The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 503 | "Throw The Frank"
Episode Date: January 19, 2022Joe and the guys kick things off by recapping the NFL's Wild Card weekend games and share their predictions for the upcoming games (14:30). Next, the crew also observe the changes that HBO has made co...mpared to Netflix (35:00), Kanye West hanging out with Game (46:00), Joe's encounters with strange women (1:47:20), Microsoft purchasing Activison gaming (1:59:00), and Mike Tyson denying rumors of fighting Jake Paul (2:09:45) Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks Joe | Yebba - “Stand” Ice | Jus Smith - “Napalm” (Ft. Hill & U God) Parks | V Don - “Dark Knight” (Ft. Adonis) Ish | Moosie Wins - “Pillow”
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Back today too? Hold up man, this nigga's pissing me off. Y'all ready back there?
This nigga too with this bullshit. All these niggas is bugging, fuck it.
Oh yeah, they got on his ass too.
He gotta stop it, yo.
I mean, I can't say that because this bullshit might work.
Yeah, but he ain't gotta stop it.
And the shit wasn't bad, they just don't like him.
Oh, please.
Shit was not good.
I ain't listen to that shit.
It wasn't bad.
It is a true shit.
I didn't want to listen to that shit it wasn't bad like i
didn't want to listen man what do you expect from him he makes records poppy shit too nigga
hold on huh that nigga is terrible he's terrible he's not terrible he's not he got some dope shit
go listen to his ep uh i forgot what that shit was even called.
About his brother's death?
Yeah, that shit was dope.
All right, I'm going to take your word for it.
It ain't whole.
You ain't got to be Jay-Z to be.
That's not the bar.
No, no, no.
That's not the bar?
No, it's not.
I like a lot of niggas that's not Jay-Z.
Name them.
I'm joking, I'm joking.
Me.
Memphis Bleak.
That's who I meant to say.
Chris and me.
Yeah.
A mill.
Freeway.
A mill.
Jazzo.
Sauce.
Sauce money.
That nigga is, boy.
Good to have you back, buddy buddy now you about to come in
with some music opinions
I tell you on the pod
we're recording
hung out with my guy Ish over the weekend
this guy's a superstar
shut up for real
I knew that
he's a superstar
y'all went to the strippy?
nah
we too old for the strippy? Nah.
We too old for the strippy.
I'm joking.
We know.
Nah, we went to a little spot to watch the games at.
Oh, you had a little football date.
Nah, nah, nah, nah. Stop that.
What?
The second this dude walked in.
It was all in popping.
Autographs.
Selfies.
Photos.
They swarmed them.
Wait, tell me about it.
Come on, for real.
Am I lying-ish?
It was all you?
Don't listen to this guy.
Wait, wait, hold up.
Am I lying?
You're not speaking in the microphone today, huh?
Don't listen to this guy.
Am I lying?
You are exaggerating.
How many dudes walked up to you?
Walked up to us?
No, walked up.
I've been in there.
I was in there for an hour before you got there.
He's been there every Sunday for years.
They know him.
Yeah.
But when you got there,
though.
What happened?
Yeah, when you walked in.
Yo, stop your fucking...
I wasn't there.
Y'all didn't invite me.
I'm not even throwing
that beef into this.
Corey, y'all got to
water me.
Don't listen to this.
I'm not even throwing
that in that I wasn't
invited on your little
pod thing.
I would call Ray right now.
I love football too, guys.
Love football.
They probably had wings too.
I like wings. Oh, my God. The food is amazing. Oh, come on. You're making it worse. Yeah, let me get one of right now. I love football too, guys. Love football. They probably had wings too. I like wings.
Oh my God.
The food is amazing.
Oh, come on.
You're making it worse.
Yeah, let me get one of those too.
We have a group chat, guys.
My bad.
Parks, you live in Queens.
So?
I have a car.
What the hell is that?
I have a car.
He said Queens like it was Japan.
This nigga go to the Maldives every week.
I'll come right over there
and watch y'all teams lose with y'all.
Keep thinking that little line is working.
Yo, I gotta go
because I'm in Virginia
and my family in the end.
Nigga be out.
Fucking San Tropez and shit.
I don't know what you're
talking about.
Yo, what happened
when you was in there?
I was waiting for him
to answer the question.
Don't rob me of my joy, bitch.
Yo, people came and said hi.
But don't rob me of my joy.
Honestly, let's have
a transparent talk.
We got the whole gang back.
Gang is here today.
Listen.
What's your joy?
Part of the joy
in this is watching you and y'all like navigate through new found variables that exist like
like you getting arrested and the beautiful little lady cop coming by and saying hey here
whatever she said i wasn't there i bet he found a reason to go back to the precinct
that nigga been jaywalking ever since there i bet he found a reason to go back to the precinct though you don't think i left my uh that
nigga been jaywalking ever since they've been drinking in public you don't even drink listen
so now you go to the bar right and there's a heat on you that didn't used to exist you used to
be able to be low so you know what i'm saying so don't be coy I'm not disagreeing
with what you're saying
I'm saying Ice
exaggerated the situation
I walked in
Ice and Ray had a table
and when I walked in
the people was like
oh shit
Ray was their
fantasy football guru
Ray was their
winner of two
of the last
fantasy football championships
in the last three years
and brought her up
in the third
yeah
he's a beast
you know
he gets busy.
All right, so that's it.
No, no, see, that's not it.
I do have a pod to do.
I'm not spending 30 minutes on this.
But he don't want to tell it like, yo. So you tell it.
Make up a story.
I'm telling you.
Do a joke.
I ain't got to lie.
I'm going to tell the truth.
Give it to us.
They was throwing panties at him.
All I heard was, oh, shit-ish.
They was throwing jerseys.
Wow.
And it was a whole group
it must
the group had to be
about 15-20 dudes
celebrating they birthday
or somebody's birthday
in that group
and they just
filed their way
over the ish
that's what
nah it was like
7 or 8 that came over
to him though
and I was like
yo you that dude
and he's like
yo stop playing with me
stop playing with me
so me and Ray like yo you that nigga you that dude like, yo, stop playing with me. Stop playing with me. It's cool to be that dude. So me and Ray like, yo, you that nigga.
You that dude.
He's like, yo, stop playing with me.
Yo, stop playing.
Like, fam, they're happy to see you.
Yo.
That's love.
Yeah.
When we got queued up in there.
See, you don't hear nothing I'm saying, right?
Hey.
Starting with the Alvito.
This is just the song, the music I imagine to be on when you walk in the bar now
You know he give him a little slow motion walk
We bringing it back to the days of Al B. Sure I hear you heard
He got the C's while he walked in the bar
Uh?
Come on we taking it back to itch times right now
40 enough, 40 enough for the head of the air
The head of the air right now
Now we rocking today 40 and up, 40 and up for the head of the air, the head of the air right now.
Now we rocking today.
Hey, let me check with the flat police.
Corey, we flat today?
We flat today or what?
Fish definitely fucked a few chicks moms Like you at that age
You fucked a few moms out there
Rain or shine
This is what he do when he on that 80
Hey
Alright hold up man
I'm happy to see you man
I'm happy to see you
It was on my ass ever since you left
Love is fun
Let me tell you how I feel about you
We rockin' out here
Salutation
Hope everybody's feelin' good, feelin' great
Havin' an amazing 2022
An amazing week at that
We're not finished
Don't wake me, I'm dreamin'
Let's just do it, let's take it back to the 90s
Don't wake me, I'm dreaming
They was dreaming when the ish came in.
They didn't even believe he would be there.
They was like, yo, that's really you in this spot?
Yo, how you even know about this?
Ice, you brought your man out?
I've been there before.
I know how it goes.
I know how it goes.
It feels good sometimes.
Hey, you got to continue to do the things in life that make you feel good.
Enjoy. Enjoy. Hey, you got to continue to do the things in life that make you feel good. There you go.
Found another spot out there selling fake Aquapana.
It's a thing in Jersey.
It's a thing in Jersey.
I'm going to tell you what I think about that.
Might not be fake
aquaponics.
Yo, I feel like I be right
so much that sometimes I shouldn't be
questioning. I do feel like that's some narcissist shit
to say. But I be right
a lot, yo. If I'm telling you
that I tasted this water and it
didn't taste like aquapana
joe it wasn't aquapana hold on i just got some science for you no no i drink medulla right
so if i go to a spot and i get draft pulled from the keg that tastes different than if they give
me a can which tastes different from a bottle so maybe the aquapana you get because you said
the tops
is different so it's bottled different might taste a little different don't make it fake
on the crime shows when the cops think they got a theory they got to get to like
13 different reasons as to why it's that y'all think i go by something different you think it
was just that that it didn't taste like
that there's no aquapana that should make the glass dusty like it was foggy this last spot i'm
talking about when you poured it it was foggy i'm looking at the glass i test my yo you think
that's aquapana he said no it doesn't't appear to be. No shit.
The dishwasher ain't clean the cup right or something.
You got it, dog.
We're not here to argue about that today.
We're not here to argue about that today.
I don't like my plan.
It's cool.
Don't worry about it.
I'm here today.
I'm here today.
I'm here today.
All right, we got a lot to get to.
And today we start with football
God damn it
Let's go
Worst take
Worst take, here it is
Let me hear you out there
Damn, it was some of them
They wasn't born
Oh man, yo They wasn't born. Oh, man, yo.
Really?
They wasn't born.
Wow.
I'm at that age.
All right, I'm shutting up.
That's what happened.
That's what happened in the spot.
What?
One of the young niggas that came down to talk to me, he was like, yo, man.
Now that I'm ready to start, he wants to tell me about what happened.
Nah, he said, yo, I just want to let you know my man passed away.
And he was like, yo, that song that you played, the song from Best Man, the brother song?
He's like, yo, I never heard it.
I've been playing that shit every day.
It's getting me by.
I was like, you never heard it?
He was like, yeah.
I said, yo, how old are you?
He said, 25.
I was like, nigga really never heard it.
He was like, yo, man man I never heard that song man
thank you so much that song been getting me by
and I was like
I'm crying
we gotta play Outstanding already
nah I'm just saying so for you to say
that niggas really never heard this Christopher
Williams shit that be fucking me
up sometimes that we at a certain age
where people don't know shit that's
common to us a dj
put a a little quick little snippet that of a playlist he was making of records that turned 30
this year 92 so think about that that's 30 so a nigga that's 25 i was in 12th grade nigga 92
we know we know we know it's one in 92. You old as hell. We know. We know, Antoine.
Corey was... But nah,
it's a lot of people
that ain't heard
a lot of this shit.
Yeah, that's real.
We old.
And
some of that shit
I don't want to hear.
Nah, I take that shit
over this new shit.
You bugging.
Yes.
It's a lot of that shit.
Nigga, doggy style is... I'm not talking about that stuff.
I'm just talking about the stuff at my age that I want to hear,
but we'll get to that later.
I'm here to throw a Frank.
Oh, that's the other young sling.
Look.
The Franks thing. You told us that one.
That's the other young sling.
Look what they did to suck my d***. Yeah, that's the other one. Look what they did to suck my d***.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Look what they did to suck my d***.
I think it's kind of cool.
I actually like that one.
Hey, Parks, if you don't get your white ass out.
I think that's pretty funny.
Throw a Frank.
It's pretty funny.
Bro.
Parks, bro.
That's pretty funny, man.
Yo, that's disgusting.
All right, let me end this part.
What episode is this?
I got it.
What episode is this? 503 it. What episode is this?
503.
503.
Welcome to episode 503 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, grateful, gracious, and highly favorite host, here to remind y'all who the
fuck I am, since some of y'all have me confused out there.
But it's fine.
I have a platform.
Now, I'm here with some beautiful, really lovely, intelligent people who are ready to converse.
Parks is here.
Antoine is here.
Thanks.
Thanks-ish.
Ice is here.
Corey is here.
And the young boys are still in the back.
Y'all good back there?
Yeah.
I love that for us.
Love that for us.
That's what they did to suck my d***.
Now it's throwing a frank.
Damn, that shit sounds...
Why would you ever take something as
beautiful as
beautiful as
suck my d***? And we're from New York.
That's like
near and dear to our heart.
The women say that. Hey yo fam, you can't even get
mad at a nigga and want to boobop him when the
nigga tell you, throw a Frank.
No, but the young kids
tell me
Alex and you correct me
if I'm wrong
the younger kids
are telling me
that the frank
is the warning
you know what I'm saying
the frank is
it's either that
or when you're telling
the story
to avoid saying
suck my
suck my
it's too aggressive
yes
yeah they've softened it
by saying
throw a frank
that's the problem with your generation.
That's the problem right there.
You tell us to put the guns down.
She could get active if you say suck my d***.
Yeah, that's what they're saying.
That's what the young kids are saying.
It's preserving safety.
So now when you look at it that way.
I'm all for it, man.
You're right.
But why they can't just make up something?
Why it can't be something new on its own?
Why y'all got to fuck up, suck my d***?
Fam, if somebody
so
but lives are being lost
I guess
so Alex
yeah
you said
the guns will get brought out
if somebody say
suck my
very aggressive
you know the connotation
on that
correct
now if somebody say
I'm gonna throw the frank
at you or something
or throw the frank
you can't even say it right
I don't know how to say it but the guns don't get brought out for that.
That don't even sound right.
No.
If you think about it, it make you pause.
Like, wait, what?
It's like a warning.
It's a warning for the suck-up.
But it's saying the same shit.
All right, never mind.
Yeah, let's leave that alone.
I feel him, man.
I mean, it is ugly shit.
It's ugly.
See, now you're on board.
Well, I'm responsible for an audio adventure here.
And our demo don't really need to hear that so many times.
And the start of something, they teach me that.
The first page of broadcasting school.
We going to Disney?
Huh?
We going to Disney?
Well, no, but we should want to appeal.
I wouldn't mind, though.
They got the bag over there.
Hey, let's do everything to shrink the audience.
You want to have that day? The fuck is Mark talking about? Hell no. Yeah, I know what he's talking about over there let's do everything to shrink the audience you want to have that day the fuck is Frank throwing
hell no
you know what he's talking about
over there
what
two year old
listen
moving on
how are y'all doing
is that what Dak was doing
throwing Franks
he was throwing something
I don't know what it was
yo it's hard to be a cowboy fan
dog
I'm not going to hold you
we starting with football
I apologize to the women
listening that are not
entertained by football talk.
Some of y'all was real sad over the weekend.
Sitting on the couch looking at their phone for the whole day.
Women be into football.
Plenty of women into football.
Plenty of women into football.
I'm talking about the ones that are not necessarily.
But man, it felt good to have playoff football back.
Hell yeah.
So yo, man, let me just get this out, this little quick story out the way.
Because boy, was I peeved.
I'm going to try to not be so peeved this pod.
But I'm peeved at a couple things.
Saturday's game was what?
What was Saturday's game?
Saturday was the Raiders and the Beatles.
And the Bills and Patriots.
Two games that went exactly kind of how I thought they were going to go.
So Sunday when I woke up, I figured I was going to put my balls on the table.
Now I'm going to get FanDuel to my phone.
I did the same shit.
I'm doing it.
Now I know out there they're saying, hey, Joe, it's been legal in New Jersey.
Why didn't you do it before?
Well, because I gamble.
That should answer that.
Me too.
So you got to be very careful with putting-
Facts.
Accessibility.
Is that easy to gamble?
You got to be careful.
Not only that, because I don't want to say I gamble gamble as if like some of these niggas out there
gamble but i mean i have that gene it can get bad fast and i've seen people close to me go through
divorce lose everything because of gambling i have same so i respect it i respect the gambling gods
got to but saturday just went so the way i thought it would. The rest of the game seemed like they would go that way to me too.
Fucking I'm getting FanDuel.
FanDuel didn't have any idea who I was.
I went through every step.
Yeah, to verify me.
They have to verify you.
They didn't know who I was.
I gave them the last four of my social.
Then they asked me for my whole social.
I'm there giving it up.
I'm doing a lot to gamble. Yeah they asked for all that then i got i got on with an agent
and they was like fuck off or whatever he said he didn't say fuck off but he didn't give me what
answered my issue so i was like fuck it i won't do it fan duel doesn't know who I am. I'll catch him next week.
And then the game starts.
You were happy?
I was very unhappy.
I said, no, I'm saying after the games were over,
were you happy that you wouldn't get... No, really.
I was pissed off because everything he called, he would have gotten.
I was livid.
I was livid.
We've been talking about this 16 parlay.
We've been talking about this parlay shit for weeks now.
Right?
So here we go, playoff time.
Now's the time to do it.
Well, if you believe in you.
See, I don't come over here just talking.
I say what I really believe.
I'll bet on it.
I'll stand in it.
And sure enough, Jimmy G tried it, but he tried to give it away, but they won.
The fucking, what was the other game?
Which one?
Sunday?
Eagles.
Yeah.
Eagles and Bucs. Eagles and Bucs.
Eagles and Bucs.
And Steelers and Steelers.
Steelers.
I told you that would happen.
And then the Monday game.
Rams and Cardinals.
And I just didn't think
they were ready for prime time.
It's no disrespect.
See, that's the thing.
You can't say things on the pod
without people out there
just taking it as disrespect.
We were having this talk
on the way here. But fuck them niggas. Again, people on the internet don't know what this the pod without people out there just taking it as disrespect. We were having this talk on the way here.
But fuck them niggas.
Again, people on the internet don't know what this is.
Hey, take a Frank.
Take a Frank.
Pick one.
Sebrek.
Ballpark Nathan.
Yeah.
Hey, Mad Frank's available for you.
However it goes.
I don't know the slang.
Take a Frank.
But we was having that talk on the way here.
Kyler Murray, big time.
Big time.
All year long.
Number one record.
He's that dude.
Been that dude in college.
There's something to be said about the lights.
There's something to be said about when the lights get bright.
Have you ever been here before?
And do you know all that comes with this?
Tom Brady is part the man because you can't throw nothing at him that he ain't seen.
I predict this.
I can tell you what you about to do.
They keep pulling up the stat.
He's won 34 of these things.
All the other quarterbacks combined have won like 19.
Like playoff games.
Like some stupid stat.
So it's that comfortability, that familiarity outside of talent.
A lot of people got talent.
Kyler Murray's talented.
Roster's talented.
Roster's talented. Roster's talented.
Coach is talented.
But Odell been stuck
in Cleveland
for the last five years
and was mad at the Giants
before that.
He's happy as ever
with a pregnant,
well, he probably just
had his kid,
but it's his wife,
fiance.
Something to be said
about men when they're
happy at home
and how they're going
to come in and do a job.
Oh, now y'all put me in la that's odell beckham still something to be said about
putting von miller on the opposite side of aaron donald that's just a little that's a lot for the
young man is all i'm saying yeah and the lights got bright And he looked exactly like I thought he would look under those lights with that team.
That's not a knock to him.
I respect that man.
If I see him in the club, I'd give him a hug.
He's nice.
He good.
He's super talented.
I didn't think he would fold up like that.
So, yeah, I was fucked up that.
You couldn't bet it.
I'm going to try to get my fan duel situation.
You can try DraftKings.
Or Caesars. Orings. Or Caesars.
Or that.
Or Caesars.
Or that, but I want to do one of the cool, cool fun ones.
That's not my bag.
DraftKings is pretty good.
But next week won't come without me betting because here's –
well, we'll save it for the predictions at the end.
I got the Rams doing the same thing to Tom next week.
Me too.
Well, it depends.
It depends.
If Tom – they're down Tristan Wirfs, who's their fucking second year superstar fucking left tackle.
He's in a walking air boot.
Fournette and Rojo are still potentially out.
I don't know what's going to happen with them.
If they're all out, then it's Rams.
If they can't run the ball, they're done.
But listen, we don't need to get to that.
I have the privilege and the honor today of potting with a Cowboys fan.
I've never really had that before.
So I'm just going to toss to you because unlike past years,
I rooted for Dallas this year.
I don't have a beef with y'all.
But the same beef that I think Dallasallas fans should share all year i've said
mike mccarthy's ass he's terrible he is horrible i want to be invested in y'all but i know what's
gonna happen and sure enough that's what it looked like to me the floor is yours though
um yo it's hard being a cowboy fan even when we winning the wins most of the wins still be like
the anxiety edge of your seat shit.
We just play to the level of competition.
If we playing somebody good, we're going to play good.
But we're going to lose by three.
Your takeaway from the game?
Same shit.
It's the same shit.
We play up to the level of competition.
Do I think we're a better team than San Fran?
You are definitely a better roster than San Fran.
I think so. No question. And a better coaching staff. I? You are definitely a better roster than San Fran. We are. I think so.
No question.
And a better coaching staff.
I know you just knocked the coaches, but they have two of the most sought-after assistants,
defensive coordinator and offensive coordinator in the league.
You know what happens?
Then what happens?
Jason Garrett.
Who are these people you're talking about?
Jason Garrett had his pick of the letter, whatever team he wanted to go to.
Dan Quinn and what's my man's name, the offensive coordinator?
Kellen Moore.
They have interviews lined up at every team.
That don't tell me nothing.
That's true.
That says nothing to me about the boys club and how the seats rotate.
I think a lot of things played a part in this game.
Excuse me.
And Dan Quinn is like football royalty.
Yeah, he is.
So it's like.
He's doing a good job, though.
But what happened, nigga?
I think I'm about to tell you
I think
in the first half
we did cowboy shit
Dak
played like shit
the whole first half
and then in the second half
we start to turn it up
and we play
against the next team
and the clock
we did this shit
all season long
we playing against
the clock and the team
and we start
catching our stride
and it's too late.
And so that's what happened.
Yo, San Fran looked like shit in the second half.
They looked like pure T shit in the second half.
Well, their offense still moved the chains a little bit.
We started turning. The penalties start
coming. The penalties start moving the chains
for them. Watch what
that man do to them next week.
They can get their ass whipped next week.
Yeah.
It's going to be bad.
Yeah, probably.
Even though they played
early in the season
and it was a really good game,
but I don't know.
Because new Green Bay,
in Green Bay of recent years,
they have the ability
to get tough too now.
True.
You can't just bully them
off the field like that,
like the old Packer team.
True, true.
No, that's true.
Yeah, Aaron Rodgers
is going to get them out of here.
Aaron Rodgers is going to smoke these niggas' boots.
And then go do Pat McAfee's show an hour later.
Yeah, Pat, man.
This morning I had oatmeal.
He's going to talk about some other shit.
I like Pat, too.
Yo, I'm a Dak guy.
I just don't know if Dak has the swag enough to command wins.
That was the thing for me more so. Coaching is he just – Dak wasn't clutch has the swag enough to command wins. That was the thing for me more so than coaching.
Dak wasn't clutch like he was supposed to be clutch.
When does Pat McAfee take off?
That's actually a really good question.
What's that?
When does Pat McAfee take off?
I don't know if he's interested in it.
What do you mean?
Oh, take off.
Take off.
Not work.
I don't know.
He put out a bell.
He don't miss.
He dropped them shits like when BMF had the food truck idea.
He throw them out like that.
But anyway.
Now he goes.
I just don't know if Dak has the...
The Cowboys don't have no...
All right.
No, like, yo, dog.
When you watch a Cowboy game, right?
They don't have the killer instinct.
They don't, yo. They don't have no swag. No talent, no killer instinct. Yeah, like, yo, dog. When you watch a cowboy game, right? They don't have the killer instinct. They don't, yo.
They don't have no swag.
No talent, no killer instinct.
Yeah, it's just not.
It's boring watching us.
You think they, so is it like they don't have identity, damn near, or something?
We don't have an identity.
We not a running team.
We not a pass.
Like, yo, we just, it's blah.
And that don't happen.
All right, well, thank you.
Thank you for such an impressive take.
Let me talk to a Steelers fan over here.
Let me get some applause.
Let me get out.
Why?
Because we free.
We free.
Free from the shackles of bad.
Yes.
We are free.
Give us free, man.
Thank you, Ben.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you for it all.
Thank you.
Yeah, you did.
But your time has passed.
You've been holding my team hostage for the last four or
five years true and the entire league has changed that type of quarterback that you are past your
prom ain't gonna cut it and we need to compete y'all coming in here with spice for y'all team
no i but i'm not saying nothing that i haven't said. I've been saying this.
I've been wanting Ben off this team
for a minute.
We had Antonio Brown,
Le'Veon Bell in their primes
damn near
and couldn't get it done.
Like you have a super high power
offense on paper.
And it's kind of,
we played the same games
all year and last year
that Ish was saying
about the Cowboys.
They got it done.
The idea of the idea of stealer football is keep it close and win at the end.
Fair.
If you watch this game against the Chiefs, they went five possessions and three and out of them.
Well, let's be clear.
They should not have been in this this game.
But you're there in this playoff.
But you're there.
And you got an experienced quarterback who I've been here. I can rally there. In this playoff. But you're there. And you got an experienced quarterback
who,
hey,
I've been here.
I can rally the troops
and get it done.
Good defense.
The defense,
did they part?
There's no Eli.
But the defense
did their part though.
I disagree with that.
There's no Eli.
What do you mean
he's no Eli?
Ben don't be looking
that bad to me.
Nah,
he's been looking bad.
Ben looks terrible.
His arm is out of gas.
He can't throw deep.
Yeah,
that's it.
He can't throw deep ball. And that was kind of a Yeah, that's it. He can't throw deep ball.
That was kind of a big part of his game. He can't throw deep ball.
He was having a big arm at one point.
And the fact that he could... He could evade some
tackles. Exactly. That's out.
You couldn't tackle him. You couldn't tackle him.
He was like a truck. I think it was like a truck.
Yeah. So it's just that
style. The league has changed.
Now you got your... Especially even in our...
Just look at our division. Alright, it sounds like these these niggas just doing a lot of whining.
Ben, what you want me to say?
Young Ben would still work in this league.
Young Ben is similar to Dak.
Well, you said it.
You thanked him.
Yeah.
Listen, now let's go get ready to compete in this league.
That's all I've been wanting.
I'm ready to compete.
Bill's Chiefs, who you got? Are we on predictions now?. I'm ready to compete. Bill's Chiefs, who you got?
Are we on predictions now?
Oh, we can do it.
Bill's Chiefs, Chiefs.
Yeah?
Chiefs.
It's in KC.
It's in KC.
Chiefs.
I'm going Bill's though.
Chiefs.
The man will not be out in the second game of the playoffs this year.
I'm still angry about the Tom Brady game last year.
I'll be there.
I'm not letting Josh Allen stand in my way.
Sorry, Stefan Diggs.
You want to go to the Dallas game and support your brother?
Bring your ass back here.
Get your ass back over here.
Get out of Dallas.
Kansas City is a tough place to play, though.
The Chiefs.
I'm going Chiefs.
And I'm going Bengals.
I mean, I don't know if that's so much of a bold take. I'm going Bengals by probably two touchdowns. I'm going Chiefs. And I'm going Bengals. I mean, I don't know if that's so much of a bold take.
I'm going Bengals by probably two touchdowns.
I'm with that.
Yeah, Michael Bengals too.
They are feeling themselves.
In predictions, we lose the might.
No, look at that.
Huh?
Burrows.
Mm-hmm.
He got the uh.
My question is, how does Derrick Henry look?
I wouldn't care if wouldn't care how he looks
I wouldn't give a fuck
how he looks
hopefully he looks amazing
and had a great breakfast
what they gonna do
if the Bengals get up
two touchdowns
they gooses cook
and the Bengals
they gonna get up
by two touchdowns
can't run the ballpark
I just said
yo Joe Burrow
is really him
from the cigar at LSU
I didn't need to see this
I didn't need to see
this his he was him then yeah one of the best college careers ever right and then he got got
drafted got hurt behind a weak o-line and then they brought in his man that's what who's also
him yeah jamar chase is him they both in separate rooms walk with that you can see it and then they
go do it in year one and arguably year
one. It's still year one.
It's still kind of year one. It's 1.5.
Yeah, it's one and a half. The Bengals
are them and you're going to have to deal with
them now for a while.
Yeah, you're going to have to deal with them for a while.
You can lock them up.
But anyway, I picked the Bengals by two touchdowns
or more. Or more. And that's not
disrespect to the Titans. I know that they're the real deal but I believe in the Bengals by two touchdowns or more. Or more. And that's not disrespect to the Titans.
I know that they're the real deal, but I believe in the Bengals.
I do.
I do.
I believe in them, too.
I'm curious about how Derrick Henry looks.
The Packers are going to smoke the Niners.
They're smoking them.
It should be a tough game, but they're going to smoke them.
Yeah, they're going to smoke them.
And I got the Rams over the Bucs.
Sorry, Tom.
I'm going Bucs.
I'm never betting against Tom. I don't usually bet against Tom. Sorry, Tom. I'm going Bucs. I'm never betting against Tom.
I don't usually bet against Tom.
Tom is Tom.
But in my lifetime,
the way to beat Tom
and for him to not beat Tom
Pass rush.
Pass rush.
is them boys.
Yeah.
And I think they did that
with only this game in mind.
Oh, and the Chiefs
if they have to see them.
Those are the only two names that the Rams have been worried about,
especially Sean McVay.
He heard all that shit y'all been saying these last few years.
He heard it.
I'm not leaving my Rams bandwagon.
I like Rams.
And if Tom do it again, then that's never a bad way to lose a bet.
That's Tom.
But I'm going Rams.
I'm on Tom.
I think Tom know who Matthew Stafford is.
I think Aaron Rodgers knows who he is.
Y'all know I'm big on him. You are. I'm Matt Stafford. I like him, too. I like him, too. I don't think he Matthew Stafford is. I think Aaron Rodgers knows who he is. Y'all know I'm big on him.
You are.
I'm Matt Stafford.
I like him too.
I like him too.
I don't think he's going to be.
The Rams have brought in everybody that I'm super big on.
I don't think they're going to be Green Bay in that NFC chip though.
Thanks.
I heard you last podcast about your picks.
I don't respect.
Your picks don't.
Why?
I nailed all my picks except for the Raiders.
Then you didn't nail all your picks. And they should respect your picks don't. Why? I nailed all my picks except for the Raiders. Then you didn't nail
all your picks.
And they should have won
because of that
fucking whistle.
So you didn't nail
all your picks
like I did.
You had the Patriots.
You had Dallas too.
No I did not.
No I did not.
No I did not.
No I did not.
You had Dallas.
No I did not.
I had the Bills
and I had the Niners.
You weren't here.
It's on tape.
He wasn't.
I had the Bills
and the Niners.
Remember I said
the Patriots would play a good game
where's that game at
y'all said Buffalo
I said up
bye bye
not picking a rookie
quarterback in Buffalo
anyway
what's up man
what we talking about
how y'all feeling
what's going on
what y'all want to start
what y'all want to start with
we got strange crime
they got his ass
thank God
what
they got his ass
who
the guy that just
pushed a 40 year old lady off the train track in front of a train to her death.
Yeah, that's sad.
Huh?
That was sad.
It was Saturday, the same day as wild card weekend.
Disgusting.
It was apparently a homeless man.
I don't know what kind of man it was.
But I just want to alert people in New York City about the mentally ill in the subway system.
I think the days are gone where you can just stand in front of a track and wait for the train.
That's disgusting.
Wait, so then, wait.
So he pushes the lady to her death, escapes.
Attempts to push somebody else,
is unsuccessful,
and escapes.
And then he turns himself in.
I'm not shocked, though.
And then he turns himself in and says,
hey, I just committed a murder.
That's the selfish shit we live in.
And then they got him.
And this is him coming out of the precinct.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting. It's disgusting.
Rest in peace today, young lady.
No, the fact that he got away was crazy.
Twice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I mean, you say this because we all have loved ones that take the train.
Mm-hmm.
Sure, I'd take the train.
And this is just not the way for life to be lost.
I don't know.
They said 940 in the morning?
Packed.
Probably was packed. You know it's packed. Probably was packed. You know it's packed.
Probably packed.
You know it's packed.
People going to work.
I didn't mean to start that way, but...
Listen, 2022 is still on some shit,
which is why I'm going to highlight this strange crime thing.
I don't mean to see it.
But I see it.
I don't care about this not beat me down
mic check mic check mic check one two one two hopefully y'all still feeling
good out there Girl, you're looking sweet, don't lie You're mine, I ain't begging
Wish that I could love you right
You're the special way
You light my mind
I feel alive
You blow my mind
I'm satisfied
I was thinking
All right, what y'all want to start with?
Happier thoughts?
Yeah, man.
Happy.
Happy.
It's happy.
It's happy.
Yeah, but I want to get out of it.
Wavy Navy Pool?
Yes.
It makes me want to jump in.
Also, we want to say rest in peace to wavy navy pool who was killed this is from uh nbc news who
was killed in an ambush ambush shooting as he drove with two young children i can't imagine it
and a woman i can't imagine it rest in peace rest in peace rest in peace. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. And thank God those children and the woman were safe.
Yo, dogs, HBO Max ain't playing with Netflix.
You seen it.
You seen it.
Putting a foot on they niggas necks.
Soon as Netflix announced, yo, we raising the plans on everything again.
Yep, $15, man.
We going up.
For a bunch of bullshit.
It's like the third time in a year, but we going up.
Uh-huh.
HBO Max said, all right, we dropping 20% on our monthly plans.
Mm-hmm.
With better content.
Yeah.
That's sexy.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the game.
Netflix, lucky they got Ozark coming this month, because that 15 is starting to look
a little shady in the light.
I never turn on Netflix anymore.
Yeah, you know that's not my thing. I told not my i told y'all tell me where to go once covid hit it threw a curveball at netflix because netflix was
spending a lot of money on original stand-ups yeah and once you couldn't do but they were
you know that whole comedy section of theirs yeah when the comedians
couldn't do no shows
and just original content
period
yeah
it was hard for anybody
cause I noticed when
and that's when I got pissed off
I know a lot of the
British shows are good
but every show
they was just getting
from somewhere else
yeah
and putting an overdub on it
and it's like
yeah
stop playing with me dog
yeah
like what am I spending money
on this for?
They probably was gonna come up buying some Squid Games
for nothing. Well, that used to be
like a dope side thing. It'd be like,
yo, they have a bunch of fire shows, and then they got the
foreign joints that are fire, too. And
lately, it's just been like, not that.
Caca. Again,
a lot of shit had to shut down. A lot of
shit slowed up
I want to just throw out
that we don't say it
but it's not
Netflix and chill anymore
I think that little
slogan
that little
Hulu and chill for sure
HBO Max
and chill
it's still
stars and chill
it's still Netflix and chill
even though you're not
watching Netflix
and that's the problem
they cornered that
that is the problem
with that
nah fuck that
it's just like
I was explaining to y'all when we was talking about the oculus shit before uh-huh same way
you'll say you'll go google something you might not type google.com right to search it but the
phrase google it facts it's that's what but you know what make me mad about that they arrogant
asses they didn't even fucking come up with that. We did. That's true. We came up with Netflix and chill,
and they was just on the internet around that time
and seen it and started marketing the shit they did.
Because they were the only ones at the time that was doing it.
From a business standpoint, why wouldn't they?
I just think it's a copycat thing.
Well, we need a rock nation to go talk to us.
I'm watching the same shit happen right now.
Anything you see VR related,
everybody's calling Metaverse.
I know.
That's true.
It's facts.
Metaverse is just Facebook's name for VR.
It's theirs.
But because they threw it out first,
when you jump out first,
everything is Metaverse.
And I'm like,
fam, that has nothing to do with the,
the Metaverse is just meaning Facebook's VR.
Facebook's version.
It's a brand.
But they jumped out there.
Yeah, but Netflix and Chill don't have enough out there for them to continue to have that real estate of it being called Netflix.
I think at one point they did.
Yeah, they did.
They were the shit.
So look, somebody saw their approach and stole it.
Eight, 10, 12 other niggas stole it.
But you know why I'm mad at that?
Because that was our guy argument to girls saying it wasn't a date.
That was where that came from.
Yo, I'm coming to your house.
What the fuck you mean?
You're watching Netflix and chill.
That is exactly where it came from.
So how they,
they taking the fight
that real niggas stood on.
Listen, maybe I'm bugging.
No, no, you're not bugging. You're not bugging. They taking the fight that a lot of real niggas stood on. Listen, maybe I'm bugging. No, no, you're not bugging.
You're not bugging.
You're taking the fight
that a lot of real niggas
died on a sword about, yo.
Them ladies had our head.
It was fucked up for a little while.
Yeah.
And here they come going,
do this.
We don't even get.01 something percent.
I ain't.
Come on, mathematician.
They don't give a shit.
But anyway.
At least keep us at $10 a month.
Damn.
And they jacked the price. How about that? Hey, 15 is getting a little, you're give a shit but anyway at least keep us at $10 a month damn and they jacked the price
how about that
15 is getting a little
you're getting a little saucy
now other actors
all these other platforms
got mad
other actors
new niggas
cause the Netflix
niggas spot
was the place
where like the
not
no disrespect
like the kind of
washed up actors
and the new actors
was going
popping
no but they was popping
like you was
damn near reinventing
yourself on Netflix
don't talk about
Jared Butler
whatever you do
that's my man
he not washed up though
they put him in
that's my man
no but
the new up and comings
was going to Netflix
the older actors
was going to Netflix
and getting in
dope little
shit
and reviving their career
now you got all these other little motherfuckers like oh you can get him 20 grand you can get him 20 grand this was going to Netflix and getting in dope little shit and reviving their career.
Now you got all these other little motherfuckers
like, oh, you can get him
20 grand, you can get him
20 grand, you can get him
and they creating dope content.
Yeah.
So they stole Netflix's model
and they popped it.
Well, the other beast
that they had to deal with
is the HBO's combined with
Fox and Disney and Hulu
owned by Disney
have all the fucking content
in the world
already in the bag. Yeah, they got back content. They got back shit. Like, HBO have all the fucking content in the world already in the bag
yeah they got back content
they got back
like HBO
got all the Warner shit
nah but the new shit
was the shit
that had them rocking
the new shit
that was exclusive
was the shit
that had them rocking
not the upper hand
cause you got both
I can give you
my whole catalog
and give you some new fire
Disney Plus came out
and was like look
we pulled all our
Marvel movies off
of everywhere else.
All the Star Wars shit, which is two big, huge brands, plus all of our original shit, it's right here.
You know what confuses me a little bit, but it doesn't?
You know when Netflix just seemed like they would really throw a cog in the game?
Podcast.
That would have fucked a lot of
things up
for people
it would have
like if they would have
too arrogant yo
you'd be too arrogant
you'd be feeling yourself
well no they pander
to who they want to
pander to
like they have
some podcast
something
they have a Netflix
black or that
I don't know
they got something
like that
but imagine if they
took their audience
and their tools
and did like we don't like, just put 10.
We don't need it.
You're not going to see Deezus and Mero ever move from Showtime.
Ever.
No.
Ever.
Showtime get it.
They get it.
HBO got one too.
HBO do the life.
They got a couple.
HBO give me my money.
I ain't going to hold you.
HBO, y'all ain't even going to cut a check.
They do it check they do it
they do it
I could go on there
on a humbug
and be like
oh
find some shit
cause there's so much
old fire too
that even if you
like can't find
nothing for some reason
you can throw on a
curb or a wire
or a Oz
or a Superman
you don't even have
to go HBO's content
they got all of the
star
I mean not stars
Fox and Warner
all of the DC shit is up there DC yeah all Fox and Warner. All of the DC shit is up there.
DC, yeah.
All of the Cartoon Network Adult Swim shit is up there.
Yeah, yeah.
All of the Cinemax, that's everything is there.
Fuck, you don't even have to go look at the HBO shows.
That's what fucked Netflix up.
Their backlog is too heavy.
That's what fucked them up too.
When they lost that little office fight, the office and what was that, Seinfeld friends?
They lost two big ones.
They have Seinfeld now though.
That's the only thing that's keeping them.
But they lost two big ones at the time.
And that was when I was having an argument.
Friends and office.
Well, who keeps the lights on?
Is it the million little shows or the two big shows?
I always bet the two big shows.
It's the big shows.
It's always the two big shows.
Or the two big artists.
Even right now while I'm talking all this shit about Netflix,
I still put on Seinfeld at the end of the night
when I got nothing else to watch or whatever.
That helps them.
Otherwise, I'd probably definitely be out.
It's exclusive?
Yes.
Gotcha.
So let me advance this conversation,
this TV conversation,
because boy, do I have a finale to shit on.
I didn't want to start there.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Get that bullshit.
That shit was some bullshit.
Oh my God, yo.
I was hoping that's who we were talking about.
I warned y'all.
I warned y'all.
You called the word, y'all.
Dog.
That was some bullshit.
I'm so glad.
Let me tell you something.
Nobody got eight?
Let me tell you something.
Huh?
Nobody got eight?
I don't even want to.
I don't know.
I was on my phone.
I was on my DMs.
Let me tell you.
Listen.
And I want to apologize
for the people
that I got invested
in up to episode 5
I'll take this apology
up to
the first 5 episodes
when you're leaving it
in your imagination
they could have still
killed it right
this is where it went
totally wrong for me
and I was like
oh they don't care
about the audience
no disrespect
to Vic Mensa.
But when they did
them shrooms.
Yeah, yeah.
Shrooms don't make you
want to eat people.
Yo, where did,
what shrooms were though?
Word.
I've had shrooms.
A lot of times.
That behavior was
totally unacceptable.
Facts.
Even for shrooms.
And the next day
they was on some,
yo, I'm hungover.
Like, shrooms don't give you
hangover.
Yo, what are y'all
fucking loser, what are y'all talking about? That's people that never took shrooms because I believe this shit. I'm some yo I'm hungover like shrooms don't give you no hangover. Yo what are y'all fucking loser
what are y'all talking about?
That's people that
never took shrooms
because I believe this shit.
I'm like oh okay
that's what it do?
No.
And I gotta shout out
to my girl Mitzi
she held it down yo.
She did.
She did.
She held it down
the whole time.
She the only G
in this group
of fucking losers.
I'll tell you what
turned around for me
and I told y'all off Mike
is when the fucking
teddy bear caught on fire
in the plane.
I was like oh
it's about to be
some fucking bullshit.
Yeah nah this is a mess. Yellow jacket. It's about to be some fucking bullshit this is a mess yellow jacket be some bullshit you should be ashamed of yourself
yeah this was a hundred percent right oh my god wait showtime yellow the all of the yellow jackets
and they coach y'all owe me an apology y'all owe me an apology for that fucking CGI bear.
Oh my God.
Oh, bro.
Yo, if I could give an award
for the worst CGI I've ever seen.
It'd be hard to kill
a sick, dying bear
with a fucking knife,
by the way.
Yes, and the girl
just stabbed the bear
and the bear just chilled.
Word.
The bear didn't have
any adverse reaction
to you stabbing him
in the neck
or even approaching to stab.
This show is a fucking crock of shit.
It's a bullshit.
Sorry.
Sorry, Showtime.
You had me for five episodes.
I'm unsubscribing, actually, Showtime, at least for a month or two.
I'm just straight to that.
Yeah, because they'll sell you on some shit like, don't do this again.
Don't do this again.
They didn't even show me the black mom being the one to climb the tree outside of her son's room for a whole season.
We know it was you.
Yo, get this show out of here, yo.
Now, season two.
Hightown.
What a finale.
Oh, don't spoil it.
Oh, I'll close my ears.
Wait, what?
What are you doing?
Oh, my God.
Y'all been pissing me off.
You gotta get out.
I know we in your house, but you got to get out.
All right, well, let me just talk to Ice.
Ice.
What a...
Boy, that might be one of the best finales I've ever seen
in how they did it.
It's not series, right?
That's just a season finale.
No, it's just a season finale.
It's only season two.
They definitely coming back.
Oh, no.
They are coming back.
Episode nine,
they could have ended it there for me.
Nah.
But episode 10,
they managed to close
every single thing
that you thought
there was no way
for them to close
and that's all I'll say.
What an entertainment.
And they managed to
set up for everything.
Oh, they made the next two seasons
look like a piece of cake.
Yup.
Beautiful.
Round of applause
for Hightown, yo.
That's why I was waiting for you
to finish
because you said some shit and I was just like... Round of applause for Hightown, yo. That's why I was waiting for you to finish because you said some shit
and I was just like... Round of applause for
Hightown. Hats off.
Yeah, y'all smoked that. Hats off to y'all.
I love that show, so I can't wait to catch up.
Hightown is the shit.
I'm on season one still. Me too.
Season one is almost like a whole different show.
Oh, shit.
All she do is... Oh, you on season one too?
Yeah. She got the best hands
in the business
oh so y'all don't even know
yeah yeah
she got
season one
I need to learn how to do that
by the end of season one
I was like
alright I'm gonna watch season two
but I'm a little sick of this
and they got right to it
season two gets right to it
whole different show
it's like the wire season one
and the wire season two
really
but in reverse I like that though you wanna see growth no you do Season two gets right to it. Whole different show. It's like The Wire season one and The Wire season two. Really?
But in reverse.
I like that, though.
You want to see growth.
No, you do. No, it's real growth.
Season two gets to it.
All right, that is the end of our TV.
Hurry up and catch up.
It's over now.
Football.
I promise.
Everything.
We've discussed nothing music.
We went backwards today.
Yeah, yeah.
We went backwards.
It's fine.
I'm cool with that.
Yeah, me too.
Is there anything really musically to discuss?
I mean, yeah. Yeah, me too. Is there anything really musically to discuss? I mean, yeah and game.
Yeah and game.
Do we really got to do that?
Yeah, like it.
Like what?
Which part?
Well, listen.
It has facets.
Let me start with this.
I'm just going to start with this and I'm tossing one of y'all.
Okay.
I'm just going to start with this, and I'm tossing one of y'all.
Okay.
As somebody that has dissed women on a lot of songs.
That's your bag, yeah.
Scorned man bag.
Your top one of one.
I can, yeah.
You are, you are.
We had a little Joe Budden listening session the other night.
You're the man, by the way.
But your scorned woman bars or scorned man bars are fucking untouchable, bro.
I don't know.
You are a petty fucking fuck.
I don't know if that's good or bad.
But you recorded most of that shit, so you knew that already.
But just listening back now, some of it is like, wow.
Jesus, why'd you say that?
I was a little immature.
But listen, as someone that's probably top three at least in this category all right we'll find i gotta give you a credit where you get your credit man i'm the pettiest
nigga ever to live when it comes to women why what did y'all hear your score man bars are
damn are you crazy no i wrote them so i mean i think i know the ola series alone puts you in that category under the sun
third verse alone puts them in that category all right moving on moving on i can assure y'all
that you cannot put that song out and expect to be invited to the baby shower or kids children's
birthday party now this topic is tough for me so I ain't really gonna get too into it
cause it's triggering right
this stuff is triggering
but I am objective
and that nigga look nuts
at that baby shower
he look
you also feel a little
pinata scene
he should not have been
i'm sorry it's more of a you know you know i'm on the beat party you know i'm on the dad's side
i'm on his side but but i understand i just understand we saw your whole studio session from the night before.
Right.
And you happened to be on a song with a nigga that dissed your baby mom when he dissed mine.
Yeah.
Publicly.
Yeah.
Well, why would you be at that studio session?
Yeah.
But okay.
Yeah, sure.
Bygones be bygones, baby.
Yeah, cool.
This is a meme game made up too
it's fine
but then
and wear the same
outfit
the next morning
me in New Jersey
shouldn't know
your whole
run of show
all the way
to the baby shower
he ain't sleeping
so look
if he
damn I don't like
talking about this
I know it's triggering
I know I know it's triggering I know I know
it's tough
think about this
and we can leave it
we ain't gotta get too
in depth with this
you kinda be on
like the man's right side
I'm on that side
yeah of course
right
but you understand
but not if you
are threatening a woman
or she feels threatened
not if you have a trigger
she feels uncomfortable
not if you have a trigger
not if you've been looking nuts
where you are not
we don't know what you are capable of
or what you would do or what you would say the nigga's been on public forums going ape shit
for years this is not new true he's been on public forums before calling out your your sex your
mother your this your that right fam you might show up here in one of the moods and embarrass everybody here. Mm-hmm.
So as a woman, you kind of like, you don't even know which nigga you're going to get.
But now I am going to argue the flip side of that, which is we've seen many times the denial of being able to see my child is what's going to send me off the top.
True.
It's going to make me jump.
It's going to make me hit it.
He don't need that to jump, though.
What?
I know.
He don't need that to jump.
I get that.
The night before, nigga, you had the bunny hops.
You was on a pogo stick the night before.
I know.
So now it seems like that could potentially be the icing on the cake, right?
So you as a mom with kids, family, friends, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera,
what do you do?
I'm not trying to let you come here and fuck up my kids birthday party.
Yeah, I got some beautiful shit set up.
And on top of that, dog, have your own party.
That's what I was getting ready to say.
You take them on your time and have your own party.
Because now what got to happen is you simple.
Because now what got to happen is you can't come here.
You have weaponized your audience.
So now you can come here
because I'm trying to be
as least messy as possible.
But now I'm going to go upstairs.
Now I have to remove myself.
I didn't see any footage
of them two together.
And it's none of my business.
But she got gotta go somewhere
if she don't want to be around that here real messy none of my business what's going on but i
mean they both do their best to make it my business or their publicist or somebody involved
sources close to kim kardashian and kanye west address kanye's claims of not being invited to
chicago's birthday party say Ye suggested having two separate celebrations.
I don't like that the publicists
keep me so up to date
with both sides.
It's none of my business.
I don't want to know.
I pray for everybody
and hope all is resolved.
I keep saying
some shit just keep
it ain't our business.
Stop putting y'all
shit out there dog.
We don't need to know this.
That's how they live
in both of them.
That shit is annoying.
I agree with you.
That shit is annoying. Not just that yo it's fucking kids but when your kids
start getting involved and you publicly doing all that shit it is goofy agree i'm just saying
this is like ingrained in these people's fuck i get i understand that but there are innocent
little children that's all i'm thinking about i don't care about y'all can do what y'all want to
do it's kids involved stop putting the do what y'all want to do.
It's kids involved.
Stop putting the kids in y'all bullshit, bro.
You're a goof.
Also, I would like the shut the fuck up generation to start happening at some point.
I give you a goof.
Yeah.
Both of them are goofs. I'm ready for the shut the fuck up generation.
I'm the latest time out.
I'm not going to do that.
Let's slow down.
What was apparent from looking at Kanye as someone that has gone through similar instances, it was apparent to me that he didn't have very much experience in this arena.
And it was also apparent to me that he didn't have much experience being powerless.
Yeah.
And those two things have nothing to do with her or the baby sure so i'm not gonna call him a
goof for not knowing how to respond when some of this stuff is happening because it's tough
i'm gonna try to have compassion here disagree with that but before you do i'd like to point
out and maybe this is for a separate conversation the d D.C. sniper said this was the only reason I'm out here whiling is because I can't see my kid.
And the court denied me my kid in real time.
We saw Kevin McCall kind of behave a certain way.
That's all I'll say about it from the denial of his kid.
She's kind of wiped him from the history of the kid.
New man, new last name, change of papers.
This is dad. He's not safe not fit
and that's none of my business too more shit that's none of my business but we do know listen
i've been in the mall on father's day wanting to buy some shit and didn't know my kids shoe size
absolutely like it's happened to me and and didn't have the number to call and she wouldn't pick up
if i did call like you just standing there in the mall trying to guess.
And boy, is it sad.
It is.
It is sad.
I'll tell it to you.
It is.
It's tough.
I can imagine.
So now, you say what?
Yo, you can't claim victim
and volunteer.
Right?
So when you are doing a bunch of bullshit, but you powerful, your ego start talking.
He's an egomaniac.
We've all seen it.
No question.
Right?
So now you want to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Now you got to reap some of the consequences that come along with your actions and you think because you
have so much money and because you have so much power you don't have any recourse in your actions
and she showed him something different nigga you're not gonna get on a public forum if you
was really about your kids you're not gonna be on a public forum embarrassing me the night before
and then now you want to come to the fucking function and act like you family guy you can't do both you're right sit the fuck down and act like a family guy if that's what you
want to be and stop embarrassing me your kid's mom in public stop talking about you you hear
what i'm saying like shut up can i counter you can and i agree with you so not counter but i'll
i'll add to that boy is it tough to get there when just a few weeks ago she was there in support of the Donda release.
I'm in support of you.
And that is even more reason why you shouldn't be fucking trying to embarrass me in public.
Yeah.
And I'll add even more.
as having gone through a few of these is I do get
Kim feeling like
my nigga I'm trying
because I'm who I am I'm trying not to get the cops involved
yeah
I'm really trying to not
put the paperwork on you
separate from you
I'm trying to amicably separate
cause if I do that
who cares about your house across the street
like don't think that she just out here willy nilly she trying to have some Because if I do that, who cares about your house across the street? Yeah.
Like, don't think that she just out here willy-nilly. She trying to have some.
Bruh.
She trying to have some.
She trying to be an adult.
She trying to be an adult about this shit.
That's what it look like.
She trying to be an adult.
Outside of the Pete Davidson pictures.
Outside of the publicist stuff.
No, outside of the Pete Davidson pictures.
Because you don't have to engage in that shit with him.
You don't got to do that.
You could be having a fucking relationship with this man without the people showing it on time magazine people magazine cool or or it could be knowing
that all that i'm trying to get my girl back and all that you get the people on your side
because again they care about listen listen they care about that shit though ish yes they do not
now no they care about that the kardashians both of them not now you don't, they care about that. The Kardashians. Both of them. Not now.
You don't think they care about that now?
I do not.
I think she has four kids and she wants to be happy.
She got enough money.
She's done everything under the sun. I think they want to go on and open dope ass businesses.
What I'm saying though is.
I think she's over it.
I got to show that I'm over that.
My way of showing that to keep.
So y'all leave me alone as well.
Is I'm with somebody else.
Cause if I,
if she don't pop out with nobody and don't tell them what he,
yeah,
we working on it.
We doing this,
we doing that.
I hate that y'all about to make me fucking understand.
She Davidson a little bit.
She has to kind of,
but in that instance,
the role of that new dude isn't to be understated when she going
through a lot with old boy or old work.
Like, the person who is there to console, they ain't doing shit but going to pizza spots
and trooping my business.
Word, I'm just minding my business.
I'm doing what I'm doing if I dated a new girl.
I'm just out here minding my business, dating a girl.
Y'all throwing me in the middle of this fucking whirlwind that I don't really-
But you ever have to- But he's also taking the whirlwind. Like, fuck it. This is what it is. Nah, I'm taking the girl. Y'all throwing me in the middle of this fucking whirlwind that I don't really... But you ever have to...
But he's also taking the whirlwind.
Like, fuck it.
This is what it is.
Nah, I'm taking the girl.
I didn't necessarily know
all this was going to come along with it.
But to put yourself in a position
to have to deal with all that scrutiny
and all the people saying
that you're a piece of shit
and you should get fucked,
kind of they should fuck you up
and all that shit.
That might have changed my mind
a little bit on Pete Davidson's role in this.
That's not an easy cross to bear.
It isn't.
Because maybe I take that back.
Because now maybe that don't look so clout chasey from Pete Davidson.
And I said that.
So did I.
Look, so.
I take it back.
He might have liked this girl forever.
You got an opportunity in which to.
We all like this girl forever.
My stance was if you're a man, so you put your foot down a certain way.
But that's Kim Kardashian.
What you going to do?
You just got to console her and cameras come with her wherever she is. And that's a certain way but that's Kim Kardashian what you gonna do you just gotta console her
and cameras come with her
wherever she is
that's the game
you got it
I take it back
Joe was wrong
Pete Davidson I was wrong
Josh Allen I was wrong
no you owe Josh Allen
me and Parks
our bad
I apologize already bro
yeah
my bad
we was wrong
but not only were y'all wrong
I was trying to
we were disrespectfully wrong
yeah man y'all went crazy a little bit no we it to y'all. We were disrespectfully wrong. Yeah, man.
Y'all went crazy a little bit.
No, we did.
I just said he was 10.
No, you said don't stop because you do that a lot.
You say one thing with conviction and then come back.
I was just only me.
I said he was 10 or 11.
That wasn't the shit.
He was playing like 10 or 11 at the time.
Parks, I posed the question.
I said, yo, let me ask y'all something.
Is Josh Allen some mid?
You said, I mean, you know. Y'all 10all something. Is Josh Allen some mid? You said, I mean...
Y'all got right to smoking.
And we smoked him.
Y'all smoked him.
And then I was shocked.
I need the apology to be just as loud
as the disrespect.
My bad, Josh Allen.
I apologize.
There we go.
You better win this weekend, though, God damn it.
Yo, he might come back home.
He might come to mid this weekend.
He won't.
Yeah, he come back.
No, he can have a fucked up game.
He still ain't mid.
He still ain't mid.
In exception games.
He ain't mid.
I don't care if he have a fucked up game.
This is a big deal, gonna get in the number one spot.
That's amazing.
Why?
This is the second week they both dropped number one spot. That's amazing. Why? This is the second week
they both dropped the album again.
That's not.
Beating The Weeknd out on any week.
He got it last week.
Nah.
Weeknd got it last week.
Weeknd got it last week.
Did he?
Yeah.
Oh, so there's fake news.
Yeah.
They both dropped the album.
Oh, this is just the deluxe?
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
I thought this was his album.
Remember I came in and said The Weeknd's doing that bullshit again where he drops the album again the next week with a tweak?
And the same thing Gunna did when he put the Drake record on there?
One new song.
Yeah.
This is bullshit.
You right.
You right, my bad.
I still do like that song, though.
No, I love that song.
That should have been in the first one.
All right, check this out, man.
What's up?
Fucking internet rat bastards. What's up? Fucking internet rat bastards.
What's up?
Let's get our beef out of the way.
Come on, let's get to know each other,
because you niggas swear you hate me,
but you hear every word I say.
Let's go through it.
Y'all are not going to make me feel bad for saying
I don't listen to an album, and I won't.
You little internet weirdos keep making normal things be weird
and then i spent a lot of time on internet so that shit might fuck with your psyche
did they call you a bully
well then there's that part too because i was i have a i have something to add for that
i think that i think that some of them see me as like some type of rap critic bully.
Yeah.
That's angry about his career and where he landed and uses his platform to just shit on people who they say are way more successful than I.
I mean, I guess.
I guess I can see how somebody can say I don't feel like that
I don't think the numbers
I don't see it that way
just from my observation
but then you stuck
cause when you
give your honest critique
and it's a negative critique
then you're a hater
you're a hater
a bully
an idiot
but then when you give a
a critique
and it's a
positive critique
you're a dick rider
I've been saying that for years
but I make my
that's the internet but I'm yeah but fuck them that for years but I make my that's the internet
yeah but fuck them niggas
I make my position very clear
and if you missed it ever
in my 20 year career
let me give it to you now
I'm on the side of music
the end
I'm not trying to be friends
with none of you niggas here
I don't call none of you niggas
y'all call me
the fuck are we talking about here and shout
out to the people that call me i love y'all we have a relationship right but most of y'all know
who know me y'all know me so no i don't give a fuck about being in anybody's good graces but on
the flip side of that and music just oh it's. If somebody hate me and they keep dropping fire, why do I care that they hate me?
I'm a fan first.
I got the fire.
There's a lot of artists out there I've helped to rile into some fire
that was off a little bit.
So now, I come in here last week,
and I tell you guys honestly.
See, I don't even give respect for that.
Ain't none of these other niggas honest.
At all. They all just dancing around, saving relationships. See, I don't even give respect for that. Ain't none of these other niggas honest. Facts.
At all.
They all just dancing around, saving relationships.
Or getting a check from motherfuckers.
Or getting a check.
I'm one of the lone, standing, honest wolves.
And everything I say, they take it such, they never take it in like a lighthearted manner.
No.
They never take it like.
It's disrespect.
They take it the worst way they could possibly take it.
It's because it's you.
But you know, you got a track record of coming off that way.
Which is okay.
That's why.
But that's my problem with this.
Because when you let the internet and the blogs like run rampant with things. It could be divisive for artists.
And it could make it look like I'm trying to tear down another black brother, which I ain't.
But I certainly reserve the right to not listen to something.
And say it.
Or not like it.
No, no, no.
Yeah, that too.
Not today.
But these little sensitive fucks.
Not liking used to be the beef now it's oh you
didn't listen no the fuck didn't y'all hear last time i didn't hear that shit
what's your thing because y'all fucking tweeted me angrily. I was going to listen. No. I don't listen to most rap.
I'm speaking to y'all from like me.
First of all, rapper Joe didn't listen to many rappers because then you think of a line and then you'd be like, oh, did somebody say that before?
That's one.
But two, it's too much great R&B.
Sabrina Claudio's dropping soon.
Like, it's just too much R&B out.
I ain't rap, dude.
Why y'all still even listen to me about rap takes?
I have no idea.
I got to force myself to listen to these fucking rappers.
I do.
Except for ESTG.
But he don't count because the bad bitches play him.
If you didn't want to hear ESTG or Pop Smoke.
You're going to hear it.
Or fucking Frito
all these niggas
uh what's the other nigga
the little
the nigga
Nardo
NBA Young Boy
all these niggas
I don't listen to
Kodak
but guess what
gotta hear it
know why?
what y'all thought
I was being superficial
and shallow?
no this comes with
the studying of music
who are you making it for?
What region?
Who's listening to it?
Who's your target audience?
I don't want to hear certain shit.
And y'all ain't going to make me.
Throw the fucking sucker, Frank.
Throw the sucker.
Ah, dead ass.
They ain't got no punch to it, yo.
Huh?
Don't got no punch to it.
Because Earl is my man.
They want to come up with every reason
why Joe is mad at Earl.
Like, if you know Joe,
do I give a fuck
about any of this stuff
that Earl impersonated Joe
on the fucking show?
Do I care?
No, we laughed about that.
He did great, actually.
Yeah.
He smoked it.
Yeah.
I saw one person
in the comments
that one of the blogs
posted about it
and he was like, yo, Joe don't listen to rap.
So why is this news?
Yeah, I don't understand.
And I was like, somebody got it.
But the internet goes in frenzy.
Also, not for nothing, if they're accusing you of bullying, right?
So they're going to bully you?
Why is it okay for Earl and them to have bullied you then when you were fucking fucked up on drugs and depressed
and fucking they're crying on TV about you
and they don't call that bullying.
But now if you say you don't listen to his album,
that's bullying?
And that's what I mean about when Joe says or does something,
it's always taken as malicious.
Right.
Versus whatever happened before that was laughable
and ha, ha, ha.
And I don't care about that.
It was funny. It was funny.
It was funny.
I mean, I was fucked up at the time.
Them vests were a dark time.
But it was funny.
Our little funny elevator ride is funny.
Can Earl rap?
Of course.
As long as niggas can rap, that's the end.
What's the big deal?
What is the big deal here?
Joe didn't listen.
No, I didn't.
And... Still ain't. Well. No, I didn't. And...
I still ain't.
Well, no, I'm not.
I'm not saying that to be funny.
I'm not.
That wasn't my and.
My and is...
Y'all should be talking about it more
instead of attacking me.
Right.
Right.
Well, now you're asking people
to be real fans.
Put your energy into where it should be.
Because the only time I seen you niggas talking about it was in reference to me.
It's weird.
You new generation niggas are weird.
I don't understand.
That's why I don't leave my house.
I can't get you niggas.
And y'all clearly don't get me.
If y'all love him that much, he should be platinum.
And I'm not going to say that.
No, not even.
You don't have to be platinum.
I'm exaggerating, obviously.
But in the manner in which you're defending it, it's not more pro him.
It's more anti you.
Right.
Fam, I ain't see one.
Every blog that I saw reported his comments about it.
I didn't see nobody just said, yo, Earl dropped new project such and such.
I didn't see none of that.
So it's like, y'all don't care until somebody y'all don't like.
Say something about it.
That's where it get weird for me.
Are you fans or are you fans of what he don't like?
Yeah, no, they're fans of hating on whatever he says.
That's cool.
Come with the tone. But I ain't going to hold you.
You earned that, though.
They do hang on to my every word, yo.
Except for the good thing.
And go out and scream Earl shit.
Yeah.
How about that?
Sick.
Yeah.
Motherfuckers.
It's mixed well.
Shout out to Guru.
He mixed it.
It's a lot of Earl projects.
I can't believe.
I just was home in disbelief that the new kids have made, oh, you didn't hear it, bad.
Or you won't.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Yes, I won't hear it.
You saying you won't listen to something is a slight now.
Right.
It should not be.
And it shouldn't be.
Like, we can't let these soft-ass niggas change at all.
Dog, I put my, for 2021, I put my favorite, and I titled it that way for a reason.
These are my favorite albums of 2021.
Yo, why you ain't got this on there?
This is missing.
I'm like, because it's not my favorite.
That's not what I listen to.
Y'all know me.
Y'all know what type of shit I listen to.
That's what's going to make my list.
Nah, nah, nah.
This ain't right.
You got to hear this though. No nah this ain't right you gotta you gotta
hear this though no i don't right it's okay i don't have i don't know it's called mine
huh it's mine it's mine yeah if you like it yeah but yo i just i disagree with your list because
this should have been on there my response is put it on yours then they get to trying to insult my
character it's also it's like ah it's like ah jesus why
do y'all need people to co-sign what you like if you like it that's what i don't i just i've
i've never understood that no we're supposed to all agree with everything like you know how corny
that would be if we all agreed on everything all the time it'd be weird. Robotic. She would be like. That's the algorithm.
They want us all to be the algorithm.
Good point.
But it's like, yo, if you like something. If you the only person that like it in your circle and whatever.
On your timeline.
So what?
Like the shit.
It's fine.
If a thousand people say they don't like it, that should not affect you.
Indeed.
But today, to these kids, it's whoever they look up to or respect your opinion.
Everybody groupies.
We just rock with what everybody else rock with.
Yeah.
So it's some shit I don't like.
I was listening to one of the songs you loved today, and I was like, I don't know why Joe
love this shit.
Which song?
The Kanye Favio shit. And I was just like I don't know why Joe love this shit. Which song? The Kanye Favio shit.
And I was just like, yeah.
That shit was just blah to me.
I'm like, oh.
That's pretty cool.
That's a pretty cool little ditty.
What?
What's the name of that song?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
It's you.
Say that.
No, it comes on.
The song comes on.
No, no, no.
It come on, though.
Off the grid.
Yeah, it comes on. No, no, no, no on, though. Off the grid. Yeah, it comes on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't compliment it now.
Now that I got my Serato out.
No, it comes on.
I just want to make sure.
I listen to his blah.
I listen to the lyrics.
It was all right.
The lyrics was all right to me.
Y'all didn't like the Game of the Year shit?
I'm going to be honest.
I didn't listen to it
oh okay
like
I saw it came out
and I was like okay
I'll get around to it
not
that's not saying it's
trash or
I just did not listen to it
it happens
especially when they release
on weird times
just yo dog
I'm not gonna give my opinion
I'm gonna sound like the
phoniest nigga that ever lived
nah just with the youngsters
yo they just like
what everybody else likes
like I'm really wrong but that goes with everything though I know like yo phoniest nigga That ever lived Nah just with the youngsters Yo they just like What everybody else likes Like I really wrong
But that goes with everything though
I know
Like yo it used to be regional
Cause they're programmed
To the fucking algorithm
No it used to be regional shit
Like if you went to
If you went to D.C.
D.C. niggas used to dress
Different than New York niggas
Hell yeah they used to
No suits
If you went to Baltimore
They had they own style
You went to
You went to Philly
Philly
Yeah
Now everybody wears
The same exact shit The internet did that The internet did that So. Now, everybody wears the same exact shit.
The internet did that.
The internet did that.
So now, everybody got to like all the same shit.
Nobody don't really have their own flavor no more.
Like, certain areas had a flavor.
Like, again, if you went to certain-
Certain sides of town used to have a flavor.
True, true.
Can we call it something more updated than flavor?
No, I'm just-
Jesus, yo.
No, I'm just saying I'm not-
Just go ahead, Joe. Let him get his flavor unit off, yo. Nah, I'm just saying I'm not. I'm trying to.
I'm stupid.
Just go ahead, yo.
Let him get his flavor unit off, yo.
Nah, but you know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, everybody had their own style.
Nah, that shit used to be fat.
Nah, that shit was fat as hell.
That shit was mad fat.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, it was a groove.
Now everybody, you dumb.
Go ahead.
Everybody just do whatever.
That's old enough to.
We like what everybody else say is is dope
like you could really
not
fuck with it
it could be okay
or look
it could be okay
it don't gotta be trash
it could just be alright
but because everybody
else saying yo
this shit is fire
this shit is fire
anybody gonna say
it's fire
what is maxin
like when they said
maxin and relaxin
what's maxin
chillin
like this verse
effectively changes how pete dav Pete Davidson can walk around.
Yeah.
That's corny.
It's corny to me.
My thing is.
It's corny to me.
It's corny.
See, what I don't like about this, I'm going to tell you what I don't like.
You even saying that is goofy.
It's corny.
One, but Kanye's another one who got cult fans.
That's why.
That's the part that I don't like.
This nigga could be in a grocery store and somebody assaults him.
Like I said, yo, I just saw.
For dating a girl.
In a Lee Chopper.
Same shit just happened to him in the airport.
Oh, true.
Because of an NBA young boy fan wants to run up on you now.
Hey, them fans ran to my house.
True.
Yeah.
See, look, I got a fighting nigga
in the airport right now.
In the airport, dawg.
Yo, I'm beating you up, nigga.
I'm going to earn this no fly.
You catch me in Newark.
No, I'm going to earn this one.
Oh, no, watch.
Yeah, you're going to get hurt.
I'm going to earn this no fly, for real.
Is that what kids are doing now?
Yes.
These niggas got influence. Again, Peteidson somebody could really run up on this nigga and punch him in the face for doing it and then pull
a camera out of course no they don't have a camera out before they say that i'm sure regardless of
anything we think about the lyrics or whatever he has had to up his security costs without a
fucking question okay but let's take it deeper than that. And I hate to be that guy. Let's do it. If P. Davidson is the person providing solace right this second for my kid's mom,
then this entire verse is nuts.
Like, because I'm with Ice.
Like, the bottom line got to be the mental state of her.
Like, you got to put you to the side right now this is a great verse it's a phenomenal verse about your personal shit i
champion that but not when it's teetering stalking not when you buy the house like it's the behavior
in totality right for me, you talked about it.
If you bought the house because you want to be
close to your kids.
Admiral.
Cool.
It don't look like it.
That's my point.
It just don't look like it.
So now you can't be mad
at this girl.
Now stop using your kids
as a shield.
I tell women the same thing.
Don't use your kid as a shield
to get back at your partner.
All the time.
All the time.
Or to get closer to your partner for some spiteful revenge. It's corny. I don't like it. I'm shield to get back at your partner. All the time. All the time. Or to get closer to your partner
for some spiteful revenge.
It's corny.
I don't like it.
I'm out of my business, yo.
Like, this is near and dear to me
and thank God that
a higher power pulled me
out of this
like, in great standing
with both of mine.
Lucky.
This is.
You lucky?
Yeah.
Man, are you lucky.
I did the work, though.
Let me start there, though.
No, I did a lot of work.
I did a lot of work.
I ain't just going to put it on luck.
I'm hanging my hat on that as a man, as an age.
You're lucky.
You're lucky that the work worked.
No, you're lucky.
No, I'm lucky that I had people that allowed the runway.
So that's where the luck comes in
because you powerless over that.
You powerless over
how mom is feeling.
Nigga, if it's up for you,
it could just be up for you
for life.
You could do it.
You could go do the work.
Don't matter.
And that's when you see
the guy that's a better man
to the new family.
And boy, the two pictures
look nuts.
But one went and did the work
and now he's showcasing it
in a manner that he would have loved to over there.
It just gets tricky.
But I understand what you're saying.
Go ahead, man.
Go ahead.
He's just trying to hit that shit.
Right.
Exactly.
Every situation ain't the same.
So you can't put a generalism
on individual
situations
you know what I'm saying
what I can say is
at the end of the day
the kids are supposed
to be the focal point
of all of this
goofy shit
so
your kids
gonna be able to
go back and read this
yo this nigga
had a twitter rant
my nigga
about his baby's mom
see but stop, yo.
Having sex.
Now, we're going to have an honest talk.
Fuck it.
I told y'all to leave this fucking conversation.
But that's where doing the work is important.
Because we all know the right shit to say in these instances.
And I should have been thinking about my kid.
That should have been at the forefront of my brain when I was evading paying my child support, running around.
They had to book me.
You had to get me keep going yeah i was smart enough and old enough to know that my kids should come first indeed but that's not how i was behaving because of my own ego and or i'm
rebelling against indeed and so i mean we know that but how often do we just fucking put all
that shit to the side and just move for the kid first um like i want to
be a little empathetic to niggas when they get to that crossroads and now there is some of your own
shit involved you got to learn to get out your own way indeed they did that with me i did that
for fucking 11 years now whoa i was around you for some of those years and i'm not even trying
to bail you out some of those years you was broke okay yeah all for some of those years and I'm not even trying to bail you out. Some of those years you was broke.
Okay, yeah.
Some of those years you really didn't have no bread like that.
Oh, that's true.
So that plays a part in this.
Right?
Like, dog.
Be careful.
It's fine.
It's not even a manner of care that you could even give
in some of these situations.
There's nothing you could say. There's nothing that you even give in some of these situations. There's nothing you could say.
There's nothing that you could do in some of these situations that were better than.
Mm-hmm.
So this is why I'm feeling empathy for her.
Because when people have mental issues, and I don't know Kanye West, but we can all agree that he ain't necessarily the most stable motherfucker.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
So he's shown that.
So he's shown that to the public.
So only imagine what she's seen behind closed doors.
And that's what I was saying before.
Only imagine what she's seen behind closed doors.
She could have had her break.
Fam.
So again, she is potentially trying to protect whatever they got left.
Like, dog, I'm trying to give you some grace, my nigga.
Stop.
See, and that's my.
Before I go far, far, far left with this shit, I could really start calling. You get what I'm saying to give you some grace My nigga stop See and that's my Before I go far far far left with this shit
I could really start calling
You get what I'm saying
I could start telling shit that
You nobody don't know
And this is my beef with hip hop
Cause in hip hop
We champion this
What
This
This
Yes
Niggas laughing at you
Well it's a good verse
I mean from a technical
You know artistic standpoint
But hip hop can't just always be the place
where anything goes.
And I mean, I know that is what it's been,
but should something stay that way
at a trillion-dollar business?
It is a fine line.
Because I mean...
A slippery slope and a fine line
and all those other...
Bro, on that...
What's the name verse?
The Fabio song.
He talks about...
Yo, he's comparing his money to his baby mom's.
What?
I got the heavier bag now, so we don't even compare.
Yo, you sound crazy to me.
Saying that on a verse.
Like every time this nigga talks now he talks about his money and how kanye and how this money is just so important to
him he talks about that shit all the time nigga the half of the nori interview was i'm a billionaire
i'm billions up now i could talk to these white people however i feel like it i'm billions i'm
billions i'm billion like my fat ass is the billions.
Well, because you know that's what he puts a lot of stock in.
I know.
And he takes pride in that.
Cool.
And he uses that.
He uses that.
He leads with that.
And he's the same nigga, though, that'll cry victim when Ty Ty was looking at him sideways.
Well, I was about to say, the one line that stuck out in the interview for me was, no matter who I am, Ty Ty see me as this.
Because Ty Ty is this nigga from New York, and he's who he is.
And it don't matter how cool I get, Ty Ty is going to look at me.
He said Ty Ty and one other name that looked at do that for him.
But I don't know who he is.
So how do you now
throw this money out
like I'm better than
other motherfuckers
cause I got the back
see in hip hop
we allow people to create
these alter egos
that are much more powerful
than who they are in science
bro
yo man
but that's who he is
and that's how he look
when he put the phone in his face
and start talking about
he look like every other man
the first thing I said
but that money ain't save you
that money ain't save you
that's the first thing I said
when the clip showed up of him in the baby shower
I said you know what's interesting about this
boy hip hop is funny
he look like a real doof here you know what's interesting about this? Boy, hip-hop is funny.
He look like a real doof here.
But if you take him away from this scene and put him anywhere else in the world,
it's Kanye West.
It looks cool.
It look right.
All black, mask, costume.
It look like I am in character.
Hey, but black people know
your family don't care about what's going on out there.
It's about none of that shit.
Hey, when you get home, we're going to see.
Your auntie like, boy, give me that chair, boy.
We're going to see who you are.
No, we know who you are.
We know the real you.
No, we're going to see.
Oh, you said.
Not them.
They know.
But we look at them pictures.
And it just don't look like.
It don't look like yay.
It don't look like this cool, they're going to tell me I'm hating right now.
But I just have, I unfortunately have a lot of experience in this type of stuff.
Yeah, man, I'm going to leave this alone.
I'm glad he was able to go.
Shout out to Travis, Kylie, whoever was able to facilitate this, maybe.
And I hope they get this together behind closed doors.
Yeah.
That's the key.
Leave this behind closed doors.
We don't need to.
We just don't need this.
We don't need to know this.
We don't need to see every step of this.
I don't think this shit is going to work on getting your family back.
At the end of the day.
Oh, that's another tricky conversation
to have yo
cause you right
that ain't how you get
this ain't
this is not it
that ain't how you get
you know what this is coming off
real quick
but this is the issue
with that man
I told you I wanna leave
this too trigger
this is the issue
with that
I'ma say this
I promise I'm shutting up
the behavior
is not how you get
your family back running around with the behavior is not how you get your family back
running around with the 22 year old
girl moving her in your house
now Julia Fox, Justin Laboy
everywhere, the fucking Houston girls
all of these nasty stories
the behavior is not how you get your family back
but it's self medicating
for not having your family
that's a coping mechanism for him
now you can do all of the shit that he's not having your family. That's a coping mechanism for him. True.
Now, you can do all of the shit that he's doing.
I don't think that's a problem.
Without the cameras.
That's all I kept saying.
You can do all the shit he's doing.
Because, again, he lost his family.
He need that.
He feed off of that.
Well, you not a victim, nigga.
You a fucking volunteer.
He feeds off of that.
You can't cry victim when you are a volunteer.
You are controlling what is put out to the public.
Come on, my nigga.
Yo, stop.
This comes off as a nigga that is saying,
I want my family back for the kids,
but it's really just the control part.
Like, yo, nah, you can't go nowhere.
That's what it's coming off as. I don't think that think that oh shit she really found mustered up the strength to leave
yeah i think i think he won his family back no no no i think he wants his family back i do i think
you lost the choice i think he wants i know and that's and that's the part that's the tough pill
that's the tough pill for men to swallow that's's one. You have lost the choice. That's one.
I think that
I think he really
wants his family back.
I think that
that family was
a safe space for him.
Man, then go to court, nigga.
And that's
Can't get it back.
Huh?
Court won't get
your family back.
Court will allow me
to see my children
on a regular basis.
Your family is not
just the children.
But you keep telling me
about I want to see my children.
I know.
And that's why I'm saying he's using the kids to save The family is not just the children. But you keep telling me about I want to see my children. I know. And that's why I'm saying he's using the kids to save them.
I'm saying the family is not the children.
Well, you're not getting her back.
And there you go.
I mean, maybe you will.
I don't know.
Even if you was, all of this ain't going to help your cause.
Yeah, right.
It's nasty.
This is not going to help your cause in getting her back.
And I don't think the hanging out with women and all that shit,
it's the other shit that fucks that up.
Fan. The hanging out with women is cool. I keep trying the other shit that fucks that up fan the hanging out with
women is cool sorry sorry but go ahead no somebody just hanging out with women is cool that again for
some people that's a coping mechanism you don't got to be doing it in a way in which you're doing
it you just don't we ain't gotta see it yo dog it it ain't no bigger artist in the planet than Jay Z and Beyonce
you barely see them niggas
on the social media
you barely see them
and again
that's by design
Jay Z tweeted this weekend
that's by design
my nigga
and it seemed like
that tweet really ticked him off
yeah
and I keep saying
volume one
that album wasn't as bad
as
I don't care what he said
in the past
yeah not to me
that album we disagreed when he said it't care what he said in the past yeah not to me that album
we disagreed
when he said it then
me too
volume one is
let me see
it's fire
it's probably like
fourth or fifth for me
were we on record
when you guys
was it on record
we were doing volume three
was that
I don't think we did
volume one
it was volume three
Patreon
it was Patreon
what's the real stupid shit
one of y'all said
on that Patreon episode
which one
I don't know
it was Ice right
Black Album
is better than what
Volume 3
that is
no that's not what he said
no I definitely
Black Album is better
than Volume 3
that wasn't the thing
that was stupid
no what I said was
I'll tell you what I said
you said stupid shit
I didn't say anything stupid
it wasn't that
no what I said was
Volume 3 is a bottom
three bottom four
whole album
no that wasn't that's not what I'm talking 3 is a bottom 3 bottom 4 whole album no
that wasn't
that's not what I'm
talking about either
somebody said that
one album is better
than like
Reasonable Doubt
Blueprint
like
it was one of those
but we can move on
yeah
what did Hov tweet
uh
Questlove said
our main argument
is his hate for volume 1
he's talking about
Hov's hate
he's embarrassed
for trying to make
a monster
and not putting numbers up but a lot of this lp contains his best moments fight me yeah word
yeah and he added him fight me uh sc and hove said agreed more so i know what could have been
so it haunts me streets is watching was the first song made i know and you understand what that's
like as an artist yep you understand what that's like as an artist that's why I'll always
be robbed of my
growth moment
like from
to put out my
correct sophomore
album with a budget
and label support
but
a lot of
Moon Music 2
shit was on there
it was a blast
but you robbed it
I understand
what he's saying
so he views it
differently than the public
but for us
I love Volume 1
me too
very highly
the only song I don't like
is I Know What Girls Like
that's the only song
I know what girls like
I'm good on that
but in 97
I kind of rock with that too
yo Lil' Kim was Lil' Kim
she was
you know what I mean
I agree
but I'm talking about
even today
but wait time out
every song on that album
goes today
yeah Sunshine is on here somewhere yeah Sunshine is on here I like Sunshine I love Sunshine the video made people But I'm talking about even today. But wait, time out. Every song on that album goes today.
Yeah.
Sunshine is on here somewhere?
Yeah, Sunshine is on here. I like Sunshine.
I love Sunshine.
The video made people hate Sunshine.
Sunshine is terrible.
The video is terrible.
But that's where it caught all the flack from.
Sunshine was hard.
They tried to do it.
Bad Boy.
They tried to do it.
They were trying to do Bad Boy.
Bad Boy was doing it successfully.
You tried to do it.
Same with I Know What Girls Like.
A lot of this album was influenced.
I think Puff, I think we've had a conversation about this a long time ago.
But I think Puff had a hand in it. We've had every
Jay-Z conversation a million times here.
And here we are again! The Hovengers!
Assemble. I love
this album. Same. Me too.
Alright, how much Hov?
How much Hov appreciation
do we need here?
Let me move us on. Let me put on my
cape for another outstanding
artist, right? But I'm such a dick, man. I gotta Let me move us on. Let me put on my cape for another outstanding artist.
Right?
But I'm such a dick, man.
I got to get better.
But this goes into me saying,
I be apprehensive when people send me music early.
I do.
I know it's a privilege.
I'm the same way a little bit.
I recognize the privilege in it.
I speak from a position of privilege.
I get that part.
But when you hear it early, you might miss the drop.
And you miss hearing it just with released ears.
There's a such thing as released ears.
I know I sound like a lunatic, but it's true.
No, it's true.
I want to hear it with the rest of the people.
I was about to say that, too.
I'm the opposite.
Really?
Y'all niggas.
I love the early drop.
I get the opposite. Really? Y'all niggas. I love the early drop.
I get music sick, and I love it that way because I can enjoy it on my own without seeing, I don't need to see nobody's hype around me.
I don't need to see people gassing up something that I might not like, or vice versa.
Well, you know how many times they've sent me songs early and then took out my favorite part of the song when it was released? Or you get demoitis on something where you hear it one way and then the finished product is something totally different
finished final version i always go back to my version of damaged with the uh sample a little
louder but anyway um no with the sample cleared um but here i am again man man. So my guy, Adekunle Gold.
Yep.
You know him because I, well, you know him because he's him.
But I've played this song on the podcast before.
Oh, my God, yo.
This dude is really him.
Now I got to let this rock fool a little bit out there. Hold up, we vibe.
Can I give him a little bit?
It's some summertime shit right here.
Wait a minute, man.
Oh, my God, yo.
What he's doing,
Burno,
Wizkid,
there's a few of them that's,
oh, my God.
All right, turn this off, man,
because I'm going to start shaking my ass in a minute.
We don't want to start fucking twerking on this fucking couch, nigga.
What?
This nigga's still trying to take me shopping.
What's up?
They still in there.
Nigga's in there calling.
Yo, some nigga jumped in my DMs.
Yo, I said, man,
if you don't get your weird ass
to fuck out my DMs.
You can't say that today.
You can't call him weird.
You can't call somebody weird.
You're just shooting his shot.
You can't do that-ish.
You light-skinned with green eyes.
I told that nigga to get the fuck out my DMs.
You can't do that.
Yes, I can.
It's my DM.
Nah, look how homeboy
approached me.
Nigga said,
yo, we gonna keep it on the low.
Yo, show it.
Nah, let me read it.
Because I be posting
little pictures here and there
on the Insta story.
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
Right?
You wanted some of your steak?
You wanted to catch the Frank?
Now, he just repeatedly, he just keeps responding to my insta story i'm ain't gonna say his name that's the homie that's the who it's the homie that's
the homie he said ish i don't mind the gate the gay and bisexual niggas getting their shit off
go ahead and get your shit off nigga i'm I'm sexy. I understand it. I've seen some girls
short circuit,
but when they do it
and it goes bad,
boy,
there's some loopholes
that can really jam you up
publicly.
Boy,
if they land
on the wrong side
of that emotional
rollercoaster,
you was trying to be reserved.
Protect shit.
But they still got mad
and boy did they drag you to the mud
but anyway these niggas
I don't know them to do that
homeboy said
yo stop playing with me sexy
and then he doubled back with
hi daddy
I be daddy a lot
and then he had enough
he said
let me suck the white hairs
out of your dick.
That's what he said.
I don't want to see that.
It's just words, Ish.
It's just words.
Words can't hurt you.
No, I'm good.
Words can't hurt you.
Why do you think
my dick got white hairs?
Look, Ish.
All right, come on.
Let's move on, yo.
Let's move on.
So anyway,
but before we move on, Ish, you can't get offended at this stuff unless you make your position known like you can't assume
everyone knows your sexual preference so you have to be able to share it and then if they continue
then it's like all right dog what we doing here like another one of niggas hit me it was like yo
let me be a dirty little secret. That's the nigga?
Yo, that's the nigga.
Wait, hold on. He got both of y'all.
He got both.
You stealing my nigga?
Hey, Parks,
he might have a type.
They do kind of look alike.
We don't look alike, yo.
We don't look alike.
Y'all do kind of look alike.
That's the nigga right there.
Y'all can be related or something.
We don't look alike.
All black people
don't look alike, yo.
Yo, I told that nigga
to get the fuck out
of my DMs, fam.
You can't be my secret nothing. Oh, I'll put them on get the fuck out of my DMs, fam. You can't be my secret nothing.
Oh, I'll put them on ice in case I change my mind.
We not built this thing.
We not built this thing.
You right, nigga.
We not.
Them niggas that say, let me take you shopping, I ain't just shut them down.
I did what the baddies do.
Leave it there for a rainy day.
In case I see a Bottega bag I don't want to pay for.
Yeah, there you go.
Fam, you street booty?
No, I'm not fucking these niggas.
I'm saying,
but you for sale?
I mean, I don't enjoy
a nice meal.
If you don't expect
anything in return.
Yo, this guy's a fucking kook.
Anyway, so listen.
Back to new music right
This nigga Ian
I don't wanna fuck him up
Anyway
Back to new music
So Ade Kunle Gold hits me
He says yo
Huge fan of your shit
Now mind you
He's that dude to me
He's like the man to me
And what I mean is Even if you don't relate to that, they're going to judge me again.
I said this in my Earl take.
I'm pretty consistent.
If you happen to be around something soft and throwing that at a Kool-Aid gold, experience it for yourself.
Right?
They respond.
It gets softer.
Yeah.
Yeah, nah.
A little tenderizer.
He's really him, yo.
So he hits me.
He's like, yo, huge fan of your shit, bro.
He said it.
He just spoke so humbly, just like he wasn't him.
He's like, yo, I'm putting something out, man.
Love for you to hear.
And I'm like, yo, please.
I'd be honored.
He sends it over.
I got a hectic day.
I don't get right to it.
He hits me back
a few days later. Yo, big dog, did you get a chance
to hear this project?
I felt guilty because I
hadn't heard it yet.
So I didn't say anything.
I just let it sit there. I hate when artists do that shit.
So I especially hate when podcasters
do it.
It can be tricky.
And then like life started
happening and shit.
Then I got a new phone.
Scammers fucking Sprint
kept texting me like
wild shit going.
I got a new phone
and I didn't get around to it.
And then he hit me again.
Today.
I said, yo,
did you get a chance
to check out that project?
I'm dropping,
dropping soon.
And I said, no. but I got a new phone.
That excuse, that's a good excuse.
That's a good excuse.
All my old shit was fucked up.
I got a new phone.
It was hectic back then, but I'd love to hear it.
Please resend.
You're a baddie, yo.
All the baddie lines.
You hit him with the new phone.
All the baddie lines.
I got a new phone.
Oh, man. And he sent it over again. And this time, I didn't hesitate. All the baddie lines. He hit him with the new phone. All the baddie lines.
He got a new phone.
Oh, man.
And he sent it over again.
And this time, I didn't hesitate.
I didn't procrastinate.
I just hit play.
And track one.
I'm just going to let you know what I heard.
My, it's the morning.
It's like 7.30 in the morning.
Uh-oh.
Wait.
Now I feel like a powerful king. 5 and 30 in the morning. Oh, wait.
Now I feel like a powerful king.
Now you have my attention.
Me too.
Uh-oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, boy.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Man, I glow dirty and he don't know me I been livin' for people but me
Such a shame I didn't get it sooner But better later than never
Now I don't taste freedom, what am I, man? I'm a new man, forget what you know
Now I don't find my voice, I go to my feet, I deal with it, I'm a city boy, but I'm time to like, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yo, this kid don't play.
He don't play.
He don't play.
He's him.
I know what this do already.
Oh.
Alex, come on.
Come on.
Fuck with me, Alex.
Dog. Yo, dog. That's me, Tenderosa. Yo, dog
That's me, Tenderosa
Yo, fam
Fam, let me get this
Let me get this in the sound cabin
She got a little short dress
If I could get my thigh move going with this on
Wait a minute
Your thumbs start rotating
Oh my God, yo
Fam
Don't play around Yo, you stupid, yo So rotating. Oh my God, yo. Fam.
Don't play around.
Yo, you stupid, yo.
So I hit him back immediately.
Yo, fam.
I let it play.
I said, yo, this shit is fire all the way through.
Do you mind if I discuss this?
He's like, please, feel free.
So this drops February 4th. OK.
A couple weeks away.
And this is his single that I guess is coming this week.
It's called Mercy.
None of this is out, and he didn't pay me.
This is just from one music lover to another if this is your bag.
Uh-oh.
Open my eyes and show me who they fuck.
Make a note they fuck Rosie with my enemy.
No job at all.
Scatter them far away across the seven seas
Oh man, I might need to get to Miami
Not South Beach, Miami, this Miami, dawg
Uh oh
Man, shout out to my ladies out there that know what go on, man
Y'all want me to play Earthman, nigga?
No disrespect.
That's just where I'm at as a 41-year-old.
Hey!
All right, nah, he bucking.
Listen, the whole listen sounded like this.
I can't wait.
Sound stuff.
February 4th.
Nah, he don't play.
That's him.
Dog.
Yeah, nah, I know. I know who to... Let me shut up, man. That's fine. Let me shut up, man. Nah, he don't play. That's him. Dog. Yeah, nah, I know.
I know.
Let me shut up, man.
That's fine.
Let me shut up, man.
Nah, he went crazy.
He went crazy.
Very excited about that.
There's some other music that has been sent to my phone that I can't share, but niggas
is gearing up, dog.
No doubt.
Niggas is gearing up.
It's fucked up, though.
What?
Because they might shut everything back down so niggas had their
shit in a tuck you know i mean i think it's i don't think we're getting a shot and i shut your
shit down no more we and and this year we're not getting uh projects that have been halted and
these are people actively working right now yeah to release in spring summer like i'm anxious
i think this spring, summer.
And they're not locking us down again.
No.
I don't think so.
They're not.
They spent too much money doing that. That's all they care about.
They're not locking us down again.
You can see it.
They're basically on some.
How do you feel?
You can go to work.
Yeah, go to work.
I don't care if you don't go to work.
Are you symptomatic for two days?
I don't care if you don't go to work.
We not locking you down.
Get that out your head.
You won't get no STEMI from us no more.
No PPP, no STEMI, no.
Yeah, you're right.
They're sending the test kits to you.
Hey, test yourself.
Right.
Four for free.
But wait, but wait.
Let us know.
After they just went and told you, yo, the rapid ain't that accurate.
But yeah, take some anyway.
Take four of these anyway.
If this makes you feel better go ahead
how many you want
USPS is sending
four test kits
to your crib
for free
that is crazy
but when the pandemic
first hit
they said we couldn't do that
right
we can't
they was like
why don't you just
give everybody tests
we can't do that
while we on this topic
I want to send love
to Stephen A
I posed the question
a few weeks ago
why is he missing
we haven't heard anything.
And he came out and said that he had COVID, a real bad case.
A real bad.
And that he had all the symptoms.
He almost died.
He said this as a vaccinator.
He felt like, not almost died.
Right.
He felt like he could possibly die.
And I want to say that Stephen A is fully vaccinated.
He is.
So that was his experience.
I think he's been pretty adamant about that.
A fever of 103 degrees every night. Woke up with chills and a pool of sweat. See, that was my version. I think he's been pretty adamant about that. A fever of 103 degrees every night.
Woke up with chills and a pool of sweat.
See, that was my version of COVID, too.
It was fucked up.
It was bad.
For more than one day?
Yeah.
It's hitting everyone different, too.
It does.
I know some people that are like, yeah, just had a little scratchy throat.
Still ain't caught it yet.
Me either.
Knock on it.
Yeah.
It was something to knock on.
I was holding it down
until I couldn't taste the food
or smell some shit.
I got the nerve to have
all of my colognes
right on my dresser too.
You just stare at it.
Damn,
I should look like
I smell right.
Yeah,
you can't buy a candle
or nothing.
Oh, no.
You awful.
Yeah, you was fucked up.
None of that.
Well, I mean,
I barely had a tunnel
to breathe through, so I mean, smelling shouldn't have
been my first concern, but it was.
And that's how I was going around trying to test when I got better, sniffing everything
like Brooklyn or Harlem with dogs.
Coffee and bullshit.
Strong shit, too.
You can't smell the coffee.
That's-
Yeah.
It's a wrap.
Yeah.
Can't smell it.
That sucks.
Prayers to Stephen A. Smith.
Yeah, glad he got that.
You can see it in his face.
I'm keeping it real. You can see it in his face. I'm keeping it real.
You can see it in his face.
I can.
Every time I look at him, he look like 12 million a year.
I don't see nothing but 12 million.
Yeah, you are such a...
Yo, play the bird.
You a bird.
Why?
Wait, why?
Why I'm a bird?
When I see him, I see 12 million, girl.
Get your fucking ass up.
You got a max contract, girl.
Yeah.
Why do you love birds?
Oh, my God.
You can see it.
Look in his eyes.
Like, you can see his eyes.
He might have lost weight.
He probably lost weight.
I know you're making me out to be a bird,
but I think that when people get, like, life-changing money,
like, you can see it sometimes.
Absolutely.
Like, old Stephen A., he used to come on
and kind of give a little fuss about where his hairline was
and how the ladies might have responded to it.
It looks as confident as can be right now.
I'm sure.
Same hairline.
Don't quite look the same.
It don't.
It looks like a little sharper.
A little couple inches came back.
Old Steve used to throw that shit on for his tax bracket, but he would never just start shitting on everyone's
suit ryan clark would come in there and put his suit to shame true not today
not today you don't see him in nothing less still be sharp though no ryan clark is still my favorite
my one of my he's one of my favorite guys but ryan clark looked like hey my wife and i put this
together and this is that shit steven a looks like, oh, it's money time.
I spit.
Even in this.
When he showed up to the UFC, when he got out of ESPN and showed up to the UFC fight and walked around.
So you got to catch niggas outside the element.
He showed up over there like he was supposed to.
Black, white, sequined sheen, little chain.
Little chain.
Little chain costs more than your big chain, man.
I'm still from Brooklyn.
You got to watch the Lil' Chain gangsters out here with that little bullshit.
Lil' Chain is it.
That'd be some shit.
Get the right Lil' Chain.
That'd be something.
And stupid-ass hip-hop for some reason wants to continue to promote bust-downs.
Why?
Yeah, that shit.
Why?
Please, somebody explain it to me.
It don't even look fly.
It don't.
Yo, we endorse the stupidest shit
in the world yo
you devalue the watch you don't know the value
of none of the fucking diamonds the jeweler you bought it from
can't tell you
y'all just buying some shit
half the shit ain't real they don't even know that
well they don't know that cause they not even testing with the right
tester nope they test them with the tester
they say oh that shit is fire
there's another little tester
that them niggas bring on out.
They get down
to the bottom of things.
They got the little tester
that just says,
this is glass
and this is not glass.
Basically,
that's what it do.
That's the tester
you see them running around with.
But there's another tester
that tells you
what that stone is.
And we got to start.
You know what?
I'm going to just start pulling the parts and just coming on this pod and saying the shit that I need and want.
And I did that in the work.
Like, you came on here.
I forgot before Black Friday, one of them shits.
I was like, yo, I need a TV.
Yeah.
And mad people hit me to say, yo, let your man know I got it for you.
What's up?
What's up?
Yo, I got him a TV for the cheap, for free.
Just come.
Pick it up.
Niggas fuck with it. Yo. What you need, dog? What you Yo, I got him a TV for the cheap, for free. Just come pick it up. Niggas fuck with it.
Yo.
What you need, dog?
What you need, King?
Tell them, niggas, what you need.
Nah, one of these dudes heard me over here talking about a watch.
The fancy rollie.
Look.
You heard me talking about a watch.
I can use a watch, guys.
You jump right in my...
Oh, you wanted them bitches.
See?
No, no.
No, no.
See?
You wanted them bitches.
Yo, put in the cup.
Yo, you wanted them bitches.
That's about $4.
Get back.
Get back.
Put it in the cup.
That's about $4, yo.
You wanted them.
You said that people were hitting you about the TVs for me.
Nah, get your own nigga.
If I want to watch.
Yeah.
Let them hit you too.
That's what's going on with the baddies.
They running around sharing tricks.
Get your own.
That's only a dollar.
I only have a dollar on me, but I had change in there.
Everyone here knows that we record here.
I have change in there.
They all said the same response
They wasn't saying that to me
Who you saying that to?
Y'all wasn't saying that to me
Y'all know we didn't say
You saying you still got extra money in there?
Of course
We didn't say the word at all last week
You just said it four goals
We didn't
We didn't
We had two dollars in there right?
I don't remember
Previously
Go ahead
Just put the buck in
Yeah put that dollar in there anyway
It don't remember. From previously. Go ahead. Just put the buck in. Yeah, put that dollar in there anyway.
It don't carry over.
Last week, I came with some singles.
I'm going to come with some singles.
You do that.
I got a feeling I'm going to go get some.
Tossalicious can't get all of them.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
If she do what she was doing.
Yo, you crazy, son.
Just me, right?
No, I got it.
Say less. Hey, moving right along, what were we talking about?
We were talking about the watch. Oh, yeah.
So, I said something about a watch. Somebody jumped right in my DMs. The name,
watch master or whatever it was.
Yo, dog, if you need something, I'm the
number one distributor in San Diego. Whoa,
dog. I love San Diego. Don't tempt me with a
good time, buddy.
What's up?
I'll jump on a plane.
You gonna fly me out?
You gonna fly me out there?
San Diego's a beautiful city.
Yo, it said.
He just polying for that watch.
It said.
Men are the new.
They are.
It said it.
Hey, man.
You getting flewed out?
Look, they don't even call it flown.
You getting flewed out?
You know, every woman that has offered to fly me out i declined it because they want some dick okay no that was the end of the sentence i know that's why i don't say so you and
all right no i'm trying to go ahead i don't understand. I'm one outside of the inside.
No, you declined it because you didn't want to fuck them.
That's what you're saying, right?
Because you knew strings came along with the fly out.
Yes, I'm not jumping on a plane to be treated like a piece of meat from some strange girl.
I don't know.
Okay.
No.
I will do the flying out around here.
So treat them like a strange piece of meat.
That's what I was trying to get to.
I'm with you, King.
Well, I treat them special.
I know.
Special meat.
Meat?
Wagyu.
I'm talking about humans.
Oh, you're calling them wagyu?
Impossible burger.
You want me to dap you calling women wagyu?
Time out.
Time out?
Look how you're trying to flip it on me.
I'm asking a question.
I'm on the outside of inside, yo.
You're a rat bastard.
What happened? Listen, we said you don't want to get flown on me. I'm asking a question. I'm on the outside of inside, yo. You're a rat bastard. What happened?
Listen, we said you don't want to get flown out and treated like a piece of meat.
Yes.
Because that's what comes with a fly out.
No, but then he said, I'm the one that fly him out.
And I said.
You said what you, I responded to that already.
I said, I treat them special.
I care.
So you treat them like a special piece of meat.
And that's what I don't understand about women.
Because women call us dogs, but they want sex more than us.
All of them. Every single one of them. And understand about women because women call us dogs but they want sex more than us. All of them.
Every single one of them.
And they not really smooth
when that's all they want
from you.
Like they really treat you
like you just
They get a little aggressive.
You just dick.
No, they get very aggressive.
They behave like that.
They be sleep.
And it can cheapen
it can make you feel
a little cheap as a man.
Sure.
You in the kitchen
I don't treat women like that.
You in the bathroom
washing your sausage
they sleep.
You know, I don't
treat women like that. You're going to laugh from washing your sausage. They sleep. You know, I don't treat women like that.
Not like that.
Today.
Today.
Yeah, you can't today.
No, actually, I didn't do it back then.
Like, even what y'all would have said the game was
was providing the girlfriend experience.
Y'all would say that.
Or y'all would say I'm a serial monogamous.
I don't do that either.
I don't do that. I don't run around. You don't do that either. No, you don't. Noamous i don't do that i don't do that i don't run around
and you don't do that either no you don't do that i know you don't because we kind of act like there's
value in dick that's me and you but it the niggas ain't doing that so that's why when i say shit
like yo i turned down the flight because you always just wanted to fuck it sounds nuts but
you know me you know that's the case i know that that's the case with you. I was asking that for a reason.
You know it's another fine one I'm running from.
Running from. Why? Because you don't respect
me as a man.
I'm with you.
I ain't got no joke.
No, we understood. Even you looked at me like I had a funny
reply with you. We can still joke about it though.
Yeah, we still gonna get our jokes off.
You should fuck her.
No, you can't do that
cause now she look at you
like for the rest of your life
like that
you another nigga
on the hit list
nah you can't do me like that
nigga
she be out of your life
cause dick ain't special
the way that vagina
I wanted to say pussy
but that's gonna sound ugly
dick ain't special
the way pussy ain't special
like the same way
you great with it
it's another one great with it
the same applies on both sides
so
if that's all you looking for in the experience once you get it it's like that first high it's
gone now so now if you're dealing with a woman that just wants to disregard everything about
who you be because she got that she got a whole hit list of dicks like her favorite dick she was
able to get them she procured them motherfuckers yeah Yeah, so now you gotta love me, right?
We sound nuts right now.
We'll go ahead.
Or maybe it's just me that sounds nuts.
When y'all finish,
you the took.
In about eight minutes go by,
and her legs still shaking,
it's different, dick.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm just saying that.
It's different, dick.
You don't get looked at As that
Check off the hit list nigga
I'ma keep it a buck
We talking about that person
Or just in general
Anybody
It's trying to open it up
It's trying to talk about
Opening it up but
Nah
You crazy
It might not even get that far
With a person like that
Who just looking to add you
To a hit list
I'm not even letting you be
Like I just wanted to I just need to know what i'm in there i hear you you in there all right macho man yeah
no when you when you i hear you you talk about it anybody i think and we all say this first of all
we all men we all got egos and we all got all that so on that first outing, I pack a lunch.
You go.
Fam.
I hear what you're saying. We grown men to somebody that has.
No, you're talking that talk.
She's human, nigga.
I don't give a fuck what she worth.
She bleed like us.
I'm not talking about worth none of that shit.
I'm saying somebody that has.
If you checked off everything on your hit list, right?
And then you come across a chick that you want to you want to hit you
know it's nothing for you to get him you ain't really interested in all her she
can't bus she can't put it on you like that hold on she can't if you don't let
her because you just want to be know what you just said to some of that pussy
you'll be prepared for you yeah some of that shit like an uppercut.
I was better off
not knowing
that this was down there.
You wildin'.
And you said,
yo,
it wasn't nothing to you.
It's something
because I ain't one
of the niggas
that just immediately
It's something
because
he been playing
and running from it
so it's something.
Now it's a chase involved.
But to some people
You gotta work for this meat people you gotta work for this meat
you gotta work for this meat
to some people
no
cause then you gonna
fuck me and leave me
and I already have
I already have
abandonment issues
to some people
the chase
was what make it worse
I don't need all that
now that I know
I got it
I'm good
hold up for a minute
this is why men
don't talk to men
about things
I'm sitting here
being as vulnerable
as I can be
transparent you gotta abandon me took mad therapist sessions to even discover that This is why men don't talk to men about things. I'm sitting here being as vulnerable as I can be, transparent.
You got a bit of it.
Took man therapist sessions to even discover that about myself.
And look at my man man for the last half of many years.
You'll get Alicia up here talking.
Wow.
Wow.
You're going to fuck me and leave me.
Can I read to you gentlemen What my pattern said this morning
I'm sorry your pattern
What the fuck is a pattern
What is that
I'm in here with caveman roots yo
That's like the new horoscope
I'm in here with like niggas
You got some advanced horoscopes
What the fuck is this
Historic just bums
Yeah we all don't know
What a pattern is
But you
Educate yourself
Get educated
I'm gonna get a sewing machine You ain't the brightest When we take it out of algebra I don't know what a pattern is, but you. Educate yourself. Did you sew it? Get educated.
I'm going to get a sewing machine.
You ain't the brightest when we take it out of algebra.
Oh, wait.
I had the wrong one.
You know, tell us about your moods and shit.
Yeah.
The pattern app, you guys, and this is not an ad.
They need to start paying us for this shit, start paying us for things yeah this is not an ad but if you bump into enough
women they'll tell you to get on this pattern app and give them your birthday actually they
know your birthday so they put their birthday and your birthday. And this app tells you just everything about y'all two.
How y'all will fare romantically, personally, friendship, the things that y'all will struggle with, strong points, weaknesses.
It does that.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
I'm listening.
I mean, you can dismiss it.
I'm just telling you what it is.
I'm just listening.
I'm just telling y'all what it is.
It's the new school ABCD12345.
Remember the girls used to do that?
Yes. Yes. It's the new school ABCD one, two, three, four, five. Remember the girls used to do that? Yes.
Yes.
It's the new first.
That's exactly, yes.
It's the new first.
Is that what y'all got
from what I just said?
Yes.
Fucking imbeciles.
She was doing this shit.
Pick a corner.
Get this bullshit out of here, man.
I got a Ferrari
and I look at the mansion.
I'm playing bash with you and shit.
Get this shit out of here, man.
Yo, this is what.
Yo, you can't tell men anything, yo.
Bash.
That was the thing.
Yo, you cannot share anything with men.
Yo, this nigga said she playing mash with you.
That's funny, son.
Apartment.
Yeah, my bad.
Condo.
Streets.
A shack.
Oh, that's great audio for a listener just laughing.
My bad.
My bad.
Come on.
Take us on a part of your journey.
My bad.
My bad.
The part of it being your bad is stopping the baby.
We good.
You can't just laugh and...
All right, come on.
Give us your pattern.
Nah, I'm off.
Words, huh?
Now what?
Now what?
Look.
See, look what happens if Joe becomes a sword sport.
Yo, you really turned it into a bad B, yo.
I'm telling you, yo.
You getting good?
I want to talk now.
This is what my pattern app said to me this morning.
Let's hear it.
I'll share it with you guys, even though it's private information.
Is it like a wish?
Like if you tell people it doesn't come true?
No.
Okay.
No.
This is going to exist forever.
Here we go.
The pattern says,
it can feel like Joe's romantic partner's love is conditional.
When they give, they expect something in return.
If he doesn't respond in a certain way or doesn't do what they want,
they can become angry, dramatic, and emotional.
Instead of just communicating honestly,
they get defensive and insinuate he doesn't care.
Many of their overreactions are inauthentic and just another form of manipulation.
The end.
Let me ask you a question.
You haven't found a way to validate the OLS series. So when I tell you that I have these abandonment issues
because women that I've really put stock
in and invested in and cherished
didn't seem to
reciprocate.
How could you just laugh me out
of it? Wow, man.
Wow. Can I ask you a question? I see why we stopped
talking for a little while. Can I ask you a question, Joe?
About your pattern? What happened, man? Do you think that
generic-ass bullshit only applies to you?
No, that's why I shared it.
No, but I'm saying
we all
We all don't anything.
I'm talking about us.
Us four. Got it.
I'm pretty sure, I don't know your dating
history,
can say
we've dealt with someone that this could apply
to us too
to answer your question yes so it's just like this generic statement this did what i just read
said nothing about one of your partners maneuvering this way true this was very specific and most of
and i don't think most men share that experience i don't i don't think most of parks's
past relationships have treated him that way i don't i don't think most of yours have treated
you that way every man don't fall into that box but continue to dismiss this let's do it
no i'm just saying this a lot of these horror school all of this no it's not that i hate it
it's just they say very generic shit that you'll pick out and choose.
Yeah, this applies to me.
But it's kind of generic.
I understand that.
Miss Cleo was pretty generic, and she was a scam and a gimmick and a front and a liar.
But that doesn't mean that I didn't believe in medians.
True.
Mediums, sorry.
Mediums, that's true.
Yeah, mediums.
Like, there's gonna be there's bullshit
versions of this i mean and you might think this is bullshit it gives a lot of information when you
go to therapy a lot of that shit there's a hit there's a go deeper button where it'll tell you
more but anyway come on where we at what y'all want to talk about i just signed up for you oh
there you go it's gonna change your dating life though see i know y'all want to talk about? I just signed up, fam. Oh, there you go. It's going to change your dating life, though. See, I know y'all are laughing because y'all are stupid men.
But if you just get into the world a little bit, it'll change your dating life.
Oh, well, y'all not trying to date no more.
I forgot.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I take it back.
Where we at?
Who wants to cover DaBaby's new record, the Sneaky Link Anthem?
All right.
So you want to break down the Microsoft Blizzard?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds like fun.
I don't.
I don't.
Yeah, Microsoft has announced
that they're buying Activision Blizzard.
That's fucking crazy.
That's insane.
For $68 billion cash.
Yo, explain the significance
for somebody like myself.
Blizzard makes some of the most popular games,
and that's just one arm of it.
They make World of Warcraft.
They make Diablo.
What else do they make?
Then you look.
Activision makes Call of Duty.
King makes Candy Crush.
These are some really big.
King, I know King.
These are some huge games that are now coming under the Microsoft umbrella.
It's a leverage.
$68 billion. Cash. Cash. Don't forget cash. Cash's a leverage. $68 billion.
Cash.
Cash.
Don't forget cash.
All cash.
Not stock options.
We got spanked.
In hundreds.
Yeah, we got spanked.
Now, I don't know what this means.
Both sides in this deal are happy.
What?
Hell yes.
Great business.
Both sides extremely happy in this deal.
Hell yes.
Great business.
Because I ain't going to be the idiot to say that $68 billion is a low ball because it's
not.
I'm not going to be the idiot to say that $68 billion is a low ball. Because it's not. I'm not going to be that guy.
But what I will say is I am positive that they know how fast they'll make that.
And that's good business.
Or we took it to a certain level.
We can't really take it any farther.
So we built up market share.
We're going to sell at the top.
They could take the $68 million of shit that we already got
and take it to 200, 300, 400
I'm sure. You get what I'm saying?
But we don't have the capability to do that
so it's a win-win for everybody.
I'm just waiting to see what it means
for certain games like
specifically like a Call of Duty that
I mean it might do timed exclusive now.
No nigga. So what happens now
when Call of Duty and y'all got the Oculus on and we in the virtual reality?
Well, no, no, no.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah, I get that part.
But like-
I can see you falling down the stairs right now.
No, I don't run.
Running through.
I don't run.
When it get real, bro.
I got to tell y'all about that, too.
I played my first real game in that shit.
Like, real, where I'm loading a gun and cocking it back.
I'm still waiting to hear your last thought
that Ish keeps stepping on.
You know, Microsoft makes their
own gaming systems and platforms.
So that's what
I'm talking about. A game like
Call of Duty is available on
PlayStation. It's on all platforms.
Them scooping that up,
I'm wondering what it does
for the game itself.
I'm sure there will be some perks,
which I'm not qualified enough
because I haven't played
any of those games in 20 years.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know,
but I'm just looking at
from somebody who
is on a different platform.
I'm sure they will have
some perks,
whether it's the multiplayer.
It might be timed exclusive
because I've seen that happen
where it drops on this system
and y'all don't get it
for another year. Mm. Mm-hmm. But with a platform exclusive because i've seen that happen where it drops on this system and y'all don't get it for
another year but with a platform that this that's so big i'm sure it won't be a year not a year but
you get what i'm saying yeah it's just an idea yeah or there'll just be different features that
you can get only on the xbox that you won't get on playstation i've got to go check my um
microsoft shit but uh yo could you
get on your ground
a little more
so we can get some bills
from the JVP
you're not getting bills
from the JVP
billions
oh billions
oh that's my job
wow look at the way
he put something
he threw that right
on you
go get us some bees
go get us some bees
go handle that
which is funny
that's the same thing
I thought
when we were shooting that little fucking real estate piece of content on you.
And you jumped on it and said, yeah, my name is Ish.
Let me show you this cool house I built.
I was like, we'll never get to a billion that way, huh?
Nigga will not speak like he has some life.
But you like the other creators.
These niggas will get on Facebook, Instagram, give Mark Zuckerberg all their shit for free
and won't do nothing for they self.
That's not me.
Fuck you, Tony.
All right, well, next time we do that, have a little more pizzazz in the shit.
Don't let Envy and Homeboy out-pizzazz us.
Like us?
You keep going to that.
Because it's just the smoothest nigga, man.
But that's what it is.
You got to learn how.
Like, yo, this shit ain't.
Hey, Yaki, you been in front of a mic
yo when we first started
he used to be like
yo it's tonality
it's inflection
what's wrong with you
nigga that's what that is
I ain't never heard
of that fucking word
before
I know mad words
I ain't never heard
of tonality
nah he's funny
that's funny
that's funny
I'm glad you're fair
I don't know what
you're talking about
ish
when you're saying
one thing
you say it like this
chill chill chill please chill, chill.
Please stop.
Pardon me, pardon me.
Please stop.
No, pardon me.
We're going to teach all the potters in the world.
Every potter in the world takes my fucking,
don't stop it.
Please, Joe.
Stop, please.
All right.
Pardon me.
Pardon me, Aki.
Let them sound flat.
Let them sound flat.
Round of applause.
That's some fucking money, boys.
This is huge.
They're going mobile game.
This is huge.
No, that's...
All of the great decision, all of the great decision making, all of the thought that went into like,
that go into some of these decisions like Microsoft and NFT and all of this weird shit going on.
I probably haven't said this before, but my sons are just going to blow through all that money when I'm out of here.
I don't know if they're gonna
hold it down no i don't think so um trey maybe but not not lex i don't know if trey would either
but see trey was lex will be growing up in it you understand i'm saying lex will be going to
certain schools and experiencing certain things that Trey wasn't privy to.
You get what I'm saying?
So some of the shit that'll be second nature to Lex,
Trey still is going to still be learning.
Lex going to come up in it.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like fucking Steph Curry.
Del Curry's your father.
Nigga,
the drills that niggas be learning in college,
Steph and him learned in fifth grade.
Steph Curry learned in fifth fucking grade shit that they teach a nigga's junior year of college.
So he got bred up into that.
You know what I mean?
Not no disrespect to them because they still had to put the work in,
but Lex will be growing up,
going to school with certain shit,
have a different curriculum
than most kids have in the city,
especially in public schools, et cetera.
His curriculum is going to be something different.
Good point.
You know what I mean?
Your kids and your school...
That's why it's just right.
My poor baby. Trey called me
Saturday morning.
Panicked.
Like the world was about to end.
Dad! Dad!
Dad!
Yo, dog. Are they chasing you or something, dog? dog dad you'll never believe i'm in a jam
i'm in a bind yo we gotta see man what's going on dad i left my car parked right here last night
and i didn't go anywhere and someone hit it they sideswiped my car while it was parked.
Dad, I didn't even go anywhere.
I know you was like, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, dog.
You started dying.
Yo, dog, I had the biggest laugh in the world
because I was the same nigga that said,
son, a car is a responsibility.
It's a bill.
It's not important to just have a car.
You have to be able to maintain a car.
And it costs. So insurance, E- It's not important to just have a car. You have to be able to maintain a car. And it costs.
So insurance,
E-ZPass,
tickets,
gas,
repairs,
and maintenance.
Repairs.
Repairs.
It was blowing his mind
that he was,
he had to pay for some shit.
Oh,
well,
because this is the headbanger.
Mom told me to call you.
Naturally.
All right.
I like that.
Teamwork. She said, you would know what to do i said well
this looked like one of the things you probably don't want to run through insurance because let
me teach you about what happens now insurance goes up you probably just want to find somebody
get it done yourself looks like it should run you about 12 well run me
you know what just go bring it somewhere
go bring it somewhere baby we're gonna take care of it
and then I had that
moment that every dad
has
I said oh shit wait
dog
let's count together
February March April let's count together. February,
March,
April.
How many months is that?
He said four.
I said, you fucking right.
You're 21.
It's coming.
He keeps saying it.
No.
I'm listening.
Y'all have kids.
It makes sense when he broke it down.
So y'all are going to say this to your kid when your kid is 14, 15, 13,
and they're going to laugh in your fucking face.
That shit going to seem so far away when you start talking about,
yo, when you're 21, hey, nigga man, get up.
Until the day comes.
You a formal.
Yo, I'm trying to figure out the party I'm throwing for me.
What?
We black dads.
You right.
Yo, dog.
Maybe I'm from another world.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm listening.
Stay there.
You right.
We black dads.
You fucking right.
I'm not throwing a party.
That's an achievement today.
Or maybe it's time at 21.
Does the dad take responsibility of your birthday parties now?
Like your mom ain't about to get you lit
for 21
she don't know the baddies
like what do you do
like when I did the countdown
out to him
it was really to me too
like oh shit
what are you doing
for your son's
21st birthday
and what are you doing
for you
I'm celebrating dog
you should
I'm celebrating I am 100 You should. I'm celebrating.
I am.
100% sure.
I am.
That's dope.
Round of applause to my baby,
God willing that we both make it to see that day.
But I'm partying like a rock star.
I never thought that day would come
when I was evading the fucking cops
over that bum ass child support.
Whether I had it or not,
I just never saw this day.
Shit seemed like an eternity away.
And this is when they kill black dads,
especially for celebrating when a kid turns 21.
Be clear, this is not the end of child support.
I'm still paying.
Like, they be feeling like dad shouldn't celebrate
the end of child support, even though I disagree with that.
Oh.
I do.
But whatever, we'll move on.
Anyway, let's move on
buy Microsoft
yeah
yeah
I could buy it
my fucking god yo
buy it or
fucking
work harder
nah buy it
you gotta buy that
this is great
nah it's dope
buy it
it's dope
buy some of the rest of that shit
while it's down too
everything's down everything's it. It's dope. Buy some of the rest of that shit while it's down, too.
Everything's down.
Everything's down.
Cop.
Everything's down.
Cop.
All right, what else is important for us to get to?
You want to do the- Running our mouths over here.
Mike Tyson allegedly agreeing to a-
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, right.
We here.
Now we here now.
I want to see ink.
You'll see it.
I hope so.
You will.
And then we right after
there's gonna be some other red they've agreed and they've agreed in good faith they took a
picture together they shook hands uh and what i know about mike tyson just in the brief time i've
spent with him he is all for the new wave of boxing like he is all for taking it out of
traditional boxing hands and doing shit how the normal way of boxing. Like, he is all for taking it out of traditional boxing hands
and doing shit how the normal way of getting done.
That was his reasoning for taking the other fight
and doing some of those things.
He was like, yo, 50 years old,
and maybe I fucked around all my money
when I was getting high and doing all this shit,
but today I can't get this from boxing,
but I'm still Mike.
I can go.
It's not his words, but this is what I got from him doing that.
Insert Jake Paul, who is just a box office.
He's a box office.
He's cleaning up.
You can't deny it.
I don't give a fuck if he win or lose.
He draws people.
He draws people.
He's cleaning up.
In that realm, he's cleaning up.
So now you take that draw.
He put out his little wish list of people that he wanted to fight
we didn't think that his boxing acumen
would get him these fights
but the box office does
I think that this fight will happen
as soon as Mike
decides what he wants the split to be
they just have to negotiate the split
Mike is definitely the draw
shit they're both a draw
Mike's the draw
Mike Tyson is still Mike Tyson.
They're both the draw.
Mike Tyson is still mysticism.
Mike Tyson is still Mike Tyson.
Oh, this is a good fight.
Mike Tyson is going to...
People want to see Jake Paul with his big mouth into the ring with a capable person
that is going to knock the daylights out of this nigga.
I mean, it's an exhibition.
They're probably not going to knock each other out.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's Mike.
Mike was hitting Roy with some body shots. He was. Roy was like,. I mean, it's an exhibition. They're probably not going to knock each other out. Oh, no, no, no. It's Mike. Mike was hitting Roy with some body shots.
Yeah, Roy was like, yo, fam, this is an exhibition.
This is an exhibition. Stop
playing with me, yo.
You think Mike ain't going to get in there and start?
I want to watch how I even talk about this fight
because they both would probably fuck me up.
No question. They would.
Jake would have to show me.
Mike, I grew up with, so I'm cool. Well, for what it's not no question jake would have to show me mike i grew up with so i'm
cool well for what it's worth um mike is denying all of this right now he says he's not in oh is
he yeah oh then i don't want to talk about yeah okay he's denying this he's like it's news to me
i'm not in any advanced talks with them about any fight oh that's negotiating tactics i know
he's i said for what it's i see what's on. Mike is going to take the majority of the split in this.
I also am a little bit familiar with how his team does business.
They don't play.
They're going to get that done.
And Jake is going to take that fight because, nigga, you're going to take that fight.
I just need to know if the normal clauses that are in Jake Paul contracts are in this one.
What's the normal clauses?
I assume.
I think they pay people
to take a fall.
Don't hit me.
I think they pay people
to take a fall.
Now, not the last one.
I respect that.
And try any of that bullshit
at the press conference.
Try any of that.
Yo, people in the 80s.
Did y'all see this nigga
working out
when he was about to fight
Roy Jones in the exhibition?
Mike?
Yes.
Yeah.
We did it.
This nigga is still fast as lightning.
Hell yeah.
He's going to.
But it's an exhibition.
Young people, do yourself a favor and just go YouTube Mike Tyson gets angry.
Greatest hits.
Greatest hits.
Literally.
You know why?
Because you know the young kids don't really know.
That's what I was saying.
They don't care.
And that's kind of
what he was saying
Mike Tyson's the draw
sorry I didn't want
to cut you off Joe
when you said
Mike Tyson's the draw
to a lot of these
young YouTuber
this generation
young people
not the world dog
I'm not
I'm just saying
there's a lot
there's a lot of them
they are in great numbers
and not for nothing
he's been building up
his boxing career
his entertainment
boxing career
however you want
to word it
like this is not the first time he's done it he's made a lot of very big his boxing career. Yeah. His entertainment boxing career, however you want to word it,
like,
this is not the first time he's done it.
He's made a lot of very big fights happen.
Mm-hmm.
So,
he's a draw to me. He's a very big draw.
He is.
How many fights has he watched?
Of Jake Paul?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know if it's him or his brother,
but three or four.
Exactly. Keep going. You but three or four. Exactly.
Keep going.
You watched three or four of them without there needing to be Mike Tyson next to him?
I saw the one with Floyd.
Okay.
The Woodley one.
Uh-huh.
He's a draw.
He's a draw, though.
Fam, what are we doing now?
No, what are we...
They tell me now...
What's going on?
They tell me now that Jake Paul is the draw versus Mike Tyson.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not the draw.
We're just saying he's a big draw.
Mike Tyson steps in the ring.
People that are far removed from boxing, far removed from social media,
they don't know Jake Paul or Logan Paul or any other Paul Bunyan exists
will be watching that fight.
This is one of them situations.
It's going to be you can't use my song without me getting 99% of publish.
This is just going to be one of those.
I don't care who the drawer is.
It could be Jake Paul.
Mike Tyson is Mike Tyson
and this fight will not happen
if I don't get X amount up front
and X amount on the back
and this amount in perpetuity
of all sales.
Yeah.
But if you're Jake Paul,
1% of...
You should take it.
You should take it.
Yeah.
Because all this is doing is...
Biggest fight of your life
and it sets you up for... Keeps setting me up to keep going. Yeah, you take that. And 1% of that You should take it. You should take it. Because all this is doing is set me up to keep going.
Yeah, you take that.
1% of that fight is worth more than
100% of a million other ones.
I agree.
Now this is the problem with the...
Let me talk to my black people out there.
Because after every Jake
Paul knockout, I see y'all bring up
black elite to take this
nigga out.
I know we don't want to think about it. I'm y'all bring up Black Elite to take this nigga out. I know we don't want
to think about it.
I'm not even thinking about it.
All right,
I won't say it then.
You better not.
I won't say it.
You speak this blast
from me elsewhere.
Get out, Parks House.
I won't say it.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I won't say it.
You better not.
I went to shake Mike's hand
and he shook my wrist.
I ain't saying nothing about it.
That nigga wear a size 15.
That nigga's going to put that whole 15 unless it's a clause in the contract man you could get jake and logan
bring them both bring all them niggas crazy as hell yeah i'm not i'm never fighting mike tyson
never yo but i like i just told the young people to do i went back to watch
mike tyson gets angry at people that talk shit about him or whatever it was titled.
And granted, I was really young, but I had uncles that was drunken in the mix.
So I was there.
I knew what was going on.
I was right in front of the TV when Buster Douglas won.
Actually, that was the question I wanted to ask y'all when I was watching these.
And I think this a lot in sports.
Like when I see
Steph do some ill shit
or LeBron or Mike
or just Tiger, right?
I want to be one to ask y'all
if there were three feelings
you wish you could experience,
like three moments
that you wish you could feel
what it felt like,
what would those be?
In sports or?
Just period.
I figured opening up
to like life would be too broad so i was keeping it in
entertainment but whatever you want for me right just off the whim uh i think victoria monet wrote
if god was a woman for ariana grande i referenced that song a lot for me one of those feelings would
be to be a writer to write the song and then have it come to life like that.
Like that first moment when you hear your song in your head that you wrote being done by a world-class performer.
Like another one is Steph, the game winner, OKC.
Just the feeling that comes with that.
Remember the Magic Johnson little baby hook against Boston?
Two, three seconds, and he hits the shit to win the championship.
That got to be a different type of feeling.
And this is when I realized I was warped a little bit.
Because I went through two amazing feelings,
and the third one for me had to be something really bad.
Had to be.
Heroin?
No, I was thinking like Mike Tyson.
No, but bad for me.
So you could experience both.
I think bad builds character.
So like Mike Tyson lost to Buster Douglas.
Or more recently, when that number one fighter, the girl fighter in the world, Ronda Rousey.
Yeah.
That loss she took.
Life was never the same.
No.
Like that feeling feeling the feeling that
comes with when there's pressure expectations when you're number one in the world tiger when
he got caught cheating back back like for the two great experiences i wanted to feel i did want to
feel what comes with the loss that's pretty on top that's interesting i don't think i ever heard
someone say that they had three wishes in the world, they would take an L. But it makes sense, though, the way that you describe it.
Well, think about your life minus some of the L's that you took.
Like, is it the same?
No, not at all.
Like, some of the shit that I laugh today when I can remember being really heartbroken and fucking calling my mom like,
Oh, how could she?
It's laughable today.
Boy, am I glad it happened.
I want that.
You learn from the...
Yeah.
You can't just all be the great and the good and I'm on top of the world.
Because then you'll have your Kanye moment of, whoa, what's going on right now?
I never dealt with this.
I'm good, though.
And I just use that as an example.
If the genie came out the bottle and gave me three wishes, I'm not though. And I just used that as an example. If the genie came out
the bottle and gave me
three wishes,
I'm not picking one bad one.
Fuck that.
Only you, yo.
I'm not doing that.
Okay.
No, you can do it.
It just has to be
the second one.
You can't be the idiot
and make the bad one
your third
and you can't rectify anything.
You can't fix anything.
I just had three fire ones.
And for my last wish,
I want to lose it all. No, my last wish, I want to lose it all.
No, my second wish, I want to do that.
I'm good.
You got that, Aki.
I had enough L's in my life.
I'm good.
Never hear about any of them here.
It's always your highs.
Oh, I won the SAT.
I was the valedictorian.
I won the SAT.
He told us L's, man.
I was the valedictorian and the salutatorian.
Nah, he gave us L's.
What L's?
He told us when he was so shorty.
He told us he got shot and he lived.
That's still an L.
Where?
Nigga's alive.
They got shot.
Yo, you.
Nigga got shot.
My nigga's alive with every limb.
Ten fingers.
I ain't even got ten fingers
What the fuck you want me
To say about him
You got eleven
That big ass thumb
Yo fam
What are you talking about
We all had the same L's
Heartbreak
Loss
Fuck is you talking about fam
I don't think we all
Had the same L's
And I don't think
Every man
Is privileged
I don't think every man
Is even See I view this differently You're privileged To go through had the same L's. And I don't think every man is privileged. I don't think every man is even...
See, I view this differently.
You're privileged enough to go through some of these L's.
I agree.
Some of these niggas have not got to a point in life
where they even know what some of the L's feel like.
That's true.
Like, for some shit,
you got to have some success for the L to be great enough.
Indeed.
Like, yeah, no, I'm not wrong with that.
That's true.
What else we got?
That was just off the whim.
I wanted to ask y'all
nobody answered this
fine we can move on
what else is important
what do I have here
Tyson Jake Paul
some people think that
Cardi B versus Tasha K
is a really big deal
I don't know who Tasha K is
I was a blogger right
my nigga
Tasha K is a blogger
okay
cause I damn sure
was about to sound like
the old head
she's a very salacious blogger.
She goes and gets the dirtiest of stories and exposes them,
interviews the people that famous people don't want to be interviewed.
She does that type of stuff.
Gotcha.
Her YouTube channel is growing tremendously.
It's big.
It's huge.
She's big.
Oh, is this the girl that she's in court with?
Yes.
Okay, got it.
She's in court because Tasha K said a bunch of nasty things about her that apparently are not true.
Okay.
She says she got herpes.
She's this.
She's that.
There is laws against that.
And, well, the thing is, there's always laws, but you need to have the money and time to go through with this, and Cardi B has both.
So, sorry, you can't just say the things you want to say without you having an answer for them.
I have the time and the resources.
Let's go. And that's where we are they i haven't been following this closely because i kind of know how this is going to end tasha k is going to lose this
and really no you can't just say anything that you want about people because when they have the time and the money,
this is what's going to happen.
I'm hearing Tasha K's husband took the stand
and called her a liar.
Damn.
That's how you know things are bad
when your spouse is getting up there against you.
I'm hearing Cardi B is on the stand crying
and in court, now we could get the dramatics off.
Yo, I felt suicidal.
I didn't want to live.
I didn't want to go to work.
It was affecting my mental health around my family.
Whether it's true or not, it don't matter.
But this is the place to get it off.
Tasha K is going to lose this.
But I don't think this is going to do nothing for the future of YouTubers and critics and trollers.
It ain't, yo.
Let me tell y'all, it's very expensive to do this.
Before y'all start with these opinions, it's expensive.
Everybody's not doing it.
That's true.
Let's start there.
But, Joe, it might get some people to be like, I'm going to leave them alone because they got the money and time to fuck with me.
It might not affect it all the way down the line.
It'll scare a couple niggas about saying something about certain people.
If you know they could...
If this Tasha K. Chick loses this and it basically crush her and she's done...
How's it going to crush her, though?
Damn, if...
That's the thing.
What is she really going to do?
It could be a big enough financial penalty that she can't afford it.
Depending on what the verdict is, you could cut her water off.
I'm broke.
That part.
Okay.
I'm broke.
So you could have a civil lawsuit all day.
Yeah, but then you can't run your business.
Yeah, exactly.
I've also ended your business.
You can't run your business.
I don't want the money from you.
I want to end your business.
They can't, but I'm listening.
I put her business in somebody else's name.
Now she's just a face of a paid salary.
Yeah.
Can't end nothing.
You know what I'm saying? Like, yo. You can make a headache. Make a headache. I basically paid a salary. Yeah. Can't end nothing. You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo.
You can make a headache.
I can make a headache.
And make it probably not as financially worth it.
You lose your credibility.
Nobody's starting to listen to you because they know you full of shit.
Cool.
Which, if she's lying about this girl, she deserves it.
If she's lying about Cardi B, she deserves it.
Actually, some of the shit, even if you're telling the truth, shut the fuck up, man.
Like, I just think that's nuts.
And this goes to what I've been telling y'all, that a lot of today, people are moving without
fair consequence.
If you knew something could happen to you over putting all this shit out, you wouldn't
do that.
That's true.
So that's kind of what I'm saying.
It could affect the next Tasha K might see all it is to say it
ain't worth it well i hear you but might that's just not so realistic the truth of the matter is
tasha k is new at this so she's gonna have to learn the legal loopholes and consequences and
so forth and so on like so many before her hat. Listen, we used to call Q, may he rest in peace,
from Worldstar every day.
Yo, nigga, what the fuck is this you got up?
You can't.
Hey, take that shit down.
We used to call Vlad.
There was a few niggas we used to call.
Fuck you, Vlad, Vladimir.
There's a few niggas we used to call
and they would say,
yo, we know the law, nigga.
Go sue us.
We know what we're doing.
That's true.
We check this with our lawyers.
We'll be advised by them,
not you.
You talk to your lawyers. Sure. Oh sure oh all right then you call your lawyer and if you ain't got a
lawyer to know how to handle that they're gonna take and leave it alone or if your money ain't
long enough to even try it and hey hey hey let me get into your lawyer's head for a minute
hey what client are you to your lawyer yeah where you at on that list yeah that's true
niggas don't never want to talk about that When your lawyer might be busy With real nigga shit
Hey you and your little internet games
Wait a second alright
Closing this fucking
500 million dollar deal
Cardi B is
I'm sure
If not one
She up there
She up there
She up there
For him
You stop what you're doing for that
Client
Oh no
That's what I'm saying
She's on that list
She's on that list
Names who got enough money, time, and pull.
You leave them the fuck alone.
This is how much money she got.
The other day she tweeted, yo, I ain't going to hold you.
Being famous is boring.
That's what she tweeted.
I read that and had to scratch my head for a minute because I know how tough it can be to be famous.
But not when you get that famous.
It has to be boring
because now you can't go nowhere.
Can't do shit.
It costs money for you to move.
Can't go outside
without a mob of people
running up to you.
I can't run to the store real quick.
I can't go to the supermarket.
I can't do regular shit.
I can't go to the gas station.
And she won't make an album.
So good luck.
But don't get mad at me. I told y'all the album ain't coming this year. That's luck. But don't get mad at me.
I told y'all the album ain't coming this year.
That's dope.
She ain't getting too much money.
That's dope.
Shout out to her, y'all.
Yeah, shout out to Cardi B, man.
Queen.
Friend of the show.
Did this show way back when we weren't recording the show.
And was great.
And was great.
No, she seems personal.
I think I'm tapped out
I'm cool
sleeper time
I was gonna ask you guys
why do women think
pussy is an apology
but we can wait
till the Patreon
yeah it's a good Patreon
I was gonna tell you why
tell me in Patreon
yeah I'll tell you
easy reason why
but it's not one though
it is
yes it is
absolutely
we'll talk on Patreon
y'all think pussy
you think pussy isn't
no no no no
I'm not agreeing with it
I'm telling you the why
why they think it
yeah
oh you're saying
because they think it is
no
it's a reason
we'll talk on Patreon
what you playing John
alright
yeah play your sleep
alright
I'm playing
I ain't gonna say what I'm playing I'm playing Yeba All right. I'm playing.
I ain't going to say what I'm playing.
I'm playing Yeba.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm playing a live version of Stand.
One of my favorite joints on her album.
If not my favorite joint on her album.
But Yeba's incredible.
Three, four.
Uh-oh. You are the light of my world.
You're coming to try. She went absolutely crazy on this live version. You're getting to trust me.
She went absolutely crazy on this live version, and I searched for it everywhere.
You're changing the time on my head.
Shout to you.
Changing the ways I fall.
She's so beautiful.
Yeah, bud.
Stand.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You can't even look me in my eyes I told you So don't you make me say it one more time
One more time
When you went away
Let's go then
Moonlight took the day
Day Stars and darkness Hey Will you stand, stand, stand, stand
Stand, stand
Can you stand the rain, yeah baby
When summer's gone and there's no use in
Weighing it out all the time, all in vain
Seeping deeper into blame
When you went away
Moonlight took the day
Stars and darkness, oh, collided in the loneliest of space.
Will you stand, stand, stand, or will you falter?
Will you lead until the time is spending? Never ending strength and love
Will you prosper? Will you recover after all the love you've lost and lost again?
Will you stand, stand, stand, stand?
Will you stand, stand, stand, stand Turn your universe divided over all of me, yeah
And I've been looking deep into my soul
Finding my reflection in the mercury, mercury
Turning, turning my transgressions into gold
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Knew you would be miles away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Baby, we don't have to run so hard
Ain't nothing to fuck with
They see it in the way we are
But they can't realign the stars
Now too many people sound better than the album version
Or the live version
See it in the way we are
What a gift
But we don't have to run so hard
Hey
Here you go
And call me crazy
But they see it in the way we are
Brand new old music from Yeba.
The song is called Stand.
It's the live version.
Loving light to this queen.
She's amazing.
We don't have to run so hard.
And call me crazy, but they see it in the way we move
Yeah, she go crazy for another 40, 45 seconds, but y'all get the point of that one, man.
Shout out to Yeba.
Hello there, Joe.
I'm Joe Biden.
I'm gonna play some hip-hop.
This is Napalm by my man, Jess Smith, featuring Hill and U-God.
Oh, shit.
I felt like I was too hype after that.
I got in my little element.
Let's do it.
Now I'm with the family.
This shit.
It ain't new to me.
I think I could do this in my sleep now.
Benji,
Grant and Jackson.
They on speed now.
Fucking and totally. I'm with the team, let's have a feast now
I know who ain't reach out, you can catch me in Belize right in my beach house
Academia, hard knocks, you know I'm a school vet
My nigga made some green off of the white, just like a school man
J.U. just with Hill, come on now, that's just a few vets
Green and red, Gucci's on her feet looking like roulette
Time to change it, you ain't even ganged, my niggas stop complaining
Before the seers done their doors off, we hopping out the Wrangler
When we see your flyers, that's the shit that they gon' ash on
I shine bright, when you record me, then put the flash on
It's hell, honorable and learning lessons
Shoutouts to the east side, I gotta do it all for Scrappy
Cause I'm big Bronx, just like the Yankees
And Gina in his prime, I'm too hot, it's a fever every line
I'm only rolling with dogs, couple keys to help you open up doors
Sell that shit and call it Monday Night Raw
And get to work like it's chores
I smell like money, that shit reap on my paws
I'm making sure my niggas never go poor
And live forever in flaws
You might catch me speeding down in the polls Cocksucker be the nigga get lost I'm making sure my niggas never go poor And live forever in flaws
You might catch me speeding down in the pause Cocksucker be the nigga get lost
Don't even ask what it cost I got the cheese so of course I got sauce
They said I'm broke, tell me who was your sauce I hate a nigga at cost
You fuck with us you mess around and get lost But stay with Tex like we about to get tossed
And send your soul to the law A couple shooters give a fuck about laws Hands and everything, Kawhi they can claw
Don't need no probable cause They see these diamonds and they dropping
they jaws VVS is A1 ain't no flaws
Suck a nigga I floss I'm getting to it, lil nigga for sure
The accounts, all them shits is up short I thought and life vibes That's your guy, he from your south
We share some drinks, a couple splits, but really ride
Less lows and more highs
You cross me once, we cut them ties
Can't take his word if he don't look me in my eyes
Fresh home, been in my zone
Ain't come from jail, been out the country on my own
So the influence is unknown
Private islands, how we mobbing
My everyday life is what you call stylin'
It's regular, you call it wildin'
Really been around some shit
Really been around them, now I'm a vet
Good architect, no, I ain't Mr. Step
Just know we all the way in
So please don't watch your own wit
Cause I don't call them my friends
And we gon' roll to the end
Dollars, pesos, or pounds
Remember movin' pounds, talkin' rarely I, pesos, or pounds Remember moving pounds, talking rarely
I was outside, you was outside too, but barely
If I want, I set the order
All I gotta do is call up, name good
Say the word and they gon' move across the border
J.U.
That was Napalm, Just Smith, Hill, you got
Alright
I got Just, man.
Play some hip-hop shit, too, as usual.
Let's go.
This is Dark Knight by V-Don and the Ducks.
The world doesn't want catchwords and tricks.
It doesn't want propaganda gestures.
It wants an honest program which will protect the safety of free men.
Yeah, I bleep Robin.
The bat will screeched like a toddler
Bruce Wayne, the titty meat fondler
Thank God I got Damien and not a daughter
PMD, how a nigga came out the side of
Superman is light, I got more honor
The darkness turned me into a fool like Raza
The Joker is dead, the Joker dead, yes I killed him
Got them PDs on my head, got bread, see that was never an issue
Never needed a pistol, to my parents I miss you
These two fists I gotta beat you down to the grizzle
I dropped some chemicals in the beacon, watched it sizzle
Got the sample from a clue within the Riddler's riddle
Watched from a skyscraper adjacent from the venue
I leapt off of the ledge, I'm on the Riddler's riddle Watched from a skyscraper adjacent from the venue I leapt off of the ledge
I'm on the Riddler's head
Even though the dark night is clearly one of our beds
Swung through the window as the glass shattered
He fled, hacked his hardware
The penguin was smuggling bread
It's a height though
My nigga rhymed and hit the nitro
He was swinging that staff
But they could let the pipes blow
Back flipped and hovered to the ground from the back wing
Invasive movements to counteract the henchmen's clapping
Maddening, dodge bullets effortlessly
I'm Bruce the Playboy, these bitches want me sexually
It's Dark Knight by Adonis and Vidal
What you got for us, Ish?
Dude's name is Mooseyosey wins the song name is pillow
Told her that I love her never let her go niggas got so many feelings that we don't ever show
So that way I feel what you feel, you will never know
I feel it in the air, can feel it in my soul
I wake up in the morning, feeling like a zombie
Say she missed the sex, sure they don't remind me
My San Iver ex got me feeling like it's 9-3
I call you my ex, but you know just where to find me
No one call the bag, don't beg, I'ma catch it
Do it with no hands, drive me crazy like a test
I was scared of all your love, baby, girl, like sex
Said I wouldn't fall again, baby, you on my ex
Knowing that I want you on my pillow
I'm feeling low, I'm getting high, we've been with it
Sitting at the end, you know that I'll be right outside
Double tap, I know you're missing me a little
Knowing that I want you on my pillow
I'm feeling low, I'm getting high, we've been with it Sitting at the end, you know that I want you on my pillow Been a long game, how we been well?
Santa, how do you know that I'll be right outside?
Devil tapping on you, missing me a little
I still miss your kisses, I don't wanna wait
Science to deliver, water's on the way
She told me in the meantime
I still wanna see you, girl
Now you know it's all on you
All that's in your car I just wanna see you, Now you know it's all on you All that's in your court I just wanna see you baby
Fuckin' is a known sport And you be sendin' news to my phone all day
Sweetie, got the best news that I saw all day Now we textin' back and forth, I'm tryna
find out just when I'ma see ya Black and Puerto Rican, lil' mamacita
Thought I wasn't one of you, who knew I would need ya
Knowin' that I want you on my pillow
I'm feeling long and hard, we've been riddled
Sending out the end, you know that I'll be right outside
Double top, I know you're missing me a little
Knowing that I want you on my pillow
I'm feeling long and hard, we've been riddled
Sending out the end, you know that I'll be right outside
Double top, I know you're missing me a little Knowing that I want you on my pillow That's Moosey Wins Pillow.
Beautiful.
Beautiful, beautiful.
You guys are getting really good with these things.
You guys.
We're looking at you.
You guys means you.
And speaking of you man
Listen I do my best to
Protect you from our audience here
I wasn't even sure
If I wanted to reveal
This information
But uh
Here comes some bullshit
It's coming
It's definitely coming
But you recently had a birthday
That's what you're doing, fam.
Wishing you a happy birthday?
We can't even do that?
You know what I'm saying?
You played the song.
Your men are so toxic.
So that should be the end of it?
Or should my mom have gone to Manhattan
to get you a cake?
If Corey would bring our cake out,
stop texting little girl he met.
Stop texting little girl he met.
Silly.
He's so far removed from dating.
We'll talk about it later.
He don't know how to date, yo.
Yo, it's the old thing.
He don't want you to know this is bad.
All right, Ish.
You told my mom red velvet cake.
And my mom did what any real nigga mother would do.
Your mother is the real nigga.
I just said what any real nigga mother would do.
No, your mother's the real nigga. You the son. Open it up, man. Yo, that's my nigga. Your mother's my nigga nigga. I just said what any real nigga mother would do. No, your mother's the real nigga.
You the son.
Open it up, man.
Yo, that's my nigga.
Your mother's my nigga.
Open this up.
Erickson, we getting this?
Huh?
He said, yeah, you getting it.
All right, but we want the people to see the beautiful cake.
Pick it up and turn it.
That's all.
Come on, man.
Stop playing with my mom.
Stop playing with my mom.
Yo, look at that.
My mother's the greatest.
Look at that.
How you turn out like that? How you turn out like that?
How you turn out like that.
That's fucked up.
My mom went straight
to Cake Man Raven.
If you're from New York,
you know what,
you know what time it is
with Red Cake Man Raven.
Yo,
let me get a plastic.
You shouldn't even eat
no red velvet cake
that ain't from Cake Man Raven
in New York.
This nigga really
takes it a little short.
So Ish is really 51 now.
Happy birthday.
And my mom know
this nigga's aging, so I mean, Ish, Ish don't know we recording the show.
Ish, open the fucking case.
And you take some of this thing, man.
My mom went all out for you.
Niggas love you, yo.
And you laughed at her son's abandonment issues.
Wow, yo.
Wow, yo.
Wow, look at that. Come on wild, yo. Wild, yo. Wild.
Look at that.
Come on.
Come on.
Can we see it?
Look, it says,
happy birthday-ish.
Your mother's the man.
Come on, man.
Say it in the mic.
Hold it up so the camera can see it.
This cake is bigger than you.
Do I have to get up and do it?
He is the coolest nigga.
We'll never get a billion.
We'll never get a billion. We'll never get a billion.
He said go back over there.
He said go back.
He mad now.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
Happy birthday, Antoine.
Happy birthday.
What do you want me to do, man?
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you adieu Farewell
Hasta la vista
Arrivederci
Adios
So long
Goodbye
Remember life is a series of moments
And moments pass
That might be a 14-incher
So let's make this one last
As if it's all that we've had
Also last
But certainly not least
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab an ibuprofen and enjoy your headache.
Young people out there, this was the birthday song before 50 Cent dropped that shit.
And before Drake dropped whatever that shit is.
That Drake shit don't count.
The 50 Cent one.
Some girls.
Once they played it on the Insecure finale, some women started to say,
Oh, see, i told you that's
the best birthday song ever made play the birds drop man shout to mama because that was birds
that was only birds that was dope thank you why do you love birds
you're never gonna meet your desired body weight just eat the shit yo you're never going to meet your desired body weight. Just eat the shit, yo. You're not going to make, what, you want to be 180 or some shit?
Shut up, man.
Then maybe forget what the fuck I was about to say.
And baddies, if you're listening, remember,
why would you want to window shop when you have this?
Yes, they did, yo.
I can show it to you.
You're lying.
I'm telling you.
You're lying.
Yo, the baddie cats.
You're lying, man.
I'm telling you.
They're my favorite thing.
They start my mornings.
They start my mornings.
Why would you want
the window shower?
When you have this.
All right.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh, man.
I'll be wanting to tell him about what's in the window.
That shit in the window ain't chump.
That got product placement for a reason, buddy. Stevie in the closet
Picking out what he wearing tomorrow
Y'all still believe that?
Bye
Alright
Alright we out of here man
Since they still think
Stevie Wonder's blind
Y'all think he's blind and the best musician ever?
Wow.
Or has he lied to us all?
Did he come up with a...
Did you see the drums, fam, really?
Huh?
The drums, really?
Yeah, you think you can't see them?
You know how hard it is to play some of that shit blind?
Like a piano, so you can feel it, you know what I mean?
The drums?
I'm telling you, I said bye three times. Where do you see the cymbal?
That nigga's not blind, yo.
How do you know where the cymbal is?
You're not riding with him.
How do you know where the cymbal is?
That nigga here be badder than the finest Dykeman chicks.
I think he blind.
Yeah.
He okay?
No, no, no, no, no.
You got to get me on this side.
You fucking up.
He trust me. I hope you enjoy your cake, man. You got to get me on this side. You fucking up. Yeah, he tried.
I hope you enjoy your cake, man.
Shout out to Cake Man Raven.
Shout out to Mama Button.
Definitely shout out to your mama.
I'm just saying that because that's what they say.
Thank Mama Button.
Ice, a lot of people looking for you to fight you, man.
Don't run from it either.
No, they tagging me.
Yo, man.
We'll see y'all same time, same place. This Saturday, man.
Y'all are down.
That nigga fucking heckin' hot.
It's cool yo Just live yo
Enjoy yourself
It's your birthday man
Do your thing Ken
That's you
That's all you
My mom just asked
If we bring her a slice back
But that's all you
That shit look like something
Don't let me get some milk
Let me get some milk
I was getting ready to ask
Can we get some milk
Wait wait wait
We can't drink milk?
I'm drinking milk with some red velvet cake.
Y'all got me fucked up.
I'm going to drink milk until I'm out of here.
One of these days, you're going to get to a certain monetary point.
Y'all keep thinking I'm going to change like that.
You are.
You're changing already.
And let me...
I don't know that milk is what changes with the money, though.
Yeah, milk is going to be there.
Ramen is going to be there.
It's some shit that's just going to stay the same.
Listen, there's going to come an age where you too full to have sex.
I'm there.
What?
That was like 32.
I've been there already.
What are you talking about?
I'm kind of full.
Full and tired.
Full and tired.
My TV show on.
Any other reason I could think of?
No, that's true.
Yeah, I'm on my period.
I'm on my period.
My dick is cleansing itself.
You farting all crazy while you fucking?
Now what?
Damn, if I had another dollar, I'd throw the B word out there just cause.
But I don't.
Bye.
Not for daddy.