The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 455 | "From Bodega to Bottega"

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

In typical Joe Budden fashion, Pier 1 seems to be forgotten since its nationwide closures but Joe refuses to let the memory of the once prominent furniture store perish (13:10). Soon-after, leads the ...guys to a conversation dedicated to the etiquette of how to co-exist with an ex; stemming from the recent speculation of G Herbo appearing at his ex's party this past weekend (18:50). Stephen A. Smith finds himself in headlines after making insensitive comments regarding MLB's superstar Shohei Ohtani and not being held accountable for addressing Nigerian Olympic basketball players with the same respect (41:40), and Ice asks who has the 'Song of The Summer' thus far (1:10:00). Also, friend of the show, T-Pain begs for more creativity in music (1:16:35), DaBaby teaches a few kids a life-long lesson about attempting to hustle backwards (1:35:15) and MORE!   Become a Patron of the The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks Joe | 3 Doors Down - “Here Without You”    Ice | Loose Kannon Takeoff - “Run Game” (Ft. Doodie Lo)   Parks | IDK - “1995”   Ish | Yalee - “Like Money”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 turn now turn this on i didn't i didn't think i had to work concern myself about that with you i can't look at what songs you're playing no no damn you're going to dj no fam i've given you some suggestions that you'll play thank you but no you can't see how the sauce is getting why is he trying to see how the special sauce is made mcdonald's don't tell you how the sauce is getting... He cracked the laptop. It's made of salt. Why is he trying to see how the special sauce is made? McDonald's don't tell you how the sauce get made. Yo, this guy's nuts. Yo, look at the laptop he got. Yeah, because I seen you, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:00:36 I think if you work at McDonald's, you can see how the sauce is made, though. Thousand Island dressing. Yeah, but Thousand Island don't tell you how Thousand Island is made. I got any of those islands. We don't know what islands they went to to get to a thousand. Listen, I'm just being careful-ish because my sauce is all over the place, man.
Starting point is 00:00:54 And I see it. Yo. Hey, yo. I don't care about your A.O. I'll be 41 years old. I am a straight heterosexual man with plenty of friends and an ally to the LGBTQ community. So you're good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:09 What are you? I'm cool. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're good. You protect. Yo, what we got in on Patreon, we got into what does a man do when he's being stalked by a woman? And these good brothers here took that time
Starting point is 00:01:25 to sound so mature. They were sounding like the best, most mature responsible men potters in the world. Which was cool and I appreciated that. But we skipped one small thing in that topic. What happens when you want to sleep with your female
Starting point is 00:01:41 stalker? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. That opens the door for the bullshit because it gives them an excuse to keep stalking your dumb ass. But what if she's going to keep stalking you anyway? Yeah, what if it's worth
Starting point is 00:01:58 the stalk though? Like some stalk, you'd be like, alright, I know what come with it. Is it a stalk if you letting them in no that's no longer a stalk it's a controlled stalk
Starting point is 00:02:10 and none may not it may not be anything wrong it's enabling that's what it is with a controlled fam if you
Starting point is 00:02:17 well oh we don't enable wait yo isn't that I'm not yelling y'all not even gonna give me the yell
Starting point is 00:02:23 you just made a girl come three four times and she wants to come back. What, am I 18 again? I can still do that? No, you had the bunny rabbit or whatever that shit was called. The butterfly. I must have been eating all night. The rose.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Yeah, the rose. I must have been sucking that clitoris dry. How many times you said she came? Damn. Damn, zaddy. Oh, shit. Whoa. Yo, can you blame her for wanting to come back tomorrow and the next day?
Starting point is 00:02:53 Well, what if I want to see you the next day? Well, that's why I don't make him come four times, bitch. I was shocked I was getting started. You back? You back for more of this medium? This medium? Don't do that. Don't do that. You said medium You back for more of this medium? This mid? Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Don't do that. You said medium. But don't do that, though. Yeah, mid, medium. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. You know what I mean? Fuck out of here, man. I'm for the lovers today.
Starting point is 00:03:17 My ear horn out. She coming four times. I got to be kissing it better Kiss it, kiss it, baby Been waiting on that sunshine One day we gotta have a real conversation About where Antide falls in the R&B album Forever Discography
Starting point is 00:03:42 It's up there Yeah, yeah, I don't think we talk about that enough there's a few r&b albums i feel like that about uh neo's first album is one of them trey song's got one of them one of them album whenever the neighbors heard him fucking that album was great that ready album is different oh let me stop i'm r&b-ing us out early in the game Mic check, what up, what up, what up I'm for the lovers though, this record never fails if you get the off Never fails Yeah, it is What are you willing to do?
Starting point is 00:04:17 Oh, tell me what you're willing to do Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss Oh, what are you willing to do? What are you willing to do? What are you willing to do? What are you willing to do? Tell me what you're willing to do Tell me what you're willing to do Tell me what you're willing to do They not with me that
Starting point is 00:04:36 They don't hear me though I'm fresh back smelling like vacay you heard Yes you see the vibe I'm on You was outside when this was out It's cool It's cool Let's go Pops, I see his back Shout out to Minneapolis, Minnesota
Starting point is 00:05:00 I can't disguise the pounding of my heart It beats so strong, it's in your eyes What can I say, they turn me on I don't care where weall. I know that's what you're here for Shout out to the fellas. Thank y'all for joining me Some of y'all know about this Shout out to the old It's calling We want each other Oh so much Why must we play this game
Starting point is 00:05:50 I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care
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Starting point is 00:06:04 I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care pretty baby Just take me with you I don't care if we spend the night at your mansion I don't care if we spend the night on the side All I want is a spin and I'll add you together. Oh, and don't let Diamonds and Pearls come on. Oh, no. If Diamonds and Pearls come on, she might keep stalking. I might give her a reason to stalk.
Starting point is 00:06:40 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. I'm getting hyped now. I'm getting hyped. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. To be a Russian soul Zara. We Zara down today. You know what I mean? That's the vibe. Yeah, man. Zara down. How's everybody doing?
Starting point is 00:07:08 How y'all feeling? All right. Welcome to episode 455. 455, yes? Yeah. 455 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden, here with a few really cool dudes. Parks is there at his personal private station.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Ish is here ready to pod from jump. Out the gate. Out the gate. Energy high. When Ron Harper can come in and contribute in quarter one, the Bulls win. When Pete Myers can step in, get a few steals early, the Bulls have a good shot at things. No? Fam, who's Ron Harper, though?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Ron Harper. You don't know Ron Harper? Of course I know him. He played for the Clippers. I didn't call him anybody. He played for the Bulls. He did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:53 I like Judd Bushler. Just you. I don't want to be associated with Ron. No disrespect to Ron Harper. I wasn't trying to call you either one of those gentlemen. I was just saying you're here. You're attentive, you're in the mix.
Starting point is 00:08:08 I told you that as soon as I saw you. He's ready to pop. BJ Armstrong. Give me BJ at least. No. BJ over Ron? Let me move on. Ice is here, and everybody in the back of Video Village is here.
Starting point is 00:08:22 How's everyone's stress levels? How is everyone feeling? I'm good. Good. Good. Stress levels are low. The only way to truly know what a man is going through, because men don't communicate,
Starting point is 00:08:34 is when a man lays down for a massage and she feels the stress in your back. I'm due. I'm due. And she's like, oh my God. Yeah. What's on your mind? And I'm laying there like, and she's like oh my god yeah what's on your mind and I'm laying there like oh now you care
Starting point is 00:08:48 now someone asks my ear's been shot to shit put it down I said once she asked oh you open that door bet Jupiter's retrograding and then they get to
Starting point is 00:09:00 damn Jupiter retrograde too everything retrogrades oh I thought it was just Mercury I didn't know that either why do you think why do you think everyone's trying to get to retrograde too everything retrogrades oh I thought it was just mercury I didn't know that either why do you think everyone's trying to get to the stars and shit
Starting point is 00:09:10 to space oh they want to jump on a retrograde so they can retrograde as well now I don't remember where I was going or what I was saying
Starting point is 00:09:18 the lady rubbing your back feeling your stress I didn't say nobody was rubbing my back I'm just saying it's the only way you know as a man what you're going through
Starting point is 00:09:25 is when someone tells you about the stress levels in your back how was your weekend? I was home, chilling had a blast right at home, doing nothing went nowhere take that the days of me coming in here and sharing
Starting point is 00:09:41 my personal experiences with y'all over I'm the only one telling the truth. So you ain't got no back rubs? I didn't do none of that. No back rubs. No no no nothing.
Starting point is 00:09:57 This guy is stupid. You have no back rubs. I was home trying to beat Bobby Flay. Bobby Flay. That's it. And I won a few times. No, I was home trying to beat Bobby Flay. Bobby Flay. That's it. And I won a few times. No, I was beating Bobby. I've never thought of referring to myself that way.
Starting point is 00:10:19 No, ever. And you looking at me like I'm crazy. That's how you know I'm getting I'm getting old and goofy like now when the cooking channel is on in the nail salon
Starting point is 00:10:30 I be viewing intently I be waiting for them to kill Bobby Flay ass how come Bobby Flay can make every fucking dish from every culture like I get mad I was not thinking
Starting point is 00:10:39 about white power is Bobby Flay white yeah but we don't like Bobby Flay yeah nah that nigga up there cooking tacos better than the mexican taco yo the food channel is doing some bullshit don't worry about it he gets busy i'm leaving but yeah but he shouldn't make a taco better than fucking
Starting point is 00:10:56 yo and then they're trying to make it interesting. Bobby Flay hasn't made a pepperoni pizza in 20 years. While Mr. Italy makes them for a living every hour. Let's see who will win. Man, Bobby Flay gets to throw the pepperoni in the air. I'll be sitting there. No, do a buff. Wow. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Come on, man. What y'all got? All right, so I'll come clean. We've been talking behind the scenes, my brothers and I, and they've made it clear that they don't give a fuck about the music business, and neither do I. I don't, honestly. So I let them know that we don't have to talk about anything music business.
Starting point is 00:11:38 All right, so what do you got for us? All the music business people are out touring, scamming, running numbers, motorcycling, biking together. They're at Starlet's while I'm home. I just know I have a feeling they might be in Starlet's. Yo, I'm good at that. I'm really good.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I just got a mini camera in the back of Starlet's to see when the celebrities come in. For some reason, my strip club intuition, and I'm not starting there, but my strip club intuition, and I'm not starting there, but my strip club intuition would be the nights where you take that nap, you go down at 7, you wake up. No, that's not a nap.
Starting point is 00:12:12 But you wake up at like midnight ready to go, but you'd be like, that's a nap. You can do a three-hour nap. I don't need to rush out here. And like, I'm in bed already. And then the next morning, what do you see? Every killer rapper at Star starlets with their killer friends i'm like oh thank god i was home good choice and they all have been out this week
Starting point is 00:12:30 together partying new york is open spirit new york feels good so you can see these people partying in places that i normally like to party but i'm keeping my ass home smart and safe i like that mature very mature of you yeah but i didn't bring this up Cause we don't care about the music Oh yeah We don't care about music Right So We're opening this up
Starting point is 00:12:51 To a more mature Issue That's gonna teach us How to build houses Here Oh let's start with that We're gonna find something For Ice to teach us
Starting point is 00:12:59 Teach about stock About Iversons Oh About Iversons Some funky patent leather stuff You got going on right now but I want to start with Pier 1
Starting point is 00:13:08 what's yours? I like it that's amazing go ahead if you're asking my brain to venture out in the world and not think about
Starting point is 00:13:18 anything music it's cool I'm with you I'm on Pier 1 Pier 1 is closed all physical retail stores are closed i know they've been closed they're like joe why is this news it's not news i just don't think america ever gave pier one its proper send-off and i think it's disrespectful i think to the
Starting point is 00:13:40 people that are of a certain age issues of that age and ices of that age, for what Pier 1 did for us, for the amount of decorative pillows you got from there, for the amount of candles we got from there, oil burners, mirrors. How do we set it off then? I stole out of there. Mad shit.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Big shit. Put some shit in the garbage can. Big shit. They got the shit right by the front of the door. Give me this green candle. I don't even like green. But this is coming out of here. Oh, so y'all going to think I won't see it?
Starting point is 00:14:15 Wait, and when the door go, beep, beep, all you got to do is turn around and look surprised. Yeah, yeah. And they be like, oh, go ahead. You just got to buy something. Go ahead and buy it. I miss the good old shoplifting days, now that you mention it. Exactly. Hey, we're going to talk about the days we miss.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Because I was talking about, I miss niggas getting stole on. Let's bring pistol whipping back. We'll get into all of that later. But for now, yeah, Pier 1 just kind of went. And nobody of the culture said, yo, salute, Pier 1. Y'all held us down. All our phony asses ran out to HomeGoods. HomeGoods took their, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:46 We got with our roommates, ran to HomeGoods, picked some shit out. Yo, HomeGoods bought these niggas. Pier 1 wasn't the cheapest. Well, that was the problem. There you go. So now. Yeah, but they still played a major role in our shit.
Starting point is 00:14:58 And I kept driving by the store. They kept the sign up for a year. Yo, it's over. We're dead. We're leaving the store. Everything is on sale. Come by. I just kept driving. Man a year. Yo, it's over. We're dead. We're leaving the store. Everything is on sale. Come by. I just kept driving. Man, I'm cool on y'all.
Starting point is 00:15:11 And now they gone. You upset? I just think it's foul. That's it. I just think it's foul. If y'all think nothing of it, we think nothing of it. You an Ikea dude? Fuck no. I like certain Ikea shit. No, man.
Starting point is 00:15:25 You got to get the right shit, though. I'm good. You can't get like the... Now, they make some stuff that's made out of real things, and then they make the other shit that's made out of some bullshit. Them little plastic tags. Yeah, the little... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:35 What's made out of real things? They have some shit that's made out of wood and leather. No, man. Look what triggers him. The house stuff. You just asked me, what's my Ikea dude? No, I'm not an Ikea dude. That was the end of it for me.
Starting point is 00:15:46 I didn't think y'all were about to argue about it. They make some decent stuff. They make some decent stuff. What real could you get out of Ikea? They make things that are made out of real wood and real leather that will look decent
Starting point is 00:15:56 if you maybe don't have the biggest budget in the world. Can I pay your fiance to have somebody pop out of a big wedding cake at your wedding? She might be into that. Who's the somebody?
Starting point is 00:16:07 Some nigga. Oh. Oh, nah. What the fuck do you mean? Duke. Look, my brain went to, oh, I wonder who Joe going to get from the spot to go. Right. This nigga said some nigga.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Oh, yeah. I'm trying to figure out a way to spice somebody's wedding up Like if I'm going This gotta get entertaining Can I stand up during the I don't know how much cayenne pepper that is To have some dude jump out the cake That's hilarious
Starting point is 00:16:35 As an onlooker Fam if you are sitting in there We don't need dick anywhere near the cake Gentlemen Yo What the fuck If you are sitting in there. We don't need dick anywhere near the cake, gentlemen. You, what the fuck? I think that would be hilarious. Only you, though. Only you.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Only you. Well, no, I mean, it would be funny. Yo, I can't believe that y'all don't think that's funny. If I'm just there and that happened, that's funny. And a dude popped out in like a leotard or something and Parks has no idea, I would have a blast. Listen, can I raise my hand and object at your wedding?
Starting point is 00:17:10 Only you? Object, I would pray, didn't, no. Give a toast. When a minister says this stuff, does anybody here speak now and forever hold your peace?
Starting point is 00:17:18 I want to stand up. And you don't even object. And say what? Yo, nah. I'm going to smoke a cig. No, no, I want to object. Yo. I want to object to something. you don't even object. And say what? Yo, nah. I'm going to smoke a cig. No, no. I want to object. Yo.
Starting point is 00:17:28 I want to object to something. And what you going to say? Oh, I haven't thought that part out yet. Yeah, you got to find the grounds at least. No, this is my issue with the whole objection thing. I will have security escort you out, though. Well, that's where I'm going. I've always wanted to see this done.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Anytime I've seen it done, it's been done under the... No, I've seen it in person, but it'd be like the other woman. Oh, shit. And that don't go right. You saw that happen in person for real? 1,000%. At a wedding? Objected at the wedding?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Yes. Oh, shit. Can you tell us? They got the ass beat? Yeah, what happened? The wedding stopped for a second. Did they get the ass beat? I didn't go outside, but they all went outside.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Her sisters and them got her outside. I don't know. I don't know what happened after that I didn't go out there that was one of those things you know how much this wedding cost you know what it looked like
Starting point is 00:18:11 it looked like all the men knew Shorty oh shit and all the women were surprised so all the men had to
Starting point is 00:18:18 just stay inside oh shit what's she doing here niggas be mad I thought she was cool yeah yeah yeah Tammy and him straightened up right on
Starting point is 00:18:27 I just but they never deservedly so but they never figured out the rest of it like the person that objects like you in a bad spot they be in their feelings
Starting point is 00:18:36 yeah what you mean get the fuck out of here which is why which is why nobody ever does it yeah absolutely you have to take the ass whooping what you on the way out come on this is a love podcast today.
Starting point is 00:18:45 We're all about love. And love has landed us on a friend of the show, G Herbo. G Herbo was supposed to come here and speak to us, but he gave me the PR talk about, not him, but somebody gave us the PR talk. Oh yeah, it's PR. I hate people's PRs. I hate PRs.
Starting point is 00:19:03 No offense to PRs. Sorry, I know you're doing... Well, we kind of need PRs now. I know, I know, I know. We need them now more than ever, but that's an episode for another time. G Herbo was in the news for going to a party. I know that sounds boring and bland.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Did he jump out of a cake? What's the point? No, he didn't jump out of a cake, but he went to his baby mom's party. And that was news okay i don't know why this was news tell me why this was news ice it was news because his because he's not supposed to be there because you're not supposed to speak to your kid's mom you're not supposed to be cool with your kid's mom? Does your current girl know that you're going to your kid's mom's party? Does she know I have a kid?
Starting point is 00:19:48 Yes. This is not the kid's party. This is the mom's party at a club. Well, why you can't go and celebrate? I'm mad. Why can't you do that? Maybe he was just going to the club anyway. It happens. Why is it a big deal that G Herbo went to a party to support his child's mom?
Starting point is 00:20:06 That's my question. Yeah. It depends on what's going on with him and his con girl at the time. Alright, so he did that. They in a bad space or whatever the case may be. How do we ever know if somebody's in a bad space in their relationship? But this is what, like Valid. My reactions. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:21 They were in a great space. That doesn't tell me anything. No, I'm saying they were in a great space and she knows he's going she don't care that's that's valid if we're not in such a good space for whatever reason and you went to your ex's joint i'm gonna have a problem it's why though tell me why because we ain't in a great space is shit going on why are you insecure in this particular instance right i'm speaking for people i don't know no in this particular instance from what we gather is that that he went to the party but you know my ex-girl got a dude the dude's at the party so he gave all rosaries for her birthday threw mad money on her all of that and you still tight so she could be tight because you went. I don't care who else was there.
Starting point is 00:21:06 We could be having something in the house. It's my kid's mother. What Hov say? He was, take everybody. The house burned down with us in it, with me and my wife beefing. All right, Hov.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I'm saying this. I'm just saying. This is the mother of my kid. I hope she's in great spirits because when she's in great spirits, it translates to my child. Right? And me. No, I'm saying regardless of what's going on in your life, that sin is always in a happy space because that has a direct effect on Lex. Yeah. But what I learned, like shit, I put that video out of me supporting Sin Single.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Right. And in the comments and a lot of feedback i got over the phone was yo i was so happy to see you doing that and supporting her and just being excited for her and so forth and so on and i'm listening like shouldn't i be of course but that tells me that it's not the norm it's not the norm and that's yeah that's the point because the baby mommy baby daddy relationships as we see especially play out in the media is usually bad i know you rarely see the good ones highlighted we should change that narrative and so my point is there should in my opinion i can't speak for nobody else and why they should feel the way they feel i don't think your current girl should be tight at that i think your current girl should also
Starting point is 00:22:18 welcome that because it's a it's a possibility y'all might not work are you asking for a lot of maturity but again at the same time what if they are already going through something in the household again why are you going to that part i'm not i don't know fuck the girl i don't know it's just like you beefing with your girl you say i'm going to the club period she might have a she might have a beef with ice always understands no woman's part of it listen no i do too but we're bringing the beef i don't know if that's the beef i'm just you know i? You said, why would that be a problem? I'm giving you an example of why that could be a problem.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Play it from all sides, because you keep talking about the girlfriend side. Or potential beef. Yeah. What about the boyfriend? The new boyfriend. Yeah. New dude. I think it depends on your security level.
Starting point is 00:23:03 I think they might have already had, they both in level i think they might have already had they both in the industry they might have already had conversations i'm sure i'm sure they did so again look dog this your girl this used to be my girl we cool now we've squashed all our shit we got a kid in common that we have to be cool for right i'm coming to show my support for you and her on her day i think that's dope that's grown up i agree i agree you know i'm saying to show my support for you and her on her day. I think that's dope. That's grown up shit. I agree. I agree. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:23:28 That's my opinion. I think that's dope, fly, mature shit. And from the girl's perspective, like fam, you would want that if we had a child, cause he just had another child.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Yes. With her. So it's a possibility that we don't work out. I would still want to know and be happy how you treating your old baby moms. I think girls get into that mistake. Like, you'll ask girls,
Starting point is 00:23:49 oh, that nigga ain't shit. He a deadbeat. And you'll be like, yo, he had other kids? Yeah, he had two other kids before we had a baby. He took care of them? No.
Starting point is 00:23:58 You the dummy then. Hmm. He didn't take care of the other two, but you thought your third one was going to be different. Now you asking
Starting point is 00:24:04 for accountability and then he has found the ledge no am I walking out there no no no it rained earlier take a walk
Starting point is 00:24:11 the ledge is slippery I think what he did was mature and dope I think what he did was mature and dope I'm agree with you on that part if I come to my
Starting point is 00:24:19 baby mama's party to support and her new niggas there with Birkins and Phantoms I'm going home to watch law and order no not me i'm going home to watch american greed that's fly shit i'm gonna support i ain't gonna tell you what they did on the nuke the last american greed
Starting point is 00:24:39 y'all keep telling me to stop watching this stuff dr joe all right we'll bring it up go ahead come on come on no i just think that is it's fly shit i i think that um all of the parties were negative psng company was the scammers it wasn't even a person it was the gas it was the gas and electric company they got it they got a new. He wanted to make some budget cuts in really important places. And towns started blowing up. Oh, shit. Well, hey, you made a cut.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Look at what makes this nigga sick. Yo, how do they? Yo, a black man could never do this. Bam, they just started blowing up towns. Just go ahead. Let it keep rolling? No, they just started blowing up towns. Just go ahead. Let it keep rolling. No, they was neglecting the gas line. Apparently, it's like $16 million to make sure that the gas levels are maintained and that
Starting point is 00:25:34 the certain pipes are. And if you don't know nothing about that stuff, and this just is common in a lot of fields where it's capitalism versus whatever the fuck the real job is. Like, there was a guy there. He was a repairman. He was working on some shit. And the boss called and said, yo, dead dad, just bounce. And he was like, well, wait, if I do that, this whole house is going to blow up in the next 16 hours.
Starting point is 00:25:55 We don't have no OT for you. I'm going to override that. I'm just going to fix this. So they had a lot of those stories. I love American Greed. But yeah, that's what I'm doing if the dude is there with Birkins and Phantoms I'm out a lot of pressure
Starting point is 00:26:06 I left her for this ain't no pressure on who that's pressure on you if he's buying that for that nigga it's pressure on me now cause he did that shit nigga I ain't related
Starting point is 00:26:15 to none of them I'm not related to me nigga that shit is a matte stone gray with the prettiest pink I've ever seen. Look, the killer's is outside in the press like, dude, he did that.
Starting point is 00:26:29 He did that for her. Yeah, what the fuck is you talking about? The press ain't on in your house? No. Oh, all right. Not from that. All right. She don't subscribe to that.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Good for you. Thank God. Good for you. You fancier than I. Thank God. You are mature I hope you get to that level of matureness
Starting point is 00:26:47 I gotta roll ice on this one that's not what is that wait what is that it's fly it's fly it's absolutely fly
Starting point is 00:26:56 good for them but is that really like an indication of how healthy your relationship is what a follow unfollow huh a follow and unfollow no no
Starting point is 00:27:04 the gifts and the money and all that shit you ain't seen the comments? What, a follow unfollow? Huh? A follow and unfollow. No, no. The gifts and the money and all that shit. Yes, you ain't seen the tweets? Nah. Who cares if your relationship is healthy? That's how you know Zach loves her.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Look how much money he spent on her. Oh, nah. See? That's the indication of love today. That really is a marker for a lot of demos today.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Today? That's how much you love her. Love me out loud. That's what I mean. Maybe kill me. I don't want shit that I can post on the ground I'm put Solanum as now
Starting point is 00:27:27 from here you're mature cause all that shit you just said sounds super mature and my mature is different but you older
Starting point is 00:27:34 so I hope to get there like my mature and I don't advise nobody at home to try this cause it hasn't really
Starting point is 00:27:43 worked yet so why you try cause in my head if I'm mature nobody at home to try this because it hasn't really worked yet. So why you trying? Because in my head, if I'm mature and she's mature, then I should be able to say, so what did you learn from the cheating? No, no, you can't. You can't say that.
Starting point is 00:28:01 And why do you think that's going to work? You can't say that. Have y'all ever tried to say that? No. So let me get this straight. You know what you learned from the cheating? Only one person learned from the cheating? What did you learn?
Starting point is 00:28:14 Because this is how it goes. That's why I should have better hands. So what did you learn from the cheating? And that's when they say, you cheated. I said, I didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you about who did what. I just asked you what you learned. I didn't learn nothing, nigga.
Starting point is 00:28:30 You did that. But wait, all right, so you don't learn nothing when life throws something at you? And you could maybe have been prevented this cheating a little bit. Right, right. Oh, see, now, no, no. Y'all going too far. All right, back to the snow album. Right back to music.
Starting point is 00:28:45 What did you do to contribute to this? I'm not even trying to look at this. Listen. Look, look, now if nobody wants to talk, y'all want to get away from music, I'm bringing up a valid talking point. That's funny. You ask somebody that in real life? I asked a few people that shit.
Starting point is 00:29:02 I almost asked that to everybody I cheated on. Yo, they threw a pot. Now I'm saying how people that shit. I almost asked that to everybody I cheated on. Yo, they threw a pot. Now I'm saying how you got stabbed. That's cause, bro. They was losing fucking mind over you crazy. So, all right, can y'all stop attacking me? No, I'm actually with you. I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I'm with you. Are you telling me that only the guy, only the doer of the act learns from it? No. To me, that makes no sense. I agree with you, but to ask is where you are. Who the fuck should I ask?
Starting point is 00:29:31 How would I know what she learned? What I taught her? Alright, so let me ask you a question. Hold up. What if she don't tell me, then how would I know? What were you trying to teach her about cheating? Nothing, but you had to learn something from that.
Starting point is 00:29:47 You just said what I just said. Don't worry about it. Yo, Finn. I'm lost here. Come on. Y'all always lost. Come on. And she says, y'all learned how to throw this pot.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Motherfucker, what you talking about? Are you crazy? There's just some logic that we have to start addressing. It's a logical conversation. Like, yo, what did you learn from this? But that's not for the. All right, you've been cheated on 95 times you haven't learned anything stop i'm done letting y'all condition me with this with women brain stop it you don't want to do that fam you can't learn nothing if you got cheated
Starting point is 00:30:18 all right check this out let's take a check this out let's take it off woman woman you should if something happens to me 95 times, I don't care whether it's my fault or not, I'm going to learn something. I'm going to personalize it. I'm going to learn something. Look, he's figuring out a way to pander. He over here thinking.
Starting point is 00:30:35 He's trying to call his aunt. He's trying to call his sister. Phone a friend. Phone a girl. Let me ask you this. Can I get a girl on line one? If 95% of the dudes that she was with cheated on her, right? Can she say that she learned that men are cheaters?
Starting point is 00:30:53 Yes. And that could be what she learned from the cheating. And still put it back on us. No, then I'm putting it back on you. Then you can't leave me for cheating. I did what I'm expected to do. You can't leave me for cheating. I did what I'm expecting to do. You can't leave me for cheating. That is a bar.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Hey, because now my other shit got to come into play. I'm smoking that other shit. I'm killing that shit. But you just mad over a little cheat that you knew I was going to do anyway? Because that's what you said. And it wasn't even the real cheat cheat. Like, I ain't eat a ass. That signifies the cheat cheat.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Come on, this is your tongue, baby. I ain't going to put your tongue into my ass. That's disrespectful. Just on a box? Yeah, this dick is mine. This dick ain't yours. I just tell you that in the act. This dick is mine. This dick is all mine.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Yo, oh, man. Come on, man. Let's move on. Let's move on. Come on, because y'all don't want to talk for real today. We're about to get canceled. Y'all don't want to talk for real today. I mean, listen. What? We was talking for real.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Yo. All right, so what you were saying, that it's foul when men do that. These women got a right to feel that way. Yeah. All right, play it myself. You heard him. He tried to find it.
Starting point is 00:31:59 He said, well, don't they have a right to call us all cheaters? No. Go ahead. I'm going to say it. Set your. Set your... Say fuck. Say fuck. But no, seriously, though.
Starting point is 00:32:13 We're back. Beep. Yeah, for real. We are back. But putting yourself in the mind of a cheater, not saying that I am or was. And I'm not. This is all conversation. This is comedic conversation for entertainment.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Let me stop you for one second and we getting right back to you. That's something I notice happens a lot here. Like we did that episode and I'm fucking around. I don't get mail. I hate the mailbox. Oh, they tracking us. And these idiots pop up and say, what about your cell phone? What about?
Starting point is 00:32:45 Yo. We know, fam. Why am I not granted any leniency in anything that I say? Do y'all think I really don't get mail? What kind of? Nah. That's funny, though. Well, I don't get all the mail.
Starting point is 00:33:09 But I'm just saying, it'd be shit like that where they just pop in with, they think everything is for real. To the letter. Nah, it's literal. Shut the fuck up. You get Amazon, you stupid motherfucker, but you don't get mail. You know they're tracking you in the phone. Anyway. But no, putting yourself in the mind of a cheater, because they could learn from the
Starting point is 00:33:23 cheating too. And what the cheater will learn is... How to cheat better? Not to get caught. Yeah, it's like a thief. What age did you stop cheating? Maybe 25-ish. Somewhere in there.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Because I didn't commit after that for a long time. So it's not cheating if we're not together. Just saying. We ain't cheating no more. Maturity. Yeah, it's all about maturity. Exactly. I said, I'm going to stop committing because I don't want to keep cheating on women.
Starting point is 00:33:57 You know, you had to find yourself first. Exactly. It's the inner search. Right. Right. That's not Panda. That's Panda. Why do we let him just...
Starting point is 00:34:08 The boy good. What age did y'all start? How old am I? 45? I don't know how old you are. You say it every day. 30-something. In my 30s.
Starting point is 00:34:21 I think around 31 for me. 30, 31. That's when you stopped cheating? Yeah. How old are you stopped cheating? Yeah. How old are you now? 37. How long have you been in the room? Good.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I said, how long? Oh, seven years. Oh, boy, that math. That math. That boy's smart. That boy's smart. Math star math. You know your anniversary?
Starting point is 00:34:40 Yeah. Well, once you propose propose you have different anniversaries now I get whole new anniversaries you gotta keep up with an anniversary no no
Starting point is 00:34:50 one wipes out the other one and then once you get married yeah we just wipe it out we get brand new ones easier to remember
Starting point is 00:34:58 I gotta remember I like that yeah nah that's when they meet some new nigga that is remembering or trying to learn all the small details that you forgot about.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Now she coming home. Wait, you don't know both of the anniversary dates? Oh, you don't remember my favorite color anymore? My favorite shoes. I got a lot of shit to get off my chest today. I had a long weekend. And you turn the lights on and off. I remember to pay the light bill.
Starting point is 00:35:21 So fuck that new nigga. That's what I did. Here comes the pot. They gonna throw a pot. Y'all niggas be nice and slippy shit. I'm just saying. No, I didn't remember the four anniversaries. You good, though.
Starting point is 00:35:33 But that central area works, though. I've been trying to leave you for six months. You want me to remember the anniversary? I've been trying to bail on you. This is all part of my plan. Remember the safe combination so I can get my shit out of there. Yo, you stupid, yo. So remember when you had to battle the promoters?
Starting point is 00:35:53 For? The women. Women. Yeah. Yes, I did. Yeah. It was a tough battle. They don't got to do that no more.
Starting point is 00:35:59 There's no more clubs. You out your mind, nigga. Clubs back open in New York. Tell me more. Rocking, too. Tell me more. I You out your mind, nigga. Clubs back, open in New York. Tell me more. Rocking too. Tell me more. I was out Friday. That didn't tell me anything.
Starting point is 00:36:10 No, I'm just saying, I was out in New York Friday. It's the first time I've been- You tell a long-winded story. Yo, it's the first time I've been out in a while. New York club scene is back. New Iceland.
Starting point is 00:36:20 That shit was rock, like shit was popping. Water was flowing. You fucked? I did not How poppin' was it? I had a relationship Oh
Starting point is 00:36:29 Could you have fucked If you wanted to? Could you that nigga? No And could you have Taught your girl A stern lesson If you wanted to
Starting point is 00:36:35 That night up? Nope nope nope Nope nope nope Could you have made her Appreciate you for real That night? Duck You really wanted to get fly in New York?
Starting point is 00:36:46 See when New York is back. Hold up. Hold up. Go ahead. Yeah. Nah, I had a little Axe body spray on. They was checking me out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:54 You know what I mean? All right, so New York is back open. Nah, it's like, no. Yeah, New York, it was crazy. It looked like back in the day. All the clubs were crazy. It was, you know, somebody's birthday. And we was out, went to catch steak. That shit was on fire. That was somebody's birthday. We went to catch steak.
Starting point is 00:37:05 That shit was on fire. That shit was on fire. Lefty at Winter Pergola. Hopped around. That's when you know it's back. Hopped around on a full stomach. Hopped around. At 45, that takes some fuel.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I was in the house for all Saturday and Sunday. Did you get a little pre-nap? Nigga, I got off a plane and came to the pod. Oh, that's right. Oh, wait, you was on a hell of a run. Yeah, you was big. Bruh, I was fucked up. Left Pergola, went somewhere.
Starting point is 00:37:34 New York was on fire. That shit was rocking. So, again, I didn't know that niggas not competing with the promoters no more. Because them niggas still got they same attitude. You just said all of that and didn't refute my point at all. There's no promoter at catch stake. No, we left Pergola,
Starting point is 00:37:51 went there, then we left Pergola and went to another spot. There was no promoter at that spot either, was it? Yeah, them niggas is assholes. They not fucking none of my work. Well, I don't have any work.'m trying to think but if i had work
Starting point is 00:38:08 some of these young promoters might oh now you're talking about the year now if you're making them young young niggas it's fly like couple of young niggas it's fly they're my little niggas they this is what i've learned it's not so much the promoter today today and this is a trickier one this is not for everybody it There's levels to this. This is probably a more savvy play. You'll get there if you're unfamiliar. Read Wealth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:33 What's going on in the rich dude space? With the success of all of the women rappers, there are women attempting to rap, right? Who cares about that part? That part is fine. I've been seeing a lot. That's natural. Now, this is where it gets tricky.
Starting point is 00:39:04 There are men providing the starter girl rapper kit to your exes. Oh. Oh, that's tricky. Keep going. starter girl rapper kit to your exes oh oh that's tricky keep going I can see how that would get tricky they've invested they fixed the body
Starting point is 00:39:13 fixed the titties got a little lipo fixed the teeth did a little oh yeah the teeth yeah yeah composites put them up in there
Starting point is 00:39:21 and they're spending money on the look the appearance all of the shit they're doing it's the game it's the shit that the drug dealers did in the music business all the time and now they're doing it with women but it's tricky because when you hear the song is how you can tell how efficient or official of a nigga is backing the woman right so now your ex, who you know probably can't make a song, is coming in playing like Pharrell sounding shit. And I'm not talking about none of my exes.
Starting point is 00:39:53 I'm just saying I'm seeing this happening now. I had to make that a point because I support Sin and everything she's doing. This is not about that. That nigga spend some money? Yeah. Niggas is spending top dollar on and they see it working
Starting point is 00:40:10 yeah it's working but I'm just saying now pick your worst pick your worst old work from the past and now give her teeth and titties give her a robin thick loss without you and
Starting point is 00:40:26 what if she hit it out the park now what just think about that pressure it sounds like pressure crazy yeah y'all don't care I don't care man I'm just pointing I'm just pointing shit out
Starting point is 00:40:36 that I think it's funny again you catch one of them bodak yellow singles or what's the other shit young ma that that first song was huge I'm talking about the magnitude of or what's the other shit? Koma? Young M.A. That first song was huge. I'm talking about the magnitude of the song.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Like, that shit was crazy. My thing with that, you got to keep spending. But then they leave you a dumbass. You have to keep... Well... They level up and leave you a dumbass. They leave you hot. And you don't have to keep spending. You could ship them off
Starting point is 00:41:05 to a farm label to a label cash out true happens all the time if you have the ability to do that then true
Starting point is 00:41:13 and they do but then they leave you that's okay what's up with you man I'm just saying I'm putting you on papers so go ahead no I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:41:23 don't blow up now they in the presence of Kevin Durant James Hard, fucking Jimmy Butler and all these niggas. And they be like, yeah, your little street drugs. Get your drug money out of here. That's cool. I got these niggas at 45.
Starting point is 00:41:34 So you're 15% for the rest of my life. Oh, that's when I say them niggas out there losing Team USA. I'm up in these streets. That's when I bring that. I'm up in these streets. I'm up in these streets. You out here with the losers? Do y'all have any thoughts on that? Let's talk about that. Let's stay there. Let's get off of this. Let's get on.
Starting point is 00:41:54 I don't want to shoot them. They're exhibitions, so you don't care. I don't want to shoot them, Nobel. I don't want to shoot them, Nobel. It's early. None of that works. They've lost to Australia. They lost to Nigeria, Team USA. Bro, since the pros have been playing the united states team in exhibitions i believe was 48 and 2 or something like that and the two was these two no no going into these two so not in 48 and 4 or 40 something yeah all i don't
Starting point is 00:42:19 want nobel you get snowman you can't get nobel you get nobel you're supposed to be the best players in the world and you are I do think the world is coming. Like, back in the day, basketball wasn't really like a worldwide sport. Now, you got Jokers all around the globe playing ball. And they nice. Like, even some of our best athletes in the NBA are from other countries. True. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:42:41 So, that's a representation of other nations. You knew they was going to lose when you seen Joe Ingles on the other team. What? No, again, that's what I'm saying. I rep for Joe Ingles. Don't do that. No, he's tough. I like him.
Starting point is 00:42:52 But again, Joe Ingles come. Nigga, we got KD. Why is that? That can't just be enough anymore. No, we got Tatum. We have KD. It didn't work for the Nets. We got Tatum and Lillian.
Starting point is 00:43:04 You still have to put an actual team together I get that but I agree with that and it's mad NBA players on these other world on these other
Starting point is 00:43:12 true world teams now again that was my point that was my point you don't have to lose against nobody you can't lose
Starting point is 00:43:19 anywhere you can't lose with that you are doing us a disservice if you lose I don't give a fuck who you put out there the problem is the new style of basketball
Starting point is 00:43:29 that y'all are playing y'all getting your ass whooped there's no more post game big man y'all wanna play that new ball cool they gonna beat your ass cause we can shoot too
Starting point is 00:43:37 yeah and we can pass I don't have many thoughts level the playing field I don't have too many thoughts on the two losses nor do I have too many thoughts on the two losses.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Nor do I have much to say about the construction of the roster. I saw Popovich's exchange with the reporter that wouldn't let him talk. Looked like Dane Lillard wanted to bust out laughing, but that was great. All of that's cool, right? I want to talk about Stephen A. Smith for
Starting point is 00:44:03 two seconds. That's my man, friend of the show. Love everything that he's doing as one of the voices in this shit, right? They asked Stephen A. Smith because the All-Star game, baseball All-Star game is happening. And they didn't ask him, but the question on first take was,
Starting point is 00:44:21 do you feel that Otani, is that his name? Do you feel that Otani, is that his name? Do you feel that Otani's dominance is good for the sport? To which Max was arguing, yes, I think it's great for the sport. And Steve was arguing, no. And in that, his argument was sort of that the last thing baseball needs is this foreign kid coming in here and doing everything that y'all have been unable to do since Mickey Manor, Babe Ruth or whoever it was. Like he's dominant on the mound. He's dominant at the plate. But he needs an interpreter when you get to when you have to interview him and for the kids watching or growing up idolizing baseball he don't know if that's the best uh if that's the best look right so he apologized and i want to read this let me
Starting point is 00:45:18 apologize right now as i'm watching things unfold let me say that I never intended to offend any community, particularly the Asian community. And especially, I don't know this. Ohtani. Oh, his first name. Ohtani. I didn't see his first name. And especially Ohtani himself. As an African-American keenly aware of the damage stereotyping has done to many in this country, it should have elevated my sensitivities even more.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Based on my words words i failed in that regard and it's on me and me alone otani is one of the brightest stars in all of sports he is making a difference as it pertains to inclusiveness and leadership i should have embraced that in my comments instead i screwed up in this day and age with all the violence being perpetrated against the Asian community my comments albeit unintentional were clearly insensitive and regrettable there's simply no other way to put it I'm sincerely sorry for any angst I've caused with my comments on first take this morning again I am sorry and I'll happily reiterate these words more extensively tomorrow morning as well. I'm going to hit a round of applause for him quickly recognizing the mishap, addressing it on his socials.
Starting point is 00:46:38 I didn't see the show to see if he double backed on the show, but I think that's great. Here's where my issue is. When Team USA lost to Nigeria. I don't know if anyone saw his coverage on it. But boy, did he slam Team. He slammed Team USA. And in doing so, he slammed Team Nigeria.
Starting point is 00:46:57 He said, how do y'all get out there and get your ass bussed by knock-a-do-ba-do-ba-do. He was fucking names up. He was like, these dudes can't play worth a sack of shit. I mean,-do. He was fucking names up. He was like, these dudes can't play worth a sack of shit. I mean, those weren't his words verbatim.
Starting point is 00:47:09 But that was his sentiment. That was his, and this came after the Otani apology. Interwoke Joe. Interwoke-ish. Interwoke Ice? Ice is here too.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Is Woke parks here? maybe let me hear where you're going you sat up and had to apologize for your comments to an Asian individual and the Asian community immediately quick fast same day
Starting point is 00:47:40 yes I'm here with you and the next day you can get on and talk about these Nigerians as if they are less than. And you can fuck up their names. You can say all of this bullshit about the African team. And no pressure, no anything comes for you to make an apology to them as well. I'm with you. Okay. I think that is disgusting.
Starting point is 00:48:00 I think it's horrible. I agree. I'm not saying Steve and Ace is disgusting. I don't believe that. The powers that be that put the pressure on them. Yeah. It is disgusting. I think it's horrible. I agree. I'm not saying Stephen A. is disgusting. No, no, no. I don't believe that. The powers that be that put the pressure on him. Yeah. It is disgusting. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Wake up call. ESPN has been moving that seat for a minute. We're not going to do that. No, really. That's your man. I'm not letting him sign. And he has a big mouth. He's equally as disgusting.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Wait, I don't know what you're saying. Stephen A. Smith is equally as disgusting. Tell me more. Because, again, he sat up here and he pushed a black card. As a black man, you should be commending Nigeria for getting a black basketball program up to snuff
Starting point is 00:48:33 to even be able to compete with the Americans. And win. And win, not compete. No, I'm just saying compete. But you didn't do that. You shitted on them after giving a public apology to the Asian community. You found it okay to shit on them After giving a public apology To the Asian community You found it okay To shit on them
Starting point is 00:48:47 Because we always get shit on And nobody ever Has to apologize to us I'm gonna push a little back On that Ish I think even with the Asian comments that he made Well not Asian
Starting point is 00:48:58 The Otani comments that he made He's Asian Well yeah I think that's just him being him I'm shitting on anybody The thing is, I shit on whoever. There was pressure immediately.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Yo, you can't do that. Okay, cool. Let me apologize. If there was pressure for him to say the comment, to apologize to the Nigerians, he would have done that too. But that's our point.
Starting point is 00:49:20 But that's my point. That's our point. You just learned from that and if you are sincerely... You learned from it. Wait, wait, wait.. You just learned from that. And if you are sincerely. You learned from it. Wait, wait, wait. He said he learned from it. If you are sincere in your apology.
Starting point is 00:49:30 If you're sincere in your apology. And how do you turn around the very next day. Then you learned from your mistake. If you're sincere. If you are sincere. And do it to your own. And do it to your own now. I don't even care if he was sincere to the to the uh otani and
Starting point is 00:49:45 i don't care about that why do you need to be pressured into giving the same apology to your own people that's it if i'm that hey i don't think that espn no he said no i'm saying why does he need to be pressured why does that need to exist i'm gonna answer that I'm gonna answer why he needs to be pressured well let me at least finish my point go ahead I don't think that his bosses at ESPN gave a fuck
Starting point is 00:50:12 give a fuck if he says yo this was out of line how I represented that team that won the Nigerians
Starting point is 00:50:20 how I fucked the names up and blah blah blah he could do that on his own I don't know if y'all can tell. He runs that. That's his show. I love when Molly and them get a little spicy with him and he pull out the other...
Starting point is 00:50:33 Yo, yo. Yo. It happen once a week. Anyway, that's it. Now what I'm saying is he wouldn't have did it to the Asian either. It's all pressure. It's just this is who I am.
Starting point is 00:50:50 I'll diss you, you, you, you, you, you, you, whoever. That's why I feel comfortable doing it. You think he was pressured into saying that about Otani? Yes. No, he said he was pressured into apologizing. Apologizing, I'm talking about. I'm talking about the apology part. You're saying why can he do shit on his own?
Starting point is 00:51:07 Because I'm shitting on everybody. This is how I give it up but that's because hold on hold on joe hold on ice is defending himself indirectly because that's what i'm talking about no no i know i'm saying but that's has been his stance on his twitter uh uh resume i'm shitting on everybody so i i'm not i'm not time out for a minute ice can do that because ice isn't being paid from any of the people that would say any of these things gotcha this otani situation is akin to the robert mori situation remember the houston gm situation. Remember the Houston GM? He came out and was like, yo, yada, yada, yada, yada over there. I don't know what's going on over there. The government, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:51:53 China, Japan, or whoever that was, they stood up and said, excuse me? NBA? The same thing that Donald Trump said to the NFL when the New England... Excuse me? You know how much money i put into y'all yes you can't do that or i'm just gonna take my money see and that's the
Starting point is 00:52:14 part we never get to because china said they was taking their money adam silver and them niggas went and had a lot of conference meetings yeah nigga that was over there man that's but that's my point though right but that's gonna always be the point and i want to say it always gets to the point when we apologize to the jewish people when we apologize to the uh china when we apologize it's because it's powerful shit and niggas are gonna pull the capital and make you apologize anti-asian hate bill that was passed in yes days i wanted to discuss it on the pod days bro but it's your pod so i ain't want it no it got passed no we didn't discuss i got I wanted to discuss it on the pod. Days, bro. But it's your pod, so I ain't want to. No, it got passed.
Starting point is 00:52:46 No, we didn't discuss it. I got a few issues with Biden. Look, in like two weeks, it got passed. That's 14 days. Biden tricked me into them damn grits in LA. It was not a month. I said two weeks. But again, same shit.
Starting point is 00:53:00 They passed the anti-Asian. Anti-Asian hate bill. No, like, yeah, assault bill or some shit in like two, three weeks. That is not how you spell Asia. Scream it. I know I'm not dispelling B-Champ, but yet again, he did that shit immediately
Starting point is 00:53:16 but he ain't passed nothing against niggas whipping eyes ever. And he won't. Whipping eyes whip since the beginning of America. There's a key there and he won't but that just is a whole different conversation maybe it's a Patreon conversation where we don't control nothing
Starting point is 00:53:32 economically so we can't put the pressure on him we don't have a voice we don't have a spanky spanky matters the spanky matters you can do all of this your words are falling on deaf ears I was watching the news recently maybe last week and crime is up in new
Starting point is 00:53:51 york it's up in the bronx the train stations brooklyn everywhere it's up up right so i'm watching the news and i always hate to see the a random attack like that's the worst thing i hate to see like a senior citizen an older person's the worst thing I hate to see. Like, a senior citizen, an older person just walking by his business, a woman walking by you, standing in front of you, like, just anything. Any of that hate crime shit where you just, it looks nuts to me. So on the news,
Starting point is 00:54:16 they in Brooklyn, they showed a city Jew, right? His kid was playing on a bike. Here comes some, here comes some nigga, whoever he was, plotting on a bike. Here comes some, here comes some nigga, whoever he was, plotting on the bike,
Starting point is 00:54:30 kicked the kid off the scooter, took the scooter, kid ran home, told dad, of course. When the news showed this story, this was like the towers fell. Word. The whole fucking community
Starting point is 00:54:44 was outside. They had, yeah. Hey, the cops put, this was like the towers fell. Word. The whole fucking community was also up. They had, yeah. Hey, the cops put, hey, there's a 50,000, whatever, there's an award. If you have any information, this is the number.
Starting point is 00:54:55 This is the guy. Get this guy. Now, I was happy that they said that because, yeah. That's what you're, get this fucking guy off the street. Correct. I got a kid. And I got a scooter.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Exactly. Right. Fam, if I got to a kid. And I got a scooter. Exactly. Right. Fam, if I got to ride around with a gun on my scooter. Nah, I'm a thousand. To piggyback on that, like, I don't want to sound insensitive even to the Asians. I saw the same shit. Yo, they had an old Asian lady, yo, walking down the street.
Starting point is 00:55:23 She had to be in her 60s, dog. And somebody just came out of nowhere and just kicked the shit out of her. Yeah, I don't like seeing that. Bro, that shit hurt. I was like, oh. Like, yo, that's somebody's mom. You feel what I'm saying? Like, that's somebody's mother. So again, to piggyback off of what you're saying, I'm not anti- Asian at all. I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:55:39 that the same attention that's being paid to them needs to be paid to us. I agree 100%. But they control economics. There you go. If somebody, a police, yo, what's the police department in Minnesota? I know, and y'all want to tell me that it's black people on the cabal.
Starting point is 00:55:53 It is. It's economics, Joe. It ain't race, it's economics. It ain't enough for them to make a difference in the black community. No, it's economics. It's about money. It ain't about, so again,
Starting point is 00:56:03 if the motherfuckers in minnesota what's the city in minnesota that keep fucking us up minneapolis minneapolis right all right cool if all the black predominantly wealthy black people had enough juice in minnesota that shit would stop that shit would stop them niggas turn bed style brook Brooklyn into Stuyvesant Heights or some shit? One of the worst communities in the country reputation-wise is now transformed. And Harlem is no bro.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Look, exactly. Listen, Jersey City. Jersey City got $6,000 one bedrooms. Look at the shit that's going on in Newark. I said, Jersey City got $6,000 one bedrooms. Oh, one bedrooms. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:47 I was about to say six. You shortening. One bedrooms. You shortening. So again, what's going on in Newark? Same shit. When you start controlling the finances, you start controlling the results of what the fuck you want to see happen with your neighborhood, with the school systems, with all of that
Starting point is 00:57:00 shit. We want a stop sign right here. Two kids got hit. That happens in the suburbs? Them niggas get up, bread blinking. With the LEDs on it. All that shit. We want a stop sign right here. Two kids got hit. That happens in the suburbs? Them niggas get up, bread blinking like- With the LEDs on it. All that.
Starting point is 00:57:08 You want to see this light? You want to see this light? Yeah, like, don't look at it again. That just piggybacks off what you were saying. Like, yo, money. It don't-
Starting point is 00:57:15 And this is what I'm getting killed for, but this is what I mean. It's not the color all the time. It's the money that controls more people's motivations and actions than the color. It's the bread. money that controls more people's motivations and actions than the color it's the bread i don't think you're gonna get killed i don't think you get killed for
Starting point is 00:57:30 that because the line is blurry they kill you because the line is blurry sometimes it is about color and also and when it's about color we can't say it's about something else it also gets tricky when uh black people have not been able to be allowed to be financially solvent for so many years via not getting loans. Rules that were set in place back in the day. Exactly. Redlining, et cetera. So it still is a race thing, even when it's a money thing. I understand.
Starting point is 00:57:53 I believe, again, I don't want to even deviate. Hey, that's back to the male being racist. That is back to the male being racist and the male being a part of redlining and all the impoverished neighborhoods getting 20 stacks of credit card thingamajiggies. Hey, niggas in the projects get all the motherfuckers. Hey, here's a card. 29% starting interest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, off the mail.
Starting point is 00:58:17 $20 limit, 29%. $20 limit. There you go. Off the mail. Was somebody saying something and I interrupted? I'm sorry. No, no, no. I got to stop doing that, they tell me. Stop reading the comments, Joe. Off a mail. Was somebody saying something and I interrupted? I'm sorry. No, no, no. I got to stop doing that.
Starting point is 00:58:25 They tell me. Stop reading the comments, Joe. Or stop interrupting. I want you guys to fucking. No, no, no. Where were we? But Ish. We're talking about Stephen A. Smith.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Well, to what y'all was saying. Hold on. To what y'all was saying about black people in the cabal a little bit. I do think that there are some in there. The thing is what they've done to get there, everybody else did. Not just that. I'm here now. I don't really care about the community no more.
Starting point is 00:58:55 That's not my focus anymore. Now I'm buddy-buddy here. You get privy to other information. I know what's going on behind the curtain now. Yeah, they got the ticket tomorrow. And I need that to happen. I'm trying to fuck up the ticket. I need that to happen. You get privy to to Mars. And I need that to happen. Yeah, I tried to fuck up the ticket. I need that to happen. You get privy to other information.
Starting point is 00:59:07 And I think that changes you. Yeah. I mean, I'm not in the cabal. I'm in the capor. So send me the invite, but I declined it. I just think that. Because I like the city. There's a couple chicks in the capor that be trying to change it when they get around
Starting point is 00:59:21 you. I'm sure they do. You're a rapper? No, no, no, no. Don't use me to go from bodega to bodega. Bodega to Bergdorf. From Bergdorf to the bodega.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Bodega to Bodega over here, baby. That's a good word. No, that's real. You got to be a willing. You can. Oh, no. They're using papa. What? All right, Joe. You got to be a willing. You can use me, but I got to do it. I have to.
Starting point is 00:59:49 What do you mean, can you keep it real? Let's hear it. No, no, no. You just said it. You said it. But you got to do what I'm about to say because they will see that because they think you have a reputation of doing that. No, I have a reputation of doing that.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Of doing what? Of taking them from you? Of anything you say. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking. Tricking.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Tricking. Tricking. Say what? Anything you say. People being. Mad bleep all the way through. All the way through. Don't worry about it. I just think that's interesting.
Starting point is 01:00:19 I do have a reputation for whatever you want. You said he has a reputation for what? No, I'm saying. I'm the biggest trick, Ice. That's not a shot. Everybody knows, man. I didn't say that. I got money and changed.
Starting point is 01:00:31 I'm everything that I used to hate. Come on. Come on. Give it to me. Y'all think I don't see it? I see it. Yo, you turned into everything that you preached against. Yo.
Starting point is 01:00:42 You are the machine, though. But even that. What machine? I'm joking. Da, da, da, da, da. But even that. What machine? I'm joking. It ain't tricking if you got it. Alex Jones told me they paid me
Starting point is 01:00:51 to push the black agenda or some shit. I was like, no, I lost all my money. No one's paying me. It's only me. What company is where? I'm still not.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Yes, I'm company, but it's not really company. I know. Because who's company? It's me. No, it's different. It's still fun to joke, though. No, it's fun. I'm still not. Yes, I'm company, but it's not really company. I know. Because who's company? It's me. No, it's different. It's still fun to joke about. No, it's fun.
Starting point is 01:01:08 It's still silly. No, I wasn't saying that as a shot. You were saying, no, mom, you can't use me to go from bodega to botega, but I'm saying if you have a reputation
Starting point is 01:01:17 To make currency off of that kind of sickness? If you got a reputation of that, then yeah, she's going to try to use you to do it. Changes the meaning of mind my business.
Starting point is 01:01:27 That was hard. No, come on. He was one of the greatest. Back then. No, that line is hard now. That line is hard any time you say it. Don't back then. You were ill back then.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Yeah, okay. Anyway. You were ill back then. Pissing me off. Anyway, go ahead. No, that's all I was saying. All right. I didn't mean to get us all serious on the
Starting point is 01:01:45 steven h but that bothered me no that was good it bothered me for a little bit and nobody and nobody nobody i was waiting for somebody else to make that point i didn't want to make that point i still think all this shit falls back on espn being a shitty company kind of no it does but again this is my point and this is why I won't let Joe, because that's Joe's man. That's my man. No, that's your man. I fuck with him. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:11 See, but I have empathy to his position, too. No, but he has to now be cognizant of what he does and what he represents as well. True. I think he normally does a good job of that. For somebody that talks as much as he talks, I'm caping now. I'm caping now. But I mean, when you talk that much, you're bound to make a mistake. You're bound to say
Starting point is 01:02:27 something off the cuff that you think and maybe you just... It's cool. Again, you fucked it up. He's also known for being similar to you. That's what I'm used to.
Starting point is 01:02:35 It's the brash. I say what I feel. I say, you know, I rile people up. That's what I was trying to say. Yeah. This is what I do. The only reason
Starting point is 01:02:41 why I'm apologizing for that is because they came down on me. If they didn't come down, I'm not apologizing for that. Nigeria's fucking, Nigeria's basketball team Twitter account. Oh, shit, I didn't even see this. A one-minute clip with no basketball analysis and pure disrespect
Starting point is 01:02:56 to the names of our culture. Do better, please, Stephen A. Smith. This is low even for you. Wow. When did they do that? Immediately after? Oh, so I'm bugger Alright I'm talking about Waiting for somebody
Starting point is 01:03:07 To make the point They made the point But they had to come from Nigeria No but that's No somebody else That's what I meant Not Nigeria They supposed to make that point
Starting point is 01:03:13 I was waiting for anybody else To make it No they're not And I fuck with Steve So They're not I would like to see him address it Why would he?
Starting point is 01:03:23 Nah I Yeah Why would he? And that's my point he probably will that's my now yeah that's my now yeah it's the same thing with the asian uh comment had there been no pressure that rolls off the tongue with no problem it's important for me that steve steven addresses this somewhere it don't have to be first take anywhere his radio show no no no no no no no no no i hate that i i don't agree with that i do i do i'm not even saying i hate that listen again y'all say i'll be caping for white people i don't what i'm saying is this this is the
Starting point is 01:03:56 defensive podcast you start with that what i'm saying is fam we can't leave with the defense you're a black man you're pro-black i want you to do a better apology for us than you did for them fuck you talking about yes he does have to get on first take he need to get on every take and say the same shit well i don't know if he said that about otani on first take i mean the apology part he put that out immediately but this is my point on to what you're saying and i'm shutting up with this this is why it's important for what you're saying, and I'm shutting up with this. This is why it's important for what you said. And Stephen A. is the $12 million man at ESPN. He is the highest earning black man.
Starting point is 01:04:37 He might just be the highest earner up there. Who knows? But his position up there is, I'm that dude, and I'm a black man. For that reason, even if ESPN don't take it upon themselves to acknowledge our plight and our issues and our history and our culture correctly, that's what he's there for. Exactly. So he's got to do this on his own recognizance. On his own accord.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Yeah. I agree, but I also would like to see ESPN start being pro. He's not doing this, bro. He would have did it. ESPN. He would have did it. The Asian comment happened. The apology was on his socials immediately afterwards.
Starting point is 01:05:13 And he addressed it the next day. No, same day. All right. He said, yo, I apologize for the comments I made this morning. It was the same fucking day. Yeah. No, it's true. So, yeah, it's not happening on his own accord I don't think the
Starting point is 01:05:26 Asian situation happens on his own accord that's my point this is who I am I give it up to everybody I say what I say oh shit I went too far like I told you I don't come in here saying too much because I don't want to create an issue oh and while we on, if there's anyone out there that thinks that I am an op or that has an issue or beef with me, I want to publicly apologize to you directly from my heart on my platform. I want to utilize this time to say my bad. You got it. I didn't mean it. You win. Yo, I want no smoke.
Starting point is 01:06:03 The newspaper is scaring me the news is scaring me and you niggas are scaring me so I'm chilling and can I add on that that story let me add to what you said cause I feel the same way
Starting point is 01:06:18 I want no smoke with none of y'all y'all are linking up too I'm seeing that like all of the crazy niggas all the crazy killer niggas is all running together I want no smoke allegedly
Starting point is 01:06:29 no no no no not allegedly they letting us see it they showing us I'm with him I'm with him I'm with him it ain't a legend no more
Starting point is 01:06:37 I don't think I got ops I don't want no smoke I want I have zero ops I'm just saying niggas is coming home getting shot 64 times fresh fresh out of jail. Yeah, rest in peace.
Starting point is 01:06:49 That was, no, he didn't even come home. They bonded him out and walked out the door. Shit. They shot him in front of the jail? In front of the police station. Well, that begs the question how you can shoot somebody in front of the police station. You have to really want to shoot them. And, or, that might be the place to shoot them.
Starting point is 01:07:12 Because nobody's expected to go down in front of the jail. Rapper KTS Dre was shot dozens of times and killed Saturday night shortly after being released from jail. Shortly after being released. Read it. The rapper, born, laundress, one of three people taking a Mount Sinai. Anytime I see Mount Sinai pop up.
Starting point is 01:07:29 It's never good. Never good news. It's never Mount Sinai. They took him to Mount Sinai. Everything was fine. They brought him back to life. It's never good news when Mount Sinai is brought up.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Yeah, it's never. Let me see. Let me see. Yeah, I've been to some. And it was never good. Or any city. No, see, Mount Sinai is brought up. Yeah, it's never. Let me see, let me see, let me see. Yeah, I've been to some. And it was never good. Or any city. Nah, see, Mount Sinai in New York might be okay, though. Eh.
Starting point is 01:07:52 I know a lot of people that was all right at Mount Sinai in New York. But anyway, good condition. Just been released from custody as he wore a monitoring device on his ankle. Yeah, no. I don't want smoke with nobody. I want zero smoke with anyone.
Starting point is 01:08:10 I'm a family man with a toddler. I got a trick for y'all. Where's that damn gap in? No smoke. Oh, no, buddy. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Nope.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Nope, nope. I got a trick for y'all. Wasn't me. Look, it wasn't me. You can't even blame me. We're just apologizing to the house. Wait a minute. Yeah, I don't want no smoke with nobody, man.
Starting point is 01:08:38 Yo, is this the summer that everybody was waiting for? What should be? I'm just saying, dude. Does it feel like this is the summer when everybody was locked in the house quarantine yo I can't wait to let us back out summertime we gonna get crazy yo we gonna turn up I think we say is this that we old what really are we doing even if you know I'm saying if we If we was 30, it would have been crazy. Oh, no. Yeah, we was 30. This is dope. Even your woo is old. Mike, Mike, wait a minute. Ice, did we have that song in the summer talk you wanted to have? I feel alive You blow my mind
Starting point is 01:09:27 Ice, did we have that song in the summer talk you wanted to have? No, not at all. I got a few picks for song of the summer, I do. Even though these are my personal picks, I'm not saying that these are the songs that have America going crazy. There's just a few songs I've noticed are requested for me to throw on no matter what the mix is. All right, so what you got? Because I still stand with what I think is the song.
Starting point is 01:10:00 What you think of the straightening? Oh, that's... I think they the song. What you think of that? Straighten it. Oh, that's, that's, I think they got it. That's big. I don't know that other shit. Which earns another apology to the Eagles for me. That get it in blood. Back in blood.
Starting point is 01:10:15 Back in blood. Yeah. Yeah, it's that get it in there. Boy, when that joker there was, when that joker want to get it in the blood. Them jokers there
Starting point is 01:10:25 nah straighten it straighten it Mike get my pick that shit but why do you say that where have you been that and I love that song
Starting point is 01:10:35 I've been out and this record just it hits it hits yeah it hits even my whole when they come on I be
Starting point is 01:10:41 is that the end of your reasoning I'm just saying it hits I don't know if I have a mm-hmm. Is that the end of your reasoning? I'm just saying. It hits? I don't know if I have a song this summer. And that's the other reason why, because it's the only thing that's new right before summer that hits like this. Okay.
Starting point is 01:10:55 It's like by default, almost. I'm just throwing my hat in the mix. Okay. Let me hear what you got. Just throwing my hat in the mix. Don't come with 17 songs for me. No, it's just two. Just don't play no R&B.
Starting point is 01:11:03 It's just two? It's just two? No, no, R&B.'s just two? It's just two? No, no. R&B. I told you how this works, girl. This record is different. Not Song of the Summer. This record is different, though.
Starting point is 01:11:21 I'm saying, for me, Song of the Summer, I ain't really been nowhere. I ain't been outside. You telling me clubs is rocking, New York is rocking. The places that I've been, and this ain't a starless favorite. I don't know why it. I ain't been outside. You telling me clubs is rocking, New York is rocking. The places that I've been, and this ain't a starless favorite. I don't know why it's not coming on in there. I'm confused, but we'll get to that later. All the different friend groups that I have been around. Plenty of them. Different ages, different lifestyles.
Starting point is 01:11:42 This is the one. I don't bet she gonna sleep. Nah, this is just... lifestyles This is the one But she don't slide right to my side I know she pulled up with a friend We start off in the bed Took her back to my crib. And I regret it. She trying to. Feel like she asleep. So she tried to stay the whole week.
Starting point is 01:12:11 I'm like. I cut it off and go right to this. It's a never fail one two. It never. Fam. Now. You could throw on what you said, straightening, back in blood. I'm looking for what needs to come on when the women are around.
Starting point is 01:12:35 And these two records, when the women come on. Man, look at this dude. We out here. Yeah. Back in blood is my shit. And I do think that pistol whipping needs to come back. Stealing on people needs to come back. Anything to lessen shootings and crime and death.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Bring jumping back. Anything. Just stop shooting each other. Just play Wizkid all summer, man. Nobody should want to hurt somebody. It should be too much ass getting thrown around for you to want to think about that. I can't even hear this around dude. I don't think I've ever played that around dudes,
Starting point is 01:13:15 but yeah, that's just a, that's the summer vibe. I never heard the first joint. I have. Let me tell you. No, I never heard it.
Starting point is 01:13:24 Usually, so this is funny usually Shorty gets you know whatever I start downloading new shit that come out I never heard this song and she's playing it
Starting point is 01:13:34 you're not out oh see you're not him you're not him I'm like hold up where the fuck you get this from
Starting point is 01:13:41 what's his name yeah I'm a nigga his music choice is a little more speed. You keep smoking. You keep smoking.
Starting point is 01:13:50 The other nigga's smoking. I'm like, what is this? You know what this is. But then I found out how big the record was because I wasn't, I said,
Starting point is 01:13:57 okay, you get a pass. Oh my God. I just looped this because it's too short. This should be longer. I wish they'd remix this. I'm tired of that too. Can they remix this? What? The short minute This should be longer. I wish they'd remix this. I'm tired of that, too.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Can they remix this? What? The short minute and a half song. Yeah, the two minute song. I'm so tired of that. Nah, two minute's good. Minute and a half. Nah, they tricked me on that.
Starting point is 01:14:14 She's a runner. She's a track star. This fucking song was over after that part. No, they just loop it. Yeah, they just loop it. Yeah, he said it twice. I'm like, fam,
Starting point is 01:14:21 I thought you was about to kill this bitch. He was kind of cool. Two minute songs is horrible. I can't. It's just the shorter attention spans nowadays. I don't want to hear no long song. But I do. Four minutes?
Starting point is 01:14:36 I don't want to hear four minutes. When you have established that this song is absolute heat. That's when the remix should come into play. I see. No. I'm shocked at you saying that. I see. No. Ew, see, that's nasty. I'm shocked at you saying that.
Starting point is 01:14:47 I despise very long songs. Very long is four minutes? Two minutes is good for you? Unless it's someone that's extremely exceptional at either singing or rapping, I don't want to hear nothing over two and a half minutes.
Starting point is 01:15:00 Really? Absolutely. These records be a million and fifty seconds. Let's stay here. Since when? I'm shocked. Unless they are exceptional. Let's stay here. Since when? I'm shocked. A couple years now.
Starting point is 01:15:09 A couple years now. I'm not shocked. And I'm with him too. The majority of music, you niggas don't need to keep going. You're not nice like that. It could be two, three minutes, two minutes, 38 seconds.
Starting point is 01:15:22 In the streaming era, all of that cool. But that's in recent times i know that the origin of music for me is jazz jam sessions where they just it's when there's exceptional musicianship happening see and that's what i'm saying like when scissor does good days and just lets that beat rock at the end and that that song is a five-minute song. But she let the beat rock for two minutes. The background harmony, always on my mind. They was just bugging on arrangement on the end of that song.
Starting point is 01:15:53 And they let it rock. I like that. Y'all know that y'all can play like this. And y'all know that this song is exceptional. Everybody should not play around like this. Especially you rappers. Hey, T-Pain just went on a rant. Did y'all see the T-Pain rant?
Starting point is 01:16:05 Everyone's been posting it. Where's the T-Pain rant? Let's play the T-Pain rant. Play the T-Pain rant. He said, all of the music is the same. Would y'all niggas make something else? He right. Please do something else.
Starting point is 01:16:17 We have it already. He right. I love that we have it already. Nah, he right though. Whatever you are in the studio making, Lil Baby gave it to us. DaBaby gave it to us. you are in the studio making, Lil Baby gave it to us. DaBaby gave it to us. He said,
Starting point is 01:16:27 we got two dudes named Baby giving it to us. Hey, check this out. To my response to that, though, oh, you want to play the rant first? Yeah, play it.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Play it so the people can hear. What's your response? What's your response to that? Walk in the supermarket and look down the road. It's many different styles. It's all brand, yo.
Starting point is 01:16:41 Nah, it's different. No, but you can make, you don't, just because you make this don't mean that you can make it. Wait, let's hear him. Let's hear him. Let's hear him. Dudes of different styles. It's all brand, yo. Nah, it's different. No, but you can make, just because you make this don't mean I can't make it. Let's hear him, let's hear him, let's hear him. Do some different music!
Starting point is 01:16:48 We have all the shit that you're doing. We already have it. Lil Uzi Vert is already doing it. Lil Baby is already doing it. Dumb Baby is already doing it. It's literally two niggas with a baby in their name
Starting point is 01:17:00 that's already doing all the music you want. So? Do something else! Do something else! That's it! That the music you want. So? Do something else. Do something else. That's it. That's all we want. Do something else.
Starting point is 01:17:11 That's funny. Holy shit. I was going to cut it, but it's funny because it keeps going. You can't cut it. You got to keep them going. You don't have to do that music anymore. We have the music already. No, you know what's funny?
Starting point is 01:17:24 You don't have to do that anymore. It's not hate. That's hate. That's not hate. Stop that. It's not hate. It could be perceived as hate. It's old man hate,
Starting point is 01:17:34 but go ahead. It's not old man hate. That's a goat. So, you can be a goat and be an old man hating. Hit that goat, Doja. You could be an old goat.
Starting point is 01:17:46 I don't think he hating, but it's... That's not... Look, this is what I'm saying. I agree with... Who are you to tell me... I agree with him.
Starting point is 01:17:52 You just called T-Pain a dead goat. What does that mean? When's the last time T-Pain's put out some fire? I don't care. That's the point. Who knows?
Starting point is 01:18:00 Who knows? That's the point. Who knows? And he's been on public radio saying he's broke. He said that. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:09 What does that have to do with this stuff? So now you hating on a bunch. And I'm not saying it's hate. I said I could see where it could be perceived as hate. I see it as hate. I think this is artistic people saying I want to see artistry come around in music. You know what I say? That's what I'm taking to that.
Starting point is 01:18:23 You know what I say to that? I'm not taking it as hate at all. Damn, you still create music. You do it then. You do it. Go make different music. Go ahead. You can do that.
Starting point is 01:18:32 And that, I agree with that. Go right ahead. You want to see something different? You are a musician who have the ability to put music out. Go ahead. I hate that take. That's a horrible take. That's a horrible take.
Starting point is 01:18:43 That's a horrible take. I don't think it's hate. I'm attacking this take. I am. I That's a horrible take. That's a horrible take. That's a horrible take. I don't think it's hate. I'm attacking this take. I am. I'm not a music guy. I would assume that this is the sound that the labels want to hear. I have been Apple Bottom Jean in boots with the fur for the last 20 years. I've given it to you in pop.
Starting point is 01:19:03 I've given it to you in R&B. I've given it to you in pop. I've given it to you in R&B. I've given it to you when you said I couldn't sing. I gave it to you on this thing that all y'all thought was dead, and it's been in all of y'all studios. You could have all used it. I have done it all. I've worked with all of the greats. My record is solidified.
Starting point is 01:19:18 100%. When that happens, and I think it's a small club, no. His opinion is valid. No, you don't get to say. A valid opinion. it's a small club, no. His opinion is valid. No, no, you don't get to say. A valid opinion is still the same. No, no, no, no, no. Come on, let me get, let me see. You don't get to say, you go do it. No, nigga.
Starting point is 01:19:32 I did it. I did it at every level. I did it at the biggest level. I did arenas. I came back after they killed me. The biggest rapper in the world said, hey, my old style is dead. I still came back with a hit. You can't just say that T-Pain, who's talking from goat level status right now.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Yeah. He's not talking as an active musician. If he put something out last week, who cares? I don't care. He's talking from goat status. Yo, chill. We got it already. There's only a few niggas that can say it.
Starting point is 01:20:02 That's not hate. It's a fact. That's game. No, again, I'm looking at it. That's game. It's game. He ain't even talking to you current niggas that can say it. That's not hate. It's a fact. That's game. That's game. No, again, I'm looking at it. It's a fact. That's game. It's a game. He ain't even talking to you current niggas making music.
Starting point is 01:20:10 And that's the problem when we get into music, right? But he is. He just said it. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. That's how you take it. When we get into music, damn, I thought we was staying away from music. It's in my blood. It's in my soul.
Starting point is 01:20:31 We here. it's in my blood it's in my soul when we start talking about music and the current scene in music guess what he's right we already have the currents we got them and it sounds like even if it sounds like we got them so when we start talking to the people making music like this, he ain't talking to Yachty and nobody we know, Dirk. He ain't talking to none of those niggas now. Agreed. He's talking to the next wave. Yep. And that's really important because the next wave comes up really fast.
Starting point is 01:20:56 Fuck the label. This ain't even a label tour. He's talking to creatives. The next wave comes fast. Roddy Ricch is next wave. All of these little niggas. Kodak Black is a next wave. They all a next wave from somebody. He's speaking to the next wave uh all of these little niggas kodak black is a next wave they all the next way somebody he's speaking to the next wave yo stop do something different now because when you come
Starting point is 01:21:13 we want to hear something different whatever you're making and i hear him because y'all send me the songs he said that if we know the game they send us the songs we hear him you're trying to make what you hear in the radio you're trying to get the pop it's not integrity in the shit yo do something different i don't think that's hate i think it's a constructive criticism and when we get goats doing it because when i do it y'all tell me shut the fuck up you don't have enough success you ain't got enough money you have one hit who the fuck are you shut up and know what i do keep talking but still i understand why y'all tell me that. But don't go get somebody who been this accomplished, this awarded, this...
Starting point is 01:21:50 Nigga, I was in LA. It was 05 T-Pain pulled up. It was only T-Pain and Dream I saw with the drop top fan and whenever it came out. Drop head. No, we can't talk to everybody a certain type of way. Y'all ain't gonna... So I said I don't think it's hate. I said I see how it can be perceived as hate.
Starting point is 01:22:08 But to address Ice saying that it's all different types of bread on the bread aisle, I don't like that analogy because it's artistry. Right? And so when you're an artist, I think your job is to push. Yeah, bread is made a certain way. There's artesian bread. No, no. Ice said that.
Starting point is 01:22:24 No, but there's other types of bread that you can make. And potato bread put out butter bread. You know they got a butter version of potato bread? It's softer than potato bread. I was about to say potato bread. You want to put butter on potatoes? But I never knew they had a butter.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Oh, man. It's butter bread. It's butter potato bread. It's softer than the potato bread. Potato bread is softer than the potato bread. Y'all knew this? No. Yeah? I didn't know that.
Starting point is 01:22:50 That there was butter potato bread. Nigga, I picked that loaf up off the shelf, almost crushed it with my little rough ass hands. I'm like, ooh. Massage the bread. Fancy. That is stupid. Should I just get the wonder?
Starting point is 01:23:01 No. No. You never get the wonder. No, that potato. I was raised on wonder. I mean, so was I. Oh, nigga. potato i was raised on wonder i mean so was i just because you raised on something doesn't mean you should still do it when did wonder drinking whole milk i he still drinks whole milk well i don't really drink milk anymore
Starting point is 01:23:14 work when do i drink it oh that's i used to drink it with cake i don't really eat cake like you did used to drink a lot of milk i don't eat a lot of cereal no more like when do i when i can't i can't like i. My body is morphing like quick. It's changing, right? Yeah. But quick, I feel like. I know. Like, you 45, I can't imagine what my bum-ass body, my body had enough.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Like, I could feel it. My body is sick of whatever I keep trying to do. I keep trying to do shit like fuck, walk, jog. Regular shit. Walk, shop, breathe, shoot a little Kobe in the crib. I was one
Starting point is 01:23:51 for 38 the other day. Fucking dumbass hammer was right there. And I didn't budge. My day did not start until I hit that. Hey, I'm getting my own rebound at the hammer. Clear it back out.
Starting point is 01:24:08 That shit is the most annoying thing in the world. But anyway. Hold on. So how could you say all that and say you can still dance for two minutes? I can dance for two minutes. You think you can dance, but you can't.
Starting point is 01:24:18 How? How do you figure that? Your adrenaline kicking. Because I know how to fight. And your adrenaline kicking when you fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you shooting a Kobe in the crib or when you walking up three flights of stairs, your adrenaline ain't kicking in. Because I know how to fight. And your adrenaline kick in when you fight. When you shooting a Kobe in the crib or when you walking up three flights of stairs,
Starting point is 01:24:28 your adrenaline ain't kicking in. I'm not going to give you adrenaline. Nigga trying to knock your head off. It's a different ball game. It's time and breath and adrenaline management. When the fight kick off, I'm not giving you 10 minutes of blinding rage. It's just like sex. When I first put it in, I ain't
Starting point is 01:24:43 beating it down. I mean, slow roll. Slow roll. Hey, I'm gonna rub you down. Hey, I'm gonna get him. Come on, I'm gonna get to that spine. And then, when you look as vulnerable as can be, the neck cramp.
Starting point is 01:24:59 Oh, shit. You were sitting there thinking you was in bliss. That nigga said, uh-oh. Oh, it's time. Now it's a long day. Look, now daddy back. Now the cheese was cool. Everything cool now.
Starting point is 01:25:21 Now y'all don't feel me. Nobody feels me. Nobody feels me. Nobody feels me. Nobody feels me. Come on. Hey, we're just talking shit. Comedic entertainment. Y'all want to **** twice.
Starting point is 01:25:37 Come on. Where we at? Say bye. Mark that time. Before I forget. Actually, before I forget anymore. Forgot twice already. We are not coming in on Friday I mean Saturday
Starting point is 01:25:49 whatever day we're supposed to be back we won't be back we won't we will not be back now they really gonna think shit they all saw shit they pulled it they pulled it off of YouTube
Starting point is 01:26:02 now they're not coming back on Friday no it's all my fault. Yeah, Parks has been marrying somebody. He has to do all the shit that comes along with marrying somebody. And we're friends. He don't really view this as work, so he wasn't asking me for the day off. He was telling me. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:26:19 Even at work, you don't do that. Yeah, nobody does that. I took off this week, and I'm like, yo, I'm not going to be here this day. No, you guys have the't do that. Yeah, nobody does that. I took off this week and I'm like, yo, I'm not going to be here this day. No, you guys have the luxury of that.
Starting point is 01:26:29 You have to remind your boss, fam, can I get off on Thursday? No, no. Oh, you niggas bougie. I'm talking about at my job, Josh. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:26:36 No, no, no. Yo, I'm not going to be here Thursday. That's nice. They say, okay. I wasn't asking. Even if you say, yo, you can't take off Thursday,
Starting point is 01:26:44 I wasn't asking you. All right, get yo you can't take off Thursday I wasn't asking alright get up but there will be content on Patreon for those who wanna I wasn't gonna say that neither like you getting people mad
Starting point is 01:26:52 like you can't you can't do that no more we can't do that we can't pull the shit off of YouTube where the free people were the free people talk the meanest
Starting point is 01:27:00 absolutely the people that ain't paying for something have the most entitlement and the most entitlement And the most You bitch ass Mother fucker
Starting point is 01:27:08 You bum ass Nigga I been here Since day one You put the dollar on y'all But I been here Since day one Oh man They be telling you
Starting point is 01:27:15 So you can't You can't say Oh we'll get into that On Patreon They be telling you Fucking Nah they had enough Of Patreon
Starting point is 01:27:21 They gonna spend The block on Patreon So yeah Parks Has to do some wedding shit. And I'll gladly take a mental health day. What? Well deserved. And I love normalized mental health days being on a Friday.
Starting point is 01:27:34 Yes. Word. Normalized Fridays just being days off, if you want to be real. Yeah. We need the three-day weekend in life. Hey, shout out to all the people out there that are working remotely. Because your boss gets it. Word.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Your boss understands. Shout out to all the bosses that get it. Yeah. You can get the same amount of work done in less time. And the same productivity. Say less. Actually, a little bit more productivity. Yeah, I'm about to say, if they let us stay home and work from Monday to Thursday,
Starting point is 01:28:03 I think maybe we get a lot more done than some people. Yeah. Some people. Yeah. And those other people, it's hard to be at home, bro. Yeah. Like, don't fire me while I'm home. Right. I can't even.
Starting point is 01:28:14 Still nothing on the way out of home. Yeah, don't fire me while I'm home. You got a call from the HR calling you. I used to have the worst call and sick voice. Like, when you had to try to make your voice sound. I'm sick. Fam, it was horrible. They never believed me. Where you worked at?
Starting point is 01:28:32 The Wiz, Sears, JCPenney, the post office. Those are my jobs. Oh, you trying to make fun of me right now. Go ahead. I'm trying to tell you where you worked at. I didn't know you then. I didn't know you when you had a day job. You knew me when I had a rapper job and you told me I didn't't know you then. I didn't know you when you had a day job. You knew me when I had a rapper job and you told me
Starting point is 01:28:45 I didn't have a job then. I did. And now I'm a successful podcaster and you still tell me I don't really have a job. I did. Prior to. No, I said I did.
Starting point is 01:28:55 You used to act like At no point, at no point, at no point do you respect my actual line of work. Now, hold on. Even though I'm forced to. Now, now I do. Joe, I line of work? Now, hold on. Even though I'm forced to. Now I do.
Starting point is 01:29:06 Yo, I remember when. I do, motherfucker. What you want me to say? Fam, time out. This is what he'll say. Yo, what you doing, man? Yo, come out. Fam, I got to work in the morning.
Starting point is 01:29:17 I work too. That's my point. No, you have the luxury to have you Video Village and Parks come to work at one o'clock and guess what I don't even understand what he's saying
Starting point is 01:29:31 if you can't make it till one we can push it back till two normal niggas can't do that can't do that I can't do that
Starting point is 01:29:39 I can't do my job normalize black black people owning the company which I do own it's still a schedule that has to be coming to play oh now let's have black owner Normalize black people owning the company. Which I do own. It's still a schedule that has to be coming to play. Oh, now let's have black owner rules and mandate battles.
Starting point is 01:29:53 No, again. Sorry that you don't run that type of shit with your staff and your clients and house builders, your workers, your window repair plumbing people over here. We try to like uplift morale contrary to what the reports say we try to uplift morale creative spirit shit like that so if Parks don't
Starting point is 01:30:14 want to come to work why I'm gonna make him come to work he's just gonna come here and look stupid in the face and I gotta come to his house and look at him look stupid in the face
Starting point is 01:30:21 so I don't want to do that I agree that's it no but Joe you used to do that. I agree. That's it. No, but Joe, you used to do that, though, because I remember when State of the Culture started. You used to beat us upside the head with, I got a job now.
Starting point is 01:30:33 Now I got to go to work now. Ish, I got to be up at four. I got to be up. I got a job. I got a house at four. Yeah. Yeah, that was you. Then you felt it. That was you.
Starting point is 01:30:39 Yeah, you. So that means for you. Well, that was a job. I was licensed to another black band's company. Yeah, and he had your black ass in there at four. It's Puff running down. I mean, I'd be up. Puff said he made the R&B Benjamins.
Starting point is 01:30:53 Do y'all believe it or not? It's in the tuck? Puff has an album coming out. I know. We know that. I wasn't sure if he was referencing something that's already been released. No, no, no. Not out.
Starting point is 01:31:02 Oh, he has an R&B Benjamins? Well, we can't agree with it until we hear it. Do you think. Oh, he has an R&B Benjamins? Well, we can't agree with it until we hear it. Do you think it's possible to make an R&B Benjamins? Yes, Ish. You can't make a decision until you hear it.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Anything. You're an artist. Anything is possible. He didn't say who was on it. If Puff says, yo, I have an R&B Benjamins in the tuck, I believe that.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Do you believe it or not? Yes. He's the only person that can say that. It's Puff. He's the only person that can say that. He made the Benjamins, so can say that He made the Benjamins
Starting point is 01:31:25 So Exactly He made the Benjamins So if I tell you I got the best ear for music We've ever heard So if I tell you I got a R&B Benjamins
Starting point is 01:31:33 Yes You Yeah you're gonna give us Exactly You can give us some It's nothing to talk Yes What made the Benjamins
Starting point is 01:31:39 The Benjamins Did you hear the beat Do you hear how it comes on Okay push the button On the computer Thinky thing there. Yeah, like fam used to be in the club in 97, 98. They didn't even play the song. They used to play the...
Starting point is 01:31:50 And cut it off. And the crowd would lose their fucking mind. It's over. That was just a well put together song, yo. Now, what y'all want? Like all of that. That right there. And they would cut it off.
Starting point is 01:32:04 Just like that. And the crowd would go, ah! I went, ah, in my head just now. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:19 Uh-huh. Yeah. It's all about the Benjamins, baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's all about the Benjamins, baby. Good, baby. Uh-huh, yeah. It's all about the Benjamins, baby. Uh-huh, yeah. It's all about the Benjamins, baby. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:35 I'm just doing that to investigate what makes the Benjamins the Benjamins. Fam, puff don't begin, it's just do. That sample, it's the beat, it's the hook. It's everything, man. It's the hook. It's the verses, it's the everything. And again hook it's everything it's the hook it's the verses it's the everything and again back to the intro line yo
Starting point is 01:32:50 it's the everything fam like and the people on it they all fucking they bodied it everybody the remix bodied it I'm just trying to figure out
Starting point is 01:32:57 who would be on an R&B version of the Benjamins today when you say that there were four people on the Benjamins five people on the Benjamins six people on the Benjamins like six
Starting point is 01:33:04 all three of the locks wait wait wait wait three of the locks. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Three of the locks. No, no, no, no, no. They double back with Kim and Big. That's five. And Puff. That's six. That's six. And everybody got busy. You're not saying, is he saying there's an R&B song that there's going to be that many features and they all going crazy or it's a beat like that?
Starting point is 01:33:21 What could the hook be on something like that? And Puff gave us the other shit. That was crazy. He's a beat like that. What could the hook be on something like that? And Puff gave us the other shit. That was crazy. He's never dropped the ball to me, but I can't talk about it. Genuine. It's just, don't try to ever
Starting point is 01:33:33 guess those songs. We don't have time. We know. To the people listening, we know music. We know the song, but you trying to do it. Genuine.
Starting point is 01:33:39 And I'm thinking somebody going to say the name of the fucking song. You owe me? No, that was important. That was Tim. No. Oh, Hate Me Now.
Starting point is 01:33:49 Jesus Christ. No, nigga. Genuine is not on Hate Me Now. Mr. Music Guy, we all know music. No, nigga. Genuine. Touch me, tease me. What I need with the pretty girl with the short hair bob in the video.
Starting point is 01:34:04 It's just making a point. I don't even know what song you're talking about. Nigga, I wasn't born. It's nobody cares. It's just going. It's fine. Yo, you're an asshole. The shit where he was begging for J-Lo back.
Starting point is 01:34:20 Yo, what cable you had? What was your VH1 box? You ordered that? Yo, move on, man. Move around. Puff can probably make an R&B band. Yes, yes, yes, he can. And if he says he have it, I'm going to.
Starting point is 01:34:34 All right, so I'll ask y'all this now. Let's try to spice it up. All of y'all said that it's corny for Drake to have a heart in his head and promote an album called Certified Lover Boy. Y'all said that wasn't the move. It was kind of goofy. I disagree with that, but here.
Starting point is 01:34:49 Puff has a high top. I think it's in conjunction with whatever project he's dropping or whatever mood he's trying to set. Do we feel it's corny and goofy?
Starting point is 01:35:02 No. I didn't think Drake's shit was corny and goofy either. I didn't think Drake's shit was corny and goofy either. I didn't think so either. I didn't think so either. You can laugh at it, but not in a... You can make jokes. I didn't think it was corny.
Starting point is 01:35:10 He didn't laugh at it. He's light-skinned. All right, come on. Let's move on. Let's move on. DaBaby. DaBaby is footage out of two kids selling candy, trying to hustle him. They were trying to get some money.
Starting point is 01:35:21 He slid open the door. They were happy to see him. He said, how much is the candy? Give me for the whole box. They said 200. Well, one of them said 200. But it's always the leader of the selling candy crew that's running the scam.
Starting point is 01:35:35 So he said 200. The other kid was like, oh, you shot that up a little too high. So then the baby pulled all the candy out and said, how much is one pack? He said $2. And he said, how many is in there? And it wasn't a lot. It wasn't a hundred.
Starting point is 01:35:47 It was 30, 34, something like that. 30-something packs in there. So then the baby bought a pack of candy from each of them for $2 and got back in his van, slid the door, said, these kids got me fucked up. I used to sell candy. I know the scheme. I know the game. Respects the game.
Starting point is 01:36:02 I know the game. So if you just tell me that you don't try to hustle me, I the game but you didn't so now you blew your you blew your shot and he wrote off now a lot of people said hey the baby taught them kids a valuable lesson sure some other people said what the fuck was that lesson where do y'all fall on this are you on the kid's side what what should the baby have done in this? Should he have given him the $200? Said, yo, man, go ahead. Keep the candy. Y'all rock out.
Starting point is 01:36:28 Do your thing. Like, what should he have done? I would have done two things. I would have shut the door. But I would have spun the block and came back and bought the box. But the lesson would have been taught at that point. You have somewhere to go. And that is a New York street during rush hour.
Starting point is 01:36:43 No, you wouldn't. I didn't know where they was at. But again, it's a good lesson. Because it's a great lesson. you have somewhere to go and that is a New York street during rush hour no you wouldn't I didn't know where they was at but again just imagine it's a good lesson cause it's a great lesson what's the lesson
Starting point is 01:36:50 you gotta learn negotiating like you can't just be greedy as fuck cause you know I got money and try to bump up some candy to two three hundred dollars
Starting point is 01:37:00 yeah you want the 13 year old to know a lot well what he taught him what he taught him too was if you are going to hustle, you got to be able to adapt on the fly. Like, they weren't ready for him to say how much is each one and how many are in there.
Starting point is 01:37:13 Because the dude couldn't even answer the question. And he was like, ah, see, math. I can't say anything about how the baby handled this because I've been in this exact situation and handled it the exact same way. No, I'd usually just give him $20 and tell them keep the candy me too until they try to scam you
Starting point is 01:37:27 and say this box is $250 and it's going it's buying the whole state of New Jersey kids basketball jersey fam
Starting point is 01:37:36 when they do that to me I'll be like yo what position you play they be like huh and that's the same as them asking them how much is what
Starting point is 01:37:42 like I'm letting you know I know this is a scam you get what I'm saying you know I know this is a scare. You get what I'm saying? I respect the hustle. Get your game time. But if you would have kept it a buck with me. I would have bought the whole box.
Starting point is 01:37:49 I would have cashed you out. Y'all would have went home. But because you still trying to finesse me. Nah, you take that $2, bro. Take that. I'm not against that. You fuck that up. All right, come on.
Starting point is 01:37:57 We keeping it fast. We keeping it moving. Lamar Odom versus Tristan Thompson. How do we feel? For those that don't know, Lamar Odom is Khloe Kardashian's ex. Yeah. Right? Tristan Thompson is her current or ex
Starting point is 01:38:13 or child's father and child's father. Lamar, now... Lamar left a comment under a Khloe Kardashian picture. It was like a hard eyes or something in support of her, to which Tristan Thompson responded with, I think it was a little more than heart eyes. It was a lot more than heart eyes. Look what I have to report on.
Starting point is 01:38:33 I have to report on heart eyes and our reaction to it. No, no, no. Flame emojis. Hotty. Heart eyes. Flame them. That's mad lovey-dovey emojis. Yes.
Starting point is 01:38:42 I've been both Lamar Odom and Tristan in this situation. Tristan said, God brought you back the first time. Play if you want. Different results. That's a lot. It's a lot. From what I heard. Over the internet.
Starting point is 01:38:55 It's trying to look tough online, man. About somebody with a drug addiction? No. God brought you back the first time? No, not even a drug addiction. Like, you almost died on the table, and you playing with the death and all of that other shit. Now, from what I heard, they were talking about the shit in the barbershop. They're no longer together, Chloe and Tristan.
Starting point is 01:39:16 Oh, well, then that's super. What barbershop do you go to? They have Wendy Williams on in the barbershop, you asshole. But anyway. What barbershop do you call it? Yo, what the hell is wrong with this kid? That's why I never got to ask her. Look at his hair.
Starting point is 01:39:37 I never want to be that beautiful when Wendy Williams is on in the shop. I fuck with Wendy, but in the shop? Wait. Look, he walked in the shop. I fuck with Wendy but In the Shop? Wait. Look what he walked in the shop and he was talking about Khloe Kardashian. What summer
Starting point is 01:39:49 do you live in? Yo, Sam, can I finish my story? It was wild in the super cuts. Word. So they said that
Starting point is 01:39:56 basically they not together no more. So if they not together, then Lamar's not really way out of bounds. I don't think Lamar's out of bounds
Starting point is 01:40:04 at all. Now if that's his girl, Lamar's out of bounds. Yeah. No, it's not. way out of bounds. I don't think Lamar's out of bounds at all. Now, if that's his girl, Lamar's out of bounds. Yeah. No, it's not. He's out of bounds, period. You said he is out of bounds? Yeah. He's not out of bounds.
Starting point is 01:40:13 If they're not together, he's not out of bounds. He's not out of bounds. That's my old work. Either way. Sam, Lamar Odom is on TV with Carly Redd, Aaron Carter. He shoved that. When the relationship was working the girl that said
Starting point is 01:40:27 she was gonna nurse him back to health and be there to fight the demon he shoved that shit right in our face forever forever then it didn't work out
Starting point is 01:40:35 he shitted on her he shitted on anybody you can't come off of all of that and now go to your Khloe Kardashian oh I left this part out when he was shitting on the last x or no he's shitting on carly red because she's the ass this is too much gossip
Starting point is 01:40:51 for me but he was shitting on uh carly red by saying fam my ex is a kardashian that's the bar for me anything below that i don't even entertain it. That's where you lose me. Yeah, you lost me. You can't, if I'm the current man or the baby daddy and that's how you talk in just in interviews that have nothing to do with us
Starting point is 01:41:12 and then your next move is to leave the heart and go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I let the first one ride. I heard it and saw it, but I let it ride. Now you back
Starting point is 01:41:22 with that boldness to do this it's some bullshit this is bold i agree and that's why i always wonder that when i'm liking pictures on instagram because you know women hide their their uh partners so i always we never know i always wonder how how it looks me liking the girl and she is dating somebody who we just don't know about. And that guy has to just keep seeing your name on the likes. That's why I don't say he's out of bounds. Stop being a thirst bucket, nigga. Stop using the app? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:53 That's why he's not out of bounds. No, he's out of bounds. No, that's out of bounds. I don't think it's out of bounds. He's not out of bounds. I don't think he's out of bounds at all. Explain. Tell us.
Starting point is 01:42:00 Everyone's single? No, that's what I said. If they single, it's not out of bounds. Is everyone single? This is where pardon becomes difficult said if they're single it's not is everyone this is where it becomes difficult don't get shot trying to comfort my chick while we going through something that was the meme right yes young thug said it yes that's a real thing correct are you really single if we going through something i know we broke up because we told each other that but are we are you really single fam we told each other it ain't working the blogs
Starting point is 01:42:26 there's mad blogs that make a living off of reporting our difficult times that don't mean we're not about to bounce back can he say that okay who say what trista say what don't know he shouldn't say that no i'm not even talking about that he can't say yo don't come from my chick when we going through something that's just a meme when Lamar and her was going through something didn't you come from my chick I don't know I'm not caught up in this stuff
Starting point is 01:42:56 because this is what Instagram is for she posted them pictures knowing that niggas is gonna thirst their way in her comments one of them is gonna be Lamar Odom so what that's the attention that come with that and if everyone's single that niggas is going to thirst their way in her comments. One of them is going to be Lamar Odom. So what? That's the attention that come with that. And if everyone's single. If she's not single. That's the big thing.
Starting point is 01:43:10 If she's not single. If she's not single, Lamar Odom and Tristan Thompson is not my mans. I'm not. Whatever. Y'all are wrong on this one. If they're not single, Lamar is way out of bounds. If they're not single. How am I supposed to know if they're single or not?
Starting point is 01:43:24 I'm supposed to investigate that first before I comment on her picture? Well, if you don't know if she's single, Lamar's way out of bounds. If they're not single, you're out of bounds. How am I supposed to know if they're single or not? I'm supposed to investigate that first before I comment on her picture? Well, if you don't know if she's single, nigga, you're out of bounds. Nigga, if she's... And you could get your face punched in trying to be disrespectful. Oh, no, I'm not saying he going... And I'm with Ish because this ain't just a regular nigga leaving a comment. It ain't Joe Schmo. It's my ex.
Starting point is 01:43:42 This is my ex. You know my current yeah like you know what's going on don't play don't yeah i don't like it i don't like it y'all ain't never left a comment or nothing no no no no i've never done i have never done that i've liked no i'm not leaving a comment okay okay so you've liked what if her new nigga feels a way about you liking her pictures ice you're not gonna come i'm compare. I'm asking you. You're not going to compare. If that's your angle. It's a valid question.
Starting point is 01:44:07 No, it's not. How is it not? It's not valid. It's a false parallel. They're not the same at all. There's nothing the same about that. It's a lot of gray between pulling my dick out and saying hi.
Starting point is 01:44:17 He didn't pull his dick out, though. He didn't pull his dick out. I know he didn't. Might as well. Only the eggplant emoji is missing from here. It's not there, though. It's not there. Yo, it's two heart eyes, two lovey hearts, some fire, some more heart.
Starting point is 01:44:29 Come on, stop. I'm not listening to them because they both married, right? And in the event that they go through something. And you just said. Wait, let me finish. In the event that they go through something, that's normal in these types of relationships. Indeed. they go through something that's normal in these types of relationships indeed and your partner's recent ex now pops up two seconds later with the full court press emojis comments interviews
Starting point is 01:44:55 everything i'd like to hear the answer for both of y'all can i answer for me of course you can being a hundred i will never see it personally i don't look at her shit for that reason i don't need to know who's liking her pictures or commenting on her pictures. But you're not in their world. I said comment for me. You're going to see it because every blog reports on it. Exactly. Every blog would say it.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Every blog's seen it. Every of them. Hey, I don't follow certain girls because they play games and I don't want to see it. But I still see it sometimes because the blog's posted. And people will ask you if you're a fan. Yeah, the fans will tell you. So that's my point. So you're going to have to see it.
Starting point is 01:45:30 You're putting too much power in you and the will. I'm just saying that if I know this is how she, if I'm dating Khloe, she's posting these type of pictures. This is what they do. Every time he says that, I cringe. This is what they do. This is, fam, the Kardashians are- So she's inviting this.
Starting point is 01:45:46 Yes. Yes. They've made a living off of this. I disagree with what Isis takes. They built brands off of this. Are you crazy? I want to be on record saying I disagree with all of Isis takes this episode. I'm not going to say-
Starting point is 01:45:57 Every last one. I'm not going to say he's wrong in that. We getting off the point. The point is this. Oh, so if she dressed like that And go outside She deserved to get raped What's the difference That's not what I said at all What's the difference
Starting point is 01:46:07 That's not what I said at all What is the difference And she dressed like that And posted pictures You were inviting your ex To do something That is what you're saying He didn't invite her to nothing
Starting point is 01:46:15 He said she's a hottie No I'm saying Your point is She is inviting that Behavior She's inviting attention I didn't say nothing about an ex He didn't say nothing about rape
Starting point is 01:46:24 Attention What I'm saying is And they are looking for attention L.O. didn't say nothing about her acts. He didn't say nothing about rape. And they are looking for attention. L.O. didn't say nothing so disrespectful or crazy. He said hottie in fire emojis. That's not crazy. He said something crazy. If he said I want to lick your toes or something wild then... Yo, you taking me back to when I used to... Now you out.
Starting point is 01:46:42 I think they are crazy. I think y'all wrong. We can move on. We disagree. Now you're wilding. I think they are crazy. I think y'all wrong. We can move on. We disagree. I want to address Ice because Ice be taking himself out of these situations. Address him because he benched Augusto. In this particular situation, if this is you. Yes.
Starting point is 01:46:56 So not you and your current girl. This is you. So even if you don't follow Khloe's page. I'm following. Sheerum, all of them. They're going to bring. Okay. Right. I'm following. Shade Room, all of them, they're going to bring it to your attention. I see it. What's your response to Lamar? Not that. I'm not saying nothing. I wouldn't say
Starting point is 01:47:11 nothing about that. That's crazy. I'm not saying anything to you on social media. I'm going to double tap it. That's my move. Something like that. Well, I follow. Too many podcasters are liars. It's too many of y'all that lie and I want to see y'all get put in this exact position. I wouldn't bring up the death.
Starting point is 01:47:28 I think what Tristan did is disrespectful and is over the line. But I think Lamar is over the line, too. Lamar knew what he was doing. Yeah. He knew what he was doing. Again, you can threaten him. What he said, though, is different. I'm not threatening anyone online leaving the trail.
Starting point is 01:47:44 I think we got all of y'all points on this. Yeah. We disagree. though, is different. I'm not threatening anyone online leaving the trail. I think we got all of your points on this. We disagree. Yeah, we disagree. That's all. Merry Christmas. Yeah, but I'm not threatening you online, bro. I'm not doing that. Not with death, not bringing up your overdose and all of that.
Starting point is 01:48:01 I think it's tacky and classless. Mad times men have smoke for other men revolving around a woman not necessarily fighting about the woman but the principal and you playing with me. Yes. And what's perceived as disrespect. If you have never been there
Starting point is 01:48:17 and don't get that then cool. If this happened to me actually this happened to me actually this happened to me and I got in the car for the next week making the picks big trying to find where he was at stop playing with me
Starting point is 01:48:34 that's what I agree with I'm talking about this I'm not threatening you online I will never comment to this yeah I'm going to look for you I am saying Lamar wasn't out of bounds both things right. I am saying Lamar wasn't out of bounds. Both things are correct. I'm saying Lamar is not out of bounds for that. But I'm going to take it as disrespect personally
Starting point is 01:48:52 and I'm going to look for you. Yes. But just on the Lamar... Get him. I ain't get him. Stop, stop, stop. You said... Y'all, hold on, Ish. Y'all have never, ever, ever reacted on something. And even if the person wasn't wrong, per se.
Starting point is 01:49:12 No. Watch this, Ice. You said he's not out of bounds. From his side, he's not out of bounds. You said, I don't think Lamar's out of bounds. Correct. But if I'm Tristan, I'm still going to see. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:24 So you're going to try to see somebody that's not out of bounds? Dog, it's times where you've told me, like I said, my comment of, yo, this person's trash. Right? I don't see that as being out of bounds. If the person take it that way, that's on them. You got to be prepared to deal with whatever comes with that. That's what I'm saying. So yes, I don't see Lamar is out of bounds.
Starting point is 01:49:43 But if Tristan Thompson takes it that way, nigga, you opened the door, you got to deal with the smoke that come with that. I agree. Alright. Do y'all know Pier 1 closed? I do. I was trying to shoplift the other day and I couldn't do it. No candles. See, the problem is y'all
Starting point is 01:49:59 go from like novice podcasters to unpacking every angle of everything. Oh no, it's fine. Who wins the fight? Y'all answered everything but that one. Because that determines who should be doing what. Y'all did all that talking about nothing.
Starting point is 01:50:18 Lamar's been training. Listen, I've seen Lamar Odom fight. I've never seen Tristan Thompson fight. I've seen Lamar Odom give a semblance of a boxing match where he did not really. Which is back to mine and Itch's point. That he need to shut the fuck up. Hey, y'all did all that unpacking to get to. He shouldn't do that.
Starting point is 01:50:44 Maybe some other brothers can play like that. Crowder. Maybe Crowder. Come on, that's fucked up. They're going to fuck me up. They're going to fuck me up. Oh, man. All right, what else we got?
Starting point is 01:50:57 We've unpacked everything I need to. Shaquana McGregor, shut up now, forever. Is it over? I'm a casual UFC guy so I don't know I watched the fight I gave him a little $68 nah
Starting point is 01:51:11 I don't think he has to shut up he's never gonna shut up no I no no no I think if my man would have beat the shit out of him
Starting point is 01:51:16 without the broken leg he would have shut up I still don't think he would have y'all got McGregor he gotta sell a fight and he's a marketing genius right
Starting point is 01:51:24 like that's his thing. But the broken leg now. I don't know if you could be a UFC fighter recovering from a broken leg. Maybe. Yo. How you going to kick someone again? Yo, but nah. He kind of got the.
Starting point is 01:51:39 Because he wasn't getting his ass whipped. He was getting his ass whipped. He was losing. He wasn't getting his ass whipped. Huh? He was getting his ass whipped. Did y losing. He wasn't getting his ass with. Huh? He was getting his ass with. Did y'all watch the fight? No,
Starting point is 01:51:48 I didn't watch the fight. He was on his back getting pummeled in the face on the ground for a fucking minute and a half. Yo, in UFC, that's not good.
Starting point is 01:51:55 Could have been his strategy. Maybe. Could have been strategy. It wasn't looking good. Come on, keep punching me in the face It wasn't looking good for him. In UFC,
Starting point is 01:52:02 you've seen worse. For sure. But, he still has it right. Rich Dallas in the boxing ring. Even if he got knocked the fuck out, first punch of the fight, he's not going to stop. That's just who he is. That's all I'm saying. No, he's not going to shut up.
Starting point is 01:52:15 Yeah, never. Is he going to fight again? Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't do UFC fights, but he does celebrity boxing matches and boxing matches. He's going to make some money in the ring. Yeah. It might not be to this extent.
Starting point is 01:52:28 I think his ego is huge. I don't know how you— Yeah, but how do you come back from that type of injury? Go to the bar and beat people up. No, we saw Paul George's leg breaking off. If I lose in the ring, there's no shame. There's no shame in me losing in the ring. It's a little different.
Starting point is 01:52:43 No, Paul George is just running at top speed, dunking on niggas. His leg broke in half, and he came back. I don't know, man. I don't know if he comes back from that. It's a little different. I get it. I get it. We'll see.
Starting point is 01:52:56 Well, good luck for him. Yeah, good luck. Because that was a nasty break. That shit was disgusting, but it was nasty. I saw the clip, and it looked like I broke my ankle. Y'all remember I was on on the scooter and with the cast. That shit just took me back. It's not fun.
Starting point is 01:53:13 I don't care. You're not cool to me. You're not tough to me. You're not the measuring stick of what street niggas listen to. To answer your question, no, he's not going to stop because he was on the stretch of being let out still popping shit. Facts. He did an interview afterwards still popping shit.
Starting point is 01:53:33 Sitting on the mat talking shit. Your wife was in my DMs. So no, he's not going to stop. Never. Early prediction on Pacquiao versus Earl Spence. Earl Spence. Yeah. I want Earl Spence to win but Pacquiao is just a different
Starting point is 01:53:51 monster yo maybe still is we'll see but I'm rooting for Earl Spence he hits hard he's tough when do they fight? August 21st damn a wedding night yeah yeah so are you going to have to they fight? August 21st. Damn, a wedding night. Yeah. Are you going to have to...
Starting point is 01:54:07 Some TV's going to be at the reception. I'm objecting before they fight. Before this fight airs. Does anybody have an objection? Yeah, the scheduling and this bullshit. The fight is on. Hey, yo, preacher man.
Starting point is 01:54:26 Hurry that up. Oh, that's funny. All right, so before we bounce, I want to apologize to LeBron. I'm sorry, LeBron. Thank you. I know what you're apologizing for. It don't look that bad, man. It's bullshit.
Starting point is 01:54:43 It's just going to be fire. Man, why does this shit look great? That I didn't know they shot it in 4k this shit's gonna look amazing bro nah that shit look like something man they got fucking Ernie Johnson in there they reeled me in who's gonna win LeBron the Monstars I don't know
Starting point is 01:55:04 it looks fire though I'm going to see it I'm not going to see it but I am going to win LeBron, the Monstars? I don't know. It looks fire, though. I'm going to see it. It looks fire. Y'all kill me with that. I'm not going to see it, but I am going to watch it in my house. I'm going to watch it on HBO Max. Because it's for the kids. It's for the kids.
Starting point is 01:55:14 I'm watching this. This is for me. But it's one of those nostalgic things that you have to watch as an adult. I feel bad for shitting on y'all. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I told you, bro. That's why I go see that in the theater. You just got to get the old man take.
Starting point is 01:55:26 Like, I get it. Don't touch shit that was a classic then. But they can do shit right. Look at these guys. I've never seen Don Cheadle's skin looking so beautiful. That's 5K. Something is happening here. Shout out to LeBron, man.
Starting point is 01:55:42 I am going to watch this. I see he's got some Fortnite cool looking character out of my range. I know nothing about Fortnite or games. I'm not a game. You already know I give it up. Don't listen. Listen, word of advice. Don't fuck with that Fortnite, bro.
Starting point is 01:55:54 Please don't. Just don't even out of boredom say, let me try it new. Them little eight, nine year olds. You're not, you're not ready for them. They're ruthless. Fam, I wanted to fight for real. I don't know what's wrong with you. At my age, you don't try to fix the boredom.
Starting point is 01:56:08 I game. You just recognize it. I play games. I had some little kids that I knew. Yo, jump on Fortnite with us. All right, what's this? Oh, we're going to show you how to play? All right, cool.
Starting point is 01:56:20 Man. They whooping my ass, popping shit at the same time. I almost forgot these were kids I was playing with. And I mean, they're like 9, 10 years old. Yeah, it's stressful. A 40-year-old to play me in double dribble 30 years ago, I would have whipped his ass too. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 01:56:37 Reminding me that that's who we were. I couldn't wait to play my uncles in Mac. I couldn't wait to play my uncles in Mac. Beating their ass. Now, we are them. Crazy. Lead them new games on. Man, you ain't just going to be talking shit.
Starting point is 01:56:48 And I got headphones on listening to you. Like, I'll take the headphones off. With your little microphone on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I take them shit. Yeah, but if you unplug them, then the sound come through the TV. Now you're getting shit on. I can mute them.
Starting point is 01:57:00 Nah, you want the game. You want to hear the game, Joe. Y'all don't game. Y'all don't understand. You right. Y'all don't game. Y'all don't understand. You right. Y'all don't game. Y'all don't. I mean, he's right.
Starting point is 01:57:08 What the fuck up? We ain't even got a PS5. We got time. We got games. I've been thinking about it, but I'm pussy. I'm cool. But I do want to apologize. I am going to go watch.
Starting point is 01:57:19 I'm going to stay home and watch Space Jam. I am. Same. Where we at over there? Two. Oh, I'm out of here on y'all. I'm out of here. I got other stuff that, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Starting point is 01:57:30 Oh, no. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. All right.
Starting point is 01:57:37 Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. How am I feeling out there? All right. So Ish asked me earlier where I worked at. I had to run down my extensive resume to him. Playing something off the Wiz right now? Playing something off
Starting point is 01:57:52 that Walgreens Stockboy Classic playlist. When we was the only ones in the store. Little Light FM was rocking. We was jamming to the White Boy Jams Hold up man
Starting point is 01:58:06 Yeah, hauling notes Another one of my Walgreens stock favorites I can see that 100 days have made me older Listen, when this come on All the shampoo is going in the right place All of it
Starting point is 01:58:23 1000% 1000% going in the right place. Pretty fake. Yo, Joe. All of it. Think he's a better stalker than me? 1,000%. 1,000%. Truck coming at 6. It's empty by 7 when Joe is there. Can't fuck with me at a stalker. I know. Mic check, mic check.
Starting point is 01:58:35 Hold up. Yeah. Some of y'all know. Some of them feel me out there. Wait a minute. But all the miles are separated You about to go crazy. Uh oh. Uh oh. When white people get over this little folk guitar
Starting point is 01:58:52 Nah, they don't. Uh oh. The chords. Chord jam. It's coming. Uh oh. I'm here without you baby But you're still on my mind I think I'm proud to be there And I dream about you all the time I'm here without you, baby But you're still with me in my dreams
Starting point is 01:59:16 And tonight, it's only you and me White boy, stand up If you in the car, put the windows down We cruising right now, let's go The miles just keep rolling As the people leave their way to say hello Oh, I ain't even peeped it They stole my whole OLS4 video treatment. Yo, look where they got the idea from.
Starting point is 01:59:50 Wow! Let me hear you all out there sing along. Thank you! What else? Wow! Let me hear y'all out there sing along. Inky. I'm here without you, baby. What else? But you're still all my lonely love. What else?
Starting point is 02:00:09 I think about you, baby. And I dream about you all the time. It's still breakup season. We out of this, guys. I'm here without you, baby. But you're still all my lonely love. Get her back. Love that woman the right way.
Starting point is 02:00:22 It's an eye, girl. It that woman the right way. my love and when the last one falls when it's all said and done it gets hard but it won't take away my love woah oh oh oh oh yes they never changed the arrangement on the white soul smashes.
Starting point is 02:01:06 Man. You knew that. The solo's coming at the bridge. Yeah. It's gonna be a string, it's gonna be a guitar, it's gonna be something. Why white people never found nothing else to do on the bridge? It works. It does work.
Starting point is 02:01:18 It works. But that is dope. We joking around, but I think it's dope when the music can be the... I'm just kidding. I'm getting geeky. I'm here without you, baby. Well! But you're still with me in my dreams. This is my shit. Joe Budden concerts need to come back, man.
Starting point is 02:01:36 That's where white soul was really prevalent. You and me. Brand new old music, three doors down Here without you, some of my loneliest nights when I'm without her I ain't gonna lie, I might have to start getting into my Walgreens Stockboy playlist a little more, man That felt good, that felt good I ain't going to lie. I might have to start getting into my Walgreens Stockboy playlist a little more, man. That felt good. That felt good.
Starting point is 02:02:10 You're not the old Stockboy, though. Just know that. Shut up. All right. This is Loose Cannon Takeoff. That's his name. The record is called Run Game, and it features Doody Low. Ain't nobody gave a nigga nothin' I done spent a grip on my swag On check price tags, I can turn nothin' into somethin' Fucked a lot of bitches in the pad Give a fuck if she bad Never put a bit before a thotin' Heard that I was poppin' on the ground
Starting point is 02:02:55 Bitch, I'm out here sellin' grounds I can give a fuck about a fuck They say I'm on fire, got that flame on me In your city with that fire, got that flame on me Name Rain Bill, that's a change on me Still carry that shit a hundred when they changed on me They say I'm on fire like that flame on me In your city with that fire, got that flame on me Never let a bitch run game on me Still carry that shit a hundred when they changed on me Want a bag, get a bag Blow a bag, double bag, get a bag
Starting point is 02:03:22 Got a bag, got a man, touchdown, run it back and all that My main focus, remain focused and prosper While I'm riding through your city with these racks and the chalk Real talk, shot a dreadhead like a roster Mouth full of gold with a pole, no boxing We're around the town, can a gang, got it poppin' I'm tied with the trenches, cut a G's, know I'm rockin' Got blue chin, that'll turn your bitch into a freak Know Bruce Lee, I can get him chalked for the cheap Know I'm cuff shit, you're a whole thot to the streets All the slut bitches, she gon' give me talk Till I'm weak, G-tweet
Starting point is 02:03:52 All I ever wanted was a bag Buying shit I never had, ain't nobody gave a nigga none I done spent a grip on my swag On check price tags, I can turn nothin' into somethin' Fucked a lot of bitches in my bag Gave a fuck if she bad Never put a bitch before, no Heard that I was poppin' on the ground, bitch, I'm out here sellin' grounds
Starting point is 02:04:11 I can give a fuck about a fuck They say I'm on fire like that flame on me In your city with that fire, got that flame on me Name Rainbill, that's a change on me Still count that shit a hundred when they changed on me They say I'm on fire like that flame on me He don't see that with that fire got that flame on me Never let a bitch run game on me
Starting point is 02:04:31 Still carry that shit a hundred when they changed on me Lil' nigga better keep his fire, put some flame on me Nigga, you a pussy, first your mood, put your name in me We in love with G-Lock, shot him out his G-Shocks All the gangsters in the mother states know how we rock Yeah, I'm big duty low, kill them niggas a few to go Bust it down a few to go, got some roster that'll move the smoke And they real dreadhead killers but not coolio 223's really hot, it'll take a face off Sliding through the O, smoking dope, me and
Starting point is 02:04:57 Tayka We inventing headshots, boom, that's the dreadlocks Cause the feds hot, fold them on, air cocked Mask on, they don't know if I was there or not. All I ever wanted was a bag. Buying shit I never had. Ain't nobody gave a nigga nothing. I done spent a grip on my swag. On tip price tags, I can turn nothing into something. Fucked a lot of bitches in the bag.
Starting point is 02:05:19 Give a fuck if she bad. Never put a bitch before. Yeah, that's Loose Cannon Takeoff featuring Doody Lowell, Run Game. That shit is hard. That shit is hard. I'm trying to find a little, you know, I got to keep it. I feel you. You know.
Starting point is 02:05:31 No, you got your lane. You got your lane. But I got the dope shit in that bag. Yeah. I'm going to play some of his IDK album. This is 1995. One, two, three, three, four, five. If a nigga touch me, he going to meet four, five.
Starting point is 02:05:44 I'm going to shoot like Jordan. 90,, 5, I'ma shoot like Jordan. 90, 95, I'ma shoot like Jordan. 90, 95, uh, 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, if a nigga touch me, he gon' meet 4, 5, I'ma shoot like Jordan. 90, 95, I'ma shoot like Jordan. 90, 95, sharp shooter play the cut. Slam dunk, we don't need it I'll put a bad bitch later I'm so charged up right now
Starting point is 02:06:09 They done shaded us Came a long way from the backyard, yeah Came a long way from the backyard, yeah 17 years, a mama coming home No hug, no love, no kiss Not even a hello, just Did you wash the dishes? Did you fold my clothes?
Starting point is 02:06:24 Oh no, let me hurry up, mama on the road. What's love? I say IDK, that mean I don't know. In this case, barely room for love, barely room for growth. I wanna cry, but I never do. It ain't good to show, I wanna die, but I never do. Can't go like a hoe, I tiptoe around the idea of family time. Just me, mama, and my unbroken family tie.
Starting point is 02:06:44 Seeing pictures of them tying the knot. Both of Martin Broken family tie Seeing pictures of them tying the knot Both of them are smiling Same pictures of them tying the knot Falling from they fighting What I thought it was normal If I didn't watch TV I'm seeing white people eating With they families happily
Starting point is 02:06:56 Only time we ate together Was eating at Applebee's Parents had so many jobs Our family tree was an apple tree I never saw my stepfather Kiss my mama not, that's for real We ain't need no A.C., the household was so cold, I'm gettin' chills That's why it's one, two, three, three, four, five
Starting point is 02:07:18 If a nigga touch me, he gon' meet four, five I'ma shoot like Jordan, 90, 95 I'ma shoot like Jordan 90-95, I'ma shoot like Jordan 90-95, 1-2-3, 3-4-5 If a nigga touch me, he gon' meet 4-5 I'ma shoot like Jordan 90-95, I'ma shoot like Jordan 90-95
Starting point is 02:07:39 Have you ever been to an immigrant's home Where the straight A's and being a doctor Was all they know cause they come from struggle? Worked to get a house and now they work in double, can't even enjoy it They looking for you to be the one to graduate and bring the joy up But if you was me then you would be the one to make them need a lawyer And pay for the court fees, all cause the nigga didn't wanna look dorky All for the nigga four years, that's a four piece, no peace, no peace, no peace, no peace, no peace, no peace
Starting point is 02:08:04 That's how it sound inside of my mama's head Stepfather ain't coming home, he get your head Claiming he busy, he on a business trip When really he with a trick, she sucking I had to let that sink in Cause when them days came, it affected the way I see men I had to let that sink in Cause when my mama cried, it affected the way I see men I had to let that sink in cuz when my mama cried it affected the way I see revenge and I ain't even know it but everything
Starting point is 02:08:32 I did was results of how I was growing up and growing nuts and growing balls and going nuts and making calls and hanging up in bitches faces running up in people's places one two three three four three, three, four, five. If a nigga touch me, I'm a... That's 1995 by IDK. He's got a nice project out. Ish is going to try to replay... What's the artist's name? I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:08:59 I don't want to disrespect. Ali? Yali. Yali. This is God Stay With Me If It Sounds Good. We'll see. We gonna run it back. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:16 This is the wrong one? I'm sorry. Baby, you look just like money. Yeah. I like how you feel like money. Yes. I like you like feel like money I like you like I like money Can I count on you like money? Money, money, money, money Like money, like money Yeah, you give me the run for my money You give me the run for my money, yeah
Starting point is 02:10:02 I bet you sweet like cake I bet you sweet like honey, yeah You know you was a queen So you had no time for no dummies, yeah You make a dark day bright You turn a dark day sunny, yeah You the woman, the queen For the king, the man, yeah Let's get to the money A team, a plan, plan They hate, they hate, but together we stand They hate and they hate, it's you I'm a fan Baby you look just like money I like how you feel like money
Starting point is 02:10:39 I like you like I like money Can I count on you like money Money, money, money Money, like money, just like money You give me the run for my money You give me the run for my money You give me the run for my money You give me the run for my money You give me the run for my money
Starting point is 02:11:22 You give me the run for my money You give me the run for my money. You give me the run for my money. You give me the run for my money. Baby, you look just like money. The money, the money. I like how you feel like money. That's Yali. What's the name of this one? Like Money.
Starting point is 02:11:38 And it worked this time. Look at the iPhone doing God's work. He actually does mix his music. How about that ish? The actually does mix his music. How about that ish? The iPhone, you just plug it in and it plays. Right. Isn't that crazy? That's what she said.
Starting point is 02:11:54 Anyway, man, she ain't asked me to plug it in. Shout out to Yali. Great record. They forwarded me the music to my Android. When you forward from Android to iPhone, you lose some of the, I guess, functionality. So everybody had iPhones except you,
Starting point is 02:12:10 and then that's where the music suffered at is what you're telling me, right? Yeah. But when I played it... That's all I need to know. When I played it on my phone, it sounded great.
Starting point is 02:12:20 When I transferred it to Piggity, it didn't work. So the problem came from your phone going to his phone? I guess. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 02:12:29 I'm cool. You cool, Parks? Yeah, I'm cool. All right. And I'm cool as well. Thank you for your participation this week, gentlemen. You guys have been nothing short of amazing excellent i wish for uh the least amount of stress knots in your backs that's what i wish for each of you this summer
Starting point is 02:12:57 i wish for the fanciest version of oral for you guys where she really gets into it uses her hands and everything gets to the gooch smiles lick the gooch I pray look up to you with the smile it's look up at me I'm watching TV you do what you doing let me do what I'm doing perfect marriage I pray for the most salivist of hideous mouths for you guys that's how great you guys have been today you don't care Parks is so happily married He just don't even look up During all of that stuff Like Foreign head
Starting point is 02:13:47 No Why would I want that Me and my wife Have a no sex At the bachelor party rule Are you fucking At the bachelor party ish Don't worry about it
Starting point is 02:14:01 Don't worry about it Never mind You'll wake up Don't worry about it Don't worry about it Yo keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there Until next time
Starting point is 02:14:11 I bid you adieu Peace Arrivederci Hasta la vista Adios And all that good stuff Remember life is a series of moments And moments pass
Starting point is 02:14:22 So let's make this one last As if it's all that we have hey hey I'm jamming. Oh, and lastly. The bad chicks are insecure. The stagnant chicks want to travel somewhere. And the closed-minded chicks want you to teach them something.
Starting point is 02:15:01 Grab an Ivy Probe and enjoy your headache. Everybody won't make it to the giraffe hotel, I don't care pretty baby I don't care pretty baby I don't care pretty baby I don't care pretty baby Just take me with you I'm gone man Just take me with you Won't you take me with you
Starting point is 02:15:32 Honey take me with you

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