The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 410 | "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

The guys jump into this episode by revisiting DaniLeigh’s “Yellow Bone” song and reviewing her apology in addressing colorism (29:20). Joe shares his hot take on One Night in Miami (33:25), Trey... Songz gets into a fight with a police officer (40:02), and Ace Hood reveals why he left DJ Khaled’s label in a new Drink Champs interview (43:35). Venture capital firms have approached Clubhouse founders in leading its next round of funding at a $1 billion valuation (53:15). LEGO & Universal announce their new deal in launching a new music video making app for children (1:40:33), and City Girls & DaBaby join BRS Kash on the new “Throat Baby” remix. Finally, after an exciting weekend of playoff madness, the guys share their Super Bowl picks (2:18:00). Sleeper Picks  Joe | Eric Bellinger & Hitmaka - “Only You”   Rory | Oranj Goodman - “LSD.Wav//Scream Out Loud”    Mal | Ye Ali - “Signs” (Ft. Lyfe Harris)    Parks | Bun B & LE$ - “How It Go”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mic check, mic check, one, two, one, two. All right, we got a really special episode today. We do? Yeah, man, I just found out. This is our second to last episode in this beautiful, beautiful place, man. Oh. I had no idea because a few weeks ago
Starting point is 00:00:17 when I was talking to Parks, he put his dick on the table. He was like, no, I'm moving, but I'm gonna stay in this place too. I'm gonna have three cribs. I'm gonna stay as long as I need to. you know i mean landlord know my name i do i do remember that conversation he said all of that he said yo my name my name parks v i did somebody knock on this door tell me we gotta go i might have my fiance move first lamp over here mix a new gift album
Starting point is 00:00:41 christmas album early now like He said all of those things. Savon, you remember, right? Of course you do. Was you there for that, Maul? Was that before you rode home that day? Probably. Rory, you was there for some of that, right? I remember.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Today, he was a lot more humble. No. No, no, no, it was. It was a lot more humble today. Today, it was. And he tried to sneak it in. Yeah. Yeah, play with your fucking beard.
Starting point is 00:01:05 He tried to sneak it in, too, today. I don your fucking beard. He tried to sneak it in too today. I don't care if Maul and Rory don't help me out. I'm here today to kill niggas by myself. No, no, no, you get your shit on. By myself. Get your shit on.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Parks tried to sneak it in today. He was like, hey y'all, man, really sad today. Why, Parks? He tried to quietly, but just. Yo, this is the second to last yo this is the second to last
Starting point is 00:01:25 this is the second to last episode nigga I'm in my head doing math now damn alright what's the day Tuesday minus the Thursday delete the days
Starting point is 00:01:32 oh it's only one part left you carried the one well why he didn't just say hey it's only one part left he tried to confuse me yeah now my life coach already told me
Starting point is 00:01:40 that when the devil try to confuse you your life coach it's a trick yes a life coach okay I didn't a trick yes a life coach okay i didn't know you had a life coach you won't deflect on me i do that's big bro uh so black woman okay big sis say something now white boy i said big sis say something say something now
Starting point is 00:01:57 it's a black woman that i'm supporting through the pandemic who was having a hard time out there huh okay so i don't know about the last part but that just i was gonna say actually i think her business is her business was booming she actually probably became a life coach yeah because when i was down in the dumps and i was like yo come through she said yo zoom at four i said excuse me no no no i'm not zooming you my problems back to you parks and r, you have the same life, coach. So you're going to let this nigga talk shit? And you're going to talk shit? I sent you something through.
Starting point is 00:02:30 I'm here to take it. Okay. Back to Parks. So he has me carrying the days over. He talks all this shit. He's got to get out of here. Cool. Parks V don't hold.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I don't have to get out of here. Parks V, the name don't hold the weight that we thought it held. It does. They don't respect Parks on the block? If it ain't a versus. I can say here. Listen, maybe if there's no sound to fix. I would just like
Starting point is 00:02:52 to move to the nicer apartment. Is parks valuable if there is no audio? Questions the internet is asking. Well, I don't know. I never mix it up for my neighbors. I don't know. To the other landlord
Starting point is 00:03:05 your landlord don't have a sound cloud now what you don't know that i don't that's true he might i don't know that what do you gentlemen have to say about that anything anything nothing anything nothing it was put on me abruptly i'm still processing come on give it to me still processing that we're gonna have to leave the dojo? Yeah. To a new, better dojo. Was that racist? Is dojo racist?
Starting point is 00:03:29 No. No. You got to be careful these days. Yeah. Why do some words just sound like they're going to get us in trouble? Everything, because everything gets you in trouble. That monk word, y'all really fucked me up that that's totally legal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Yeah. Because I was thinking of Muli. All right. Now you know what's the rules. Muli is racist. Yes. Absolutely. But monk sounds like Muli. All right, now you know what's the worst. Muli's racist. Yes, absolutely. But Monk sounds like
Starting point is 00:03:49 Muli's cousin. It could be. Monk shouldn't be all right. Who said that that was okay? It's a culture, I believe. Oh. I think it's like a position.
Starting point is 00:03:58 This is not a cultural podcast, thank God. It's a position in the culture. Back to Parks. What do you guys think of Parks? Come on. I think that, eh,
Starting point is 00:04:07 I like change. Yeah, it's going to be nice. Yeah, I like this place. I do too. The new place is bad. What if the chemistry
Starting point is 00:04:14 isn't good there? It will be. What if Parks doesn't sage it properly? Oh, I'm going to sage. We haven't been there yet. I'm going to do quite a bit of saging.
Starting point is 00:04:20 No, Parks, you know he parks on sage. So then Parks said, because I said, well, is it dope? Is the pod space dope?
Starting point is 00:04:27 Because we're not going to live there. Him and his beautiful fiance are going to live there. Yes. So I asked him if the pod space was dope. He started telling me about the amenities. The configuration. The backyard. Oh my God. The granite in there.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Boy, the granite. I think he said to die for it. Exquisite. Oh, my God. The granite in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, boy, the granite. I think he said to die for it. Exquisite. Oh, the patios. Yeah. I'm like, yo, how is the pod space? Yeah. More beautiful than this one.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Oh, the bathrooms there, the piping molding. How is the pod space? It's beautiful. I think this room is 18 feet. This one is even more beautiful, but it's 15 feet. Whoa, buddy. I'm no mathematician. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I didn't go to Stanford. Or Harvard. Or Harvard. Or Stanford. What's the other one? There's another one. Hampton. Hampton is the HBCU, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:23 It's okay. Just keep going. It's still prestigious. Yeah, yeah Yeah yeah yeah Still What's the other one Boston College Okay Now you're just going
Starting point is 00:05:29 Somewhere else Now you're just naming cities That's not good Prestigious too I don't know I'm pretty sure It's a prestigious place That's a WBCU
Starting point is 00:05:37 Don't do that Yeah Definitely a WBCU That's WBCU Maul seems like the type That would say he went To the school of hard knocks In a conversation
Starting point is 00:05:43 He's definitely said that before And he went to the school of hard knocks in a conversation. He's definitely said that before. And he went there. Funny shit is he went there. Definitely did. Never said that stupid shit in my life. Graduated from the school of hard. Listen. You guys took it that way.
Starting point is 00:05:57 You see what I'm doing, Rory? Six minutes in and Rory's saying the school of hard. Listen, if you want to interpret it that way, that is your brain. I'm no man, the magician. My shit was hard as hell on FaceTime the other night. Yo. And I'm the one saying it.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Yeah, we didn't need that. We just didn't need that. We didn't need that. No, I'm just saying, sometimes you got a little more dip on your chip than normal. I'm just saying, we didn't need that. I looked at that screen. I was like, wait, hold up, nigga, it's me.
Starting point is 00:06:21 But I am happy to hear at your age that you can still, that can still happen for you. Hold up, what you It's me. But I am happy to hear at your age that you can still... I'm me still. That can still happen for you. Hold up. What you saying? We ain't together. What's wrong with this dude? Yeah!
Starting point is 00:06:32 Back to you, Parks. Let's go. Look at all the blood I can get to rush here. 15 feet. Sick now. Nigga's taking the pills for the FaceTime. No, that's fucking insane. Yeah, that's crazy if you did that.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Not me. That's crazy. Not me. That's crazy. That's crazy if you did that not me not me that's crazy if you did that not me that's crazy if you hit the bathroom before that move not me not me back to you parks 15 feet is smaller than 18 feet. Ta-da! But it's wider. You can't trick me. Aha. It's wider. Who gives a fuck? Aha.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Specifically. How did he manage to move us into a smaller pod place, but his fiance into a beautiful big house? And why we might- I'm so confused. Nigga, we your fiance. What is going on here? No, I'm not his fiance. No, no.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I'm getting tight. no no i'm getting tight no i'm getting tight do we get do we get the master bedroom for potting right yeah sure why the fuck y'all ain't in the basement bitch because the basement's shoving us down into my little patio down there nigga we good yeah look is it water to pour it's water significantly erickson does that matter? Does that part matter? The width of it, huh? This width is perfectly fine. Been in this shoebox for years.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Made an empire. Only made the hottest fucking pod in the world. JVP, aka number one wherever we go. That is actually a fact. Gunshot. If you can find it on the news. What is this new configuration Joe has a very
Starting point is 00:08:06 overwhelming there's this shit you know what I mean about my configuration you're reconfiguring ew that's not so aggressive what the hell is
Starting point is 00:08:15 oh we gotta put some effects on that or something I like that so I upgraded my laptop the other day okay I did whatever they said
Starting point is 00:08:23 I have no idea what they said I got 90 pop up screens I still have no idea what they said. I got 90 pop-up screens. I still have no idea what they said. Yeah. I got some shit, Siri beer or burr
Starting point is 00:08:29 or whatever it is. You should have done it. But yeah, I did it and then my DJ app wouldn't work so then I had to fucking pay for it. Ugh. That's nasty. And now I got this new version
Starting point is 00:08:38 of some shit that I don't even know how to work. No, I'm getting anxiety looking at that. Yeah, no. That's very overwhelming. This is crazy. I need an ear horn.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah, this is like a set up that only parks get on the scene. No, it looked a little hectic for me so I'm not going to hold that. Yeah, no. That's very overwhelming. This is crazy. I need an air horn. Yeah, this is like a set up that only Parks can understand. No, it looked a little hectic for me, too. I'm not going to hold you. Oh, my God. New Joe Biden. Not too bad, though. I see what they did there. Anyway, so yeah, off of that, back to him.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Gentlemen, we're moving into a smaller pod space somehow because Parks doesn't care about us. It's the same size. He's moving into a bigger space. We are downgrading. No, we're moving to a wider. So it may feel like a bigger room. It's the same square footage No, we're building a squad. So it makes it feel like a bigger room. It's the same square footage.
Starting point is 00:09:07 It actually might be a little bit bigger square footage. Yeah, see? I mean, you could have taken us on a tour. I tried. Showed us a picture. I tried. I showed pictures. FaceTimed us.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Here's the new digs, fellas. Parks didn't even FaceTime us when he got there. Walked through. Parks could care two fucks about us. Listen, I think we should just go to malls for the LED lights. Corey, it reminds me of when you co-op a deal in Monopoly and you see your man get up. And now he gets up and it's his job to kill you. I feel like Parks is trying to kill us.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I'm not. No. I'm trying to put us in a better space. Yeah, I believe that. I'm rolling with that part. We're going to get there and you're going to kill us. I'm not. No. I'm trying to put us in a better space. Yeah, I believe that. I'm rolling with that part. I just told him. We're going to get there and you're going to love it.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I just told him last week that we have over 300 employees back there. That's true. If you knew some of the things I was asking for
Starting point is 00:09:57 at these negotiation tables, you would want to put us in the house. We can't appear smaller. It's workspace. We're already fitting 300 people in a 15-foot room. True. Yeah, duh.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Mic check, mic check. One, two, one, two. Mic check. One, two, one, two. Will these fit? They could. Oh no, I ain't playing No, when my mind's fucked up I just don't care at all I just hope you'll pick up When it's two or three Girl, I'm way too drunk
Starting point is 00:10:38 I just don't care at all I just hope you'll pick up When it's two or three And I hope you do It might do it automatically when you hit stop. I don't even see this stop button. It's cool. We got to work on that. See? No, it didn't. That's not what I was looking for.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Oh, he changed the tempo so loud. That's what it did. Oh. How did it go? Just now. I'm looking for when the record is slowing down not stopping oh not that oh i'm looking for the dragged out version of that happy wednesday let's rock out there pull up on me baby baby, with everything off
Starting point is 00:11:46 Tonight it's all about you, oh yeah One-on-one, baby, all night Sex game strong, yeah Girl, I've been too excited Going by the head all wrong I need to step it up, yeah And turn them lights off Bring your body here to me
Starting point is 00:12:06 You know I like learning We gon' break the beat, we gon' break the beat You gon' get this hit, girl, just spread your legs I know you like it And girl, I love your perfume, yeah Girl, it's all about you, let's light this fire up If it's room for two, baby, can I Keep you in my
Starting point is 00:12:31 Can I, can I Alright, I guess we got a part at some point Can I Keep you in my In my world No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Number one wherever we go Number one music podcast on Apple Number one podcast or 10 on SoundCloud You know the vibes And here we are I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host
Starting point is 00:13:30 Joe Button here with a few of my nearest and dearest Brother Maul is here A.K.A. Rasheed Sunflower A.K.A. King Zaza A.K.A. Young Stanford Young Stanford and son Huh? What's the problem?
Starting point is 00:13:44 Huh? You got that Zaza? Zaza to the mata How you doing, man? Good, Huh? What's the problem? Huh? You got that Zaza? Zaza to the mata How you doing man? Good man What's the problem? Oh shit It look like you trying To take the Scully crown from me
Starting point is 00:13:52 Why you say that? Cause that's another nice Scully He's been on Scully And you for a while I know I know It's fine Only Maul gets braids
Starting point is 00:13:58 To not show them Cause that's just saucy Just gotta give him A little snippet Yeah You know Scully Pull a Scully up when he not outside. It's cold.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Maul, are you trying to take the title of best dress potter in the game? Honestly. I feel like you guys could miss every episode. No. Oh. I just now noticed that Maul be looking nice. Like, I don't be looking at Maul. What the fuck am I looking at Maul about?
Starting point is 00:14:24 I'm just... It's good to see you though He gets the full body look in the frame Who's your hair braider My homegirl Camilla Do you sleep with her No Do you sit between her legs when she does it
Starting point is 00:14:35 No she works in a shop I sit in a chair Oh so you sit in a chair Yes Does she ever rub up against you No Alright What's wrong with you
Starting point is 00:14:44 I'm asking No I'm asking. No. I'm glad I don't have braids anymore. They took that away from us. No, I mean, you can find a girl that you can fuck with They got us in chairs now.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Why would I get braids? Specifically, you wanted to be on those steps. You want to sit in a crotch? Yeah. This guy's sitting in a chair. You're a loser. I'm sick, he says.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Okay, yeah, I'm sick. Parks is here, eh, Parks? Yo, what type of loser shit is that? Sitting in a chair? Yeah, a loser. I'm sick, he says. Parks is here, eh, Parks? Yo, what type of loser shit is that? Sitting in a chair? Yeah, to get braids. Get on the floor. Yeah, sit in the crotch. Gotta feel that warm undercarriage.
Starting point is 00:15:12 You would have never been in a 90s music vid. Undercarriage is fucking crazy. You would have never made a 90s music vid, ever. Why you say that? Because that's what they did. That's true. Sat on the stoop. I mean, if I have a girl that knows how to braid and I'm fucking with her, I sit between
Starting point is 00:15:23 her legs, but this is my homegirl. Shout out to Camilla. Got it. Use promo code Maul. Anytime you get your hair braided. You have to sit in a chair to get braids. You know what's in the crotch? Parks is here.
Starting point is 00:15:35 How you doing, Parks? I'm chilling. How you feeling? Real good. Real good. Good to see you, man. Likewise. Always.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Where does small talk go after that? Come on. What's next? That's when we get on to the next. Just move on. All right, Rory's here. Rory's here. Hey, Rory.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Crazy weather we're having. Rory's been out being a little hooty patootie. You know, allegedly. Where? No. You was hooting? No. No, you was.
Starting point is 00:15:59 It is a pandemic, Joe. I would never be out in the streets. No, you got the antibodies now. You're good. And I put a Scully on. Well, when Martha came through to clean my crib, she put a Michael Kors watch in my bedroom. And then I saw it one night and I was petrified. I had a whole anxiety attack when I walked in my bedroom.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Oh, my God. I'm broke. That's been a dream this whole time. I was in a dream this whole time. I was at a heart attack. Looking for the remote. Seen a Michael Kors watch on the dresser. I said, ah! What is this?
Starting point is 00:16:35 I started thinking, jogging my memory. Did I fuck with a girl with a Michael Kors watch? Started jogging my memory. Remember, Rory was here the other day. You've definitely fucked with a girl
Starting point is 00:16:44 with a Michael Kors watch. I hit Rory up when it was hot, though. When it was a thing? 2011? Christmas on Twitter? That was way, that was way. No, the time I'm talking about is before that. So you, 2011, I thought shit was shady already. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Like, I had an ex that had, like, when it first came out, she copped. So I'm talking about oh six seven look at you being a hipster for the chicks that wore no i know six oh seven i thought that was a thing i thought it was a thing it was it wasn't well it wasn't but it was it was a short-lived thing it was a short stint it was a short-lived thing but anyway i remember rory was at my house and i said oh so i text rory frantically Rory did you leave your Michael Kors watch at my house and he said fuck I was looking for that and I said awesome I felt so much better okay so here it was frantically here I have it here for you oh thank you for giving it to me on the air
Starting point is 00:17:34 this is not a Michael Kors get. Get that poverty out of my sweats. This is an expensive watch. Jesus. Michael Kors. This is not a Michael Kors watch. Put your shit back on, man. You see me shining? Get back whole.
Starting point is 00:17:54 You see me shining? You know what I'm saying? You see my man? I don't mean the blind. Your lens is there, Harrison. So now Rory's been a little hootie patootie. He texted me, invited me out. But I'm a hermit, so I stayed in. But in my mind, I was like, look at Rory stepping out.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Being him. Where's it to go? I mean, I'm a hermit, so I stayed in, but in my mind, I was like, look at Rory stepping out, huh? Being him. Where's it to go? I mean, I can't really tell you that on the air. Oh, you went to one of the bootleg strip club joints?
Starting point is 00:18:11 I mean, you know, allegedly. Might do a little bowling, a little hookah. Oh. Look, it's a secret society. All they ask is, if you're free
Starting point is 00:18:21 anytime you're here this weekend, do you have a friend? Do you want to go out to eat? Yo, you smoke hookah? Yo, what time you got to be back? It's Lucky Strikes, all we ask is trust.
Starting point is 00:18:31 In Times Square. All right, but you had a good time? You had a good weekend? Yeah. Yeah, it was nice to go out and talk to people. It was Lucky Strikes? Allegedly. Allegedly.
Starting point is 00:18:39 I think bowling alleys are allowed to be open. They are? Yeah. They are. You just got to get a little reservation, but you know. That's tough unless you know somebody. Or are somebody. We're thinking about doing Topgolf this weekend.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Topgolf? Yeah. Nice. It's going to be snowy. The one in Jersey? Or is that indoors? It's covered, but it's like, you know, where you got to hit. It's outdoors.
Starting point is 00:18:59 But the whole shit is like heated lamps everywhere. What does that mean when your man say, we're thinking about something, but you ain't thought about it? You're not calling any of us. He has not said a word to us about Topgolf. Who is with Topgolf? Yo, we thinking about. Not me, I'm all the niggas.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Yo, you got to stop that. Hope used to do that shit too. Not all the niggas. What's that stupid game they played that was reserved for the millionaires back when I was broke? That little card game. That little card game. God's Tonk.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Whatever it was they were playing. It's like, yeah, we going was broke. That little card game. That little card game. God's tongue. Whatever it was they were playing. It's like, yeah, we're going upstairs to play a little tongue. I'm not weak. Like,
Starting point is 00:19:30 why are you telling me like I'm weak? I'm not playing that game. But okay, I see you down. You're down with that too. Got it. So y'all,
Starting point is 00:19:36 that's what it really is. Y'all are going to have a great time. Me and homies, yeah. You going to the Trump course? Trump owns Topgolf? I'm not.
Starting point is 00:19:43 I don't know. He owns some golf course. Nah, not Topgolf. Oh, okay. He owns some golf course Nah not Topgolf Oh okay Yeah Alright Cheating is so hard now With camera phones
Starting point is 00:19:50 Duh You just found that out? But these kids have no idea That's all No they do They don't Nobody cares anymore And don't forget about like
Starting point is 00:19:59 The rings The rings and all that shit Cause you're on the ring too Who cares about cheating honestly? Let's have a talk. Are we here today or no? Who cares about cheating? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:11 The women. I could call literally anyone in my phone. And they wouldn't want to be cheated on. That shit doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a myth. It's a myth. Most of the men. It's a myth.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Okay, if you got cheated on, how would you feel? I'm just saying I remember the good old... I would be single. I remember. But you would care That means you care Yeah Do I? Yeah you broke up
Starting point is 00:20:29 I feel like everybody In a relationship Wants to be single Mom Mom I feel like y'all do Secretly Secretly niggas
Starting point is 00:20:36 Want to be single That's why they cheat Y'all want to act single But y'all don't want Nobody to fuck y'all queen Yeah You can't play the game like that. No, don't play the game like that.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Let that queen roam, because she got some niggas she want to fuck too. Don't get it twisted. Listen, women are great at cheating. Just don't let me find out, and I'm cool. Because nobody cares. It's all a myth. Nobody cares about me cheating on them. I care.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Y'all don't know the pain. I care enough to just not want to know. Well, no. Like, get your shit off. Y'all don't know the pain. I care enough to just not want to know. Well, no. Like, get your shit off. Just don't. Do a really, really good job. Yeah. Be thorough.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Y'all don't know how great it was to cheat without camera phones back in the day. Because that was really awesome. You guys don't know the pleasure of the Walkman. We've talked about that 90 million times here. You guys don't know the joy of finding the person you're stalking right there in the white pages. I was on board with Walkman. Yo, here you go.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Right here in the white pages You just searched my first name too? You were sick with it Ashley's in here somewhere Where's she at a common name? Listen, and you dialed them all up It's right there on page 239 And they sent the white pages right to your door
Starting point is 00:22:03 And those are the days When if you was unemployed Your mom told9 And they send the white pages right to your door Oh can I ask And those are the days when If you was unemployed Your mom told you to go get the yellow pages And that was the worst Oh my god You circling shit This sounds like a good job Get the fuck out
Starting point is 00:22:15 I'm not going to this shit That's funny Since you guys are older than me The yellow pages was 9 million pages Of just yellow shit Small text Yeah it was It was crazy
Starting point is 00:22:23 How did you guys cheat with house phones? Oh, that was easy. You guys are older than me. I had a cell phone by the time. What are you talking about? That was easy. It was easy to cheat with a house phone. I was a kid, kid.
Starting point is 00:22:33 But what number did you give Shorty? You give her the house phone. I still remember my first house phone number. But if you live with your girl. I think it was 434-4920. That's what I'm talking about. 13, we had a house phone. Okay, so no one ever lived with their girl
Starting point is 00:22:48 and had a house phone. And not a cell phone. Nah. You guys are not that young. If you live with your girl and I'm too young to have lived with a girl and had a house phone. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:22:59 What? No way. Yeah, no. I thought you guys were older than I thought. But I had girlfriends when house phones existed. I didn't live with the girl.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I'm talking about living with a girl. What number are you giving to the girl? Well, you can live with a girl now and still have a house, a landline, but you
Starting point is 00:23:13 don't give nobody that number. That's just for bill collectors. Talking about when you give Shorty the number and she call it and you live with
Starting point is 00:23:18 your wife. Why are you doing that? I'm asking. No, you wouldn't. 30 years old. I don't fucking know how y'all did it. You would just meet them somewhere. No, you wouldn't. No, you just meet them somewhere. 30 years old. I don't fucking know how y'all did it.
Starting point is 00:23:25 No. You just meet them somewhere. No, you had a fucking beeper. Or a two-way. Or you hit the- Beat me to code, don't you? Beat me your number. Beat me a code.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Or you Star Six Nine, Six, Star Six Seven. Is that how you blocked it? Yeah. Yeah, Star Six Seven. Yeah, we need to bring back chicks all beeping you to 143, man. That brightens my day. You used to like that? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:23:44 You know what I meant. You used to run right? Come on, man. You know what I meant. You used to run right to the phone, right? Let's start this. Let's start the pod. Watching Joe rush to a pay phone would be fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I'm sure there is something important that we have to discuss that they need our cultural opinion on. Well, I mean, we can start with uh let's dedicate this episode to larry king broadcasting legend yeah uh and kobe and gg
Starting point is 00:24:13 bryan along with everyone else who lost their lives this time last year let's say their names please because it's a lot of them kobe bryan gianna bryan john alderbelly, Carrie Alderbelly, Alyssa Alderbelly, Christina Mosser, Sarah Chester, Peyton Chester, and Ara Zobion. Rest in peace to everybody that was a part of that really tragic helicopter crash this time last year. Yeah. Yeah, rest in peace. Yeah, 100% rest in peace.
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Starting point is 00:24:52 None other than Cash App And with that said Let's critique some culture Quick question before we start How do y'all dress at the airport Based on where you're traveling to Or where you're leaving from I try to do a nice blend of that.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Okay. I dress New York. Depends on where I'm going. If I'm going from New York to like Miami, then I'm going to wear sweats. I'm going to light jacket. And I'm going to thug it out.
Starting point is 00:25:19 If I'm headed to Miami, I'm looking like New York. I'm dressed for New York. And when I'm going back to New York, I'm looking like New York. So New York all the way. When you're in Miami, I'm looking like New York. I'm dressed for New York. And when I'm going back to New York, I'm looking like New York. So New York all the way. When you're in Miami, you're dressed like New York. Because the people in the airport need to know what time it is, honestly.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Joe wore a scully the whole time he was in Miami. It was 90 degrees. So yeah, my bad, Joe. I'll disrespect you. I didn't mean to disrespect you like that. I was doing a photo dump over the weekend. I saw that. No, we saw it.
Starting point is 00:25:46 How did it feel? Cathartic? Did you feel like a baddie? He was going down memory lane. Why are you doing that? I'm just asking you what you was doing. Posting a photo dump.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Okay. That's memory lane, right? I didn't know males were allowed to do that. I did it. What are we allowed to do? Nothing. We can't like pictures. We can't leave comments. We can't like... What are we allowed to do on social media? Nothing. What are men allowed to do?
Starting point is 00:26:05 We can't like pictures. We can't leave comments. We can't like, what are we allowed to do on social media? We can't have joy. I did a photo dump and everybody thought that I was suicidal and about to die. Really? And I didn't know that. Because you were dumping photos?
Starting point is 00:26:16 Yeah. I didn't take it that way. I didn't at all. What the fuck? What's wrong with you? I was actually like, hey, these are some nice photos. I thought that was pretty cool too. Yeah, I thought they were nice.
Starting point is 00:26:26 You all right? Corey? What you was doing, man? These are some nice photos I thought that was pretty cool too Yeah I thought they were nice You alright? Corey? What you was doing man? Hey what was the secret code behind that? Found the last Molly in the corner What was you doing man? Just a photo dump Just a photo dump huh? That's it
Starting point is 00:26:37 Get that shit off It's trying to be seen That's it I gotta start paying attention to Joel's social media I don't be paying attention to you like that anymore There's nothing to look at No I gotta watch I gotta watch what you be doing.
Starting point is 00:26:45 They unverified me on Twitter the other day. Oh, God. They took my verification away. I think Joe Biden had enough. How is that even possible? I'm telling you what happened. For real?
Starting point is 00:26:56 Yes. They took it from me. Then I had to feel like the shallow dude to send a text like, yeah. Yo, y'all. Yo, Jack.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Yo, shit crazy. I never y'all. Yo, Jack. Shit crazy. I never even knew they shoot. Yo, Jack. Yo, Jack, you gonna put that check back? I never knew they could do that. It was hitting me like, damn, after you big Jack up, that's what he gonna do? Strip you with your verification and another dude here he come.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yo, I thought you was named DJ Verified. How they unverify verified? Yeah, you can't have that name no more. Nah, they put it back though. Look at you. Come on, man. I've never been verified. I don't know that feeling.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Come on, man. Exposed her to the real. Now she hate lames. Get your shit off. Did you get the attention of the young lady you were trying to with your photo dump? One of the girls, that's what I was about to trying to with your photo dump? One of the girls.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Well, that's what I was about to say. During my photo dump, one of the girls I think is cute commented on one of the pics. She's like, oh, so maybe you could dress one day. Backhanded compliment. You had to take that. I thought she might have thought I was fly all this time, but she doesn't. Just that one pic, she thought you looked good. Did you get a lot of fire emojis and heart eyes?
Starting point is 00:28:09 I don't know, because it's hard to even check now. It's hard to even see what's going on. Too poppin'. I'm not doing this with y'all. DM said that. I said y'all, as in y'all. Dwights. I'm not like Maul, where y'all means something different.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Y'all means y'all too. Now, with that said, where do y'all want to different. Y'all means y'all too. Now, with that said, where do y'all want to start? Mall. Yes. Well, first of all, the internet says I owe Ashanti an apology.
Starting point is 00:28:30 That's probably true. I'm not apologizing to Ashanti. Yeah, I found what that energy was stemming from. I saw you perpetuating a narrative. I didn't understand
Starting point is 00:28:39 what that clip had to do with this. Nah, it was a little spice for Ashanti. I was trying to figure it out. I thought it maybe was a song that didn't happen or something but i remember back then because that was the thing because you was like you know it was it was a little tension and on that episode and then after you know but i only live and die on the side of the music i don't care about yeah but it was personal interactions but for you to come in here and
Starting point is 00:29:01 say that you you still felt like he should want that It was like I didn't feel that way But you know she did But I think that people Were talking about How I executed the point People just say that I speak harshly I don't know
Starting point is 00:29:11 And I never want to sound like Yeah I get what you mean I'm directing something At a person No no no I get it We never want to sound like that Thanks to both of those ladies For an amazing battle
Starting point is 00:29:19 Yes But now listen A lot of other outlets Have avoided Have avoided This really important Colorist conversation that needs to be had. We won't run from it, y'all. Okay. Rory, what you doing?
Starting point is 00:29:33 I'm running. We will attack this conversation head on. Who better to do it than two white guys and me and Maul? Parks, what do you think? Who else is going to get to it? Bucks made the Super Bowl. That's what we're here for. What do you think? Who else is going to get to it? Bucks made the Super Bowl. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Now, Danny Lay apologized for something that we inaccurately reported on last week. Well, not inaccurately reported on. We didn't care. Yeah, we just thought that was fucked up.
Starting point is 00:30:02 You can't say protect black women and then say you don't care about this. No, I get it. You can't do that. I understand. So speak to it. Tell them where you were wrong. Well, I think I didn't care Yeah we just But that was fucked up You can't say protect black women And then say you don't care about this No I get it You can't do that I understand So speak to it Tell them where you were wrong Well I think
Starting point is 00:30:09 I didn't listen back But I believe I said If this is just Another line in a song I didn't realize It was a whole back story And it was real things Well there was
Starting point is 00:30:17 One big part of this story Last week As I was explaining it That I left out Which was She's white. Danny Lay is not white. That is not a white woman.
Starting point is 00:30:34 White? Where you get that from? She tricked me with the whole Lay thing. She's not white. Is she? Then what is she? I thought she was Dominican. She's white and Dominican. But then she's Dominican. And she's not white is she then what is she was dominican she's white and dominican but then she's dominican and she's white i didn't know that but that's the problem no no well from what i'm hearing there were uh the the baby and his baby mother were together
Starting point is 00:31:01 a black woman a black woman a black queen queen. Yes. And they were trying to make it seem like Danny Lay was sending shots at his baby mother in the record. So we didn't have that information. We didn't know. We were just talking about a song. So, you know. That's just what I'm reading. Everybody started adding me and they were giving me more information.
Starting point is 00:31:22 So I still don't know. So now how do you feel? She apologized. Oh, if she did that, then that's foul apologized she apologized she walked it back after after enough of the backlash but bad timing yeah yeah if she did that that was bad timing that was that was bad bad timing to send shots colorist shots in a song in music right now right rory listen prayers to everyone involved. Smart. This guy's good. Yeah, prayer hands.
Starting point is 00:31:48 That's all. But is this, I mean, I don't know. All right, come on. Who dropped the album? Who wants to drop the album? Anything. Who wants to drop?
Starting point is 00:31:57 Who has some fire to put out? Yeah, you can't hug nobody no more, man. They're trying to Drake snippet us. Are they? Again? Getting me a little excited.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Oh, play it. Get a cease and desist in our way. It's okay. It's okay to miss me. It's okay to say that you made me miss you. Yo, turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up.
Starting point is 00:32:23 I'm not doing that no more. I'm tired of the snippets. I'm not running to the snippets no more and the nigga recording in the studio and posting it. I'm not doing that no more. I wasn't done yet. Just give me the album. I was just trying to get us out of that topic.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Roy, you got us in the topic. Yeah. You know, out of the last topic. Let's not talk about Drake no more until his album comes out. Let's not talk about him even after his album comes out. You can't do that. Why? Because what if it's really good?
Starting point is 00:32:54 Oh, it's going to be really good. But let's just be different from everybody. Let's not say a word. Let's just let the music talk. It's going to look like hate. No. Okay. What the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:33:04 We got a part to do, buddy. Hey, there's a reason they talk about the Cowboys on here. The World Series be on, they be like, Will Dak re-sign? Facts. That's true. The whole first take is about the Cowboys. That is true.
Starting point is 00:33:22 That's true. They've been in the playoffs in a decade. Yeah, no, it's fucked up. Okay. Here we are, back in 2021 with another hot take. I got one for you. I got one for you. So, this weekend I stayed home, got a lot of R&R, caught up on some rest, didn't go anywhere, kind of avoided the phone, didn't do any chatty house really. I just stayed home alone, laid in bed, ordered Uber Eats and watched movies, right?
Starting point is 00:33:46 Caught up on all the shit I didn't want to, that I wanted to see. Sure. And this is why it's good to do that. Finally got around to that one night in Miami. Which night? The movie, Amazon Prime. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:34:03 One night in Miami. Mm-hmm. Has everyone here seen that movie? I think I asked y'all that last week when I didn't see it. Which night? The movie, Amazon Prime. Oh, okay. One Night in Miami. Has everyone here seen that movie? I think I asked y'all that last week when I didn't see it. Haven't seen it yet. Haven't seen it yet. Yes, I've seen it. I'm going to say it.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Say it. Erickson, you saw that movie? Savon? Nobody? Before your hot take, prayers to everyone involved. In the movie? It's a movie. Anyone involved with the movie?
Starting point is 00:34:31 More. Is it, was it just me? They're going to kill me for this. But I'm going to say it. We got to take this pot to the next level. Was it just me? Or was Malcolm X a vibe killer i'm asking a serious question mo did you see this movie yes that nigga killed the vibe in my living room what the fuck was he on yo so it faced me with a really important question as
Starting point is 00:35:08 i'm watching this yo who would i have been this is good that i know who you are in 2021 right now parks where all y'all are saying who would y'all have been if just picked up and placed in a different time i believe we're nothing but our name and our identity. Everything else is, we're nothing, right? Sure. So I'm watching this movie. Sam Cooke, what a beautiful voice. Just came from the club trying to make the whites dance.
Starting point is 00:35:36 They wasn't feeling it. He boogie. I'm out, man. We've all been there. Y'all can't dance good anyway. Wait, we've been there from a performance point like alright that crowd wasn't into it
Starting point is 00:35:46 alright I got my second half I'm out don't give spoilers but Sam Cooke Chef Rory but Sam Cooke was trying to bridge the racial gap
Starting point is 00:35:55 through music I could see how he was happy in that mission he was chilling right yeah okay
Starting point is 00:36:03 I'm following you Jim Brown best running back in the world He was chilling, right? Yeah, okay. I'm following you. Jim Brown. Best running back in the world. Hey, he's about to give up the game and pursue acting. What a joyous time in his life. And Muhammad Ali, what needs to be said? Muhammad Ali just finished beating somebody up,
Starting point is 00:36:22 didn't like how the contrast was going, wanted to convert to the nation of Islam and all that. They all get together and say, let's go to Miami. Here comes this nigga Malcolm X. Who the fuck invited him to Miami of all the places? He came there angry at everybody. Muhammad Ali invited him. Nigga screamed at Jim Brown the whole time. Cursed Sam Cooke out.
Starting point is 00:36:41 He tried to fight Sam Cooke. He tried to fight Sam Cooke. He tried to fight Sam Cooke. They in Miami for one night. Live to Muhammad Ali, yo, the nation of Islam. Come on, we out. Yo, so I'm sitting there saying, if I was there, I would have told Malcolm X, the chef, shut the fuck up. Those four people would be fucking there.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Sam basically was saying that. Malcolm, hey, what's your name? You got to get to your hotel. No, they was at his hotel. Nigga,
Starting point is 00:37:17 then we out. That was the crazy part. You by the window all night. You brought the federal, the FBI. Fam, you getting out. Yeah. We can get, the FBI. Fam, you getting out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:29 We can get bitches without you. Well, they kind of did. Wait, and Sam Cooke said it. Sam Cooke said, yo, who is this nigga? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does he do? No, look at us. Look, y'all.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah. And him. Yeah. I get it. I feel you. That's it, man. I feel you. Sam it man I feel you Sam Cooke felt the same way come on y'all give me some input
Starting point is 00:37:47 after all that I just gave you come on give me something I love Malcolm X that's funny I can see in Miami in Miami though an R&B singer an athlete
Starting point is 00:37:56 athlete actor and a boxer yeah alright let's do today's version if me wait which one would you be Saquon Barkley All right, let's do today's version. If me... Wait, which one would you be? Saquon Barkley.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Who else? Trey. Huh? Trey Songz. LeBron. Let's get Drake over there. In that case, you would be the Malcolm X in the room. Well, I wouldn't be invited. Who the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:38:23 That's why they didn't invite me to Bahamas. And why is he so angry all the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is this? Them niggas keep going to Bahamas like I don't like it there.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Yeah. No invite for you? And Topgolf. That's true. And Topgolf. That's true. Yeah. That's right there.
Starting point is 00:38:38 I could meet y'all. But what did you think about the movie though? It was cool. Okay. I mean, it'd been great If they'd have shut Malcolm X's ass up a little more I had an hour of Malcolm X talking
Starting point is 00:38:50 And peeking out of windows Yeah but you saw what he was trying to do I thought that movie was cast great The people that played those characters Did a great job I thought it was really cast well Really good job Shout out to Regina King
Starting point is 00:39:01 Shout out to Regina King She did an amazing job directing this Yeah Okay well I'm glad you saw it Well thank you Shout out to Regina King Shout out to Regina King She did an amazing job Directing this Yeah Okay Well I'm glad you saw it Well thank you It's you guys' turn Say something
Starting point is 00:39:11 I Somebody say something Please Anything Elton John versus I have prayers For everyone involved Joe
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yes They can't They can't give their input On black culture Conor McGregor Alright Alright Conor McGregor To cursing out All right. We're going to get Conor McGregor.
Starting point is 00:39:25 A colorist conversation to cursing out Malcolm X. Not anything to say. I'm sorry. Yeah, they can't give their input on that. What the fuck do you want me to say here? They can't do that. But now they can go crazy. But they don't have to talk about a bunch of stuff that Joe keeps trying to talk about
Starting point is 00:39:38 from Joe's brain. These two white boys got their own brain. Y'all talk about your own white shit. What happened? If JFK and Bruce Springsteen wanted to go to Miami, I would watch the movie. Y'all should watch the movie. I'm going to. No, I'm definitely going to this week.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Definitely going to this week. Saw great reviews. And that was a hilarious take, by the way. What else is happening? All right. Trey Songz is arrested for assaulting an officer at a Kansas City Chiefs game, and the internet had a blast making different memes of Trey Songz putting people in headlocks, right?
Starting point is 00:40:11 Yeah. 20 minutes of hits. Trey Songz is one of the last people to get the memo that famous people can't just go places. Without masks? What caused the altercation? Was that ever reported? From what they were saying,
Starting point is 00:40:26 it was somebody heckling him a few rows back. Okay. Everybody that, from what I saw, they were saying the officer was completely wrong. Like, they're saying
Starting point is 00:40:34 he just basically walked up to Trey and just started talking to him crazy and getting aggressive with him and he wasn't, it was the fans behind him that was heckling him. So, you know, it's one of those situations where I guess an over-aggressive So, you know, it's one of those situations
Starting point is 00:40:45 where I guess an over-aggressive cop, you know. Sounds typical. Yeah, that's what it sounds. But in all fairness, I mean, as far as I can remember,
Starting point is 00:40:53 we never heard about Trey in the news for any type of fighting shit. Yeah, shit like this. This isn't like him. That's not true. I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:41:02 That's not true, though. What was he in? A million stories. In the news? He's like the toughest R&B singer there is. Yeah. No, I never heard about him with police. I heard he could fight for real.
Starting point is 00:41:11 He started the whole tough R&B wave. I'm talking about with police. I'm not talking about with other R&B artists. Oh, no. We didn't hear that one before, but that's not the comment. That's what I'm talking about. I'm just talking about being arrested for fighting a cop or being arrested for fighting, period. I never heard about that with Trey. Him having issues with other R&B singers. Yeah, I'm talking about. I'm just talking about being arrested for fighting a cop or being arrested for fighting period. I never heard about that
Starting point is 00:41:26 with Trey. Him having issues with other R&B singers. Yeah, I'm talking about he's had a reputation of fighting people. He's not the one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Who is he for? It doesn't matter. I'm trying to not highlight it. I keep trying to not speak about it. Don't bring it up then, nigga, if you're going to talk about it. Google it.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Who did he fight? I got to correct you if you're saying he's never had a, I mean, he has. Who did he fight? I'm not talking about shit behind the saying he's never had a, I mean, he has. Who did he fight? I'm not talking about shit behind the scenes. I'm talking about shit that made public news.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Maul, it's Google-able. Yes. The end. It's out there from years ago. Why you can't just say who he had a fisticuffs with? Because I'm not trying to paint that picture of a black man, but that exists. That has nothing to do with this, though. I mean, who cares?
Starting point is 00:42:03 Who cares that he's been in the news fighting? So what? I don't remember it. He's at a game. He's being heckled. The cop comes over and is over-aggressive with him. They get into it. Trey Songz is surprised that somebody's even talking to him.
Starting point is 00:42:12 We've been there before. This is why I'm a slave to my house. Why don't I go nowhere? Over-aggressive cops is a problem. How many people was he with? I'm assuming he was with at least one other person. I mean. We don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:24 He had a football game. He's not at a football game person. I mean. We don't know. He had a football game. He's not in a football game alone. But, yeah, this was crazy. Just to see him choking up a cop like that is crazy. But I get it. I understand. Sometimes these cops are way too aggressive. Yeah, and they're talking crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:37 I'm a grown man at the end of the day. Like, you're not going to talk to me like a child. Is he out? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he's out. Good. Yeah. And the good thing about it
Starting point is 00:42:46 Happened in the football stadium So they're all cameras Right So I'm pretty sure They'll be able to Wrap that one up quick Yeah Football fans are
Starting point is 00:42:55 Fucking annoying them That is true Go to a football game If I'm famous I'm never going into Just sit in a regular Football seat Yeah
Starting point is 00:43:03 Football fans fuck with people That aren't famous during the entire game. Facts. Then you add an R&B singer in there, and I can see that being annoying as fuck for Trey Songz. Yeah, he should have got a little box. I didn't realize Kansas City was the hot spot. I didn't realize niggas were flying to Kansas City for games.
Starting point is 00:43:20 I mean, best team in football. Yeah, I'm watching. I'm flying to Kansas City. That's true. I would fly. Yeah, why not? Well, hopefully this works out and, you know, there's nothing too serious. No severe penalties for this.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Yeah. Hey, did you guys get a chance to watch the drink champs in Ace Hood interview? I did not. Yeah, I saw it. It was good. It was good to hear from Ace Hood. Yeah. He's been quiet, but has kind of thrown things out there, I think, in the past about what went wrong with We The Best and why he went from putting out a fucking hit every minute to kind of just disappearing to some degree.
Starting point is 00:44:00 with We The Best and kind of not talking to him about it which soured the relationship and kind of dissolved the entire We The Best movement which kind of just became the Khaled movement. But the inner politics
Starting point is 00:44:14 of when you move labels around how much that fucks the artist up. Right. And the momentum that you have going on when you have to deal with politic bullshit
Starting point is 00:44:20 in between it. Yeah, I watched this because I like Ace Hood and I never really understood what happened in between it. Yeah, I watched this because I like Ace Hood. And I never really understood what happened in his career. Like, why didn't... Because he had a promise, and it looked good from the first time I remember seeing him. I was like, okay, this dude is different. His sound is different.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Everything Khaled was doing, he obviously had relationships. He can get records from other artists, which he's done. But it never transpired Into what I thought it would be So I definitely watched this It was good I learned a lot About the situation
Starting point is 00:44:51 I learned a lot About Ace Hood And yeah He's still one of my Favorite people man I like him I like Ace Hood He's well spoken
Starting point is 00:44:58 He's articulate I like whenever People from our culture Hip hop When they speak You can tell They're not ignorant they have some type of intelligence and he's just i just like acehood i like the way he carries
Starting point is 00:45:09 himself well let me ask y'all because he was saying that he felt like he was not partners but more or less it was we the best was him and khaled does khaled have to talk to ace Hood when he wants to move distribution between labels? Yes, I believe so. Why? Well, for the reason he said. He's the flagship artist. But that has nothing to do with the distribution of Khaled's label.
Starting point is 00:45:40 No, but it affects him as an artist. And I believe if something affects you in business, then the person that you're in business with should, they should relay that information to you. I don't disagree. I think they should have that conversation as a crew. I'm not mad at that at all. But I don't know if Khaled has to do that. Yeah, that being said, if it is Khaled's label and he is signed to Khaled, he doesn't really have to. That's where I was a little unclear as far as what their business practices were
Starting point is 00:46:06 between the two of them. So you feel like even if it affects you, you don't think he should have had a conversation? He should have had a conversation for sure. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. But he said that, though. He didn't want to know the intricacies in every single thing. He just felt like some type of conversation was warranted. And that's basically what he was saying.
Starting point is 00:46:24 And it wasn't, though, even in that, he that's basically what he was saying and it wasn't even in that he wasn't speaking like he was upset or it was like venom for Khaled he was just like explaining the situation
Starting point is 00:46:33 because Ace Hood doesn't really do a lot of interviews I don't see him and this is one of the bigger platforms so he was just addressing everything
Starting point is 00:46:41 the Meek comparisons you know he said that he avoided that for years because he didn't even want Meek to feel like he had an issue with Meek. So he would avoid it.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Like, you know, people in interviews would ask him and compare it and he would just wave it off. But he finally addressed it and was like, he definitely inspired Meek, Meek Sound for sure.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I would think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, and there's nothing wrong with that. Not at all. As an artist, you pull from other would think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, and there's nothing wrong with that. Not at all. As an artist, you pull from other people. You pull from, you know, inspirations and stuff like that. And, you know, I just like the fact that he finally just admitted to it.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Like, yeah, you know, I definitely inspired that sound. But when he made that record, he said that's what he wanted to do. He wanted to create. Well, he didn't say create new because he has this belief that nothing is new. Everything is just a cycle. Sure. But he said he wanted to just, well, he didn't say create new because he has this belief that nothing is new. Everything is just a cycle. Sure. But he said he wanted to just inspire for that time, that moment, just a new bounce, a new flow, a new sound. And he did that.
Starting point is 00:47:34 He definitely did that. Yeah. He definitely did. And it still works now. That's why I don't understand why he's not making more music. Yeah. I mean, he's still making music. But it's not the
Starting point is 00:47:46 look that it once was it's not cal it's not the big features it's not the big budget videos it's not that but i like ace hood he's still putting out good records and i just like like i said i just like him his demeanor the way he carries carries himself yeah said. Joe, you was moved around a little bit at Def Jam, right? No. A little bit, I guess. Does that fuck with what Ace is saying here? This is speaking from emotion. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:48:20 Khaled don't have to tell Ace Hood nothing. I like Ace Hood. And I understand what he's saying From the emotional aspect of it But If I'm running a business You don't have to tell Ace Hood anything You're an artist
Starting point is 00:48:31 Even if he's the flagship artist He's the one that represents At that time he was the only one That was representing We The Best You don't think that he was Old that conversation? No Okay We the best. You don't think that he was owed that conversation? No.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Okay. Why not? I think he's owed that conversation if there were plans on him continuing to be the flagship artist. I think that at some point Khaled decided that Khaled needed to be the flagship artist for We the Best. And even in that, which may very well be true, but even in that, you don't feel like... And I don't know, by the way. No, no, I'm just saying even if.
Starting point is 00:49:11 And Khaled was always the flagship artist, even when Ace Hood was on every chart ever. Right. No, he wasn't. Khaled was. No, he wasn't. They were all on Khaled's album. It was DJ Khaled.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Ace Hood just happened to always be on the single. Khaled was not the flagship artist of We The Best when Ace Hood and Khaled were releasing music at the same time. That's not true. Whatever year it was. 2010? 11? Somewhere around there. Whatever year it was.
Starting point is 00:49:38 I think Khaled was the flagship by far. What does flagship mean? The main focus. No way. When Khaled was the flagship by far. What does flagship mean? The main focus. No way. When Khaled was on E1? No. Going platinum? Well, that too.
Starting point is 00:49:53 When Khaled was on E1 is what y'all are saying? No, even when Khaled was with Universal and was running around. When Ace Hood put out Bugatti, you're saying Khaled was the flagship artist? Khaled just outperformed what he was ever projected to do, wherever he was, on E1. That's how he got his situation. He didn't have all the attention. He did that.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Ace Hood got all the attention from khaled the label the budgets rick ross the features and all the attention went to ace hood without us knowing how ace hood was going to do khaled just was putting albums out yeah and they kept working and they kept working and when you keep working long enough huge thing you someone approaches you with this situation that says yo dog it's the market share game now. And when you're in the market share game, it's not about one artist. You got to think about mad other shit. So I can understand how Ace felt.
Starting point is 00:50:53 And I love Ace. I love what he stands for. Yeah, I fuck with Ace. I love it. I love his family shit. I just love how he's aged. I love his independent shit. I love how he handled it all.
Starting point is 00:51:01 You didn't even hear a bad word. No. Even in this, he wasn't speaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. independent shit. I love how he handled it all. You didn't even hear a bad word. Even in this, he wasn't speaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, boy, the way he carries himself should be in a museum somewhere.
Starting point is 00:51:10 But, yeah, there was a time where if I'm Ace Hood, I'm real angry about shit and maybe real vocal about things. So hats off to him for how he has conducted himself
Starting point is 00:51:19 this entire time. And hopefully him and Khaled are still cool. I would love to see them get back together like with Khaled where he is today. Yeah. I would love to see what get back together, like with Khaled where he is today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:26 I would love to see what that looks like. On the next Khaled album, I'd love to hear his hood. I mean, they never lost. They never lost. That's true. All they do is win. They only have never lost. So why wouldn't I want to hear that again?
Starting point is 00:51:38 Yeah, but from what he's saying, just the way it was handled through business is what he didn't like. And I understand it like if i'm if i'm the guy over here and you decide to make a move with the the label and the imprint that i'm repping and i'm the only one really repping it outside of you i think that i should be letting on that conversation at least let me know what your plan is if the bad business if you allow bad business to linger it affects nobody but you like it's good to go through some shit feel away but at the end of the day we're not just harboring ill will and resentment no no no no people never it takes too much energy we're not it's not about i'm just saying just looking back at the situation khaled definitely should have let him in on that and i mean looking at it that way
Starting point is 00:52:21 you know that changes the whole trajectory of things that maybe maybe ace hood don't meet his wife yeah like maybe some different things start to happen like everybody don't need the attention and that's how ace hood has always striked me as a guy that yeah i can do this if you place me in the right spot if you put me in the studio, you give me a producer, give me a beat that's going to bang, and I'm going to send this out the park every time. But I don't need that. Like, I can totally go a different route and get back on my fucking Florida root shit. All right, well, either way, man, Asa, we love you.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Friend of the show. We'd love to talk to you and kick it. You know the vibes. That's only been in the works for years and years and years. Shout out to Nori and DJ EFN too. Absolutely. Because that was a really dope guest to have on. Somebody that
Starting point is 00:53:09 you don't really hear from and then they were able to sit down with him and give a real good conversation. So shout out to them. Yeah, definitely. All right, what else is going on? We did it.
Starting point is 00:53:19 You did it, Joe. Chatty House is now evaluated at $1 billion. Let me hear the round of applause somewhere. Good for them. You said we did it? Yeah, we did it. We did it again.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Did what? Made some shit pop? We made some shit pop off. Made a lot of money for someone else. We got a company evaluated at a billion dollars, and it has nothing to do with us. We were used as PowerPoints and fucking do with us we were used as powerpoints and and fucking data points we were used as metrics and y'all still going on we were used as proof of concept we were used for a million things and it worked so yeah round of applause for uh chatty house
Starting point is 00:54:01 let's see let's see what it says club Clubhouse founders Paul and Rohan Seth acknowledge their company's successful series B in a recent blog entitled Welcoming More Voices. Despite the explosive popularity growth that the invite only clubhouse has experienced since debuting last March, Davidson and Seth emphasized that they'd long strived without immediate results to establish a foothold in the social product space. In creating Clubhouse, they decided to give social apps one last try. That's a lie. How so? This app wasn't made for people to be social. What was it made for? This app was made for vcs the app was made for vcs
Starting point is 00:54:49 from all different parts of vc land to have a way to communicate and express ideas with one another uh venture capitalists got you to express ideas and trade little secrets to one another when they maybe weren't supposed to. That's what the app was made for. Oh, really? Yes. I didn't know that. It was not made for us. So when they say we're going to give social apps one last try, it's a lie.
Starting point is 00:55:18 This wasn't rolled out to us in April or March. You never even heard of this in April or March. You never even heard of this in April or March. And prior to that, nobody stepped either one of you and offered you a slot at funding, investing. I assume that conversation had to be in the works for some time. So here we are. They roll this out in March.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Oh, here we go. Let me keep reading. Now some nine months after it's launched the company revealed over the weekend that it had raised another round of funding led again by andresian harrits's andrew chen i don't know what that said hopefully i didn't fuck that up i'm sure i did while the company did not disclose a valuation a source familiar with the matter says that the company is now valued at1 billion, even though it has yet to post the revenue. And that's where you get tricky, buddy. And that is where you're going to need us one day. Yeah, so listen.
Starting point is 00:56:13 So they rolled out in April, targeted the people that they targeted, waited a couple of months, didn't see the reaction from the public that they were hoping to see. And around September, August, September, a couple of months didn't see the reaction from the public that they were hoping to see in around september august september they targeted uh us hip-hop hip-hop culture everything black people gotta come through us black people and what did black people do when they get there the same thing we always do when we get somewhere boy do we make it pop we made it pop as soon as we got there i got there in early October.
Starting point is 00:56:46 It was 10,000 people there. Now there's over 2 million people there in a matter of months. Talk about a scale. That's a nice scale. When I got there in my welcome room, one of the first things I said was, how do we invest? And not only how do we invest, because that's only a luxury provided to the people that can afford to invest if granted the opportunity from some of the white people on uh some of the white vcs right but how will this help the rest of the people some of the people that are not able to invest how does this app feel about black people it's an important time shit it was just nine months ago
Starting point is 00:57:19 every company in the world told us black people were really important some of that was just lip jargon from some of you. Some of you actually made a few moves. Amazon, what up? Shout out to y'all. Some of y'all did a few things, right? But here we are, not even a few months later, and they are now evaluated at $1 billion or $100 million. No, $1 billion, which is $100 million, but 10x is a billion.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Now, how do we feel? We did it. I was early on asking, yo, what the fuck is going on? We just going to hang out here? Yeah. I asked that question long enough to eventually get one of the owners on the phone. And I wasn't even trying to negotiate shit for me or black people. I was just saying, yo, y'all probably need somebody on your team that's going to pay attention
Starting point is 00:58:06 to the black people that come on this app. Because there were some racial issues and you need somebody that's going to understand the people that you're targeting and the people
Starting point is 00:58:15 that you're marketing to. That was my only thing. Agreed. What did they say to that? That leaves it too much to Joe's brain. So I don't want to get into trying to explain what happened verbatim. But when I got off the call or during the call, it didn't seem like they gave a fuck.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Sounds about right. Yeah, because they already know what they have in mind. I got all the lip service that normally comes with it. Yeah, we'll look into that. I see what you mean there. No, I totally understand. No, I totally understand. No, I get that. I was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Don't worry about it. I didn't stop using the app because what I found out was in running to tell the story to the rest of my people, yeah, I don't know if they really value anybody's presence over you i'm not sure i got a lot of pushback from black people shut up just enjoy the app why niggas gotta always
Starting point is 00:59:16 talk about equity why niggas always gotta talk about owning something why niggas always want a piece of something they didn't build that's what i got not from white people from black people i'm rich already know what i say now oh you right you got it i don't have time to explain to y'all what was so freely explained to me that this is the only way we can actually get some type of real financial uh power in this universe as if we're allowed a seat at the table, allowed to take our money and invest in something that blows up and then we get a nice check at the end.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Hey, that's what the white people do at all the companies I work for. I'm responsible for a bunch of them raises, I'm sure. There's a bunch of white people that love Joe. Hi, y'all. It's my niggas. Them niggas don't fuck with you. Nah, they fuck with money. Yeah, not true.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Well, nigga, I'm not trying to go over there for Thanksgiving, bro. That's the difference. Trying to say we can't talk. I hate when people say, how do you think the white people feel when they go home? Nigga, how do you think I feel when I go home? I'm cool. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, I get it.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Well. you saying yeah i get it well but when you combine the two and you get out of the divisive divisive uh racial barriers and constructs when you combine the two some amazing things can happen as witnessed here they don't do this without us i'm not running around mad at it though no you can't i'm not mad i'm not i'm not angry at it it's a idea, and a great idea that had impeccable timing. I don't know if this is valued the same way if outside is open. I don't think so. I don't know. Who knows?
Starting point is 01:00:53 We can't prove it. No, but I can guess that if outside was open, it would not be open, or at least as fast as it got to a billion dollars. Yeah, they was running around telling me, yes, invite only, invite only. Yo, they always get black. We so easy to get black people. Like, invite only. When shit feel exclusive, boy, do you niggas jump.
Starting point is 01:01:14 That's usually how it goes. Boy, do you niggas jump. One of the biggest marketing tricks. Make it feel exclusive. That's not just black people. Yeah, that's just anybody. Oh, that's people? A country club is where the whites go crazy.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Yeah. Yeah. Valid. Yeah, we get beside ourself when it's a country club. Yeah. Y'all go crazy at Soho House. I am a member. This is my membership card.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Yeah, man. No, we're going to do it again. What's the next app we're going to blow up? Because you know it's coming. You know it's coming. And then they're going to come to y'all and say, yo, we're going to figure out a way for y'all to get tips. I'm done ranting about that,
Starting point is 01:01:58 but boy, does it piss me off when I hear it. Like tips on OnlyFans? Yeah, like tips, like suggestion tips, like a tip jar. A tip jar where the fans can tip you. Start a room that's fly. They can tip you to be a speaker or tip you if you said something dope. So you're treating us like a busboy at an expensive restaurant.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Yeah, just pick up the bread and maybe they'll give you a few bucks. No, they don't care about your emotions of things. You're a data point. So they're going to take all these data points. They're going to bring them to their fucking round of investors. People are going to continue to invest and then they're going to take the money
Starting point is 01:02:29 and just be rich and wealthy. What else do you do with it? You certainly haven't figured out how to monetize. Right. Well, I'm sure they're selling the data of what we give them every single day.
Starting point is 01:02:42 They're probably just recording conversations and selling it to companies. Literally, here's exactly how they think. Yeah. the data of what we give them every single day. They're probably just recording. It's straight up recording conversations and selling it to companies. Literally, here's exactly how they think. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's the thing. I am positive they're getting their shit off through the data companies.
Starting point is 01:02:54 Without question. This might be a question. All these weird texts I keep getting, it's not so out of the blue. I'm actually shocked it's only valued at a really high price. I gave the app data people my phone number. Why am I so confused that these fucking
Starting point is 01:03:10 wild texts keep coming? Right. Nigga hit me today. Yo, is this June? June. I was like, no, you got the wrong number. He was so sweet.
Starting point is 01:03:18 Damn, my bad, man. Have a good weekend. I hit him back like, now what you doing? Yo, no worries, man. What you got going on tonight? Do something on the
Starting point is 01:03:27 grill. Anything fun? Yeah. Slide through over there. I got a friend that's going to Topgolf. Yeah, so this is what it is, man.
Starting point is 01:03:37 This is what it is. Hopefully they opened up another round for people to invest. When I say people, I mean black people. When I say people, I mean black people. When I say people, I mean me. I'm just not on board with this app. I just can't get with it.
Starting point is 01:03:52 I can't get with being on the phone with 72 people. That's the... Stop, though. Take that out of it. Then I'm not on the app. No, it's not true, though. So what you can't get with it? So what you can't get with it So what you can't get with it The VC dude that came up with it
Starting point is 01:04:09 He didn't know what it was neither No I He just took some money Threw it somewhere No Whatever they were trying to do They did it Hey then it started to work
Starting point is 01:04:17 Yeah no I get it I'm on to it Then it's alright Now what do I do I got some shit That I pumped some money in And it's starting to work I don't know that he fucks with it
Starting point is 01:04:25 right that's all I'm saying I just who cares that's all but when you got a bunch of money to throw around in a bunch of different pots
Starting point is 01:04:32 and one thing starts to bubble that's the fact god damn it that's the thing you're gonna chase keep cooking I'd love to see where this goes I'm keeping my eye on it I'm still there
Starting point is 01:04:39 the company the post of revenue information previously reported the company had an interest to raise unicorn status. Does this affect, because you said that you were on the Chatty House this weekend. Was that as a result of this or just completely independent? Do you think you'll still use the app as frequently as you were?
Starting point is 01:04:54 Because you were really big on it. I'm still big on the app, but naturally the time that I've used it has decreased because I've been busy. Yeah. I've been busy. It's hard to be on the app if you're busy in October October November December that holiday time when people were home yeah I used it a lot now nah the IRS came and the bills are still due so I don't have time to just sit and kick it in October when I was on the app and my phone rung and it kicked me off the app. I used to get annoyed. Yo, y'all, I'm on a call. Now, not so much.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Gotta go, chatty house. Sorry. Business is popping. Gotta get to it. So yeah, but I still use it. But this app is a perfect example. There's traffic back out. People are out again.
Starting point is 01:05:41 I got stuck in traffic like all last week. People are out again. I don't know where they're going. That's real arrogant of me. That is really self-centered to go out, get stuck in traffic, and say, where's everybody going? No. Well, you would expect that people weren't out because of the- Well, I would because I ain't been out.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Yeah. And there's nothing to go to. But that little move, boy, did I find out about traffic during that Thursday pod. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. What's that, Joe? Whoa, Erickson. Will there be one this week? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. What's that, Joe? Whoa, Erickson. Will there be one this week?
Starting point is 01:06:08 Whoa, Savon. Chill out. I am so corny. Yo, and that's another thing while I'm at it. Parks, Rory, and Maud don't have nothing to talk about. I'm going to use this platform to talk about something. I see a little narrative starting. I see the little trend of now it's cool to kill dick that's 35 and up.
Starting point is 01:06:29 It's growing strong. It's growing strong. There's a little text going around. There's a little meme going around. This is what it's like when you fucking a nigga that's over 35 and it's the girl hitting dude. Yo, you going to kill his pussy? And it's him hitting back. I'll try.
Starting point is 01:06:45 Don't do that. Don't laugh. You old, nigga. Don his pussy and it's him hitting back. I'll try. Don't do that. Don't laugh. You old, nigga. Don't laugh. Everybody stop. Everybody stop. No, that screenshot was from me.
Starting point is 01:06:51 Yeah, that's some shit I would say. Yo, I'll give it my best. Yeah. No, they ain't texting me. You got five, six minutes. They trying to kill me? Yo, we never kill the pussy.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Not anymore. No. No, no, no, no. Killing a pussy is like a knockout for me. What is killing a pussy? I've never been able to hit a guy once
Starting point is 01:07:12 and he fall. Right. Took a couple. But in three hits, I can stagger him up. Sure. Same with sex. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:21 One shot, no way. She's still up and standing ready to fight. Sitting there fucking twiddling my dick. Hey, you ready to go again what's up with this thing this thing will not get going how long do you need i'm like just watch a show or something but in three shots then it's done then it's then it's silent to the lambs then it's silent to the lambs and that's during the silence that's when you bluss out. Look at you, sitting there
Starting point is 01:07:45 swollen, can't do shit, in pain. Shut up. Swollen. Shut up. Look at you. Now you're swollen. Look at you, in pain. Walk somewhere. I dare you. Try it. Fuck out of here. Are men still afforded that opportunity of that type of patience? Actually, I only go... I think they're looking for the one-shot knockout. Yeah, round three, I'm only going in there to swell it up now.
Starting point is 01:08:02 I don't even care if I enjoy this. I'm going every which direction. It's like an intersection. Ooh, the intersection stroke. Ooh. A little three-point turn. Come on, man. K-turn stroking that shit.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Now. Damn, they're killing us. Now say something. Damn. I didn't know they was killing us, man. Yeah, man. Yeah. That's corny.
Starting point is 01:08:22 I'm just more efficient at sex now. Like, the long-term, like, I'll have sex for an hour thing, I'm not doing that anymore. What's time for that? No, I don't think women want that. I'm good in my six minutes. Yeah. That's all I got.
Starting point is 01:08:33 Yeah, so are you guys. Okay. I thought chicks liked the older guys. When I was growing up, that was a thing. Well, that was what the thing eventually piggybacked into, what I saw on my timeline at least. It's easier to cheat on us. Or they care less. It's easier to cheat on us. Or they care less.
Starting point is 01:08:46 It's easier to cheat on us and we're lower maintenance than they're used to. That's true. The other thing is as I get older, I keep saying it. You can just go
Starting point is 01:08:52 fuck somebody now. Like, I'll be home. So old guys are the equivalent to a chick with a kid. Go ahead. I don't tell them that, mall. Oh, that was a good shot. You insinuated?
Starting point is 01:09:02 Listen, I'm quiet in this corner. I'm going to be home a little late tonight. Go ahead. Have a blast. I'll be asleep. Yeah. Babe, me and the girls were thinking.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Tell him I said hey. Have a blast. You need some money? You good? Hey, baby, it's Rhonda's birthday weekend in Miami. Oh, love Rhonda. Bye. Send a GIF.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Birthday weekend in Miami. Like, you just got to say okay to all the normal lies. Yeah. It helps. Hey, it's my brother, Hector. He was a bodyguard for 21 Savage. Hey, Hector. Look what Hector was doing.
Starting point is 01:09:33 This sounds personal. Hey, Hector. What's up, Hector? Have fun. He was a bodyguard for 21 Savage. Treat her right. She gets cranky after midnight. Yeah, right?
Starting point is 01:09:47 Make sure you feed her. She needs little snacks all day She likes her cheesecake plain No strawberries on top Yeah I don't have time What I'ma fight What I'ma fight I can't fight shit I hear that
Starting point is 01:09:57 That's funny man Now I gotta go on clubhouse Nigga to fuck my queen All in the room Oh that's when That's when it's awkward No that's when Is it though? That's when you leave quietly Yeah It's always awkward When you in the room. Oh, that's when it's awkward. No, that's when I leave. Is it, though?
Starting point is 01:10:05 That's when you leave quietly. It's always awkward when you're in a room with a dude that, you know, smashed your girl. Or the lady you with. It's just a little awkward. It's just a little awkward. It depends. It depends on the situation. Am I doing better than them?
Starting point is 01:10:20 I don't look at it like what Maul is talking about. Well, that's tricky. I don't care. What? I don't look at it like what Maul is talking about. Well, that's tricky. I don't care. That's like when you go to the park, and it's like mad niggas out there waiting to run. The guy that has the next next is the most valuable guy. I don't care who got the nextes 10 nexes away or the guy who played 10 games away.
Starting point is 01:10:41 Who's up next? When this game is over, who's up? That's me. I don't care that you fucked 10 games ago. No's up next? When this game is over, who's up? That's me. I don't care that you fucked 10 games ago. No, no, no. Nigga, I'm here now. But it's what Parks just said.
Starting point is 01:10:51 No, it's mine now. He said it. I'm clapping board. No, is he doing better than you though in life? He's never seen this crossover. Not if I have her. You don't know that.
Starting point is 01:11:01 You don't know what you headed for with this girl. If I have her, then I have everything. Aw. Here we go. Who't know what you're headed for with this girl. If I have her, then I have everything. Aw. Here we go. Who do you think you're talking to? That's not how it go?
Starting point is 01:11:12 No. All right, so let's do it like this. He's had your everything. Rory, I'm talking to my friend with a Rolex. Why do you keep, I don't know, why does he keep jumping in yeah the guy without a Rolex definitely beat your queen down too
Starting point is 01:11:29 so anyway Rolex ain't gonna get you that or keep it you know what I mean chill out chill out for a minute Mike just not a Michael Kors watch I don't care
Starting point is 01:11:40 Mo this is only gonna go two ways one if I have her I have everything I need. Aw. Or, I know she's a headache, so you about to find out. Have fun with her. It only ever goes one of those two ways.
Starting point is 01:11:58 That sounds easier than... See, but then there's a tricky third option that you brothers might not want to share about there's a third option where she was a headache with you but for some reason she ain't headache headache in that next nigga like they looking like they having a blast like when i see tanika she doesn't have a look at me she has one of the best instagrams on Instagram. She takes some of the best pictures. Great girl. Yeah. But edit. No, just bleep out the name. Pics don't look headachy.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Well, have you ever thought about maybe you are the headache? Well, what I've seen, well, what I've learned is that this particular gentleman found the how to get out of headache land and just just travel yeah just keep going places with her yeah that helps that helps yeah see yeah it's hard to get mad on vacation see he's doing it different like when i wanted to shut up now i just like get a playstation 5 or something yeah no it's a little lower scale huh yeah she was a headache to you Because you weren't doing the things That she wanted to do Right
Starting point is 01:13:07 No, you know, I was an idiot back then Like, she was a headache to me Because she wanted to fuck all the time Okay So you were 35 plus Before you were 35 plus And I had an issue Because she didn't want more with me
Starting point is 01:13:19 She only wanted to fuck you She wants to fucking go on vacation What is But she should have just Put it Worded it that way Oh she didn't word it that way How did she word it
Starting point is 01:13:29 Well I didn't have money For that back then You could have done A little Pocono I lit the tiki's On the deck Yeah you made it comfortable Come on man
Starting point is 01:13:38 Look at what Joe does With the gems All she wanted to do Was fuck on vacation Yeah I want some more Out of this Like an idiot Look what you did With the gem Like an idiot. Look what you did with the gym.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Like an idiot. Like a fool. Yeah. One of the baddest. Could have been in fucking Turks and fucking, but instead you want to be in New Jersey mad because y'all are not boyfriend and girlfriend. That'd be the other thing. When you got a little gym and you ain't know it till you ain't got the gym no more.
Starting point is 01:14:00 That's usually how it goes. Come on, join me. That's how it happens. Join me. That happens all the time. Hey, either y'all join me or we'll unpack why I can't believe it's not butter isn't butter. Can you believe that? No, I can't.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Come on. It might be a metaphor. Circle back to that one. Come on, Potters. Come on, Pot All-Stars. We all saw that on the title of Can't Believe It's Not Butter and never asked, well, what is it? I never asked. I didn't know she was one of the baddest until
Starting point is 01:14:29 you saw her in Turks. Until she wouldn't call you back. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's how it happens, man. Why would I treat her different if I knew the whole fucking Atlanta Hawks thought she was the baddest? The fuck?
Starting point is 01:14:45 Look at what gets you moving. Listen. Oh, they like her? I love her. I didn't know you was cool with all the magic. I would have held on to her a little bit. But that's how it happens, though. It always happens like that.
Starting point is 01:15:02 Oh, please. Always. Oh, what's the allure with fucking the athletes today? Can't go to the game. Sounds like hate. I don't think that was ever the allure. Yeah, that's not the allure. No, you bugging.
Starting point is 01:15:13 That's part of it. They got to go sit in family and friends and take pictures with their best heel on. That's on a smaller scale. No, they got to show it to the chicks. No, the chicks that wasn't doing that, the chicks that fuck the athletes for real that's not doing that they fucking them anyway still i'm talking about the chicks that maybe aren't on that varsity level okay trying to fuck an athlete or keep fucking an athlete today during pandemic time just might be difficult that's all yeah you gotta move the girls that are used to fucking
Starting point is 01:15:41 them they still fucking that don't matter yeah yeah yeah. For sure. But niggas ain't just sneaking your ugly ass into the team hotel. Sorry. Not risking it. I'm not risking it for you. Yeah. No. Sorry. While I'm on basketball, does James Harden become all, is James Harden an all-star this
Starting point is 01:15:56 year? Probably so. Well, first of all, there is no all-star this year. No, no, no. That's not what they're talking about. That's not what they're talking about. It's about Atlanta. They're talking about it.
Starting point is 01:16:04 I think Pine Soul is sponsoring this. They're going to do a about. It's about Atlanta. They're talking about it. I think Pine Soul is sponsoring this. They're going to do a versus. Somebody's sponsoring this. They'll do a versus. They'll do a versus. Why would they choose Atlanta? Because Atlanta is the only state that has a club. All right, Rory, you never cheated.
Starting point is 01:16:17 All right, enough. You know why they choose Atlanta. Yo, he is really trying to do this thing, man. Rory, we get it. We're talking about safety reasons. You're faithful, buddy. Why would somebody go to Atlanta? We got it.
Starting point is 01:16:28 Atlanta has not closed. That's why. Yeah, bro. You wouldn't know, I'm sure. You haven't been here so long. Yeah. I haven't. Got it.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Spent some time. Yeah, but what was you saying, Joe? Is James Harden an all-star? Does he make the all-star team if this pace continues where he takes 10 shots a game? Because the all-star format changed. I'm so-Star team if this pace continues where he takes 10 shots a game? Because the All-Star format changed.
Starting point is 01:16:46 I'm so obsessed with the Nets by the way. I am so obsessed with them. The All-Star format changed so it's not the same East-West. They pick two captains to pick from a pool. But I like that idea.
Starting point is 01:16:58 I do too. But I mean, James will definitely be in the All-Star game. Here comes Adam Stone Gray. Who, me? You, man. Why?
Starting point is 01:17:05 The All-Star format changed. It's not East and West no more. It's Team LeBron and Team Giannis or whatever the fuck they did last year. I don't know. So yeah,
Starting point is 01:17:14 James will be All-Star for sure. Someone will pick him up. But you see, he's running a second unit just like I said. Who was the last pick on last year? I feel like it's always
Starting point is 01:17:20 the same last pick. Like they don't respect niggas. Was it Jaja Pachulia or somebody? No. Fucking Ja-Ja. Don't do that. He did not play no fucking All-Star game. All right.
Starting point is 01:17:30 But think about it, at least. Ja-Ja Pachulia. You didn't think about it? No. He didn't play no fucking All-Star game. All right. Forget it, then. Yeah, but you see?
Starting point is 01:17:38 You see James running that second unit. See? Give me my props. Look at Coach Ball. Yeah, see? Y'all niggas be trying to kick me out the room and I'm not saying the right shit. Coach Ball. Maybe you did go to Stanford. I didn't go to Stanford. No, I know. Trust me, props. Look at Coach Ball. Yeah, see? Y'all niggas be trying to kick me out the room when I'm saying the right shit. Coach Ball, maybe you did go to Stanford. I didn't go to Stanford.
Starting point is 01:17:48 No, I know. Trust me, they wouldn't have me there. No, no, trust. Trust. You're telling me. They would not have me there, no. What were your SATs? I did pretty good on my SATs, actually. I did. I got accepted to all the Catholic high schools I chose. If you were Obama's son,
Starting point is 01:18:03 what do you think his talks would be like with you today? Obama's son? Yeah. What do you think he would say to you? You think he would encourage you to live different?
Starting point is 01:18:11 To live different? Yeah. You think he would try to urge you in a different direction? No. No, I don't. I don't think he would.
Starting point is 01:18:20 More things. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Look, I turned out fine. Yo, but is it even better than butter is the question. Which one?
Starting point is 01:18:31 Which one? And while I'm at it, listen, I let you health gurus. I let you health gurus scoff your faces at my bacon. I let you DM me every other day telling me it's too much red meat. I let you hit me asking me how much sugar really is in the Simply Lemonade. The entire thing. And before I got here,
Starting point is 01:18:58 I was thinking about when you guys made cold water unhealthy. Cold water. The body diagnosis. Real temperature water. We let it go right on. We just let it happen. The bitches was coming to the crib asking for water. I thought I was lit.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Yo, what kind you need? Feed the Fiji's fine, but is it room temp? Gotta be room temp. Get out. I'll put it in the microwave for you. it'll get room temp when you get out my house it's real cold outside you fucking martian one time they got me yo what's wrong with cold water oh everything wait all right. Come on, you fucking help guru.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Speak to it. It is some truth to it. Yeah, I'm going to. It is. It is some truth. Give us the truth. What's the truth? No.
Starting point is 01:19:54 It shocks the body if it's freezing. That's why I like it. Yeah, I'm looking for a body shock. Please. Haven't you ever done coke? Yes, is the answer to
Starting point is 01:20:04 coke and cold water yes you did you did you did this is how you and nicky started yelling you did coke it's the same thing when they doing drugs you smoked some shit that you wasn't around for the rolling of it you did no you definitely smoked some weed with coke in it you have there's no way you have you're not really a bomber son you did this who do y'all think I be hanging out with? Who do y'all think I'm hanging out with? You're not really Obama's son. You did this. Who do y'all think I'm hanging out with? Y'all niggas is crazy, man. I can't believe more things Obama would tell him to take that same path.
Starting point is 01:20:33 That's what I'm saying. I don't want to. What's wrong with the path I took? I'm right here. I'm in a room with you. Is there anything wrong with the path you took? How do you think Obama would have been like, yo, smoke weed? I think he would tell you to switch a few things up
Starting point is 01:20:46 in your style. Just a little bit. He smoke weed and drink Red Stripes. He the homie. Trust me. He the homie. He the homie. Trust me. Obama's definitely smoke weed with coke in it by accident. Or on purpose. Listen, I don't listen. I don't know. I'm not putting that man in that. I don't know. I haven't. But yes, no.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Cold water is, it can be bad for your body though. Just like chewing ice. I know people that like to chew cups of water is it can be bad for your body though because it's not alkaline just like chewing ice like i know people that like to chew cups of ice that's not good for you and uh that's not going either oh those are my favorite oh those are my favorite girls right underneath the hey room temp water please oh my god those aliens yeah that's i never did that you have been chewing ice for nine hours and then trying to give me head i want to kiss well no that could be kind of nice this isn't sexy that could be that could be kind of nice cold mouth yeah i have sensitive skin rory i don't want to know about your dick
Starting point is 01:21:37 skin i might get a reaction we don't know about your dick skin right at all the cold mouth i don't know about your dick skin, bro At all The cold mouth? I don't know Like a little cold mouth on a hot night You know what I'm saying? You got a hot dick on a hot summer night
Starting point is 01:21:53 Give me a little cold mouth I'll take it Listen, I'll take the chicks that want Room temperature water over the girls That just started drinking water Because it became trendy Any day Facts
Starting point is 01:22:04 You are nasty Any fucking day I'm with you. You are nasty. Any fucking day, I'm with you on that one. Badhead has totally steered me away from girls with small tongues. Joe's measuring tongues? Chicks are sticking
Starting point is 01:22:14 their tongues out now. You can pay attention to that. Chicks are sticking it. Now? But the size of their tongue. Bitch is sticking their tongues out. They're sticking
Starting point is 01:22:21 their tongues out. Man, I'm so glad outside is closed, man. If they just walking around sticking their tongues out now. The girls are sticking their tongues out. They sticking their tongues out. Man, I'm so glad outside of third, man. If they just walking around sticking their tongues out now. The girls are sticking their tongues out. Come on, that's crazy. And I'm looking. You measuring?
Starting point is 01:22:31 I'm like. That ain't me. Nah. That ain't the right size tongue. Nah, but sometimes the long tongue, they can be a little too tonguey with it. Like, it's not going to do enough. Nah, all the chicks I know with long tongues is happily married. Relationship is money.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Boom, boom, man. Hey, that nigga is never leaving her. I tried to DM one, too. Like, ew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, nigga, nah. I'm like, nah. I'm like, nah, he did right.
Starting point is 01:23:00 He did the right thing. Go ahead. So how are you measuring this? Edit that name, too. Are you in you measuring this? Edit that name too. Are you in the text messages? Name falling everywhere tonight. Are you in the text messages asking chicks if their tongue can reach their nose? Like how are you going about this?
Starting point is 01:23:12 How many girls you fuck? Find this information. Come on. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of this shit. It's impolite to ask someone their body count. Hey, let's get to it. Hey, let's take this shit and turn this shit up.
Starting point is 01:23:24 Y'all don't want to talk about butter? It's cool. I'm going to get you. Hey, we're going to find some shit to bide about today. How many is on your list, buddy? Only five. White girls love that number so much.
Starting point is 01:23:41 And one was a threesome. White girls love the number so much and one was a threesome that's a trade man white girls love the number five man cause they know we lying but they were no they say five all the time five is they shit nah
Starting point is 01:23:55 you can't let a woman tell you she only have five guys and then they say five like it's racy like if I can be honest just don't judge me five guys yeah
Starting point is 01:24:02 I love when they be honest with me, start reeling the names off. One time it happened, I'm like, damn, how I made the cut. Oh, shit. He's doing well. Damn, nigga. That nigga had 12 sacks. You view us as the same? I mean, pump it up, bitch.
Starting point is 01:24:20 That nigga gets, he gets to that quarterback. Hey, they got gotta deal with them They gotta load up the front with him You should go to Kansas City Oh man Oh Alright man listen Depending on what I'm cooking
Starting point is 01:24:38 I might not even look for butter We just gonna keep getting back to it What is it? I can't believe No no no no no I'm joking Come on let's keep going I can't believe no no no no no I'm joking no no come on let's keep going
Starting point is 01:24:45 I don't know no no no let's find out come on we're with the sound effects alright uh god everything
Starting point is 01:24:50 uh applause uh hey alright man got a lot of special topics coming right up do you guys keep
Starting point is 01:24:59 peanut butter in the fridge no who does that I've seen it psychopaths and it it bothers me some people put hot sauce in the fridge? No. Who does that? I've seen it. Psychopaths. And it bothers me. Some people put hot sauce in the fridge too.
Starting point is 01:25:07 That's insane too. It's hot sauce. Well, I like room temperature sauce. It's healthier. Peanut butter in the fridge is like sick. It's a brick. I keep seeing more.
Starting point is 01:25:18 I'm like, how do you spread the peanut butter? It's already hard enough as it is. Yo, now, right, we're further into the pandemic. They're doing their best to deal with vaccine distribution, right? And because we're still in the house, some of you women are still doing boyfriend reveals. And man, some of y'all look real doofy as a couple.
Starting point is 01:25:47 A boyfriend reveal. Yo, some of y'all. Have you been revealed? No. Me? Yeah, I don't know. Nobody's revealing me. Joe reveals.
Starting point is 01:25:57 Yeah, Joe is the revealer. Yeah. Not the reveal-y. Look at her. Ta-da. My next project. My next girl to make famous. And then have a public breakdown in Melbourne.
Starting point is 01:26:14 Just bleep it. Just bleep it. I forgot what you were talking about because y'all were calling on me. Girlfriend reveals. Boyfriend reveals. Oh, no, that was it. Some of y'all just look real doofy. That shit is stupid.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Don't hate on love. No, it's in now. That shit is stupid. It't you hate it on love? No, that's the thing. It's in now. That shit is stupid. It's up and it's stuck. You got it. It's not up. No, no.
Starting point is 01:26:30 But think about it. No. How does something get stuck up? No. I don't know. No. Head. Boy from the field.
Starting point is 01:26:39 One of y'all looks so doofy, I saved it. So you could go back to it? Why is she proud of this guy? That's sick to have another couple on your phone. No, because sometimes, and we'll get off of this
Starting point is 01:26:51 because this is not important, but like it's a few women I follow where when they post their man and their relationship, I like try to double tap it a lot. They like relationship goals. You niggas look great.
Starting point is 01:27:00 Y'all in the park working out together. He done lifted you up 95 times. This is inspirational to me. I like this. Some of y'all though, park working out together. He done lifted you up 95 times. This is inspirational to me. I like this. Some of y'all, though. Put him back. I know exactly what you mean.
Starting point is 01:27:10 That's the funny part. No, I'll save you. You want to see it? Hold on. Hold on. Let me just give you one. Just one. Look at this bitch.
Starting point is 01:27:17 You have several? Everybody got a boyfriend now. Do we know this young woman? Look at this. Look. Who's this nigga? He might be a stand-up guy. This nigga's got a cavity, right?
Starting point is 01:27:33 What are you talking about? He might be a stand-up guy. This guy. He's got a good shirt, good collar shirt on. That nigga made her look worse. I was like, I'm not beating off to you anymore. Tommy Lauren got some hips I thought that was supposed to be a secret
Starting point is 01:27:49 he was making a joke oh okay I told we asked him I told we asked him to not make jokes anymore alright what else we got man alright for the next
Starting point is 01:28:04 90 minutes of this pod Maul's gonna tell you how Rockefeller Records started alright take it away Maul
Starting point is 01:28:11 what was it like back then did it start in Brownstone Rory tell us all about Palooza too fuck it let's hear that
Starting point is 01:28:17 story again yeah I've never told you guys that I don't think so how did it start what's funny you ask? The losers started in the Brownstone, right?
Starting point is 01:28:28 How did that big pun doc turn out? Ever shoot a big pun doc? The shit you be coming up with in your head is insane. Fine. All right, what else is important? What else is important? Let's stay with Kobe. Yeah, is important? Let's stay with Kobe. Yeah, why not?
Starting point is 01:28:47 Okay. Let's stay with Kobe, man. And let me get outstanding ready while y'all talk. Did any of you guys ever have the pleasure of meeting him? Yeah. Yeah, I met Kobe. You know, him and Trav played together for a couple years. I met him without saying hi.
Starting point is 01:29:01 I saw him on TV a lot. We head nodded. Okay, that's dope. All right. Yeah, Kobe was, um... He was cool, man. I saw him on TV a lot We had nodded Okay That's dope Alright Yeah Cole was He was cool man That was at
Starting point is 01:29:10 Puff's 50th 50th birthday party Which by the way Has become like A really legendary party In Social circles Like
Starting point is 01:29:19 And just speaking to women Like They just casually Bring that party up Whether they were there or not But that was the night I was supposed to go To that party I was supposed to go no you weren't shut up you
Starting point is 01:29:29 weren't invited i hate when people do that don't do that i was supposed to go to that no you weren't but there was a few people that maybe were supposed to go i was supposed to go but i wasn't they'd be lying man they'd be lying no they weren't they weren't invited they don't know nobody that was there cut it out well i was there I was there. We know all those people over there. I was there, and I saw Kobe from across the room, and I just stared, man. Yeah. I was like, holy shit, Kobe Bryant is drinking. Whoa. What?
Starting point is 01:29:57 Is that allowed? Is he allowed to do that? What a man. He had a cigar, great suit on. Listen, Kobe is one of them dudes that just was class personified. So, you know, and he just had that presence. So that was a room full of stars, and he stood out. He stood out so much I was scared to actually speak to him.
Starting point is 01:30:16 So I just went next to him, looked around. Hoping maybe he would say something to you. I knew Kobe didn't hear Pump It Up probably. He definitely heard Pump It Up. You think so? I don't know if it was his jam. It was a jock jam. He was a rapper. You think it was his jam? No, Kobe didn't hear Pump It Up probably. He definitely heard Pump It Up. You think so? I don't know if it was his jam. It was a jock jam. He was a rapper. You think it was his jam? No, I don't know. It was a jock jam. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:30:34 It was definitely on a jock jam CD for sure. Probably a couple of them. Alright, guys. I'm just saying. He heard it. Anyway, bottom line, Kobe was the man. I can't give you a favorite Kobe moment. Actually, yes, I can. When he won his fifth ring, I was pretty hyped.
Starting point is 01:30:50 I was one of the guys that was rooting for him to beat Mike. So I was really mad when the Lakers wasted like four or five years of his prime. Yeah. Oh, you mean when they didn't give us Chris Paul? No, I mean before that. I'm talking long before that. I'm talking about when he couldn't get over to D'Antoni's sons by himself, like when Shaq first left.
Starting point is 01:31:09 Oh, Smush. Yeah, that crew. That was a depressing crew. That's when you kind of knew, all right, he's probably not going to get to six. And I didn't think he'd get to five. I didn't think he would beat that Celtics team. That was a tough series. That last championship was great to watch.
Starting point is 01:31:25 That was a great series. That last championship was great to watch. That was a great series. It was seven games? His sixth one was the one that the big three won that they shouldn't have won. His sixth one? What do you mean? When he should have won the sixth? Could have been his sixth. The one when the Celtics won.
Starting point is 01:31:37 Who did they beat? They beat the Lakers. The Lakers. That was the one. Yeah. That was the one. Yeah. But they beat them the next year, though, so they got even. Yeah, but that was the one, That was the one Yeah But they beat them
Starting point is 01:31:45 The next year though So they got even Yeah but that was That was the one though Yeah Yeah That's all I got I mean
Starting point is 01:31:51 There's nothing left to say About Kobe Bryant Kobe Bryant One of the best We've ever seen Yeah That year kind of Well it was a crazy year
Starting point is 01:31:59 As we know now But It still doesn't It still doesn't feel real man Like you still You know When I see interviews And see documents Like I just watched The Tony Parker documentary We know now. But it still doesn't feel real, man. Like, you still, you know, when I see interviews and see documents, like I just watched a Tony Parker documentary on Netflix and he's in it. And not until you see him speaking in a doc do you remember and say to yourself,
Starting point is 01:32:17 like, damn, man, Cole. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's still that for me because I was such a huge Kobe fan. It's still, like, surreal. There's a huge Kobe fan. It's still surreal. Does a Tony Parker doc? Yeah, on Netflix. All about Tony Parker? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:32 I breezed right by that when I saw it in the lineup. What was it? It was called some French shit, too, like Pepe Le Tony. Yo, I was beat looking for something to watch, and I was not going to watch that. Pepe Le Tony. Pepe Le Parker. It was. I was like, nah, Duke. It was actually, it's pretty good, though.
Starting point is 01:32:46 Yo, you know what else? We don't get back to Kobe. You know what else I've learned about myself? I am the worst put something on when company is over guy. That's a tough thing to do. It's tough. It's pressure. It's almost as tough as playing the right song in the car.
Starting point is 01:33:00 Yeah. I actually find Slick the most obscure. It's way tougher than that. Way harder. Weird shit. Because you got to find something that's good enough to keep your interest
Starting point is 01:33:07 until you want to try to fuck and something good enough to get you back to watching it after you fucked. Yeah. Or something and something not good enough
Starting point is 01:33:16 to where she'll want to watch it instead of fucking you. You don't want to put someone that's going to be too engaging. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty tricky.
Starting point is 01:33:22 I go for like Tremors. Remember those days? Tremors. That's days? Tremors. That's a sick ass movie to turn on. Kevin Bacon will get it going. Tremors. Go crazy. Tremors.
Starting point is 01:33:35 It'll keep your attention for a minute, but then you can clock out at any time. I'm an Encino man type of guy myself. And you can't put on something too interesting where you have to constantly, so what's going on now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, all right. No Christopher Nolan movies. This one I knew I was sick. Let's put on something too interesting where you have to constantly, so what's going on now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, all right.
Starting point is 01:33:46 No Christopher Nolan movies. This is when I knew I was sick. Let's put on a cartoon. This is when I knew I was sick. I had already seen Do Not Fuck With Cats. I saw it already. That's what you put on for this? I saw it already.
Starting point is 01:33:56 So I knew. That's a really long series. I knew how sick it was. Right. And you still went back to it. Maybe one day some sexy company came by. Maybe one day. And I was hype.
Starting point is 01:34:04 Yeah, because that didn't happen. Yeah, no, it didn't. Can't provide a timeline. Right, right, right. I get it. No, no, no. Maybe one day. And I was hype. Yeah, because that didn't happen. Can't provide a timeline for when things might happen. I'm with you. I'm rolling. Actually, I think it was Patrick Swayze was in Ghost, right? Yeah, he was. It was Ghost. What year Ghost came out?
Starting point is 01:34:17 91 or some shit? It was Ghost. Maybe around there. Maybe 89. And I had already seen Ghost. Don't fuck with cats, Ghost version. Right. Right.
Starting point is 01:34:24 So, Erickson thinks all this is really funny. So, when Sexy Company came out, I was hyped to put it on again. Yo, did you see this? Yeah, no, that wasn't. We shouldn't have went to the cats. Yeah, it's a sick date night movie. Blown call. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:41 Blown call for sure. Well, you were also trying to put that cat in a bag. Edit. I see where Rory went. Yo, as much as he edits, we'll put it back, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blown ball for sure. Well, you were also trying to put that cat in a bag. Edit. I see where Rory went. Yo, as much as he edits, we'll put it back, right? Yeah, yeah. You got to pick and choose your edits, buddy. Can't edit everything.
Starting point is 01:34:53 You get one episode. Yeah, come on. You only get two per episode, bro. Come on. That's it. If y'all leave me saying, y'all left me insane a bunch of foul shit, actually. You won't even repeat none of it. But after I said it, I was like, yo, let's edit that out.
Starting point is 01:35:05 Yeah, I remember you saying that. Yeah, exactly. The Pox didn't hear you though. Back to Kobe though, man. This week I went back and watched the 81 point game like twice. Crazy.
Starting point is 01:35:15 I don't know why they didn't close on him. I still can't understand it. The funny shit is it didn't look like they wasn't trying to stop him. No, they were gone. They were playing defense.
Starting point is 01:35:27 No, it was a bunch of them on him. He made a lot of tough fucking shots. Yeah. Yeah. And they were down. The Lakers, they were losing that game. That's the part that I forgot too,
Starting point is 01:35:35 is that he needed that to come back. They were losing that game. Yeah, he was on a... I think that was the year he averaged almost 40-something that month. And the circus wasn't in town that day. And they weren't. No.
Starting point is 01:35:50 This was filmed, Wilt. Sorry. The circus wasn't in town that day. Sorry, Wilt Chamberlain and the circus. Which players in the league do you think will beat that record today? I mean, even though Harden's not shooting at all now, but Harden would be on my list.
Starting point is 01:36:06 Well, shit, if there was five more minutes left in the game, Devin Booker was going to be it. He didn't care about the win. He didn't see teammates.
Starting point is 01:36:15 He didn't see nobody. And them niggas took a group picture after the loss. I was like, all right, that's some real, that is some real
Starting point is 01:36:22 young dude shit right there. Fuck a loss. Devin Booker could do it. Kevin Durant could do it, of course. I believe James Harden could do it. The people that can score, I believe, can do it. Yeah, I like Devin Booker. I think Lillard could be able to do that, too.
Starting point is 01:36:36 Yeah? Lillard could do it if he just ignored the rest of them. That's what I'm saying. If he just went off. Yeah, why Dame did that to New York, man? That's what he do. I feel like he does it even more to New York, man? That's what he do. I feel like he does it even more to New York,
Starting point is 01:36:46 though, because of us. Because of us? I feel like that. Yeah, get back to you. I feel like every time I talk to him, I say something slick to him, and then when he plays
Starting point is 01:36:55 the Knicks, he take it out on him. It might be something to that. He didn't care nothing about Emmanuel quickly. Yeah, it might. I don't think he did to begin with.
Starting point is 01:37:04 I like him a lot, too. Don't do that. I like Emmanuel. I got him did to begin with. I like him a lot too. Don't do that. I like Emmanuel. I got him on my fantasy team. I like him. Okay, cool. You still playing fantasy basketball? Yuck.
Starting point is 01:37:11 I should not be playing. My team is terrible. Who's on your team? Emmanuel quickly. He's one of my better players. Who else? For real? What draft did you have?
Starting point is 01:37:23 We were filming something, so it was like auto draft. Put it like this. The computer gave me Trey Young, which I'm not mad at. That was my first pick. That's nice. They gave me Trey Young, but guess who was still on the board? Luka?
Starting point is 01:37:37 Kevin Durant. Wow. I'm never picking Trey Young over Kevin Durant. So that just lets you know. But anyway. That's a Kevin Durant. So that just lets you know. But anyway. That's a little nasty. Yeah, that just lets you know when my season is at it. But yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:37:50 Rest in peace to Kobe. It's been a year. Felt like 10 years, honestly. We miss you, man. We miss you. We love you. You revolutionized shit. You changed shit.
Starting point is 01:38:04 You won five of them. You broke all types of records. I had the honor and privilege of watching you on so many different occasions. Yeah. And you just provided a lot of joy and entertainment to my life as a Nick fan even. So thank you. Thank you for that. And I just can't imagine the agony of having to go out with your child.
Starting point is 01:38:23 It's a thought that i try not to think of i wouldn't want to do that yeah it's tough i wouldn't want to do that very very sad but um you know and shout out to all the families for sure shout out to all the families that that still have to you know i mean live with this yeah yeah because that's the tough part the people that go they're gone they're chilling but the people that still got to be here. It's tough, yep. Yeah, shout out to Vanessa Bryant and her family. Shout out to all the families, man.
Starting point is 01:38:51 We miss you, Colt. We miss you and we love you. I guess I got a fine outstanding, right? Yeah. Because that was sad. Oh, I don't, the new search thing doesn't really work here. Okay. Still figuring it out.
Starting point is 01:39:01 Is that how this works? Looks like it. There you go. Hey. Hey. Oh, they took Larry King from us, man. Oh. Still working on these drops, sorry guys. I'd be alive with you baby You blow my mind I'm satisfied I was thinking So much happiness
Starting point is 01:40:19 Will you knock me out? Exciting I'm so excited Universal and Lego launch augmented reality music video making app called Video. V-I-D-I-Y-O. And this reads as follows. When Universal Music Group inked a deal with Denmark-born toy firm Lego back in April 2020, the companies promised a new interactive way of inspiring the next generation of fans and creative visionaries. Isn't that what they all fucking pitch? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:07 It's always about the visionaries. Yeah, yeah. And the creatives. The next generation of fans. The next generation of money. It was announced that the deal would be based around the development of a new suite of Lego products launching in 2021, but no further details were confirmed.
Starting point is 01:41:21 The two companies have now announced that the new product, an innovative music video maker experience called lego video not dissimilar uh not dissimilar from short form video apps like tiktok but assessed via a unique mashup of lego elements minifigures music augmented reality and a new app. Look at all this shit they got to merge to get some shit. God damn it. Legos and music. Aimed at children between the ages of 7 and 10,
Starting point is 01:41:58 a Lego video is described in a press release as a brand new way to play that helps children dream big by directing, producing, starring in, and sharing their own music videos using tracks from across the globe led by charts hits from UMG artists. Oh, so this is a... What's the cut? This is that... You won't know the cut. That failed. You're not going to know the cut.
Starting point is 01:42:19 TikTok. This was gigging. We're back to our Ace Hood and Khaled argument. That wasn't an argument, but you know what I'm saying. The Ace Hood in this situation probably wouldn't get a cut. Really? I mean, if I'm going to go based off nothing but assumptions. Aimed at Chulby.
Starting point is 01:42:37 If you don't own your music to license it, if the label owns your shit to license it, and it's Universal doing a deal with lego and they take all the music that yeah i don't think they have and merge it somehow to find a new new way uh a new value system then yeah right and i'm hearing that more and more in my business dealings behind the scenes i'm healing a lot i'm hearing a lot more people really happy to get the middleman out of the way like'm hearing a lot more people really happy to get the middleman out of the way like the agent and uh they're really happy to deal with people that just own
Starting point is 01:43:10 their own shit or don't have to go through whoever you're in business with like that i can see how that can become annoying um so again i want to encourage artists out there to own as much of your shit as you can moving forward so that a Lego can talk to you instead of a Universal. But other than that, I see what's going on. I see this as a direct competitor to TikTok. I'm sure they're not the only people that are racking their brains to come up with competition for TikTok.
Starting point is 01:43:38 And that's that. We got to see how this plays out. Video works by selecting a song in the app from a variety of UMG artists. Remember when it was just ringtones? Including both contemporary... Ringtones and Sims? It seemed a lot more simpler back then, right? When it was ringtones, we
Starting point is 01:43:52 were worried about ringtones taking over music. Like, oh man, they don't care about the music. They just want ringtones. They just want anything. It didn't matter. That lasted a good year. Yeah, shit comes and goes. Yeah. This is interesting, though. It's super interesting. That lasted a good year. Yeah, shit comes and goes. Yeah. This is interesting, though.
Starting point is 01:44:07 It's super interesting. That's why I read it. Yeah. This may change things drastically. But aimed at children age 7 to 10. I can see that changing, too. We're going to definitely see some adults on that shit. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:21 No question. I can see them directing music videos. Absolutely. Yeah, this could be a big music video thing for new music yeah no this is just another way to take your music and make money off of it and you don't ever see a penny of it that's what it sounds like to me somebody tell me why uh funk master flex is beefing with elliot wilson because he has an album coming out and he's just been going on rants to get attention. Yeah. Nah, come on.
Starting point is 01:44:49 Flex has admitted that he does that. Nobody beefs with Elliot Wilson. Elliot Wilson is the most non-beefable person out there. He beefed with the source. That's different. That's publication on publication beef. So is this.
Starting point is 01:45:02 No, no way, is it? Yeah. Why is Fongmaster, no way, is it? Yeah. Why is Fulham Master Flex and Elliot Wilson beefing? By the way, it takes two people to beef, so I'm not saying it's beef. Because Elliot seems to think
Starting point is 01:45:14 that was fucking hilarious. You can't beef with somebody that laughs like Elliot Wilson. It's impossible to beef with him. Dude, that's my guy. Yeah, I don't know what's up with Flex. He's been... I don't know, man flex he's been i don't know there's
Starting point is 01:45:27 nothing to overthink here no there's an album coming out i know that i'm i'm with you on that but no he was on some other shit even when he didn't have an album coming out he's got this him and hove have this thing no not him and hove he has a thing he has a thing with hove it's like he's trying to discredit Jay a lot. But why? That I don't know. You do know. There's something there. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:45:48 Well, you don't know. But there's something there that happened that we'll never find out about. Well, no, no. He sort of explained it in his rants last night. And he's explained it in the past where he felt that. I didn't listen to the rant. I didn't hear it. Well, I heard it.
Starting point is 01:46:00 Oh, give it to me. Well, this comes from the rant a couple years ago about him. His digital space? Yes. Flex being so digital. I remember that loosely. And that when Hov went to launch, I forgot what it was. I think he launched it with Elliot.
Starting point is 01:46:15 Some type of site. He launched something with Elliot. Yeah, I feel bad that I can't remember. That's when Flex was saying that he texted him. No, no. This was before Rap Radar. Rap Radar. Yeah, and Flex had said that Hov had hit him or somebody had hit him from Hove's camp and kind of stole the whole digital shit.
Starting point is 01:46:33 But I was like, no one stole a website. It's 2014. Everyone has a website. I'm sorry, Flex. That can't be it. Fact check it. Sorry, Flex. That can't be it.
Starting point is 01:46:43 Fact check it, but I remember that being a thing where Flex saying Hov took some digital shit from him directly and reached out in kind of a conniving way to steal
Starting point is 01:46:52 Flex's sauce with the digital shit. But I remember laughing at it because it was such an obvious thing that everyone had at that point. I'm trying to not put
Starting point is 01:47:00 my Hov cape on. I'm not caping for anyone on either side here. Flex has an album coming out and Flex does this anytime he needs. I didn't say whole cape on. I'm not caping for anyone on either side here. Flex has an album coming out, and Flex does this anytime he needs. I didn't say anything about you. I said me. Okay. I have a cape.
Starting point is 01:47:11 I'm trying not to put my cape on. No, I'm trying not to. I don't even feel like it's a cape to put on in this situation. Flex has just had an issue with Jay for whatever reason for years. But I just feel like this is a thing with you know people in the culture i don't know if it's because jay won't speak to them or if he doesn't pay them any mind like and this is their way of trying to get his attention but it feels like people are trying to like discredit jay for a lot of the shit that he's done and they're mad that he has affiliations with
Starting point is 01:47:39 certain white people i guess i don't know it know. It's just weird. He's a businessman. You're supposed to have relationships with people that you may not like for reasons that you may not know. I mean, it happens. I don't see what the issue is, though. If somebody I don't really fuck with is doing some solids
Starting point is 01:47:59 and I need a solid done for one of my people, totally based off assumption, of course. I know nothing about this. No of my people. Get it done. Totally based off assumption, of course. I know nothing about this. No, but you would get the solid. I'm putting the call in to get the solid done, especially if that solid
Starting point is 01:48:12 is attached to 11-figure business. All right, fair. Listen, I think all these brands If you're trying to get me to use up some of my emotional currency on this. I won't.
Starting point is 01:48:26 I won't. No. It's very simple. You do it. Yeah, I just don't understand it. But it's a lot of people. You know, a lot of just casual fans. The whole NFL thing.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Oh, he stole that from Jermaine Dupri. How do you even know that? And when you just blatantly lie in these rants, because I find them funny, not just Flex, other media people that go on these rants. They're entertaining and they're funny and they're great.
Starting point is 01:48:53 There's fucking all charismatic shit in it. They're funny, but y'all just be blatantly lying about shit. He said that Jay-Z took the same stance as Donald Trump on kneeling. I mean, where are you getting this from? Yeah, I don't know. Y'all rants be entertaining, but they're just lies.
Starting point is 01:49:14 It's a weird thing with Flex and Jay. I don't know what it is. But Flex is great at ranting. Sometimes when y'all are killing hoes, because I don't want y'all to think that I'm just a ho-binger all the way, even though I am. Because sometimes when y'all are killing hoes, because I don't want y'all to think that I'm just a ho-binger all the way, even though I am. Because sometimes when y'all are killing hoes, I think it's funny. Like, when y'all were calling him a camel for mad years, and he had to respond with, like, a camel bar. I thought that was hilarious. Right.
Starting point is 01:49:34 That's how you do it, though. That was hilarious. Look what your idiot's mate, fucking the greatest rapper ever do. He had to find a camel bar. They call me a camel. I know. That's what he did. It's on already home. I know, a camel. That's already home. It's already home.
Starting point is 01:49:46 I know, but that's already what he did. I just handled the drought. I just... Listen, look what y'all got home. They call me a camel. That's the shit.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Look what they got home doing. I thought that that was pretty funny. You caught a stray in that verse too. So what? How about that? So what? I mean, hove could have went a little
Starting point is 01:50:08 the 92 bricks joke i like that one a lot that was a good one even when y'all was like even when y'all made fun of him but tell him to all the killers to go and find triple x's killer and all the street niggas like wait a. That's not what he said. Yo, the street niggas got together in the group chat and was like, yo. Ove tripping. They heard Ove just say he tripping. That's what they said. Hell yeah, that's what they said.
Starting point is 01:50:41 I think those was funny, but anyway, off of that. Now, how much butter do you use with go on what we got what's next what else what else what else what else what's popping i have given them all i could give this shit is like a pod obstacle course yeah no no you have yeah i've been swinging oh man i walked into the the arena today Just not feeling good It's fine It happens man I walked in not feeling good The little things Yo and somebody actually
Starting point is 01:51:11 Went to the movie theater Like that I know Somebody went to the AMC in Fort Lee They said they had a real Amazing time Bridget actually It's open?
Starting point is 01:51:18 Bridget I guess she went to see American Skin In that theater And she has a man So I can see why that could be fun. When you're single, you ain't really trying to do that. Right.
Starting point is 01:51:27 You want somebody to go with. The Denzel movies, I could watch it from the comforts of my own home in a couple of days. HBO Max. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to. HBO Max has saved lives. Yeah. For sure. With the stuff that they're doing.
Starting point is 01:51:38 For sure. I'm so glad I didn't have to boycott them for fucking Dave Chappelle over it. Thank you for doing the right thing. Yeah. For real, because they're going crazy. I feel like they're just Warming up too Well I think that
Starting point is 01:51:48 They're definitely In front of the Movie theaters May be changed Forever wave Yeah So they're trying to Figure it out
Starting point is 01:51:57 And say okay Well let's just do a deal Because Like we learned with the The Irishman is when I learned That a movie had to be In theaters for a certain Number of days In order for it to be eligible for an Oscar.
Starting point is 01:52:08 Right. Which I think they should change anyways. Right. So I think now they're just having it in theaters, wherever theaters are open, for a couple weeks. And then it's like it's streaming. Right. On HBO Max, on Prime. You know, I think this is the new wave.
Starting point is 01:52:24 This is exactly how we're going to be able to watch movies from now on. I like it, though. Yeah. But I would also like to go back to theaters. Yeah, for sure. For sure. But the fact that we don't really miss a beat, I'm down. I'll take it.
Starting point is 01:52:39 Yeah, there wasn't shit last year for movies. Yeah, no. I'll take it. No, this is merging some of the favorites us whites love jared leto and you added denzel no i'm stopping what i'm doing when this is starting jared jared leto is different he's he's really different no he's not a good actor he's really different a great actor for sure i like him too though the guy that played um sure. I like him too though. The guy that played the lead in
Starting point is 01:53:05 Heath Ledger had the best Batman. Oh yeah. Heath Ledger had the best Batman? He wasn't Batman but best Batman movie. Yeah. From Mr. Robot too. Yeah. Great actor. Heath Ledger was the best Joker. I agree with you. We had that argument on here. I know. I'm just saying shit.
Starting point is 01:53:24 Okay. I'm just trying. We had that argument on here. I know. I'm just saying shit. Okay. I'm just trying to incite things. That Joker movie wasn't that bad, though. I love that movie. But he wasn't fucking with Heath Ledger. I'm sorry. American Skin is another one you shouldn't put over when there's a girl over. No.
Starting point is 01:53:38 Movies like that, no. How it feel when you suck a nice fat clit and then... I'm trying to go somewhere. Why is this nigga coming at me like this? I'm asking all of you. Yo, what's up with this nigga? Ian's not even here. Where's Ian? I said E.
Starting point is 01:53:54 Oh, shit. No, he's talking to Ian via the camera. Ian, if you're watching this... This pot is really going bad. Ian, is that the recordings now? No, I was going somewhere. I wasn't just asking. You was asking everybody.
Starting point is 01:54:04 All right, go ahead. Like, how you feel when you fuck a nice, fat, juicy? That'd be the nice one. When it's fat and juicy. But how you feel when you do that and then she don't hit you no more? Like a whore? Like she steady insta-snapping away. Like, yo, you ain't even feeling it.
Starting point is 01:54:24 That's true. Yeah, I'm home. That's what niggas say. I'm posting up an insta-snapping away. Like, yo, you ain't wasn't feeling that. Yeah, I'm home. That's where niggas hit. I'm posting up an insta-snap from home. I'm in the crib. Free as a bird. Nothing to do. Bitch live 10 minutes away.
Starting point is 01:54:35 You can't suck that juicy clit. She posted memes like, I wish I had someone to hang out with tonight. Yo, this dude is crazy. For real, when you go down there and feel the fat juice, you're like, wait, boy, I'm sucking this. Oh, my God. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:54:50 Why y'all, what's up with y'all? Listen, I feel you. I feel you. You're right. We can end it. I feel you. Yo, they got to open up outside, fam.
Starting point is 01:54:57 He got to get outside, though. You are going crazy. I have to get outside because that's dope? No, it's just that because you just like really. I'm not doing that. Oh.
Starting point is 01:55:08 My bad. I love you. Don't create the timeline. I get it. I'm with you. All you got to do is run. Don't create the timeline. All you got to do is run.
Starting point is 01:55:16 I'm right behind you. You know how black people do. Once one nigga run, we all run it. Just run. I'm going to go. Just throw it anywhere? Yeah, just run. I'm going to go.
Starting point is 01:55:24 I'm going to go with you. it anywhere? Yeah, just run. I'm going to go. I'm going to go with you. Seeing some footage of Nate Robinson dunking. And I was like, fam, go to sleep. Go to bed. I just woke up. It's over for that one. Yeah, we don't care about that. I mean, that Nate Robinson.
Starting point is 01:55:35 I'm sorry. Dennis Smith Jr. No, buddy. Oh, he got bounced. No. His bounce. Sorry. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:55:43 No. You don't like Dennis Smith Jr.? You're not getting me again. You got me in college. You. Sorry. No. You don't like Dennis Smith Jr.? You're not getting me again. You got me in college. You got me in college. You got me on that. Look at this. I was going to say, he balled.
Starting point is 01:55:51 He balled with the Mavs. Balled is what you said. That's crazy, though. They shipped that nigga out of town so fast. That's insane. Sorry, buddy. This dunk will not get you a minute over quickly or Elfrey Payton. You better go dunk your little heart out.
Starting point is 01:56:07 You'll be sitting on the pond. Can you dunk from the bench? See if he can dunk from the bench. I wouldn't put it past him. That's impressive. Anyway, no, it is impressive. All right, Throat Baby remixes out. Throat Baby remixes out.
Starting point is 01:56:22 These culture critics wouldn't know. Yeah, that's not my demographic. I heard Sis is on there. I heard JT is on there, JT. Oh, yeah? Okay. Uh-oh. Look, you would have heard if Sweetie was on there, right?
Starting point is 01:56:38 Yeah, for sure. Exactly. You would have heard if Bad Baby was on there, right? DeVito and them? You'd have heard it if fucking Jared Leto was on there, huh? Absolutely. Ed Sheeran and them. Yeah, the acoustic version.
Starting point is 01:56:49 Oh, DaBaby and City Girls, okay. Oh, look, now you on it. Now you on it. Now that DaBaby is on it, now you want a little bit of that Throw Baby remix. Ah, Throw Baby, DaBaby. Let's check this out. Let's listen to this. Oh, this is the video I saw?
Starting point is 01:57:04 Big budget video for this one. It looks like it. this. Oh, this is the video I saw. Big budget video for this one. It looks like it. He's skiing. No, no, it's a big budget video. That's how you know the baby's a pop star, Rory. Look at his videos. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:14 He's on a green screen. That's not a rapper budget. He's skiing on her tongue. Rappers don't get green screens, Rory. Yes, they do. He slid out the cum tongue. Look. The cum tongue.
Starting point is 01:57:23 He's skiing on the cum tongue. He's skiing on the cum tongue. Of course, no disrespect to the baby. We love him. We just talking about the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The cum tongue he's skiing on the cum tongue of course no disrespect to the baby we love him we just talking about the video yeah yeah yeah the cum tongue it's white
Starting point is 01:57:30 the song is called Throat Baby there's implications yeah it's a cum tongue I thought it was coke but I'm not hey uh oh hey
Starting point is 01:57:38 it's already a vibe don't let Malcolm X hear this one shut it down I'll be ready to hit put her lips on my dick It's already a vibe. Don't let Malcolm X hear this one. Shut it down. Hell yeah. Yes. Yes. Hey.
Starting point is 01:58:02 Hey. Hey. Huh? I know she want it Let's get this one to shoot up the charts y'all They don't need us Yo The cheeks that used to suck my dick good, they didn't do it three times a week. How often did they do it? Three times. What?
Starting point is 01:58:32 Two months, maybe? It was like a treat. That's unfortunate. Yeah. Damn. I ain't been able to throw baby in a little while. Go get you a throw baby, man. They out here.
Starting point is 01:58:41 Well, you throw it in the clit, so you should be all right. Your words. He got a point. Joe's throw, baby. Is the locker room open? Hey, Roy, head back down the tunnel, man. Hit the showers. You wouldn't throw it in the clit?
Starting point is 01:58:59 And punch a wall on your way. Break your hand. Yeah, show some frustration about the game you had tonight. All right? Is a throat baby a throat baby if she's long distance? Yes. She can still be one. She can be.
Starting point is 01:59:13 She's just not a consistent throat baby. As long as when you see her, she's a throat baby. It's all good. The girl that gives you the fire sex that lives long distance, what do you think about while she's not with you?
Starting point is 01:59:20 He's free falling in her throat. Who came up with this treatment? This girl is sucking on hospital equipment. That's Tiana Trump. She's sucking on everything. Everything. Wait, they did an ultrasound on her throat? Tiana Trump came into Chatty House last
Starting point is 01:59:38 night. I don't know much about her. You've never seen her work? I've seen her work, but I don't know much about her. She's an actress. I don't know much about her She's an actress I don't know much about her How old is she? She's a purist She looks young She's probably 26
Starting point is 01:59:49 Yeah I wouldn't know Nothing about that A 26 year old Porn expert 25 Fem no I don't know anything about her That wasn't who was
Starting point is 01:59:59 Killing porn when I was there You don't Still there? No You don't watch porn? No I make porn Get your shit off Own your shit porn when I was there. You don't watch porn? No. I make porn.
Starting point is 02:00:09 Get your shit off. Own your shit. You don't? You're still watching? Geek. You still typing shit in the search bar? Sometimes I watch for inspiration. Your fucking fiance loves girls? Live around the corner from the greatest strip club in the world,
Starting point is 02:00:25 you're still watching porn? Don't talk to me anymore. Back to this guy. Yeah, Tiana Trump. She came into Chatty House last night, and one of the younger dudes that was in there just started fanboying out, asking mad questions. And that's when I clicked on her picture,
Starting point is 02:00:37 and I was like, she looks a little young. And I'm like, I don't know anything about her. Yeah. She's good at what she does. She's what you would call a throat baby you let a 25 year old suck your dick absolutely yeah yeah yeah i have no no issues with 25 yeah the answer is yes yeah that's the answer okay especially if she's tiana i was gonna say she does she looks like she does good work so then the guy was fanning out
Starting point is 02:01:05 I couldn't understand he was asking all these questions then the girls started fanning out they were acting like she was fucking Corinne Steffens Jr.
Starting point is 02:01:14 I mean she might not have been I'm not mad at it so the girls was like yo oh no the guy the girls was like yo
Starting point is 02:01:21 what is that what's something you could teach me about like sucking dick that would like really take me to the next level? And I don't know enough about the girl, so I'm listening. And she's like, I don't know. I could really tell you over a phone, but your goal should be to make him wipe his whole ass. And I said, yeah, she's good.
Starting point is 02:01:41 She's good. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, this little 25-year-old. I get it. I get good. She's good. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, this little 25-year-old. I get it. I get it. Now she helping. See, because I've been in rooms before where a young lady has said, yo, you got to make his whole ass get wet.
Starting point is 02:01:54 And there was a lot of immature 25-year-olds. Oh, what are you talking about? I don't understand. What? They don't know. The kids don't know about sex. Come on, man. The kids don't know about sex.
Starting point is 02:02:04 And what I've learned On the chatty house And just speaking to people A lot of people Are not treating sex Like a vulnerable act Look Parks is confused somehow It's called intimacy For a reason
Starting point is 02:02:14 But niggas don't treat it that way I know Why? How vulnerable Are you being during sex? Gentlemen Not just a Rory question Well It depends on who you're having sex with.
Starting point is 02:02:27 You can't be too vulnerable. Well, let's make it a best case scenario. I'm not talking about the random. Somebody that you're really into. You're really into this person. You're really comfortable. You're in love or a lot alike. Y'all should be getting filthy with each other.
Starting point is 02:02:38 Yeah. Yeah, I'm not crying, but I'm letting it all hang out. Saliva will be everywhere. But what does that mean what does letting it all hang out mean when you're comfortable with somebody versus one of the randoms
Starting point is 02:02:50 you're never letting it all hang out with a random we got that part but what's out of character or what's maybe not so normal let it all hang out with the rando I'm with you
Starting point is 02:03:00 I'm with you on that one it's living life yeah you heard this nigga yeah I'm with you. It's the first period of time. It's living life. Yeah. You heard this nigga? Yeah. That nigga Joe Tender said, yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:15 He was being vulnerable. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but you can't let a random just sit on your face, though. What? You let random sit on your face? Yes. I have, yes. I saw you got COVID.
Starting point is 02:03:24 Yes. That's not how I got COVID I can't wait to find the next one Like it's a thing Yeah, nah Wondering why she hasn't come back See, there you go Now you got a face full of ass And you looking at her Instagram
Starting point is 02:03:36 Telling her why she won't answer back But there's nothing wrong with that Nothing wrong with a face full of ass But hit me back though I would like that Don't ignore me, yeah, don't ignore me I would like her to hit me back Yeah, don't ignore me, don't do that to hit me back. Yeah, don't ignore me.
Starting point is 02:03:45 Don't do that. But in the event that she doesn't, we'll just LOL whatever this last picture was. Yeah, yeah. Whatever she last picture. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Yeah. Ha ha.
Starting point is 02:03:57 We laughing at memes on our story that aren't even funny. I still want to fuck you. Yeah, yeah. Can we please do that again? LOL, you find the best memes. See, that's what my dumb ass, I bring it back up. Yo, I sucked your pussy
Starting point is 02:04:09 and you never hit back. Just last week, I was sucking on your pussy and you never hit back. They're like, ha ha, you crazy, Joe. Joe, why you always playing? You know,
Starting point is 02:04:21 I've just been busy on the Peloton. Look what she busy is. Yo, you on the Peloton. I'm trying to get on the Peloton. Look what she busy is. Yo, you on the Peloton. I'm trying to get you to Peloton this face. You telling me about some bike with an instructor on the front. Bitch, I want to instruct you. Oh, man. Damn, Joe.
Starting point is 02:04:40 I ain't know it was like that, man. It is. It's like that. Give Justin LaVoy's page a break and text me back, please. Man. That hurts, too, when you't know it was like that. It is. It's like that. Give Justin LaVoy's page a break and text me back, please. Man. That hurts, too, when you see one of yours under there, under those comments. They under there. It's like, come on, man.
Starting point is 02:04:52 Be classy. You with me now. Act like it. Act like it. No, she not texting anybody. She not texting anybody. You with me now. Now you with me now.
Starting point is 02:05:00 Now you with me now. Act like it. Don't do that. What does that mean, act like it, now that she's with you now? Like, what do you want her to do differently now? Carry yourself different,
Starting point is 02:05:08 right? Like we're out here carrying ourselves classy. Double standards. Rep us right. Exactly. Exactly. Who cares about that?
Starting point is 02:05:18 They do not care about repping us right, by the way. We never do. Oh, what was your question? I feel like we didn't answer it. Something with intimacy.
Starting point is 02:05:26 Being vulnerable. If y'all die before your fiancés, y'all think they're going to do the right thing with your belongings? I would hope so. Yeah. I would hope so. Talk to Obama. I would hope so.
Starting point is 02:05:40 You never know. I was just talking to Parks and Glory, Ma. Do fiancés have legal rights? I think they're. You never know. I was just talking to Parks and Rory, man. Do fiancés have legal rights? I think that's still my dukes. If I had an untimely demise. Yeah, if your fiancé doesn't get, you would have to be married. My next fiancé get a $5,000 ring. That's a smart strategy.
Starting point is 02:05:59 Sorry. Yes. I'm still looking at the real nice one in my drawer. Won't do that again. You didn't pawn that thing yet? No. Tricky with those because they're like, somebody's got to come pick the same exact diamond.
Starting point is 02:06:15 They don't want to deal with that. You got to customize your engagement ring. So they're not giving it back in the event that they say no. They're not waiting on it. Can you take the dial? I haven't made it a... Maybe give them a little earring swag? I haven't made it a... Maybe give him a little earring sweat? I haven't made it a earring because I'm not an earring guy.
Starting point is 02:06:28 Can I face Maul with an earring? No. No. Especially a one... If he was just a left ear guy, you can't do that. Why did Webb make me wear earrings? Well, everybody had earrings back then. That was a thing.
Starting point is 02:06:45 Can't be mad at the times. times Webb why did you make me wear earrings Everyone on earth at that time Had earrings Joe Every rapper for sure Say Vaughn I was laughing the other day About me screaming on you Cause I went home and thought of all the times
Starting point is 02:07:07 that I was that guy that you were that day. Like I thought about all the times that I was that. Whatever I thought you were giving me that day, I used to do that. Right?
Starting point is 02:07:15 So I went home and I was just hearkening back thinking of why I looked at Nitty a couple of times. Like, nigga, I ain't doing that song, nigga. You do it. Can you rap?
Starting point is 02:07:26 You know what he did? Smack the shit out of me His reputation doesn't He smacked the shit out of me But boy don't laugh he smacked the shit out of me but boy don't laugh I'm only laughing because boy has time changed right
Starting point is 02:07:53 times have really changed absolutely you don't think artists are still getting smacked you don't think artists are still getting smacked that's not what I'm saying no some niggas are still getting smacked that's not what I'm saying I mean let me try to not what i'm saying no some niggas are still i was gonna say i think that's not what i'm saying i mean let me try to find what i'm saying like savon appeared
Starting point is 02:08:12 savon appeared disappointed at whatever our exchange was right so when i went home feeling bad like are you mad about some words wait are you mad that i screamed let me think of what happened to me when i got fly and when i thought about it you know what like it's very different when an adult smacks you i've just been two times in my life where niggas put his hands on me and it taught me something only twice only. Only twice. That Wu-Tang shit, valuable lesson. Shouldn't do that. Understandable.
Starting point is 02:08:50 Nah, but what did you do in that Wu-Tang shit? When you really think about it, what did you do? Brought a bunch of people's names into something they had nothing to do with.
Starting point is 02:08:59 It's true. Why are you even talking about me? It was true. That was wrong. I was still in MC mode. I've talked about this here before. I was still in super MC mode With niggas that's not in MC mode
Starting point is 02:09:08 We not playing the same game But see that's why to me It was different because You were strictly just talking about MC and just rapping That never matters That matters none To me that's why
Starting point is 02:09:17 I didn't really think it was crazy Nah You were just talking right He wasn't talking those tough street shit It don't matter It don't matter You don't know what Personal shit niggas got going
Starting point is 02:09:25 on when you just go saying their name in your little blogs that was wrong but back to you savon listen different when somebody back then long time ago when somebody does that that actually protects you like you can't fight that person like you can't fight the nigga that's going around saying this nigga allegedly do all types of shit for in the name and on the strength of me like so i guess back then what i'm saying was like how they went about protecting investments back then and all that they went through to do it how they did that that would never be allowed today like it's a very sensitive time today absolutely like some of the things that people did back then for me say bond that was riding for me all that shit i was preaching to you it was scary shit like it was bad shit it was walking on niggas blocks alone and coming back to the car like all right man yeah we good now okay great I can go to the mall
Starting point is 02:10:26 I can stop fighting all these niggas in the hood cause I'm on a clue tape thanks I appreciate that so yeah I just thought about that I'm just sharing it I shared it cause it was funny back then boy was I arrogant you niggas is pumping all this
Starting point is 02:10:42 money into me and studio time and fucking tracks and timbaland and mixtapes and label and what? You're not recording. What? Oh, my God. The Joe Budden doc is going to be great. That was hilarious. Definitely.
Starting point is 02:10:57 Yeah, no, it's going to be good. And shout out to Web and Nitty. Yeah, you don't normally shout people out. They'd smack you. That's not usually how that goes. No, those are my guys out to smack you. That's not usually how that goes. No, those are my guys. That's family.
Starting point is 02:11:09 That's family. It's blood. Those are my guys. But I bring it up to say, nigga, you're going to take this yelling. You're going to take a few harsh words.
Starting point is 02:11:19 You're going to take some words. Hell yeah, that shit this guy's talking about over there. That's funny. What else is important? Biden administration will revamp effort to put Harriet Tubman back on the $20 bill. Yeah, because this was talked about for a little bit.
Starting point is 02:11:32 Then they pushed it back like 15 years. Said it was coming in 2030. Yeah. And now it's back on the table. Biden also signed. Hold up. He signed some more shit, too. He's getting that pen to working.
Starting point is 02:11:43 Yeah. Transgender military. Yeah. That shit, too. He's getting that pen to working. Transgender military. Yeah, that one, too. Gay inequality. No, he's ending government contracts with private prisons. Private prisons. Private prisons. Round of applause.
Starting point is 02:11:54 Hold up. That's a big one. That's a big one. Really, really big. If it works out, you know. Yeah, that private prison shit is the reason we have the fucking most jailed people, period. Correct. Because it's one of the biggest businesses in our country.
Starting point is 02:12:09 Correct. No, this is big. Tom Brokaw is retiring. Wow. Oh, shout out to Tommy. Wow. Get out of town. Go Tom.
Starting point is 02:12:23 That's all I have there. Okay. Just shocked me. All all right here we go president joe biden on tuesday ordered the department of justice to end its reliance on private prisons and acknowledge the central role government has played in implementing discriminatory housing policies in remarks before signing the order biden said the u.s government needs to change its whole approach on the issue of racial equity. He added that the nation is less prosperous and secure because of the scourge of systemic racism.
Starting point is 02:12:54 We must change now, the president said. I know it's going to take time, but I know we can do it. And I firmly believe the nation is ready to change. But government has to change as well. End quote. Sounds good. Yeah. Get that pen to work, buddy. End quote. Sounds good. Yeah. Get that pen to work, buddy.
Starting point is 02:13:09 Gotta see what they actually do with it. Yeah. All sounds good. All the key buzzwords. Yeah. All the great PR shit. Let's see what actually happens. I think it's good they're talking about it at least,
Starting point is 02:13:21 but I gotta see some real movement. It's a step. So. Did we skip over Throat Baby for this? I mean, that's all I want to know. Did we just breeze by the Throat Baby remix for this? I thought we moved on from the Throat Baby. Yeah, I thought it was kind of fast.
Starting point is 02:13:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought we moved on kind of fast, but okay. Circle back. Okay. Deonna Trump. New Trump in town, see? Is she back on the CH tonight? Might need to hit that room.
Starting point is 02:13:50 Get some tips. Listen, if she's doing the moan room, I'm in. He's going pornhub for that. Now I want to moan with her. How are you going to do it? How are you going to get to show me here? Let me hear. How you gonna do it? How you gonna get your shit?
Starting point is 02:14:06 Let me hear Let me hear Is this a practice round? Let me hear You said that shit like you had some bars ready Let me hear What you about to get into? Let me hear
Starting point is 02:14:15 Let me hear you I'm not moaning on this podcast Oh no we know We would edit that Word The nigga I get loose with On FaceTime Has memorized
Starting point is 02:14:26 All my get loose movements Wait what do you mean Like the person that I choose To young man I'm Nigga is not gender specific To me I'm saying it to avoid
Starting point is 02:14:39 Saying my girlfriend Or the person I get loose with Shut up bro Move forward Thank you Why does he act like Such a white boy The person you get loose with. Shut up, bro. Move forward. Thank you. Why does he act like such a white boy? The person you get loose with. I'm going to get rid of this nigga.
Starting point is 02:14:49 The person you get loose with what? They seem to have memorized all my songs. Not only do they not have a topic, but they'll step on yours. You got something you want to party about? You got a flowing train of thought. Because they'll stop it. Woo! Tossing it to you.
Starting point is 02:15:12 Back you, buddy. Get your shit off. The fuck? I don't remember what I was saying there. All right. So you was getting loosey-goosey? It's not important. No, I want to know, though.
Starting point is 02:15:20 We can end it at 216. Don't worry about it. It's fine. It's fine. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, yeah. JT. No, no. bring me back to JT.
Starting point is 02:15:27 I need to hear what JT is getting on. She don't even care if they look in the car. Oh man, oh. The baby was just bringing it out of me just now. Baby, I'm trying to. Oh. Make it wet, JT, let me. Oh.
Starting point is 02:15:41 Get a little bitchy, love the way I talk. It get hard every time I walk Suck some dead ring out, the right chalk Petty to you, f**k me, the whole ball My throat crazy He gon' keep her My throat crazy Scrape your jacket, white suit
Starting point is 02:15:56 I like to be bugged like a slug Come a day, let me eat it up Look in his eyes and swallow that nut Giddy biddy nigga, but the dick deep I'm his baby mama, we got no kids Sess a little bitch, sess a hoe I love the way you walk, you know the way you talk She harmonized the right part, huh?
Starting point is 02:16:16 Look him in his eyes and swallow that nut Yeah That's very thoughtful Friend of the show, JT Very courteous Very courteous of her to look at you When is JT coming up to the pod? Yeah that's like a thing of mine
Starting point is 02:16:30 She's in Miami Yeah it's the other half of City Girls She's the youngest part of Miami She's the youngest part of Miami Oh man Yo, you hear Rory though? She's the youngest part of Miami. She might be. Oh, man. Why you laughing, man?
Starting point is 02:16:52 What's up with you, bro? You all right? This has been a rocky pod. No, I got like 90 points. This ain't even rocky. This has been a great pod. If you fucking share an opinion, bitch. Why you was laughing though?
Starting point is 02:17:05 Because I didn't know that was her I'm talking about who's that other girl oh yeah that was a silly question she got a 360 we could end it damn we could
Starting point is 02:17:15 look look look god damn if this nigga get off the video what the fuck I'm looking of his song it's his record I don't care LVRN they had something to do with this
Starting point is 02:17:27 yeah wait throat baby is on lvrn yeah oh them guys are taking over for the 99 2000 no i'm gonna i'm gonna ask justice to at least borrow a hundred dollars right so no they're taking over now yeah all right shout out to them. Congrats. Yeah. All right. I'm cool. I'm cool.
Starting point is 02:17:49 The fans are going to kill you all for this two-hour shit, but y'all don't want to talk anyway. It's fine. It's cool. I admitted it. Yeah, it's true. It's fine. It's fine.
Starting point is 02:17:58 Is there anything else that we need to discuss? Need to, get to, need to? Anything breaking? Anything breaking right now? We got Brady and Mahomes. Chiefs or Bucs? Patty. No way. Patty. I'm going Bucs. It's Patty. You haven't said Tom Brady's name since the playoffs started. That's not true.
Starting point is 02:18:16 I picked the Bucs to beat the playoffs. You didn't pick them to beat the Bills. You didn't pick them to beat the Packers. Well, I had the Bills getting into the playoffs only because I thought Pat was a lot more hurt than he was. I mean, not the Packers. They played the Packers the Packers? Well, I had the Bills get into the playoffs only because I thought Pat was a lot more hurt than he was. I mean, not the Packers. They played the Packers. Packers.
Starting point is 02:18:29 I never had the Packers beat the Bucs. I didn't. I never even said that. Actually, my dad bet Packers. I told him not to. I'm surprised that the people surprised at the Bucs and Tom. I told y'all man long, I've seen enough. I'm not betting against him.
Starting point is 02:18:47 Everybody's like, oh, he did it again. Nigga, you've been seeing this your whole life. And they do have an all-star team. We have seen him do this. He knows how to do it.
Starting point is 02:18:56 He knows how to get there. Short pass, you're the death. Long pass, score. Three seconds left in the half. We up. Like, what do you want? Scott Miller's a star. What do you want me to do?
Starting point is 02:19:06 What do you want me to do? I've seen it before. Why didn't A-Rod run that ball? That's not on him. I'm just asking why he didn't run that ball. What do you mean it's not on him? Who was on? Matt LaFleur can't run it. You talking about fourth and goal? No, third and goal.
Starting point is 02:19:21 It was third. I'm not sure he would have got there. JJP would have crushed him. Look. Oh, no, that's not the play I'm. It was third. I'm not sure he would have got there. JJP would have crushed him. Look. Oh, no, that's not the play I'm talking about. The play I'm talking about. I know you're talking about. JJP would have got him, though. No way.
Starting point is 02:19:32 Yeah, he would have. No way. No way. I've seen Aaron Rodgers do that way too many times for that to be acceptable. That pass. That shit was crazy. You'd rather throw the shit. Who am I to critique Aaron Rodgers?
Starting point is 02:19:41 I'm just saying. I think he should have ran it. That's all. I'm with you. I think he should have ran it. That's all. I'm with you. I feel for how disappointed. Because then you'd be a 4-4 or something instead of a 4-8. I would have went for the touchdown when they went for the field goal, too. It's true.
Starting point is 02:19:55 I feel for Aaron Rodgers. I feel his pain. Before this game, I was watching, you know, they kept showing a clip of Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers' exchange after the last where Aaron's like yeah man I'll see you later on down the road we're gonna we're gonna get there you got a good team like he was looking like Aaron Rodgers every year to me looks like he's looking for that from for that smoke from whoever y'all think is the best quarterback sure he got it last year seemed like he wanted him wanted it from Patty. Didn't get it. This year seemed like he wanted it from Pat or Tom, anybody.
Starting point is 02:20:29 He got it. Didn't really do nothing with it. Not only is Tom Brady back in the playoffs, but he beat all of the fucking NFC greats to get there. Took care of Drew Brees. Go sit down somewhere.
Starting point is 02:20:43 Aaron Rodgers, move. Move out of my way, please. Like, it reminds me of how stupid all of us sound when we try to talk about the greats. Like, for years and years and years and years, almost all the years, niggas say, nah, LeBron, he ain't really built for that West Coast action. He's staying over there in the East where it's sweet. When LeBron wanted to go get a tan, he went to the west. Going to the Lakers now.
Starting point is 02:21:07 I don't care what. Kawhi's there. Paul's there. Have fun. But you think people play with Tom Brady's name? A little bit. For sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:15 Especially recently, which is understandable because he's 43 or 44. Yes, I think people play with Tom Brady's name. I think it was a few times this season Bruce Arians might have played with Tom Brady's name. I think people play with Tom Brady's name. Bruce Arians is a good coach, though. He's a great coach. That's Tom Brady still, though. No doubt.
Starting point is 02:21:29 Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback. Say something else, nigga. Dr. Jameis can come back here. You can try your luck with that one again. I'm going past greatest quarterback. He might be the greatest athlete ever. No. Relax.
Starting point is 02:21:43 You know how hard it is to win a Super Bowl? Yeah. I got that part. Do you know how hard it is to win a Super Bowl? Yeah. I got that part. Do you know how hard it is to win a Super Bowl? Yes. I've never played personally, but yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:50 No, I understand. But you know how hard it is to win a Super Bowl? Yeah, of course. He has six rings. With Dolphins. I'm not totally mad at that take at all.
Starting point is 02:21:55 If Tom Brady was a black man, that statement would not seem as crazy as it is to y'all. Well, as an actual athlete, judging by his 40 time, no. Well, that's why. He's not very athletic, but I get what you're saying.
Starting point is 02:22:10 Greatest sports figure. Yeah. I think Pat Mahomes might put 70 on him. Hell no. Okay. That Bucks D is pretty good. 70 on the Bucks? Fuck no.
Starting point is 02:22:20 The Chiefs are going to lose. What will y'all say if Pat Mahomes scores, if the Chiefs score 60? Check the footballs. I'm not saying that the Chiefs cannot beat them by any means, but to put up 60 or 70 points against that team? No. They have a good defense. They're not going to put up 60 or 70.
Starting point is 02:22:35 That's absurd. All right, let me stop exaggerating. 40 and up is on that board. No. Super Bowl Sunday. No. I think it's possible. I think it's possible for both of them to put up 40.
Starting point is 02:22:45 Maybe 51. I don't know. We might break 50. All right, you're not breaking 50. Tom Brady is going to learn a valuable lesson about... Tom Bowles is a good coach,
Starting point is 02:22:54 defense coordinator. Pat Mahomes. Is he changing his name before the Super Bowl? Who? Pat. I don't believe so. Oh, so he's still going to be Pat?
Starting point is 02:23:04 I think it's going to be a good Super Bowl. No matter his name, he would still gonna be Pat I think it's gonna be a good Super Bowl No matter his name He'd still be that 34-20 I'm not saying It won't be a great Super Bowl They could put up
Starting point is 02:23:10 40 40 as well I think it's really 33-31 bucks Oh please Oh please Oh please Scoring 40 in a Super Bowl
Starting point is 02:23:17 We in a dance now Y'all giving hurt Pat Two weeks to heal up A little more And y'all seeing what I did Last week on a hobbled ankle I'm not betting against Brady again I'm not betting against pat okay so who do you have though pat wow you say that was such it's pat no no no no no it's tom no it's not we just talked about
Starting point is 02:23:38 no no no it's pat no it's not it's pat no it's not pat know who it is pat know who pat know who it is tom knows who it is. Pat know who it is. Tom knows who it is. No, Tom don't know. He heard about it. No. Oh, okay. He heard what y'all saying about him. So you didn't hear.
Starting point is 02:23:51 Yeah, you got to know. You got to come see me, though. So you didn't hear the story. No, you got to come see me. After that last game. Yeah, I know. After the last Chiefs and Bucks game, Pat Mahomes went to change clothes and shower, head home to his girl.
Starting point is 02:24:04 Tom Brady is the one that made his way across the field to the other locker room, stood outside, knocked on the door, said, yo, man, you think Pat's got a minute? Pat came out. They went in their private room. He spoke to the guard, Tom. That's what happened. Okay. That don't sound like Pat knows who Tom is, even though he does, because that's Tom. Tom knows who Pat is.
Starting point is 02:24:25 No, it's not like he's paying the phone. And even when Pat Mahomes said this morning, it was like, yo, we're going against arguably one of the GOATs, man. He's playing in this 150th Super Bowl. Pat said it is. No, it's not. Pat said it is. Listen, they paid him like he that boy.
Starting point is 02:24:44 Pat said it is. He's one of them like he that boy. Pat said it is. He's one of them. Nah, I don't know about that. We'll see what happens when I come strolling. He's regarded. I like him. We'll see what happens when I come strolling into town. Yeah, we're going to see.
Starting point is 02:24:57 Now I got Gronk versus Travis too. This is a good Super Bowl matchup. I'm excited to see this. Hey, yo, Pat Rizzo, I'm off next weekend, right? Book me at Dave & Buster's. Hey, see if we can get in Dave & Buster's next Sunday. I know the season's been so long, I haven't got a chance to play any games. That's what Patty is thinking.
Starting point is 02:25:15 Okay. What Tom doing on the Peloton? Yeah, yeah. So? Staying right, focused. You better hope Gronk and all the rest of them Show up They'll show up
Starting point is 02:25:27 Hope so As long as Tom Brady's there They'll show up Pat is gonna be there though Yeah I love Pat Mahomes I love him But it's levels
Starting point is 02:25:35 50 50 piece on Tom Not betting against Brady Yeah it's levels 50 piece on Tom's head No way You crazy as hell Fam
Starting point is 02:25:43 He threw three interceptions Against Aaron Rodgers against Aaron Rodgers. And Aaron Rodgers. All right, let's do this. In the event that he throws three interceptions against young Patty, what's the score of the game? That's valid. If you throw three interceptions against Pat Bomes, what's happening?
Starting point is 02:26:01 Tell me what it looks like. That's 21 points. I'll answer any question you got after. I'll answer any of y'all's questions after. That's happening? Tell me what it looks like. This is 21 questions. I'll answer any question you got after. I'll answer any of y'all's questions after. That's bad. If that happens, then that's bad. Then they're most likely losing that game. But this is the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 02:26:13 Ch-ch-ch-cheater. Tom Brady has ever thrown three interceptions in the Super Bowl. Ch-ch-ch-cheater. Okay. We're going to find out. Pat Mahomes not putting up 50 points in the Super Bowl against the Bucs. Ch-ch-ch-chita. What are you insinuating?
Starting point is 02:26:30 I'm saying something. Tyreek Hill. Oh. I'm saying something. I'm not insinuating anything. I like him too, though. Tyreek Hill speaks. Listen, I'm with Parks.
Starting point is 02:26:39 This is going to be one of the better matchups. Look at this. Get off me. Please pardon me. First down. Watch this one. Oh, are they defenders? Look. Excuse me. Fake that way. Fake. Please pardon me. First down. Watch this one. Oh, are they defenders? Look.
Starting point is 02:26:45 Excuse me. Fake that way. Fake. Oh, look wide open. First down. What is going on? Mo, you never seen no shit like this. No, I like them.
Starting point is 02:26:54 You never seen nothing like this. Hey, we watched Tom Brady a whole lot. I know. Tuck Ruler was snowing in Oakland. I got it. You never seen nothing like this before. I like, no. Let's move on.
Starting point is 02:27:02 You guys sleeper? Yes, I do. Beside from Tom? Yes. Tom is a sleeper though, Tom? Tom is a sleeper this week? Okay. Look.
Starting point is 02:27:13 Look, get over here, Cole Beasley. Sit down. Get on the ground. Anything breaking right now? Anything breaking right now? Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Starting point is 02:27:23 Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. me see i'm gonna say mama mama let's see let's see let's see all right spotify test audiobooks who cares i don't care i don't care i don't care what they're doing i'm out of here i'm out of here all right let me hit the drop on these uh dudes where we at oh let me unmute the drop uh i said unmute what's going on okay dear Let me unmute the drop. I said unmute. What's going on? Okay, dear. I was just reading on the timeline. I'm not too familiar with this gentleman's music.
Starting point is 02:27:54 Life is lost. But rest in peace to Six Dogs. Apparently seemed to be a big artist that a lot of people loved. From where? Can I get more information on him? He's from Atlanta. Apparently has died from suicide from what I read, no? Popular underground rapper Six Dogs has passed away at the age of 21.
Starting point is 02:28:16 The artist, who was based in Atlanta, Georgia, died by suicide on Tuesday morning, according to Everything Georgia. The musician who is best known for the songs Fago Dreams, Gucci, Armor, Someone, and Flossing revealed last year that he was battling COVID-19. That's horrible.
Starting point is 02:28:36 Yeah, it's horrible. Well, yeah, I just wanted to bring it up because I saw a lot of people on the timeline talking about it. It seemed that his music was pretty popular. So, rest in peace. Rest in peace to Six Dogs.
Starting point is 02:28:47 Prayers and condolences to his family, friends, and loved ones. Yeah. Horrible. I hope death stops this year. Same. Or slows down a little bit.
Starting point is 02:28:56 Mm-hmm. Check on your people, man. So, apparently, Hitmaker and Youngberg, I mean, Hitmaker and Youngberg, apparently Hitmaker and Eric Be, I mean, Hitmaker and Youngberg. Apparently, Hitmaker and Eric Bellinger have a joint project dropping Friday. Right?
Starting point is 02:29:13 I'm intrigued. And he sent me the project and said, play whatever I want. Okay. So here's the project. Okay. Play the whole shit. I couldn't decide. Now, this one is called Only You. You keep me running back to you There's something about you, baby, yeah I can't describe it, baby, now Only you can make me feel the way you do
Starting point is 02:29:51 Keep me running back to you I'm right here, my dear, yeah Pull up on me so sincere, yeah 21 is your year, ayy But I need all of your attention now Making my bars trick, yeah Add it up now Make you my boss chick, yeah Add it up, we on Forbes' list, yeah They proceeding with caution, yeah
Starting point is 02:30:11 But we don't care for attention, no I like legs in the ceiling So keep it a billion, yeah And I like running through millions Need someone to build with, it's easy Only you can make me feel the way you do, you do Why you keep me coming running back to you, keep me running back to you There's something about you, baby, yeah
Starting point is 02:30:36 I can't describe it, baby, no Only you can make me feel the way you do Keep me running back to you Just give me your time This could be our night Play back then rewind Heard what they told me, can't switch sides I'ma make you my boss, yeah, yeah Add it up, we on fours, man, yeah They proceeding with caution, yeah We don't care for attention, no, baby I like plants in the ceiling to keep it a billion, yeah And I like running through millions, easy when the bill is easy
Starting point is 02:31:17 Only you can make me feel the way you do, you do Why you keep me coming running back to you Keep me running back to you There's something about you baby, yeah I can describe it baby, nah Only you can make me feel the way you do Keep me running back to you Real new music from Hitmaker
Starting point is 02:31:44 Eric Bellinger, joint project dropping this weekend Shout out to the guys Tell me on the back after I crack All my bitches back, all my niggas strapped Why it even matter, why it sell baggages I got zero roll up, I got few packs Hey, uh, uh Let's go, mom No Drake Hey
Starting point is 02:32:25 New Orleans. That sound like a new soundtrack for us. Sounds hard, man. That sounded good. New project this Friday, man. Shout out to him and Eric Bounder, the guys.
Starting point is 02:32:34 Yeah, man. Friends of the show. All right. Let's get into some sad, weird, vibey shit and stuff. You got for the streets, Ross.
Starting point is 02:32:42 You know, I'll find an artist that has some type of Orange in their name Exposed to the real Now she hate lames Right she hate lames now After what you showed her I seen her new nigga
Starting point is 02:32:54 She went back Absolutely This is Orange Goodman I'm so sick of Rory Rory no more oranges for you LSD wave. You like LSD though? I love LSD.
Starting point is 02:33:11 I love LSD. LSD. Lucid dream. Colors never follow me. But why I got to trail on my back? Usually unity isn't nothin' new to me But lately I feel under attack Could it be working? Could it be working? Maybe it's working Maybe it's working Maybe it's working Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
Starting point is 02:34:07 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, LSD, lucid dream, colors never follow me, but why I got the trail on my back Usually, unity Isn't nothin' new to me But lately I feel under attack Could it be workin'? Could it be workin'? Orange, I think I'm pronouncing that correctly. Orange Goodman LSD dot wave. Like when you save a wave file all right
Starting point is 02:35:10 play a joint from yay ali this is sans featuring life harris shout out yay ali And let me inside Baby girl, no need to run I need to know that you're mine All I ever need is time, babe Somebody who's down, took it way too far Say I'm your man, no we're nothing Saying I'm yours now means nothing I know you miss that Burned bridges, the shit that you can't take back You broke the code, you broke hope
Starting point is 02:36:03 Got me talking out of character, you know you wrong You said I blew this out of proportion Got your bags packed, I'm not my apartment You know what it was, you know what it is There's nobody business, the things that we did You made it clear, who's in your bed You making plans with niggas I'm shaking heads with I need an answer, so you could come slide
Starting point is 02:36:31 And let me inside, baby girl no need to run I need to know that you're mine All I ever need is time, babe Somebody who's down Took it way too far Say I'm your man, I'm with nothing Saying I'm yours now means nothing That's Ye Ali featuring Life Harris
Starting point is 02:37:04 Sons, shout out to Ye Ali You Life Harris. Signs. Shout out to Ye Ali. You don't even know about Ye. You don't even know nothing about that Ye Ali. You don't even have nothing soft in the bed with the Ye on in the back. That'll do it. We'll play some Bumby and Les. How it go?
Starting point is 02:37:20 Have you found some more shit from your underground heat playlist? Sure. I hate y'all. Underground heat. Backpack blazers playlist. That sounds dope. Shout out to the legend, Bun B. It's Bun B from Port Arthur and I'm a grown man
Starting point is 02:37:50 I put my own work in, hoe with my own hands Got to some paper for real but kept it low key You had to really be in the game to even know me I was the plug but it wasn't nothing you brag about We get the pack, busting down and sending baggies out get out of line and it's not even a discussion you can bet your ass it's about to be some repercussions i ain't finna be fussing cussing all on the gram making youtube posts about how gangsta i am i ain't finna be ratting on twitter nigga that's cap i'ma just pull up where you at
Starting point is 02:38:22 and wipe your ass off the map until then i I'm on some player shit, minding my own In a drop under the sun, cruising all in my zone You don't be fucking with mine, I won't be fucking with yours I'm cutting corners, slamming Cadillac doors Bitch, you know how it goes, yeah Time to get it up, cause we been too down Every step they watchin' how you move now Images they paint
Starting point is 02:38:47 All I see is everything we ain't But you know how it go, yeah Every day I'm feelin' on my ashtray Prayin' that my prayers gon' meet me halfway This is all a dream This shit ain't really everything it seems But you know how it go, yeah Smokin' so much that bein' sober's a high
Starting point is 02:39:06 Ain't up at the top, but the cream gonna rise Only trust my eyes, I don't feed in the lies Duckin' demons who be schemin' up in they disguise Shit been gettin' crazy, get right with your maker Put em off the court with your flagrant behavior Pullin' up clean,, getting looks from the neighbors Ducking bitches with intentions and shitting on haters Different flavor, that credo, the tone is Sasserese Born and raised up out the bayous, I did it naturally
Starting point is 02:39:35 We was out here just trying to get in, ain't had no strategy Still going through all the tragedy, need a battery They be overlooking cuz they can't compete Came out every scuffle standing on my feet Bing gave up the switches, but ain't nothing sweet Beat those kind of odds my nigga, that's a feat Time to get it up cuz we been tuned down Every step they watching how you move That's Bun B and Les how it go Off their EP Distant
Starting point is 02:40:05 But Damn Respect to the Yo Bun My bad Me and Joe was over here On some Some whole other shit
Starting point is 02:40:12 Yo Respect to the OG Bun Yo I ain't mean to come And pay energy over there Yo why you did that I did He was
Starting point is 02:40:22 He did Don't do that again What you want me to do I can't loop What the fuck are you did Nah Don't do that again What you want me to do I can't loop it Bitch The fuck are you talking about Don't do that again Bart Shout out to Bun
Starting point is 02:40:31 You heard Yeah The hell That was funny Me and Joe was over here On some bullshit Like Nah it could be a strap
Starting point is 02:40:38 You'll see Alright Okay But even if it is Why she moaning like that? She moaning and she got a strap on.
Starting point is 02:40:54 No, that's what's hilarious. She can't feel nothing. The fuck you moaning like that while you got a
Starting point is 02:41:01 strap on? What the fuck are you doing? What are you feeling? Maybe the rubber got some feeling to it. Get the fuck out you doing? What are you feeling? Maybe the rubber got some feeling to it.
Starting point is 02:41:05 Get the fuck out of here. Oh, man. What? Just think about it, though. What the fuck you moaning for? Yo, what is this nigga doing, Jimmy Snacks? Man, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:41:17 That's wild. He's at the two milli changes. His man texted him. Why was his man on his OnlyFans? That's another question. Now, Jimmy Snacks, he be having the bitches on his OnlyFans. Don't do that. But, Duke, don't check my OnlyFans.
Starting point is 02:41:38 Jimmy Snacks, you got to chill. Yeah, I don't know what that's about. You got to chill, man. I didn't even like his lay when he was coming here. Jimmy said that first note gonna change him? The meme said, so I hear you got another man.
Starting point is 02:41:54 She said, yeah, he's my king. Well, this is your fourth king this year. You must be playing spades. Let's get out of here. Come on. Play a song. Hold up. Wait a minute. Here. Here we here. Come on. Play a song. Hold up. Wait a minute. Here.
Starting point is 02:42:07 Here we go. Come on. Here we go. Come on. Here we go. You should look up that definition. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:42:16 Oh, baby. Yo, what is wrong with people, man? You must be playing space. That's your full game. Jimmy Snacks, man. Like, yo, why you doing that? He was like, yo, the money got me going crazy. Yo.
Starting point is 02:42:39 The money. No, you're gay. The money. The money got me going. Two mil. Niggas always want to inflate some numbers. Nigga, that was $1,500. Had you sucking on some plastic.
Starting point is 02:42:54 Don't try to use your thug lingo with me again. Nah, son. No, don't son me. Yeah, nah. Don't. Nah, those days are over, buddy. You had your ass wiggling on the bed sucking on plastic. Yeah, nah. You're not, don't tough talk. Nah, nah, those days are over, buddy. You had your ass wiggling on the bed
Starting point is 02:43:07 sucking on plastic. I've gotten a couple dollars. I've never said, yo, let me go suck a strap. Just stop. Just stop. We know what it's about. Fam,
Starting point is 02:43:19 nigga trying to get his OnlyFans numbers up. Hey, whatever your preference is, it's your business. Whatever your preference is, that's your business. No, it's my business if it's on your OnlyFans and I come across it. That's true.
Starting point is 02:43:31 Oh, shit. I thought Safari was wowing for just showering on there. These dudes are taking the game to the next level. Hey, it's got to evolve. They're trying to make it hard for me on Patreon. You thought the Thursday episode was going to be like this? It's already taken in there somewhere. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:43:51 No. Ooh, another ep. That'll get them. You see what they're doing now. Man, Jimmy is sucking plastic over here. You niggas better do a little more than pie. Hey, we'll hear about
Starting point is 02:44:11 what you thought of that album later, buddy. What y'all doing? Because Jimmy over here giving out... Hey, we ain't doing that. Nah, fuck that. Oh, you hear this man's back.
Starting point is 02:44:18 What you going to do for two mil? The two mil he got me going crazy. Fam, cut it out. And Shorty. Don't cry., cut it out. And Shorty. Don't cry to Shorty moaning.
Starting point is 02:44:28 And Shorty. What the fuck was that about? Yeah, I'm not. I'm crying and supporting your man's OnlyFans page. Why are you subscribed? I'm crying to Shorty supporting him sucking a strap by moaning. She texted him, too, like, yo, let's go crazy tonight. What you got in mind?
Starting point is 02:44:51 Yo, let's get crazy. That's how it get crazy? Let's take it all the way there tonight. Fuck no. I can't wait to come on here and tell y'all all the stories of the people that are fucking each other on Clubhouse. Now that's going to be
Starting point is 02:45:05 an episode, buddy. They are fucking on that phone app. On that chatty house? That chatting is leading places. They don't hide it at all. That should be obvious as fuck. You walk in a room like, it smells like sex in there. On the phone? Yes.
Starting point is 02:45:22 You two are fucking. Oh, man. Alright, man. Let me play a little jingle A little jingle This man was concerned about him They was like yo you know you on there sucking dick Yo you know you sucked dick last night I don't know if you know I don't know if you've seen it
Starting point is 02:45:42 That was a dick That's crazy I don't know if you've seen it. That was a dick. That's crazy as fuck. That was the wildest friend concern I've ever seen. That nigga took the whole Biden equality legislator to a new level. Hey, he can join the military. He took him on a whole new level to a new level. Who had the whop in that story? All right, let's go.
Starting point is 02:46:10 All right, hey. Was her butt wet afterwards? Oh. See, there go Rory. Close the game. End of the fourth. He shot a shot off. He's going to get a shot off, right?
Starting point is 02:46:29 It's so bushly. Game is over. Shot clock is up. He's still shooting. Rory, just head to the bench, man. That was a good shot. That'll be disgusting. Two hours and 47 minutes in.
Starting point is 02:46:42 No, I finally woke up. I was looking for the good shots earlier. Look, now he's up. He's ready to pod now. No, let's do it. Three hours? Come on. Let's get to five. No, I finally woke up. I was looking for the good shots earlier. Look, now he's up. He's ready to pod now. No, let's do it. Three hours? Come on, let's get to five. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:46:49 Look, now he got all type exclusive stories. Yo, I heard Certified Love A Boy the other day at the end of the pod. Again, rest in peace, Larry King. Rest in peace, Kobe. Rest in peace, Kobe, Gigi. Chester, Kerry, John, Peyton, Sarah, Christina, Ara, and Alyssa. Yo, y'all are so stupid, man.
Starting point is 02:47:16 Y'all are. Don't text. No, I wouldn't even be doing a shit like that. Whatever. If I saw a video of my man do it, I don't think I could text him. Hey, Jimmy. I'm going to have to sit this friendship down. Hey, Jimmy, put that in your close friends. if I saw a video of my man doing it I don't think I could text him hey Jimmy put that in your close friends and then don't put me in your close friends
Starting point is 02:47:31 and then take me out why didn't you put that in your close friends buddy nigga was passionately getting it nigga liked him her nigga liked him her nigga liked her like that are you flagging this
Starting point is 02:47:53 you're not doing shit with Texan right I hate Tavon alright keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the next time I bid you adieu, arrivederci, hasta la vista, adios, so long, goodbye, and all that good stuff. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past, so let's make this one last as if it's all that we have.
Starting point is 02:48:19 There's something else I say at the end that I'm forgetting. I don't remember. I don't remember. Did I do my whole life as a series of moments thing? This was on that 60 track album. All right. Yeah, you probably missed it. No, Jimmy didn't write that last part. Let's play this
Starting point is 02:48:50 for that nigga, man. That's crazy. All right, we out of here. We are gone. Remember the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel
Starting point is 02:49:01 and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Y'all enjoy your headache. We'll be back Saturday same time, same place. She can't feel the plastic. No, she cannot. Good man's hit him concerned. Man, what are you doing?
Starting point is 02:49:17 I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm getting out of here. Girl, you're looking sweet, don't you? All right, new little app. Slow down, man. This isn't that bad. Relax. Do it cool.
Starting point is 02:49:38 Do it cool. It's that new Jimmy. Jesus. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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