'm more excited about the stand-up than the movie, but I'm going to watch it. I'm much more excited. Netflix released their slate for the year. What they got for us. Maybe I need to read it again. I didn't see anything

that jumped out to me. I'm sure they'll sneak a couple. I just saw a lot of stuff. You know, they always had the weird off-the-wall shit that you never heard before that pops.

I'll read it to you in two seconds this year will be no different Ariana Grande yo y'all want Ariana Grande pale and like I don't understand he was just reading end my year this way okay

Angry Birds no Anatomy of a Scandal that's I like Anatomy of a Scandal Behind Her Eyes brand new cherry flavor let's not skip over

Behind Her Eyes the thriller alright go back to Behind Her Eyes the thriller you've looked Behind Her Eyes and you was thrilled

yeah edge of my seat yeah no I might fuck with that wait wait from the studio behind the crown

comes this new psychological thriller limited series which features the talents of Simone and Brown Eve Hewson and Tom Bateman so that tells me

absolutely nothing thank you that's why I think it's gonna be dope and y'all gonna stop trying to trick me with comes this new psychological thriller

limited series that's all of them well first of all the crown there's no limited psychological thrillers alright keep scrolling brand new cherry flavor love clickbait uh colin in black and white country comfort cowboy bebop please what is the dead india fate the winx saga uh what's that some bullshit firefly firefly, Jenny in Georgia, Houston.

And this is November. You love Houston. Wait, that's November 2020. So this is their rundown. None of this shit sounds amazing. You don't know. I mean, that's impossible to say. And of course, I'm judging off nothing.

Yeah. It's like reading the track list. Well, when all the other streaming places did it, we got excited. When HBO did it, we got excited. When Disney did it, we got excited. I'm only holding them to the same standard I hold everybody else. No doubt. But Netflix has been not in the blockbuster

game for a while. They're in the sneaky... Well, they got rid of blockbuster. That's true. And stars. And blockbusters. That's true. Because this shit that I'm seeing on there, I'm not going to keep talking about it. So did y'all see that report going around about Netflix wanting to do audio only adventures? I did. I didn't see that and I around about Netflix wanting to do audio-only adventures?

I did. I didn't see that, and I'm cool. Yeah, I'm cool. I think it was just audio versions of the shit that's already there. I don't want to pull up Netflix unless they change their app drastically. Because if I go on the app, I literally have to sit my phone like this and nothing else can happen in my phone or everything gets lagged i can't exit out to do anything else and still hear a movie you're gonna have to change your app to a more podcast all right stop stop stop stop

stop just stop stop just stop please for two seconds stop it i'm sick of y'all doing this why don't y'all think about the possibilities that could come about from this instead of just telling me what if it's not movies? You didn't let me finish. They said audio only.

What if you could get out the app and the audio still played? Hey, buddy. You didn't let me fucking finish. I didn't think that's going to be a movie thing. I think it will be more of a podcast thing,

a more audio book thing. Yes, they're going to have to change their app so I can do that. I'm not saying they need to do that with their movies. Well, then if that's happening. Well, you fucking cut me off and that's what happened. It says it right there. Netflix is giving viewers the chance to ignore the visuals of shows and movies. Yeah, the article.

Exactly. And go full audio. So that's exactly what it is. I don't want to hear a fucking movie. You want to hear Finding Nemo? Yeah, I don't want to hear that shit. The fuck I want to hear a movie? They could just be started Finding Nemo? Yeah, I don't want to hear that shit. The fuck I want to hear a movie? They could just be started.

Because you're a podcaster. What the fuck does that mean? So it means you should support people wanting to only hear something. Things that are designed to be only heard, not things that are designed to be seen. A movie is not designed only. Do you geniuses think that something is not coming from this technology that's only designed to be heard. I literally just said that. You're a podcaster that doesn't listen to a fucking word that comes out of

your co-host's mouth. Well, no, you just argue both fucking sides of shit all the time. So you start with, oh, I'm never going to do that and look up to that, but I can see how they do that. If this is successful, what do you think? For not just movies.

It won't be of my success. I'm not listening to a movie. I'm not just listening. I need to see a movie. But is there something else that you may listen to? I would be interested if they were in- Can any conversation grow without y'all just stepping on it with what you're never going to do? No, I'm reading what it says. It's giving viewers the chance to ignore the visuals of shows entirely.

I'm not ignoring the visuals of a show in a movie. Same. I'm not doing that. Like, I don't even like fucking subtitles. That being said, if they were to create stuff that was designed to be audio only, I would be interested in that. I assume that's what's happening if they're going to go in the audio only space. So why don't we talk about such a big player getting into that space instead of all of this other bullshit? What do you think about that?

I was. I'm just going off of what it says. Video off button at the top of the full screen video player. So basically it's movies and shows, but you don't have to watch it. You can just listen to it. I'm not sold on that. I don't want to just listen to a fucking movie. Well, I enjoy that of YouTube.

I'll throw on something that is video based and I have YouTube premium so I can exit out of this shit and still listen to it and I enjoy it. Like what? Flaunting your wealth. What? 1099 a month.

I've done it, well, obviously with podcasts, but I've done it with episodes of shows. Like, shit that I've seen already and I just need something

that's familiar in the background. But you've seen it already? Yeah. Okay. So, there's a consumer that is a return consumer on TV shows, movies, whatever I just want to hear.

I'm a little curious of why they announced it. And I think this is for other things besides visual shit. I agree. I'm curious why they announced it that way without, Hey, we're maybe planning on doing something else in the future. I'm just reading what it, because I read the same article and it said it's just

turning off the because then they would let their competitors know what their five-year plan is okay well as of right now we're rolling out a piece of the technology well with the player with the with the article that they released I'm not I'm not down with that I like to watch movies I'm a visual person I like to watch movies. I'm a visual person. I like to see shit. Okay. That's just me. But if y'all want to listen to episodes of... Friends. Yeah.

Have fun. I've done it before. Yeah, I can't say I haven't done it before. I would be interested to see if they'd get in the podcast. This is a much bigger play if Netflix is doing audio only and focusing just on an app and changing the functionality of the app this is a big thing and i think they're going to go into things that i have zero visuals at all and are just audio based the way the podcast app is on your apple shit or uh what spotify has done with podcasting as well. But that's different.

Like I said, podcasting is different because you listen to that. A movie? Well, I think people are taking the idea of how- Well, stop saying that. Stop saying that. Because it's you that keeps boxing this into movie. They boxed it in. The top of the article said that.

Well, I think that's how they're going to launch the software because they only have movies. Well, that's what I'm talking about. I'm speaking to what they released in their article but why you can't imagine I can't imagine I'm just reacting

to what the article just said you can turn off the video and just listen to the movie or show people are seeing how successful podcasting has been how successful the chatty house

audio only shit has been all these things and I think they're going to try to add that into the movie space. Remember when they used to do the director cut on the DVD shit where it was the commentary? Now I can do that on Netflix

and just hit play on something and go about my day and put my phone right here. I think people just are seeing the success of audio and your phone being off and just going about your chores that day and how valuable that is. So I think Netflix

is going to do the same thing. I could see them definitely trying to, since Joe wants to dig, I could see them definitely trying to go into like putting music videos on Netflix

and then having people just listen to the audio and counting that as, you know, getting into the streaming shit once again with music. I could see all you know, getting into the stream and shit once again with music. I could see Netflix getting into the podcasting game. Does what to the market?

Who should be changed? The landscape should be scared. Who should be afraid? If anybody. Everyone. They're the biggest does one of the biggest streaming companies, period. So if they introduce podcasting, that would be it. What will an audio-only infrastructure to Netflix do to and they cannot continue to just take, take, take from the investors without actually reaping the benefit on the talent side of things, on the numbers side of things.

The same thing I said about Spotify with paying all that money for podcasters. You have to eventually see something. So now insert cheap, cheap podcast. to eventually see something so now insert cheap cheap podcast like what happens if what happens if netflix allowed for most podcasters to be able to upload directly there of course we from freestyling i'm freestyling oh that what type of amazing does that what if netflix does some type of subscription only something for only podcasters i think that would be amazing i think that would change the entire landscape of podcasting because they're not amazon is might be on that wave already everybody has to be on that way listen it's get down to lay down time yeah yeah you're either going to be on that wave or

your business will suffer in the next 10 years i'm not no longer politely asking you niggas what your business model is anymore it's get down to lay down time which is why i'm saying no they can't because it's get out of lay down time no they can't come out and say what their next plan is after this if this works you know just like chatty house couldn't come on and say what their plan was if the first hundred thousand people on the app worked yeah yeah like we're not telling you i was just speaking directly to them saying video movie and uh shows at the top of the article, even that, and I don't care that it says that, but I mean, their job is to keep people on the app. All of these apps' job is to keep people on the app. So they don't care whether you're watching the movie, listening to the movie.

As long as you are on the app, then cool. I wonder what that benefits them, though, being that they don't have ad space and ad setup, as currently structured, at least. being that they don't have ad space and ad setup as currently structured at least uh so while i understand the the goal of most apps keeping you on when they have banner ads and uh insert ads yeah but the ad you're at the ad teams and the board you got to show your numbers to both sure and that depends on whether you get money from either so yeah they might not have advertising but they got their board of investors that they have to show numbers to prove why they should continue to get 100 billion or whatever the number is in funding. Got it. And the same way they don't rely on ads.

Exclusive deals. I'd imagine Netflix would eventually get into the audio exclusive deal thing as well, where we're not focused on ads. We're focused on you guys bringing a community to our community. Yeah. See, that's my point. Same reason we did the Spotify deal and what Spotify wanted from us. We're focused on ads. We're focused on you guys bringing a community to our community. See, that's my point. Same reason we did the Spotify deal and what Spotify wanted from us. They wanted our community to go in there and do an actual subscription, not the free shit.

Don't pay for it. Right. Fuck an ad. And that's why I keep trying to say use your imagination because when you get to these certain points in these companies and negotiations you will have to imagine what you want put put down on the paper like what happens if netflix yeah we don't do ads but guess what we want nothing to do with your ads every podcaster procure your own ads and come over here we want nothing to do with them 100 goes to you now what you know like so when that changes everything so i'm i'd be trying to get y'all to just imagine with me, because some of this stuff could stick.

Oh, no, no, absolutely. Like I said, I was just speaking to, I'm not going to listen to a movie or a fucking show. I'm not doing that. I want to watch that. But now podcasting, because you listen to- We saw Spotify get a million podcasts in two years

that number's not fabricated it's not exaggerated we watched one million podcasts be accrued in two years it don't take long

no no if Netflix decide hey in two years we want three million podcasts they could do it and I don't know what that does to their bottom line

but I would assume it would be fruitful and't know what that does to their bottom line. But I would assume it would be fruitful. And I assume they've seen numbers to make them know it's fruitful, which is why we're getting this announcement. On to more podcast stuff. I'll just throw this out there. You can call me crazy. I don't care.

Somebody hit me and said, hey, are you going to talk about Joe Rogan's new YouTube page? His new YouTube page? Who knows? I don't know. There is a new page. It is fan generated. Let's unpack this here.

Just walk with me. Yeah, sure. There is a new Joe Rogan YouTube page with the latest clips from the latest episodes. Joe Rogan's name is not in the title. And the Joe Rogan show is not in the title. As any contract would probably state. Sure. If you don't want my shit on YouTube also if I have a contract that states that

whoever I have that contract with I would assume actually I know this but I'll assume in this case that they would pull all of the content that shouldn't be on other places off of them because we have that right right right so i'm asking why would there just be a joe rogan youtube page pop up two weeks before he's supposed to be totally exclusive to spotify To Spotify. That's odd. No, it's not. Now, the same logical man will tell me, hey, it's a fan-generated page. Yes? Allegedly. But yeah, let's call it a fan-generated page. And I'm going to say, if a fan-generated page is being allowed to exist, then someone's allowing it to exist. Sure.

Why would someone allow that to exist? Well, I mean, one argument or thing that could be happening is they want that to exist to drive people to find the full episode. But I don't know if they're playing full episodes on there or not. No, January 1, everything is supposed to be gone. No clips, no nothing. I was about to ask, I know there's the Joe Rogan page, and then there's also the Joe Rogan clips page

that he runs that's maybe even more popular because we live in a microwave society. All his shit is popular. Is the clips page going to go away with this deal? Or just the Joe Rogan YouTube page of the full episode? From what I know, according to his announcement, the clips were supposed to run until January 1. So this is the new clips page.

That's all it is. Okay. That would make sense. I could see them wanting to happen so that it draws interest in the full conversation. If the contract said, hey, get rid of your clips pages and your main pages by January 1 so we can all be exclusive. None of your fans anywhere else. I gave you $100 million for all of them to centralize here. Y'all are telling me that it's just a new clips page up two weeks before.

I don't see why. Why? I don't see why they wouldn't leave up the old clips page to make people want to go to Spotify. Same way, I don't understand why major labels don't let DJs play music on Instagram. Because they're not giving you $100 million for you to have your content on another platform to bring somewhere else. That's not happening. The casual Joe Rogan thing. Hey, when I was talking to big, big company

that shall remain nameless, when I talk to all the companies, I say, hey, there's an ecosystem. You have to respect it. It behooves me and you for us to have videos over here. There's a community here. They all have the same stance.

Nigga, I'm never paying you this much money for you to have the same content at our competitor. Or I'm never going to blow you up and spend the money in marketing on you for the chance of consumers to catch it at our competitor. Sure. That's industry-wide. That's not from Joe, by the way.

It's short-sighted. It makes sense. That's not from Joe, by the way. It's short sighted. It sure makes sense. That's not from me. It's short sighted. So something is off that a clips fan generated clips page pops up two weeks before he's supposed to be exclusive. I'm not spending so much time on this because they're going to say I'm watching other niggas shit. But I should be watching the top of the food chain and what's unraveling over there. Absolutely.

Watching Joe Rogan shit. Because I came in here however long ago and said, hey, what happens if he gets mad? I came in here however long ago and said, hey, I'm seeing some things that, hey, he might be getting mad. So what I'm saying now

is just following up on the theory that I've had for a little while now. Well, we don't know. Can't prove nothing. Yeah, we don't know. So we're just going to keep on watching. That's his contract. Yeah, man.

But there's some funny business going on over there, though. He's definitely not the happiest. No, I don't think so. Well, why? It may be some things that happened since he saw podcasting business is supposed to be booming over there it's supposed to be going great here we go spotify podcast official to exit in latest sign of growing pains not liz spotify not Liz leaving now.

Liz Gately, one of Spotify Technology SA's highest ranking podcast executives, is stepping down after less than two years, according to people familiar with the situation. Mm-hmm. Less than two years. This is a big dog that they brought in February 2019. Mm. February 2019. this is a big dog that they brought in February, 2019, February, 2019. Gately, who was hired in February,

2019 is shifting into a creative consultant role. Boy, I hate that y'all white people get to do that. She got fired. Why? If you're spiking in ponds, I hate when y'all shut up. Like I'm ranting. Talk with me. I'm not ranting. I don't know anything about what you're spiking in ponds i hate when y'all shut up like i'm ranting talk with me i'm not ranting i don't know anything about what you're talking about so you want us to talk over you no do you yes get your shit off i'm just saying i hate that listen when joe do it he's disgruntled when other people get fired they get to remain on

in a consulting role no that's a firing anyway uh is shifting into a creative consultant role said to people who asked not to be identified but she will depart the company sometime next year gadley came to spotify from the tv network lifetime where she oversaw the hit show unreal change follows a stretch of explosive growth for spotify's podcast operation boy is that weird this change is following all of this growth. I hate that something's going on and they won't tell us. But I see it. I see it.

We'll see it. They ain't got to tell us. We'll see it. Hey. And all of this, I want Netflix to get a podcast department. I'm telling you. I want everybody to get a podcast department.

I think that's what they're doing. I think everybody is getting a podcast department. Yeah, everybody is getting a podcast department. Yeah, everybody is getting a podcast department. Internal tensions. Executive had produced work for Spotify. Chief content at Dawn Ostroff, like Ostroff, was supposed to bring her experience developing and producing stories for TV into the medium of podcasts on Spotify.

Has invested $100 million over the past few years to build up operations. Hey, I don't think Joe Rogan liked that Prince Harry announcement either. That's another joe ism that i can't prove i know nothing about nothing but i just don't think so okay that's it come on let's move right along move right along any other business business dealings we got to get to huh whose stock is up oh you made some airbnb change what happened huh microsoft is up i have no idea it is i got a little bit of it. It's up a little bit. What we got? What we got?

Might have to take a trip on these niggas this weekend. I don't know. Are you headed? Quick one? That's not a bad idea. You about to touch EWR? Yeah, a little quick in and out. EWR.

I might need United to unite me. What are you trying to get United with? A little 655 AM-er. Those are my trying to get United with? A little 6.55 a.m. or early in the morning. Our land is still morning. Whole day. Different region morning. It's an hour behind.

Damn, what y'all doing in New York? How's the weather? Are you one of those? That vibe. It's coming this weekend, Ma. I think so. Okay. Chill, chill.

Don't ask where. Okay. Chill, chill. Don't ask where. Chill, chill, chill. Chill, chill. Don't make it hard. Don't put me on the spot. If you see me just chill. Traveling during Christmas. If you see me, just head nod.

Yeah, just chill if you see me. Shoot me a little head nod. You know what I mean? Oh, Joe, that's you. All right. Nah, I see you too. That's it. Y''all gonna be in New York yeah

hopefully not yeah broke ass niggas that's a recession for Christmas weekend yes I'll be here oh Christmas weekend

Christmas over Friday that's true Saturday a whole new day niggas forgot about Christmas that's for the kids, man. What we doing? Put them kids up. You can send them kids

to Nana this weekend. I was a car away from getting pussy. Niggas always know what they need to really take their game to the next level. What y'all need right now? I've got a bad joke in my head. What do I need right now? Bad joke in my head.

What do I need right now? Just two weeks ago, I was like, yo, I ain't going to hold you. If I had a spare 10 mil. Oh, come on. Spare 10 mil. That would help. That would help. Oh, I would show the game something. That would help.

I would show the game a new trick or two with extra 10 mil. I'm working this magic with a thow-wow. I'm pulling off shit with a thow-wow. I'm pulling off shit with a thow-wow. All right, so new coronavirus strain that was first detected in the United Kingdom could already be circulating in the United States without notice. No shit. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Tuesday, while the variant hasn't been found in the U.S. just yet,

the CDC noted that scientists haven't sequenced the genetic coding for many... Oh, they haven't. They didn't sequence the coding for the fucking virus drug. I don't knock it off. Yeah, I'm not. They gotta go a year

at least with administering this vaccine before I'm on board. Y'all just got weed together. New strands. I think y'all did this in a year. Yeah, no, I'm cool. Not for me. I'll pass.

Yeah, no, you don't drink dairy. You good anyway. Yeah. And this is not to encourage people not to take the vaccine, by the way. Swipe up. Get your vaccine. Yeah, I'm not encouraging people not to take the vaccine, by the way. Swipe up. Get your vaccine. Yeah, I'm not encouraging people not to take the vaccine. If you want to live, you should take it.

Ta-da! Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani what? I don't know. Okay, so we're done with the new deadly COVID strain as we book flights places. Yes. Y'all don't want me to get into that. I don't.

Okay, good. I don't. And I am taking United for my flight. Your Honor, reviews. What did y'all think? Seen the last one? Yes, I did. They're killing it.

I'm caught up. I'm about to be that guy. I love it. I love it a lot more than the Yes, I did. They're killing it. I'm caught up. I'm about to be that guy. I love it. I love it a lot more than the undoing I do. What? I saw it the first episode. I'm not even in the same realm.

Okay, I'm not crazy? No. Undoing shouldn't even be in the same sentence as your honor in one episode three. The undoing had really good performances

by the actors. It did. The undoing was putting on an acting. I like the storyline mode. Y'all were also people that said, oh, I think power might be better thaning was putting on an acting. I like the storyline mode. Y'all were also people that said, oh, I think Power

might be better than The Wire on the first season. I didn't say that. I think when y'all stick to a bad take, that's not what the take was, but go ahead. Get your shit on.

This episode three, and I will walk back this take if they fuck everything up. This should not even be the same sentence as the undoing. The storyline is way better. The show is far better

than the undoing. The story is much better. Yeah. And the acting is pretty good. I just feel like the undoing could The show is far better than the undoing. The story is much better. Yeah. And the acting is pretty good. I just feel like the undoing could have did the same thing with the story. They just chose not to.

Like, if it wasn't the dad that did it, spoiler alert, if it wasn't the dad and it was somebody else and it was mad, things that intertwined up to us finding out,

because that's what they're doing. They just keep intertwining things. And now you leave me with fucking Kofi pulling up to homie's jail cell's what they're doing. They just keep intertwining things and now you leave me with fucking Kofi pulling up to homie's jail cell and walking in tough? Yeah. You want me to wait a whole week

to see what happens after he walked in with swag? I like that though. I like the fact that they turned them tables. You know what I'm saying? I like, I did, I did. Yeah.

It's like, nah, we run this shit. Yeah, he about to die though. Aren't we going to see? He about to die. Nah, I think they're going to have a nice conversation. They might link up. You think they're going to have a nice little chitty chat? Nah, I think they will.

I think they believe that he didn't do it either. You're going to tell them he didn't do it. Yeah, I think that's exactly what's going to happen. I think they think he didn't do it already. You think so? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, and I like that, too.

I like how they showed the dad, they showed the dad with, like, being sympathetic and having a heart. Like, yo, fam, we can't, when does this end? Like, if we do it, they do it. Like, just when is it over? It's a cycle, yeah. And I like the mom saying, we do it big. I was in my bed like, what you going to say to that one? That's the answer there. Hey, it'll end after we do it big one time

they'll stop that's Virgo thinking right there yeah this is good man this shit's got a lot of a lot of different twists and turns really really really good show I gotta commend Showtime and HBO for what they're doing especially HBO for re-nigging on the Dave Chappelle

shit and continuing to produce great shows. I still haven't seen the Reagan doc. Gotta watch it. That's a plan for me. Do you guys think that Chet Hanks redeemed himself from all the controversy with Your Honor? Chet Hanks is in Your Honor? Chet Hanks is the brother, I think.

Wait, what? What brother? The brother that's in jail that was going to kill. That's not Chet Hanks. That's not Chet Hanks. Chet Hanks is in the show. Get the fuck out of here. Read the fucking credits.

No, you read the credits. I just did. He's there. Chet Hanks as Joey Maldini? Hello. Who's who? That's Chet Hanks. Wait, where?

The kid. The brother. Holy shit. That is not Chet Hanks. Yes, it is. The one that they brought in on the bus from jail? shit. That is not Chet Hanks. Yes, it is. The one that they brought in on the bus from jail? Yes. That's not Chet Hanks. That's Chet Hanks.

Who told you that? The credits. Hey, pull up his picture, man. Nah, that's not. That's Chet Hanks. You ain't tell us that Chetty Ranks was in this show. His accent wasn't. The plot's worth. Wow. The pot thickens.

Wow. No, it's now the greatest show of all time. That is the Chetty Ranks. I tell you. Oh, man. He just fucked me up with that one. Yeah. I knew Chet was the greatest.

Wait, I don't even. I knew Chet was the greatest. Wait, but he hasn't spoke yet, right? He hasn't spoken It's solidified Somebody pulled up to the funeral Yeah You only had them two

A brief scene Maul Relax Bro that's not Chet That's Chet Hanks Relax That's not Chet fucking Hanks Maul

The credits is telling you I don't give a fuck What them credits are saying That's not Chet Hanks That's not Chet Hanks That brother is not Chet Hanks I would have laughed As soon as i saw him getting off the bus like get the fuck that would have ruined the whole show but you didn't laugh

that's not but you didn't laugh you sat in bed shook that's not chet hanks that's chet hanks you sat there scared it's not chet hanks bro it's definitely we reading something he might be in the show but he is not that's him that's not chet hanks bro that's not you want me to pause it and i'll pull up the episode yes what i would say is it doesn't look like it's not him it's not Chet Hanks, bro. That's not him. You want me to pause it and I'll pull up the episode? What I will say is it doesn't look like him. It's not him. It's not him. I would have laughed. As soon as I saw him,

I would have started laughing. But then again, I didn't know that the fucking actual judge was due from Breaking Bad. Like, I'm bad at that. Well, that's obviously Brian Cranston. Like, how did you not know that? Because he did this little slick over thing

that white people do with their hair when they put the part in the front. Well, he did that in Breaking Bad. Yeah, and people look totally different. Michael Paul, I just realized was my cousin when he stopped doing that shit.

Niggas look different when they do the comb over thing. Keeb is still doing it and he's bald. Well, that's when you do the comb over. Yeah.

Balding. It's two strands of hair there, Keebler. You just gotta let go. Just stop it. If black people are telling LeBron to stop it,

I'm telling Keebler to stop it. Well, listen, I can grow my hair but I keep it low to ease people are telling LeBron to stop it, I'm telling Keebler to stop it. Listen, I can grow my hair, but I keep it low to ease people into my balding. Keeb, stop that comb over. Wow, man. This show just came up a notch off the Chetty ranks. That's not Chetty Hanks.

It's Chetty Hanks, man. We have a podcast to do. We read the credits. No, we're doing a podcast. We read the credits. He didn't speak yet, so if he comes in that jail cell starting episode four and gets on his patois,

you're going to learn. As a member of the Italian mafia. I swear to God, Tim. I would have laughed so hard at that scene, man. That's not. It's him. I promise you. Watch it again.

Watch it again. Can you really pull that shit off? Do the science. Yeah, do the science on that. That is not. All right, listen. People are listening to us. We said that already.

And I think they're scrambling too. And we read credits. No, they're scrambling, too. And we read credits. No, they're yelling the same shit. Okay, the credits say that that is Chet Hanks, and you don't have to believe that if you don't want. There. I'm not believing that. His mind is blown.

Look how Maul's mind gets blown. No, that's not Chet. No, Bryan Cranston is doing his best Walter White impression legally that I've seen. He gets on his Walter White shit right away. Yo, the interesting part, I do think it's interesting that shows could show us what the plot is in episode one. Like, who did it, who died, and still keep it interesting? Like, yeah. Because this is really interesting, man.

Shout out to your honor. If you have not seen it, it comes on Showtime Sunday nights at 10 p.m. This is not an ad, but it should be. Showtime, fuck is good. And yeah, that's it, man. It's just a really enjoyable show at a time where we could all use something enjoyable to watch. True story. Great story.

Great writing. Great acting. NBA season is back as of last night because we're recording during the games. We know nothing about what's going on. But if my dad tells me one more time to watch out for the Nets, their whole starting five is their bench down. I'm like, all right. The Nets are nice.

I've heard it. How do you know? How do you know? You niggas just say shit. How do you know? Why? They have Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving. How do you know that? They have not played a shit. How do you know? Why? How do you know that? How do you know that?

They have not played a game. You ain't seen Steve Nash coach a thing. You don't know the rotation. They have played preseason games. Oh, God. All right. They look good. That's all I'm saying.

They look good. They have a lot of nice pieces. Who's they starting by? Well, I think they're going to start Dan Woody at the two. But it's supposed to be Kyrie, Spencer, Katie, Joe Harris, DeAndre Jordan. The Nets should be good. I don't have them Eastern Conference champs, if that's the conversation. We'll see.

We have to see where James ends up because he will be in the Eastern Conference. We just don't know which team. But that move will change the Eastern Conference. We just don't know which team. But that move will change the Eastern Conference for sure because he's going to go to a contender. I don't know where James is going to go.

I just know that he had an argument with a teammate. Raptors, Celtics, and one other team now. He threw the ball at his teammate in a heated dispute

during practice. That shit happens. I don't want to pay attention to that stupid shit. Yeah, but that's what's supposed to happen if a dude walk in my practice that I know don't want to be on the team. Like, nigga, get the fuck out. Oh, if you trash. Move. Yeah, if you trash, nigga, you keep fucking up my dime, nigga.

Well, if I'm trash and I'm still on the team and you're dope and you're being traded, no, I'm going to curse at you. Yeah, you got to curse out the boss. Timber Wolf, head ass nigga. Oh, I want to congratulate Markel Fultz. That's what I want to do. Three years, $50 million. Who am I to say if it's well deserved or not,

but I'm happy you got it. Yeah. I'm happy you got it with all the turmoil and hurdles you had to go through as a number one draft pick. Especially with that form, the deformed shit, whatever

injury was going on where it just looked really weird for a little while and then it was the mental health thing where you were depressed and sad about it. So I'm really glad that he got paid. I'm really glad that he's on the team that wants him. I'm happy for that, King. I am. Congratulations to Markel Fultz. And I like him though. I like

his game. He showed some flashes after the injury and rehabbing last season. I like him. Yeah, I know. I hear you. You don't seem to want to talk about that boy that's suiting up tonight. Who? Obi.

He be topping. Obi. I like Obi. Suiting up tonight. He reminds me of a Better shooting style Amari No he reminds you of a forward

That you once knew No He reminds me of a better shooting style See his face whenever I cannot wait For this season Just talk to me like in March Please

Why? Cause I know you We just blew the Cavs by 50 man Just blew the Cavs by 50 I cannot wait for this season. Just talk to me like in March, please. Why? Because I know you. We just blew the Cavs by 50, man. Just blew the Cavs by 50, something like. I can't wait to hear you in March. A little manual quickly, space in the floor. Yeah, I know. Something like, man.

Something like. Nick Fever tonight. I know. On Lint Sanity. Lint Sanity. Lint Sanity. Oh, my God. Anything you guys excited for with the NBA season? Let me do the ESPN first take question of the

of the month is Luka the MVP before the season starts without question uh I like Luka a lot but it's gonna take a lot for the to get MVP. Who are you giving it to? Wayne Ellington? I don't know yet. I don't know yet. But Luka is going to be top five for sure. Stanley, right? Ooh, Stanley going to break out. I hope so. Is it over for LeBron James?

I love fucking with Mojo and his fucking basketball buddies. I'm just saying, I hope so. I hope he plays well this season. But Luka, yeah, he's special, man. He's different. Different type of player. You haven't been back in L.A. since they revoked you, right? COVID.

Everything shut down. Everything closed. Nothing to do. Oh, COVID. I'm the only one just going to sit in the hotel room all day. Because shit shut down. Not because of the beat downs, right? No, never that.

Just making sure you wasn't avoiding the beats. Nah, never that. The beats have a way of finding you if you're avoiding them now. They'll get to your doorstep. It never shows up, though. Dirty up your little pretty sweatsuit, boy. It never shows up, though.

Why? Why you think so? Because you dressed. Why you think it never shows up? Because you dressed. Why you think the drama never shows up? Because you too dressed. Yeah, I know.

I know. He's overdressed for the drama. Yeah, niggas in too dressed. Yeah, I know. I know. He's overdressed for the drama. Yeah, niggas in the way. They laying on you. I know. I know. I hear you. Joe, you got any early Super Bowl predictions?

Hey, Patty. Yeah. What else? Yeah. What else? That simple? Yeah, I know. And that shit he did on Sunday?

Never seen it before. I don't even know what he did Sunday, but you're probably right. He just keep doing shit I ain't never seen before. That was the new turnover touchdown where it looks like it's going to the bleachers, but Hardman catches it and drags two feet with 10 defenders around. I can see the Bills possibly beating him, though. Listen, Patty and Herbert, that's it. That's it. The Chargers are not going to make the Listen, Patty and Herbert, that's it. That's it.

The Chargers are not going to make the playoffs. Of course not, but Herbert, Herbert, Herbert. I'm still on that. Yeah, nobody's beating Patty. The Bills might give them a tough run, but I don't think they'll beat them. The Bills look great. Yeah. The Bills need to be in Buffalo, and they're not going to be in Buffalo.

That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. Super Bowl's around the corner, right? It really is. I wonder what they're going to do with this

COVID, hey, partying is illegal when the Super Bowl rolls around. That's the biggest kickback. Have they even announced where it's going to be?

Well, it's going to be in our living rooms. Who cares? What stadium or what city they're going to do it in? I don't know if they did it in those

I don't care. We're in Florida? Shit, I don't care. Who cares? What are're going to do it in. I don't know if they did it in those. I don't care. Where are you from? Florida? Shit, I don't care. Who cares? What are you going to do when the cops come try to kick you out your living room? You do realize that Super Bowl weekend is a really big deal. And if they pick a city that doesn't have...

It's in Florida. A lot of... All right, yeah. Okay, Florida that doesn't have any fucking COVID laws. Yeah, it'll be packed. It's going to be fucking lit. Yeah. First of all,

Tampa is lit on a regular Wednesday night. That is very true. So now you're bringing the Super Bowl over here. If I have to name cities that it's easiest to have an orgy and Tampa's in there. It's a turn up city for sure. Most strip clubs per square mile or some shit.

Is it? Yeah. That's Portland. That's Portland. I thought it was Tampa. It's Portland. Tampa city for sure. Most of the clubs per square mile or some shit. Is it? Yeah. That's Portland. That's Portland. I thought it was Tampa. It's Portland. Tampa's probably up there. Why don't we just go to both cities and do a survey?

We should. Yeah, I'll probably fly around and check it out this weekend. You'll fly over? You'll count the clubs? Make sure shit is safe out there. Look out the window? Yeah. Yeah, it's happening.

Y'all going to be in New York, right? Just chilling at home? You know what? Now I'm going out's happening. Y'all going to be in New York, right? Just chilling at home. You know what? Now I'm going out of town. It's only because you're not going to keep talking to me like that. You're not going to keep

talking to me like that. I'm just asking. I'm not fine. Right? You're going to be at home just chilling like the fam? Nah. Nah.

Nah. Raw cone, living room, LEDs. Nah. I'm going to be in motion. Insta snap. Nothing there

Now that thing's like a ghost Where is he? Is he doing anything? Look at Rory Take a sip nigga That life is over for you I'm holding down now What I'm going to?

The cookout? The campout? I'm going to something Take a sip That life is over for you Why Rory still know The hot spots though? Because I'm tapped in

I thought it was just Sweetie that was tapped in Nah Sweetie and Rory still know the hot spots though? Hey Because I'm tapped in I thought it was just Sweetie that was tapped in Nah Sweetie and Rory Who do you think she got a swag from? Yeah that makes sense because Rory's a Sweetie Yeah I am a sweet man You know somebody was making a critique of the pod right And I normally don't pay critiques of the pod any mind

But this was like a really thorough hood nigga think piece apparently hood nigga think so he was talking about how the joe button pod is really cool no he was talking about how all of the people that do hip-hop journalism are geeks um and would and would get sent to the store for niggas if they were ever on a block take the jo Joe Budden podcast, for instance. They're dominating the hip-hop culture talk space. But if they were sitting on crates on the block and real niggas came up, they would say, hey, get up.

And they would get up. They would get up and go to the store and get a honey bun. So I'm reading this shit. I'm like, I don't normally reply to hate, but this nigga got me all the way fucked up. I know. Jella get beat up before I get off the crate. Get me a honey bun.

Yeah, right. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, buddy. That's pretty funny, though. Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny, too. And shout out to honey buns. And dude, shout out to them. Good for you with that really thorough think piece.

All right, I don't have anything else that I need to responsibly use my platform for. So, I'm out of here. I'm playing the closest thing to a Christmas song. Joe Budden hands him the catalog. You know what I mean? A song where I'm loving my kids and shit, feeling good about life. And we call Stacey Barb. Shout out to Stacey.

Oh, yes. She's on this banger. And go like this. Listen. Let me tell you how I picture this. A few horses, a couple businesses. Driving for greatness, we will be each other's witnesses. Enduring beef, we both will put aside our differences.

Where I ain't flinch' but makin' you insignificant Maybe kids and shit, perfect arithmetic Meaning we could build our own world and coexist in it Sheer synergy, sharin' energy Let our souls make in the air if you remember me Here's what I did with it Went out my way to fuck these stripper chicks Lost good girls makin' her mistresses Just savages, mis-marriages They all was my babies, I needed those miscarriages My worthless self when Joe felt hurt I went out and targeted women who had no self-worth

I relate to praying nightly, feeling no spirit How do you admit that in a song? What the hell is wrong with this idiot? Honesty, man We added the pod more than we added my songs. Why the hell did that go out? Men understand that. Jesus, I would have kept that till the grave with me.

Trying to fuck it. What am I talking about in this song? When Joe felt hurt. That's what men do. I went out and targeted women who had no self-worth. Why'd you leave that in the main? I want to never dumb down and have to lower my wit. And got a post-it on the gram for you to know what it is.

A partner to trust. I'm thinking even bigger for us. Look at me begging for a partner. Yeah, shit to discuss. Now I need the one of. I never realized how fucking sappy I was in here. A partner to trust. Someone who I can love a little. Why'd you leave this in the main?

I fuck bitches get money. Big Joseph. Stop playing with Joe. No? Yeah, we figured we big. Sometimes the thought of what if still lives here with me. Y'all always bitching me deep. Got me?

Sometimes the thought of what if. Shut up, Joe. Ain't quite paying out like that. Word up. Word up. Let me tell you about some more God's work, though. You had to play the fairy noise. I don't wanna know What this love's supposed to be like I don't wanna know I don't wanna know

I like it just like that part. Let it run. Ooh, Trey would kill me if I ended it right now. Yeah, that's brand new. Brand new Joe Budden. That was off the album. A love that's tied for.

Never cried for. What else, Joe? Tell them about love real quick. Man, how can I spite you? Look, they in their phones now. As I yearn for the greatest love I ever had. Pardon me, kid. I'm still learning how to be a dad.

We be in spots you shouldn't be till you grown. I was acting so long. I'm just not leaving you home So nah, too much to learn, too much world out there Let me teach you about these hoes, too many girls out there I respect your mom's tutelage, but that's my wit and my brain What she gon' do with this? Watch and learn, foolish kids Eyes light up with surprise, you're just like I am

I think that you're enjoying this ride just like I am Look, same pedigree, theoretically Cut from a cloth that was gone, that's just genetically One job in life to make you a much better me Greater feeling than I imagined this shit would ever be You be feeling strong when you diss me in songs I did the same my whole career, would never tell you it's wrong Whatever works at whatever the price

Get that embedded, even if at my expense I'll pay it, you take the credit Had a power struggle when I thought your mom abused it My hands were in bondage, you switched Beyond the excuses, come through it It's crazy, I bomb music and we do it beautifully For our beautiful conduit So right now I stand in a place I never stood before Finally filled the void in my life, I wasn't good before Fuckin' with these hoes, that energy I was puttin' forth

God, this is more like the fucking love I was looking for Now it's better than we pictured it be Had them supervised visits, we'll never have to relive it Little nigga, we'll be This is greater than us That was brand new old music from Rage Off the Rage album, I want to know featuring the amazingly beautifully talented Stacey

Barth and the amazingly beautifully talented Rage. Nah, Stacey is dope. Shut up, Rory. This ain't my sleeper. Y'all on this shit yet? It's not a sleeper. It's got

8 million views. It's the best song out. Moray, is that how you say it? Moray? Moray? Quicksand. This is that shit. Why is it your sleeper?

It's got 8 million views. Is he a pop star? On his way. Yeah. Sound like he's dead in that way. I Play my real sleeper. Oh y'all thought Rory was r&b. Tell him about the new new this little boy I'm the new Charlotte vibes favor

No, that a double sleeper. How many Flea Lord songs you got to play? Seven. I don't know about Rory. They don't want to see us on the Play With Vibes. Hey, back away from that's all. I'm Big Joseph from Rory. Play Boom Bap. Okay.

Joe, play Boom Bap. This is not Boom Bap. I don't know no shame, no way you won't pay If I know one thing, is that a heart don't change Oh, oh no rain, that your sun don't fade You're one thing I want Is this a maybe? Hate to think that you're rolling out Feels like we could be Good to know that you think about us Waste not, want not, I'm obsessed Frugal with love now Too late when it's run out If you just let me explain

Take it or leave it, can't make you believe it, no I don't know no shame, no way, maybe one more babe If I know one thing, is that a heart don't know no shame, no way, maybe one more babe If I know one thing, is that a heart don't change Oh, oh no rain, that your sun don't blink You're one thing, I want Is this a baby? Hate to think that you're Rolling out Feels like we could be

Good to know that you're Good to know that you're Thinking about us Is it all good Is it all good Negative zone That's Lowboy, Maybe The names have certainly changed Since I was a boom and a bap. Play a joint from Kevin Gates. This is Weeks. Not boom bap.

I hear a boom and a bap. Way too big to beat the street anyway Hope I fly on the arms of my niggas Wonder why my heart cold, niggas all got the shift Baby, I ain't took my chains off in weeks Love that shit too big to beat the street He tried to set me up in Dallas, broke into his own car He not knowing that I'm psychic and I glow in the dark Lied on us while in Houston, we got thrown in a cross I stepped before he could set me, punch a hole in my heart. Cold quarantine game, I looked over your flaws. Big God selling raw and I'm controlling the car.

Diamonds on my neck, that's a symbol of success. Run you up a check, you gon' die for your respect. Cautions when you entertain, they gon' be a threat. Out of pocket, pull a brrrr on you, leave you somewhere stretched. Artificial dealings, all my visions They ain't got clue I trust you in a miracle Feel it in my spirit I ain't took my chains off in weeks If I tuck it, they gon' try to kill me anyway

And I'm praying to the God of the streets Way too big to beat the street anyway Hope I fly on the arms of my niggas Wonder why my hard cold niggas Wonder why my heart cold, niggas So got the ship, baby I ain't took my chains off in weeks Love that shit too big to beat the street G-wag, G-wag

Big bag, big bag C-note, C-note So much machine smoke Only one there right on top of me All the ones willing to die, though Nah, I'll keep it underwater Turn up, I might too Turn up, I might too Just got this brand new thing in red that it exchanged when the shots fired

Reporting live with the Glock 9 by the Southside Recalling live, bitch, I'm in the studio right now In Carolina, you could pull up with me right now Me outside, yeah Hold up, pull up, I glisten hard, my earrings, dog This from Izi, Rolly, I never take my chain off In Riton, I get that oily, take your brain off Cardi made it glist, then I wiped it on my wrist

He be shootin' shots at Brassie, but his posture not like this, bitch I ain't took my chains off in weeks If I tuck it, they gon' try to kill me me anyway, and I'm praying to the God of the streets Way too big to beat the street anyway That's Kevin Gates, Weeks Shout out to Kevin Gates That shit is dope, man Shout out to Kevin Gates

I feel like he's been consistently putting out good music for a really long time He's one of those super, super dope artists Yeah I'm gonna play some Flea Lord This is Woo Lords featuring Raekwon Okay Shout out to Flea Okay, okay

R.P. Shout out to Fleet. Give you a soul massage Today's mathematics was raised by some addicts Before he gave the signal, got sprayed by a savage His leg got embarrassed, we weighed out the cabbage The night he got hit, we was way out in Paris Slain Dr. Spoolorg, told us how to bank proper Main loctor, wash it right down with a plain chopper Big bread like Gaddafi, six feds to stop me Now it's six heads in the lobby The city where the Gram started Plenty niggas came for it

Shake it from my gate, beloved You gon' get your brain parted Summer end of projects Wanna run up, niggas stop it Still broke, it's in my building Now I'm a hunger for the profit Half drop the theme music Padlock the scene, stupid Purple tape bumping out the window In the green Buick Ah, yeah, okay, okay I said I got the purple tape

Bumping out the green Buick Flea Lord, what's up, King? Let's get him, you heard? Paper-chasing kid all the time, man, let's go We copped the Scorpion, Tex Champ The drum holds 101 bullets One hit of Flipper, Bentley, Charcha, Woolridge I came with the Spankers, they General's

Camo weeks, Lambo seats, trample freaks This is all it's been about Pull out them sticks, we serve like friendlies From Attica to Wendy's, my jammy is splatter And blow a faggot up with St. Keys, spent G's 38's, 38's, formulate just like it's Columbia Where the mint leaves Smoke a gasha, this cold is ostrich One drip, that's six mortgages, God, wish you luck What up, hidin' out in hoodies, yo

Rich niggas, we hoodies Smokin' Cush Diesel Come out with food around What's goody? What's the message? Willie and Warwick He told me, tell your motherfuckers be cool And let Chef call it Don't spoil it, my vision is clear

Like some clear water Don't make me take your head and saw it It's salty Yo, yo, chill, Lord That's Woo Lord's Flea Lord featuring Raekwon. Produced by Havoc. Rest in peace, Prodigy. RP, Prodigy.

That shit right there remind me of niggas like Maul. Niggas that wasn't allowed to sit down at the Rutland. Yeah, right. Stand up and watch the game. Yeah, I know. I mean, you never sat comfortable at the Dykeman Court. Shit. Stand up and check the assist. What's the score?

Yeah, peek over a nigga's head. I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble for something on this podcast. You are. Edit all of it cool edit all of it get all I don't think you said anything edit all of it out

come on they listen now they listen now no no I know and when they don't listen they get fucking they get mad

when they don't listen they get a DM from somebody they listen yo they talking about you right here yo this part where you talking about you right here. Yo,

this part where he's talking about getting his dick sucked, that was you. He said he got his dick sucked on Wednesday. That had to be you. You didn't post Wednesday. And they come right to you. Hmm. Heard the pod.

No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You heard fucking Jerry 847 exactly Jerry 847 Jerry 847 always

he's a hater jamming something up man and he's definitely a hater that's why I need I mean throw in my joint

for the ghost of bitches past I miss all of you and I gotta stop joking like that cause chicks start starting to think I'm like the toxic. And I got to stop joking like that because chicks start to think I'm like the toxic king and I'm not. Hard to shed your toxic title, man.

You're not? Hell no. I'm one of the healthiest niggas bitches know. I hear that. I'm one of the healthiest niggas that bitches know. No, no, no. You're right. Females know. Yeah, I know. I'm one of the healthiest niggas. One of the healthiest niggas females know. That bitches know. Yeah. No, no, no, no. You right. Females know.

Yeah, I know. One of the healthiest. Wanya, who said you could start this song and drop the drums? Wanya. Hey, Biff. Hey, hold up. Y'all heard that little pretty sound Biff put in the back for Wanya? Hold up.

The little sprinkles. Hold up. Listen. The switch. Here it comes. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. A voice to men battle.

Split them niggas up, let them do it versus What's his name? Don't even remember his name, Z This is Michael No, that's not him This is Michael McMorris That's not him I don't know who this is

I don't know who this is Here comes Sean though Hey! Hey! Don't call Sean right now, man Tell him we're playing four seasons Is this four seasons? Yeah

Four seasons Y'all hope y'all enjoyed the podcast We'll be back same time, same place This weekend Happy holidays to everybody out there, man Ooh, you know what might be a hard mix to this? Somebody got to put that body on this. Body, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy.

You just did. Big butt, little waist, big titties, pretty face, whatever. We're in the podcast with us. Oh, just get the hot speed. Stop texting girls. Stop texting girls. Stop texting girls. I remember those days when you was headed home, so you had to get all your for the day texts out the way.

Literally not texting anyone. Hey, you got to cram them in when you're leaving work. I'm so tired. I think I'm going to go home and just shut it down. Always got to shut it down. I'm going to go straight home and get it right today. It's 5 o'clock. But I worked so much today.

Yeah, I'm going home and shut it straight down. I probably won't be by my phone for the rest of the night. You ain't here to hear Sean stack the background vocals Da da da da da da da Like yo, put seven Seans behind me You got seven Seans behind me Wait, no, no, Sean's trying to get a hold of this dude, look I'm a kinda girl, cause I get to be the big blue box

I'm a kinda girl, cause I get to be the big blue box Yeah, he's trying to stack up the vocals Yeah, Sean Hey yo to stack up the vocals. Yeah, Sean. Hey, yo, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, I bid you adieu. Farewell. Hasta la vista.

Arrivederci. Adios. So long. Goodbye. And all that good stuff. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past. So let's make this one last as if it's all that we have. Again, happy holidays man enjoy your family enjoy the food enjoy the gifts enjoy all of this modern day social construct

that they put here for us to enjoy hope you have a blast oh Jay changed the tone on these niggas. That ain't him. Oh. And he brought in his man. Sean, get that pretty shit out of here. Nah, let's get shit on. I want to shout out to all of our old work, man. Well, except for Rory and Parks. I want to shout out to me and Maul and Erickson and Savon's old work and Alex. Yeah, I miss y'all.

We miss y'all. We hope y'all have a good holiday, too. Y'all fought the good fight. Boyd of dick. Just get a gift and sit your little hot ass down. your little hot ass down. Hope all of you guys get Fenty care packages and all that your heart desires.

I remember we used to have such a blast. Damn, I need that pussy one more time. Let me hit that shit again. That's my pussy. You're not giving my pussy away, are you? Y'all never get it that bad. Asking a woman.

Oh, they too mature. You giving it away? Yeah, you giving away zaddies. You giving away zaddies. You giving away zaddies. You're not giving away zaddy shit, are you? Nobody did that,

right? Not you, not you, of course not you. Of course not. Erickson, Savon, Alex,

room full of men. I don't call myself zaddy, but. What'd you call yourself? What's the little pet name you gave yourself? I don't give myself a pet name,

Joe. Come on. I know. What'd they give you? Close it. No. Come on, please. I don't have a pet name, Joe. Come on. I know. What'd they give you? Close it. No. Come on, please. I don't have a pet name, man.

Boo. I don't have one. All right, man. We'll be back. Happy holidays. Enjoy yourself. Stay safe, but stay dangerous. You know the vibes.

Airhorn, and we out. out.