The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 415 | "Pacific Northwest"
Episode Date: February 13, 2021On this episode: Joe asks the guys why women get upset when you cashapp other women (21:45). The guys recap Nipsey Hussle & Jay-Z’s new song “What It Feels Like” (31:05), Joe delivers a Screenma...n verse (47:35), and Mal delivers a freestyle in light of Drake allegedly dropping new music this week (53:40). Joe explains why he loves Karen Civil (1:01:30) and also reveals Mal’s Valentine’s Day plans (1:12:50). Universal Music Group removes their catalog from the Triller app, alleging withheld payments to artists, while others refer to their relationship with its competitor, TikTok (1:16:32). Audiomack streams will now influence Billboard chart postitions (1:22:35) after announcing inked licensing agreements with major labels like Sony and UMG. Karrueche releases her newly single photo shoot (1:42:45), and Dr. Dre and Apryl Jones have sparked dating rumors after being spotted together (1:48:40). The guys revisit the co-parenting conversation, addressing what the internet sees and doesn’t see (1:49:00) as well as men lying about their hairlines (2:04:20). A live unboxing on the JBP (2:21:00), debating Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees (2:22:10) and MUCH MORE! For more exclusive content: become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast at www.patreon.com/JoeBudden
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Put on the desk now, right now.
On that last one, we a little crazy.
Uh.
Yo, turn it, turn it, turn it a bit down.
Turn it down a little bit, turn it down, turn it down a little bit.
No, you in your zone.
Uh.
Uh.
Y'all heard the other side of the story.
Now it's my turn.
It ain't when it's someone's turn.
Uh.
Mic check.
Young.
Grew up on Jewett.
Jew shit.
Backpack how I do it.
No car.
Walking in Saccone's.
Felt like the king of NY.
Young Tony.
I need my verse.
Come on.
With James in the back.
What were we rapping about next? I was the first to the day parties.
Um.
Who is it?
Fonz Warwick.
Yeah, there we go.
That's not Fonz Warwick.
There we go.
Um, yeah.
Signed a million dollar deal before the pod.
I was the first to the day.
I'm trying to give you a verse.
Add that.
Turn it down.
Come on, jump in this thing.
Yeah.
I was the first to the day party. I got options.
What you say, party?
Now I'm sipping Bacardi.
Rest in peace, Bob Marley.
Bacardi to Bob Marley is nasty. You know Rory got a rest in peace, Bob Marley. Bacardi to Bob Marley is nasty.
You know Rory got a rest in peace.
And why rappers just throw a rest in peace that has nothing to do with the first at all?
Yo, while we at it.
Nobody else got some Rory bars?
Rory, you would smoke this beat, man.
I would.
More what you would give him.
It was a Bronx tale.
Since Bronx tale.
That's a good start.
I like that start.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Get in your bag real quick.
I like that start.
Rollie on the wrist.
I got to go back.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm not fucking with y'all.
I was on the con course.
Anything can sound good on this shit.
I was just a con trying to find my course.
Right.
Here we go.
Here we go. I was on the finest course.
Caught bodies, no remorse.
Had to plug, you know, the source.
Yes.
Before Benzino and the source.
Right.
That was good.
Now I'm just potting Muslim shit.
God in.
Right.
Right. That type of shit. God body. Right. Right.
That type of shit.
God body.
Maybe God can stop me.
Come on, come on, come on.
You got to leave the uh-uh in there.
You got to leave the uh-uh in there.
Come on, man.
What are we doing right now?
That's because they know it's so authentic when you leave it on.
Look at Roy keep bringing it back.
No, come on, man.
No.
Come on, because you know we're going to spend an hour on this song.
We're going to spend an hour on this song we're gonna spend an hour in the song man
they restoring the feeling y'all felt that i was feeling that for me do you have feelings
i'm hearing this yeah i just played it's my first time i hear it last night well you know we had the
leak oh yeah that feeling that that maul taught that i always bring it up just because i i can imagine it like when athletes see lebron
and when athletes see kobe like it don't really matter what you can do they're judging it just
through different eyes like i would never think that darvin Ham would look at LeBron and be
impressed at how high LeBron can jump.
Like, there's niggas that can jump.
We've seen niggas jump higher than LeBron.
But just the total package of shit.
Like, for a rapper, this has to be the
closest you could come to that.
It's like, you know what's going on
with the words in this.
Maybe the casual
person may not get it. I'm dick riding early, man.
Hold up.
Thought the whole Avengers
wasn't going to come out today?
It's us.
They knew it.
They knew it.
It's us.
Up the rip.
Who else but us?
It's one minute in.
Yeah.
No.
I know exactly where it is.
I get right to it.
101.
It's right there.
Mic check.
One, two, one, two.
Best part on the World Wide Web. I'm here. I'm in's right there. Mic check, one, two, one, two, uh, best pod on the world wide
web. I'm here, I'm in my bag today, let's go. I'm not going to speed it up because the new app
fucks up the pitch. I heard y'all, man. You got to keep building on your creation, man. Regular
pitch, regular pitch, regular pitch. Yo, I'm making short term goals. When the weather flows,
just put away the leather, like? I don't know.
I don't know what to think about that.
I was very old 12, so.
Yeah.
I was very.
This part was well on its way until I,
when I realized that we had a pretty cool dynamic of,
like, Parks Engineering records that are being released,
Rory throwing day parties and trying to make an album and you engineering rockefeller
nah that's google not me i'm just saying like but do you see what it transformed into though
you have us all right i'll start here you have antifa and QAnon on both sides. And you have me and Joe in the middle, terrified for our lives.
We represent the American people.
1,000%.
This is America right here?
Listen, I'm back to home, back to home, back to home.
QAnon and Antifa.
Yo, this second verse right here, smoke this shit.
Listen to this, bro.
This is it.
You want to set them apart?
Set them apart.
Set them apart.
Set him apart.
Set him apart.
Set him apart.
What set Hov apart?
Big Dine?
No.
Nah, he was on the line. He set himself apart from Big when they did records together.
They was two totally different type of rappers.
But I do think the lane opened up for him to become the megastar yeah repping piece big of course i mean that's to me i don't even look at
it like that because you can't fill that void i understand what you're saying but big was just
such a thing about the type of records he did like being an east coast artist to jump on the track
with bone thugs and army at that time we didn't we never really heard that well my retort to that would be that after big set that blueprint because
after that there was volume one which was a bad boy kind of produced album and then we say that
we say that but it was just the first two songs but then volume two then volume two he started
it became a blueprint to incorporate a bounce record on here an R&B record on here
which is the big sauce
I'll put it this way
I don't like that comparison
cause
would Hard Knock Life
not hit if Big was alive
it would've hit
yeah absolutely
like Jay was gonna be Jay
absolutely
sure
but that blueprint of
let me put a bounce record
on here
let me put an R&B record
on here
let me put a street record
let me put a preem record
is Puff
is Puff
that's Big and Puff sauce.
For sure.
Oh, yeah.
Because Nas did it too
with I Am
after Life After Death.
Rory,
you know you lose this.
I still don't think I do.
City is mine.
I know what the girls like.
What else?
Oh, and Sunshine.
All right, so three records.
The rest of that
is not a throwaway.
Stevie J did a record
on there.
He did Lucky Me. That doesn't sound like a fucking... Lucky Me is a bad boy record. is not it's not a throwaway stevie j did uh a record he did lucky
me that doesn't sound like a fucking lucky me is a bad boy record well it's because stevie j did it
bad boy record i disagree well you mean bad boy record the producers no no of course the
i'm saying the sound sampling the smash record you must love me as uh nashim iric and where i'm
from is d-Dot.
It was a lot of bad boy on there.
I'm talking about the sound.
I'm talking about the producers
and the bad boys.
Well, Parks is talking
about the sound.
I'm talking about the sound.
Lucky me and who you with
is a bad boy sound.
And this is not,
Sunshine is not on this.
Yeah, I said Sunshine,
City is mine
and I know what the girls like.
To me,
we're the only
bad boy-esque records.
I disagree.
Three out of 14.
I disagree.
Personally.
And the joints we love, and even the bad boy ones.
Where I'm From is not a bad boy beat, and that's the best record on this album, outside
of the intro.
But I was just about to say, and I'm not going to say this, if I wanted to argue with you
for real, You Must Love me as a bad boy record.
Where I'm from is a bad boy record.
Crack Game is a bad boy record.
Friend or Foe is a bad boy record.
Only if I wanted to argue with you.
When Big got on his street shit,
and when Bad Boy did the street shit,
it sounded like where I'm from.
It sounded like you must love me sounds like,
it's two Biggie records,
I can think of.
But that wasn't even,
that wasn't even any type of bad boy shit.
What's,
why am I blanking on Big's producer?
You must love me,
Big's first producer.
You must love me and somebody.
You're a legend.
Easy Mo B?
Yeah,
like that's not,
Easy Mo B did all the street joints
we like on Ready to Die.
Play You Must Love Me.
He's not a bad boy sound producer at all.
Easy Mo B is not that at all.
Yes and no.
The biggest street record off Ready to Die was Unbelievable, which is Preem.
But I mean, Preem had a relationship with Jay.
No, I meant street-esque records.
But don't do that.
In My Lifetime came out what year?
Like Everyday Struggle.
It came out after Life After Death.
It did, yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
Somebody Got to Die is You Must Love Me.
There's another one on there that is You Must Love Me.
But I'm not trying to argue, so I would never argue that because that's Sonic.
Volume 1 was absolutely influenced by Bad Boy.
But Bad Boy influenced everything back there.
I'm just saying that the three Bad Boy-esque singles where it was like,
all right, this was definitely a throwaway or supposed to be a single for big
was the three I named.
City Is Mine, I Know What The Girl Is Like, and Sunshine.
They put on the shiny suits.
Of course, this album is definitely a
bad boy influenced album.
But I just think
three are the
stereotypical bad boy shit.
And where I'm from
is not bad boy.
Which is D-Dot.
Which is bad boy.
I made my point clear
in saying I'm not talking
about the actual producers.
I'm talking about the sound.
The typical bad boy sound. But then I'm right because D-Dot is the bad boy. I've made my point clear in saying I'm not talking about the actual producers. I'm talking about the sound. The typical bad boy
sound.
But then I'm right
because B-Dot is the
bad boy sound.
All those producers
have made sounds that
don't sound like bad
boy shit.
Eventually, yeah.
I'm saying producers
can change their sound.
That's what I'm talking
about.
What has B-Dot done
that don't sound like
bad boy shit?
I'd have to bring up
a shit.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
Anytime I've ever heard
B-Dot.
How to Rob, 50. Shout out to all the hitmen, man. Absolutely. I'd have to bring up a shit that's what I'm saying like I don't know anytime I've ever heard how to rob 50
and shout out to all the
shout out to all the hitmen man
absolutely
Nashima Rick
and 6th July
maybe I just think
and just shout out to
D-Dot as a human
maybe I think
it's just a great guy
entirely too high of bad boy
and I know the niggas
are going to say that
because I work April Fools
but I think really
really high of bad boy
how could you not
I said Puff is the greatest air ball of all time.
So y'all know where I stand.
Yeah, maybe that's, maybe that's, there's some of that.
There's some of that in there.
Oh, I got drops. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's Parks. Microphone check.
One, two, what episode is this?
415.
Episode 415.
She's going slow since we left the game.
God damn.
415.
We left the game?
No.
But you know.
You know.
Not the game, but the game.
The inner game.
The game within the game.
Welcome to episode 415 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I am your humble, gracious, grateful, episode 415 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I am your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,
depending on what month it is, am I highly favored.
Here with a few of my nearest and dearest friends.
Maul is here, Rory is here, Parks is here, Erickson is here,
Savon is here, Corey is here, and Alex is here.
And whoever's sitting on the stairway that I can't see is here also.
I'm not sure if Rem is here.
She hasn't come down to visit us since she got the new pad.
The gentleman sitting on the staircase is who I set up to line you on the way out.
Got it.
It's the goons, the worry goons.
Damn it.
I hate when they're loud inside.
Listen, it's cold outside. I hate when they can sit in on the-
You got to feed the wolves, man.
Sit in on the pod.
Feed the wolves.
You do have to feed the wolves.
Or they'll eat you. feed the wolves, man. Sit in on the pod. Feed the wolves. You do have to feed the wolves. Or they'll eat you.
Feed the wolves.
That's so fucked up that rappers have to go through that lesson too.
Feeding the wolves?
Yeah.
So many lessons that rappers have to go through that are not talked about enough.
Yeah, feeding the wolves or going bankrupt because of the wolves.
Either one.
Yeah.
Or getting ate by the wolves.
It's fucked up when you got to start fighting the dudes that are there to protect you
oh my god
that's horrible
damn it
very much so
anywho man
how's everybody doing
good man
how you guys feeling
I feel amazing
good good
everything's good
I'm awesome
glad you asked
how you feeling Joe
we supposed to get
some bitch ass snow
it's the only parks
that ever has
I'm doing
but I feel great
in case the haters
had another thing to say
hit them with another
hat for your head top.
On your head top.
On your head top.
Vinci's all over that thing.
How you got more hats for your head top?
Givenchy.
And you see you got a change of clothes over there.
Couple hats in the corner.
Hats on hats on hats.
This nigga is no cap.
That should be like four or five grand right there.
Your new name is no cap.
Four or five grand.
You saved that one.
No, I've really, that was a first time.
I've been at this house.
You've seen this house.
I don't pay attention to your hats.
They pissed me.
Hold on.
We don't know.
I mean, it's sitting up here.
What shit is that?
I just don't put it on camera.
I don't know.
So y'all just sat that there?
Nobody knows who that's from?
Get this shit out of here.
Get this shit out of here.
Who is that?
This is like our MeUndies ad.
Yeah.
Who is that?
Okay, we're going to tell you.
Oh, all right.
Well, everybody looking at me like a fucking-
I don't know.
Like, should Knight just walked in the room or something? Nigga, who shit is that? I really don't know Like shit Knight just walked in the room With some nigga
Who shit is that?
I really don't know
You won't come to pod on time
No I'm on pod to time
I'm on time to pod on me
No you're on pod to time
You like
Hitting the chat at 10am
To about noon
Like nigga
Fuck you think this is
Nigga just sitting on the edge of the bed
Waiting for you to give a time
Nigga get the fuck out of here
Nigga's got shit to do
Nigga what the fuck you talking about
You can't say noon at 10.
This nigga's crazy.
What's wrong with this nigga, man?
That's not how this thing works, nigga.
I know you can see me in the screen.
I know you can see me in the screen.
Zoom in on everyone.
Nah, zoom in on this nigga right here.
Someone help.
We in here on our day off
because of this nigga.
Then he going to hit the chat
at 10 talking about noon.
Nigga, fuck you.
I'll be here too, nigga.
How about that?
And we was talking before,
there's been some shit
where I really had to do
some stuff over the weekend
on a Friday
that would really help my
like,
life.
But what you do?
You know.
Sacrifice for the team.
Sacrifice, sacrifice yo everyone can't
do the thursday shit i'll just suck it up and then hold on i'll take the red eye flight home
the reason joe is making us record on a thursday i'm not even gonna say yeah but it ain't a reason
no hold on then the nigga tried to pop fly and say yo we could have came in here on friday like
no no no no don't do that don't do that while we're here don't talk fly while we're here don't
do that because if niggas could've been here on Friday
We would've been here on Friday
But because
The homie asked
We said nah for you fam
It's nothing
We'll be here Thursday
For you?
But you ain't gonna hit the group chat
On Thursday at 10am
And say noon
And think I'ma be here at noon
We not doing that
Nah
Nah fuck that
Floor is yours Senator
You know what I'm saying?
Nah y'all keep talking
You know what I mean?
Then you niggas got hats on, hats on, hats over here.
That's for you.
That ain't for me, blood.
Yeah.
I don't know who that is.
Because it's not upside down?
Nah, I don't even know what that is.
It is upside down.
I don't even recognize.
Oh, never mind.
You do have it upside down.
I was about to say, I don't even recognize you when the Raiders is the right way up.
Nah, nah, nah.
We always got the upside down somewhere.
You know that.
All right.
How was y'all little Patronage?
It was actually one of my favorite.
I know they don't ever want to hear us talk about Patron.
So we call it Patron now.
Yeah.
Because that'll save us.
One of my favorite episodes.
Yeah?
By far.
Okay.
Got out some grievances.
Okay.
I'll just be having to make sure before I start talking.
You kept the files?
I love this podcast.
So, Monday.
I didn't hear a Monday in your story.
What about Monday?
Why don't I tell you?
Monday, I say, yeah.
It's right here.
Put this on the screen.
Parks said, yeah. here it's right here put this on the screen park said yeah i said if parks and erickson are
available to start filming at noon for patreon stuff then i'll be there early dot dot dot thursday
i'd like us to potentially tape our saturday episode who's with me erickson jumped in that
works for me mall jumped in and said,
the plan was to record Thursday for Saturday anyways.
Correct?
Parks said, I'm cool with noon and Thursday.
I said, perfect.
I'll be there before noon.
To that you say?
That makes no fucking sense.
That was on Monday.
And we never said that was for Thursday.
That was for Tuesday, first of all.
I mean, Paul, so now with our Patreon episode.
I'm right. You can say I'm right.
Fuck him. I'm right.
Nigga, what the fuck you talking about?
You can't ask that.
That don't even make sense what he's saying.
If Paul says, wait, wait, time out.
What did Paul say last night in the chat?
What did Paul say in the chat?
What time tomorrow? So if Paul didn't even know, time out. What did Parks say last night in the chat? What did Parks come in the chat with? If Maul says.
So, Parks didn't even know what time today.
Oh, Jesus.
Parks hit last night and said, what time tomorrow?
You responded at 10 a.m. and said noon.
Am I right or wrong?
Just tell me if I'm right or wrong.
Maul's right on this one.
I'm right, fam.
I know I'm right.
I'm not going to just sit here.
Well, it's also at 6.50 in the morning.
Not at 10 a.m.
That's the time I got it, at 10. When I woke up. I'm not going to sit here. Well, it's also at 6.50 in the morning. Not at 10 a.m. That's the time I got it, at 10, when I woke up.
Gotcha.
Still.
All right.
I'm just happy to see everyone.
Time out.
No, I'm not out this fight yet.
Let's discuss scheduling.
Maul's got this one, Parks.
You're right.
I'm open to other people being right.
No, you're not.
No, you're not. Open to it. being right. No, you're not. No, you're not.
Open to it.
Holy shit.
But I'm not rolling.
No, you're not.
I'm open to it.
We can discuss you possibly being right.
But you're wrong.
But you're wrong.
I will not ask this to Maul.
What say the rest of the room to Maul has never been on time?
That's not true either.
Well,
well,
we can look at the time cards.
Only to our flights to LA.
What does the rest of the room
have to say
to that little blurb?
That's not true either.
Maul moves to the beat
of his own drum.
That's not true.
Maul be late.
I don't be late.
If I get here too,
for five years straight.
First of all,
y'all get y'all shit off
and then the defense is going to address this. Defend what? It's five years straight. of all Y'all get y'all shit off And then the defense
Is going to address this
Defend what?
It's 5 years straight
No that's not true
That's not true
First of all
If I get here at 2
What are y'all doing usually
Before we started
The Patron shit
Y'all eating
Chilling
Smoking cigs
I walk in at 2.40
Because we don't start recording
Till 3.30 anyway
If we get here at 2
Because we're waiting
We can't
I would eat
I would eat before I come That's not true I'm just trying to fill the time without you no i know
i know you can't but usually when i get here at two that was that's how you talk your shit and i
like this one on that two o'clock that's right y'all can't right no no i'm just saying we usually
start the usual time was two if i get here closer to two everybody's usually chilling
it's been times i walked in the studio And they just eating
Doing shit
But I'm just saying
That's what we usually do
Come in and eat
And then talk shit and record
Okay then let's say noon
So we can record at 2
But this just started
This noon shit
This just started last week
Well that's cause of the Patronia
That's all I'm saying
And today
I would've been here at noon
If I didn't wake up at 10
And see noon
I feel you
I woke up at 10 Yeah I'm just like I live here so I don't know I didn't wake up at 10 and see noon. I feel you. I woke up at 10.
Yeah, I'm just like, yo, what the fuck?
I live here, so I don't know.
I didn't know we was coming in at noon today.
I just tabled across the board for everybody.
If we do say a time, and a time that we scheduled prior, I agree with you on the noon part.
If we say two, let's just all be heard, too.
I agree with that part.
The funny thing about our scheduling is we say two.
You know what, Alex?
This is fun for you because you have a podcast, right?
And I hate Joe.
I be trying to understand why he be having a blast.
I spoke to Joe last night.
Well, not last night.
Yesterday.
I said, yo, I'm going to come in early tomorrow, right?
This is before you hit the chat last night and said, what time?
So I said, yo, I'm going to come in early tomorrow.
He said to me, yo, I'll see you at noon tomorrow.
That's not what I said.
That's not.
See, this nigga be lying his ass off.
Yo, man, what we got to talk about? Cash App, the greatest app in the world. Yeah, shout out to you, Cash said. That's not. See, this nigga be lying his ass off. Yo, man, what we got? What we got to talk about?
Cash App, the greatest app in the world.
Yeah, shout out to you, Cash App niggas.
Powered by.
Just let me do it, man.
Powered by.
Empowered by.
Sponsored by.
Brought to you by.
Defended by.
Enabled by.
Defended by.
Damn, Brokey.
Cash App.
Greatest app in the world.
Greatest app in the world. Greatest app in the world.
By far.
Easy.
Now what?
Not sending it.
Not sending it.
You can pass that my way if you need.
If you need to get something off.
Not sending it.
Yo, when we put our Cash Apps out, however long ago that was, the amount of people that request.
It's a nightmare.
Like, if you want to request 20 bucks because you can't eat that day,
I respect it.
But the audacity
of strangers
just requesting
a light 15 grand
and sometimes
my fingers can slip.
I might accept by accident.
Oh,
no,
you have to be really careful.
Like,
that's what they cash
that do got to fix
is like the immediately
decline thing.
Yeah,
they need to hit you
with the are you sure?
Yeah, yeah. It's like, with the, are you sure? Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like,
give me the,
are you sure?
Right.
Now you're second guessing yourself.
Like,
am I sure?
I don't know.
This is the right one to hit.
I don't know.
Are you sure?
Give me the,
are you sure they should put that judging by your contacts?
Like,
are you sure you want to send this girl this much money?
She's not even in your phone.
She's not saved in your phone.
Why are you sending this girl This much money
She's saved as a dog walker
There's no way
That it costs that much
Hey man
Nah she walked the dog though
Everybody eats
Walk the fucking dog
She walked the dog
She walked the dog
Dog get going
Yeah yeah
She make sure that dog
Eats the bathroom
That's one thing she gonna do
I haven't
I haven't found
A successful way
to object to women being mad
when you cash app other women money
while you're in a relationship.
Wonder how I understand how you get that.
I got to laugh at Joe the way I do, man.
What woman is going to be okay
with you sending,
what woman of yours
is going to be okay
with you sending a woman money?
Money of all things.
None. Of all things. None. Ain't no woman ever going to be okay with you sending a woman money? Money of all things. None.
Of all things.
Ain't no woman ever going to be cool with that.
But that's not a big deal.
It is.
It is.
It is.
That's a big deal.
To a woman, that is a very big deal.
But there's no women in the room.
So why are y'all saying that?
I know women.
I know women in real life.
Tell me how y'all feel about it.
Well, I mean, there's probably no difference of throwing money in a strip club.
But if that woman's not a stripper, I'd have to ask why you're giving this woman money.
So you can't loan, not you, you, but you can't loan your female friend money while you're in a relationship.
Of course you can.
You can, but.
But it comes with trouble.
Yes.
Potentially, yeah.
Trouble, it's a conversation.
I wouldn't say trouble. Yes. Potentially, yeah. Trouble, it's a conversation. I wouldn't say trouble
but here's the thing.
If it's your female friend like that
then your girl knows her.
It gets eyeballs.
That's not true.
It's not all the way true.
It can be true
and not all the way true.
If it's your female friend for real
like your real female friend
your girlfriend most likely knows her.
Knows of her, baby.
No, or knows of her.
She don't have to know her
or have met her experienced her but she can know of her. Yeah, but if, baby. No, what knows of her? She don't have to know her or have met her,
experienced her,
but she can know of her.
Yeah, but if it's your female friend.
It's COVID.
The only way your girl
doesn't know a female friend of yours
is because you don't want her to know her.
That's not true at all.
Yeah, that's not true.
That's not true?
Well, you have traveled.
My real female friends,
if I had a girlfriend,
they would know my girlfriend.
They would be,
they would have conversations
with my girl.
Why?
Because that's my real female friend. It depends. Do they live in the same city? You know what I mean? Even if they would know my girlfriend. They would have conversations with my girl. Why? Because that's my real female friend.
It depends.
Do they live in the same city?
You know what I mean?
Even if they don't.
Man factors.
Even if they don't.
What, I'm going to put them in a group chat?
Like, yo, meet each other.
I talk to people all the time that don't live in the same city as me.
Sure, but doesn't mean shit.
No, it's anybody.
I'm just saying.
Living in the same city doesn't mean anything no more.
As long as you have a phone, you're in the same city.
You have known all your partner's male friends. No the answer no no no no the answer is no but no no no
i'm talking but if she was sending them money if they was on that type of level i would know who
the dude was if the chick was sending a nigga money you think i wouldn't if my girl if i had
a girlfriend and she's gonna do money and says that's her friend you think i wouldn't know him
you know what i would think that guy is fly i think that's possible no that's her friend, you think I wouldn't know him? You know what I would think? That guy is fly. I think that's possible. No, that's not possible.
And if it did, then it would be a problem.
If I didn't know him, I'm like, who is this dude you just sent the money to?
I'm going to hold your wing on this.
I'll take the psycho card on this.
But I'm going to always object to that.
I'm going to always object.
That makes zero sense to me.
Maybe that's because how I view money.
Which part makes no sense? Money means nothing to me. Maybe that's because how I view money. Which part makes no sense?
Money means nothing to you.
That's how I view money.
How do you view money?
Let's stay right there.
How do you view money?
It's not the biggest of deals.
Shh, this nigga here, B.
Cut it out.
You try to return sweats that you wore for two months.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing that. And took Instagram pictures and took instagram pictures yo you know what's funny you were not to interpret my actions you said it yo you told
the story that's true i did but it wasn't because i needed the 400 i didn't say you needed it that's
not what i said it was more so a logic a well thought out yo i'm never wearing this stuff
again you might have needed the 400 this time.
Not at that time.
You were up a little bit.
I didn't need the 400 at that time.
That was recently.
That was a long time ago.
That was between all of Lost Rage.
I think you needed the 400.
That was 2015.
Fam, you were wearing that sweatsuit with those
horrible LeBrons you had for six years.
You needed to four on it.
That wasn't the flyest of fits
that you put everything new together.
Or I thought I was styling.
Tell me how you thought you was styling
doing that after two months.
Yo, you heard the Jay-Z song that came out?
Yeah, yeah.
I heard it.
I heard it.
He got his shit off.
Yeah, he got his shit off.
I don't like y'all
because y'all know Maul ain't never been on time
We just let him say shit
I just said he's never been
That's not true
Drink your little healthy drink
I told you I was coming in early today
What time I got here at 2?
I used to get here at 2.45, 3
We did
We did 7 months
Before you got here
But that's because
You wanted to tell niggas
12 at 7 in the morning
While niggas are sleeping
Well no listen
And I understand that point.
So now, like, Parks lives here.
Erickson has a raise.
I'll just come here.
I don't want to ever inconvenience you and Rory.
It's not about that.
I'll come here and just talk about Cheetos and shit.
Like, I'll find something to talk about.
Yeah, but that's not compelling.
Nobody want to hear that shit.
If we just plan it.
Have you ever really got into Cheetos?
Listen, I saw a white lady
the other day make,
she put the Flamin' Hot Cheetos
in the frying pan,
melted it up real good,
then poured it,
she put some noodles in there,
baked it up,
threw some cheese in there,
poured it in there,
and then she had
Flamin' Hot Macaroni and Cheese.
That actually sounds pretty good.
She said it was great.
I'm not going to try it.
She ate shit for a week.
Nah. Or immediately. She should immediately. One or the other. I'm not going to try it. She ain't shit for a week. Nah.
Or immediately.
She shit immediately.
One or the other.
I think she shit immediately.
When I used to eat the Flamin' Hatchitos,
I used to fart like hell.
Yeah, you ever see what's in that shit?
I hate when somebody else notices a side effect
that you're experiencing before you.
It's usually farts.
They notice I was farting.
Not necessarily, man.
Me and Corey was taking a drive one day. Me and Corey don't even really talk when we're in the car. like they notice usually farts they notice i was farting not necessarily man me and cory was
taking a drive one day me and cory don't even really talk when we're in the car and he tapped
me he was driving i was in passenger seat high as hell from the street he tapped me real quick
shut up rory it was real quick it was like three seconds yo your teeth falling out from that molly oh shit
and then he kept driving
oh like
like the time
and I said oh word
oh I gotta chill
you said his teeth
I can just casually tell you
I gotta chill
yo
yo by the way
your fronts
they missing my nigga
he said mo
yo your teeth turning
turning yellow
and you keep grinding lock grinding your jaw up.
I think it's that molly.
You better check that.
It just kept on.
I was like, damn, man, thanks.
Why none of my other friends mentioned that one?
Because they noticed my teeth?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, remember when Blank had that halitosis thing happening?
It was a big thing in the house to figure out how to tell him.
Nigga mouth was humming, coming at you.
Right at you.
Right at you, though.
Right at you.
And he kept talking to us in our face.
Always has secrets.
Always has secrets.
Man.
How do you tell?
It's always that dude that has that, that want to get real close to your face.
Yeah, like, nigga, I don't care about this secret.
Get away from me.
How do you tell your man that?
Yo, your mom said.
Yo, men suck at talking to men.
That's true.
You know what it is?
I've had that conversation with my man.
You got halitosis in the back of your mouth.
No, you don't.
You never told your man.
You got halitosis, I think.
It depends on who the friend is.
I've said to a close friend, you have stomach problems.
That's not brushing your teeth.
Oh, you said that to me two weeks ago.
That don't count.
That's not the same as halitosis, your breath stink.
I'm talking about his breath was crazy.
That shit coming from your soul.
It's coming from your stomach.
You smell a difference.
I'm giving you every stick of gum
to be the cool friend.
It's not working.
It's in your stomach.
Hey, Corey,
did that shit two weeks ago
too after you did that?
Did you tell him?
Yo,
Rory's right.
Go to the doctor.
I said, for real?
Which, by the way,
I didn't like.
He is right.
I hate when Rory's right.
It happens very often.
And I hate going to the doctor.
The little button hive,
like the real,
real small niche button hive
killed me for pointing that out to you.
What could be wrong with him
if he's burping?
I don't know.
He does it every two seconds
from his stomach.
Maybe he should get it checked out.
Yeah,
that could be asking.
Like,
yo,
would you shut the fuck up
and just let Joe burp?
I'm like,
no,
he's my friend.
Yeah.
I think I want to know.
I got to change your diet a little.
That's stupid.
Get some Tums.
Those niggas on the internet be sandy.
No, I was a handful of people.
Let him burp.
I'm like, what the fuck?
No, we like Joe.
And another Corey, which I'm Corey's story.
I've maybe said this.
I'll keep it quick on this podcast.
When you three of us was driving out of DC and the tire blew the fuck out on my side
and sparks were flying everywhere.
I'm flipping out in the backseat
and Corey goes,
yo,
I think you just blew a tire.
There's sparks flying.
I had my window open.
I'm covered in sparks.
You lit a cigarette out the window?
The more we talk about it,
something is off with this nigga.
Because wait.
But he said it like,
it took a couple seconds.
You know how long
a couple seconds is?
And then Rory was in the car
being white.
He said,
No.
It's on fire.
So I'm in the,
I'm in wherever I'm at.
No, you're driving.
I'm saying,
I was driving.
You was driving.
Corey was in the front seat.
That's how I know.
Me and him can't hang out together, man.
I was driving.
Yeah, y'all just let shit out. I said, I should pull over, right? Corey says, the exit seat. Me and him can't hang out together, man. I was driving.
I said, I should pull over right, Corey.
We drove like a mile.
We drove like a mile.
There's an exit coming. With the tire on fire. Rory panicking back there.
We about to blow up.
Right by the gas tank.
Then a white dude came and picked us up
and I was like,
I'll go with him. And they were all petrified for my life. Not just a white dude. He was that white dude came and picked us up and I was like, I'll go with him. And they were all petrified for my life.
Not just a white dude.
He was that white dude.
Yeah, he was going to kill you.
The one that you see on the news.
And we was in West Bubblefuck, Maryland.
Not close to DC.
I've seen that dude in mad movies.
The movies are escaping me right now.
But you know the white guy with the pickup truck that picks you up on the side of the highway.
Any movie on Discovery.
Yeah, exactly.
All right. Where would you gentlemen like to begin?
30 minutes in.
At least I ain't dropped this time.
Is it time?
I think it's time.
You know it's time.
We can let this whole shit rock.
And this is what it feels like
Look, the only reason I survive
Cause a nigga is special first
You get successful, then it gets stressful, thirst
Niggas gon' test you, see what your texture's worth
Diamonds and pipes, one of them pressure first Street n, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh on my wrist Drop another mixtape, my shit booming out this bitch Young Malcolm, I'm the leader of the movement
Out this bitch, look
And this is what it feels like
Reach a level, make you question, is it real life?
All the weed good, all the pussy real tight
And the only rule, keep your dollar bills right
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like
Uh-oh, where you at?
Go for your bricks, way before Orbeez double disc
40 on my lap, clap, sound like 40
Did the mix, filled the bass, sipping coffee Way before Orbeez double diss 40 on my lap Clap sound like 40 Turn it off Turn it off Pause it
He's 50
Hey listeners
You knew it was coming
Just let us hovenger for a second
Yeah just for a little bit
Call us corny
Call us dick riders
We don't care
He's 50
Is he older than 50?
Might be 51 now.
Listen,
I know that Hov loves Nipsey
like a lot.
So I didn't think that
they would fuck this song up.
One.
Two,
boy have,
is this a posthumous release?
Posthumous?
It is.
Posthumous shit has really come a long way.
Can you look up the definition of that exact word, Screamin'?
This, man.
After death.
Post-death.
Just post-death.
Okay.
Listen, back to rappers analyzing rappers.
For the people that don't know out there,
that have never put yourself in that frame of mind,
when any rapper gets in the booth and starts with Scorpion bricks,
way before every double did,
funny on my lap,
clap like on the mix.
All right.
You got a long night coming.
A rapper has a long day ahead of him when the verse starts there.
Cause now you got like,
if it's a 16,
he got 14 of that left.
And this ain't a 16.
Far past a 16.
Turn it up.
Like a Michelin star chef, chef.
Kiss to my wrist.
I go dummy with my left.
I arrest on my dick.
Try to audit all my checks too late.
You know they hate when you become more than they expect.
You let them crack and storm your capital.
Put they feet up on your desk.
And yet you talking tough to me.
I lost all my little respect.
I'm selling weed
Been to open, bringing folks home from the feds, I know the payback gon' be mean
I'm saving all my little red, pray for me y'all, one day I'ma have to pay for these thoughts
Real niggas is distinct, it ain't safe for me, my dawg, they killing niggas in they own hood
That make sense to you at all, you urge your friends to the other side, you know you can't swim across
Y'all know niggas can't swim, they fried my gaffy,y, y'all know niggas can't win You never land, no jokes aside
I arrived on the day, prehempt, and got murked
Hold up, assassinated just to clarify further
Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off
That worked on me
That worked
Reasonably so
The hoe was born then?
No, that is kind of crazy though
I mean, it's definitely crazy when he words it that way
they're gonna call me a dick rider go ahead you can never be the big stepper now they killed me
already though listen on one of them podcasts i said something that i'm sure sounded crazy like
like hove is a different variation of some of the, whatever he's doing right here.
I said it before and got killed for it, understandably so.
If you don't view it like that,
then you wouldn't view it like that. What do you mean?
All of the shit that he's saying here,
I arrived on the day Fred Hampton got murked,
big step in the jet with my legs crossed.
I gave this, my niggas came from home, I did.
He getting his activist back right now.
So I've said that
in 2021, what do...
When we watching all them old docs,
what Sam Cooke did,
Fred Hampton did,
there's one coming soon.
There's mad at those.
But what does that man look like
today? Even in one night in Miami shit
with all those gentlemen fighting for whatever they fought for, what does that guy look like today under today in one night in Miami shit with all those gentlemen fighting for whatever they fought for,
what does that guy look like today under today's rules, today's standards, today's government,
today's laws, today's everything?
And for me, with music playing such a huge part in everything, politics, Wall Street,
like, yeah, yeah.
It's not that.
It's not done like that. But the fight is the same and the merit is the same and the words are the same.
I take the words. Listen, I've said here before, like back in the days when niggas had to escape the Underground Railroad, niggas had to speak in the songs and put shit in like that.
That's still happening. It's just the 2021 version of that.
So like if Hov don't do this, like who does it?
If Kendrick don't do that, then who does it?
Who does it?
I can't.
This is the one conversation where Drake name can't even come up.
Which I think he's admitted and would say the same thing.
But I'm saying who would say that point is wrong?
A bunch of people.
Because this guy's a rapper. Rapper is to, when you put the term rapper on somebody, it's to minimize them. but I'm saying who would say that point is wrong? A bunch of people.
Because this guy's a rapper.
Rapper is to,
when you put the term rapper on somebody,
it's to minimize them.
But Hov has actions outside of rap that have nothing to do with rap
that are in the activist bag.
Hov, for the last however many years of his career,
has been telling us that none of that shit matters
because I'm a nigga still.
He just has his own version of that.
That shit LeBron experienced with the shut up and play ball,
Hove would never because he been experienced that.
He been tried to buy art in 01 that he couldn't get.
He tried to him and B get the crib in 03 and lost it to the nigga that made
mind games or whatever.
Like he's had different experiences with that.
So it's the same
fight just different level i like when he does this shit he's been but jay has been on this for
a few years now and this is this goes back to a conversation we had when i said to me personally
jay is just as important or just as strong as malcolm was and I say that because when you're a
rapper you have people's attention you have the audience you have the ears and
if you have the ears then you can gain the minds you know I'm saying and it's
just because we put it over a drum and a snare and keys and all of that in a
sample you take all that away and just listen to the message and what he's
saying you know I'm saying this and to me that's why it's more important because of the hip-hop generation is so strong hip-hop globally is the
biggest it's the biggest genre on the planet music so when you have a guy as as intelligent
and knows how to put words together the way jay does that's when i said made the comparison to
malcolm maul is absolutely right and yet all that shit don't mean nothing well he
knows that it don't mean a thing like i think when it was the what's free verse that came out
where i hit him and i said dog you bugging and he called me and we spoke and i said yeah why you
ain't should have been to giving us these gems or whatever the song was and he was like i've been
doing this for 15 years putting
shit in there if they don't pick it up they don't pick it up deeper than the words mall last week i
was like yo i said the nerve of y'all man the fucking niggas they never tried to sell something
trying to sell something then rory had a stronger butt which was yo we was we they got so parties i
did i did my thing he's right but in my head boy do i know the difference
in trying to sell somebody a good time and selling somebody something that they don't want to hear
while they're on their way to work right so for me that's where hove is important because yes the
words are there but you you kind of have to know if you don't know his fight then you won't respect
the like that president of the fdM, said that shit was big.
It was big.
It showed that a rapper could do it.
I know we make the Rock Nation brunch jokes,
but there is a Rock Nation.
That's a big thing.
They killed him for title.
I know,
I know.
I understand why.
It's a big deal.
This stuff is a big thing.
It's because they feel like we're not supposed to,
we're not supposed to step foot in those rooms,
in those spaces.
Yeah.
And that's why he said on the record,
he was like, I'm the one that they fear in the room right Yeah And that's why he said on the record He was like
I'm the one that they fear
In the room right now
It's because they know
Like once a guy like him
Is at these
In these meetings
And in these rooms
It's like
It's only a matter of time
Before there's more
And then what happens then
You know what I'm saying
Once we realize like
Oh we really have
All of the power
Right
We just have to
We don't have organization
That's what we lack
Organization
That's all it is We have the capital we have the money we have the voices we have the
people we have the intelligence we have the creativity influence we have the influence we
have everything except organization we just won't come together on one collective thing like his always is encompassing of things far greater than hip hop
so if you just end hip hop
and you're viewing it
from just that
lens then I mean
you're not I don't know
you're not going to get it
I don't know somebody else who could say
some of this stuff
with the cadence that he
says it and
it come off the same way like i appreciate early hove just used to come in and tell us all the
shit that we was doing that was whack oh you niggas was wearing timbs you niggas sipping mo
you niggas is you driving what you're like you wearing what chain across like just whatever but
in his defense too he's he sprinkled this stuff in there like the funk flex
freestyle that we love yeah he's telling us that he's better than us but if you listen to it there's
a lot of what he's saying in here in that freestyle it just was overshadowed because we were focused
on the rich punch lines he's done today it's no sprinkling yes it's straight it is straight to the
point straight to the point not just me
but my wife
who's the greatest ever
it's anything
our production
anything we touch
you want her in the cover
you want me in the cover
go hire some black people
go do that
it's just bigger than
it's just bigger than the music
and
I appreciate it
is all
I don't want to dick ride
too much but
nah this shit is beautiful
this shit is beautiful
nips sounded great
because when you do
shit like this not because you a part. Because when you do shit like this,
not because you are a part of it,
when you do shit like this,
like,
I find joy,
right?
And sometimes I post some of our little skits
that we do on Instagram.
Uh-huh.
And yeah,
the fans see it
and they clown us
and get the clan of money bags
or they have their jokes
or whatever.
But I smile inside
because they see it too.
Amazon sees it.
Apple sees it.
Netflix sees it.
Sirius sees it.
Whoever you want to name, Showtime,
they all see it.
So yeah, he killed this verse on some rap shit.
But I know the ears that are listening to this verse,
it's a different set of ears.
So I love this just prideful ego.
And yet y'all talking tough to me.
I just love it.
I just love it.
And you have to have accomplished enough
to be able to do it.
I'm done with my dick riding.
I really, really, really appreciate this.
I did not text Hove.
I didn't reach out
because the last six verses have been this.
Well, no, I like the action.
It's great that a 51-year-old could rap better than everyone, period.
But I like the action outside of the rap shit.
Of course.
Everything he's talking about, his focus has not been hip-hop
in however many years.
There's action behind all these words.
Shout out to Mike.
This ain't just rapping anymore.
Shout out to Mike and Keys and Rance from 1500 and nothing on the production.
For sure.
What a beat. They crushed. Fountain Roy too. Shout out to James F Keys and Rance from 1500 and nothing on the production team. For sure. What a beat.
They crushed.
Fountain Roy too.
Shout out to James Fountain Roy.
What a beat.
I think Ali mixed it.
Shout out to Ali.
Oh, they had an all-star.
They just had an all-star crew.
No, but I mean, honestly, that was Nipsey's clique too, though.
It was.
Like, all that minus Hov is a regular Nipsey.
That's on Crenshaw.
You could get all that.
Like, that's who Nipsey ran with.
Mm-hmm.
So that just shows the genius of both sides who Nipsey ran with so that just shows
the genius of both sides
of Nipsey
and 1500 and Nothing
yeah but it's not
showing the genius
of y'all
they left it there
that bar went over my head
look y'all still wanna
keep talking about
this song right I can't kill Christ, black messiah, that's what I feel like Shit ain't gon' stop, could y'all spill blood
We gon' turn up even more, since y'all killed God
And this is what it feels like
Yeah, let's get to the end of this bad boy
They left me right there for parks, Rory, malls, they bombed
Alex, you look like you should have balls
Somebody, Erickson, come bachata, do something, nigga
Come on, what's up?
And this is what it feels like
I was never tired, leave that alone
Y'all mean, let me tell her my side of things
Say bye, how you come on?
Yo, these niggas just sent me to the store
They think it's about pizza
Yo, hold on, let me tell you
And this is what it feels like
They treat me like
It's like I'm a gun
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like
I think we're not doing it
I love Nas too much And this is what it feels like We're not doing it, it's just funny cuz
Nah, it's just funny cuz we're not dissing him
And this is what it feels like
He's a gun
He's a gun
No, that's not right
Oh, look at y'all, y'all really trying to get
Y'all trying to get an EP out
Oh, Park's looped it, don't play it
This how OLS3 came out
Don't let Joe get into it.
Play your loop.
I don't know if we're having a blast in here.
I don't know if this is entertaining for the listeners.
Oh, man, I could do this for three hours.
Oh, yeah, easily.
Easily.
Easily.
Listen, Joey got a couple mil, but I struggle still.
I don't know how the bubble feel.
I'm a fool. I still know how to bubble feel Untucked and still, when I come
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like When I tuck this steel
And this is what it feels like
I still know how to
When I tuck this steel
These niggas
on my Fred Hampton
taxes, the IRS
This nigga talking about this steel
He talking about the bubble
This nigga's crazy this steel. He talking about the bubble.
This nigga's crazy, yo.
I was going to say, let it rock.
Everybody needs a verse.
That right there.
And we're back.
Joe is off the floor.
Yeah, man.
Special.
That's what music is supposed to do.
That's a moment.
I was waiting for Scream Man To spit something
Well
Not when Clef's around though
I forgot about that
Not when what Clef's around
I forgot y'all got sunk by
By young Clef
I ain't been the same since
I've been terrified of carnivals
That's usually how it goes
Come on Scream When Clef came to the cypher I ain't been the same since. Fuckers. I've been terrified of carnivals. That's usually how it goes. That's usually how it happens.
Come on, Scream.
When Clef came to the cypher,
I didn't expect that one.
Scream, man.
Ever since a teen, man.
I've been serving them fiends, man.
Yo, get Rory in the booth.
We are.
We are.
Scream, man.
Been serving the fiends, man.
How they don't understand what I mean, man
Uh, what you give me, what you give me, yo, Paul Hart
What you give me, what you give me, yo, Paul Hart
I only ever need to know where the verse is going
Like, just give me what your content is about
And we can get it there
It's kinda like fillin' in the lines Once you know what a nigga really about Fill in, got you. And we can get it there. It's kind of like
filling in the lines.
Once you know what a nigga
really about,
fill in the lines,
fill in the blanks.
Screaming.
Yo, am I the A mic or B mic?
Say, Vaughn,
know what it be like.
What it be like?
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
I mean.
Tired of working the TV. I do all of the work
You gotta see me
And I'm pressing up CDs
These niggas don't believe me
And I'll be sitting on the side chilling.
Hold up, man.
Chill, chill, chill.
Chill, yo.
Too much sauce?
Chill.
You know what I mean?
It's too much for.
Yo, tell me.
The beat is just going to make you rap.
If the beat stays on.
Beat is rap the whole podcast.
You just going to rap.
They left it there for somebody to rap, though.
Yeah.
Now, that was a dare.
Who's going to step up?
Hopefully nobody. Some of y'all shouldn't. Nobody. Now, that was a dare. Who was going to step up? Hopefully nobody.
Some of y'all shouldn't.
Nobody.
What Drake say, Rory?
What Drake say?
Now, Drake got that line off because that was a thing when rappers used to intentionally
leave beat at the end just to try to test other rappers.
That doesn't happen anymore except for this song.
I think it was a draft day when he said, I left some beat at the end.
Yeah, you have to loop it and get your lies off.
Yeah, I left some beat at the end so yourall can loop it and get your lies off. I left some beat in to answer your rappers could loop it and get your lies off.
This was such a premier performance of just like vocal athletics that they dared you with the beat.
You beat it.
What will you do to this?
Which brought me back to when rappers left a little beat on the end for y'all
to see what you would do with it.
And what rappers are there today
that you leaving a beat there for?
Like, they left a beat there right now,
and who's coming?
Remember when you used to depend on Fab
to come out with some recent time metaphors,
bars?
Me.
Joe Budden used to do that a lot.
Royce Banks.
That was a regular rap thing.
There was a crew of guys
that never,
there's no list
for just those guys,
but there was a crew of guys
that if you left beat on there,
it's coming.
You knew what they were doing, yeah.
Who's that now?
I don't know if that exists
anymore too much.
That's a mistake.
The only person I ever really see do it is Dave East know and that's a streaming thing now yeah all artists are streaming
thing on streaming where you have to clear everything and you can't just put out that
freestyle because everyone's on streaming and you did the freestyle shit because we was all on
the radio youtube right soundcloud or like whatever all that shit was yeah doesn't exist
well it exists but it's not where the people are so it's just not became a thing i wish they would do that more yeah it's definitely not a thing
anymore though and that's because rappers are not incentivized to do it right like me personally i
couldn't i couldn't wait to get the sycamore cd but all instrumentals like he would have he would
have that shit out the week any any songs out. J. Arms. You shout out to all the instrumentals.
J. Arms.
Shout out to J. Arms.
Yeah.
Whatever Sycamore didn't have, J. Arms was going to have.
For sure.
And shout out to Sycamore and just the amazing job that he's done.
Yeah, his journey has been dope to watch in the industry.
Sure.
And he's just a good dude.
I love when good dudes do well.
Yeah, absolutely.
Shout out to Sycamore.
Absolutely.
And one of the true A&Rs, I think, that are left.
Oh, yeah.
What A&Rs used to be and what their actual job was.
And artist development, Sycamore does for me.
Absolutely.
I think that's one of the people.
And you think producers even make beats with that in mind anymore?
What do you mean?
This is going to become a freestyle classic for mad rappers.
We're going to make a song here.
Not because we don't see it anymore. But I know in my head, this is going to be on air. We don't get freestyles like that. gonna become a freestyle class for mad rappers we're gonna make a song here not because when I
know in my head this is gonna be we don't get free styles are more sheltered with their instrumentals
and they used to be too absolutely I agree Rory you're right it's fact yes yes it's an urban life
similar event did take place you're right it's like the third verse. You are right. Our research found a published report of a similar story. Yes, it was. A similar story happened to a
young man in the Pacific Northwest about 20 years ago. It happened. A similar event took place.
You're right again. You're right. A similar story happened to a teacher in the Florida area. It happened. You are correct. It happened. This one took place.
A similar story occurred in the state of New Jersey about 20 years ago.
I didn't know there was a second half.
Yeah, that was part of the show.
If there was a false, there was a true.
Yeah, absolutely.
You were right.
You were right.
It happened.
A similar story took place.
In the Pacific Northwest.
All right, what else we got, man?
Oh, Lucky Day EP today.
Oh, yeah?
Well, tomorrow, because today's Thursday, but today.
And we haven't.
Surprise?
Haven't heard it, so I don't know.
Actually, I have it in my email.
I could really just listen to it right now.
Don't do that.
Well, actually, when this comes out.
But when people do that, like somebody sent it to me on a strength.
They was like, yo, man, a week early.
And I'm like, yeah, it's there.
But the music consumer I am, I'm going to download this from you.
And when it drops, I'm going to buy it.
Then I'm going to be annoyed that there's two of them in there.
So I chill out.
So I'm going to wait for Lucky Day to drop, and I'm buying it.
Oh, I see the McQueen collar up.
I didn't do that with mine.
Table for two.
Well, he has sauce.
You don't.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true.
Yeah, if you're going to send links, send, like, a streamable one, too.
Because I hate when I have to go download it and then, like you said, put it in the phone.
It gets complicated.
Send me a private SoundCloud or something.
Yeah, it's true.
Table for two EP.
I can't wait to hear what this is like right before Valentine's Day weekend.
Come on, man.
I think Drake is dropping.
Well, why do you say that?
I just think he is. Because certified lover boy would make sense now absolutely drake ain't be honest he ain't doing that he ain't be honest what that mean
drake can 1000 wait wait what that mean tell me what you mean by that and he's been promoting
the shit out of it so it's not like it's a surprise. Only here do I get this type of resistance.
He changed his haircut.
You can't say Drake ain't Beyonce.
No, he's not Beyonce.
If Drake's Beyonce, then why am I getting resistance?
But what does that mean?
Because we all speak the same language.
We know what you was trying to say.
But he's Drake-Beyonce.
Drake can absolutely.
No, he is Drake.
And Beyonce is Beyonce.
Right.
That's true.
They're just two different human beings.
So then why are you fighting with me?
Because you.
This is fact.
Hold on.
What do you mean by it?
Tell me what you mean by it. You got it. Because Joe is you got it you were talking about just dropping an album at a similar event tell me
what you mean by it you're right yeah you were right i researched by the published report of
a similar story yeah but tell me what you mean by that though what i mean is you and I were sitting down in Sin City, just chilling out, eating cake
or some bullshit, when a Beyonce album dropped at midnight that nobody in the world had a
clue about.
Nobody.
I don't think Drake would do that.
Drake would send out...
But he's been...
No, he has not.
No?
If you're reading this, it's too late.
Drop that exact way.
No, no way.
He was tweeting up a storm.
He was dropping mad hints.
It was mad clues.
He also announced this.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
This isn't a surprise at all.
And Rory, we were insiders back then.
You pulled me to the side, tapped me.
Yo, dawg. That was back when Drake liked us. you told me to decide tap me yo dog
that was back when
Drake liked us
I think
Rory tapped me on the side
one night before Melody
yo dog
I think a drink joint
is dropping tonight
like people knew
but in like an hour later
it dropped
that was cause
I think Elliot had
gotten hold of that
album cover
if I remember correctly
like it was a surprise album
alright well speaking for me
it wasn't a surprise
I knew it was coming
I knew he was working on something it wasn't a surprise i knew it was coming i knew he's working on something when beyonce dropped nigga the world
stopped because we didn't know i'm not saying that i'm not saying that they're so i'm not saying that
they're so different in what they do right i'm saying in how they do it nobody knew and i think
drake would send a tweet a scary hours like he would just say something is all I'm saying. He has been.
I don't think he would drop tonight and not a tweet come out.
It would be a new version of the heart shape up in his head.
Something.
He would give a clue.
Like, Beyonce later started giving clues.
Like, when Lemonade was coming, she was giving you Lemonade for like a year.
Yeah.
Yeah, but that was so out of context.
But that didn't happen.
I didn't know what it meant.
The Sin City night.
What album was that in Sin City? The Beyonce album. Beyonce. Beyonce. It's called Beyonce. Yeah, but that was so out of context. But that didn't happen. You didn't know what it meant. The Sin City night. What album was that in Sin City?
The Beyonce album.
Beyonce.
Beyonce.
It's called Beyonce.
Yeah, come on, man.
Come on.
No, if you think about the things they couldn't keep a secret, like landing on the moon and the CIA and the mob killing JFK, but they kept a Beyonce album.
That's the power of Beyonce.
I just see shit like this, like the State Farm commercial for Super Bowl and all of
that.
Drake is calculated.
I'm with Mo.
He's calculated.
He's calculated.
Like the heart, the certified level boy, it's Valentine's Day.
This is subtle shit that I think this is his new way of like, I'm back outside and everybody got to come. I would love to be wrong here, by the way.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
If he puts some shit out tomorrow night and nobody knew a thing.
I think this is the perfect...
Did he say February?
Hold up now.
More got me to thinking.
I was not coming in here
to discuss Aubrey.
But why not?
Scorpion bricks.
Way before Aubrey double diss.
40 on my lap.
Maybe that was a hit.
Clap like 40 on the mix.
Hov opened the first...
Hov is on the new Drake album.
What was you doing with this beat?
You were scared of this beat,
wasn't you?
Too happy for me.
This beat was hard.
Yo, my depression, yet another session.
Here go life teaching me lessons.
God, I'm looking for a blessing.
See, if Joe was smart right now.
I had the lesson. After Drake. At the West End. I mean, yo, I'm looking for a blessing. See, if Joe was smart right now. I had the Westin.
After Drake.
At the Westin.
I mean, I had the Westin.
I had the Westin at the Westin.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Joe don't even know shit.
Yo, I would feel.
Joe don't even.
That's a horrible bar.
He don't even know how.
Nah, there'll be a lot of us.
I'm quitting.
I'm leaving the game.
I'm leaving the game.
But see, Joe whacked though, because if he was smart, after Drake dropped Certified Lover
Boy, Joe should drop Certified Depressed Boy depressed boy yeah we have things to talk about y'all already get your shit off y'all
are digging deep in your pod so this nigga in love i'm in a tub full of blood wrist open nick
you can say shit like and then after certified depress boy, certified suppress boy. Wrist open. You know what I'm saying? Wrist open. Whole tub soaking.
Wrist open.
Yeah.
There you go.
You know what I mean?
Pills floating.
Wrist open.
When you get to the pills floating in the tub, nigga.
And when I follow that with the Adderall, I can't be mad at y'all.
With the Adderall, I ain't mad at y'all.
I had the ball.
It's a mega ball.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Can you turn these beats off?
Turn the beats off.
Get into that.
Yo, Patriot got you niggas, partner.
Get into that type of shit.
Turn it off.
Y'all are so stupid, man.
I'm telling you, man.
Nah, but it would make sense, though.
Sweetie's having a sleepover tomorrow night.
Oh, I'm there.
Hope there's a live stream.
Oh, I see why.
That's what it is.
I see why Joe wanted us to record today.
A Galentine's Day sleepover.
Makes sense.
Galentine's?
A Galentine's.
Oh, man.
It's going to be fucking lit.
7 p.m.
Are they streaming that?
Yeah, 7 p.m. on IG Live.
Come dress to impress.
Man.
I'm coming, but never mind.
Galentine's?
I like that.
See, I like little things like that.
Know what I don't like about you?
What you don't like about me? I'm going to expose you. She said no boys allowed. Okay, I'm little things like that. Know what I don't like about you? What you don't like about me?
I'm going to expose you.
She said no boys allowed.
Okay, I'm a man, so that's good.
Oh, I don't identify as a boy.
Yeah, I'm a man.
I'm a man.
This is what I don't like about more, y'all.
Wait, is this a subliminal diss at Drake with the heart and the boy in there?
I think Drake is secretly DMing every rapper's girl with like-
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Hell, he can't do that.
Oh, please.
That shit, that's easy to get out there.
Yo, love your new record.
Oh, maybe that.
Yeah, but not like-
No, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
I thought you meant-
All right.
All right.
All right.
Now I'm going to land.
Now I'm going to land.
Now I'm going to just leave.
I'm shutting up.
I don't want to step on any of my co-host's point right now.
But hold on.
But we know he does that.
What's the name?
Didn't what's the name just post that?
Yeah, we know he's doing that.
He just likes the song.
He just likes the song.
He likes the song.
It's a light shot, but it's a shot.
And then Drake and Mo took her all around Toronto for her show.
So everything is a shot.
Kind of.
Okay. All right. All right. If everything is a shot? Kinda. Okay. Alright.
Alright. If everything is a shot, then y'all...
Well, answer me this. Are they fine?
The girls that he's... Yeah, allegedly.
Potentially. Some was attractive.
Yeah, hell yeah. They just played a shot.
And no disrespect to... Of course not.
She's pregnant. Remember...
My son came up to me.
I said, yo, Tell your man to tread lightly
Nah no
It's all love
No disrespect
That's a joke
I like London a lot
I know London's a really good dude
London did my character
I never met him
No I never met him
I never met him personally
But I fuck with him
Nah he's a good dude
Yeah he's a good dude
I never met him personally
But I fuck with him
And that was all a joke
Gossipy people
That was a joke
Yeah
Respectfully
Why you laughing laughing i'm laughing
because who knew the trouble a theme song could do oh oh that's some that's some other shit i ain't
in that i ain't got no london place my next month was hell yo y'? Yo, y'all thought Joe started loving everyone
now that he got more famous and rich?
Now that Karen is on his team?
You gonna be hanging with every rapper.
Yo, Karen introduced me to such and such.
He's the nicest guy ever.
He's the sweetest guy.
Yeah.
Wow.
Thanks, Karen.
To piggyback off of what Rory is saying.
And let me rephrase that.
You want Karen's team.
She ain't on your team.
We've all been added.
Y'all don't even know.
We've all been added.
No, that's Karen's squad.
I like Karen because she introduces me to shit that should be happening with your fame
that I never knew could happen.
Like, she sent me a picture right before the Super Bowl started.
Hats?
And it was a cardboard cutout of her at the Super Bowl.
That's hard.
And I said, that's hard.
Who knew?
And then the Super Bowl came on, and they said, hey, look at all these cardboard.
I said, dad, damn.
Karen is good.
I think that was like $100 for that.
She's good. I don't think she paid. I doubt Karen
paid. Oh, I'm not saying she didn't. I know
you could pay and they would put up there.
Oh, shit, look at her.
You know what? Where's my phone at? Let's call Karen right now.
Where's my phone?
No, I had enough of Karen
looking good. Why is she going to curse me up?
Enough of this Karen looking like a baddie.
Shit.
HR, Joe.
HR.
I need to be like Russ.
Hey, Russ, would you ever hire any women?
No.
I'm going to want to fuck the bitches.
That was the funniest part ever.
Is that it?
No, he said it.
I was about to say.
That was like
almost a direct quote.
He said that shit.
Let's see what's going on
up in this piece.
Banged on you. She too busy for you yeah peasant no i'm just now i'm a facetime not the facetime hey karen sybil this is joe budden live from the jo Budden podcast. Please don't say anything to incriminate myself or yourself.
How are you?
Okay.
I'm amazing.
Good.
I was talking about you just now.
What were you saying?
You're amazing.
I'm sure.
I'm sure I was saying.
Where the fuck is Maul at?
She want that video now.
I wasn't calling about that, but there's Maul.
What up?
Yeah, I bet.
Manicure.
You got manicure, right?
Basquiat's in the background.
You can't give me what I asked for.
I'm getting it done.
I'm getting it done before I leave.
Like I said.
You did get a manicure.
We part of Karen's team now.
I'm getting it done before I leave.
Before I leave, I got you. I'll send it to you. That's'm getting it done before I leave before I leave
I got you
I'll send it to you
that's right Rory
I got one for you
don't worry Rory
I got one coming up
for you too
we called you
you can't press us
we called you
I apologize
hey guys
what's going on
this proves my point Karen
I just said
before you got on the phone
that we joined your team not not the other way around.
He did say that.
He did say that.
Karen, listen to this.
This is what I called you for.
We was talking about you, and Screen Man pulled up these pictures.
Hold up.
These pictures of you, you can't see them, but they're on our screen.
And then I said, we never really took time to appreciate your baddiness.
I think this goes against all HR codes. And then I said, we never really took time to appreciate your baddiness.
I think this goes against all HR codes, so I'm not participating, Karen.
I think you look great. You don't even have an HR department, Rory.
Yeah, it's Keeve.
Karen, it's a bunch of my friends hitting me on the side like, yo, have you seen Karen lately?
I'm like, no, I only look in her eyes.
But now that I'm looking, man.
Oh, I didn't see that one.
Oh, no, that's that good ethical.
Oh, shit.
I got to scroll down further on Karen.
That's that good ethical.
Karen, how do you feel about that, man?
How do you feel about like this?
You know, I'm feeling good.
You know, I'm feeling good.
You know, you had to set a tone for 2021.
We were inside all day, you know, just showing the accoutrements, the different aesthetics, the style with it.
You can wear clothes in different ways.
I'm having fun with it.
Damn it, you're doing it, doing what you're doing.
You're doing it to me.
I picked you up.
It's from a song.
It's a song.
It's a song. All right, Valentineine's day karen what's happening um hey say less say less you know what could i actually you know what i want to circle back listen i want to circle
back afterwards and tell you about my valentine's day because i don't want people to hear anything now nah no no no no no no no no light is an ulcer listen light is an ulcer what
i'm doing is giving heavy it's giving heavy what we got going on is heavy so i want to you know
i know people are taking notes and everything else so So it's just, I just, I just want to hit y'all with it.
Like, oh, that's what she did.
That's what she did.
See, I ain't get the Karen level yet.
Like, like the Versace robe, I bought Lifey probably wouldn't work on Karen.
What I want to show for Valentine's Day though is not just for women.
That's the most important part.
It's showcasing love.
I want people to see like my valentine's
day i may take a bit of it and people will get to see but it's not just for women you're showcasing
the love you have for one another obviously you do that but no but it's just like no but but
i'm saying valentine's day not just for not just for women He's not getting a basket of Gatorade.
No, he's not getting like, yeah, it's going to be.
He's going to be like, oh, snap.
You thought about me too?
Like, Valentine's Day is going to be for him as well.
So it's going to be nice.
Before I let you go, I do have a question for you.
Because I've been having this fight behind the scenes, so I'll ask you.
Can you tell me what day Sweetest Day falls on?
Oh, that's that day that you're supposed to celebrate men
or something, right?
Never mind.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
It's cool.
It's cool.
Do you know when it is?
Yeah.
No, or is that the day for your girlfriends
who is not like your wife or something no sweet
sweetest day is supposed to be our our version of valentine's day do you know when it is
no no no no february 14th i don't know since when we don't share no our shit is our shit is in
october really october uh 15th third saturday in october something like that that's crazy
right before halloween on some hell October, something like that. That's crazy.
Right before Halloween on some hell shit, huh?
Yeah, like that was a trick.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
All right, what was it, Karen?
I just found out
that my birthday
was supposed to be for me.
February 14th.
Girl, I got this.
It's the same day
we celebrated together.
You celebrate love,
one another.
You pour into each other.
It's that type of vibe.
Ladies, get your man
something nice.
And I'm not talking
from the Walgreens aisle.
I don't like it.
Broke bitches.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Oh my gosh, look what he got me.
What you get him?
So we got to pour into each other.
Big stepper on the jet
with my legs crossed.
I respect it.
Anybody who's dating, to each other. Big stepper on the jet with my legs crossed. I respect it. You know?
Alright, I'm cool. Anybody who's dating,
anybody who's dating, all over here,
we already know.
Make sure you go to, what is it?
Daniel's Leather in New York. Get him right.
We already know.
We already know.
Why you keep trying to put me in leather?
What's up with you? We already know. We already know. Why are you trying to put me in leather? What's up with you?
We already know.
Rory wants some expensive food or caviar or something.
Expensive, kid.
Expensive, kid.
A cashmere white shirt.
Cashmere, kid.
I'm wearing cashmere sweats.
Thank you for noticing.
Yeah, see, I knew it.
Back to work.
I can't play with Karen over here.
Back to work. We love you. Put it on more one more time please pause whoa hey yo i got you i don't need to pause
that's not for me i got you i'm not as soon as i'm done i got you all right man because i'm gonna
pay for one of them i'm gonna pay for one of them patreons just to yell at you no i'm gonna get it done i got you thank you
bye sweetest fucking day yeah that's the fight i'm having outside with women saying yo y'all
days and i said when is it i don't know i had to google it it's in october it's in october
i've never heard of sweetest day is our version of Valentine's Day, according to the women.
Apparently, from what I'm reading.
When did this happen?
It's not even a date.
It's just the third Saturday.
The third Saturday in October.
This started in 1921 in Cleveland, Ohio?
It's celebrated as Sweetest Day in parts of the United States.
You got to go to Cleveland to get it.
Celebrate candy and your loved ones on Sweetest Day.
No, bitch.
I'm not a loved one.
I'm daddy.
Big daddy.
And all you're going to do is buy me Skittles?
The unofficial holiday was started in 1921 in Cleveland, Ohio, as a way to encourage
women to treat their male romantic partners with sweets and candy.
Sweets and candy?
You better take your ass to the Louis store like I do.
Nah, you're getting sweets and candy.
They don't sell sweets in there.
Sweets and candy on October, in October, before Halloween is fucking hilarious.
That's fucked up. Just go trick or treating, Duke. They're telling us to go in October, before Halloween is fucking hilarious. That's fucked up.
Just go trick-or-treating, Duke.
They're telling us to go trick-or-treating before Halloween.
It's like one of the flowers when it's raining.
What the fuck?
Yo, we just don't get no respect, man.
We don't get no respect.
And they take the leftover candy and give it to the kids.
And it's October 20th, so 11 days before Halloween.
Sick.
So they're giving the kids rotten candy.
Yeah.
This is hilarious.
And to anybody who's been trying to purchase a valentine's day
gift from louis vuitton i went over there and because of the holiday season i'm assuming in
the mall they had like personal shoppers in the store like you wait in the line and then when you
get in there a white lady in a black suit comes up to you and says, hey, so happy to have you.
How much money do you have?
I have to be in every room that you're shopping in.
We have to be together the entire time.
Is that all right with you?
Hope it doesn't bother you.
No, white lady in a black suit,
come on, follow me and Corey in there.
I know Corey looks like a felon already
and we didn't dress for this occasion,
but we're here now.
And boy, was she the most annoying woman
in the world. I didn't buy shit in here.
I left. Get out of here. It's annoying.
White people following me around. I don't like
pushy sales people
in stores. She wasn't pushy. She wanted to small
talk the devil. Hey, if you need anything, I'm
right over here. And don't forget,
because it's the holidays, we have our
Tiffany 18 karat gold such
and such right by the rest.
I'm not here for none of that shit.
I'm window shopping.
I don't need you.
That's it.
That's all I got.
Oh, but back to more real quick because I spent too much time as I call them all.
So, yeah, man.
Valentine's Day.
I'm going hard.
More get his jokes off.
Don't worry.
I'm going to call you on Sunday.
Cool.
More.
But what you got going on?
Nothing.
That's not what he said.
I don't have anything going on.
But that's not what you said.
Yeah, but I don't have anything going on.
But if you did have something going on,
tell the rest of the room what you might have had going on.
Oh, maybe like a little spa resort date type of thing.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Hypothetically, or there's a woman in mind that's already scheduled,
because those things, especially with COVID and on Valentine's Day,
you have to schedule pretty far in advance.
Yeah, no, it's not happening.
I don't know if I'm getting a COVID hot tub.
Did she not happen, or did the spa not happen?
No, the spa didn't happen.
So what are you and her going to do?
I'm not doing anything.
I was trying to plan some last minute shit and just leave.
Tell them.
No, tell them.
Tell them.
I'm telling them.
You're still making it sound Bronx-y.
Make it sound as romantic as it sounded when you said it to me.
Get the first of all, I would not talk romantic to you.
Nigga, what are you talking about? are you talking about i'll tell him if he
was my girl i'll tell him i'll tell him i said wow what you got going on joe over the joe
devil on turn it's amazing how you're not oh listen how you don't sing that part. She knocked him off his feet. Me?
No, not you.
Oh, okay.
Listen, Maul said, I don't have nothing going on.
But if I did,
I thought about getting a little cabin down by the lake for the weekend.
That's nice.
See, look, phone ring because the sticker's on.
He said, I thought about getting a little cabin down Connecticut for the weekend.
Connecticut.
A little Pocono.
Pocono.
Picnic.
With the champagne tub.
The champagne glass tub.
Something like that.
Champagne.
Heart-shaped bed.
Heart-shaped bed.
By the fireplace.
You know the vibes.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, mall is romantic.
Teddy bears everywhere.
Mall. All over the place
Maul
teddy bears
teddy bears
the bears
alright fine
nobody gets a kick out of
Maul being romantic
the way that I do
just like nobody
got a kick out of
Rory getting his cords
cut the way I did
it's fine
I think Maul is romantic
I can't believe
the internet
I can be romantic
absolutely
I got kills for laughing at that
oh no it wasn't laughing
that could have been like a really cool topic you just ruined the topic I didn't care that I got killed for laughing at that Oh no I wasn't laughing That could have been
Like a really cool topic
You just ruined the topic
I didn't care that y'all
Were laughing
What you talking about
But I only ruined the topic
Because I was laughing
Yeah
No but they killed you about that
They was like
Yo you want to talk about
The shit you want to talk about
But that's not true
I hit Rory after
And said send me the number
Y'all know I believe in that stuff
No we talking about
On here though recording
How could
People wanted you to
Shut the fuck up.
And before we talked about off mic, you were like, oh, wow, that'd be a really good topic
for the pod.
And then it just came on and ruined it.
I didn't know it was that funny, Rory.
That was hilarious.
I cannot.
No, no, no, no, no.
I agree.
I can't believe nobody.
I agree.
I agree with what they were saying.
I'll take the L.
No, I agree.
Rory told us he went and sat in Target, and the chick told him the confident, and she
has to cut the cords. No, it was funny. Joe, I set it up to be funny us he went and sat in Target, and the chick told him the confident and Chesica the gorgeous.
No, it was funny.
Joe, I set it up to be funny.
We could have actually had the conversation.
You were just stepping on the entire conversation.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It could have been a really cool convo to laugh and have fun with and be serious.
Why didn't you just shut up?
Yeah, I called him Bluetooth Borey.
That was hilarious.
But then I shut the fuck up.
No, that was funny.
Yeah, see? Damn, is it? You're funnier than me? Wow. Wow, man. Not at all. That was hilarious. But then I shut the fuck up. No, that was funny. Yeah, see.
Damn, is it?
You're funnier than me?
Wow.
Wow, man.
Not at all.
They're right.
But I always thought
I was funnier than you.
It's the people, man.
I don't care.
The servants of the people.
We're humble servants
of the people.
Oh, God.
Oh, brother.
All right, UMG.
We are.
UMG removes catalog
from TikTok rival Triller.
Well, that's how it goes.
I didn't know Triller still existed.
That's what happens when the label
I don't have TikTok or Triller.
I thought TikTok wiped Triller out.
Apparently they didn't.
This is what happens when
the labels invest with every app.
Barks, how did you think
Triller? Whenever you see someone post a Triller in the
past two, three years?
I just watched fucking Nate Robinson get knocked out on Triller
and came in here for the next five weeks to say,
wow, really like the direction they're going.
No doubt.
But that's not what Triller was designed for.
That's not what this is talking about.
This is talking about what Triller was, was people doing TikToks.
And now TikTok is the new Triller.
So I didn't know that Triller existed in that space
of putting music and dances together.
And I think Triller's moving into a space
that is going to be very lucrative in what they're doing.
But you can't just play any music
when Nate Robinson's coming out of the tunnel into the ring.
Well, it's smart to move into a different space
when TikTok is in that space.
It's smart to add on to shit.
Let's talk about it.
We can confirm our deal with UMG.
Well, hold up now, because this makes sense, because I about it we can confirm our deal with umg well hold up now
because this makes sense because i i want to say universal has to deal with tiktok
they do they do they definitely do and i want to say universal is not the only
uh company who to deal with tiktok no we can confirm our deal with umg expired approximately
one week ago ha ha we've been negotiating since then in an attempt to renew sounds familiar the
renewal however was just a formality and a courtesy to UMG as a shareholder of Triller
Triller does not need a deal with UMG to continue operating as it has been since the relevant
artists are already shareholders or partners on Triller and thus can authorize their usage directly.
Triller has no use for a licensing deal with UMG, period.
Okay.
Now.
I'm fucking with Triller.
Do you gentlemen have...
No, no, no.
Scroll.
No, no, no, no.
TikTok does have deals with Universal, Sony, and Warner.
Exactly.
Short-term licensing deals.
So, you know, who knows if they're still active or whatever.
So they're doing the same thing with TikTok that they that they did with spotify that these deals with everybody deals with everybody i like the
fact that the artists are shareholders and partners on trilitho yeah it's great like that that's dope
well and a lot of the business that i do today what i hear often is boy am i glad that you own
everything that we're talking about i'm glad that i don't
have to deal with a third party publisher author agent lawyer and just any extra person that can
be a headache so that i do believe that to be the way of the future if we're going to talk about all
this ownership shit one of the perks of that is how you negotiate when you own it so
yeah this is the future of that hey the artists here have a piece of this they're shareholders
they're on the board we've seen this with title and their rollout of
artists and giving them some shit but yeah i believe this to be the future
shareholding so i I like Trilla there.
Trilla has no use for a licensing deal.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that part.
Anybody could have a use for a licensing deal with UMG.
Sure, but I think the direction
they're going in, they don't have to
depend on a UMG or a Sony
for actual music.
For the space they're going in now.
I'm not too familiar with space they're going in now.
I'm not too familiar with what they're developing into.
Aside from the boxing thing.
I just think what they did with boxing across the board.
Just live events because all of us are inside,
and I think that's going to be the way for some time.
Regardless if people can start going out and going to events, I still think that's going to be a very lucrative place to live.
For sure.
Live events.
This don't even read like this.
This don't even read this aggressively
if it wasn't aggressive behind the scenes.
Like this don't, Trilla don't say,
Trilla don't need y'all niggas to rock.
We been rocking.
Fuck y'all.
Y'all don't move nothing over here.
They don't say that.
If it hasn't already been aggressive back there.
Let me continue reading.
We categorically deny we have withheld any artist payments.
Our deal has only been one week expired.
And if anything, it is UMG using their artist names as a front to extract ridiculous and non-sustainable payments for themselves and not their artists.
Hey, is that true?
artist hey is that true was this was this like when all the labels invested in spotify and the labels got rich and spotify got rich and the artist didn't get any type of pay no way that's
happening right underneath artists noses they did the same thing to tiktok for two years and
virtually every other social network it is it is the bar it is unfortunate UMG decided to use the press
as its negotiating leverage
when they realized we aren't going to be held hostage.
Excuse me.
UMG is well aware any agreement
was just out of respect and courtesy,
not necessity.
We have been operating without it
and there has been no change in our business.
I like the aggressiveness
in this message i like that we're not playing with them even though they're universal music group
and trilla has money and let's not just say umg universal period yeah it's one of the biggest
entities on earth in june 2018 trillian umg announced that they had reached a licensing
agreement that would that would give trilla users access to UMG's entire catalog, which includes Taylor Swift, Drake, Kanye West, and other well-known acts.
That agreement has ostensibly expired.
A representative for UMG later gave the following statement.
Trilla's statements are removed from reality.
Oh, they're beefing.
That's like what Spotify said back to me.
We offered him some substantial more money than he's ever made. Yeah, I said beefing. That's like what Spotify said back to me. We offered him some
substantial more money
than he's ever made.
Yeah, I said that.
But what does that mean?
That don't say that
we was handled, right?
Right.
Yeah, I feel this.
I feel this.
Shout out to Triller, man.
Really like what y'all doing
and what y'all did
and I'd like to see
how y'all continue
without this.
Look, we got more.
Audio max streams
will now influence
billboard chart positions.
I'm hitting the air horn.
Listen, Joe ain't got to come in here
and tell y'all that shit is changing,
and the next decade will be decided
on our moves and our actions right now
because the companies are gearing up for war.
Like, I know I've been saying that,
but at this point, if you don't see it,
it's because you're not trying to see it.
Audio Max streams now count
toward the billboard charts audio the youth driven streaming platform announced the change
tuesday confirming that uh confirming its u.s data will be incorporated in the billboard u.s
and global charts takes uh global charts take streaming data into account. These will include the Billboard Hot 100, Billboard 200, Artist 100,
and Billboard Global 200 charts.
AudioMax serves as a unique listener base
that is distinct from the audiences
found on competing platforms.
Vanessa Wilkins says,
AudioMax Director of Music and Data Partnerships
said in a statement,
in contributing to the most iconic music charts,
AudioMax will now certify the achievements
of countless artists whose previous success
has never been represented fairly and accurately.
I read another article, I have it right here,
that at the same time, this is also from a day or two ago,
AudioMag signs licensing deals with UMG, Sony.
UMG and Sony.
They didn't say Warner.
They already had one with Warner.
So now they have everybody.
They got everyone.
So,
first of all,
congratulations to Audio Mac.
Congratulations to Audio Mac.
Really big move.
Let me hit the round of applause.
Round of applause.
I'm not surprised
that now they're
licensing deals with all the major labels. So I'm not surprised that now they're licensing deals
with all the major labels.
I'm not surprised that now they're validated
by Billboard. They should have been anyways.
They should have, absolutely.
But I think all of them,
I think Bandcamp should be,
I mean SoundCloud is already,
but it took a while.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think just the streaming,
the major streaming sites should count for that. It should have took YouTube a little while to be counted on Billboard. It's true. A. Yeah, I don't think just the streaming, the major streaming sites should count for that.
It took YouTube
a little while
to be counted on Billboard.
It's true.
A long time, really.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But that took
the three majors
to do so.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Why does nobody
ever talk about
Billboard like a business?
It's definitely a business.
I know.
But why are they
excluded?
I was about to make some jokes on them the other day. They've been posting this girl, and I know she's got a big single, and I about to but why are they i was about to make some
jokes on them the other day they've been posting this girl and i know she's got a big single and
i can't remember her name so i apologize but literally like three posts a day are about this
girl's single billboard is like you don't need to know her name it'll be fine yeah exactly she'll
she'll be she'll be fine without us but it's like uh you're clearly invested in this person's career on some level.
Well, listen, I had to fight with someone at Universal about playing music on the podcast and how that should count as a stream.
This was when we were coming right off our Spotify deal.
What argument is there?
The argument is if I play the entire record.
No, no.
I mean, what argument opposes that?
Oh, they didn't really have one of just that it's a podcast.
We haven't figured out how to count that.
I'm like, they play the whole...
Yeah, word.
Count it the same way you count
if anybody playing a record.
They figured it out.
Yes, they have.
No, they were saying they can't count
who listened to the record.
Say if we have...
This was their point.
Say if we do a two-hour podcast
and we play the record at the end,
they can't guarantee,
they'd have to go in to see
what the users were at the time,
which I still think they can do that.
They can do that.
Absolutely.
Of the users there
and like if our podcast gets a million views,
now that song gets a million streams.
It's just a way to not to pay people.
The plan,
this is the issue
plain and simple
the music business
and the entertainment business
are going
to continue to cut deals
and do business with the
platforms rather than
the artists
which leaves the artists
with two choices.
Leave a platform.
None of us will.
Nope.
Community's there.
Or get equity so that when the deals are done
and the platform grows, you grow too,
which is why I highlighted that in that Triller read earlier, which is why shit like this is really important.
Important to know which platforms are in bed with the labels.
Because I got 70 years of knowing what the label's objective is.
Good to know who's working with them and who's working with the artists.
The end.
You pick a side,
grab a Tylenol in the process.
Right.
Yeah.
But that's why I think these types of streaming platforms end up fucking over
the bigger artists more than the smaller ones.
And we never boohoo all the big artists.
You're rich already,
but that'd be my problem as a Drakeke into spotify and apple yeah i should have
some shares here because i think a majority of your users don't pay me off the streams of how
many people listen to it people pay that 10 bucks a month for the most part to listen to my shit
right don't pay me the same you pay everyone else on a stream yeah there's no fucking way you can do
that yeah but go by the time drake had a deal with apple door i'm saying shares it's no fucking way you can do that. Yeah. Go buy the time. Drake had a deal with Apple, though, right?
I'm saying shares.
It's a fucking deal.
Like, I need to really be part of Apple Music because I'm bringing the most people that are spending the most time here.
That makes sense.
And that's why, but that's why I say.
Don't pay me on the.001 penny.
It's going to be a lot because people stream my shit crazy, but still.
You're spending the time on your app because. It's only a fraction of my actual
value. Yeah, but if we're going to talk about that,
we could talk about that on all platforms.
I still feel like a lot of athletes are
way underpaid. I agree. Oh, couldn't agree
more. For the amount of money that the NBA generates.
Yeah. You hear things like
Giannis getting $250 and all of that, and I'm looking
like he might be underpaid still. Yeah.
That's a popular argument.
It's people like, oh, these athletes should just be happy
that they're making like-
Fuck no.
They're generating billions of dollars.
Absolutely.
I'm not shitting on them
or even getting in their pockets or their business
because we were undervalued too.
I know, but I mean,
this is a podcast thing.
This is a fight that we just got to like-
I don't want to make it seem like I'm in anyone's pocket
or shitting on them for their business deals
because I don't know them.
I just know that artists,
especially the bigger ones, should have a share and they may and i just don't know it but they deserve that stop right there yes beautiful it happened what there's a kid in the Pacific Northwest. His name was Ken Griffey.
It happened.
It was a young Alex Rodriguez.
Yeah, yeah, it happened.
It happened.
That was a great bit.
Oh, very interesting.
That's why you can't do shit for acknowledgement and credit, right?
Like, that's really what i meant last week when i said
uh like niggas have never tried to sell a thing not niggas like y'all but in general
niggas have never tried to sell something so if you've never tried to sell something to a stranger
then going around and asking these different companies for equity in something
that was built before you were a part of you won't know what it entails right like i saw mad
articles think pieces podcasts come out talking about oh joe got equity what does it mean for me
that's the issue because if we saying yo the platforms are loading up
we either got a d platform or get equity and i'm talking to the creators and the creators don't
even know what it's like to try to go get it that's how far behind in the race we are right
like i seen something that said kanye west and elon mus Musk about to talk on Clubhouse. Know what that says to me? Kanye West has equity in Clubhouse.
Oh, yeah, for sure. The end.
For sure. You don't think
this guy who didn't get the board seat
at Gap, didn't get the board seat at Nike,
I know what his, he's fighting
for board seats. Now, he ain't just popping
up somewhere.
It's hard, is my point. I'm not gonna get
into a long creator rant. It's just real,
it's tough, it's tough to do. going to get into a long creator rant. It's just real. It's tough.
It's tough to do.
Go to Apple and tell them you need equity because of what you bring them.
Have fun.
Go to Spotify.
It's tough.
And tell them you need equity like Joe did.
I did that.
Sounds crazy.
Podcasting.
That sounds insane.
They're not respecting the podcast.
Hey, go to Amazon and Jeff Bezos.
Not Jeff anymore, but go to Amazon and say, yo.
Still Jeff Bezos.
I need equity.
Go to Netflix, go anywhere and say, I need equity.
And the one person you told that to is going to go tell the board.
And the board is going to laugh.
Pretty loud.
Hey, Roy, yes.
As a matter of fact fact a lot of the board
doesn't have equity
hey
but if they don't laugh
God forbid
what if they go around
the room
what if they go around
the table
hey
Joe wants equity
at Spotify
let's start with you
ha
let's go with you next
how do you feel
how do you feel like How do you feel?
Like
That's what's happening out here
We gotta get with it man
We just gotta get with it
Of course
And what I'm saying is
Ideal situation
What people deserve
I'm well aware of the reality of it
So
I know what it's gonna be
But that goes back to
Troubleshoot
Troubleshoot
Let's get back
Let's get back to
Hovengers
That's what title was marketed as But It was just wrong But that goes back to- Gotta troubleshoot. Troubleshoot. Let's get back to Hovengers.
That's what title was marketed as,
but it was just wrong because the average consumer
doesn't particularly care
if you throw a bunch of artists on stage
and say,
we're being underpaid.
Like, fam, I got bills.
I don't, y'all are rich.
Don't show me fucking
Nicki, Lady Gaga, Jay-Z.
Like, I don't care.
But that's what that message was like we can create this and all the artists can have equity in it we don't need to go to the apples and the spotify's
we can create it yeah but it was just marketed wrong let me play it was marketed right to the
artists it wasn't marketed right to us we cooking now somehow on a Thursday. Let me try to reply to that something.
Because for me,
I'll scream from the mountaintops,
yo, y'all, I got equity.
When I came to y'all with a Patreon conversation,
I said two things.
Want to get money?
And yo, I got a position.
I think I can get niggas equity, right?
Then, I got a position I think I can get niggas equity right then I saw a wave that didn't mean nothing to a wave of creators right I saw a wave of creators say awesome job
well I saw a few creators say awesome job what does that mean for us right right so the rory's point like
none of that shit matters because the creators always want to know what the move
does for them to me i may not understand a creator saying that because i got six years
of trying to predict hey spotify don't have podcasts nowhere apple and soundcloud it took us
years to figure out how that info was even sourced out like hey is it all apple is it soundcloud is
it what are they doing back there amazon wasn't thinking of podcasts nobody out there was thinking
of podcasts right long short story even shorter.
The point is, in Joe's stupid head,
I'm thinking I'm telling people,
I'm giving people like a blueprint
of how to weaponize
their audience.
Like we did, our shit ain't on
Spotify right now.
There's mad places our shit is not on.
Know what I mean?
Every creator I talk to says they can't
get nowhere without putting their shit on all
of these places
I have to convince the other
not convince let me not do that
when I speak to other podcasters
like the ones on the network
I'm telling them how I think
which is yo why you putting your shit
over there hey if Sirius not paying us why you putting it
over there if iHeart not paying you why you putting it over there if iHeart not paying you
why you putting it over there
like it's no promo
it's no look
like if you know
what's happening back there
if you know the calculator
I'm not getting on a rant
I'm shutting up
but if you know
you just know
right
and if more creators knew
they wouldn't just keep saying
that nigga Joe
is a lunatic
Joe is nuts
Joe's bugging
what is he talking about
100 million
100 what
or maybe they might keep saying it but that doesn't mean anything that doesn't stop the mission Joe is nuts. Joe's bugging. What is he talking about? Hunting million. Hunting what?
Or maybe they might keep saying it, but that doesn't mean anything.
That doesn't stop the mission.
That doesn't stop what? Well, that's why you can't do it for them.
Right.
You can't do it for them.
You just got to go.
You just got to go and do what you got to do.
And then they'll figure it out once they see like, oh, shit.
Once things get announced and once things start moving, it's like, oh, now it all makes sense.
But the important part is just letting everybody know that
these things can happen you get the information you learn the game you learn the field you learn
the moves that are being made and then you have to figure out okay what's best for me what's best for
what i'm trying to do what's best for my company what's best for whatever situation you're trying
to do and trying to build people just have to know the the the market and know what's going
on like okay yeah they're gonna wave a check in front of your face for 20 million but they might
they might be making 600 million dollars off of your show you won't know that but if you never
had 20 million some people might jump at the thought of that because they never had it 20
million dollars i'm set for like we heard jim say 20 million and he out. I'll be home thinking to myself, what do y'all think Spotify's secret hidden calculator, fax machine, tax phone that they have?
What do y'all think they're typing up if you go spend a billion dollars?
Right.
Right.
You think it's a win?
No, but exactly. If you go spend a billion dollars. Right. Right. You think it's a win? No.
But exactly.
Do you think that the board and the scientists are guessing?
Right.
They are not.
No.
They have all the data.
That's how they make their money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, but when you just go off data, you're not going to be that successful.
No.
That's true.
But if you go off data and-
I know to spend money, that's how you gauge things
yo we so behind in the fight
we think that the fight
is with the streaming companies
right
that's a whole nother topic
that's how
it's a data fight
and that's the biggest fight
we haven't talked about
that's how
still on this podcast
that's how far behind
in this fight we are
we're like oh
pay us our streams
the Facebook
no pay me for sending my social security
number all around the fucking internet.
That's the Facebook versus Apple fight that's
happening and no one really actually, not
even just us, no one's really covering it. But it's one of the
biggest fights in the world right now.
Very quiet. Very, very
quiet. Because you need data to cover it.
And I hate
to make this a political thing and I'm not
going to, but but that be my problem
with presidential debates
and all that shit
stop blinding me
with gay marriage
yeah
stop it
stop picking these issues
that I know
are just going to make people
get emotional
and we're only going to focus
on that for a candidate
what are y'all doing
my fucking data
I don't care who gets married
fam you let them
storm the capitol
I don't care
put they feet all on the desk
right but nah they never touch the real topics when it comes to political shit fam you let them storm the capital I don't care put they feet all on the desk right
but nah they never touch
the real topics
when it comes to
political shit
and yet they talking tough to me
yeah
I take all my little
I only had a little respect
for you whites
I'll take it back
and now it's no more
you talking tough to me
I lost all my little respect
that nigga forced little in there.
You have to rap a little faster.
The first part was, I lost all of my respect.
He didn't like that.
No.
No.
My little respect.
Yeah.
I ain't really fuck with y'all.
Who did the government assassinate when I was born?
Can you look that up?
81?
August 31st. No,? 81? August 31st.
No, any year.
August 31st, 80.
Don't 81 me out.
August 31st, who died so when I come back,
it could be with a vengeance?
I don't know.
It was a baloney massacre.
The baloney is coming back.
Yo, you was born on the baloney massacre.
Oh, Jack the Ripper
killed his first victim
on the day you were born.
That makes sense.
Princess Diana did not die.
I was alive when
Princess Diana died.
In 1980.
And she was assassinated,
but that's another topic.
That is.
Now, you definitely...
First victim of Jack.
It was on August 31st
not April.
Oh yeah.
Joey.
Joey.
Mike Jack.
Jerz.
201 shit.
When's the last time
you did 201?
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Us when my dad whistled.
And mom's here.
So much bigger.
All right.
If y'all gonna.
If y'all gonna laugh.
Yeah, I ain't.
Y'all don't encourage me.
Y'all don't.
Maury.
Y'all don't encourage me.
Stop laughing.
Turn the beat off, please. Come on, get that shit off. Y'all not. No, y'all don't encourage me. Y'all don't encourage me. Tell the people, please.
Come on, get that shit off.
I arrived the day Jack Thriller's victim left.
I arrived the same day as the baloney master.
And I don't know if that's insensitive.
I don't know much about it.
Y'all ain't here.
I arrived the same day as the first victim of Jack the Ripper.
My dad whispered. In mom's ears, I appeared a tad bitter.
What's dope now?
Because I'm going to say what's dope, then I'm going to say I'm that nigga.
What's dope now?
What's hot right now?
I don't know.
I don't know, mom.
What they doing?
All I hear the rappers saying is I spin the block and shoot.
Spin the block. No, no. the block and shoot. Spin the block.
No, no.
They all saying it.
That's how I know it matches up with the deaths.
You checking the data?
Listen.
I'm glad that I retired and I don't have to rap in the spin the block era.
No, I'm lying.
Don't do that.
You did not spin the block.
You said it in the Banks verse.
I love that verse. And shout out to you because that's an amazing verse. that. Joe, you did not spin the block. You said it in the Banks verse. I love that verse.
And shout out to you
because that's an amazing verse.
You said in that Banks verse,
spin the block,
make sure the body drops
or something like that.
By then, I was okay
with niggas knowing I was lying.
At the Banks verse,
nobody said, yo,
when Joe spin that block,
run, yo.
Duck.
Nobody said that.
Now, when Ghostface would run out, niggas ran.
Well, yeah.
Niggas ran when Run came out.
That's it.
And the Bloney massacre.
What is that?
More importantly.
What is that?
And Showtime putting out the woo doc on YouTube.
It was a terrorist bombing of the Bologna Central Railway
Station in Bologna, Italy
I thought it was Bologna the food
Hit the beat
It was a bombing from the terrorists
That's when I terror shit
I'm on my old 90s way back era shit
Yo turn it off man
Yo how come when
Yo I only be trying to set it off
And they never jump in and just
If I get two from you and two from you and two from you
And two from you and two from you
And two from me, it's a 16
That's true
And then we have content to sell
On the streaming platforms
Don't worry about it
When you was two, I was 16, Rory
I was 16
Triple beam, you know, to click me When you was two, I was 16, Rory. I was 16.
Triple beam.
You know, the click meme.
Baddest chick that the chicks seen.
If you're not going to jump in, don't laugh at me.
If you're not going to jump in, don't laugh at me.
I was the baddest on the block.
I'm going to give you that.
I know how to, you know what I mean? I listen to enough rap. I know how to You know what I mean
I listen to enough rap
I know where the right goes
That right was placed right
Right, Klaus?
It was the right right
It's a Karuchi
Yeah, it was the right right
I know what I'm doing
Speaking of right
Yes
Speaking of right
Oh, man
Karuchi turned complex upside down
When she came up there
Did she?
Yeah
I've never seen so many Asians And whites going crazy Yeah Oh, man. Karrueche turned complex upside down when she came up there. Did she? Oh, yeah?
I never seen so many Asians and whites going crazy.
Yeah.
There wasn't no black people in complex.
I'm going to put a culture on the doors.
So the post-breakup body pick thing is still going.
It happens.
Oh, it's so strong.
Yeah.
She looks great.
She's been working out.
We can say that.
Chicks are batting 1,000 on the post-breakup hit. Yeah.
Yeah.
Travis.
They've never.
Travis Kelsey wouldn't got her back.
He spun the block.
He spun the block immediately.
He might have had his fucking uniform on when he spun the block.
But that's how you know that man heartache is real.
Travis Kelsey got a $200 million contract.
He shot like seven new commercials for State Farm and some shit.
And still spent that block.
Oh, well, if you're going to show up doing yoga and all that.
Yeah, yeah, spend the block.
I think that's a cheat code when girls do yoga on the ground.
Like, I can't just go do yoga and tape it.
No.
Yeah.
No one sees stretch.
When they look good, like, all right.
That move is happening this weekend.
Yeah, that's the-
Yoga's happening in my house this-
Oh.
The sidestep squats?
Yeah.
And she got the nerve to look good and be centered.
That's the real post-breakup shit.
But nah, she giving you more.
I look good and I'm centered within myself right now.
Karuchi could do that for our whole relationship, and I'd be happy.
The fire hydrant?
Yeah, she do the fire hydrant.
I ain't going nowhere.
No, not that.
Not that one.
The one right before.
It's good for your glutes.
Where she just lay there, opened her legs. Oh, the bridges. That's called the bridges. Her face was just, look. Look at me. Look at my face, nigga. That's the bridges. Not that one. The one right before. It's good for your glutes. Where she just laid there, opened her legs.
Oh, the bridges.
That's called the bridges.
Her face was just, look.
Look at me.
Look at my face, nigga.
That's the bridges.
I'm beautiful.
Yeah, that's the bridges.
I'm beautiful, and you're going to come.
Yeah.
I don't have to do nothing.
That's usually how that goes.
Time for another position.
You're going to look at me just like this.
Look, nigga.
Straighten your eyes.
You coming now.
That's what would happen.
Women know how to get niggas to act right.
But why do they do this
After break up
Because
You know what you're missing
And the thought of another man
Being all over that
Is just too much
For some niggas to handle
Here's the thing
And I'm not making this
Karushi specific at all
I want to make that very clear
The thought of a man
Being all over that
Yeah
If you see a girl
Posting a pic like that
And you thinking like
Damn she might be
You know what
I take back
I take back what I said.
The pictures,
they're batting 1,000 for.
The results,
no, let's get some man shit
in here right now.
The results might be 1,000 too.
No, it's not.
Because I've definitely seen
the chick do the breakup
photo shoot
and I've said,
he can have a blast with that.
She looks good,
but that bitch is a headache.
Yeah, but some niggas
like headaches.
Every girl's going to be a headache.
You just got to find your headache.
That was cute. That was cute. Every girl's going to be a headache. Yeah, but some niggas like headaches. Every girl's gonna be a headache. You just gotta find your headache. That was cute.
That was cute.
Every girl's gonna be a headache.
What you trying to run
from a headache?
You gonna run from one headache
to a new headache.
That's true.
You gonna run from one headache
to a new headache.
Okay, maybe I don't want a migraine.
Maybe I just want a regular headache.
I might not want a migraine.
That might be true.
I might not want the headache,
but nigga,
you don't get my headache, nigga.
Who?
You, nigga.
Whoever you is.
Whoever the nigga is.
No, I'm just saying. Yeah, see how you feel? Whoever the nigga is from Arkansas. Yeah, that's how you see. That? You, nigga. Whoever you is. Whoever the nigga is. No, I'm just saying.
Yeah, exactly how you feel.
Whoever the nigga is from Arkansas.
Yeah, that's how you see.
That's how you feel.
So act right.
Eric Darnold.
Act right.
Look at Joe thinking.
Because all women do with this is let you know that there's still a thousand men out
there that are going crazy over your girl.
No, I think more like a hundred thousand men.
Well, yeah.
Four hundred thousand men.
They're going crazy for your girl.
They think your girl looks good.
So if you got bored with your girlfriend and y'all break up, whatever, whatever. Yeah, they're going crazy for your girl. They think your girl looks good. So if you got bored with your girlfriend
and y'all break up, whatever, whatever.
But was she boring?
Maybe she was.
Maybe the relationship just didn't have the fire once did.
But once you see other niggas that do what you do,
have what you have or more,
that are like, damn, I just need opportunity.
You're going to try to stop that opportunity.
Y'all really love other dudes. Yeah, I dudes yeah i'm with you i'm with you unless it's to a point where
you're just like it's over like we just listen and i may think the photo shoot looks great and
you look great in it but i know what comes with you looking great go go sit your fucking ass down
and heal what she was doing why is nobody saying that nigga you wasn't it wasn't healing yoga but
this is healing it was not healing yoga it wasn't healing yoga it was not healing yoga
it was not healing yoga
I've talked to women
about this
because I've said
the same thing
nothing about that
looks like healing
or you're unbothered
and they say
well we lack
don't police them
no
they say
we lack confidence
after breakups
and we just want
to feel pretty again
because in so many breakups
we don't feel pretty
so I just need to do
the photo shoot
I was like
alright so a bunch of strangers that you hated
before and said you mad thirsty could say
the same thing before? Why does it matter now?
Just hearing. And why
are you getting your confidence from the internet?
And why can't I? A lot of people get their
confidence from the internet. They should stop.
I feel unpretty too. I think a lot of, as a matter of fact,
I think more men do than women.
Yeah, probably. Y'all should stop doing that
because the internet love is inconsistent. Well, you said more men than women. I keep probably. Y'all should stop doing that because the internet love is inconsistent.
Well, you said more men
than women.
I keep a few bitches around
to gas me up.
No, men don't really get love
from the internet like that.
The average man
doesn't get love
from the internet.
Go check your timeline
and see how many
dudes is posting bottles.
It could be an average girl
that just looks good
and a bunch of niggas
on the internet.
That's our ass pic.
Our ass pic is the
bottles and sparklers section pic. It's the money phone. Our ass pick is the bottles and
sparklers section pick.
That's men looking and seeking
attention from the internet.
The watch.
I'm not just going to put it on women.
I think men do it if not more.
Men do it for sure, but just not to the
rate that women do.
Men buy those ugly Balenciaga
sneakers just to post them on the internet.
If I'm with somebody for three years and we break up and I'm hurt and I'm with men buy those ugly Balenciaga sneakers just to post them on the internet if I'm with somebody
for three years
and we break up
and I'm hurt
and I'm going through it
or if I'm not hurt
but I'm still going through it
the process
you know just separating
and all that
I'm not putting my ass
on the internet
three days later
well
I'm not
it's cool if you don't
put your ass on the internet
Joe
that's what I'm saying
well look at your look at your morals you're a good girl you would never I'm not. It's cool if you don't put your ass on the internet, Joe. That's what I'm saying.
Well, look at your morals.
You're a good girl.
You would never.
Whatever.
I don't care.
Shout out to Karushi.
Real sweet woman.
And everything we said had nothing to do with her.
Yeah.
I want to make that completely clear.
That had nothing to do with Karushi.
Please, please, yeah.
We love you.
We're just all hurt souls and we're just that thing. We love you.
We love Vic. That's our guy. Hopefully, everything, please. Yeah, we love you. We're just all hurt souls and we're just. We love you. We love Vic.
That's our guy.
Hopefully everything works out.
And that leads us right into this.
I don't know what to say about this.
But the Internet is.
Internetting.
Sure.
About Dr. Dre being seen with blank.
You Google it.
I'm not saying it.
All this feels gross to me.
It's scary. I don't ever want
to be the podcast that says, did you see
Dre and
his rumored new
girl? See, I haven't gotten to
one day when we really grow up
and we're nowhere near there. This has grown to me to
not talk about this type of shit.
My version is, when
we really grow up, we'll talk about this moment in co. My version is when we really grow up,
we'll talk about this moment
in co-parenting
when this happens.
When your baby mother
is on a date with Dr. Dre
and going to eat.
You just went to the fridge
to get some orange juice
and was scrolling your phone.
And you stumbled upon
It was minding your business? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you stumbled upon It was minding your business
Yeah yeah yeah
And you stumbled upon
Your whiz
Your earth
Right
Your everything
Your air
Your everything
Your headache
Yeah your headache
That's yours
That's your headache
That's your stink
Right
Right
Just going to the little restaurant
With Dre and the security man
Oh Bo
You know the sea bass is amazing
Plaid Plaid Throw coat a little restaurant with Dre and the security, man. Oh, Bo, you know, the sea bass is amazing.
Plaid, plaid throw coat.
You bought her that coat. She wasn't trying to be low.
No, no.
Look, beautiful Escalade
done up your Escalade regular.
Mm-hmm.
Like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
Amarion been putting out
all these sexy pictures
of him and his brother.
That ain't gonna cut it.
Nah, see what I'm saying?
Sorry, O. Just don't hit the same one. O and Dave. And I'm joking right now because O and his brother. That ain't going to cut it. See what I'm saying? Sorry, O.
Just don't hit the same one.
O and Dave.
And I'm joking right now because O and his brother is my man.
I fuck with both of them.
Those are my guys.
I don't think O gives a fuck, so I'm not talking about him, but I'm glad I'm not at this point
in the co-brand.
Well, maybe I was last year.
And I'm not making this specific to them.
Some men just don't care anymore.
I know what that headache is. Something to get to that point. I don't care. Have a blast. Hey, you're going to see this specific to them. Some men just don't care anymore. Like, I know what that headache is.
Some men get to that point.
Like, I don't care.
Have a blast.
Hey, you're going to see this on the internet.
You still got to get your kid.
Really?
Yo.
Pull a blast in the chronic.
Yeah.
Or, or she start talking real fly.
Yo, how was your weekend?
Yeah.
Or she start talking real fly. Yeah, she's dating weekend? Yeah. Or she start talking real fly.
Yeah, she's dating Dre now.
She's like, no, you ain't got to pick him up.
He ain't write none of this, right?
Yeah.
She ain't even got to pick him up, though.
You fucking with Dre.
Like, yo, listen, the helicopter lands at 7.
Just have the kids there.
Then what you going to do?
You got to put your kids on the chopper.
Yeah.
Put your kids on the chopper.
Chopper to the yacht for the full week yo imagine a nigga fly your kids to his yacht
on the helicopter i have too much to say right now my kids will never get on that helicopter
get the fuck out of here i have too much to say right now slow down down. You don't say. Slow down. I know you. Slow down. Let me get some of this out of my head, Paul.
Get your shit off.
One.
I can't wait to y'all kids.
So I'll just get my shit off
in two y'all kids.
I have Bazley.
Statement number one.
I got mad
about something I seen
on the internet
but said to myself
when I get there
You're not going to say nothing about it?
Yeah, I can't let you know.
But that plan doesn't work.
You did some push-ups
and thought that was going to get it out the way?
Just to add some sauce to the pot.
I've tried that plan too.
What did you see on the internet?
Because that matters.
Because then we'll know exactly
where you're at in a relationship
if you ain't really over it
I can't say what I saw
why not
because this is public
but you saw something
that was put out
into the public
move on
I understand
I can't say
I can't say what I saw
because that's not my place to say
yeah
but what
but wait
this was on the internet
wasn't it
yes
so it's public
yeah but he still can't say
what
that's not y'all hate Ma still can't say what it was.
Y'all hate Maul.
That's not how it works, Maul.
I'm bugging out.
If something is on the internet, it's public.
No.
Okay.
Because the internet is privy to shit sometimes that niggas didn't mean for the internet to be privy to.
So you might see your whiz up there.
She ain't playing for that to go out there.
You might.
I'm not talking about me.
I'm just talking about period.
Right, right, right.
And also the internet has a short memory span. You might. I'm not talking about me. I'm just talking about period. Right, right, right, right, right. So.
And also the internet has a short memory span.
You literally just said me.
I saw something on the internet.
So I saw something.
But it didn't,
but listen,
it didn't,
I wasn't disturbed
at what I saw
because as co-parents
you can do whatever
the fuck you want to do.
Like it's over.
That's not true.
Yeah, it's not.
I was disturbed.
I just want,
I don't even have a kid
and I know it's not true.
I was disturbed. I didn't say any of this, and I know it's not true. I was disturbed.
I shouldn't say any of this, but I'll give a little sneak peek.
Okay.
I was disturbed because it was like she hit me with the yo.
I just broke my leg.
I can't walk.
I can't carry the baby.
I need some time.
I'm doing too much.
I'm a single mom.
And then she you start feeling bad
he's like
nah nah
you right yo
nah you right
I'm out here getting money
I'm with the fellas
come on man
drop a little stink off
drop a little stink off
now
that ain't the time
for me to see
something on the internet
the end
now you wanna look
at your phone
don't worry about it
moving on
moving on
moving on
I haven't gotten to this fight currently.
Like, my fight now is like, yo, man, you going to pack that bag like that?
Petty shit.
Come on.
You ain't going to put the sippy cup?
Yeah, yeah.
Petty shit.
Where the sippy cup at?
Yeah.
Oh, you got everything in your house.
You don't know what's in my house.
Right.
Petty shit.
But this right here?
Dinner?
I feel like she gave him practice for this, though.
I feel like she, what was she doing with homeboy, whoever that was?
I don't know.
Some fake shit.
But I feel like that gave Amar enough time to prep for when Dr. Dre comes out.
See, I don't want none of mine to get with a billionaire.
Why not?
Prayers to everyone involved.
I'm not a billionaire.
I don't want to get into personal gossip.
How much I got?
What I got?
So you don't want your baby mother to get with a billionaire because you're not a billionaire?
Don't say baby mom.
I'm sorry.
I need anybody.
Oh, any of you.
Yeah.
That's some selfish shit.
If she get with a billionaire, I'm taking my kid.
Why?
Matter of fact, X could get with a billionaire I'm taking my kid why? matter of fact
X could get with a billionaire
why nigga?
we need why
don't give my kid
his own helicopter
why?
what do you mean why?
why?
what do you mean why?
why though?
that don't got nothing to do
with you and your kid
is that album that came out?
no
no music came out
no
you're not gonna show my kid
no better life
than I can provide for them
what are you talking about? what the fuck are you talking about nigga? the fuck? You're not going to show my kid no better life than I can provide for them.
What are you talking about, nigga?
Oh, man.
That's some funny shit, man.
I know what it is.
Dre thought he had that mask on.
Niggas wasn't going to know it was him.
Well, I didn't.
I thought that was a bodyguard.
Yeah.
Niggas figured it out.
Niggas was like, yo, so, Chronic 2. The only thing I will comment on this actual situation is that I love that Dre stays consistent, even in his date outfit.
I just want the same hoodie that we've seen him in for the past 25 years.
Yeah, when you when you that that's what I'm saying at that level, you know, you bigot in the clothes.
Fuck, no matter what you say.
Same.
Oh, a one's on.
Oh, my man.
But we're going to need more than MIA on this one.
Listen, I know him to be a talented producer.
That's when you got to come out with BOA, both.
Don't do it.
I should call him.
No, I'm not calling him.
Why Dre look like he could beat up his own bodyguard?
I don't like, why is the bodyguard there?
Don't do that.
Don't do that don't do that
this is the greatest
breakup song ever made
no this record is fire
I'm just saying the timing
fuck around
oh man
see Omar
is just a pull up to Boa
blasting this shit
yo I ain't gonna hold
you shout out to all
the women in my life
that have introduced me to music that I love.
That's important to me.
Very important.
Like, I can't hold y'all.
It's one of the bigger things to me in life.
No matter what our relationship was,
like, you have this eternal spot in my heart and mind
with, like, the escort I was dating
when one of them take albums came out,
it was amazing, and I woke up,
and it was just, the whole album was amazing. That was great.
M.I.A. when fucking Kalen played this
at the compound just for the first time
with just bitches everywhere. It's like,
wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, rewind.
Rewind that one. Turned on the radio.
I never
listened to that. I stopped listening to radio in
1994.
A long time ago. I wasn't listening to radio in 1994. A long time ago.
I wasn't listening to radio
in 2011.
Fair.
And I was the guy that
by the time you know about it
it's big on the radio.
Who is you?
You're just finding out?
Well, no.
You're just getting hit.
And they worked this record
for like a year and a half.
No, that was an amazing record.
And they should have worked
this record for a year and a half.
That's always one of my greatest questions in hip hop.
Like, as artists-
They don't work records like that.
You believe in every record, but some records you should work for, like, as long as you can, and some records you shouldn't.
Like, this record, they worked for a long time.
That fucking Pussycat Dolls record, they worked for, like, two years.
And when it worked, it was the biggest record ever, and Miami was a hit.
And I was like, well, why didn't y'all think that?
Whatever.
Shout out to O. Shout out to his brother. shout out to april shout out to dr dre shout out to everybody man we're not a messy podcast
we salute everybody especially when the children are involved love and happiness
yeah one thousand percent listen the girl got the glue out of here thank god we didn't talk
about the gorilla glue girl last week because we men That's why But now that she got it out
I found out today what that entire joke was about
I had no idea
It's not a joke
People today are stupid enough
To do stupid shit like this
And I want to call her stupid
But
Well no
She didn't mean to do it
Yeah she did
Oh
She did
She poured the Gorilla Glue on her hair
And
Wiped it in
But there is another Gorilla hair product
That she thought that was.
And she mistakenly bought the wrong bottle.
That's what the story was.
This wasn't like something she...
Is there Gorilla Glue at the beauty supply?
There's no Gorilla Glue at the beauty supply.
I'm...
Wherever...
I don't know about beauty products,
so maybe you're right.
She thought it was like...
It's called Gorilla Hair Gel or something like that.
Listen, I literally just asked everyone in the room
about this an hour ago.
So I don't know much about this, but
yeah, you just shouldn't put Gorilla Glue in your hair.
No, absolutely.
But I believe the story was...
I'm not mad
at that being the story. What I was mad at
was when I saw reports that
they were trying to sue Gorilla Glue, the company.
Now that I have a problem with.
You can't be 40 years old, put
the wrong Gorilla Glue all in your hair,
need it surgically removed, and now want to sue somebody.
Ambulance chasing to me.
I think it says on the front of the Gorilla Glue bottle.
Don't be stupid.
This will never come out.
Whatever product I'm putting out, I'm putting Don't Be Stupid right at the bottom of it on the front.
So now that just is.
Okay, so this woman is explaining that there is all these different Gorilla products.
Yeah.
They have Gorilla Glue.
They have Gorilla Hair Gel.
Shit like that.
If I'm doing something with hair, I probably want hair in the title.
Not just Gorilla Glue.
But whatever.
Listen, the good part is it got out.
God bless.
That's what we're here to say.
God bless.
Now he has to talk about the Gorilla Glue girl.
But she got it out.
Really happy for her.
Shout out to everybody that helped her along the way.
And please don't put Gorilla Glue in your hair.
Yeah. Or really anywhere on your body, probably. Shout out to everybody that helped her along the way. And please don't put Gorilla Glue in your hair. Yeah.
Or really anywhere on your body probably.
Yeah.
I think that's a safe assumption.
Tell me about the time y'all tried to do something with your body and it just was wrong.
I'll start and give y'all time to think.
Like the very first time I shaved every pube off of me in the summertime, I thought I was doing something.
What did you think you were doing?
I'm not laughing at you.
Never mind. cause I tried it
yeah
yo hair is there for a reason
I thought
I didn't know
I didn't know that
when I did that
I didn't know that
I did that when I was younger
whenever I did that
it was annoying me
I might have been
14
15
16
one age where I just
didn't know any better
and I did that
thinking that
alright now
the sweat or just
whatever down there
but nah
I was wrong
you need hair
I shave
it was the most annoying
thing in the world
then the grow back part
it's just not there
I clean up there
you don't shave ball
no you don't
not ball
I got the manscape
clippers
those work good
shave low
promo code mall
no I don't have that
I know that's a big
podcast sponsor.
That's one of the most
difficult things.
You bevel with?
Fuck.
Hell no.
That bevel shit
cuts close.
No, no, no.
I clean with the bevel razor.
You got the bevel ball
trimmer.
With your clippers?
Your regular clippers?
I clean up a little bit.
Nah, fuck.
What?
That shit's cut close.
Bentley, Barty.
Bentley, Barty.
I just love bevel.
I do too.
Those are great clippers,
but that's not the place where you want to put it. I do not put the bevel I do too Those are great clippers But that's not the place
Where you want to put it
I do not put the bevel clippers
On my nuts
That is danger zone
Nah with the manscape shit though
You can all that shit
Yeah
Cause it don't cut that low
What happened when you tried
To get that little hair
Off the helmet
And hit it with the blade
I don't have hair on my helmet
Hair on my helmet
What the fuck is he talking about
Why do you have hair
On your helmet you weirdo
Did I say I have hair
On my helmet
I didn't say that
No I said why do you have hair I said I never said I had hair on my helmet Oh okay yeah Nah I don't? Why do you have hair on your helmet? You weirdo. Did I say I have hair on my helmet? I didn't say that. No, I said why do you
have hair on your helmet?
I said I never said I
had hair on my helmet.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, no, I don't have
hair on my helmet.
If you got hair on the
helmet, you got it.
No, but at the base
sometimes, you got to
grab that.
It be at the base.
Yeah, the base is tricky.
It be at the base.
And that's the trickiest
spot.
I know how to shave
myself, bro.
That's the trickiest spot.
I get everything.
No, I'm asking for
techniques.
No, no, no.
I get everything.
Don't steal my shaving
sauce, man.
Get your own.
But you got to get the
correct.
She can't use that
bevel shit.
Hell no.
That's way too close.
Bevel is not designed to.
That's why you shouldn't
do it.
That's why you shouldn't
do it.
And shout out to Tristan
and bevel.
I lost all my love and
While we're talking
about our nuts.
You lost all your
love and respect.
After you cut off all
your little hairs.
Dick look mad childish.
I cut off all of my
little pubes off.
I think that was the
only incident I ever had with just trying to. That's not true. I doubt my hair blowing as a teenager. Dick look mad childish I cut all of my little pubes off I think that was the only
That was the only incident
I ever had
With just trying to
That's not true
I doubt my hair blonde
As a teenager
Oh damn
And I had twists
Teenage years
I was bugging
That's what you're trying
To find your look
You're trying to find your
I never found it
True
Never found it
Trying to find your little
Pictures today still
Looking crazy
Nah but
Never
Shaving your pubes bald
Is a bad
Bad idea
For all the young people out there.
Yeah, just shave...
I don't know what I was thinking back then.
Listen, I tried it once, and I regretted it, and I'll never do it again.
The grow back in is really...
I mean, if you dodge all the loose nutsack flesh, if you get through that all right,
the next thing is when it grows back.
I was walking around like a predator, just here with it all the time.
Oh, you were scratching.
What is this kid doing?
Listen, man,
hair is important.
Even when I get tattoos,
I realize
how important hair is.
Hair is important.
Because they be shaving your arm
and my arm is on fire
not just getting a tattoo forever.
I'm going to laser
all this hair off my head.
I am the evolution
of my granddad
who nared every morning.
Whole house smelling like nair.
Disgusting and nasty.
Granddad go to bed
at 6 a.m.
Why do you need
that fresh one?
Yeah, but now that I'm like
40.
You understand?
I'm like, that might be fly.
Let me nair this shit out of here.
I'm not having my bathroom
smelling like nair. Nah, get it lasered. Mine should smell too sexy. Yeah. Or go to I'm like that might be fly Let me near this shit Fresh one I'm not having my bathroom Smell like near
Nah get it lasered
My shit smell too sexy
Yeah
Or go to
Go to Turkey
And get the hairline surgery
I would get it
I would do the laser thing
My thing with laser is
They say it hurts
But they say you need a few sessions
Yeah
But I don't want hair
Like I'm not on the face
Oh you don't want hair
Not at all
Not at all
Oh okay
I never heard a man say
He doesn't want hair
I went bald at 30
You weren't even bald
You're not even bald
We just saw your hair
That's my point
Your hairline is just like
Well now it might not be
The sexiest
But at 30
I did this
Like
You didn't have to though
That's my point
I don't want it
Just light the ball up
I don't want it
I don't want it
But once you could grow
The full beard
It don't even matter
Like the bald head is like
The hair is to what
Appear younger
You know what
When I was watching
Niggas in quarantine Like when when quarantine first started, the grays
was popping up.
Niggas was in their natural godly self, however God made you.
I was like, your niggas look like shit.
Like, I don't understand.
If you look like this, like the girls be facetuning shit.
If you look like this, why are you niggas dying to grays?
Why are y'all Beijinging the corners Like you don't
I think it looks stupid
That's me
It does
When it's excessive
Like some dudes literally have no hairline
And they Beijing it
And it's like fam you look crazy
But then there's some that have a nice decent hairline
And there's just certain spots that's light
And you can Beijing that a little bit
And you can see Beijing
Yeah you can
Especially with these 4K TVs
I don't care how good it is
Bro this
I can see it
This 4K shit
Bro
You know how many guys
I'm like
Oh he's been lying to me
All these years
Like you see it on TV
Do you feel betrayed
Yeah I'm like
Oh you
I'm like
You got oxtail sauce
In your hair
I don't mind the grays though
Like I'm 30
And I have some in my beard
Yeah I'm on it
I don't mind the grays Yeah The grays is not a have some in my beard Yeah I don't mind I don't mind the grays
Yeah
The grays is not a problem
I don't have them in my hair
But my beard for sure
Like I would love to die
Despite this lighting
I mean I still
I still got a hairline
But I keep it low
Just to ease y'all into
When I have to get rid of it
But white people don't matter
Like I feel like your corn is
Cause I feel like Rory's corn is
White people don't know
Just stop right there Joe
I like it
White people don't matter You're right right there, Joe. I like it.
White people don't matter.
You're right, white people don't matter.
That's not what I meant, though.
Like I tell my,
like Michael Paul,
he's not white.
He does white people shit.
In the winter,
he's kind of white.
But like I said,
I'm like,
you could get off
your corners leaving,
not shaving your beard.
Like Rory's corner is leaving.
If he just let his beard woof,
nobody would care.
He would look fine. I just said, once you have your full beard. Don't say that. My corner is is leaving. If he just let his beard woof, nobody would care. He would look fine.
I just said, once you have the full beard.
Hey, don't say that.
My corner is still here.
I'm not shaving a beard until we get a new deal.
And no new deal came no time soon, and he had to have that beard forever.
He looked great.
His fiance loved him more.
I loved him more.
Like, he was a better man.
Then he shaved it.
Like, ah, Patreon.
Like, nigga, you look whack now.
Like, go back.
Yeah, he looks stupid. Like, parts gonna look crazy when the long, you look whack now. Like, go back. Yeah, he looks stupid.
Like, Parks is going to look crazy when the long hair leave.
I'm used to it now.
It looks beautiful.
Somebody just posted a clip of us from a while ago,
and Parks was in the shot.
Like, I think we first started recording at Parks.
And you got the straight, you got like a Rory cut.
Yeah.
You look crazy.
I'm looking at you now and looking back at you.
That's how Parks used to look.
Yeah, crazy.
I remember
his eyebrows
trying to while out
I liked it
I liked it longer too
the curly locks
you're not gonna
cut this
not cut it
but not go back to the
I might have to cut it
for the wedding
nah put that shit
in a bun
you might kill the bun
Parks ain't a bun guy
nah he might kill the bun
but I mean
I'm not saying
I'm not saying
I want the wedding bun
you know what I mean
I'm not saying
the hip's the bun
oh okay
do you have your best man figured out?
Yeah yeah
I think I still might have to inform somebody
She has hers figured out?
I have more than her though
Is it the same number?
No I have more
It doesn't but that can get awkward
I don't know how we're going to pull that off
Like the walk down
It's going to be some homies.
A homie couple walking down.
Any wedding.
Just call me.
I walk like the ladies.
I ain't got nobody.
No, the ladies got it.
There's enough ladies.
Oh, it's more men.
Typical.
Oh, yeah.
Nah, leave me.
Leave me sitting in the back.
I'm going to say something that's probably wrong.
It's okay.
We got to edit button.
In my experience.
No, let's leave it.
It's the edge.
In my experience, the guy and the leave it. It's the edge.
In my experience,
the guy and the best man,
they knew each other for life. They're like friends
for real. They might
jump in front of the bullet for one another.
The girls.
She's got a very tight
group of girlfriends.
Stop right there.
Not what I'm saying. I believe on the girl's side
all of the bridesmaids
are
close to the wife
just not
maybe so much close to each other
oh yeah
oh okay
I see what you're saying
they may not
some of them may not know each other
I feel like the best men
or whatever it's called
I don't know
they all know each other
yeah that's all I'm saying
that's all I'm saying
sometimes
and even if they don't you run with the same type of people for the most part.
Yeah.
Like, they'll get along.
You like to drink beer and talk shit too?
Just off the strength.
Like, yeah, you cool because you hang with my man.
We have similar interests, whatever.
Right.
Yeah.
That bridesmaid thing get a little messy.
Like, that bitch thinks she cute.
Yeah.
Like, anytime my partner was a bridesmaid, and she went, and I sat in the audience watching,
it was like, yeah, you don't know these bitches.
And she's like, oh, we're all doing our hair
and our makeup, all that jazz.
We all look great.
Oh, it's awesome.
These are my besties now.
We exchanged numbers.
That's why they usually have, like,
the bachelorette weekend, stuff like that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Aggressive.
That don't exist no more. Shit. It still exists. That weekend, stuff like that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Aggressive. That don't exist no more.
Shit.
It still exists.
That shit, they going everywhere.
Tossing it to you.
No, the girls link up and squat up.
No, no, no, no.
Have their little party.
Let's bring it back to you.
Oh, okay.
Your bachelor party.
Oh, it's going to turn up.
And is she having a bachelor party?
I think so, yeah.
I want to cancel that for my wedding.
You don't want her to have a bachelor party? No. Why not? Because I want to cancel that for my wedding you don't want her to have a bachelor party
no
why not
because I want to come
you want to go
you can't go to her bachelor party
I've been to like a split
like a co-ed
bachelor bachelor party
it was actually wasn't bad
but it's not the same
I had fun at the one I went to
yeah
I feel like somebody
on 11 hip hop did that
your wife is sucking dick
at the bachelor party
huh
you said what your wife is sucking dick at the bachelorachelorette party. Huh? You said what?
Your wife is sucking dick
at the bachelorette party.
I'm hoping you weren't
going to repeat it.
I'm not talking about it.
I know that.
I'm talking about the wall.
She's not, man.
He didn't get to the girlfriend speech.
I can say this to him.
I can say this to him.
No, she's not, man.
She's sucking dick
at the bachelorette party.
One last dick.
I don't think that's fun for them.
One last dick.
You think your wife
don't want to suck one last dick?
You think yours is the dick she want to live with?
Yeah, I'm the last dick she will be sucking.
God, I hope not.
This is the last dick.
This is the last one.
It stops right here.
Your wife is doing something at the bachelor party.
Yours.
Yours and mine.
They might land with somebody that loves them.
Nah.
We don't.
All right.
Whoever I want to marry, the shit that turns me on, gets my wheels going, she's going to
wild out.
I'm going to be no-no.
What's it called?
The dancing bear?
Yeah.
The guy that comes in and swings his dick all around.
Yeah, they start sucking him off.
I thought you were talking about cuckolding.
Well, I think that's-
Joe want to go to that bachelorette party.
I heard Joe somewhere.
They said you want to go to that bachelorette party.
I said I love you, bro.
We shouldn't skip over that part of what you said of when you want to go to that bachelor party. I said I love you, bro. We shouldn't skip over that
part of what you said of when you have to go to the
wedding and she's in the wedding party
and you don't know anybody there.
Why did you invite me? That's awkward.
I don't go.
I'm literally sitting here.
Unless I know, if I know who's getting married.
And then you put me at the weird people table.
Like, we all don't really know why
we're here table. That's the singles table.
I can't wait for Rory to do Love & Hip Hop.
I'm going to have the best year of my life when that happens.
Joe, they called me when you were doing it,
and I laughed obnoxiously on the phone
and then had to apologize for how I reacted because it was rude.
So I'm going to see Kimbella get married to Jewels.
Love them.
Mona invited me.
It's one of those. You're a plus one?
Sins in the wedding.
One of those. Okay. Content.
Scripted. Yeah, a Mona wedding.
We were together too. Oh shit.
We were together when that happened. And shout out
to them too because that did look like a beautiful wedding.
It was a real beautiful wedding.
It looked great. Shout out to Wells and Kimbella.
You know it's a sign seating in a wedding.
But this is a TV show.
Where was you assigned?
Guess.
Front.
Guess.
Next to Sin.
Guess.
Front.
On the side of the women.
Right next to an ex of mine.
Some ex was close by.
Right next to an ex of mine.
Directly.
In a bottle.
Mona Scott Young.
They made sure she had a drink in her hand.
In a collapsible table.
This must be a coincidence.
I can't sit next to my ex while my mane is in the wedding.
That can't happen.
I'm going to sit somewhere else, okay?
I thought I had that covered on reality TV.
I showed them.
I tricked Mona, didn't I?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
There's another ex.
Wow.
It's so odd that all these cups are filled and readily available to throw it in someone's face.
Right, right.
What are these doing here?
This table seems flimsy as if someone could be thrown right through it.
I should call Mona right now.
This will be so fun, but I'm ready to go.
I got to meet Steve Stout somewhere.
Listen, fucking, the funny.
I should call Mona right now, but I have to get to a Steve Stout.
That was filthy.
Jesus Christ.
Have some dignity.
Have some self-respect.
Just a little bit.
Rory said sneak me in the whole concert.
That's real shit.
That's the point.
And I didn't say have self-respect.
Because I had too much self-respect to hit.
To miss it?
Well, that too.
But to be that guy the day of,
to be like,
hey, I know everyone's hitting you.
Can I get a ticket?
Nah, I sneak in like a real one.
And that's what the fuck I did.
That's real shit.
You wouldn't understand that.
Go talk to Mona and Steve.
It's cool.
Real ones gonna sneak into Webster Hall.
And I'm talking shit about Roy.
But in a moment of transparency,
Hov, I got the tickets from you and tried to
walk over to the VIP section and boy did they tell us to get the fuck out of here
let me see your wristband that's the wrong color fan he didn't tell me that. He said, I thought it was all access. It was general.
A little light G.A.
That's funny when you get your shit from Roll Call.
You bust that shit open, it's just general admission tickets.
I'm like, yo, fam, I ain't got no access, no VIP, no access, credentials, nothing.
I hate on that because the amount of times I've done that to people that have annoyed me for tickets.
That means they fuck with you.
And then they've had to hit me more.
They handled me at that VIP.
And when my ego told me to hit Hov, he was on the stage.
That's when I realized how stupid I look.
That's when I realized how stupid I look.
And either way, he was getting pretty for sure.
He was in the middle of an exclusive freestyle that's never been heard before.
I'm like, yo, man, yo, you gave me the right shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You sure about this color
Sean
Sean
that is hilarious
no what was even more
disrespectful about the passes
I feel like
cause he did like
actual
like money
yeah
and I feel
I feel like
the VIPs got a hundred dollar bills
in they shit
y'all had one
no it was one dollar
it was one dollar
it was a it was a coin yeah it was $1. It was $1.
It was a coin?
Yeah. It was a dollar bill.
It was a second joint?
Do we enjoy it?
Yeah, Rory's a soldier.
I snuck Rory
in a puff party
like Rory beats.
Real shit.
Yo, those are two parties
that shouldn't have never worked.
You just put them
under the frock?
Those were two that just
I feel like Rory
didn't have to sneak.
When Rory was saying that?
He didn't have to sneak
in a puff party.
I seen a few people
that was at puffs parties. Yeah, Joey could have gotten it. Well, I disagree with that. Puff't have to sneak in a Puff's party. I've seen a few people that was at Puff's party.
And I, yeah.
Jory could have gotten in.
Well, I disagree with that.
Puff at the party would need to sneak in.
I thought Roy could have gotten the whole concert.
It was some people that was at Puff's party that should not have been there.
Yeah, but Puff, that's different.
No, I've seen girls' Instagram and I was like, wait, what?
She's at Puff's party?
He's at Puff's?
Nah.
Same, bro.
Hell no.
I understand people not getting in a Puff party. You can't just get in a Puff's party he's at Puff's nah same bro hell no I understand I understand people
not getting to Puff's party
you can't just get
to Puff's party
no
even the niggas
that's not supposed to be there
that got there
like they had a scam
well maybe they did
it was a good
once I saw some people there
I was like
Rory he's fine
this person is dead
and we showed up on time
no parties
that's the other thing
me and Joe got there
before anybody
oh y'all were the early birds
yes the fuck we was
and yo
y'all laughing
three before nine
y'all laughing
cause those parties
get so fucking crazy
that we had the
ideal section
cause we just sat there
first
we arrived on the day
Fred Hampton got
wait
I gotta learn how to do that if I'm gonna come back to got Wait I gotta learn how to do that
If I'm gonna come back to the game I gotta learn how to do that
How does Hope do that? But he don't just wait he like coughs first
I arrived on the day Fred Hampton got
Wait
I can't do this
That's how you gotta do it catch your thought
Yo me and Rory got to that party at 8 o'clock
That's nasty
I watched the sunset on that beautiful water Catch your thought. Like, no, wait, wait, wait. That ain't right. Yo, me and Rory got to that party at 8 o'clock. That's nasty.
Sun was still out.
I knew it.
I watched the sunset on that beautiful water.
I knew it was too early when Puff was getting dressed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was there in my outfit, but Puff was getting dressed in the bathroom.
I mean, I'm going to kill him with this tonight.
You all got dressed at 3 o'clock in the afternoon?
Yeah, man.
No, that might have been his first change.
You know, his first change.
He had like seven outfits.
You guys got dressed at 3. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rory, help me get dressed. Do my cufflinks. Yeah, we had no outfits his first change. You know, he had like seven outfits. You guys got dressed.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Roy, help me get dressed.
Do my cufflinks.
Yeah, we had no outfits.
6 p.m.
I had to teach him how to tie a bow tie.
I knew something was wrong when he was later than me.
Oh, I forgot.
Never mind.
I arrived in a day Fred Hampton got.
Wait.
Yeah, yeah.
When she walked in before or do anything or allude to anything
I just immediately went
chill
that ain't worth it
you know how like
when your girl
mentioned an ex
but like funny
like in a real degrading way
like ooh that bitch will wear anything that was a fun night though like in a real degrading way like what do you want me to say
like ooh
that bitch will wear anything
that was a fun night though
real good night
real good night
and rest in peace
Kim Porter
and that B-side show
was the greatest
Alex Toshibana
bring that bag down
Maul
you had a question
about Valentine's Day
that we can't ask
after Valentine's Day
so I want you to ask it now
So we can unpack it
When our fans need it most
Women that
Because they always like to say
Men like to pick fights before Valentine's
They pick arguments
So they don't have to get nothing
But what about women that do that?
Yeah, there's some shit for y'all
Oh, we got some giftesses?
Yeah, my man Six Man
He sent y'all some shit once again.
I don't know what name he's on.
Do you have a box cutter?
Or a key?
You know he's got the razor under the tongue.
I use my bare hands.
Hold up, man.
I arrived on the day Friday.
Did y'all ever try to put a razor under your tongue?
No.
I tried once.
I don't understand how people did that.
I did it.
It's a really difficult thing.
My tongue bled for a week.
Yeah.
I don't.
Yeah, shout out to my man,
Six Man.
He sent y'all some,
it was supposed to be
Christmas gifts,
but he had the wrong address.
Oh yeah, he DM'd me
and said,
yo,
not like he was looking
for a thank you,
but he was like,
yo,
I sent him all a bunch
of stuff for y'all.
Did y'all ever get it? I thought maybe you DM'd me and say thanks. he was like, yo, I sent him all a bunch of stuff for y'all. Yeah, he sent... Like, did y'all ever get it?
Like, I thought maybe you'd DM me and say thanks.
I was like, I ain't gonna shit.
He sent...
It was the wrong address,
but then he had to send it back, so...
Let's see what's going on
up in this piece live on the air.
Christmas gift.
That's hilarious.
Nah, that's hilarious.
Got you the mag. That's mad mags Now you don't gotta bring
The house slippers here no more
Boom
Got you the mags
You said something for you
And Remy in there
That's dope
You want the rainbows
Or the baby blues
Not the Dior sneakers
That I killed on air
Yeah
You know what I'm saying
I can fit this.
My feet are not this small.
Yeah, you can fit that.
Those are the big slippers.
Comfy joints.
Right in there.
Oh, big stepper.
Yeah, big stepper.
Y'all want y'all's?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't fly.
I got the Jordan 1s.
I bet you did.
Only me.
No, but no.
Those are the Jordan 1s. Oh, okay. Yeah. me. No, but no. Those are the Jordan 1s.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Shout out to the six man.
You know what I mean?
He fucked with us.
Friend of the show.
Came off the bench.
Yo.
You know what I mean?
Wanted to get y'all some Christmas gifts.
Those is fire.
These is hard.
Those is fire.
This is my bag.
I want those though.
This is great.
Yeah, those is fire.
I want the Air Max.
I want the Air Max.
The 97s.
Yeah.
Those is fire.
Hold up, man.
Those is comfy.
Those is the mags though. That's a big deal. I know. Rory got the Travis's. No, these is the. The Jordan. Hold up, man. Those is comfy. Those is the mags, though.
That's a big deal.
I know.
Rory got the Travises.
No, these is the Dior's.
You know what I'm saying?
These is the joints that I killed, but I love.
Yeah.
You can get comfy around the house now, kid.
This is cozy.
Now, I might wear these out.
You going to step out with those?
You talking about the crib?
Yeah, man.
Shout out to the six men.
No, these are hard.
All right.
I got a question.
Good guy.
No, thank you, man.
For real. If you're looking, thank you. No, no, no, no, no. Before you get's hard Alright I got a question Good guy Nah thank you man For real If you're looking
Thank you
No no no
Before you get to thinking
I have a question
How I know these is mine
Your name is on the box
It says your name on it
I don't see it
Where
Well my box says Rory
Where
Sorry
Where
I arrived on a day
Fred Hampton
That's not how I wait
Wait
He didn't cough that way
Oh
That's your name
you wrote that
no no no
you wrote that
you wanted me to add
a Wale's
now those are fine
I mean they all
one size fit all
if y'all want to switch
you can do whatever you want
I'm just saying like
I mean I want to switch
with somebody
those are fine though
yeah you don't like those Joe is that kid at like the birthday party I mean I want to switch with somebody those is fire though yeah
you don't like those
Joe was that kid
at like the birthday party
that was like
I already had these
hey those is fire right E
you fucking with
I'm fucking with those
those are hard
you spoiled little fuckers
I'm fucking with those
in the crib
they are hard
yeah in the crib
hell yeah
throw those on
I'm fucking with those
I like them
so listen while we at it
they look great Parks while we at it They look great Parks
While we at it
Nestle and Swoosh God
Sent us something too
Last week
We didn't shout it out
But the air forces
That came
Along with the hats
Okay
Look at us
Unboxing on here
Yeah come on
I didn't ask you
To give me that on here
Look at you
I arrived in
Yo Can we not skip over what Parks just said?
We're doing unboxing videos on our podcast.
The day, one time I asked a girl what she was doing today,
and she said, I have a bunch of unboxing videos to shoot for IG.
No longer wanted to speak to that woman.
Who sent these?
Ness and Swishgar sent these.
Okay. The hats. Thank you. The Nesson Swishgar sent these. Okay.
The hats.
Thank you.
The sneakers.
Yes, thank you.
Everything.
They're fans of the pod.
They're also musicians.
They're artists.
They got joints out there.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Yeah, no.
Can I always take some A1s?
We got any more boxes?
I think that's it for today.
Any more?
No.
I think that's everything.
Oh, okay. Somebody send us some more shit? My P.O. box? I think that's it for today anymore no I think that's everything oh okay
somebody send us some more shit
my P.O. box
it's here
unbox the halal
alright sleepers
hey
unbox that chicken over rice
I arrived on a date
wait
that's not how it went
how does he do that
so cool man
how would y'all do
let me hear
I wouldn't
that's the difference
if you have a smoker's cough
it wouldn't
y'all are fucking scared I'll start like How would y'all do? Let me hear. I wouldn't. That's the difference. If you have a smoker's cough, it wouldn't.
Y'all are fucking scared.
I'll start really coughing.
Y'all aren't scared to rap anything.
Congratulations to Jay-Z, nominated or soon to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Bring up the whole list.
I have an issue with that.
Let's not just be hove.
Why?
I get it.
I get why y'all are shooting.
Because the other nominees are Mary J., K-Bush, Devo, Foo Fighters, the Go-Go's.
Oh, no, the Foo Fighters.
I love the Foo Fighters and the Go-Go's. I love the Foo Fighters and the Go-Go's.
Iron Maiden, Chaka Khan.
Chaka Khan.
LL Cool J.
Rage, come on, man.
Rage Against the Machine.
No, that's the other one.
Me and A-Rad made it.
Knew the album, did things.
Wasn't ready at the time.
Knew they'd see it in the future.
Dionne Warwick.
And Dionne Warwick.
I love this.
I hate this. That's a squad. De Dionne Warwick. I love this. I hate this.
That's a squad. Devo?
This is a crazy list.
Wait, and how many can get in?
I don't know if there's a limit.
Oh, and Tina Turner?
Oh, that's crazy.
Wait, Tina Turner ain't been in?
Yeah, I figured Tina Turner would be in there.
I just wish we had
A hip hop hall of fame
I mean I don't wanna
Hate on this
There's nothing to hate on
But they're taking our greats
They're taking NWA
Run DMC
Biggie
Jay Z
Fucking Mary
LL
Like
I do wish
Why are we going in rock
I do wish they would
Find a way to read
Have you ever been though
Cause it's really
A beautiful museum
I've never been
It's really really
It's a rock and roll museum
Yeah it's dope It's in Cleveland Next time you ever been though? Because it's really a beautiful museum. I've never been. It's really, really like... Is it a rock and roll museum? Yeah, it's dope.
It's in Cleveland.
I was going to say,
Next time you're in Cleveland,
go check it out.
That shit is fire.
I understand what you're saying.
The hip hop museum
wouldn't be in Cleveland, man.
The hip hop museum
should be right here in New York.
Yeah.
Put this shit in New York.
Bronx.
Give us a hall of fame.
It's one in the Bronx.
Give us a hall of fame.
They're trying now
and they bought the spot.
No, they're really trying now.
I was part of the committee until health problems happened with a certain person,
but they did buy a spot in the South Bronx for the Hip Hop Museum.
Okay.
Is it the one on the concourse?
It's right by Sin City.
So in between the concourse and Sin City.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay, okay, okay, gotcha.
So it's in a weird place now, but it is supposed to come.
And as soon as health issues can subside, we need it.
I've been on the committee for it.
So for now, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is still a prestigious honor.
It is.
1,000%.
It is.
We shouldn't just gloss over that.
And they donated lots of, from my knowledge to like music education
and shit like that
so
right
like
from what I know
they seem to be a solid organization
and I'm not mad at it
because rock and roll
is a black
absolutely
genre
yeah
of music
as well so
not mad at it
I do just think
a real hip hop
hall of fame
we would do it
properly like real real proper it needs to have its
own entity because there's certain artists i mean you got to be jay-z nwa lo cool j run dmc to get
into this there's so many hip-hop artists that deserve recognition that aren't on this plateau
these type of people i agree i agree so I feel it. But congrats to the
nominees. Absolutely. It's huge.
Before we get out of here, rest in
peace Larry Flint. Yes, the
Hustlers. Rest in peace Chick Corea.
Legendary
keyboard player.
Been sampled a million times. He played with everybody.
Miles Davis and you name it.
He played with them.
Larry Flint, the Hustler
magazine founded the outspoken First Amendment
activists who built an adult entertainment empire
died Wednesday at his Hollywood Hills
at his Hollywood Hills home
his nephew Jimmy Flint Jr. tells CNN
he was 78 years old
I think it was 1978
where when he was shot
and paralyzed from the waist down
I think that was 78 y'all can check that yourself.
But yeah, Pornographic Magazine
has a 90 point
arrest in peace. How did he pass?
They didn't show you. No, it said heart
failure. Failure? Yeah.
Got it. The People
vs. Larry Flit was a great movie, by the way, if you've never
seen it. I haven't.
I'll have to check it out yeah it was
Woody Harrelson
Woody Harrelson
yeah
good movie
I wanted to talk to you
because I finally did see
the movie
with Zendaya
and Zendaya
Malcolm and Marie
yeah
how you feel about it
I loved the first hour
and 15 minutes of it
so the last 40 minutes
you didn't like
none that I didn't like
but I didn't need it like my soul was fed after an hour and 15 minutes of it. So the last 40 minutes you didn't like? None that I didn't like but I didn't need it.
Like,
my soul was fed
after an hour and 15.
Like,
that was enough toxicity
for me.
I cried.
Reminded me of mad arguments
that I've had
in real relationships.
Like,
I love the cinematography,
the artsiness of it.
I see why y'all
fucked everybody.
But why do y'all feel like
because Park said it was toxic.
I didn't get toxic from that
because they weren't,
they weren't.
You never lived it. No, that doesn't, y'all keep trying to throw shots at me like I don't get toxic from that because they weren't. You never lived it.
No, that doesn't.
Y'all keep trying to throw shots at me like I don't have.
I didn't.
No, that was a compliment.
I thought that was a compliment.
No, what I'm saying is this.
It's not toxic because they weren't over-talking each other.
They weren't like they gave each other the room to speak.
The things they said to each other was toxic.
They're being mean to each other on purpose.
But even in that moment, I didn't take that as toxic
because I don't feel like,
I feel like that was just
everything coming out
in that moment.
I don't feel like they ever
spoke about any of that shit.
And it just all spilled out
that night.
I don't feel like there's
ever a point in a relationship
where everything should come out.
All your thoughts.
I disagree.
I don't think that you should
intentionally gut your fucking...
Some of that shit they were saying,
yeah, they was,
yo, every time one read the other
and they got progressively worse,
I was like, damn, what do you even say to that?
And then they found a worse read to read back.
Right.
Like when he was like, yo, you a junk head, crack head,
you never been shit.
When he went on that whole run, I was like, game over.
It wasn't over.
No.
She came right back.
Fan, you a nobody, nigga.
Like, without me, what have you created on your own?
Like, they was going, oh, you can't.
That's not stuff you should say to your partner when you love them and want to build them.
And that's what I'm saying.
No matter how bad the fight is.
Sometimes you take a time out from the fight to walk away so you don't say things you'll regret.
They said everything that you would regret saying to your partner that's
why i'm calling it toxic yeah yeah i didn't get toxic from it i think that all of that she just
spilled out as a result of her mentioning something and asking a question and it just
went from there but i don't feel like this was a toxic thing if your girl comes to you maul
and says you made this hoodie because of me nigga you never had
you never fam that's my hoodie i'm elizabeth taylor i wore lipstick for whatever she says right
and then you 20 minutes later tell her all the women that you fucked and who really inspired
this hoodie that was nuts when that was crazy yo since you asking me when i fucked shorty in 97
i put her in the first scene.
Right.
That was my bae.
Fuck the shit out of her brain.
She called me for the next two years.
Like, your partner don't need to hear
a long, drawn-out version
of what you did
and who you pulled from, right?
Agreed.
That could hurt.
And she said that.
She was like,
you didn't have to go
to the heart-shaped bathtub.
Fam, he said,
and I felt her on this.
She called back to it.
You mentioned scissors to my wrists? Yeah. Come on, fam. felt her on this. She called back to it. You mentioned scissors to my wrist?
Yeah.
Come on, fam.
That's a...
Come on, fam.
Come on, Maul.
That's fucked.
It don't get more toxic than that.
But then he said...
It don't get more toxic than that.
He said we were fighting.
We were throwing jabs.
She don't say that.
He said the gloves were off at that point.
You know what I'm saying?
As someone who has dated someone that had...
A couple people, really, that have self-harmed,
I could never imagine... You don't-harmed. I could never imagine.
You don't throw that jab.
I could never imagine.
She said that though.
She said definitely.
That's why I was talking about it.
I could never imagine.
And there was reason.
There was times where I would maybe feel like digging that deep.
I could never.
That never even came across the fucking screen.
It affected you directly.
Yeah.
That's deep.
That's a deep dig.
But even in that, I think it was beautiful the way they both gave each other the space to talk like you know i mean that's a way to look at it i guess
that's because it was a movie yeah and it would have been hard to hear people yell over each other
in a movie people yell over each other in movies all the time yeah but not for what i'm saying
i just love the way they got through
and sifted through whatever issue they had okay i think it was i think it was for the most part
um respectful i know hurtful things were said but again it wasn't like it was like okay you said
that let me respond to that clearly they both this is their bag you know for me she smoked
his rose so much i am gonna take my guy's advice and go back and watch Euphoria
yeah
I'm not familiar
with Disney work
I've never seen Euphoria
but I thought
she killed this
no she's a great actress
she is
she's a great actress
yeah this was my introduction
to her
great actressing
and John
John Washington
is um
he's a great actor as well
I think this was his my guy this was his his moment and I mean he's a great actor as well I think this was his
my guy
this was his
his moment
and
I mean he's been great
in Ballers
and all the
other movies that he's done
but
hey
confession
when she made
The Craft in the front
that was after
I saw that meme
with a white lady
and I said to myself
that would be better
with some
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
that's all I got helletos that's all I got
I'm playing a sleeper
that was a spicy slave slop
my guy sent me some joints
a long time ago they all were fire
he was trying to get his album out
and now we got a record I'm assuming that the album
is coming real soon huge fan
of Tone Stiff y'all know how I give it up.
Here's the new record.
This is called FWM.
Tone Stiff.
Can't wait for that project.
Let's go.
Airhorn, you know the vibes.
Use your butt.
Money stacks, I don't care.
Shut the back of my mouth.
Big dog, I'm the boss, type of energy
Got the club going up, they all fuck with me
Champagne and Ciroc and some Hennessy
If you keep on making problems, you gotta leave
Got the club going up and they fuck with me
Why you so uptight? You came in the wrong place
You know what you like, girl, you know you wanna stay
Them girls, they be tired, they too busy being fake
And I don't fuck with that shit
Girl, you know you should be living your life
You know that you got it
Mercedes, you driving
You should be excited Three shots of that white
We finally vibin' Oh yeah
The way you work in them red bottom pills Girl, that's heavenly
Baby, you decide if you fuck with me Showin' all the signs
Girl, I know you're freaky Oh-oh-oh-oh-aky Money stacks, all in cash, got the bag on me
Big dog, I'm a boss, type of energy
Got the club going up, they all fuck with me
Champagne is her out, guess I'm in a seat
If you keep on making problems, you gotta leave
Got the club goin' up, and they fuck with me
I heard him at all, he opened that thing at all
I heard it's some toy, I'm just gonna keep on
You and your girls can talk crap, you know what it is
Cause it's the weekend. I'll make it easy
It's all on me
Cuz I ain't coming down
Girl, you know what I'm about
Going up in here right now. Where you working there at bottom hills girl, that's heavenly
Baby, you decide if you fuck with me
Showing all the signs, girl, I know you freaky
Money stacks, all in cash, got the bag on me Big dog, I'm a boss, type of energy
Got the club going up, they all fuck with me Champagne and syrup, get some Hennessy
If you keep on making problems, you gotta leave
Got the club going up, they all fuck with me I didn't know.
Shit, City Girls and- Brand new music.
That's Tone Stiff.
F-W-M.
Can't wait for the album, my guy. Friend of the show. I love Tone Smith. That's Tone Stiff. F-W-M. Can't wait for the album, my guy.
Friend of the show.
I love Tone Smith.
He's amazing.
But Parks was talking about the City Girls.
Yeah, Rory, you're fucking somebody else.
City Girls.
Tone Smith.
Tone Smith.
Stiff, stiff, stiff.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
City Girls and Issa Rae are collaborating, co-producing a HBO comedy series called Rap
Shit.
I can't wait.
Who is this?
Issa and who?
The City Girls.
I like it.
I think Issa said she would,
because I know Jasmine Sullivan had tweeted something to her
around the hotels project,
and was like she was thinking about something that her and Issa could do,
and I think Issa agreed to it.
No, I think Issa tweeted that she would love to do the Hotels videos
or something along those lines,
and Jasmine was like, that would be the greatest thing ever.
I love Issa Rae and Jasmine.
I love them both.
And I love the City Girls.
And nobody answered Lawrence FaceTime
when he tried to do that little TikTok meme that's going on.
It's mad cute on Insecure, nigga.
Not no more.
Yo, you're a hater.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
It's the end of the pod.
I'm just kidding, man.
All right, I'm going to stick to throwbacks.
We was in the hove bag.
This is Saigon Jay-Z.
This was still rocking with the dash.
Yo, this era of Just Blaze was one of my favorite Quiet as Kept.
Yeah, me too.
We're going to do it like this.
One, two, three.
Here we go. They put the world's most underrated On the record with the greatest of all time
Can't no one debate it Some made it fun to say that I am gonna make
it I will not lose
Some of the shit he do is too understated Who you?
Saigon the dumb Let it be, prove to people I'm a phenomenon
I'll pop a pussy person and play with my parmesan
Come on baby, come on, come get it on with the guns
You gotta be kidding me Who you think about and you lyrically get
him?
I gladly provide as a business, sissy My name is the boss, I'm the boss
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the
boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss,
I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I with the guns You gotta be kidding me, who you think about in me lyrically?
Get em, I gladly provide as a business
My name's Cy Gittin, this is my city
Whole splitter with me, go get em New York, and all the way to Cali, and the South will make you jump Don't touch the boys, don't move them, they're bumpin' up, you jumpin'
Put your body in the truck, I whip your ass cold
New York, and all the way to Cali, and the South will make you jump
You ain't crazy, don't you blame me, don't you know it's Jay-Z
When internet's acting the best, why won't you save me?
Don't you hate me, come on baby, what's in our gravy?
I took my lumps, coming up just like a box of babies
My first style, maybe if I stutter, maybe
But then I slowed it down, bought it from the gutter, baby
Matter of fact, I don't give a fuck where you rate me
Regulators told me no, guess what the fuck that may be
Super rich, stupid bitches know I'm super vicious
Like standing over wounded man with two biscuits
Let's get it clear like eucalyptus if you conflicted My flow is like the Cuban Missile Crisis
Nigga my near missus is crisis I had a couple red Jews in the verse
For all my niggas who like to listen like this
You gotta let it do what it do baby
Come on
Humpa, hanky-pumpa, make you jumpa, whack your body with a chumpa to do what it do baby come on
more into that era of just because Just was spazzing at that time
Yeah
Still spazzing
I know but like
Personal
Like my personal favorite
Was that time
Alright I'm going to play a joint from
Only because I was just thinking about Saha
And I'm like
I think a new
New album even though he put it
you know
the joint he did with Tidal
but this one
this one is dope
on Sunday's album
this is 80's Baby
featuring BJ
the Chicago Kid
it's that shit
this whole album I'm on my way, y'all I'm on my way, yo, I'm on my way
I'm on my way, yo, I'm on my way
And my dish is just something buried up in your stomach
I feel the effects on them drinks every time that you vomit
Smoking cigarettes, you said you would stop, you told me, you promised
I heard you arguing with a man, I can tell he didn't want it
You don't know how it kills me when you taking them pills
Or see how it scars me and all the pain that I feel I'm just here starving, you haven't gave me a meal
Why you think you ready to have this baby for real?
Cause I'm on the way
I'm on the way, I'm on the way, I'm on the way I'm on the way, I'm on the way
Every time I kick, you still feel his little feet
When I listen to my heart, I can barely hear the beat
And trust me, I know it's hard in the belly of the beast
We always moving around, we can never get no sleep
You tell me you love me, every chance that you get
I hate the music that you like like when you dance in the den All the bruises on your arms is starting to damage your skin
Mommy, you sure you wanna start a family with him?
Cause I'm on the way I'm on the way, yeah
I'm on the way
I'm on the way, yeah
I'm on the way, yeah
Through all of this craziness going on Still I'm on my way out Through all of this craziness going on
Still I'm
I'm on my way, yeah
I'm on my way
It's like you're a rose that froze
But supposed to grow from my
I'm on my way
Mama, come on, because
I'm on my way
He don't even know I'm his son
I don't know how
Alright, no, we gon' continue
Long sleeve to cover the tracks on your arm
I'm probably gon' be down in the Delta after I'm born
Or livin' down in the shelter
Hallelujah and Isaiah
On holidays we get our food from Hosea
He tried to cover me up like no one knew I was there
I'm almost 40 weeks, but nobody can tell
I'm almost 40 weeks but nobody can tell I'm on my way
I'm on my way, I'm on my way
I'm on my way, I'm on my way, y'all I'm on my way
That's Saha the Prince, 80s baby featuring BJ the Chicago Kid
Off of his No Dope on Sundays project
One of my favorite rap albums ever
Yo, the intro to that fucking shit
The Amen joint
Fire
Crazy
That was my little sweetie pie.
How could I desert her?
That intro was fire.
It was.
It's Dylan Month.
I'm playing Delonious by Common featuring Slum Village.
Recipe's Dylan.
Recipe's Dylan. He's still in, recipe's still in Yeah, yeah, play out your own risk Act like you know, bitch, I'm on some grown shit
Yeah, yeah, play out your own risk
Act like you know, bitch, I'm on some grown shit
It's the Thelonious Super Microponus
You know us, this rap shit, we bout to own it
You know it, it's many me's tryna clone us
I got a bonus for the bitch, don't run a bonus
I got a bonus for your bitch, don't run a bonus
It's the Thelonious Super Microfonus
No time to sleep, cause if you sleep you don't eat Gotta hold heat just to make ends meet
Niggas living on the street while other niggas feast I ain't with you, it ain't I with me, right?
Gotta make money on my life Gotta stay fucking bitches many types
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about Yup, stay turning these bitches out, dick em down or so dick em out
Those duck down whenever my dick's out, they know me so they restructure and reroute
They know me from Washington to down south, all the way to London to my niggas common house
Right, it's like a game we never played out, out, out
Nigga no doubt, nigga, you're not the fuck out
Word up, just be about what you about, dawg
You know what I'm sayin'?
Just play out your own risk
Act like you know, bitch
I'm on some grown shit
It's the Thelonious Super Microbolus
You know us, this rap shit, we bout to own it
You know it
I'm raw, dude, more juice than Sunkissed
You want this?
MJ, sayin' the rhyme, flawless Fly this? MJ, stay in the rhyme, flawless
Fly like MJ in his prime
Off the wall with mine
Some crap in my balls, wanna rhyme now
Nines bustin', plus ball all the time
Now stay on your mind like Ray Six
You ain't on my mind, I'm thinkin' bout paychecks
Niggas large like an 8X, save a Rex jacket
Kony guns, they bust like latex
Sex packets, MCs, they don't rhyme
And boy, they line it, y'all They dyin' and ballin', man, we do all the time We do all the fine bitches, they bust like latex sex packets MCs, they don't rhyme and ball, they line it, y'all
They dyin' and ballin' round, we do all the time
We do all the fine bitches, they fall in lines
Me and my mans are somethin' like the soft sports
They gettin' money a long time, and y'all sure
My niggas bouncin' for a rise, and y'all sure
You funny, dude?
Cause really, you think you can do me when you over 500?
That's really 320, should've left somebody else hook it
Numbers look crooked like King Kong shook it.
I'm from where niggas bang at when they celebrate.
That's how they play, don't let it be a holiday.
The loneliest niggas, if you're testing us, we get you laid back.
Show you the definition of a payback.
That is Common featuring Slum Village, just the Slum Village parts.
Rest in peace, Dilla. Happy D Village parts. Rest in peace, Dilla.
Happy Dilla month.
Rest in peace, Dilla.
And I'm reminded every year when it's his birthday
and then unfortunately his death day shortly after
of how much I hate quote unquote real hip hop fans.
Why you say that?
I've walked into a room of an app
that will not be named to celebrate Dilla,
and it was a bunch of fucking real hip-hop fans trying to kill anyone that was just simply asking,
like, hey, tell me more about Dilla.
God, I hate y'all so much.
That's trash.
Like, on some real genuine, like, y'all want to learn more.
That's true.
God, y'all are fucking annoying.
Yeah.
If you weren't there
yeah like Jesus Christ
these people are really asking
yeah
happy birthday to Rock Marcy
oh yeah
happy birthday to Rock Marcy
I mean
happy birthday to Rock Marcy
let him know Screamin'
and uh
I want to give a rest in peace to
I want to give a rest in peace to
Mayor Glenn Cunningham of Jersey City who passed away, man, long ago, like over a decade ago.
But it's one of them pages that was just highlighting like greats from Jersey City.
And I forgot about my guy, Glenn, who gave me the key to the city, man.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to Glenn.
Mayor Glenn, good guy.
Real nice funeral down Montgomery Avenue.
And rest in peace
Rev Ron while I'm at it
like listen
last year gave me
so much
so much death
that now
when names just
pop in my head
man I'm honoring
the niggas man
real shit
I'm honoring them
I forgot certain
niggas left
and I'm celebrating life
rest in peace
Whitney Houston
today is the
anniversary of her
death date right
when we're recording you just told her death date right When we're recording
You just told me off air
When we're recording
Oh man good episode you guys
Yeah I liked it
I liked today too man
Cool Thursday
I normally struggle with the Thursdays
Cause you never know what Friday is gonna hold
But today was cool
I like this new basement
And that's why man God has a
funny sense of humor nobody killed this basement more than me. Behind your back.
No that's usually how it happens with Toto. Kills everything and then once he's in it he goes in.
Never gonna talk over the phone. Don't make me close or open my door I don't wanna hurt anymore
Stay in my arms and feel the
My star you made me walk away from me
I have nothing Nothing Nothing Keep us in your prayers
No one listens at the last hour
Keep us in your prayers
Shout out to
What am I saying
Just close it
You know we need to be there
Life is moments
Life is moments life is
moments we'll leave it at that life is a series of moments moments past so let's make this one last
as if it's all we have until next time i bid you adieu
arrivederci hasta la vista so long goodbye adios deuces what you you doing tomorrow Your Uber's outside In the meantime
Remember that
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women
Want to travel
And the closed minded women
Want you to teach them things
Grab an ibuprofen
Enjoy your headache
You guys got a headache
Coming on Monday too
With Valentine's Day
Being on Sunday
It's coming
Don't worry about it
Just take the pre-shit
What's the shit you take off
On the plane
When you feel like
Some shit is coming What's it called you take off on the plane when you feel like some shit is coming?
What's it called?
Airborne.
Airborne.
Get you some airborne, buddy.
Taking airborne in the crib is nasty.
Airborne on the ground?
You home.
You are grounded, buddy.
Yo, have you?
Y'all been watching the all-star voting from the fans?
Oh, wait.
Klay Thompson about to win.
Yeah, I seen Charles was talking about that last week.
Like, that's ridiculous.
Nah, he's moving up for real in this current moment.
I think I'm going to tell him I have to battle in a minute, I believe.
If he's an all-star, that's the funniest shit on earth.
He better play.
We voted him.
It's all virtual anyway.
I'm not watching no basketball, right?
Just because I'm busy trying to get all of us raises.
But my two basketball questions are,
is Steve Nash going to ever call a play?
One.
Does he need to, too?
Yes, he does.
No, they're cool.
Fuck defense.
Just go score.
But two, is this Zach Levine stuff real?
And I've been saying that for months.
Nah, but last time you said that, he dropped 70 or something crazy.
No, and he's averaging 70 now.
Yeah.
He's not averaging 70.
Every game.
Check it.
Pull a stats up.
Yo, last night it said, yo, the Bulls set the record.
Zach Levine dropped eight threes, and Corey Wussismusface,
who I hated at North Carolina, dropped, I don't know his name,
whatever his name is.
Stop trying to tell me his name.
He dropped eight threes, too.
And I'm like, there's a three-point record that Steph and Klay don't have?
That's what I said.
Zach Levine might really be the real deal, man.
Now he's bowling.
Klay Thompson definitely hit more than eight threes in a game.
No, teammates.
Teammates.
They both did it together.
Oh, they both did.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Because I think even Vince Carter has 15 threes in the playoffs.
Yeah.
That's some wild shit.
That's some crazy.
Zach is bugging, though.
He hoop.
Like, this is sustainable, it looks like now. Yeah. That's it. That. Zach is bugging though. He hope. Like this is sustainable
it looks like now.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's all I have for basketball.
I know y'all don't want to hear
us talk sports anymore.
I got it.
Hold up.
She's spazzing out.
She about to wig.
Yo, you know you got
some nerve to sponsor.
Fix your planes.
We're going to go.
I'm just like, come on.
We're going to get out of here.
All the money you're dumping into this advertising.
Just come on.
Give me a plane that's not from 1997.
Hey.
Is there another player that's going to come forward and say,
nah, we shouldn't have no All-Star game?
I don't know what they was thinking.
Oh, wait, she ain't done it.
Yeah.
Actually,
man,
this is different right here.
Sorry, Ariana.
Did you hear Ariana do this?
No, I didn't hear that.
You never heard Ariana do this?
I love you. I love you. know. No, I never heard that. Yo, Moe. You never heard Ariana do this? No, not today. Moe, Moe, I love you.
I love you.
Relax.
What am I relaxing about?
No, you just asked me.
I never.
Relax what?
I never heard it.
Why am I relaxing?
Because I don't even want to hear Ariana's name next to Whitney Houston.
That's not what he said.
Y'all are just so missing.
Why you put y'all?
She performed this live with the dude that wrote the record playing the piano.
This is a cover.
Whitney took this with somebody else.
Like, what are you talking about?
I just don't want to hear her voice when it comes to Whitney.
I just don't.
Because it's crazy.
Y'all just be saying shit that don't.
She performed at Aretha Franklin's funeral.
He's still saying.
You don't get to perform at Aretha Franklin's funeral if you're not one of the greatest voices.
Period.
I think she has a great voice.
She does have a great voice.
One of the greatest voices.
I was with you on her having a great voice.
To answer your question, I have not heard her version of this.
Look it up.
That's it.
Look it up whenever you have a moment.
That's all.
Just look it up.
Whenever you have a moment on YouTube, just look it up.
Look up Ariana Grande performs this live with the guy, I forgot his name, that wrote the
record.
He's playing the piano.
All right.
I'm going to watch it.
Simple.
Close it.
No, not after you did that.
I feel like this podcast was too great for you to wiggle and I said the end.
Let me just end the podcast.
What are you talking about?
I didn't say that.
I'm just saying.
Rory said that.
Everybody was like, oh, stop, stop, stop.
I'm not comparing it to Whitney.
And Rory's staying by it.
No, I didn't say anything.
You can't stand by it if you've never seen the live performance of it.
Keep us in your...
I did that. can't stand body if you never seen the live performance of people. I said you're at the dead
All right, well that shit is great,
but did you hear the Mack Wilde's cover?
No?
Oh, it's I Have Nothing.
If you didn't hear it.
The cover of what?
Mack Wilde's cover of this.
Cut it out.
This nigga's cut it out, man.
What you talking about, man?
This nigga's crazy.
You ain't hear Ye Ali.
Get him with this one.
I don't imagine.
Yeah, Ye Ali's soft enough.
Oh, God.
All right, no, I'm leaving.
I'm going to meet with Steve Stout.
Let's debate.
All right, one hook.
All right.
That's the wrong one.
It's not that one.
Uh-oh.
Not live at the White House?
No. That is sound like you're about to go crazy. Whoever wrote it was playing a piano. That's the wrong one. It's not that one. Uh-oh. Not live at the White House? No.
That just sounded like she was about to go crazy.
Whoever wrote it was playing a piano.
It's got his name.
Turn it off before Maul was right.
She about to wig.
She could send her ass off.
Yeah, but that's not what Maul's arguing.
She about to go crazy.
No, that's not what I'm arguing.
Oh, wait.
Patty didn't want to hug her.
Get off me.
She's trying to hug Patty LaBelle.
Get out of here, little colonizer.
Colonizer is just funny.
That word is just funny.
She killing it.
Don't try not to turn it up, Rory.
This is as loud as it goes.
Oh, she ain't got no vibrato?
How many times she did I Have Nothing?
Celine Dion bored as hell.
Celine Dion, man.
Don't make up. Mo, what do you think Celine Dion got to hell. Look at Celine Dion, man. Don't make up.
Don't make up.
Maul, what do you think Celine Dion got to say about your take?
I don't really need to look very much further.
I don't want to have to go where you don't follow.
I hope.
This is the wrong version.
Maul is not adamantly defending this version.
Let me hear.
Let me dial. Let me die.
No.
No, she's sick.
And she has one of the best voices of the generation.
Let me hear the white version of this.
She's nice, man.
I told you.
She is nice.
Shut up.
This is great.
But it ain't Whitney.
It's not Whitney.
She's nice, though.
Nobody's Whitney.
Chanel Monet. Chanel Monet is like. Celine Dion nice, though. Nobody's Whitney. Chanel Monet.
Chanel Monet is like.
Celine Dion is bored.
Turn this off.
Turn it down.
That's it.
Is that Celine Dion?
I don't know.
Celine Dion where?
That's not.
Celine Dion where?
Look at Jill Scott.
Jill Scott is furious.
Jill Scott's talking to somebody.
She is disgusting.
First of all, y'all playing the wrong version.
Y'all breaking down the wrong version.
I didn't know she...
All right.
I told you that before you pressed play.
I still thought she was killing this.
She sounded good.
I thought this was a good job.
She could...
The fam, there's no debate.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it.
With David Foster, right?
Yeah.
My only debate with you is that...
My only debate was that she was one of the best vocalists ever.
Not that she ain't.
Like, if I'm making a list, I ain't going to name 50 names before her.
Could I ask you this?
If you're one of the greatest vocalists of your generation, would you not be considered
one of the greatest vocalists ever?
Depends on the generation.
Yeah, no.
Okay.
But I do agree.
This generation.
That's a good question.
She's a phenomenal vocalist.
I agree.
This is the... No. Oh, yeah, it is. But that's not question. She's a phenomenal vocalist. I agree.
Oh yeah, it is, but that's not.
But it's a cell phone footage.
Yeah, I don't want to play that.
But Maul, I was with you when you brought up her voice being one of the greats.
I get it.
I just don't have her as high as you have her.
Of her generation?
Of her generation, sure.
Of pop singers?
Okay, sure.
She's not in the Whitney conversation.
That's what I'm saying.
Who would ever put her there? Only Whitney is in the whitney conversation yeah like there's nobody in the whitney conversation
there's nobody in the whitney conversation okay there's not many at least i just know if we came
i could think of another two names maybe we came prepared for this debate i could put a lot of
names before our uh ariana grande who Who? Celine Dion's in that conversation.
Celine Dion has a crazy name. Barbra Streisand is in that conversation.
I don't know about Barbra.
Hey, I'm out.
Barbra?
No, Barbra?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm with more.
Barbra Streisand is not in a Whitney Houston conversation.
I stopped.
I'm with you.
I am with you.
You said Barbra Streisand is not White Whitney
No
And not even close
She can sing though
We do a Patreon
Are you still screaming?
Barbra Streisand
Paul we're agreeing with you all left. We do a Patreon. He's still screaming. Barbra Streisand!
Paul, we're agreeing with you. Get the fuck out of here,
nigga.
Are you one of those? Mariah? When he leaves, you start talking?
Sure.
That's two.
That's two.
And she's still not there.
Mariah is not Whitney.
No, she's not. No, she's not Whitney.
I was bugging with Barbra Streisand, but still.
Yeah.
Hey, Maul, come back so we can talk about Queen Latifah being the equalizer.
Please.
Please.
Queen Latifah's the equalizer.
Come on, sit down.
Yeah.
Yo.
Yo, who is called? I stumbled on that the equalizer. Come on, sit down. Yeah. Oh, yo.
I stumbled on that the other night.
How is it?
I love Queen Latifah.
Of course.
But she walked in that.
Is she not the equalizer?
It's just Queen Latifah, man. Let's save it, because I want to talk about this.
This scene right here.
This is where I turned to the channel on that scene.
I didn't even know what this was.
Have y'all seen Settling Off?
Yeah.
All right, then.
She's equalized.
Look at her.
She about to equalize.
She's equalizing.
She's fucking equalizing.
No, I'm not expounding on this because I'm going to want to expound on this next episode.
Yo, listen.
I didn't know what this was.
It came on after the Super Bowl, right?
Mm-hmm.
I had to change channels.
Of course.
It's a big deal.
It's a big gig.
You calling somebody?
Look, now they hating.
Hold up, man.
You're sorry. You want somebody? Look, now they hatin'. Hold up, man. You say
you're
sorry.
Where you going, man?
See, there's some sayings on this.
I'm the only son
on a tree.
We laughed at all of this.
We laughed at all of this.
We laughed at all of this.
You can't find me on the wall.
You don't turn that shit off.
Alright, nah, that wasn't your jam
At the fair
And wanted the clown
To be constantly clever
Have I stayed too long at the fair?
It's time to go.
Yo, you two, you're missing all the fun.
Bye.
Oh, uh, what?
Press all that shit.
You're not cool to me.
You're not tough to me. You're not tough to me.
You're not every step of your street dance is listening to you.
It has to be with Eric.
It was a kid in the Pacific, man.
The effect is...
I bought Libra Ribbons to tie up my hair.
Yes.
Yes.
A similar event did take place.
You're right.
You were right.
Our research found a published report of a similar story.
Yes, it was.
A similar story happened to a young man in the Pacific Northwest for about 20 years.
It happened.
A similar event took place.
You're right again.
You're right.
A similar story happened to a teacher in the Florida area.
This happened.
You're wrong.
You were correct.
It happened.
This one took place.
A similar story occurred in the state of New Jersey about 20 years ago.
Why are those so funny?
No, Joe Biden.