The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 483 | "The Circus"

Episode Date: October 27, 2021

On the anniversary of Mood Muzik 4, the guys decide to give Joe Budden his flowers for his 4th and final installment to the Mood Muzik series (9:20). The crew then debates if Joe is a 'mama's boy' (2...3:00), recaps Joe's weekend in Washington D.C. and discuss why the district isn't yet legalized as an official state (39:30). The crew also highlight Meek Mill's tweets claiming he never received any money from music labels (54:30), a fan gifting Tom Brady his 600th touchdown ball (1:58:50) and MORE!   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks  Joe | Joe Budden - “Come Along” & Joe Budden - “Black Cloud” Ice | Joe Budden - “Broken Wings Freestyle” Parks | Joe Budden - “Sober Up” (Ft. Crooked I) Ish | Joe Budden - “Russian Roulette Freestyle”

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's sending you something that might be nice, and it's like a booty works page. It's like a fly baddies. So we got to address that, because I always wonder who are these guys that like those pages. And it's itch. See, but don't send it to me, because now I got to go find the girl. So go find her. But that's the thing. No, you find her. You put it in the book now I gotta go find the girl so go find her but that's the thing no you find her
Starting point is 00:00:27 you put it in the book I'm not for what I'm showing you something that I know you would like but now I gotta go find the person alright so exercise nigga
Starting point is 00:00:35 nah man you acting like shut up fake booty pages be like tag her bitch you tag her you follow her that's the problem
Starting point is 00:00:43 they don't know her but guess what the gram does the gram will tag her. They don't know her. That's the problem. They don't know her. But guess what the gram does? The gram will tag her. Somebody going to find her. I told you who the expert is. You need to know who it is. He surely did.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Yo, dog. Somebody going to find her. All of them. You know what make it creepy for me? Them pages being dudes. Yeah. I know a dude that runs one. Is he a creep? I've never. He know a dude that runs one. Is he a creep?
Starting point is 00:01:06 I've never. He didn't look that creepy, but I think to run that, you have to have some level of creep in you. To just find a whole bunch of pretty girls and put them all on one page? You got a lot of horny you're dealing with. Just scrolling, look at you. What do you mean? What's the point?
Starting point is 00:01:21 You know what? We come from the MySpace era, though. MySpace had them. I thought you were about to explain a prolific point to ice no it wasn't you just said i i don't know what the prolificity is they're monetizing they're getting money so if i do and we pull and i'm posting the girls and that's what's going up the girls are the ones that's going to engage. The women are engaging. They in the comments, you don't see these pages out there? Like, it's just a dude. And he just posts a picture of the baddies.
Starting point is 00:01:51 And they, oh, she killing girl. Oh, my God. Yo, listen. That's a deal. This girl, oh, she is fine. She is slay. It's just a minute of that. It's like, nigga, shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:01:59 But that's one of the things that separate the girls from the dudes. And then they post it. Yeah, because we don't get it. We don't tell each other we're slaying enough. But anyway. Bop, bop, skibidy doo. Your shoulders.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Yeah, they don't do that. All the monsters be like, girl, oh, girl, girl, oh, girl, you killed it. We don't compliment each other. No, niggas ain't doing that. And niggas don't take the compliment even if you try to.
Starting point is 00:02:21 What about my shoulders? Yeah, why you chucking out my shoulders? Sucker ass, nobody don't look at my shoulders. Oh, wait you chucking out my shoulders? Sucker ass nigga, don't look at my shoulders. Oh, wait, nah. Follow My Lead is on here, too?
Starting point is 00:02:30 You don't know your project. Sober Up is on here. That's the one. Roll Reversal. That's the two. This is, what the hell is happening? Round of applause. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Double a round of applause for myself. God damn it. I hate all those hip-hop historian dates. I hate when you do them. I hate you little pages that monetize that, too. You'd be dead ass wrong. This date in hip-hop history. LL Cool J first saw the Black Panther.
Starting point is 00:02:59 That inspired. Shut up. I'm Aggie today because my flight was fucked up. I'm coming here with Aggie-ness. I should have done it. I should have done it, though. Aggie-ness and love. Fam, on the wake up.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Any type of travel hiccup. On the wake up, though. No first class. You got to deal with the shitty United guy that hates his job that's back there, that's looking at his phone. He back there acting like Bernice. You stupid. He back there acting like he fucking one of them.
Starting point is 00:03:26 That's true, though. He got his phone up. I'm dead ass in his face. I'm running late for the flight. He a bad bitch. He talking to this dude. Yeah, man. Shit, last night got great.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Nigga. I hate any type of customer service where they on their phone back there. I walk right out. Well, you can't in this sense. You need him. Well, that's true. You can't walk in. And that's why he in this sense. You need him. Well, that's true. You can't walk in. And that's why
Starting point is 00:03:46 he on his phone. Yeah. Where you going? What you want to do? The tweet can wait. And then you ever just get one of those days where everything
Starting point is 00:03:53 in the airport went wrong. Yeah. First thing in the morning. Nightmare. Sometimes, all right, now I'm just going
Starting point is 00:04:01 to be aggy now. Sometimes your flight so early in the morning, you beat the whole gate. All the time. It's you at the airport, just chilling. Here come the attendants, pilot just rolling through. Yeah. I like that.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Casual as hell. Man, I like that. I did it on purpose. Wait. Yeah, I get there early. Oh, I don't like being too early. Nah, fuck that. I'm early. I'm getting drunk. I'm bored as hell in the airport. I'm getting drunk. You already know. I ain I get there early. I don't like being too early. Nah, fuck that. I'm early. I'm getting drunk.
Starting point is 00:04:28 You already know I ain't coming there early. You know I ain't early. You can't get nowhere early in that truck. I know. Stop boiling it. You gotta boil water to make that shit go. You got the steam F-150. The steam. The steam engine.
Starting point is 00:04:50 That shit going on. Pure steam. That shit came putting up the street today. I couldn't even imagine it was late no more. It's 30 minutes late. I'm fuming. Call Ace. Here comes that truck. Putt-putting. Just forget it, dog. Push'm fuming. Ice. Call. Here comes that truck. Button, button. I'm like, yo, just forget it, dog.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Yeah, to push it in the parking spot. Yo. You are trying to fool the system. I'm just minding my business. They got a newer, older car you could get to trick the system. Get like an Altima or some shit. 04, at least. Yeah, up the year.
Starting point is 00:05:22 O something. A O something. A O something. That's funny. Yo. Oh, man. at least yeah up the year or something or something or something that's funny yo oh man so in the airport I put five different
Starting point is 00:05:31 credit cards with my name on it in the slot holder while the dude is in front of me talking to his man on the phone
Starting point is 00:05:37 and it didn't read none of them so I'm just there looking stupid so I'm saying yo dog which way cause the stripe dog, which way? Because the stripe thing sometimes, hey, which way does this go?
Starting point is 00:05:48 He just keep pointing to the slot. Now I put the car right there, dog. Anyway, my nigga. So I spaz on him. He finally tell me how to get it or whatever, right? Oh, no, this is what he says. I can't help you because I'm not a booking agent. This is just for baggage.
Starting point is 00:06:09 You got to go over there. After you spent 10 minutes at the little kiosk. I just watched you do the whole SportsCenter review. Now you're telling me to go. I'm going to slap the shit out of this man in front of this thing. Yo, I just listened to you for 14 minutes tell me about how short he was giving it up last night. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:06:29 I get my little shit and head on over to Clear. Now Clear is everywhere. This was the most crowdedest Clear. This was the first Clear. I might have spoke to 30 people before I went to Clear. I'm preaching Clear. I spoke to, oh, what's up, dog? Now I got to hear about nigga Alvin that's coming out.
Starting point is 00:06:46 It was thick in there in the morning, man. Yes. With people going home. That's a hub, though. With people going to work. That's a hub. And then it was in D.C., so I felt like everybody was a secret agent. Everybody in there just looked like
Starting point is 00:07:01 the insurrection just happened. Like, they all looked like they was prepared for it. I won't even say a blank name. Redacted. They was prepared for one of them. They was ready for Nancy Pelosi. What a spud. He thinks you're a gangster.
Starting point is 00:07:22 They did. And yes, you're probably a gangster. What time was your flight? Stop playing, man. This is about to be a silly podcast, man. All right. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Wait, y'all not going to sing Happy Anniversary to me or something? Is that a song? Y'all ain't get a cupcake I don't know that song A birthday cake A button A cute little button For me I was involved in this too
Starting point is 00:07:51 I should get some of that too Oh yeah That was Flower Soup Oh yeah Let me get a cupcake Hey Hey I provided the sneakers The Barks has been with me
Starting point is 00:07:58 Through so much That's true Why y'all ain't get me In Park something then Hey I provided the sneakers Nigga I'm on here too I'm in the credits Oh shit Ice Name Is on the credits That's right Oh so it'sall ain't get me and park something then? Hey, I provided the sneakers, nigga. I'm on here too. I'm in the credits. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Ice name is on the credits of Moon Music 4. Oh, so it's on you, Ish. Yeah, that's on you. Where's our flowers? Shit, man. Go boil the water, man. Get the truck going.
Starting point is 00:08:14 I don't even think I liked you around Moon Music 4. What the fuck did you talk about, nigga? We wasn't even talking. Go ahead, man. Follow your lead.
Starting point is 00:08:21 We wasn't even talking then, man. So you ain't listen to the tape? Oh, yeah. I dissed it. How's the tape? Mic check, mic check. Happy anniversary to me. Happy anniversary to you and Parks.
Starting point is 00:08:42 And Ice. Happy anniversary to me, Parks and Ice. Oh, yeah, us guys. Yeah Barks. And Ice. And Ice. Happy anniversary to me, Barks and Ice. Oh, yeah, us guys. Yeah. Come on, Ish. Fuck out of here. To you. Wow, man.
Starting point is 00:08:53 That's crazy. Be your own friends, yo. What a co-host. We can't get a song. It's our anniversary. Joey. Joey. 11 years.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Game roll. 11 years ago. Man, we did that 11 years. Game roll. 11 years ago. Man, we did that 11 years ago, man. This was ice. Pray for me. Pray for me. Pray for me. Just pray for me.
Starting point is 00:09:19 You know, that just sounds like a guy in pain. Why are you starting your tape like this? Let's start with a whisper. This guy is crazy. See, this is why I don't listen to Joe Budden music, man. I'll analyze this shit to death, to pieces. This is good mood music weather.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, we got rainy weather. My pray was delayed. Happy mood music for days I might have been a few years too early, man. Why you say that? Too early and too late. One of the two.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I'm something. I'm one of them. Too black. Oh, here you go. Come on, Ish. I'm for real. Listen, go call my son. You do that shit over there.
Starting point is 00:10:23 No. Dog. Stop. You want to be Ishh son so bad. Stop. You don't even know what I'm saying, you dumbass nigga. You saying something positive. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:10:32 And activist. I'm serious. I'm serious. Dog, if you would have been white, you would have been the biggest rap artist ever. That's probably true. I'm telling you, white people was fucking with the mental health, suicidal, cuckoo shit back in the day. White people love that shit. All right, you think I'm playing.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Am I lying, yo? We love being sad. You can't just put a whole race. Yes, I can. I'm not doing this with you. All right, dog, you think I'm playing. Thank you. Yeah, all right.
Starting point is 00:11:05 I'll just take it. White people was in. I'm sure there was with you. All right, dog. You think I'm playing. Thank you. All right. I'll just take it. White people was in. I'm sure there was a compliment in there. Psychiatrist land a long time ago. Black people was figuring it out. White people was like, I want to lay on the couch. You would have been the man. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:11:18 15 years ago, you talking all this crazy shit? You would have been the man. What's wrong with this guy? Okay. Look at the flowers. You think I'm playing? All right, man. You would have been that dude.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I'm saying I was a little too early and I don't want this to come off the wrong way, but we didn't, it wasn't so, mental health wasn't such a, wasn't so much at the forefront, I guess, in 2010.
Starting point is 00:11:49 It didn't feel like that. Especially for a hip hop. I think today we need more of that, more so than ever. I guess that's why I say that. Yeah. Even if not from me, just from people. And it's out there, so I'm glad. No, I think it's way more accepted today.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Right? I think it's moving along. For sure. Yeah, absolutely. all jokes aside, we were silly before, but in a black community, that wasn't something. It was frowned upon.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Yeah, that wasn't something in our community, whereas white people were way more accepting of that. You know what I'm saying? Like, so you would've been white back then, they would've been relating.
Starting point is 00:12:20 They would've been, pray for Joe. Where the whites were. The whites were relating. You know what I mean? Back then. I know. That's The whites were relating. Y'all had them back then. I know. That's true. I know.
Starting point is 00:12:27 And that was your fan base. You remember how those shows looked like. And that was your fan base. The whites held me down. You was a weirdo if you was a Joe Button fan in a certain time frame. The white dudes held me down. The sad whites. Come on.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Shout out to the sad whites, man. All around the floor. We know who you are out there. I'm one of y'all, man. Little opioid white, stay with us. You're nice. The corner of the club, laughing at the wannabe. It's ironic to say anything I want to be.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Would like a ton of reads, but that's gone unleashed. Every time I try to hide underneath the wall, then I lose all I've earned. And if there's two things that I've learned, it's I'm the only thing at stake and when you the only thing real really you the only thing fake nigga had to put an arm behind that one you heard him wait hey St. Paul how old was you like 12 that nigga put an arm right there god damn it we're gonna get to a part at some point, but I'm getting this sad
Starting point is 00:13:26 shit out. No, no. This is your flowers, yo. Do this. What, me playing my own record? Yes. Yes. That's my flowers? Flowers. Who invented that? Nori did that? Check this shit out. Kanye did that? You can't make it make sense, don't trust it So I be out the country with the phone on pocket Grown from when I was dusted
Starting point is 00:13:46 But took something my way out of aid Moment I suffered so y'all can go on and judge it Too easy to let them tell And baby girl, she gotta practice patience I plan on changing my ways, I'm just procrastinating Putting it off like I'll never be in a casket lane With both my parents going crazy as the past is crying Prideful, I don't even succumb when defeated
Starting point is 00:14:05 All I do is get me mad and I'm comfortable heated I come from a family of drunks, I'm the one that succeeded So nowadays I talk to God when nothing is needed I'm sorry I don't speak the language up Rappers that's in the closet, but they won't hang it up I'm only trying to build what they attempt to destroy We had a perfect game until it was Jim Joyce Check it, what was once so majestic
Starting point is 00:14:27 Is now only a door for epileptics, now we're forced to resurrect it By my own accord I can't accept it But when something gives you nightmares Can you afford to recollect it? If you can just know them odds stack Airplanes ain't shooting stars, you can't barb that I found out when it come to disgust I paid for some of the celly soul and deal with the repercussions later Shut up Shut it up, buddy Shut it up, buddy
Starting point is 00:14:53 Show it, show it Choke to it, choke to it Y'all mean shout for the stepdaddies out there Sit out the door like No, no, no, no How I ever got a girl fan is beyond me with this shit Check this, I've had them all Walk up in the store, glance up at the wall, pick out a few kids
Starting point is 00:15:15 I need 11s in these, matter of fact, why you had to bring them in a side sit? I take sure these shoes off, like here, trying these J's make sure them shit's big Why am I dancing like this is a club song? That's how you know I'm sick in the head. This shit tap, nigga. This is a wild record, yo. This is craziness. This is nuts.
Starting point is 00:15:38 This needs to be brought back into the game. I never seen no one do no shit like that. Never. That's hard. Why they don't do that? And you was old older fade for that I'm sorry you think so
Starting point is 00:15:46 hell yes wait what yeah how what you mean nigga this record is talking about
Starting point is 00:15:54 stepdad shit no it's talking to the stepdad like yo you gonna have to take the L I can't give you yours I'm taking your family nigga
Starting point is 00:16:02 nah that was just a little cute creative I know I know taking away family n nigga. No, that was just a little cute creative. I know, I know, I know. Taking away family, nigga? Niggas get their family taken all the time. And a rapper's not saying it on a record, nigga. You gave your family away. Listen, I understand.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Still, we'll have to catch a fade. You see how he bring the Maison shit into everything? Get out of here. I can't try on these J's. Make sure them shit. Run, nigga. Run. My son don't talk about fighting. He big. Run, nigga. Run. Huh?
Starting point is 00:16:25 My son don't talk about fighting. He peace. No, I'm talking about I ain't saying you gotta get a fade. Yes. For doing what? For being a good stepdad.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah. Thank you, my nigga. Put in my head it gets big. I would think so. Yeah, okay. It don't work that way. It don't work that way.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Niggas don't be trying to hear that. Right. Yeah, but as men mature, and maybe they don't have these conversations frequently, but you be happy when you should be. You should be happy. Niggas ain't happy.
Starting point is 00:16:58 I think that's the flip. I think men will appreciate when a dude stepped in and did a good job For they kid I don't think men Be beefing with the dude I'm talking about mature Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:11 Oh no Men I don't even Even the immature men Deep and down inside You gotta say yo This nigga did a good job My kid came out
Starting point is 00:17:18 Fair Great I think the women Might be like Fuck that bitch You know what I'm saying I think the dudes Don't necessarily feed into that.
Starting point is 00:17:25 You giving niggas a lot of credit. I am. That's what you're doing. You giving niggas a lot of credit. But those are the men that I'm talking about. I don't know any men that would be tight at the next duel for raising their kids in a good manner. But not even raising, just being a good male figure and a male presence. Yeah, not even raising them, but being a good role model.
Starting point is 00:17:44 I'm understanding y'all. I'm saying an immature nigga hear what you said on this record and the way you said it nigga and i gotta hear it nah nah yo i'll take it a step further than that i'd be good i'd be glad when something when when well i mean i say me and personalize it but some mature men also be glad when your ex don't date idiots after you. I be grateful for stuff like that. Hell yeah. So while the internet be trying to,
Starting point is 00:18:12 oh, nigga, ex is moving on. I'm like, thank you. Hooray. Thank you. You happy, girl? Let's go. That's maturity, though. Again, I'm speaking.
Starting point is 00:18:26 There's a lot of immature people out there. A lot. It than we niggas get killed i know but we should tell we should tell them but we should tell them the mature way to do it like we shouldn't just we shouldn't just enforce or reinforce our six stigmas already like yo i gotta pull up the nigga house and get it on with him if dog i'll put my if he's being positive check this out I put myself in a situation ex-girlfriend of mine even the move music
Starting point is 00:18:51 intro look what it do make it movie ex-girlfriend of mine had a child we together dude her son's father
Starting point is 00:19:01 not shit not helping out y'all know how I am with kids I'm doing I'm daddy That nigga had a problem with that Yo you got another nigga around my son
Starting point is 00:19:12 There's niggas that think that No matter what That is true That's what I'm saying So I'm saying from that perspective A nigga hear you saying all of this He's gonna wanna see you over there Time out
Starting point is 00:19:23 I had a beef with this nigga This is where the real woman says Yeah nigga you ain't trying to be around him i agree with you fight over at that point i wouldn't want her to say that but that's gonna escalate that's gonna escalate let's handle him a bit yeah he's clearly got some emotional issues or something because i'm just because i'm just saying but look at what'm just saying. But that's what a good dude will do. A good dude will even help her with how to navigate some of those rocky
Starting point is 00:19:53 because it's emotional over there. You sitting back with the objective eye just now you seeing your partner act in a way that maybe she don't even know him. Typically, yeah. you out of character. He get you. All right, like, that happens.
Starting point is 00:20:07 I understand what you're saying. That's all I will say. I think it's dumb. I got a strict no-nigger policy. What you mean? What do you mean? You can't have that, though. What you mean?
Starting point is 00:20:24 I'm lost, man. You said you said oh could be coming off of this song you said you have a no nigga policy right i'm telling you you can't have that you can't have that now no to me not after making that song no no in life you can't like he can't have that you can have stipulations on it like yo i need to meet the dude i need to interview the nigga and hold and see okay i think i ain't even gonna say interview because that was a hard verb let me all right i think i get what y'all are saying so let me clarify myself i think that we her and i have that same understanding because our child is so young. Cool.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Perfect. Like, that is our team decision to say our child is young. If it's a mutual decision, but it's not just a no-nigger policy. I'm about to say that's not your no-nigger policy. That's not a no-nigger policy. Well, I didn't say nothing. I said something. No, you.
Starting point is 00:21:22 A little funny, funny. Y'all made it my son-ish. No, no. You said I have a no-nigger policy. I didn't even know what he said something. No, you. A little funny, funny. Y'all made it my son. I didn't. No, no. You said I have a no nigga policy. I didn't even know what he meant. That means I got one. It's like I got the license to the. I got the.
Starting point is 00:21:31 We have one. I got the deed to my house. That mean I got it. No, Joe. We have one. You and her have one. Thank the Lord we got one. Because that's how I got one.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I'm with you. I can't have one if she ain't got it with me. There you go. That's why I said you can't have that. That's why. Oh, well, y'all. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Wait, y'all didn't think I was saying that. That ain't true. That's how it sounded. It's a lot of niggas with a no-nigga policy, and she don't got one. Y'all know my history. Y'all know what I went through. Y'all know what I went through. Shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:56 It's on Moon Music, too. Go look it up. Shit, Trey. It's on one of Trey's little mixtapes, too. God damn it. My kids with all the business. I can't be mad at them mixtapes too god damn it my kids with all the business I can't
Starting point is 00:22:06 I told my son he got I should call him right now I told him he got one more time to fucking put a I love my mom
Starting point is 00:22:16 so much rhyme in one every fucking cover is mom mom mom nigga yeah boy
Starting point is 00:22:22 you do the same shit nah don't do that yeah come on fam Mom, mom, mom. Nigga. Yeah, boy. You do the same shit. Nah. Don't do that. Yeah, come on. Fam. This us you talking to now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all of us.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Don't do that. I mean, you fuck with your father, though. Yeah, you do. But don't do that, though. Yeah. Listen to what he's just saying. You're a mama's boy, nigga. Big time.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Big time mama's boy. Oh, my God. You. You. Wait, y'all serious or y'all pardon? No, we serious. No, my God. You. Wait, y'all serious or y'all pardon? No, we serious. No, y'all serious. We both.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Yo. Yo. Wait. Yo, it's up for y'all. Look what y'all doing on my anniversary. The things you learn. What's a mama's boy? You ain't learn that.
Starting point is 00:23:00 What's a mama's boy? You knew this. I'm not a mama's boy. You speak to your mother every single day. Thank the Lord. I don't make your mama's boy? You knew this. I'm not a mama's boy. You speak to your mother every single day. Thank the Lord. No, no, no. I don't make your mama's boy. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Listen. Thank the Lord. Your mother is your first person. I think it's a beautiful thing. I don't think there's a problem with it. Yo, your mother is the first person you call with a problem. There you go, nigga.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Read the definition. A boy or man who is excessively influenced by or attached to his mother. Don't tell me the white man definition of some shit. Who does? See, because I read these
Starting point is 00:23:33 and read it different. Hey, yo, fam, this nigga stay moving the goalposts. Who was not excessively influenced by their mother? Not everybody's not excessively influenced nor attached to their mother.
Starting point is 00:23:43 I'm calling my mama. I know. I bet you are. No, I'm calling my mother right now. What are to money. I'm calling my mama. I know. I bet you are. No, I'm calling my mother right now. What are the characteristics? I'm calling my mama. You're not plugged into the dogs. You see that?
Starting point is 00:23:51 You're not plugged into the dogs. Scream in. What are the characteristics of a mama's boy? Pull that up. Where's the thingamajiggy? Hold on, guys. That's hilarious. I'm not a mama's boy.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I'm calling my mom. Hello? Hello? Mom. Yeah? I'm starting a mama's boy. I'm calling my mom. Hello? Hello? Mom. Yeah? I'm starting this podcast, and Ish and Ice and Parks think I'm a mama's boy. Why? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I want to repeat. I said the same thing. I said, why do y'all think that? I want to see what her initial response is. She said, why? She's asking a question. So give her, why do y'all think that? I want to see what her initial response is. She said, why? She's asking a question. So give her the answer that y'all just gave. So now everybody's shook.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Ma, what they said was, we speak every day, and you're the first person I come to with a problem. And then I said, I'm calling my mother. Hold on, Ms. Faye. So then we pulled up, what are the characteristics of a mama's boy? And what was that? Go to number one screen, man. You call your mother every single day.
Starting point is 00:24:57 That's number one. Go down. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Hold on, hold on. That's just one. That's dumb. That's just one. Number two, no matter how old you are.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Are we getting this from BuzzFeed, fam? Yes. Yes. Oh, no matter how old you are. Are we getting this from BuzzFeed? Yes. I think you podcast guys are being pretty ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with being a mother's boy, by the way. No, no, no. Let me explain a couple of things to y'all.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Apparently, y'all are not up on mama's boy-um. You should be up on. Maybe I need to help y'all out some. Okay. First of all, I talk to both my sons every day. Okay. That's one.
Starting point is 00:25:34 You got two mama's boys. Okay. But let me tell you, if you get in touch with the number of people that died in the past two years, y'all got to be out of your mind. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing right now.
Starting point is 00:25:49 You sound like complete nuts right now. We're not saying that's the only reason. You definitely should. That's what you're doing. You're going to guilt yourself. Not the only characteristic. Let me finish. His parents are of a certain age.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Okay? We're fortunate enough to still be here. He's grateful. Both my sons are grateful. Don't let me have to read y'all on the podcast. You already are. No, but they smarter than this bullshit they sitting here saying. But wait a minute, because I have more.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Fortunately, Joe's mother and father is intelligent enough to have answers for him when there's an issue. Uh-oh. That part. Keep going. That part. Yeah, that part.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Keep going? No, no. What do you mean keep going? Period. I mean, I could go on and on and on. Y'all need more? She could go on and on and on. She's talking to y'all Not me She's talking Oh now they don't have nothing to say mom Oh they don't have nothing to say now
Starting point is 00:26:50 Ice sitting there Quiet now I'm laughing Cause everything she said Yes it's true You're still a mama's boy though There's nothing wrong with that There's nothing wrong with that
Starting point is 00:26:58 I'm a mama's boy If y'all call a mama's boy Somebody that loves I'm a mama's boy It's nothing bad about being a mama's boy We're not saying it as a slight If a mama's boy somebody that loves and respects his mother. I'm a mama's boy. There's nothing bad about being a mama's boy. We're not saying it as a slight. Let me speak. Let me speak.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I listen to y'all. If a mama's boy is a man that loves and respects his mother, okay, call him what you want. Y'all not ready for me. Yeah. Clearly. Clearly. Ma, you ready? You got it. You got it. They not ready for me Yeah Are we serious? Clearly Clearly Ma you ready They ass
Starting point is 00:27:28 Ma They not ready We not ready They not ready We not ready Love you ma Love you Bye
Starting point is 00:27:34 Bye You bitch ass I'll turn it off Since I said that make people want to fight. We got that out the way. What episode is this? 483. Welcome to episode 483 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, and highly favored or lowly favored host, depending on who you guys are speaking to out there.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Joe Budden here with a few really cool dudes. you guys are speaking to out there. Joe Button here with a few really cool dudes. Parks is here. Ish is here. Ice is here. We got the young boys in Video Village. Sorry that that was
Starting point is 00:28:12 the extra long extra long intro. But some of y'all are used to that by now. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? How's everybody mental health? Mental's health.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Mental's health. Some of us got mental's. Yeah. Some of us got mental's. How's your mental's health? Mental's health. Mental's health. Some of us got mental's. Yeah. Some of us got mental's. How's your mental's health? My mental's health
Starting point is 00:28:28 is strong. Strong. I'm good. How was your weekend? It was cool. I went to a bunch of family shit after the podcast
Starting point is 00:28:34 on Friday that I did not know I had to go to and then... Isn't that the best? Oh my God. Wait, what do you mean we got to do this? Yeah, I'm like...
Starting point is 00:28:41 She told me like a month ago about it. She's like, I'm just going to go there straight from work And then she's outside Like yo we're gonna go To this thing right
Starting point is 00:28:47 She was like what thing Kinda had plans I told you a month ago I told you a month ago Yeah Yeah yeah So I went to a birthday party And a baby shower
Starting point is 00:28:55 After the podcast Got home about 2 in the morning Excuse me Yo gossip party And assholes Yo you so ignorant dog Go ahead I might never get married Yo Nah but that's actually Yeah, you so ignorant, dog. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:29:07 I'm never getting married. Yo. Nah, but that's actually some real shit. After the wedding? That's marriage. No, after the wedding, now you're obligated to go to everybody that came to your shit. Shit. Oh.
Starting point is 00:29:17 I'm learning that. No, I'm learning that. Yes, you are. Why? Because they had enough respect and decency and modified their schedule to come to your shit. I'm not doing that. I'm not subscribing to that. I know. Some of these rules
Starting point is 00:29:31 that we just make up, yo, you came in my shit, that was good looking out. Salute. Says the nigga that never helped nobody move in before. That's another, yo, y'all paid me out
Starting point is 00:29:41 to be like a monster. You said it. You definitely said that. Because it's a fact. And then was like, and then said it like we crazy for thinking it. I'm not helping none of my friends move out. Don't call me. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:29:53 I had a bad foot. Now I feel my other foot being bad. It rained. My bones hurt. I could feel my future knee replacement. So we'll move on to Sunday. My lower back. I'm seeing a damn stretch doctor getting shit all over.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Like, what do you want me to do? No, I'm not moving no boxes, dog. Grab a box. No, nigga. Get the light box. No, no. Yeah, we'll get you the,
Starting point is 00:30:10 yeah, we'll get you the clothes. You want to lift one of these big bitches up? What the fuck are you talking about? You can't grab a box. I'll see what y'all order. Yo, you can't grab a box?
Starting point is 00:30:25 Nigga, we shot a... Yo, Ish, how was your weekend, dog? Yo, dog, I helped you when you was getting jumped. You can't grab a box. Yo, Ish, but wait. But this is where the conversation got funny. You know what I mean? Yo, that's not fair.
Starting point is 00:30:36 What we then learned was, Ish, do I know where you live? No. No. I don't know where Corey lives, Ice lives. Say ice lived savon still won't invite us to his house we only work in parks that's true like i don't think dudes really i don't know too much about my male friends and i only keep trying to invent games to get y'all to share i create business trying to get us to get to know each other. That's all this whole podcast
Starting point is 00:31:07 shit was. Let me just learn these dudes. Find out where people live. A learning exercise. And I don't know shit about, what do you know about your guy friends? It depends on the dude.
Starting point is 00:31:17 See, nothing. Nah, that's not true. It depends on the dude. Nothing. It depends on the dude. It depends on some more than others. Listen, your weekend was good. That was your weekend.
Starting point is 00:31:23 That was cool work. Really? I took my baby to the circus for the first time. It's good to do something more than others. Listen, your weekend was good. That was your weekend. That was cool. Work. Really. I took my baby to the circus. Hey! Round of applause for that. That was cool. This is such a family. I don't fuck with clowns.
Starting point is 00:31:33 This is such a fam podcast. A couple things I learned at the circus. You don't fuck with clowns. The circus we knew is gone. It's all digital now? It's some new shit. I was like, no animals? None?
Starting point is 00:31:45 PC. It's got to be PC. Bruh. It's some new shit. I was like, no animals? None? PC. It's got to be PC. Bro, they had dogs and horses. I fuck with that. You seen a dog at the circus? It was like poodles and shit. It was poodles and little shit jumping. What's up with Instagram?
Starting point is 00:31:57 It wasn't even a dope dog. It was a poodle? Yo, somebody slipped this guy a Mickey. Why is he funny today? We had dogs at the circus. That's how I felt. That's how I felt. That's how I felt. Poodles.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Fucking dogs. Hey, fam. It used to be like a bear riding a bike. It was an elephant. Yo, you was at the old... Dogs. I ain't seen a lion.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Yo, you know what? You seen a dog at the circus before? Ish, I'm 41 years old. I'm asking you. No. No. No. The circus was real.
Starting point is 00:32:28 It was real murderous back then. Murderous. I was like, yo, I don't even see no elephants. Wait, hold up for a second. Let's not leave this just yet. What the fuck? I'm lost.
Starting point is 00:32:37 You seen what the white people did to the fucking whale at SeaWorld. They put him in the big fish tank for all our viewing entertainment. Nigga was sitting there dying. We just watched him die. Hey, come see this guy die. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Right? I'm lost. You saw what the white dude, what they did at Jurassic Park. They tried to fucking, they tried to colonize them. That was a movie, man. Okay, you see what Steve Irwin did what he did okay you know
Starting point is 00:33:07 what Sigmund and Sigmund and Roy did I was just leading up to the punch leading up to the punch you know what Siegfried and Roy did
Starting point is 00:33:16 I know you seen that doc I know you seen that doc Tiger King you seen that one too Tiger King you seen that and not to be doc guy
Starting point is 00:33:24 boy you white people are creative with these scams I learned so much watching bad sport bad sport on Netflix I'm tossing it right back to you Ice bad sport on Netflix looks like some real stupid bullshit but boy I love how they put that together and in there
Starting point is 00:33:40 they got into horse what it's called when the horses are jolly and polo? Equestrian. Equestrian. Whatever that is. They got into some of that and the dirty business mind with the doing of the horses. The white people are killing the horses for insurance money.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Rest in peace, horses. Oh, because now the insurance are. Some of the horses. Rest in peace horses Some of the Oh because now The insurance are Some of the horses And if you buy a bad horse
Starting point is 00:34:06 Like you spend 150, 200 on a horse See the horse Underperforms or whatever Now the horse is More valuable dead They running schemes They found out a way
Starting point is 00:34:14 To electrocute the horse Without the Without the The coroner Yeah without the coroner Finding out It was good But anyway
Starting point is 00:34:22 So yeah The circus So the circus Should be no more. That's smart. No, look, look. This is a white woman. Can we give this a white woman name?
Starting point is 00:34:33 I never thought of no shit like that. Nah, they stand. Because you want to insure the house. You paid $200,000 for the horse. You want to insure the horse. You see where he went? He went to burn the fucking house down. Yo, dog.
Starting point is 00:34:44 That nigga's on his way to I don't even know where horses are yo those white people they get busy they'll do it that's dope that's dope
Starting point is 00:34:52 that's dope bitch look how creative they could be when they want to be and they wouldn't give us drugs wait wait
Starting point is 00:35:00 wait I was with you like right up to there what that was our little scam why they let us get our shit on? Yo, they wouldn't give us drugs. Word.
Starting point is 00:35:09 They got horses. They got insurance. They got all the scams. They got everything. So we get some money and some drugs. We couldn't get a little bit of dope. A little bit of drugs, man. Hey, Ice, you did not go there and watch that dog.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Yo, that's what they pulled out. Ice. Ice. Yo, get your money back. Yo, that's what they pulled out. All right. All right. Yo, get your money back. Yo, H-Cream, man. Don't put this episode out without putting these dogs on the screen. They did the same shit. Go get your money back.
Starting point is 00:35:34 That ain't no circus. Bro, that's the circus now. And then they had, of course, the acrobats and shit. Damn. That was ill, but they lost me with the dogs. Yo, it used to be like 100 motherfuckers getting in the Volkswagen. Like, all of that was the circus. I was so glad that that's a dog show now.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Climbing the gate. What the fuck? They had the one dog on his fucking front legs walking around. Like, what the fuck is this? I could do that. Oh, man. But nah, the circus, it was cool.
Starting point is 00:36:07 No, it wasn't. I ain't gonna hold y'all. This is gonna sound insensitive. Yeah, don't say. Oh, shit. But I had an Aggie morning, so I'm just here to get it out. I'm an animal lover.
Starting point is 00:36:20 So I'm always happy when that lion bit the shit out of somebody. Yo, we get to the end of the doc. Y'all showing me these two white dudes torturing animals and making millions. Spoking them and priding them. And making millions. Boy, when they got to that climactic scene, they slowed the music down, started getting into the tiger's mood.
Starting point is 00:36:44 They started talking about his whole morning. Yeah. And when you start thinking about his morning, boy, was I happy. They started talking about the Tiger. Hey, they bit his leg, tore him up. I was just clapping in bed, nigga. Evil ass white nigga. They started talking about the Tiger's morning.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Hey, the Tiger made him put some respect on his name. Then they started doing Larry King and all that. Oh, no, yeah, he was just, that was, yeah, I know. I know. Hey, what the hell did y'all say? His wife got on his nerves the day before. Tiger King. Tiger King.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Tiger King. Nah. Yo, you stupid, yo. You showing me angry tigers. That are not where they're supposed to be, by the way. They're in fucking Wisconsin. That are getting poked and prodded and whipped. Those motherfuckers are from the jungle in Africa and Asia and shit.
Starting point is 00:37:36 And you're in Wisconsin. I saw that and said, yo, I don't think them niggas is in the best mood. So when it got to the end and they beefing with each other, I was like, wait, what's the dude named Steve, right? The main dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:50 That's in jail. Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic. Steve. Steve Irwin. That's what I'm talking about. Wait, Steve. Nah, he just look like a Steve.
Starting point is 00:37:59 White dude. He's Steve-ish. Steve-ish. But yeah, when he start beefing with Shorty, but she had like the angrier pet like nigga
Starting point is 00:38:07 you ain't you ain't thinking way out of that then they said oh nah we still looking for such and such we think the tiger
Starting point is 00:38:16 ate the lion we think she fed him to the lion no shit I said no no shit no you don't think
Starting point is 00:38:21 no that's what happened that is exactly what happened yeah buddy is exactly what happened. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Yo, man. Holy shit. All right, so you had fun looking at the little poodles?
Starting point is 00:38:33 Everything else was fun, though. Everything else was fun. Baby girl had a good time, so that's all that matters. Yeah, girl, you ain't bring your daughter? That was your date? I'm freaky as hell. Nigga said, come on, babe. I'm going to freak the game this weekend.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Drop the baby. I'm talking about my daughter. I'm taking you to the circus. Get this poodle love. Get whatever popcorn you want. Get this poodle love. Nah, man. It was the three of us, though.
Starting point is 00:39:01 All right, good. But yeah, it was fun. Well, that was the longest podcast in the world. How was. But yeah, it was fun. Well, that was the longest podcast intro in the world. How was DC, man? Oh shit, we still not done. You finally went to the, was it called Lights Out? No, it wasn't the Lights Out Festival. It was just a her.
Starting point is 00:39:16 It was just a her show. It was just her. Her performing. No openers or nothing? No, there had to be an opener. It was open. Tone stiff. And I love tone stiff.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Oh, tone stiff open. Okay, okay, okay. But no, I was there. You was there had to be an opener. It was an opener. Tom Stiff. And I love Tom Stiff. Oh, Tom Stiff opened. Okay, okay, okay. But no, I was there, there to see her and her did
Starting point is 00:39:31 what her does every time. Really good show. Really good show. Packed, packed, crowded, really big venue.
Starting point is 00:39:38 It looked like, what? I don't know what venue that was. It had to be 5,000 people. I never heard of it. It had to be 5,000 people in there. Nice the anthem she packed she packed that out um anytime she's performing nearby me i'm going i don't believe and i'm available like she's one of them i do
Starting point is 00:39:54 not believe that band it's not just her it's her band too okay i have to say that i have to say that round of applause to all of those musicians and that musicianship that was on that stage. It was amazing. I had a real good time. Happy I went until I had to fight with United.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Come on. But that was great. And I'll just be forgetting, I ain't been to DC in a while. So DC just feels good to be in. I always see, you know what I'm saying, tall black men in suits
Starting point is 00:40:25 just helpful, polite. It was nice. It was nice. D.C. is one of them cities. It is. Absolutely. For blacks too.
Starting point is 00:40:34 D.C. is one of them cities. Yeah. It shows you a progressive black population. Why is D.C. not a state? I think they applied. They applied. They applied. Working towards that. They applied. D.C. not a state? I think they applied. They applied. They're actually working towards that. They applied.
Starting point is 00:40:47 D.C. statehood. You know why, though? You want to be serious or are you joking? There's a reason behind it. Come on, Mice. I know. Come on, Mice. But that's why when y'all said chocolate city,
Starting point is 00:40:59 now I think of it, too. Every time I go to D.C., I think of that. When I start seeing all these beautiful black people, I'm like... There's a reason why it's not a state. You go, D.C., I think of that. When I start seeing all these beautiful black people, I'm like... There's a reason why I say the state. Damn, you don't want to say it. You go. You go.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Nobody say no damn state. Yo. Puerto Rico, too. Yo, that's why you think. Puerto Rico, too. Wait, I don't know. Wait, why you think? Teach me.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Cool. I really would like to know. I don't know. If there's a real reason, I would love to know. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. No, break it down. You don't want to tell us a real reason I would love to know It's cool It's cool It's cool No break it down
Starting point is 00:41:26 You don't want to tell us You about to Google I hate to be this guy I'm never calling Google Oh Oh God No this is better than Google Who's that
Starting point is 00:41:37 Pop It's a real reason No you ain't want to tell us I know I know what I believe The reason to be Please And you ain't want to tell me yours. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Pop. Hey, what's up? What's going on? This is your son. We're live on the air. Oh, man. They loved you so much last time. They wanted you to get your own show.
Starting point is 00:42:01 So we're back. But listen to this, because I don't want to bother you too long. All right. Ish. Well, I mean, it's nothing. Why isn't D.C. a state? Why isn't D.C. a state? So it's a district.
Starting point is 00:42:19 It's a district. District of Columbia. But the real reason. Yes. The truthful reason. Yes. Thank you. It's because it's because if it became a state, District of Columbia but the real reason, the truthful reason is because if it became a state
Starting point is 00:42:27 it would be two more senators for the Democrats and they're never going to let that happen and that's a shame because the District of Columbia has more people in it than Idaho Wyoming, Montana all these states that have two
Starting point is 00:42:44 Republican representatives coming from their states Wyoming Montana all these states that has two Republican representatives coming from the state and this your Columbia has more people than all those states almost combined So the Republicans will never let DC become a state and right now if Manchin would act right now other lady from Arizona The Democrats have the power to do a lot of things including making Washington DC a state and there will be to get to what Democrats and senators and things would be more balanced They think and as majority of black city to or black. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah and It's 75% black, you know and minority so it's automatically two more democratic states but what is important for everybody to know Joey is that? like
Starting point is 00:43:28 12 12 Senate seats that's owned by the Republicans or Yeah about 12 seats California the state of California has more people than all 12 of those states together and California only gets a Two-centancy So so, you know, the Constitution is wrong and all 12 of those states together and California only gets two Senate seats. So, you know, the Constitution is wrong. The system is broke. The system is broke.
Starting point is 00:43:52 The system is broke. The system is broke. The system is broke. The Constitution was made by some white men. Hey, Bob, we're going to be broke. We're going to be broke. We're going to be broke. Thank you. Thank you, Bob.
Starting point is 00:44:06 I appreciate it. I'm serious. Look it up. Look it up. Don't get me started. No, we're not. Chill out. Chill out.
Starting point is 00:44:13 The system is broke. We're about to be broke. Yeah, nah, it's cool. Done. Thank you for that. Bob, I love you. I'll call you later, man. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Got you, man. All right. Oh, man. See, my pop is the real my song. I'm playing around with you. Pop with the smoke. Y'all didn't hear how you was sleepy, but got real passionate. Quick, quick.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Hey, St. Vaughn, Marcus, Mark. Mark a little bit of that. A little bit. Just a little beepish. Nah, bro. That's funny, though. But anyway. So, Meek. Meek. Meek. That's where we going? Yeah, that's where though but anyway so Meek
Starting point is 00:44:45 Meek Meek that's where we going yeah that's where we going well what else is there to start with we've discussed stepfathering
Starting point is 00:44:53 lions the circus the circus lions, tigers and bears animal abuse yeah statehood animal vengeance
Starting point is 00:45:02 statehood united and how shitty they could be sometimes. But let me chill because I see where they're putting some of the money back in. I seen some of these United Polaris. Polaris lounge now. What the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:45:15 The Polaris lounge? The ghetto lounge. Oh, see. No, no, no. I don't need to know. You got it. I'm sorry. I still fly commercial.
Starting point is 00:45:23 No, it is commercial. Coach. It's commercial. Coach. Oh, you can't get in the Polaris. Yeah, yeah. I can't get in there. I don't even know know. You got it. I'm sorry. I still fly commercial. No, it is commercial. Coach. It's commercial. Coach. Oh, you can't get into Polaroid. Yeah, yeah. I can't get in there. I don't even know where that's at.
Starting point is 00:45:28 You can't even get in there. Other little bullshit. You can't even get in the Polaroid lounge. I don't get into the lounge. I wait at the gate. I know. I'm at the bar right by the gate. You ain't got...
Starting point is 00:45:36 You ain't got... Are you pre-checked? Pre-checked. I have pre-checked. Yeah, I have pre-checked and clear. You got global injury? No. All right. He not worldwide
Starting point is 00:45:46 Just saying No Just checking Meek Yeah where else Where else are we gonna start? Yo this Wale question Is bugging me
Starting point is 00:45:52 In my head About About his Vocals on his album And how they were mixed If they were mixed differently Nah Cause I feel like
Starting point is 00:46:00 That's a Damn It's a personal question He just dropped his album Yo I love your album. I wanted to know if you did something different. If somebody called my phone while I was that busy and said, yo, dog, I was wondering, I heard your voice on the album. What's it?
Starting point is 00:46:13 Fam, yo, I would hang up on you so fast. I'm not going to do that, fam. I'm more considerate than that. You'd hang up and he'd have bars coming. I'm weird. What are you talking about? I'm way more considerate than that. You're not saying I'm rude?
Starting point is 00:46:23 I think I'm the last considerate person left on the planet. Huh? Ice, you're pretty considerate. Y'all got mad quiet in here, yo. You don't count. You're pretty considerate. You're like, yeah, I'm not talking about sweet people.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Like, Ice is sweet. My older brother. Yo, hold up. I ain't sweet either. I'm mature. I'm having a mature. He's a black man. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Call me some other shit. Call me nice. Yo, can you go get mice on-ish? Because that's when I need mature-ish to a mature Black man I don't care Call me some other shit Call me nice Get mice on-ish Cause that's when I need Mature-ish to come back Who the fuck I ain't sweet nigga I'm not saying it
Starting point is 00:46:52 As an insult Silly I'm saying He just called you silly too Like Oh my goodness I don't understand How you think you and Ice
Starting point is 00:47:00 Are the two most Considerate motherfuckers That fucked me up Ice will tell nigga Yo that shit is trash That two most considerate motherfuckers. That fucked me up. Ice will tell a nigga, yo, that shit is trash. That's not a consideration. That has nothing to do with it.
Starting point is 00:47:12 It has nothing to do with consideration? No. For the person's artistry, feelings, nothing, huh? That's a real debate team point you just made. Nothing, huh? No, that counts, but that was real debate team-ish bullshit. We don't care, nigga. We had a pod.
Starting point is 00:47:23 That was a good mature point. That was common sense-ish. You know what we're saying. Shut up. I don't care, nigga. We had a pod. That was a good butchery part. That was common sense-ish. You know what we're saying. Shut up. I don't, but go ahead. In real life. IRL. I just learned what that means.
Starting point is 00:47:32 That's not no old. I'm not saying nigga bring this clubhouse shit. Nah, you fucked me up. No, that wasn't clubhouse. I had to figure it out. That wasn't clubhouse. People was texting that stuff. That's why I listen.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I don't. Listen. I can't fuck with the young girls no more because I don't know what they even saying to me. In a text? Yes. They don't even write any words? No. F-R-F-R?
Starting point is 00:47:54 Yeah. They got me doing it. F-R-F-R. Bitch, I could just type for real. There's nothing wrong with that. I know we was old when they started shortening up the word you. Now it's just Y-U. They took the O out. It started shortening up the word you now it's just why you like they took the O
Starting point is 00:48:07 it's already three letters no I just write you yeah I can see if you just put the letter I'm cool with that that looks like I'm less of a man though I don't like that
Starting point is 00:48:15 you? yes just the you why you? I don't do why you it's one more letter that's missing that's my point it's just one letter
Starting point is 00:48:23 yeah but the kids I put you. Oh, no. Speaking of the kids, real quick, though. I meant to bring this up during the circus talk. I completely underestimated TikTok. This shit is different. This shit is crack.
Starting point is 00:48:35 Dog. What they did in there was played the music that, I guess, all the kids are making the TikTok videos from. At the circus. Nigga. It went crazy. I ain't never seen no shit like this. You'd have thought Hov walked out there and started performing PSA. Yo, can we stop calling whatever you attended the circus, please?
Starting point is 00:48:55 Yeah, what? This is not the circus. It's an animal. No, no, Joe. It's an animal farm. No, that's the times we in now. They don't know what the real circus is. It's them.
Starting point is 00:49:11 They're the circus? Yeah. Y'all not feeling me. They don't feel. It's the young boy room. Oh, man. It's them. Y'all don't see how when we start recording, y'all go back there and have a blast?
Starting point is 00:49:25 Why y'all think that is? Because the young boys are entertaining. No, the young boys. They're a circus. They're knowledgeable. Niggas, there's a circus back there. I'm not shitting on my young guys. I'm not doing that.
Starting point is 00:49:34 They're my niggas. You love them. They keep on feeling young. Y'all know I knew I was old. He living vicariously through them now. That's what I'm doing. People FaceTime me and I don't look at them. Like, I'm looking at me. And now i noticed that the front is like it's gray now too like that should happen
Starting point is 00:49:52 fast my barber is sending me pictures from two years ago saying dog it's not a great insight bitch has been stressing me out my whole life that's what that mean right Look at Ish He got greys too My bitches don't stress me Joe And not bitches So you know what I'm saying Women Y'all can call me a mama's boy I'm gonna call my mom
Starting point is 00:50:11 and say bitches the old show I say that for comedic relief That's what I say it for But anyway Yeah But nah Yeah TikTok is great
Starting point is 00:50:23 This is the old man We got greys I got greys too We got greys, you got a gray. Yeah, TikTok is gray. Yo, this is the old man. We got grays. Oh, no, I got the grays everywhere. I got grays, too. My shit is... We got grays, but you got them from, like, computer viruses and shit. I got them from a daughter and a girlfriend. You ain't had gray before that?
Starting point is 00:50:34 Yeah, I'm playing. Oh, yeah, I'm playing. Yeah. Yeah, man, gray. Yeah. And looking at your shit now, it looks like the relationship between you and your barber is completely going awry. Yeah, it look like.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Yo, dog, look at him. There's no Shave November coming up, man. Yeah, I'm not looking at another man's beard. There's no Shave November coming. I'm just getting an early jump on it. Yeah, line up. See? I'm just getting an early jump.
Starting point is 00:50:55 No Shave November? Yeah. I dare you. Nigga, that's what you do in November. I wouldn't know. Yo, y'all subscribe to a lot of American bullshit. So? I'm't know. Yo, y'all subscribe to a lot of American bullshit. So? I'm in America.
Starting point is 00:51:08 No shave. November. November. Why am I doing that? What's that other shit y'all trying to get me to do? What is it? Lint? Yo, you just.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Yo, you a heathen. You got it, dog. Yo, you a heathen. Why? Why am I a heathen? I never did no linting either. I hate the linters. Lint is Catholicism,
Starting point is 00:51:32 so I don't know. You give up something for a month, right? Say that again? No, I'm not talking about you. He's thinking, he's really better than us. Is that what it is? You see it, right?
Starting point is 00:51:42 You want to be white so bad. Don't hand them out. Isn't it? Don't even put out your white voice with me. Isn't it? Don't say isn't it to me ever again.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Now, what was you saying? It's Catholicism. I can't use the proper Catholicism. I've never even heard that word. I ain't never heard it. What is that? What is that? Is it Baptist?
Starting point is 00:52:10 Is Baptist a Muslim? What is he talking about right now? He just made some shit up. All right, I'm just going to move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Hey, yo. Yo, you're a fool. He's not going to tell us.
Starting point is 00:52:17 I'm not trying to have a religious conversation. So if what I just said was bad, then edit it out. But you were saying, what about TikTok? This shit is crazy. This shit is crack. But why do linters always tell? We right back to the glint. Because I'm not talking about colloquialism or whatever you just said.
Starting point is 00:52:36 I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the people that text your phone or the people that are in your life that are just or tweeting or just that are just volunteering or offering up what they're giving up who asked you that
Starting point is 00:52:51 they are catholic you asshole no they not these are bartenders yo you know what's funny this is a catholic bartender
Starting point is 00:52:58 where in sapphire I'm not talking about I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. You know what I'm talking about. Yo, move on. Meek, what Meek did?
Starting point is 00:53:12 Come on, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. You stupid, yo. The linters remind me of the almond milkers when they first came out. We discussed that on this pod, so I don't have to skip. But they was just real arrogant. What was a couple of them? It was arrogant.
Starting point is 00:53:23 The CrossFit. The linters just do it. The vegan was arrogant. The cross fits. The linters just do it and not talk about the lint. Cross fits are annoying. You know who's in there now is the Ants. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:31 They in there now. Yeah. Y'all. Alright, Meek. Y'all Meek. Well, he gave up for late. Royalties. They're going to
Starting point is 00:53:44 fuck y'all up in Philly. No. Oh, man. You said he gave up his royalties? They gonna fuck y'all up in Philly. Yo. Oh, man. You said we give up his royalties? Oh, man. You had to repeat it, man. I love Philly. I think that was ice.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Oh, shit. Oh, man. Young boys, y'all heard that, right? Meek Mill says, and read it word for word too, and I quote, I want to start with I love Meek. I love him.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Sorry. Won me over. Why would you not? I love when he come on Twitter and tweet. Yeah. I used to hate it when he was summoning the barbs on me. But now, we got all that squared away. I like when he just comes on Twitter and just says some shit he shouldn't say on there.
Starting point is 00:54:37 He does that a lot. A whole lot, bro. A lot. I think we can do our shit on Twitter. I swear he's doing it. This is great. I like it. He's still in 2009 or 2010. He's having fun with this shit. Nah, he's that dude, yo. I I swear he's doing it. This is entertainment. I like it. He's still in 2009 or 2010.
Starting point is 00:54:45 He's having fun with this shit. Nah, he's that dude, yo. I got to give it to him. This is great. You know how many times I just want to go to Twitter with something that I should not go to Twitter with and I don't do it because I just don't? I like that he does this. So this is what he said.
Starting point is 00:55:00 I haven't get paid. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care that he... I haven't get paid from music. And I don't know how much money labels make off me. I need lawyers. Hey, Sam.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Why does it sound like this when you read it out loud? It did sound like this when I read it inside my head. Because you put got there, nigga. I ain't going to lie to y'all. Sometimes the pod guards just give you gifts. I was coming in here stumped. But boy, the community. Wait, then he continues.
Starting point is 00:55:49 He says, ask the record label? How much have you spent on me as an artist? Then you ask, how much have you made off me as an artist? Well, as an artist. I'm about to make my record deal public by Monday just to let the world see what these people are on
Starting point is 00:56:08 let's do that and when I read that I said no you ain't no you ain't no you ain't I said nigga guess who gonna be up
Starting point is 00:56:17 first thing Monday morning all day with nothing to do nothing to do hit refresh no no I'm waiting for it waiting for a contract to read y'all can't get me with that no more All day. With nothing to do. Nothing to do. Hit refresh. No, no. Right here. I'm waiting for it.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Waiting for a contract to read. Y'all can't get me with that no more, dog. Hey, Tory Lanez, year and a half ago. Dog. Dog. And one day, we'll revisit this. Tory Lanez tried to buy CBS, boy. He tried to buy NBC.
Starting point is 00:56:40 That nigga left Interscope and life went crazy. No Joe Biden. Nobody talks about that. I should get more sleep before I do this part. I shouldn't go to a concert and have fun and then try to land in a pod. You turned up at the Her concert.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Yes, I did. And didn't bag of her. Didn't even see her. I was squared away. I ain't really, it wasn't a DC trip. I missed those. I missed those. Those were fun. Now, this is where I'm grown and mature.
Starting point is 00:57:13 I got to DC and I did get the option. As soon as I got there, you know, swollen them is from out there. Some ladies friends out there sure and this is the problem with maturing can't fun anymore the fun girls hit you with the fun and you read it and be like I'm cool you'd be wanting to chill sorry dog because they find out that's fine as you are you're not I'm cool. You be wanting to chill. Sorry, dog. Yeah, you be wanting to other. Because they fun don't stop. Guess what? As fine as you are, you not getting me out this bed or this hotel to come to fucking brunch, turn up. Ozeo while Trey Songz is hosting.
Starting point is 00:57:57 And that ain't going to be the only stop. That's why I don't go out with young people. Yeah. And when you told me Trey Songz was hosting at OzeO, I immediately pant back to my glory days in D.C. I imagine that to be like kind of the time that was in there that night. And I didn't want no smoke. I feel like we the olds should start a boycott of brunch. You know how sexy the hotel room is to me today?
Starting point is 00:58:21 Like, honestly, by yourself. By yourself. And them sheets be feeling like heaven. Come on, Four Seasons? Come on. Come on, stop it. I don't know what down they put in that pillow. I tried to put it in my bag, though.
Starting point is 00:58:35 But it was a sham. You ever try to steal some shit and it don't fit? I stole a whole blanket From the hotel one time On the slaughterhouse tour That blanket felt Shit I had stole some I sold towels
Starting point is 00:58:51 I stole all types of shit From hotels Oh man Yo I really lived That's what it is You never stole some shit Just From the hotel
Starting point is 00:58:59 Anywhere Anywhere Just to do it In life I take the same I take the same Yo look at Ishby. I used to be a booster, yo.
Starting point is 00:59:07 What's wrong with you? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We learned a shit. Yo, say bomb. Here we go. We learned a shit about the wind. Oh, he started drinking over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Oh, shit. What is in that Red Bull? Is that thought of a diet? Yo, this guy's craziness. Allegedly, of course. Yo. All right, move him right along. I steal the search because they put it right there.
Starting point is 00:59:26 That's my way of bucking the system don't fucking fucking do that product placement it was so good I put it in my pocket and placed it I placed
Starting point is 00:59:33 I placed your product your product placement was so great I don't even eat search I smoked my first cigarette I hate search product placement put the cigarettes
Starting point is 00:59:41 right at the end of the grocery line I'll snatch some shit just cause the nigga behind there ain't really doing his job the greatest. Oh, you ain't seen me put these 10 lighters in my pocket? Okay, I'm out then. And I'm doing that just because of y'all markup on lighters. What y'all doing out there is crazy in America.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Go to the gas station and check the price on lighters. No, everything. I want to say everything is hard, dog. I know. But lighters. Fam. Fam. You got to. Y'all need them. nah everything I'm about to say everything is hot dog I know but lighter fam fam you got to
Starting point is 01:00:08 y'all need them all you smoking niggas what you gonna do rub some sticks nigga shit cost me 10 cents how your car motoring I'll do whatever that's doing
Starting point is 01:00:18 yeah rub some shit together get a little spark and you ain't gonna get and you ain't gonna get your fucking fix a lighter you go there
Starting point is 01:00:24 it's pure laziness dude pure laziness you go there you buy a lighter to fucking do the bell that'd be four dollars 76 cents that niggas i got one it's one of those yeah who the fuck is you doing it wasn't a pack you can get the bullshit one for like a dollar though but that shit breaks as soon as you use it but this is why it's just pure laziness and Americanized bullshit. The same dude gonna take his ass to the supermarket, buy everything he need from the house. And right at that register, you know what you're gonna see? Packs of lighters. Lighters. It will never fail.
Starting point is 01:00:53 But cheap, they give you like ten for two dollars or some shit. And you don't get them. Nigga. You don't get them. I don't get them. See what we talking about right now. Come on, Meek. We talking about fucking lighters right now. Jesus. Meek. React.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Tossing it to you guys. You should get a lawyer. It's a joke. I don't think Meek don't have a lawyer, man. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I don't think he's serious. I mean, I think it's a little bit of seriousness and a little bit of jokes.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Like, he might really be getting fucked by the label. Or feel as though he getting fucked by the label so I'm gonna put it in the public and then him saying I need lawyers is the jokey part cause he definitely has access to lawyers
Starting point is 01:01:30 he probably he's a multi-millionaire he got access to lawyers I think Meek is frustrated and took his frustration out and threw some some jokey joke in there to try to
Starting point is 01:01:38 balance that out but he's I think Meek wants to be one of the bosses but he's still on the worker the worker contract out. I think Meek wants to be one of the bosses. He's still on the worker contract. He's got to finish up his contract.
Starting point is 01:01:52 We're not going to let you finish it up. Maybe. Maybe. I've been trying to get out of it. What label is he talking about first of all? That's a good question. That's the one I couldn't figure out. He signed Atlantic and made back. Is he still signed to MMG? Does MMG still Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Does MMG still exist? Mm-hmm. Okay. So, I'm listening. So, we think he's talking to Atlantic? Or is he talking to Raw? Or is he talking to MMG?
Starting point is 01:02:17 He might be talking to MMG. Could be talking to both. I don't know who he's talking to. You're not talking to both. He could be talking to MMG. I don't believe him. Tie it back into Let me say that. I don't believe him to be talking to both he could be talking to MMG I don't believe him tie it back into let me say that
Starting point is 01:02:26 I don't believe him to be talking to both because the artists are never talking to both like when Uzi did that same shit not too long ago it was
Starting point is 01:02:36 that way and he underwrote Nation for Management so who is he talking to them to no you know those is people he ain't talking to them
Starting point is 01:02:44 they the ones who got him out of that that's who paint the beautiful that's who helped paint the picture Is he talking to them too? No, you never know. Those are people. He ain't talking to them. They're the ones who got him out of there. That's who helped paint the picture. Well, if we're taking his tweets at face value, he had to be talking to MMG, right? Yes. Because he signed to them. And now you factor in the old shit, the rumors, and didn't let Ross in his birthday party.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Joe's been asking for the longest. What's going on between the two of them? It's been seeming like there's something's going on between the two of them. It's been seeming like there's something happening there. So you factored all of that in. And I never dig deeper into that. Cause I don't like to be that guy. Like let people shit play out. And this,
Starting point is 01:03:15 this could be it playing out. But they are questions that I ask like fucking, uh, was Meek on Wale's album? Uh uh. I didn't remember hearing him. I don't believe so. He wasn't.
Starting point is 01:03:25 He wasn't. Was Wale on Meek's album? Uh-uh. I didn't remember hearing him. No, I don't believe so. He wasn't. He wasn't. Was Wale on Meek's album? Yeah, right? No. No? I don't think so. No? I don't recall.
Starting point is 01:03:32 No. Was Ross on either of these? Ross or Wale. For sure. Was Ross on Meek? I don't know. If Ross is not on Meek, then I'm going to assume he's talking about MMG. I don't think so. Ross is not on Meek. I don't remember him being on it. No, there's a track list. He is not on Meek, then I'm assuming he's talking about MMG.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Ross is not on Meek. I don't remember him being on it. No, there's a track list. He's not on Meek's album. Yeah, we know he's on Wale's album. And Meek just had his show a couple nights ago at the Garden. Meek Mill and Friends. Were there any MMG people at that show?
Starting point is 01:04:04 I didn't go. Any Ross? at that show? I didn't go. Any Ross? Any Meek? I didn't watch. It could be something there. Or it could be nothing. I heard it was lit. I heard it was a great show.
Starting point is 01:04:12 I heard the show was dope. And all I'm going to do is hear it because I wouldn't have been there for it. I'm scared of rap concerts. Certain ones. No, I'm scared of all of them. Or most of them. 30 and under. I'm scared of most of them.
Starting point is 01:04:23 30 and under. 30 and under. The 30 and under crowd. I'm cool. He of them Or most of them 30 and under I'm scared of most of them 30 and under The 30 and under crowd I'm cool He over 30 34 and under The audience What the fuck you talking about 32 and a half and under
Starting point is 01:04:35 I'm staying my old ass home Y'all go to the old head concerts all day I'm spoiled from all this shit To be honest with you man Ever since they started streaming Concerts and shit I don't want to go to those no more either. Now I want to watch it on Tidal.
Starting point is 01:04:46 It's a different experience. I want to go to certain concerts. It's a different experience. Like, when we went to that Versus, that shit was dope. Like, I was so happy we went to that Versus. That was a dope-ass feeling. You felt the music. You felt the energy.
Starting point is 01:04:56 Wait, go to that other one. All I Was Hot. I'm a war for what? Oh, for what's mine. Second, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm going to war for what's mine. I'm going to war for what's mine. I'm a war for everything that's mine I'm going to war for everything that's mine
Starting point is 01:05:06 all ruthless vibes I'm not going to get ahead of the pack on this one I got thoughts I do too it's going to play out this is a step putting it out there like this I commented when he tweeted
Starting point is 01:05:23 I retweeted and said wow expensive pain but somebody was like oh this is why the rappers hate you and I said well dude put this information out there though like so yeah people we don't know this if you don't put that out and then maybe Patreon but our Patreon episodes get out now
Starting point is 01:05:39 yeah if it goes on the internet it's getting out period there's some hip hop rumors that never that there's hip hop if it goes on the internet it's getting out period there's some hip hop rumors that never there's hip hop stories that never become public fodder as well they should there's some of them that are so
Starting point is 01:05:57 intense that and we respect the individuals enough that you kind of keep quiet on it. Shit, the Cole Puff story that Cole talked about. Remember when that one broke? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Mums the word. A few more incidents like that I can remember where mums was the word. That shit he just had that I won't say, that shit that it say right there. Mums the word. Mums the word that shit he just had that i won't say that shit that it say right there mom's the word mom's the word and i don't think we'll ever hear about some of those things i mean but that's good though it's in-house shit i think it should be handled in-house i think so too you know i'm
Starting point is 01:06:36 saying like i think it should be handled in-house i think that artists kind of get mad though when you put some shit out for the for the and this is what I'm learning in this space. Like, this is the reason I shot away from entertainment space, period. Because I watch my friends that are in it go through mad shit. I don't feel like dealing with that, my nigga. You'll be punching people in their face. If you don't have the skin for it. Because they can get under your skin if you allow them to.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Yeah, but it's a fine line between disrespect and fandom. It ain't even that fine, to be honest. These niggas across the line all the time. You know what I'm saying? Nobody don't want to deal with that. But again, certain shit, but when you put it out there for the wolves, they're going to rush to it.
Starting point is 01:07:20 So you can't really blame them when they rush to it because you threw the shit out there for them to feed off. So I think that... That's what i say about this and these but i would never comment on this like that though you know i'm saying that's their business i wouldn't like this shit that you'd be doing on twitter that's not necessarily me i wouldn't do that because i don't want to be one of the wolves you get i'm saying like i don't want to be one of them niggas that be doing that shit. But, I know. I think I wouldn't put my personal business out.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Whatever I got going on with the label, I would just keep it behind closed doors and deal with the label directly. Now, Ish, what if he's been, and we don't know, I'm just tossing a question out here. What if he's been trying to do that and this is his way of kind of gaining some leverage on it? Yeah, you get what I'm saying? Because we've seen that. We've seen Wayne go on there and say, I want off this label.
Starting point is 01:08:15 We've seen artists where I tried it this way, but now I got to let niggas know what you're doing. True. And it'll get some traction. Yeah. Because it gets some publicity.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Because that's what I think he's doing here. That's why I think he is talking directly to Ross. Because Ross is one that will keep his dirt, or not even dirt, but anything,
Starting point is 01:08:33 I keep it in-house. In-house. At all times. He's old school, dude. I like that. I'll tell you one thing that I've learned. I've learned a few things this year.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I'm the only one that's just letting people out of contracts just on the strut here go ahead go have a blast get out I'm cool right if you valuable I'm not letting you out of shit it's too it I mean it's not Sammy I feel you but it's too if you valuable like deep and I'm being speculative here i don't know nothing about and joe's situation if you if i made you valuable like i put time and resources and shit into you to make you valuable that's what i'm saying so let me ask you how can i just let you out all right cool you're here now go ahead i do it just for happiness so they call me me the capitalist. People don't move that way. They're calling me the capitalist, right? But I'm going to give you the anti-stance.
Starting point is 01:09:28 If you're saying that you made me valuable, when do you turn your meter off? Well, I'm still putting into you. Why do I turn my meter off? So let's say you stop putting into me technically. At what point are we even? Is there ever a point are we even is there ever am i is there ever i'm asking let me finish my question is there ever a point where we even that's a great question you get what i'm saying so if you if you if you let's say hypothetically you got me popping you put
Starting point is 01:09:55 two million dollars behind me right you created the image you got me fresh you did i got all of that all right i put my arm around you made, let's say you made 20 mil. Uh-huh. Let's say you made 50 mil. Uh-huh. When are we even? When can you not throw the, yo,
Starting point is 01:10:12 if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be here around. I don't even think, is there ever a time? I don't really think that's part of it. The throwing it if it wasn't for me. And my answer to that is never. Never.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Yours is never. So basically, I'm indebted to that is never. Never. Yours is never. So basically, I'm indebted to you for life. I'm not. Maybe not indebted, but... I'm not saying that, but... You said never. The respect that I pay Fab, the respect that Drake pays
Starting point is 01:10:38 Wayne, Drake don't need to say, yo, I'm the best. I might be greater than Wayne. He don't never need to do none of that. What he says is, I'm not best. I might be greater than Wayne. He don't ever need to do none of that. What he says is, I'm not nowhere near. Nicki do it too. I'm not nowhere where I need to be right now. Nicki takes her whole.
Starting point is 01:10:54 If Wayne don't do that. Nicki, every time I hear her speak. Now, I think you talking about business. Monetary. In business, that's what I was trying to get. In business, that's different. That's different. That's what I mean. that's what I was trying to get at. In business, that's different. That's different. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 01:11:05 That's what I mean. Like, Nicki paid homage to Wayne. Like, you could tell. Like, when she started talking about Wayne, dog, she damn near be teary-eyed. You know what I'm saying? Which is amazing, huh? What album is this from me? Is this five or six?
Starting point is 01:11:19 I think it's five. Can we? I think it's five. We think so, too. Fact check back there, young boy. To what I'm saying ish monetary now
Starting point is 01:11:27 we not talking about nothing else respect all of that monetary if I'm putting money into this yeah there's a contract
Starting point is 01:11:34 if I'm putting money into this I don't make my money back let's say I didn't let's say or I just drew even but that's not really how that's supposed to work
Starting point is 01:11:42 but now next album I gotta put more into, this is how that works. Like, all of this shit, all them buses riding around with that, somebody paid for that. You're missing my question was, at what point are we squared away? When you get all your money back? When the contract is fulfilled. At that point, you kind of have to leave it to the contract. When the contract is fulfilled.
Starting point is 01:12:01 When the contract is fulfilled. At that point, you kind of have to leave it to the contract. When the contract is fulfilled. Now, what happens in a lot of cases is even when your contract don't get fulfilled or you start talking options and stuff like that. Like, yeah, you got one more album, but we're not going to let you owe us one album. But we're not going to let that album come out until you re-up again. I've seen that move happen. Yeah, it's your last album, but I'm not gonna...
Starting point is 01:12:27 We have an option. The second I let this album out, you're out of your deal, but I control when that album comes out. So now in order for you to do that, I want you to sign for two more albums. Like, it's a dirty game they play with them contracts.
Starting point is 01:12:40 And what I will say, again, purely being speculative. Yes, I know nothing about their situation yeah we're talking about i'm just general music business yeah music shit but i imagine that it and i don't imagine it's true it's hard to keep you sustained today off what sustains you yesterday true so i boy, this could look like a tough spot where, you know, I poured into you, I invested in you, we spent a lot of time together, I helped develop you, right?
Starting point is 01:13:13 And now you've grown. Right. You've grown to a place where those things that I provided or the services I provided or what, you just have to go. You just got to open the cage and let the bird fly out. If you kind of understand what I'm saying, man, me can show you the rooms he's in.
Starting point is 01:13:33 He's showing you what he's doing, where he's trying to go. And she's rock nation. Yeah. Yeah. And he's on his fifth or sixth album. One of those five, five five even though i think that's around i'm saying dc4 was an album but you know that's the time where you say it's time to
Starting point is 01:13:53 fly yo dog what's up now he might may not have said it in the best fashion but and I guess that's what you need lawyers for the lawyers that you had you need lawyers for the lawyers you had yeah okay if I'm speculating I think I understand what's going on I think I know exactly what's going on actually and I'm not going to say it
Starting point is 01:14:20 alright I'm done with this well Keisha Cole jumped in oh my goodness i'm not i'm not done with that i'm just yo just that fast i'm back i'm back i'm back in the game so i'll read what keisha cole said i love you keisha cole girl i love her never received a check from any record label period but i just thought about that the other day there's nothing wrong with obtaining audit attorneys so that you're aware of where every dollar went trust me a lot gets lost in the sauce she's right about that yeah she's right absolutely and then she responded until she
Starting point is 01:14:57 comes back a day later and says oh i forgot jimmy alvin gave me 10 million dollars well i want to see where she said that y'all gotta okay y Y'all got to see that with my eyes. She said it? All right, hold on. They got it. Because I can read it to you. Well, while you pull it up, I'll read it. Please.
Starting point is 01:15:14 I did get 10 mil. My bad. Jimmy Iovine, Doug Morris took care of me. Just never any after that. My money over the years come from songs I've written I do agree with the audit part though cause I would like to get one done for all my records as well I just don't want to leave that quote like that
Starting point is 01:15:32 so sorry yeah somebody text Keisha she got the phone ring you forgot about that so let me ask you a question somebody quickly remind me nothing? and that's the part where we never so let me ask you a question somebody quickly remind me nothing
Starting point is 01:15:46 and that's the part where we never talk about a artist who forget the advance we got and that's what I was trying to say about the advance part
Starting point is 01:15:54 yeah like yo you don't understand how advances work a lot of times right and it was advanced so long ago
Starting point is 01:16:02 you just forgot it existed and you didn't yeah and you still owe that one. So let me ask you a question. Now you took another one for the next album. I don't know none of this. Me neither. I ain't never got no $10 million.
Starting point is 01:16:12 I'm just saying, label gives you $2 million. Uh-huh. Right? That's your album budget. That's your budget. It's your budget. Correct. Right?
Starting point is 01:16:19 You got to pay that back. Correct. Whatever you make. No, they taking that back. They taking it back. Right? So after they get their bread, do they give you a breakdown of the allocation of funds? I'm asking you because I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Yes. They do? Yeah. So they get you $2 million, then they'll show you, yo, out of the $2 million, you bought in this many album sales, and this is what we took back? Yeah, they give you accounting. Yes. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:16:42 This is what triggered the old crew. Because, no, I'm serious. Because, yeah, they gave you accounting yes oh okay this is what triggered the old crew cause no I'm serious because yeah they give you accounting but if you don't like how the accounting looks
Starting point is 01:16:51 then then it's in the question yeah like word fam you charging me $19 for aspirin that type of shit fam when I saw
Starting point is 01:16:59 some of that accounting but this is 03 for me where you gotta go back to music and 03 to really that was insanity
Starting point is 01:17:06 you could not explain to me why so much money was being spent on things even when the Pump It Up video went into
Starting point is 01:17:14 when it needed to go into overtime that's always funny there used to be a charge and I don't know if it still exists but there used to be
Starting point is 01:17:20 a charge called breakage so when you ship 10,000 CDs out some of them are gonna break they take that and they will leave a percentage for it just in case guess what happened when they came out but there used to be a charge called breakage. So when you ship 10,000 CDs out, some of them are going to break. They take that out of your shit. And they would leave a percentage for it,
Starting point is 01:17:27 just in case. Right, guess. Guess what happened when they came out with digital media? They were still giving you a breakage percentage. That's crazy. File was corrupted, nigga. It's mad at that.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Yeah. It's mad at those little corners and nooks and crannies that nobody and their mother would ever really look at. That you have to be in the maze and bump into that wall to be like
Starting point is 01:17:46 oh shit where are you or somebody had to tell you right dog I was in the club nobody told me I was in a club with a Def Jam artist
Starting point is 01:17:53 he had his I don't even it wasn't a manager I guess like a handler from the label or something go get him some singles got him 10,000 singles so I know the dude
Starting point is 01:18:04 I'm like damn y'all giving it up like that over there that's coming out his budget like everything that you don't even the artists don't even know that you just say yo give me some i'm in the club i'm here booked in this club to do a performance i'm you know a strip club to do my little do my shit throw money whatever so i told you go get some money. You just charged me my own money without me even knowing. Correct. My man told me in the early 2000s, early 90s, a member of Virginia Beach used to be popping back in the day like Memorial Day and all that shit before Can't Call Me.
Starting point is 01:18:38 Yeah. Right? And it's a group that we all love, rap group, famous rap group. And their dude had them going up. They was at McDonald's and had them niggas going to McDonald's one by one so he could take their receipt and write who got what so that he could get a bread back. Like, why would you want to be a part of a business like that?
Starting point is 01:19:00 Fam, in 2002 when I came in, I think I got my deal to end the old one, somewhere around here. Every A anr had a card oh they they don't do this no more i'm pretty certain they stopped this but every anr had a card i'm pretty sure anrs for the most part now just count numbers so that you just swipey swipe for the artist whatever didn't fucking matter yeah that's crazy you used to hit the mall come on
Starting point is 01:19:30 okay swipe it up pull it out that's your money that's your money you want Jeff Hamilton we just running around we just running around
Starting point is 01:19:38 you have no idea now it's time to go do the album I'm a creator it's album time so now it's album time who you want to work with you know what let me see what's up
Starting point is 01:19:44 with Scott Storch. All right, cool. Let me show you Scott Storch prices. Okay. Yeah, you just spent. Okay. You just bought $200,000 worth of Aniche jeans. No, no, your example.
Starting point is 01:19:55 No, but wait now. We got to get Busta Feature. Oh, Lord. That one was crazy. But no, back to my fucking Scott Storch. Scott, you want to work with Scott Storch Scott you wanna work with Scott Storch alright you gotta go to Miami
Starting point is 01:20:06 you're in Miami works in Miami that's where it's at now you gotta get hotel you gotta pick some fly shit now you gotta stay out there for a little while
Starting point is 01:20:13 oh he works on the spot oh so you gotta learn what this stuff means work on the spot that's awesome till the rate come in right awesome till the rate come in right right
Starting point is 01:20:26 till the rate come in till you're paying for the studio till now you locked in we locking in for a week Scott Storch Miami you're a circle house or something that's charging
Starting point is 01:20:33 $250 an hour for the studio and he's making the beat up on the spot it's gonna take him 8 hours just to get the beat done imagine me as a 24 year old never that
Starting point is 01:20:42 I love Scott Storch round of applause friend of the show that's my guy that's my guy he That's my guy. He did three sides to a story. He just didn't know he did it. No, Scott was playing me.
Starting point is 01:20:51 See, and that was the problem with Joe Budden. Look at all the money I spent. And look what I went to go make. Right. Keys. Dark. Gloomy.
Starting point is 01:21:00 I was on bullshit out there. That ain't what we paid to go see. You don't go see scott stores for this yeah we want to hit that's true i was putting i put shit on mix it yo my album that was supposed to be my album oh my god if that album would have came out but i got caught in whatever that is but yeah so now little music imagine me as 20 you remember look at that you remember that shit right i gotta find that record imagine me as a 24-year-old. No, I got it.
Starting point is 01:21:25 And this is me. Y'all know I ain't a dummy. So imagine what they're doing to kids out here. Imagine me just trying to create, looking at Scott Storch with every chain in the world, every watch. I think he might have had his jeweler come in for real. While y'all was kicking it. So he could purchase and just look at shit and all the weed in the universe.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Ounces, ounces ounces ounces ounces i ain't smoking but it's ounces right it's a movie in there yeah i hate that word but that is what it is at a 24 years old and you just send out a key you can play whatever in the world you want yeah how as a creator how do you not say oh we need a few extra days with him guess we need it we need we need a few thousand dollars with him? And guess what? We need a few. $10,000 a day. Hey, we didn't get it yet.
Starting point is 01:22:06 We ain't catch it yet. You got the record yet? We ain't catch it yet. Yeah, no, I guess it's- And this is before our home studios and shit too.
Starting point is 01:22:14 you didn't even have the option to just pull up to his crib and make the beat and then we'll go cut the vocal of the studio. No, no, no,
Starting point is 01:22:19 you gotta block out the studio. Well, he would never because you gotta learn the relationship between the producer and the label and the studio. Well, he would never because you got to learn the relationship between the producer. Well, that's true, too. That's not beneficial for him to do that. And the studio.
Starting point is 01:22:29 And the studio. Yeah. And the studio. And the studio. Hey, he go home and make every beat in the world. Yeah, if his niggas come by, he do whatever he want. All that. But business time, you got to learn.
Starting point is 01:22:37 There's so much shit to learn. No kid could ever know this stuff. You could never know this stuff until you go in there And see what's going on With this budget And this department But that's where the resentment Comes from The lawyer scam Right
Starting point is 01:22:48 That's all the scams in the world That's just aging Realizing the scams But that's where the resentment Comes from The resentment comes from Yo y'all sold me on We a team
Starting point is 01:22:58 Uh huh Y'all sold me on I got your best interest at heart Y'all sold me on I'm looking out for you Uh huh And you really not I'll tell you one thing I don't know Meek and Ross's Y'all sold me on, I got your best interest at heart. Y'all sold me on, I'm looking out for you. And you really not.
Starting point is 01:23:08 I'll tell you one thing. I don't know Meek and Ross's personal contract situation, but creatively, Ross did his job. Ross did his job. He did. Ross did what he was supposed to do. We was over in Slaughterhouse jealous. Couldn't figure out how is ross doing that fam meek was with every grand hustle and all that before yeah you know what i'm saying so even that you was you
Starting point is 01:23:33 had you were signed somewhere before and nothing happened every not for nothing that might have cost something but to get out of but not just that t.i was going to do whatever he was going through at that time so we don't know how much grand hustle put behind me nobody knows that but and i'm not even i'm not i'm not i didn't mean nothing but i'm just no no i'm just saying that it took ross to take you to that level it took everything that he did i think it was a combination also also also but not just ross because this this is what goes without saying. I mean, never gets said either. Not just Ross.
Starting point is 01:24:10 The best Ross. True. Peak. You caught Ross in the peak. Peak. Climactic. You're right. Smashes.
Starting point is 01:24:18 Absolutely right. Teflon Don Ross. Teflon Don. Yes. That's not just Ross. Yep. That's Teflon Don Ross saying, oh, and by the way, I remember the first time I heard I'm a boss still. We were setting up for a pool party.
Starting point is 01:24:33 We were setting up for a pool party and told her what? I was the guy running to the gas station to get the drinks or the ice or some shit. I hopped in my Escalade. I bust that left on Bay Ridge with the radio on because who knows why the radio was on. I ain't listening to the radio at the time. It was just on. And some shit came on. I had never, that man almost pulled over and said, nah, what is this?
Starting point is 01:24:57 I heard this kid before. Yeah. I heard this kid before and he was jamming when I heard him. It wasn't this. But this. It wasn't this. And then Ross came on. Has so many J's you thought I was LA? And I was jamming when I heard him. It wasn't this. But this. It wasn't this. And then Ross came on.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Has so many J's you thought I was LA? And I was heated now. And now I'm in the car mad. Because look what somebody could do for you when they could do it for you. We're going to get in there and get this record. We're going to develop this record. That beat sounded like them. The hook sounded like them. It sounded like Ross was supposed to perfectly come in where he came in.
Starting point is 01:25:24 Oh, and, hey, I'm a boss. Nigga, I'm a boss. Man, I'm a boss. See, shit like that goes unstated. We don't never talk. Nigga, Ross is on the hook doing a back and forth with you as a new act from Philly Dawg. We up. It's up.
Starting point is 01:25:40 He went up, and he kept going up. Ross, they both did what they had to do. So, everything you're saying is accurate. I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. So let's just say, y'all just said the music business is shitty.
Starting point is 01:25:58 Uh-huh. Meek Mills is a young nigga from Philly. Don't have no bread. No real bread. Uh-huh. Right? He signs his name on a piece of paper. And it's Mill, not Mills.
Starting point is 01:26:07 It was Mills. You have a pluralized issue. That was the thing. You buttoned, nigga. With three Ds. My bad. It's my anniversary. Nah, but again,
Starting point is 01:26:24 young nigga. Who did that shit that was or Def Jam what that was that was a Malgo that was a Malgo
Starting point is 01:26:29 that was a Malgo oh yeah edit go ahead yo but um you know man what the fuck they gonna do never know
Starting point is 01:26:36 yeah chill out we gonna be talking about contracts chill out let's just let's just edit I'm retired nigga go sell all the bootleg
Starting point is 01:26:43 moon music ones you want but nah you should buy the back so he potentially signed something Let's just edit. Let's retire, nigga. Go sell all the bootleg Moon Music ones you want. But nah. You should buy the back. So he potentially signed something that don't really have his best interest at heart. Okay. You signed it out of desperation.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Well, don't have your best interest at heart five albums later when you've grown and you're rich and you're in a room with every football owner in the world. So that's my point. So you didn't know
Starting point is 01:27:01 what you were signing when you were a child. And now I'm looking at things differently. And I'm looking at things differently. Not just that. Now, potentially, because we don't know the particul were signing and i'm looking at things differently not just that now potentially because we don't know the particulars now i'm looking at it like yo you're a piece of shit i looked up to you like you had my best interest at heart and now that i'm more knowledgeable and now that i got some information you didn't have my best interest at heart or maybe i did have your best interest at heart i'm giving you my scenario maybe you didn't have my best
Starting point is 01:27:23 interest at heart i'm looking at the contract now that i know more and i'm giving you my scenario maybe you didn't have my best interest at heart i'm looking at the contract now that i know more and i'm tight that's a possibility no yes you're right what you're saying i think it's i can have my best interest right now i got it i've learned enough i've seen enough see sometimes and we as a community and a culture we paint these things to be a bad thing so many times but i think it's great that he can now say i love some shit i know enough to do it now right that's what i was trying to say now it's like not necessarily you have you didn't have my best interest at heart but now i'm in a space where i could do it myself right i don't necessarily need you anymore i want to be out from under you and
Starting point is 01:28:02 you're not letting me possibly thereibly. There's a beef. Possibly. That's what I think. Or you didn't have my best interest at heart. It could be either one. You know what I'm saying? It could be either one. It's easy to say that in hindsight though.
Starting point is 01:28:15 It's someone who made it. Absolutely it is. You know what I'm saying? It is. I'm not disagreeing but what I'm saying from all of these industry entities that I know. If I am
Starting point is 01:28:24 let's get Rick Rawls take names out I know. If I am, let's get Rick Ross, let's take names out of it. If I am super popping and I see a kid that has got some potential, I'm not going to give him the most friendliest deal in the entire world. I disagree. Because I'm going to shovel out a shitload of money. And you don't know if he's going to pop. Ross had Wale Meek and Pill
Starting point is 01:28:46 at the same time when they did that whole MMG shit we don't know he don't know what's gonna work and what's not gonna work so this is all a risk
Starting point is 01:28:54 at this point and you're a businessman investment so I have to protect myself yeah I gotta protect myself now when it pops
Starting point is 01:29:03 and it fully works then I get the person saying, like, all right, I'm up now. Like, yo, I should be able to do X, Y, and Z now. Well, that's not how the contract works. It wasn't to rob you or nothing. But I just don't know. We don't know you get here. Let me tell you something. Y'all triggering me with all this shit.
Starting point is 01:29:21 Nah, but everybody's smart enough to say, and this has been an argument since we were kids with the music business. Your contract, and they have enough attorneys, they have enough know-it-worth-all to put in your contract that if you reach a certain amount of success, if you reach a certain amount of singles, if you reach a certain amount of sales,
Starting point is 01:29:41 that your contract shifts to this. You can't say, yo yo i didn't know that you was gonna pop oh well we don't know we don't know you're gonna pop we put a shit ton of money behind you we could potentially lose you're explaining the unreachable benchmark and that's the thing i know they they put it in there but you don't know as an artist that it's unreachable and you don't know that they control it like you could be like, yo, if you reach gold, you get this. If you reach platinum, you get this.
Starting point is 01:30:07 If you reach double, triple, quadruple, now we got to come back to the negotiation table. Now see, now the flip, that's fine when it works. Because the flip is that, the flip side to that is you take,
Starting point is 01:30:16 let's take it off of music real quick. You take Ricky Williams' contract with his rookie deal that he got through No Limit Sports. That was purely all incentive based. If he hit them incentives then you're rich.
Starting point is 01:30:28 That is one of the best contracts you sign. Because he don't hit them how do we review that contract today? It was a bad contract yesterday. But it wasn't it wasn't
Starting point is 01:30:39 it wasn't a good contract period. What I'm saying is it's good when it works. It wasn't good. If it worked it's good. It's still not good. Because what you do is you take the middle out right we got to be logical we got to be rational in business right and this is where we fall short in america period right i remember when donald trump was running for president and everybody said yo he's a great businessman because he was rich he wasn't a great businessman he's never's a great businessman because he was rich. He wasn't a great businessman. He's never been a great businessman.
Starting point is 01:31:05 You have people that he's robbed all the way up his rich ladder. When you are conducting good business, it's you win and I win. If I gave you a product or service and you are happy with the price you paid, that's good business. Ricky Williams could have produced on the field for the Saints and got a quality amount of money at the same time and that's good business it don't the money don't make it good business both parties happy at the end of the day make it good business and in the music business we are seeing so many artists that are
Starting point is 01:31:34 not happy until they sign a third fourth fifth deal or until they get the independence they not happy we see an artist that change their stance cause they happy when they first sign it they not happy they desperate it's a difference I see some happy I've never seen anybody happy
Starting point is 01:31:52 you was happy at the moment you signed your deal cause now you don't gotta go home to the projects happy desperate or ignorant
Starting point is 01:31:58 yeah you give them you said is it it could be a combination of all of them I didn't hear what you said you said is it yeah like again,
Starting point is 01:32:05 so your desperation now that your mother don't have to have roaches and rats in the garbage can makes you happy temporarily until you know better. So at that particular moment, you are happy
Starting point is 01:32:15 because your desperation to get out of that situation carried you over. But it still wasn't a good deal when you signed it. I was a gold mine for my label. I know what you're saying i would have never known then because it's not designed for you to know right like when i might have stuff what i have to do 95 000 week one and dub b did you
Starting point is 01:32:38 chad dub b did your whole album and that's yeah that's the part that i would have never known dub b did my whole album with the exception of three songs from just blaze think about that right there's two kids from jersey just cooking up and y'all sold 497 whatever whatever they shipped it was great awesome but we really just bought three just blaze beats shit yo look you want me to tell you how many times we had to what do they call that shit when you need more budget? Reforecast something. I don't even remember the word now.
Starting point is 01:33:08 I don't remember the word. But think about that. You remember what your budget was? I remember what was spent at the end because it wasn't no more money. It was no more money. And did Dub B reap the benefits of that or no? I don't know. There you go.
Starting point is 01:33:22 And Dub B is such a genius. And he a nice guy. Guess what happened after that? I don't know. There you go. And Dub B is such a genius. And he a nice guy. Guess what happened after that? I'm out. Yeah. Oh, that's what happens here? Got you. I'm done.
Starting point is 01:33:32 I can build a computer from rocks. I don't have to go through this. How's Dub doing? You talked to him? Excellent. Yeah. Excellent. Tell him I said what up when you talked to him.
Starting point is 01:33:40 Shit, you talked about y'all putting that album together. Look at what happened with Fetty Wap. And I will. I will. He's married. Oh, good for him. Shit, you talked about y'all putting that album together. Look at what happened with Fetty Wap. And I will. I will. He's married. Oh, good for him. Had a baby.
Starting point is 01:33:48 No shit. All right. Dope. He's great. He's great. Look what happened with Fetty Wap's first album. They had that whole shit done. The label just came in
Starting point is 01:33:58 and was like, oh shit, you gave us a gold mine. Right. It's six singles that was charted that you already made. Gold mine. Right. It's six singles that was charted that you already made. Gold mine.
Starting point is 01:34:08 Some artists that they don't paint to be gold mines because that's not how these should be painted. They be gold mines, man. Y'all did this shit in Patterson.
Starting point is 01:34:17 Y'all did this shit in your basement or something. And we don't have to. Shout out to Peoples. Yeah, that's crazy. Fam, Soulja Boy. Artists like that, when they just come in, they see what you...
Starting point is 01:34:26 You don't even know what you have. Right. You did our job for us, and we still gonna rob you. And we gonna rob you. See, now look at that. Back to Dub B real quick. Imagine Dub B and me today.
Starting point is 01:34:42 Or just Dub B, not Dub B and me, because he was so bright. He was such a techie when I was 15. Him with these tools trying to do music? Oh, man. Forget about it. So now these kids have some of that understanding. There you go.
Starting point is 01:34:58 And pay up. No. And now niggas is mad. So now we're going to move the the goalpost so we can still try to rob you yeah i know they're gonna get their rob on that's what happened somebody gonna get robbed the label inserted themselves okay oh y'all don't need physicals no more guess what now you can't get on a playlist without us right and that's the only way to make money off and that's the only way yep and we moved everything to streaming the only way to make money off streaming is to be on
Starting point is 01:35:22 certain playlists we're gonna control those you can change the game you're good we're gonna insert ourselves to be needed no matter where the game goes that's what 21 savage was trying to say about drake but he didn't really say what he was trying to say was drake is probably responsible for funding a good percentage of the music industry. Of artists' careers. Yeah, because he's generating so much money. Not even just at my label. It ain't just my label. Yes.
Starting point is 01:35:55 Over there, I'm big homie. I'm big homie over there. Shit, perfect segue. You just can be a young boy. We were talking about how they make they was gonna make sure he get out
Starting point is 01:36:06 some people are generating so much money and worth so much money all the way across the board because of what he generates yes and that's another goldmine I'm definitely
Starting point is 01:36:17 I don't gotta put no money on you I don't gotta put no money up no don't step on me I'm definitely NBA Oldboy now go ahead NBA Oldboy who else Don't step on me I'm definitely NBA old boy Now go ahead NBA old boy Who else But nah
Starting point is 01:36:30 And congratulations to him For getting out of jail No Did he get out Yeah he's on He's on Oh shit Congratulations
Starting point is 01:36:38 At the end of the last pod They said he got out No no no Then California Jumped in with a charge And he had to Take care of that Square that away No no no, no. Then California jumped in with a charge. And he had to take care of that. He had to square that away. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:36:48 You got to suspend the license over here, daddy. That's cool. That'd be the worst when they letting you out over here, but now they found your shit from over there, and I got to clean. Yo, fam, I was on that bus coming over that dumbass Brit. I thought they was going to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa
Starting point is 01:37:05 He got a hole Yo, you Until I'm free Nigga, what? It's the worst Yeah And that judge Nah, he ain't
Starting point is 01:37:15 They ain't done with you Yeah, that's a different one They ain't done with you Now hold him Hold him And he know you getting ready to get out But this boy right here This boy is different
Starting point is 01:37:22 This is gonna be a young boy He's different Cash cow He is the cow He's be a young boy he's different cash cow he is the cow he's the farm yeah he's the farm for a lot of niggas that's crazy
Starting point is 01:37:30 and they know it see how the law changes right we just we just generate a couple of hours how much you worth oh okay no no no
Starting point is 01:37:37 fuck what you worth how much you worth to them right no no fuck your how much you worth tomorrow yeah to us that's crazy you worth too? Yeah, to us.
Starting point is 01:37:45 That's crazy. You worth too much to us. Oh, wait. It's a charge over there too? Yo, give him on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two days after the brawl. Judge.
Starting point is 01:37:53 Judge, judge, judge. Judge, judge, judge. Calm down. Yeah. They trying to beat on our Cal over here, Joe. Yeah. Yeah. Gotta get him out of here. A call got made to that parole board.
Starting point is 01:38:02 Hey, hey. Y'all was wrong. No, they went and woke that judge up. Y'all. Y'all was wrong. No, they went and woke that judge up. Y'all. Y'all was wrong. The homeboy. Hey, we overriding you. Come on.
Starting point is 01:38:08 We got Carl's side. Take you down there real quick. Come sign this. Y'all ain't like him, but y'all ain't really know him. Whatever you got to do. Docu-sign. Docu-sign now. Judge, get up, Judge.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Check your email. Go ahead, Docu-sign. Go ahead, Docu-sign. Hurry up. Docu-sign. Every day he's in here, you losing us money. That's funny. Yo, Staples is going to fuck America up, boy.
Starting point is 01:38:26 I still need Staples. Staples is going to fuck us up one day. We just got rid of fax machines. All that. We got rid of whatever that bullshit.
Starting point is 01:38:34 Look at the scam they ran on us. Think about it. Wait till they, now that, as I age, Printer Inc. is going to keep them
Starting point is 01:38:40 rocking for a little while. Forever in life. Shit, I still, I go there to print my shit now. Fam, Printer Inc. Highest giraffe. See that shit, I go there to print my shit now. Fam, printer ink high as giraffe. See, that shit, I go there to print. I don't print enough to buy ink. The printer costs about $40. The ink costs about $70.
Starting point is 01:38:51 The ink cartridge be $70. And we'll run out like this. Ten cent a page to print. I go right there and use their printer. What you printing? Whatever I gotta print. Like, when I traveled, they wanted you to have the actual printout of the COVID shit
Starting point is 01:39:06 as well as your do it online they wanted the physical printout so I had to go there and print it we used to have to go to hotels
Starting point is 01:39:13 and do work in the business center now your phone is the business center that was the first thing I said when I went yo where the business center at
Starting point is 01:39:22 what's right over there making life a little bullshit ass two computers over out. Yo, where the business center at? I was running over there, making life. A little bullshit ass two computers over there. Now your iPhone is the business center. Right. It's crazy. The whole shit.
Starting point is 01:39:32 All the business. All the business. All of it. Excel spreadsheets on your phone, all that shit. Everything. Hey, Staples, it's over. Peace. Yeah. That's one I wasn't mad at.
Starting point is 01:39:41 Man, Staples be charging $12 for a pen. That nigga's high as hell in there, yo. I was never mad at Staples leaving. Like, y'all can go. That nigga's high as hell. Like, I almost, I pulled up that big ass, because it's big, Staples. Empty. It's vacant.
Starting point is 01:39:55 Boom. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Y'all had to go. Uh-huh. Yeah. That's a trade-off, though. We lost Bad Baffin' Beyond, too.
Starting point is 01:40:03 So, you know, we lose the good ones. We got to take the good with the bad. Oh, Bezos beating them niggas. That's a trade-off, though. We lost Bad Baffin' Beyond, too. So, you know, we lose the good ones. We got to take the good with the bad. Oh, Bezos beating them niggas asses. No doubt. Bezos whipping ass. He got the ink for $50 cartridge. And that shit be here now. $42?
Starting point is 01:40:16 An hour. It's here, actually. No bullshit. I don't understand Elon Musk trolling Jeff Bezos. Like, when they go back and forth with who's the richest guy, it'd be one week him, one week him. Joe, if me and you had as much money as God, we'd play all the time now.
Starting point is 01:40:35 Imagine what we would be doing. It'd be nice. I'm going to the moon, motherfucker. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Stop going into the air. I'm going to the moon. You went to what place? You went to what island?
Starting point is 01:40:42 Just think, fam. What the fuck? We would be playing. But this is my point. There's nothing that the playing would do to me. Them either. Oh, you might get your ego back and be like, if you have 90 trillion and I have 70 trillion,
Starting point is 01:41:02 I'm going to get the Martian Dykeman chick and send it to your text message. First of all, that's like the shit that Nick Cannon and Kevin Hart was doing. We wouldn't even bag
Starting point is 01:41:12 the same Martians, dog. You're a little skinny little white Martian. Where you gonna find a little skinny white Marthal that? Yo, where do you be painting these pictures? They believe this shit.
Starting point is 01:41:37 You seen me with a skinny white girl before? You ever seen me with anybody skinny in life? Yeah. See, that's what pisses me off. That pisses me off that you say that. before you ever seen me with anybody skinny in life yeah hold on Joe watch out I want to say names no I'm not gonna say no names I don't have no names but they wasn't your thick this shut the fuck up no nigga it's a middle ground I don't gotta be names. I don't have no names, but. They wasn't your thick. Then shut the fuck up. No, nigga, it's a middle ground. I don't got to be 5'4", 200 pounds. They wasn't middle ground. It wasn't middle ground.
Starting point is 01:42:11 They weren't middle ground. That's what I'm saying to you. They were the. You wait till we get off mic. No, fuck that. They was the slimmest ground. Hold up. Ish.
Starting point is 01:42:21 Ish. What the hell are you on with this kid? The middle ground. Ish. The middle ground. I have specifically said to you yo I'm not
Starting point is 01:42:27 nah you ain't gonna you don't like skinny chicks I ain't gonna show you this and what have you said I like pretty girls so how you gonna sit here and say where would you find
Starting point is 01:42:37 a skinny why would I find a skinny chick attractive or something like that you are saying something totally different if we going through girls that are attractive
Starting point is 01:42:43 right I don't have a ideal girl that I think is attractive. You could be short, tall, skinny, thick. You could be attractive in all shapes and sizes.
Starting point is 01:42:52 Joe's gonna say, nope. He has a preferred ideal type. Ice has a preferred ideal. That's not even true. Most times.
Starting point is 01:43:02 Most times. You kind of deviated. You deviated a little bit. Not today. You shocked me. You got to sound like her now. I got drunk and catch you cheating with one girl that's out. That's it.
Starting point is 01:43:13 Oh, that's what you like now? Yo, one little cheat. One little cheat. That ain't normally your bad. Boy, do they hold that one forever. That was four years ago. I'm just saying right Ice has a type yes
Starting point is 01:43:28 yeah okay I don't specifically have a type so that's all we saying no Joe's painting a picture of one type y'all will come on the pod and fight the painting of the pictures cause we don't want to be painted with that brush what's wrong with liking slim women
Starting point is 01:43:44 nothing I'm saying if you's wrong with liking slim women? Nothing. I'm saying that's not- If you can't handle the big mamas, you know what I mean? Then leave them to me. You can have them. You know what I mean? You're six foot two for what then?
Starting point is 01:43:55 I can handle the big mamas. I ain't you. Don't get defensive. You heard him? You heard him? Look how he threw a little shot at the end. You're right. If we was trillionaires,
Starting point is 01:44:04 it wouldn't be pretty. You're right. Like we was trillionaires, it wouldn't be pretty. Like I said, yo, we do some bullshit. Fam, you look at what Nick Cannon and Kevin Hart are doing. They've been trolling the shit out of each other.
Starting point is 01:44:11 The rich trolling shit. And they rich. The niggas be putting up billboards for each other by the end of the year. The nigga wrapped his fucking plane with his face on it. Think about how much money
Starting point is 01:44:19 you gotta use to wrap a plane. Then I'm gonna get your plane when you not around and wrap it and put my face on it. Who did that? Nick Cannon and Kevin Hart. Who wrapped somebody's plane with their face on it?
Starting point is 01:44:31 I forgot which one did it. One of them did it. One of them did it. I forget. Fam, nigga sent the nigga a llama for a... They just be doing... I'm keeping the llama.
Starting point is 01:44:40 Good looks. Yo, look at Rich People Games. Rich People Games. I want to get to that. I want to get to that llama. Whatever. I got the backyard. Yo, look at rich people games. Rich people probably get to that. I got the backyard. Yo, fam, they just be doing wild, funny, dope shit. Look, you show up to- Because they fucking rich.
Starting point is 01:44:51 Look, fam, you show up to Van Nuys Airport with your plane and got another nigga's face on it. What? What? See, I knew it was nigga. Kevin rides the cannon. I knew it was Nick. Kevin rides the cannon. I knew it was Nick. My nigga, how dope is that? Nah, that's dope.
Starting point is 01:45:12 Look at his face. Oh my, look at that. Nick Cannon look beautiful right there, fam. That's a nice little money outfit right there. Oh my Jesus. Sheesh. That's funny. You got to throw on the extra fly outfit
Starting point is 01:45:25 after you do some shit like that. Off white with the pink turtleneck? With the light, light pink. Not even, salmon. Yeah, salmon.
Starting point is 01:45:32 I ain't going to disrespect you. No, salmon. I pronounce the L when it's that, when it's like that. I'm not going to
Starting point is 01:45:38 call it pink. That was salmon. You had to put an accent? That's a nice outfit Look at his skin His skin is radiant That nigga look rich rich Too rich
Starting point is 01:45:49 Kevin Hart be trying to look Philly again Nigga you a billionaire Move He be trying to look Rhymey There you go What?
Starting point is 01:45:57 And you called the Nick Cannon Shit too Months ago You did You did Yo dawgs You be knowing The writing be there You be knowing the writing be there
Starting point is 01:46:06 you be knowing yo be right there what was we talking about oh Park said he would keep the llama why did that stand out that's what we were
Starting point is 01:46:16 talking about that wasn't even yeah I'm keeping the llama it stuck with me cause I wanna be at you know like white people made up staples and all this shit
Starting point is 01:46:24 I wish I could have been at the pet meeting like the first pet meeting cats that's the one we're gonna keep these seem like nice guys look at Ish's face I don't know
Starting point is 01:46:34 what the fuck this boy is talking about no I agree I understand exactly what he means the pet meeting let's get some hamsters let's put these in the house
Starting point is 01:46:40 okay what the fuck what's the thought process there it's a rat it's low maintenance we never asked none of our great, great grandparents. This is brand new shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:48 I just found the rat, and I'm going to put it in my house. I want to know how we allow pets in the house. Blacks wasn't allowed in the house. So, what the fuck? The fuck? Call Pop. Nigga, you was lower than the pet. So, I want to know at the pet meeting, who was there to decide?
Starting point is 01:47:05 The cat wasn't going to have a 10-inch dick fucking your wife. Yo. All right. Who was? Because you said blacks wasn't allowed in the house. So he's saying they're not going to let the black in the house. I know what he's saying. You know what?
Starting point is 01:47:22 Well, let the cat in. You want to play follow me or something? It's something something bro come on give me a little sober up something shit yo
Starting point is 01:47:30 I don't know I don't know where he went Blacks wasn't allowed in the house cause wouldn't they have had to come up with proof of concept no
Starting point is 01:47:39 and they would have had to pick somebody to do this shit it would have had to been a failure at some point they tried they let the squirrel in the house and the squirrel fucked shit up and said okay those squirrels are no good and it would have had to be somebody to do this shit it would have had to been a failure at some point they tried they tried
Starting point is 01:47:45 they let the squirrel in the house and the squirrel fuck shit up and said okay no squirrels are no good squirrels are not allowed keep that fucker outside
Starting point is 01:47:51 raccoon seems like a good idea no oh look he got a mask he got little hands like us let's let him in the house no he fuck shit up too keep him out little rabbit
Starting point is 01:47:57 rabbit just gonna eat some lettuce and shit sometimes on the internet like I love animals so I follow a lot of them shit like sometimes in a random neighborhood like a lion or just walk by i think that shit is fly not a lion but it's not a big
Starting point is 01:48:11 tiger big cat big cat big cat big cat family like a tiger just walked by it was another one of them videos where what was it like a hundred horses or cows just was strolling by white people was confused and shit i like when that stuff happens. Who decided to just kick all the animals off the street? Alright, come on. We did when we needed the street. White people, nigga.
Starting point is 01:48:36 We needed the animals too. It's the same shit they did when they came over here and saw the natives here. Move, nigga. Who decided to kick all the a**holes off the street? The white people. You can't call them a**holes. Native Americans. Off the nigga. Who decided to kick all the a***** off the street? The white people. You can't call them a*****. Native Americans. Off the street. Same shit. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:48:50 Same shit. And then left every city and street name the same. Some. Most. Me name is some shit. Paquonic. Yo, Jersey. Jersey, boy. New Jersey is heavy. Jersey is heavy. New Jersey is heavy Native Jersey. New Jersey is heavy. Jersey, boy.
Starting point is 01:49:05 New Jersey is heavy Native American. Upstate New York is all everything. It is. Up there, too. All counties, rivers, everything. I forgot who that was I met that just was schooling me on the origin of the New Jersey city names. Counties in general, I think, in this country are still mostly Native American names.
Starting point is 01:49:21 No, they're not. No, I think they are. You go to Virginia. They all, when you start going to the South, it's all European shit. Middlesex, Sussex,
Starting point is 01:49:31 Essex, Jamestown. What's a Chester? I was thinking about that when I was driving through the Bronx. But even Jersey, like the city, yeah,
Starting point is 01:49:38 all of that shit be, a lot of that shit is, when you start going to like Virginia, North Carolina, all that, it be named after all them English
Starting point is 01:49:46 motherfuckers Jamestown St. Charles William and Mary all that goofy shit there's some Roanoke out there it is
Starting point is 01:49:52 that's still some it's still Tappahannock where my family from all of that I'm just saying you can't call them
Starting point is 01:50:00 the land stop saying there's a lot of edits so they took the land From people Kicked the animals Off the streets And then kept your names
Starting point is 01:50:10 That's some s*** We gonna take your street And keep That's some bulls*** Fucking white people boy White people different man You know what I'm saying This is different
Starting point is 01:50:18 I'm a real gangsta Yeah cause Once I started learning Some s*** I was real confused On why I had To have a last name. Oh, shit. Please call Paul.
Starting point is 01:50:29 Here comes Joe with his fucking, him and Corey with a, yo, that's a European construct. Yo, that's one of your favorite words is a construct. Nigga, you seen what Elon Musk named his kid? R2-D2. L1, L Ron Hubbard D270. Just a barcode yeah he on to something
Starting point is 01:50:47 he is and he's not why you need a name to identify you it's a million Josephs get what I'm saying so your last name your middle name other things are identifiers
Starting point is 01:51:03 last name started off it was either who you were or what you did. Like, you know, a person's last name was Smith. There was like the blacksmith. William's son, Charleston. Like, them names was literally just saying who you were. That was a way of identifying you. So the same way we saying.
Starting point is 01:51:19 You said that. Don't make me be my son. You know what I'm trying to mean? don't make me be my someone the same shit I was saying about the Native American names that they just left
Starting point is 01:51:31 I'm saying the same thing for last names on black people it's a lot of black people running around with white names and we know why and you're telling me that I have to continue to be identified that way? Nobody said that.
Starting point is 01:51:47 You said, what is the purpose of Alaska? Well, I know it's to identify us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can change your name to whatever you might want to think. I want to white out a number on my social security number. I want to do something. I want to fuck the system up somehow. They just tracking you your whole life.
Starting point is 01:52:02 Joseph Mood. They tracking you your whole life. Make your name Joseph Mood. Yeah, you should change his name. Yo, come on, man. You life. Joseph Mood. They tracking you your whole life. Make your name Joseph Mood. Yeah, you should change his name. Yo, come on, man. You could. Let's go. Look what you think I would name myself.
Starting point is 01:52:10 Let's go. Nah. Your name was some wild shit. Even I definitely went to my mom at like nine and said, yo, can I change my name to Pierre? Yo. I think my mom. Pierre Buttons. I think my mom always would smack the shit out of me. Or did you want to be Joe Pierre? No, I wanted to be Pierre. Pierre Butt my mom always was smacked the shit out of me
Starting point is 01:52:25 or did you want to be Joe Pierre no I wanted to be Pierre Pierre Button Pierre Button or just Pierre no last name either you was going to be like
Starting point is 01:52:32 Madonna or Prince no Pierre Button but I just wasn't feeling Joseph at nine Joe Pierre being creative I got a lot of beefs man
Starting point is 01:52:41 you got a lot of brains I got who the fuck at nine years old? What do y'all think about a guy being a junior to his mom? No. See? Sorry.
Starting point is 01:52:55 All right. I'm just asking questions. So you don't like that? How come there's no girl juniors? Y'all hitting the weed. No nah he might be on his way only for them two wait I don't know if I've ever seen
Starting point is 01:53:14 I've never seen it a girl junior women hate women ideas look alright I'm moving on stop I'm out who's a junior out there
Starting point is 01:53:24 a girl junior? No, man. That doesn't exist? No. All right, let's just move on. Yeah, please. Keisha Cole, I'm glad you remembered that 10 mil. How you just forget 10 mil.
Starting point is 01:53:35 There are instances of daughters. I don't care. That's dope. It's just how educated us. We just want to be funny, man. That's dope. Yo, and you done developed like a little tribe of dudes. Yo, yo, when the conversation get mature,
Starting point is 01:53:50 let's get this bitch. Shut the fuck up. No. No. Look at you stifling creativity. They're trying to age my guy out, man. I'm trying to keep them youthful and fresh. Is that what they did?
Starting point is 01:54:02 That's what the young boys do. Dumb in your relationship, but I mean, we'll get you back. I'm going to get you back to the streets one of these days. You think our hurrah is over? We just on a little short hiatus. Real quick. Me and my girl got a spat coming, I'm sure. What's wrong with you, yo?
Starting point is 01:54:20 Where we both think we right, so we don't talk to each other for months. Oh, yeah? Okay. You got to turn it up a little bit Thank you You stupid yo Like oh word You mad too Wait
Starting point is 01:54:31 Wait you mad too I'm getting in trouble Stop Stop chill Nah chill We can't expose that one We can't They ain't find out about that one yet
Starting point is 01:54:42 They think it be them that's mad I'm punishing him I ain't find out about that one yet. They think it'd be dumbness mad. I'm punishing him. I ain't speaking to him. I'm going to talk to you. I ain't speaking to him. Don't call me. I'm not talking to you.
Starting point is 01:54:58 You'd be like, damn. Word. Word? I don't even do that. Word? I'm like, all right. I'll say it to myself. Oh, bet. It's I was like, all right. I said it to myself. Oh, bet.
Starting point is 01:55:06 It's up. Watch this. That's like when the game going to overtime for me. Oh, we playing for real now? Oh, shit. Yo, all Parks doing is scratching his beard. I hate Parks.
Starting point is 01:55:20 I hate Parks, man. I've grown. You said what? I've grown. You said what? I've grown. This guy is nuts. Those days used to be fun. Nah, we're going to get you to shake them Levi's one day. Them Levi's ain't made for walking.
Starting point is 01:55:38 Why y'all think on a ride? Y'all think it's really over for us, for real? Now, honestly, let's have a real man talk. It's over for y'all. You out? Out of what? Out of what? Eat this nigga, man.
Starting point is 01:55:54 Yo, how did you get media trained building houses? That's the funny shit. You a construction nigga. Yo, dog. Forget it. What are you talking about, fam? To answer your question, yeah. Joe, you old as hell. It forget it what are you talking about to answer your question yeah
Starting point is 01:56:06 Joe you old as hell it's not over for you that's not that's not true it is over nah your girl's lit shut up your girl's lit
Starting point is 01:56:14 yeah but it ain't over it's over to where I could be go out and be lit without her Ice we alright you said hurrah Ice hasn't been hearing
Starting point is 01:56:22 the things I've been saying now Ice we invite you You said hurrah. Ice hasn't been hearing the things I've been saying now. Ice. We invite you out because your girl is lit. You just a plus one. So we're not never inviting you out without her. We can switch that. I can go out with her. No.
Starting point is 01:56:43 No, because I like to laugh at you, too. I like to laugh at... You under pressure, being unlit. I don't even be under pressure. I want to go home. And she be ready. She be turning it up. Your girl done went and got another girl.
Starting point is 01:56:54 Now what you going to do? With another 400-percent war. Hey, your girl got good taste. She's cute, too. Now what? Now what? She's cute, too. Now get more singles.
Starting point is 01:57:03 Look depressed, go on the ATM, bitch. Bitches and ice, not women. That's what happened. I'm like, yo, you... Yeah, nah, go ahead on. Yo, you supposed to stretch that. It ain't take me but two months to look at my accountant for the last two months.
Starting point is 01:57:18 There ain't been a strip club in sight. It hasn't been a strip club in sight. You gotta hear me texting back in the morning Girl I'm asleep How was it? Smart Girl Yo you stupid
Starting point is 01:57:34 Wasn't everything? See it ain't take that long I went out what twice? Oh no Nah they learned me It's getting cold outside I gotta stay inside I learned quick
Starting point is 01:57:43 It was hot I'm still staying inside No I know but you still said Nah getting cold outside. I got to stay inside. I learned quick. It was hot. I'm still staying inside. No, I know, but you still said, no, it's cold outside. I'm going to stay inside. Oh, buddy. Yeah, about 60 tonight. I love when it get cold. Up, buying pussy now.
Starting point is 01:57:52 Oh, yeah. Prices is coming. Not prices. We got the Black Friday sale. Oh, you think I'm not catching the cyber sale when it come? I'm not, because I'm in a relationship. But for y'all out there. The Cyber Monday sale. Oh, you think I'm not catching the cyber sale when it comes? I'm not, because I'm in a relationship. But for y'all out there. The Cyber Monday sale.
Starting point is 01:58:08 Oh, every Monday. Them strip clubs be cold and lonely. When it get cold out, boy, they be in there. Virtual. Yo, this nigga said cyber sale. Something wrong with your brain, yo, for real. What else we had, man? Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:58:25 What else we had? We had a- I was asking y'all What else we have, man? Oh, man. What else we have? We had a- I was asking y'all. I want to talk about Tom Brady, dude. We can get into that. Tom Brady, dude. Tom Brady threw his 600th touchdown. For those of you who don't know who Tom Brady is, Google it.
Starting point is 01:58:38 Give him a button for that, man. He's really him. Tom Brady's him, yo. Yo, he's that dude. Yo. I cannot stop telling you how much he's him. And he don't look like he's in nowhere near falling off. He look like he want to keep going.
Starting point is 01:58:49 What? Oh, 600? I got another 100 in me. He put that MAGA hat in his locker and ain't go through none of what Kanye went through. That's how great he is. Bro. And he slipped that. It was right there sitting, too.
Starting point is 01:59:01 We ain't say shit to Tom. Nah. Nah. That's craziness. Tom Nah. That's crazy. Tom hood. That's crazy. Tom is that dude. Tom threw his 600th career touchdown to Mike Evans, who's on one of my fantasy teams.
Starting point is 01:59:14 Yo. Any of y'all in that league, what are you talking about? I forget. You got the same record as me. Now you want to talk shit, yo. Now you want to talk shit. Don't talk your shit to me. For the first three weeks, you like, yo, it was the draft.
Starting point is 01:59:27 I ain't know. You was in here copping pleas. Now you want to talk shit. You can't talk shit to me. You can talk shit to y'all. Why I can't talk shit to you? You tied with me. Y'all only a game up on me.
Starting point is 01:59:36 Y'all started off bad. Yeah, like, what are you talking about? And you played me this week, so watch your tone. Uh-oh. Ice, I'm not even checking that this weekend. OK, cool. I'm not even looking at that. Take my free one. I'm going to put my, I'm not even checking that this weekend. Okay, cool. I'm not even looking at that. I'm going to take my free win.
Starting point is 01:59:47 I'm going to put my – I'm not going to – no, no. Free what? I'm going to take my free win. Don't check it. No, I'm setting my lineup. What are you talking about? I'm setting my lineup, but I'm not going to be glued to the score. I don't even worry about y'all over there.
Starting point is 02:00:01 I'll be honest. Why are you popping that shit? I don't even – You got a three-game winning streak. No, but it's how. I'm not starting people. And I'm smacking y'all around. Baker Mayfield, they won't even give him the ball.
Starting point is 02:00:13 Oh, wait, he was home when I started him. Killed Savon, little all-star team. All the teams y'all keep telling me is ill. Ray, I didn't even check it. I didn't sweat that day. Joe, you beat me by two points. Yo, I went to Haven, had brunch. You beat me by two points.
Starting point is 02:00:26 Can I tell you what I did that day? I went and had brunch, ordered mimosas for the table over there. Like, it was a breeze that day. Fantasy football wasn't on your list. I didn't think about none of that. I just went to shake some ass with the Dominicans uptown. What are y'all talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 02:00:42 You I checked the score for. Not bad. I checked the score for you. Some goofy shit. Monday night game. I didn't think I would beat you. Yeah, don't say. But Jonathan Taylor has put my team on his back the whole season.
Starting point is 02:00:56 I wish I knew that. I'm stupid. I should have known. The Colts never had a quarterback. Of course, they was running the ball. I don't know why I didn't think that in every draft. They ain't got a choice. No, homeboy out the game,
Starting point is 02:01:07 baby. He's going crazy. He is saving my team. And Mike Evans, when he show up, I only started him because he was on somebody else I wanted
Starting point is 02:01:13 to start was on the bye week. Go ahead, Mike Evans, get your shit off. He did. He got it off. He got it off. But when he show up, he show up.
Starting point is 02:01:19 No. Like, when Tom find him, it's him. It'd be 260 yarders in one game. I think that's because Tom, Tom, I think, be checking Antonio Brown's mooders in one game. I think that's because Tom, I think, be checking Antonio Brown's mood swings in the morning.
Starting point is 02:01:29 Antonio Brown ain't play. If Antonio Brown... He ain't play. Oh, yeah, he didn't play. He didn't play. Because I had to sit him in my other room. Yeah, he didn't play. I think when he plays, though,
Starting point is 02:01:37 he still checks Antonio Brown's mood in the morning to see if he could feed Mike Evans now. I hear you talking about, no. It's cool. Your team winning. Wait, wait, wait. Stay there. You hear me talking about what?
Starting point is 02:01:52 Antonio Brown is wide open when he's getting the ball. Fuck what Mike Evans thinking about. That nigga Antonio Brown is a beast. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. You saying the same thing. Antonio Brown. AB is AB again.
Starting point is 02:02:04 Yeah, that nigga's running routes better than anybody out here. No. No, no, no. You're saying the same thing. Antonio Brown. AB is AB again. Yeah, that nigga's running routes better than anybody out here. Exactly. But if AB don't get that ball, he might lose one. Because he know he open him whenever he want to get open. Literally. Yeah. And it be games where Mike Evans don't get a look. And I ain't mad at that because that team is stacked.
Starting point is 02:02:19 Yeah. But Mike Evans is only the deep threat. You got to feed Mike Evans. No, he's the deep threat. You got to feed the guy. You know Tom Brady prefers to go underneath. Let me take this 18, 28, 18, 28 to Yaz all the way down the field. Tom getting that red zone.
Starting point is 02:02:33 Don't care about none of y'all. I'm throwing this to someone. Nothing. Successfully. And let Gronk be out there. I'm throwing this ball. Shit. Anyway, Tom Brady threw the 600 touchdown pass to Mike Evans.
Starting point is 02:02:46 Mike Evans gave it to a fan. They came to him on the bench. They said, yo, where's that ball? He said, I gave it to a fan. And they sent somebody over there to get it back from the fan. That video was circulating on the internet. And the fan had a Bucs jersey on. He had like a fireman helmet.
Starting point is 02:03:01 He had a video where he was watching it. And they got the ball. He had a lot going on. and at the end of the video it was a quick conversation whatever was said he gave the ball back and then tom brady did an interview afterward and he was like yeah man guy was cool i'm sure somebody get it back gave him some cool stuff tech ass couple jerseys yada yada yada yada yada and i'm sitting, boy, that guy is the worst negotiator on the planet. Boy, does he not know the value of anything. And why the hell would you do that? Even Tom Brady said it in the interview.
Starting point is 02:03:33 Why would you do that? Tom Brady said he gave away all the leverage when he gave the ball back. He should have held on to it. He should have. And Tom Brady gave him a Bitcoin and some signed shit. Fam. I don't give a... They said the ball is worth $750.
Starting point is 02:03:50 Today. Yes, today. That's going up. Today. That's going up. $750. I'm keeping that ball. Yo, that's like when...
Starting point is 02:03:57 I think that was A-Rod that hit whatever that milestone was with the Yankees, and the dude caught it and left. I would have left too. And the Yankees, and the dude caught it and left. I would have left too. And the Yankees reached back out to him, and he said, suck my dick. Yeah. That's New York fans, boy. That's literally, that's your only response.
Starting point is 02:04:13 Listen to the New Yorkers. No, no. That's the response. That's what he said, y'all. Come get it back in blood. Suck my dick. I'm never giving y'all that ball back for that. Y'all got to up that.
Starting point is 02:04:20 No, y'all never getting that ball back. No, he came off, I think. Find out what that guy got. The right amount of money you can have. He gave it back at some point, but he definitely told him, fuck off at first. Not like this guy who just gave it back while I'm in the stands at the games. He was crazy. He probably felt a little pressure.
Starting point is 02:04:35 Man, do you know who Tom Brady is? He probably felt a little pressure. And he might not have known it was number 600 in the heat of the moment. He might have not have either. Mike Evans gave you the ball. You don't know what's going on. Somebody walk over and say, yo. You just say, yo.
Starting point is 02:04:47 It's a normal touchdown. Somebody walk over and say, yo, I'm going to give you this ball. Let me get that one. They could have gained it. Sir, can we get that ball? We're going to give you a signed ball. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, sure.
Starting point is 02:04:54 Here you go. Here you go. Yeah. They hit him with the JoJo. Yeah. I wouldn't have given him that ball. Yeah, that's it. That guy's horrible.
Starting point is 02:05:02 I wouldn't have given him a ball. A Bitcoin $62,000. And that was Tom Brady afterwards jumping guy's horrible. I want to get him a Bitcoin $62,000. And that was Tom Brady afterwards jumping in saying I'm going to give him a Bitcoin. First off, you're not going to give me one Bitcoin. Yeah, I need two at least.
Starting point is 02:05:14 You're going to up that. I hope them dudes that deflated the Tom Brady ball got a job somewhere. Why? Because that's fucked up. You lose your job because you did with the greatest quarterback
Starting point is 02:05:24 that ever played said to do and now you just that's the game that's the game man let him take some PSI off the ball man
Starting point is 02:05:32 they ran the ball the whole game any damn way man flatten the ball I don't be mad at some of the cheating some of the stupid shit some of the cheating
Starting point is 02:05:41 is cool yo the Astros back in the World Series how do we feel how do we feel how do we feel? How do we feel? How do we feel? Scammers. The scammer season, baby.
Starting point is 02:05:49 The baseball gone. Blame something now. Blame something now. Oh, they found out where to hide the little drone. They hiding the drones. It's Houston versus Atlanta. They got the pocket cameras. The little buzzer.
Starting point is 02:06:00 Didn't they have a buzzer or something before? Calling out the picture signs. Yeah, they was bugging out. But look, what do you say to this? And they said the Yankees do Cole Garrett. I read somewhere that
Starting point is 02:06:11 he's been fucked up since they banned whatever pine sticky, whatever that was that he could, pitchers could use to make the ball go fast or hard.
Starting point is 02:06:20 If you throw hard, you're just fucked up. But whatever. He's fucked up against my 300 million. And whatever. Change the rules on him. Took my secret power away. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:29 You didn't take that spanky back. I think that they should let some of our favorite quarterbacks deflate the ball now because Tom did it. I want to see Aaron Rodgers with the ball to his preference. I don't need it. Let Aaron Rodgers put that ball the way he wanted it to it. Shit. You let Aaron Rodgers put that ball
Starting point is 02:06:45 the way he wanted it to be. Round of applause for Aaron Rodgers. He do. He do. He put it wherever he wanted it to be. I was at that Cowboy game. Aaron Rodgers
Starting point is 02:06:53 get on screen every year after a loss and tell y'all, yo, yo, get off my dick and shut the fuck up, man.
Starting point is 02:07:00 Week one, he lose and they be like, you think it's the end of the road? He be like, yo, relax. No, but he say like, yo, I don't ever want to hear that out your lose and they'd be like don't talk to me about you think it's the end of the road he'd be like yo relax man no but he's saying like yo i don't ever want to hear that out your mouth yeah he'd be like chill out he'd be laughing scruffy beard he'd be doing this while contemplating taking the jeopardy job like a lot is going on in aaron rogers brain and then they just go on a tear from a look at him he like he likes coming from hiking
Starting point is 02:07:22 i like people getting up here on these podiums telling them to suck my dick, though. He look like he forgot that he had something to do Sunday. He like, oh, shit, the game. Baby, get my key. Got on a wave cap. He ain't thinking nothing. He like he just came from hunting. He not thinking nothing about football.
Starting point is 02:07:38 I think he just doing this like, I think he just being good to piss the organization off. Yeah. He just pissing them off. Think about that. Think about how good he playing, right? And then you're like, damn, we might have to get rid of him next year. I know they kissing his ass right now. He's in there.
Starting point is 02:07:55 I know. Play with me again. I'm going to leave you with the little young boy y'all drafted when I needed a receiver. No, this is last year. And go get my man Randall back, too. This is last year? Yeah. This is last year?
Starting point is 02:08:04 I ain't want him gone. Go get my man for me? All right. This is last year. Yeah. This is last year. I ain't want him gone. Go get my man for me. All right, bet. Go ahead and rock it. That's funny. That's dope. That's funny. That's dope.
Starting point is 02:08:10 Randall Carr been on the waiver all year. Some of you great players need to stay out of the gym, bro. Randall. Randall Carr. My man got me a check. Every day I look at him. He ain't like you that much. He ain't throwing you the ball.
Starting point is 02:08:25 He had one game. He had one game. He had one game where he got like 30. You picked him up. I did. I dropped him, but I didn't play him. But he had a game where he got like 25, 30, something like that. I always bench that guy.
Starting point is 02:08:34 The one game that he goes off, I'm probably benching him. I'm horrible. All right. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on from football. From football.
Starting point is 02:08:42 And shout out to all the fantasy football players out there. Hopefully some of y'all seasons are. They're going better than mine. Yeah. I see some turd, bro. Football players, man. As opposed to my Dolphins. Yo, it's just dying. Oh, Dave Chappelle.
Starting point is 02:08:53 Yes. David Chappelle. This was big. Tell me about this. Dave Chappelle has a documentary that he filmed. What is it, Parks? During the pandemic, he was doing comedy shows at the Cornfield where he did the George Floyd joint.
Starting point is 02:09:07 Yes. He did a lot of them. He brought out all types of musicians and comedians and all that shit. So he filmed all that shit. And he's making a documentary about it. And I guess it's getting dropped from whatever film festivals it was supposed to premiere at. So he's just taking matters into his own hands
Starting point is 02:09:22 and going around city to city and doing it at like an arena or something. Yeah. Really? Yeah. That's what I was- So he's going to play the doc first and then sit down and kick it? I don't know if he's going to kick it. I don't know if he's going to-
Starting point is 02:09:31 It might just be screening. Yeah. Like it might be literally I'm screening it- Come watch this shit. At an arena. That's an arena tour now. Come out. Watch the flick.
Starting point is 02:09:38 I saw the dates and New York is on there. When is that in New York? November 22nd, I believe. Okay. Yeah. November 22nd, I believe. Okay. Yeah, November 22nd. All right. Where is that? It didn't say where.
Starting point is 02:09:51 It just says where to get tickets, but it doesn't say the actual venue in his post. So I will figure that out. Yeah, there it is. It's called Untitled, Dave Chappelle documentary. Hey, y'all, that nigga Dave Chappelle like a chameleon he just get to it you see the snippet
Starting point is 02:10:08 you put out can't stop greatness you really can't I didn't see it just a little five minute thing talking about people canceling basically he said something like
Starting point is 02:10:16 he said it's not really him versus the trans community it's really him versus corporate interests and them trying to control
Starting point is 02:10:26 what he can say and what he can't say. So it's just really about some money. You know what I mean? It's really about some spanking. That's exactly what it is. It don't really be about rights
Starting point is 02:10:34 or freedoms or nothing politically correct. It's about bread. All the time. That's kind of what I was saying before. It's always about bread. We don't have that pull
Starting point is 02:10:42 to get them to put that money behind us. We don't affect the money enough to where they care about us. No, we do affect it. We don't know it. We spend more money than everybody. There you go. We don't know.
Starting point is 02:10:56 We haven't realized our power. We won't take a stand. We won't take a stand. Somebody could do whatever the fuck they want to do to us. We still going to buy they shit. So until we say, nah, we ain't fucking with y like nobody somebody could do whatever the fuck they want to do to us we still gonna buy they shit so until we say nah we ain't fucking with y'all for real
Starting point is 02:11:08 this time then they'll get the message but until the one month boycott don't work shit it's the opposite
Starting point is 02:11:16 for us they'll fuck with us and we'll give them more press we do the fake outrage we don't put any action behind it
Starting point is 02:11:24 press ain't money but I'm talking about we'll keep buying they shit but what I'm saying press is press affects money yeah dog Gucci could come out tomorrow
Starting point is 02:11:32 with Kunta Kinte on they sneakers damn Gucci came out and did some shit and we'll still buy that shit and you know what happened everybody acted fake outrage so now let's say a person like me
Starting point is 02:11:42 I don't know hold on I'm talking about they could really come out with some just some wow shit right
Starting point is 02:11:50 that they can't they have they have it was designers we made a mistake I'm talking about they could come out with yes
Starting point is 02:11:57 yeah I thought Donald Trump was going to get caught saying the n-word sooner or later and they was going to still vote for him that's what I wanted
Starting point is 02:12:04 to see happen. We won't take a stance for nothing. You know what I'm saying? So until we determine that, we spend, I think it's $3 trillion or $6 trillion. We have some power. We won't know it. Y'all know I'm not a Trump guy, and I'm not. But?
Starting point is 02:12:26 Boy, it's going to be fun watching him keep all the chips when he get back. Chips as in? All of them. The chips that the car people are looking for. The chips that the phone people are looking for. When he get back, watch what happened with them chips. Oh, y'all got Donald fucked up. Nah, he gonna have some.
Starting point is 02:12:49 Boy, this was a perfect call for him. They gonna be making him here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he gonna impose a second. You better make it here. Yo, fam, his whole campaign that he can run on could be, told y'all. Like, that's all he gotta say.
Starting point is 02:13:03 Told y'all. Fuck all. I told y'all fuck off I told y'all even though he a piece of shit why you so depressing why you you brought this bullshit up about some chips
Starting point is 02:13:17 yeah but you came up with this campaign slogan it's funny told y'all it ain't bad neither watch what he be doing I'm about to say that shit and he gonna call you look and you gonna go stand next to him I wanna check and you gonna stand right Logan. It's funny. Told y'all. It ain't bad neither. Watch what he be doing. I'm about to say that shit probably will hit.
Starting point is 02:13:25 And he gonna call you. Look, and you gonna go stand next to him. I wanna check. And you gonna stand right next to him talking with a JVP hat. Look how he trying to put himself in it. You gonna be nasty.
Starting point is 02:13:36 He trying to put himself in it. Give me some promo. Nah, don't do that. I don't want that promo. I don't want that promo. Nah, I'm turning that down.
Starting point is 02:13:44 I know you are. I'm turning that down. I don't have, I don't want that promo. I don't want that promo. No, I'm turning that down. I know you are. I'm turning that down. I don't have nobody in jail that I really need to kiss some ass to for him to pardon him home. I understand the people that was kissing him ass to get pardoned home. I get it. And he did some real niggas. Go ahead. He did a few.
Starting point is 02:14:00 Go ahead. He did a few? Fuck, yo. He did a couple of them. Nah, I was watching, actually actually one of them shits on Netflix on that goddamn bad sport joint they let one of them
Starting point is 02:14:09 he let one of them dudes out like he was gone he was in there in there that shit he was doing but uh
Starting point is 02:14:16 yeah don't let him out he got a pardon anyway um yeah I better get some more chips for real stock stock at like a buck y'all think this shit is pandemonium
Starting point is 02:14:30 wait watch y'all it's coming no it's getting worse it's getting worse there it is dog it's getting i was just telling y'all about the damn supermarkets are putting up damn they about to not it's about to be a shortage they're covering it with empty sections of food with cardboard with the painting with the drawing of the food on it so that if you walk down the aisle
Starting point is 02:14:49 you don't realize that it's fucking empty fam Home Depot the top shelves is empty wait what look
Starting point is 02:14:55 supermarkets using cardboard cutouts to hide gaps left by supply issues that's not real asparagus yeah taste it everybody finally finally left by supply issues. That's not real asparagus.
Starting point is 02:15:08 Tastes similar, but... Finally, we fucking fuck you vegans. You taste the same to them anyway. What the fuck? Hey, have fun with your little cardboard. Oh, shit. Yo. Oh, my God. Fuck you, vegan.
Starting point is 02:15:28 What is going on? Yo, we can't do it. Yeah, this is some serious shit, bro. So all these conspiracy theory niggas that have been telling you, grow your food and stock up on weapons, y'all was ignoring them, calling them crazy. These motherfuckers not playing? Your little ass going to be eating
Starting point is 02:15:45 what I'm going to eat. Cardboards. Man, we ran out of chicken wings six months ago when they came from. They back though. I've been eating
Starting point is 02:15:55 chicken wings every week. That shit is back. That is wild. Yeah, the chicken wings is back. That was wild to run out of chicken wings. I'll definitely take chicken wings over asparagus any day of the week.
Starting point is 02:16:07 All day of the week. I'm saying, but six months ago, we would have chicken wings. It was a chicken wing shortage. It was. That's fucking nuts. I don't know where they came from. I couldn't tell. Del Frisco's never stopped selling them in my house.
Starting point is 02:16:16 That's why I always had them, so I'm not chilling. Yeah, I was chilling. I guess Rick Ross went up a little bit, but you know. Rick Ross and them got different chickens. You see the oxtail price. I don't eat that. Oh, never mind. But how much are they?
Starting point is 02:16:28 Bam. A oxtail dinner used to be like $10, $12. It's $27. I'm not exaggerating. For one dinner? Yes. That's some good ass tab. Now that I think about it, the supermarket I go to, the shelves is kind of empty.
Starting point is 02:16:43 You ain't paying no attention. It's only going to get worse. Trader Joe's holds foods even up here. Yes. It's only getting worse. I never thought about that. You wasn't paying no attention. I know because I just felt like a fucking goof having to get on all fours to look all the way to the back.
Starting point is 02:16:57 And I did that a lot. I did that when I was looking for the Fiji. I'm dead serious. I did that looking for the coffee. I did that looking for the creamer. I did that a few times. Oh, there was no ice cream. I was on my knees
Starting point is 02:17:07 in there too. Pause. Shit is real. And we just going along like we not really grasping. But where the white people sitting the food? They got it somewhere
Starting point is 02:17:17 in Whole Foods? No. Empty. Nigga, Whole Foods is empty. It's in a crib. You gonna make me break in your crib to get the food?
Starting point is 02:17:24 And that's what they saying we headed to. Headed to? We there. No, I'm talking about really breaking the niggas' houses for food. For food? For food. My nigga going to be mad at me.
Starting point is 02:17:33 I Uber Eats. Hey, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Now the Uber Eats nigga got to go break the house. And you ain't going to tip that nigga neither? He ain't bringing you shit. I do tip him. I just edit the tip.
Starting point is 02:17:42 That nigga not bringing you fucking nothing, nigga. They'll catch him right outside your door like, they was saying this holiday season is going to be ridiculous. They tried to tear me up. You're not going to be able to find anything, yo. They tried to tear me up for my Dwight Howard take, too. They just doing that shit to make us buy shit, though. They tore us up for Dwight Howard.
Starting point is 02:17:56 Nah, yes, they are. Parks, I was in the Apple store yesterday. Uh-huh. And, you know, the new watches came out a week or so ago. So I just happened to ask him. I'm like, yo, y'all got the red one? He showed me a little display one. I was like, all right, I want to buy this.
Starting point is 02:18:08 He was like, we don't have no watches? I'm like, none? He said, bro, we don't have no watches. We don't have no phones. He was like, the new MacBooks come out tomorrow. We haven't gotten a shipment of them yet. He was like, the supply shortage is hitting everybody, us included. I'm like, hold up.
Starting point is 02:18:24 I can see if I was at a best, but I'm at the Apple store. You telling me I don't have nothing? This is just a game to raise up the prices. Okay. I know. For Christmas. Yeah. The Christmas flow.
Starting point is 02:18:33 Yeah. Or you hold on to your shit. It'd be one toy every Christmas that can't nobody find, and the price goes through the moon. Same game. I'm not saying the supply shortage isn't real, because it is. Ben stopped buying kids. But they're putting some extra sauce on it to drive prices. You could be right, but there's supply shortages in all high demand shit.
Starting point is 02:18:52 I was hustling Wii's. The PlayStation and Xbox dropped last November. You still can't buy one. I remember that. I'm trying to buy one. I was hustling them Wii's. Them shit was what? Oh, no.
Starting point is 02:19:01 The Wii hustle was loving. I was selling shit. I was Dutch. What? I was going right to the barbershop Selling them shit 10 niggas ass up I was out at
Starting point is 02:19:09 Hot 22 He was going to pause that I was out there Let that slide My fault dogs Damn Ignorant He just kept going
Starting point is 02:19:18 Kept going in the ass That's why That Christmas shit I ain't think about that That's what I'm going to do It is It's something that I'm, though. That Christmas shit. I ain't thinking about that. That's what it is. It is. It's something that,
Starting point is 02:19:27 I'm not saying there's not a shortage. There is, but. There's definitely a shortage, though. There's a shortage happening. Like, I'm hearing, the way it was when the pandemic first hit and everybody was stocking up on toilet tissue, we getting ready to get right back to that in a couple months.
Starting point is 02:19:40 That's where we going. It's supposed to get real bad, the shit that I'm hearing coming down the line. Yeah, get a bidet. That was the first sign that Americans was real stupid. The dumbest shit on the planet. We fighting,
Starting point is 02:19:52 physically fighting over toilet paper. That's crazy. Like you don't have water in your house. Get a bidet. Jump in the shower, man. If it's that serious.
Starting point is 02:19:59 That's a big bidet. For everything. It's a bidet, bro. It's a bidet it's a bidet go ahead just let your ass sting me we not allowed
Starting point is 02:20:07 outside no way go ahead I'll pass you can have that one bro I know you got some old socks to wear in the crib we gonna smell
Starting point is 02:20:14 we gonna smell your shit god damn it get you a whole rag some shit exactly we fighting
Starting point is 02:20:21 over a motherfucker that was dumb toilet paper that was dumb that was dumb I That was dumb. I'm hearing it's going to get back to that. I see it getting there. Y'all know the company I work for.
Starting point is 02:20:30 They in line with all that. And I'm hearing it. They're like, yo, everybody load up because it's coming. Yeah. I'm like, all right. All the people I know that work at the port and all that shit,
Starting point is 02:20:40 they saying the same shit. They saying the port in LA or California, wherever the port is, all of the stuff that's coming across the Pacific. They saying the same shit They saying The port in LA Or California Wherever the port is All of the stuff That's coming across the Pacific Now tell me my brother Don't stop working
Starting point is 02:20:50 As a longshoreman Yeah He do not stop They get it too Overtime Hours and hours Niggas be on call Yeah
Starting point is 02:20:59 All that Yeah Fucking He showed up to my mom's Birthday party Wearing some Gucci shit Like go ahead nigga I ain't never seen it
Starting point is 02:21:09 I like it though Get your shit off now Nah but nah They saying we in for some shit For all jokes aside On a serious tip We in for some shit So
Starting point is 02:21:19 I'm gonna be home Selling the doom man They selling the doom You think? Doom and gloom To a degree To a degree So you don't think none of this is real though? I'm going to be home. Selling the doom, man. They're selling the doom. You think? Doom and gloom, yeah. To a degree. To a degree.
Starting point is 02:21:27 So you don't think none of this is real, though? No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying they're putting extra sauce on it. Bro, I'm at Home Depot. Every day. The normal shit that would be in Home Depot by the gazillions, they don't have it. I'm talking about dumb shit, my nigga, that you can't run out of. They don't have it i'm talking about dumb shit my nigga that you can't run out of they don't got it fam i'm blue electric box like just electric boxes stupid shit regular shit they
Starting point is 02:21:52 don't have it my nigga it's crazy it's bad out here i'm seeing real like you know my daughter still wear pampers fam oh no it's great we i stock up now yeah just because you just don't like you got one in the store yo fam I'll go to the store and completely empty I'm like yo y'all don't have none nah we ain't got none
Starting point is 02:22:11 and then you'll go back and it'll be semi-stocked and so you gotta whenever you see it you gotta be ignorant that's crazy pampers pampers though
Starting point is 02:22:21 get them washable shits bro I ain't gonna lie y'all saying all this Pampers. Pampers, dog. Get them washable shits, bro. I ain't going to lie. Y'all saying all this? Even clothes. I think I walked and looked at the Amiri section in Bird Hall. I was like, oh, they just throwing shit on clothes. I was like, oh, they running out of shit. They just throwing paint.
Starting point is 02:22:41 They just doing whatever. Whatever they could grab. And pricing it up. Yeah, sorry, dude. Nah. They just pricing it up Whatever they could grab. And pricing it up. Yeah, sorry, dude. Nah. They just pricing it up.
Starting point is 02:22:48 Nah. Niggas wearing it. Yeah, niggas gonna buy it. There you are. That name on there. It won't be Joe. It will not be Joe
Starting point is 02:22:55 and I fuck with them but it will not be me. Yo, Larson Pimpin went to Drake's party. Alright, we can go ahead. We can go ahead Yeah
Starting point is 02:23:06 Let's just move on Thank you What Why was she not You 90 years old She's not that old my nigga But it's white She loves
Starting point is 02:23:18 He is too Who Drake We claimed him though Don't do that We did He's the guy We claimed him How old is Larsa Pippen We did. He's the guy. We claimed him.
Starting point is 02:23:25 How old is Larsa Pippen, yo? I don't know nothing about Larsa Pippen. She our age. For real? Nigga, she could be in there if we could be in there. She 47. A little older than us, but you get what I'm saying. She's applicable.
Starting point is 02:23:42 Oh, okay. Nigga, we just was young when Scottie Pippen was getting buckets. No, you ain't getting me to say. This is the Drake party? It's a Narcos party. Yeah, Narcos-themed party. Mm-hmm. No, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 02:23:57 Y'all ain't gonna get me. I'm just asking you why would she not be? Like, why would that be news? It was just something I looked at and said, who that? Drake and French? I don't, we have a father.
Starting point is 02:24:10 You brought up, all right, well, speaking of parties, come on, come on, now we're moving on. What shape do you think the iPhone would be if Steve Jobs was alive?
Starting point is 02:24:17 Go ahead. But now, speaking of parties, did y'all hear about the Freak Nick trying to sue 21 Savage for his Freak Nick-themed birthday party? It's the times we live in,ak Nick is trying to sue 21 Savage for his Freak Nick themed birthday party? It's the times we live in, fam.
Starting point is 02:24:28 Everybody wants to sue. Everybody want to get a bag for free. Oh, I agree with everything they said. Who? Freak Nick? Yeah. Why? For everything they said.
Starting point is 02:24:38 They said it all. Who owns Freak Nick? Freak Nick. Freak Nick. It's a company. Okay. It's not originally didn't start off's a company Okay It's not Originally didn't start off
Starting point is 02:24:46 As a company So they gonna lose But go ahead How would they lose? They still own it though You talking about whoever You talking about whoever created it And I'm talking about who owns it
Starting point is 02:24:55 Okay Again I don't want Sirius That's out No but I see Freaknik This is your bad It was a dance called The Freak
Starting point is 02:25:04 That was out Back in the day You know the song The Freak So that actually... Freak Nick started... It was a dance called The Freak that was out back in the day. You know the song, The Freak. So that's where Freak Nick came from. That was the summer that the dance
Starting point is 02:25:11 The Freak was out and they called it Freak Nick. So if he's trying to emulate that, how you gonna sue me? No, he's not. Because somebody
Starting point is 02:25:18 trademarked it? No, he has a trademark. So somebody trademarked the name Freak Nick possibly. He trademarked it. This guy owns the trademark. This person owns it.
Starting point is 02:25:24 Trademarked all of that. Freak Nick, the name, the trademark, yes.ed it. This guy owns the trademark. This person owns it. Trademark all of that. Freak Nick, the name, the trademark, yes. And as he stated here, he has, you wouldn't believe
Starting point is 02:25:30 what he's going through to try to make it an acceptable brand today for businesses, but still pitching non-family friendly fun. Right. I imagine that
Starting point is 02:25:43 to be some hurdles. Hell yeah. hell right i also imagine him to have spent some money to clean up the name free he said all these things he's just said it all and nah you're trying to get a free bag the fuck out of here what are you talking about him homeboy he's trying to get a free bag you picked a event that is symbolized fucking and free will, right? I own it. I know. But you're trying to say that. And I've owned it prior to you doing this, too.
Starting point is 02:26:16 Prior to that, yes. I think that matters. People can't do that without my permission. Yeah, indeed. You could have just named it a freak party. But that's the America that we live in. The man is going to make a claim as if, yo, I'm trying to clean up the brand. If you're trying to clean up a brand, you could have trademarked some other shit.
Starting point is 02:26:35 The brand symbolizes what it symbolizes. Ish, you're getting into a fight. We don't need to get in. He owns it. Ish, even if he's not trying to clean up the brand, I want to keep it the exact same thing you know it for. You can't throw a party with my name on it in my hometown in my town
Starting point is 02:26:51 as the biggest one of the biggest acts in Atlanta and this is the thing and we reached out to you to try to I can't sue you if you broke I'm going to spend money I have to decide if this is worth it for me to spend the money if there's gold on the other side of the road. In this particular instance, I might spend the money because you got it.
Starting point is 02:27:14 Because you got a couple dollars. And you playing with me. And like he said, I spoke to you. Right. And said, put on for the city. I'll wave. Do what you want. Just find a different way to change the name.
Starting point is 02:27:24 Put powered by or whatever they said. And according to him, Meazy didn't change shit and just went on. So, Freak Nick dude put out this well,
Starting point is 02:27:33 I thought it was well said response. And Meazy, I think, replied back saying some shit like, I suck my dick.
Starting point is 02:27:42 Whatever. I know 21 retweeted it and he was like, yo, y'all better go sit down. That was it. Yeah, y'all better sit down somewhere. That's the same. I mean,
Starting point is 02:27:55 now you got... I know that's black people. Y'all better go sit down somewhere I ain't do that shit, get out my face. Guess what? This is a legal matter. And when them papers get sent,
Starting point is 02:28:06 you're going to have to address this, and we're going to have to hear out both sides and see what's going on. You can't, yo, y'all stop playing with me. Nah, sorry. And I think they both know better than that, so I don't mind my business. I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what's going on over there. But I would, one, that's his right. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 02:28:22 It is. It's his right. Could it be petty? Of course. Could it be, it could be a bunch of things, but it is his right that's all i'm saying it is now it's his right could it be petty of course could could it be it could be a bunch of things but it is his right as he said he said yo do i have the right to go after anybody that uses freak nick and blah blah yes i do i have that right he does but it's expensive so why would i and i support when people do that he said when quaybone them did it i thought it was cute i'm still figuring out what i want to do with that i seen what sweetie did over there but she did it over there in houston it wasn't over here i support that go ahead do your shit like he's saying i
Starting point is 02:28:51 use discernment but it's my call you can't just say fuck me i'm not gonna be mad at that but y'all telling me i'm a fucking corporate republican nigga now so it it don't matter. I don't, I'm not disagreeing with you at all. Like, the fact that he tried to reach out, I tried to do this diplomatically. That matters. That matters. Like,
Starting point is 02:29:11 I tried to do, I did everything. I tried to reach out. Yeah. That's true. And you told me, fuck out of here. All right,
Starting point is 02:29:16 now I have to go this way. I didn't want to do this, but you forced my hand, so now we'll play out. I didn't even read this part. I wanted to discuss an amicable, no-cost resolution
Starting point is 02:29:25 that allow you to use a license fam it don't get no smoother than that but keep going on Meese's reply Meese says sadly we aren't doing that we
Starting point is 02:29:32 will just change the name we aren't going back and forth to celebrate Savage's birthday no worry see word I agree with that he said no worries we'll change
Starting point is 02:29:39 the name now this is a no-charge event and I don't appreciate folks trying to attach themselves to something we are doing for fun. And that's where you go wrong.
Starting point is 02:29:48 Folks didn't attach themselves. You attached yourself. My emails, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We was not tripping as we are all for the culture. But as you are most likely not aware, we just did Freaknik in 2021 2019 and have spent a considerable time and effort to secure the trademark we said no cost but this is an option as well but if that is the direction you want to take that would that would whatever it cut off there yeah sorry yeah that's what you want to do all right yeah what else is there left to do?
Starting point is 02:30:26 That, to me, and I'm not in their business, it just sounds like, you know, sometimes you just give yourself a headache sometimes. It would have been easy probably to change the name. Just change the name. Do it anyway. Especially when, see, this 21 Savage. Especially when you say, yo, I'm just going to change the name. Right.
Starting point is 02:30:39 Yeah, but then after the exchange. We don't know what was at the top. We don't know what was at the top in that text either. Well, it seemed like it was a little spice in here. So whatever happens after is just a response to spice. Like if you don't change the name
Starting point is 02:30:54 after you say you changed the name, I don't think, all right, you's getting spicy now. Like, I just spoke to you. You told me you changed it. You didn't change it. What are you doing? Like, you don't even care.
Starting point is 02:31:00 Oh, whatever. I'm out of my business. What do I know? I stay out of rich people's business. No, you don't. Good point. No way. Good point.
Starting point is 02:31:12 Yeah. I tried to, you know, finagle. I tried. Oh, no. Ice forgot about that 10 mil he got, too. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man, niggas just forget about 10 mils, Craig. Look how fast that happens.
Starting point is 02:31:21 Must be nice. All right. We got Freak Nick done. We got Tom Brady's ball done we got Bumass United out the way we got Abusive Animals we got Meek we found the 10 mil
Starting point is 02:31:35 that Keisha forgot about what else what else is there I don't think not I don't think so either yeah you got nothing else I am getting out of here so oh nah what am I doing we ain't got nothing else. I am getting out of here.
Starting point is 02:31:46 So, oh, no. What am I doing? We ain't even getting to move music. See? Y'all so corny. How are we corny? You did get into move music. No, I played some records.
Starting point is 02:31:53 You the fake DJ, man. And then we left. I didn't play any music. It's cool. It's cool because I'm coming right back with a sleeper. Hmm. What do I want to do I don't I'm not playing
Starting point is 02:32:08 just an underrated record off movie I don't know this is the one song I didn't like yeah I like this check me out now
Starting point is 02:32:16 come along come along but I don't trust niggas so make sure you come along I handpicked you you think sensibly they friends with you don't need them to be friends with me come along I'ma take you to you think sensibly They friends with you, don't need them to
Starting point is 02:32:25 be friends with me Come along, I'ma take you to some spots that you might like But bring shades, you don't need them for the bright lights Grab a drink and fight dykes, then like vikes We always end up fighting, cause that's my vice Come along, come along, come along And you seek how it feels when you're sitting on the throne When you're so much better but they act like it ain't known So if somebody else is on it it's a temporary loan hard to compete with there ain't no competition if everybody's the best why i feel like comp is missing forced to find inspiration when i never
Starting point is 02:32:54 had to so i go against myself it's a better battle come along come on come along turn up the value on a favorite song we got so much to comment Moon music seemed too down before this was made. This was one of the last records made. It was. This was one of the last records made. And it needed... This was a sequencing thing.
Starting point is 02:33:15 It was. This was one of the last ones. Yes, it was. It was one of the last records made. And I specifically made it for that tempo kind of vibe groove. It was sad. It was all sad just needed something to not be so sad but y'all know me and i'm here for sad so let's get to it and this ain't even a sad that's the beauty of black cloud nothing stays the same
Starting point is 02:33:39 it's really not a sad record not even me. Internet soldiers, what's good out there? Check it. You're back. I'm back. Check it. Oh. Something must have changed me, niggas might defame me But things that used to taint me no longer seem to restrain me Strangely, I'm no longer sad, mad, or angry
Starting point is 02:34:09 Shameably, it pains me, feeling like it just ain't me Mainly, what do I tell all the people to thank me? Namely, those who ordained me, aside from can you blame me? Motivation, the game was supplying me, it's no longer providing me Jason Williams, something killed whatever was driving me Worrying less about the past, more about the now Less about what I'm going through, more about the how It's for certain, it's been 30 years being fit by Hurtler
Starting point is 02:34:35 Now I'm a different person, with nothing to overcome And I miss the burden, for certain Got six figures in my socks, growing honestly This year I expect to make a lot more It's hard to live without a budget when life is corrupted In a house that's so peaceful that I'm trying to disrupt the screen Fucking accuracy Look how that changes
Starting point is 02:34:55 When is this, 2010? Yeah That was a super big achievement for me to have six figures in a sock drawer in 2010 That took a lot of achievement for me to have six figures in the soccer tour in 2010. That took a lot of work and saving and discipline. And even writing this, I sound excited about it. That's interesting. That's great.
Starting point is 02:35:16 You got seven figures now in the soccer tour? That ain't in the soccer tour no more. You might got eight. You might got eight. I don't know, fam. What are you? You got eight? What?
Starting point is 02:35:27 No. I don't have seven. I don't have shit. I have nothing. Stop it. He's bankrupt. But look today. Today, 2021.
Starting point is 02:35:35 We ain't even using cash. We ain't even got socks. Man, man. Or drawers. I'm not talking no more. As I put it on like I'm the fun Only so y'all can accept it as being my norm Maybe I quit working on me Maybe I give enough Maybe I've been lying to myself Maybe I give a fuck It's enough to make you black out, get a mad gap Aim it at the sky while it burns from the black cloud
Starting point is 02:36:19 And it did Who did this beat? Uh, I forgot how you say his name, Zalizi? Yeah, it was one of those. I'm tired of love for me to pass out. Tired of running from the black cloud. I say it loud, hoping someone can hear me clearly, trying to make my girl get it. She don't know that it's very scary. But she's an info.
Starting point is 02:36:54 She could be barely near me. She'll still want the God in her thing. She marry me. That nigga was going to find a way to talk about some fucking on any song. Watch any. What did that have to do? You got your shout off in there too. Really? Let me listen.
Starting point is 02:37:06 Season info, she could be barely near me. She'll still want to garden, I think she married, married. The prettiest bitches just want to service me. While niggas prettiest bitches wouldn't get a word from me. Some of you haven't heard from me. Some of you wouldn't mind murking me. Find that news funny like it's straight from Ron Burgundy These niggas ain't never seen dope They can dream though I bump into them in between shows People say I'm mean, what that really mean? No, as though this song can't breathe I actually make it seem so I've lost loved ones because they couldn't deal with me
Starting point is 02:37:42 Cherish whoever's still with me, though the merit's been killed in me Normally it's just me and my lonely mind Everyone's storm is different, so this forecast is only mine Fans recognize my misery uplifted me Shifted me to my epitome, guess the curse is a gift to me Maybe it's serendipity, maybe it's weighing on me physically Maybe I should man up and tell God not to solicit me Been medicated, meditated, sedated, hated
Starting point is 02:38:09 Character assassinated, all these years I've masqueraded Hard-headed, if it was on my mind I had to say it Tongue on the devil's pitchfork to see how disaster-tasted Rap is fabricated, rappers are so exaggerated Wouldn't be scared of the truth if they weren't castrated Grab a maggot's grave, surrounded by people that's suitable for me That I unconditionally love, my beautiful ugly Now let me speak to who I cater to
Starting point is 02:38:36 Would you love me the same if all my weeks were now favorable? Promise to maintain being unique but relatable All while suffering from a disease that can do away with you poetry on the beat Smoking word for the masses, therapy on the pro tools Every word is on ads, the consonants on tush Every vowel is blunted, highly wanted, this whole organization privately funded This is bigger than the Eiffel, this is alert the public Had a cop, let's bar bar tunnels in our bridges with the rifle
Starting point is 02:39:05 Sentences meant to stifle, this is a man achin' This is the dam breakin', contraband in the makin' This is panic unveiling, got potential but I never met it He be tryin' to come over, it seem like God won't let it Either he never got my invite or he just dismissed it But if all I'm hearin' is sounds of blackness, why am I pessimistic? You never progress if you never try All I ask, let every word I birth never die
Starting point is 02:39:32 My wings spread, but when I met the sky Weather didn't change like I thought and had me petrified It's enough to make you black out, can't make that Aim it at the sky while I'm running from the black cloud. I ain't digging playing cat and mouse. And I'm watching how they're running over my class house. Enough to make you spaz out. Pulling back out.
Starting point is 02:39:55 Aiming at the sky while I'm running from the black cloud. White Jack 1-2-1-2. Tired of learning from me to pass out. Tired of running from the black cloud That was me. That was me. It's Black Cloud. Happy Moon Music 4 Day.
Starting point is 02:40:16 Shout out to Parks. Shout out to you guys. Shout out to everybody that was there back then. Good times. Good, good times. True. Yeah, that was there back then. Good times. Good, good times. True. Yeah, that was a moment, man. That was a moment.
Starting point is 02:40:30 That was a moment. That record still do it. I'm not so done yet. Do it for me, too. I just feel thunder. Yeah, shut up, Joe. This guy. It just bugs me how when people say, when people be like, oh, such a dark record.
Starting point is 02:40:42 Nah, if you listen, it's really not. That was my uplifting. Oh, really not. That was my uplifting. Oh, dark sound. That was my happy record. It really was. Oh, well, fuck it. I'm going to play a Joe Sleeper. Let's go!
Starting point is 02:40:54 I'm not going with Music 4, though. Oh. I thought about it. You're fucking up the theme. Fine, whatever. You know what? You're right. You know what, though?
Starting point is 02:41:02 At the same time, like, all of Joe's albums Came out in October So you can You kinda hit I'm good You're hitting close Tomorrow might be Another anniversary And they were all
Starting point is 02:41:10 I just think it's a lot of fans Who are podcast fans That don't know how They don't know rapper Joe Or they might just know The little bit they heard About rapper Joe But don't really know
Starting point is 02:41:20 Rapper Joe Like when I got to the house This morning What I told you I said yo I gotta give it to you man Like I make the jokes Where I don't really know rapper Joe. Like, when I got to the house this morning, what I told you, I said, yo, I gotta give it to you, man. Like, I make the jokes where I don't want them rapping, but nigga was nice with it.
Starting point is 02:41:33 Sometimes you just gotta give people the props. That's a hell of a compliment. Young boys laughing back there. See, they don't know. They don't know. I know. I heard what they did during the intro. I heard them.
Starting point is 02:41:42 Get this shit out of here. I heard them. I heard them. But yeah, so I'm going to go way back. Alex don't vibe if it ain't Rotimi, boy. I tell you. He can't. Was it Wine and She Hold?
Starting point is 02:41:53 He can't Wine and She Hold. Wine and She Hold. He can't Wine and She Hold. Wine and She Hold. He love Wine and She Hold. All right, this is Broken Wings. Oh, no. You're trying.
Starting point is 02:42:03 I'm getting out of here. No, I ain't playing. I ain't playing. Oh. Oh, my wings. Oh, no. I'm getting out of here. No, I ain't playing. I ain't playing. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Jesus. What was wrong with this guy? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose know? Wait, let me see. I couldn't be more wrong. Richard Marshall. Mr. Sinister. Uh-oh. Uh oh, it go The voices ain't leave yet, just getting their feet wet Eyes red, I'm up, ain't been asleep yet Damn near two days, ain't even eat yet
Starting point is 02:43:09 If y'all want bounce, at least take a little recess And still I'm faced with the bullshit Feeling like Willie D. Scarface and Bushwick Dog, just when I gather it's dead I got a knock on wood like Hank Gathershead When I make small steps till I'm making it global My tightness circle turns into an oval Filled with motherfuckers just pretending they know you
Starting point is 02:43:29 These snakes in the grass will do whatever to coax you Since they want him, you quick I walk around like a Ginsu tip And that's just to get a mental grip You don't feel what the pencil strips Then eight times out of ten, you ain't been through shit When you hear Joe, you hear the conviction and diction That open emotion devotion is different Real talker when he ain't have a pot to piss in He ain't have a car not one rock to glisten I'm giving him non-fiction, conning his addictions Y'all got the easy job, just listen
Starting point is 02:43:55 I do it for my folk and those of another pigment A little food for thought, you feeling malnutrition But you don't hear a peep out of me About the blackface going on and the sheep leading sheep It's deep, So I try to stay grounded like Dad Must be in City Island, I'm surrounded by crabs Nigga, was once tight, grew apart for dollars Was on the same panel, now we starin' Barbara Two different views, two different lifestyles I think along the way one of us got confused Look, you a hustler still attracted to the scene Still doing shit, I gave up at sixteen You won't get a job believing your own lies You rationalize by saying you pursuing your dreams
Starting point is 02:44:29 You damn near 30 nigga you ain't got cream Can't take care of you when you worried bout your team I do run a hand out wait in line But the clock still ticking man you playing with time It's so sweet thought I was fucked up with no shoes Till I met me a nigga with no feet Tried to help niggas, some niggas I couldn't That's my mom in me, I love niggas, I shouldn't Dudes wanna shoot until we nailed Someone threatened me, ruined my health Let me teach you a little something about depression
Starting point is 02:44:54 Ain't shit you can do to me I ain't already thought about doing it myself I'm the voice for the youth that's living with no reason Fuck record sales, I give them something to believe in If your day starts in their broken home Thought we never met, at least they feel like they're not alone Like I was back when I was trying to find it The tsunami came through my hood in 9-6 and trapped a murder dog
Starting point is 02:45:13 I took a little dive, then I caught on my surfing board And kept sliding, feel like A-Rod Some say his time's up, boo a nigga at home Yup, I'm in my prime, but he by far the best player on the team Then they turn around, drop him to the bottom of the lineup Should get traded, but he on one move Cause this the only city he got something to prove And that's why I'm seen with heaters
Starting point is 02:45:33 Cause you can't beat a man when you on the same team as Cheetah, you dig? It's like the game ain't getting suitable Making me so sick, I need chicken noodle soup Rappers flying high, then got suicidal Imitate Jim Jones End up like Corey Lytle I marry hip hop Ignore what someone's telling me
Starting point is 02:45:48 I started hearing rumors Of infidelity I ain't divorced up All other dudes Are so whack that I ain't even feel A little jealousy Take these broken wings
Starting point is 02:45:58 Broken wings man Like I think it's dope To just For Joe even To hear Where you You know to hear where you know to hear then right
Starting point is 02:46:06 and then to see what like progression you know what I'm saying absolutely see where you are now like I know he hates these records we was talking about
Starting point is 02:46:12 that the other day he was like I don't I can't listen to none of that shit from back then right but
Starting point is 02:46:18 the beauty of it is to see I made it through there and came out to where you are now I agree I just think that shit is super dope I do too I'm playing sober up I made it through there and came out to where you are now. I agree 100%. I just think that shit is super dope. I do too. I'm playing sober up. I don't care. There we go. How I'm like.
Starting point is 02:46:32 Got washed on this one by the way though. Joey! Joey! Jake Carter, what up? Marsh, what up? I think we got one with this one, baby Not really, ain't no nigga say shit like that Tell me, tell me, what's up? Quick question though Tell me that more again What's up? Nah, now they ain't hear me
Starting point is 02:47:13 I said, yeah, I broke down a while ago Finally picking up the pieces Memoirs I had are undefeated Can feel depleted I don't talk to God as a matter of fact I plead with At times I hate my reflection and others I'm conceited Half the time I'm arrogant, other times I'm vengeful
Starting point is 02:47:29 At times it's to convince me, at times it's to convince you Done a lot of wrong but I ain't never felt resentful It's been so many times I lost track of who to repent to Half the time I'm in the cut, don't want you to notice me Grow with me and you'll see that I'm only awkward socially Half the time I'm spiteful, double barrel rifle I owe so many payback, I feel like I got a right to So if you need a case in point, you can refer to Button
Starting point is 02:47:53 And it'll prove that painkillers never murdered nothing All it did was make me succumb, put ice in me, make me numb When I revisit the places it takes me from, I'm strong Strong enough to catch contact by You smell as soon as you get in my ride I ain't got it so bad See what me improves, never apply Don't tell me how I should live my life
Starting point is 02:48:12 I ain't got it so bad Put your seat back, got it if you need that You should really fuck with me I ain't got it so bad Tell me if you wanna ride or die La la la la la la Listen up as the center reports My inner thoughts like an inner war
Starting point is 02:48:27 Headaches act as a trembling force on my mental ward Mentals distraught, every word from this sinister boss Is brought to you by the people like your minister's porch Tight roping on dental floss Before the haters begin to get lost Coke and weed got my temperament off But why would my temper get lost When as soon as the temperature frosts
Starting point is 02:48:45 I'm proudly having intercourse in a resort Criminal report, pricey condos at a minimal cost My train of thought ain't as simple as yours So if our paths happen to incidentally cross I pray that you can overlook all my miniature flaws Until then, let's let the bass kick Take the shots straight, I don't see a need to chase it Try and fight the urge till it's something to replace it
Starting point is 02:49:08 I welcome y'all to be my co-pilots on this spaceship Strong enough to catch contact Why you smell as soon as you get in my ride? See what green rules never apply Don't tell me how I should live my life Put your seat back, got it if you need that You should really fuck with me Tell me if you wanna ride or die Yo, me and the gang would get so blunted We'd order takeout from the Chinese stores
Starting point is 02:49:37 They make sure you bring change for a hundred Rob them, safety on the medals off Figured if we beat the bricks off them Then how the fuck was he gon' peddle off? Some livin' died by the high I was born by it Since Pop gave my mom the needle like go on try it Got me feelin' like ain't a nigga gon' harm me So I go and scoop a mommy that won't come join the army She was so militant, disciplined, diligent So I whispered to her, bet you wouldn't mind chillin' in
Starting point is 02:50:03 I got the Noah on my sofa I gave her my honorable discharge And she took it like a soldier See, she the type you gotta watch when she come around Really, she only get high so she can come down Lost her when I said she ain't gotta settle Once you startin' here, then life can be on the same level I bet you strong enough to catch contact By you smell as soon as you get in my ride
Starting point is 02:50:25 See with me the rules never apply don't tell me how I should live my life Put your seat back, got it if you need that, you should really fuck with me Tell me if you wanna ride or die, la la la la la la la When I was five, this what my father said I should've pulled you out and left you on your mama's waterbed You asked me, my papa's dead Alcoholic genes from him, since a toddler bottle fed Put me in your stainless, I'm brainless, I'm a hollow head
Starting point is 02:50:55 My life was the craziest Deprived I'm even walking, can you blame me if I'm an atheist? But I ain't Stephen Hawkins, I know God is in my radius I can see him often, in the face of an innocent baby But not when preachers talking My people sleep in coffins I miss them, I'm breaking down In the face of a bad bitch That I'm supposed to be taking down Baby ride while I'm crying I'm dying inside Cause my pain is beside Nor a giant leviathan that I'm hiding from
Starting point is 02:51:18 the world They hit me with everything but the kitchen sink How ironic, same place I vomit when I lick a drink apparently i need to get a shrink how can therapy take care of me when i don't give a fuck what niggas think sober up shout out to crooked eye who is sober yes for a long time yeah and kill that verse smoke that verse i think it's hilarious smoke a bunch of verses but when he said why he did it because i remember that he was like he's it, because I remember that, he was like, he's doing it because
Starting point is 02:51:46 when he performed the record, he probably would have crooked the verse. I get it. That's just a long ass song. Yeah, it is. Ish, you want to intro your record? Because I love this track.
Starting point is 02:51:55 And we got the story like how that shit came about. No, I remember. It's the Rihanna Russian Roulette freestyle. Man. Nigga went nuts.
Starting point is 02:52:06 Yes, he did. Hey, yo, you can rap a little bit. I'm fam. I'll be trying. You can rap a little bit. Don't do it no more, but you could, though. Shit. We was in Jersey, girl. Yeah. I remember. Yeah. Yeah. What niggas don't know and what my friends don't see
Starting point is 02:52:37 Is while the world keeps spinning, it's a lens on me So I sit and prophesize of what the end's gon' be Maybe a domino effect if you depend on me Now the cool thing to call me is a asshole, is that so? Heel poppin' in a strip club with my hat low Out of every battle I ain't lost yet Say I'm misunderstood, I say my points just ain't come across yet Prince, all I'm missin' is the little red Corvette
Starting point is 02:53:02 Feelin' like a million, no no a nigga ain't in Forbes yet All that shit go with the fame, the industry's the wrong complexion Tryna Sammy Sosa the game, sharper than y'all without a day's rest You don't mind being the pawn, then how the fuck you gon' mind it when I play chess? No beef with beans, not a beef with fab Just the staff think I'm searching for a beef to grab I'm too talented to reach for that It take more than some tweets, in fact To get them off the leash, capisce And the streets, they so concerned about me and some myerese
Starting point is 02:53:31 They ain't got the whole puzzle, all they do is try to piece Reality ain't world star, let's keep it in private Please me and her gon' end up whatever we decide to be Can you hear me? Tired of niggas ass about to hear it She can do what she want as long as she don't do it near me Y'all reading media takeout I ain't playin' P.E.X.T. You wanna play? I ain't playin' P.E.X.T. You wanna play? By watching you act a fool seeming desperate for attention baby Take a chance with you since we no longer you and Kodo get the same advice need to fire everybody in your corner
Starting point is 02:54:11 Niggas ain't worth my time. I won't respond to you mama calls saying who you gon get to sponsor you Fans becoming less fond of you what they concluded looking at me through a monitor Is that I should be monitored? Wait, let me apologize if I'm alarming you Dreaming bout nightmares, fell in love with my insomnia Or is my presence to blame? I live in the future, laughing at y'all Still waiting on the present to change Say my life's like the Truman Show But if niggas could care less than what they tune in for I give em all access while creating a new sound And you're bound to run into hurdles when while creating a new sound And you better run in the hurdles when you breaking new ground Got jersey on my back, though a few folk beg to differ
Starting point is 02:54:50 I do it all by myself, ain't got a beggar nigga They like I'm better than son, and he a bad look for jurors But a bad look is better than none You now dealing with a visionary, doggy style, doggy style I'd rather be on top my favorite missionary them whack niggas that you saying they crime ain't seeing numbers they're dealing with renee divine i thought i was unprepared for the fame and all the bears then i went to see my grandma and it all became clear because she 90 years old can't move blank stare like she waiting on death won't move
Starting point is 02:55:21 about that same chair yeah listen i'm I'm outspoken, outcasted When the odds was outrageous, a nigga outlasted Look at what you making an issue Difference between leaving the hood and taking it with you It's the difference between watching from home and sitting courtside Difference is I'm one up, you thinking the score's tied Simple minded motherfucker So if I'm anti, it's cause I'm minded, motherfucker
Starting point is 02:55:46 Bar for bar, if you looking for a little trauma If I acknowledge your ass, nigga, it's still an honor A bad bitch by my side, it caused a little drama Think she could pop up on me, cause she my little mama Say I ain't the best, that man don't know me Never read, never will, fuck Danny and Tony But I'm planning my escape once i get off tour
Starting point is 02:56:07 yeah you did that, you did that. Yeah, you did that one, y'all. That was beautiful. Nah, you got busy. You got some flowers today. You can rap a little bit. That was great. That was so great.
Starting point is 02:56:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, get out of here, buddy. Oh, no. That was so great. Seemed like a summer How you follow up all that great stuff on your anniversary some R&B Followed up by letting your son get his shit off Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, strip Actin' out of character, don't know what's got an enemy This is never what I plan to be or what I plan to be Makin' all this money's what my teachers never seen in me
Starting point is 02:57:29 Fuckin' all these bitches before bitches even heard of me Facts, it's no cap, nigga My ex-bitch shakin' ass on a Thursday Call it a throwback, nigga So I got a new name, now I'm like, who next, nigga? When I started rappin', they like, who that, nigga? I guess that you could say that I'm a major I was seein' label deals before I was a rap nigga
Starting point is 02:57:48 Real OG, had my brother in the trap with us Yeah, she know the rules, if you in the room, you can't snap pictures Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Holdin' you in my right arm, money conversations, nigga That's the type of time of year
Starting point is 02:58:04 Oh, boy. Beautiful pod, y'all. Beautiful pod. Pulling you my right on money Compensations, nigga, that's the type of time When you on, when you on That's the time when you on I'm on your own Pulling you my right on money That's the time when you on I'm on your own That's the time when you on I'm on your own
Starting point is 02:58:15 That's the time when you on Yo, y'all know what time it is, I'm outta here Same time, same place, next week, keep us in your prayers Lord know we need to be there, till next time I bid you adieu, farewell Adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista. Life is a series of moments. A lot of people
Starting point is 02:58:30 know him as Joe Budden's son. His bitches know him as Trey. Calls him Trey Budden. He taught him how to grab little clips. Go ahead now. This is where your kids just become greater than you. With his little friends.
Starting point is 02:58:49 Get your shit on. That's right. We're talking about dad. Uh-oh. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:59:03 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:59:03 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:59:03 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:59:03 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:59:04 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:59:04 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'm even humble when I boast 2020's over baby make a toast I can't even tell all my niggas to chill I swear they be doing the most Shorty said she wanna slim me up Man I had to fly her to the coast
Starting point is 02:59:16 Had to fly her to the coast Got lost in the crib don't know where to go No I wasn't fucking shorty was a hoe Went to booth first took the food to go Rapping jury city you know where I'm from Niggas say they rap, they do this shit for fun Niggas talkin' tough until they see the gun Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy Tabaco, boom, tabaco, brrrr I do my niggas, I make them know I'm the king I'm the king of the world, I'm the king of the world
Starting point is 02:59:37 I do my niggas heavy, cause I'm shippin' the skies Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy Honestly, all you niggas is makin' me mad Don't you go talk about that Y'all askin' me for the feature, I sent you a beat Now you double and bang I'ma get this shit off though I like whatever them kids are doing. Yo! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You hear what they doing? No, no, yeah.
Starting point is 03:00:15 They working on things. Nah, they working. And you just making this shit like, I ain't heard of it. Beat or nothing, no. Let him take his time if this what he coming out with. Slow over there and cook that up. Yeah, go cook now. His little man came in though. I ain't heard of beatin. I know let him take his time. If this what he coming out with Yeah But still fuck twelve, cause I do not fuck with police Fuck all these niggas, that's not in my camp Fuck all these hoes, they ain't give me a chance Fuck all these niggas, if I pull a trigger And aim at their feet, I'ma make them all dead
Starting point is 03:00:49 Bitch, you been stuck at the bottom Why the fuck you ain't climb out yet? The drum got a kick in the schnitz What a thought, niggas made up step First day I met her, I still could text like What? We ain't fucked yet All that designer in front of the camera But never rocked, Cardi's when you upset
Starting point is 03:01:02 I just be poppin' my shit like a bottle Bitches get naked and claim that they mine them I cannot tie that even on my collar I've been tryna make a move on a dollar All you niggas is makin' me mad Don't you gon' talk about dyin' Goddamn Yo
Starting point is 03:01:14 Oh, man You know the shit I like We gone, man Blastin' in the Civic You know Me too, Parson, you give my baby a better mix like. We gone, man. Blasting in the Civic. You know. Me too. Parsley to get my baby a better mix. Fuck out of here, man.
Starting point is 03:01:29 Goodbye. Not for daddy. This nigga's stupid.

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