The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 555 | "Cosplay"
Episode Date: August 6, 2022On this week’s episode, the guys review new music including DJ Khaled’s single “STAYING ALIVE” (24:30). Thoughts and prayers to Brittany Griner for her nine-year sentence (43:55). Ice asks how... the guys deal with girls show interest while in a relationship (1:05:45). Joe addresses CyHi’ comments about a rap battle (1:14:20). The guys discuss Deshaun Watson’s suspension (1:41:50) + MORE! Sleepers: Joe | Rexx Life Raj - “Save Yourself” Ice | Calvin Harris - “Day One” (Ft. Pharrell & Pusha T) Parks | Your Old Droog & Madlib - “The Return Of Sasquatch” Ish | DUCKWRTH - “Ce Soir” (Ft. SYD)
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It's Major Mack
The mic's on
The mic's on
You got the back?
Yeah, nigga got shades that come in a bag
The satchel?
You were
Cream and blue
Dye them shits cream and blue
Yeah
You got the ghost face shades
Nah it's you though
Got you yo
Hov not the only nigga
That got a deal with the
LVMH niggas huh
They sponsor the pot
Yo yo buddy
I can't
are you catcalling me
yeah
I can't
he's just the only guy
that still catcalls by the way
I don't catcall anything
you know what you're talking about
yo you got a pot sponsor
LVMH
are you guys speaking to me
I will
cause I'll engage
I'm gonna speak to you
alright what's up
That's a nice pair of shades
All of these shades
Come in that little bag
You wouldn't know
You ever got shades in a bag?
Oh yeah
I probably got shades in a bag
Only you would
Just fuck up my pod joke
You got some shades in a bag
Fuck outta here
I don't buy shades
I can't really picture
Ish and Shades though
Nothing
Ish wouldn't wear shades Cause green eyed n picture itching shades though, nothing, nothing. I don't wear them.
Itch wouldn't wear shades because green eyed niggas
are extra.
Right, right.
He want you to see his eyes.
He want to squint.
You like squinting though.
Look at you.
Don't squint at me.
Don't squint at me, dog.
Nah, take that squint shit
somewhere else.
Don't fucking do it to me.
Don't squint at me, dog.
That's funny. Yo, squinting gets, get them. Nigga, fucking do it to me. Don't squint at me, dog.
Yo, squint and get him?
Nigga, you do it.
I don't know. Do it.
We both wear glasses. No, we don't.
No, we don't.
Pardon me, new school. Yeah, be clear.
You squint still.
Nah, wide open.
You got it, Playboy.
Wide open. Pause. Yeah, it's a pause for sure. Eyes wide open. You got it, Playboy. Wide open.
Pause.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a pause for sure.
Eyes wide open.
Hmm.
Pause?
Maybe still.
Maybe still.
Yo, also, yo, I see, shout out to the pod fans, the day ones, first and last time listeners, yo.
As soon as I left, y'all sent me the video of John Collins
up there to Drew League in Compton.
He's getting busy?
Yeah, he was busy all right.
What's that mean?
Had to play a little more defense in that game?
He got dunked on, fouled out, team loss.
Yeah, don't show me Trey Young doing all that.
Show me John Collins underneath the backboard.
And shout out to Jamal Crawford.
Because I know his hoop is up there at the Pro-Am,
but them Atlanta niggas went up there and tried to show out.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Tell you what, I might start telling the truth next year.
Next year.
I'm easing into it.
Gotcha.
You ain't see I've been easing into it lately?
No?
You don't think so?
Nah.
None of y'all think so?
Panda-rific.
Ice, you feel the same?
Yeah, I feel the same.
Parks, you feel the same?
I mean.
We can find out today.
It depends on what the panda comes to.
If it's music industry, I mean you play it a little safe
You got friends
Play a lot of safe
You got friends
I feel you
Very safe
Man
Both feet standing
No
This pod is popular
I got friends
It's a popular pod
So because it's popular
Them niggas hear it
The fuck are y'all talking about
That's what I'm saying
So because it's popular
There's a fine line
You gotta
You gotta walk here It's a balance I think it's art I'm saying. So because it's popular, there's a fine line. You got to, you got to walk here.
It's a balance.
I think it's art.
I think it's artistry when I'm doing that.
You the Picasso of it.
And I'm coming in to tell the truth about these,
the niggas.
That's not,
they got to work,
work through it.
The niggas I pander to legacy acts.
They aren't,
they aren't legacy acts.
I had to learn that I used to shoot
at them niggas too
no the shooters
the real shooters
we be cool on them
yeah
we're all cool on them
long before
Drill took over
I had a rule
I don't talk
street shit on the pot
yeah
I started with that
so
I don't really pay
that sector any mind
not my area
I got nephews
and shit for that
like when I need to get put up hey what's going on but no so yeah pay that sector any mind. Not my area. I got nephews and shit for that.
Like when I need to get put up.
Hey, what's going on?
But no.
So yeah.
All right.
I like this Lewis.
I like starting out with the panda list.
Am I the only one
that this is applicable to?
No, everyone pandas.
Everybody pandas.
Everyone got their people.
Okay.
Who are my people?
Real estate people.
Anybody with money? White people anybody with money white
white people
white
anybody with money
anybody with an LLC
chicks with
chicks with nice feet
yeah
anybody with workers
chicks that sell houses
real estate girls in Dallas for some reason
Yo this the funny part
He follows every single realtor in Dallas
Some good houses out there
I caught you under some white girl with ass pic today
Pog
That's a pog
Pog
It's a pog
You almost what?
Do I want to ask what pog stands for?
Fat ass white girl.
He talked about it on the pod before.
Yeah.
This guy's a fool, yo.
Yo, do me a favor.
Don't teach me no more of your little kinky phrases, all right?
This guy's a fucking kinky ass.
Anyway, let me stop playing the show.
It's porn terms.
Y'all keep talking.
I got shit to do over here.
You got shit to do.
You follow Shorty?
No.
You think you followed her?
Of course.
He was about to follow.
He got cut off when Park said that.
I didn't.
I'm telling you I didn't.
I hear you.
I felt nasty when you was hitting the like every day.
She was going crazy.
I don't do that. You liked everything. hitting the like every day. She was going crazy. I don't do that.
You liked everything.
In April?
Stop it.
Oh, my God.
Joe is the type that'll go back and look to see how it's like.
When she went on that little April vacation, that nigga was jacked.
Oh, you know he likes to travel, so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was the blue water.
I've been to that beach before.
Blue water.
I know that.
That's how you get your travel ideas. Pink toes in the blue sand. You got you. Shut. Blue water. I know that. That's how you get your travel ideas.
It was the pink toes and the blue sand.
Got you.
Shut your ass up.
Yo, would he like somebody?
Pink toes because she was white or pink toes because she painted the toes pink?
Yo.
Might have been both.
It's like, nah.
Oh, man.
This nigga, yo.
Would he like somebody?
He like them all.
What's wrong with that?
You too Matter of fact
I'm just asking what's wrong with you
No you too
If you like somebody
You like the whole catalog
I'll go back to pick one
I'll pick the very first picture
I know
You're the one that like
When she goes through her activity or whatever
Is all officially
I don't do it at once
at one clip
sprinkle them in
spread it out
peek back around over here
alright where I stop at
alright let me
give you a little bit more
that's dedication
that's true fandom
I be on the page a lot
but you won't subscribe
to OnlyFans
no
that's crazy
the likes are free
they don't cost me anything
now they got the reels I'm getting the OnlyFans no that's crazy the likes are free they don't cost me anything you know what I mean
now they got the reels
I'm getting the only thing
get a little twerky twerk
for the free
and you like enough
she throw you in a close friends
oh
that's what my brother told me
no not him
my other brother
I got you
yeah yeah yeah
that's a good one
your brother mouse
your brother mouse told you that oh okay brother? I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Your brother Mouse.
Your brother Mouse told you that?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, they be
having a little,
you know,
I mean.
I'm almost
diagnosed though.
That might work.
That's a good type
of conversation.
Keep it going,
I don't know
what's with y'all.
Okay.
All right,
so how was the
Twitch last night?
I was going to
tune in,
but it was way
too late in the
night for me.
Oh, no,
Twitch was cool.
You did six
hours again?
Nah, nah,
I did three. Oh, shit. Just three? Just three. And they was like, yo, but it was way too late in the night for me. Oh, no. Twitch was cool. You did six hours again? Nah, nah. I did three.
Oh, shit.
Just three?
Just three.
And they was like,
yo, what's up?
I said, yo, fam, look.
Y'all want a pod tomorrow, right?
Mm.
I was like, all right,
never mind.
Go ahead.
Catch you next time.
Using a pod is a threat
to fans.
Yo, he is a terror.
He is a menace.
Y'all want pod?
Think about it, though.
If I could stay up here
for six hours with y'all
and then be here Sleepy as shit
You not get a good pod
Priorities
Or I can go to sleep
And come in here
That's priorities
Yeah I'm prioritizing man
You start playing games
On there yet
Nah
I'm
I'll tell you off camera
No
I'm not playing games
Right now
Gotcha
I'm still looking for a PS5
How much you want to spend
That's the problem yo you want to spend?
That's the problem, yo.
I want to spend $4.99.
Oh, yeah.
Good luck with that.
I know.
Let me know how that work out for you. Yeah, you're not getting that.
Nigga, a PS6 would be out before you get that.
That nigga's crazy.
I wonder how Longparks is going to keep this little frugal act up that he does.
Well, that's how you stay rich.
Yeah.
It don't be an act.
Some people just live like that.
I'm down to find out what he's spending on.
Well, the problem is I don't want a PS5
that bad. Me either.
I want one, but I don't want one to spend
a stack on. He's not me.
Nah, you wouldn't spend a stack today.
About eight. No. Eight? Today?
Nah.
Six?
For the digital? Digital.
That's a little high.
It's $2.99.
You spend about six for it
stop being cheap
I don't
I get that you
say that's high
but shit
this time last year
you was talking
$800
yeah no doubt
the problem is
I'm just not that
much of a gamer
like I'm not gonna
really use it that much
you don't need it
you get like an hour
a week or some shit
so you know what I mean
mine been collecting dust
for real
yeah I haven't been gaming as much
That's when you know
A nigga getting that wham
Right right
Getting that wham
I know
That's true
Tell him Alex
Are you good?
Tell him Alex
No that's not it
You're getting money
You got more things to do
Look
I don't got time
I have a two and a half year old
Exactly
That's what it is
Exactly
She takes a lot of time
That's on and off
She takes a lot of time
Grand Theft Auto Take a back seat When I get in a real Grand Theft That's what it is. Exactly. She takes a lot of time. That's on and off. She takes a lot of time.
Grand Theft Auto, take a backseat when I get in the real Grand Theft.
What the fuck?
What are y'all talking about, man?
What is going on?
All right.
Man, what's going on? What's the nigga talking about?
What happened?
What Grand Theft?
It's cool.
He got his Norc hoodie on, and he just get the thing.
He do look like a robbery is about to occur.
Yeah.
What's up, man? You got the Black Air Force on, too? Nah, thing. He do look like a robbery is about to occur. What's up, man?
You got the Black Air Force on too?
Nah, okay.
Oh, nah, if he did that, I'd love it.
Mike, what's the temperament?
Y'all got your pod posture.
We here.
Your pod, your tonality is right.
Yes, sir.
Outside voices.
Appearances making you look like you want to look, feel good inside.
Huh?
Yes, sir. You got your peppermint tea. Yeah, feel good inside. Huh? Yes, sir.
You got your peppermint tea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Melting pot, Starbucks.
A little lemon zest.
Medicine ball.
Medicine ball.
That should sound good when he described it.
It's here with some...
All right.
Don't start your bullshit.
So you could start...
Only you could start with bullshit, huh?
Because you came in on bullshit.
I did not.
Yo, you niggas is crazy.
And this is the pod.
Listen.
Go ahead.
I'm in a silly mood,
but I'm still with
the shits a little bit.
Did we figure out
where we start?
Oh, yeah.
I ain't like your little
pander meter you did on me.
I didn't like that.
You do pander, though.
But we all pander.
Then why highlight,
then I don't pander.
We all pander.
No, the other niggas
might be cussed.
It's not I don't
outside of the we all do.
That's the part
that I be addressing
with y'all.
If we all do,
then we all do.
Not highlight Joe,
but we all.
That don't go together.
But when the topic presents,
it can be punch,
you pander.
It's you pander.
We all been accused.
It's you pander. Yeah, yeah. We all been accused. Issue Panda.
Yeah, yeah.
We all get accused of Panda.
We all get at different times.
Who Ice Panda to?
Every drill rapper.
Jeezy.
Panda?
Panda to the...
I don't Panda to the drill rapper.
You keep saying to free.
Speak in the microphone, please.
You are saying to free the murderers.
What are you talking about?
762 got in. I know, bro know bro that's cool it's all right
but go ahead who else i expanded to jeezy pander again that's being a fan and pandering to different
things but go ahead kate for you pander for women i love women as do we all what's your point
i'm lost see i love i love when it's off me.
We know.
No, but it's always on me.
I thrive in that.
We never get to see somebody else be. See, I like this little ping pong y'all doing.
I like that shit.
Just you, huh?
Huh?
Just me what?
Just be always on you.
It's cool.
It's cool.
Yes.
Women.
Jeezy. Ice. Women. Okay.
Jeezy.
Gucci.
Gamers.
Oh, y'all just saying shit now.
Marvel.
Marvel.
Oh, yeah.
Steve Jobs.
MCU.
Eye niggas.
Eye niggas.
Yeah.
Eye niggas.
That's a double on top.
Both.
Yeah.
Both.
You good.
That boy good, man.
Your Apple Watch family.
The community with Apple Watches.
Apple in general
Who else you pander to?
James Harden
Embiid
Niggas bring us a chip
I'll pander all day
How about Parks?
Give me Parks
And then we can start this part
Cause we do have things to talk about
Rather than just sit here and be silly
Boom bap
Yeah facts
Everything on the news
Boom bap
Everything on the news
My nigga believes Everything on the news. Boom, bap. Everything on the news. My nigga believes everything on the news.
Because I got a vaccine.
You're going to stamp him.
No.
Nah, it's guns.
Everything on the news.
That's it.
He paid it to his wife.
Engineers.
He paid it to his wife.
Oh, every second.
What?
Of course. Every second. Hell yeah, I do. Oh, every second. What? Of course.
Every second.
Hell yeah, I do.
No, I'm not saying
anything wrong with it at all.
Nah, his wedding music
was too hard for that, yo.
If you heard the music
at his wedding,
no way you would think
She might have picked it.
It was a group effort.
She might have picked that.
I'm going to add to your pander list Oh man
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
Mike
Mike
I came in the world crying and fussing
Nigga we ain't have nothing
Every ghetto I know the same
We tryna make a little change
Preacher man come around talking
I don't wanna hear you keep on
I'm still on bullshit
I'ma put the powder in the pot
Shout out to anybody out there listening
Y'all know what the fuck time it is
Young boys in the back, are y'all good?
Alright, good
Shout out to there ladies listening
I'm on bullshit today What
What My niggas gon' slut every day He been talkin' that shit, I can't wait I am what I am What I'm not, see I never be
Niggas whoopin' up into me Catchin' back and puttin' him on TV
And if I sit down I'm pushin' the murder rate
My niggas gon' slut every day He been talkin' that shit, I can't wait
All my brothers killers nigga Mom step away from the speakers it's not for you right now
It's not for you right now mom
I had court today, told my lawyer fuck that case I'm tired
Played like bro up for three guns and the girl on the bro hand said they mad
I need Bruno home, only nigga I know that speak his mind
I told bro I need to get back
He say get back on with time
I ain't ducking shit
I done seen the main
I'll keep crunching
Can't even switch the whip
Show my hellcat lil' girl
I ain't gonna be trusting shit
I don't even trust my bitch
I just trust my switch
I don't even trust my auntie
Uncle, cousin
I don't even trust this shit
That dumb nigga
He ever get a bar
He ain't gonna never see
This gang shit
Run deep in my blood
Ain't gon' never switch
Smirky from the rack
Doody, he from Kankakee
Smirky love that switch
Doody love that 223
These niggas wanna diss
Fuck that rap shit, keep it in the streets
Why they be all on my dick?
They still mad for me and Kidd
They ain't never do shit to me
Matter of fact
They ain't never did shit to me
They ain't never do shit to me They ain't never did shit to me
They ain't never did shit to me
Why that nigga talkin' like he talk damn?
Who wanna smoke with me?
Who wanna smoke with me?
Who wanna smoke with me?
I told you
Who wanna smoke with me?
This how I feelin'
Who wanna smoke with me? I'm tryna. Ice, I challenge you.
I challenge you.
Relax.
Give me a record by next Friday.
Ice, if you got a record, New York City.
I'm putting this challenge out to you, Ice.
Give me a record by 7 p.m. next Thursday.
Happy Saturday.
We've got good weather this weekend.
It's a little rain.
Great weather Ayy
Ayy
Ayy
Ayy I'm on gas with my gun, I scream out what's happening to get the bus until it run, I All these niggas hiding like what they got, it ain't no fun, I
Seven six two, the biggest hell of knocking nigga lungs out
Atlanta prosecutor.
Been about 49 days.
I'm counting, niggas.
You went on Instagram, made your little announcement.
You wanted everybody's attention.
Been about 53 days.
Chill, yo.
Chill what?
Man, I'm the only nigga counting.
What about 57 days ago?
62 whole days ago.
Anybody chilling?
This album's dropping.
What the fuck they doing?
Hello?
Chill, bro.
Niggas scared to death.
You for real.
Niggas is scared.
Niggas is shook.
You serious?
All right, that's fine.
I ain't talking about how niggas feel about it.
I'm talking about her little timeline.
Because if it ain't, then you're cloud chasing.
You're cloud chasing.
Do the job.
And I'm sure it will be done done but we don't need no announcement
the fuck I said my Draco might be gay Why? Cause he blow niggas I just got a brand new lolly
There's a four nigga
Call me Nardo, yes man
When these niggas catch one, they catch one, boy
You can see your best man
You gon' lose your best
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Alright
Yeah, I'm stuck on niggas
Nah, I'm stuck on these bitches, I know
Yeah
Oh, no Yeah,. Oh, no.
Yeah.
Please.
Oh, no.
Bro, the last time I was on the spot, the DJ went from that to back in blood.
He ought to have been my next record, too.
That's why you want to be in a safe environment with a good DJ.
A safe environment with a good DJ.
Yeah.
What you want me to do with that?
Run.
No.
That's what I do.
I'm fine. The back door, the side door.
I see where he's
going with his set for the night.
Step outside for a minute.
I need to know what it is.
I got these songs in the car.
You know what? You putting me in the mood.
DJ, you're doing such a great job.
You putting me in the mood to listen to these alone and safe.
Like, I want to really enjoy the song without danger.
Let me hit these drops.
Y'all know who the fuck it is.
There's a lot of cosplaying out there.
It's really him.
It's me, for real. I know. There's a lot of cosplaying out there. It's really him.
It's me, for real.
I know.
There's been a lot of cosplay out there.
Hey, hey.
Oh, no.
I've been on these YouTube streets.
A lot of cosplaying going on.
There is a lot of cosplay.
Yo.
Yo, when I start doing this and y'all start doing that,
would y'all stop?
I ain't doing nothing.
No, yeah, stop. I'm just laughing at it.
I'm just looking at you, bro.
I don't think Ish knows what cosplay is either, so.
Ish, you know what cosplay is?
I'm not trying to be funny.
I'm chilling, bro.
He don't.
Yes, he does.
It's cool.
It's cool.
He does.
It's all right.
He definitely knows what cosplay is.
It's not role play.
I get the joke, though.
Similar.
It's along those lines.
Not role play, but...
Man, y'all don't...
If I don't know some shit, don't I say I don't know?
In a heartbeat.
Yeah.
He do.
He usually do that.
What episode is this?
Five, five, five.
Episode?
You better get in shape
Why?
Little five minute fail one
Might do you in
I'm telling you
Five minutes a long one
Five minutes they got me
That is a long fight
Five minutes they got me
Y'all better jump in it
Somebody go break
Break this right on up
Y'all got y'all
Three minutes
Break this on up man
I'm grabbing nigga by then
Get this nigga up on me
tell you what
this nigga's going
yo
my last fight was
about 8-9 minutes
it was not that long
6
at least 4
it felt like 9 minutes
no at least
at least 5 of those minutes
Imani and Vern
was just smoking hookah still
inside
during an outdoor fight
why you think Imani think I can fight cause he watching inside during an outdoor fight.
Why you think Imani think I can fight?
Because he watched me
against the street.
Nigga was hookin' away.
Oh shit, you're out there
fighting.
Oh, he got it.
He got it in my ass.
You niggas better drop that
hook and get out of here.
Them punches only feel numb
for like a little while
where you numb to it
Yeah
I don't feel nothing nigga
Fucking just dust
You better grab a pipe
My nerves
You better get a pipe
My nerves are shot
Stupid
Alright
5.55
Y'all know what time it is
Parks, Ish
Me, Ice
Corey is at Invest Fest Ish, me, Ice.
Corey is at InvestFest.
Ish is headed to InvestFest.
Look.
All you got to do is say something about Tyler Perry or nothing.
Ish, get out there.
Nah, just say money.
Yo, I don't even like the way that sounded.
Fix that up, though.
Fix that up.
What?
Yeah.
Say Steve Harvey or something, man.
But why?
I said what I wanted to say.
Nah, I know.
You cosplaying.
You guys fucked up.
Oh my God. Say something else, man.
Madea's cosplaying, right?
Yeah.
No, nigga. Yeah? No, what? No. It's not really. Yeah No nigga
Yeah
No what?
No
It's not really
It's not
It's role play
Nah you ain't tricking me
That's a pander
That's a pander
Call it live and a pander
It's not That's not It's not cosplay What's the pander? That's a pander? That's live and a pander.
It's not.
That's not.
It's not cosplay.
What's the difference, man?
Y'all are pandering right now.
Nigga, I just told you don't put me over. Then teach me.
I'm good, bro.
It's all right, Aki.
What y'all want to start with?
It's mad shit to get to.
It's mad shit to get to.
And I'm going to tell the truth on some of it.
Poquito.
Some of it I'm going to tell the truth on.
Well, new music dropped.
New music dropped.
We can start right there.
Not much new music, but a couple things.
Khaled dropped a record.
Khaled is back with another...
With his new single.
Another thing that Wyclef did first.
All right, I see what type of time y'all on.
I see what's going on here my club gotta come claim
his shit man
a little better too
huh
did it better too
who did it better
Clef
oh
boy
my heart is beating fast
yo my heart
yo
my heart is beating fast
everybody stop like
is you scared to shit whoa boy you scared me just now Yo, my heart. Yo, I ain't going to. My heart is beating fast. Everybody stop, guys.
Fish, you scared the shit.
Whoa.
Boy.
You scared me just now, buddy.
Don't do that again, please.
You know it was clever.
All right, gentlemen.
What the hell is this video you got on?
This is a video.
The video's dope.
Let's not get y'all speeding all over the place.
Let's get centered here.
The song came out.
Give me opinions about it. Stayin' Alive. Stayin' Alive is the song. Let's get centered here. The song came out. Give me opinions about it.
Stayin' Alive.
Stayin' Alive is the song.
It's featuring Lil Baby and Drake.
Let's really map this out for the people.
First single off Cal.
It's highly anticipated.
Something about God or something.
God did.
God did.
Cal, it is back.
And what you trying to do? Stay alive?
I mean, I'm trying to.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. What a minute. Wait a minute.
What is called God Did?
That's the album.
That's the album.
God Did.
God Did.
God Did.
I don't know what God Did,
but he did it.
All right.
Please continue.
Y'all trying to trick me.
Y'all trying to get me today
no that's the album
alright but just keep going
go ahead
alright so thoughts
fellas
we've all heard the record
we have seen the video
I think all of us
right
hook in the hospital
I didn't see the video
the video was alright
alright let's talk about the song
the song is
I'm never watching
another video
unless Thriller comes out
I'm not watching I don't Thriller comes out I'm not watching
a video
I like videos
videos make me enjoy
the song a little bit more
sometimes
I don't watch videos
because you're still like
I'm a YouTube
I'm a YouTube fan
I'd be on YouTube
like more than I'm on TV
me too
I'm watching
the hippos actually
beating the lions
I watch some of that too
I'm on there
my algorithm's all over the place
alright so come on
let's get let's come on what place Alright so come on Let's get
Let's come on
What do we think?
I think it's a cool song
It's cool
Pander?
C
Okay
I had very very very low expectations
For this song
Why is that?
Because
What's starting to happen
To me
Is when I see a bunch of hype
Around the record,
the record usually don't meet the hype.
So when I start to see a lot of extra sauce being put on it before the song even drops,
it kind of tells me to lower my expectations.
Wait, you saw a lot of sauce for this?
Yeah.
I didn't see a lot of sauce for this.
This was saucy.
I mean, I saw they teased the video.
Where'd you see a lot of sauce for this? I didn't see a lot of people talking about this. saucy I mean I saw like they teased the video where'd you see a lot of sauce
I didn't see a lot of people
talking about this
it was on the internet
showing the ambulances
and them niggas
standing in front of the ambulance
a week before
that's still sauce
nah that's not sauce
like some of these other records
we've seen
come on Ice
a week before
this is the new
this is
it looks like new standard
where
the label really
ain't spinning shit now.
Y'all go do your Instagram shit one week before and let's get what we get.
That's the whole plan.
Well, again, me seeing any of this usually just...
It's big budget.
They was in front of some fire trucks.
Video looked very expensive.
And a few ambulances.
Video costs a couple dollars.
And clean.
Video looks crazy.
The song don't really match the video.
I'm not even on the video because, like I said, I didn't see it.
I just had low expectations from the promo I saw for the song.
I feel you, though.
And when I did listen to the song, the first thing I said was,
okay, it's not as bad as I expected it to be.
Like, Khaled's been kind of missed on a lot of records as of lately.
Yeah, it's been a little bit dry.
Ever since he's been...
Khaled.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're not going to do that.
No, listen to what I'm saying.
Like, now Khaled is like a mega.
He wanted him.
And I think the effort they did, like it used to be.
I think Khaled gets off...
Not gets off, but Khaled...
Is more or less just saying, I can get these names now.
I can get this, and I can get this, and I can get this to happen.
And he does.
And the effort don't be there for the song. The song don't have to be the best song in the world.
It's just, I can do this.
You can't.
Okay.
That's kind of what I see from him.
And then I can get a bunch of these and make a project out
of it i think compilations are always difficult so i don't want to i don't want to put it out
like he's not trying because i think he is trying the man puts hard work into the craft and he gets
names that other people you i'm not saying that he's putting effort in getting the names uh-huh
not necessarily effort in getting the best records from these names or the best song that these names can make together.
Well, I think it gets tricky when you're dealing with Super Duper Stars.
You're kind of going to get what you're going to get for the most part.
Could be.
I don't think when you get the Drake vocals, you're going to be like,
nah, actually, could you?
You didn't really come like I thought you was going.
Yeah.
It would have to be egregious, I think, for him to go back and say, nah.
Could be.
I don't know.
I just know my expectations for Khaled Records lately have been lower.
And when I heard the song, I wasn't mad at it.
So it's fine.
It beat my expectations.
If we're just going to throw shit at the wall, then I want to know what Drake's epic deal is.
What you mean?
Is Khaled on epic?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Moving on.
So you think
Drake got a deal
with something over there?
Do you keep appearing
on his projects?
I think Drake
has a deal
with every one
of these labels
if you're asking me.
I mean
if you're asking me.
You're not going to
give us your take
on the song?
Oh. Alright. Fine. If you're asking me. You're not going to give us your take on the song? Oh.
All right.
Fine.
Let's talk about it.
I wish all these niggas would just come out and say, yo, I quit music.
I mean.
It would just make everything so much easier.
Like when Khaled told Timbaland to sit on the couch and let me spit this shit to you and they
taped it i was like all right he's getting ready for the big calid marketing push but that's what
calid is now no it was a uh a speech oh okay that dropped the same week of the album the song okay
but i'm saying calid is a marketer now he is that. That's what he is. He's proven himself at the A&R level, the artist level, the DJ level, the exec level.
I like how they was trying to play him when he did that little DJ snippet on Instagram.
This was like a month ago or whatever.
Well, I was there for him.
He's a good DJ, man.
He's a DJ.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a DJ.
I like that.
Yeah, he had to earn his spot on the radio.
So I'm aware of what Khaled has done. But today, for me, he's a market. I like that. Yeah, he had to earn his spot on the radio. So I'm aware of what Khaled has done.
But today, for me, he's a marketer.
He is.
So I didn't watch the video.
I don't care.
His videos usually be pretty funny, though.
He's an entertaining dude.
I will say he does put time and effort into making creative content.
Maybe more so than he content. This song is 12
seconds long.
It's 12
bars from him, Hook. 12 bars
from Baby, Hook.
Hook, fade out.
I have no opinion. It sounds
like a new version of Grease
to me. I can't get mad at them
for that. That's the game you kind
of, when you're up there you
playing that game with the algorithms and all that shit you playing the tiktok game hey don't
say that like what i'm saying says i'm mad at them i understand that but let's acknowledge
that you're no longer in the music business oh yeah or or the music business is now this. The music business has now transformed into this.
What that is, the music business.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
This is the new music business.
Heavy emphasis on the business side, I guess, if you want to put it that way.
It's still music business, though.
Big business, little music.
I feel you.
This is the new music business.
But not across the board.
Beyonce shit, even though it's not my genre,
was very creative and not short songs.
And there's bridges and a bunch of breakdowns
and crazy shit happening throughout the whole album.
Yeah, because to say this says that everybody's doing it.
And that couldn't be further from the truth.
Kendrick Lamar's put out a weird Broadway album
with all types of interludes and pianos and whispers.
I guess it was all over the place.
And he found some scribe and read it to us
or typed it out for us again on Instagram.
He found it.
Not gonna lie, Jesus, Mary, Jojo,
Mary took the lambs,
the three little pigs,
Humpty fell down.
Puffed and puffed.
One fish, two fish.
I was about to say One fish, two fish.
Kendrick, boy.
This nigga will read some shit off an ancient Greek pyramid wall.
Oh, yeah.
This is hieroglyphics right here.
Yeah, this was buried 9,000 feet underground on a scribe.
This is on the Georgia Stonehenge that got blew up my side knife with Moses
this was in a safe and only
a diamond crown from Tiffany
could unlock it
like the one
maybe Kendrick's the one
not gonna lie
Jesus, Jojo, and Mary took a nigga
20 years to find mother I sober.
I wish he would speak English.
I wish he stopped talking to Romeo and Juliet.
The fuck is wrong with this nigga?
Rap has truly helped my expansion of self beyond the perception of who I believe to be.
On JoJo.
JoJo. JoJo.
Music is heir to a young nigga at this point.
Mr. Morale.
I feel you.
The catalyst of my self-expression.
Right.
I'll never forget the process
of falling in love with imperfection.
Never.
The piano.
Ding, ding.
My fans.
The stories of reconciliation I hear.
From penitentiaries to small villages.
That I visit in my off time.
I'm just adding shit now.
Some words, Will.
Where he went that they was taping him everywhere when he wasn't doing shit?
Haiti?
Ghana.
Ghana.
All right, forget it.
Forget it.
Some words will find you today.
Some will find you in 10.
Talk about it.
Find your children type shit.
Wait.
You lost where your children were?
No, these words will help you and these words will help Your children find themselves
Oh okay
I thought he lost his kids for 10 years
I thought he was going somewhere else
Sitting in the corner
Like an old book
Just chilling
I'm forever underground
Same bro
Infiltrating the mainstream
Sometimes
A la carte
Sometimes when I feel like it
These cities still beautiful to watch
On JoJo
Illy Okay okay These cities still beautiful to watch. On JoJo.
Illy.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
This nigga the only nigga with an encyclopedia in his house still.
On JoJo.
On JoJo.
Nah, that's on JoJo.
Nah, that's on JoJo though.
Jo.
Nah, JoJo.
Are you talking about you?
JoJo.
Oh, shit. That one's all coming full circle. He wasn't talking about me. Him and Nah, Jojo. He's talking about you. Jojo. Oh, shit.
That was all coming full circle.
He wasn't talking
about me,
him and Sy
bitch,
you know?
I don't understand
what none of that
shit says.
We're not supposed
to understand that.
I understand
what it says.
Butterfly.
What did it say?
He's saying,
I fell in love with music.
He's thanking the fans
or whatever,
but then he's also saying,
I fell in love with music. I do what I do. I, but then he's also saying, I fell in love with music.
I do what I do.
I'm underground, but I infiltrate as I want to.
I do my thing.
Fuck y'all.
I'm the man.
And you might not get it now,
but my shit is art.
All that.
Your kids might get it.
He's talking his shit.
Yeah, he flexing.
He said that shit in Cam Newton.
Like, nigga, just say it.
Say it.
Say what you're trying to say to say dog Nigga walk around
Wearing thorns bro
You think he gonna talk like
You see him do the
Disappear act
That was fly
That was fly
That nigga wrote that
And disappeared
That's fly
Nah that disappearance shit
Was fly
Cause I watched that shit
Like a hundred times
Trying to see that
Yeah me too
I slowed it down
Look what y'all were home
Trying to figure out.
That's it, man.
You can't, you know.
When you ever disappear.
Yeah, word.
In the middle of talking, just gone.
While holding a little puppet.
Then I'll give you a little JoJo speech and keep it moving.
And they ain't seen you since.
Rap.
That Callie record, man.
It's cool. It's cool It's cool
The R&s is better than the song
We the best music
He had some good R&s
Tried me a hundred times
Wanted me to lie
Wanted me to cry
Wanted me to die
Real life
I, I, I, I'm stayin' alive
I'm stayin' alive, I'm stayin' alive, I'm stayin' alive
Another one
Yeah
Try me a hundred times
Wanted me to lie, wanted me to cry, wanted me to die
DJ Khaled
I, I, I, I'm stayin' alive
I'm stayin' alive, I'm stayin' alive, I'm stayin' alive
How she in love and she been over once It's not like I know no for months This life of the lie made me take what I want I'm not mad at her, yo.
It's cool.
No, you know what happens?
Huh?
Whatever you do on the EQ side,
make that shit sound way better than it sounds
everywhere else in America
that shit didn't sound
like that earlier
the J.B.P.
need
yo
that shit sound alright
right now
when I heard that shit earlier
it wasn't hitting
I'm just realizing
what you meant
when you said
it sound like
a Grease record
sound like a song Grease I thought you meant when you said it sounded like a Grease record. It sounded like the song Grease.
I thought you meant the soundtrack
Grease.
That's what I'm talking about, yo.
No, I mean
Grease, the record.
We the best music!
I'm thinking some technical shit.
That joke in here that I can't hear.
Another one.
I like the beat, though.
DJ Khaled!
Come with me.
Leave all of your things, yeah.
You can stop at Gucci, stop at Louis.
I actually agree.
I like Grease better, I think.
That sounds good.
Try me all the time.
Right?
Yeah.
I'm not off on that.
Wanted me to lie, wanted me to cry, wanted me to die. Real life. I forgot about that record. Yeah, that one. Wanted me to lie. Wanted me to cry. Wanted me to die.
Real life.
I forgot about the Grease song.
I forgot about that record.
Yeah.
That one kind of slipped under the radar.
Well, that's the first thing I thought when I heard this.
Another one.
I never heard Grease enough times to remember that.
Try me a hundred times.
Kind of.
Wanted.
Close to what I was saying.
Yeah.
That package ain't been.
Is Drake falling off?
Falling off.
I know.
It sounds like a weird question.
Yeah, it sounds like a weird question.
And I...
And I preface this with,
even if he is,
he's landing higher than a lot of people.
Of course.
But that's still...
I still want to ask.
I think he might be bored, yo.
He may be... He's too busy for this shit
I would say if anything
oversaturated
oversaturated maybe
I could
I could argue
I don't know if I would say
fall in love
so maybe that's why
the step into the
dance album
yeah for sure
let me do something
challenge myself
do something different
that Drake dance album
gets better to me
every time I play it
same with Beyonce shit which is why it's hard to say album gets better to me every time I play it. Same with Beyonce shit.
Which is why it's hard
to say he fell off.
To me.
I think he just bored and rap.
With the features,
I'm sure he probably
is just on some,
hey man,
I'll do this for you.
You my peoples.
Yeah.
I'm close to never wanting
to hear him and Lil Baby
together again.
I mean.
I'm close to it
enough now
like stop being friends
but see we can't
that's not fair though
because
I'm not trying to be fair
what are you talking about
I'm just saying
because everybody said
that about him in future
I never heard that one
I've heard that
I never heard that one. I've heard that.
I never heard that one.
I'm tired of that.
And then it's like, all right, cool.
I heard it a few years ago.
Now I'm working with this one.
I'm tired of that.
Like, what the fuck can I do?
Like, I get somebody.
I get a little chemistry.
We put out a couple joints that work.
And now y'all want me off onto something else.
Every time we link up, we do all right.
That's why I say it's not fair.
All right.
Yeah.
It's a nice hospital.
Yes, it is.
For the sake of me and my children,
please respect the privacy of my family.
At this time.
At this time.
At this time. At this time.
At this time.
At this time.
I hope Khaled redeems himself
because that last album
did not really do it for me.
So I'm looking forward to him.
I need another Wild Thoughts.
That's, you know what I mean?
That's summer.
Yeah.
Listen.
I'm holding him to his own standard.
That Wild Thoughts summer.
Now granted,
I heard the story about
what he had to do to secure that.
I'm sure it's a nightmare.
Anytime you're dealing with the megastars sure it's a nightmare. Anytime you're dealing with the
megastars, it's a nightmare probably.
Layers upon
layers of samples. Ever since
Tyler
beat him out and
the cover was, the curtain was
pulled back and we realized that Khaled was
they. Oh man.
He ain't been the same.
I'm not going gonna go that far
it's the truth
but I do understand
what you're trying to say
I won't say that though
I can say it
cause it's the truth
with that being said
I hope this album does
it is what
we were expecting
but you know
you gotta show me
is this Khaled's first release
with the bundles
being taken away or no?
when did bundles bund taken away or no? When did bundles went away?
Bundles went away 2021.
He dropped his last album.
Was that last year?
Last year.
2021.
Yeah.
So that was.
Oh, right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
True, true.
All right.
Good luck to everybody.
Yeah, no doubt.
I'm sure the record will work To some degree
We're gonna hear it outside
Definitely
Oh yeah
It'll be real quick though
Maybe so
Sometimes they fool you
They not running that record back many times
Sometimes they fool you yo
It's a short song
That's what I mean
Going to sleep in October
I'll give my dick suck to that record
Oh man
I'll give my dick suck to that record oh man I'll give my dick suck to that
that changes the experience
the record mean more to me
I'll give my dick suck to the family guy
theme song player
I don't care what's going on
siren
what's wrong with you
I might draw the line
to the family guy
why don't you find some class
I don't care what's
background noise
that's family
you are disgusting every day I learn just how disgusting you are what's background noise that's family yeah you were
Ice you were
disgusting
every day I learn
just how disgusting
you are
what's going on
Eminem drop
the deluxe
from 05
yeah
a deluxe
of Curtain Call 2
yeah
the greatest hits
greatest hits
it's the second half
of the greatest hits
I'm reporting on
wildlife for the rest
of the pod
yo what the lions of the pod.
You know what the Lions did?
The Isles did.
What they did after Idris Elba went down there.
He added a new record to this, though.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
It's a record with him and 50.
It's old or new?
It's old.
But it was an unreleased record.
Okay.
So he added it to The Greatest Hits. Is it dope? No, it's not. Damn. So you added it to the greatest hits.
Is it dope?
No, it's not.
Damn.
It's not.
It's not a shot.
It's just not a good record.
Even for that time.
Because M2 is usually actually have a pretty high
Yeah, I understood
why that never came out.
That's all.
I didn't even look at it
because once I saw
it was greatest hits,
I'm cool.
I don't do greatest hits.'m cool I don't do greatest hits
you think I don't do
greatest hits
you don't think I did deluxes
I super don't do
greatest hits
damn
you a snob yo
yeah
sheesh
I like the album cuts
I don't want to hear
all singles
I don't want to hear
Monster for
2022
I'm not reviewing
Eminem's
05 greatest hits album
before I discuss Brittany Griner
won't trick me
sorry
it's no beef
but nah
and not that I have much to say about
this, this is politics
it is, unfortunately
Brittany
Griner was sentenced to 9 years
damn
in Russia prison for drug smuggling Unfortunately. Brittany Griner was sentenced to nine years. Damn.
In Russia prison for drug smuggling.
It's unfortunate.
I think she just got caught up in a time where we was just beefing with Russia.
Like, I think that if we wasn't beefing with Russia, she might have got a slap on the wrist.
Maybe, yes, maybe no. I'm just saying, this is my my personal I think they made an example of her
because we are
already at war
you know what I mean
like at odds with them
I don't know if she
gets nine years
if this is four
or five years ago
overseas
they don't play
they gave her the max
but they just gave
a teacher
14 years
for having weed on
like they
they gave her the max
they just don't play
when it comes to that shit.
And I keep, you know,
people saying,
oh, it was only this,
it was only,
they just don't play.
Now, granted,
us being at odds with them
ain't gonna make it no better.
That's what I think.
I think they,
but I don't think
it would ever have been
a slap on the wrist.
Some of these places
do not fuck around.
I agree.
It's still at their discretion
though but I agree
I feel like I remember
stories of people
getting like
death penalties
for weed
in Thailand
or some shit
like back in like
a thousand lashes
and all that shit
in Singapore
and all that
they don't play overseas
I don't know
but prayers to her
and her family
I went to
you know a little bit
we've traveled overseas
like you know
to not take the weed in the airport
because we might land somewhere
where they don't play with that shit.
That's real.
That's true.
Not as real.
You just can't do certain shit in other places.
When I used to be on tour in Europe
with whoever I was out there with at the time,
we would just have to throw away weed
or whatever the fuck.
And not get on the airplane with this shit.
In a heartbeat.
That's how I found them good mollies
in Sungaria
or some shit
wherever we was
somewhere to throw
them out
you just walk
by the garbage
and say
holy shit
that's molly
oh hey molly
how are you
nah you land
in one of them
other places
and they start
giving you the
origin
this is where
molly was
really born
and discovered
it was that
volcano
and I was like
oh
nigga
go over there
I'm in room I'm about to over there I'm in room 2105
here's my room key
leave him under the pillow
stupid yo
nah this is it's unfortunate
I went to uh
Kyrie had a charity basketball game yesterday
and he gave a big speech at the halftime
talking about Brittany and...
Wow, TGIF.
I think TFI.
TFI.
Thanks for the advice.
TFTI.
Oh, okay, I'm like, what the fuck is TFTI?
TFTI.
That's your acronyms, right, yo?
But also, thank God it's Friday.
And thank God it's Friday.
No, I went to...
Kyrie had a charity basketball game yesterday in New Jersey.
TGIF.
TFTI.
TGIF.
TFTI.
Thanks for the invite.
Where'd you go last night?
I would have loved to go...
No, it's a bed.
You're lying.
I did.
You're lying, though.
Well, it's cool.
I was home
I wanna go
I wanna go
I wanna go
You're so stupid B
Yeah I was home
I believe you
At some point
I went to the hookah spot
And then I went home But that don't some point I went to the hookah spot and then I went home
but that don't really count
that's not like
really going out
if you say so
anyway you were saying
nothing
school
you went to the Kyrie game
Lil
he do a charity game
Kyrie can play for
Isha not the Nets
he can play for Jersey
in charity
I'm joking
you know what I mean
but
he gave a speech about the Brittany Griner shit and Moment of Silence and all of that.
He related it to racism and United States politics.
Got it, got it, got it.
Hopefully, they're still trying to work out the deal with her and the dude.
Yeah.
What's my man's name?
The Merchant of Death.
That's crazy that you get nicknamed that.
You know how much shit you got to do to get nicknamed the Merchant of Death. That's crazy that you get nicknamed that. You know how much shit you gotta do to get
nicknamed the Merchant of Death? I think
this is politics. I don't think that she'll do nine
years. I think that they're negotiating behind the scenes.
I think it's politics. I don't think it's
racism.
Because you said you said racism. Makes sense. I personally
don't think this is racism. Like I said,
they just gave a teacher. Kyrie's not here to defend
himself, yo.
You right.
And the earth might be flat. We don't know. Kyrie's not here to defend himself, yo. You right. And the Earth
might be flat.
We don't know.
And it's spinning faster,
so.
That is true.
Yeah, that was
the biggest crock of shit.
That the Earth
is spinning faster?
Yes.
Why?
Seems like time's
going by quicker,
you know what I mean?
It was just a year ago
to Dipset Locks vs.
Boy, y'all just
vomit of topics, huh?
Y'all just spewing them, huh? Y'all just
spewing them out.
Can y'all slow down? You don't think it was spinning faster?
Like they recorded
the day's length, I guess.
It was literally like milliseconds less.
So...
I didn't know that. And that's why I think this is
a crock of shit.
Y'all had me. And then it was
the average Earth's day is,
look, 86,400 seconds.
This one was 86.399.
Like, shit, no, no, no, no.
Stop.
I'm busy.
I'm with you.
I'm busy.
They said it slowed down
for the past however many millennium
and sometimes it goes faster
and it's never the same.
So this does, in fact,
seem like bullshit.
It's all bullshit. They just be needing shit to fact, seem like bullshit. It's all bullshit.
They just be needing shit to publish.
That's it.
It's all bullshit.
I mean, it's interesting.
It's not important, though.
Once you learn that none of this shit matters, life is just so much smoother.
Yeah.
None of this shit matters.
Yeah.
Nothing.
At all.
I still got to pay taxes, right?
All right.
All right.
Now, what did you say?
That shit you just said?
Oh, no.
I just said, because you said it seemed like time is going fast.
I said, yeah, it's been a year from the Dipset Locks versus.
And that don't feel like a year has passed.
Not at all.
I actually rewatched it.
For real?
Yeah.
The whole thing?
The whole thing.
We watched it a couple days ago.
Still one of the greatest
Verses
Ever
I think that was the one
Jada said that
It was worse
What
Watching it again
Sheesh
It was worse
Jada said that
Since that verse is
Every single thing
He touches
The price has gone
Up tremendously
He reworked his deal out
To where he getting
Better rates and all that shit
From the label They like reworked his shit out to where he getting better rates and all that shit from the label.
They like reworked his shit since the Versus.
So that's dope.
Oh, pause.
That's dope.
Love to see it.
Love to see it.
And in that same interview, he gave some game to anybody else that's thinking about doing a Versus.
He was like, yo, take this shit serious.
Yeah, he did.
And that's where the mistake a lot of people have been making.
You know, I just put, all right, these are my 20.
This is my playlist.
This is what we're going to do.
Not thinking anything about your opponent.
Right.
It's like, yeah, this is my records I'm doing.
And he was like, he don't do that.
He got multiple playlists.
If they go here, then I'm going to go to this.
If they do this, I'm going to go to that.
Like he said, when Juelz said the shit about the girl songs,
they already had that in the tuck.
Just in case they went
Left with that
They already had it
They had the freestyles
They had this and that
Depending on what
The Dipset niggas did
And what they played
They already was ready
That shit was masterful
It was
That shit was masterful
And it makes sense
For artists to actually
Spend time
Mapping that shit out
Because if you kill it
People aren't gonna go back
And listen to your shit
If you bomb
I'm pretty sure In some of the cases in these verses where people have bombed they didn't get that same
bump that i don't know why you would sleep on the platform i don't know why you would go to
verses and not want to do your best especially when it gets a million million plus views plus
impressions and all that you might not be used to it. You might really go there thinking, yo, I'm going to put my 20 together,
my best 20,
and this is an unfuck-wittable 20.
I think these niggas' egos play a part in that shit too.
Facts.
Like that Omarion shit,
I just thought this nigga's ego
just was like,
yo, I could get up there
and pull my shirt off
and I'm going to win.
Well, I hate to break it to you,
but most artists,
you can't tell them nothing.
Oh, true.
You know what I'm saying?
But when you're standing across the stage
from a nigga that you can't tell nothing to.
Think about how many artists be like, nah, this shit going to ring off.
This shit going to ring off.
Play my new shit.
And it's like.
Crickets.
Yeah.
Ja did that.
We don't.
But.
No, I'm just saying.
Anything else from the.
Oh, no.
I was just.
Time is moving fast.
Yeah, time is moving fast Yeah time is moving fast
And it was
If you do watch it again
You'll see this
This is
It's worse on the rewatch
That's all
It was bad
I remember it being bad so
Yeah but that's all I had on that
And
No give me a little theory
Pussilonymous
Pussilonymous Nah not at all i asked i posed a question to joe
on the way here i said yo you think versus might really be over at this point like i know we've
said that but they might have hit that bump and i say that because uh back in i believe it was april
they had put out what was coming for the next couple months.
We talked about a couple of those.
They had a bunch of shit blurred out.
There was a Juneteenth versus of
blurred out. Then they had
in July,
it was the first ever record label
versus. We were all trying to guess what labels
would occur.
Nothing's happened in July.
I mean, no record label versus has happened
in july we got some other ones and then for august 8th on that list it was 808 day august 8th and it
had which we assumed to be two producers doing the verses i mean that's only a couple days away
and i ain't heard nothing about that either so the the big highlights that they were highlighting kind of disappeared and then they
gave us a couple of other versus battles they gave us a latin versus so i was just wondering if if
things are looking a little shaky over there i don't last time i said it was over versus we got
a very entertaining versus so i'm uh i'm gonna not But, hold on, let me also that comes with the news
that people are upset
with Triller.
I haven't heard about that.
Oh, Triller had promised
a bunch of black creators a lot of money
to sign with them
and people have come out, there was an entire
report on this that
they ain't been getting paid.
I feel like every single company during the 2020 summer promised black people a lot of money.
And I don't know if we've seen any of that come to fruition.
I could be wrong.
Could be.
I don't know.
I think with the verses, personally, what's happening is touring more so even than last year is kicking up for a lot of
artists so it's probably a lot harder to get artists
to commit to doing shit
I can't pay
the black creators and give you all
the boxing matches that I give you
sorry pick your
poison buddy
I paid for verses
you seen what the dip set just did with the locks
sorry black creators but keep creating though I paid for verses. You seen what the dip set just did with the locks?
Sorry, black creators.
But keep creating, though.
But keep creating over here, though. That's what they be saying.
That's what they say.
They say they lock.
I say some real shit.
Yo, one of the boxers is black.
The whole room just gets tipped.
Nah, nah.
Because I was reading some of the people that they were interviewing,
and they were like, yo, the contracts that they have with Triller, it's time-scheduled posts you must make regardless.
So people are like, I'm still doing this, but we invoicing, and we just ain't getting no money.
So I was like, I still got to create, though.
I'm in breach of contract.
So yeah, keep creating, but I'm running off on the plug on you niggas.
Heesh.
Ain't that the music business?
Yeah, kind of.
Kind of, sort of.
Pretty much.
All right, Shade's off now.
Uh-oh.
Shade's off now.
Uh-oh.
Blockers is off.
He here.
Yeah, I did it.
We here now.
God damn it.
All right, what's not important?
Because who cares about any of this shit?
Y'all don't care about the music.
I hear it in the songs.
Neither do I.
And I'm wasting my fucking time reviewing this shit when y'all spent two seconds to make it.
I don't know when y'all drop no more.
I don't know who streams where, who's signed to what.
I don't know nothing about contracts.
I don't watch videos.
I don't listen to the radio.
What the fuck am I sitting here talking about y'all for?
And you know what we should do, yo, from now on when it comes to the music shit, bro?
Yo, y'all just put y'all music out.
If it's good, we'll talk about it.
Kim drop.
K-E-M.
I care about that.
How about y'all?
If some good shit come out, we talk.
Yeah, Kim drop.
But anyway, yeah, let's liven this up.
It's a weekend.
These niggas is on bullshit.
I'm on bullshit, too.
Now, what's funny?
I mean, we could get the Kid Cudi kicking Mike Dean off the thing.
If you want to get the funny petty that's newsy.
The beef continues.
It spills over.
No one's safe.
Everybody ops.
Everybody ops.
Cudi ain't playing.
You just want to go up there and play synthesizers
and have a good time, smoke some weed.
I also want to highlight that we just get new.
We don't fact check shit.
Like, they post some cryptic shit and we just assume what it is.
Oh, no, he clarified it.
Oh, he did?
Yeah, if you dig into this.
Kid Cutty appears to have kicked producer Mike Dean off the lineup of his upcoming Moon Man's Landing festival.
On August 3rd, Dean shared a statement to both his Instagram and Twitter account that read,
looks like I won't be playing Moon Man's Landing this year.
Someone canceled me.
LOL.
Thanks.
That's all.
Hashtag immature.
All right.
The beef continues.
Cuddy said, I don't give a fuck.
I'm doing stadiums this weekend.
No. No, Mike Dean don't. He's open up for weekend. He don't give a fuck. That'm doing stadiums this weekend. No.
No, Mike Dean
does.
He's open up for
weekend.
He don't give a fuck.
That's what Mike Dean
said.
I don't care.
Fuck that festival.
Yeah, nigga.
I don't think Mike
Dean has had a
shortage of work.
No.
At all.
He just put out
an album today.
Like a compilation
with Pigeons and
Planes, I think.
It's a bunch of
new upcoming acts.
It's actually dope.
And I'm done.
I want to know what y'all be beefing about.
What is at the root of this beef?
I mean, that would be interesting to know.
I wish you niggas start telling the truth.
Yeah, right.
I know.
You asking for a lot now.
Niggas to tell the truth over the beef?
It's usually one of two things.
What?
Money and women.
That's it. Money and women. That's it.
Money and women.
That's a fact.
And it might not even
be in that order.
Now with these megastars
it'd be ego.
That'd still usually be
tied to money and women though.
Money and women.
Now listen
for the sake of my children
please respect the privacy
of my family
at this time.
We can get into that if you want to.
Because every time I say something about the Cuddy shit, they're going to hate me anyway.
They're going to hate me about everything.
I know.
Speaking of children.
Neo had a side baby.
Neo, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm in the news.
Yeah.
What he wanted to do
You did it
We'll get a nigga there
Allegedly
Nigga
Come on
When the girl sound like
She really might not
Come back to you
Like it's over for real
You did
You went crazy
She ain't just
Find the text in the phone
she found some
other shit
it got wild
yeah
that ain't just
oh you know
connect the dots
and Ne-Yo
come on yo
stop
pull out
it's hard sometimes
I'm not saying
pull out
cause I mean
I wanna identify
I understand
not pulling out yeah I mean, I want to identify. I understand not pulling out.
Yeah.
I can relate.
Yeah.
He just renewed
his marriage vows.
Okay.
With a baby on the way.
Either she been new
or he the illest nigga
in the world.
I was about to say
that might be swag.
I want to know.
I want to know is all. We'll never know. Who nigga in the world. I was about to say, that might be swag if you, you know. I want to know. I want to know is all.
We'll never know.
Who's in the car with Terrence J?
We know that.
I know it.
Yeah.
Never mind.
I know the side baby mama too.
You know too?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's the homie. She mad cool. I'm a baby mama too. You know too?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's the homie.
She mad cool, I can see how that would happen.
All I'ma say is,
I respect the privacy.
There you go, there you go.
All I'ma say is, that's what I'm gonna say is all I'm gonna say is
just direct all your
anger smoke to Neal
don't send it at her
set aside
I don't know about her
sense of humor with that stuff
she ain't no joke
that might not be the
issue you looking for
yeah
you know chicks
when they act mad
mad at the other chick
yeah
this one
leave it alone
just let's address
Neil with this one
I'm so messy
yeah yeah yeah
that's the line
it's one of those
go play with someone
we don't have time
to explain
current hip hop
and pop culture to you
yo
is that what you're doing
yes
well he's not on air
yeah
I'm just listening
to you fam
as you age
you just gotta become
Mr. Messy Boots
and be in everybody's business
that's what you do
as you age
oh okay
I mean when you think
about it
I mean
be real
that's what
that's what Big Mama
and the group
they in everybody business.
I know y'all know all your neighbors, T and shit, too.
No, I'm just saying.
Oh, don't act like y'all don't be on your ring cameras looking at what the neighbors are doing.
No.
Niggas do that.
Yeah.
Especially if you got the ring camera in an apartment building, what you doing?
They already taping the hallway.
What you taping?
I know, I know, I know, I know.
You taping your neighbors.
You taping your neighbors for you to have access to the vid to laugh at whenever you want to.
When you choose to just be at work.
You're going to catch them regardless.
Look at this nigga stumbling in drunk.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yes, bro.
They want to see who's stealing your package.
It's a wild shit happening out there.
Fuck that.
But if in the meantime I catch a little argument or something,
we'll see what's going on.
It's the times we in.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's some other nosy life.
Wait, so you was at the Kyrie game.
That means you seen Hansel?
Yeah.
Up close and personal. Who's Hansel? You don't have no review? The one-armed dude. Oh, okay you was at the Kyrie game. That means you seen Hansel? Yeah. Up close and personal.
Who's Hansel? You don't have no review? The one-armed dude.
Oh, okay. One-armed basketball player.
So you come in with no review or nothing,
huh? When I started talking about the Kyrie
shit, y'all niggas sounded like y'all wasn't interested,
so I shut it up. You were the worst fucking story
telling in history. Yo, Kyrie says
the poignant shit. Yo, you had to hear it.
But you were at the game
and seeing the one-armed nigga in person.
Come and give it to us.
Is it ESPN-like, like we be saying it?
Nah, he tough.
Can we steal the ball from him?
Nah, it's hard.
I think that it's going to be hard for him in a bigger league.
Because he tall, but he slim as fuck.
Like, he mad skinny.
So I don't think his body, you know what I mean?
He got to put on some pounds.
But he was giving it up.
He didn't look out of place.
He didn't look out of place.
He wasn't dominating.
Because he was playing good niggas, though.
He was playing, like, them niggas.
Like, Isaiah Briscoe played for them when they went to Kentucky.
If you dunk on me with one arm, I'm not ever coming back to the park again.
Nah, he...
Kyrie threw him an alley-oop on somebody.
I don't.
He almost caught it on him. They hacked him.
You wouldn't have almost caught nothing on him. Yeah, at all.
Fuck you talking about. That nigga dunked on you.
No, he wouldn't. You crazy.
I'm not crazy. Joe, that nigga would dunk on you.
No, he wouldn't. Alright.
Your little five-pounds. I'm with...
I'm with Joe. I don't care what you say.
Your little five-six-five. Call it whatever you want.
Ain't gonna do nothing to that nigga. Yes, I would. That's true.
Two words for you. Which is why I wouldn't get dunked on.
I'm low bridge.
I wouldn't be nowhere near this nigga.
You'll move?
I wouldn't be there.
I'm low bridge.
I'll play dirty at that point.
I got two arms, man.
I'll push that nigga right out the air.
Take that.
Now you good on, bro.
Now you good on, bro.
My ego's set up.
You're not dunking on me.
Now you good on, bro.
Look what you did.
Playing with Joe.
Play with Joe if you want. See, I'll be popping shit on the court to him, too. They're going did. Playing with Joe. You can play with Joe if you want.
See, I'll be popping shit on the court to him, too.
They're going to dunk on your ass.
Both of y'all.
Joe, you 5'6".
7'.
You make me shorter.
You should go.
Yeah, I'm 5'5".
I don't know how to feel.
You wear a size 9 shoe.
I'm talking about.
I don't let niggas with a size 9 shoe just shrink me in height.
A 9 is what you wear.
It's not a 9.
I could never find those in my size.
You were all little cutesy girl sneakers.
A size nine.
Don't preach to me about your manhood.
What size sneaker your girl wear?
In women's?
Seven and a half.
Okay.
I just wonder if y'all work close to the same size.
I said we're a 10. And that's fine. I'm cool. A'all work close to the same size. All right, so we're at 10.
And that's fine.
I'm cool.
At 10, oh, you grew.
Oh, shit, you got...
In the last month.
Oh, shit.
A little growth spurt.
I love when that happens.
Or you're just wearing floppy toes.
Is that what 46 is like?
No, shit.
A whole nigga spurt.
Social security spurt. Oh,. The old nigga spurt. Social security spurt.
Alright, what else is unimportant?
Let's get to all the girl
stuff. Ice wants to know,
I'm putting it all on Ice.
Ice wants to know what you do when you
meet a girl and she's cool and y'all vibing
out and then she lets you know that she has a boyfriend.
Oh shit. What'd a boyfriend? You know. Oh, shit.
What did he say?
What'd you say?
You know.
You know.
He said you know.
I don't know
and millions of people are listening.
Fill us in.
Hey, Boogie.
Come on.
Y'all are on the podcast.
Say how y'all would feel first.
You're on the podcast too?
Yeah, you're on the podcast too.
He's on the need to know.
He's talking to you guys
on the big podcast.
Why would y'all feel?
And he's right.
Personally, if she's going, she let me talk to my nigga.
She want to dance.
Nigga, I know how to cha-cha.
That's not, I don't have nothing to do with her, man.
If I don't know that nigga, I don't owe him shit.
What's your problem?
You want to have a real conversation or not?
You up?
Dog, that's her man. She's obligated to her man
Her loyalty is to her man
So if she want to give me some ass
I'm taking it
Ta-da
Alright
Ta-da
Try me a hundred times
Wanted me to lie times wanted me to lie
wanted me to cry
oh shit
you're not wrong though
yeah you're not
you're not wrong
I'm waiting for
everybody else to answer
y'all said we want pot
let's pot
I'm trying to find out
when I would find out
about her man
she might
she might be telling you
letting you know
two weeks in
three weeks in
y'all vibe
I'm deaf
shoot you ain't hear that shit Two weeks in. Three weeks in. Y'all vibe. I'm deaf.
You ain't hear that shit at all.
I didn't.
What man?
I thought you said a friend.
Yo, I never told you I can't hear nothing.
I don't even hear, yo. That started with M.
I'm good, right, with the reading of the mouth?
You never knew.
What the fuck you talking about
I'm not asking
I don't hear
I don't know
I was preoccupied
I don't know nothing
about a man
I don't hear nothing
I'm deaf
and
and if she's gonna do that
then I just assume
that
alright I know what you're doing
you dog whistling to me
you letting me know
that as soon as you clip him
you can go home and clip him.
And then you're free
for a little while.
Then you'll get back with him,
but we'll get the shit out the way.
You lost him.
You know girls always got
a backup of who they want to fuck
when they're tired of you for real.
Oh, no.
You think it's only us?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
It might not even be that.
She might not be...
She just might be like...
She ain't clipping him.
She's not clipping him.
She in the middle of a relationship.
Yeah.
She ain't going nowhere. She ain't going nowhere. She letting you know you know yo i got a nigga so yeah this is gonna hit a cap we only gonna do this what are you talking about oh you mean they're gonna cheat
no no way yeah yeah no not my not my baby no way I cheat your baby. A cheat?
Nah.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
But if she must.
And then come lay with me?
And rub your back till you fall asleep?
See, I don't give you
a rub my back then.
Come on.
You're mine now.
Yeah, come on.
You're going to steal his hands.
What he did.
How you going to steal his hands?
Yo, that's crazy.
Listen, man. If she want to give him. How you going to steal his hands? Yo that's crazy Listen man
If she want to give him
Is that what we have for that?
We're all on the green
That's the consensus
So what fuck that nigga
I guess that is the
Young boys
That's the consensus back there?
Yeah
Damn
Cause I don't want her to lose him
I know
I'm going to try and fix it for you
See that's why you can't be too good to her
Don't come hounding me
You can't be too good to her though And't come hounding me. You can't be too good to her, though.
And then she start thinking of possibilities with you over
him. Listen,
I'd be bad. Unless it's fire, though.
I used to think I was
being bad to them, and they still would come around
and stalk me for the next two years.
He too nice. Who, me? Him.
Oh, dude. Yeah, no, listen. I have
been scared faithful.
Y'all heard of scared straight?
They locked you in a prison somewhere?
Dog, you can't.
You can't cheat.
You can't cheat.
You can't.
There's cameras everywhere.
They all want attention.
They all want to talk to each other.
They all want to be seen or heard from or put an album out or a mixtape or do a podcast.
You can't. Dude, they all want to fuck.xtape or do a podcast. You can't,
dude,
they all want to fuck.
They want to take a trip.
They want a bag.
They want to be a lyric,
a song lyric.
No,
they'll stalk you.
They'll come to your house
for the next two to three years.
You'll fuck for a couple months,
but they know your schedule.
They know your barber shop appointment.
They know your doctor. They dropped you off there one day before. Come on, y' they know your schedule. They know your barbershop appointment. They know your doctor.
They dropped you off there one day before.
Come on, y'all know the fuck.
Oh, no.
These girls done got good.
They extort you.
No.
Yeah, they'll get you.
They'll get you.
They'll get you.
They'll get you.
Yeah.
They done got good.
They done wazzed up.
Y'all go ahead and keep cheating.
You're going to pay for it.
Y'all go ahead.
That's crazy.
That's why I can't be so, I can't feel so bad.
That's why I can't be so I can't feel so bad like
Once you agree to get married
You know that's going to be an expensive cheat
Yeah
It's going to be an expensive cheat
That's true
That is true
They're probably
They're never going to get caught
They're already
We always get caught
They're already throwing out the code words
That's letting you know
Get ready for a big time negotiation.
I do not work.
I plan to stay home forever and take care of our three, count them up, three minor children.
I also am used to a certain style of lifestyle living. Quality
of life. Quality of life.
We can't see a decline there.
Yeah.
Pretty little thing over here. There has been
irreversible
unreconcilable
I will never
go back.
Call your accountants.
He got it. I don't. I'm down
right now. Listen.
Oh, man. Speaking of that, y'all see what happened
with Exhibit?
He tried to hide the money and she found it.
Oh, man.
And they went back to court
and she cracked him.
Damn, X.
I think he was like his cousin or his brother or somebody.
He surely knew where he was hiding it at and was like, yo, he's stashing it.
Oh, it's all cash.
He's making money through this.
And they found the money, bro.
I see what you're doing.
All right.
Ish is not going to InvestFest.
I'm funny I don't care what y'all say
I don't care if y'all get tight in the face
Go ahead
No I didn't hear the story
But nah yeah
And they said
Pimp my ride wasn't real
Wow
Look what you're doing to my childhood
Damn
They wasn't really pimping the ride
Nah
Getting they pimped back
After the show.
Hey, give me that speaker, nigga.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Get my fish tank back, nigga.
Take the paint off, all that shit.
Yo, you can park it right here,
right in front of the shop.
The show's over, cut.
Oh, that's nice.
I got to stay off YouTube, stupid-ass gadgets.
The real reason Quincy and Mike stopped working together. Oh, that's nuts. I got to stay off YouTube. Stupid ass gadgets. The real reason Quincy and Mike stopped working together.
Oh, God.
You got to click that.
Come on.
How do you not?
How do you not?
I see that.
I'm clicking that.
What happened?
What happened?
I don't know.
I didn't finish it.
I didn't finish it.
You ain't finished it?
I got a phone call.
So?
Not you.
You go back, nigga.
I'll be busy watching the animal shit. If I see that, I'm stuck. No, the animal shit. That's'll be busy I'm gonna go animal shit
if I see that
I'm snowing
the animal shit
that's all my algorithm
show me
is the animal shit
and
animals
sports
the painful truth
about Tevin Campbell's
upbringing
like
all of the old
R&B singers
yo
what really happened
with the Jhane
breakup
all of those
all of those
and boy those stories.
Y'all better go
click on them shits.
I'm too busy.
I'm too busy
watching Komodo
Dragon videos.
Like,
yo,
what the fuck is this shit?
Yo,
them Komodo Dragon.
They don't play.
They don't play.
I'm like,
no,
where can I get one
of these shits?
Where you gonna put it?
Nigga,
I just walk around
with it on a leash.
This shit is ridiculous.
Nah, they don't play.
Alex, what are you doing?
You're going to fuck up the whole pod.
Nigga, that shit like, what you McCarley, you said you a punch in the face.
They ain't they cousins.
What?
Them fucking sea lions.
That's they little cousin.
I don't see it.
All right.
That motherfucker ain't no joke
Nah he get busy
I don't know what you
A sea lion
And a Komodo dragon
They cousins
I don't wanna smoke
That shit
You pushing me to pimples
Can y'all tell me
Why Saha keeps talking about me
Still
Is that what he's doing
The pod wars
Is still active man
You got a pod
He don't have a pod
Maybe one coming
Where he talked about you at On a pod On a pod. Maybe one coming. Where you talked about you at?
On a pod.
On a pod.
Pod Wars continue.
Pod Wars.
See, you wanted Pod Wars, you got Pod Wars.
Yeah, you invited the smoke.
It's all over the place, too.
Actually, I got a couple Pod Wars.
But me being American, I took offense to that.
Where you got Pod Wars?
There's more Pod Wars.
One of your nemesis is going through it right now from Podden.
What happened?
Who?
Alex Jones, man.
They got his ass.
That's for that Joe Boudin.
Yeah, Sia was on Big Facts.
Anytime they put a mic in front of this guy, he's going to talk about me.
And I wish he would stop.
You know why?
Because you talk about him back And I wish he would stop. You know why?
Because you talk about him back?
What's the headline?
So I had a friend's challenge.
It's Joe Budden to a rap battle.
Meet me on the stage.
No.
But what I'm saying is,
I don't know how long that podcast was,
but that's the headline.
That's true.
You get what I'm saying?
They fish for whatever's going to bring some people in. Nah, big facts get the tea out of niggas.
They do.
They do.
And niggas always just go up there
and fall for it.
I don't have anything to say about that.
What do you say about it?
Nigga put your 200 up.
That's what he said?
Put 200 up? He said he got 200 for him
it's not a bad day's work
nigga
man
might be a long
long lunch nigga
they did say the winning
lottery ticket was in Chicago
alright
alright
I mean I haven't seen the face of the winner yet
but this is a little
suspicious to me
Saad the prince
should not have this type of disposable
income him and Shakira
should be investigated
Saad said he's taking have this type of disposable income. Him and Shakira should be investigated.
Saha said, he's taking offense because I'm a 45-year-old podcaster that's
saying that he's better than him, and that's an insult
to the craft. So he can't let me say that.
Let's just have a wrap-off. And he's
consistent with his, I compliment
him one day and then diss him the next day.
What's wrong with that?
You do. We like
Sy High as the rapper.
Why you can't
like somebody one day and not like
something about him the next day? How old is Sy High?
37. He's older.
37. Only but four years
apart.
But we ain't gonna rap, so he should stop.
Maybe if you pod
while he raps
I just am over
the fictitious
like the fake rap
rapper beef
or the fake anger
like none of this shit matters
you're the chip on his shoulder
I am not
I am not
his EP is a chip on my shoulder.
Fucking EP is a fucking scratch on my back in a bad spot.
You got to get that back scratcher for that shit.
Got to dig in the drawer and get the extendo.
The hanger.
Oh, no.
The back.
The one. Oh, no.
I got the real shit. I got the real shit. You ain't got that? The hanger. I got two. No, nigga. The hanger. Oh, no. The back, the one. Oh, no. The old TV antenna?
I got the real shit.
You ain't got that?
The hanger.
I got two.
No, nigga.
You are 75 years old.
It's not.
You just go to Amazon and get a back scratcher.
I'm going to get you one.
I'm good.
The shit like the old TV, the rabbit ear antenna.
I know what you're talking about, nigga.
With a size nine foot, how much do we have to get you to carry before you fall over?
You think?
Honestly.
How much weight you think it'll do before you tip over and fall down?
Because your toe, you can't support much.
With your size nine foot.
Come on, what else is unimportant?
Alex Jones, man.
Alex Jones.
You want to get into it?
Alex Jones. Do you want to get into it? Alex Jones.
Do you want to play the clip from him in trial?
Man, lawyer tore his fucking ass up.
His lawyer tore his ass up.
His lawyer threw the alley-oop to the other lawyer.
Put that shit at the rim.
Right here.
That was ridiculous, yo.
That was crazy, dog.
Nah, me and my lawyer, we got to go out back.
After that
You hear that little whoopsie
Whoopsie ain't gonna do nothing
Yo he said
Yo the lawyer read it too
On his lawyer
He ain't even had to tell
Said Mr. Jones
Do you know how
We got this information
Your lawyer
Mistakenly sent the email
Yeah just outlined everything
Gave it all to us
He was sitting there like
He was trying to find the angle.
He was trying.
The judge was like, no, no, sir, answer the question.
So you did get my text messages.
And the second you didn't, nice trick.
Yes, Mr. Jones.
Indeed.
You didn't give this text message to me.
You don't know where this came from.
Do you know where I got this?
No.
Mr. Jones, did you know
that 12 days ago, 12 days ago, your attorneys
messed up and sent me an entire digital copy
of your entire cell phone with every text message you've sent
for the past two years and when informed, did not
take any steps to identify it as
privileged or protect it in any way.
And as of two days ago, it
fell free and clear into my possession.
And that is how I know you lied to me
when you said you didn't have a text message
about Sammy Hogan. Did you know that?
See, I told you the truth. This is
your Perry Mason moment. I gave
him my phone.
Mr. Jones, he needs to answer the question.
You don't know the question?
No, I don't know what's happening. But I mean, I told you.
I gave him the phone over.
And you said
you searched
your phone. You said
you pulled down the text, did the search
function for Sandy Hook.
That's what you said, Mr. Jones, correct?
And I had several several
different phones with this number but I did yeah. Well of course I mean that's why you got it.
You had a few phones with this number. My lawyer sent it to you but I'm hiding it. Okay.
Mr. Jones, just answer questions there's no question. Mr. Bengtson also only asks questions.
Mr. Jones, in discovery, you were asked,
do you have Sandy Hook text messages on your phone?
And you said no.
Correct.
You said that under oath.
Yo, dawg, do you know what perjury is?
I was mistaken, but you got the messages right there. You know what perjury is? I was mistaken, but you got the message. It was right there.
You know what perjury is, man.
I don't need to hear any more of this.
So you bought the bottle of beer at 7.15, right?
Yep, yep.
Holy shit.
7.15.
He tried it.
7.15, right?
He tried to pot his way through, man.
Nigga, yo, he be watching you.
He had the rhetorical questions in it and shit.
Yeah.
He moved up gold.
Yo, you broadcasters
have to be careful
of
the shit that you report
and how passionate
you are
about these takes
this was another
one of those stories
that for years
I was just like
I don't know
if I ought to put that
out there
it's a bold story
this is fake
and those are crisis actors
and he doubled
and tripled down
yeah yeah yeah
he went on for years
he went on for years. Years.
He went on for years. He used to let up.
Called us idiots.
How could you believe that?
Made fucking videos trying to prove his point.
See, that's what happens when you got a radical fan base
who believe in the conspiracy theory, wild shit.
It's like you got to feed them.
Yeah.
So you kind of fell victim to that.
I got to play this game, but
realizing that shit costs.
You can't just go out there and be saying no wild shit like this.
They said $4 million, but that's just
the start. The punitive damages
or whatever are going to start adding on.
He said
anything over $2 million
would sink his brain.
Wow. You got to say that.
I know.
I don't know what type of doof for a lawyer he had.
What a whoopsie.
Nah.
I sued a lawyer.
Me and the lawyer still going to throw hands.
No, I would sue the lawyer.
And I'm going to sue my foot out of his ass after a while, too.
Nah, you got to bust that down with me.
You got to pay half of that.
Well, I'm not paying you
I can't afford to pay you now
he already ain't getting paid
yeah he not getting paid
get my retainer back
all that shit
nigga like what
do you think it's a slippery slope though
yo
and the nigga said listen
not only did they make a mistake
they didn't even fight
to not have us
once they saw the mistake
go through they said
they ain't say nothing
throw up the hands and walk away
yeah but he was like
he could have marked it
as privilege
you didn't try
this is attorney client privilege
they didn't even do nothing
and they covered their asses
they did everything
the right way
hey look
I know we ain't supposed
to have this
yo check this out
you know you sent us
the whole shit
right
it was a certain amount
of time
cool
shit lawyer might have been like
I know what I sent you
nigga do it
we done watched enough scandal and all these other shows sometimes somebody slip you to
the smoking gun right there wow we're supposed to tell him it came from me idiot just play the
card i gave you that is true while we are on this day i spoke with the family of brianna taylor
this morning they were informed that the Justice Department has charged four current and former Louisville Metro Police Department
officers with federal crimes related to Ms. Taylor's death. Those alleged crimes
include civil rights offenses, unlawful conspiracies, unconstitutional use of
force, and obstruction offenses. The four defendants were charged through two separate indictments and one information.
Earlier today...
Let me get the round of applause.
Better late than never.
Four current and former Louisville police officers involved in the deadly raid of Breonna
Taylor's home, including detectives...
No, keep my goddamn round of applause going.
Including detectives who worked on the search warrant
and the ex-officer accused of firing blindly in their home
had been charged with civil rights violations and other counts.
How do we feel about it?
I love it.
We're familiar with the story?
Of course.
Absolutely.
I'm happy.
Rest in peace, Breonna Taylor.
Yeah, it's about time.
I mean, hopefully, I never have faith in the fucking justice system actually prosecuting police or anyone in the law enforcement field.
But I do hope that we see something come to them for this.
That shit was fucked up.
There's no other way to spin it.
Yeah, I think the dude that, that I think that, I think the dude that,
that's my opinion,
I think the dude that shot,
he gonna get off,
but the other two dudes
gonna go into jail.
The ones that falsified the report,
they going to jail.
Because the whole premise
behind the warrant
was based on some bullshit.
So they going to jail.
Oh, okay.
But the dude firing,
you said you still...
I don't think he gonna go to jail.
Really, why?
Because from just when it was going on in real time, but the dude firing you said I don't think he gonna go to jail really why because from
just when it was going on
in real time
allegedly
that particular state
and that particular municipality
has
no
no knock warrants
yeah
so when they
exercise the warrant
homeboy starts shooting first
allegedly
that was in the house
he starts shooting first
and they fire back that is the story that was given please don't but that's the, that was in the house. He started shooting first and they fired back. That is the story
that was given. Please don't.
But that's the story that was given.
So I think he gonna get off. Because
exercising a no-knock
warrant is not illegal in that particular state.
But the niggas that falsified
the information to obtain the warrant,
I think they gonna go to jail.
Or be found guilty.
I hope you're wrong.
Me too.
That sounds like a crock of shit.
Yeah, it ain't about me, but.
If I execute a false warrant, then I should be held responsible.
No, the people that got the warrant.
You get what I'm saying?
They had to execute the warrant.
If I gave it to you, you just going to do your job.
Do your job.
Yeah.
I get what he's saying.
So?
It should still be like a manslaughter or some type of shit.
It should still be some type of murder in the second, whatever the fuck.
I'm not, I won't be mad if you go to jail.
But they said he willfully used unconstitutionally excessive force.
And I guess the slippery slope comes where, like you said, if it's return fire,
what is excessive, what is not excessive?
I won't pretend to be an expert on the laws out there.
I do not know.
I know a young black woman was asleep
after a long day of work
and her boyfriend was doing his best
to protect the sanctity of the household
and her
that's what I know
however the law
wants to divide that up
we'll find out
more will be revealed
which kind of is
just second amendment right
that's what I was just about to say
it's protecting
that's literally
tyrannous government
that's literally what it was
absolutely
yeah there's too many laws
in play here
for me to pretend
I know what's going on
I'm just glad that
they're spending the money to go out and get these people.
I saw a lot of people saying, oh, why is it not a murder charge?
And from what I understood, murder has to come from the state.
Like,
that federal charge.
They couldn't charge them with murder.
I don't know.
That's what I was reading about.
For murder, you gotta have a motive and an intent.
So you gotta intentionally
go out to kill somebody. You gotta have a motive to do so. And if you got to have a motive and an intent. So you got to intentionally go out to kill somebody.
You got to have a motive to do so.
And if you don't have motive and intent, you're not going to be able to prove murder.
So you can't say that the cops, when they went there, they intended on killing.
I think it's degrees of murder too, right?
I think it's second degree.
But murder, the charge in itself, you have to have motive and intent.
Got it.
The first degree shit is premeditated murder, et cetera.
Got it.
Okay.
Anyway.
All right. Cool. But I'm happy that they didn't give up. intent got it the first degree shit is premeditated murder etc but got it okay anyway all right but
i'm happy that they didn't give up like when shit happens to black people they just typically sweep
that shit under the rug they kept going and going and going and so that's a great thing that they
you know what i mean like it had some result i want to shout out to those who kept out in the
streets and kept protesting all of it like yo sean Like, yo, Sean King needed the Nobel Peace Prize damn near.
Debatable.
Yeah.
Very debatable.
I would have said
some other names.
But,
just people didn't
let this die.
Sure.
Like,
they kept this going.
So,
I'm,
you know,
got some results.
And we'll keep monitoring
this and see what happens.
Rest in peace,
Brian Taylor.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I'm going to hit the round of applause on that.
That was a nice feel, good story.
Good to get a few of those across your news feed every once in a while.
Hell yeah.
Alex Jones shit, not to go back to it, but do you think it's a slippery slope of freedom of speech and shit?
As we're all members of the media, like it or not?
No, I don't think that's freedom of speech.
Explain.
Even if it is.
I think there should be a limit to freedom of speech
if it's damaging to other people's shit.
I think there is some,
I think it's libel, slander,
some along those lines.
I just think that
that freedom of speech shit
is a little different
when you're just out here
lying and causing mischief.
You know what I'm saying?
That's just a different ballgame.
I think that you shouldn't have that, right?
Yeah, it's the weekend.
Yeah.
Ice, you want to talk about your Mace theory or question?
No, well, I heard Mace is signing.
Mace said he's signing to Death Row Records, which is Snoop's label.
Why are we around him with balls, man?
It's nice.
And it's just weird to me.
I'm seeing a lot of mace from a person that's usually quiet and not on the blogs and not in the news cycle.
And I'm like, it seems like he's saying a lot of stuff to just get his name out there.
Like, I see the video of him and Cam on the phone and them tagging each other and shit.
And then I hear this and he's saying he's going to get that Tupac thing rekindled.
What Tupac thing rekindled?
That was my question.
These just seem like he's saying things that are going to get him coverage.
Everyone else does it.
Okay, if everybody jump off a building
you gonna do it?
no I'm in the music business
I'm trying to
he's in the music business?
yeah
yeah
we did a three week deep dive
about him and Fabio
that's part of the contract
I'm talking about him
he's in the music business
that's the music business
alright
so yeah
I'm trying to get hot
I'm gonna do whatever I gotta do
to get hot
and bring publicity and traction yeah, I'm trying to get hot. I'm going to do whatever I got to do to get hot and bring
publicity and traction
to whatever I'm doing.
I ain't mad at that.
Pepsi sell commercials.
That's his commercial
for free.
I ain't mad.
Fuck.
And Snoop is a good
home to be under.
Snoop is a great home.
You know what I'm
saying?
I'm just, we'll see.
I mean.
I don't, I see this
as just attention grabbing. I don't, I'm not going to call it clout chasing, but it's attention grabbing. I mean. I don't. I see this as. It's just attention grabbing.
I don't.
I'm not going to call it clout chasing.
But it's attention grabbing.
I agree.
I just don't see nothing wrong with it.
I hate when I see that.
Yeah I'm with you.
On this one.
On this one I'm with you.
Mace.
I hate when I see the legend.
Mace retired early.
He didn't really get to live out his run the way he was supposed to live out his run, I don't think.
Mace, the entire time, has battled Harlem rumors of why he left.
Mace has made it clear that Cam is somebody that he loves,
and he was sad about where their relationship went.
So when they put out the
vid of him talking to cam i was happy for mace i know that was important for him uh him getting a
record deal anywhere i'm happy for mace that's why the run of because well yeah that's why i
meant the death row part oh and the thing about this is being attention grab your cloud chasey i don't
have a problem with it because it's not particularly hurting or shitting on anybody or doing anything
that in my mind is nasty there's maybe a little bit of uh a little bit of salt towards puff being
the bad boy death row history but first of all that's not the same people or yeah yeah things
anymore so um but i mean if that's someone who he people or things anymore. Not at all.
But, I mean, if that's someone who he has a longstanding feud with, I mean, it's not inflammatory, super fucked up to Puff.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, maybe a little bit of salt, but nothing crazy.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah, I'm not mad at some of the older guys getting their shot at a second run.
And I'd like to see Snoop do it more, honestly.
You can even appreciate him and the vulnerability he showed on the Drink Champ shit.
I mean, not Drink Champ, Gillian and shit.
When he was like, yo, Cam, that's one of my biggest regrets.
Like, dog, I knew the nigga since I was a kid.
He held me down when I popped.
That nigga gave me clothes when I was a kid. I was a kid kid. He held me down when I popped. That nigga gave me clothes
when I was a kid. I was a little dirty nigga. Cam
was the spoiled nigga. He gave me clothes
and he just thought I was doing it bigger than I was.
Yeah. You can appreciate
that. Honesty and vulnerability.
So to see them kicking it is dope
to me. I like
it.
Off of this, quick tangent from
Joe. I really wish all of culture would stop exploiting wendy
williams what happened nothing happened okay i thought you told me nothing nothing happened
people have been exploiting wendy williams and her likeness for the past year and i just got to
sit and shut up and watch it but stop it yo y'all should not be putting a microphone in front of
wendy williams y'all should not be putting a microphone in front of wendy williams
y'all should not be putting a camera in front of wendy williams wendy williams should not be doing
an interview for your new show your old show well y'all should not whoever's out with wendy williams
should not let her sleep in the louis vuitton window uh she shouldn't do phoners like i don't
understand i don't understand they've been banking forth all week about is
wendy williams married uh to some guy or not she said she was married to some african i don't know
because that's not what mattered to me then her spokesperson came out and said no she's not married
she misspoke she came back out and said no fuck my spokesperson said i am married like none of this
needs to be going on
and she done did
a whole lot of interviews
where she just
hasn't sounded herself
I'm not speaking
on nobody's health
but I wish y'all
stopped recording her
that's what I wanted to say
y'all should feel nasty
about it
fuck y'all show
ew how y'all treat people
at some of the
later
latter years
hey Joe
these niggas ain't got no morals.
Well, I know that because I watch people die and I watch y'all re-upload your YouTube videos
and splice them up and try to monetize their death.
Y'all don't care about nobody.
These niggas don't care about nothing.
I'm clear on that now.
It's just painful to watch sometimes.
Agreed.
That's all.
It's just painful to watch.
Ew.
Yeah, these niggas just care about
anything for the clip
they don't have no opinion
on the Prince shit
what about Prince
and all his estate shit
uh
I do
but I respect the
privacy of the family
at this time
Prince had no kids
had no will
they divvied up the
they divvied up the estate
between siblings
six step siblings
mm
and that's why we've been getting all the releases places that he probably wouldn't want releases to be gotcha they divvied up this state between siblings. Six step siblings.
That's why we've been getting all the releases,
places that he probably wouldn't want releases to be.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Yo, that's the other tough realization,
like the harsh reality.
No matter what you say you want to go on,
after you go,
you ain't in charge of what go on after you go and if
after you go
it's big business time
like if you a big business
like in death
you make more than
not in Prince's case
but when you died
whatever you own
it's valuable
yeah
that's why
they say
you really gotta
write down to a T
what you want to take place
like you really
gotta write it down
to a T
that's almost impossible
with music.
Why?
Because sometimes
it's a feeling on
when I would release something
or maybe I would
never release this
because it's not up
to the power of my shit
but to someone else
they'd be like,
oh, this is incredible.
But to him,
he might have hated
something about that shit
and never wanted
nobody to hear that shit.
True.
But it might be worth
$10 million or more.
So the person that you
left it to might feel
the need to push it.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Meg versus the label.
I don't know much about it.
Ice put me on again.
She went on a-
Yo, all of these are non-facts, by the way.
Again, back to my earlier point.
These artists say something.
We got to figure out what the fuck y'all are talking about.
Because I don't even know who she's talking about. i don't know who she's talking about either that's
the crazy part she just says i can't catch a break my label hates me and my shit always leak
at this point just invite the hotties to the studio and shoots like i didn't know what leaked
this could be a joke to me like she could be joking around no No, she kept going. Like, she, there was more to it,
but
whatever the rest was,
whatever else she said
didn't definitively say
what was being said.
It was more cryptic shit.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something.
If we had,
if we already at the part of the book
where her label hates her,
then meet me on Patreon
in a few months.
I didn't know we were at that part of the book yet.
I hope that she's lying.
That's all I have for that.
If anybody wants to progress this conversation.
I don't know nothing about it.
You can leave it alone.
I can't see what would have leaked.
The single?
Like a single leak?
I don't think a single leak hurts them.
I heard some people saying it was some pictures
from like a video shoot
for this.
But the single didn't leak.
Like, I don't know.
I didn't see anything else.
I looked to see
if there was anything else
she could be complaining about.
If somebody uploaded
some shit somewhere.
You know how they'll upload
something with another name.
I checked.
I didn't find anything.
So, I have no clue but i also then she
came back and said i'm just talking shit but see you know that's what happens when and i haven't
heard the future record i haven't heard that at all that that's what happens so now i gotta do
something else i have to start talking i have to get some traction going because ain't nobody talking about this record everything
a rollout i didn't say it i didn't say it that makes sense though that make mad sense let me just
clear up something there and then roll out that roll out is a term for when you and your label people get together and figure out how you want to start introducing your project and what it's about and lead up to its release.
Rollout is not when you don't have your label support and now you are on your own just figuring out how to get something to get some traction.
And I think we use it wrong a lot.
We do.
In culture.
That's not a rollout.
We do.
And soon I'm going to come in here with the it's over list.
That list is still hovering up there.
I can see it without that James Webb telescope.
The it's over list is coming.
Some of y'all
trying to manufacture
this heat on your own
and
it's tough.
It's tough to do.
They're not getting label support
so they got to do it on their own.
Well, everyone has to do it
on their own.
Some of these niggas
are not putting out
good product.
Sorry.
That part.
And not for nothing.
Because somebody, take it off Meg, there's some artist that's getting every look imaginable.
So the label's doing what they supposed to do.
We getting you here.
We getting you here.
We getting you here.
We getting you here.
We can't make people like the music though.
Right.
That's the one part we can't do.
People are getting a little bit more savvy finally in the last couple years with the internet where they see certain shit and be
like i have him like this this is this is fake this is manufactured we can see through it and
it's kind of it becomes kind of annoying yes you know i'm saying people start to feel like yo you
you you you're insulting my intelligence at this point now i don't even even want to fuck with you. I think Ice is right though.
Because even if you was doing
all the antics
and all the shenanigans,
if you were still putting out fire,
motherfucker's going to just
gravitate to it if it was fire.
Go back to what Joe said
about that future
Drake and Tim's record.
Ain't nobody,
yo, we got one.
I still ain't seen somebody promote it.
And fam,
everywhere I went,
I hear that record.
Makes sense.
They treat that shit like it's a secret track.
It's just going.
Yeah.
Like, that's what the good music.
Nah, I said I'm agreeing with you.
These niggas proud of being mediocre.
Yep.
Because they're chasing, they're playing the algorithm game. They're playing the quick replay
or what can,
what's catchy
that they can repeat
for a TikTok video.
Niggas ain't trying to make
good music no more.
Hey, y'all don't care.
I don't care.
I hear you.
I definitely don't care.
All right, what else we got?
Goodell said nah.
Roger Goodell says nah.
Ain't no six games, nigga.
Fuck out of here.
We got a product to sell.
I don't get the point of hiring the independent party
to investigate these things
if all you're going to do is object to it
and you have the ability to
and you're the final say amongst anything that happens going forward.
That's true.
Is it really?
And you just picked the new judge.
Yeah.
Roger Goodell.
He's right.
He's a powerful guy.
Is it really a neutrality situation if I can still overturn what the fuck y'all want?
Yeah.
I might as well just pick the punishment.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I guess it covers his ass to some degree. Yeah I might as well Just pick the punishment Yeah
Yeah
I don't know
I don't know
I guess it
Covers his ass
To some degree
No like think of
Like have some type of
Not six
We're gonna do eight
You know what I'm saying
That's all it is
It does
If the arbitrators
Had three games
And he agreed to three games
Three games would've stood
Yeah
Dudes had six games
And he like nah
So why the fuck
Hire an arbitrator
In the first place
And they say he's Leaning into it Cause for protection I in the first place? And they say he's leaning to it because it's for protection,
I think like Park said.
And they say that he might land it around ten games.
Yeah, I think he's just going to add a couple on.
I don't think it's going to be indefinite like was rumored at one point.
I don't think it'll be a whole season, although it could be.
I think it's going to end up at eight, nine, ten games, something like that.
And that way he can say, well, we looked at the six.
That's what so-and-so got and so-and-so got.
But this is a little more egregious or a little less egregious than what other
people got.
So I'm going to land here.
It's just a way to give him.
Never thought I'd say this.
I like the Browns no matter what.
I like the Browns if he's out for 10 games.
I like the Browns if he's out for six games.
I don't like the Browns if he's out for the season, of course.
Not 10 either.
No, I'll take 10.
So look.
I'll take 10 with that D line, that O line, and that running game.
I like how they fare.
By the time that the wild card race, you'll be in thick pursuit of it,
and we're getting one of the best quarterbacks in the game back.
Their first six games are also pretty easy.
They have the Jets, the Panthers, the Falcons.
They're going to handle them.
They got a couple of the teams. They're going to handle them. They got a couple of the...
They're going to be all right.
I think the Browns are going to be all right.
But check it out.
So now, I was reading some people with some theories on this.
This could be a money issue here.
So you know the way his contract is structured, he don't really lose...
He doesn't lose anything.
Right.
His back is loaded.
But if they suspend him indefinitely, right?
Mm-hmm.
And then he turn around and appeal it, which he probably will.
Yeah.
It can come to a point where he actually ends up playing this season because the ruling don't come until later, and then his suspension will kick into next season.
And now it's affecting the real money that I'm getting.
Right.
Which I think is what Roger Goodell probably wants.
And that's what they're trying to do.
I can see it.
which I think is what Roger Goodell probably wants.
And that's what they're trying to do.
I can see it.
Like saying basically
if he gets a smack on the wrist
for six games
he only loses a half a million dollars
and that's not punishment enough.
That's not punishment.
Right.
And instead of saying
I want him suspended for the season
because if you suspend him
for the season
he might say
I'm not appealing that.
I'll take it.
Right.
And I'll lose a mil.
I'll lose a mil
because I come back next year
and that's where the money is.
I got 229 more coming to me, so fuck it.
So we say indefinite.
I appeal that now this is going to play out a lot longer.
Now you're cutting into the real money.
Yeah, makes sense.
Makes sense.
I'm just gearing up for fantasy football draft.
Same.
We're same.
I got some guys.
Theories.
I got some guys.
I'm putting our league together probably this weekend.
Yeah, please do.
I didn't even realize we were here already.
Yeah.
They already did the Hall of Fame game last night.
Yeah, that's what really.
Football back.
Yeah, it's back.
Yo, these kids are going back to school Monday.
Yeah.
I didn't realize the rest of the country, they do so much later.
What?
What? Or so much earlier, rather do so much later. What? What?
Or so much earlier, rather.
August 8th, August 10th.
Kids going back to school.
There's school shopping out there.
My baby, one month away.
September 5th.
September, yeah.
Well, different schools.
I'm just saying, we here.
It's time.
College is time already, but that's all.
Albums coming out.
I was looking at the pre-order list.
Tank is dropping
I went to check the date
August 19th
oh shit we in August
we creeping to August
Alicia Keys dropping again
August 12th
oh shit
summer the whole does
summer's out of here
shit is crazy
if you ain't been
see
if you ain't been gearing up
for your fall
for your fourth quarter
for your early 2023
if you've been out there
trying to have fun
in the summertime
That shit is over with
If you're like
Really an adult now
Yeah
It's done
Summer fun
It's done
Your fun is when you travel
Or when you get
The homegirls together
That fuck the same niggas
Or fuck the crew of niggas
You have your little fun
Other than that
You don't want to do that
With that monkey running around
Which monkey?
That monkey
That monkey
Oh that monkey.
It's over for the
whoring.
It's over for a lot
of shit.
Can I say which
monkey to white men?
You got, this guy
knows no boundaries.
Oh my Lord.
Anyway, monkey pox.
Somebody tell me why
I'm supposed to be
afraid.
Yo, I read a clip.
The shit was funny.
They was like, yo,
motherfuckers wasn't really
even scared with COVID.
Niggas will take death,
but they won't take being ugly.
That's fact, though.
Yo, fam,
did you see them shits?
Yo.
Them shits look nasty
as a motherfucking boy.
Hey, hey, hey,
you say that as a joke.
I think that's why
they released this shit.
Like, all right,
y'all wouldn't take
The other shit serious
To let us vaccinate y'all
Right
We're gonna make you
Niggas ugly
Now come in here
And let us jab you
Nigga go in there
For some ugly
Nigga go in there
To get the jab
But that's my serious question
What does this do
Beside make you ugly
Nothing
That's about it
But that's enough to
I think if you
I've heard that
They can get in your eye
Go blind
Like shit
Can probably go left
if you don't treat it
or,
you know.
Fam,
I know some of the past,
some of the internet sensations
that the baddies have fucked
over the last 10 years.
I ain't worried about,
I'm not worried about
monkey pox
disturbing the groove at all.
I think I'll be fine.
Oh my God. I might get even more. I think I'll be fine. Oh, my God.
I might get even more.
They're going to go buy the Poo Shiesty mask.
Ooh, now what?
Now what?
Now I got a Poo Shiesty on.
Why are we fucking?
You can't see shit.
Hey, yo, dawg.
What about the scars?
What about Neosporin?
Cocoa butter.
Yeah, fuck you, dawg.
You ain't got Vicks in your bedroom nowhere?
Vicks for the scars.
Grab the Vicks.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what y'all talking about.
You ain't got a fucking Dominican, you can put Vicks in anything.
A blackhead, a pimple, a fucking root canal, a toothache.
It's Vicks right next to my bed right now.
Put Vicks in anything.
I ain't got a lot of Vicks in my nightstand right now.
And next to mine.
I don't know what you know.
In they household.
Oh, oh, oh.
In they household.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In they household.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, in my nightstand right now. And next to mine. I don't know what you know.
In they household.
Oh, oh, oh.
In they household.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fast lane.
Alex, show what Vicks is.
Pull up what Vicks is, yo.
Show what you're talking to.
Let Ish's pop side know what to do with what that is, yo.
I forgot.
Oh, man.
I thought about Ish the other day.
I was trying not to be Racy in my head
While I was at the pool
But
There's race involved
In everything
I'm definitely
Racy in the pool
Worried about that sun
Cause you know
Us pale skins
We can't be up there
Too long by the pool
Well I forgot my sunscreen
This day
Oh I thought
Even cause people
But it didn't matter right
Because I went down
To the pool
On a 95 degree day
And there were two options.
The right side with the shade
outside of the blistering sun
and the left side with the blistering sun.
I thought that was like dope.
I sat right in the shade,
my little boom box,
had my little earphones,
had some waters
that was a vibe
the other side was packed
no it was empty
so I got to see
yeah these white people
be having jobs
no bro
they got all the jobs
actually
and one shit
white people
they stop all that fast food
there ain't no white person
working at McDonald's I don't think ain't no white person working at McDonald's.
I don't think I've seen a white person at McDonald's.
In a long time.
It's been a minute.
Anyway, on the other side, all the white people came in and went right to the sun.
Laid down, stomach on their back.
That's what I thought you was going to say.
They put their foot in the air and get their toe nice and tanned.
They was doing all types of little sun acrobatics.
And I just laughed for hours.
I said, oh.
Thought about itching the tanning bed.
Dog, them motherfuckers don't play with that sun, yo.
No, we get out there.
I'm dead ass.
It could be a zillion degrees.
Them motherfuckers rush to get the good mat, the good chair.
Yeah.
They want it.
But what does it do for them?
Give them some melanin. They tan. That's it. Yeah. They want it. But what does it do for them? Give them some melanin.
They tan.
That's it.
Yeah.
They cook.
That's it, huh?
Oh, they better not get a monkey park.
Oh, this is just an aesthetic thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
Nah, the sun got to put some different nutrients in them or something.
All right.
No, bro.
It get them some vitamin D.
They be going that hard for that?
Yes.
Hell yeah. That's the irony Uh oh
They had me doubting shit
I was like
Should I pick up my little towel
And go to the other side
Get some tan
No nigga
And that's when I thought
Ish did look good
Coming back
Wherever the fuck he was at
I should get a little bit of that
For an hour or two
Fam you was already dark.
They get it to look like you.
From yellow,
y'all mean.
Yeah.
See, seriously.
You're getting in the sun
to look like you.
24 days,
I'm out again.
This nigga is cute.
I'm out of here.
Y'all can have it.
Keep the countdown pushing, yo.
24 days
and I am gone.
White Sands, all that.
Y'all getting chancletas in first class.
That little picture with the TV that the baddies take.
You doing it?
I used to didn't know why they took that pic, but now I know.
We should probably tell the people that we're going to be down for it.
Now I know.
We're going to be down for a little bit of time.
I never knew.
Why do you think they do it?
Because they just fly.
Why do I think they do it?
For the stunt involved
and the difference in pricing
between this seat
and that seat in the back.
He is correct.
I'm not sitting at that back seat.
I'm sitting in the $4,000 seat.
The $7,000 seat.
The $10,000 and $12,000 seat.
It depends on where you're going.
We're getting on the same fucking plane
and getting off at the same location.
It's a different experience.
No, no, no.
You poor.
I am. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You poor. You experience. No, no, no. You poor. You sit up there. I am.
You poor.
You sit up there
with your knee in it.
You sounding poor.
No, no, no.
There's nothing wrong
with being poor,
but you ain't got sound poor.
I'm just, I'm literally.
It's not the same flight.
It's not the same experience.
Ice.
Me in my car
and the Corolla next to me,
it feels different.
We have the same light
on the same road.
Same.
I can promise you.
I feel a little better over here.
No, boy.
Ice, you got to get some asparagus.
A little hot towel for your hands.
You get an attitude from the stewardess.
They just give us a can of tuna fish.
I know.
I get an attitude with her.
They just give us a can of tuna fish.
Well, no, you can't talk to her.
Yo, listen to the asshole.
You hear him?
You hear him?
I get an attitude with her.
Yo, yo, yo.
That is the difference.
My towel not that warm yo That is the difference My towel not that warm
That is the difference
And when I'm walking off the plane
I stop
I stop the line
Yo can I get an apple juice
You ever wonder why
Open a little plane mailbox
You ever wonder why they don't
You know the little mailbox
Pull out the apple juice
And let me go
Thank you
You ever wonder why they don't
Load the plane back to front
Cause you pay to get on first.
That's some bullshit.
And just watch all the niggas walk past.
No, it ain't.
No, nigga, I'm getting on the plane first.
I want to put my shit in the overheads and fill up all the overheads that I want.
I walk on the plane way before they announce group one.
Whenever they give the front speech, yo, if you disabled, if you've been in the army or the military,
if you got a girlfriend that hurt you before, if you disabled, if you've been in the army or the military, if you got a girlfriend
that hurt you before,
if you got kids,
if it's going to take you
a little longer
to board this,
then come up now.
I'm out.
Start limping up?
Y'all niggas
just sitting over there
in group one,
group two.
I'm gone.
I'm not waiting for that.
And I don't even,
and I don't even,
I don't get it on my ticket.
I do it myself.
Boom.
Don't let it be on my phone.
Oh, no. I just, yeah, right here. Hey. Boo. Don't let it be on my phone. Oh, no.
I just see it right here.
Hey, Parks.
What, did you just point to your skin?
No.
Oh, shit.
Yo, you got to stop doing that shit, yo.
That nigga say, yo.
You know what it is.
You know what time it is, right?
You said, yo, you know what it is.
You said, yo, you know what it is.
You said, yo, you know what it is.
You said, yo, you know what it is.
You know what it is.
You know what it is, right?
Well, you didn't say it, but you do know, right? Duh. You see me, right? No, I got whites first. You know what it is. Well, you didn't say it, but you do know, right?
Duh.
You see me, right?
No, I got an headache.
Oh.
Yo, that's hilarious, fam.
I bet in the sun.
No, no, I got an headache.
You never got the sun day?
Ice is poor, yo.
I'm poor, fam.
You're not poor.
I want you to expand your palate.
Actually, you're not poor.
I think you might be in the top 12% now.
Who?
That nigga is.
Hey, hello?
Hello?
How you saying hello?
I caught it.
I caught it.
Oh, okay.
No, for real.
No, for real.
Not that ass, though.
You don't have no, you know what I mean?
Yo, do you know what it takes?
Do you know the top 12% don't make like six figures?
I don't make six figures.
Oh, I'm just extra much.
Yo, my reputation will never get fixed.
All right.
All right.
I see what y'all doing, yo.
I see what's going on.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, my rep is my rep, yo.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
So y'all not scared of the monkey pox
Long story short
Like I get it
No I'm scared
Honestly
Daps might be out again though
Yo let me knock on marble
Daps might be out again
Fam
What the fuck is it gonna do
I'ma sit in the house for a week
14 to 21 days
It clear up
I'ma catch up on all my shows
That's what it say
Look
The infection usually clears up
On it's own
And lasts between
14 and 21 days.
Lasts between
a couple TV binges.
Fam, everybody
had chicken pox
before, right?
Yeah.
And I had it
when I was old.
But I seen some videos
from some motherfuckers
that say they had
monkey pox.
That shit is a little
weird.
That shit is gnarly, bro.
I ain't going to lie.
Some of them shit
size about pinky now.
Jordy was sitting there
crying like I can't.
She was like, I can't breathe. I can't eat bro I ain't gonna lie Some of them shit Jordy was sitting there crying Like I can't She was like
I can't breathe
I can't eat
I can't
It's pounds
And salutes
Yeah
For a little while
I'm a real dude
What you think
I never had a bump on me before
A bumpy scar
Fuck out of here
Put some cream
Right on that shit
You talking too much
Put some cream on that shit
Yo the Monopoly guys is out here.
You know that.
You know what Shaniqua did to all of us.
We all fucked her.
We all fucked her right after.
I fucked Shaniqua right after I did.
Sent her right to your address.
She only gave it to me, huh?
I know.
Yo, niggas.
I rolled him up.
Niggas are great.
See?
Told you, niggas. But that him up. Niggas are great. See? Told you, niggas.
But that's the other thing about monkey pox.
Like, respectfully, because we want this thing to go away.
Yeah.
It's affecting many.
Yes.
But yeah, give these little kids something to catch.
They skip chicken pox.
They skip wingworms.
Measles.
Measles.
They got measles out of here.
They got mumps out of here.
Yo, does- Mumps. They got got mumps out of here. Mumps.
They got the mumps out of here.
Does crabs still exist?
I don't think I heard someone say something about crabs.
Niggas ain't even getting crabs no more.
I think they got crabs out of here.
Yo, you just a dusty motherfucker if you get crabs in 22.
Where did you stick your dick?
Hey, young boys.
Hey, young boys.
Do crabs still exist, yo?
Nah, I never heard them say that.
Yo.
Yo, y'all know nobody that had the crabs?
No.
Yo.
They got crabs in Long Island, nigga.
Fuck out of here.
Yo, relax.
Yo, fam.
Well, maybe men just stop sharing about their experience.
Like, get me.
I never had crabs.
Nah, everyone started shaving at me, either.
I know somebody.
God, I'm going to judge the shit out of you, you dirty ass nigga.
Get away from me.
My roommate had it in college.
Go shave your pubes, you nasty bitch.
No bullshit.
Like, nigga, don't sit on that toilet.
Nothing.
You had to take the sheets off the, all types of wild shit.
First dude, this is different from COVID.
See, I had that first version of COVID before y'all stepped on it.
That shit was real strong.
And we had to really care about it.
People were going to live to see another day.
This new shit is the fucking allergies.
The first one of y'all niggas
come back to the hood
with monkey pox.
I'm on y'all ass.
I don't have to have grace.
I don't have to be like,
oh, you all right, no?
What the fuck
did your dumb ass go do?
You horny motherfucker.
Yeah.
Oh, speaking of COVID,
Drake lost his COVID.
He does not have COVID anymore.
As a result
Overnight
The Young Money Tour
Reunion Tour
Our show is tonight
Won't be streamed?
I don't know
I don't know
Probably not
Man, Drake just was out
Shaking hands the other day
That nigga COVID lasted 24 hours
That's how my shit lasted
Got negative tests
COVID is quick now
once they added the cut to it.
Yeah.
That first wave,
too many people died.
It was like, oops,
we mixed it wrong.
Yeah, slow this down
a little something.
Or enough people died.
We did what we wanted to do.
Oh, yeah.
We exceeded our expectations.
This shit worked a little bit better
than we talked.
All right, now we can get back
to regularly scheduled programming.
We raised the prices on everything.
We good now.
Yeah, we good.
Everything up.
Everybody got money.
Them old folks homes.
Oh, man.
Arrest them.
Y'all got to go to jail.
All right, where we at?
What else we got?
That's unimportant or important.
Do we want to talk about Beyonce taking Khalees off her shit?
Sure.
She got her the fuck out of here.
She said, man, all this bullshit.
Take that little sample off of there.
Petty is as petty does.
Let me get the fuck on about my greatness. I ain't got time for this bullshit. Take that little sample off of there. Petty is as petty does. Let me get the fuck on about my greatness.
I ain't got time for this bullshit.
Literally.
You know who the fuck I am?
She woke up with a little minor headache that morning and said, you know what?
Take it the fuck off.
Yeah.
Y'all not about to do this to me.
Yeah, I don't.
You made all that noise.
Now you're not on there at all.
The song is still a song, so get it out of here.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't even know what there is to report on here.
And y'all was sitting there complaining about the lyric.
Okay, cool, now it's blasting on your ass.
I changed the lyric.
Now what you got to complain about?
Yeah, I'm just here to sell my records, get my money, and get out of here.
And continue to not speak to y'all.
I haven't spoken to y'all in 17 years.
I have a yacht waiting in St. Barts.
Yeah.
Calling my name.
Yeah, man.
Sean, get those samples off that record.
I don't have time to be dealing with this shit.
What'd you say?
What's the problem?
All right, get moving.
Sean, your little friend is at it again.
Kellis.
Who's Kellis?
Kellis?
Kellis?
She's called the problem.
She's called the problem. She's called the problem.
Someone named Kellis is out there
saying disparaging things.
I don't know what the fuck.
I don't know.
Can you look into it, please?
No bullshit.
Yeah.
Sorry, Kellis.
Three days.
What's Pharrell real name?
He got a text, too.
What's his real name?
Pharrell.
Pharrell.
Is that nigga real name?
I don't fucking know.
That nigga named John or something.
That nigga name ain't Pharrell, though.
Yeah, Pharrell.
What's his last name?
Williams.
Williams.
That's his name right there.
Last of them.
Y'all four, Fanny.
See, look, that's a little more like it.
That's his middle name.
No, I don't give a fuck.
Something is funny in there.
Don't try to...
Lance Hello.
You know, in the back, cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm done with you, Pharrell Williams.
That nigga is from Hicktown, Virginia, my nigga.
That nigga name ain't no...
That nigga do look like he got a little Indian in him, though, yo.
That nigga got a little, yeah, Montenegro in him.
The funny thing, Khali...
Nigga named Lancelot.
What the fuck?
Pharrell ain't catch no heat from this Khalid's Beyoncé shit.
The heat was supposed to be to him.
He weaved that.
What are we supposed to do?
Cancel the Neptunes catalog?
That's not happening.
That's not happening.
Not today, not tomorrow, not yesterday.
Not ever.
Never.
Never.
I think the matter should have been addressed
a little
or at least taken
a little more seriously
they brought him up
all you've heard
was Beyonce
versus Khalees
and it was really
it should have been
Khalees versus Pharrell
but I mean
this guy is masterful
it should have been
Khalees versus
her attorney in him
for not getting
her motherfucking pub right
stop it
if I'm 17 years old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And her attorney was probably his attorney at the time.
Yeah, you know how that went over there back then.
Pharrell just kept on Pharrelling, man.
Niggas be fooling y'all.
He all over fucking Calvin Harris album.
She's fired up.
That shit's fired up.
Calvin Harris album's all right, man.
Yo, that shit is fired up.
We ain't talking about that shit. That shit is all right. I told Harris album's alright, man. Yo, that shit is fire. We ain't talking about that shit.
That shit is alright.
I told Joe.
He kind of delivered.
Yo.
He kind of delivered.
The first one was fire.
First one was super fire.
This one ain't the first one, but it's still solid.
It's still solid.
That shit is still solid.
I was listening to this shit like this is a vibe right here.
Summertime bops.
Yeah, why you mean?
Because I ain't talking about it.
Well, we bounced around.
Yeah.
We had more boring topics To get to
We don't really care about music
When y'all contracts up
I just re-signed mine
Yo
It's Shane signing
It's Jeremy
Come on y'all
What is you on some
Lifetime contract
I gotta get in
I gotta start reading shit
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
don't
don't you worry
oh shit
white people got lifetime contract
huh
white people got lifetime contract
fuck wrong
yo take that to your other friends
come on
cause y'all really should have
if this was so great to y'all.
Told us sooner.
Y'all wait till hour number three.
The greatest thing in the world.
But this was some real fly shit.
Y'all rather tell me about Eminem's curtain call 2.9.
The fuck.
And the first 20 minutes is what they did.
I hate these niggas.
I ain't bring that shit up.
Yeah, but you was excited.
I was not excited.
You know I ain't hear no Calvin Harris album.
You didn't hear any album.
Exactly.
Calvin Harris from Calvin Johnson.
We're going to put that in your contract.
Yeah, you got to listen to the album.
Yo, on the music pod, check some of this out.
You know, maybe we should get him.
He's going to know when that whole verse drop, though.
He's going to come in and know that one.
Oh, that's a fun topic for Patreon.
All of y'all could put the clauses that y'all would put in each other's contracts
to just make them...
That is fun.
That's fun.
Yeah, I could have fun with that.
Wait, we get to put ones in yours too?
For sure.
Oh, no, 17.
Wait, y'all would put something in mine?
Hell yeah.
Like Prego, nigga.
It's in there.
With Adobo all in that fucking contract. Oh contract I thought I'd been the perfect Potter all the time
That shit gonna be like Gumbo by the time we finish
I can't wait to hear that
That's gonna be fun
Everything going in there
Alright, so go ahead
Calum Harris
It's a good project
This ain't no fucking world changing shit
But it's solid
You're gonna like it
Put that on the balcony.
Yeah, niggas make too much money listening to this stuff.
No, this actually sounds like rich people music.
It's a lot of money on that motherfucking thing.
No, I don't mean Calvin Harris, because that's expensive.
Yeah.
No, I'm saying to really have listened to these albums as they release.
People are busy, yo.
And that's why I don't understand how y'all niggas look at me like I'm crazy
when on Friday at 12 o'clock,
I might be asleep.
It's seven albums came out.
Why we can't discuss them on Tuesday?
He might be asleep with his phone dead.
And what else?
We're hanging out with Kyrie.
Yeah.
Oh, and I forgot about,
just pull all the little lines out.
Oh, I was at my mailbox, sleep with my...
Hanging out with the one-armed basketball player guy.
Yeah, I was at the Kyrie game.
He shouted out Bernie Gratter.
Yo, Kyrie was playing in front of my mailbox.
Nigga just forgetting the lines.
I'm going to buy this Calvin Harris shit.
That shit's alright.
Because I fuck with Calvin Harris.
This shit is definitely alright.
And this shit should be.
I'm telling you,
all of these different
types of albums,
that's what it is.
Yeah, facts.
I don't want to hear
the same shit over again.
You got to make a good album.
You got to make good music.
Good music.
Even when you're
listening to that,
because I listened to
the Beyonce shit again.
Let's do it again.
I enjoyed it a little
The microwave era,
I think,
is killing the microwave era.
Yeah.
That's usually what happens.
It's overkill.
If you look at the cycles, like the snap cycle led into the fucking Kendrick and Drake and
everyone innovating shit cycle.
And then the heavy hitters come and pivot.
Yeah.
The real heavy hitters come and pivot, like Jay with the auto tunes and all.
The heavy hitter niggas could do, they the autonomy To do what the fuck They wanna do in music
They don't gotta make
TikTok music
I was so mad
When Hold did that shit
I was vibing to everything
T-Pain touched here
Dead on arrival
Now he didn't have to do
That to T-Pain
And it wasn't really
A shot at T-Pain
He didn't have to do it
To hip hop
We were fine with
T-Pain and Autotunes
Well
He did it
The jerseys
Like he was
Doing a lot of people
In hindsight
He stepped on shit
He sat the most trends
In the interviews
I don't like that
I don't like that he did that
I don't know
R&B might be better
What?
With Auto-Tune?
If he ain't step on Auto-Tune?
No
Why?
He would've stepped harder
He had sneakers on? He would have stepped harder.
He had sneakers on?
He said that before this wave of y'all using it wrong.
Word.
Yeah.
What?
Imagine if he heard you guys today.
Yeah.
That's why they pushed back so hard on his little money phone line.
They ain't like that shit.
Them niggas was hot.
Yeah, them niggas was hot.
It wasn't even a diss.
He was just like, oh, yeah, that's what y'all call money?
Cool.
That's a diss.
No, he not saying don't do it.
He just saying- Nice.
Joe didn't just tell you
not to sit in economy.
He dissed you.
What are you talking about?
I did.
Fuck.
No, you called me poor.
Yeah, I did.
Several times.
Yeah, multiple times.
You told me I'm poor.
You told this nigga
his knees have blisters on them
when he leave the plane.
No.
What are you talking about? He told me that we share the same flying experience. No, I didn You told this nigga his knees have blisters on them when he leave the plane. No, he told me that we share the same flying experience.
No, I didn't say experience.
No, he said same flight.
We go to the same place.
It's not.
It's not.
Look.
There's a reason why we call shotgun.
But me being compared to him, I took offense to that.
The fuck are you talking about? I didn't understand why he was saying that.
I'm with you, dog.
No, you know classes,
would you?
Nah.
You lead his classes
over here, would you?
I'm not saying any of that.
I know you would be
with that statement.
I'm just saying
the Sunday B.I.
on the plane.
The Sunday?
Yeah, see?
You never experienced that.
I am leaving.
I sleep on the flight.
I'm drunk when I walk on and I'm asleep.
So I miss all that anyway, to tell you the truth.
I'm out of here, buddy.
Y'all can have this American air.
I done had an edible and I'm drunk.
I'm not.
Yeah, yeah, no.
I want you to pause.
I want you to get in the water, man.
Experience, you know what I mean?
You want to see me in the water?
I don't.
What did you want to see? What? Hey, hey, hey. You know what I mean? You want to see me in the water? I don't. You want to see him wet?
Hey, Alex, you heard him?
You heard your man, right?
I'm right with the water glistening off me.
All over your body.
You want me to get my hair wet?
What you want?
How I should kill it?
You going to pick your feet?
You going to pick your feet for him, too?
Nah, that's what the girlies Do to each other
They direct them in the picture
How I should kill them
Niggas
Which one should he give
Seven inch shorts
What what
You want me to do the walk away
In the sand
Yo what's wrong with you fam
I want you just to enjoy
Mykonos
Santorini
Whatever the fuck you going yo
I want you to
What's the little clip
If you're gonna follow me Tell me how my ass looks So what's the little clip if you're gonna follow me
tell me how my ass looks
so what is the little clip
they post to girls
you be following them
monsters
I ain't see that one yet
yeah
send it to me
forward it to me
yeah I'll send it to you
and I'm certain
that I just jacked it up
it wasn't one of them
Dallas Realtors
wasn't one of them
the monsters
yeah you following a nice one.
Now, I understand why you keep going into cowboy games.
Pog City.
I want to hear him make up an excuse now.
Mari Cooper left.
Ain't nothing going on out there.
Zeke.
He just lost.
What's his name?
Yeah, y'all are done.
Zeke.
Yeah, y'all toast.
Dat.
It's over.
Eagles got that division.
Stop.
Stacy.
Crazy out your mind.
Stacy. You out your mind. Crazy out your mind Stacey Bet it Sharon
You out your mind
Bet it
All day
Eagles
Eagles
Cowboys
Eagles
I think Dallas or Washington
But we can bet it
Please
Eagles by at least two games
In the history of this pod
No one has ever made
Like a real sports bet
And stuck to it
Y'all gonna do it
Come on Amir
No He said Eagles I said Cowboys What's the bet though Whatever no one has ever made like a real sports bet and stuck to it. Y'all gonna do it? Come on, I'm here.
No.
He said Eagles.
I said Cowboys.
What's the bet though?
Whatever.
Got it.
Name the bet.
Yeah, see that ain't no,
that's not how a bet works.
Yeah, thank you.
Like it needs to be terms on the bet.
$100, $20
and we don't get
That's because y'all are poor.
You're right.
Pay more.
You know what I'm saying?
Look at his face.
Look at his face. Look at his face.
I'm trying to hit that six-figure mark, man.
You know what I mean?
Sheesh.
Yep.
Don't hurt.
Be careful what you play with.
Pay more.
All right.
Say less.
Pay less.
Pay less. Say less. Pay less. Pay less.
Say less.
Pay less.
You know what I mean?
Nah, I got a book.
That's hilarious.
That's so stupid.
Don't look at me, son.
Who am I supposed to look at?
I don't know, man.
I'm sorry.
Yo, what's wrong with this nigga?
Listen to this rat bastard. Yo, yo. Nah, that's true, though nigga? Look at this rat bastard.
Yo, yo.
Nah, that's true, though.
Nah, nah.
I ain't just trying to write.
How you snitching?
Yo, yo, yo, you know, right?
I ain't saying nothing.
Don't look at me.
I ain't got nothing to do with this.
Yo, don't look at me.
You know I was here with you the whole time.
That's because Ish went high to all these niggas.
No, that ain't what I said.
Ish went high to all these niggas, then went home with his calculator.
That ain't what I said.
Ish went high with all these niggas
then went home
with his calculator.
He ran into the same thing
that we all
have run into before.
Wait, what?
Oh, God.
This nigga's stupid.
I'll call you back.
What's wrong with you?
Holy shit.
Oh, man.
Man, this guy.
I love when we turn up
and out to sleep, man.
We the best in the world.
This guy is a fucking fool, yo.
Y'all are nuts.
You think it's bad at math.
Shit.
Oh, no.
Hey, that shit, it take rappers nine years to do what Ish did in about a week or two.
That nigga said, wait.
Ish said, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Oh, never mind. No, no. I'm straight. This nigga is stupid. I can said, wait. He said, hold up, hold up, hold up. Oh, never mind.
No,
no.
I'm straight.
I can work this out.
Yo,
what's wrong with this guy?
The two of y'all.
That investment.
You mean the two of y'all?
You can't trick him.
He going to invest bets.
You think you're going to trick him
and he's going to
invest
you're gonna get
personal advice
from me and the boys
I'm getting
oh shit
and info
and connections
we need to all be down here
I should live on air
call
call
my girl
and see if I can go
to invest fest
good
that's
that's
she's definitely
want you to go to invest fest
yeah that's building
for y'all
that's more bags and make you to go to investment yeah that's building for y'all that's more bags
that make that allowance
bigger
yo alright
what
I'm going to get a drink
only in the name
only in the name
I might go get one
only in the name
of content
yo you know what I mean
this nigga crazy
only in the name
of content
only in the name
if only y'all
could be this real
why y'all can't
be this real
who can't see that real, y'all?
Who can't?
See, that's why I got a lifetime contract.
Well, I pay myself first.
They told me to pay myself first.
No, don't do that.
That don't give me trouble.
I do not pay myself first.
I do not pay myself first.
I never have.
That's what they say.
Never did.
Hey, y'all bitch.
Is she still ringing?
Maybe she's still ringing? Maybe it's the same
Yeah nigga
She know there's a pod day
Yeah she don't
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
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I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away
I can get away That is a good little cheat. Who is wrong with this fool?
Nah, for real.
That's two whole blocks that you just...
Who you telling?
Nigga, I used to be side...
Nigga, I was side nigga Sammy.
What day?
Yeah, nah, for real.
Y'all better call back.
I'm going to give you ten whole minutes.
You better call back.
Oh, man.
Park, shut up.
Stop shooting at Park.
There's somebody in this business. I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
Yo, you remember the bully?
They used to be like, what you laughing at?
You just go, pick with Park.
Pick somebody over there.
Oh, man.
Yo, yo, yo, stupid.
Yo, if you found out your girl was cheating on you on pod day.
Nah, that's me.
That's me.
What?
That's me.
That's worse than cheating, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
On pod day.
You going out trying to earn a honest living?
Yes, nigga.
At least, like, get creative with the shit.
Say you do it when you're working.
Why get creative when I can just be playing?
Nah.
You niggas is crazy.
They're already women.
They already have the cheat code.
Exactly.
What is it?
They're women and dudes will fuck women.
I know.
At the most convenient time.
Pod day.
Fuck is right.
Nah, dawgs.
Don't cheat on pod day, my nigga.
What's better than cheating when your man at work?
Tell me a better one for them.
Fam, don't cheat on pod day
I don't give a fuck what you saying
Yeah don't make me call the private eye again
Like honestly yo
I'll do it
I didn't lose a number yo
New York
Chicago
Sanford
He's got offices all over
Men
Men everywhere
What?
Don't let me put the ring camera on the car.
Just everywhere now.
We putting the ring everywhere.
Everybody house.
Yo, why doesn't they got two rings on this door?
Right across from mine.
Oh.
Hey.
That's my shit, dog. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, When you're making a scene, oh girl You got to know
What my head over looks
The senses will show to my heart
When it's watching for lies
You can't escape my
Private eyes
Oh, now it's not so funny when the shoe's on the other foot
Private eyes They're watching you Oh now it's not so funny When the shoe's on the other foot If this shit came out today
Niggas would say it's corny
Hell no
That's a bop
That's a timeless bop
You know what
The whites won't
The whites will be like
Yeah this is amazing
The whites been liking lately man
The whites been liking
They ain't got no heat
They TikTok'ing too
They ain't got no heat man Oh man They ain too? They ain't got no heat, man.
Oh, man.
They ain't put on no heat?
Nah, man.
What Hall of Notes at?
I'm sad to report the whites have been...
Disappointed.
Really lacking in the music tips lately.
What Hall of Notes at?
I know.
Perfect segue to Paul Rosenberg's podcast.
Oh, man.
Pod Wars continues.
He can't help me now.
Yo, if it's up with me, then it stays up.
What the fuck?
What are y'all talking about?
At least publicly.
How many Rosenberg podcasts do you have to beef with?
With peas.
All of them.
Oh, man.
Patrick, he coming next.
Let's see.
No, where's the podcast stuff?
It's called Paul Pod. Paul Pod. It's coming. That's not what where's the podcast stuff it's called Paul Pod Paul Pod
it's coming
it's not what it's called
yes it is
it's called Paul Pod
Paul you are disgusting
he's bored
that's all it is
yeah
I ain't playing
the fuck you about to talk about
he got fired from Def Jam
he's bored
he's a little bored
talk about that
he might he might he does I can't be cool but one day I'm going to talk about it He got fired from Def Jam. He's bored. He's a little bored. Talk about that. He might.
He might.
He does.
I can't be cool, but one day I'm going to talk about it.
He was up there bugging the fuck out.
I don't know the fuck you thought you was, buddy.
A seven episode limited series podcast on the radio.
No, nigga.
Time, time, time, time.
Look where he starts.
What happened?
Seven episode limited
Seven episode
limited series podcast
on the radio.
Oh, I gotta get richer.
Aren't they doing seasons now,
though, you said?
Look where he starts.
Do you imagine if you only had
five, seven, seven times?
And it's on the radio.
That's not a podcast.
Wait, listen.
That's my point.
Wait, listen to the podcast. It's a radio cast. Wait, listen. That's my point. Wait, listen to the podcast.
It's a radio cast.
Wait, look.
He announced it.
Look.
Episodes one through seven featuring Steve Berman, Royster59, James Lurie, Skylar Gray.
I just asked where Skylar Gray was.
Adam Blackstone, Eminem, part one, Eminem, part two.
I'm going to listen to the Royce episode.
No, please. Check Chasing Losers. part two I'm gonna listen to the Royce episode no please check chasing
check chasing losers
not Royce
no
I'm talking about Paul
I know
that's why I'm gonna
listen to the Royce episode
I just wanted to make sure
that was clear
I'm gonna call Royce
and ask him what it was about
not listening to
fucking Paul
anyway
that's the great thing
about having a pod
like
you can just shoot
at niggas whenever you feel like it.
I don't
care. That is one of the great things.
Yo, I'm doubling down.
I don't care.
It's about relationships and
not being confrontational.
No, they said that's how they build their business.
And then
proceed to go in the backyard and shit on motherfuckers
yeah
it was the greatest
part of the world
in the backyard
they did not
they did not
they did not
you're right
you're right
my bad
look at the whites
trying to start
Alex
Alex Parks Jones
listen to Parks Jones
that didn't say
nothing about
how to build my business
yo
no confrontations
man that's crazy mad confrontations, man.
That's crazy.
Mad confrontations.
Yeah, don't say.
Mad of them.
Confrontation up, though.
You got to keep fighting up.
Punch up?
Yeah, punch up.
Punch up.
Punch up.
Never want to punch down.
No, you shouldn't punch down.
That's why I want Sahi
to leave me alone, man.
You punching up?
No.
Oh.
Same about the other podcast he punching up
he just said he's upper than you
who
no I said he punching up
this is my thing
I'm tired of like the fake
rapper stuff like niggas don't really be having problems
with people you don't wish harm on
people you're not threatened by people you don't even know you don't even know each other
shut the fuck up no shut up don't get your coverage
there's no there's no smoke that's comparing the errors again different error we not in the same
error so there's nothing we can conclusively do yes rap shit on each other
on podcast said go in the closet i don't want to shit i don't have nothing bad to say about
uh sigh leave me alone he didn't say battle rap me he just said i'll rap me no nigga why why
why do you know the fuck i am i've been in every single stratosphere of this industry, no cosign, no stamp, by myself,
left to figure it out and think my way out of the box and fail up and succeed at whatever
the next plan was.
And I've had to do that 90 times.
You niggas that lean on your best friends, you niggas that lean on your little relationships,
I don't look at y'all.
friends. You niggas that lean on your little relationships. I don't
look at y'all.
Leave me the
fuck alone and let me just do
what I'm doing.
The fuck?
Ain't nothing wrong with leaning on the shoulder, too, nigga.
You know what the
definition of weak is? You want me to
describe it to you? Tell me.
When you can't support your weight.
Know what the definition of friend is? Help a nigga me. When you can't support your weight? Know what
definition a friend is?
Give it to me.
Helping a nigga
own up when he
can't support his
weight.
Nah, that leads
into another topic
you keep running
from.
What do you think
about lending your
likeness to your
friends?
Yeah.
That's Patreon.
Look, stink it up
the hole for free.
Fuck it.
Yo, we out.
We out.
That was a topic I had a while ago.
Let's do it.
Yeah, we could do it now.
What do y'all think about it?
Fuck it.
We're here.
Lending your likeness.
No, man.
Jack me up at the end of this episode.
No, save it.
The park's right.
Okay.
Save it.
That makes sense.
And nah.
Save it. The park is right. Okay. Save it. That makes sense. And nah. Save it.
We'll go deeper
in detail on Patreon.
No, because that's my take.
But for now?
That's my...
Nah.
Nah, nigga.
Nah.
Mine is depends,
but we can do sleepers
probably at this point.
No, mine is yeah.
Please.
Shut up.
It depends on the year.
One of you niggas lying.
Depends on the year.
It's not a... We'll discuss. It is aiggas lying depends on the year that's not a
we'll discuss
it is a lie
y'all potty
it's not a lie
I'm serious
this definitely not a lie for me
nah definitely not
seriously
you gotta pick a side of the fence
you know I don't do that
you have to pick a side of the fence
you tell us you gonna alienate black people
the second you get a chance
now you tell me your friends can depend on you
you gotta pick a side of the fence
so we know when you playing and when you not
the topic at hand using your liken're telling me your friends can depend on you. You got to pick a side of the fence so we know when you're playing and when you're not. The topic
at hand, using your likeness to help
your friends, it's a yeah for
me. That don't
change that when I hit
500 M's, it's up for everybody.
I don't care no more. Fuck everybody. Even your friends?
Everybody. So how
they going? Easy because I'm not 500
M's up. I'm talking about right now. I'm going
to change. So it's phony phony alright I'm done with him
no
you will get to him
on Patreon
you're a little more savvy
it'll be a little
trickier
to get you to submit
to Thor
I ain't submitting to nothing
we'll see
ain't no submitting
why can't I just be
telling the truth
I will use my likeness
to help my friends
Paul Rosenberg
been out since 1991
and has not said a word
publicly until now.
Well,
now here's on the skits.
Dog,
that,
damn.
These niggas,
boy,
that's why I yelled out.
I just want to know
how's this called a podcast?
It got hella spanky.
I don't even,
come on,
let me see.
I'm going to find
something else to talk about.
These niggas be rich as fuck
and bored.
Oh,
this was funny,
but this is real sad. I'm going in there to get some of that money. Triller, Goodell. as fuck. They're going to be bored. Oh, this was funny. This was real sad.
I'm going in there to get some of that money.
Triller, Goodell.
No, what are you going to do with seven episodes on his man shit?
And he's going to leverage that into a bag.
He's going to leverage the seven episodes into a bag.
No.
All right.
The seven episodes is a bag.
Is a bag.
I'm just saying, bro.
He might leverage them into a bigger bag. He's not doing them until it's a bag. It's a bag is a bag I'm just saying but he might leverage them into a bigger bag
he's not doing them
until it's a bag
it's a bag
feel me
this is that cheap
nasty shit
that podcasters are doing
using your life
to help your fucking friends
yo there's 50 more
of you podcasters
that did this
and failed quietly
y'all took that check
y'all put out the bullshit
short six episode series
tried to spice it up
and fell flat
on your fucking face and never repeated a word about it.
But that Joe remembered.
You said 50?
Mad of him.
Now you know what happened, Joe?
Mad 50s.
Yeah.
It's 50 times 10.
50s.
50s.
Yeah, no, it's a bunch of them.
Dog, niggas be like, yo, man.
Yo, why you don't do this?
I be wanting to hang up.
Like, get the fuck off my.
Niggas think this shit is a layup.
Everybody think that they intuitive. Everybody think they got perspective everybody think they
funny and let me tell those people calling ish yo he better not listen to y'all and not listen to me
i wish he would fucking take heed to what y'all are saying i'd be like yo fam niggas think it's
just it's nothing like you could just get up there and talk Like you talk in a barbershop
Looks simple
It ain't easy
I know
Nah what niggas do
Is they hear all these numbers
Being thrown around
That's what it is though
That's what it is
It's FOMO
It's the same shit
But look
It's the same shit
With the Bitcoin
And everything else
Oh niggas is making money
Over there
I need to get in there
So now let me look
Oh that's all y'all doing
I can do that
I don't think
I think it's that
Niggas don't even understand
the money piece.
Everybody just think
they got something to say.
Which granted,
they might.
Say it, nigga,
for six months.
But ish.
Be provocative.
Be informative.
Be funny for six months.
Ish.
Niggas always have had
something to say.
They didn't think about this
until they heard
niggas was getting money
over there. They don't really got nothing to say, Ice. No. I until they heard niggas was getting money over there.
They don't really got
nothing to say, Ice.
No.
I'm talking about niggas
that sit in a barbershop
and talk and just say some shit.
And they think they have
something to say.
Niggas have been opinionated
forever.
There's some successful
motherfuckers that don't
got nothing to say.
Let's be clear.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but then niggas
started to hear,
oh shit, niggas is getting
money over here.
Niggas is getting this,
that from over there.
And I think I have something to say. I can do that too. There's very few niggas is getting money over here Niggas is getting this that From over there And I got And I think I have something to say
I can do that too
There's very few niggas
That got something to say
Or they might say it twice
Or they can't say it
They can say it twice
They can have something to say
You might get your shit off
For about a week
Do that shit for six months
Do that shit for four months nigga
You know what I'm saying
Like do that
And be interesting enough
To make niggas want to tune in to you
Every fucking week
Yes sir
What's up
Y'all got sleepers
No we do
Yep
Of course
As do I
What they sleep
My guy Alex
Told me to go get hit
To Rex Life Raj
And that's exactly
What I did
I like his album
I'm gonna make
A little more umph in that
Here we go Fly with my name
Me and my friends
Rex like Raj
This record is called Save Yourself
Stop making me feel
Project is called The Blue Hour
In your phone right now
Ain't nobody finna come save you
You gotta save yourself
Cause ain't nobody finna come save you, no
You better save yourself
Every time I pull up, I pull up shining
They tryna keep it real, nigga, down, can't keep me down, no
Every time I pull up, I go like that
Every time I pull up, yeah
I'm mobbin' till it's done
Slide with my dead ones
Bending corners
Windows down out there, windows down out there It's not out Slide with my dead ones, bend and corner slow
Slide and kiss the sun, slide up until it's done
Slide with my dead ones, bend and corner slow
Slide and kiss the sun
Ay, look, when I was damn bad
Looked in the mirror and realized that was all that I had, ho
Had fam and a gang As a landing pad
But if I don't steer the plane
Then it still crash
I had to leave you in the past
I don't feel bad
Know it's still love
Though it ain't no ill will fam
I just had to stay around people
That wanted it real bad
Or at least bad as I do
You gotta see the bigger picture bro
You know that I do
Now I walk in with bitch
So bad that she could be a model
She gets her falling in her feelings when she kiss the bottle
I'm on a different throttle, I'm in a different gear
If we ain't here, then you know the real niggas here
I say goodbye to the fear and let it disappear
And I never let them interfere
Cause ain't nobody finna come save you
You gotta save yourself
Cause ain't nobody finna come save you, no
You better save yourself
Every time I pull up, I pull up shining
They tryna keep a real nigga down
Can't keep me down, no
Every time I pull up
I glow like diamonds
Every time I pull up, yeah
I'm up until it's down
Slide with my day ones
Lean in cornerstone
Stop and kiss the sun
Brand new music from Rex Life, Raj
Stop with my day one
Be in the corner
I like yourself a lot.
Save yourself.
Stop and kiss the sun
You know the fucking vibes, man.
That's hard.
That's hard.
Sounds better in the Maybach
than it does in Corolla Ice,
I got to tell you.
Don't think that we live we I got the same song
I don't know how it sounds
In either
Talk that shit
You in the middle
I'm in the middle
Upper class middle
Relax
We good
A little upper class middle
Yeah so my sleeper
What the fuck they talking about
I'm gonna go to this
This Calvin Harris album Five four y'all What the fuck they talking about I'm gonna go to this This Calvin Harris album
5-4 y'all
Yeah bring your friend
I don't care what you call me
I got the 15 on it
That's Joe talking
I got the 15 on it
Bring your friend
What the fuck are you talking about
This is Calvin Harris
Pharrell and Pusha T.
It's called Day One.
Ay.
Day One's overrated.
Meet new people.
Establish new relationships.
Some day twos be all right, though.
Yeah, word.
Them day 300, 3079s.
Feel like you know them, fam.
What up, Trinidad?
Let's go, Luceno. Man, our parents would fight Teenage years, we would question Guess why listen in the tribe
They don't understand us
You're the only one that'll stand up
And put your hand up
Even when I don't have a plan, but
You with me, you get me
And when my heart get broken, you fix me
No one compares Day one, you get me And when my heart get broken, you fix me No one compares
Day one, you were there
There's some shit on the days
That just won't let up
That only you're offered to do
Cause I forget
I always feel so much better
After I talk to you
Cause you're my day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
You're my day one
Day one Day one Day one Day one, day one, day one, day one, day one, day one, day one, day one, day one
I don't chase them, I replace them
Hundred dollar bills like a drink, I waste them
Favorite dope boys are the ones that trace him
King Kush been around the world, might mace them
Spinning like it's Tenem of me shooting at my frenemies
Dirty money let it spin dry till we can of these
Let's talk symmetry His and her protects light flex for our energy
Wish I could go back and just talk to beginner me
Of how I should invest what I spent on this shimmery
No regrets baguettes is blushing Gosha on the sweats all in rushing
Click clack means no discussion
Who you know?
Chart number one like Bruno
Still tip scale like Sumo
Horatio out your spot like Pluto
Got love for all my day unos
I don't know why some shit on the days
Just won't work
That only you're offered to do
Cause I forget That only you're offered to do
Cause I forget I always feel so much better
After I talk to you
Cause you're my day one
Day one Day one Day one Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
Day one
I think you and I talk about
What they talking about
Yeah, that's Day One
Calvin Harris, Pharrell, Pusha T
Off of that Funkwave Bounces Volume 2 I like that album a lot I do too Yeah, that's day one. Calvin Harris, Pharrell, Pusha T.
Off of that Funkwave Bounces Volume 2.
I like that album a lot.
I do too.
I'm going the opposite direction, man.
I'm doing Droog and Madlib, The Return of the ape shit All heroes don't wear cape shit Unlike those more to go up in the booth And try to shapeshift
Fake shit, they probably need a facelift
Made shifts in the culture
When my studio was makeshift
Spit straight piff
That's why I fuck with the cats
And pump zips in your hood
On some babe shit
Stay low, not no quases
Cats is weirdos
And they wonder why I drew
Get so evasive
Keep shit on a neat to no basis
You not finna be the next Be Oasis Always knew we would go places
Since the days when it was nascent Rhymin' in the basement
Made a head cause I'm patient Producers get one placement and start to get complacent
Watch they albums go copper While Nas landing in my pockets like that old soap opera
Your old Droog, I got Claire Novaka with a little help from my friends, Joe Cocker
international show rocker
out of Norway, Robbie and Cordae, we in Osaka
got the nerve and copping attitude
you'll never achieve nothing of this magnitude, you maggot fool
first there were the plants
they developed into animals which ate the plants
the animals were small but they grew
and the larger animals ate the smaller animals.
What does that mean?
So far, according to history, each dynasty devises its own end.
The animal develops a brain, and the brain destroys the animal.
Still a past, yeah I won.
You bad dudes killing they selves thinking I was God's son
Crabs in a barrel, on my shotgun
Tried to pull me down but it was them who got done
With they wigs pushed all the way back twisted
Betcha I liked it better when I was blacklisted
Wild D-Pop without the high takes
I do real songs with Madlib, no Dropbox links
Not even that internet savvy par
Told Tuma they was tuna
This the real rap caviar
With numbers like Thriller
And only views I brought
It's the ones in my filler
Something's brewing
That is Euro Droog and Madlib
The Return of Sasquatch
And that's what you got for us
Duckworth and Sid
The song is Se schwa say schwa
i got a new bag of tricks i want to try out we can dip stick shift to the hideout
little mama with the vibes when the vibe out she liked the way the diamonds still dance with the
lights out she says she feels adventurous too nice to swap open up the freezer, wanna vibe out She like the way the diamonds still dance with the lights out
She says she feels adventurous tonight, so swap Open up the freezer, pour the ice out
Tell me something, can I place this on your belly button? Watch the ice melt, water dripping down your thighs now
To the truth, I just wanted an excuse To talk about the sweetest things that I would like to do
The love below is calling and I got the sweetest tooth Call me like Candyman and I can feel like poof
Started with a spark and now we burning down the roof Fire in the living room, I know what to do
It's water in the basement, tsunami in the oof
You know I had to go down, yeah
You gotta roll side, let it show sometimes
You should let it go sometime, my bad baby
We must be speaking a different language
I'm like, je vais vous manger ce soir
Je vais vous manger ce soir, ce soir
Ce soir, ce soir, ce soir
Oh God
Je vais vous manger ce soir
Je vais vous manger ce soir
Je vais vous manger ce soir
Je vais vous manger ce soir
Bonsoir
Now listen here, baby, I'm gon' say it again
It's lookin' like the night is ready to end
How about we get in a whip?
It could be you or you and your friends
She isn't gay, but she says you could pretend
That we can have us a sip
I can pour a supper glass of that
Sip every rosé that my homie says, as a matter of fact
But I can have you both moan in an hour flat
Till the neighbors come a-knocking like a rat attack
Then we can cool it down, down like an avalanche
Have a dance or two, another glass or two
It's a private park party in this hotel room
They ask if they could spend the night or tell them no can do
I got work in the morning, got a full schedule
But I'm glad we got this little rendezvous
Cause as soon as I saw you under my heel shoes
You know I had to go down on you
You got a website, let it show sometimes
You should let it go sometime, my bad baby
We must be speaking a different language
I'm like, je vais vous manger ce soir
Je vais vous manger ce soir, vais vous manger ce soir ce soir
ce soir ce soir ce soir
un gars
je vais vous manger ce soir ce soir
ce soir ce soir ce soir
un gars
je vais vous manger ce soir
je vais vous manger ce soir ce soir ce soir ce soir ce soir I do that for lunch and so far I do that for lunch and so far So far, so far, so far
I do that for lunch and so far
I do that for lunch and so far
So far, so far, so far
As Duckworth and Sid
Say schwa
I don't speak French
Bonsoir
C'est Choi
What does C'est Choi mean?
Alex
Alex, what does C'est Choi mean, man?
That's who I was asking
It ain't Alex Sleeper
I know, but he's like worldly
What that mean?
You tell us what it mean
I know what it mean, nigga
Tonight
Tonight?
Like Bonsoir's goodnight? I don't speak any French You know Bonsoir You tell us what it means. I know what it means, nigga. Tonight. Tonight?
Like Bonsoir's goodnight?
I don't speak any French.
You know Bonsoir.
I guess I do, but... Good song.
Thank you, sir.
Good song.
Sometimes the beat tell you exactly what's about to happen.
This is one of those.
And a little talking before the verse drop.
He let you go.
Nigga, call.
And a feature of another nigga that's hard.
I had a prep talk with a baby threat and I told him keep his eye.
I had a court today.
Told my lawyer, fuck that case, I'm tired.
Yo, dawg.
Sometimes these little street niggas say shit that I feel, yo.
Yo, fuck that case.
Yo, I'm tired.
I've been going to court too long.
Fuck that case.
I'm with him.
Yo, every body lawyer has had to know that now.
These are the ramifications.
Let's slow down.
Oh, yeah. See, that's slow down. Oh, yeah.
See, that's another one.
He said it in a streety way, but you need your one nigga that's going to keep it real with you. He left just surrounded by yes men.
Yo, I thought about this cleaning the house the other day because my stubbornness comes up a lot on this podcast.
You clean your house?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I thought you got too much money for that.
No, I got a cleaner lady.
Ah.
But the cleaning part is therapeutic.
I agree.
Sometimes you wake up and I'm not going to leave these clothes on the floor until she gets here.
Word.
Let me pick this up, feel good, turn some music on, get my head together.
Yeah, I forgot my point now. You said your stubbornness comes up a lot on the floor until she gets here like let me pick this up feel good turn some music on get my head together and i forgot my point now you said your stubbornness comes up a lot on the pot
oh there we go my stubbornness and i never got to my point about the sun and the shade
and white people and segregation by the sun anyway uh so my stubbornness comes up a lot in the pot
and stubbornness we look at as bad and when we speak about it as being good
it's because you have to block out the noise and the naysayers throughout your career if you want
to succeed but the other part that we never mention is the stubbornness also blocks out the yes men
the people that will yes you to death and tell you you dope to death and tell you it's hard to
death and you're doing nothing wrong to death and you'll just keep killing.
Your stubbornness will also block some of that out.
You think so?
I'm telling you.
Yeah, I think it's the opposite.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm not stubborn.
How so?
Well, you can't believe the bad things that they say about you
like you can't believe all the good things that they say about you sure you can't fall victim
to reading your own press clippings and the way to do that is that stubbornness okay that's what
i'm saying i'm gonna do what i'm gonna do regardless yeah like i can't
be that impressionable to fall victim to the naysayers and the prosayers yeah i don't need
somebody with me every day telling me i'm great i'm great i'm great i'm perfect i've done nothing
wrong this song is great the tour is gonna go great like yo you're killing everybody you body
and shit like that's everybody got one of. Everybody got one of those in the group.
You cannot listen to all of that.
You'll fall victim to that the same way you'll fall victim to the other side of people just saying bad things about you.
Agreed.
You all following me there?
Yes.
Got it.
Can't to switch the whip, show my homecat logo, I'm with live I don't be trustin' shit, I don't even trust my bitch
I just trust my switch, I don't even trust my auntie, uncle, cousin
I don't be trustin' shit, that nigga be shufflin' real hard
But now this game shit, run deep in my blood, I ain't gon' never switch
Marky from the rack, where duty from?
Marky love that switch, duty love that 223
These niggas wanna test, fuck that rap shit, keep it in the streets
Why they be all over my dick?
They still mad for me and kids.
They ain't never do shit to me.
And that's really just the important part and the lesson to be taken away from it.
They ain't done nothing to me.
I've been outside.
I've been at shows, festivals, invest fest.
Been potting. Been over here it, dates, hookah spots.
They ain't never did shit.
They ain't never did nothing to me.
Like, I don't have a problem with no talk of this guy's great.
They ain't never did shit to me.
They ain't never did shit to me.
You having a bad like, what, nigga?
You're reading that wrong
Oh give it to me
That's not what he said
He said niggas doing all that talking
Y'all ain't touch me
That's what I just said
No you said it like
I ain't got no problem
Y'all ain't did shit to me
I've been everywhere
I'm moving freely around
And I hear you niggas
But
Okay okay
Y'all ain't did nothing to me
I'm safe as can be
Why that nigga talking like he talk They ain't did shit to me. I'm safe as can be.
That's what I don't understand.
Fuck Vlad.
I mean, bring this shit to the pod.
Yeah, this song is great.
It is, man.
Tonality.
The way he said that meme. He aimed his shit to me.
He is so appalled that they saying that they did something to him.
We're going to do something to him.
Ain't nobody did shit to me.
Yo, keep us in your prayer.
Pray for everybody, yo.
Pray for rain.
Let's go.
I want to party.
You listen to this shit oh
seven song right here just do it I said yeah I thought you was a killer why you
shake why you shaking off that body if you were killing why you shaking off the
bar I get it yeah that's just what you feed your I thought you was in the drugs
yeah Molly got you doing this she's's just a regular Molly, nigga.
Like, that guy act right.
That's funny, yo.
That's funny.
Yo.
Early in the morning, too.
Let me let the author of this know,
I would shake off the body, too.
That would be a long night.
You ain't no killer.
I know.
And that's why.
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga.
There's a few reasons I'm not.
Like, on all the killer shows,
like, sometimes an unexpected body drop,
like, bah, you kill a nigga,
and then his whole crew get mad.
I'm like, oh, now we got to clean this shit up.
Nigga, dick, throw the shovel at him.
Dick, don't carry this shit out.
Get the plastic clean,
and you fucking idiot.
Why'd you kill him?
We don't have time to clean.
You fucking dummy. Like'd you kill him? We don't have time to clean. You fucking dummy.
Like, that's important.
The cleanup.
Yeah.
Nigga told Joe Pesci, I'm all out of line.
This some bullshit.
Go finish Ozarks.
Oh, I'm three episodes away.
That's all you gained episode.
Word.
Word.
Oh, it's 14
I have two left
they ain't really
turning up yet
they ain't turning up
yet to me
yo
you just go against
the grain on purpose
yeah
that's Joe Bud
I'm not finished the show
I don't have a
you started 17 new shows
and just won't finish
Ozarks
yo
have you started...
This nigga started Smokey and the Bear.
Have you done Only Murders in the Building yet?
I don't like that show.
Really?
Only who?
Only Murders in the Building.
I don't like that show.
That's Steve Martin.
It's Steve Martin and Selina Gomez.
That's the Hulu show.
I thought them niggas chased a chick.
Oh, no.
How much did you watch?
I watched the whole first season.
Really?
Yeah.
I didn't like it.
I don't know that shit.
I'll tell you one thing.
I should have opened this pod up with my review of the old man.
Somehow we got to the end of this pod.
Oh, we forgot about that.
I didn't forget about shit.
I got it written down, but I ain't was doing shit.
Wait. Hold up. Wait, Joe. Before you't forget about shit. I got it written down, but I ain't was doing shit. Wait.
Hold up.
Wait, Joe.
Before you do that,
you got to do it the right way.
We in the car on the way back.
So,
somebody says,
yo, did you finish the old man?
He's like, nah,
I got one more episode left.
I just finished episode seven.
He was like,
that's the end.
No, fam, that's it.
Nah, that's not it. It's eight. It's one end. No fam, that's it. No,
that's not it.
It's eight.
It's one more.
They skipped a week.
They took a week off.
No.
That nigga said,
they better not.
Now go ahead,
Joe.
Fuck that show.
Fuck old man.
She's like Yellow Jackets now.
If that's what they went and did
With that amazing story
Oh man yo
They ain't even really
Finished telling that shit
I ain't like that
That was horrible
That was horrible
It wasn't even a cliffhanger
To make me want to see season
Yeah it wasn't nothing
Yeah it wasn't nothing
You got me here
And just said
Alright we out
It was bad yo
Check Jason
Check Jason I was hot when I finished that one If you have luxury eyes He just said, all right, we out. It was bad, yo. Check Chasin'. Check Chasin'.
I was hot when I finished that one.
If you have luxury eyes and ears out there,
you can tell when some of these niggas is check chasin'.
It's like the Paul Rosenberg podcast.
Seven episodes of nothing.
Well, I do know that,
and I do agree that I felt unfulfilled pause
by that last episode,
but Homeboy got cancer during this shit.
Oh, really? Jeff Bridges,
the main guy.
And he had to come back and film
like they pieced together the last episode or whatever
after he got it.
Oh, I take it back.
Yeah.
Because seven episodes
is a little odd.
Which is why I just assumed it would be eight.
Fuck that show.
I'm going to watch season two.
Alright, until next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Ay.
Dude, he from Kentucky. Smirky love that switch la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye Ayy Look, they just said the total opposite of, yo, keep it on wax
Ayy, fuck that wax
Keep it in the street
Yo we gone man
Until next time
Peace, love, health, wealth
And prosperity to y'all
Everybody enjoy their weekend
Never fade out
While I'm talking
They got them played again
What the fuck are you talking about
Health, wealth, love
Prosperity and healing
To all of you out there
Enjoy your weekend Can't believe the summer's gone I ain't been enough cookouts this summer Help, wealth, love, prosperity, and healing to all of you out there.
Enjoy your weekend.
Can't believe the summer's gone.
I ain't been enough cookout this summer, but it's fine.
It's fine.
They raised the price of meat, and you niggas stopped throwing cookouts.
It starts to be 500 to have the homies over for dinner.
Yo, dog, I ain't going to hold you.
I went grocery shopping the other day.
Yeah.
Dog, two lamb chops.
This big. That shit was $ day. Yeah. Dog, two lamb chops. This big.
That shit was $27.
Damn.
You wouldn't build a house on the spot, man.
Let's get this back quick. I don't even trust my bitch.
I don't even trust my auntie, uncle, cousin.
I only trust the bitch.
That dumb nigga, he ever get a bar?
He ain't gonna love us.
Let this game shit.
Run deep in my blood.
I ain't gonna love a switch.
Smirky from the rack.
Right.
Doody, he from Kankakee
Smirking love that switch
Duty love that 223
These niggas wanna diss
Fuck that rap shit
Keep it in the streets
Why they be all on my dick?
They still mad for me and Kidd
They ain't never do shit to me
They ain't never did shit to me
They ain't never did shit to me
Why that nigga talking like he talk They ain't never did shit to me They ain't never did shit to me Why the nigga talking like he talk
They ain't just talk, they ain't just talk, they ain't just talk
They ain't just talk, they ain't just talk, they ain't just talk
Alright, feeling violent now
I'm gonna head on out
Get on outta here man
Cool myself down No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,