The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 415 | "Pacific Northwest"

Episode Date: February 13, 2021

On this episode: Joe asks the guys why women get upset when you cashapp other women (21:45). The guys recap Nipsey Hussle & Jay-Z’s new song “What It Feels Like” (31:05), Joe delivers a Screenma...n verse (47:35), and Mal delivers a freestyle in light of Drake allegedly dropping new music this week (53:40). Joe explains why he loves Karen Civil (1:01:30) and also reveals Mal’s Valentine’s Day plans (1:12:50). Universal Music Group removes their catalog from the Triller app, alleging withheld payments to artists, while others refer to their relationship with its competitor, TikTok (1:16:32). Audiomack streams will now influence Billboard chart postitions (1:22:35) after announcing inked licensing agreements with major labels like Sony and UMG. Karrueche releases her newly single photo shoot (1:42:45), and Dr. Dre and Apryl Jones have sparked dating rumors after being spotted together (1:48:40). The guys revisit the co-parenting conversation, addressing what the internet sees and doesn’t see (1:49:00) as well as men lying about their hairlines (2:04:20). A live unboxing on the JBP (2:21:00), debating Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees (2:22:10) and MUCH MORE!   For more exclusive content: become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast at www.patreon.com/JoeBudden

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Put on the desk now, right now. On that last one, we a little crazy. Uh. Yo, turn it, turn it, turn it a bit down. Turn it down a little bit, turn it down, turn it down a little bit. No, you in your zone. Uh. Uh.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Y'all heard the other side of the story. Now it's my turn. It ain't when it's someone's turn. Uh. Mic check. Young. Grew up on Jewett. Jew shit.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Backpack how I do it. No car. Walking in Saccone's. Felt like the king of NY. Young Tony. I need my verse. Come on. With James in the back.
Starting point is 00:00:48 What were we rapping about next? I was the first to the day parties. Um. Who is it? Fonz Warwick. Yeah, there we go. That's not Fonz Warwick. There we go. Um, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Signed a million dollar deal before the pod. I was the first to the day. I'm trying to give you a verse. Add that. Turn it down. Come on, jump in this thing. Yeah. I was the first to the day party. I got options.
Starting point is 00:01:16 What you say, party? Now I'm sipping Bacardi. Rest in peace, Bob Marley. Bacardi to Bob Marley is nasty. You know Rory got a rest in peace, Bob Marley. Bacardi to Bob Marley is nasty. You know Rory got a rest in peace. And why rappers just throw a rest in peace that has nothing to do with the first at all? Yo, while we at it. Nobody else got some Rory bars?
Starting point is 00:01:37 Rory, you would smoke this beat, man. I would. More what you would give him. It was a Bronx tale. Since Bronx tale. That's a good start. I like that start. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Get in your bag real quick. I like that start. Rollie on the wrist. I got to go back. Come on, come on, come on. I'm not fucking with y'all. I was on the con course. Anything can sound good on this shit.
Starting point is 00:02:02 I was just a con trying to find my course. Right. Here we go. Here we go. I was on the finest course. Caught bodies, no remorse. Had to plug, you know, the source. Yes. Before Benzino and the source.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Right. That was good. Now I'm just potting Muslim shit. God in. Right. Right. That type of shit. God body. Right. Right. That type of shit. God body.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Maybe God can stop me. Come on, come on, come on. You got to leave the uh-uh in there. You got to leave the uh-uh in there. Come on, man. What are we doing right now? That's because they know it's so authentic when you leave it on. Look at Roy keep bringing it back.
Starting point is 00:02:39 No, come on, man. No. Come on, because you know we're going to spend an hour on this song. We're going to spend an hour on this song we're gonna spend an hour in the song man they restoring the feeling y'all felt that i was feeling that for me do you have feelings i'm hearing this yeah i just played it's my first time i hear it last night well you know we had the leak oh yeah that feeling that that maul taught that i always bring it up just because i i can imagine it like when athletes see lebron and when athletes see kobe like it don't really matter what you can do they're judging it just
Starting point is 00:03:19 through different eyes like i would never think that darvin Ham would look at LeBron and be impressed at how high LeBron can jump. Like, there's niggas that can jump. We've seen niggas jump higher than LeBron. But just the total package of shit. Like, for a rapper, this has to be the closest you could come to that. It's like, you know what's going on
Starting point is 00:03:39 with the words in this. Maybe the casual person may not get it. I'm dick riding early, man. Hold up. Thought the whole Avengers wasn't going to come out today? It's us. They knew it.
Starting point is 00:03:50 They knew it. It's us. Up the rip. Who else but us? It's one minute in. Yeah. No. I know exactly where it is.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I get right to it. 101. It's right there. Mic check. One, two, one, two. Best part on the World Wide Web. I'm here. I'm in's right there. Mic check, one, two, one, two, uh, best pod on the world wide web. I'm here, I'm in my bag today, let's go. I'm not going to speed it up because the new app fucks up the pitch. I heard y'all, man. You got to keep building on your creation, man. Regular
Starting point is 00:04:17 pitch, regular pitch, regular pitch. Yo, I'm making short term goals. When the weather flows, just put away the leather, like? I don't know. I don't know what to think about that. I was very old 12, so. Yeah. I was very. This part was well on its way until I, when I realized that we had a pretty cool dynamic of,
Starting point is 00:04:41 like, Parks Engineering records that are being released, Rory throwing day parties and trying to make an album and you engineering rockefeller nah that's google not me i'm just saying like but do you see what it transformed into though you have us all right i'll start here you have antifa and QAnon on both sides. And you have me and Joe in the middle, terrified for our lives. We represent the American people. 1,000%. This is America right here? Listen, I'm back to home, back to home, back to home.
Starting point is 00:05:15 QAnon and Antifa. Yo, this second verse right here, smoke this shit. Listen to this, bro. This is it. You want to set them apart? Set them apart. Set them apart. Set him apart.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Set him apart. Set him apart. What set Hov apart? Big Dine? No. Nah, he was on the line. He set himself apart from Big when they did records together. They was two totally different type of rappers. But I do think the lane opened up for him to become the megastar yeah repping piece big of course i mean that's to me i don't even look at
Starting point is 00:05:52 it like that because you can't fill that void i understand what you're saying but big was just such a thing about the type of records he did like being an east coast artist to jump on the track with bone thugs and army at that time we didn't we never really heard that well my retort to that would be that after big set that blueprint because after that there was volume one which was a bad boy kind of produced album and then we say that we say that but it was just the first two songs but then volume two then volume two he started it became a blueprint to incorporate a bounce record on here an R&B record on here which is the big sauce I'll put it this way
Starting point is 00:06:28 I don't like that comparison cause would Hard Knock Life not hit if Big was alive it would've hit yeah absolutely like Jay was gonna be Jay absolutely
Starting point is 00:06:35 sure but that blueprint of let me put a bounce record on here let me put an R&B record on here let me put a street record let me put a preem record
Starting point is 00:06:42 is Puff is Puff that's Big and Puff sauce. For sure. Oh, yeah. Because Nas did it too with I Am after Life After Death.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Rory, you know you lose this. I still don't think I do. City is mine. I know what the girls like. What else? Oh, and Sunshine. All right, so three records.
Starting point is 00:07:00 The rest of that is not a throwaway. Stevie J did a record on there. He did Lucky Me. That doesn't sound like a fucking... Lucky Me is a bad boy record. is not it's not a throwaway stevie j did uh a record he did lucky me that doesn't sound like a fucking lucky me is a bad boy record well it's because stevie j did it bad boy record i disagree well you mean bad boy record the producers no no of course the i'm saying the sound sampling the smash record you must love me as uh nashim iric and where i'm
Starting point is 00:07:24 from is d-Dot. It was a lot of bad boy on there. I'm talking about the sound. I'm talking about the producers and the bad boys. Well, Parks is talking about the sound. I'm talking about the sound.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Lucky me and who you with is a bad boy sound. And this is not, Sunshine is not on this. Yeah, I said Sunshine, City is mine and I know what the girls like. To me,
Starting point is 00:07:43 we're the only bad boy-esque records. I disagree. Three out of 14. I disagree. Personally. And the joints we love, and even the bad boy ones. Where I'm From is not a bad boy beat, and that's the best record on this album, outside
Starting point is 00:07:56 of the intro. But I was just about to say, and I'm not going to say this, if I wanted to argue with you for real, You Must Love me as a bad boy record. Where I'm from is a bad boy record. Crack Game is a bad boy record. Friend or Foe is a bad boy record. Only if I wanted to argue with you. When Big got on his street shit,
Starting point is 00:08:18 and when Bad Boy did the street shit, it sounded like where I'm from. It sounded like you must love me sounds like, it's two Biggie records, I can think of. But that wasn't even, that wasn't even any type of bad boy shit. What's,
Starting point is 00:08:30 why am I blanking on Big's producer? You must love me, Big's first producer. You must love me and somebody. You're a legend. Easy Mo B? Yeah, like that's not,
Starting point is 00:08:36 Easy Mo B did all the street joints we like on Ready to Die. Play You Must Love Me. He's not a bad boy sound producer at all. Easy Mo B is not that at all. Yes and no. The biggest street record off Ready to Die was Unbelievable, which is Preem. But I mean, Preem had a relationship with Jay.
Starting point is 00:08:50 No, I meant street-esque records. But don't do that. In My Lifetime came out what year? Like Everyday Struggle. It came out after Life After Death. It did, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to hear that. Somebody Got to Die is You Must Love Me.
Starting point is 00:09:00 There's another one on there that is You Must Love Me. But I'm not trying to argue, so I would never argue that because that's Sonic. Volume 1 was absolutely influenced by Bad Boy. But Bad Boy influenced everything back there. I'm just saying that the three Bad Boy-esque singles where it was like, all right, this was definitely a throwaway or supposed to be a single for big was the three I named. City Is Mine, I Know What The Girl Is Like, and Sunshine.
Starting point is 00:09:22 They put on the shiny suits. Of course, this album is definitely a bad boy influenced album. But I just think three are the stereotypical bad boy shit. And where I'm from is not bad boy.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Which is D-Dot. Which is bad boy. I made my point clear in saying I'm not talking about the actual producers. I'm talking about the sound. The typical bad boy sound. But then I'm right because D-Dot is the bad boy. I've made my point clear in saying I'm not talking about the actual producers. I'm talking about the sound. The typical bad boy sound.
Starting point is 00:09:46 But then I'm right because B-Dot is the bad boy sound. All those producers have made sounds that don't sound like bad boy shit. Eventually, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'm saying producers can change their sound. That's what I'm talking about. What has B-Dot done that don't sound like bad boy shit? I'd have to bring up
Starting point is 00:10:01 a shit. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Anytime I've ever heard B-Dot. How to Rob, 50. Shout out to all the hitmen, man. Absolutely. I'd have to bring up a shit that's what I'm saying like I don't know anytime I've ever heard how to rob 50 and shout out to all the shout out to all the hitmen man
Starting point is 00:10:08 absolutely Nashima Rick and 6th July maybe I just think and just shout out to D-Dot as a human maybe I think it's just a great guy
Starting point is 00:10:15 entirely too high of bad boy and I know the niggas are going to say that because I work April Fools but I think really really high of bad boy how could you not I said Puff is the greatest air ball of all time.
Starting point is 00:10:26 So y'all know where I stand. Yeah, maybe that's, maybe that's, there's some of that. There's some of that in there. Oh, I got drops. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's Parks. Microphone check. One, two, what episode is this? 415. Episode 415. She's going slow since we left the game.
Starting point is 00:10:52 God damn. 415. We left the game? No. But you know. You know. Not the game, but the game. The inner game.
Starting point is 00:11:01 The game within the game. Welcome to episode 415 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I am your humble, gracious, grateful, episode 415 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I am your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, depending on what month it is, am I highly favored. Here with a few of my nearest and dearest friends. Maul is here, Rory is here, Parks is here, Erickson is here, Savon is here, Corey is here, and Alex is here.
Starting point is 00:11:23 And whoever's sitting on the stairway that I can't see is here also. I'm not sure if Rem is here. She hasn't come down to visit us since she got the new pad. The gentleman sitting on the staircase is who I set up to line you on the way out. Got it. It's the goons, the worry goons. Damn it. I hate when they're loud inside.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Listen, it's cold outside. I hate when they can sit in on the- You got to feed the wolves, man. Sit in on the pod. Feed the wolves. You do have to feed the wolves. Or they'll eat you. feed the wolves, man. Sit in on the pod. Feed the wolves. You do have to feed the wolves. Or they'll eat you. Feed the wolves. That's so fucked up that rappers have to go through that lesson too.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Feeding the wolves? Yeah. So many lessons that rappers have to go through that are not talked about enough. Yeah, feeding the wolves or going bankrupt because of the wolves. Either one. Yeah. Or getting ate by the wolves. It's fucked up when you got to start fighting the dudes that are there to protect you
Starting point is 00:12:05 oh my god that's horrible damn it very much so anywho man how's everybody doing good man how you guys feeling
Starting point is 00:12:12 I feel amazing good good everything's good I'm awesome glad you asked how you feeling Joe we supposed to get some bitch ass snow
Starting point is 00:12:18 it's the only parks that ever has I'm doing but I feel great in case the haters had another thing to say hit them with another hat for your head top.
Starting point is 00:12:26 On your head top. On your head top. Vinci's all over that thing. How you got more hats for your head top? Givenchy. And you see you got a change of clothes over there. Couple hats in the corner. Hats on hats on hats.
Starting point is 00:12:42 This nigga is no cap. That should be like four or five grand right there. Your new name is no cap. Four or five grand. You saved that one. No, I've really, that was a first time. I've been at this house. You've seen this house.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I don't pay attention to your hats. They pissed me. Hold on. We don't know. I mean, it's sitting up here. What shit is that? I just don't put it on camera. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:06 So y'all just sat that there? Nobody knows who that's from? Get this shit out of here. Get this shit out of here. Who is that? This is like our MeUndies ad. Yeah. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:13:18 Okay, we're going to tell you. Oh, all right. Well, everybody looking at me like a fucking- I don't know. Like, should Knight just walked in the room or something? Nigga, who shit is that? I really don't know Like shit Knight just walked in the room With some nigga Who shit is that? I really don't know You won't come to pod on time
Starting point is 00:13:29 No I'm on pod to time I'm on time to pod on me No you're on pod to time You like Hitting the chat at 10am To about noon Like nigga Fuck you think this is
Starting point is 00:13:39 Nigga just sitting on the edge of the bed Waiting for you to give a time Nigga get the fuck out of here Nigga's got shit to do Nigga what the fuck you talking about You can't say noon at 10. This nigga's crazy. What's wrong with this nigga, man?
Starting point is 00:13:50 That's not how this thing works, nigga. I know you can see me in the screen. I know you can see me in the screen. Zoom in on everyone. Nah, zoom in on this nigga right here. Someone help. We in here on our day off because of this nigga.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Then he going to hit the chat at 10 talking about noon. Nigga, fuck you. I'll be here too, nigga. How about that? And we was talking before, there's been some shit where I really had to do
Starting point is 00:14:17 some stuff over the weekend on a Friday that would really help my like, life. But what you do? You know. Sacrifice for the team.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Sacrifice, sacrifice yo everyone can't do the thursday shit i'll just suck it up and then hold on i'll take the red eye flight home the reason joe is making us record on a thursday i'm not even gonna say yeah but it ain't a reason no hold on then the nigga tried to pop fly and say yo we could have came in here on friday like no no no no don't do that don't do that while we're here don't talk fly while we're here don't do that because if niggas could've been here on Friday We would've been here on Friday But because
Starting point is 00:14:47 The homie asked We said nah for you fam It's nothing We'll be here Thursday For you? But you ain't gonna hit the group chat On Thursday at 10am And say noon
Starting point is 00:14:55 And think I'ma be here at noon We not doing that Nah Nah fuck that Floor is yours Senator You know what I'm saying? Nah y'all keep talking You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:15:05 Then you niggas got hats on, hats on, hats over here. That's for you. That ain't for me, blood. Yeah. I don't know who that is. Because it's not upside down? Nah, I don't even know what that is. It is upside down.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I don't even recognize. Oh, never mind. You do have it upside down. I was about to say, I don't even recognize you when the Raiders is the right way up. Nah, nah, nah. We always got the upside down somewhere. You know that. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:23 How was y'all little Patronage? It was actually one of my favorite. I know they don't ever want to hear us talk about Patron. So we call it Patron now. Yeah. Because that'll save us. One of my favorite episodes. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:15:34 By far. Okay. Got out some grievances. Okay. I'll just be having to make sure before I start talking. You kept the files? I love this podcast. So, Monday.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I didn't hear a Monday in your story. What about Monday? Why don't I tell you? Monday, I say, yeah. It's right here. Put this on the screen. Parks said, yeah. here it's right here put this on the screen park said yeah i said if parks and erickson are available to start filming at noon for patreon stuff then i'll be there early dot dot dot thursday
Starting point is 00:16:17 i'd like us to potentially tape our saturday episode who's with me erickson jumped in that works for me mall jumped in and said, the plan was to record Thursday for Saturday anyways. Correct? Parks said, I'm cool with noon and Thursday. I said, perfect. I'll be there before noon. To that you say?
Starting point is 00:16:41 That makes no fucking sense. That was on Monday. And we never said that was for Thursday. That was for Tuesday, first of all. I mean, Paul, so now with our Patreon episode. I'm right. You can say I'm right. Fuck him. I'm right. Nigga, what the fuck you talking about?
Starting point is 00:16:57 You can't ask that. That don't even make sense what he's saying. If Paul says, wait, wait, time out. What did Paul say last night in the chat? What did Paul say in the chat? What time tomorrow? So if Paul didn't even know, time out. What did Parks say last night in the chat? What did Parks come in the chat with? If Maul says. So, Parks didn't even know what time today. Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Parks hit last night and said, what time tomorrow? You responded at 10 a.m. and said noon. Am I right or wrong? Just tell me if I'm right or wrong. Maul's right on this one. I'm right, fam. I know I'm right. I'm not going to just sit here.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Well, it's also at 6.50 in the morning. Not at 10 a.m. That's the time I got it, at 10. When I woke up. I'm not going to sit here. Well, it's also at 6.50 in the morning. Not at 10 a.m. That's the time I got it, at 10, when I woke up. Gotcha. Still. All right. I'm just happy to see everyone. Time out.
Starting point is 00:17:32 No, I'm not out this fight yet. Let's discuss scheduling. Maul's got this one, Parks. You're right. I'm open to other people being right. No, you're not. No, you're not. Open to it. being right. No, you're not. No, you're not. Open to it.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Holy shit. But I'm not rolling. No, you're not. I'm open to it. We can discuss you possibly being right. But you're wrong. But you're wrong. I will not ask this to Maul.
Starting point is 00:17:59 What say the rest of the room to Maul has never been on time? That's not true either. Well, well, we can look at the time cards. Only to our flights to LA. What does the rest of the room have to say
Starting point is 00:18:12 to that little blurb? That's not true either. Maul moves to the beat of his own drum. That's not true. Maul be late. I don't be late. If I get here too,
Starting point is 00:18:21 for five years straight. First of all, y'all get y'all shit off and then the defense is going to address this. Defend what? It's five years straight. of all Y'all get y'all shit off And then the defense Is going to address this Defend what? It's 5 years straight No that's not true
Starting point is 00:18:28 That's not true First of all If I get here at 2 What are y'all doing usually Before we started The Patron shit Y'all eating Chilling
Starting point is 00:18:35 Smoking cigs I walk in at 2.40 Because we don't start recording Till 3.30 anyway If we get here at 2 Because we're waiting We can't I would eat
Starting point is 00:18:44 I would eat before I come That's not true I'm just trying to fill the time without you no i know i know you can't but usually when i get here at two that was that's how you talk your shit and i like this one on that two o'clock that's right y'all can't right no no i'm just saying we usually start the usual time was two if i get here closer to two everybody's usually chilling it's been times i walked in the studio And they just eating Doing shit But I'm just saying That's what we usually do
Starting point is 00:19:08 Come in and eat And then talk shit and record Okay then let's say noon So we can record at 2 But this just started This noon shit This just started last week Well that's cause of the Patronia
Starting point is 00:19:17 That's all I'm saying And today I would've been here at noon If I didn't wake up at 10 And see noon I feel you I woke up at 10 Yeah I'm just like I live here so I don't know I didn't wake up at 10 and see noon. I feel you. I woke up at 10. Yeah, I'm just like, yo, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:19:26 I live here, so I don't know. I didn't know we was coming in at noon today. I just tabled across the board for everybody. If we do say a time, and a time that we scheduled prior, I agree with you on the noon part. If we say two, let's just all be heard, too. I agree with that part. The funny thing about our scheduling is we say two. You know what, Alex?
Starting point is 00:19:42 This is fun for you because you have a podcast, right? And I hate Joe. I be trying to understand why he be having a blast. I spoke to Joe last night. Well, not last night. Yesterday. I said, yo, I'm going to come in early tomorrow, right? This is before you hit the chat last night and said, what time?
Starting point is 00:19:56 So I said, yo, I'm going to come in early tomorrow. He said to me, yo, I'll see you at noon tomorrow. That's not what I said. That's not. See, this nigga be lying his ass off. Yo, man, what we got to talk about? Cash App, the greatest app in the world. Yeah, shout out to you, Cash said. That's not. See, this nigga be lying his ass off. Yo, man, what we got? What we got to talk about? Cash App, the greatest app in the world. Yeah, shout out to you, Cash App niggas.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Powered by. Just let me do it, man. Powered by. Empowered by. Sponsored by. Brought to you by. Defended by. Enabled by.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Defended by. Damn, Brokey. Cash App. Greatest app in the world. Greatest app in the world. Greatest app in the world. By far. Easy. Now what?
Starting point is 00:20:29 Not sending it. Not sending it. You can pass that my way if you need. If you need to get something off. Not sending it. Yo, when we put our Cash Apps out, however long ago that was, the amount of people that request. It's a nightmare. Like, if you want to request 20 bucks because you can't eat that day,
Starting point is 00:20:46 I respect it. But the audacity of strangers just requesting a light 15 grand and sometimes my fingers can slip. I might accept by accident.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Oh, no, you have to be really careful. Like, that's what they cash that do got to fix is like the immediately decline thing.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Yeah, they need to hit you with the are you sure? Yeah, yeah. It's like, with the, are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. It's like, give me the, are you sure?
Starting point is 00:21:06 Right. Now you're second guessing yourself. Like, am I sure? I don't know. This is the right one to hit. I don't know. Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:21:11 Give me the, are you sure they should put that judging by your contacts? Like, are you sure you want to send this girl this much money? She's not even in your phone. She's not saved in your phone. Why are you sending this girl This much money She's saved as a dog walker
Starting point is 00:21:29 There's no way That it costs that much Hey man Nah she walked the dog though Everybody eats Walk the fucking dog She walked the dog She walked the dog
Starting point is 00:21:37 Dog get going Yeah yeah She make sure that dog Eats the bathroom That's one thing she gonna do I haven't I haven't found A successful way
Starting point is 00:21:45 to object to women being mad when you cash app other women money while you're in a relationship. Wonder how I understand how you get that. I got to laugh at Joe the way I do, man. What woman is going to be okay with you sending, what woman of yours
Starting point is 00:22:00 is going to be okay with you sending a woman money? Money of all things. None. Of all things. None. Ain't no woman ever going to be okay with you sending a woman money? Money of all things. None. Of all things. Ain't no woman ever going to be cool with that. But that's not a big deal. It is.
Starting point is 00:22:11 It is. It is. That's a big deal. To a woman, that is a very big deal. But there's no women in the room. So why are y'all saying that? I know women. I know women in real life.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Tell me how y'all feel about it. Well, I mean, there's probably no difference of throwing money in a strip club. But if that woman's not a stripper, I'd have to ask why you're giving this woman money. So you can't loan, not you, you, but you can't loan your female friend money while you're in a relationship. Of course you can. You can, but. But it comes with trouble. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Potentially, yeah. Trouble, it's a conversation. I wouldn't say trouble. Yes. Potentially, yeah. Trouble, it's a conversation. I wouldn't say trouble but here's the thing. If it's your female friend like that then your girl knows her. It gets eyeballs. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:22:52 It's not all the way true. It can be true and not all the way true. If it's your female friend for real like your real female friend your girlfriend most likely knows her. Knows of her, baby. No, or knows of her.
Starting point is 00:23:03 She don't have to know her or have met her experienced her but she can know of her. Yeah, but if, baby. No, what knows of her? She don't have to know her or have met her, experienced her, but she can know of her. Yeah, but if it's your female friend. It's COVID. The only way your girl doesn't know a female friend of yours
Starting point is 00:23:12 is because you don't want her to know her. That's not true at all. Yeah, that's not true. That's not true? Well, you have traveled. My real female friends, if I had a girlfriend, they would know my girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:23:21 They would be, they would have conversations with my girl. Why? Because that's my real female friend. It depends. Do they live in the same city? You know what I mean? Even if they would know my girlfriend. They would have conversations with my girl. Why? Because that's my real female friend. It depends. Do they live in the same city? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:23:28 Even if they don't. Man factors. Even if they don't. What, I'm going to put them in a group chat? Like, yo, meet each other. I talk to people all the time that don't live in the same city as me. Sure, but doesn't mean shit. No, it's anybody.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I'm just saying. Living in the same city doesn't mean anything no more. As long as you have a phone, you're in the same city. You have known all your partner's male friends. No the answer no no no no the answer is no but no no no i'm talking but if she was sending them money if they was on that type of level i would know who the dude was if the chick was sending a nigga money you think i wouldn't if my girl if i had a girlfriend and she's gonna do money and says that's her friend you think i wouldn't know him you know what i would think that guy is fly i think that's possible no that's her friend, you think I wouldn't know him? You know what I would think? That guy is fly. I think that's possible. No, that's not possible.
Starting point is 00:24:05 And if it did, then it would be a problem. If I didn't know him, I'm like, who is this dude you just sent the money to? I'm going to hold your wing on this. I'll take the psycho card on this. But I'm going to always object to that. I'm going to always object. That makes zero sense to me. Maybe that's because how I view money.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Which part makes no sense? Money means nothing to me. Maybe that's because how I view money. Which part makes no sense? Money means nothing to you. That's how I view money. How do you view money? Let's stay right there. How do you view money? It's not the biggest of deals. Shh, this nigga here, B.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Cut it out. You try to return sweats that you wore for two months. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. And took Instagram pictures and took instagram pictures yo you know what's funny you were not to interpret my actions you said it yo you told the story that's true i did but it wasn't because i needed the 400 i didn't say you needed it that's not what i said it was more so a logic a well thought out yo i'm never wearing this stuff again you might have needed the 400 this time.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Not at that time. You were up a little bit. I didn't need the 400 at that time. That was recently. That was a long time ago. That was between all of Lost Rage. I think you needed the 400. That was 2015.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Fam, you were wearing that sweatsuit with those horrible LeBrons you had for six years. You needed to four on it. That wasn't the flyest of fits that you put everything new together. Or I thought I was styling. Tell me how you thought you was styling doing that after two months.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Yo, you heard the Jay-Z song that came out? Yeah, yeah. I heard it. I heard it. He got his shit off. Yeah, he got his shit off. I don't like y'all because y'all know Maul ain't never been on time
Starting point is 00:25:45 We just let him say shit I just said he's never been That's not true Drink your little healthy drink I told you I was coming in early today What time I got here at 2? I used to get here at 2.45, 3 We did
Starting point is 00:25:56 We did 7 months Before you got here But that's because You wanted to tell niggas 12 at 7 in the morning While niggas are sleeping Well no listen And I understand that point.
Starting point is 00:26:05 So now, like, Parks lives here. Erickson has a raise. I'll just come here. I don't want to ever inconvenience you and Rory. It's not about that. I'll come here and just talk about Cheetos and shit. Like, I'll find something to talk about. Yeah, but that's not compelling.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Nobody want to hear that shit. If we just plan it. Have you ever really got into Cheetos? Listen, I saw a white lady the other day make, she put the Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the frying pan, melted it up real good,
Starting point is 00:26:31 then poured it, she put some noodles in there, baked it up, threw some cheese in there, poured it in there, and then she had Flamin' Hot Macaroni and Cheese. That actually sounds pretty good.
Starting point is 00:26:39 She said it was great. I'm not going to try it. She ate shit for a week. Nah. Or immediately. She should immediately. One or the other. I'm not going to try it. She ain't shit for a week. Nah. Or immediately. She shit immediately. One or the other. I think she shit immediately.
Starting point is 00:26:49 When I used to eat the Flamin' Hatchitos, I used to fart like hell. Yeah, you ever see what's in that shit? I hate when somebody else notices a side effect that you're experiencing before you. It's usually farts. They notice I was farting. Not necessarily, man.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Me and Corey was taking a drive one day. Me and Corey don't even really talk when we're in the car. like they notice usually farts they notice i was farting not necessarily man me and cory was taking a drive one day me and cory don't even really talk when we're in the car and he tapped me he was driving i was in passenger seat high as hell from the street he tapped me real quick shut up rory it was real quick it was like three seconds yo your teeth falling out from that molly oh shit and then he kept driving oh like like the time and I said oh word
Starting point is 00:27:30 oh I gotta chill you said his teeth I can just casually tell you I gotta chill yo yo by the way your fronts they missing my nigga
Starting point is 00:27:41 he said mo yo your teeth turning turning yellow and you keep grinding lock grinding your jaw up. I think it's that molly. You better check that. It just kept on. I was like, damn, man, thanks.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Why none of my other friends mentioned that one? Because they noticed my teeth? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, remember when Blank had that halitosis thing happening? It was a big thing in the house to figure out how to tell him. Nigga mouth was humming, coming at you. Right at you. Right at you, though.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Right at you. And he kept talking to us in our face. Always has secrets. Always has secrets. Man. How do you tell? It's always that dude that has that, that want to get real close to your face. Yeah, like, nigga, I don't care about this secret.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Get away from me. How do you tell your man that? Yo, your mom said. Yo, men suck at talking to men. That's true. You know what it is? I've had that conversation with my man. You got halitosis in the back of your mouth.
Starting point is 00:28:30 No, you don't. You never told your man. You got halitosis, I think. It depends on who the friend is. I've said to a close friend, you have stomach problems. That's not brushing your teeth. Oh, you said that to me two weeks ago. That don't count.
Starting point is 00:28:39 That's not the same as halitosis, your breath stink. I'm talking about his breath was crazy. That shit coming from your soul. It's coming from your stomach. You smell a difference. I'm giving you every stick of gum to be the cool friend. It's not working.
Starting point is 00:28:49 It's in your stomach. Hey, Corey, did that shit two weeks ago too after you did that? Did you tell him? Yo, Rory's right. Go to the doctor.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I said, for real? Which, by the way, I didn't like. He is right. I hate when Rory's right. It happens very often. And I hate going to the doctor. The little button hive,
Starting point is 00:29:05 like the real, real small niche button hive killed me for pointing that out to you. What could be wrong with him if he's burping? I don't know. He does it every two seconds from his stomach.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Maybe he should get it checked out. Yeah, that could be asking. Like, yo, would you shut the fuck up and just let Joe burp? I'm like,
Starting point is 00:29:21 no, he's my friend. Yeah. I think I want to know. I got to change your diet a little. That's stupid. Get some Tums. Those niggas on the internet be sandy.
Starting point is 00:29:29 No, I was a handful of people. Let him burp. I'm like, what the fuck? No, we like Joe. And another Corey, which I'm Corey's story. I've maybe said this. I'll keep it quick on this podcast. When you three of us was driving out of DC and the tire blew the fuck out on my side
Starting point is 00:29:44 and sparks were flying everywhere. I'm flipping out in the backseat and Corey goes, yo, I think you just blew a tire. There's sparks flying. I had my window open. I'm covered in sparks.
Starting point is 00:29:57 You lit a cigarette out the window? The more we talk about it, something is off with this nigga. Because wait. But he said it like, it took a couple seconds. You know how long a couple seconds is?
Starting point is 00:30:08 And then Rory was in the car being white. He said, No. It's on fire. So I'm in the, I'm in wherever I'm at. No, you're driving.
Starting point is 00:30:17 I'm saying, I was driving. You was driving. Corey was in the front seat. That's how I know. Me and him can't hang out together, man. I was driving. Yeah, y'all just let shit out. I said, I should pull over, right? Corey says, the exit seat. Me and him can't hang out together, man. I was driving.
Starting point is 00:30:27 I said, I should pull over right, Corey. We drove like a mile. We drove like a mile. There's an exit coming. With the tire on fire. Rory panicking back there. We about to blow up. Right by the gas tank. Then a white dude came and picked us up and I was like,
Starting point is 00:30:44 I'll go with him. And they were all petrified for my life. Not just a white dude. He was that white dude came and picked us up and I was like, I'll go with him. And they were all petrified for my life. Not just a white dude. He was that white dude. Yeah, he was going to kill you. The one that you see on the news. And we was in West Bubblefuck, Maryland. Not close to DC. I've seen that dude in mad movies.
Starting point is 00:30:57 The movies are escaping me right now. But you know the white guy with the pickup truck that picks you up on the side of the highway. Any movie on Discovery. Yeah, exactly. All right. Where would you gentlemen like to begin? 30 minutes in. At least I ain't dropped this time. Is it time?
Starting point is 00:31:14 I think it's time. You know it's time. We can let this whole shit rock. And this is what it feels like Look, the only reason I survive Cause a nigga is special first You get successful, then it gets stressful, thirst Niggas gon' test you, see what your texture's worth
Starting point is 00:31:43 Diamonds and pipes, one of them pressure first Street n, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh on my wrist Drop another mixtape, my shit booming out this bitch Young Malcolm, I'm the leader of the movement Out this bitch, look And this is what it feels like Reach a level, make you question, is it real life? All the weed good, all the pussy real tight And the only rule, keep your dollar bills right And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like
Starting point is 00:32:24 And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like Uh-oh, where you at? Go for your bricks, way before Orbeez double disc 40 on my lap, clap, sound like 40 Did the mix, filled the bass, sipping coffee Way before Orbeez double diss 40 on my lap Clap sound like 40 Turn it off Turn it off Pause it He's 50 Hey listeners
Starting point is 00:32:53 You knew it was coming Just let us hovenger for a second Yeah just for a little bit Call us corny Call us dick riders We don't care He's 50 Is he older than 50?
Starting point is 00:33:05 Might be 51 now. Listen, I know that Hov loves Nipsey like a lot. So I didn't think that they would fuck this song up. One. Two,
Starting point is 00:33:19 boy have, is this a posthumous release? Posthumous? It is. Posthumous shit has really come a long way. Can you look up the definition of that exact word, Screamin'? This, man. After death.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Post-death. Just post-death. Okay. Listen, back to rappers analyzing rappers. For the people that don't know out there, that have never put yourself in that frame of mind, when any rapper gets in the booth and starts with Scorpion bricks, way before every double did,
Starting point is 00:33:50 funny on my lap, clap like on the mix. All right. You got a long night coming. A rapper has a long day ahead of him when the verse starts there. Cause now you got like, if it's a 16, he got 14 of that left.
Starting point is 00:34:05 And this ain't a 16. Far past a 16. Turn it up. Like a Michelin star chef, chef. Kiss to my wrist. I go dummy with my left. I arrest on my dick. Try to audit all my checks too late.
Starting point is 00:34:17 You know they hate when you become more than they expect. You let them crack and storm your capital. Put they feet up on your desk. And yet you talking tough to me. I lost all my little respect. I'm selling weed Been to open, bringing folks home from the feds, I know the payback gon' be mean I'm saving all my little red, pray for me y'all, one day I'ma have to pay for these thoughts
Starting point is 00:34:33 Real niggas is distinct, it ain't safe for me, my dawg, they killing niggas in they own hood That make sense to you at all, you urge your friends to the other side, you know you can't swim across Y'all know niggas can't swim, they fried my gaffy,y, y'all know niggas can't win You never land, no jokes aside I arrived on the day, prehempt, and got murked Hold up, assassinated just to clarify further Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off That worked on me That worked
Starting point is 00:34:57 Reasonably so The hoe was born then? No, that is kind of crazy though I mean, it's definitely crazy when he words it that way they're gonna call me a dick rider go ahead you can never be the big stepper now they killed me already though listen on one of them podcasts i said something that i'm sure sounded crazy like like hove is a different variation of some of the, whatever he's doing right here. I said it before and got killed for it, understandably so.
Starting point is 00:35:30 If you don't view it like that, then you wouldn't view it like that. What do you mean? All of the shit that he's saying here, I arrived on the day Fred Hampton got murked, big step in the jet with my legs crossed. I gave this, my niggas came from home, I did. He getting his activist back right now. So I've said that
Starting point is 00:35:47 in 2021, what do... When we watching all them old docs, what Sam Cooke did, Fred Hampton did, there's one coming soon. There's mad at those. But what does that man look like today? Even in one night in Miami shit
Starting point is 00:36:04 with all those gentlemen fighting for whatever they fought for, what does that guy look like today under today in one night in Miami shit with all those gentlemen fighting for whatever they fought for, what does that guy look like today under today's rules, today's standards, today's government, today's laws, today's everything? And for me, with music playing such a huge part in everything, politics, Wall Street, like, yeah, yeah. It's not that. It's not done like that. But the fight is the same and the merit is the same and the words are the same. I take the words. Listen, I've said here before, like back in the days when niggas had to escape the Underground Railroad, niggas had to speak in the songs and put shit in like that.
Starting point is 00:36:41 That's still happening. It's just the 2021 version of that. So like if Hov don't do this, like who does it? If Kendrick don't do that, then who does it? Who does it? I can't. This is the one conversation where Drake name can't even come up. Which I think he's admitted and would say the same thing. But I'm saying who would say that point is wrong?
Starting point is 00:37:03 A bunch of people. Because this guy's a rapper. Rapper is to, when you put the term rapper on somebody, it's to minimize them. but I'm saying who would say that point is wrong? A bunch of people. Because this guy's a rapper. Rapper is to, when you put the term rapper on somebody, it's to minimize them. But Hov has actions outside of rap that have nothing to do with rap that are in the activist bag.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Hov, for the last however many years of his career, has been telling us that none of that shit matters because I'm a nigga still. He just has his own version of that. That shit LeBron experienced with the shut up and play ball, Hove would never because he been experienced that. He been tried to buy art in 01 that he couldn't get. He tried to him and B get the crib in 03 and lost it to the nigga that made
Starting point is 00:37:40 mind games or whatever. Like he's had different experiences with that. So it's the same fight just different level i like when he does this shit he's been but jay has been on this for a few years now and this is this goes back to a conversation we had when i said to me personally jay is just as important or just as strong as malcolm was and I say that because when you're a rapper you have people's attention you have the audience you have the ears and if you have the ears then you can gain the minds you know I'm saying and it's
Starting point is 00:38:13 just because we put it over a drum and a snare and keys and all of that in a sample you take all that away and just listen to the message and what he's saying you know I'm saying this and to me that's why it's more important because of the hip-hop generation is so strong hip-hop globally is the biggest it's the biggest genre on the planet music so when you have a guy as as intelligent and knows how to put words together the way jay does that's when i said made the comparison to malcolm maul is absolutely right and yet all that shit don't mean nothing well he knows that it don't mean a thing like i think when it was the what's free verse that came out where i hit him and i said dog you bugging and he called me and we spoke and i said yeah why you
Starting point is 00:38:58 ain't should have been to giving us these gems or whatever the song was and he was like i've been doing this for 15 years putting shit in there if they don't pick it up they don't pick it up deeper than the words mall last week i was like yo i said the nerve of y'all man the fucking niggas they never tried to sell something trying to sell something then rory had a stronger butt which was yo we was we they got so parties i did i did my thing he's right but in my head boy do i know the difference in trying to sell somebody a good time and selling somebody something that they don't want to hear while they're on their way to work right so for me that's where hove is important because yes the
Starting point is 00:39:35 words are there but you you kind of have to know if you don't know his fight then you won't respect the like that president of the fdM, said that shit was big. It was big. It showed that a rapper could do it. I know we make the Rock Nation brunch jokes, but there is a Rock Nation. That's a big thing. They killed him for title.
Starting point is 00:39:53 I know, I know. I understand why. It's a big deal. This stuff is a big thing. It's because they feel like we're not supposed to, we're not supposed to step foot in those rooms, in those spaces.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah. And that's why he said on the record, he was like, I'm the one that they fear in the room right Yeah And that's why he said on the record He was like I'm the one that they fear In the room right now It's because they know Like once a guy like him Is at these
Starting point is 00:40:10 In these meetings And in these rooms It's like It's only a matter of time Before there's more And then what happens then You know what I'm saying Once we realize like
Starting point is 00:40:18 Oh we really have All of the power Right We just have to We don't have organization That's what we lack Organization That's all it is We have the capital we have the money we have the voices we have the
Starting point is 00:40:30 people we have the intelligence we have the creativity influence we have the influence we have everything except organization we just won't come together on one collective thing like his always is encompassing of things far greater than hip hop so if you just end hip hop and you're viewing it from just that lens then I mean you're not I don't know you're not going to get it
Starting point is 00:40:58 I don't know somebody else who could say some of this stuff with the cadence that he says it and it come off the same way like i appreciate early hove just used to come in and tell us all the shit that we was doing that was whack oh you niggas was wearing timbs you niggas sipping mo you niggas is you driving what you're like you wearing what chain across like just whatever but in his defense too he's he sprinkled this stuff in there like the funk flex
Starting point is 00:41:26 freestyle that we love yeah he's telling us that he's better than us but if you listen to it there's a lot of what he's saying in here in that freestyle it just was overshadowed because we were focused on the rich punch lines he's done today it's no sprinkling yes it's straight it is straight to the point straight to the point not just me but my wife who's the greatest ever it's anything our production
Starting point is 00:41:49 anything we touch you want her in the cover you want me in the cover go hire some black people go do that it's just bigger than it's just bigger than the music and
Starting point is 00:41:56 I appreciate it is all I don't want to dick ride too much but nah this shit is beautiful this shit is beautiful nips sounded great because when you do
Starting point is 00:42:04 shit like this not because you a part. Because when you do shit like this, not because you are a part of it, when you do shit like this, like, I find joy, right? And sometimes I post some of our little skits that we do on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Uh-huh. And yeah, the fans see it and they clown us and get the clan of money bags or they have their jokes or whatever. But I smile inside
Starting point is 00:42:23 because they see it too. Amazon sees it. Apple sees it. Netflix sees it. Sirius sees it. Whoever you want to name, Showtime, they all see it. So yeah, he killed this verse on some rap shit.
Starting point is 00:42:38 But I know the ears that are listening to this verse, it's a different set of ears. So I love this just prideful ego. And yet y'all talking tough to me. I just love it. I just love it. And you have to have accomplished enough to be able to do it.
Starting point is 00:42:55 I'm done with my dick riding. I really, really, really appreciate this. I did not text Hove. I didn't reach out because the last six verses have been this. Well, no, I like the action. It's great that a 51-year-old could rap better than everyone, period. But I like the action outside of the rap shit.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Of course. Everything he's talking about, his focus has not been hip-hop in however many years. There's action behind all these words. Shout out to Mike. This ain't just rapping anymore. Shout out to Mike and Keys and Rance from 1500 and nothing on the production. For sure.
Starting point is 00:43:25 What a beat. They crushed. Fountain Roy too. Shout out to James F Keys and Rance from 1500 and nothing on the production team. For sure. What a beat. They crushed. Fountain Roy too. Shout out to James Fountain Roy. What a beat. I think Ali mixed it. Shout out to Ali. Oh, they had an all-star.
Starting point is 00:43:32 They just had an all-star crew. No, but I mean, honestly, that was Nipsey's clique too, though. It was. Like, all that minus Hov is a regular Nipsey. That's on Crenshaw. You could get all that. Like, that's who Nipsey ran with. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:43:44 So that just shows the genius of both sides who Nipsey ran with so that just shows the genius of both sides of Nipsey and 1500 and Nothing yeah but it's not showing the genius of y'all they left it there
Starting point is 00:43:53 that bar went over my head look y'all still wanna keep talking about this song right I can't kill Christ, black messiah, that's what I feel like Shit ain't gon' stop, could y'all spill blood We gon' turn up even more, since y'all killed God And this is what it feels like Yeah, let's get to the end of this bad boy They left me right there for parks, Rory, malls, they bombed
Starting point is 00:44:17 Alex, you look like you should have balls Somebody, Erickson, come bachata, do something, nigga Come on, what's up? And this is what it feels like I was never tired, leave that alone Y'all mean, let me tell her my side of things Say bye, how you come on? Yo, these niggas just sent me to the store
Starting point is 00:44:46 They think it's about pizza Yo, hold on, let me tell you And this is what it feels like They treat me like It's like I'm a gun And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like I think we're not doing it
Starting point is 00:45:04 I love Nas too much And this is what it feels like We're not doing it, it's just funny cuz Nah, it's just funny cuz we're not dissing him And this is what it feels like He's a gun He's a gun No, that's not right Oh, look at y'all, y'all really trying to get Y'all trying to get an EP out
Starting point is 00:45:20 Oh, Park's looped it, don't play it This how OLS3 came out Don't let Joe get into it. Play your loop. I don't know if we're having a blast in here. I don't know if this is entertaining for the listeners. Oh, man, I could do this for three hours. Oh, yeah, easily.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Easily. Easily. Listen, Joey got a couple mil, but I struggle still. I don't know how the bubble feel. I'm a fool. I still know how to bubble feel Untucked and still, when I come And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like
Starting point is 00:46:19 And this is what it feels like And this is what it feels like When I tuck this steel And this is what it feels like I still know how to When I tuck this steel These niggas on my Fred Hampton taxes, the IRS
Starting point is 00:46:40 This nigga talking about this steel He talking about the bubble This nigga's crazy this steel. He talking about the bubble. This nigga's crazy, yo. I was going to say, let it rock. Everybody needs a verse. That right there. And we're back.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Joe is off the floor. Yeah, man. Special. That's what music is supposed to do. That's a moment. I was waiting for Scream Man To spit something Well Not when Clef's around though
Starting point is 00:47:11 I forgot about that Not when what Clef's around I forgot y'all got sunk by By young Clef I ain't been the same since I've been terrified of carnivals That's usually how it goes Come on Scream When Clef came to the cypher I ain't been the same since. Fuckers. I've been terrified of carnivals. That's usually how it goes. That's usually how it happens.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Come on, Scream. When Clef came to the cypher, I didn't expect that one. Scream, man. Ever since a teen, man. I've been serving them fiends, man. Yo, get Rory in the booth. We are.
Starting point is 00:47:38 We are. Scream, man. Been serving the fiends, man. How they don't understand what I mean, man Uh, what you give me, what you give me, yo, Paul Hart What you give me, what you give me, yo, Paul Hart I only ever need to know where the verse is going Like, just give me what your content is about
Starting point is 00:48:01 And we can get it there It's kinda like fillin' in the lines Once you know what a nigga really about Fill in, got you. And we can get it there. It's kind of like filling in the lines. Once you know what a nigga really about, fill in the lines, fill in the blanks. Screaming.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yo, am I the A mic or B mic? Say, Vaughn, know what it be like. What it be like? Yeah, right? Yeah. I mean. Tired of working the TV. I do all of the work
Starting point is 00:48:28 You gotta see me And I'm pressing up CDs These niggas don't believe me And I'll be sitting on the side chilling. Hold up, man. Chill, chill, chill. Chill, yo. Too much sauce?
Starting point is 00:48:51 Chill. You know what I mean? It's too much for. Yo, tell me. The beat is just going to make you rap. If the beat stays on. Beat is rap the whole podcast. You just going to rap.
Starting point is 00:48:59 They left it there for somebody to rap, though. Yeah. Now, that was a dare. Who's going to step up? Hopefully nobody. Some of y'all shouldn't. Nobody. Now, that was a dare. Who was going to step up? Hopefully nobody. Some of y'all shouldn't. Nobody. What Drake say, Rory?
Starting point is 00:49:09 What Drake say? Now, Drake got that line off because that was a thing when rappers used to intentionally leave beat at the end just to try to test other rappers. That doesn't happen anymore except for this song. I think it was a draft day when he said, I left some beat at the end. Yeah, you have to loop it and get your lies off. Yeah, I left some beat at the end so yourall can loop it and get your lies off. I left some beat in to answer your rappers could loop it and get your lies off. This was such a premier performance of just like vocal athletics that they dared you with the beat.
Starting point is 00:49:39 You beat it. What will you do to this? Which brought me back to when rappers left a little beat on the end for y'all to see what you would do with it. And what rappers are there today that you leaving a beat there for? Like, they left a beat there right now, and who's coming?
Starting point is 00:49:57 Remember when you used to depend on Fab to come out with some recent time metaphors, bars? Me. Joe Budden used to do that a lot. Royce Banks. That was a regular rap thing. There was a crew of guys
Starting point is 00:50:11 that never, there's no list for just those guys, but there was a crew of guys that if you left beat on there, it's coming. You knew what they were doing, yeah. Who's that now?
Starting point is 00:50:21 I don't know if that exists anymore too much. That's a mistake. The only person I ever really see do it is Dave East know and that's a streaming thing now yeah all artists are streaming thing on streaming where you have to clear everything and you can't just put out that freestyle because everyone's on streaming and you did the freestyle shit because we was all on the radio youtube right soundcloud or like whatever all that shit was yeah doesn't exist well it exists but it's not where the people are so it's just not became a thing i wish they would do that more yeah it's definitely not a thing
Starting point is 00:50:50 anymore though and that's because rappers are not incentivized to do it right like me personally i couldn't i couldn't wait to get the sycamore cd but all instrumentals like he would have he would have that shit out the week any any songs out. J. Arms. You shout out to all the instrumentals. J. Arms. Shout out to J. Arms. Yeah. Whatever Sycamore didn't have, J. Arms was going to have. For sure.
Starting point is 00:51:10 And shout out to Sycamore and just the amazing job that he's done. Yeah, his journey has been dope to watch in the industry. Sure. And he's just a good dude. I love when good dudes do well. Yeah, absolutely. Shout out to Sycamore. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:51:23 And one of the true A&Rs, I think, that are left. Oh, yeah. What A&Rs used to be and what their actual job was. And artist development, Sycamore does for me. Absolutely. I think that's one of the people. And you think producers even make beats with that in mind anymore? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:51:39 This is going to become a freestyle classic for mad rappers. We're going to make a song here. Not because we don't see it anymore. But I know in my head, this is going to be on air. We don't get freestyles like that. gonna become a freestyle class for mad rappers we're gonna make a song here not because when I know in my head this is gonna be we don't get free styles are more sheltered with their instrumentals and they used to be too absolutely I agree Rory you're right it's fact yes yes it's an urban life similar event did take place you're right it's like the third verse. You are right. Our research found a published report of a similar story. Yes, it was. A similar story happened to a young man in the Pacific Northwest about 20 years ago. It happened. A similar event took place. You're right again. You're right. A similar story happened to a teacher in the Florida area. It happened. You are correct. It happened. This one took place.
Starting point is 00:52:26 A similar story occurred in the state of New Jersey about 20 years ago. I didn't know there was a second half. Yeah, that was part of the show. If there was a false, there was a true. Yeah, absolutely. You were right. You were right. It happened.
Starting point is 00:52:41 A similar story took place. In the Pacific Northwest. All right, what else we got, man? Oh, Lucky Day EP today. Oh, yeah? Well, tomorrow, because today's Thursday, but today. And we haven't. Surprise?
Starting point is 00:52:53 Haven't heard it, so I don't know. Actually, I have it in my email. I could really just listen to it right now. Don't do that. Well, actually, when this comes out. But when people do that, like somebody sent it to me on a strength. They was like, yo, man, a week early. And I'm like, yeah, it's there.
Starting point is 00:53:05 But the music consumer I am, I'm going to download this from you. And when it drops, I'm going to buy it. Then I'm going to be annoyed that there's two of them in there. So I chill out. So I'm going to wait for Lucky Day to drop, and I'm buying it. Oh, I see the McQueen collar up. I didn't do that with mine. Table for two.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Well, he has sauce. You don't. Yeah, it's true. It's true. Yeah, if you're going to send links, send, like, a streamable one, too. Because I hate when I have to go download it and then, like you said, put it in the phone. It gets complicated. Send me a private SoundCloud or something.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yeah, it's true. Table for two EP. I can't wait to hear what this is like right before Valentine's Day weekend. Come on, man. I think Drake is dropping. Well, why do you say that? I just think he is. Because certified lover boy would make sense now absolutely drake ain't be honest he ain't doing that he ain't be honest what that mean drake can 1000 wait wait what that mean tell me what you mean by that and he's been promoting
Starting point is 00:54:01 the shit out of it so it's not like it's a surprise. Only here do I get this type of resistance. He changed his haircut. You can't say Drake ain't Beyonce. No, he's not Beyonce. If Drake's Beyonce, then why am I getting resistance? But what does that mean? Because we all speak the same language. We know what you was trying to say.
Starting point is 00:54:14 But he's Drake-Beyonce. Drake can absolutely. No, he is Drake. And Beyonce is Beyonce. Right. That's true. They're just two different human beings. So then why are you fighting with me?
Starting point is 00:54:21 Because you. This is fact. Hold on. What do you mean by it? Tell me what you mean by it. You got it. Because Joe is you got it you were talking about just dropping an album at a similar event tell me what you mean by it you're right yeah you were right i researched by the published report of a similar story yeah but tell me what you mean by that though what i mean is you and I were sitting down in Sin City, just chilling out, eating cake or some bullshit, when a Beyonce album dropped at midnight that nobody in the world had a
Starting point is 00:54:54 clue about. Nobody. I don't think Drake would do that. Drake would send out... But he's been... No, he has not. No? If you're reading this, it's too late.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Drop that exact way. No, no way. He was tweeting up a storm. He was dropping mad hints. It was mad clues. He also announced this. Wait a second. Wait a second.
Starting point is 00:55:15 This isn't a surprise at all. And Rory, we were insiders back then. You pulled me to the side, tapped me. Yo, dawg. That was back when Drake liked us. you told me to decide tap me yo dog that was back when Drake liked us I think Rory tapped me on the side
Starting point is 00:55:29 one night before Melody yo dog I think a drink joint is dropping tonight like people knew but in like an hour later it dropped that was cause
Starting point is 00:55:36 I think Elliot had gotten hold of that album cover if I remember correctly like it was a surprise album alright well speaking for me it wasn't a surprise I knew it was coming
Starting point is 00:55:44 I knew he was working on something it wasn't a surprise i knew it was coming i knew he's working on something when beyonce dropped nigga the world stopped because we didn't know i'm not saying that i'm not saying that they're so i'm not saying that they're so different in what they do right i'm saying in how they do it nobody knew and i think drake would send a tweet a scary hours like he would just say something is all I'm saying. He has been. I don't think he would drop tonight and not a tweet come out. It would be a new version of the heart shape up in his head. Something. He would give a clue.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Like, Beyonce later started giving clues. Like, when Lemonade was coming, she was giving you Lemonade for like a year. Yeah. Yeah, but that was so out of context. But that didn't happen. I didn't know what it meant. The Sin City night. What album was that in Sin City? The Beyonce album. Beyonce. Beyonce. It's called Beyonce. Yeah, but that was so out of context. But that didn't happen. You didn't know what it meant. The Sin City night. What album was that in Sin City?
Starting point is 00:56:26 The Beyonce album. Beyonce. Beyonce. It's called Beyonce. Yeah, come on, man. Come on. No, if you think about the things they couldn't keep a secret, like landing on the moon and the CIA and the mob killing JFK, but they kept a Beyonce album. That's the power of Beyonce.
Starting point is 00:56:40 I just see shit like this, like the State Farm commercial for Super Bowl and all of that. Drake is calculated. I'm with Mo. He's calculated. He's calculated. Like the heart, the certified level boy, it's Valentine's Day. This is subtle shit that I think this is his new way of like, I'm back outside and everybody got to come. I would love to be wrong here, by the way.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Yeah. It makes sense. If he puts some shit out tomorrow night and nobody knew a thing. I think this is the perfect... Did he say February? Hold up now. More got me to thinking. I was not coming in here
Starting point is 00:57:12 to discuss Aubrey. But why not? Scorpion bricks. Way before Aubrey double diss. 40 on my lap. Maybe that was a hit. Clap like 40 on the mix. Hov opened the first...
Starting point is 00:57:22 Hov is on the new Drake album. What was you doing with this beat? You were scared of this beat, wasn't you? Too happy for me. This beat was hard. Yo, my depression, yet another session. Here go life teaching me lessons.
Starting point is 00:57:40 God, I'm looking for a blessing. See, if Joe was smart right now. I had the lesson. After Drake. At the West End. I mean, yo, I'm looking for a blessing. See, if Joe was smart right now. I had the Westin. After Drake. At the Westin. I mean, I had the Westin. I had the Westin at the Westin. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Never mind. Joe don't even know shit. Yo, I would feel. Joe don't even. That's a horrible bar. He don't even know how. Nah, there'll be a lot of us. I'm quitting.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I'm leaving the game. I'm leaving the game. But see, Joe whacked though, because if he was smart, after Drake dropped Certified Lover Boy, Joe should drop Certified Depressed Boy depressed boy yeah we have things to talk about y'all already get your shit off y'all are digging deep in your pod so this nigga in love i'm in a tub full of blood wrist open nick you can say shit like and then after certified depress boy, certified suppress boy. Wrist open. You know what I'm saying? Wrist open. Whole tub soaking. Wrist open. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:26 There you go. You know what I mean? Pills floating. Wrist open. When you get to the pills floating in the tub, nigga. And when I follow that with the Adderall, I can't be mad at y'all. With the Adderall, I ain't mad at y'all. I had the ball.
Starting point is 00:58:41 It's a mega ball. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Can you turn these beats off? Turn the beats off. Get into that. Yo, Patriot got you niggas, partner. Get into that type of shit.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Turn it off. Y'all are so stupid, man. I'm telling you, man. Nah, but it would make sense, though. Sweetie's having a sleepover tomorrow night. Oh, I'm there. Hope there's a live stream. Oh, I see why.
Starting point is 00:59:02 That's what it is. I see why Joe wanted us to record today. A Galentine's Day sleepover. Makes sense. Galentine's? A Galentine's. Oh, man. It's going to be fucking lit.
Starting point is 00:59:10 7 p.m. Are they streaming that? Yeah, 7 p.m. on IG Live. Come dress to impress. Man. I'm coming, but never mind. Galentine's? I like that.
Starting point is 00:59:21 See, I like little things like that. Know what I don't like about you? What you don't like about me? I'm going to expose you. She said no boys allowed. Okay, I'm little things like that. Know what I don't like about you? What you don't like about me? I'm going to expose you. She said no boys allowed. Okay, I'm a man, so that's good. Oh, I don't identify as a boy. Yeah, I'm a man.
Starting point is 00:59:33 I'm a man. This is what I don't like about more, y'all. Wait, is this a subliminal diss at Drake with the heart and the boy in there? I think Drake is secretly DMing every rapper's girl with like- Allegedly. Allegedly. Hell, he can't do that. Oh, please.
Starting point is 00:59:50 That shit, that's easy to get out there. Yo, love your new record. Oh, maybe that. Yeah, but not like- No, that's a good one. That's a good one. I thought you meant- All right.
Starting point is 00:59:57 All right. All right. Now I'm going to land. Now I'm going to land. Now I'm going to just leave. I'm shutting up. I don't want to step on any of my co-host's point right now. But hold on.
Starting point is 01:00:06 But we know he does that. What's the name? Didn't what's the name just post that? Yeah, we know he's doing that. He just likes the song. He just likes the song. He likes the song. It's a light shot, but it's a shot.
Starting point is 01:00:18 And then Drake and Mo took her all around Toronto for her show. So everything is a shot. Kind of. Okay. All right. All right. If everything is a shot? Kinda. Okay. Alright. Alright. If everything is a shot, then y'all... Well, answer me this. Are they fine? The girls that he's... Yeah, allegedly. Potentially. Some was attractive.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Yeah, hell yeah. They just played a shot. And no disrespect to... Of course not. She's pregnant. Remember... My son came up to me. I said, yo, Tell your man to tread lightly Nah no It's all love No disrespect
Starting point is 01:00:47 That's a joke I like London a lot I know London's a really good dude London did my character I never met him No I never met him I never met him personally But I fuck with him
Starting point is 01:00:55 Nah he's a good dude Yeah he's a good dude I never met him personally But I fuck with him And that was all a joke Gossipy people That was a joke Yeah
Starting point is 01:01:03 Respectfully Why you laughing laughing i'm laughing because who knew the trouble a theme song could do oh oh that's some that's some other shit i ain't in that i ain't got no london place my next month was hell yo y'? Yo, y'all thought Joe started loving everyone now that he got more famous and rich? Now that Karen is on his team? You gonna be hanging with every rapper. Yo, Karen introduced me to such and such.
Starting point is 01:01:39 He's the nicest guy ever. He's the sweetest guy. Yeah. Wow. Thanks, Karen. To piggyback off of what Rory is saying. And let me rephrase that. You want Karen's team.
Starting point is 01:01:51 She ain't on your team. We've all been added. Y'all don't even know. We've all been added. No, that's Karen's squad. I like Karen because she introduces me to shit that should be happening with your fame that I never knew could happen. Like, she sent me a picture right before the Super Bowl started.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Hats? And it was a cardboard cutout of her at the Super Bowl. That's hard. And I said, that's hard. Who knew? And then the Super Bowl came on, and they said, hey, look at all these cardboard. I said, dad, damn. Karen is good.
Starting point is 01:02:27 I think that was like $100 for that. She's good. I don't think she paid. I doubt Karen paid. Oh, I'm not saying she didn't. I know you could pay and they would put up there. Oh, shit, look at her. You know what? Where's my phone at? Let's call Karen right now. Where's my phone? No, I had enough of Karen
Starting point is 01:02:44 looking good. Why is she going to curse me up? Enough of this Karen looking like a baddie. Shit. HR, Joe. HR. I need to be like Russ. Hey, Russ, would you ever hire any women? No.
Starting point is 01:02:58 I'm going to want to fuck the bitches. That was the funniest part ever. Is that it? No, he said it. I was about to say. That was like almost a direct quote. He said that shit.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Let's see what's going on up in this piece. Banged on you. She too busy for you yeah peasant no i'm just now i'm a facetime not the facetime hey karen sybil this is joe budden live from the jo Budden podcast. Please don't say anything to incriminate myself or yourself. How are you? Okay. I'm amazing. Good. I was talking about you just now.
Starting point is 01:03:54 What were you saying? You're amazing. I'm sure. I'm sure I was saying. Where the fuck is Maul at? She want that video now. I wasn't calling about that, but there's Maul. What up?
Starting point is 01:04:09 Yeah, I bet. Manicure. You got manicure, right? Basquiat's in the background. You can't give me what I asked for. I'm getting it done. I'm getting it done before I leave. Like I said.
Starting point is 01:04:20 You did get a manicure. We part of Karen's team now. I'm getting it done before I leave. Before I leave, I got you. I'll send it to you. That's'm getting it done before I leave before I leave I got you I'll send it to you that's right Rory I got one for you
Starting point is 01:04:27 don't worry Rory I got one coming up for you too we called you you can't press us we called you I apologize hey guys
Starting point is 01:04:40 what's going on this proves my point Karen I just said before you got on the phone that we joined your team not not the other way around. He did say that. He did say that. Karen, listen to this.
Starting point is 01:04:49 This is what I called you for. We was talking about you, and Screen Man pulled up these pictures. Hold up. These pictures of you, you can't see them, but they're on our screen. And then I said, we never really took time to appreciate your baddiness. I think this goes against all HR codes. And then I said, we never really took time to appreciate your baddiness. I think this goes against all HR codes, so I'm not participating, Karen. I think you look great. You don't even have an HR department, Rory.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Yeah, it's Keeve. Karen, it's a bunch of my friends hitting me on the side like, yo, have you seen Karen lately? I'm like, no, I only look in her eyes. But now that I'm looking, man. Oh, I didn't see that one. Oh, no, that's that good ethical. Oh, shit. I got to scroll down further on Karen.
Starting point is 01:05:35 That's that good ethical. Karen, how do you feel about that, man? How do you feel about like this? You know, I'm feeling good. You know, I'm feeling good. You know, you had to set a tone for 2021. We were inside all day, you know, just showing the accoutrements, the different aesthetics, the style with it. You can wear clothes in different ways.
Starting point is 01:05:55 I'm having fun with it. Damn it, you're doing it, doing what you're doing. You're doing it to me. I picked you up. It's from a song. It's a song. It's a song. All right, Valentineine's day karen what's happening um hey say less say less you know what could i actually you know what i want to circle back listen i want to circle back afterwards and tell you about my valentine's day because i don't want people to hear anything now nah no no no no no no no no light is an ulcer listen light is an ulcer what
Starting point is 01:06:32 i'm doing is giving heavy it's giving heavy what we got going on is heavy so i want to you know i know people are taking notes and everything else so So it's just, I just, I just want to hit y'all with it. Like, oh, that's what she did. That's what she did. See, I ain't get the Karen level yet. Like, like the Versace robe, I bought Lifey probably wouldn't work on Karen. What I want to show for Valentine's Day though is not just for women. That's the most important part.
Starting point is 01:07:02 It's showcasing love. I want people to see like my valentine's day i may take a bit of it and people will get to see but it's not just for women you're showcasing the love you have for one another obviously you do that but no but it's just like no but but i'm saying valentine's day not just for not just for women He's not getting a basket of Gatorade. No, he's not getting like, yeah, it's going to be. He's going to be like, oh, snap. You thought about me too?
Starting point is 01:07:33 Like, Valentine's Day is going to be for him as well. So it's going to be nice. Before I let you go, I do have a question for you. Because I've been having this fight behind the scenes, so I'll ask you. Can you tell me what day Sweetest Day falls on? Oh, that's that day that you're supposed to celebrate men or something, right? Never mind.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's cool. It's cool. Do you know when it is? Yeah. No, or is that the day for your girlfriends who is not like your wife or something no sweet
Starting point is 01:08:05 sweetest day is supposed to be our our version of valentine's day do you know when it is no no no no february 14th i don't know since when we don't share no our shit is our shit is in october really october uh 15th third saturday in october something like that that's crazy right before halloween on some hell October, something like that. That's crazy. Right before Halloween on some hell shit, huh? Yeah, like that was a trick. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:30 All right, what was it, Karen? I just found out that my birthday was supposed to be for me. February 14th. Girl, I got this. It's the same day we celebrated together.
Starting point is 01:08:38 You celebrate love, one another. You pour into each other. It's that type of vibe. Ladies, get your man something nice. And I'm not talking from the Walgreens aisle.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I don't like it. Broke bitches. I don't like it. I don't like it. Oh my gosh, look what he got me. What you get him? So we got to pour into each other. Big stepper on the jet
Starting point is 01:09:02 with my legs crossed. I respect it. Anybody who's dating, to each other. Big stepper on the jet with my legs crossed. I respect it. You know? Alright, I'm cool. Anybody who's dating, anybody who's dating, all over here, we already know. Make sure you go to, what is it? Daniel's Leather in New York. Get him right.
Starting point is 01:09:20 We already know. We already know. Why you keep trying to put me in leather? What's up with you? We already know. We already know. Why are you trying to put me in leather? What's up with you? We already know. Rory wants some expensive food or caviar or something. Expensive, kid. Expensive, kid.
Starting point is 01:09:34 A cashmere white shirt. Cashmere, kid. I'm wearing cashmere sweats. Thank you for noticing. Yeah, see, I knew it. Back to work. I can't play with Karen over here. Back to work. We love you. Put it on more one more time please pause whoa hey yo i got you i don't need to pause
Starting point is 01:09:53 that's not for me i got you i'm not as soon as i'm done i got you all right man because i'm gonna pay for one of them i'm gonna pay for one of them patreons just to yell at you no i'm gonna get it done i got you thank you bye sweetest fucking day yeah that's the fight i'm having outside with women saying yo y'all days and i said when is it i don't know i had to google it it's in october it's in october i've never heard of sweetest day is our version of Valentine's Day, according to the women. Apparently, from what I'm reading. When did this happen? It's not even a date.
Starting point is 01:10:28 It's just the third Saturday. The third Saturday in October. This started in 1921 in Cleveland, Ohio? It's celebrated as Sweetest Day in parts of the United States. You got to go to Cleveland to get it. Celebrate candy and your loved ones on Sweetest Day. No, bitch. I'm not a loved one.
Starting point is 01:10:41 I'm daddy. Big daddy. And all you're going to do is buy me Skittles? The unofficial holiday was started in 1921 in Cleveland, Ohio, as a way to encourage women to treat their male romantic partners with sweets and candy. Sweets and candy? You better take your ass to the Louis store like I do. Nah, you're getting sweets and candy.
Starting point is 01:10:58 They don't sell sweets in there. Sweets and candy on October, in October, before Halloween is fucking hilarious. That's fucked up. Just go trick or treating, Duke. They're telling us to go in October, before Halloween is fucking hilarious. That's fucked up. Just go trick-or-treating, Duke. They're telling us to go trick-or-treating before Halloween. It's like one of the flowers when it's raining. What the fuck? Yo, we just don't get no respect, man.
Starting point is 01:11:13 We don't get no respect. And they take the leftover candy and give it to the kids. And it's October 20th, so 11 days before Halloween. Sick. So they're giving the kids rotten candy. Yeah. This is hilarious. And to anybody who's been trying to purchase a valentine's day
Starting point is 01:11:25 gift from louis vuitton i went over there and because of the holiday season i'm assuming in the mall they had like personal shoppers in the store like you wait in the line and then when you get in there a white lady in a black suit comes up to you and says, hey, so happy to have you. How much money do you have? I have to be in every room that you're shopping in. We have to be together the entire time. Is that all right with you? Hope it doesn't bother you.
Starting point is 01:11:55 No, white lady in a black suit, come on, follow me and Corey in there. I know Corey looks like a felon already and we didn't dress for this occasion, but we're here now. And boy, was she the most annoying woman in the world. I didn't buy shit in here. I left. Get out of here. It's annoying.
Starting point is 01:12:10 White people following me around. I don't like pushy sales people in stores. She wasn't pushy. She wanted to small talk the devil. Hey, if you need anything, I'm right over here. And don't forget, because it's the holidays, we have our Tiffany 18 karat gold such and such right by the rest.
Starting point is 01:12:25 I'm not here for none of that shit. I'm window shopping. I don't need you. That's it. That's all I got. Oh, but back to more real quick because I spent too much time as I call them all. So, yeah, man. Valentine's Day.
Starting point is 01:12:37 I'm going hard. More get his jokes off. Don't worry. I'm going to call you on Sunday. Cool. More. But what you got going on? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:12:47 That's not what he said. I don't have anything going on. But that's not what you said. Yeah, but I don't have anything going on. But if you did have something going on, tell the rest of the room what you might have had going on. Oh, maybe like a little spa resort date type of thing. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Okay. Hypothetically, or there's a woman in mind that's already scheduled, because those things, especially with COVID and on Valentine's Day, you have to schedule pretty far in advance. Yeah, no, it's not happening. I don't know if I'm getting a COVID hot tub. Did she not happen, or did the spa not happen? No, the spa didn't happen.
Starting point is 01:13:23 So what are you and her going to do? I'm not doing anything. I was trying to plan some last minute shit and just leave. Tell them. No, tell them. Tell them. I'm telling them. You're still making it sound Bronx-y.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Make it sound as romantic as it sounded when you said it to me. Get the first of all, I would not talk romantic to you. Nigga, what are you talking about? are you talking about i'll tell him if he was my girl i'll tell him i'll tell him i said wow what you got going on joe over the joe devil on turn it's amazing how you're not oh listen how you don't sing that part. She knocked him off his feet. Me? No, not you. Oh, okay. Listen, Maul said, I don't have nothing going on.
Starting point is 01:14:11 But if I did, I thought about getting a little cabin down by the lake for the weekend. That's nice. See, look, phone ring because the sticker's on. He said, I thought about getting a little cabin down Connecticut for the weekend. Connecticut. A little Pocono. Pocono.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Picnic. With the champagne tub. The champagne glass tub. Something like that. Champagne. Heart-shaped bed. Heart-shaped bed. By the fireplace.
Starting point is 01:14:39 You know the vibes. Yeah. And I was like, oh, mall is romantic. Teddy bears everywhere. Mall. All over the place Maul teddy bears teddy bears
Starting point is 01:14:48 the bears alright fine nobody gets a kick out of Maul being romantic the way that I do just like nobody got a kick out of Rory getting his cords
Starting point is 01:14:56 cut the way I did it's fine I think Maul is romantic I can't believe the internet I can be romantic absolutely I got kills for laughing at that
Starting point is 01:15:03 oh no it wasn't laughing that could have been like a really cool topic you just ruined the topic I didn't care that I got killed for laughing at that Oh no I wasn't laughing That could have been Like a really cool topic You just ruined the topic I didn't care that y'all Were laughing What you talking about But I only ruined the topic
Starting point is 01:15:11 Because I was laughing Yeah No but they killed you about that They was like Yo you want to talk about The shit you want to talk about But that's not true I hit Rory after
Starting point is 01:15:19 And said send me the number Y'all know I believe in that stuff No we talking about On here though recording How could People wanted you to Shut the fuck up. And before we talked about off mic, you were like, oh, wow, that'd be a really good topic
Starting point is 01:15:30 for the pod. And then it just came on and ruined it. I didn't know it was that funny, Rory. That was hilarious. I cannot. No, no, no, no, no. I agree. I can't believe nobody.
Starting point is 01:15:38 I agree. I agree with what they were saying. I'll take the L. No, I agree. Rory told us he went and sat in Target, and the chick told him the confident, and she has to cut the cords. No, it was funny. Joe, I set it up to be funny us he went and sat in Target, and the chick told him the confident and Chesica the gorgeous. No, it was funny. Joe, I set it up to be funny.
Starting point is 01:15:48 We could have actually had the conversation. You were just stepping on the entire conversation. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It could have been a really cool convo to laugh and have fun with and be serious. Why didn't you just shut up? Yeah, I called him Bluetooth Borey. That was hilarious.
Starting point is 01:16:02 But then I shut the fuck up. No, that was funny. Yeah, see? Damn, is it? You're funnier than me? Wow. Wow, man. Not at all. That was hilarious. But then I shut the fuck up. No, that was funny. Yeah, see. Damn, is it? You're funnier than me? Wow. Wow, man. Not at all.
Starting point is 01:16:08 They're right. But I always thought I was funnier than you. It's the people, man. I don't care. The servants of the people. We're humble servants of the people.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Oh, God. Oh, brother. All right, UMG. We are. UMG removes catalog from TikTok rival Triller. Well, that's how it goes. I didn't know Triller still existed.
Starting point is 01:16:27 That's what happens when the label I don't have TikTok or Triller. I thought TikTok wiped Triller out. Apparently they didn't. This is what happens when the labels invest with every app. Barks, how did you think Triller? Whenever you see someone post a Triller in the
Starting point is 01:16:43 past two, three years? I just watched fucking Nate Robinson get knocked out on Triller and came in here for the next five weeks to say, wow, really like the direction they're going. No doubt. But that's not what Triller was designed for. That's not what this is talking about. This is talking about what Triller was, was people doing TikToks.
Starting point is 01:16:59 And now TikTok is the new Triller. So I didn't know that Triller existed in that space of putting music and dances together. And I think Triller's moving into a space that is going to be very lucrative in what they're doing. But you can't just play any music when Nate Robinson's coming out of the tunnel into the ring. Well, it's smart to move into a different space
Starting point is 01:17:17 when TikTok is in that space. It's smart to add on to shit. Let's talk about it. We can confirm our deal with UMG. Well, hold up now, because this makes sense, because I about it we can confirm our deal with umg well hold up now because this makes sense because i i want to say universal has to deal with tiktok they do they do they definitely do and i want to say universal is not the only uh company who to deal with tiktok no we can confirm our deal with umg expired approximately
Starting point is 01:17:39 one week ago ha ha we've been negotiating since then in an attempt to renew sounds familiar the renewal however was just a formality and a courtesy to UMG as a shareholder of Triller Triller does not need a deal with UMG to continue operating as it has been since the relevant artists are already shareholders or partners on Triller and thus can authorize their usage directly. Triller has no use for a licensing deal with UMG, period. Okay. Now. I'm fucking with Triller.
Starting point is 01:18:13 Do you gentlemen have... No, no, no. Scroll. No, no, no, no. TikTok does have deals with Universal, Sony, and Warner. Exactly. Short-term licensing deals. So, you know, who knows if they're still active or whatever.
Starting point is 01:18:22 So they're doing the same thing with TikTok that they that they did with spotify that these deals with everybody deals with everybody i like the fact that the artists are shareholders and partners on trilitho yeah it's great like that that's dope well and a lot of the business that i do today what i hear often is boy am i glad that you own everything that we're talking about i'm glad that i don't have to deal with a third party publisher author agent lawyer and just any extra person that can be a headache so that i do believe that to be the way of the future if we're going to talk about all this ownership shit one of the perks of that is how you negotiate when you own it so yeah this is the future of that hey the artists here have a piece of this they're shareholders
Starting point is 01:19:10 they're on the board we've seen this with title and their rollout of artists and giving them some shit but yeah i believe this to be the future shareholding so i I like Trilla there. Trilla has no use for a licensing deal. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that part. Anybody could have a use for a licensing deal with UMG. Sure, but I think the direction
Starting point is 01:19:36 they're going in, they don't have to depend on a UMG or a Sony for actual music. For the space they're going in now. I'm not too familiar with space they're going in now. I'm not too familiar with what they're developing into. Aside from the boxing thing. I just think what they did with boxing across the board.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Just live events because all of us are inside, and I think that's going to be the way for some time. Regardless if people can start going out and going to events, I still think that's going to be a very lucrative place to live. For sure. Live events. This don't even read like this. This don't even read this aggressively if it wasn't aggressive behind the scenes.
Starting point is 01:20:14 Like this don't, Trilla don't say, Trilla don't need y'all niggas to rock. We been rocking. Fuck y'all. Y'all don't move nothing over here. They don't say that. If it hasn't already been aggressive back there. Let me continue reading.
Starting point is 01:20:27 We categorically deny we have withheld any artist payments. Our deal has only been one week expired. And if anything, it is UMG using their artist names as a front to extract ridiculous and non-sustainable payments for themselves and not their artists. Hey, is that true? artist hey is that true was this was this like when all the labels invested in spotify and the labels got rich and spotify got rich and the artist didn't get any type of pay no way that's happening right underneath artists noses they did the same thing to tiktok for two years and virtually every other social network it is it is the bar it is unfortunate UMG decided to use the press as its negotiating leverage
Starting point is 01:21:07 when they realized we aren't going to be held hostage. Excuse me. UMG is well aware any agreement was just out of respect and courtesy, not necessity. We have been operating without it and there has been no change in our business. I like the aggressiveness
Starting point is 01:21:25 in this message i like that we're not playing with them even though they're universal music group and trilla has money and let's not just say umg universal period yeah it's one of the biggest entities on earth in june 2018 trillian umg announced that they had reached a licensing agreement that would that would give trilla users access to UMG's entire catalog, which includes Taylor Swift, Drake, Kanye West, and other well-known acts. That agreement has ostensibly expired. A representative for UMG later gave the following statement. Trilla's statements are removed from reality. Oh, they're beefing.
Starting point is 01:22:02 That's like what Spotify said back to me. We offered him some substantial more money than he's ever made. Yeah, I said beefing. That's like what Spotify said back to me. We offered him some substantial more money than he's ever made. Yeah, I said that. But what does that mean? That don't say that we was handled, right?
Starting point is 01:22:12 Right. Yeah, I feel this. I feel this. Shout out to Triller, man. Really like what y'all doing and what y'all did and I'd like to see how y'all continue
Starting point is 01:22:21 without this. Look, we got more. Audio max streams will now influence billboard chart positions. I'm hitting the air horn. Listen, Joe ain't got to come in here and tell y'all that shit is changing,
Starting point is 01:22:32 and the next decade will be decided on our moves and our actions right now because the companies are gearing up for war. Like, I know I've been saying that, but at this point, if you don't see it, it's because you're not trying to see it. Audio Max streams now count toward the billboard charts audio the youth driven streaming platform announced the change
Starting point is 01:22:51 tuesday confirming that uh confirming its u.s data will be incorporated in the billboard u.s and global charts takes uh global charts take streaming data into account. These will include the Billboard Hot 100, Billboard 200, Artist 100, and Billboard Global 200 charts. AudioMax serves as a unique listener base that is distinct from the audiences found on competing platforms. Vanessa Wilkins says, AudioMax Director of Music and Data Partnerships
Starting point is 01:23:21 said in a statement, in contributing to the most iconic music charts, AudioMax will now certify the achievements of countless artists whose previous success has never been represented fairly and accurately. I read another article, I have it right here, that at the same time, this is also from a day or two ago, AudioMag signs licensing deals with UMG, Sony.
Starting point is 01:23:46 UMG and Sony. They didn't say Warner. They already had one with Warner. So now they have everybody. They got everyone. So, first of all, congratulations to Audio Mac.
Starting point is 01:23:57 Congratulations to Audio Mac. Really big move. Let me hit the round of applause. Round of applause. I'm not surprised that now they're licensing deals with all the major labels. So I'm not surprised that now they're licensing deals with all the major labels.
Starting point is 01:24:06 I'm not surprised that now they're validated by Billboard. They should have been anyways. They should have, absolutely. But I think all of them, I think Bandcamp should be, I mean SoundCloud is already, but it took a while. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:21 Yeah, I don't think just the streaming, the major streaming sites should count for that. It should have took YouTube a little while to be counted on Billboard. It's true. A. Yeah, I don't think just the streaming, the major streaming sites should count for that. It took YouTube a little while to be counted on Billboard. It's true. A long time, really. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:24:32 But that took the three majors to do so. Exactly. Exactly. Why does nobody ever talk about Billboard like a business?
Starting point is 01:24:41 It's definitely a business. I know. But why are they excluded? I was about to make some jokes on them the other day. They've been posting this girl, and I know she's got a big single, and I about to but why are they i was about to make some jokes on them the other day they've been posting this girl and i know she's got a big single and i can't remember her name so i apologize but literally like three posts a day are about this girl's single billboard is like you don't need to know her name it'll be fine yeah exactly she'll
Starting point is 01:24:57 she'll be she'll be fine without us but it's like uh you're clearly invested in this person's career on some level. Well, listen, I had to fight with someone at Universal about playing music on the podcast and how that should count as a stream. This was when we were coming right off our Spotify deal. What argument is there? The argument is if I play the entire record. No, no. I mean, what argument opposes that? Oh, they didn't really have one of just that it's a podcast.
Starting point is 01:25:28 We haven't figured out how to count that. I'm like, they play the whole... Yeah, word. Count it the same way you count if anybody playing a record. They figured it out. Yes, they have. No, they were saying they can't count
Starting point is 01:25:38 who listened to the record. Say if we have... This was their point. Say if we do a two-hour podcast and we play the record at the end, they can't guarantee, they'd have to go in to see what the users were at the time,
Starting point is 01:25:50 which I still think they can do that. They can do that. Absolutely. Of the users there and like if our podcast gets a million views, now that song gets a million streams. It's just a way to not to pay people. The plan,
Starting point is 01:26:03 this is the issue plain and simple the music business and the entertainment business are going to continue to cut deals and do business with the platforms rather than
Starting point is 01:26:20 the artists which leaves the artists with two choices. Leave a platform. None of us will. Nope. Community's there. Or get equity so that when the deals are done
Starting point is 01:26:35 and the platform grows, you grow too, which is why I highlighted that in that Triller read earlier, which is why shit like this is really important. Important to know which platforms are in bed with the labels. Because I got 70 years of knowing what the label's objective is. Good to know who's working with them and who's working with the artists. The end. You pick a side, grab a Tylenol in the process.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Right. Yeah. But that's why I think these types of streaming platforms end up fucking over the bigger artists more than the smaller ones. And we never boohoo all the big artists. You're rich already, but that'd be my problem as a Drakeke into spotify and apple yeah i should have some shares here because i think a majority of your users don't pay me off the streams of how
Starting point is 01:27:32 many people listen to it people pay that 10 bucks a month for the most part to listen to my shit right don't pay me the same you pay everyone else on a stream yeah there's no fucking way you can do that yeah but go by the time drake had a deal with apple door i'm saying shares it's no fucking way you can do that. Yeah. Go buy the time. Drake had a deal with Apple, though, right? I'm saying shares. It's a fucking deal. Like, I need to really be part of Apple Music because I'm bringing the most people that are spending the most time here. That makes sense. And that's why, but that's why I say.
Starting point is 01:27:58 Don't pay me on the.001 penny. It's going to be a lot because people stream my shit crazy, but still. You're spending the time on your app because. It's only a fraction of my actual value. Yeah, but if we're going to talk about that, we could talk about that on all platforms. I still feel like a lot of athletes are way underpaid. I agree. Oh, couldn't agree more. For the amount of money that the NBA generates.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Yeah. You hear things like Giannis getting $250 and all of that, and I'm looking like he might be underpaid still. Yeah. That's a popular argument. It's people like, oh, these athletes should just be happy that they're making like- Fuck no. They're generating billions of dollars.
Starting point is 01:28:29 Absolutely. I'm not shitting on them or even getting in their pockets or their business because we were undervalued too. I know, but I mean, this is a podcast thing. This is a fight that we just got to like- I don't want to make it seem like I'm in anyone's pocket
Starting point is 01:28:40 or shitting on them for their business deals because I don't know them. I just know that artists, especially the bigger ones, should have a share and they may and i just don't know it but they deserve that stop right there yes beautiful it happened what there's a kid in the Pacific Northwest. His name was Ken Griffey. It happened. It was a young Alex Rodriguez. Yeah, yeah, it happened. It happened.
Starting point is 01:29:15 That was a great bit. Oh, very interesting. That's why you can't do shit for acknowledgement and credit, right? Like, that's really what i meant last week when i said uh like niggas have never tried to sell a thing not niggas like y'all but in general niggas have never tried to sell something so if you've never tried to sell something to a stranger then going around and asking these different companies for equity in something that was built before you were a part of you won't know what it entails right like i saw mad
Starting point is 01:29:54 articles think pieces podcasts come out talking about oh joe got equity what does it mean for me that's the issue because if we saying yo the platforms are loading up we either got a d platform or get equity and i'm talking to the creators and the creators don't even know what it's like to try to go get it that's how far behind in the race we are right like i seen something that said kanye west and elon mus Musk about to talk on Clubhouse. Know what that says to me? Kanye West has equity in Clubhouse. Oh, yeah, for sure. The end. For sure. You don't think this guy who didn't get the board seat
Starting point is 01:30:31 at Gap, didn't get the board seat at Nike, I know what his, he's fighting for board seats. Now, he ain't just popping up somewhere. It's hard, is my point. I'm not gonna get into a long creator rant. It's just real, it's tough, it's tough to do. going to get into a long creator rant. It's just real. It's tough. It's tough to do.
Starting point is 01:30:46 Go to Apple and tell them you need equity because of what you bring them. Have fun. Go to Spotify. It's tough. And tell them you need equity like Joe did. I did that. Sounds crazy. Podcasting.
Starting point is 01:31:00 That sounds insane. They're not respecting the podcast. Hey, go to Amazon and Jeff Bezos. Not Jeff anymore, but go to Amazon and say, yo. Still Jeff Bezos. I need equity. Go to Netflix, go anywhere and say, I need equity. And the one person you told that to is going to go tell the board.
Starting point is 01:31:17 And the board is going to laugh. Pretty loud. Hey, Roy, yes. As a matter of fact fact a lot of the board doesn't have equity hey but if they don't laugh God forbid
Starting point is 01:31:29 what if they go around the room what if they go around the table hey Joe wants equity at Spotify let's start with you
Starting point is 01:31:39 ha let's go with you next how do you feel how do you feel like How do you feel? Like That's what's happening out here We gotta get with it man We just gotta get with it
Starting point is 01:31:51 Of course And what I'm saying is Ideal situation What people deserve I'm well aware of the reality of it So I know what it's gonna be But that goes back to
Starting point is 01:32:01 Troubleshoot Troubleshoot Let's get back Let's get back to Hovengers That's what title was marketed as But It was just wrong But that goes back to- Gotta troubleshoot. Troubleshoot. Let's get back to Hovengers. That's what title was marketed as, but it was just wrong because the average consumer
Starting point is 01:32:11 doesn't particularly care if you throw a bunch of artists on stage and say, we're being underpaid. Like, fam, I got bills. I don't, y'all are rich. Don't show me fucking Nicki, Lady Gaga, Jay-Z.
Starting point is 01:32:23 Like, I don't care. But that's what that message was like we can create this and all the artists can have equity in it we don't need to go to the apples and the spotify's we can create it yeah but it was just marketed wrong let me play it was marketed right to the artists it wasn't marketed right to us we cooking now somehow on a Thursday. Let me try to reply to that something. Because for me, I'll scream from the mountaintops, yo, y'all, I got equity. When I came to y'all with a Patreon conversation,
Starting point is 01:32:57 I said two things. Want to get money? And yo, I got a position. I think I can get niggas equity, right? Then, I got a position I think I can get niggas equity right then I saw a wave that didn't mean nothing to a wave of creators right I saw a wave of creators say awesome job well I saw a few creators say awesome job what does that mean for us right right so the rory's point like none of that shit matters because the creators always want to know what the move does for them to me i may not understand a creator saying that because i got six years
Starting point is 01:33:40 of trying to predict hey spotify don't have podcasts nowhere apple and soundcloud it took us years to figure out how that info was even sourced out like hey is it all apple is it soundcloud is it what are they doing back there amazon wasn't thinking of podcasts nobody out there was thinking of podcasts right long short story even shorter. The point is, in Joe's stupid head, I'm thinking I'm telling people, I'm giving people like a blueprint of how to weaponize
Starting point is 01:34:15 their audience. Like we did, our shit ain't on Spotify right now. There's mad places our shit is not on. Know what I mean? Every creator I talk to says they can't get nowhere without putting their shit on all of these places
Starting point is 01:34:28 I have to convince the other not convince let me not do that when I speak to other podcasters like the ones on the network I'm telling them how I think which is yo why you putting your shit over there hey if Sirius not paying us why you putting it over there if iHeart not paying you why you putting it over there if iHeart not paying you
Starting point is 01:34:45 why you putting it over there like it's no promo it's no look like if you know what's happening back there if you know the calculator I'm not getting on a rant I'm shutting up
Starting point is 01:34:52 but if you know you just know right and if more creators knew they wouldn't just keep saying that nigga Joe is a lunatic Joe is nuts
Starting point is 01:35:00 Joe's bugging what is he talking about 100 million 100 what or maybe they might keep saying it but that doesn't mean anything that doesn't stop the mission Joe is nuts. Joe's bugging. What is he talking about? Hunting million. Hunting what? Or maybe they might keep saying it, but that doesn't mean anything. That doesn't stop the mission. That doesn't stop what? Well, that's why you can't do it for them.
Starting point is 01:35:11 Right. You can't do it for them. You just got to go. You just got to go and do what you got to do. And then they'll figure it out once they see like, oh, shit. Once things get announced and once things start moving, it's like, oh, now it all makes sense. But the important part is just letting everybody know that these things can happen you get the information you learn the game you learn the field you learn
Starting point is 01:35:30 the moves that are being made and then you have to figure out okay what's best for me what's best for what i'm trying to do what's best for my company what's best for whatever situation you're trying to do and trying to build people just have to know the the the market and know what's going on like okay yeah they're gonna wave a check in front of your face for 20 million but they might they might be making 600 million dollars off of your show you won't know that but if you never had 20 million some people might jump at the thought of that because they never had it 20 million dollars i'm set for like we heard jim say 20 million and he out. I'll be home thinking to myself, what do y'all think Spotify's secret hidden calculator, fax machine, tax phone that they have? What do y'all think they're typing up if you go spend a billion dollars?
Starting point is 01:36:22 Right. Right. You think it's a win? No, but exactly. If you go spend a billion dollars. Right. Right. You think it's a win? No. But exactly. Do you think that the board and the scientists are guessing? Right. They are not.
Starting point is 01:36:34 No. They have all the data. That's how they make their money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but when you just go off data, you're not going to be that successful. No. That's true.
Starting point is 01:36:42 But if you go off data and- I know to spend money, that's how you gauge things yo we so behind in the fight we think that the fight is with the streaming companies right that's a whole nother topic that's how
Starting point is 01:36:55 it's a data fight and that's the biggest fight we haven't talked about that's how still on this podcast that's how far behind in this fight we are we're like oh
Starting point is 01:37:01 pay us our streams the Facebook no pay me for sending my social security number all around the fucking internet. That's the Facebook versus Apple fight that's happening and no one really actually, not even just us, no one's really covering it. But it's one of the biggest fights in the world right now.
Starting point is 01:37:16 Very quiet. Very, very quiet. Because you need data to cover it. And I hate to make this a political thing and I'm not going to, but but that be my problem with presidential debates and all that shit stop blinding me
Starting point is 01:37:29 with gay marriage yeah stop it stop picking these issues that I know are just going to make people get emotional and we're only going to focus
Starting point is 01:37:36 on that for a candidate what are y'all doing my fucking data I don't care who gets married fam you let them storm the capitol I don't care put they feet all on the desk
Starting point is 01:37:44 right but nah they never touch the real topics when it comes to political shit fam you let them storm the capital I don't care put they feet all on the desk right but nah they never touch the real topics when it comes to political shit and yet they talking tough to me yeah I take all my little
Starting point is 01:37:55 I only had a little respect for you whites I'll take it back and now it's no more you talking tough to me I lost all my little respect that nigga forced little in there. You have to rap a little faster.
Starting point is 01:38:09 The first part was, I lost all of my respect. He didn't like that. No. No. My little respect. Yeah. I ain't really fuck with y'all. Who did the government assassinate when I was born?
Starting point is 01:38:22 Can you look that up? 81? August 31st. No,? 81? August 31st. No, any year. August 31st, 80. Don't 81 me out. August 31st, who died so when I come back, it could be with a vengeance?
Starting point is 01:38:37 I don't know. It was a baloney massacre. The baloney is coming back. Yo, you was born on the baloney massacre. Oh, Jack the Ripper killed his first victim on the day you were born. That makes sense.
Starting point is 01:38:52 Princess Diana did not die. I was alive when Princess Diana died. In 1980. And she was assassinated, but that's another topic. That is. Now, you definitely...
Starting point is 01:39:04 First victim of Jack. It was on August 31st not April. Oh yeah. Joey. Joey. Mike Jack. Jerz.
Starting point is 01:39:11 201 shit. When's the last time you did 201? It's It's It's It's It's
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Starting point is 01:39:18 It's It's It's It's It's It's It's It's It's It's It's It's It's It's Hold up. What it feels like. It's, it's, uh. First victim of Jack the Whist Ripper. Us when my dad whistled.
Starting point is 01:39:32 And mom's here. So much bigger. All right. If y'all gonna. If y'all gonna laugh. Yeah, I ain't. Y'all don't encourage me. Y'all don't.
Starting point is 01:39:42 Maury. Y'all don't encourage me. Stop laughing. Turn the beat off, please. Come on, get that shit off. Y'all not. No, y'all don't encourage me. Y'all don't encourage me. Tell the people, please. Come on, get that shit off. I arrived the day Jack Thriller's victim left. I arrived the same day as the baloney master. And I don't know if that's insensitive.
Starting point is 01:39:57 I don't know much about it. Y'all ain't here. I arrived the same day as the first victim of Jack the Ripper. My dad whispered. In mom's ears, I appeared a tad bitter. What's dope now? Because I'm going to say what's dope, then I'm going to say I'm that nigga. What's dope now? What's hot right now?
Starting point is 01:40:18 I don't know. I don't know, mom. What they doing? All I hear the rappers saying is I spin the block and shoot. Spin the block. No, no. the block and shoot. Spin the block. No, no. They all saying it. That's how I know it matches up with the deaths.
Starting point is 01:40:31 You checking the data? Listen. I'm glad that I retired and I don't have to rap in the spin the block era. No, I'm lying. Don't do that. You did not spin the block. You said it in the Banks verse. I love that verse. And shout out to you because that's an amazing verse. that. Joe, you did not spin the block. You said it in the Banks verse. I love that verse.
Starting point is 01:40:45 And shout out to you because that's an amazing verse. You said in that Banks verse, spin the block, make sure the body drops or something like that. By then, I was okay with niggas knowing I was lying.
Starting point is 01:40:55 At the Banks verse, nobody said, yo, when Joe spin that block, run, yo. Duck. Nobody said that. Now, when Ghostface would run out, niggas ran. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:08 Niggas ran when Run came out. That's it. And the Bloney massacre. What is that? More importantly. What is that? And Showtime putting out the woo doc on YouTube. It was a terrorist bombing of the Bologna Central Railway
Starting point is 01:41:25 Station in Bologna, Italy I thought it was Bologna the food Hit the beat It was a bombing from the terrorists That's when I terror shit I'm on my old 90s way back era shit Yo turn it off man Yo how come when
Starting point is 01:41:44 Yo I only be trying to set it off And they never jump in and just If I get two from you and two from you and two from you And two from you and two from you And two from me, it's a 16 That's true And then we have content to sell On the streaming platforms
Starting point is 01:41:57 Don't worry about it When you was two, I was 16, Rory I was 16 Triple beam, you know, to click me When you was two, I was 16, Rory. I was 16. Triple beam. You know, the click meme. Baddest chick that the chicks seen. If you're not going to jump in, don't laugh at me.
Starting point is 01:42:17 If you're not going to jump in, don't laugh at me. I was the baddest on the block. I'm going to give you that. I know how to, you know what I mean? I listen to enough rap. I know how to You know what I mean I listen to enough rap I know where the right goes That right was placed right Right, Klaus?
Starting point is 01:42:31 It was the right right It's a Karuchi Yeah, it was the right right I know what I'm doing Speaking of right Yes Speaking of right Oh, man
Starting point is 01:42:40 Karuchi turned complex upside down When she came up there Did she? Yeah I've never seen so many Asians And whites going crazy Yeah Oh, man. Karrueche turned complex upside down when she came up there. Did she? Oh, yeah? I never seen so many Asians and whites going crazy. Yeah. There wasn't no black people in complex.
Starting point is 01:42:53 I'm going to put a culture on the doors. So the post-breakup body pick thing is still going. It happens. Oh, it's so strong. Yeah. She looks great. She's been working out. We can say that.
Starting point is 01:43:05 Chicks are batting 1,000 on the post-breakup hit. Yeah. Yeah. Travis. They've never. Travis Kelsey wouldn't got her back. He spun the block. He spun the block immediately. He might have had his fucking uniform on when he spun the block.
Starting point is 01:43:16 But that's how you know that man heartache is real. Travis Kelsey got a $200 million contract. He shot like seven new commercials for State Farm and some shit. And still spent that block. Oh, well, if you're going to show up doing yoga and all that. Yeah, yeah, spend the block. I think that's a cheat code when girls do yoga on the ground. Like, I can't just go do yoga and tape it.
Starting point is 01:43:35 No. Yeah. No one sees stretch. When they look good, like, all right. That move is happening this weekend. Yeah, that's the- Yoga's happening in my house this- Oh.
Starting point is 01:43:43 The sidestep squats? Yeah. And she got the nerve to look good and be centered. That's the real post-breakup shit. But nah, she giving you more. I look good and I'm centered within myself right now. Karuchi could do that for our whole relationship, and I'd be happy. The fire hydrant?
Starting point is 01:43:59 Yeah, she do the fire hydrant. I ain't going nowhere. No, not that. Not that one. The one right before. It's good for your glutes. Where she just lay there, opened her legs. Oh, the bridges. That's called the bridges. Her face was just, look. Look at me. Look at my face, nigga. That's the bridges. Not that one. The one right before. It's good for your glutes. Where she just laid there, opened her legs. Oh, the bridges.
Starting point is 01:44:07 That's called the bridges. Her face was just, look. Look at me. Look at my face, nigga. That's the bridges. I'm beautiful. Yeah, that's the bridges. I'm beautiful, and you're going to come.
Starting point is 01:44:11 Yeah. I don't have to do nothing. That's usually how that goes. Time for another position. You're going to look at me just like this. Look, nigga. Straighten your eyes. You coming now.
Starting point is 01:44:21 That's what would happen. Women know how to get niggas to act right. But why do they do this After break up Because You know what you're missing And the thought of another man Being all over that
Starting point is 01:44:31 Is just too much For some niggas to handle Here's the thing And I'm not making this Karushi specific at all I want to make that very clear The thought of a man Being all over that
Starting point is 01:44:38 Yeah If you see a girl Posting a pic like that And you thinking like Damn she might be You know what I take back I take back what I said.
Starting point is 01:44:45 The pictures, they're batting 1,000 for. The results, no, let's get some man shit in here right now. The results might be 1,000 too. No, it's not. Because I've definitely seen
Starting point is 01:44:52 the chick do the breakup photo shoot and I've said, he can have a blast with that. She looks good, but that bitch is a headache. Yeah, but some niggas like headaches.
Starting point is 01:45:02 Every girl's going to be a headache. You just got to find your headache. That was cute. That was cute. Every girl's going to be a headache. Yeah, but some niggas like headaches. Every girl's gonna be a headache. You just gotta find your headache. That was cute. That was cute. Every girl's gonna be a headache. What you trying to run from a headache? You gonna run from one headache
Starting point is 01:45:11 to a new headache. That's true. You gonna run from one headache to a new headache. Okay, maybe I don't want a migraine. Maybe I just want a regular headache. I might not want a migraine. That might be true.
Starting point is 01:45:17 I might not want the headache, but nigga, you don't get my headache, nigga. Who? You, nigga. Whoever you is. Whoever the nigga is. No, I'm just saying. Yeah, see how you feel? Whoever the nigga is from Arkansas. Yeah, that's how you see. That? You, nigga. Whoever you is. Whoever the nigga is. No, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 01:45:25 Yeah, exactly how you feel. Whoever the nigga is from Arkansas. Yeah, that's how you see. That's how you feel. So act right. Eric Darnold. Act right. Look at Joe thinking.
Starting point is 01:45:32 Because all women do with this is let you know that there's still a thousand men out there that are going crazy over your girl. No, I think more like a hundred thousand men. Well, yeah. Four hundred thousand men. They're going crazy for your girl. They think your girl looks good. So if you got bored with your girlfriend and y'all break up, whatever, whatever. Yeah, they're going crazy for your girl. They think your girl looks good. So if you got bored with your girlfriend
Starting point is 01:45:46 and y'all break up, whatever, whatever. But was she boring? Maybe she was. Maybe the relationship just didn't have the fire once did. But once you see other niggas that do what you do, have what you have or more, that are like, damn, I just need opportunity. You're going to try to stop that opportunity.
Starting point is 01:46:03 Y'all really love other dudes. Yeah, I dudes yeah i'm with you i'm with you unless it's to a point where you're just like it's over like we just listen and i may think the photo shoot looks great and you look great in it but i know what comes with you looking great go go sit your fucking ass down and heal what she was doing why is nobody saying that nigga you wasn't it wasn't healing yoga but this is healing it was not healing yoga it wasn't healing yoga it was not healing yoga it was not healing yoga I've talked to women about this
Starting point is 01:46:30 because I've said the same thing nothing about that looks like healing or you're unbothered and they say well we lack don't police them
Starting point is 01:46:35 no they say we lack confidence after breakups and we just want to feel pretty again because in so many breakups we don't feel pretty
Starting point is 01:46:41 so I just need to do the photo shoot I was like alright so a bunch of strangers that you hated before and said you mad thirsty could say the same thing before? Why does it matter now? Just hearing. And why are you getting your confidence from the internet?
Starting point is 01:46:54 And why can't I? A lot of people get their confidence from the internet. They should stop. I feel unpretty too. I think a lot of, as a matter of fact, I think more men do than women. Yeah, probably. Y'all should stop doing that because the internet love is inconsistent. Well, you said more men than women. I keep probably. Y'all should stop doing that because the internet love is inconsistent. Well, you said more men than women.
Starting point is 01:47:07 I keep a few bitches around to gas me up. No, men don't really get love from the internet like that. The average man doesn't get love from the internet. Go check your timeline
Starting point is 01:47:18 and see how many dudes is posting bottles. It could be an average girl that just looks good and a bunch of niggas on the internet. That's our ass pic. Our ass pic is the
Starting point is 01:47:24 bottles and sparklers section pic. It's the money phone. Our ass pick is the bottles and sparklers section pick. That's men looking and seeking attention from the internet. The watch. I'm not just going to put it on women. I think men do it if not more. Men do it for sure, but just not to the
Starting point is 01:47:38 rate that women do. Men buy those ugly Balenciaga sneakers just to post them on the internet. If I'm with somebody for three years and we break up and I'm hurt and I'm with men buy those ugly Balenciaga sneakers just to post them on the internet if I'm with somebody for three years and we break up and I'm hurt and I'm going through it
Starting point is 01:47:48 or if I'm not hurt but I'm still going through it the process you know just separating and all that I'm not putting my ass on the internet three days later
Starting point is 01:47:56 well I'm not it's cool if you don't put your ass on the internet Joe that's what I'm saying well look at your look at your morals you're a good girl you would never I'm not. It's cool if you don't put your ass on the internet, Joe. That's what I'm saying. Well, look at your morals.
Starting point is 01:48:07 You're a good girl. You would never. Whatever. I don't care. Shout out to Karushi. Real sweet woman. And everything we said had nothing to do with her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:19 I want to make that completely clear. That had nothing to do with Karushi. Please, please, yeah. We love you. We're just all hurt souls and we're just that thing. We love you. We love Vic. That's our guy. Hopefully, everything, please. Yeah, we love you. We're just all hurt souls and we're just. We love you. We love Vic. That's our guy. Hopefully everything works out.
Starting point is 01:48:28 And that leads us right into this. I don't know what to say about this. But the Internet is. Internetting. Sure. About Dr. Dre being seen with blank. You Google it. I'm not saying it.
Starting point is 01:48:44 All this feels gross to me. It's scary. I don't ever want to be the podcast that says, did you see Dre and his rumored new girl? See, I haven't gotten to one day when we really grow up and we're nowhere near there. This has grown to me to
Starting point is 01:48:59 not talk about this type of shit. My version is, when we really grow up, we'll talk about this moment in co. My version is when we really grow up, we'll talk about this moment in co-parenting when this happens. When your baby mother is on a date with Dr. Dre
Starting point is 01:49:15 and going to eat. You just went to the fridge to get some orange juice and was scrolling your phone. And you stumbled upon It was minding your business? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you stumbled upon It was minding your business Yeah yeah yeah And you stumbled upon
Starting point is 01:49:27 Your whiz Your earth Right Your everything Your air Your everything Your headache Yeah your headache
Starting point is 01:49:35 That's yours That's your headache That's your stink Right Right Just going to the little restaurant With Dre and the security man Oh Bo
Starting point is 01:49:42 You know the sea bass is amazing Plaid Plaid Throw coat a little restaurant with Dre and the security, man. Oh, Bo, you know, the sea bass is amazing. Plaid, plaid throw coat. You bought her that coat. She wasn't trying to be low. No, no. Look, beautiful Escalade done up your Escalade regular. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:49:57 Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Amarion been putting out all these sexy pictures of him and his brother. That ain't gonna cut it. Nah, see what I'm saying? Sorry, O. Just don't hit the same one. O and Dave. And I'm joking right now because O and his brother. That ain't going to cut it. See what I'm saying? Sorry, O.
Starting point is 01:50:05 Just don't hit the same one. O and Dave. And I'm joking right now because O and his brother is my man. I fuck with both of them. Those are my guys. I don't think O gives a fuck, so I'm not talking about him, but I'm glad I'm not at this point in the co-brand. Well, maybe I was last year.
Starting point is 01:50:19 And I'm not making this specific to them. Some men just don't care anymore. I know what that headache is. Something to get to that point. I don't care. Have a blast. Hey, you're going to see this specific to them. Some men just don't care anymore. Like, I know what that headache is. Some men get to that point. Like, I don't care. Have a blast. Hey, you're going to see this on the internet. You still got to get your kid.
Starting point is 01:50:31 Really? Yo. Pull a blast in the chronic. Yeah. Or, or she start talking real fly. Yo, how was your weekend? Yeah. Or she start talking real fly. Yeah, she's dating weekend? Yeah. Or she start talking real fly.
Starting point is 01:50:46 Yeah, she's dating Dre now. She's like, no, you ain't got to pick him up. He ain't write none of this, right? Yeah. She ain't even got to pick him up, though. You fucking with Dre. Like, yo, listen, the helicopter lands at 7. Just have the kids there.
Starting point is 01:50:57 Then what you going to do? You got to put your kids on the chopper. Yeah. Put your kids on the chopper. Chopper to the yacht for the full week yo imagine a nigga fly your kids to his yacht on the helicopter i have too much to say right now my kids will never get on that helicopter get the fuck out of here i have too much to say right now slow down down. You don't say. Slow down. I know you. Slow down. Let me get some of this out of my head, Paul. Get your shit off.
Starting point is 01:51:27 One. I can't wait to y'all kids. So I'll just get my shit off in two y'all kids. I have Bazley. Statement number one. I got mad about something I seen
Starting point is 01:51:38 on the internet but said to myself when I get there You're not going to say nothing about it? Yeah, I can't let you know. But that plan doesn't work. You did some push-ups and thought that was going to get it out the way?
Starting point is 01:51:53 Just to add some sauce to the pot. I've tried that plan too. What did you see on the internet? Because that matters. Because then we'll know exactly where you're at in a relationship if you ain't really over it I can't say what I saw
Starting point is 01:52:06 why not because this is public but you saw something that was put out into the public move on I understand I can't say
Starting point is 01:52:15 I can't say what I saw because that's not my place to say yeah but what but wait this was on the internet wasn't it yes
Starting point is 01:52:22 so it's public yeah but he still can't say what that's not y'all hate Ma still can't say what it was. Y'all hate Maul. That's not how it works, Maul. I'm bugging out. If something is on the internet, it's public.
Starting point is 01:52:30 No. Okay. Because the internet is privy to shit sometimes that niggas didn't mean for the internet to be privy to. So you might see your whiz up there. She ain't playing for that to go out there. You might. I'm not talking about me. I'm just talking about period.
Starting point is 01:52:43 Right, right, right. And also the internet has a short memory span. You might. I'm not talking about me. I'm just talking about period. Right, right, right, right, right. So. And also the internet has a short memory span. You literally just said me. I saw something on the internet. So I saw something. But it didn't, but listen,
Starting point is 01:52:52 it didn't, I wasn't disturbed at what I saw because as co-parents you can do whatever the fuck you want to do. Like it's over. That's not true.
Starting point is 01:52:59 Yeah, it's not. I was disturbed. I just want, I don't even have a kid and I know it's not true. I was disturbed. I didn't say any of this, and I know it's not true. I was disturbed. I shouldn't say any of this, but I'll give a little sneak peek. Okay.
Starting point is 01:53:09 I was disturbed because it was like she hit me with the yo. I just broke my leg. I can't walk. I can't carry the baby. I need some time. I'm doing too much. I'm a single mom. And then she you start feeling bad
Starting point is 01:53:26 he's like nah nah you right yo nah you right I'm out here getting money I'm with the fellas come on man drop a little stink off
Starting point is 01:53:34 drop a little stink off now that ain't the time for me to see something on the internet the end now you wanna look at your phone
Starting point is 01:53:42 don't worry about it moving on moving on moving on I haven't gotten to this fight currently. Like, my fight now is like, yo, man, you going to pack that bag like that? Petty shit. Come on.
Starting point is 01:53:53 You ain't going to put the sippy cup? Yeah, yeah. Petty shit. Where the sippy cup at? Yeah. Oh, you got everything in your house. You don't know what's in my house. Right.
Starting point is 01:54:01 Petty shit. But this right here? Dinner? I feel like she gave him practice for this, though. I feel like she, what was she doing with homeboy, whoever that was? I don't know. Some fake shit. But I feel like that gave Amar enough time to prep for when Dr. Dre comes out.
Starting point is 01:54:16 See, I don't want none of mine to get with a billionaire. Why not? Prayers to everyone involved. I'm not a billionaire. I don't want to get into personal gossip. How much I got? What I got? So you don't want your baby mother to get with a billionaire because you're not a billionaire?
Starting point is 01:54:34 Don't say baby mom. I'm sorry. I need anybody. Oh, any of you. Yeah. That's some selfish shit. If she get with a billionaire, I'm taking my kid. Why?
Starting point is 01:54:44 Matter of fact, X could get with a billionaire I'm taking my kid why? matter of fact X could get with a billionaire why nigga? we need why don't give my kid his own helicopter why? what do you mean why?
Starting point is 01:54:52 why? what do you mean why? why though? that don't got nothing to do with you and your kid is that album that came out? no no music came out
Starting point is 01:55:00 no you're not gonna show my kid no better life than I can provide for them what are you talking about? what the fuck are you talking about nigga? the fuck? You're not going to show my kid no better life than I can provide for them. What are you talking about, nigga? Oh, man. That's some funny shit, man.
Starting point is 01:55:13 I know what it is. Dre thought he had that mask on. Niggas wasn't going to know it was him. Well, I didn't. I thought that was a bodyguard. Yeah. Niggas figured it out. Niggas was like, yo, so, Chronic 2. The only thing I will comment on this actual situation is that I love that Dre stays consistent, even in his date outfit.
Starting point is 01:55:29 I just want the same hoodie that we've seen him in for the past 25 years. Yeah, when you when you that that's what I'm saying at that level, you know, you bigot in the clothes. Fuck, no matter what you say. Same. Oh, a one's on. Oh, my man. But we're going to need more than MIA on this one. Listen, I know him to be a talented producer.
Starting point is 01:55:50 That's when you got to come out with BOA, both. Don't do it. I should call him. No, I'm not calling him. Why Dre look like he could beat up his own bodyguard? I don't like, why is the bodyguard there? Don't do that. Don't do that don't do that
Starting point is 01:56:05 this is the greatest breakup song ever made no this record is fire I'm just saying the timing fuck around oh man see Omar is just a pull up to Boa
Starting point is 01:56:20 blasting this shit yo I ain't gonna hold you shout out to all the women in my life that have introduced me to music that I love. That's important to me. Very important. Like, I can't hold y'all.
Starting point is 01:56:31 It's one of the bigger things to me in life. No matter what our relationship was, like, you have this eternal spot in my heart and mind with, like, the escort I was dating when one of them take albums came out, it was amazing, and I woke up, and it was just, the whole album was amazing. That was great. M.I.A. when fucking Kalen played this
Starting point is 01:56:48 at the compound just for the first time with just bitches everywhere. It's like, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, rewind. Rewind that one. Turned on the radio. I never listened to that. I stopped listening to radio in 1994.
Starting point is 01:57:05 A long time ago. I wasn't listening to radio in 1994. A long time ago. I wasn't listening to radio in 2011. Fair. And I was the guy that by the time you know about it it's big on the radio. Who is you?
Starting point is 01:57:15 You're just finding out? Well, no. You're just getting hit. And they worked this record for like a year and a half. No, that was an amazing record. And they should have worked this record for a year and a half.
Starting point is 01:57:25 That's always one of my greatest questions in hip hop. Like, as artists- They don't work records like that. You believe in every record, but some records you should work for, like, as long as you can, and some records you shouldn't. Like, this record, they worked for a long time. That fucking Pussycat Dolls record, they worked for, like, two years. And when it worked, it was the biggest record ever, and Miami was a hit. And I was like, well, why didn't y'all think that?
Starting point is 01:57:44 Whatever. Shout out to O. Shout out to his brother. shout out to april shout out to dr dre shout out to everybody man we're not a messy podcast we salute everybody especially when the children are involved love and happiness yeah one thousand percent listen the girl got the glue out of here thank god we didn't talk about the gorilla glue girl last week because we men That's why But now that she got it out I found out today what that entire joke was about I had no idea It's not a joke
Starting point is 01:58:09 People today are stupid enough To do stupid shit like this And I want to call her stupid But Well no She didn't mean to do it Yeah she did Oh
Starting point is 01:58:17 She did She poured the Gorilla Glue on her hair And Wiped it in But there is another Gorilla hair product That she thought that was. And she mistakenly bought the wrong bottle. That's what the story was.
Starting point is 01:58:29 This wasn't like something she... Is there Gorilla Glue at the beauty supply? There's no Gorilla Glue at the beauty supply. I'm... Wherever... I don't know about beauty products, so maybe you're right. She thought it was like...
Starting point is 01:58:37 It's called Gorilla Hair Gel or something like that. Listen, I literally just asked everyone in the room about this an hour ago. So I don't know much about this, but yeah, you just shouldn't put Gorilla Glue in your hair. No, absolutely. But I believe the story was... I'm not mad
Starting point is 01:58:54 at that being the story. What I was mad at was when I saw reports that they were trying to sue Gorilla Glue, the company. Now that I have a problem with. You can't be 40 years old, put the wrong Gorilla Glue all in your hair, need it surgically removed, and now want to sue somebody. Ambulance chasing to me.
Starting point is 01:59:11 I think it says on the front of the Gorilla Glue bottle. Don't be stupid. This will never come out. Whatever product I'm putting out, I'm putting Don't Be Stupid right at the bottom of it on the front. So now that just is. Okay, so this woman is explaining that there is all these different Gorilla products. Yeah. They have Gorilla Glue.
Starting point is 01:59:27 They have Gorilla Hair Gel. Shit like that. If I'm doing something with hair, I probably want hair in the title. Not just Gorilla Glue. But whatever. Listen, the good part is it got out. God bless. That's what we're here to say.
Starting point is 01:59:38 God bless. Now he has to talk about the Gorilla Glue girl. But she got it out. Really happy for her. Shout out to everybody that helped her along the way. And please don't put Gorilla Glue in your hair. Yeah. Or really anywhere on your body, probably. Shout out to everybody that helped her along the way. And please don't put Gorilla Glue in your hair. Yeah. Or really anywhere on your body probably.
Starting point is 01:59:47 Yeah. I think that's a safe assumption. Tell me about the time y'all tried to do something with your body and it just was wrong. I'll start and give y'all time to think. Like the very first time I shaved every pube off of me in the summertime, I thought I was doing something. What did you think you were doing? I'm not laughing at you. Never mind. cause I tried it
Starting point is 02:00:06 yeah yo hair is there for a reason I thought I didn't know I didn't know that when I did that I didn't know that I did that when I was younger
Starting point is 02:00:14 whenever I did that it was annoying me I might have been 14 15 16 one age where I just didn't know any better
Starting point is 02:00:23 and I did that thinking that alright now the sweat or just whatever down there but nah I was wrong you need hair
Starting point is 02:00:31 I shave it was the most annoying thing in the world then the grow back part it's just not there I clean up there you don't shave ball no you don't
Starting point is 02:00:38 not ball I got the manscape clippers those work good shave low promo code mall no I don't have that I know that's a big
Starting point is 02:00:45 podcast sponsor. That's one of the most difficult things. You bevel with? Fuck. Hell no. That bevel shit cuts close.
Starting point is 02:00:50 No, no, no. I clean with the bevel razor. You got the bevel ball trimmer. With your clippers? Your regular clippers? I clean up a little bit. Nah, fuck.
Starting point is 02:00:57 What? That shit's cut close. Bentley, Barty. Bentley, Barty. I just love bevel. I do too. Those are great clippers, but that's not the place where you want to put it. I do not put the bevel I do too Those are great clippers But that's not the place
Starting point is 02:01:05 Where you want to put it I do not put the bevel clippers On my nuts That is danger zone Nah with the manscape shit though You can all that shit Yeah Cause it don't cut that low
Starting point is 02:01:14 What happened when you tried To get that little hair Off the helmet And hit it with the blade I don't have hair on my helmet Hair on my helmet What the fuck is he talking about Why do you have hair
Starting point is 02:01:22 On your helmet you weirdo Did I say I have hair On my helmet I didn't say that No I said why do you have hair I said I never said I had hair on my helmet Oh okay yeah Nah I don't? Why do you have hair on your helmet? You weirdo. Did I say I have hair on my helmet? I didn't say that. No, I said why do you have hair on your helmet? I said I never said I had hair on my helmet.
Starting point is 02:01:27 Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I don't have hair on my helmet. If you got hair on the helmet, you got it. No, but at the base sometimes, you got to grab that.
Starting point is 02:01:32 It be at the base. Yeah, the base is tricky. It be at the base. And that's the trickiest spot. I know how to shave myself, bro. That's the trickiest spot.
Starting point is 02:01:37 I get everything. No, I'm asking for techniques. No, no, no. I get everything. Don't steal my shaving sauce, man. Get your own.
Starting point is 02:01:43 But you got to get the correct. She can't use that bevel shit. Hell no. That's way too close. Bevel is not designed to. That's why you shouldn't
Starting point is 02:01:49 do it. That's why you shouldn't do it. And shout out to Tristan and bevel. I lost all my love and While we're talking about our nuts.
Starting point is 02:01:55 You lost all your love and respect. After you cut off all your little hairs. Dick look mad childish. I cut off all of my little pubes off. I think that was the
Starting point is 02:02:04 only incident I ever had with just trying to. That's not true. I doubt my hair blowing as a teenager. Dick look mad childish I cut all of my little pubes off I think that was the only That was the only incident I ever had With just trying to That's not true I doubt my hair blonde As a teenager Oh damn
Starting point is 02:02:10 And I had twists Teenage years I was bugging That's what you're trying To find your look You're trying to find your I never found it True
Starting point is 02:02:17 Never found it Trying to find your little Pictures today still Looking crazy Nah but Never Shaving your pubes bald Is a bad
Starting point is 02:02:23 Bad idea For all the young people out there. Yeah, just shave... I don't know what I was thinking back then. Listen, I tried it once, and I regretted it, and I'll never do it again. The grow back in is really... I mean, if you dodge all the loose nutsack flesh, if you get through that all right, the next thing is when it grows back.
Starting point is 02:02:40 I was walking around like a predator, just here with it all the time. Oh, you were scratching. What is this kid doing? Listen, man, hair is important. Even when I get tattoos, I realize how important hair is.
Starting point is 02:02:55 Hair is important. Because they be shaving your arm and my arm is on fire not just getting a tattoo forever. I'm going to laser all this hair off my head. I am the evolution of my granddad
Starting point is 02:03:06 who nared every morning. Whole house smelling like nair. Disgusting and nasty. Granddad go to bed at 6 a.m. Why do you need that fresh one? Yeah, but now that I'm like
Starting point is 02:03:18 40. You understand? I'm like, that might be fly. Let me nair this shit out of here. I'm not having my bathroom smelling like nair. Nah, get it lasered. Mine should smell too sexy. Yeah. Or go to I'm like that might be fly Let me near this shit Fresh one I'm not having my bathroom Smell like near Nah get it lasered My shit smell too sexy
Starting point is 02:03:26 Yeah Or go to Go to Turkey And get the hairline surgery I would get it I would do the laser thing My thing with laser is They say it hurts
Starting point is 02:03:34 But they say you need a few sessions Yeah But I don't want hair Like I'm not on the face Oh you don't want hair Not at all Not at all Oh okay
Starting point is 02:03:41 I never heard a man say He doesn't want hair I went bald at 30 You weren't even bald You're not even bald We just saw your hair That's my point Your hairline is just like
Starting point is 02:03:49 Well now it might not be The sexiest But at 30 I did this Like You didn't have to though That's my point I don't want it
Starting point is 02:03:56 Just light the ball up I don't want it I don't want it But once you could grow The full beard It don't even matter Like the bald head is like The hair is to what
Starting point is 02:04:02 Appear younger You know what When I was watching Niggas in quarantine Like when when quarantine first started, the grays was popping up. Niggas was in their natural godly self, however God made you. I was like, your niggas look like shit. Like, I don't understand.
Starting point is 02:04:18 If you look like this, like the girls be facetuning shit. If you look like this, why are you niggas dying to grays? Why are y'all Beijinging the corners Like you don't I think it looks stupid That's me It does When it's excessive Like some dudes literally have no hairline
Starting point is 02:04:34 And they Beijing it And it's like fam you look crazy But then there's some that have a nice decent hairline And there's just certain spots that's light And you can Beijing that a little bit And you can see Beijing Yeah you can Especially with these 4K TVs
Starting point is 02:04:45 I don't care how good it is Bro this I can see it This 4K shit Bro You know how many guys I'm like Oh he's been lying to me
Starting point is 02:04:52 All these years Like you see it on TV Do you feel betrayed Yeah I'm like Oh you I'm like You got oxtail sauce In your hair
Starting point is 02:04:59 I don't mind the grays though Like I'm 30 And I have some in my beard Yeah I'm on it I don't mind the grays Yeah The grays is not a have some in my beard Yeah I don't mind I don't mind the grays Yeah The grays is not a problem I don't have them in my hair
Starting point is 02:05:07 But my beard for sure Like I would love to die Despite this lighting I mean I still I still got a hairline But I keep it low Just to ease y'all into When I have to get rid of it
Starting point is 02:05:16 But white people don't matter Like I feel like your corn is Cause I feel like Rory's corn is White people don't know Just stop right there Joe I like it White people don't matter You're right right there, Joe. I like it. White people don't matter.
Starting point is 02:05:28 You're right, white people don't matter. That's not what I meant, though. Like I tell my, like Michael Paul, he's not white. He does white people shit. In the winter, he's kind of white.
Starting point is 02:05:35 But like I said, I'm like, you could get off your corners leaving, not shaving your beard. Like Rory's corner is leaving. If he just let his beard woof, nobody would care.
Starting point is 02:05:44 He would look fine. I just said, once you have your full beard. Don't say that. My corner is is leaving. If he just let his beard woof, nobody would care. He would look fine. I just said, once you have the full beard. Hey, don't say that. My corner is still here. I'm not shaving a beard until we get a new deal. And no new deal came no time soon, and he had to have that beard forever. He looked great. His fiance loved him more.
Starting point is 02:05:56 I loved him more. Like, he was a better man. Then he shaved it. Like, ah, Patreon. Like, nigga, you look whack now. Like, go back. Yeah, he looks stupid. Like, parts gonna look crazy when the long, you look whack now. Like, go back. Yeah, he looks stupid. Like, Parks is going to look crazy when the long hair leave.
Starting point is 02:06:07 I'm used to it now. It looks beautiful. Somebody just posted a clip of us from a while ago, and Parks was in the shot. Like, I think we first started recording at Parks. And you got the straight, you got like a Rory cut. Yeah. You look crazy.
Starting point is 02:06:21 I'm looking at you now and looking back at you. That's how Parks used to look. Yeah, crazy. I remember his eyebrows trying to while out I liked it I liked it longer too
Starting point is 02:06:28 the curly locks you're not gonna cut this not cut it but not go back to the I might have to cut it for the wedding nah put that shit
Starting point is 02:06:34 in a bun you might kill the bun Parks ain't a bun guy nah he might kill the bun but I mean I'm not saying I'm not saying I want the wedding bun
Starting point is 02:06:42 you know what I mean I'm not saying the hip's the bun oh okay do you have your best man figured out? Yeah yeah I think I still might have to inform somebody She has hers figured out?
Starting point is 02:06:50 I have more than her though Is it the same number? No I have more It doesn't but that can get awkward I don't know how we're going to pull that off Like the walk down It's going to be some homies. A homie couple walking down.
Starting point is 02:07:08 Any wedding. Just call me. I walk like the ladies. I ain't got nobody. No, the ladies got it. There's enough ladies. Oh, it's more men. Typical.
Starting point is 02:07:15 Oh, yeah. Nah, leave me. Leave me sitting in the back. I'm going to say something that's probably wrong. It's okay. We got to edit button. In my experience. No, let's leave it.
Starting point is 02:07:23 It's the edge. In my experience, the guy and the leave it. It's the edge. In my experience, the guy and the best man, they knew each other for life. They're like friends for real. They might jump in front of the bullet for one another. The girls.
Starting point is 02:07:38 She's got a very tight group of girlfriends. Stop right there. Not what I'm saying. I believe on the girl's side all of the bridesmaids are close to the wife just not
Starting point is 02:07:50 maybe so much close to each other oh yeah oh okay I see what you're saying they may not some of them may not know each other I feel like the best men or whatever it's called
Starting point is 02:08:01 I don't know they all know each other yeah that's all I'm saying that's all I'm saying sometimes and even if they don't you run with the same type of people for the most part. Yeah. Like, they'll get along.
Starting point is 02:08:12 You like to drink beer and talk shit too? Just off the strength. Like, yeah, you cool because you hang with my man. We have similar interests, whatever. Right. Yeah. That bridesmaid thing get a little messy. Like, that bitch thinks she cute.
Starting point is 02:08:22 Yeah. Like, anytime my partner was a bridesmaid, and she went, and I sat in the audience watching, it was like, yeah, you don't know these bitches. And she's like, oh, we're all doing our hair and our makeup, all that jazz. We all look great. Oh, it's awesome. These are my besties now.
Starting point is 02:08:38 We exchanged numbers. That's why they usually have, like, the bachelorette weekend, stuff like that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Aggressive. That don't exist no more. Shit. It still exists. That weekend, stuff like that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Aggressive. That don't exist no more. Shit. It still exists.
Starting point is 02:08:48 That shit, they going everywhere. Tossing it to you. No, the girls link up and squat up. No, no, no, no. Have their little party. Let's bring it back to you. Oh, okay. Your bachelor party.
Starting point is 02:08:57 Oh, it's going to turn up. And is she having a bachelor party? I think so, yeah. I want to cancel that for my wedding. You don't want her to have a bachelor party? No. Why not? Because I want to cancel that for my wedding you don't want her to have a bachelor party no why not because I want to come
Starting point is 02:09:09 you want to go you can't go to her bachelor party I've been to like a split like a co-ed bachelor bachelor party it was actually wasn't bad but it's not the same I had fun at the one I went to
Starting point is 02:09:18 yeah I feel like somebody on 11 hip hop did that your wife is sucking dick at the bachelor party huh you said what your wife is sucking dick at the bachelorachelorette party. Huh? You said what? Your wife is sucking dick
Starting point is 02:09:26 at the bachelorette party. I'm hoping you weren't going to repeat it. I'm not talking about it. I know that. I'm talking about the wall. She's not, man. He didn't get to the girlfriend speech.
Starting point is 02:09:33 I can say this to him. I can say this to him. No, she's not, man. She's sucking dick at the bachelorette party. One last dick. I don't think that's fun for them. One last dick.
Starting point is 02:09:43 You think your wife don't want to suck one last dick? You think yours is the dick she want to live with? Yeah, I'm the last dick she will be sucking. God, I hope not. This is the last dick. This is the last one. It stops right here.
Starting point is 02:09:53 Your wife is doing something at the bachelor party. Yours. Yours and mine. They might land with somebody that loves them. Nah. We don't. All right. Whoever I want to marry, the shit that turns me on, gets my wheels going, she's going to
Starting point is 02:10:05 wild out. I'm going to be no-no. What's it called? The dancing bear? Yeah. The guy that comes in and swings his dick all around. Yeah, they start sucking him off. I thought you were talking about cuckolding.
Starting point is 02:10:14 Well, I think that's- Joe want to go to that bachelorette party. I heard Joe somewhere. They said you want to go to that bachelorette party. I said I love you, bro. We shouldn't skip over that part of what you said of when you want to go to that bachelor party. I said I love you, bro. We shouldn't skip over that part of what you said of when you have to go to the wedding and she's in the wedding party
Starting point is 02:10:29 and you don't know anybody there. Why did you invite me? That's awkward. I don't go. I'm literally sitting here. Unless I know, if I know who's getting married. And then you put me at the weird people table. Like, we all don't really know why we're here table. That's the singles table.
Starting point is 02:10:46 I can't wait for Rory to do Love & Hip Hop. I'm going to have the best year of my life when that happens. Joe, they called me when you were doing it, and I laughed obnoxiously on the phone and then had to apologize for how I reacted because it was rude. So I'm going to see Kimbella get married to Jewels. Love them. Mona invited me.
Starting point is 02:11:04 It's one of those. You're a plus one? Sins in the wedding. One of those. Okay. Content. Scripted. Yeah, a Mona wedding. We were together too. Oh shit. We were together when that happened. And shout out to them too because that did look like a beautiful wedding. It was a real beautiful wedding.
Starting point is 02:11:19 It looked great. Shout out to Wells and Kimbella. You know it's a sign seating in a wedding. But this is a TV show. Where was you assigned? Guess. Front. Guess. Next to Sin.
Starting point is 02:11:28 Guess. Front. On the side of the women. Right next to an ex of mine. Some ex was close by. Right next to an ex of mine. Directly. In a bottle.
Starting point is 02:11:37 Mona Scott Young. They made sure she had a drink in her hand. In a collapsible table. This must be a coincidence. I can't sit next to my ex while my mane is in the wedding. That can't happen. I'm going to sit somewhere else, okay? I thought I had that covered on reality TV.
Starting point is 02:11:54 I showed them. I tricked Mona, didn't I? Ha, ha, ha, ha. There's another ex. Wow. It's so odd that all these cups are filled and readily available to throw it in someone's face. Right, right. What are these doing here?
Starting point is 02:12:04 This table seems flimsy as if someone could be thrown right through it. I should call Mona right now. This will be so fun, but I'm ready to go. I got to meet Steve Stout somewhere. Listen, fucking, the funny. I should call Mona right now, but I have to get to a Steve Stout. That was filthy. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 02:12:27 Have some dignity. Have some self-respect. Just a little bit. Rory said sneak me in the whole concert. That's real shit. That's the point. And I didn't say have self-respect. Because I had too much self-respect to hit.
Starting point is 02:12:41 To miss it? Well, that too. But to be that guy the day of, to be like, hey, I know everyone's hitting you. Can I get a ticket? Nah, I sneak in like a real one. And that's what the fuck I did.
Starting point is 02:12:53 That's real shit. You wouldn't understand that. Go talk to Mona and Steve. It's cool. Real ones gonna sneak into Webster Hall. And I'm talking shit about Roy. But in a moment of transparency, Hov, I got the tickets from you and tried to
Starting point is 02:13:07 walk over to the VIP section and boy did they tell us to get the fuck out of here let me see your wristband that's the wrong color fan he didn't tell me that. He said, I thought it was all access. It was general. A little light G.A. That's funny when you get your shit from Roll Call. You bust that shit open, it's just general admission tickets. I'm like, yo, fam, I ain't got no access, no VIP, no access, credentials, nothing. I hate on that because the amount of times I've done that to people that have annoyed me for tickets. That means they fuck with you.
Starting point is 02:13:43 And then they've had to hit me more. They handled me at that VIP. And when my ego told me to hit Hov, he was on the stage. That's when I realized how stupid I look. That's when I realized how stupid I look. And either way, he was getting pretty for sure. He was in the middle of an exclusive freestyle that's never been heard before. I'm like, yo, man, yo, you gave me the right shit.
Starting point is 02:14:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sure about this color Sean Sean that is hilarious no what was even more disrespectful about the passes I feel like
Starting point is 02:14:14 cause he did like actual like money yeah and I feel I feel like the VIPs got a hundred dollar bills in they shit
Starting point is 02:14:21 y'all had one no it was one dollar it was one dollar it was a it was a coin yeah it was $1. It was $1. It was a coin? Yeah. It was a dollar bill. It was a second joint? Do we enjoy it?
Starting point is 02:14:29 Yeah, Rory's a soldier. I snuck Rory in a puff party like Rory beats. Real shit. Yo, those are two parties that shouldn't have never worked. You just put them
Starting point is 02:14:37 under the frock? Those were two that just I feel like Rory didn't have to sneak. When Rory was saying that? He didn't have to sneak in a puff party. I seen a few people
Starting point is 02:14:43 that was at puffs parties. Yeah, Joey could have gotten it. Well, I disagree with that. Puff't have to sneak in a Puff's party. I've seen a few people that was at Puff's party. And I, yeah. Jory could have gotten in. Well, I disagree with that. Puff at the party would need to sneak in. I thought Roy could have gotten the whole concert. It was some people that was at Puff's party that should not have been there. Yeah, but Puff, that's different.
Starting point is 02:14:56 No, I've seen girls' Instagram and I was like, wait, what? She's at Puff's party? He's at Puff's? Nah. Same, bro. Hell no. I understand people not getting in a Puff party. You can't just get in a Puff's party he's at Puff's nah same bro hell no I understand I understand people not getting to Puff's party
Starting point is 02:15:07 you can't just get to Puff's party no even the niggas that's not supposed to be there that got there like they had a scam well maybe they did
Starting point is 02:15:16 it was a good once I saw some people there I was like Rory he's fine this person is dead and we showed up on time no parties that's the other thing
Starting point is 02:15:26 me and Joe got there before anybody oh y'all were the early birds yes the fuck we was and yo y'all laughing three before nine y'all laughing
Starting point is 02:15:34 cause those parties get so fucking crazy that we had the ideal section cause we just sat there first we arrived on the day Fred Hampton got
Starting point is 02:15:43 wait I gotta learn how to do that if I'm gonna come back to got Wait I gotta learn how to do that If I'm gonna come back to the game I gotta learn how to do that How does Hope do that? But he don't just wait he like coughs first I arrived on the day Fred Hampton got Wait I can't do this That's how you gotta do it catch your thought
Starting point is 02:16:00 Yo me and Rory got to that party at 8 o'clock That's nasty I watched the sunset on that beautiful water Catch your thought. Like, no, wait, wait, wait. That ain't right. Yo, me and Rory got to that party at 8 o'clock. That's nasty. Sun was still out. I knew it. I watched the sunset on that beautiful water. I knew it was too early when Puff was getting dressed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was there in my outfit, but Puff was getting dressed in the bathroom.
Starting point is 02:16:17 I mean, I'm going to kill him with this tonight. You all got dressed at 3 o'clock in the afternoon? Yeah, man. No, that might have been his first change. You know, his first change. He had like seven outfits. You guys got dressed at 3. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rory, help me get dressed. Do my cufflinks. Yeah, we had no outfits his first change. You know, he had like seven outfits. You guys got dressed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:16:27 Roy, help me get dressed. Do my cufflinks. Yeah, we had no outfits. 6 p.m. I had to teach him how to tie a bow tie. I knew something was wrong when he was later than me. Oh, I forgot. Never mind.
Starting point is 02:16:39 I arrived in a day Fred Hampton got. Wait. Yeah, yeah. When she walked in before or do anything or allude to anything I just immediately went chill that ain't worth it you know how like
Starting point is 02:16:57 when your girl mentioned an ex but like funny like in a real degrading way like ooh that bitch will wear anything that was a fun night though like in a real degrading way like what do you want me to say like ooh that bitch will wear anything that was a fun night though
Starting point is 02:17:09 real good night real good night and rest in peace Kim Porter and that B-side show was the greatest Alex Toshibana bring that bag down
Starting point is 02:17:16 Maul you had a question about Valentine's Day that we can't ask after Valentine's Day so I want you to ask it now So we can unpack it When our fans need it most
Starting point is 02:17:29 Women that Because they always like to say Men like to pick fights before Valentine's They pick arguments So they don't have to get nothing But what about women that do that? Yeah, there's some shit for y'all Oh, we got some giftesses?
Starting point is 02:17:43 Yeah, my man Six Man He sent y'all some shit once again. I don't know what name he's on. Do you have a box cutter? Or a key? You know he's got the razor under the tongue. I use my bare hands. Hold up, man.
Starting point is 02:17:55 I arrived on the day Friday. Did y'all ever try to put a razor under your tongue? No. I tried once. I don't understand how people did that. I did it. It's a really difficult thing. My tongue bled for a week.
Starting point is 02:18:08 Yeah. I don't. Yeah, shout out to my man, Six Man. He sent y'all some, it was supposed to be Christmas gifts, but he had the wrong address.
Starting point is 02:18:15 Oh yeah, he DM'd me and said, yo, not like he was looking for a thank you, but he was like, yo, I sent him all a bunch
Starting point is 02:18:23 of stuff for y'all. Did y'all ever get it? I thought maybe you DM'd me and say thanks. he was like, yo, I sent him all a bunch of stuff for y'all. Yeah, he sent... Like, did y'all ever get it? Like, I thought maybe you'd DM me and say thanks. I was like, I ain't gonna shit. He sent... It was the wrong address, but then he had to send it back, so... Let's see what's going on
Starting point is 02:18:34 up in this piece live on the air. Christmas gift. That's hilarious. Nah, that's hilarious. Got you the mag. That's mad mags Now you don't gotta bring The house slippers here no more Boom Got you the mags
Starting point is 02:18:53 You said something for you And Remy in there That's dope You want the rainbows Or the baby blues Not the Dior sneakers That I killed on air Yeah
Starting point is 02:19:02 You know what I'm saying I can fit this. My feet are not this small. Yeah, you can fit that. Those are the big slippers. Comfy joints. Right in there. Oh, big stepper.
Starting point is 02:19:13 Yeah, big stepper. Y'all want y'all's? Yeah. Yeah. Don't fly. I got the Jordan 1s. I bet you did. Only me.
Starting point is 02:19:23 No, but no. Those are the Jordan 1s. Oh, okay. Yeah. me. No, but no. Those are the Jordan 1s. Oh, okay. Yeah. Shout out to the six man. You know what I mean? He fucked with us. Friend of the show.
Starting point is 02:19:30 Came off the bench. Yo. You know what I mean? Wanted to get y'all some Christmas gifts. Those is fire. These is hard. Those is fire. This is my bag.
Starting point is 02:19:37 I want those though. This is great. Yeah, those is fire. I want the Air Max. I want the Air Max. The 97s. Yeah. Those is fire.
Starting point is 02:19:42 Hold up, man. Those is comfy. Those is the mags though. That's a big deal. I know. Rory got the Travis's. No, these is the. The Jordan. Hold up, man. Those is comfy. Those is the mags, though. That's a big deal. I know. Rory got the Travises. No, these is the Dior's. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:19:49 These is the joints that I killed, but I love. Yeah. You can get comfy around the house now, kid. This is cozy. Now, I might wear these out. You going to step out with those? You talking about the crib? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 02:20:01 Shout out to the six men. No, these are hard. All right. I got a question. Good guy. No, thank you, man. For real. If you're looking, thank you. No, no, no, no, no. Before you get's hard Alright I got a question Good guy Nah thank you man For real If you're looking Thank you
Starting point is 02:20:07 No no no Before you get to thinking I have a question How I know these is mine Your name is on the box It says your name on it I don't see it Where
Starting point is 02:20:15 Well my box says Rory Where Sorry Where I arrived on a day Fred Hampton That's not how I wait Wait
Starting point is 02:20:21 He didn't cough that way Oh That's your name you wrote that no no no you wrote that you wanted me to add a Wale's
Starting point is 02:20:32 now those are fine I mean they all one size fit all if y'all want to switch you can do whatever you want I'm just saying like I mean I want to switch with somebody
Starting point is 02:20:42 those are fine though yeah you don't like those Joe is that kid at like the birthday party I mean I want to switch with somebody those is fire though yeah you don't like those Joe was that kid at like the birthday party that was like I already had these hey those is fire right E
Starting point is 02:20:52 you fucking with I'm fucking with those those are hard you spoiled little fuckers I'm fucking with those in the crib they are hard yeah in the crib
Starting point is 02:20:59 hell yeah throw those on I'm fucking with those I like them so listen while we at it they look great Parks while we at it They look great Parks While we at it Nestle and Swoosh God
Starting point is 02:21:09 Sent us something too Last week We didn't shout it out But the air forces That came Along with the hats Okay Look at us
Starting point is 02:21:18 Unboxing on here Yeah come on I didn't ask you To give me that on here Look at you I arrived in Yo Can we not skip over what Parks just said? We're doing unboxing videos on our podcast.
Starting point is 02:21:32 The day, one time I asked a girl what she was doing today, and she said, I have a bunch of unboxing videos to shoot for IG. No longer wanted to speak to that woman. Who sent these? Ness and Swishgar sent these. Okay. The hats. Thank you. The Nesson Swishgar sent these. Okay. The hats. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:21:46 The sneakers. Yes, thank you. Everything. They're fans of the pod. They're also musicians. They're artists. They got joints out there. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 02:21:55 Thank you. Yeah, no. Can I always take some A1s? We got any more boxes? I think that's it for today. Any more? No. I think that's everything.
Starting point is 02:22:04 Oh, okay. Somebody send us some more shit? My P.O. box? I think that's it for today anymore no I think that's everything oh okay somebody send us some more shit my P.O. box it's here unbox the halal alright sleepers hey unbox that chicken over rice
Starting point is 02:22:14 I arrived on a date wait that's not how it went how does he do that so cool man how would y'all do let me hear I wouldn't
Starting point is 02:22:23 that's the difference if you have a smoker's cough it wouldn't y'all are fucking scared I'll start like How would y'all do? Let me hear. I wouldn't. That's the difference. If you have a smoker's cough, it wouldn't. Y'all are fucking scared. I'll start really coughing. Y'all aren't scared to rap anything. Congratulations to Jay-Z, nominated or soon to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
Starting point is 02:22:34 of Fame. Bring up the whole list. I have an issue with that. Let's not just be hove. Why? I get it. I get why y'all are shooting. Because the other nominees are Mary J., K-Bush, Devo, Foo Fighters, the Go-Go's.
Starting point is 02:22:43 Oh, no, the Foo Fighters. I love the Foo Fighters and the Go-Go's. I love the Foo Fighters and the Go-Go's. Iron Maiden, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan. LL Cool J. Rage, come on, man. Rage Against the Machine. No, that's the other one.
Starting point is 02:22:54 Me and A-Rad made it. Knew the album, did things. Wasn't ready at the time. Knew they'd see it in the future. Dionne Warwick. And Dionne Warwick. I love this. I hate this. That's a squad. De Dionne Warwick. I love this. I hate this.
Starting point is 02:23:06 That's a squad. Devo? This is a crazy list. Wait, and how many can get in? I don't know if there's a limit. Oh, and Tina Turner? Oh, that's crazy. Wait, Tina Turner ain't been in? Yeah, I figured Tina Turner would be in there.
Starting point is 02:23:24 I just wish we had A hip hop hall of fame I mean I don't wanna Hate on this There's nothing to hate on But they're taking our greats They're taking NWA Run DMC
Starting point is 02:23:32 Biggie Jay Z Fucking Mary LL Like I do wish Why are we going in rock I do wish they would
Starting point is 02:23:39 Find a way to read Have you ever been though Cause it's really A beautiful museum I've never been It's really really It's a rock and roll museum Yeah it's dope It's in Cleveland Next time you ever been though? Because it's really a beautiful museum. I've never been. It's really, really like... Is it a rock and roll museum? Yeah, it's dope.
Starting point is 02:23:45 It's in Cleveland. I was going to say, Next time you're in Cleveland, go check it out. That shit is fire. I understand what you're saying. The hip hop museum wouldn't be in Cleveland, man.
Starting point is 02:23:54 The hip hop museum should be right here in New York. Yeah. Put this shit in New York. Bronx. Give us a hall of fame. It's one in the Bronx. Give us a hall of fame.
Starting point is 02:24:02 They're trying now and they bought the spot. No, they're really trying now. I was part of the committee until health problems happened with a certain person, but they did buy a spot in the South Bronx for the Hip Hop Museum. Okay. Is it the one on the concourse? It's right by Sin City.
Starting point is 02:24:19 So in between the concourse and Sin City. Oh, gotcha. Okay, okay, okay, gotcha. So it's in a weird place now, but it is supposed to come. And as soon as health issues can subside, we need it. I've been on the committee for it. So for now, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is still a prestigious honor. It is.
Starting point is 02:24:38 1,000%. It is. We shouldn't just gloss over that. And they donated lots of, from my knowledge to like music education and shit like that so right like
Starting point is 02:24:47 from what I know they seem to be a solid organization and I'm not mad at it because rock and roll is a black absolutely genre yeah
Starting point is 02:24:56 of music as well so not mad at it I do just think a real hip hop hall of fame we would do it properly like real real proper it needs to have its
Starting point is 02:25:07 own entity because there's certain artists i mean you got to be jay-z nwa lo cool j run dmc to get into this there's so many hip-hop artists that deserve recognition that aren't on this plateau these type of people i agree i agree so I feel it. But congrats to the nominees. Absolutely. It's huge. Before we get out of here, rest in peace Larry Flint. Yes, the Hustlers. Rest in peace Chick Corea. Legendary
Starting point is 02:25:35 keyboard player. Been sampled a million times. He played with everybody. Miles Davis and you name it. He played with them. Larry Flint, the Hustler magazine founded the outspoken First Amendment activists who built an adult entertainment empire died Wednesday at his Hollywood Hills
Starting point is 02:25:51 at his Hollywood Hills home his nephew Jimmy Flint Jr. tells CNN he was 78 years old I think it was 1978 where when he was shot and paralyzed from the waist down I think that was 78 y'all can check that yourself. But yeah, Pornographic Magazine
Starting point is 02:26:10 has a 90 point arrest in peace. How did he pass? They didn't show you. No, it said heart failure. Failure? Yeah. Got it. The People vs. Larry Flit was a great movie, by the way, if you've never seen it. I haven't. I'll have to check it out yeah it was
Starting point is 02:26:25 Woody Harrelson Woody Harrelson yeah good movie I wanted to talk to you because I finally did see the movie with Zendaya
Starting point is 02:26:33 and Zendaya Malcolm and Marie yeah how you feel about it I loved the first hour and 15 minutes of it so the last 40 minutes you didn't like
Starting point is 02:26:42 none that I didn't like but I didn't need it like my soul was fed after an hour and 15 minutes of it. So the last 40 minutes you didn't like? None that I didn't like but I didn't need it. Like, my soul was fed after an hour and 15. Like, that was enough toxicity for me.
Starting point is 02:26:50 I cried. Reminded me of mad arguments that I've had in real relationships. Like, I love the cinematography, the artsiness of it. I see why y'all
Starting point is 02:26:58 fucked everybody. But why do y'all feel like because Park said it was toxic. I didn't get toxic from that because they weren't, they weren't. You never lived it. No, that doesn't, y'all keep trying to throw shots at me like I don't get toxic from that because they weren't. You never lived it. No, that doesn't.
Starting point is 02:27:06 Y'all keep trying to throw shots at me like I don't have. I didn't. No, that was a compliment. I thought that was a compliment. No, what I'm saying is this. It's not toxic because they weren't over-talking each other. They weren't like they gave each other the room to speak. The things they said to each other was toxic.
Starting point is 02:27:19 They're being mean to each other on purpose. But even in that moment, I didn't take that as toxic because I don't feel like, I feel like that was just everything coming out in that moment. I don't feel like they ever spoke about any of that shit.
Starting point is 02:27:34 And it just all spilled out that night. I don't feel like there's ever a point in a relationship where everything should come out. All your thoughts. I disagree. I don't think that you should
Starting point is 02:27:41 intentionally gut your fucking... Some of that shit they were saying, yeah, they was, yo, every time one read the other and they got progressively worse, I was like, damn, what do you even say to that? And then they found a worse read to read back. Right.
Starting point is 02:27:55 Like when he was like, yo, you a junk head, crack head, you never been shit. When he went on that whole run, I was like, game over. It wasn't over. No. She came right back. Fan, you a nobody, nigga. Like, without me, what have you created on your own?
Starting point is 02:28:12 Like, they was going, oh, you can't. That's not stuff you should say to your partner when you love them and want to build them. And that's what I'm saying. No matter how bad the fight is. Sometimes you take a time out from the fight to walk away so you don't say things you'll regret. They said everything that you would regret saying to your partner that's why i'm calling it toxic yeah yeah i didn't get toxic from it i think that all of that she just spilled out as a result of her mentioning something and asking a question and it just
Starting point is 02:28:36 went from there but i don't feel like this was a toxic thing if your girl comes to you maul and says you made this hoodie because of me nigga you never had you never fam that's my hoodie i'm elizabeth taylor i wore lipstick for whatever she says right and then you 20 minutes later tell her all the women that you fucked and who really inspired this hoodie that was nuts when that was crazy yo since you asking me when i fucked shorty in 97 i put her in the first scene. Right. That was my bae.
Starting point is 02:29:07 Fuck the shit out of her brain. She called me for the next two years. Like, your partner don't need to hear a long, drawn-out version of what you did and who you pulled from, right? Agreed. That could hurt.
Starting point is 02:29:16 And she said that. She was like, you didn't have to go to the heart-shaped bathtub. Fam, he said, and I felt her on this. She called back to it. You mentioned scissors to my wrists? Yeah. Come on, fam. felt her on this. She called back to it. You mentioned scissors to my wrist?
Starting point is 02:29:26 Yeah. Come on, fam. That's a... Come on, fam. Come on, Maul. That's fucked. It don't get more toxic than that. But then he said...
Starting point is 02:29:32 It don't get more toxic than that. He said we were fighting. We were throwing jabs. She don't say that. He said the gloves were off at that point. You know what I'm saying? As someone who has dated someone that had... A couple people, really, that have self-harmed,
Starting point is 02:29:43 I could never imagine... You don't-harmed. I could never imagine. You don't throw that jab. I could never imagine. She said that though. She said definitely. That's why I was talking about it. I could never imagine. And there was reason.
Starting point is 02:29:53 There was times where I would maybe feel like digging that deep. I could never. That never even came across the fucking screen. It affected you directly. Yeah. That's deep. That's a deep dig. But even in that, I think it was beautiful the way they both gave each other the space to talk like you know i mean that's a way to look at it i guess
Starting point is 02:30:14 that's because it was a movie yeah and it would have been hard to hear people yell over each other in a movie people yell over each other in movies all the time yeah but not for what i'm saying i just love the way they got through and sifted through whatever issue they had okay i think it was i think it was for the most part um respectful i know hurtful things were said but again it wasn't like it was like okay you said that let me respond to that clearly they both this is their bag you know for me she smoked his rose so much i am gonna take my guy's advice and go back and watch Euphoria yeah
Starting point is 02:30:46 I'm not familiar with Disney work I've never seen Euphoria but I thought she killed this no she's a great actress she is she's a great actress
Starting point is 02:30:55 yeah this was my introduction to her great actressing and John John Washington is um he's a great actor as well I think this was his my guy this was his his moment and I mean he's a great actor as well I think this was his
Starting point is 02:31:05 my guy this was his his moment and I mean he's been great in Ballers and all the other movies that he's done
Starting point is 02:31:12 but hey confession when she made The Craft in the front that was after I saw that meme with a white lady
Starting point is 02:31:20 and I said to myself that would be better with some Flamin' Hot Cheetos that's all I got helletos that's all I got I'm playing a sleeper that was a spicy slave slop my guy sent me some joints
Starting point is 02:31:36 a long time ago they all were fire he was trying to get his album out and now we got a record I'm assuming that the album is coming real soon huge fan of Tone Stiff y'all know how I give it up. Here's the new record. This is called FWM. Tone Stiff.
Starting point is 02:31:51 Can't wait for that project. Let's go. Airhorn, you know the vibes. Use your butt. Money stacks, I don't care. Shut the back of my mouth. Big dog, I'm the boss, type of energy Got the club going up, they all fuck with me
Starting point is 02:32:10 Champagne and Ciroc and some Hennessy If you keep on making problems, you gotta leave Got the club going up and they fuck with me Why you so uptight? You came in the wrong place You know what you like, girl, you know you wanna stay Them girls, they be tired, they too busy being fake And I don't fuck with that shit Girl, you know you should be living your life
Starting point is 02:32:40 You know that you got it Mercedes, you driving You should be excited Three shots of that white We finally vibin' Oh yeah The way you work in them red bottom pills Girl, that's heavenly Baby, you decide if you fuck with me Showin' all the signs Girl, I know you're freaky Oh-oh-oh-oh-aky Money stacks, all in cash, got the bag on me Big dog, I'm a boss, type of energy
Starting point is 02:33:13 Got the club going up, they all fuck with me Champagne is her out, guess I'm in a seat If you keep on making problems, you gotta leave Got the club goin' up, and they fuck with me I heard him at all, he opened that thing at all I heard it's some toy, I'm just gonna keep on You and your girls can talk crap, you know what it is Cause it's the weekend. I'll make it easy
Starting point is 02:33:46 It's all on me Cuz I ain't coming down Girl, you know what I'm about Going up in here right now. Where you working there at bottom hills girl, that's heavenly Baby, you decide if you fuck with me Showing all the signs, girl, I know you freaky Money stacks, all in cash, got the bag on me Big dog, I'm a boss, type of energy Got the club going up, they all fuck with me Champagne and syrup, get some Hennessy
Starting point is 02:34:31 If you keep on making problems, you gotta leave Got the club going up, they all fuck with me I didn't know. Shit, City Girls and- Brand new music. That's Tone Stiff. F-W-M. Can't wait for the album, my guy. Friend of the show. I love Tone Smith. That's Tone Stiff. F-W-M. Can't wait for the album, my guy. Friend of the show. I love Tone Smith.
Starting point is 02:35:08 He's amazing. But Parks was talking about the City Girls. Yeah, Rory, you're fucking somebody else. City Girls. Tone Smith. Tone Smith. Stiff, stiff, stiff. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:35:15 I'm sorry. City Girls and Issa Rae are collaborating, co-producing a HBO comedy series called Rap Shit. I can't wait. Who is this? Issa and who? The City Girls. I like it.
Starting point is 02:35:30 I think Issa said she would, because I know Jasmine Sullivan had tweeted something to her around the hotels project, and was like she was thinking about something that her and Issa could do, and I think Issa agreed to it. No, I think Issa tweeted that she would love to do the Hotels videos or something along those lines, and Jasmine was like, that would be the greatest thing ever.
Starting point is 02:35:51 I love Issa Rae and Jasmine. I love them both. And I love the City Girls. And nobody answered Lawrence FaceTime when he tried to do that little TikTok meme that's going on. It's mad cute on Insecure, nigga. Not no more. Yo, you're a hater.
Starting point is 02:36:07 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's the end of the pod. I'm just kidding, man. All right, I'm going to stick to throwbacks. We was in the hove bag. This is Saigon Jay-Z. This was still rocking with the dash.
Starting point is 02:36:20 Yo, this era of Just Blaze was one of my favorite Quiet as Kept. Yeah, me too. We're going to do it like this. One, two, three. Here we go. They put the world's most underrated On the record with the greatest of all time Can't no one debate it Some made it fun to say that I am gonna make it I will not lose Some of the shit he do is too understated Who you?
Starting point is 02:36:50 Saigon the dumb Let it be, prove to people I'm a phenomenon I'll pop a pussy person and play with my parmesan Come on baby, come on, come get it on with the guns You gotta be kidding me Who you think about and you lyrically get him? I gladly provide as a business, sissy My name is the boss, I'm the boss I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss,
Starting point is 02:36:58 I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I with the guns You gotta be kidding me, who you think about in me lyrically? Get em, I gladly provide as a business My name's Cy Gittin, this is my city
Starting point is 02:37:12 Whole splitter with me, go get em New York, and all the way to Cali, and the South will make you jump Don't touch the boys, don't move them, they're bumpin' up, you jumpin' Put your body in the truck, I whip your ass cold New York, and all the way to Cali, and the South will make you jump You ain't crazy, don't you blame me, don't you know it's Jay-Z When internet's acting the best, why won't you save me? Don't you hate me, come on baby, what's in our gravy? I took my lumps, coming up just like a box of babies My first style, maybe if I stutter, maybe
Starting point is 02:37:52 But then I slowed it down, bought it from the gutter, baby Matter of fact, I don't give a fuck where you rate me Regulators told me no, guess what the fuck that may be Super rich, stupid bitches know I'm super vicious Like standing over wounded man with two biscuits Let's get it clear like eucalyptus if you conflicted My flow is like the Cuban Missile Crisis Nigga my near missus is crisis I had a couple red Jews in the verse For all my niggas who like to listen like this
Starting point is 02:38:19 You gotta let it do what it do baby Come on Humpa, hanky-pumpa, make you jumpa, whack your body with a chumpa to do what it do baby come on more into that era of just because Just was spazzing at that time Yeah Still spazzing I know but like Personal
Starting point is 02:38:51 Like my personal favorite Was that time Alright I'm going to play a joint from Only because I was just thinking about Saha And I'm like I think a new New album even though he put it you know
Starting point is 02:39:05 the joint he did with Tidal but this one this one is dope on Sunday's album this is 80's Baby featuring BJ the Chicago Kid it's that shit
Starting point is 02:39:14 this whole album I'm on my way, y'all I'm on my way, yo, I'm on my way I'm on my way, yo, I'm on my way And my dish is just something buried up in your stomach I feel the effects on them drinks every time that you vomit Smoking cigarettes, you said you would stop, you told me, you promised I heard you arguing with a man, I can tell he didn't want it You don't know how it kills me when you taking them pills Or see how it scars me and all the pain that I feel I'm just here starving, you haven't gave me a meal
Starting point is 02:40:34 Why you think you ready to have this baby for real? Cause I'm on the way I'm on the way, I'm on the way, I'm on the way I'm on the way, I'm on the way Every time I kick, you still feel his little feet When I listen to my heart, I can barely hear the beat And trust me, I know it's hard in the belly of the beast We always moving around, we can never get no sleep You tell me you love me, every chance that you get
Starting point is 02:41:29 I hate the music that you like like when you dance in the den All the bruises on your arms is starting to damage your skin Mommy, you sure you wanna start a family with him? Cause I'm on the way I'm on the way, yeah I'm on the way I'm on the way, yeah I'm on the way, yeah Through all of this craziness going on Still I'm on my way out Through all of this craziness going on Still I'm
Starting point is 02:42:09 I'm on my way, yeah I'm on my way It's like you're a rose that froze But supposed to grow from my I'm on my way Mama, come on, because I'm on my way He don't even know I'm his son
Starting point is 02:42:25 I don't know how Alright, no, we gon' continue Long sleeve to cover the tracks on your arm I'm probably gon' be down in the Delta after I'm born Or livin' down in the shelter Hallelujah and Isaiah On holidays we get our food from Hosea He tried to cover me up like no one knew I was there
Starting point is 02:42:58 I'm almost 40 weeks, but nobody can tell I'm almost 40 weeks but nobody can tell I'm on my way I'm on my way, I'm on my way I'm on my way, I'm on my way, y'all I'm on my way That's Saha the Prince, 80s baby featuring BJ the Chicago Kid Off of his No Dope on Sundays project One of my favorite rap albums ever Yo, the intro to that fucking shit
Starting point is 02:43:38 The Amen joint Fire Crazy That was my little sweetie pie. How could I desert her? That intro was fire. It was. It's Dylan Month.
Starting point is 02:43:53 I'm playing Delonious by Common featuring Slum Village. Recipe's Dylan. Recipe's Dylan. He's still in, recipe's still in Yeah, yeah, play out your own risk Act like you know, bitch, I'm on some grown shit Yeah, yeah, play out your own risk Act like you know, bitch, I'm on some grown shit It's the Thelonious Super Microponus You know us, this rap shit, we bout to own it You know it, it's many me's tryna clone us
Starting point is 02:44:18 I got a bonus for the bitch, don't run a bonus I got a bonus for your bitch, don't run a bonus It's the Thelonious Super Microfonus No time to sleep, cause if you sleep you don't eat Gotta hold heat just to make ends meet Niggas living on the street while other niggas feast I ain't with you, it ain't I with me, right? Gotta make money on my life Gotta stay fucking bitches many types Yeah, you know what I'm talking about Yup, stay turning these bitches out, dick em down or so dick em out Those duck down whenever my dick's out, they know me so they restructure and reroute
Starting point is 02:44:54 They know me from Washington to down south, all the way to London to my niggas common house Right, it's like a game we never played out, out, out Nigga no doubt, nigga, you're not the fuck out Word up, just be about what you about, dawg You know what I'm sayin'? Just play out your own risk Act like you know, bitch I'm on some grown shit
Starting point is 02:45:13 It's the Thelonious Super Microbolus You know us, this rap shit, we bout to own it You know it I'm raw, dude, more juice than Sunkissed You want this? MJ, sayin' the rhyme, flawless Fly this? MJ, stay in the rhyme, flawless Fly like MJ in his prime Off the wall with mine
Starting point is 02:45:28 Some crap in my balls, wanna rhyme now Nines bustin', plus ball all the time Now stay on your mind like Ray Six You ain't on my mind, I'm thinkin' bout paychecks Niggas large like an 8X, save a Rex jacket Kony guns, they bust like latex Sex packets, MCs, they don't rhyme And boy, they line it, y'all They dyin' and ballin', man, we do all the time We do all the fine bitches, they bust like latex sex packets MCs, they don't rhyme and ball, they line it, y'all
Starting point is 02:45:45 They dyin' and ballin' round, we do all the time We do all the fine bitches, they fall in lines Me and my mans are somethin' like the soft sports They gettin' money a long time, and y'all sure My niggas bouncin' for a rise, and y'all sure You funny, dude? Cause really, you think you can do me when you over 500? That's really 320, should've left somebody else hook it
Starting point is 02:46:04 Numbers look crooked like King Kong shook it. I'm from where niggas bang at when they celebrate. That's how they play, don't let it be a holiday. The loneliest niggas, if you're testing us, we get you laid back. Show you the definition of a payback. That is Common featuring Slum Village, just the Slum Village parts. Rest in peace, Dilla. Happy D Village parts. Rest in peace, Dilla. Happy Dilla month.
Starting point is 02:46:27 Rest in peace, Dilla. And I'm reminded every year when it's his birthday and then unfortunately his death day shortly after of how much I hate quote unquote real hip hop fans. Why you say that? I've walked into a room of an app that will not be named to celebrate Dilla, and it was a bunch of fucking real hip-hop fans trying to kill anyone that was just simply asking,
Starting point is 02:46:52 like, hey, tell me more about Dilla. God, I hate y'all so much. That's trash. Like, on some real genuine, like, y'all want to learn more. That's true. God, y'all are fucking annoying. Yeah. If you weren't there
Starting point is 02:47:05 yeah like Jesus Christ these people are really asking yeah happy birthday to Rock Marcy oh yeah happy birthday to Rock Marcy I mean happy birthday to Rock Marcy
Starting point is 02:47:15 let him know Screamin' and uh I want to give a rest in peace to I want to give a rest in peace to Mayor Glenn Cunningham of Jersey City who passed away, man, long ago, like over a decade ago. But it's one of them pages that was just highlighting like greats from Jersey City. And I forgot about my guy, Glenn, who gave me the key to the city, man. Rest in peace.
Starting point is 02:47:38 Rest in peace to Glenn. Mayor Glenn, good guy. Real nice funeral down Montgomery Avenue. And rest in peace Rev Ron while I'm at it like listen last year gave me so much
Starting point is 02:47:48 so much death that now when names just pop in my head man I'm honoring the niggas man real shit I'm honoring them
Starting point is 02:47:55 I forgot certain niggas left and I'm celebrating life rest in peace Whitney Houston today is the anniversary of her death date right
Starting point is 02:48:03 when we're recording you just told her death date right When we're recording You just told me off air When we're recording Oh man good episode you guys Yeah I liked it I liked today too man Cool Thursday I normally struggle with the Thursdays
Starting point is 02:48:18 Cause you never know what Friday is gonna hold But today was cool I like this new basement And that's why man God has a funny sense of humor nobody killed this basement more than me. Behind your back. No that's usually how it happens with Toto. Kills everything and then once he's in it he goes in. Never gonna talk over the phone. Don't make me close or open my door I don't wanna hurt anymore Stay in my arms and feel the
Starting point is 02:48:54 My star you made me walk away from me I have nothing Nothing Nothing Keep us in your prayers No one listens at the last hour Keep us in your prayers Shout out to What am I saying Just close it You know we need to be there
Starting point is 02:49:20 Life is moments Life is moments life is moments we'll leave it at that life is a series of moments moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have until next time i bid you adieu arrivederci hasta la vista so long goodbye adios deuces what you you doing tomorrow Your Uber's outside In the meantime Remember that The baddies are insecure The stagnant women
Starting point is 02:49:50 Want to travel And the closed minded women Want you to teach them things Grab an ibuprofen Enjoy your headache You guys got a headache Coming on Monday too With Valentine's Day
Starting point is 02:49:58 Being on Sunday It's coming Don't worry about it Just take the pre-shit What's the shit you take off On the plane When you feel like Some shit is coming What's it called you take off on the plane when you feel like some shit is coming?
Starting point is 02:50:05 What's it called? Airborne. Airborne. Get you some airborne, buddy. Taking airborne in the crib is nasty. Airborne on the ground? You home. You are grounded, buddy.
Starting point is 02:50:15 Yo, have you? Y'all been watching the all-star voting from the fans? Oh, wait. Klay Thompson about to win. Yeah, I seen Charles was talking about that last week. Like, that's ridiculous. Nah, he's moving up for real in this current moment. I think I'm going to tell him I have to battle in a minute, I believe.
Starting point is 02:50:34 If he's an all-star, that's the funniest shit on earth. He better play. We voted him. It's all virtual anyway. I'm not watching no basketball, right? Just because I'm busy trying to get all of us raises. But my two basketball questions are, is Steve Nash going to ever call a play?
Starting point is 02:50:55 One. Does he need to, too? Yes, he does. No, they're cool. Fuck defense. Just go score. But two, is this Zach Levine stuff real? And I've been saying that for months.
Starting point is 02:51:12 Nah, but last time you said that, he dropped 70 or something crazy. No, and he's averaging 70 now. Yeah. He's not averaging 70. Every game. Check it. Pull a stats up. Yo, last night it said, yo, the Bulls set the record.
Starting point is 02:51:28 Zach Levine dropped eight threes, and Corey Wussismusface, who I hated at North Carolina, dropped, I don't know his name, whatever his name is. Stop trying to tell me his name. He dropped eight threes, too. And I'm like, there's a three-point record that Steph and Klay don't have? That's what I said. Zach Levine might really be the real deal, man.
Starting point is 02:51:48 Now he's bowling. Klay Thompson definitely hit more than eight threes in a game. No, teammates. Teammates. They both did it together. Oh, they both did. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:51:56 Because I think even Vince Carter has 15 threes in the playoffs. Yeah. That's some wild shit. That's some crazy. Zach is bugging, though. He hoop. Like, this is sustainable, it looks like now. Yeah. That's it. That. Zach is bugging though. He hope. Like this is sustainable it looks like now.
Starting point is 02:52:06 Yeah. That's it. That's all I have for basketball. I know y'all don't want to hear us talk sports anymore. I got it. Hold up. She's spazzing out.
Starting point is 02:52:14 She about to wig. Yo, you know you got some nerve to sponsor. Fix your planes. We're going to go. I'm just like, come on. We're going to get out of here. All the money you're dumping into this advertising.
Starting point is 02:52:34 Just come on. Give me a plane that's not from 1997. Hey. Is there another player that's going to come forward and say, nah, we shouldn't have no All-Star game? I don't know what they was thinking. Oh, wait, she ain't done it. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:52:52 Actually, man, this is different right here. Sorry, Ariana. Did you hear Ariana do this? No, I didn't hear that. You never heard Ariana do this? I love you. I love you. know. No, I never heard that. Yo, Moe. You never heard Ariana do this? No, not today. Moe, Moe, I love you.
Starting point is 02:53:05 I love you. Relax. What am I relaxing about? No, you just asked me. I never. Relax what? I never heard it. Why am I relaxing?
Starting point is 02:53:10 Because I don't even want to hear Ariana's name next to Whitney Houston. That's not what he said. Y'all are just so missing. Why you put y'all? She performed this live with the dude that wrote the record playing the piano. This is a cover. Whitney took this with somebody else. Like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 02:53:23 I just don't want to hear her voice when it comes to Whitney. I just don't. Because it's crazy. Y'all just be saying shit that don't. She performed at Aretha Franklin's funeral. He's still saying. You don't get to perform at Aretha Franklin's funeral if you're not one of the greatest voices. Period.
Starting point is 02:53:34 I think she has a great voice. She does have a great voice. One of the greatest voices. I was with you on her having a great voice. To answer your question, I have not heard her version of this. Look it up. That's it. Look it up whenever you have a moment.
Starting point is 02:53:42 That's all. Just look it up. Whenever you have a moment on YouTube, just look it up. Look up Ariana Grande performs this live with the guy, I forgot his name, that wrote the record. He's playing the piano. All right. I'm going to watch it.
Starting point is 02:53:53 Simple. Close it. No, not after you did that. I feel like this podcast was too great for you to wiggle and I said the end. Let me just end the podcast. What are you talking about? I didn't say that. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 02:54:13 Rory said that. Everybody was like, oh, stop, stop, stop. I'm not comparing it to Whitney. And Rory's staying by it. No, I didn't say anything. You can't stand by it if you've never seen the live performance of it. Keep us in your... I did that. can't stand body if you never seen the live performance of people. I said you're at the dead
Starting point is 02:54:44 All right, well that shit is great, but did you hear the Mack Wilde's cover? No? Oh, it's I Have Nothing. If you didn't hear it. The cover of what? Mack Wilde's cover of this. Cut it out.
Starting point is 02:54:56 This nigga's cut it out, man. What you talking about, man? This nigga's crazy. You ain't hear Ye Ali. Get him with this one. I don't imagine. Yeah, Ye Ali's soft enough. Oh, God.
Starting point is 02:55:10 All right, no, I'm leaving. I'm going to meet with Steve Stout. Let's debate. All right, one hook. All right. That's the wrong one. It's not that one. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 02:55:23 Not live at the White House? No. That is sound like you're about to go crazy. Whoever wrote it was playing a piano. That's the wrong one. It's not that one. Uh-oh. Not live at the White House? No. That just sounded like she was about to go crazy. Whoever wrote it was playing a piano. It's got his name. Turn it off before Maul was right. She about to wig. She could send her ass off.
Starting point is 02:55:33 Yeah, but that's not what Maul's arguing. She about to go crazy. No, that's not what I'm arguing. Oh, wait. Patty didn't want to hug her. Get off me. She's trying to hug Patty LaBelle. Get out of here, little colonizer.
Starting point is 02:55:48 Colonizer is just funny. That word is just funny. She killing it. Don't try not to turn it up, Rory. This is as loud as it goes. Oh, she ain't got no vibrato? How many times she did I Have Nothing? Celine Dion bored as hell.
Starting point is 02:56:03 Celine Dion, man. Don't make up. Mo, what do you think Celine Dion got to hell. Look at Celine Dion, man. Don't make up. Don't make up. Maul, what do you think Celine Dion got to say about your take? I don't really need to look very much further. I don't want to have to go where you don't follow. I hope. This is the wrong version.
Starting point is 02:56:20 Maul is not adamantly defending this version. Let me hear. Let me dial. Let me die. No. No, she's sick. And she has one of the best voices of the generation. Let me hear the white version of this. She's nice, man.
Starting point is 02:56:37 I told you. She is nice. Shut up. This is great. But it ain't Whitney. It's not Whitney. She's nice, though. Nobody's Whitney.
Starting point is 02:56:44 Chanel Monet. Chanel Monet is like. Celine Dion nice, though. Nobody's Whitney. Chanel Monet. Chanel Monet is like. Celine Dion is bored. Turn this off. Turn it down. That's it. Is that Celine Dion? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:56:54 Celine Dion where? That's not. Celine Dion where? Look at Jill Scott. Jill Scott is furious. Jill Scott's talking to somebody. She is disgusting. First of all, y'all playing the wrong version.
Starting point is 02:57:06 Y'all breaking down the wrong version. I didn't know she... All right. I told you that before you pressed play. I still thought she was killing this. She sounded good. I thought this was a good job. She could...
Starting point is 02:57:15 The fam, there's no debate. I found it. I found it. I found it. With David Foster, right? Yeah. My only debate with you is that... My only debate was that she was one of the best vocalists ever.
Starting point is 02:57:25 Not that she ain't. Like, if I'm making a list, I ain't going to name 50 names before her. Could I ask you this? If you're one of the greatest vocalists of your generation, would you not be considered one of the greatest vocalists ever? Depends on the generation. Yeah, no. Okay.
Starting point is 02:57:40 But I do agree. This generation. That's a good question. She's a phenomenal vocalist. I agree. This is the... No. Oh, yeah, it is. But that's not question. She's a phenomenal vocalist. I agree. Oh yeah, it is, but that's not. But it's a cell phone footage.
Starting point is 02:57:48 Yeah, I don't want to play that. But Maul, I was with you when you brought up her voice being one of the greats. I get it. I just don't have her as high as you have her. Of her generation? Of her generation, sure. Of pop singers? Okay, sure.
Starting point is 02:58:02 She's not in the Whitney conversation. That's what I'm saying. Who would ever put her there? Only Whitney is in the whitney conversation yeah like there's nobody in the whitney conversation there's nobody in the whitney conversation okay there's not many at least i just know if we came i could think of another two names maybe we came prepared for this debate i could put a lot of names before our uh ariana grande who Who? Celine Dion's in that conversation. Celine Dion has a crazy name. Barbra Streisand is in that conversation. I don't know about Barbra.
Starting point is 02:58:28 Hey, I'm out. Barbra? No, Barbra? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I'm with more. Barbra Streisand is not in a Whitney Houston conversation. I stopped.
Starting point is 02:58:41 I'm with you. I am with you. You said Barbra Streisand is not White Whitney No And not even close She can sing though We do a Patreon Are you still screaming?
Starting point is 02:59:03 Barbra Streisand Paul we're agreeing with you all left. We do a Patreon. He's still screaming. Barbra Streisand! Paul, we're agreeing with you. Get the fuck out of here, nigga. Are you one of those? Mariah? When he leaves, you start talking? Sure. That's two. That's two.
Starting point is 02:59:19 And she's still not there. Mariah is not Whitney. No, she's not. No, she's not Whitney. I was bugging with Barbra Streisand, but still. Yeah. Hey, Maul, come back so we can talk about Queen Latifah being the equalizer. Please. Please.
Starting point is 02:59:39 Queen Latifah's the equalizer. Come on, sit down. Yeah. Yo. Yo, who is called? I stumbled on that the equalizer. Come on, sit down. Yeah. Oh, yo. I stumbled on that the other night. How is it? I love Queen Latifah.
Starting point is 02:59:53 Of course. But she walked in that. Is she not the equalizer? It's just Queen Latifah, man. Let's save it, because I want to talk about this. This scene right here. This is where I turned to the channel on that scene. I didn't even know what this was. Have y'all seen Settling Off?
Starting point is 03:00:10 Yeah. All right, then. She's equalized. Look at her. She about to equalize. She's equalizing. She's fucking equalizing. No, I'm not expounding on this because I'm going to want to expound on this next episode.
Starting point is 03:00:27 Yo, listen. I didn't know what this was. It came on after the Super Bowl, right? Mm-hmm. I had to change channels. Of course. It's a big deal. It's a big gig.
Starting point is 03:00:41 You calling somebody? Look, now they hating. Hold up, man. You're sorry. You want somebody? Look, now they hatin'. Hold up, man. You say you're sorry. Where you going, man? See, there's some sayings on this.
Starting point is 03:00:52 I'm the only son on a tree. We laughed at all of this. We laughed at all of this. We laughed at all of this. You can't find me on the wall. You don't turn that shit off. Alright, nah, that wasn't your jam
Starting point is 03:01:06 At the fair And wanted the clown To be constantly clever Have I stayed too long at the fair? It's time to go. Yo, you two, you're missing all the fun. Bye. Oh, uh, what?
Starting point is 03:01:40 Press all that shit. You're not cool to me. You're not tough to me. You're not tough to me. You're not every step of your street dance is listening to you. It has to be with Eric. It was a kid in the Pacific, man. The effect is... I bought Libra Ribbons to tie up my hair.
Starting point is 03:02:02 Yes. Yes. A similar event did take place. You're right. You were right. Our research found a published report of a similar story. Yes, it was. A similar story happened to a young man in the Pacific Northwest for about 20 years.
Starting point is 03:02:17 It happened. A similar event took place. You're right again. You're right. A similar story happened to a teacher in the Florida area. This happened. You're wrong. You were correct.
Starting point is 03:02:29 It happened. This one took place. A similar story occurred in the state of New Jersey about 20 years ago. Why are those so funny? No, Joe Biden.

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