The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 526 | "Charitable Contributions"

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

Joe and the guys begin the pod by discussing Netflix's hit show, The Ultimatum, and the social commentary around it (21:15). The crew also talks Cam Newton (50:00), DJ Khaled receives the Walk of Fame Star (1:08:00), and they remember NFL Quarterback Dwayne Haskins (1:32:05). Lastly, Gillie and Wiz Khalifa exchange words over social media (1:41:45), and Part of The Show returns (1:56:50).   Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks Joe | Queen Naija - “Pack Lite” Ice | SpinaBenz - “War Stories” (Ft. Yungeen Ace) Parks | Wiz Khalifa, Smoke DZA, & Girl Talk - “Mind Blown” Ish | J.Howell - “Faithful”

I want to start with some fresh hate right off the right out the oven that's the best kind right out the oven it's the best hate right there yeah it gets cold it ain't even get the brew or nothing convection oven to heat it up fast to hate but but this isn't new hate right I want to hate on I've always hated the the guys that just know how to skate well. So there's a video floating around of Usher in a skate rink. Now, what about Usher made you think that this guy can't skate really well? Yeah, but he's roller skating to his own music. He's roller skating backwards. He's got the U-chain on.

He's winking at somebody's girl. Like, look, he's dancing around at somebody's girl. Like, look. Look, he's dancing around homie's girl. I don't even know that she's in a relationship. I'm just saying. Like, what do you do when Usher comes to roller skating by? You start dirty macking immediately. Trip him. You can't trip them niggas that can skate real good.

I can trip you. Yo, they catch it. Them niggas will roll and do a spin. Catch it. That shit just dope. I used to be mad. I'm not even going to hold you. See, and that's why I date the hood chicks.

I tell y'all, y'all don't have no taste in women. No, I like women that don't like niggas that do this. Yo, you don't even know your girl love a dancer. Here come Usher dancing by in some roller skates. Nah, dude. With a leather bucket hat on, just looking smooth. Dirty Mac. You're immediately Dirty Mac. There Just looking smooth. Dirty Mac. Smooth with the butter. Immediately Dirty Mac.

There's a lot of Dirty Mac. Y'all know if y'all girl like dancers. Like, y'all know what type of guy your girl like. And we're going to talk about Ultimatum soon, too. So it's fine. What if the guy she picked was a damn nigga dancing in a robot? Fucking acrobat. Wait for three weeks.

With his whole body? With the Bobby Brown. Yeah, nah. He can dance with his arms and his legs? That's pressure. He can dance, but can he fight? That don't matter. Yeah, it do.

Why? Beat his ass. Now he dance right out of that beat. Over a girl? Oh, yeah, bro. Not you. Niggas in Fort Foles. Not Mr. I don't care.

Not you. Thank you, Ish. You better not. Niggas in Fort Foles. Not you, though. Niggas in Fort Foles. Niggas, not You better not. Niggas are fought for less. Not you, though. Niggas are fought for less. Niggas, not you. You not niggas.

You iggity. No, I'm me. Wait, now. You iggity ice. You better not say you fought over no guy. After three weeks in the house with Michael Jackson every morning, now she got to go live back with you. You don't dance a lick.

You ain't got a hee-hee. You don't sing a song. Not a hee-hee. Nothing. Actually, you're kind of moody. That's what it's like. Actually, you're a killjoy a little bit. Yo. Yeah, Usher's skating around.

Come on, look at it. With all his jewelry on. Come on, yo. With a leather bucket hat and a towel. What song was he skating to? Smooth as Silk. You remind me of something like that. Oh, man.

Absolutely. Yo, first of all, don't tell my girl what you remind her of. You remind me of something. See, he's already dirty macking right off the bat, so you got to fight back with dirty mack. I am jealous.

I can get a good dirty mack off on Usher. Yeah. And she's going to be like, you know what, now, Ma, you right. You think if she had to choose up, she choosing you if this happens?

Once I get my dirty mack in, yeah, she's going to choose me. Yeah, I'm just going to write the TMZ. I'm going straight to TMZ. I'm going to the article. Yo, look, look, look. That's him. That's what you into? I mean, that write to TMZ. I'm going to pull up the article. Yo, look, look, look. That's him.

That's what you went to? I mean, that's your thing. If that's your thing, you know, rock out. Oh, you going to my herpes line? She'll eat that. She'll take it. I'll throw herpes on that. I didn't want to say it, but now that you've said it, I'm going right to the herpes.

Are you crazy? I hate to tell you, but she might take it. Yo, this is a joke, by the way. Of course. This is satire, by the way. I only did that once. That nigga got 100 M's. She take it, yo.

Just a few bumps. She take it for 100 M's. Is that what you think women would do for money? Yo, don't start your fuckery, y'all. Don't start your shit, yo. I'm asking a question. Don't start, yo. I'm telling you, don't start. Don't start.

Yo, don't start. I'm telling you, don't start. That's what he said. Don't start. Don't start. Don't throw that nigga in the corner. Yo, don't start. Nigga, I'll take a little herb. Man, bitches, I'll take a herb for free. That's a buck. Yeah. Yo, Ish, you put a lot of money in this little jar. I know. Yo, we need to spend it.

We got to bring someone to college with that little thing. As have you. Man, what you talking about? Nigga, see. I was watching. Look at this nigga, man. Don't skate. Yo, don't skate by me.

He got the Redazzle shirt on. Look at the back of his shirt. The nigga is crisscrossing his legs, spinning around, flopping his ass right around. To one of his bops. Yeah, no. I ain't gonna lie.

That shit look dope. I'm hating. All right. It look dope until that's your girl. He's spinning around like that. I ain't really hated on too many niggas, but the guy that could skate like that. Yeah.

Deservedly so. I've hated on a few dancers tooas but the guy that can skate like that yeah deservedly so I've hated on a few dancers too yeah if you can dance too well cause in the 90s in the early 2000s dancers had them yeah you got the circle around you know

go you go me I'm on the side mumbling go you go Rick go Rick cause you can't look like a hater.

Yo, that's great. Rick killing. I'm going to just walk to the bathroom. No, and I always went to the, it was Buck. Stupid ass. It was always in the middle of the circle dancing. Yeah, Buck Moody dancing. Shout out to Buck.

And speaking of Buck, come on, I'm really him. Hey, yo, damn. You could have played him. Wow. Wow. Yo, I told y'all my Park's theory. Did I tell everybody my Park's theory or no? I don't know.

You know my Park's theory, man. Oh, man. Park's is trying to. I just seen this in Super Pumped, in Uber. We're fighting in the board. I have super shares. Park's is trying to overtake the company with his seniority. And he's trying to rally support.

You love to make a narrative, boy. I'm sitting here long. Yo, let me ask y'all something. What do y'all think potting is? Let me ask you what you think podcasting is. I'm going to ask an honest question. Honest question? What do you think it is?

Opinions? No. To me. Whatever's going on. No, no, no. I change it. I change it. What do you think good potting is?

I just think it's anything that provokes thought from the audience. So whether it be an argument, whether it be a deep dive, whether it be two starkly contrasting opinions, whatever's going to invoke thought in the audience that's listening is good potting. Yeah. So he's saying I'm going to create narratives. God damn it. Yeah. Or take an angle.

Throw in a little narrative at Parks gets the listener at home to say hey I don't think that's true but I just don't know anymore

I like that those are my favorite movies I just watched some bum ass movie on Netflix with a snow storm the girl gets pulls over at a hotel

it's three niggas there they gotta wait for the snow storm to pass but there's a dead body in the van outside snowstorm. The girl gets, pulls over at a hotel. It's three niggas there. They gotta wait for the snowstorm to pass. But there's a dead body in the van outside. Oh my God, who put it there? It's her trying to figure it out.

Stupid ass movie. It was everybody in the house before she got there put it there. I hate the fucking movie. How'd she get in the next nigga van? Huh?

No, you know how she got in the van. No, it was only cell phones. You know how she got in the van. Huh? No, there was only cell phones. You know how she got in the van. How? She wanted to... Yo, y'all say something.

Say it, by sucking dick? What you trying to say? She at the motel van? Yeah, man. No, they told her it was only phone service

by the tree over there. So she went over there by the tree to use the phone and then the dead body along with the sound effect guy putting a thump right there like a boom. She said, help! Out the van. Oh, the phone and then the dead body along with the sound effect guy putting a thump right there like a boom.

She said, help! Out the van. Oh, so he wasn't the dead body yet? He wasn't dead. Well, she died because the nigga came back out.

Took care of business? The nigga came back out and killed her. Oh, you need a plan B? Yeah, he came back out and took care of that. Second part? Okay.

Listen, now, speaking of Buck, Park sabotaged my beautiful segue. That was nice. I thought it was going to be a buck shot. Listen, now, speaking of Buck, Park sabotaged my beautiful segue. That was nice. I thought it was going to be Buckshot. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, shout out to Buckshot. Shout out to Brooklyn, you're in our prayers, of course.

New York, New York, a lot going on today. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Shout out to the ladies listening. Come on. He's listening to me If there's ever a time to acknowledge Like Some amazing marketing From labels about acts I think Young Buck is in that conversation

Just with how he was presented with the music and the G-Unit. I think it was marketing, though. Shit. Nigga, Buck had records still. Like, when I attribute a lot to marketing,

it's when the talent might not have been there so he had to do something else to get me to pay attention to you. No, the talent is there, but how do you market the talent? What the story what's the image all of that is marketing front-facing at that point it's like puff told def jam about 112 but at that point all that leather outfits all that shit my my brain what y'all gonna do now yeah these niggas ain't

them they four niggas from Atlanta didn't know. That's what he said. I'm saying the same with Young Buck. Hold up. Stop this now. Nah. I'm saying the same with Young Buck.

Post G-Unit. You saying? Because G-Unit was fish grease. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They could have bought out damn to anybody at that point in time. And they did, and that's marketing.

But no, I'm saying, but it wasn't specific to him. They was just so hot that anybody they would have bought out at that time would have bought on. That's marketing. For G-Unit to bring him in, it was marketing.

For Jimmy Iovine to go. For Dre or somebody to go to Jimmy Iovine and say, yo, having trouble with a game. I need to throw him over here in G-Unit. Have him. That's marketing. That is marketing. I agree. Like I said, even for.

I'm talking about just with Buck. That's not how that happened with Buck, though. Young Buck being in G-Unit with the bandanas and the dress and the cars, it's marketing. Marketing is not a bad word. No, no, no, it's not. But being from the Midwest, they pushed that. But now, let's go to the Buck phone calls that were recorded. Now, let's go to the videos you see of him today.

I start with him because I just saw a video of him saying, I got up under my contract with 50 because i had to file bankruptcy again and i claimed that debt right whatever he said i owed i claimed it and that was a wash and that's the only way i can afford to feed myself right now and i'm like damn interesting i'm going back to buck records because when this was out that just wasn't the thinking but also and we don't know the full story and what happens if he comes out during g-unit era and says y'all i'm bisexual this is oh three this is oh four ish oh five ish this is not today i'm asking tough questions today i'm here but i'm saying what i'm saying

about buck though is there's a you know there's always three sides to a story or whatever 50 was on is documented in records and everything saying buck had yeah you made a shitload of money you were bad with your money you were bad you know sometimes you give a person a bunch of money up front they up they never seen this before they don't know what they doing they're quick to end up broke so buck was buying lamborghinis and shit like that like he was spending money in a way that he shouldn't have been spending if you're a little bit more conscious so that could have also landed

him there now I'm broke now I'm not on the hottest label no more but I'm still contractually tied over here I'm fucked up do you think that Young Buck tomorrow could wake up and make one of these no why do you think that Young Buck tomorrow could wake up and make one of these?

No. Why? This was a lot of production that he don't have access to anymore. That's the only reason I would say that. He wouldn't get that. He can't get this anymore. Yeah. I don't think that necessarily. But if he got it, you think he has the ability to produce.

If he was able to get with. But he's not getting that beat because he's not getting that budget and he's not getting with. But he's not getting that beat because he's not getting that budget. And he's not getting that attention. And he's not getting that backing. He's not getting that. Because he's still dropping projects. Support. Buck's been dropping.

He dropped fucking 10 joints last year. And that's marketing. I hear what you're saying. That's all I'm saying. So he goes on that list for me. It's marketing. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't bell-bibble your way out of this one.

That is exactly what it is. And again, marketing is not necessarily a bad term. You know what I'm saying? We look at it as- It's a privilege. No, I think when people consider marketing- I think gimmick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think gimmick. As an attribute to somebody's success- But it doesn't necessarily have to be. It's like a nocturnal talent to me. But that's not what it means. We do this thing where we interpret words instead of going by the- What it actually is. Yeah, we do that a lot, especially culturally in this business.

But then we'll get to playing semantics when it's time to start sending contracts back and forth, going over what words really mean. But, yeah. What was we just saying? No, we were just marketing. Oh, yeah, was we just saying? No, it was just marketing. Oh yeah, the marketing. Yeah, no, it's not bad. It's not bad.

Everybody wants it. Everybody wants good marketing. Everyone needs it. The marketing is what separates a lot of these acts. I agree with that. That's true. Big time. There's some that are floating by

only because of their marketing. And that's kind of what I was saying. And that's when you say marketing. Exactly. That didn't apply to him. That's what he was not floating by because of marketing. He thought you were saying based on the quality marketing. If you're in the music business and you're not marketing on some level, you are going to fail.

No. No. Ain't no no. No, no. That's not what I'm saying. He thought Joe meant. We know what Ice thought. We got it.

That's what I'm saying. So in any business, it ain't got to be music. that he thought Joe meant. We know what Ice thought. We got it. That's what I'm saying. So, in any business, period. Facts. Fuck, it ain't gotta be music. Alright, back to Young Buck.

Don't blow, don't wanna ride with me, ride with me, let your head down. You said you wanna go, don't be scared now, I sure didn't wanna walk. Actually,

I fucked up my Young Buck, but, or maybe I did, somebody did. We'll try this way. Not to me That was marketing Heavily Before

More than Before I heard Sean speak It was Yo we got a dude over here That sound like Biggie And that's all everybody Wanted to do Is hear him

That's true I'll never forget It was 106 and Park When the first time I actually heard him Say a word I was like Oh shit He do sound like biggie all you knew that before you knew a song from shine you ain't know what he looked like nothing you just knew there was a dude over there

that sound just like biggie that there's a label involved and you're somewhat of a priority and they expect to get a return off of you then there will be marketing yeah yeah it's when there is none that you're like oh that's the issue yeah who do you think faced more pressure

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That's crazy. I was laid up in the cool black shade. Looking at your face just pure with no makeup. This nigga doing all that while he's standing right there. See? No, he was in the car. So what? She with her man.

More ultimatum shit. This whole show is ultimatum today. Yo, niggas are nasty, yo. You don't see me staring at your girl? Huh? You don't see me staring at, I'm low. You think you can't feel when somebody's staring at you or your girl? You're the dude that's staring at niggas' girls while they're standing there-ish?

Yes. Yo, you Randall, yo. Yo, we butchered that lyric. He didn't say with your man. He said, I sing you with your girl. So he sing her with her. All right, thank God. Thank God.

But we here now. We here now. Look where Ish. Look where they brought out Ish. But, but, you ain't never looked at her. You ain't never looked at her when she was with her nigga? I've seen Joe take a nigga's girl in the club. Fuck is you talking?

Stop, yo. Stop. Stop, yo. Stop. Stop, yo. Stop. When? I'll show you her on my IG. You still speak to her?

We finally joined. Yo, yo, yo, it's what we keep in touch for. Yo, once it's me, that's a 40 year relationship. We in now.

Wait, what I did? Girl came in the spot with her dude. Joe started talking to her. Just, you know, casual. And pretty soon. I'm certain I was talking to him too. Yeah, but then it'll branch off.

You put the thumb on her? Once that thumb come out, it's a wrap. Hey nigga, you shouldn't have had to pee. I don't believe you. I think you just be playing on my. Hey, nigga. You shouldn't have had to pee. I don't believe you. I think you just be playing on my bad memory, yo. I'm going to show you. You've never done that, right? Nah, I don't got that.

I don't be hollering when they by they self. I seen a girl with a nigga in a club and took his girl in the club. Not necessarily took his girl, but you ain't never seen her. Yes. Oh, he's saying, yeah, you took his girl. While he's there? You playing the scene when he go to the bathroom, though. You've not seen that.

You are lying. You did that about three times in Perfections. This nigga is different. Anyway, listen, back to my fucking set, bitch. Shut up, The Shies. Y'all so mad I ain't have a car when this song was out. Yeah, he pulled up. He was. Yeah. So I hop out the coupe and hop the super stoppin' Y'all so mad I ain't have a car when this song was out Perfume, down to the structure

Think I waited till the second night to fuck ya I wanna marry you, nah I'm just playin' We can start with a few nights out in Malibu Surfing, playin' up on Persians Here's my number Put it in your purse and call me I'm the telephone Hey, and this is in 90 or 01 or whenever this was.

It's like 01, I think. And he said we could just start with a few nights in Malibu. Yeah. See, so I didn't invent that. I didn't invent that. Then what? You be trying to act like you against that shit. Against what?

Just the first date on a trip somewhere. No. A nigga about to have money? Oh, you with that? Yo, you want to go to breakfast? Nah. Come get you a tater, bro. We going to breakfast.

Come here. Let's see if I can have a croissant like this. You ain't never had this kind of croissant. Did you, stupid? Oh my god. Ish. Straight to Paris. This is a different level of croissant, baby.

This is flaky crust. What? On the initial conversation. What you doing tomorrow? And she going. Yo, dog, when you got that level of money, that is cheating that is a cheat code

but all women aren't interested in the money yeah no but tell them I but that conversation but they're interested in the good times though

the conversation overlooking the Riviera it just hit different so I'm sorry the eye fool in the background yeah light up wait wait wait

you know the lights come every year exactly that's when they start blinking real fast The Eiffel in the background. Yeah. Light up. Wait, wait, wait. You know the lights come every time they come on. Exactly. That's when they start blinking real fast. Hey, these niggas. Let's toast real quick, right? There we go. There we go.

There we go. Bro. It's cheating. There's a lot of women on the little Maldives trips right now. That's the spot this year. They doing the boyfriend reveals. That's how I know Maldives is nice, boy. they make you want to show your man for a quick second yeah no i gotta get out there i'm going yeah i'm going anyway uh welcome to episode 526 of the joe button podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful

and highly favored host joe button here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Parks is here. Ish is here. Ice is here. Corey is here. Young boys in the back. Yeah. All right. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling?

Good. How was everyone's weekend? Mental health? I'm good. I'm good. Text inbox. Family. Baby got a little cold.

People calling to borrow money. Y'all don't get into that either. I'm bringing it out today. I'm bringing everything out. I ain't got it. I ain't got it. I don't it out today. I'm bringing everything out. I ain't got it. I ain't got it. I don't have it. Depends on who it is.

I don't have it. Moms. That's it. I ain't got it. I don't have it. I'm quick. I don't have it. Damn.

Depends on who it is. Moms. Family. Moms. People who I consider family. Mommy. That's it. Brother?

Nothing? He good. How much of your family You consider family? Mommy Oh nah How much of it? You make some money

It depends on what Grandparent It's a couple Really questioning It's levels Yeah it's levels My ninth birthday They didn't really show up

They didn't really Yeah it's levels of family Absolutely Alright That was the question How y'all doing? How was your weekend straight? I knew shit I laid up Yeah Yeah, his love was a family. Absolutely. All right. That was the question. How y'all doing? How was your weekend?

I knew shit. I laid up. Yeah. I laid up. TV, Netflix, footsies. I went out. Now that I think about it. Oh, yeah.

I saw you out with- I went out Sunday night. You were out with Zeke. Shout out to Daniel. What's his name? Go by Daniel. Okay. But yeah, I Shout out to Daniel. What's his name? Go by Daniel. Okay. But yeah, went out to,

Favi had a release party for his album in Jersey. Look at you, hustling and bustling, moving and shaking. Just going outside, man. What did Favi do?

Just gotta touch the people. I've never even called him now. That's what they call him, Favi. I don't know him. I don't know the nigga. Yeah, but you said it like. Yeah, I mean. I'm not that guy. I don't know the nigga. Yeah, but you said it.

I mean, I'm not that guy. Like you were 60. No, that's like the chicks used to do it when they just try to drop a name. Oh, I'm headed over to Allen's for a quick party. Wait, Allen who? Iverson. Wait, Allen?

What are you talking about? Nigga's name is AI. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, you know him as Allen, huh? Yeah. the fuck you talking about oh you know him as Alan huh got it no it's worse when they know him

as Aubrey who that's true yeah all I gotta do is let him call me Sean they glad there you go

he got a bar for everything he definitely does Drake was sitting out candles what'd you do ultimatum here we go again yeah what'd you do? Ultimatum. Here we go again. Yeah.

Can a nigga send your girl a candle? No. Fuck no. Wait, why? He want to get waxed. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Whip your ass. Why?

Yo, put a dollar in it, yo. Why? We ultimatum in this whole episode. No, we have to. What reason would another man have to send my girl a candle? Your girl loves candles. I'll get her candles, nigga. I'm making.

I have a line of candles. I'm making them. I'm curating the scent myself. I mean, it depends on who the dude is. If it's like one of her friends, cool. But if it's not a business. Some random rapper? No, you cannot.

No, it's one of her male friends. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. it's something coming so that fast that changes it for you it does absolutely so it's like the homie from school

it's a homie and he has a candle one of her childhood friends yeah he could do that wait first of all that's allowed in your house childhood friends yeah

get the fuck out of here yeah man she could have friends you could get a little Timmy from fourth grade to fuck out of here Yeah man She got half friends You can get a little Timmy From fourth grade To fuck out of here We are grown My childhood friend

That means What happened to your childhood Yo Why you maintain Your childhood relationship Cause she's a good Fucking person Nigga who you speak to

From fifth grade A couple people actually I got mad friends Quite a few From seventh Yeah Yeah fifth too. Y'all are liars.

Yo, that's why I don't. My best female friend is from seventh grade, nigga. My best female friend is from seventh grade. Why are we lying? Because you ain't got it. Well, I went to school in Queens in the fifth grade. You could have kept in contact with. No, niggas died.

Your whole elementary school just deceased. No, but the people I was close to passed away. I've been blessed in that regard. Like a lot of people died. Why is that a blessing? To stay alive?

Oh, that you're still alive. Okay. Yeah. Nah, I have quite a few friends from elementary school though. Not even joking. Why do y'all still want to talk to niggas from elementary school?

You just kidding. They good quality people. How the fuck you know that nigga was because we stayed in touch we stayed in touch for y'all i hate these niggas dog it's okay to have long-term full of shit yo you different go ahead it's okay it's okay to have long-term healthy relationships. I agree. This is the narrative. This is the narrative. This is the show. Gotta paint the narrative. Anyways.

It's okay, though. I'm glad all of y'all are doing well. Well, how could you not be? You speak to everybody from kindergarten. They say everybody. You got a couple. We have a couple. Damn.

I'm not. Yo, let me ask you a question. Wait, so a nigga can't send your girl a candle? If it's childhood friend and he has a candle line yeah he can send her a candle alright no comment but

nah nah nah I ain't getting out there by myself if he met her in her life two or three years he can send her one nah nah nah well wait

was we together when he met her like this somebody she was that counts does it matter yes really

yeah it counts yeah if this is somebody that you met before me Like, this somebody, she was... That counts? Does it matter? Yes. Really? Yeah, it counts. Yeah. If this is somebody that you met before me, that's your man. That's your people. He can send you a candle. You met this nigga at... Nah.

He not even supposed to have your address to send you a candle if he met you while we was together. And that's my point. That's my point. Yo, man, it's so crazy. I love asking them these things, yo. That's my point. What's your opinion?

No, his opinion... A nigga that you met last year can send you a candle? I love asking them these things, yo. What's your opinion? No, his opinion. A nigga that you met last year can send you a candle? I love candles. No, your girl. Oh, send two. You've run. It's all right, yo. The problem ain't what you're sending the candle.

The problem is if that works. No, the problem is that little handwritten note that go with the candle. Yeah, yeah. What's the little note say? The little personalized note. How'd you get the address, Aki? P.Owritten note that go with the candle. Yeah, yeah. What's the little note say? The little personalized note. How'd you get the address, Aki? P.O. Box. I don't care.

How'd you get that? How'd you get that? Why you talking? No. Wait, so your girl can't make no new friends if y'all in a relationship. Nobody. She can't meet a new guy. You can meet who you want to meet.

Yeah, yeah. I better not know you met him. The fact that. Yo, niggas are sick, yo. I'm not saying that. You can meet who you want to meet. How did y'all get to the point where y'all exchanging addresses? P.O. boxes?

I wouldn't give a fuck if it was a C.O. box. Nigga, why is that necessary? It's not necessary necessary but we did it but wait why does it have to be necessary to get done this is somebody I see once a month we've developed enough of a rapport to where as you can have my P.O. box

that's not my pussy start with a P and it's a box and it's a box we just missing the O yo come on let's get right to Ultimane Start with a P. And it's a box. And it's a box. And it's a box. Yo, men are crazy. We just missing the O. Yeah, we are. Men are crazy. Yo, come on.

Let's get right to Ultraman. And if you hit it right, you might get the O out. Yo, if that candle got the right aroma, the O might come. Nigga, you stupid. You don't need my girl's address, dog. Can a nigga buy your girl lunch at work?

Yes, absolutely. Coworker? Yeah. Work husband. Coworker? Yeah. Y'all liars. All y'all dudes lie. Come on. I'm not lying.. Work husband. Coworker? Yeah. Liars. All y'all dudes like.

Come on. I'm not lying. I just don't need to know this shit. That's my whole thing. If you out there, your work husband buying you lunch, cool. When I know your work husband is buying you lunch, we got no problem. Now, if a dude she don't work with buy the lunch, that's an issue. That's a problem.

You can have a rapport with people at work. Yeah. Have your work husband. That's fine. Let's get right to the Ultimatum, man. Let's do it. Come on. So y'all can get the lion some more.

The Laches love a mess, don't they? This is great. And I'm only two episodes in. This is amazing. I've been crying. Come on. There's a show on Netflix called Ultimatum.

Nick Lachey and his wife are back at it. They did Love is Blind. Yeah, Love is Blind where they put people in a room, and they talk for like a week or a couple days or whatever it is, but they can't see each other. It's like a hidden door. It's like jail?

That's dope. And then they decide if they like each other, and then they meet each other afterwards. No, I'm cool on that. My love ain't blind. Yeah, my love is not blind. When that cataract go away, you be like, yeah. Nah, I'm good on that

I need to see you first my love got 2020 I need to see you ew I was gonna do that this show is

pretty creative though I didn't know that Nick Lachey was behind that he and his wife yeah Nick Lachey and his wife look like

if they were contestants on this show that they're not all the way done with their demons yeah true they be talking about it I got that they not all the way done with their demons. Yeah, true. They be talking about it.

I got that from that first conversation. They kind of were saying it. Yeah, but they got off that conversation rather quickly. They kept looking at each other. Nice little edit. We're going to cut this part out right here. Yeah, he was like, it's been a rough journey, but we're here. I was like, yeah.

That fucking hurts. Now I got to know who cheated on who. We here for the bag. It's fun hearing about who cheated on somebody. I'm such a messy bitch. All right, but they back. Yeah, they back. And the premise of this show is we take some couples where one person's ready for marriage and one person is not.

Yeah. And we give them an accelerated marriage experience with someone else. So there are six couples there.. So there are six couples there. No, there are six couples there. Yeah, I think that's right. And each person, each, the person who presented the ultimatum.

They're swinging, man. They're swinging. They're not swinging. It's the person that, the person that presented the ultimatum gets to pick a partner in the house. And if you have the right match, then that's who you with.

And then you go live with that person in a hotel room for three weeks. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a little bit more than that, though. It ain't the person who pick. Everybody switch it up. Well, everybody pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You just, you all mingle. From this moment on, y'all are all single. It's like speed dating. It's like speed dating. It's like speed dating. It's like speed dating. Then they pick up. They choose up.

And then you decide who you want to live as married with for the next three weeks. Yeah. So everybody chooses up. And then you go live in want to live as married with for the next three weeks yeah so everybody chooses up and then you go live in a hotel for three weeks and when those three uh when those three weeks are over you go live with the person you came in with well well i didn't let me ask you a question i didn't get this far but let's just say hypothetically it's 12 people all together but let's say two girls pick one dude there's a little bit of that going on so it was up to him to pick which one he wanted if or or neither one of them i'm just saying if he didn't want either one of them he might have wanted somebody they go around the table now what

happens then you got if i don't pick neither one of y'all i don't pick neither one of y'all no i'm saying so all 12 people didn't get picked uncomfortable conversation happens yeah yeah that was called episode two yeah that's That's what it is. Gotcha. Okay. Uncomfortable conversation. Gotcha. I watched this show very fast. You watched old shit already?

Right through it. Oh my God. I'm mad. He told me about this late. He told us about it, man. Now, listen. I watched it by mistake. Ian had been telling me and a few other people had been telling me to watch 90 Day Fiance this season.

They said they on there bugging, bugging. They've been bugging. They told me they was bugging. So I was trying to watch that. But it's not on any of my apps. Didn't know what app to get it on. TLC, Discovery Plus. I searched it on Hulu. Didn't see a thing. My wife watches

so many of these shows, I can't keep track of which one. I went to Flex. No, it's definitely there. I told you you need to work on my Plex. Gotcha. But I couldn't find it. So next best thing, Ultimatum. I had no idea that this thing would be this good. This is not an ad.

But this is a mess. Messy right off the bat. Right off the bat. So my first question, because Ish hasn't seen it. Y'all are not all the way caught up. I've seen the first one. But it don't matter, because I don't even want to talk about them. I want to talk about us.

Right. Let's do it. Would you do that? I've done it. Would anybody here do that? I did it, first one. But it don't matter because I don't even want to talk about them. I want to talk about us. Let's do it. Would you do that? I've done it. Would anybody here do that? I did it. Sort of. And tell me about it. Me and my wife broke up. We dated for a little while. We broke up for six months, dated other people and realized that we liked each other more than we wanted to be apart.

It's a little different. That's different. Very different. No, no, no. It's the same premise. He's running from feelings. No, no, no. What I'm saying is you don't get to see her pick the other dude oh yeah so it wasn't as right

but we still follow each other on social media so we kinda saw it stop it Park stop it that's different we are having an honest talk y'all was posting dates

you seeing something on social media really it's totally different from seeing the man that your partner picks, your partner going to live with that person for three weeks and then right after that coming back with you

you kicking it with the nigga, y'all having drinks together what you're saying is different most people have done what you've done and while the premise may be similar, this is other shit this is the extreme version of that and that's what I want to talk about I want to talk about the extreme version of that yeah and that's beyond what i want to talk about i want to talk about the extreme version of that could you knowing the premise of this show do that absolutely

not not probably not i would be i'm gonna tell you straight up like i was watching this even on episode one i was like yo they need to let me tweak a couple things about this show like instead of them being in their mid-20s make them in their mid-30s. True. Give me two real niggas and one project chick. This was a Mona Scott away from being a classic.

This could have went. Classic show. Y'all had one. Y'all was right there but no, no, no. I'm sitting here watching certain scenes and I'm like

you gotta do this over the balcony right here. Yep. Just put Erica Mina in one of these scenes and that's gang, gang. That's it. No, no, no. That's not a shot. It ain't a shot. for the balcony right here. Yep. Just put Eric Amina in one of these scenes. And that's gang, gang.

That's it. No, no, no. That's not a shot. It ain't a shot. It's not a shot. Yeah, that's what's missing. Fam. You need one of them.

Just one. Yeah. One. There's no way all this laughing and kiki-ing is going on and I'm here? I want to see this with like Alexis Sky.

I want to see this. I want to see a hood version of this. I need, like, when Chappelle did the mad real world sketch, sketch, sketch, excuse me,

sketch, same shit. When he did that, I need to see that version of this. I want them, I don't like them in their 20s. True. I want them in their 30s.

It's a little more pressure in the 30s. And, like I said, I want two real niggas and one, one just hood chick. This whole show goes up. Rem is taken, and I

don't want to use Rem as a word, but Sasha is taken the new dude to meet her parents. Oh, no, I'm homeboy. Now, right after that. I'm homeboy in episode two. It's like, oh, no, fuck this. Let's get married right now. Yeah, you're saying him right. He cleared it out. He got out of the game. He's like, now fuck this let's get married right now yeah you seen him he cleared it out he got he got out

the game yeah he's like yo check I want to marry her now like check check Paul let's check please I'm sorry if it's a spoiler but the second year was even more like nah nope not him him

seeing that's where it's tricky as a man he has no idea the guy proposing that she was just tossing that pussy at uh Jacob the day before right yeah and that's tricky and and not only that we we spoiled i'm sorry i'm not marrying you a day after you do that yo the nigga that said yo tapped out his jamin was yeah and hold on i'm

gonna take it so now what happens when the video comes out? Listen, let me wait. Stop. Stop. Go a step further. And yes, we're spoiling. Sorry, but this is good. You need to watch it. The same chick, we're talking about Alexis, went on there and said, yo, if he wasn't making the money, if he lost the ability to make the amount of money he's making now, I'd walk away from him.

And she's like, and this is my first time saying that out loud. Like, she's telling every dude she meet, yo, you need to make, I'm not going to be the breadwinner. Marriage is a financial decision first. You knew she was going to get in trouble. Yo, dog, niggas was looking at her like, this is crazy. Any of y'all here think you could be on a date and your partner be on a date in the same space? No. Not really, though.

It's some furniture moving. They did that, too. Yeah. That was the first couple episodes. Yeah, Shorty sitting there trying to talk to this dude in the house.

with my mouth dropped to the fucking floor. I'm looking at moments where real nigga shit was supposed to happen. They kept it real cool, yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, no. This almost tells me

this is the entire thing was scripted. Oh, no, no. You just keep watching. Oh, all right. I'll get there. You just keep watching. Because I'm watching like I'll get there. You just keep watching. Because I'm watching like.

Because, of course, the darkest nigga on there. He was mad at him. No, of course. Nigga, what you doing? Turn this shit up. Go yoke this nigga up. Because now you sitting there. Because now after you go date my girl,

now we got to come back for cocktails. Wait, so all the fellas come back and kick it? Now let me ask you a question. Yeah, and now the dude is sitting there. I'm lying. This WWE Royal Rumble at that point. No, this the bad part now

because we had a few, we've had a few pods now where niggas security level comes into play. Well, I'm telling you, I'm not even going on this. You get what I'm saying? Like, no, I'm just saying.

So we say, yo, your chick chose up. Yeah. Why you mad at the nigga? No, no, no, no. Your chick chose up. Yeah. Why you mad at the nigga? No, no, no, no. Your chick chose up. Stop it. But now y'all not.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm going to answer you this. Hold on, Joe. Joe, let me answer you. Go ahead. Let me ask you. Convo too hot. Convo too hot.

Yo, your chick chooses up. Shut up. So look. Oh, we we coming back to that comment oh man you was in there crying that's what you said

big tears crocodile tears crying the ultimate crying but look Gatorade crocodile tears but look

yeah she chose up you right here in my face choosing up and still dancing in my face that's different bro I'm talking about the extreme chose up go do your thing like that's what it is the nigga can't You right here in my face choosing up and still dancing in my face. That's different, bro.

I'm talking about the extreme. Chose up. Go. Do your thing. That's what it is. The nigga can't then come order a pepperoni pizza in front of my face and blush and blush about how amazing my girl is in front of me. Nope. No.

And I'm supposed to sit there and do what? What you talking about? But like I said, I would have- Because that's not- Now it ain't about the girl. You're right. She chose up. But now, all now Alright man time

Why you play with me yo I look pussy You think I'm pussy Now you think I'm pussy But the same thing happened On the women's side When the women got together Spoiler alert

See I didn't get that far It was one of the girls She I like your boyfriend now So it's up It's up You feel how you feel about it I want him

Yo somebody pop I hate my boyfriend I want I want your boyfriend He pop I hate my boyfriend I want I want your boyfriend he show me what a real nigga is yeah so now the women get spicy wow

yeah listen good show we just need to tweak the cast a little bit I think there's more here yeah they'll probably do a season two I'm talking about here in the room no no no

I'ma see it once we see it once we see it I would've I told you I would've been doing it on the second show second episode

when they go around the table now we're gone let's get out of here we're getting married Once we see it. Once we see it. I told you. I would have been doing it on the second show. Second episode. When they go around the table. Now we're gone. Let's get out of here. We're getting married. Because now. You're not going. What was the homeboy's name?

Oh, man. All the girls wanted the white boy? Caleb. No, no. Kobe. Kobe. Yeah. Nah, not him. They said no?

No. All the girls wanted him. Yeah. Everybody. Really? Yeah. Oh, Kobe. Get them niggas Kobe

Yo One chick You have the audacity To not want me Like she She flipped that shit Fam What I'm saying is

You think your girl Gonna live in the house With somebody for Three weeks And just Not break the touch barrier At all Word

Niggas was breaking The touch barrier On the date Not come to bed With the little shorts on, though? Yeah. And then come back to live with me for a week. That's what I'm going to say. That was.

Once we here, right? Look. Yo, listen. Once we here. You can think about some. Now,. Now, I'm pissed off. Now, it just hit me

what she was trying to say. Oh, she's going to say that on the walkout? Yeah, nigga. Yo, dog.

Listen, don't get me started, all right? Yo, listen, what I'm saying is this. Now we here. Hmm.

I kind of want to see how far you're going to go. You're going already to me. No, like it's going to tell me a lot about. And you're going to watch it?'re going already to me. No, like it's going to tell me a lot about and you're going to watch it.

That's the problem. Might be a little rough. I guess it depends on how nice the one and you're doing your thing at the same time. You might have found a show that you're really into.

Yeah, but she might be more into him than I'm into her. That's probably definitely possible. I don't like that. But we're here now. So I want to see

where you go. I want to see when you come. You know the other thing that they got to tweak on it? The other thing they got to tweak is it was only a year and a half. Most of these people were only in a year and a half.

Yeah. Give me some long... Give me a six-year relationship and then see how that goes. Show me that. That's where they got to tweak. That's the main thing they got to tweak to me.

They were together a year and a half, two years. Yeah. A year, year and a half. Some of them was five. No. Nah. Not really, nah.

Nobody was five. It was all short. One, two years. They did great with the casting. Young people. Listen, these shows are made in the casting.

For sure. We don't have time for these six year relationships for the Bond. And when we put it on TV, this is TV. We getting these 22, 23, 24 year old.

Young, attractive we asking them about what they really attracted to if it ain't you we going to source that put that person in there this is a science we ain't got time for that

I know I hear you I just you ain't hear what he said Ramona and Jocelyn one of y'all do the hour version of this please I'm begging you the hour made them

yeah I need hours that's not for us the hour made them I need hours you ain't hear what he said this is where being rich is so important sorry i know it sounds bad kanye told him it's a thousand years it's only one of me dog i'm hard to find it ain't a thousand years though it's not don, it's not. Don't do that. Stop it, Ish. Stop.

No, it's not. Ish, you my guy. Please don't do that, Ish. Stop it, Ish, yo. I hate for Kanye. Yes. It was a thousand of hers. No.

No, it wasn't. Wow. There's not a thousand of hers. Where they at? Show me one of them that he's found since. All right. Ish, let's move on. No, that's who he was

we moving on yo it's a thousand oh a thousand oh no you right he's fucking crazy he's right he's 100% right

it's a thousand a million we talking about the wrong one when he said that he wasn't talking about her it ain't a thousand hers it's a million hers

he's right he's right he's right nigga you got an IG you got an explore no he's right oh he was with her yeah he's right. He's right. He's right. Nigga, you got an IG? You got an Explore? No, he's right. Oh, he was with her.

Yeah. He's right. Printed a show. It's an Explore page full of them. Maybe not to that level, but... Maybe not to that level, but it's comparable. Maybe to that level, too. I don't want to be disrespectful. I'm not being disrespectful.

I don't want to disrespect the wives. No, that's saluting the rest of them, too. Just make it rain in here. I ain't say the word. I'm not being disrespectful. I don't want disrespect. No, that's saluting the rest of them, too. Just make it rain in here. I ain't say the word. I know, but I feel it coming. Kanye wasn't wrong. No, no, he wasn't. All right.

The finale of Ultimatum came out today along with the reunion. It's going to be a fight, dear. Okay, wait. I don't know how they made it I also don't episode 2 without a fight the bag might have been nice enough like yo

you disqualify your whole bag if you get up here next to it I don't think the bag was that nice yeah I don't think so and let me just jump in with and fuck that bag at that point

so episode 2 or 3 of Bad Boys of L.A. on Zeus. Yo, I can't never just finish what I'm saying, yo. I want to hear this. I just can't never finish what I'm saying. All I want to do is talk.

Tell us about the Bad Boys. I'm bringing it to hip-hop, but it's just laughing. It's infectious. I will about the bad boys. I'm bringing it to hip hop, but Ish is laughing. It's infectious. I will not speak over it. I'm bringing it to hip hop. Listen, episode two or three, and y'all should know I'm bringing it to hip hop,

of the bad boys at LA show ends in the babies fight at the bowling alley. You lying. No shit. Huh? I say it again. Episode two or three ends. They were going out.

They were taking all the bad boys of LA out the house to a party. It was in LA with celebrities there. London on the track, the baby. And just out of nowhere, kaboom, a fight breaks out. They're in there recording the fight. That's what they were filming at that bowling alley? That's one of the things they were filming. Oh, shit.

And if you watch this show, you now see this fight in an entirely new light, yo. Really? So, wait. Fam, that dude right there, I don't know. William is his name. He got on in the show. And now I just sound like, I'm really a messy bitch. I'm going to put another dollar there

he got on a a catsuit with money all over the catsuit shaking ass all over the bowling alley twerking the one straight dude

oh it was two straight dudes but one of them he mad the whole show like yo stop shaking your ass on me on me and then a fight breaks out and the baby is

swinging this nigga down the bowling alley come on I wish while this twerking is going on don't swing you shaking his ass on him he could be mad at that The fight breaks out. And the baby is slinging this nigga down the bowling alley. Come on. I wish. While this twerking is going on. Don't swing. You shaking his ass on him?

He could be mad at that. It wasn't on him. Oh, okay. But it was too close for the dude's liking. And he's been bugging the whole show. He's been bugging. He tried to force Kirk Franklin's son out the closet. We could just move on. Oh, they say Kirk Franklin is arrested for uh sorry yeah we gotta stop calling him kirk

franklin's son what's his name like sometimes you gotta uh believe the dad that left hey sometimes that nigga was on or something. Yo, come on, Joe. What? The crazy part is I'm looking at every article. I still don't know this nigga's name yet. Carry on. Carry on.

You carry on? That's exactly what he did. That nigga named Kirk Farnley was starting out. He carried on. He carried on. And they even have a name for this. What you want a name? Man, carry on with your bad self. Go ahead He carried on. He carried on. They even have a name for this. What you want a name? Man, carry on with your bad stuff.

Go ahead, carry on. You're always playing. Holy shit. That's funny, yo. That's fucked up. Hey, sometimes. That's fucked up. Hey, you knew it was bad.

All the blogs came out when we learned about Carry on being Whatever they was beefing about Back when they had Kirk Franklin cussing When all the blogs came out The blogs came out They was like Yo Kirk Franklin don't want

Nothing to do with his son Kirk Franklin Didn't refute a thing Yeah He didn't refute any of it He came out to you Thank God We love him All praise due Just keep on praying Keep praying y'all yeah he didn't refute any of it he came out to him thank god we love him

all praise dude just keep on praying keep praying y'all then when they got Kirk mad he gave us a little bit listen this nigga been

acting a fool we done been got him out of this house that's your motherfucking head yo how y'all not gonna

trust Kirk Franklin's opinion so now this dude is arrested with what they say is in relation to a murder. He was pulled over in a car with the brake light out. Y'all know that trick.

He had a pistol in the car. And the car is related to a woman that was missing and is rumored to be murdered. That's the part that's funny in the writing. Rumored to be murdered. Is she murdered or not? But he's only arrested on what I believe to be a misdemeanor right now but that's the talk on him but they holding him yeah i'm about to say without the option with no bell on the misdemeanor yeah we're gonna yeah we gotta figure this out but you ain't got nothing if you charge me then no we need more then let me out nope nigga we will hold you for

72 hours whatever the rule is Oh yeah That time window Yeah We'll find a charge I thought you meant Just have the nigga sit Until we figure out What we doing Yeah man

But that's what's going on With Carry On I'm done with my TV My ratchet TV for the day With Ultimatum You can get me this close To subscribing to that Zeus Nah the nigga

You better hurry up And do it Cause there ain't gonna be No more Zeus soon Hey that nigga got About 90 lawsuits headed his way. We still waiting on the Jocelyn Reunion show. You're not getting that, bro. That they're editing.

No. They had to hire some new editors for that. Nigga, that shit going to be an IG clip by the time they done it. I thought you was going to give us some more on the fight from the other angles. No, the fight is funnier with gay dudes in spandex twerking. That's funnier now. That is funnier with gay dudes in spandex twerking.

That's funnier now. That is funny. They made that shit look like it was hip-hopped out, like it was mad rapper. Yeah. The bad boys LA is there, and look at y'all carrying on. Oh, shit. Hey, y'all playing. It'd be tough to fight

With a bunch of niggas Twerking around you Niggas are shaking ass They got BBLs and everything Niggas stole me I'ma leave I'm outta here You outta here?

I'll get you Now you gotta run away Through niggas twerking Maybe it don't sound As funny to y'all As it does to me The funny shit on the show Is the niggas that was twerking Maybe it don't sound as funny to y'all as it does to me. No, my man, pardon me. Pardon me.

The funny shit on the show is the niggas that was twerking, they got back in the little Zeus van and was mad at the baby. But fucking up their twerk session? Yeah, you ruined the vibe. Oh, shit. Y'all got to watch the show. And you better watch it fast because Zeus is getting out of here. Them lawsuits is flying.

I'm trying to sneak one in, too. Nah, for real. A suit? Yeah, nah, just from watching. Just from watching. I couldn't trying to sneak one in too. Nah, for real. Lawsuit? Yeah, nah, just from watching. Just from watching. I couldn't go to work for three months.

PTSD? Yeah, definitely. Nightmares. PTSD. I'm going to get me a lawsuit on somebody. One of these niggas. I'm going to get a lawsuit.

Give me a little PTSD lawsuit. For real, that lawsuit shit, you know what it is? It's like back in the day when you used to go on the friendlies or they used to have

the machine here with a bunch of money in it and the thing go down the clock and you take as much of it as you want oh man it's hit or miss that's what the lawsuit is hit or miss no the laws because the lawsuit ain't about winning just settle yeah just give them a settle i'll settle the lawsuit i throw a number up there yeah you settle i don't care no these broke ass niggas out here they know the game they do they they know the game give me Give me a lawyer for free. A free lawyer. He going to get a third.

You going to get some big wig and pay for yours. Mine's going to take it off of what he knows the eventual settlement to be. Yep. Yours going to try to settle. I'm going to throw some astronomical number out there. Somebody was coming to Chris for $40 million or some shit. That nigga just started putting out heat. I don't care what y'all saying.

It got to be great to be talented enough to just start putting out heat I don't care what y'all saying it's so good it gotta be great to be talented enough to just put out some heat when some shit come well yeah and he had the proof though and he had the proof

that part and the same Trey Songz just got cleared in one of his cases they said yo we don't have nothing we can't proceed

Russ told me he ain't talking to nobody without NDA getting signed I'm not mad at it. Today, protect yourself. When you're worth that much, I guess it's worth having the awkward conversation. Yeah. Then you got to put a condom on.

No point in having an NDA and giving her a baby. Or put it in the NDA. Yo, I'm killing the jokes and y'all not really laughing at it. Hello? Excuse me. I'm thinking about it. Hello? No, put that shit in the contractDA. Yo, I'm killing the jokes and y'all not really laughing. No. Hello? Excuse me. I'm thinking about it. Hello? No, put that shit in the contract too.

What? Hey, dawgs. Have you get pregnant? You signed here. What's that mean? I changed my mind. Okay. You signed here.

I changed my mind. Change your mind. You're waiving everything to come after me if you signed here. You're giving me 50 grand a month. You're out your

motherfucking mind. You signed here. Cam Newton went on grand a month? You signed here. Cam Newton went on the podcast and said, hey, more ladies need to know how to treat a man. They killing him. They tore his ass off. Oh, nigga. They are beating his ass out of here for saying that. Boy.

You know you can't say nothing favorable to a man. No, they tore Cam Newton's ass off, though. Did they? Yes. Yes. Yes. Bad. He might walk that one back.

It was that bad. But what did he say bad? Nothing. What did he say bad? Pam, you can't tell a woman she needs to know how to cater to a man's needs. Why? Why? But they could tell us we need to know how to be providers.

No, they tell us we need to know. No, they tell us we don't need to be providers no more. That's not true. They tell us we need to know how to treat a lady. Yes, they do. They tell us we need to know how to be providers. No, they tell us we need to know. We don't need to be providers no more. No, that's not true. They tell us we need to know how to treat a lady. Yes, they do. They tell us we need to know how to treat a lady. So why can't we say you need to know how to treat a man? Say it.

Go right ahead and say it. You know why. No, I don't. That's why I'm asking. Dog, let's play. Yo, my little leg jumping and everything. I'm playing double dutch. I don't want to jump in so bad.

Jump in. Fam, no, I don't want to. I'm scared. I just don't understand. How come they can do it and we can't say you need to know how to treat a man?

Unfortunately. I'm not saying that gives him a license to say, hey, you should know when to shut the fuck up. Maybe his view on how you should treat a man is what they're attacking.

You make me sick. How? I speak to a lot of women, so I try to speak for what they have said. This is my same exact argument from last week. I'm listening. I don't remember yesterday.

You mean it? I don't know about nothing I say here. On a part of the show, the lady told the dude, yo, you got to do this. And then when the dude told the lady, yo, you got to do this, y'all said, fuck him.

I didn't say fuck him. No, that's different. That's very different. That's very different. Very different. Yeah, that's different. That's what y'all said. that's different that's very different that's very different very different that's what y'all say it's a child there's a lot of things in that

I'm talking about the sentiment the overall sentiment if a woman can say yo men need to improve in this area why could not men have the same autonomy to say

women need to improve in this area I think it's apples to apples it's not they control the narrative that's why it's controlling the narrative and when you say something

that rubs the wrong people away the people the wrong way that narrative shit died when the Black Lives Matter girls took that money and went on Zillow and bought that fucking content house

I ain't mad at that by the way and I don't really hear enough about it what you going to hear something something they mad

they mad okay I'm going to wave at y'all from up here because everybody that came out waving a flag saying hey something fishy about that black lives matter

shit that y'all supporting is profiting off of black death like that's a big thing that's my fucking problem with

cancel culture when something big come up boy y'all skipping y'all get mute y'all handle the shit that

don't nobody care about like fucking I don't want to say Daniel Caesar that's my man but y'all take care of stuff like that nobody care about like fucking I don't want to say Daniel Caesar that's my man but y'all take care of stuff like that because Joe

cancel culture ain't really about a cost cancel culture is about what's going to get us the most traction they bought a content house in front of y'all face they want attention that's what cancel culture is about I'm still in Parks house

they went and bought a content house in front of y'all face six million dollars said we having meetings here and going to do some zooms but anyway I just told you cancel culture is about attention it's a write off of y'all face. Six million dollars. Said we having meetings here and gonna do some Zooms. But anyway, we off. I just told you.

Cancel culture is about attention. It's a write off. It's about attention. We gonna Zoom. Send them to jail. That's where I'm working from. I'm working from here. Not enough people gonna care.

Send them to jail. Not enough people are gonna care. Guess we going to jail. Boom, boom. Guess we going to jail. Guess we going to jail tonight. They're not going.

No, they're not going. I know the street niggas said you shouldn't want to ever see nobody in jail, but that's because they've been to jail, so they know how bad it is. I ain't really spent no time in jail, so there's a few niggas that should go to jail. There's a few of these niggas that should go, yo. Yo, you heard your man? Nigga, you know what would happen if I did that? Yeah.

You going to jail. Yo, your man? No, he not. Who not? Joe. Got money. That's what they do Fam That's the history

Of a fucking America I got enough money To not go to jail I'm still black Yeah you do You got a six million dollar house You got some spanky To spend on a lawyer

It's the history Of fucking America Dog we found a loophole And we exploit it Good point That's what happens Your girl from um what's your girl you like that uh get sentenced next month elizabeth home there you go that's my girl

yeah yo at the end of super pumped they show how much all the participants made off their uber shares a different type of money and i'm sick a different type of money yo yo the people that he fired went off to start a new pharmaceutical company worth 600 billion like he was getting rid of people that was up everybody hey the dude he fought with about controlling company six billion girly six billion something like sheesh the Huffington the Huffington lady yeah Ariana Huffington hey

she's so ill at the end of the show they said we still don't know what she made damn come on yo god damn

so that's why when you last week or whatever week that was say it was last pod where you was like how much will you give up your blackness for

would it be 500 amps? Not for me, because if they could do that. I didn't say a thing. You made sense when you said 50 ish. Yeah, we could do it. You could do it. It's tough to imagine. You could do it.

And a lot of hard work comes with it. It does. But once they get to scaling and 10xing and we bought this at a dollar and now this shit is worth $200. And if you get into that and then you really understand my beef with fucking Spotify when I had it. There's niggas in here

that got in when it was this. They wasn't public. That was not a public company. No, it wasn't. Fam, think about this. We watching

the Laker shit. Oh, if I'd have known to ask for some equity, they might have laughed in my face. But you would have asked. But I'd asked. You might have got it. And I might have got to ask for some equity, they might have laughed in my face. But you would have asked. But I'd have asked. You might have got it.

And I might have got a little bit. Yo, fucking Magic Johnson on a lake of shit. Yeah, that Nike Converse shit. Nike offered him some bread. I mean, Nike offered him equity. Equity, yeah. He turned it down for the Converse money deal. They said Magic's-

And they only beat the money by like 30 grand. Not a lot. But back then it was a lot but this is the thing magic johnson his stake in nike today will be worth 5.2 billion dollars had he taken that's how you do it had he taken the equity deal and that's how you do it we hear stories all the time about that like you gotta have you have to have the the site the long vision and that's the information i don't have it site, the long vision, your website to see that. And that's the information. Everybody don't have it. That's the information to it. Exactly. Again, we go back to the, we talked about the Lil Baby record before, where he said,

yo, I need equity to sign the deal. Like, now these niggas know. This young generation, you're not getting that off on us. Dog, not just that. I got enough money. Right. I mean, not like that. I might not have enough money, but I understand Something a little different now

For my immediate needs You giving me another 200 grand All it's gonna do is sit in the bank I ain't gonna touch it I ain't gonna use it I want the equity You might pop

The companies might Fucking These niggas is on paper Bill Gates These niggas is on paper Making 70 grand Yo Bill Gates was fucking giving out They wouldn't give out raises For Microsoft In fucking giving out They wouldn't give out raises

For Microsoft In the early stages They would never give out raises They would give stock The secretaries though Was retiring Up up Couple hundred million up

The fucking secretaries The janitor Up up Like just the other level of up Cause they was getting all stock options When Microsoft was Fucking 50 cent a share. Back in the day, Monday Night Football,

the little Charlie Chapman nigga would kick over the desk and the papers would fly. That's when Microsoft was in the infant stages. And niggas was getting just stock options instead of raises. You got Motrin or something here? I'm getting sick. Yeah.

Getting sick just listening. No, honestly. Duh. You the secretary. You retire after 20 years you worth 700 million it's crazy niggas go public on your back

and then cashing for fucking millions and hundreds of millions wasn't there from the rip and then come offer you fucking five and six you tell me how you feel

about it that's nasty I ain't doing I'm with Lil Baby I ain't doing shit without at least asking we gotta ask cause you know about it. That's nasty. I ain't doing, I'm with Lil Baby. I ain't doing shit without at least asking. We gotta ask. Because you know what it is?

I thought about this. I thought about this when I saw the Kodak Black clip from his lawyer and him. But Kodak Black, in whatever case he had, oh, now he gets a non-reporting probation where you don't have to report to your probation officer or parole officer. So he now has the right to move to any city that he wants to move to and he's allowed to tour. And boy, did he have a blast with that information. He was so excited.

So was his attorney. Sure. I never even heard of that. And I'm looking at that shit saying wow yo great that he could tour and get some money now and you know he's gonna do it of course you know he's gonna do it he's huge he's been a festival killer i told y'all he needed equity from some of these festivals he about to go crazy but the freedom now mentally that i can leave florida and not have to worry about some of the things when that type of mind and talent gets some like wiggle room to like use your brain for other shit he's about to go crazy yeah he's about to go

crazy I don't think that he doing too much without uh asking for equity either listen back to my point though I was thinking about this when I saw that because you you know what it is. And if you know, you know. And I know you know. And I know you know because we play enough Monopoly. You know what we are? We're the hotels. That's what we are. We are the hotels.

Okay. We bring the people. The people have to fill the hotels. Let's say Parks has ballwalk and park place. He's the companies. That's all he got though that's it in the game the house is gone he don't have shit for us to come over there and uh 4x his property value well you're gonna have to give up you're gonna give up we we

yeah we do this all the time all the time we're gonna split this bread yeah so that's what makes me mad how come we know to do it in Monopoly when the structure is there but in real life we might skip it or not have the balls to ask for it or maybe we all

are not hotels yet cause you gotta work to be a hotel and bring the people cause you have to have the people I just was telling you my man that owns

the car dealership he's 44, 45 he got Cadillac half an Aston Martin a Mitsubishi dealership and two or three other used car dealerships he's 40 something years old

and I asked him what separated him from everybody that was doing it before him and he said yo they were scared to put their own money up they were just scared

to bet on they self and that's it you never know what the fuck you could get until you ask some niggas might say yes well cause then you get the people that own

Park Place and Ball Walk and you make the people that own uh park place and ball walk and you make the offer and they say no and they ride with it but they out the game you say what happens after that though they have to game we argued about jay we argued about jay talking about uh when he gave 50 of the the liquor shit to hennessy i I remember. Nigga, yo, I got a $50 million business. And it's 100% mine. Yeah. But they gonna now put me on every shelf in America and every shelf overseas.

So now my revenue goes from $50 million to fucking 500, damn near a billion dollars. But I'm getting 50% of it. You do the math, nigga. 50% of a billion or you want 100% of% of it. You do the math, nigga. 50% of a billion or you want 100% of 50 million. It's a no-brainer. But what happens is

our egos start to play like, man, it's my shit. I own 100% of my shit. I ain't selling my shit, my shit, my... All right, cool. You got it, playboy. If you don't get it, it works.

You got it, playboy. Listen, my dumb broke ass is sitting there. I'm watching... Something going on with Elon Musk and Twitter. Something's happening. It's happening. there. I'm watching. Something going on with Elon Musk and Twitter. Something's happening. I'm not wealthy enough to know what's happening.

But I know that something is happening. This is a play. I've seen enough Super Pump to know something's going on. For real. I just don't know what's going on. It's above us. No, that's different. You watch.

You see there's something there. That's different people business. That's different. We'll never fully know what's going on. They announced that he's joining the board, and not even four days later, they announced that he's not joining the board as a majority shareholder. But he has the most shares. He has the most individual shares of any person.

Wouldn't that mean that they didn't give him, he didn't get what he was looking for? Probably. He might not. Or is he more powerful off the board? I don't know because I'm not well... There might be a conflict of interest for some of the shit. Yeah, it's possible.

Yo, watching all these super pumped shows, like them board fights, they talking about hostile takeovers and shit, bro. Those are different fights. And know what the crazy part... With different rules. And know what the crazy part be? Different coercion.

Yo, they use- I need your support on the vote. That's why y'all got to watch Succession. I need your support. I'm telling you, I had to watch Succession. Look, me and- Right there.

Me and Corey sat in the car for about an hour and some change the other day when we left. And I'm saying, yo, dog, the dudes on them boards, guess who they best friends be?

Senator JoJo from Montana. Oh,ana oh yeah you know i'm saying like them that be they college suite mate and these niggas being cahoots and yo that's how shit happens a lot of this shit happens based on that it don't be based on somebody's innate want to fuck some other people just be all my come up is my come up and these are my niggas and we moving make a phone call either you win or you up, and these are my niggas, and we moving. Make a phone call. Either you in or you not. Yeah. That's it. These niggas make deals that run the world.

We just peons. Hov saw 80% of the title of the square. Of course he did. You fucking right, dude. You fucking right. Speaking of Hov, that guy's good, yo. He slipped it by me. He slipped it by me.

I blew Bird money. I blew Bird money. That guy's good, yo. He slipped it by me. He slipped it by me. I blew Bird money. I blew Bird money. I thought he meant... Bird. Bird. But that's a triple entendre. Yeah. I missed the triple one.

I don't have Birdman at the tip of my brain. That's a real sly way to reply to that. Even though I saw Guru come out and say no he wasn't I know Guru stop it

I know stop it Guru stop it you know Hov we know Hov too Guru stop it yo stop it

now I'm calling Guru no why they trying to lie to us like that that's a nasty triple right there do I have Guru's number Bluebird money

I don't have Guru's number. He's a Lu-bird. I get it, nigga. I'm just saying. I heard it the first go. Nah, but that's a sly reply to that interview. See, a nigga's like, oh, don't forget what you said.

Nah, they don't be. Nigga, you see, he shot at fucking Face On Love at the first bar. I don't forget nothing. If you heard it, you said it I heard it

they mansion money is on my wall don't tell me that yo that's just some 15 inch dick shit what you pay for your house I'm decorating my kitchen with y'all putting me on

your big house your big house your main home y'all putting me on these lists is inexplicable. He's disgusted with you niggas, actually. No. He's disgusted. He's disgusted with niggas.

No, we all over the place. The little 32 by 48. Yeah. That's what your house cost. No, no, no. No, Ish. That's your big house. Uh-huh.

The mansion. That's your house. The one you pride yourself on. Not the house over here. Not the vacation house that's your big joint your main joint the one that they repoll

that one I have it here look it's beautiful that's these niggas are too wealthy for me to understand how they talk

how they play all of them know all of them know all of them and I can't wait to get there I'm coming for you yo you know what's crazy I'm coming for you

you know what's nuts to me? I'm going to find me. Yo, I want to know. Would it? Because like if you got 200 million, right? You up. I'd say. But for the niggas that be having like 3 billion, they just look at you like.

You regular. If I woke up with 200 million left. I mean, that's from our position currently. No, I'm saying. I'm talking about the people you talking about. Yeah. If they woke up with 200 million.. I mean, that's from our position currently. No, I'm saying, I'm talking about the people you talking about. Yeah. If they woke up with 200 million in their... Yeah.

Yeah. Like dogs. Aw, you nice little cutie. 200. That's... It's scary to even think about. I understand why you say it is, and I'm sure it is.

But I believe that some of those men it's possible can't help but work like no matter what they get to they work even more but I'm saying

not driven not motivated by the money like it's in me not just that you start to think about other shit at that point so when they get that

certain crazy level of money, right? Most people are running around maintaining a life, bills. We got to pay bills. So we got to work. We got to pay bills. We just on a hamster wheel. Rat race, yeah. Yeah, we on a hamster wheel, right?

When these niggas get to that certain level where, think about you wake up, you don't have any demands on your time to survive. You could focus your brain and your energy on whatever you want so some people turn to the philanthropy some people be worried about their lineage and them never ever ever having to work no more so you start thinking about your dynasty and when you leave the earth and da da da da da then some motherfuckers really be like i want to make the world a better place you know know what I'm saying? So now you can really do what you want. If you're an artist,

you can really just focus on your art. That's why you can't be mad at Elon Musk, right? You can't. If you had the power to, if I take my money out of this bank, then this bank folds. Then imagine the type of shit you would be. It unlocks your full potential at that point.

Exactly. At that point, there's literally no roadblocks. You are completely free. You are financially free to do what you want to do. It's easier to make money when you have money. If that's your goal.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But the goal might not be to make money. Yeah. True. Come on, Walk of Fame. Let's do it. I don't think we ever got to it, right?

No. No, we didn't. Okay, so last week I did want to talk about Ashanti receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This week DJ Khaled received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Let me hit the round of applause whenever my computer comes on. There we go. Big deal for Khaled. Puff came out. Hov came out.

Fat Joe was there. His wife. His child. Beautiful scene for Khaled. Ashanti, I don't recall last week. But for me anyway, I'd like to know how they are determining, and this has nothing to do with the recipients. I would like to know how they're determining who gets a star now versus how they

determined that 30 years ago like when i was growing up because back then it just seemed like the criteria was different it was rare yeah it was mad rare and selective seemed like you had to be 30 40 years uh tenure to be consideredemed like you just had to be top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the class. And today it feels a little more loose. We say that now. We've done a little bit of research. We see that Denzel does not have a star yet. George Clooney, Brad Pitt.

So when you hear some of these names that we're accustomed to in Hollywood. All right, let me jump in. Give it to me. I'm reading here. Brad Pitt. So when you hear some of these names that we're accustomed to in Hollywood. All right, let me jump in. Give it to me. I'm reading here. Anyone, including fans, can nominate anyone active in the field of entertainment as long as the nominee or their management approves the nomination. Nominees must have a minimum of five years experience in the category for which they are nominated in a history of, here it goes, charitable contributions. That's it.

Makes a little more sense. I'm also reading that they have to pay $40,000, which to a lot of these people is not very much. $40,000, I'm sure. That's why it's entry fee. It's co-check fee. Yeah. But apparently, I mean, from this article, I don't know which one you're reading. This is from Real Rundown. They say it's like a tedious process, which is why some people don't do it.

Like doing the voting, doing the paying, going through the voting process every year. Some people are just like, I don't really give a shit. I don't care about the voting and nomination process. I care about the selection process. And that feels different. These rules may have been all the same the entire time, unbeknownst to me, but the selection process feels different today.

Yeah, me too. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I'm still reading further. I'm actually on the walk of fame. Go ahead.

Uh, it says what they have to include to be nominated. Then it says the committee will select approximately 30 names for insertion into the walk nomination of an individual or group must be approved by the walk of fame committee sometimes requiring several annual nominations before a nominee is selected the most qualified artists nominated are are eligible for a star to be installed during the subsequent year those not selected for the current year are requested to resubmit, blah, blah, blah. Should the sponsor not want to make a second attempt, they must notify.

So this just seemed like, man, we just got to okay it. Nah, that's not what it seems like to me. It seems like it's a process. And if it's 100 people, we go through the 30, or 200 people, we go through the 30 we want to pick. Now, if it's not, if it's only 40 this year, we pick in 30, it could explain how a couple people sneak in there that, and you paid the money. And it seems like these announcements are coming more frequent today.

Yeah. I wonder if there's been a- Social media too. Yeah. Social media will take- But that's a new question. Should social media have an impact on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

Like we talk about microwave stars and famous people online. Cool, but when you talk about Hollywood Walk of Fame, it just didn't... Yeah, that's not... I could have never imagined that sentence being said. I agree. Congratulations to Khaled Ashanti and everyone

who has accomplished enough to be in this conversation now that I hear this I really can't hate anymore I had a lot of hate over here trust me you can still have your hate I just wonder if any of this is tied

financially to anything. Charitable contributions. One day we'll have a real talk about what charitable contributions mean. I'm going to tell you like this here. I'm coming for my star. You want a star? 100. If that's it.

You damn right. I want a star with my at name on it. I want the at sign The whole shit You did it You think you there I got a couple It's gotta be five years

But I just set the reminder In my phone You ain't getting No spanky away I can get some spanky away Oh okay They counting the strip club count I gave some away there

That was charitable If y'all think That dudes would just come Graffiti all over my star What y'all think They do to Ice Star Let it live Just sit there

And bliss Come leave old iPhones on it Yeah They wouldn't fuck with my star. What y'all think they do to Ice Star? Let it live? Just sit there and bliss? Come leave old iPhones on it? Yeah. They wouldn't fuck with my star. They'd tear your star up. I'm not getting a star so we ain't even got a hypothetical to ask.

Wow. We'll revisit this. I'm definitely going to look into getting a star when the time comes. That's all it takes. Look at the names. Come on, man.

No disrespect to nobody, but... Aquaman got a star. All these names seem like they played the politics game really well. I don't. Hey, Michael. What? Don't you dare say you don't play the game well. No, no, no, no.

I'm just looking at the names who got the stars. I'm not. No, he plays. He is the game. He got Black Panther 2 green lit with the fucking lead dying. He plays the game. Rest in peace, Chadwick come on any music any music y'all want to discuss come on let's talk anything because i'm gonna just talk about man random shit i like random shit come on random is cool more random shit more random shit let's

go y'all just want me to pull them out my ass no i thought you had like a little random i mean i can keep going. I mean, I got a funny story. Not really a funny story, but I got a story I can share. You going to make it funny? No, it's not really funny. This is, and we can get to Gilly and Wiz. I think that's kind of funny.

No, I want to shout out to entrepreneurs, right? Because that's so cliche to say now. Yeah. And everybody says it so you have a hard time of differentiating who's really about entrepreneurial life and who is not yeah right a lot of people not a lot of people not they find they don't but they don't know at first so i just been in my head i think i might share with y'all just searching for an extra barber. Oh, yeah. Just searching for an extra barber. And the Instagram algorithms heard me.

But not just any extra barber. I was looking for a black barber. Right? And the Instagram algorithms put some black barber in my feed. They heard me. So I clicked on his shit. He in there drawing on people's faces and shit. He look like he had some good stuff going on.

So I DM him. I didn't send him the eyes. I don't send men I don't know the eyes. I'm proud of you for that. I have to know you. That's gross. That's gross. I have to like really know you to send you the eyes.

No, just don't send it. But go ahead. Shut up. You can size them up if you need. So I hit him. I was like, yo. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I was like yo ah ah ah ah he was like yeah

whatever we can do whatever and his automated response after he was talking sent me some app it was an app the barber app yeah a lot of them

use an app it's a barber app it's dope it's black on I didn't know yeah I didn't know so now I'm searching

the app it's mad barbers in there you can just search like barber uber it's dope I thought that was pretty Yeah. I didn't know. So now I'm searching the app. It's Mad Barber's in there. You can just search like Barber Uber. It's dope. Yeah. I thought that was pretty cool. When I start clicking around and shit, I think my shopping cart said like $300.

I thought I pressed the wrong button or something. Oh, I ain't. Because you got to book your shit. So you book your appointment. You book what you want and all that. It totaled like $300. I'm sure I did something wrong, but I didn't go through with it, right?

Long story longer. So he gets back to talking, not the automated response. He sends the address. It's a suite. So I pay attention to that. It's a suite. I remember,

I remember there's a couple of barbershops in Chicago, black brothers out there. It's the suite. You go up the building, it's the suite. Not a barbershop, right?

So I meet him up in the morning. Parking lot. He says, pull into the back. You're going to come up the back door. There's parking there. I said, oh, the guy's attentive. That's important. Yeah.

This is me. So you got parking for me? Awesome. Cool. I get there. This guy pulls up. Two-door coupe. My old shit.? Awesome. Cool. I get there. This guy pulls up. Two-door coupe. My old shit.

Milk white. Matt. Jamming. Some house. The morning. Good vibe in the morning. He got out. I said, boy, I used to have a lot of fun in that car.

He said, oh, yeah? Yeah. First time meeting this guy. He's got on what appears to be. He's got on like a black button down black slacks but it looked like you almost look like he could might have been coming from a club but it's fitted businessman and he got this like vest on and on the back of the shit it says millennium barbers i thought it was cute i thought he was in some type of biker gang. I said, oh, a little biker guy. I said, hey, man, what's that?

He says, my clothing line. I said, oh, all right, you got like a barber clothing line. He says, yeah. I said, all right, you making capes and shit? He said, no. He said, I'm making clothes. I'm not making barber capes to all the barbers

come out and put out barber clothes I'm making clothes that are comfortable that you could work in and go out in and be seen in

I said oh like Lululemon he said yeah somewhere like that right this nigga hitting with the Lulu but I'm

I'm blown away hey this nigga told me I said hey how old the Lulu. But I'm blown away. Hey. I got you. This nigga told me. I said, hey, how old are you? He said, I'm 30. Black guy.

Good shape. Beard. We go up. Nice sweep. It's only two cheers. Two cheers. How the fuck is he afforded what he's doing? Nah, but they don't be that expensive. Wait, how the fuck is he afforded this lifestyle for one time with two cheers? I get expensive Wait how the fuck is he afforded In his lifestyle For one time with two chairs

I get to answer the questions You know me Hey man We'll do that No no we don't open For another two hours Came here early for you Got it cool

So you only got this one chair Well Yeah in this shop But up the street Opening my grooming lounge 2700 square feet Got my pool table in there It's gonna be networking in there Juice bar opening my grooming lounge. 2,700 square feet. It's got a pool table in there.

It's going to be networking in there. A juice bar. A five. A juice bar. Upstairs, we'll do the grooming. Two floors. That's dope. You're fucking you up.

I've never heard a barber. He's 30 years old. This is a new age, today, today armed info barber. I never heard this. I'm coming from barbershops. Yeah.

Like most of us are. Yeah. So this was interesting to me. So he says, yeah, I'm opening up the grooms. I said, when you open? He said, Juneteenth. I said, all right. He said, yeah, it's important because we don't have the resources.

He said, yeah, what we do is, because he's just talking now. He said, I said, well, how did you get popular? He said, I take what we do is cause he's just talking now he said I said well how'd you get popular he said I went to Willie P I live out here and my frat brothers

kinda blew me up I said so you're in a frat he said yeah I'm alpha and he explained how they promoted him and I said yeah that's the first time

that I think I've ever heard somebody explain to me like exactly where that brotherhood paid off for them professionally. Gotcha. And then he went deep. It's almost like I hit a chord. And he said, nah, me and all my brothers, we link up.

We still speak to this day. We got kids. We know each other. I don't believe my mom died. And he's telling me a story. It's like, yo, we got brothers in nigeria got brothers over here we give back everything's given we do i do free haircuts at the y i said how do you have time to do free haircuts at the y he said because i allocate the time on my off time

to go up there and give free haircuts he said i got a non-profit like he's just going crazy these young niggas ain't playing with him. They're going to be the, I just had this conversation, they are going to be Trey and them. And the niggas right below Trey in that age group, they're going to change the world. They're going to change the world. Because they are embracing information, yo.

They're going to change the planet. He said, I used to work in a barbershop. He said, they're not as safe as they seem i said well what do you mean because they don't really seem the safest to me right so yeah maybe from that aspect but for me like i do some people that don't really want to be seen like let's take police for a policeman for instance i used to be a cop he said i was a cop for a year so i didn't i didn't want to do that so i have some police who let's say they unlock somebody up and now they come in here and and the nigga's whole family is in here like it just got a little dangerous i said wow really he said yeah and i

can't work in no shop i said well why not he said because whoever owned the shop is going to take advantage of me i said what do you mean that's true he said well when i he said cause whoever owned the shop is gonna take advantage of me I said what do you mean that's true he said well when I get in the shop they're gonna see my clientele so let's say they charge X amount of dollars

for the seat when I have 50 and 60 and 70 people coming in that price is going up and I'm never gonna get my so I gotta get out the shop yeah yeah I'm in there

blown we know it happens but I just never think of it from their side. Because my man had a suite in South Orange. And they not... Barbers make a lot of money, man.

During the pandemic, when they shut down the barber shops, niggas start going in their basements. Niggas started... Not even that. Niggas started getting little sweet spots in these little office buildings.

And this is in Orange. Oh, yeah. I know a nigga that renovated his whole basement during the pandemic. know a nigga that renovated his whole basement during the pandemic. He had money, renovated his whole basement and never went back to the barbershop.

He basically took his clientele and had them now come to my basement and that's where I cut hair. If you got 100 clients at $40 a pop, nigga, that's four grand a week. I'm just saying. I'm just giving you an example. He said, yeah, I'm training.

He said, I got a few chairs over there. I'm training all the barbers now for when we open. I said, training? I said, why would you be training versus hiring people that already know what they're doing? He said, because those people come in individualized, and they're not looking to stay. With me, i always want to create family i do give backs to the people to people that work for me we have programs to where like so it's a family thing it incentivizes them to stay and if i teach them how to be the best

then we'll do that here together versus somebody coming in and using the platform and the resources he said because outside of being a barber i'm'm a resource. I'm a tool. So people from the community, they come in here and they need a job. Like, all I do is sit and talk to people. And with my brotherhood, I probably know anybody in whatever field you're trying to get in. So it's just about building a resource. Yo, this is during my haircut. And he's 30. No, the most important thing is 30.

At 30 years old. Yeah. For one hour straight. I was just blown away by the thinking. That's dope. Oh, and I thought this was an appropriate time

to play the fucking Steve Harvey clip if this guy's Wi-Fi ever gets right. Yeah, there it is. The dude that gave me my first haircut in Texas, you know how much

he charged me for my haircut? $10. Do you know when he came out on the road with me on the Kings of Comedy and did the Steve Harvey show, do you know how much he charged me for my haircut $10 Do you know when he came out on the road with me on the kings of comedy did the Steve Harvey show? Do you know much he was making per haircut? $1,500 a haircut, you know how many haircuts I got a week four haircuts a week

This dude made six thousand dollars a week cutting hair. You know what he do? He cut hair when I went bald he damn near killed himself But you know what he did? He went back to what he do. Now guess what he got? He got four salons in Texas and two barber colleges. You know what he make? Six million dollars a year.

You know what he do? He cut hair. That's all he do. Listen to me. Y'all got a gift that God gave to you. All right, that's when he get in his mushy bag. But I'm just blown away by not the tools, but the thinking. It changed what Ish keeps saying.

The information. They've seen in every field down there, young people have seen the generation before them just get taken advantage. He knew if I go work at a shop They're gonna take advantage of me A lot of time Niggas don't know that They don't know they're getting Taken advantage of

I asked my man It's information bro And they changing shit But go ahead I asked my man My man The dude I sent you to Cadillac He young

He my man I knew him for 20 something years And he was working at a car dealership for the Russians like they had a car broker and he said they basically taught him everything

he knew right and I said yo but mad dudes do the auto broker shit I said yo what separated you from them

he said yo they were scared to take risks so when you go work at a shop a barber shop they got the overhead they paying the rent you just. So when you go work at a shop, a barbershop, they got the overhead. They paying the rent.

You just renting a booth. You renting a chair. But now when you leave them to go open up your own shit, nigga, you jumping off the cliff and you might not be able to fly and people be scared to understand I got wings.

You get what I'm saying? So that boy... He was saying working at the barbershop with my clientele, if I want to work on the day that you close They charging me extra They trying to bang me over there

Like they just do a lot So now I could just go Once I got clientele I could go rent An $800 a month suite It's easy for me And I'm going to decorate it The way I want

I could lay the floors down The way I I could just have a dope ass Little suite couch You got Nipsey in there On blast the whole time It's his Young black man.

And it's ran right, right? And it's called Keeping It Hands On. Might as well plug him. But what he also said to me now that I just probably have thought about, but never to that degree. He said, also, I do it this way because, believe it or not, the Spanish niggas have a monopoly on the barbershops in New Jersey. They have a monopoly on Essex County.

In Essex County. They definitely do. The Dominicans are running Essex County barbershops. 100%. That's crazy. Maybe. I don't know. It ain't just Essex. I don't know. They might be right. Especially around our hood.

It's like four of them. Right down Central. I was going there I was at the shop In Inglewood in 03 You right That's true Johnny Shout out to Johnny

Friend of the show My guy Love him But yeah They do But as a When you just go get a haircut You just don't think about

All this shit No but this is what happens I'm drying up the vagina No no no Talking about haircuts But I think it's interesting It's a business conversation It's business Dog what's happening is And I'm drying up the vagina talking about haircuts but I think it's interesting. It's a business conversation. It's business.

Dog, what's happening is and I say it all the time in construction and we say it on the show. The shit that you do manually with services is being swept under the rug and damn near shunned

for, yo, you ain't got no college degree. Nah, nigga, I'm a bar. Johnny makes money and been getting money for 20 fucking 30 years.'m a bar johnny makes money and been getting money for 20 fucking 30 years you better believe that nigga's been getting money so again like yo dog dumb shit jokers are out here making millions of dollars doing small shit services steve harvey just said this nigga cuts hair he makes six million dollars a year cutting hair then it's

another another nigga in philly that got like a grooming situation killing him in Philly killing him two floors twenty seats you know Omar

yeah always killing him killing he was killing him killing up here moved down to Atlanta got an entire compound down there

of salon barbershop the whole shit aesthetics yeah yeah no he said it's not about the haircut it's about the experience and being a resource he's like i'll be talking to guys and be like yeah what's your barber name

and niggas be like yo i don't know and he looking like they crazy like yo you sit with that person once twice a week for how many years and you don't even know nothing about them but what happens with barbers is they start to become too arrogant they arrogant as fuck my nigga when they start getting to that bread they start being arrogant and that's where the customer service piece comes in that we lacking even yo and the fucking cleaners or dry cleaners you might just like your cleaner he might not even clean your clothes the best but the relationship that you have with them determines if you're gonna stay everybody clean clothes my nigga but you feel a certain level of camaraderie or or rapport with your people

that give you good customer service i pergola talk yeah but you know what it is some of the arrogant ones at least they be good right they go on the flip side of that coin you'll run into people that are doing a service just because that's all they know how to do and they're not the happiest doing that job because all they can see are the glass ceilings that come with the job. So you say barber to somebody that don't really know nothing about it

and you think, what, a hundred grand a year or, I don't know. Nah, yeah, nah. Some of these niggas is, yo, bruh. This gentleman's brain is math. If you got a hundred clients, you got a hundred clients have $40 a head. This gentleman's brain. It's math. If you got 100 clients. You didn't compute none of that. If you got 100 clients, that's $40 a head. It's four grand.

A week. 100 clients, a lot of people. That's a lot. Some of them niggas got them. Some of these niggas got them. Yeah, but that's the other thing. With inflation, it's in the barbershop. So now the prices is up.

Well, that's what I was just. Especially if I'm coming to you. If I provide a different type of. Like, these haircuts is 100 and up. I was up'm coming to you, if I provide a different type of... These haircuts is 100 and up. I was up 50, 200, 250. Some of these celebrity niggas, they on there in the blocks, I paid $1,000 for this.

I'm like, nigga, on the road I paid like 500 for a bad cut one time in Atlanta. And had to just go get another cut right after. But, what happened? What are you talking about? We see it, the hair service period, like grooming. I see women complain all the time on social media

about people jumping out, becoming entrepreneurs just to make a shitload of money quick. So where they used to go, I know my homegirl cut her hair because she moved to houston and was like i can't fucking fuck with them they want four six hundred dollars for something that used to cost me 60 bucks like everybody's just pricing themselves out because this is the fad right now it's good to be known as a celebrity stylist yeah so i'm doing i do hair my price has got to be up here to justify me saying i'm a i'm a certain type of stylist a lot of barbers are doing that yo the shop that i the shop that i go to now i know what i pay for a cut shut up because they be killing me every time i say barbershop

i seen a dude that was sitting in there and he was charging niggas like $60 for just some regular cut in a hood barbershop. The only person charging them prices. It was like yo, nah, my clientele is my clientele. That nigga lasted a week, damn near. Like yo, you're not coming in here. Like they take walk-ins still. You the only one with nobody in your chair.

Yo, my man, you got somebody? Nah. Yeah, well, it's $65 for me. Nigga, what? Nah, shout out to these barbers, man. Y'all out here getting it. And not just the barbers, but- Everybody. Nail tech, everybody.

The personal growing- Service industry in general, honestly. Shout out to the people that's really passionate and making this their livelihood, their life. And trying to give great service. Trying to keep this customer coming back like Ish said the relationship

because for every one of those it's somebody out there that's doing the opposite that's just oh they're making money over there let me go run in there

and do it too just to make a couple dollars yeah I agree alright so where we at? What we got? What we got? We did the walk of fame.

Sad stuff. We got some sad stuff to talk about. Rest in peace, Dwayne Haskins. Man. I'm saying that way sooner than I would like to say it. Prayers, thoughts, condolences, love to his family, friends, fans, the Pittsburgh organization, Ohio State organization. Yes.

Washington. Washington. Washington. Like, that has to be said, 24 years old. Yes. Young. Right? Correct me if I'm wrong because I'm off the edge with this.

Yeah, 24. He'd be 25 on May 3rd. 24 years old. You're correct. I shared a lot of Dwayne Haskins jokes with Ice because of quarterback shit, but this was unexpected, abrupt, super sad to see. I just always think of what the family thinks. What if you learn this while scrolling?

Because these news outlets act so fast. They're getting the news probably before the proper channels have the chance to report it properly to the family. And that's sickening to me. They got the medics and shit in pocket. That's what a lot of this is. That's why I like the Vanessa Bryant lawsuit against the helicopter company.

Y'all can't take these pictures and just do what you want. Oh, man. Bro, I remember when Kobe passed. Remember? We were in your house We was playing Monopoly You was there We was together

And they was just putting out fake reports And Rick Fox was like Yo his family was going crazy Because remember there was a report That Rick Fox was on the plane Yeah And so you reporting fake news Sending people's family in a shock damn near

Without properly vetting the information Or giving it to their family first like that's some crazy shit though hit by a dump truck oh you're just working out right i've heard i've read numerous stories at first it was a car accident then i heard he was jogging working out like i don't know what happened i just know life was lost and a young life that's what i know with the world of future and promise yeah the particulars of it don't really matter to me agreed um and you know you speak people rushing to just say some shit like i don't like how a couple of these reporters Adam Schefter,

you're fucking disgusting and you need to be held accountable. That was nasty. It was. That was nasty because you are the guy that we get our football news from. Right. So if you don't know

that this needs to be reported delicately and not like you're just reading analytics. Right. It was tasteless. It was tone deaf. He deleted the tweet, but it didn't matter once you hit send you hit send

Adam Schefter said he apparently apologized on his podcast too which is weird cause like now you're kinda using it to draw people there instead of just tweeting it out not only that after people screenshot the original tweet

he went and retyped it over and cleaned it up. But then he turned this little safety feature they have on Twitter on that auto-blocks anybody that mentions the old tweet. So people that was like, nah, dog, we saw that, automatically blocked. Like, you ain't really accountable for nothing. I don't want to see this no more.

It just don't exist. Like, I can say what I want and fuck it. So people like Adam Shepard shouldn't be able to report on our culture. He should report on his. And if they view everyone as the player or a number such and such, then fine, y'all do that over there. But when death is involved, I would just think you'd have more class. Tact. Yeah. And he's not even the worst one. And he wasn't alone. No. I would just think you'd have more class tact yeah

and he's not even the worst one and he wasn't alone he wasn't the worst well at least the other dude apologized faster than Adam Schefter and that doesn't make it

any better for what he said he said worse shit he said terrible shit he said worse shit you saying that about a child about a young man a kid I can't

I don't understand it rest in peace to Dwayne Haskins absolutely about a child, yo. About a young man. A kid. I can't. I don't understand it. Rest in peace to Dwayne Haskins. Absolutely. Love to those that loved him. Our hearts are heavy as a community.

This could be anybody. This could be our kid. Bro, this could've been us. Took the words out of my mouth. Bro, that's nuts. This literally

could've been one of us. Guilford Godfrey. Rest in peace, Gilbert Godfrey. Passed as well. Rest in peace, Gilbert Godfrey. Comedian. One of the most famous voices.

That voice you just know. We are heartbroken to announce the passing of our beloved Gilbert Godfrey after long illness. In addition to being the most iconic voice in comedy gilbert was a wonderful husband brother friend and father to his two young children although today is a sad day for all of us please keep laughing as loud as possible in gilbert's honor and i always think of that when it comes to death right because my my baby my baby is such a daddy's boy, man. I'd say it all the time. He just follows me around everywhere when I'm gone.

Where's daddy? Where's daddy? Daddy's coming. I would hate to leave anybody with the task of having to explain to my young child that I'm never returning. Yeah, that's a lot. I can't think about that. I'll cry right now. That. Yeah, that's a lot. I can't think about that. I'll cry right now. That's tough.

That is a lot. And how people, like, not to try to super satin us out. Let me find out. Y'all know I lost my uncle last year. His daughter was six months old when he passed. You know, his fiance is an abrupt change to life. She still hasn't really recovered. Like the family trying to be there,

but dog, we had life figured out this way. We were doing, you're gone. I'm stuck with a child by myself. And how do I explain? Like, she's looking for that.

Like she goes up to the refrigerator and points and says, dad, still like, just like that. Listen, Like she goes up to the refrigerator and points and says, Dada, still. Like, just like that. Listen. Yeah, yeah, cue us up, right? Yeah, no, I got us. I got us right here. I'll watch y'all, all right?

Yeah. And then I wake up to mad New York news. When I woke up, it was six people murdered in Brooklyn. I don't know if murder is shot. Shot. I don't know if any casualties have been officially reported yet. It was shot. Hours later, that six turned into 13.

Apparently, there was a man in a gas mask and a construction outfit. There were bombs. There were bombs. There were bullets. It was catastrophe. Utter chaos on the way to work. Rush hour in New York on a beautiful day in New York. That's terrifying. When I turned the news on, they had all types of cops, ambulance, firemen, feds.

There were different teams out there trying to put this together. What was disturbing to me is that they had not found the suspect. I believe he's still alive. By the time I'm reporting. Still at large. They've shut down the trains in Jersey City. They've shut down the trains like to and fro. The cameras weren't even working. All my mom could could say is thank god i don't take the train anymore

and as she said it all i could say in my head was no thank god you don't again we say it with mental health with crime with just this is a mess man it just kills me like we keep reading MTA getting grants and all this money to do XYZ now they come out with a report that the cameras wasn't even working in the station right and they have I've read a tweet and I don't know if it's fully accurate but they said they have like 3,000 police patrolling the subway system

in New York on a daily basis right I could be right it sounds like it could be accurate. There's so many of them. And then some of the stations are huge. So when you start talking about Penn Station, there might be 500 cops in there at any given time. Right.

That shit is just that big. You know what I mean? Yo, if the public really started to get familiar with the budgets attached to policing and schools and just some of the government aided shit like I think it'd be pandemonium you know what happens again just on some

political shit the worse off the town the less informed the citizens are because again they're just trying to survive the least shit on your fucking mind and somebody was trying to tell me how much every kid is worth in school and I was blown away and some of the and so that's when you start going into my man sits on the board of housing and um watch on new jersey oh you might not be familiar

but and he was like yo before they decide on what gets built they have that discussion like so when the when the um lower income remember like dave chappelle shit the lower income shit and so they have to decide yo listen they're not gonna pay a certain tax burden but if we estimate 60 kids are gonna be living in that complex then that's 60 times 47 000 whatever the number for the year is now that's a burden on the city right so if they're gonna come in under those programs we're not gonna be able to um take their tax burden so no and that's how burden on the city. So if they're going to come in under those programs, we're not going to be able to take their tax burden, so no. And that's how they decide some of that shit sometimes. It's crazy, bro.

It's a dollar. Everything is bread. Even back to the police that work in the subway, a lot of them are there to catch people jumping the turnstile or crack down on homeless people hanging out in the subway. Not doing it to prevent catastrophe. Correct.

We're here to, where can we write some tickets, get some money? Right. This was a funny beef, Gilly and Wiz Khalifa. I thought it was settled, so I didn't think I'd have to come in here

and really speak on it. Gilly got his page back. Wiz said some slick shit back. That was interesting because I never hear slick shit from Wiz. But when you say I didn't get that child's Instagram deleted, you're talking about an adult, man. That can get a little spicy. And all this.

And all this. Yeah, but my thing is. It's getting spicy. This is why this is funny to me as a man. Like, this ain't even is funny to me as a man. Like, this ain't even a real beef. Nobody, this ain't a beef,

tension, misunderstanding. They talking about a nigga's boxer briefs. That's what it was, right? He was working out in boxes? Yeah, and then Gilly said, yo, I had to unfollow dude, man. It's just too much legs

and boxers for me on my timeline. I understand that. It just don't get tricky until your page get missing, and then we start blaming niggas. But this is resolved. I don't care about this, man. There's more important shit in the world to talk about

than niggas having a fake beef over who wears boxer briefs too much. Yeah, like T.I. at the Barclay. It's more important shit. New Yorkers is ignorant, right? Don't bring that to New York. They will learn you something. That don't work up here. New Yorkers will learn you something, yo.

T.I. performed at the Barclays. He was booed. They booed him. He went into his bag of tricks, started performing swagger like us. Come on, we're here 24s, man. Come on, give me the slaps.

Hey, I thought this was comedy. I thought he was doing comedy, yo. April Fool's Comedy Jam. I want to shout out

to T.I. I don't have nothing bad to say about him because I admire what he's doing. He's trying some shit. Yeah, I can't do it though.

But he's really dedicating himself to doing it with actual comedians and he's not saying no to the big stage that he probably should have said no shit. Yeah, I can't do it, though. But he's really dedicating himself to doing it with actual comedians. And he's not saying no to the big stage that he probably should have said no to. Yeah, and those gangsta shit. I do not believe that T.I. is ready. Sir, you can come in.

You can sit down. You smell like the whole fucking bag of Zahn. That's that good. They put some good shit in Newark now. It's Atlanta weed. You smoking Atlanta weed? You smoking Atlanta weed? Gang, gang, gang.

Yo, fucking. Atlanta weed you smoking Atlanta weed yo fucking I don't think that T.I. where he is now should be

in front of 20,000 at the Barclays no in New York he's been doing comedy for what a couple months

like publicly I think to our knowledge but I mean he's running around with the up and comers and he's playing that circuit in Atlanta

like honing his shit like getting it right so to jump from that to the barclays in new york with the set april fools because for him he was saying you know part of ti's shit is the big vocabulary and how he talks so he's up there giving a definition of words you know no not to know brooklyn niggas on april 1st not not no no you're not about to go tell a bunch of brooklyn niggas on April 1st nah nah no nah no you're not about to go tell a bunch of Brooklyn niggas

what words mean and think that they about to just hearty har har har get your ass off the stage expeditiously nigga but he handled but he handled it well

he got in his records he did an interview with Michael Blackson he handled it with grace and he can say he did it and he did it you gotta do it that's all

you gotta do it that's what I was trying to say. Like, he can just say, yo. That's why I have nothing to say. All right, you boo me. Because if I'm trying to do comedy and stand-up and the Barclay stage is there, I'm not running from it. Yeah.

Dog, any comedian getting booed is part of the cause. Part of the gig. True. It's part of the cause. Well, any entertainer. Yeah. It's not just comedy. Any comedian specifically, though.

If you a comic, you got your ass booed, my nigga. I mean, on top of it, experience is the best teacher, right? That is true. Like, if I'm an athlete and I'm in the eighth grade, I'd rather play with high school players than eighth graders. I'm going to be better. And I'm going to get dunked on. And I'm going to get my ass booed.

You ever got booed as a rapper? Yeah. For sure. Nah, I've never got booed, actually. I'm lying. But I've been- The fuck up, nigga. I haven't got booed.

But I've been in Spiceburg. I ain't never got booed. Because I can rap booed sir you ain't never booed you ain't never get booed when you like

forgot one of them lines or something niggas love I ain't never got booed but I've been in spots where it wasn't a lot of people there or something like that

I mean something to the same degree of that but experience is the best teacher I'd have booed you sir if you were my guy man I'd have booed you two or three times

oh wait I ain't doing comedy in Moneybagg Yo's on the bill I'm getting these, man. I'd have booed you two or three times. Oh, wait. I ain't doing comedy in Moneybagg Yo's on the bill. I'm getting these hits. Wait, what the? I see what's up. That Clifford. That Clifford.

I'm going to get on this bill one way or another, nigga. Nah, I'm getting my hits off in front of Moneybagg Yo. You shitting me? No, no, no. I ain't just getting into my jokey joke bag. Shout out to everybody that was on this card Shout out to T.I. for pursuing his dream

and doing a good job at it What else is there? We got in the Nasty Adam Schefter We got a T.I. We got in the Wiz What else was on the back? Come on, y'all

Ice Cube I'm trying to listen, man You digging up Ice Cube's old projects man hey they dig up my old tweets hey let me just tell you hey yo dawg

he won't be the only one to do it that's true let me just tell you we was just talking about this hey Ice Cube Ice Cube's gangsta

so I'm gonna watch him yeah yeah yeah but niggas are gonna dig Friday up and put it out without his permission and I hope he knows that it's coming oh no they And I hope he knows that.

It's coming. Oh, no, they're going to take Friday. Every story that I see on television is someone's life that's alive and their work and their movie, sometimes without their consent or permission. True. So, I already see the rumors going around. Hey, there's a new Friday and Ice Cube come right out and say, oh, the fuck it is. Hell, if it is, ain't none of that happening. No, you just don't know, King. there's a new Friday and Ice Cube come right out and say, oh, fuck it is. Hell if it is.

Ain't none of that happening. No, you just don't know, King. There's a new Friday coming. Yeah, it's coming. It's coming. And I hope he's ready for it. But you're talking about Black White.

Black White. The show that none of us knew existed that Ice Cube was an executive producer on. Correct. Where the white family is in blackface

and the black family is in whiteface. I just... That's why I don't have anything to say tossing the parts this is a race relation i have nothing to say this is crazy because what's the point like to see how everyone's treated it's amazing like huh it's. I think it's super dope that you'll really get a real, not somebody telling you, experience. You'll get a real experience on how other people view you. So a lot of times...

You think any of these people's makeup is believable? That's what I was saying. These real makeup artists. Even in the slightest instance, though, we talking about driving past somebody, driving past a cop, anything. Somebody grabbing a pocketbook

when you walk by entertainment now is really being on top I'm not saying it makes sense or it's a hit but everything is

everybody trying shit this is Matt Old yeah that's what I'm saying everybody trying shit like they try some shit that might be stupid as shit but it's not like

thank you for that really intelligent deep dive everybody just try this came out years ago I think if it came out today it would catch I think if it came out today in this would catch I think if it came out today

In this social climate It would catch Way more than it did Wait wait wait That's crazy If Jordan Peele Hold up hold up I don't think the thought of it

I'm not even talking about What I'm seeing I don't think the thought of it Is crazy If this came out today It's not catching Yes it is No no no

Niggas are going to jail A skinny chick chubby Fam they would lose their mind I get the concept This is cancel culture Are you crazy This can't come out, they will lose their mind. I get the concept. This is cancel culture. Are you crazy? This can't come out today. They will lose their shit.

They trying to cancel it now and it's been canceled. No, I disagree. You are severely underestimated. Especially on one of the Hulu's or the Netflix's or one of the

Zeus's. Zeus. Your man Zeus. They not touching this with a 10 foot pole today. Apollo, fuck it. You put fat suits On there for a week

Or something like that I kind of think It's no different You know what I mean Obviously it gotta be Some type of better looking You know Cause it'll be today

But I don't think I don't think The thought of this is crazy Nah it's a It's a narrative It's a cultural narrative You hear me You guys so stupid

Y'all in bed with the whites Nah it's a cultural narrative That you could show somebody Like yo If I was If I You would take some skinny girls and you make them up.

Now you see the prejudice and the mean shit that comes along. Like how many dudes walk past you and we put a bodysuit on you and you're a chick that's used to walking in the mall. Just trading places all over again.

Exactly, that's all I'm saying. I just don't think it's crazy. I'm talking about that concept ain't flying today. That's what I mean. I disagree. Niggas in black, this is not working. I just don't think it's crazy. I'm talking about that concept ain't flying today. That's what I mean. I disagree. Niggas in black is not working. Look at these transformations.

Look at this. Yeah, that's why I'm not paying attention to that part of it. But the thought process of it. That's the main part for me. Some horrible makeup. A trade in place. Let me ask y'all a silly question. Please.

I promise I'm not trying to get really deep and racy. But I have to ask. Y'all really believe that there's a such thing as white face? fuck no like if I what the fuck if I go paint my face white

and walk outside and try to get a little bit of privilege y'all think it'll work? nah I've seen if the makeup is done right if the makeup is good you will

wait if I have the Hollywood producers on my face then yeah 100% I mean nigga me with the mascara no you talking about the real shit You will. Professional Hollywood. Wait, if I have the Hollywood producers on my face, then yeah. Yeah, 100%. Hollywood. I mean, nigga, me with the mascara. No, I'm talking about the real shit. You try to do it yourself.

You're talking a little like a mind. Real shit, nigga. You'll be in the fucking cafeteria hearing the real conversations that's going on. Yeah, because they don't think you white. I mean, yeah, they don't think you black. They don't hear the real shit that's going on. So you'll hear some shit that you wouldn't hear if your black self sat there. Yeah.

The cafeteria, another New York hot spot that hated the blacks that y'all just ran to because they had lobster mac and cheese boy what y'all blacks do for lobster mac and cheese every night every night what you talking about I ain't standing no line. Nigga, look at you. I was with Hood, nigga. I was with Newark's Finest. We ain't standing no line, nigga. Fuck you talking about. What do y'all think about Chris Rock saying they got to pay me a big bag before I talk about the Oscar slap?

Clap the button. Hit him some claps. Pay me. Yeah, you're a prostitute, bro. I told you, nigga. I tell you every time. I told you, nigga, from the work to pay me. Pay that man his break.

Just to talk about it? Yeah. Nigga, yes. I think I don't I'm not mad at him. I'm not mad at him. I think that it's kind of corny

for it to be him saying that. Get paid, young nigga. Get paid. Oh, my fault. He don't need the money. It's principle. I'm not giving that

to you niggas for free. I was humiliated in front of the world. So you put a dollar on your principals? Yes. A lot of dollars on them. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? He keep telling you. I stand in my truth. I can buy new principals with enough money.

He can't wait to sell out. How are you going? I'm gone. Nah, I ain't mad at him. I mean, he can do what he do But Yeah I got me fucked up But the crazier part is

The crazier part is Somebody's gonna pay this Of course Yes Actually the more people That don't pay for it Is gonna make The worth go up

They running to pay for this I wouldn't be surprised That nigga on the cover Of Time Magazine And I want equity To smack her around the world Because Yeah

Like he could get into the deeper convos or where it started from things like that all of that yeah nah and it might not be a bad investment

whoever pays for this know they getting their money back I understand why he smacked me I was a victim of trauma in my younger years and it just

yeah that's right write a book Chris Rock go next with it you might find something out that you ain't know about yeah I'm like nah, go write a book.

Milk this shit now. He's going to do it special. He's going to do it special. Speaking of books, y'all heard your man Jussie is looking at a book deal now. So he can tell his story of what he went through. Well, this is going to be seven pages.

Fuck him. This shit going to be 12 pages. I'm so sick of that. If I never hear another word to start with J, I'd be all right. Jussie is fucking disgracing us all out here. $10 million. And somebody needs to say it.

A book deal? $10 million. Like, this just show you. Oh, he could come up with an ill plot with his $10 million. Hey, he got two Nigerian brothers for the debut. His book for $2,500 or something. Yeah, nah, we got mad shit on deck now. It's disgusting, yo.

Y'all, I just want to tell y'all, after last week's part of the show, I was trying to find something easygoing and fun, but I'm reading this shit, and man, oh, man. Uh-oh.

Some heavy shit in there? Y'all just pick one. This is like therapy now, I guess. I've been knowing- Can I ask a question before we get into it? You can ask whatever you

want, sir. Don't ask no stupid shit about what we fucked shorty on in period. You be asking the question. I never ask no question. All my questions are formidable questions. To answer that, yes. But you want, sir. Don't ask no stupid shit about will we fuck Shorty on a period. You be asking the wild questions. I never ask no questions. All my questions are formidable questions.

To answer that, yes. But go ahead, sir. No. I normally have questions throughout the day. And I be wanting... Give him up. Give him up. It's not even nothing crazy. Let's hear it.

If you could have one animal to protect you, which animal would it be? A lion. I feel like that's the typical answer. I'd say the gorilla. Sure. I told you that Atlanta weed is aight. That nigga gone.

That nigga is gone. That is not the worst weed. A gorilla seems like it'd be pretty cool to hang out with too. I feel like he's smart. This was a real debate. Who are you really debating this with? Y'all bad niggas.

Did they hit the Atlanta weed too. Yeah. This ain't Atlanta weed. We had a whole podcast teaching our brothers out there how they can maybe get to 500 million and here you come right in

with the hot shit. Bruh, I asked a question. I just want to know what animal. Somebody else said a kangaroo. I heard a bald eagle. I don't know. You said a kangaroo. I ain't beat a kangaroo.

I'm not doing that. A kangaroo can't get it done? Nah, nah. You could beat the kangaroo, nigga. Yeah. All you got to do is slip the kick. Yeah, once you slip the kick, you get money. Yeah.

I feel like they strong. There was a little clip on the internet running around. That nigga beat the shit out of the kangaroo of his dog. Give him a little headlock. It was a little clip running around on Instagram of a man in another country. I don't know what the country, so I won't say. But they said he just fought a lion and won. Oh, I saw it.

Someone sent me that. He cut it up and boiled that nigga in his soup. But he was fucked up. He was fucked up. He was fucked up. I got to see it. Nah, he was fucked up. He lied, though.

They still lied. It was a baby lion. It was like, what? Like, you fucked a dog? It was a little fucking newborn. It was Simba. It was Simba. No, it was younger than Simba.

It was a newborn. Fresh out the box. Ain't even had no teeth yet. The lion was trying to gum you. Yo, speaking of animals, right? Have you seen a lion, my nigga? Ice. Could you answer my question?

I don't like animals. Surf, no. I can't even answer that. Can't Corso something? No. It's over. No. It's over, man.

Thank you, Parks. Yeah, man. I'm here for you. I'm on a gorilla. Gorilla? I like the gorilla. I don't care about this side of the room sometimes either

alright the fuck with one relationship change uh huh Carole Baskin has a whole new show on Hulu

she does nah Peacock Peacock maybe Hulu too actually everywhere hey she got rid of her ops

he's never coming home. Her business is thriving, and nobody's asking her about the niggas she killed with the tiger. Clap. Round up, man. Come on. That's part of the contract. You can't ask me this.

That's what that is. Man, they don't even know. Dead Carol Baskin. all right listen listen y'all tell me which way you want to go i'll read to it's a guy and a girl okay i'll start with the guy i've been knowing this girl for about 10 years now we just started taking each other seriously and dating. Been there before. That's pretty funny. In the past, I had a girlfriend who she had a rift with. And although me and her are no longer together,

she can't get past the fact that we're still friends. Like whenever my ex comes up, she loses it. I don't know why, because she holds a vital place in my life as my girlfriend. And my ex can't hold a candle to her or tie her shoes. I see you put on the sauce. I like that.

She listens to me. Come on. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Smart guy. Smart guy. I view it as insecurity, but she tells me I'm insensitive. How do I navigate that and make her see that she shouldn't be worried about my ex?

I had a quick answer for him. Let me read you the next one. I've been in a relationship with the same man for 16 years. I've been through it with him. He's cheated, had problems with addiction, and has overcame it and extremely all about health and wellness now. I got on board with him because he told me the ultimatum. Here we go.

He told me the ultimatum would be go. He told me the ultimatum would be get on board, get healthy, lose weight and get fit or we should break up. I complied and I'm still progressing. The last pod y'all talked about men getting comfortable with sex positions. In the last six months I've asked him to start

foreplaying with me. He thinks that means just sensually kissing. That's good. That is. playing with me. He thinks that means just sensually kissing. The round of the poor film, man. That is. Slow kisses. Slow kisses. Purple kisses. This man has went out and changed this woman's life

for the better. He thinks that just means sensually kissing. I've told him I want toys, ass slaps, a little choking here and there. She cheated. And he's been lacking because he doesn't feel comfortable doing this shit. And now I'm horny and not satisfied. Should I threaten that I'm going to look for dick elsewhere? She's already been doing that.

Or what? We could go there. Y'all want to call this young lady? Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, you can go ahead and call her. She clearly got in shape, getting a little bit more attention. I did exactly what you wanted. I'm vegan.

I don't even like rice cakes. Get the button ready. She doing all types of stuff. It's not that. That life is that. That's not it. You know what it is, right? What?

She got some new sausage. It's not that. What you got? Nah, she's at that point though. She a b**** She's at the tipping point I'm gonna call her again Yeah let's try

Yeah run it back I think he not doing What he gotta do Listen Can I share a story Before I call her? Yeah what's up? Somebody told me

To fuck him in the mouth The other day And I was like That takes a lot of work No that's not that much work You want it laid in I get up Straddle you Get to gyrating my hips like I'm not 40.

I ain't been doing the steps with Corey in the morning. I don't feel like getting up there and doing all that. You can do it. Part of getting ahead is you take control. I see how someone would call that lazy. I want premium head. I don't want the head where I got to get up there and get to doing it. Now your teeth is at an odd angle with the dick.

Now it's flat. That's true. That's true. Come on now. The helmet. The fucking face is overrated. No, it's a. It's up there with the 69 for me.

Yeah, that's true. No, it's not that close. No, it's not. What's wrong with you niggas? No, yes it is. Y'all have the floor. First off, there's other ways to do that without the position you're naming. I'm naming the position I'm naming because of the situation that I was in where Shorty

just got some work done, can't really move, but she want to suck some dick. Oh, that's a little different. So now you can only do this. I'll wait till you recover, ma. No, no no no you can just lay on your side and I'm gonna get this motherfucker to you

you ain't gotta move too much I'm calling this girl just lay on your little side sir if you 27 so you supposed to be with all that fucks at my age you ain't gonna be

with all that I don't think you like requested like yo let me just but it happens in the midst so you at the age where you be requesting stuff still too the 69 just happens no the 69 no we're not talking you're at the age where you be requesting stuff still, too. The 69 just happens?

No, the 69. No, we're not talking about the 69. We're talking about Facebook. Facebook just happens. That's requested. Yeah, it just happens while she goes down. Yeah, you get a little excited. Not me go up there and get to pumping. That's true.

Yeah, it's just. And your teeth do be at the front. She's got to be a very, very professional. You know what I mean? Professional. They don't be. They don't be. No, they don't.

Back to Cam Newton. Learn how to treat a man. Learn how to treat a man. You know. They don't be. They don't be. No, they don't. Back to Cam Newton. Learn how to treat a man. Learn how to treat a man. You know how to suck dick or not. Hide your teeth. That sounds horrible. Professional people, listen, I'm sorry. Take them out.

We'll call this girl back. We'll call this girl, see what's going on. Get a mouth guard. What's her name? Lionessa. She sounds like she could make a good... Lionessa. Why do you always look at me, yo?

That's her name? I don't know. I'm left-handed, so I naturally look this way. I want to look more at all the girls who always look over here. Hello? Hello? Hi, may I speak to Lionessa, please? Lionessa.

This is she. Y'all don't give nobody heads up. Nah, we don't do that. We real niggas. I got a nine-to-five job. We get the heads up. Well, we don't do that. We n niggas. I got a nine to five job. We get a head. We don't get a heads up. Well, we don't do that. We niggas that please they ladies.

So we walk around like that. I mean, we walk around like we please our ladies. We call whenever we want. Huh, you shitting me? Lionessa. What's good? Without speaking to you, we tried to unpack this. We all think that you're already cheating on this nigga.

No, I'm not. I bet that. I bet that. I bet that. I bet that. I bet that. What'd you say? I said, I'm not, but I have considered it plenty of times.

Plenty? Yeah. Wait. She got one put out the door. Where do you live at? I curve everybody. I live in the Bay Area. Hmm.

It's nice out there. It's nice out there. It is nice out there. So, you know, you'll be seeing me when you come down here. You coming to Oakland? To Oakland. I got front row seats. Definitely coming that way, even if that's your castle. So, wait, have you expressed to this man in a delicate way how unhappy you are sexually

and that sensual kissing is not that's not enough the limit to foreplay yeah i've been so i've been with him for 15 years well 16 years and i've said it plenty of times and um it's just redundant that i have to completely repeat myself over and over again you don't't. Like, yo, just pull my hair a little bit. Smack my ass a little bit. Just a little. So he ain't doing it at all? Wait, you got ass? Shut the fuck up. I'm cool.

I'm all right. I don't got Joe Budden type of female asses. But, you know, I got an ass. I got a little something. Look, I just want to know, was he doing any of this before and stopped doing it? Or was he never doing this? No, he was never doing this. And that's the thing.

He says that he wasn't really... Let me ask you a question. He was a light bloomer. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. If he's never done this and it's been 16 years and you never cheated,

how do you know you want your hair pulled and your ass smacked if you never had it? Because it got to a point where I started watching like porn by myself you think that's real? me watching that I got curious about it and I just you know that's basically what I do Roscoe made you more curious

curiosity killing that cat that's his name curiosity Mr. Curiosity I'm still pretty alive so why you don't watch the porn with your significant other and maybe try to usher it into the bedroom? I always feel like that's a good icebreaker. Well, because some men don't like their women looking at other men

that have been. That's what I find. And I feel like that's probably one of the reasons why. Now we unpackaging other packaging right now, Paul. Now we unpackaging other packaging. Lying Paul. Now we unpackaging other packaging. Lionessa sound like the name that would tell me that this nigga's dick is bigger than mine. Wait, wait. Lionessa, you can't say that.

Yo, let me ask you a question. Can you bleep that part out? Sure. He watches? I guess. He watches? Lionessa. What's up?

Do you feel like he's sexually attracted to you? Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, for sure. Like, I give him a little, like, hug, and he's already hard. He's always been sexually attractive to me. I just feel like he's uncomfortable doing new things because I have to tell him what to do. See, this is like physics. This is like math, Lioness.

You add in that. He does get horny when like you... If he's turned on... He might not be... He might not just be capable, Miss Lion. Lioness, can I ask you a question? Yes. You started off by saying

that he had some issues. Several issues. You stuck by him through his downtime. You started off by saying that he had some issues, several issues. Mad issues. Yep. You stuck by him through his downtime. And then he started to make demands upon you saying that you have to lose weight or he's leaving. Yep. Right?

Yep. And I told him, like, I mean, honestly, we've never, you you know I'm not a man so I don't know he's not really much of a talker I try to dig deeper um but it came down to like hey you know I want to live sober I want to work out I want you to work out with me I want us to lose weight I want us to be in shape and you know I did it for him body journey miss miss lionessa are do you consider do you consider yourself overweight no i don't think so i always feel like i can always by the doctors a little bit by the doctor's standards are you underweight over over overweight excuse me i'm sorry yeah yeah i'm. I'm 5'3 and I weigh

158 pounds. Oh, yeah. The dynamics might be off a little bit. Just a little bit. Un poquito. Yeah, I'm basically there. But you're not big, though. You're 5'3, 153 with no ass? Yeah. I got some titties, though. Well, that'll do.

That'll help out. Oh,'s his that's his favorite part of my body so so oh so the ways so okay my last question so um for 16 years if like if this is repetitive because repetitive you know weekly repetitive or monthly repetitive is kind of different than yearly yearly repetitive So within these 16 years, why have, like, what is the underlying reason of why you didn't

try to, like, get skin? I personally think he's insecure. I think he feels like way... No, why didn't you? No, you want to know, why didn't you cheat? 16 years,

that's a long time of repetitive, you know? Well, well, well, we had our breaks in between. And that's when you got your hair pulled. And that's a long time of repetitive, you know? Well, well, well, we had our breaks in between. And that's when you got your hair pulled. And that's when the hair got pulled. And that's when the ass got smashed. I was right.

You cheating. You cheating talking about you got it off of porn. You got it off of Paul. Told you what happened. And that was why I tried to leave at a break. When is your next break scheduled for? Are you guys going to break up at the end of next month?

About the end. May 29th. Hey! Nah, niggas, it's out there. You said May 29th? Yeah. That sounds like a... So now, this is the truth.

Oh, you coming to Oakland. It's over for you. All the bitches going to be jumping on Joe. Joe ain't got enough dick for everybody. It's your nigga. Leap that out. Leap that out. My fault.

It's your nigga. I'm just saying. It's your nigga. I'm saying it's bad for you. You saw that picture too, huh? What I'm saying is there's going to be a lot of women there. You feel me? Nah, I'm taking a date. You taking a lot of women there You feel me Nah I'm taking a date You taking a date

Is it gonna be him No Hey lying Nessa You lying now Nessa Yo you I'm just fucking with y'all Nah I'm taking my You really should come

Your cousin's a guy Yeah he's a guy He's coming with me You got girl cousins Is he really your cousin Yeah I got girl cousins What you need Oh I don't need anything But good to. You got girl cousins? Is he really your cousin? Yeah, I got girl cousins. What you need?

Oh, I don't need anything, but good to know you got girl cousins. You're lying to us. You're trying to get niggas caught up on this podcast. Hey, how old are you? I'm 34. Oh, niggas are out there, yo. Yo, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question, right? Niggas is dead.

What's your do? Evidently, you learned all the new tricks when y'all broke up. Yo, it's boys want to do therapy. Now I'm asking a question. Why y'all just tell your dude, y'all, I like this, and I like this, and I like this? No, because she trying to do some real dick. She ain't trying to fucking do a PowerPoint presentationist, nigga. I do, but he can tell her insecure, like, oh, is that the type of shit you want?

I'm like, all right. Yeah. Yes. I mean, yeah, I say yeah, but I'm like, all right, fuck it, just give me some head then. And then it's there. It's done. Why you got to say, fuck it, give me some head? Like, that don't come with the setup?

Because I don't like confrontation. I don't like fighting with nobody about some shit. That's supposed to come with the damn setup. You don't want no new shit? Like, that you're not doing? Because maybe he's beefing with you on that level. I can't even hear you. Park's too far.

Get closer. I said, does he ever ask for some new shit that you're not doing? He asked me to give him more head, and then I do do it. So that's about it. Yeah, but you don't sound happy about it. I'm the one that wants to tap into the freakiness. You think he like, you think he like. I don't know.

You ain't eating that middle piece? I think. Do I think what? The middle part? The gooch. You got to get that middle piece. The go i think what the middle part the gooch you gotta get you gotta get that middle piece oh yeah yeah yeah do you think he want more hair from you lionessa what's up do you think he values your oral sex more than he values your vagina

shut up no no she said he like her head i'm asking do we like her head I feel like we always do All three like head missionary and doggy. Are you guys are you bisexual? No, I don't like bitches Y'all just cool Yeah, y'all just close. Can I get an over or under three times? How many times have you guys been off and on in this 16-year situation? I would say a solid three times, and the longest was like a year. Oh, that's mad penis in between time. We're going to have our director of communication reach out to you via text before the Oakland show.

I got the meet and greet. I get to take pictures with you. Oh, it's lit. It's a wrap. Hey. There you go. Hey. What are you?

Meet and greet. You changed the letter? You're so horny, yo. You hear this nigga? You changed your letter in the meeting. You changed your letter in the meeting. Lioness, don't come to the meeting with

your little nigga, your nigga cousin. We don't want to meet your nigga cousin. No, I'm calling my cousin. I'm calling my cousin. I'm calling my cousin. He's the one

that put me on. Her dude listens. That's her cousin she's going with. Okay, well, her cousin put her on, so we appreciate the cousin and we appreciate you, Lionessa.

We hope that your private life gets better somehow I'll let y'all know if it works he's gonna now have to do shit nah he gotta do something he gotta do something you gotta find another caption

he got a little dick he got a little me don't tell me I don't wanna know she keep talking about his can y'all auto tune my Y'all know me? Don't tell me. I don't want to know. I'm just saying, she keep talking about his- Can y'all auto-tune my voice? Can you guys auto-tune my voice? No. Can we auto-tune your voice?

You keep talking about his penis. Go to XXXVideos and type in medium meat mayhem. Wait, Lionessa, do you watch the show Ultimatum on Netflix? No, I don't. She would leave the nigga. Yeah, you would leave that nigga. She? No, I don't. She would leave the nigga. Yeah, you would leave that nigga. What's up, girl? Yeah, yeah.

You should watch it. It's good. You would leave that nigga. You would definitely leave. That nigga got a little meat. Oh, yeah, the Ultimatum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I just finished watching it.

It's where they're giving them Ultimatum or they walk away, right? Mm-hmm. You didn't watch it with him, did you? Oh, yeah, I was watching that shit this weekend. You didn't watch it with him, did you? Oh, yeah, I was watching that shit this weekend. You didn't watch it with your boyfriend, did you? That's who I watch it with. You gave him an ultimatum and you smacked me and choked me.

She's in there abusing him. She got his mom mentally, though. She's throwing his little dick in his face. He's mentally fucked up. Lionessa, we got to go. Because I've had small portions of food, small shit, everything. She's giving him all signs. Lionessa, we will see you in Oakland.

You and your nigga cousin. All right. Good. Have a good one. Same to you. Later. Bye. Round of applause for Lionessa, man.

Lionessa was up here lying. Lionessa lying like shit. Lionessa. Told y'all from the rip. I never. No, I never. No, no. I watched it on porn.

Mm-hmm. I know. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm- no. I watched it on porn. I know. Lena, I hear you. Is she in line right there? Who? What are you looking at, bro? I don't know.

Okay, so look. All right, look, look, look. What? So look. Wait, a cock cake. Sir, I forgot. We don't care about the cock cake. I promise you. Tell us on Patreon.

Come on. Come on. So if y'all in a relationship. She's sucking a cock on a cake. or surf we don't care about the cock I promise you tell us on Patreon hold on hold on so if y'all if you're she's sucking a cock on a cake if you're in a relationship with a woman

and she has a friend no surf no chillish that serious no I don't care about that no you can't suck a cock

a cake you can't go and be in a relationship you can't go to sip and paint where the niggas is naked fucking you you can't fucking go get the private massage where the nigga got his dick out and you jerking them off during the massage that's weird they got dick and paint what is that

sip and dick and paint it's all three it's dick and paint so y'all know some other shit i'm just talking about a girl at a birthday party and the cake is the shape of a cock. And her friends got, yeah, he's talking about dick and sipping paint. Don't worry, I got it right now. We got sleepers somewhere.

Thank you. Don't worry, we got a sleeper. Somebody somewhere got a sleeper. I'm going to find one. I'm going to find one right now. Don't you worry about it. Get us out of that,

please. How does Surf think of this stuff? We're out of here. We're out of here. Because I seen it on my Twitter. Here we go. On your Twitter. Your algorithm is nuts.

Yeah, the algorithm is really fucking with you. I'll show you. It's her birthday. Fuck. It was her birthday. I want to know if that was excessive or not. It's excessive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The way she's sucking it. See, now he's saying it's a way. Like, it's a way to not be excessive. If she sucked it Gently Then it would be She was going crazy What the fuck

You talking about Her homegirl's there man What you think she going to do Alright I'm out of here Cut Queen Naja See I don't got the time

Or the patience To deal with your shit today Pack light You been walking around With a sling attitude Queen Naja. Pac-Lite. Hey. I love you way more harder I didn't have my share of being walked all over Now I'm smarter You can think you right all you want I see through you just like water You can go ahead and puff up your chest But it better not go no farther Give me your bad vibes If you don't get your act together You might have to pack life And you don't know my bad vibes It's what Lionessa told you And do you Bad vibes My patience running low and you ain't got a lot of time

So pack life And do you Nice how you can find somebody else too She can never be me Just want someone that should do what you want But that'll never be me And I love to treat you right, but I'm a check you when you're wrong You can't tell me that you hear me when you're scrolling through your phone Work too hard, but I love you way more harder. I didn't have my share of being walked all over now

I'm smarter you could think I'm wrong all you want, but that truth got you so bothered You can go ahead and puff up your chest, but it better not go no further Bad vibes Bad vibes If you don't get your act together, you might have to Bad vibes And do you Bad vibes Bad vibes

My patience running low and you ain't got a lot of time So pack like And you, you, you don't give it to ya I'm telling you I had it, no No, I can only take so much, ayy, ayy Oh, you don't get it, do ya? I'm telling you I had it No, I can only take so much, ayy, ayy, ayy Bad vibe If you don't get your act together

You might have to Act like Go ahead, Joe. Get that riff off. Ooh Queen Naja, that record is called Pack Light. You gon' probably be right back tomorrow, might as well. Act like

Hey. Shout out to her. I really fuck with her music. Hey. All right, Nerd-O-Wick, let's go. Who killed who? What you got? What the ops doing? I'm sliding on the ops on GTA, actually. Let's go then. Been doing that for a minute.

Let's go then. Oh, on GTA. Yeah, GTA. Yeah. I'm in the house safe, but still sliding on the ops. Oh, that's why. I see why it connects. Yeah, Yeah, GTA. Yeah. It's like 98. I'm in the house, safe, but still sliding on the ops. Ah. Oh, that's why. I see why it connects.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, this is War Stories by Spinner Benz featuring Young E and Ace. Hey. Hey, yo, Cutter, turn up I ain't nothing like these niggas, I'm a different breed I might drop a bomb on these niggas like I'm Vietnamese I swear I ain't going like these niggas, ain't no bitch in me I'm different than I know it, just show her she gon' remember me

My track move at a different speed When my phone ring, I'ma make these bitches go for ten of me I'ma make my own lane, I'ma show these niggas how it post be I do my own thing, I don't want these pussy niggas close to me They never would've noticed me, I don't know where the high grow to be Rose in the concrete, I grew out where it's supposed to be I'ma have it hard, they seen some things you wouldn't wanna see I don't take disrespect like an I won't now nigga approaching me

Pressure, let it out, we can rock out, ain't no nigga spoke for me Where the fuck you mad for? Nigga, that high opposed to me I did all these hits out, ain't no niggas spoke for me Where the fuck you mad for? Nigga, that high up post for me I did all these hits and I ain't got nobody to blow for me Ain't nobody jokes with me Answer the phone, I wrote to me Say I'm coming in too late, they don't wanna answer the door for me I ain't tryna talk if you don't wanna, let's go for lead

How the fuck I lose my nigga, man, this ain't how this supposed to be Y'all scatter when the lights come on, that's just how vultures be I want it all, you know how vultures be I ain't nothing like these niggas, I'm a different breed I might drop a bum on these niggas like I'm Vietnamese I swear I ain't going like these niggas, ain't no bitch in me I'm different than I know, I just show how she gon' remember me My trap move at a different speed

My phone ring, I'ma make these bitches go for ten of me I'ma make my own lane, I'ma show these niggas how it's supposed to be I do my own thing, I don't want these pussy go for ten on me I'ma show these niggas how it's supposed to be I don't want these pussy niggas close to me They never would've noticed me I don't know what I had grown to be Don't take no time to compare me to no niggas Even though I'm a boss, I jumped the porch and I had turned into a killer I was in a spot way too long, I found out I rocked I got, I'm tryna catch up with that boy, he's steady dodging me in the trap Can't sit and lose, I got my tool, I make the news, I let it happen Seven, six tunes, hopped out with Drake, I ain't got the these niggas, I'm clipping for the peace and bust his brain, just to remind him

I ain't acting like these niggas, I'm a different breed I'm right, drop a bomb on these niggas like I'm feeling mean I swear I ain't going like these niggas, ain't no bitch in me I'm different than I know her, too short, she gon' remember me My track move at a different speed When my phone ring, I'ma make these bitches go for ten apiece I'm in my own lane, I'ma show these niggas how I'm supposed to be I do my own thing, I don'ta show these niggas how I'm supposed to be I do my own thing

I don't want these pussy niggas close to me They never would've noticed me I don't know where the hard grow to be Yep, that's War Stories, Spinner Bins, Young Ines. All right, I'ma play some off this Wiz, this Wiz, Crit, and Girl Talk album. This is Mind Blown with DZA. Let's go, DZA.

I gotta watch your little interview. Let's go, DZA. I got to watch your little interview. How was it? Not little. Not bad. I didn't mean to say little. It was good. It was good.

You're now tuned in. Hey! This is not a drill. It's not a test. It's very much the real thing. Uh. GT on the beat Ayyyy Kush God

Young Khalifa man That's all he's doing Type of shit we like to do Uh I been getting high since I was real, real young If I ain't have trees, then my friends bought some Smokin' every day till my mind gets numb Roll a baby like, where you get that from?

Young Khalifa man, always blowin' KK Break it all down, roll a pound in one day Niggas smokin' garbage, that's a goddamn shame What you smokin' on, it ain't got no name One day nigga smoking garbage that's a goddamn shame What you smoking on it ain't got no name. I'm just riding around with my pockets on smoke Bad bitch beside me and she got one roll I ain't smoking on it if it ain't that bad Roll another one and we all get hacked Roll another one and we all get high Yeah

Bacon, bacon, smokin' I just want to open my mind Blow this smoke out, blow this, blow this smoke out Blow this smoke out, bam, bam, blow, blow Bacon, bacon, smokin' I just want to open my mind Blow this smoke out, blow this, blow this smoke out Blow this smoke out, bam, bam, blow, blow Uh, having lucid dreams, accounting cream Random paper moves, it's really more like deja vu

I get to the bag like every day I do We cross the genetics, give it AI moves We bought a decade and right now we polished It's like you're waking big session in college We got the cannons ready, locked and load We taught you what to burn, what not to roll I'm on some KK, I'm on some kush dabs I'm on some edibles, I'm bout to take a nap

I'm on some bum weed, I'm on some bong rips I'm on califa cones, I'm bout to take a trip I'm on a whole pound, so I can hardly see I'm off a KK joint, I'm on some rapper weed I'm on some wake and bake, I'm on a half a pea I'm on an ounce a day, I'm on some rapper weed, I'm on some wake and bake I'm on a half a peep, I'm on an ounce a day I'm on a pound a week Man, I get blowed, I get blowed, I get blowed Need some snacks and my friend to the stove

I got weed, I got trees, I got smoke Blow the pound, we run out, get some more Yeah, yup That's mind-blowing. Wiz Khalifa, Smoke Dizzer, Girl Talk. Dope project, man. Nice. Ball music. Yeah, I was going to say, that's some smoke music.

Yeah, for sure. Ish, what you got for us today? Jay Howell. Song is called Faithful. All right. Ha! I play the game. I play my cards. You break the rules, I break your heart.

Walk around and leave you stuck. Leave you scarred. Is that what you want, babe? I give my love, I give my all You take what you want Steady chasing lanes, I'm about This ain't what you want, babe, can't be what you want, babe Please don't let it, don't let it go too far

Cause I don't wanna give up I'm so tired of being faithful to you I'ma do you wrong, baby I'm so tired of being faithful to you I'ma do you wrong, baby I'ma do you wrong, babe I play the games, I play my cards You're breaking rules, you're breaking hearts

You're second guessing what you want done Steady playing me so I'm just gonna Keep on moving my body All over somebody else Feel it till you're weak, darling Show you what I mean, darling Don't let it go too far Cause I don't wanna give up

Please don't make it so hard Please don't let it, don't let it go too far I'm tired of being faithful to you Gonna do you wrong, baby I'm trying to be faithful I'ma do you wrong, baby That's J. Howell, Faithful. My bad, J. Howell. I didn't mean to, you know what I mean? Cora wasn't in there all the way.

Pause. That was a dope joint, though. He's got some vocals. That was fire. Yeah. All right, we got playoff basketball is here. Finally. It's here, finally.

And we got what the play-ins are tonight. Play-ins tonight. And first game is Atlanta. No. Finally. And we got what the play-ins are tonight. Play-ins tonight. And first game is Atlanta. No, Brooklyn and Cleveland. Yes. And we got a game in

the West. I'm going to ask y'all straight up. Who y'all got coming out of the East and who y'all got coming out of the West? Phoenix, Milwaukee.

Phoenix, Milwaukee. Yeah. Ish. Memphis. Miami. Memphis, Miami. Okay, sir. Memphis, Milwaukee.

And Joe? Brooklyn, Phoenix. Or Brooklyn, Golden State. I have to check on their health. Golden State was my pick. Ben is playing. I don't know. I don't believe in Milwaukee. I don't believe on their health. Golden State was my pick. Ben is playing. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't believe in Milwaukee. I don't believe in Philly. Chicago is new. I think Atlanta will win their playing game, but I prefer to see Charlotte in. I would agree with Isha about Cleveland, but they're not at 100%. I got Brooklyn beating them.

And I don't really care about Denver in the West. You don't like Miami? I don't care about them. I think... All the teams in the East look dangerous to me. I think that 4-5,

the Bucks-Bulls matchup is a nice first-round matchup. It's still nice to see in the first six. No, I'm just saying if Chicago was healthy, that would be

a great matchup. I want... You know, I'm a Sixer fan. I would love to see it. I don't know. I'm rooting for Brooklyn because New York... I don't know. I'm rooting for Brooklyn because New York. I don't know.

I think I might have Milwaukee and Memphis. I'm picking Brooklyn because at the eighth seed, I think they'll easily take care of the number one seed, which is Miami. And now you take their matchups going all the way. So now you have the matchups of the number one. They got to play a lot of basketball. Well, if they win, they go to Boston. Great.

They can't be Boston. They won't be Miami. But I think these playoffs might give us what the football playoffs gave us. Could be. It's a great series all the way through. The football playoffs were amazing. That was the best playoffs of damn near I've ever seen. I think these basketball playoffs could be equally as exciting.

Well, that's what they want. I think it's like that. So we'll keep watch on all of this and good luck to everybody in there. Come on, Joe. Get us out of here.

Shout out to all of y'all that have teams playing in the playoffs. As a Knick fan, I'm excited that we're guaranteed a top 12 pick in the draft. That should be helpful. I thought we had strayed away

from being hopeful about the draft, but not this year. Not this year. Shout out to Knicks fans, man. Shout out to Lakers fans, too. We'll be back. Shout out to the Lakers as well.

Frank Vogel is out of here. Real unclassy way to get rid of a coach. Leak into the news first. Nigga damn near was still on the court. They was asking him about it in the post. He's like, nah, they ain't told me that yet. We know. You check your Twitter? They telling you on about it in the post. He's like, nah, they ain't told me that yet. We know. You check your Twitter? They telling

you on Twitter, Frank Pogba. Yeah, that was wild. Ice ran from his Atlanta take. We'll save it for Patreon. Yeah. You was scared. I gotta go to Atlanta. Might have been a little scared. I'm playing. I'm playing. We'll talk about it on Patreon. We'll get into that,

man. Listen, keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there Until the next time We bid you adieu Adios Arrivederci Hasta la vista Au revoir

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