The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 506 | "The Barrier"

Episode Date: January 29, 2022

Joe and the guys face the dreaded conversation of knowing when a woman is out of your league. Then, sharing personal experiences and observations from others, they reveal some hard truths (16:25). Next, the guys discuss Euphoria being criticized for its display of drug use (39:50), Aziz Ansari's latest special, the Baseball Hall of Fame's voting process being flawed, and MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden  Sleeper Picks Joe | Grimm Lynn - “Back 2 Luv” Ice | Guapdad 4000 - “I Need Bands” Parks | Nicholas Craven & Evidence - “Breaking Atoms” Ish | Marie Dahlstrom - “Mine”

The script did that, yo. You really couldn't have scripted that. I just said, let me put my phone on the desk. I think that's the noise my washing machine makes. That's funny. That was funny. That's the noise that my dishwasher makes or some shit. Why you?

Get with the times. What's your phone ring? It don't. Word. At all. I don't know what sound my phone ring. Why does yours? You'd strike me as a ringer.

Stop fronting, please. Until it ain't. Your phone rings, yo. Get out of here. Your phone rings. Who phone rings? Yours. Your phone ring, nigga.

My phone don't ring. That's what he talking about. You talking about my phone ring? Your phone ring, bitch. Where's my phone ring? You can throw something in the cup because we are recording. So enough. Go ahead and put it down.

Go ahead and put something in the cup. Put your phone down. I'm about to call your phone to see what the ring is. Call it. What do you think? I'm lying on my vibration on my phone? Yeah. Yo, every day I learn more about the person people think I am.

Like, my lie got to be a little more important. I know your phone ring because I heard the ring. We've all heard the ring on air yeah what are you talking about yeah man he threw one at you

like you was a stripper he just gonna let him gas you go ahead I didn't say a word I didn't say a word but the cup is that way I don't know why

it doesn't over here you're closer it's why you fucking with me But the cup is that way. I don't know why it ain't nothing over here. You're closer. Oh. No, man. It's why you fucking with me. The cup growing on the left. Why you fucking with me today, man?

I don't want no sauce. Never. Not me. I wanted to start with the position of privilege that you live your life with. What? Off mic back there. I don't know what y'all was talking about but when I came in the room somebody just blurted something out

that I believe go ahead expound nigga how you just talking cryptic well I was trying to but anyway alright

I mean I could I could get the conversation I heard somebody blurt out nah man it's feel like he could bag a girl in the world wherever he at. It don't matter where he at. And you was like, no, that would have to be a lie because y'all know I don't speak to nobody. That is true.

But what happened was the backstory was somebody was talking about Kim K. And Alex said, yo, you like Kim K, fam. You want Kim K. Everyone looks at him. And I said, fam, people like Kim K and Alex said yo you like Kim K fam you want Kim K and I said fam people like Kim K there's not a man in here that wouldn't pop Kim K and so that's where the conversation went he said yo you gonna get her

you in the same room with her I wouldn't speak about somebody's wife that way or the mother of their kids that way so I'm not going to I guess we can bleep it but anyway so then he says about somebody's wife that way or the mother of their kids that way. So I'm not going to. I guess we can bleep it. But anyway, so then he says, yo, when you get in the room,

you want to try to bag it? And I said, no, I'm in a relationship. But even if I wasn't in a relationship, I still wouldn't try to bag it because I would push up on girls. Yeah, I saw somebody say the other day, you know how ugly a girl got to be for a dude to say I got a girlfriend? I know who said that to her.

She's a jerk, yo. So then the conversation was, oh, okay. That's what you're gonna do? I said, no, if Joe's there and I'm single, then Joe does the dirty work. But wait, before we get to that,

you just gonna tell Kim K you got a girl? Let me hear how that's going to go. There's going to be a text, a phone call, a letter. You're going to mail it? How are you going to do that? What is he talking about? Wait, get off of me.

This isn't right. For I have a girlfriend. For I. For I. A man far away who would never know. And I can kind of probably get this off

and it's and it's Kim K I'm probably gonna get this off nah you wouldn't do that of course you would anyway so then you were saying

what now if Joe was dead no I said yo I wouldn't highlight Kim K I got a relationship and I don't highlight girls but I said if my man was dead you getting good and was single, then that's another story.

And they said, your man who? And I said, Joe. Joe does the dirty work. And you said that's a position of privilege that I have. That is a real position of privilege. And everybody else in the background screamed out, yo, you're too old for that shit. I don't know if you missed that one. No, I didn't.

But you don't care. Again, I haven't been faced with that in a long time. You ain't throw me no alley-oop with a girl in damn near a decade. I'm just saying that. Well, we've both been involved. No, I'm saying, yeah. But it's just what we used to do. Okay.

But that hasn't changed for you? We haven't been in that situation. Thank God, man. Right? Thank God. Round of applause. Hold on, applause hold on man thank god man that's nice but yeah so that that's where we were all right how y'all doing good good man good how are you i'm great great nice chill little day here a little tugging at the you know i mean but why do you think that's a position of privilege? Because not everybody has a favorite friend.

Because not everybody has a Joe Button. Yeah. That's definitely privilege. Before I knew Joe Button, I was sending Joe Johnson to go holla. It ain't Joe Button.

You just said. Yeah, that's I grew-ish. Like, just having someone to go and speak for you. Yeah, yeah, it's not Joe because he's Joe Button. Yeah, but that's a little extra.

Especially someone that's good at what they do. Any pretty charismatic guy to the strangers. I thought you just called him pretty. Never. Not a bad person to send over. It's not. Indeed.

Even that. Even if you remove the fact that it's him. It's still a privilege, though. As the alley-oop guy, what do you go say when your man says... I can sell you. I used to send Michael Ball over. You give him the script? No, I say dope shit. Whenever I send him. No, I throw an alley-oop for my What do you go say when your man says... I can sell you. I used to send Michael Ball over. You give him the script? No, I say dope shit.

Whenever I send it. No, I throw an alley-oop for my niggas. Oh, okay. Oh, so you just don't like talking to the girl that you like. You'll talk to another girl. I'll talk for one of you niggas in a heartbeat. Yeah, what? Have you ever talked for me?

A time or two. It's not really necessary for you, though, because you go. You do. When you see something something he be like birds drop yeah early we coming early

I'm lying we've said this all here before you mean you mean you mean you mean you love

birds oh my god it's been a long time go as in you see something you mentally I think start devising

a plan of how I'm going to get that shoulder time stamp killer my man you can't shoulder no more you can't do none you can't shoulder no more

no way you touching strangers that's a charge did she sign NDA No way. You touching strangers? That's a charge. Did she sign an NDA? Hey, I'm going to touch your shoulder. You okay with that, right? Listen, though, that is a talent.

That is a skill. Like, I used to send my cousin over when I was doing that, and I've seen him go into the depths of hell. Gangs of six and seven women all wanting to do different things. Came out victorious? And handle it. MP? Yes.

What? Huh? I didn't know he was that dude. Yeah, no, it's a skill. It's a nice skill to have. That's it. I like being the shooter in that position. That's fun. Shooter, shoot. I'm an assistant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Chris that position that's fun shoot a shoot

yeah yeah but then you eventually get that well why don't he come over here for himself where your friend he got a mouth he has social anxiety oh he can't speak for himself condolences

so then you gotta you gotta weave around that one I think you put me in some tough positions before too pause I did? I think if I just harken back were you gonna stick up for him

for not coming over? where it was just like the baddest chick in the universe who has been ignoring every man to come her way. It's been one of those where it's like, yo, you really about to put me in it.

She probably gave me to look like, look at this bum-ass nigga, Joe Budden, staring at me. It was like one of those where I had mad shit to work against, but... Sealed the deal? I'm sure I did. I'm sure I did mad shit to work against. But sealed the deal. I'm sure I did. I'm sure I did.

My memory's bad. I can tell by this face you did. I'm sure I did, yo. I'm sure I did. I'm appreciative. Thank you. All right, so everybody's feeling good. Great.

That's excellent. Parks has us here a day early. I have to resent him a little bit for it. But y'all them dudes, so we're going to be all right here. Let's see. How do we feel? It's a blizzard. Yeah.

They say it's going to be a hurricane blizzard. What the fuck is that? I don't know. Snow and heavy winds? Yeah, I'm not a meteorologist. It's a nor'easter then, right? That means we snowed it. For the lovelies.

God damn it. Fell asleep with a little Netflix on. I mean... You finish it yet? No, I didn't finish it yet. Today was my day to finish it. We're here to work. But I love you.

You know what I mean? yet today was my day to finish and we're here to work but i love you yeah i mean she get up go piss in the middle of the night you wake up too god damn it that's how close y'all for the lovers out there let's go but that's when i talk yo yo it's always act like I'm angry. Everybody laughs, man. I just mean it's funny. We should get up to go piss. In the middle of the night. They all do it. You gotta wake up too?

No, you don't have to do that. Well, I wake up early. You know that. Okay. So, yeah, nah, that's a vibe. I take your word for it. You got it. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait. All right, now I'm gonna learn about y'all y'all don't have those interactions with your significant other like in the middle of the night like when maybe you both should be asleep

never fucked around 3.30am 4.30am the rollover I mean if that's how it happens yeah yeah you had that well normally she go take a piss wipe her a little hot pocket off, and get back in the bed.

Normally she come back in the bed with a plan. I mean, well, maybe y'all never experienced that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Never mind. For the lovers out there, sorry if you can't relate. My bad. My bad.

Hey, maybe she don't wake up in the middle of the night for you. Maybe sleep is more important. Oh, she's getting so much zine. Let's go then. She sleeps so much more peaceful at your place. Don't worry about it. I got us. I got us, man.

Protect yourself. Don't jump in this. Just got us. I got us, man. Protect yourself. Don't jump in this. Just keep acting like I'm crazy. I got you. The GOAT. Now for the X's. Everybody didn't wake up so happy in the morning now

Bitch been acting up for a few months You did some shit last night You had enough But you're in the same house It's tough, I've been there man Let's play some Sade, take a hot shower Stay in there for a minute Sit down in there, oh that helps When you sit down in the stand up shower Let's go, Sade, take a hot shower, stay in there for a minute I gave you all the love I got Sit down in there, oh that helps

When you sit down in the stand-up shower, let's go, talk to him, Joe I gave you love Yo, you be in there depressed as hell, you ain't even got no soap on your body, water just on your hands Now you look like a fucking water fountain in there with your dumb ass, dick man, soft You're a fucking a loser get yourself together get some good body scrubbing something man condition your beard exfoliate get a face mask something do something you can hear in the other room telling a girlfriend how she's out of here and you ain't

she talking loud on purpose i'm cryin' for you We here for you I gave you all the love I gave you more than I could Oh man Gave it all to you Gave you love She still left with a richer nigga

Damn I gave you all that I have inside It is leave with a richer nigga season I ain't gon' hold you I'm glad I'm up They been tryna throw these broke niggas in my face, but I'm strong Keep tryin' Bad season to be down

I tell you that one When it get too bad, just shop, nigga Been at the mall every day I've been lied You and I too bad just shop niggas been at the mall every day oh we're right there little clearance rack looked at everything on that little rack look at this little number I tried to tell you to go to the clearance rack they got to get rid of the hoodies

I had so much time on my hand I pulled up the little register dudes to the side Get rid of the hoodies. I had so much time on my hands. I pulled the little registered dudes to the side and said, yo, dog, I done bought a lot of this shit at full price. And now it's sitting here for this price. That's how much time I have, man. I said, well, when did you buy it? 30 days?

90. Look, bucko. 90. Bought it a little while ago. What's your policy? 30 days. Oh, it was more than 30 days ago.

Neiman is 30? Mm-hmm. Bloomy's is 90. Bed Bath & Beyond didn't matter. Take some shit back from seven years ago. No, I ain't even sell. No, I sure didn't.

That shit ain't even sell. That's how they out of business now Nigga that was a hustle When I was in college Couldn't pay that rent Take them Ferragamos Back to Norstrom's And get cash

What the fuck you talking about Shout out to the Scambles Shout out to the Scambles Hey listen They out there No shit They up I'm paranoid as hell

Typing my email places. When you came to my head. Hey, nah, nah, she getting her bag on the second verse. We here, we here. I promise you, we coming, it's coming, it's coming. Brightened every day with your sweet smile. I say you think Sade is doing verses soon. She'll leave the house, bro.

N***a lost his fucking mind. To who? Don't matter. You just predict. It's her. Didn't I tell you? Oh, she about to get mad now. Hold up.

What I believe. Somebody say that a love like that won't last. Didn't I give you all that I got to give back? This is no ordinary love, no ordinary love. Yeah, I need to hear this playing downstairs with the hash cooking. Feel good now. Ready to pot. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. Y'all good? Yes hash cooking. Feel good now. Ready to pot.

I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. Y'all good? Yes, sir. Good. Barch. Good. Good.

All right. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Oh, I hate to cut it off right there. I hate to cut it off right there. God damn it. No, Joe.

Bye. No, for daddy. idea god damn it microphone check one two what is this 506 yes sir welcome to episode 506 of the joe button podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored host joe button here with a few really good guys. Parks is here. Ish is here. Ice is here. Corbett's here. Young boys are in the band. Everybody's here.

Good. What's up? What's popping? What's up, man? I'm ready to unpack some shit. What's cracking? There's something packed? I don't know.

We unpack, so I'm ready. Whatever's out there, let's unpack it. Please not sidewalks. Whatever we do, as long as it's not the curb. I'm down to unpack, too, though. Hey, Corey tossed a good one. Let's get right to it. What do you do when she's out of your league?

But there's some rhythm there, right? Yeah, there's some rhythm there. There's rhythm there, but she's out of your league? Yeah. Why is she out of my league? I was coming with that. If there's rhythm there, why is she out of my league? Because you're still running around doing fuckboy shit.

Nah, that might be it. The man or the person. Well, that's different. I'm with you. But that's different. That's a woman that you're not ready for. That's how it was presented initially, so I thought that's what we were doing. But I thought the way Corey-

I think he meant something different. Yeah, I think Corey meant that. I think he meant like she's out of your league for- Other reasons. Other reasons. Like you might not be up enough to where you think you are, where you think you need to be to be with her. It still kind of falls under the same. You're not ready.

Yeah, it is. Different reasons. Yeah, but it's a different not ready. Different reasons. It's a different not ready. That's all. I think if she giving you rhythm. No, one means you have the option. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.

We're talking about the one where you don't. Oh, you think you don't. Yeah. That's more important. You think you don't. Yes. Because in my opinion, when she giving you rhythm, it'd be our own insecurities that might make us think we out her league she

might be with everything that we come with but we personally especially as men don't feel i've been in this situation before speak to it i'm pulling up with the white you know me i used to be rolling with the white van and i'm like shut the door with the work boots and all two million dollar joint i'm up in there sleep sleep so i mean i think that oftentimes we might think we're not ready for her she might be willing to accept what we already come with and help us do better i think it's a man thing um especially financially most men feel as though they need to be the breadwinner or they need to be in the same financial space. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think it's an insecure thing.

There's a lot of dudes that live off women, too, though. Yeah, but them niggas, that's a different type of animal. But if you're a dude. Not today. They getting to it today. Who, men? The women got it. I know.

No, that's what I'm saying. No, he said it's a lot of dudes round of applause if you got got a girl with some coins to leech off paying all your bills women getting to it nice clean honda nice clean no that honda i think that's the thing with the dude more than the woman I think that's the thing with the dude I think if a woman Met you She giving you rhythm Now if she just shut you down

You just dead in the water But if she giving you rhythm I think that's more Something we be fighting ourselves over Yeah but sometimes you get the societal forces too Her friend groups Or her family or something like that That's making it hard for you too

I've been there I've been there before I just But again if she a dope chick She weed out the white noise or her family or something like that that's making it hard for you too. I've been there before. I just, but again, if she a dope chick, she weed out the white noise. I think this question is really for guys that talk to girls though.

As opposed, what you mean? Like how earlier we started with, like, you don't really approach women. Yeah, but once I'm talking. Because why does this exist

if you don't approach women because i don't really approach them neither but you might meet a woman at a game night you might meet a woman at oh i'm bad i'm i bet 97 of the game night and that's my point at a game night wrap this up i don't care what the variable is friend that want to go home early. Friend that hates pumping up. I don't care what it is. No, that's okay. At a game night, wrap it up.

You start engaging. What's home court for you? Give it to me. House parties. Right? House party. I was just getting ready to say that. House party killer.

House party for you? Definitely a house party. Some kickback, something like that. I don't know. Nah. I got to come back to me. Yeah, game nights is up i

groove uh i feel like you put me anywhere on god's green earth i triple my worth i feel like i do i but i but i do know oh the pool party rapid oh that's 98 98 99 it goes up at the pool party no it's real um but what do you get that out of there too? I mean, you, you've been there. We've all been there. I run from the woman that you feel like you're not on a level.

Yeah. I kind of embrace that shit. I kind of embrace it. I know what time it is. I knew, I knew who, cause you can ask around that. And I don't mean,

let me make myself clear. I don't mean run,, be afraid of it. I mean, I just understand. Some women, when I didn't have, I understood. But I think that's it. And some of them, totally with the game. It could be a lot. Totally with the game.

What you mean the game, though? They with the shits no matter what. Up or down, they just with it. Yeah, their boundaries just were different. So, yeah, you could charm them. You could funny them. You could movie them. I've done this with coffee dates.

I've done this with pizza ice cream dates. I've done this with a game night. I've done this with a quick concert. We was just talking about concert season. Some of these concerts that's coming up. What are they? Read them. Give them to me. because they're perfect joe and anthony hamilton on one tour it's a perfect date show and the other one was new edition jodeci and charlie wilson perfect easy date show that's lay up like put me something that's at the room. Something like that. A little dinner, something to see afterward.

A little black box in New York. I mean, if we really trying to. You know what I mean? No, but I think that based on what you said, I think sometimes, and we older. We've been around the block. I think sometimes we don't. A little too many times. Yeah, I think we don't give them enough credit.

I think we shoot ourselves in the foot. Like every woman out here don't need the nigga to be way up financially. That's a fact. And a lot of times dudes get in their own head when dealing with women like that. Because you'll see what she dealt with before. And it's like, all right, if this used to I can't I can't compete with that she might not be looking for you to compete with that

but you got in your own head like I gotta play with that nah I'm just gonna have to and I'm indulging this for conversation purposes but most of the time

I was the nigga that didn't didn't want the person that didn't want me like the woman the woman that I couldn't speak to because she only

fucked with a multi-millionaire i probably wasn't i probably really wasn't checking for her and that's why to start it off when i said oh she giving you rhythm she giving you rhythm that means she already you know what yeah yeah like i also don't have this conversation oh man fuck it we here now i also don't have this conversation because i speak from a position of privilege. You do. I turn it down. You do. Like, I know what the rep is, but in real life... No, you do.

I turn it down, down. I know when men say that, it's like every guy says that, right? But, so I... You can't just go into these... Everybody don't do that. That's true. Everybody don't move like that.

So, I try not to even address these conversations. I can vouch for you. You turn a lot down. I look at you like you're crazy. Well, yeah. and your rep will suffer because women will never share any of that they only share

when you ain't shit they don't share when you're a stand up dude they gonna share that yo I was trying to get this nigga some boxing he turned it down they shouldn't

ta da they not gonna share that they shouldn't yeah so I think that again I just think that a lot of people be getting in their own way

with regards to insecurities and shit. And we'll look and see. You open up a magazine and you'll be like, oh, multimillionaire mogul Vanessa Johnson marries landscape owner. And dudes be like, huh? Yeah, nigga, because that nigga took a shot and he thought he had something to offer, which you do. Just because you don't have financial shit, that don't mean provision is only financial. And she might not need that. I need you to give me some other shit that none of these other niggas that are up can't give me.

And my quote be, she need you to make you laugh till your stomach hurt and put dick in your stomach. That's half of the battle. But wait, hold up. Let me go back for a minute. And now for nothing, dude is probably a kind of ill landscaper yo it don't yo a how a guy is gauging and how a woman is gauging it'd be so night and day yo like you thought she just liked the dope boy nigga that was up she just want the nigga respected in his field. Yeah. Oh no,

you that nigga there in locksmith world. Yeah. That's enough for me. That could be true. Yeah. That's very true. Yeah, no. I can vouch for that.

It don't have to be something like that where you can douche it because women like to have a man around that can douche it. Now you looking calling that nigga

all types of douche. He got her lawn looking spectacular. With the spiral trees. Oh, come on. It's sculptures. Fucking sculpture. It's a picture of you up there. He got her lawn looking spectacular. With the spiral trees. Oh, come on, with sculptures. Fucking sculpt. It's a picture of you up there.

Look at this doof. And he can handle some drywall and some other shit too because it's kind of the same ballpark. Oh, you can put some shit together?

Oh. And you know, the fucking landscaper nigga is in there fucking for his life. Right. Nah, nigga in shape. Nigga in shape.

That nigga outside all summer. You was trying to be cute a little bit. That nigga in there just giving it up he used to deal with leaves and bushes he in there

going to work on your shit leaves and bushes oh man nah I think but to court I just think it'd be in our head

sometimes it does most of the time it also could be exhausting though cause like when you're shooting for that higher tier

financially or whatever, girl, you're trying to step your shit up. That shit can get exhausting at a certain point. You go broke. Yeah. But you could also just, even if you're just being super creative to avert the financial difference. That's dope, though. Yeah, it is.

I think that's dope. I think when you're going out of... It can get taxing, though. It can get taxing. Inflation is killing cheating. What? I'm sure. I'm sure.

I'm sure. Listen, I... Tell me more. Dates ain't cheap. Oh, okay. As men, I mean... Because all women think that we all got rosters galore.

That's true. Yeah, they swear. I'd be wanting to pull out a calculator with them. Like, yo, what this shit cost if I had to rock. Now, times it by how many you think I got?

You think you the only foodie I know, bitch? You're not that arrogant. Give me like four, yo. I just was like, you want to fuck up the flow? That's hilarious, man. You need four?

I'm loaning you four no I said you need it like four we just let you rock we did did we no I don't think so

not a one I be listening he be reaching I promise you but it's cause I don't want like this I do it every time first of all

I had credit in the little jar but I'ma throw it in there anyway nah you good I got you four alright cool just a case no dog we in New York shit is expensive it is mhm Nah, you good. I got two for him. All right, cool. Just in case. No, dog. We in New York.

Shit is expensive. It is. Fam, you got to take them out to eat. Yo, a bowling date could be 200. Could be? Yeah, I'm just saying. Good word. Depending on what.

If you go to the fancy bowling alley. You seen her go to the bowling alley and get water? No. I've never seen her. Where she at? Where she at? Where she at? Wait, you want to go another round?

Yeah, they want to play another fucking game. No. I'm going to beat you this time. Yeah. Now we sitting there because she got ass.

Okay. No. Stick a beat in your ass. Yo, that's funny, dog. That's funny. You go to the bowling alley. Nigga's over there on lane 17

looking at your ass as you walk up there. Hey, looking at me pointing. Come on, ma. Let's wrap it up. Yo, we got to go. So mad they closed

down the bowling alley right there on 42nd. Bowmore? Oh, it's closed down? Not Bowmore. That was, I don't even remember the name. The upstairs joint?

No, the nice fancy one on the west side highway on 42nd. They didn't close that down? Yes, the fuck they did. You won't see a bowling alley Side Highway. The 42nd. They didn't close that down. Yes, the fuck they did. You won't see a ball in the alley over there.

Lucky Strikes. Lucky Strikes closed down? Yes. Oh, maybe COVID. It's over. No, it's COVID. COVID. COVID.

It's just gone. That was always a nice day, too. I got that from you. Ball and date's a fly. Ball and date is a perfect date. Ice. I got that from you. But just explain it to him

because it's no not what he do. Fam, if I said I picked up something from my man, Joe used to take girls bowling on the first date. Yo, you don't get

what you're doing? No, real talk, I'm not moving Joe. Yo, fam, you niggas is nuts, my nigga. Yo, you are the greatest. Ice, do it.

All right, so like, I'm not going to take it off joe let's just make an example okay if if i'm dating a girl right now or my ex or whatever and i ain't never took her there but my man is saying yo yeah this is what he take the joints at that's not what i said y'all looking into it too much. Go ahead, though. Guess what? That's what they do. They look into it too much. Joe said bowling is a good date. And I said, yeah, I got that from him. I could tell you. So bowling is a good first date. Bowling is a good first date.

Correct. It allows a bunch of shit. See how we can say that and not say Joe has taken mad joints bowling as a first date. So not only me, that's women brain. That's how they're going to think. It's women brain. I didn't catch it at first, but now I see where it's going. Now that they've unpacked it, now the joint that went bowling feel away.

And it's going to text you. Now, luckily for me, I'm him, though. So the text is going gonna go a certain way but come on now okay anyway I've taken a bunch of girls

on a first date hey and pool bowling and pool is are two great first dates absolutely yes

bowling and pool absolutely you could be silly you could be funny you could break the touch barrier you could do a bunch of shit on the first date. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying, hello.

Are you going to check their board and shit? Let's go. No. You can break the touch barrier. You come behind them all. Yo, now, more like this. Let me show you how to hold it, though. Let me reach around you and show you how to hold it.

What a cutie pie. Yo, these are fools, yo. I'm lying. Yo, you heard him? You niggas is it. Yes, you're lying.

I don't break the touch barrier. That nigga got Me Too family members and some shit. I never even heard that. Break the touch barrier. Okay. What a loser.

I know. That's craziness that's nuts but no those are two great first dates that's funny they allow you to it's not loud they allow you to

no you don't gotta be in your cool bag you can be silly she throwing bullshit garter balls y'all laughing y'all joking it's a vibe

I think no you're right it is cool I'm with you that is a great those are great first dates I'm 100% with you No, you're right. It is. Cool. I'm with you. That is a great, those are great first dates.

I'm 100% with you. Worst date you ever been on? Did I ask you that before? Worst date I've been on was a hookup. Like, somebody, oh, who killed my,

those never go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yo, my man. Yeah, blind. Oh, my God. My girl's bringing her friend. She said, bring someone for her.

And you get there and it's a fucking, it's a troll that makes it bad yeah yes this shit was bad from the jump i didn't want it to start yeah yeah chicks always try to package up that bad contract off the team with a star player. What? You can take this one, but. Yeah, that's stupid, yo. No, that's real.

That was your worst date? Hell yes. Nah, mine wouldn't a chick be too serious. I don't really like that shit. Girls be just sitting there mad prudish and serious. That shit is cool. This guy is great. His worst date is just a theory.

No, I've had dates when you just be sitting in the conversation not flowing she real real serious and it should just be like yo hurry up and eat what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing that case hurry up and eat when you realize all right i'm still polite i'm still cordial i'm still you know i'm saying i'm still call your call your last chick that you had chemistry with you know what i'm saying get this't know it out of here honestly I start texting my niggas like you now you ever been on a date though like the first date on a date you just got the group chat yeah what y'all doing because I'm dropping her off this ain't going nowhere we out of here soon she finished that last bite gone you ever been on a bad first date, and then there's some nice ones in there? That shit is terrible, bro.

And that's where dating can get tricky, because there's always nice ones when you're out. Because you take them to the nice spot. Yeah. Cool music. Nice lighting. Oh, man. That's terrible. I don't know if this is my worst date, but I went on a date where we both knew it was the last date.

But I didn't know that we both knew at the time. Not until we got there. Time out. Before y'all got there, y'all knew it was the last date? Well, before we got there, I knew that this was my last date with this young lady. The last date wasn't the smoothest. Last date with this young lady. The last date wasn't the smoothest.

Come on, I'll meet you over at Fleming's right quick and settle this and close this out properly like a real man. For me, it was a closure date. I wasn't even checking for her state of mind, but when I got there... This is something you were not in a relationship with. No, it was a date.

It was a date. We had gone on about... I want to say... We had gone on about that's i want to say how many days we've gone out about five times we don't get the five we've gone out about five times not getting the five well this was five i know after two is a wrap because nervousness sets in on the first date you know what i'm saying like you weird on that second person after two if it ain't no good i'm great no but it but it's real common for the weird to come out at date three or four yeah so if the weird is out at one and two no i didn't say nothing about that what you mean so how so how'd you all right go ahead so the first two went well first two was cool

like normal normal dates okay oh yeah that's different i thought you were saying y'all had five bullshit yeah third date it might have been a little so you go on a date to make sure and then that's like and that that's when you confirm it for yourself like oh she'll never see me again but then after that you like you want to let bygones be bygones you want to end cool like you don't want it to be like a, you go out and just see if you could just, and nah, it was bad. I commend you for that

because we ain't getting to that. I be trying to do real nigga shit, man. I do. We are not getting to, if I know, if I got to that point that you was at

where I know I'm never going to see this one again, I'm never going to see her again. There is no date to confirm that if I got to that point. When I was younger, I would coach you.

Sometimes people are cool and you're just not compatible with them that's fine i don't gotta go out with you again for that yeah but you ain't gotta dub them in a way to where because because women may have a hard time compartmentalizing and they think oh we didn't work here nigga we ain't we don't need to work like yo i ain't no beef like it's nothing wrong yeah i just don't need to work. Like, yo, I ain't got no beef. Like, it's nothing wrong. I just don't want to pursue that avenue with you. Yeah. Or you work at XYZ Field. You could still throw me some business. We could still have a great relationship in other avenues and areas.

But it's just not a nice text message to me. Nah. See, I'm totally against that. Yeah. I'm totally against it. I'm talking about at the point where I know there's nothing else here. If we're still communicating, I don't have to go out with you

to express that part. That's all. I want to show you, though, that it ain't no beef. I want to give you the good hug. What you doing later when you leave? Like, yo. I feel like it's been a long time

since I've been in those situations. Not only because I've been in a long-term relationship, but the internet has changed all that shit. In text messaging, you should have a pretty good rapport with someone before you even go on the first date. So if the first date don't go well, after the text conversations and FaceTimes and all that shit,

there's really not much point in dragging this out much longer. I don't think so. I think that's on one side of the internet. I think there's a whole other side of the internet where, no, you don't have a good rapport at all. They get right to it. No, I was about to say that. I think it depends on how quickly you go out.

So the internet has done two things. And Joe said the other side. One side is, oh, he fine. She fly. What you doing? You want to go out tonight? Bam. Right.

And you get right to it. You don't know the person. Right. See, I think that's a little. And the other side is. I don to that but that's not really my thing but wait slow down because see i'm cool on that that we we don't really have a choice in that because the cool version of her is the cool version of her there's been a million women that i've followed for years so you think you feel like you got to understand them and then you jump in the text or you jump on the phone and be like, Oh,

Oh, you're super weird. I was calling to say what up? And you telling me that your dogs died two years ago and today you're sad. And like, it's just, and I empathize with that, but yeah,

I've had, there's a lot of that. There's a lot of that. Someone that you've been kicking it with on the internet you know from afar whatever form and then you finally meet years later it's like oh that's why i'm the king of the phone there's something floating around now with a woman talking about uh it's a meme talking about the time i went to go visit my home girl and found out that she was homeless it wasn't a home girl but that goes back to parks his good rapport point when you're following somebody and you're kicking it with them,

and maybe you're not asking the important questions because you assume. All right, well, that part. I'm going to assume you live somewhere. That's why I'm a phone guy. And now I'm going to fly out and see you, and now, oh, shit, you fucked up, or you don't, you don't. That's that particular situation. And what do y'all think children are doing?

Same exact shit. Because we're having this conversation with adult brain. Yeah. But how y'all think kids is getting to it? Oh, nigga, we... You think they vetting and discernment is... Fam, we know kids have been not fully thinking this through. We've seen...

Adults are doing it. Word. Yeah, we've seen To Catch a Predator where kids is meeting up with people not knowing who they're just going. I was just having this conversation. I think Rick Ross recently became a grandfather. Oh, shit. Congratulations. Rick Ross is 44 years old.

Oh, he's not. His daughter's pregnant. Pregnant. Oh, yeah. So he will become a grandfather, right? And I'm having a talk. I'm like, yeah, we all in that ballpark.

Like, my kid will be 21. Next five years, that's a possibility. You had 45, 46, 47 as a grandparent. Back in the day, we would have laughed at that, maybe judged somebody. Today, no, that's realistic territory now. You're not out the woods. And you're not out the woods if you're a 30. 30 something. And you're not out the woods

if you're a male son. I don't have a daughter, so I won't speak on it. But if your son is in that 16, 17 year old, when you're getting curious about your dick, you're learning about

who like you, and you outside. They started earlier than that. Well, yeah, I'm trying to be. No, I'm just saying, but they are really like active, active much, much earlier now. That wasn't even our thing.

Like it was few. It's because. It was a few. There's a few, but it's different now. I mean, the content in the TV, music, all that shit is very sexual. Way more than what we even grew up in. Our shit was way more than our parents grew up in.

Dare, the program, came out against Euphoria for their content that the kids are doing. I don't watch the show. I don't understand why they would do that. I understand why they do that. You understand why Dare would?

Yeah, and it's also not really real. They're druggy, druggy, druggies in high school which I mean happened I guess sometimes I don't know how it is now. The content comes from somewhere it's exaggerated. I get both sides of that argument because as children

you might want to see something that you relate to and if they're showing the doubt like some kids might be they don't know the how bad it could get. So if you watch it and can see it, it gives you some kind of idea.

It ain't no glamorizing. Yeah, no. They're not glamorizing. You know what I think we do? It's what white people do to black people. You put yourself in these shoes sometimes

and you really don't have a reference point. Adults that work for D.A.R.E., they not in these schools. You gotta, these kids in these schools be going through some shit. dog i gotta yo my teacher i mean some of my closest friends are teachers principals and shit like the stories that they come home with that these kids are going through my life works in the school are insane so the people at there might not know that this is

real right this might not be exaggerated so much and your word it's just hitting that point on the head it ain't that it ain't that it's being marketed to kids is that the way they marketed to kids when i was a kid versus how they market today to kids it's just very different like all around all around the boy hold up okay but when fucking dukakis was running for president whatever year that was, I was watching my aunt and my mom was watching the fucking primary, all that shit. I was none the wiser.

You know what you're for? I had no idea. Let me just finish my point real quick. Sorry, sorry. I had no idea who he was, what was going on, and really didn't give a fuck. Today, Cardi B might be speaking for Dukakis, and it wouldn't be Dukakis. But today, they will find a way. Listen, today, they put the vaccine on Sesame Street.

Yeah. Today, how they market with this euphoria shit and the kids, it's just very, very, it's just very different. That's all. But that could also be, because they realize the way they, even with the drug shit, when we were younger, Dare and all of that, Scruff McGruff, the crime dog. Like, keeping kids, it was just, yo, drugs are bad. This is your brain, that's your brain on drugs.

They're not really, you watching that, like, I can't, I don't, it's not a connect. You know what, you know what, for you is, to me, to put it for our generation, kids times 10. Kids. It's kids. Kids times 10. See, I'm glad you said that because i was just about to bring it up kids was groundbreaking it was yes it was disturbing groundbreaking yeah but why disturbing because nothing that they depicted in kids wasn't was fiction that shit was going on

that shit was going on crazy everything yeah all we had was kids and uh little rock in arkansas whatever the name of that shit banging and little rock banging and little rock that's all we had and both of them shits they tried to ban them suppress them get them out of here kids was a movie these are shows that come out every other month that star your favorite beautiful model. And I love that woman. I do. But I know who her audience is. So the only dangerous part about it that I could agree with

is that it's like really well shot. It's like beautiful. You know what I'm saying? Kids was not beautiful. Kids probably didn't have the financial backing. It is the time. No, but that's the problem. That's what problem. Yeah.

That's what I keep saying. Now, it's picture perfect. It's beautiful. It's glamorized. The soundtrack is phenomenal. It's the big budget. Everything is. The framing is. Phenomenal.

The music is crazy. The music of it all is marketed in such a genius fashion versus kids where it looked like it shot on the camcorder. And if you found it, you found it. Today on the streaming services, I've've been looking i can't find kids i can't find you're not gonna find kids not gonna find it but why though exactly why wouldn't you and outside outside of ownership outside of ownership and who owns and puts it i don't see why it wouldn't be out there but i don't know. No, I just think that a lot of times we- Somebody would have to purchase it or purchase the rights or license it, right?

And why would you do that when I could mimic it? I could make that beautiful in today. Make today's version of it. Yeah, I can make seasons out of it and drag it out and make more money off of it. And I could do that for the violence. I could do that for the violence i could do that for uh the lgbtq plus community i could do that for i could just mimic it all around the board i think this stuff goes on way more than we know because we aren't engaged i agree true

it's just the manner in which that it goes on. Like, they're having shit that looks like fucking rap video house parties and shit. Yeah. And so are these kids. I don't know. Yes, you do. So are these kids, bro. They having the same shit. Look, I've dated women.

I got teenage daughters. And dog, the shit that they would come home and be talking openly about would blow your mind. Would blow your fucking mind. And, and you know i'm the cool dude so i try to be you know what i mean like the shoulder that your mom yeah she old school talk because you got to get them to talk even i told you that with trey like you got to make them feel comfortable where they feel comfortable telling you shit because you the cool quote unquote one dog these kids be going through some shit oh yeah no doubt way more shit than we went through it wasn't no instagram with us true it was no instagram there's no social media with us dog these little kids got their eyes on everything look at their influences look at what and i'm not i'm not

speaking to what the uh the the context of the drug usage and the societal pressures that happen in the show. I'm talking about the way that it looks. You talking about rap videos. They are trying to emulate what they see on TV and on Instagram. So if you're 17, your idol might... Do you watch the show? No. Okay.

Then you don't understand what I'm talking about, and that's fine. I'm watching the clips. Okay. And I don't about and that's fine. I'm watching the clips. Okay. And I don't see nothing that's maybe having some shit that is pretty especially for a suburb setting.

I don't think we need to watch the show for the point to stand. Right. And the point on at least on my side is on Saved by the Bell

I got one episode when Jesse was on pills. That's it. On I don't remember that. I remember that. It was the biggest episode ever. She was on speed or something. She was singing this shit.

But that was my shit. But it was one episode and they moved on. Fucking, damn, what's the other one? Fresh Prince, nothing. That ain't true. On Fresh Prince, Fresh Prince had one episode where he was smoking weed and Uncle Phil found out it was one and then they moved on

see but that's my point about how these things were treated and handled back then versus now I think on fucking Martin

it was one episode where Cole or Tommy I don't remember was drinking uncontrollably one episode and then they moved on it's almost like you had to touch it

but it was taboo who knew what the network would show you but the networks back then wouldn't show you a gay person yeah so i mean for me it's no different than it's it's mind control it's conditioning it's today i speak to a lot of people that get their information from publicists and don't know it true it's the same thing as getting all your information from what they will and won't

allow on to be seen on a network but I think it's so the point is today you could get it all back in the day Skin and Max

boy it was a treat or fucking any one of them shits that was a treat today man pick a spot. But, Joe. Lot to guard against if I'm a parent. I'm shutting up.

It's evolution in just broadcasting. I'm not complaining about it. Because even what you said, back in that era, they wouldn't show a gay person. You go back before that, they wouldn't show a man and woman in bed together. It's just every step, it's becoming more and more open. Which is more reason that's why you would show this the way it is today no see i argue the other point not open more controlled see back then we didn't know how controlled it really was today if you are if you

are not dare i say awake enough not only do you understand how controlled it is, but you understand how much, how exactly the whole ecosystem works. Between that, between the internet, between music, between Wall Street, between the government, between churches. Oh, yeah. You see what that is. And now you're just running around paranoid because, oh, shit, it's all by design. It's all a trap. What do you do? But that's Psycho Joe.

I'm done. No, not really. But that was just my point uh to get off of this um yeah we unpacked it thanks ice look what you did you fucking unpacked the unpackers man yeah like the people out there they might not be in touch with what's really going yeah that's exactly what i think see what happens when we come early parks look what you did look what you and ice did man they're not tune. They don't know what's going on. So they're just trying to get a message out the best way they can.

It's a little different now because you see what's happening. That's why we get the dope sick docs. It ain't just the kids. It's shit that's really going on. They trying to show people the other side of it because a lot of people really don't know. There's people that have no idea that kids are going through this shit right now. So if they end up watching Euphoria, they'd be like, yo. And you might have a niece or nephew.

Oh, shit. Like, y'all dealing with, like, it's an eye opener. Nigga. And I hope people don't think I'm shitting on the show because the show out here is a smash. It is a really good show. No, I heard it's dope. It is a good show. I still haven't started season two yet.

You told us it was dope. It's a good show. You told us it was dope. And I don't think it's targeted toward teenagers. However, teenagers are going to watch it. They're going to watch it. Because it has their favorite people. It's a good show. You told us it was a good show. And I don't think it's targeted toward teenagers. However, teenagers are going to watch it. They're going to watch it. It's about teenagers. The real target should be the parents, though.

True. That's what I was trying to say. It's not about what we think. The ratings show that between 18 and 35 is like 80% of their demo. Which means that I'm not the only 40-year-old that is saying, that's what it means. Which is fine. And that's okay. It's-year-old that is saying, eh. That's what it means. Which is fine.

And that's okay. It's not for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. It's totally fine. And that's the Joe thing.

I just don't want to see about a bunch of kids. Me. I don't care what they're doing. But people do need to see about kids to know what kids are doing because these kids are wilding out here and they might not know. Yeah, because kids is not on streaming platforms. Kids will let you know what's going on. But I remember

I took my mother to see Fruitvale Station. Remember that? Why did you do that? You so fucking... What you mean? Now, look, now his DMs and shit

make sense to us when he send us the shit. And he says I'm morbid. Nah, let me tell you. So, me and my mom would go see Fruitvale Station. I could see why you would. Yeah. So, my mother calls me like two, three days after that.

And she was like, hey, what's going on? What's up, my brother? She's like, yo, what did you think of that movie? And I was like, I mean, why? What'd you think? She don't call, you know what I mean? She was like, it really bothered me. Like, I've been thinking about it for days.

It really bothered me. And I was like, huh? And she was like, I said, man, that's normal for us. And she was like, what? Like, my mother lost it. Because you don't come home and tell your mother all the shit that you endure in your day-to-day life. There you go. So she was like, what?

That happened to you before? And I'm like, what? Of course it has like that's normal and i'm relating that to this yeah as a parent my mother didn't know that it's normal for us to be getting pulled over by the cops or for us to get trailed by the cops unjustly she don't know that because you're not coming home telling your mom that for a parent watching this they may not know what that's what i was through. The Catholic school moms didn't know they girls was rolling they skirt up

to they fucking titties so that it could be a miniskirt getting on the bus. They parents didn't know that. Yeah, but then they made the skirt a little less long. Like officially the school did it. And then they was still

pulling that one up. That's what I'm telling you. Fam, they was still pulling that one up.'s what I'm telling you fam they was still pulling that one up bitch you fucked in a catholic school inside the school yeah

no or outside of it man catholic school girls was the biggest whoo jeez they were what movie was that what movie was that

he not lying what does that have to do with fucking right outside the catholic school he not lying no I've never fucked in is that where your little fist story

comes from I've never fucked in you Is that where your little fist story comes from? I've never fucked in. You ever fucked outdoors? Of course. We say of course like it's legal. I'm nature man. I mean it's legal depending on where you're at. I'm the king of the park.

Nature man. What? Okay. Moving on. What else you got? Donda 2, February 22nd. Executive produced by Future. Okay.

I hadn't heard this, but okay. I mean, the date, I'll believe it when I see it. Dawn to 2 is not coming February 22nd. At all. At all. But why not play March Madness right now? It could be a bop. It could.

Do you think Future will actually EP it? No. Yes. Whatever that fucker means. EP? Okay. I don't. Well, I don't know that Kanye can have an EP in the real sense of the word.

Right. But as close as you get to it. He might listen to his notes. No, Future's gonna head nod. Put that one under the looks. Yeah. Future found out

that he was EPing when this post went up. Now the thing about this though. Oh, brother. I'm excited. I was wrong in my fourth quarter release thing. I'm cutting I was wrong in my fourth quarter release thing I'm cutting this off

you was wrong in what? that's that shit what you was wrong in? saying that he'd be a fourth quarter release it might be a fourth quarter release I don't see it I don't think so

if he's announcing February 22nd then it could be this is Kanye it could be a fourth quarter release I don't see it I don't think so if he's announcing February 22nd then it could be this is Kanye we talking man it could be fall it could be whenever he decides to drop it take this shit with a grain of salt

but there's one reason that I'll counter that a little bit here me too okay what's up I think this is the most toxic shit

in the universe yep I think he and for it to be as impactful as the most toxic shit in the universe. Yep. And for it to be as impactful as the most toxic shit in the universe, it has to be somewhat near real time. I think this is a counter and a rebuttal. I don't think his plan was to drop so early. That's an assumption.

That's speculation from Joe. But he can't hold this too long i think he's been looking at what he deems to be a movie and a script and he's been trying to reply the best he could but he's a musician yeah so he's gonna reply in music he's a creative and he's gonna go get the toxicus of the toxic kings which was my point about why I didn't like see I'm consistent which is my point about why I didn't like him calling the locks to get on Donda 1 right after the

verses see cause this could have been announced the way we been knew the day was working but it's announced now after y'all done hosted a few parties y'all running around future said y'all I'm the only nigga get yay to do whatever at any time. Awesome for that relationship equity.

But this is the most toxic shit in the universe. I just think that. Potentially. And the music. Well, we knew that. You can look at that and tell. I'm shutting up. He literally put, shit, Produce My Future for a reason.

True. Even if he was just rapping, that part alone is to let you know nigga you know what you get with him and then the house is on fire yeah why

no the house is on fire but why cause I'm setting this whole shit was there a gas leak no did someone drop the fucking cigarette

no what show was that oh that was American King that was fucked up that was an early American oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Damn, that one hurt.

I felt bad for him, but you killed a kid. You got to go. Yeah, why is the house on fire? I know what happens when the house is on fire. It's going to be some toxic bars on that motherfucker.

Yo, I just think that he's going to continue to be a no curses Catholic man of God? No. Yes. I know.

To call it Donda 2? Yes, I believe so. You think he's going to interweave it? He's going to blur out like he did his curses Catholic man of God yes to call it Donda 2 yes I believe so you think he's going to interweave it the toxicity like he does curses on Donda 1

he just true he can be censored toxic you don't have to curse to be toxic it's in the action I think he going

through it in his real life I think he a creative person and I think that's how you release so for him

I think getting in the studio and just doing what he does is his refuge. And that was Charlamagne's point about saying he's a hypocrite because he's supposed to be a man of God. I think this is what he means. What you mean?

This is some toxic shit for a gospel man of God, church service guy. Right. Oh, you're saying that's what Charlamagne meant? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's what he meant. And I won't even bother y'all with what Academics is reporting.

No. You done brought it up. He said Academics reports that Kanye allegedly is running around telling people that Pete Davidson has... Bleep that. Yeah, please. And get the mouthpiece.

Yeah, get that mouthpiece yeah yeah get that mouthpiece off me pause that's nasty that's a nasty not out the realm I can see that's like some

we just talked about that that's like some we just talked about this a while ago talked about the dirty mac

we just talked about that it's a nasty dirty mac we talked about the nasty dirty mac yeah it's filthy nasty dirty mac we talked about the nasty dirty mac yeah it's filthy

but this just looked like Kanye woke up today piece some shit together real quick in the photoshop which is how he moves at times very just

let me come up with the idea and then I figure it out yeah then we figure it out like I got an idea I go and then I just work my way to it dog he could have

9, 10, 12 songs already in the top. Damn, he has hundreds. I'm pretty sure he has. I bet he let somebody have it on Pusha's album, too. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Any verse you get right now, he's going to let somebody have it. Yeah, I think.

I got a lot of shit to get off my chest. Yeah, indeed. You ain't just sitting down with everybody for nothing. You can't. First off, you can't be that creative going through a lot and recording and think it's not going to come out. You can try to write

about something else all you want and you're still going to, you're going through it. These niggas, these niggas is finding love seats faster than restoration hardware,

boy. They pulling love seats up the windows and they are spilling family business. They are pulling up them little fucking thingamajazzy seats

to something with a nice city line in the back and they are sp up them little fucking thingamajazzy seats to something with a nice city line in the back and they are spilling the fucking tea is what they're doing god damn it he's telling them that's like the nigga version

of talking to the black screen he's calling Taha and Pusha and being like yo yo this right here say that like he'll say what needs to be said y'all just make it sound

good in the verse for me you know why all this is funny to me something about Pusha just tells me that he gives the greatest relationship advice in the world yo which that's just interesting to me okay for the rapper that is like i bet you he could just coach kanye through some of this shit like we spoke to him well we spoke to him here when he did he's just a very he's a thinker. He's a cerebral. He gets to it.

I don't think nobody could coach Kanye through anything. I mean, you could attempt to. Oh, okay. You could attempt to. Your words may fall on deaf ears. But listen, I'm not reporting about Kanye until it's music to talk about. I'm out the game. I'm out the game. I've been telling everybody that. I'm out the game. I'm finished.

I think his album will be out quicker than we think I could see it soon I don't know about February whatever that is February 27th it's a Tuesday maybe May-ish

a lot of music coming February 4th I know I've been saying that Nikki said that she's got something dropping with Lil Baby February 4th we got a little video

screen cap to prove it do we have a problem I wonder if that's the name of this whatever it is I can't wait to hear it I already know what Lil Baby did

I already know what Nicki did I just need to hear the beat as hard and the pocket of flow that they decided to go in that's all I need to hear yeah

but I'm happy Nicki's coming back I am I am hell yes she's missed very much so I think it's underrated how much.

Missed by me for sure. Like if she come back being normal Nikki. Top of the game. Yeah. Like we're going to see how much. Right. She's doing what we've been. Well, I can't say we.

I can't speak for y'all. But what I've been wanting her to do for a minute and that was just go away and work. Get low. Get low. Like you don't got to address all of it. You don't got to go on the internet doing all of it. Nope, nope, nope. Same.

Yeah. So I can't wait to hear what she comes up with. That's true. It has been a while since you saw an inflammatory tweet. Yeah. Like, you ain't, don't worry about none of that. Put the blinders on. Lock in.

She a parent now, too. Yeah. I want to hear that, though. She a new parent. You know the other, that's true. I want to hear that. That changes're a new parent. You know the other shit that's true. I want to hear that. That changes shit. You're a new parent.

You've gone through some things. Yeah you went through some shit. You're newly married. Like yo I want to hear all of this. And little baby's not

on this if it's trash. I ain't going to hold you. I don't see it. You know sometimes the biggest two stars get together and it just ain't a it ain't that.

Like they just doing it for the the hit. get together and it just ain't a it ain't that like they just doing it for the the hit they just doing it because they the two biggest stars yeah but if you want a little baby you don't turn down a Nikki feature

if it's a bad song you do little baby could if it's a bad song you do you can of course if he don't like the song oh gotcha he would

at that level you play at that level I don't like that song I'm not doing it same thing she would do she'll make a change of verse but look at this this looks good

that looks amazing we'll see yeah we'll see we'll see can't wait February 4th is right around the corner and more captions for the women on on Instagram

and I love reading them I love reading them hey little baby give you some too might have some captions both ways you don't know what's going on with this

nah I wanna read them from the women give you some too might have some captions both ways you don't know what's going on with this no i want to read them from the women hit your drop somebody drop them because i like to read why do you love birds oh my god i had a good one and a good one the other day i like this one let's hear it kudos to this young lady whoever said it out there you know who you are he said he asked for change now he's short of a dime nah come on round of applause

to that queen nah I like that one I do sorry why do you love birds oh my god

when I watch murder murder kill, Kill, Kill Docs, you call me morbid. I'm not even talking about you, fam. I'm telling you, it's 90 other cent in my pocket. You can stay over there, sweetie pie. I'm good. That's all I'm saying. Wow.

But it's cool. I don't want no songs. Ours. None of the doms. But that's not a dollar. If you appreciate the song you gotta appreciate the remix yeah

you know what I'm saying I'm cool you got it sweetie yeah but nobody ever preferred 90 cent over a dollar that's my only issue

with that thing you won a dollar no I'm just telling you I'm surviving with my 90 cent oh you'll be fine yeah that might have been if that 110 cent was stressing me the fuck out I'm cool with this 90 cent oh you'll be fine if that 110 cent was stressing me the fuck out

I'm cool with this 90 cent over here bro rusty dime you can't tell if it's a dime or a penny nah you know

when the shit's getting mad old and be having all that dirt and oxidation on I'm good one of them dimes you just dump

in the change saver yeah it should be all I'm never spending this you're good dime dime sweet useless dime oh it's horrible It should be here. Yeah, it should be on. I'm never spending this. You're done.

Bah. Dime. Dime, sweetie. Useless, dumb. Oh, it's horrible. All right, where y'all want to go? Any where you want. Want to stay on music?

Stay on music. I'm going to stay on music. There's a couple other things happening in music. What's happening since we're recording early and I don't know anything? Well, Post Malone announced his album, right? Yeah, the 10 The 10 carat No excuse me The 12 carat 2 fake Is the name of the album

And he says it's ready For an imminent release Imminent Imminent Imminent release Y'all know how I feel about Posty Yeah I have nothing to say

What do you guys have to say He also said it's gonna be Says the alleged 45 minute project Will be the shortest LP He's ever released, if it remains as is. Love it. Yeah, I was about to say, you love that shit, don't you? Yeah, I love it.

I'm not mad at that. Yeah. It's going to be a quality 45 minutes. No question. That was his three years since the last one? Rationale. Something like that. Justification.

I can't tell time. You don't really want to compromise your art, because the label will be wanting you to do 20 and 25 songs Saying you're not going to get as much streams But he's like Yo you gotta go with your gut and not compromise yourself And paraphrasing I like it I can't wait

We posty fans over here So we're looking forward to it I'm worried that it's going to get pushed back Because of the politics that seem to be happening I see some politics happening there Yeah I'm worried that it's going to get pushed back because of the politics that seem to be happening. I see some politics happening there. No one wants to talk about it, but I see there's some politics at play with him.

This is even worded like that. Yeah. Imminent. True. Sounds up in the airy. Damn. Him and The Weeknd dropped a single. And no one knows about it just say that out loud

and it's a dope single I love it but just say that out loud Post Malone and The Weeknd dropped a single crazy that's insane

yeah and I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those kids meddling kids but yeah so good luck man gotten away with it too if it weren't for those kids meddling kids. But yeah,

so good luck, man. I'm a copy regardless, you know. You know how I get down. I don't care if one, I'm getting it. I don't care if everybody else go get it. All right,

what else we got in music? Yeah, you were talking about the disco. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got to shout out Jeff and Eric. It's the real man. Love those guys. Yeah, they are great. Yeah. They,

so I forget which one of them it was but I forget we always knew you started out with I don't know who's Jeff who's who no no no

I forget who tweeted it that's what I'm saying well they just tweet from the same account so but they have individual like sorry Jeff and Eric I don't follow their individual accounts

joking but yeah so they came out and said I want to start a discord which is kind of like a book club, but for the mixtape era. I love it. And they started a Discord called Canal Street Sweepers. Dope. Dope title.

Love the title. Yeah, love the title. So sent a bunch of invites to everybody. And next thing you know, all your DJs are in there. Artists from that era are in there. all your DJs are in there, artists from that era are in there, people are in there showing off like,

old memorabilia, trading old hard to find songs and stuff, like it grew, in a matter of a couple days. That's dope. Like I go in there and I'm like, I'm seeing shit, like there was a discussion in there about the entire G-Unit radio,

you know, of course I have it, but there's a lot of people who are not familiar with this stuff, and it's, oh yo, yo, here's this, here's that, like it's a lot of trading going on people are showing oh i still got the original from this tape here oh i was here is there's people in there just blaze giving stories like oh when this was created like it's growing into something so that's real dope so just and this is done where on the twitter Twitter fleet shit? No, Discord. No, no, no. Discord.

Oh, really? It's a Discord? Yeah, it's a Discord. Oh, beautiful. So it's a chat room. Oh, I see the link. All right. Drama, Just Plays, Greenland, Sycamore, Lenny S Hip Hop, and a bunch of others have already joined.

And this is open to the public? Yeah. Oh, that's dope. They put the link right out. Join. Nice. I need to hop in there and start trouble with somebody. You should.

You're a staple in the mixtape game. You really should hop in there on some... Fuck the trouble. I'm talking shit. You're a staple in the mixtape game. You really should hop in there on some fuck the trouble. You got a lot to add to that though. Thank you. I know I'm not allowed to give Joe props for anything. I know. My bad. If we can't give Joe props for mixtape era then...

I can't give Joe props for nothing. It's tough. I'm sorry. It's fine. I know how you guys feel internally. Alright, so that's dope. I know how you guys feel internally. All right. So that's dope. Do we want to touch this? Neil Young, Joe Rogan, Spotify. I think it's interesting.

Even if you're a fan of neither or both. Well, tell people what's going on. So Neil Young is upset with some of the, you know, quote unquote misinformation or not quote unquote misinformation, depending on which algorithm you live in. Copyright Aziz Ansari. So he told them, you got to take all my shit down if you're going to keep Joe Rogan over there. So basically he's saying either me or...

He goes or I go. Correct. Me or the biggest... Podcaster. Okay. Sorry, Neil. And they took his shit down. They did.

They did. Do I know who... I mean, do I know any of his music you probably don't he does like more folky folk rock stuff from the 60s

70s but he's got a lot of hit records my dad says he's bigger probably bigger for the songs he's written

that too than he is for his own music that too but a giant who apparently sold half of his publishing catalog for 150150 million this year.

Round of applause. Yeah. So if you don't know how big he is, that should help you. Yeah, this ain't just some guy. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's a monster. And you knew this just wasn't some guy, if you're unfamiliar, just with the stance he took. Like, you can't just be some guy.

And it got traction. Yeah, that part. And it got traction. Because normally it's like, all like alright you take your shit down take your three mixtapes Joe Blow wanted it it wasn't even in the headline

okay so this is a big deal then yeah it is yeah it's a big deal but I mean Spotify's not gonna choose you Neil Young they're not choosing anybody

over their $100 million man we were already paid the contract is there his lawyers were great there's no way out of this. He's protected.

We're protected. Everybody's protected here, and it's profiting. And I mean, for Neil Young, he probably don't really care, because Spotify pays out the least. So go to Apple or Tidal or wherever else to get your shit. Y'all just said he sold his- Yeah, he sold his whole shit for fucking- Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

Just take my music there. Yeah. He sold half. Now, my question to that, though, being that you said he sold half, right? Right. Can he demand it? Yeah. Yo, you said he sold half right can he can he demand it like yo you said can he still do that well i mean he sold half for 150 i don't know who bought his his catalog but these companies hypnosis however you say that shit and uh primary wave i know the the spiel at least they've been saying publicly is that they really want to work with the artists and work you and help them get their shit where they want it.

Okay, so if that's their stance and the artist is saying, I don't want it here, then they'll say, all right, hey, look, we riding with him, take it down. Yeah, at least theoretically and for now. Who knows how, when there's this much money involved, whether that remains the talk long-term, we'll see. But yeah, I mean, to me, it's more of a

indicator of where Spotify is going and where music is going. You know what I'm saying? Clearly, they're more invested in podcasts. I'm not sure if there's any artist that they would pick above Joe Rogan.

Same. You contractually own 300 million dollars it gotta be a group of artists it would have to be like universal taking their shit off for you know i mean like a whole and it's a small group i mean taylor swift adele i'm just freestyling i haven't checked any numbers but i know when they say something Spotify tries to acquiesce yeah but that's them saying something I'm sure Drake

same thing applies but look them saying something and them saying yo either me or Joe Rogan it's two different saying somethings

cause I'm pretty if Adele says yo me or Joe Rogan they might I understand that I just think there would be a longer meeting it's a different

yeah I'm not saying that decision would change but there would be a longer meeting. It's a different, yeah. I'm not saying that decision would change, but there would be a longer meeting. They'll take a longer look at it, yeah. Maybe. Maybe, yes, maybe. I mean, there's been an article

that everybody's been posting about how old music is more valuable than new music. It makes up 70% of sales, so I don't know if that's entirely true. Somebody broke it down. The catalog shit might be more important to them than whoever the new hot person is. They broke down his specifically. I'm not even talking about the new hot person. I'm just talking about how long a podcast is and how frequent it drops oh no doubt i thought

you were implying that if adele made the same statement as or stances as neil young they would maybe be a longer meeting i don't know maybe maybe not i don't know well they would run it through their secret calculator fax hidden locked closet machine and see what is worth more to them I'm positive they did that with Neil Young

they would do it with Adele I think it said memory serves he was generating like 6 million dollars or something you gotta go

a year gotta go now the conference quick meeting that was an email right somebody did that on their phone. You ain't got to get that on his phone.

You ain't even got to Zoom. No Zoom. That was a text. Yo, nah. Yo, nah. Yeah, nah, take it. Nah, Adele, Drake. Niggas got to.

I'm not trying to shit on Neil Young. No, no, no. But listen, my dad called me this morning about this. Oh, good. This was big news. My dad's never spoken to me about Joe Rogan. Mm. And, yeah,

my dad came in hot. Fuck this Joe Rogan. He's a piece of shit. I'm like, damn. Oh, man. I would've talked to Pop. Yeah, no.

He was hot. I could imagine how, just you saying that, I could imagine Pop. I could only imagine, yeah. Which is part of why, and this is the grandest example of Ice's, what Ice said about them two doofus dudes that we won't talk about which is part of why and this is the grandest example of

what Ice said about them two doofus dudes that we won't talk about and how they wanted that Joe Rogan is the king of this shit Joe Rogan throws some shit out there that your grandmother is going to be aware of like your

family that you just don't think it's going to hit everywhere he's viral damn near every day he's on one he's viral for something today i can't remember what it's about but oh i said every six months no he's damn near i'm playing them out yeah but whatever the topic is it's not something for one community it's vaccines right it's presidents yeah it's ne. Right. It's presidents. Yeah. It's Neil Young versus him. Like, it's something that is... Universal.

Yeah. Universal. Yeah. I have nothing to say about this. Spotify is going to back them in. Yeah. Yeah. It's just telling.

That's all. That's all for me. Last podcast, I did want to discuss that old Barry Bonds thing. We'll get to it at some point. Let's just make sure there's no more music to discuss.

I don't think there was anything else we had on music. Is that Rick Ross' drop? Oh yeah. A deluxe. It's a deluxe. I mean, not to that's not... I know, Parks, you hate the deluxe. I hate the deluxe. Hate the deluxe.

But I'll probably still listen to Rick Ross. Yeah. I'll take a good deluxe if it's done right. Yeah. But what these artists do with a deluxe but I'll probably still listen to Rick Ross yeah I'll take a good deluxe if it's done right yeah but what these artists do with a deluxe for the most part I'm with you

yeah I kind of think Ross is going to do this deluxe right because the album wasn't necessarily received so well

true sometimes that's the boost you need alright well I'm going to go in and get these or I had this one yeah I had this and maybe I should have

put it there that's when a good deluxe can come out I was this one in the car. Yeah, I had this, and maybe I should have put it there. That's when a good deluxe can come out. I was just telling you the other day, a lot of albums came and went. It did. And when they go, we don't really discuss how they came and went. But a lot of them just lacked staying power. Yeah. And that goes back to the article I was talking about with older music

being more valuable to these streaming companies and in general. Who published that article? I'll find out for you guys. with older music being more valuable to these streaming companies and in general, that's, I think that's published that article. Uh, I'll find out for you guys. It's not the most important, but I'm just, just my own curiosity. I think that's because today,

a lot of artists are kind of chasing the stream. The first week stream or the tick tock. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm chasing something else. It's not really, I'm not chasing putting out quality product anymore.

The Atlantic, Joe. The Atlantic, got it. I'm not really, it's not about the product no more. It's just about how many numbers I can hit and what I can tap into to make this go further rather than it just be good music. Good music ain't just, ain't enough no more. Not at all i saw a real creative campaign from yo gadi who was in his studio with money all over the board saying yo this is the song i did it's on my new album i'm starting this challenge to where if you rap do it with me and whoever's the best one it'll be on my album

and then he went through the song he played played the beat, super hard beat, of course. He went through four bars of him. As soon as he finished, he talked to the camera. He said, yo, this empty four bars right here, it's you. Then it was him again. Then he said, this next four bars empty right here, it's you. And his verse is there already. And then he said, now I'm going to do a 16.

And then you do a 16. And I'm watching. I'm saying, it's kind of hard. I like the way that he did that i like the video i like the idea i like the concept for engagement i like the song and what an incentive like if you're a fan listening yeah like people are trying to get as interactive as possible even if not uh metaverse and metaverse-esque type shit just trying to get a little i like it. I do. Creative.

Yeah, I didn't see that. I love that idea. Super creative. And you can find and as an exec that Yo Gotti is I can find my next artist that way.

You think he don't know that? I'm going to find some shit in here because they out there. Now, salute to that. I like that. You're going to find the next money bag

yo fucking around like this. Yeah. Or ESTG. Yep. You keep hitting them shits out thebagg Yo fucking around like this. Yeah. Or ESTG. Yep. He keep hitting them shits out the park. Two good ones to have. I'd be retiring too. Why am I rapping still?

I got some young boys that's on album one and two. Oh, please. You don't even know who he got coming up in the farm. He got a squad, bro. Well, I know that. I think the rest of the music business knows that, too. No, you have to deal with him. It looks like it.

Yes. You have to deal with him. And someone did correct me and say that this upcoming album is not his last album. It's his last of the CM series that he's been putting out, which started as mixtapes years ago. And this is CM10. Got it. So if it's not his last album I stand corrected

end of a series end of a series okay he one of the only ones I'm never mad when he's just spreading money over everything

cause he's paying his taxes he got it out the wazoo and he do it right he another one gifting it away here's a million dollars for your plan listen I can understand

yo they can't trick me you starting to see what's going on I know what time it is but what these niggas do oh happy birthday money back yo uh huh

word happy birthday to both of y'all shout out to yo Gotti man congratulations much success can't wait to get a project

I can't yeah I can't wait it's gonna be hard it's gonna be hard bro we know this some people you don't wait to get a project. I can't. Yeah, I can't wait. It's going to be hard. It's going to be hard, bro. We know this. Some people you don't have to question. God ain't going to give it to you.

True. All right, what else we got in music? I think that's it for music, Joe. All right, awesome. Well, Parks hit the group chat ecstatic. He did. With mad exclamation points. Fire emojis.

He fired them right up used the little effects and everything I should start confetti fireworks what a loser yo confetti my phone ain't doing it

well you have an android it's a refrigerator phone so you just got a green text a refrigerator phone yeah it is it's a good phone though and he said yo whatever you guys do

make sure you watch the Aziz special on Netflix. What is it titled? Nightclub Comedian. Aziz Ansari Nightclub Comedian. It's only a 28-minute watch. Easy watch. Shouldn't take too much of your time.

Shot at my old stomping grounds, the Comedy Cellar. We had a good night there one time. I think we took the whole slaughterhouse there. I had a lot of friends that worked there for a long time. I like Comedy Cell another really good date absolutely oh yeah

it was a comedy club actually Ashy Larry's at Caroline's this weekend I might run over there Caroline's dope too might run over there amazing but I saw this

I think we all watched it right yeah I watched it yeah yeah we all saw it I thought it was phenomenal Parks give it to us come on Parks give us those

exclamation points but he was on his he was on his Chappelle shit it wasn't just joke jokey joke it was a lot of

commentary political thoughts and I loved it rationale rationale yeah he made a lot of shit make sense yo

he definitely made I love I don't know if this is a spoiler but I love the part about people just being trapped in their own algorithms which is very fucking true. Running away from Instagram and shit like that until he's on a flip phone. I love that shit.

I love that shit because we get caught up so much in reading articles that are tailored to us because that's what these apps and companies do. That we get stuck in a singular mindset and argumentative to anybody against it. These apps are essentially putting us against each other for lack of a better term. And that's the goal. Yeah, that's the goal. That's the end game right there. Yeah, because it increases engagement.

I saw people take that shit to heart though. They do. I saw something the other day where- You're deep-ish. We can get super deep right quick yo uh this hot these doctors wouldn't operate on this dude because he wasn't vexed and they just left him on the fucking operating table and like refused to operate on him that was crazy to me you're deep and morbid no it was just i don't think he died it was just you know i'm saying just that's how divisive this shit can be yeah to add to parks he definitely hit it out the park with

that algorithm shit because i didn't even i didn't think about that right you don't realize that what you're seeing in the articles that's popping up etc are literally tailored for you to see it. And as someone who has the opposite stance of you, and while you're arguing, they have an entire list of articles that's tailored for them to see to back them up, and everybody think they right. Yeah. So he smoked this. He smoked this.

And he did it in such a short amount of time. Like, he didn't drag anything out. He got right to each point that he wanted to make. I loved his take on the content especially in the political political realm talking about how trump was the content king i kept telling that people got so mad at me because i'm like yo not for nothing we just wanted we just enjoyed having big t here for the comp for the content right like not necessarily saying i agree with nothing he's saying that's his name now for him. That's official. That's stamped. He's Big T.

Just seen Big T flick it up with Ray J. Ray J and... You know what I mean? It was Ray J and somebody else. Thanks for that captivating news for our audience. It was Ray J and someone else. He's launched his own social media site or some shit, apparently, right?

Look at this show. Yeah, you're ignorant. Groundbreaking. Put the flicker across the bottom of the screen. It was someone else. Who was it? Hey, man, look like everybody That looks wild.

Hold up. Wait, I can't get this. Nah, chill. Chill. Don't do that to Big R and Big T. But no, everybody's been saying it. Like, Phil, at least you got something every day with Big T. I'm not defending him. Don't kill me. But he gave you something to talk about.

Is that a good thing? It's a horrible thing, but all right. I didn't love this the way that y'all loved it. Really? He gave you something. It was a seven. I thought it was cool. Yeah, it was right. I didn't love this the way that y'all loved it. Really? Nah. It was a seven. I thought it was cool. Yeah, it was cool.

I thought that shit was amazing. I enjoyed the hell out of it. I thought it was cool. I thought he had some really good takes on a lot of the topics and the concepts. I thought it was quick. I didn't laugh that much. I laughed a couple times. I didn't think it was the funniest.

And he leaned a lot of hip-hop names. That just turns me off. I don't want to hear that. I was like, Khaled, I got all that shit in me. Another one. I don't like the hip-hop shit. But toward the end, when he started getting that shit you was talking about, it was cool. These niggas like hip-hop.

And he's been on that for his entire career. Everybody in our age group is going to use those references. But he's been like- He leaned on it. I got about eight names in the first eight minutes. He did the same thing on Parks and Recreation. Ten years ago. He's been on that.

Yeah, some people is really. All right, never mind. I hate when y'all do this. Never mind. I'm not arguing with y'all about what y'all saying. You just don't like it. Cool, he's been doing it. I don't love it.

Why? Because I don't. That's a a bit rude what turns you off about that because of him it's surface level comedy when it happens for me like it's cheap it's low it's low-hanging fruit it's okay i live in london but i'm going to this place and these people are big in this place so i'm going to name these people like even when he named dropped nik Minaj and whoever that was. Kyrie. Kyrie was funny. Nicki Minaj was like, we understand,

but like that story wasn't even big enough to where it's just, that was a big story. That was a huge, fam. I got it. I got it. Yo, y'all have fun.

Y'all have fun. I nitpick things. That's what I do. I got it. That's what you nitpick that one. I hate when y'all do that shit. Fam, that's the truth. You just said that Nicki Mina you need to pick that one i hate when y'all do that shit fam that's the truth you see you just said that nikki minaj story was not a big story that shit was everywhere awesome that was a cheap joke and her name didn't alter anything in the

joke her name didn't add anything or take anything away aaron rogers you just took the big stories and said some shit for the first 15 minutes i don't love that and dave chappelle would never i don't think his name should be mentioned in the same breath as David Chappelle. You're the only, who else did that? Well, Parks started with it. He said he liked how it was Chappelle-esque. Yeah, it was, but he's not trying to compare them. All right, now I'm on.

Y'all have a blast, yo. I'm in Zimno. Tough critic. I don't care. Aziz hit one of your joints. I mean, how would I know? That's usually when hate comes out. That little London accent.

But I don't hate him. But I just have people in their correct tears. He gave me what he should have gave me. I love that it was directed by him, written and performed by him. I love that it was in the same spot that he started. And he gave me, what are you supposed to give me? 28 minutes of how I'm supposed to laugh from him. gave me what are you supposed to give me 28 minutes of how i'm supposed to laugh from him if dave just pop up on instagram for three minutes i i me it's like a little more for me but that's

me that's not saying he's bad right it's just i enjoy people differently and y'all attack me every time i say it so i'm not attacking you i just said all right the things you nitpicked didn't seem well don't worry about it we ain't got to dwell on it what else we got I started Ozark oh cut how far are you not too far I watched the first two episodes

but I just shot that kid in the head from the jump Jonah yeah episode one damn episode one your son

he on his bullshit fuck him bro episode one episode one he on his bullshit episode one yeah like i don't i don't understand spoiler alert i haven't seen too too far of it but soon as little private eye nigga and he did that shit oh bang y'all think they're looking for Helen. They will be looking for both of these things. Oh, I don't know. My son just went camping not too long ago.

Haven't seen him. Yeah, they definitely would've got some of that. Nah, he on the list. Worst kids, him,

like I said, Walter White Jr. Same person to me. Tariq. No. AJ Soprano. He's worse than Reek, nigga.

I don't know. This nigga. I got AJ onariq. No. AJ Soprano. He's worse than Reek, nigga. I don't know. I got AJ on there, too. Huh? No, AJ not on there? AJ wasn't doing dumb shit. These niggas could cost you your life. He's doing shit that could cost his whole life to get parents, sister, everybody to get wiped out. And go to jail.

And or go to jail. No, kill. Fuck jail. Kill. Yeah. Stupid motherfucker. We ain't jail. And or go to jail. No, no, kill. Fuck jail, kill. Yeah. Stupid motherfucker. We ain't spoiling it for y'all. We just saying we hate Jonah.

That's all. I can't wait for the second half. I'm already excited. They said May, right? I didn't know when they said, but I hope it. All right. I'll take that, man.

But that's just rumored, at least, I guess. I'm just waiting for Franklin, man. Franklin done did some pushups. That nigga hit in the back. You ain't seen the trailer? Yeah. The trailer's dope. The trailer's really good. I didn't see the trailer, yeah. I didn't need for Franklin, man. Franklin done did some push-ups. That nigga hit in the back. You ain't seen the trailer? Yeah. The trailer's dope.

The trailer's really good. I didn't need to see the trailer. The idea. Just the idea of it. Like, oh, you wasn't handicapped and you just wanted to see how niggas would treat you? Oh, all right. I know what you want. Say less.

Say less. You found out. Now let's go. I love that. But we getting Tommy Before Franklin Oh yeah And I'm watching it

Oh Don't say Check this out Y'all be trying to beat me down With this Tariq stuff You might like Tariq is good I hear

I hear it's good But listen Shut up No we not saying Yo Tariq is not I say y'all beat me down With Tariq stuff

And they jump in And do exactly that I'm not beating you down Tariq is getting watching. I say y'all beat me down with Tariq stuff, and they jump in and do exactly that. I'm not beating you down. Tariq is getting better. It's good. It's not a must watch. I would never. Kanan was dope.

Kanan was a must watch. Yeah. I'm just telling you, Joe, we watching Tommy episode one. Me too. Okay. It's February 4th. It's before everything. I'm just letting you know.

Everything dropping February 4th. Yeah. You know how you do. I'm going to let a couple episodes go out so I can watch. No, I got enough shows that I got to watch and catch up on. I'm not going to let Tommy out. I'll get Tommy out the way. Alright, cool. Just like I'm going to get Ozark out the

way. Snowfall, I might. 50's going to really impress me if he spends this Tommy shit dope. Me too. Whole new town, whole new cast, new crew, and how he's going to gonna this is supposed to be Tommy after right or is this a prequel

no this is after this is after he took off and went to LA he moved you know he on the run in New York I just wasn't sure if they were doing a prequel

this is all post it's Chicago I thought it is Chicago it's Chicago originally it was said LA yeah it's Chicago so I wanna see how

50 spends that even better no with the character development and all that if he can bring this to life LA. Yeah, in Chicago. So I want to see how 50 spins that. Even better. No, with the character development and all that. If he can bring this to life, that's going to be real, real, real fly. I'm almost,

I don't doubt. I have zero doubt. Indeed. Well, I'll be watching. Same. We'll know. Samesies. That's all I got in TV.

I don't want to beat y'all down with 2020 shit. What you mean? 2020, the show. The show, 2020. Not the year. You seen a good one? 2020 and chill is the one, yo.

Yeah, it's 2020. 2020. A lot of these shows and their rebranding really focused on investigative journalism and true crime. And that's what 2020 is. No longer is it. I say it all the time.

Come back in a day, 2020? Yeah. It's came back out. It's never left. I don't think it ever left. It came back out. It's never left. But they retooled it, I think.

Yes. Really? Yeah. So like last week, it was the Lori Vallow story. I think I said this already. I told y'all this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told y'all this already.

The other night, they had Sammy the Bull talking to his grandkids and his daughters about the impact his mob life had on them. Awesome. Like, they do shit like that. Oh, and this is going to be crazy. This one. Oh, no, that's the Lori Vallow one but anyway 2020's real good

anyway what else we got what else we got you guys wanna talk you know what I thought real quick on TV I'm sorry I'm sorry real quick real quick

I go to bed and I hear my mom playing that fucking Steve Harvey court show every night every single night she got that shit on blast he got my mom

on lock and then last night I'm listening to that shit I'm going to bed and it's like hit me like a ton of bricks I'm like oh shit same way we talk about

the teenager the young adult teenage demo and how people target that audience the shows that target the elder the elderly

and I'm not calling my mom elderly because she smacks the shit out of me but I'm talking calling my mom elderly because she smacks the shit out of me but I'm talking about 55 and up like 60 and up the people that are home retired with the TV on

all day long from morning to night and will DVR their fucking favorite show they got a lock they have shit it might be the market they the one that kept all my children on fucking favorite show. They got a lock. It's a market. They have shit. It's a big market. It might be the market. It's the market.

They the one kept all my children on for so many fucking years. Y'all know it just came from that. General Hospital and MASH. Between that and Noah's a Monster,

the fucking Home Shopping Network. For the old people, fam? Yo, they don't. That shit is crazy. Bro, my neighbor. My neighbor. My mother.'t. That shit is crazy. Bro, my neighbor. My neighbor. My mother.

Yo, dog, that shit is crazy. There needs to be some type of- Intervention? Yeah, fam. Because I bring her packages in for her because she's older. Right. It's every day. They praying on-

Two to three boxes. They praying on the old folks. They are praying on them. They praying on the old folks. There was a South Park episode about that a couple years back where Stan's grandfather got hooked on QVC. And they was like, it sounds crazy, but that's exactly what happens. You start buying all this shit, and it's this amount a month.

They overcharge them, smack them over the head. You don't need that shit. And you don't need it. No, it'd be bullshit. They'd sell it good. My mother got some shit where you don't got to get up. You could just put your sock on the thing and slide. I'm like, what?

That actually helps. It takes your sock off for you? That actually helps. Put your foot in the sock. It takes your sock off for you? It helps. It puts the sock on for you. Oh, on for you.

That helps. You got to think. A lot of older folks can't be down doing that. Between the court shows, the stories, and this fucking Home Shopping Network, QVC, they got it. They slots is just. And Steve Harvey. The fix up a home. I'm saying court shows.

All them shit. Home and garden shit. Fixing up homes and all that shit. Nah, it's a market. But young people will be fucking with that too. That's true. Nah, but I wish. Because that QVC got that.

That. That. Choke hold. It's like it hit like crack in the 80s. Yeah. That shit is different fucking them up you know these people

be on SSI buying shit taking your whole check buying shit over the phone my grandmother uses my email address for everything

that she orders imagine that and I ain't gonna my mom got a lot of fucking packages coming to my house too everyday I think somebody's sending me

some shit it's her. They shop, yo. They do. Dog, they bored. My mom gonna fuck you up. Nah, your mother, again, your mother's

not the normal, I mean, maybe COVID. I ain't seen that little truck move in a couple days. Nah, she moving around. She outside. COVID. He said she outside.

Say your moms is outside Barry Bonds Roger Clemens did not make the baseball hall of fame ballot in their final year I don't

I guess I never knew that they had like a limit like you can't make it after a certain point like NFL and NBA I believe

still retroactively get whoever in there that's pretty interesting not baseball and you need a certain percentage of votes NFL and NBA, I believe, still retroactively get whoever in there. That's pretty interesting. Not baseball. And you need a certain percentage of votes one of the years to go in. This was his year, too. I didn't know that.

Barry Bonds should be in the Hall of Fame. It's insane that he's not in the Hall of Fame. All three of them should. Think about Roger Clemens. Roger didn't get anything? No. What the fuck? You need 75% to get inducted

in your final year of eligibility. Barry Bonds got 66%. Roger Clemens got 65.2%. And Curt Schilling got 58.6%. Who was voting on this shit? Man, baseball mind. A bunch of people.

But they not fucking with them because of the... For the cheating. Yeah. It's only the cheating. Yo. First of all, baseball was dope and everyone was cheating, man. It's only the cheating. Yeah. First of all, baseball was dope when everyone was cheating. Let's keep it.

Nah, second of all, they still cheating. Even before they was cheating, Roger Clemens was good. Before they was cheating, Barry Bonds was good. That's true, too. You know what I'm saying? That's the thing. The mere fact that they have Barry Bonds, one of the best hitters to ever live, if not the best hitter to ever live, and Roger Clemens,

one of the greatest pitchers up there. If not the best. Both for cheating. It nullifies whatever they're trying to say. Because whoever was cheating was going against somebody cheating. Mm-hmm. And in their defense, it was just cheating allegations. None of them tested positive. Like, you can't even prove that I cheated.

I wouldn't get what fucking said. They did cheat. Barry Bonds, with your your eyes is one of the greatest baseball players you've ever seen. Ever. And before we even got to that don't say this is a race thing

because I think Pete Rose should be in as well. I agree. 1000%. If you look at Pete Rose resume it's the same as Barry Bonds. It's like what are we doing here?

Minus the homers. But to my surprise all of the analysts seem to vehemently agree. With us? Yeah. All of them. Unfortunate because I feel like if they would have had that stance a few years earlier,

maybe the outcome is a little different. So already they're talking about A-Rod and what's going to happen with him. Because now in year one, he's received, what was it, something to the tune of 33 votes or 33% of the votes. They said the same amount of votes that Barry Barnes received his first year of eligibility. They don't think A-Rod is going to make it. But A-Rod, he's done a lot of image cleanup. Yes, man.

People fuck with him a little bit. And he's starting fresh. This is his first year of eligibility. We'll see where he lands by the end of it. Do you know how many years you have of eligibility? We can look it up. I was just curious. I want to say 10.

That's wild. I want to say that you get a 10-year window, and if you don't hit there, it's over. Yeah, that's crazy. That's just off my head. We'll look it up. Well, whatever it is, that's just wild to have a window. Like, that's nuts. Boys, sports are boys clubs yeah and some of the boys clubs

will be more protected than some of the others this is just baseball yeah upwards of 10 years players uh 10 years okay players didn't have to earn 75 of the vote in order to be enshrined those who fall short of that mark can remain on the ballot for upwards of 10 years provided they receive at least five percent of the votes share each winter. Voters are allowed to cast their votes for anywhere from 0 to 10 players each ballot. So you got 10 to get it done. That's insane. Yeah, that's crazy.

Congratulations to those that did make it. David Ortiz made it. Barry Barnes did. Said he got some muscles out of nowhere david ortiz name was on that andy pettit little foul list that went around but because he was beloved in boston and the focus might have been on manny ramirez or whoever else in boston kurt schilling they've had so many figures, personalities. But David Ortiz went from whatever he was averaging at the plate to being a slugger and one of the

best hitters forever. For forever. He went from skinny, skinny, little scrawny guy to big, big, big, big, big guy. Powerful. So by this, David Ortiz the only person to make it? No. on that list they show

cause that's the hall that says the 2022 hall of fame results and you need 75% and David Ortiz David Ortiz is the only one to make it and I want to say

this is just the first first year of eligibility damn fam see what year eligibility this is for David Ortiz

like Sammy Sosa not gonna make it no he not gonna make it no he not gonna make it fam let's just start a new hall of fame for the real hall of famers cause get that out of here man

y'all can have it y'all got it cool that's y'all club that's how you gotta treat this shit when you see they start playing games we gonna honor ours

A-Rod gonna make it though no he ain't he gonna make it in 10 years A-Rod will make it because No he ain't He gonna make it In 10 years A-Rod will make it Because Like Jokers like Barry Bonds

First ballot for David Ortiz First year Barry Bonds Roger Clemens Bam They Kinda was assholes too Yeah

Their personalities were assholes A-Rod has never really been an asshole Yes he was To teammates But not I'm talking about to the media In public They weren't A-Rod's never been an asshole Yes he was he was. To teammates, but not as publicly. I'm talking about to the media and public. They weren't,

A-Rod's never been an asshole. Yes, he was. I don't remember. When? Not in New York, not in Texas, not in Seattle. When they found his trainer,

when they found his trainer and his trainer was spilling the beans, it was up for everybody. It was up for the old team, it was up for the new team, it was up for Bud Sealy. Like, they was asking,

it was up with the Yankees when he hit the fucking uh whatever home run that was like it was beefed there but he had that monumental home run coming and they wanted the record and they wanted the ball and they wanted to be played at home but a-rod has been an asshole but he cleaned it up sam barry bonds was telling them the reporters off barry bonds is one of them pete rose is one of them yeah like yo we've not That's a different level Roger Clemens was Yeah Roger Clemens too Put him in there

So I think that With regards to that When A-Rod has done all A-Rod's commentating now Yeah Up there teeth Looking like heaven Nice fitted suits and shit

Barry Bonds and niggas Wasn't doing that And when I said Fucking Jimmy G Was fucking beautiful He laughed at me But whatever He said he had heavenly teeth.

Teeth looking like heaven. You know what I'm saying? So I'm just... He said he wouldn't be a teeth guy if he was gay. A-Rod... I don't like it. He wouldn't fuck with

no nigga without veneers. Yo, A-Rod has turned it around. A-Rod turned it around. You get what I'm saying? He's in the public spotlight more which is going to make him more forgiving.

Andy Petty got 10%. Ain't shitting on my name. Terrible. Dog, look at this. Manny Ramirez with 28%. Sosa, 18. Jeff Kent with 32. Omar Vizcarra was a monster.

Gary Sheffield with 40%. Billy Wagner with 51%. I'm not doing this with all. Yeah, that's what I said. I'm not even taking this shit serious no more. Fuck this. I'm not. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I can't. Y'all got it, man. Y'all got it. Again, baseball was better when everyone was cheating, man. Yo, that's literally, I don't watch baseball. I don't follow it. It's the only time I was interested when it was at a home run race.

Yeah. I watch it still sometimes, but not heavy. Not like I used to when I was a kid. That's what had me watching. I'm like, oh, is he going to hit this? Who's going to set the record? My name not even on the list. I think his time is up. He might be in already. No? I, oh, is he going to hit this? Mark McGuire name not even on to us. I think

his time is up. I think his time is up. I don't know. They ain't going to put that nigga in there. Not if Sammy ain't in. Can we leave sports, please? Please, pretty please. I'm done with sports. Please. I'm done. Did y'all hear about Fashion Nova being, well, settling

with the FTC? Old Fashion Nova. Nope. They settled. Well, actually, I did hear FTC? Old Fashion Nova. Nope. Not put me on. They settled. Well, actually, I did hear about it. I'm like, but go ahead. They settled with the FTC for $4.2 million because they blocked negative reviews

from their products. Swag. That's, you know. Get that shit out of here. I'm like, when I read this, I said, all right, so what did they do wrong? Not for nothing, I think all these companies be doing that shit out of here. I'm like, when I read this, I said, all right, so what did they do wrong? Not for nothing, I think all these companies be doing that shit. You're fining me because I...

How many times you ordered some shit because it had five stars and it shows up in some bullshit? This is just them putting a little money under free parking, yo. That they've made 20-fold, 100-fold. Yeah, I just need to keep going around the boy yeah yo leave me alone please it's cost of doing business

yeah that's all that is yo here take this real quick put it under here that's insane to me I hope that Fashion Nova owner dude is alright

after that shit they have at his house in LA I hope everybody in LA is alright like that experience something like that this the second time

they got sued and had to pay out for the same thing it's in the drawer word the baby pocket yeah go in that drawer and get them niggas again

petty cash go to petty cash take care of them man handle that they keep calling they said from late 2015 to 2019 they never approved

or posted the hundreds of thousands of lower starred more negative reviews so if i had a business it's my site man get that shit out of here word go post your shit on the better business bureau or something if i got my site i don't want you reading bad shit about me on my site yeah Yeah, it's true. Sorry. What the fuck I look like? Yeah. I delete comments on my Instagram. I was just about to say. Niggas delete comments. Word. You crazy?

No, move this. Not here. Go post that somewhere else. Four mil ain't nothing. Nigga, they drop ass. And that's the settlement. Yo, man, look. I'm going to give you four mil.

Make this go away. That's the settlement. Yeah. All right. Anything else important in the universe? I don't have anything else. Ish doesn't have anything else. You got anything else, Parks?

No. He's got that time, man. Ish don't have shit. That's why I answered for him. He don't have anything else. I did have a topic. Uh-oh. Oh, hey, hey, hey.

Breaking news. Breaking news. Hey. It's him. Give me some Smith's music. Give me something. What do we got? Put some lights around him and everything.

It might be a Patreon topic, though. But I read something. It was sports related. And I wanted to see how y'all felt. They kind of having a real big powwow about trans female athletes are now dominating It's serious, bro. It's dominating female sports.

And so they were saying that a lot. Dog, I hate when you do this, man. I'm not nothing. Yo, go to sleepers, man. I'm good. Nah, I'm good, though. We just want to podcast again next week. Dog, it's a conversation.

We're not saying nothing negative about nobody. Alright, so come on. Tell me what they say. They're saying that the trans female athletes are starting to dominate female sports. And they're saying it's unfair. So lawmakers are having a hard, hard time on where you draw the line with giving people rights.

You get what I'm saying? They brought up one instance where an athlete, a hard, hard time on where you draw the line with giving people rights. You get what I'm saying? Yeah. So they brought up one instance where an athlete, when he was competing against the men, he was real, real, real mediocre

at best. And then when he started jumping off into female sports, he's basically dominating the sport. And now all of the women... She's dominating the sport. I mean... Well, she, sorry,

is dominating the sport. And so I was saying, if y'all wanted to have a conversation about it, but you already making the silly faces. So never mind. To answer your question, I don't want to have a conversation about it. To answer your question. If my face didn't give it away to you, I'm going to say no and have fun lawmakers. I'm glad I don't

decide the law yeah that's a tricky one you tell them I won't I stay out of other people's business sure enough

I don't play no sport and go ahead bust a ass duh if I was if I was mediocre And go ahead and bust a ass. Duh. If I was mediocre with these niggas. I'm going to come over here. Put my foot in his ass.

What the fuck is you talking about? I'm dusting. I'm dusting, ma. So, somebody going to say something about it? No. Exactly. I'm out. Shut up. Kill him. Duncan.

Yeah. Nope. Oh, man. Yeah. Now, what do you think, Ish? I'm good. Oh, my. I want to. If I thought I could pick him up, Ish? I'm good. Yo. I want to, if I thought I could pick him up,

I'd try to body slam this nigga, yo. I hate this nigga, yo. I'm good. Oh, man. All right. Play Sleeper, man. Yeah, play Sleeper. Yeah, please. Stupid.

No, come on. We might as well just unpack it all, man. Was Shabba Ranks ugly, or was it just conditioning of systemic oppression? I mean, think about it. The motherfucker. I hate it.

And I hate when he put his little serious face on with me. I ain't saying nothing. I don't have a serious face. I'm straight. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm out.

This is Grim Lynn. Back to love. Grim G-R-I-M-M. You stick around, longer, little longer Smoke some and drink a soda You can relax and talk a little And I wanna sink in you I wanna make you cry in my name Holding you tight while you dig in my veins Easing the stress with my words The sweetest of whispers that you've ever heard

And it's for a minute, right back to making love Oh, baby I wanna get right back, right back to making love Ooh, now I miss ya Now I miss ya Now I miss ya I want the smoke I want your love

I love your sweat I want to choke you up I know you're tense I wanna ease you up Making you flustered I'm here to please you up Missing you, look down at me with passion in your eyes Searching for your heart in between your thighs

Providing you with loving you ain't had for quite some time Maybe take my hand I'm trying to get you right Right back, right back to making love Oh, baby Lovely lady I'm gonna get my back Right back to make you mine Now I miss ya, and I miss ya Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, All right. This is a broadcast. I thought, you know how your record's dropping the beat

coming back in. I was like, okay, give me some more. That was a little quick something. I'm sitting over here jamming. All right. Got you, got you, got you. I'm going to play this record by Guapdad4000. Hey, the LL Flip.

Yeah, the LL Flip. Yeah, this record is called I Need Bands. He flipped LL Cool J the LL Flip yeah this record is called I Need Bands he flipped LL Cool J's I Need Love record so it's my shit yeah

wake up yeah yeah check check My lifestyle supreme, I'm not talkin' about fairfax I just wanna bubble like the bottom of my air max 95 hoes wanna crash like an airbag Niggas consider me a pig, but don't compare right I've been misunderstood, really

Why you stress me out, but you feel so good to me Damn, I'm always drownin' in Hennessy I'm addicted to fuckin' tea Toxic ass back like you ain't did nothin' I need check on me My ass, she tried to flex on me They got mad and said, you don't check on me No, made it bad for anybody who next up

This fuck sex, bitch, I want checks, duh This is bigger than bustin' nuts and blowin' backs out Gave credit to the wrong one and it maxed out Wings out, roll the dice, sometimes you crap out Bounce back with the stupid glow, just know how I need bands, money fallin' in my hands So many nights, bills fallin' out my pants Every time I find somethin' new, they ain't shit

So all I ever think about is licks I need bands, act like you been around somethin' Act like you been around money I need bands, act like you been around somethin' Act right, you around money Sleep on the floor with the carpet and the nails Now it's money for bail, my girls got BBLs Tryna get into the industry, but I was late in it I ain't never had my own lane, I created it So why would I give us a title if I'ma play with it?

I'm in love with you, but bitch, I hate this relationship Gotta understand what come with fame when you fuck with me My job already crazy, you act crazy when you faded You ain't left on me, they broke up and she left on me Now all your problems and bills supposed to be left on me I'm doing bad on anybody who test us I got your social in my nose, ain't you next? It's bigger than doing shows, that Mona Scott left

Fake diamonds, big shoes, you cannot high step Wanna stay the woke, nigga, go tweet a whole test Taking whole trips, start making dope I need bands, money falling in my hands So many notch bills falling out my pants I need bands, I'ma find something new They ain't shit, so all I ever think about is licks I need bands, act like you been around something

Act like you been around money I need bands, act like you been around something Act right, you around money Hey, that was I Need Bands, Squabdad 4000. He's on tour right now with Wale, so come to your city, go check them boys out, man. Love it. Shouts to them. Shouts to them.

We'll play some Nicholas Craven and Evidence. Nicholas does all the Ransom albums. This is Breaking Atoms. Been moving these streets with these aggressions Speak it like a lesson fulfilled I'm dealing with the essence Still in the field dealing assessments I'm in the business of burning bridges So I can't look back or turn digits Or take advice I'm not concerned with it Pay the price I got to earn living What they told me I took to heart If I agreed I let it stick if not I took it apart Read the last page of the book first to start Don't write the hook first without making my mark

If I talk my shit correctly close friends I'll offend directly Don't think write it down where the pen directs me Put the needle to the record like I'm recollecting Recollecting time wrong shit I be correcting I need the pressure present Shit's a puzzle that I couldn't figure out But now I see connecting, need a lesson I'm my professor, ex shit A large professor looking at the exit I'm out the front door Make a toast, this is volume two I treat it old when the drama's new Go for the throat until the collar blue What I gotta do

It's Breaking Adams, Nicholas Craven and Evidence Ash, what you got for us this week? Marie Dahlstrom name of the song is mine alright more R&B slaps you got the secret playlist bruh what are you talking about? So inspired, love, by your presence Cause you're so beautiful

Your imagination takes me All the way into this feeling So inspired, love, you got me so high and lost Into crazy dreams I'm thinking I won't get you off my mind My mind It hasn't happened for a weekend so I guess it can't be right Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine

Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine Stepping out of broken dreams into the present Letting go of everything No heavy expectations When I take you all the way into this feeling I don't think you're going home today I don't think you're leaving Into crazy dreams I'm thinking I won't get you off my mind, my mind

It hasn't happened for a week and so I guess it can't be right No, no, no, no Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine Crazy dreams got me thinking about being you Crazy dreams that you think that it's me or you? Crazy

Say that you are, say that you are Say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are Say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are Say that you're mine, mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are Say that you're mine, mine, mine Say that you are, say that you are, say that you're mine, mine, mine All right, vibes guy.

That's Marie Dahlstrom And the vibraphone guy With mine He was fucking that shit up at the end Stupid He was going wild on that shit I gotta talk to you I gotta talk to you Yeah

When we finish I'm just going Have a couple words with you I don't want no sauce bro That's all it is. All right. Well, look, before we get out of here, heavy heart. Big Ben?

No. I don't have a heavy heart about that. You didn't even say goodbye to Big Ben. He gave you all them years. Of greatness. Two Super Bowls. Two Super Bowls. No, no, no.

Yeah. I don't have a heavy heart about that. That's not what my heavy heart is about but you didn't say peace alright peace thank you for your service I did all of that your fortitude

I said thank you I said everything stable yeah but he officially announced his retirement today okay like

you can send a box to your guy off the right I don't like the stealer fans word what you mean I gave him

a symbol before like niggas ain't got no Super Bowls y'all got two word from him against Brady

in the Brady era yeah I am agreeing I've been said thank you Ben for everything you've took us to the

promised land I think you should thank Mike too just while you're here so anyway with a heavy heart cause y'all about to make me mad now I don't want to be mad with a heavy heart, because y'all about to make me mad now.

I don't want to be mad. With a heavy heart, though, I must announce I've had my last day at Foot Action. And everyone's last day is coming.

Wow, yo. February 1st, man. This one hurts. Closing all doors. You got out before I got out. I got out. You're two weekend

or you got to do two more weeks? No, I just told him I wasn't coming back. Damn. He said, write me up Wow yo

You said You said keep all that Vacation time You can hold that Had that Damn Foot action closed Online and

In store Finish line closed Damn kid Foot locker employees Are coming inside Of sneakers Wow yo Sad times man

Sad times for the Shoe industry Thank god I'm up And didn't stop shopping At those stores Niggas can't even buy Some Upswell Some Cum in there

You don't even got no Nikes You I ain't see you wearing No Nikes or nothing In a minute my nigga You all European You that dude You all European

You are I'm gonna show you The account yo I'm gonna show it you the account, yo. I'm going to show it to you. You keep hitting around it. I don't give a fuck about that anymore. You keep hitting around it. No, no.

You said something that got me in trouble this week, too. Me? Oh, you don't want to show us the numbers. Here come the fans. They don't need much. They don't need much to get going. They don't know that you're joking. Hey, fans, check this out.

Hold up. Let me tell y'all real quick. I don't give a fuck about no numbers. I don't care about no numbers except the deposit. I don't care if the accountant know how to count. That's not my business. That's not my business. What I agreed on, I get.

For some reason, y'all saying that makes them hate me I'm so confused welcome to the last 18 months of my life hey y'all have fun with that look when I check it

it's there yo good luck so hard to say goodbye foot action we love you we're gonna go Balenciaga thank you for your service Foot action We love you Ice we're gonna go Balenciaga

Thank you for your service Yeah Who getting your services man I don't know I'm gonna holler at Reebok man See what we can do over there You know they still Dropping AIs

Yo I don't go to just Neiman's 30% For the crew You take Ice as a Neiman's. 30% for the crew. You take ice as a Neiman's dude? Yeah, like, who's this meeting talking to? You're about to get LASIK. So I can see, not so other motherfuckers can see me dressing.

You go come in there with three-piece on, I can see it. Turn the music up. Alright, man. We hope y'all enjoyed this broadcast as much as we enjoyed broadcasting for you. That's right. We love y'all. The lovers, the haters, the exes, the situationships,

the it's complicated, baby mamas, baby daddies. Oh, shout out to my baby mom, man. She let me use the bathroom yesterday. Hey, no, no, clap, clap. I ain't sleeping. I ain't sleeping. Clap.

I am not sleeping, child. Shout out to Cynthia now. I ain't even have to do a little push to get in the door. That's a joke. It's a joke. What? You gotta bleep that. It's a...

I don't care. Only Aziz can joke, right? Yes. Only Aziz can joke. You gotta bleep that, though. The white people ain't even know why Aziz got canceled.

That's true. They had no idea. They were none the wiser about his little freaky date. They ain't know. They just heard, okay, he's canceled. And he ain't make a joke about it.

That's why I fuck with Louis C.K. No, he did a whole statement about it. The last one before this. Oh. This nigga seen them all. I seen it too. You seen the last one too? We talked about it here.

I saw it too. I saw it too. I like it. This is cutified. Look. I was watching it. See, I watch it and I say, if this wasn't a funny looking Indian nigga, would I be laughing? And the answer's no.

But he leans into that. I know. I know. Like the white people, they thought it was amazing when he said, oh, I can tell anything to white people because I'm Indian. I have an amazing skin. I could just tell them, hey, wipe this on your head. I'm like, yeah. I feel you.

It's cool. Since you wanted to say I'm nitpicky. You were. I am. But I'm nitpicky with everything. I know. Okay. I've known you for years.

All right. Cool, cool. Then why are you act surprised? I'm not. I said that you know. Hey, I don't know why they act surprised. Yo, I nitpick it all, yo. I got nothing but time for my brain to just unpack shit.

Anyway. Ish. What do you think about... Not for real Nah honestly They taking jeans from us Like we can't even find a good 34 anywhere Alright Yo keep us in your prayers

Lord knows we need to be there Rest in peace to the gold prince Until next time, I bid you adieu Farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista So long, goodbye, all that good stuff And do remember Life is a series of moments and moments past So let's make this one last as if it's all that we have

Oh, Prince gone crazy right now Hold on, hold on Maybe not to ride But I've got to have those face on up in the face. Do you think you're thinking of a man? I'm a man of exquisitance. I'm a man of exquisitance.

He'll get caught in a different land. Talk to him now. Nothing, baby. Nothing, baby. Bad gram. Nothing could compare to your love. Move.

You know what I'm saying? Do you see? Hit that note. Hit that note. Wow. I'm just trying to say that I'm tired Move. Hey. Hit that note. Hit that note. What up? I don't care how on lock you thought the pussy was laying next to you. He started doing some of that shit there. And she's getting dressed.

She's getting out of here. Why? Huh? Why? You hear that shit? I heard him. Yeah, nigga. You hear that shit? I heard him. Nigga, you ain't doing that. Shut up. Nigga, sing your girl right to the hotel.

She can't get to Minnesota. I'm here. No, he here too. No, I got Dick. No, no, no. He here. He got Dick too. I want him to do that so she can roll over and jump on me. Hell yes. She'll stop it, yo. Prince come in with them high heels with his ass out. You said if he start doing that record. Oh, yeah, yeah stopper, yo. Prince come in with them high heels with his ass out.

You said if he start doing that record. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, if he walked in? Yeah. Oh, no, no. I'm a whip Prince ass, but... You can't beat his ass for her choosing. That's true.

He got you there. He got you there. He got you there. Oh, you wanted him? That's a good one. Wow. Wow. Wow.

You don't take the L in grace, huh? No, he took it. No, no. Wow. I'm just calling right here. I'm definitely not going to lie. You don't take the L in grace, huh? No, I don't. You talking to your poor. No, he took it. You pull a black screen out? No, I don't. How could she choose him over me? I know.

I know. I know. Black screen. Mr. Print-a-tony. That nigga pull that black screen out, huh? Prince. I don't see anything prince-y about it. What's a prince to a king?

Ah! She has the chain. Now she's short of a dime. Oh, yo, last but not least, do remember, the baddies are insecure, they're stagnant. Women want to travel, and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab an ibuprofen and enjoy your headache.

Well, watch the next nigga get a headache and be sick to your stomach. You're laughing. Yeah, I'm about to say. Now you happy. Yep. Told you. You don't know what headache you got coming, boy. Told you, stupid.

Enjoy it. That fat ass wasn't worth it. Yo, good. Got to rock out. You know, we can really unpack this, yo. Save it for Patreon. Save it. Because she has a headache.

And yeah, you're going to have the other nigga deal with the headache. But that's different if she refuses to be a headache for you anymore. It's a little different. Depending on how bad that headache is. If now she's his headache and you can't get a headache again. That guac guac 4,000 is gone. She acting like, oh, no, this nigga is cheating me. No, sometimes you want it.

You don't want to own the headache. You don't want you want it. You don't want to own the headache. You don't want to own it. You don't want it to be yours. Just a lease. Hold up. Yeah, Lil E, we need more Prince.

Come on, give me Prince. I know, Ish. All thy mighty golden dick. Yo. This nigga dick is made of 24 karat gold, yo. I hate this nigga. Hey, hey, he gonna fuck and make Prince leave the room

while he's singing a door. The mighty dick ass nigga. Don't. I know, he do this in a year. I don't care what stroke you on. You don't know what you're doing. You need to be bad. Nah, you gonna have to shoot him. Yeah, don't let him have the guitar. Yeah, going to have to shoot him.

Yeah, don't let him have the guitar. Yeah, you're going to have to shoot him. Nah, you got that. Friends, we love you, yo. Rest in peace. Everybody enjoy a weekend out there. Kiss your loved ones. Text your loved ones.

Life is short. Hopefully, we're not reporting on any morbid type of death next podcast. I like a little smooth flow. Better for you for a little while. Yeah, thank God. Thank God. Thank the Lord. Y'all hold it down out there, man.

Shout out to anybody that's traveling. Be safe. Wear a mask. Do all that shit. And if you in New York, man, stay warm. Turn the heat up. Not if you in the Bronx. Y'all heat. Turn the heat up. Not if you in the Bronx. Y'all heaters all the way up already.

Burning up in here. Y'all niggas just burn. Yo, get naked if you in the Bronx. They in the Bronx with windows cracked playing maroon. The Bronx heat is different. I love y'all. If you beat me, I'll never lose I know that you know that I do