The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 583 | “The Barbarian Show”

Episode Date: December 3, 2022

The gang picks up where the last episode left off as Joe had no idea people would hate on his triple-double (12:48). Chris Paul gets outed by Kanye West after a Twitter rant (25:45), which followed antisemitic comments earlier in the day on Alex Jones show (29:34). GMA3 news anchors, T.J. Holmes & Amy Robach allegedly had an affair (47:30), new music (1:20:07) and Joe calls his former High School teammate Curtis Small to help convince the guys about his game vs. Oak Hill (1:33:10). Lastly, LeBron James addresses the media (1:48:25), breaking down the movie trailers for Cocaine Bear & Transformers (1:56:09), Alex Hunter is no longer receiving his alimony checks from Wendy Williams (2:09:54), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks: Joe | Shaylin B - “Magic” Ice | Desirée - “Nobody Else” Parks | Parks (feat. Passport Gift, David Bars, & Rasheed Chappell) - “Thank You” Ish | RINI - “Your Eyes”

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Take one. Act one. Take one. You're not eating nobody hummus? I didn't know y'all hated on hummus. Hummus is delicious.

I'm from East Orange, New Jersey and my name is Ishmael. I'm not eating anybody's hummus. Wait, this is such a weird hill to die on. Why? What's wrong with hummus?

Wait. You ate hummus? I've had it before. Wait a minute. This is intriguing. Hummus is delicious. This is unique. I know.

This is part of why you're unique. I didn't know we were on a ban against hummus like this. We're not. It's not we collectively. I'm not. Why are you like this with hummus? What you got against hummus? I're not it's not we collectively i'm not why you like this what you got against hummus ish cory said he was yeah cory's from my neighborhood cory has had i would like some of my walks of life i'm not eating any hummus so what about i'm talking about you right now taziki how do we're not leaving hummus hold on no no i want to know what hummus

did baba ganoush but why but why do you say why do you seem to have such a disdain leaving hummus yet. Hold on. No, no, no. I want to know what hummus did. Baba Ganoush? But why do you seem to have such a disdain for hummus? That's what we're asking. And 90 seconds on hummus. It's just not my thing that I would choose. Have you had it before? Indulgent.

Give us an example. My girlfriend is white. I've been around hummus. Yeah, but that mean that she probably don't know good hummus. Is that what it is? Hummus is Middle Eastern. I know. It's a joke.

It is. Oh, okay. It's ha-ha. My bad. What I'm saying is I have never chosen to eat hummus. I don't want to make a joke about your white girlfriend's cooking. You don't? Not you.

You are just. Because that's not right. Not you. Never would you do such a thing. Ish, maybe you need to have good hummus. That might be it. I wouldn't even know what the good hummus is. Hummus is good.

Like, it's not. Have you ever had hummus? And there's no pork in it. Ever. Well, sometimes they do put some pork in there. But wait, you won't even try it? I think I tried it once or twice. Maybe once.

Because if you tried it and you don't like it, I understand that. How did you even get pussy? If you didn't have no eyes, you'd be finished. You got to eat hummus to get pussy? Yeah. Show us all that garlic. I would lose you. I wasn't even talking to you.

Okay, that's fine. So let me ask you, when you first tried hummus? Them chicks wasn't eating hummus. They were sticking their Hennessy bottles inside. They weren't eating hummus. No, they wasn't. They was eating something else. I would be losing you. They was eating something else, though. Anyway. I'm mad at you. I'm mad at losing you. They was eating something else, though. Yo, anyway.

I'm mad at you. I'm mad at this part. So whatever. It could be up. You're mad, period? Just coming in the door? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like male-on-male hate.

I don't. I don't. Same reaction I had, bro. Excuse me? I don't like male-on-male hate. I don't like to see that. It bothers me. It don't sit right in my soul.

I lose sleep. My foot won't stop. I lose, I lose, I lose, you should get that checked out. I lose sleep thinking about men blatantly hating on other men. It is nasty.

It's a nasty epidemic going on out there. You got infected. Any patient patient zero. They running off tests off the test subject. You the test subject for the doctors? No. Expound.

Logic. It's 90 seconds or less. You think I hate on logic. I don't even know who logic is. Logic could be right here in this living room today. You think I hate on logic? I don't even know who Logic is Logic could be right here In his living room today You think I hate on Logic? I wouldn't know who he was

But you think I hate on him? Come on Let's define You know the right hate That we talking about I don't know You gotta differentiate the hate I hate on Logic, guys

Yes How are you hate on Logic? Joe, how does Pukito No, no Grande Grande Grande How are you You hate on Logic Joe How does Pukito No no Grande Grande Yo dog

I don't know I wouldn't know This man existed If I wasn't for this podcast I don't like Where y'all are going I know you don't dog Bro

It's cool You been down a hallway or two You ain't really You know what I mean And For entertainment's sake I'll engage Come on let yummy you know and for entertainment's sake i'll engage come on let's do it just even when i asked ice to come up with a hate list for me he only named

about three to four people so if i'm 42 years old and you come up with four three to four to three to five names on my hate list i was just real quick i don't think that makes me a hater i think there's some names on my it's up list, and those names are going to stay there. Logic is one of them. I don't like that hip hoppity hop from back and forth. You white, you black. I don't like it all. I don't like it.

It's nasty. It's disgusting. That's how I feel about it. Fucking ASAP. I didn't like his remarks. I'm clear. I express my hate for entertainment purposes. Tyler, the creator.

Weird elevator ride that time. Outside of that, weird ride that time. Didn't really get any of that. As the weirdo that came before that generation of weirdo, we had a weirdo clash. That was a weirdo clash. So that's that on that. It was a clash of weirdos.

That was a weirdo clash. That was a weirdo clash. I don't hate on Cudi the way you say I hate on Cudi. I don't. I just don't think he's ever delivered up to the standard of, what's that, Man of the Moon? The first album, yeah, Man of the Moon. That's fine. I don't think that's hate.

I think that's my musical opinion. You've hated on him for things outside of you. And that other dude that we won't name, I don't think that's hate. I think that's my musical opinion. You've hated on him for things outside of you. And that other dude that we won't name, I don't hate on him. I just wrap circles around him. You don't like him, though. You don't like him, y'all. But that's not hate. I don't have to like him.

You can wrap circles around a lot of niggas, but you're disdain for them. I'm talking about your name and famous people. I'm talking about Regular casual Man on man hate Like wow look at that guy He got a raise as a job That's some bullshit

Look at that guy He's dating that fine girl That's crazy That goal post just took off He said I don't like man on man hate That goal post was running Y'all naming famous people You famous

Stop stop stop, stop. You're not famous. That ain't real hate. I'm talking about real hate. I'm talking about real unsolicited. It's disgusting. I'm searching for that real hate. It is disgusting.

It is. I agree with you. A million percent. It's bad. And you niggas have to be hating on girls too. I see it. That is true too. Yeah.

That is nasty. It's a nasty epidemic. But yo, not too long ago, y'all niggas have to be hating on girls, too. I see it. That is true, too. That is nasty. It's a nasty epidemic. But yo, not too long ago, y'all niggas supported the hate. Bitch, you never did that. You never told. No, I'm not telling on. No. Y'all looked at me like I was crazy.

Well, you act like you haven't done a lot. I haven't done a lot, though. But you have done a lot. You've done a lot. But the shit that I admit to, I admit the shit that I've done. Well, after we pull some teeth, you do. Not true. That is not true admit the shit that I've done. After we pull some teeth, you do. Not true. That is not true.

Certain shit I just never did. Y'all have crucified me for some shit I never did. Fam, I never did it. I had no idea. And I'm going to start this podcast. Sooner or later. I had no idea y'all would hate on my triple double the way y'all did. All of you out there.

Why do you think that was hate? Why? That was hate. There was some hate. Hey out there. Why do you think that was hate? Why? That was hate. There was some hate. Hey, look. I was hate. It was hate. You want me to start this podcast?

Because this is a segment for me. I'm mad about it. Start the pod, but I don't think it was hate. I wasn't hate. Ish. I found that completely hilarious. That's not hate.

It was hate. Come on. We need a clear definition. Two words on. We need a clear definition. Two words in 2023 we need a clear definition of. Hate and secret. I don't know what a secret is anymore. Really? At all, yeah.

It gets tricky out there. Anyway, we got work to do. It made me mad now, man. Now, man, look what y'all went and did. Now, I'm here. Killer, it's the off season. Let's keep it tall. Y'all ain't fucking with my man. And don't check their watch. You know the time cold killer can niggas is fucking yeah This shit's easy for me now nigga Kobe going flat since back when CDs was around what you sold I check once you want to know Look at everybody clapping when you're 30

Betting on myself then I completely double down if you hate it on a nigga, please don't greet me with a pound I be stayin' out the way, but if the beast do come around Could put an M right on your head, you Luigi, brother, now Trace my steps all in this game, you can see we cover ground Back and forth from NC to New York when Jeezy had the crown Give it memories, niggas start to squeeze, we duckin' down So many shares left on the ground, it make the Easter Bunny proud I get up, dust my clothes off, sleep is the cousin of death

No plans to doze off, the streets that don't come with a ref I never soul soft, just creep where the hustlers crept And got they O's off, you reach niggas up and like Steph To blow your nose off, kazoom tight, and then resume flight As if it never happened shit We go get this one is so much sickness angel. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from YouTube Google SoundCloud Spotify patroli My pen of the papers

Like, they don't even fuckin' speak English. Bitch, my pen and the paper's lethal. I'm sendin' them straight to Mika. The nigga that made them peep the reaper. Creepin' on ya. The center failure reakin' on ya. Check your genitalia. Pussy niggas bleedin' on ya.

Self, fuckin' with coal is bold, but it's impedin' on ya. Health, all your niggas eatin' on ya. What's up? How y'all feelin'? Y'all feel alright? Y'all feel alright? Feelin' good, bro. Feelin' good. It's cold outside. It's cold outside. Green dreams. Sometimes my dogs wanna kill 12. Y'all feel a'ight? Y'all feel a'ight? We feeling good, bro. We feeling good. It's cold outside. It's cold outside.

Shout out to all the ladies listening with jackets and coats. Y'all the real heroes. Shout out to the ladies listening with they bed right next to the radiator in the Bronx. That's some good Bronx heat coming out of there Good Bronx heat Yeah, it get hot And I like to sleep naked Know what? I like to sleep naked

Hold on I know five shit Carolina Two, six, stand up, nigga Put your hood up Put your hood up Put your hood up Put your hood up Put your hood up Put your clean up Put your hood up! Put your hood up! Put your hood up!

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bothered you, bro. I hate men. I hate men. That's why I never hung out with men. I didn't like to go to the club, 90 niggas.

No, no, no. I hate y'all. Men just got nasty men tendencies. Get out of here, haters. That here haters that's funny it bothered me but anyway uh what is 583 yeah 583 yada yada yada i'm here with my friends ish is here ice is here parks is here poe is here cory's here ian's here keebs here erickson is here everybody is here shout out to wherever you may be listening from. YouTube, Patreon, SoundCloud,

Spotify, all of that good stuff. I forgot something, but it's fine. SoundCloud, Google, wherever this shit is at. Anyway, what's up, man? How y'all doing? How y'all feeling? Straight. Feeling great. Good, good. You ain't see all I'm hate on my triple-double. Come on, let's get it out the way so we can talk about matters of importance. Before you got here, Ice told me, look at my body. I don't have a basketball build. He told me I don't have a basketball build body. I wouldn't say that.

No, they said that. And then I said, yo, he has a, you know, my dad bod, Joe. That's what I said. I didn't say look at your body. I don't care about your body. Y'all said I had 10 fouls, 10 fall downs, and 10 cigarettes. Yo. Some of the things y'all said. This is my thing.

You know, basketball, familiar. Let's say that, right? I've been around basketball my whole life. You can't even talk to me without smirking and smiling and showing your teeth. Yo, fam. Yo, y'all don't think this is craziness. How tall were you in high school? I'm asking you a question.

How tall were you in high school? Six feet. In high school? Yeah, I never grew. I was six feet. So you six feet. So you a point guard. So let's say 5'11", 5 grew. I was six feet. So you six feet. So you're a point guard. So let's say 5'11", 5'10", whatever you want.

So you're a point guard. But in high school, it... No, I'm not a point guard. You might be a six foot and be a two. Not playing against Oak Hill Academy. You're not, though. No, you wasn't. No, you're not.

These are the best of the best basketball players in the nation. Antoine. The two guards are 6'6". At 15 years old, I mean, I say this a lot, I could jump out of the gym. I'm with you. I'm not discrediting anything you say. You are. I'm not.

I didn't even get a sentence out. Your start is discrediting me. How tall were you? That's discrediting you? You're smirking at me. You're making me mad You know Dog

So look Get to your point You 5'11 Right You're in high school He just He said 5'10 Go ahead

Get your shit off You 6'1 And playing against Oak Hill It's the best of the best It's the 90s Right Uh huh You gotta bring the ball

Up to court sometime. Who? I'm the owl, too. Not Joe. I'm the sitting on the perch. Not Joe. Maybe Curtis was bringing the ball up. I'm not bringing that ball up, but you shouldn't.

Joe said he had 10 assists. Yes. You don't have to bring the ball up to get an assist. I know, but you got to play with it. Yeah, it's okay. You got to have the ball in your hands. You could be swinging that motherfucker. I've seen Joe play basketball several times. Playing against Oak Hill Academy,

Joe's not dribbling the ball enough to accumulate 10 assists. In my brain. You don't have to dribble the ball to get 10 assists. I have 10 turnovers. This is hate if I ever. This is crazy. You might have 10 turnovers. I'll give you that.

I don't believe that y'all don't hear this. Rebounds, I'm going to rock with. 10 points, I'm going to rock with. Ish. Come on, let's going to rock with. Ish. Come on, let's talk for a minute because we got a part to do. You know what bothers me? This is what bothers me. It'd be the most unathletic inside the house never seen a park picked up on a three man that get to look at you today and talk like this.

He making me mad. Ish. I'm rocking with the rebounds at 10 points. That get to look at you today and talk like this. He making me mad. Oh, dude. I'm rocking with the rebound. If I'm setting a screen and my man is on absolute fire, then I'm getting an assist. You set the screen. You roll off the screen because he got the ball. He's never passing me that ball.

If he missed, I'm grabbing the ball and I'm putting it right back up. The screen, was it set with the leg sweep or no? All right. Oh, man. I just want to know. Okay. The screen, was it set with the leg sweep or no? All right. Oh, man. I just want to know. Okay. But I seen you set screens. Yo, dog, who you calling, man?

Oh, man, this guy, yo. You call Kurt Smalls? I hope so. I hope not. I hope so. Carmelo. I don't believe y'all don't hate a hate in y'all. No, I told you I'm hating.

I'm not hating, though. Yo, dawg. I'm tired of this guy. You're lucky. We're going to get back to this. Joe, I told you he's not letting this go. I told you the last episode. I'll let it go if y'all admit that this is just unwarranted hate.

Joe, how many times have I said I'm hating? I've said it. It's hate. You shouldn't hate on your friend. That's all. True. You shouldn't hate on your friend. But this is playful hate.

It's not really. No, but then the internet hate is just crazy. Well, they're going to hate regardless. I ain't got nothing to do with them. Look, it's still Googling my stats. He's trying to find it. No, I called the school. Yo, on your website, y'all only have going back to, I think it was like 0203.

I need a couple years before that. No, we don't have that. No, I was looking for the class of 95 at Oak Hill. That's what I was looking for the class of 95 at Oak Hill. That's what I was looking for. That would say a lot. Dog, I'm sure the front court at Oak Hill's class of 95, I don't even know who was there.

Yo, this guy is. Was a bunch of six, nine. He spent time on the hate. I did. Yes. You got to commit to the hate. You got to commit to the hate. I'm not hating.

I'm just saying. It is hate. It's you finding every reason in the world to hate. Instead of just saying, yo, my man did that? Yes. We have a witness that I ain't spoke to in

27 years. Wait. You think I coerced them into saying that? Emmett Till had a witness from 60 years ago. That's some bullshit. Are you crazy?

Are you crazy, yo? You know how many niggas locked up over the witness that. Joe, knock it off. You got you. You don't believe the nigga that was in the game and got 15? My nigga was hot. He was delusional. Yeah, yeah.

He was just Any nigga Saying anything So wait So if I'm And I'm moving on from this Because now it's going to sound Like I'm obsessed If I'm telling you That at 15 years old

I could jump out of a gym Do the gym I can believe that And you believe that I do I believe that Then why would you ever Say something about

I'm sure there were Six foot nine dudes On the front court Yes there were What did that matter If I could jump out of a gym? Because these same 6.9-foot-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4- Now, where's the other? You're lucky. No, y'all talk. Keep talking. Y'all lucky to stick your water heads to this phone. Where's the other doubles come from? You need three doubles. That's the points.

He didn't get no ten points. We just said he's not dribbling the ball. I gave you the rebounds because some athletic jokers could get bored. And I just watched you grab a rebound and put it back up. Before we leave today, I'm going to get this guy on the phone, buddy. I gave you the tip. Because this is unbelievable to me. I'm going to give you some tip-ins and some foul shots.

I'm going to give you the tip. Just say, yo, Joe, it's really unbelievable that you made a team known for fucking basketball, that you made varsity, that y'all had a game scheduled with Oak Hill,

that you played in that game and did anything in that game. No, you got to triple down. Say that. Because then when it proves to be true, I want to see the same effect on the reverse side all the antics all of that all that Oh, I want it all of the sauce. I want to see it on the reverse side

But it won't happen Look, no, I'ma say you was right know what they gonna say. Don't hear narcissists Leave it alone Narcissist give to get to the bottom of it. He's a narcissist. Give me your best game. Your best organized game. Now I want to hear anybody else's best organized game.

I was nice. I'm just letting you know I was nice. Give me your best organized game of basketball. I don't know. High 20s maybe.

Something around there. Low 30s, high 20s. Jumped up to him real quick. I said high 20s, low 30s. Just a scoring machine, scoring animal. That was nice. That's it? About there.

None of the other stats. I would be making them up at this point. I would be creating some shit. I don't know. All right. Lamar I didn't play just got your nickname at 30 you wasn't ice in high school yes I was no you wasn't No, he wasn't ice in high school. Yes, I was. No, he wasn't.

Yes, I was. Then call a high school friend. Talk to him. Yes, I was. Call a high school friend. Why it's only me, Mr. Burn All the Relationships. That's calling a high school friend. Take that.

Yo. Nigga, we're going to get back to that. You got the triple dove, bro. You got it. Bro. Sir. He's supposed to call you. Sir, you got the triple door always hate nigga last week you call Paul McCartney sir he was 90 look did he have a triple double against Nah, I just Googled. That hate is crazy. It was on the Oak Hill Academies when I just Googled.

It's one in Jersey. It wasn't the Virginia one, man. It's the one in Linkroft. That hate, man. It might have been a... Y'all mad my triple-double's in a road game, too. I might believe Paul McCartney. We was on the...

Yo, I did that on the road. You know the funny shit? I might believe Paul McCartney got the triple-double. I did that on the road. So did Dorothy. Fuck him. Okay. All right. All right. You got it, buddy. Fuck out of here. did Dorothy. Fuck him. Okay. All right.

All right, man. Fuck out of here. Holy shit. Fuck out of here. Come on, y'all part. Y'all, everybody. He said y'all part. He going to get something on the phone, too.

That's the fucked up part. I know it's coming. Yo, nigga, answer your phone. Nigga, this is Joe Button. Blowing his shit up. Yo, dog, I work for a living, Joe. Where you talking 27 years, man? Oh, shit, bro.

That's fucking funny. Yo, you have to get the nigga fired. Nigga, fuck your job. All right, come on. Go ahead and call it. Oh, man. Jesus, bro. That was great.

You know what? But we're going to leave it alone. I do. You got your triple-double. I'm not even going to hate you anymore. I'm with you, man. Jesus, bro. That was great. You know what? But we're going to leave it alone. I do. You got your triple-double. I'm not even going to hate anymore. I'm with you, bro. I'm not hating anymore. It was fun to hate, but it was you.

You did it. You did that. Yo, I got one last question. See? See, I left the hate alone. Two of them. So the next game, you ain't getting no burn? I don't think so.

Two of them. So the next game, you ain't get no burn? I don't think so. So look, you know how dude be, you know, like the eighth man, ninth man off the bench. He get in and he show up. He going to get some cook next game. We ain't know you could do that. So we going to give you some Jeremy Lin.

You just went out there, had a triple-double in a national powerhouse and then went back to the bench. That's funny to you all. But I'm telling you, my memory's bad, but I think I only played that game because people weren't there. No, but now we were short-handed. We stumbled on the gym. We had a diamond in the rough.

I don't think you know who was on my team. See, that's the other part. Forget the triple-double. Me making this team is a fucking... I had niggas on my team. I wasn't going to play again. The guards were 6'6", 6'7". What are you talking about? The center, big dom, 6'11",

big-ass country nigga. Are you kidding me? Anyway, man, I'm done with y'all. Go ahead, nigga. Are you kidding me? Anyway, man, I'm done with y'all. Go ahead, pod. Y'all pod now. Y'all pod. I'm going to go smoke

y'all pod. I'm mad now. Oh, man. 6'11", Don. I don't like this. I don't like how I hate my phone, y'all. It looks nasty.

I just want you to know they just sent me the roster for Oak Hill for that year. Who did? It just popped up in my phone. They just listened to the pod. Yeah, it was them. It's not live.

They just knew we was going to discuss it. I got a text message and it had the team photo. All right, so what we got? I'm trying to get the names. 94, 95? Sound like it might have been about right. I'm trying to get the names, but it was just a team photo, so I'm— Wait till you hear these names.

Maybe 95, 96. One of those. Yeah. Mr. Basketball of Connecticut. Mr. Basketball. Oh, you was number four. I see you in there. What?

You was number four? I don't know what you're talking about. No, no, no. That's Oak Hill. Oh, it's Oak Hill. That's the team he scored the triple-double. Oh. You see him? There's some tall dudes on there. You don't know what you don't know. No, no, no. I was okay. That's the team. He scored a triple-double. Oh, you see them You see him some tall dudes All the boys cuz I could jump out the gym you do is gonna do that with me I know I know I

Don't know I said I know. I'm agreeing with you, man. I'm on your side, man. Now I'm on your side, man. Now I'm on your side. Before y'all get fired. Go ahead. Go ahead. Reason for termination. Oh, man. Basketball hate. We can just keep moving into basketball hate.

Come on. Let's get right into it. Let's get right into it. Chris Paul was somewhere. Mine is business. Mine is getting his own trip. I got get right into it. Chris Paul was somewhere. Mine is business. Mine is business. Give me his own triple dollars. I got to walk back all my Chris Paul hate now.

You up there with your man. Easy. It's Parks and Yeezy hating on Chris Brown triple dollars. I walk it all back. I walk it all back. Back to man on man hate. This is hate. That is hate.

That is disgusting. That is definitely hate. You can't say before I go, let me break one more window. I caught this dude sleeping with my wife. All right, nigga, then she wasn't yours. Yo, no, bigger than that. You lost. Nigga, when she was somebody else's wife in the league, you was popping.

I don't know. No. She was married to the dude Chris from the Nets. Oh, yeah was married to Chris from the Nets Oh yeah Humphries from the Nets Chris Humphries She was married to Chris Humphries

Yeah That was what The 72 hour marriage You keep track of all The little niggas That look like you I forgot he even existed I forgot that nigga

Even wasn't alive Where the hell You pull that name Right That was her husband It was How you know they was married when Kanye started popping? Come on let's be messy Consequences raddit

Consequence Consequence pardon me Raddit He just pluralized my man He raddit Uncle Potter is great That nigga raddit on his They're the same era

Should be But we can't... We don't know how much hip-hop this couch knows. I know. I didn't say nothing to you. I said I know. I'm talking to Park. I'm agreeing with you.

Y'all want to be silly today. I'm agreeing with you. I can tell y'all want to be silly today. All right, so come on. Back to... How do you just say, yo, before I go, yeah, I'm going to fuck up your marriage too.

I mean, he just coming off of Before I Go to Sleep. Tomorrow, I'm going to fuck up your marriage, too. I mean, he just coming off of Before I Go to Sleep. Tomorrow, I'm going to go Defcon 3 and The Juice. So this is right along the- The 3. CP3, Defcon 3. We just, you know what I mean? Numerology and shit.

I feel you. Miss Cleo. Fucking nigga. Miss Cleo. That is disgusting, bro. Nah, that is ridiculous, dog. That's what shows you what I've been saying all along. He been a goof.

The money just made him a bigger goof. You are ratting, huh? Don't make it serious because I don't care. Nah, you snitching on me. I'm done even talking about dude, really, but this is too funny. Yo, what? Twitter was in rare form last night. It felt like the good old days.

I was happy he restored the feeling a little bit on Twitter. Fam, the nigga said Devin Booker threw him the alley. That's funny. Could you know Devin Booker

fuck with the sister? Soul made a Kardashians D-League reference. Yo. Oh my God. No, somebody found an old Braun tweet tagging Chris Paul

said one down, three to go. Yo. No. Yo. No. Yo, no, they was wildin', son. And then,

you know, Twitter gonna get to the petty shit. They go dig up the Drake photos where they playing basketball, him and his mans, two of his mans,

they all got Chris Paul jerseys on. Like an old, it's an old photo? No, right before the hair okay but they from each team that he played on like but just Chris Paul jerseys no it was a New Orleans Jersey home in a way and that is funny you Then they dug up some old Kim Kardashian tweets.

Mm. Said, um, well, the Clippers killed their opponent tonight. Well, actually, like, always. Oh, shit. Whoa. Yo. Yo. Yo. You can't give the internet nothing.

Nothing. Nothing, bro. Especially something like this. Nothing. Damn. I ain't gonna lie. I'm kind of enjoying the self-destruction

of Kanye West. He giving it up. I mean, it's terrible, but it is intriguing. Even prior to that, did y'all see the Alex Jones shit that he was on?

Yeah, unfortunately. Damn, you know how bad it is when Alex Jones is trying to shoot you, Bell, and you still step on that no let me try

to shoot my guy some bail how you knew that was him plausible deniability he had a mask on he couldn't even face them words he was like oh no I don't even want y'all looking at my face let me grab my pooch heisty and get over this interview. Yo. Bruh. And kept standing in it. No, no. Double, triple, quadruple.

Man, what's like, well, you're not saying that you like Hitler. No, no, I do. All right, you got it, bro. It's amazing. I never thought I would see this day, yo. What? This is the car crash. Where Kanye West says that he is a Nazi and likes Hitler. I really, I never saw this day. What? This is the car crash. Kanye West says that he is a Nazi and likes Hitler.

I never saw this coming. Some good writers in that writing room. Some good writers. Plot twist is crazy. There you go. This is us. This is him. This is him.

This is him. He better have an M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end of this motherfucker or it's going to be bad. Don't twist. No, it's a twist. It's twisting. Ain't shit else. Nigga, if Chris Paul and Pete Davidson beat, you're just not holding it down. You got to have some accountability here.

At some point. Well, he said it was porn's fault. He said porn destroyed my family. I'm not even talking about him no more. I'm talking to the funnies, which is, was it Chris Paul? Was it Cliff Paul? How do we know? They throw in a sis.

Allstate. And either way, he was providing some insurance, wasn't he? Come on. Come on. Come on. He got that triple-double. Some liability? Come on. Come on. Come on. He got that triple-double. Come on. Liability.

Come on. This guy was great just in many different areas. She's really got a wide palette of taste, don't she? Women like that scare me. Yeah.

Why? Why? Yeah. What's the palette? I like for you to know who you like. Pete Davidson and Chris Paul? She's like rich niggas. On the same roster?

Lifestyles of the rich. Yeah. Fuck. Lost Boys, all right. Yeah. I'd like her to be a little. Mr. Cheese. Freaky, freaky time.

I'd like there to be a little more depth to what you like rather than Rich Nicklaus. It's depth, all right. Banking on depth. How deep can you go into that podcast? I mean, zeroes we talking. Pete Davidson did it right, yo. We got to start giving Pete a little more credit around this podcast. Hey, man, me, it's tried from the rip.

No, no, no. We got to give him some more credit around this podcast. He got in and got out of that motherfucker. He got in, used you to quit his job. He's in Taco Bell commercials and all types of shit. He ran it up

just by taking you to Pathmark. You was the easy. That was the easy. He ain't even. Big nigga took you to Acme. Had you head over heels.

Oh, it's the little things. Love when you sneak in for the kill when they vulnerable like that Yo What And he's a younger dude Like

For real You know what I mean Like Look dog Hey dog In Monopoly sometimes When your piece is getting out the game And you had some houses up there

Might try to finagle To see if we can leave A few houses up there You gotta cash in On that type of equity And that's what he did. He cashed in. He wearing that shit right off. He did what they do.

All of them. He quit SNL. He went to the Nick game in pajamas the other day. With something else nice. You at that level now where I'm outside in the pajamas? And they do a good job with their publicists.

On brand. But there really could be a doc about the fall of the Kardashians. Nobody is talking about it, but there could be that doc. That doc could exist. They kind of up still, though. No, I'm not talking about their finances. Oh, okay. I'm talking about at one point, they were the quintessential America darlings.

That's what they were. I'm not talking about their money. They all got too much money. But if you just now get into everything that happened like we do with the old, what was that show? A few shows that they say had a curse. Different strokes, family ties. I don't remember. But Rob, there's a lot to get. But Rob.

There's a lot to get into with Rob. There's a lot to get into with the dad. Chris Jenner. I mean, not Chris Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner. A lot to get into with Chris. There's always a lot to get into with her.

It seemed like a few of the sisters don't really fuck with a few of the sisters, distance themselves. There's a lot to get into with her. It seemed like a few of the sisters don't really fuck with a few of the sisters, distance themselves. There's a lot to get into there. Some of the dudes that they picked and how they ended up. You could do a rise and fall of the Kardashians socially. You 100% could. Socially. Yeah, socially.

Yeah, because they still up. And they're going to always be up. But socially, they don't have that grip like they once did but that's none of my business I didn't think that anybody that was on that little canoe boat

trip at what's faithful you got the league's best you got the league's best players

on the banana boat in the lake somewhere eating grapes. We roll out of bed and score 40. We eat more than grapes. We have saved playoff games, game sixes and sevens, been clutch, hit free throws, saved teams, organizations. I'm cheating. Ta-da. I'm cheating Yeah It's the same thing we said about The coach up in

In Boston Same shit I cheated off my triple double That's how you got the triple double son Okay You was popping the stack girl Okay no? Okay, okay, wait, no, no. You was popping the stack, girl. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

You was popping the stack, girl. All right, we getting carried away. Oh, man. Melody from heaven. All right. Let's get loaded on things so good. Easy. Bring it back.

Okay. Hey, let me hear you go. Melody from heaven. Real gospel. I love this shit. Melody from hell. Real gospel. Not that Kanye shit. Just going to call on the Lord, because y'all acting silly this part. Y'all know Chris Paul did this shit.

Not doing that. Black men don't cheat. That's right. Chris Paul. Oh, he was married. Oh, he didn't do that then. Yeah, he could. No, he didn't do that.

He didn't do that. Come on. Come on, don't do that then Yeah No he didn't do that He didn't do that Come on Come on don't do that Kanye I'm not throwing away Kanye is nasty yo He's disgusting Damn He's a mess

He's got his own kids His own wife Because your situation Ain't work out I'ma just Light a torch To other niggas shit That is disgusting

Nah I mean that's cool If you gonna keep that energy All the way around He's a big up Hitler And this Chris Paul Like your seesaw is This is Hold on This is way off I hate, that's cool if you're going to keep that energy all the way around. He's a big up Hitler and discrisp all. Like, your seesaw is, this is, hold on. It's way off. I hate the son's mascot like the next guy, but this is wrong.

It is way off. I mean, couldn't you think of a funny joke? It's fine. That's disgusting, B. Right now. Right now. Right now. Yeah, we might got to replace jail and all that shit. Right now. Right now. We might got to replace jail and all that shit.

We might got to replace the jail drop with something else now. Yeah. All right, so let me be honest. He's got to go. Let me be honest, bro. Let's hear it. I don't know how I ended up listening to it. Oh, you heard the mega album too, finally.

No. But I ended up listening to College Dropout and Graduation. Yesterday? Yeah. McCracken was despised. That is a very weird timing, man. It was weird timing, but. It's not.

You a coon. Oh, well, yeah, that too. Yeah, it ain't weird timing. Perfect timing, fam. That too. That was an ad for you. I'm listening. Go ahead.

I ain't getting rid of Kanye, man. I'm listening. Go ahead. I ain't getting rid of Kanye, man. I'm sorry. I won't listen to nothing new. I'm sorry. Listen, I apologize, man. He's saying some fucked up shit right now. He is. He didn't say that when he made this, though.

His genius was still moving. He was humble back then. Didn't he say, I hate these dudes more than a nazi or something like that yeah my how the temples have turned word that's funny well i mean he did have a song on yeezus called black skinhead right it was on the wall but skinhead isn't necessarily but now yeah now yeah i'm uncomfortable with all this skin the skinhead there is a skinhead culture that's not nazism oh okay before

nazis uh took it what's the word yeah there's a internet word for that co-opted it i don't want to talk about kanye i want to talk about Kanye fans. They not out there supporting this bullshit. No, no. If I'm here for entertainment purposes, which I am, now speak up. Now is the time. I want to hear from y'all. Just a month ago, we was all trying to find anti-Semite.

Is this? They was right. Hey, y'all was telling, we was debating what was happening. I thought I was Jewish. No, for real. No, you right, though. I was like, nah, what I heard was, and blah, blah, blah. Nah, he's not.

He just knows me. Dog, he showed y'all. Yeah, now he is. Hey, he showed y'all. Yeah, now he is. He showed y'all, boy. It's almost like he's sitting there saying, damn, they still rocking with me? All right, what can I say to make sure they don't rock with me anymore? I'm going to say this. Damn, that ain't work?

OK, what's next? No, no, no, no, no. Because it was those people, too, that thought this was part of a larger plan. Y'all was like, oh, he couldn't get out of his contract. You don't think the timing of this is funny. Now, he's out of everything. It could be creative genius. Well, guess what?

He got out of the shit. He got out of that. He got out of all of it. He got out of everything. Hey, y'all was right. He out. Y'all was right. That was a plan. He out.

He out. Tell me this part of the plan. That's all I want to hear I don't want to talk about Kanye no more I'm done you know what they're doing now oh shit cause they are still

they are still defending I take it back like right now they're defending all they're doing is saying well they're not defending they're deflecting oh but

y'all can say good things about George Washington and this person and this person so why can't he say good things about Hitler? We're not talking about George Washington right this second. I'm just telling you, I've seen that defense.

Boy, are you niggas still carrying singles? Wow. I forgot who George Washington even was. I ain't going to hold you. Who's that? I'm with you on that. Who are y'all even talking about? I might be changing a little bit.

George, he carrying no singles. I got no singles on me, nigga. You niggas crazy. You know you still hire crackheads to do work around your house. I definitely do. You better keep a dollar, a burger, something. Kanye, boy. You better keep a burger in your pocket.

A burger. Hey, man, come fix this central air. Bacon, egg, and cheese. Yo, you good? This is not funny. It's not funny, but you said it. I'm here to laugh today. I don't care about none of y'all problems.

Got my own. That nigga just dragged Chris Paul out of nowhere. Yo, out of nowhere. Nowhere. I wanted to tell some more stuff. What else you found in her phone? He probably know mad shit. Man, how you even find that out?

That was too vague. Who was it that was following? All it said was I found out this guy was with my wife. Well, no. What you did? I want to know what you did. I don't think it was the ring camera. He might know something.

He probably know mad shit, yo. That's crazy. Stupid ass internet talking about now you're about to make Chris Paul lose the only ring he got. That fucked up, man. Yo. That ain't going.

It's a lifetime Chris Paul hater This is too much, man Put too much on Chris Yeah, man He didn't do a thing Nothing, man He didn't deserve it

He didn't deserve that, man That's fucked up, man He didn't deserve it Damn One of the most Unselfish basketball players He just out Giving out a little something

On and off the court Yeah Alley-oop Take that, nigga. Nigga said, yo, Joe Budden Podcast talking about we ain't talking about

Kanye no more. He said, Kanye was like, word. Watch this. Here we are talking about this fucking goof, yo.

Nah, he gonna make sure we talking about it. Yeah, that's a fact. I'm laughing because This is funny, though. I be telling, girl. I'm a hater, too. I'm a hater, though. I'm a because... This is funny, though. I'll be telling, girl. I'm a hater, too. I'm a hater, though.

I'm a hater. Full circle. No, I recognize what I'm just... Hey, but this ain't directed at nobody. Girls always fall for the short guy. And Chris Paul's not short, but by basketball, he's short. The short guy. You know the announcers always say, LeBron was born like that, but Steph Curry, the normal

everyday man, can relate to him. He's our size and walks and talks like us. I mean, man, you're talking about fucking assassins. You're talking about these niggas. You think they don't fuck? I mean, I don't know. And they not little. They little by basketball standards.

The average woman is what, 5'6", 5'7"? 5'6". The nigga's still 6'3", 6'4". I just hit 17 threes in the game. You think I'm coming home to look at Ayesha Curry cook some shit? Let me ask you that. I'm asking you a question. I hit 19 threes. In Toronto.

Stop it. If you think I'm coming home to look at my wife, you got another thing. I had a joke. I'm just keeping it right. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Nope. Nope. Not getting this. This is an entertainment podcast. Oh, no. Oh, no!

Oh, man. They're back. Here we go. Mel D! Now, if you love the Lord, make some noise in here! See you out there! Mel D! What are they saying?

Antoine. Just gotta feel it. You know what I mean? Antoine. You don't know this fucking black anthem? We didn't even get to the good part. I don't know what they said. I didn't know what that did.

I thought that was some new shit. You said it's an anthem? Y'all are s***. And you are. First of all, I'm not a nigger. But I'm just... Y'all are niggardly. Remember when that was annoying? That was an annoying little fucking thing.

Niggardly. Niggardly was annoying, dog. Antoineley garley was annoying dog antoine this is kirk franklin melodies from heaven this is a gospel song saying all black churches everywhere all growing up a lot of black kids that had to sing this song this was great alto tenors soprano practice because they all have a main part rain down on me yeah it's like a thing look I'm going to tell y'all tomorrow. If it ain't Stomp, I don't know Kirk Franklin. I was just about to say, Joe, Kirk Franklin is relatively new in gospel. Excuse me?

All right, come on. We'll move on now. Now we'll move on. I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying if it ain't Stomp, I don't know it. That's relatively new. That's relatively new. Stomp'll move on. I'm not going to say that. I'm just saying that it ain't Stomp. That's relatively new. That's relatively new. Stomp is relatively new. Kirk Franklin is

not relatively new to gospel. Come on, y'all. I don't listen to gospel. Y'all knew Kirk Franklin before Stomp? Yes. No. Yes. Ish. What the fuck? I'm being honest. No. I grew up in a Pentecostal church. ISIS family is very, very, very black church-esque.

I never heard of Kirk Franklin before Stomp. Me neither. Nigga, Stomp is old one. Stomp is new. I know. That's why I said Kirk Franklin is relatively new. If you have not heard of Kirk Franklin until he got his record deal, then something is wrong. new if you have not heard of Kirk Franklin until he got his record deal then something is wrong I don't care about Pentecostal, Bablicostal, unorthodox I don't I don't know what y'all

talk about y'all should be ashamed of y'all something wrong yeah I'm talking Andre Crouch Dewanans all of them I know all of that John P. Key I don't know oh see forget it didn't forget it come on move right along yeah. Come on. Move right along. Yeah, let's move on. Move right along. Yo, that couch can't talk to me in parks about nothing music. I just want to keep reiterating that point. Did you say something?

Honestly, stomp. I don't know gospel music. I'll be the first to tell you. I don't know about no gospel. All right, we get gospel the rest of the episode. All right, come on. What else we got? What else we got?

What else we got? Y'all see the TV hosts? TJ Holmes, right? Yes. I don't know who that is. TJ Holmes is Good Day America, Good Morning America. Okay. Good Morning America, TJ Holmes, and his co-host.

That's two of the three main hosts for Good Morning America. And they both are married. Oh, it's the male. TJ Holmes is married. And Katie Burek, I want to get her name, is married. OK. Yeah, y'all do the research. Get the names right.

And I'll update parts. They both are married. They both work on this show. They both ran the New York City Marathon and trained for it. Trainers yet again. And somebody hired a private eye, which if we really want to have a podcast, we can talk about.

I have my own taste. Someone hired a private eye. I thought you were going to say you have your own private eye. Someone hired, I have a few private eyes if you need one. Someone hired a private eye and got back what they paid for. They got back.

The private eye did his job. I hate when that happens. Really good job. Boy, it hurts. Boy, it hurts. Amy Robach? Yeah. Okay.

So anyway, I'm just going to play you a clip because, you know, the clip starts circulating. This is them talking about preparing for the race. Well, you've been training. You've been training. With you. And I run behind you and you keep the pace. I don't have to worry about these things. Right.

So if you are the pacer, you do have to worry about these things. You're the pacer. That made me the pace-y. Is that a thing? Yeah, you're the pace-y. Okay. So yeah. But we're going to both be finishers, and that's what counts.

It's always the trainer, dog. Now, let me tell y'all something out there. Keep your girls out of the gym. Look at me. It's always the trainer. Look at me. All the cameras. All the cameras.

Zero in right here. I didn't know I needed to remind y'all of this But I'm here to do it Y'all's wives And husbands Know y'all They know y'all Yo

You could be doing the greatest job Of suppressing information But your wife and your husbands know you that's when they get to say the stupid shit like i can sense it that's when deborah cox stranger in my house all that bullshit coming to play to me it's well what was deborah cox oh nobody you're not supposed to be here yeah they both got anthems in this arena. But they know, y'all, you can't flirt like this at work and go home. On national TV.

You can't do that. Hey, even if you hide it in, I was training for some shit. Fam. You cannot flirt this way at work and your partner not find out. You're wearing a $1,000 suit, smelling like heaven. What's up? You think he smells like heaven? Probably to her. Fam, you get used to what you got at home.

Husband walking around with a flannel on. Coming in here with a fucking cut European thing. Yo, bruh. Clearly these rules still stand. They go to work, break some of the biggest news stories this country has ever seen they don't feel like being faithful i don't feel like it i just covered fucking katrina no i'm gonna enjoy myself and have a shot of reposado or some shit hey and that's another thing all them little uh company outings for work, we gonna just go to the bar and say,

come on, we gonna tell the truth today? After work? After work? A little happy hour? I had a girlfriend used to try some of that. It don't start off like that. Why I oughta. It don't even start off like that.

What you mean? Unpack it for us. Come on, mister. You can't help yourself. Come on. I just don't even start off like that. What you mean? Unpack it for us. Come on, mister. You can't help yourself. Come on. I just don't think it starts. It's platonic initially. You know what I mean?

It's platonic. So you not handling your business at home. Super Sniper himself. Super, you got a lot of energy in this one. Until that spandex comes out, right? No. You ain't handling your business. Homeboy showing her pictures of him jumping off of cliffs in Bali, fucking skiing in Aspen.

You're like, this motherfucker just had fucking hamburger helper last night. Yeah. Then it go to happy hour. Happy hour leads to two, three shots and a dance. Happier hour. The dance is it. That's it. Next time. Nightcap. No, no, no. No, no, no. Just a dance. Happier hour. The dance is it. That's it. Next time.

Nightcap. No, no, no. No, no, no. Just a hug. No, no. The hug you felt to y'all mean. Get the cat.

You be hard on the hug. You have, I have gotten hug. I have gotten hard on the hug. Absolutely. So that means the hug lasted long enough

for the hard to happen. Yeah, a little tight, you know, a little five minute. That's not the lasted long enough for the hard to happen. Yeah, a little tight, a little five minutes. That's not the platonic hug. That's a snuggle, man. That's a charge. Y'all cut it, nigga. That's a charge if you get some money. It's a charge.

He pressed his thing on me. You can't press your thing on somebody during a hug. You crazy? All right. I hear you. I take your word for it. Don't tell. Look. I hear you. I take your word for it. Don't tell. Look at that.

Look. I take your word for it. Anyway. You're in the entertainment business, but nah, that's some funny shit. Hey, man. I'm the Pacey. I'm running behind you. Bet you are, nigga.

We training together. The trainer. All you men out there. Keep your girl out the gym. Get that nigga out your house. You get a solo flex and you call it a day. You put that shit in the basement, the garage, anywhere you got to put it. Keep them niggas out of your house and out of your girl.

I ain't going to hold you. The trainer's been on the run for a minute. What? Nigga. Dog, you fat. They ripped up. Y'all focusing too much on this train and stuff for me there's way too much funny shit in this fam i'm i think he hired the private eye we don't even need no more topics honestly like that's how much like i'm

going back to because if you look this nigga said he hired the problem listen i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you why. Well, we can find out, by the way. When I say he, I'm talking about. Her husband.

No. He talking about the host. I'm talking about dude, the co-host. You always got some weird. I'm going to tell you why, but I can explain it though. Break it down. So,

internet, internetting, pulls up the post that he made to his wife. Like, honoring her allegedly it was like an anniversary post and he's like yo I gave you those are always shady by the way that's why you can't do those

he was like I gave you multiple opportunities to leave like reasons you should have left basically that's why they're always bad yeah like he was like but you're have left basically. That's why they're always bad. And it's like, yeah, like he was like, but you're, what do you call it? You're built in black woman superpower. Something along them lines.

And that's where we're getting trouble. Yep. That right there is where we're getting trouble. We got to stop doing that. But dude was, like if you read the post, I was trying to find it. I can't find the exact post. If you read the words,

it sounded like he was saying, I tried my hardest to leave you. You just won't leave me. All right, I'm going to find it. I can't find the exact post. No, you read the words. It sounded like he was saying, I tried my hardest to leave you. You just won't leave me. All right, I'm going to go hire a dude, get these pictures out here, and now we can get this over with because I'm tired of hiding this. I'm happy here.

I'm not happy here. And you will not leave me. It's Tristan Thompson all over again. I told y'all that before. Well, now you're moving because when I start talking about things that are funnier here, that's one of them. Like when you live with somebody that you really don't want to be with and you got to go home to them, but you work with the person you really fuck with.

Damn, that is miserable. That sounds like a nightmare. It really is. That part is not spoken about enough because you cheated. So nobody want to hear your side of things. But we be having a side sometimes. Yo, you on the phone

and Shorty be like, I'm going to call you tomorrow. He just came home. Nigga don't even got a name no more. He in the driveway. Fam, I'm talking about you on the phone with her

and she stopped down the street because she don't want to pull up to the crib sitting on the phone. Sitting on the phone. Yeah, parked on the side for an hour. Yeah.

That's how I know I got it right in daddy's clutches. Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like... I own you now. Yeah, I own a piece of your soul, honestly. You done pulled over. You ain't even go home. Nah, you right.

A part of your soul belongs to me. You are in my pocket right now. I control you. Your life. Yeah, listen to me. Listen to me. We are terrible, son. But it's true.

But it's true. But it's true. Yo, I gotta go ahead and cook this dinner. Because women are just so great when they like a boy. I just gotta go ahead and cook this dinner. They just do whatever we want. I'ma call you tomorrow. They do whatever we want. I seen the toughest fold.

I seen the toughest of the tough. I seen the toughest. I don't even listen to y'all no more. Like a lawn chair. Oh my God. Like a lot, like an envelope. The easy functioning lawn chair. Like, oh, there's some new shit.

We ain't even got a... Like an envelope. No bullshit. Get over here. Why y'all be talking about the envelope? Oh my God. The easy functioning lawn chairs. Oh, there's some new shit. We ain't even got a... Like an envelope. No bullshit. Get over here. Why y'all be folding like that, ladies? Leave it in the comments.

No, for real. Or YouTube. If you're watching, leave it in the comments why y'all be folding like that when y'all like boys. Get over here. Y'all was so bad at it,

I had to fucking write a resignation letter myself. Like, yo, you know what? I ain't about to do y'all no good. Y'all is busy liking me crazy, and I ain't ready yet. Like, I ain't. Go find what you need. I've done all of that before.

It ain't you, it's me. Yeah, I've done that. Like, I've done them all. I never did that. Oh, listen. After you parked on the side of the road a block away from your house talking to the person you really want to be with, then you got to walk right in the house and cry.

When you walk in the house and you're staring face-to-face with the person that's making your household miserable while you're paying all the bills, you just got to cry. It's not supposed to feel like this. Yo, I've gotten that off. Yo. Yo, I've gotten that off. Yo. Yo, I've gotten that off.

You're the crier? Yes. I thought he made sure he cried. Please elaborate. You just walked in and bust out the cry? No,

I'm not even trying to make a joke on this. Yeah, I'm lost. Let's go. Come on. Y'all my guys. I mean,

I was not shit with y'all. Y'all never had a triple double. So, y'all, there's a lot of things y'all just... I'm going on 2K tonight. Going on 2K. Wasn't that some gaming console shit?

I'm talking about real life. What do you mean? When you're miserable, you got to walk in the house like it's miserable. It's miserable. Oh, no, they walk in the house front. You talking about them, and I'm coming home. You should already be home living in the misery I'm coming home

which means I got to experience outside fun outside interaction and when shit is like that in the house the most slightest or subtle touches from the opposite sex

outside of outside the house light you right up oh my lord light you right up funny jokes, she tap you on the shoulder. That's it.

That's it. The jokes. Yeah. So now you go in the house, you're missing those things, so you're miserable. And if you do a good job at being miserable,

she's going to eventually say something. Because she don't know how miserable she's making you. And when she do, take a long pause. Hopefully you're seated. Soak your head in like this. Cover your face first to get prepared.

It's free game right here. Cover your face first to get prepared. Start the noises first. A little whimper. Think of your favorite grandparent, your favorite great grandparent. Dog. A miscarriage that hurt you, think of something

that will get those tears out. All the great actors do it. Denzel and them. Method acting. And then you will start crying. But you're too choked up to talk. All you can get out is, it's not supposed to.

It's not supposed to feel like this. is now if you did it the right way, she should start rubbing your back. I was about to say, yeah, go ahead. Saying, oh, my God, I didn't even know you were dealing with all of this. You never communicated, never told me. What'd you say? I got to go? And you go back outside and talk to Shorty? You got to storm off somewhere.

Yeah, yeah, you got to go talk to Shorty. Storm off somewhere. You still don't understand. I'm telling you what. All right, yo. I'm telling you what. All right, yo. I'm telling you how to get it done. Internet going to make a term for that? That works.

What was the term for that? There is a term, I think. Isn't that gaslighting or something? Oh, please. How is that gaslighting? I don't know. I'm crying. Yo, you know.

I don't know what any of the internet words mean. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry. That's word of the year. What does that mean? Gaslighting. What does that mean? I don't even know what gaslighting is.

Am I gaslighting? I gaslight gaslighters. Gaslighting. What does that mean? I don't even know what gaslighting is. Am I gaslighting? I gaslight gaslighters. I didn't gaslight them. What the fuck are you talking about? What does word of the year mean? And I don't believe in that word anyway. I think that shit is made up. That's the stupidest word in the world.

They made some shit up. Gaslight. They did. Yeah. They just run with it. They like the little buzzword, man. Yes. It is one of them.

Nigga, we disagree. You see it one way. I see it one way. I'm not gaslighting how you see it. I have my own set of eyes, my own mind, my own brain, and the fuck is different of them. Nigga, we disagree. You see it one way, I see it one way. I'm not gaslighting how you see it. I have my own set of eyes, my own mind, my own brain, and functions different than yours. That might be gaslighting. I'm not gaslighting you. Your experience is your experience.

Right. I don't have to agree with your experience. Ish is looking up gaslighting. I don't know. Yeah, because I never really got that. Nor am I saying that my experience negates what you experienced. I've never really understood the meaning of the word. I saw none of these.

Because you're a real man. Like... To gaslight someone means to manipulate another person into doubting their own perceptions, experiences, or understanding of events. Oh, I've definitely gaslighted. Oh, that's what it means? I mean, I've done it before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But everything isn't gaslighting. But everything isn definitely gaslighted. Oh, that's what it means? I mean, I've done it before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But everything isn't gaslighting. But everything isn't gaslighting. I really wasn't in the club. Somebody, yeah, yeah, it wasn't me. I should have saved it. Somebody left one of those little long notes where it was like, signs that you're dealing with a narcissist. I was like, oh, boy, let me buckle up.

I go light something up when I bump into those. Let me get ready for this. And then they went down a little list. I'm sitting there thinking, yo, I have mad logical explanations for all these things. And none of them have to do with narcissism. I'm going to go try to find it.

He was like, yo, I do that, but. Narcissism. Signs of narcissism. He makes everything all about you in the first three months. Because I like you. All months. You was cool, bitch. That was my...

Before I met the real you. Signs of narcissism. He finds out exactly all the things that make you happy, and then in the first six months, he does all of them to the extreme. Yeah, I liked you. Again, you stupid bitch.

Alright, man. How do I find a way to bring... I'm going to go see if I can find a way. How is that bad? That's what I don't get. I don't understand. I fucking paid attention to you, found out what you liked, and did it. Yeah, that's called wooing someone. Yeah, but just the mention of it is gaslighting.

Does it stop? No. It could. It might slow down a little bit. It could stop. It could come to a complete stop. I might not feel the same way. Get stuck in traffic.

A little cruise control. A little traffic. Yo, if it stops. A little cruise control. A little traffic. Yo. If it stops. A little detour. If it stops, yo, then I can see how the manipulation piece would come into play. But what if you're doing all the nice shit and she's not doing all the nice shit that you want? Back.

So, yeah, you're going to. Yeah, man. Well, yeah. I'm a holler. She might hit that fire, though, so you're going to just. I'm going to pop later. All right. I can't find it.

They lucky. We'll get to it. Get to it another time. Yo, Boxer keep you? No, I'm good. Fuck out of here. Good Boxer? They keep you around for a little bit. Yeah, I'll put up with a little bit more if it's really,

really, really A1 Box. I'll put up with a little bit more that I probably wouldn't put up with if the Boxer was out. No question. I'm going to stay your people. I'm going to keep popping. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm putting up with shit, though. I got to talk to you and, you know. The Barbarian Show.

The Barbarian Show. Everybody's barbarians in that aspect. Let's show them how cavemen make shit. Nah, man. If people want to lie, they can lie all they want. Get your shit off. Go ahead. No, take it away.

Take it away. That'll really get us those integrations we're looking for. You're the sophisticated barbarian. I'm giving y'all a game on how to come home fake tears and get what you want. But we the barbarians. You're just the sophisticated. Yeah, you niggas is fucking scouting. You're amazing.

Does some box keep you around? This is why they say gosh in that podcast. Does the box keep you around? This is why they say guys in that podcast. Does the box keep you there? They say that because it's shit that they don't want to hear. That's why they say it. There's also some really bad podcasts. Oh, yeah. There's a couple of them.

There's a couple of them. Some really bad box. Duality. The funniest part about this, if each of you gentlemen just look straight ahead, there's a beautiful whiteboard right there. No, and you could easily just go into 17 topics. That is your whole team right now. Hey, I had a question on there asking you,

is toxicity in your relationship fun sometimes? This is right in there. Elaborate. It's fun until the private eye bring back what you was looking for. It's not fun no more, then? elaborate it's fun until the private eye bring back what you was looking for hey you think yeah you think you came up with some shit you think you ate until they called back quickly she was eating too she was getting ate no for me toxicity never is fun. It's not fun when you slapped with some truths and some real-life realization.

What if it's just mildly toxic, like a little bit of, you know what I mean? I don't want to play none of that. Me, personally. Y'all like it. I think I agree. I think I agree. I think I've had some fun with a little bit of of Toxin. I like it until I don't. Yeah.

Like I thought we had each exit. Because I think it goes there. I thought we had each exit and entrance of the parking garage. Cover. Cover. From the morning that you're paying for hourly all up until night. You should get hungry around sick. You start timing the bitch.

Appetite. Then the nigga call you at 8 o'clock told my joe i mean some whoever's name car's not there all right we'll go find it nigga you had anything covered right that's what they do i don't know i don't know I've never done anything like this. But if they were to tell me that, I could see me saying, well, did you check all the floors? Like, it's 37 parking floors, dog. You paid for two niggas.

You paid for two little niggas. It's 11, 19 p.m. Her car right there. Yeah. Thank you. Did the baby get sick? That's fine. No, that's when you call out the blue with like a little argument.

Yo, where you at? I'm just sending a private eye. All right, they over here. No, I'm sleeping. Run over there. I'm sleeping. Listen. No, they don't answer. Yeah, they sleeping.

I'm telling y'all out there, don't bother calling a private eye unless you ready to call a private eye. Unless you ready to see it. That nigga gonna drop box something to you. I never been ready. It ain't just a couple picks. I don't want to know. They gonna drop box.

I'm never calling a private eye. I'm good. Once the private eye get to, yo, give me, what's your email? Yeah, it's up there. That means there's a lot to send no that's too much yeah yeah i'm gonna send you this link wasn't a pic or two no there's

link it wasn't a pic or two no no no it's too much it's too much we need a pic i could just send to you i need your email because i gotta send you this link there's a lot some video yeah once they ask for your email they gotta got to send you some vids. They probably got the nigga in there, too. Yeah. He's 6'6". It's a nigga you've seen before, too. A little jump shot.

Met him. Trainer. If you ain't, if you never seen him, you about to start seeing him a lot. You about to start popping up all in your algorithm. And in your nightmares.

Oh, man. Real. Him, his business page. All that shit. Sheesh. He just copped that. Leave them private eyes alone, man. Just stay willfully ignorant.

Private eye was working for days. All right, my brother. Hope we got you everything you need. Nigga, you did. Now you got me too much. Now there's some other things I gotta go talk about well hope we don't

speak anytime soon I didn't hit you with that one I hope we don't speak no time soon not me cause I never did nothing like this but somebody

I hope we don't speak no time soon no nigga you hope I hope she get on her daddy again no you ain't no cause you gonna be the private eye next time

yeah yeah the first time is on I hope she get on her daddy again. No, because you're going to be the private eye next time. Yeah. The first time is on her. No, you haven't did private eye. Second time is on me. You haven't did your private eye shit? I think Ice is the private eye. You talking to? You?

No. I don't got to ask you. Like, follow her yourself? I ain't did that. I've tracked. No, I had a private eye because I tried to follow a girl one time on my own

and kept getting caught at the light she was running and I didn't have a license. I told that story here before. That's smart. It get tricky when she know you ain't got no L. She know you.

You run a couple of lights. You wasn't good enough to stay hit? Fam, going to jail in New York without a license is very different from going to jail You wasn't good enough to stay hit. Fam, going to jail in New York without a license is very different from going to jail in New Jersey. You don't go to jail in New Jersey. Yeah. They just give you more tickets. I've been there.

They just give you more tickets in Jersey. In New York, they be like, I'm sorry. And she had more cop friends than me in New York. Oh, yeah. You got to leave that alone. It was over. It was over. I was at her mercy. You be feeling like such a simp.

Why am I doing this? I'm kind of cute. This is bullshit. Yo, you don't feel like that? You're a baddie, yo. Word. You got to. Your ego kicks in when you're out here doing goofy shit.

It does. Speak for yourself. Mine got a delay on it. Two months delay. Mine got a little delay Yo I was wild It come later Three months Oh yeah I'm the king

It come later Reflecting I was wild You be like alright You can never do that again That's how you learn Nah in the moment But in the moment

I know I'm doing dumb shit In the moment You don't care I know I don't give a I'm doing it anyway But yeah I'm wish It's not

Fuck it Fuck it We're here I'm in love bitch, but yeah. I'm wish. It's not. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. I'm in love, bitch. You shouldn't have did it. And girls do it smarter. Just call a repo man. Come take your card.

It's in their name. Knowing you got to work. Girls do it better. It ain't my fault. They do it better than us. I ain't going to hold you. It ain't my fault. Stupid, yo.

Anyway. I seen some shit. This lady. What this lady did Was overweight This lady was overweight Uh huh Her husband Like they were at an event

A wedding They were at a wedding So her husband says Yo You could be next If you knock off Some of them pounds Jesus Christ

Right Honesty Huh You said it's honesty Dog you knock off some of them pounds. Jesus Christ. Right? Honesty. Huh? You said it's honesty? Dog, she went on a real crusade. She said how small she got was the smallest she ever got in her life. The dude proposed,

and they are happily married. So I wish I had a female here, females here to discuss this with, but I wanted to get the gentleman's take on that topic. Is that on the whiteboard? I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I wouldn't have objected to that one.

But it's cool. All right. What would you like our take on exactly? Mine was slim from the jump. Sky, man. On the topic, asshole. I can't relate to it. I don't mess with them. Oh, man. Never mind, bro. That's some wild shit, man. On the topic, asshole. I can't relate to it. I don't mess with them.

Oh, man. Never mind, bro. But no, but. That's some wild shit, though. It is. It's very wild. I can't relate neither. I'd have left if she got some more.

See? Yo, could we have a conversation amongst grown men? We could. What do you want us to say? What is our feeling on that? I'm not asking. Because some people would be vehemently against it. I'm not asking.

And then some people would be like, yo, that's kind of fly. I'm not telling my partner I won't marry you unless you lose a couple pounds. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not saying that. It obviously worked for them, so I can't. Love when I hit. Salute, salute.

You get what I'm saying? Yeah, y'all, he realer than me. She realer too. For even staying through that. Doing it. Yeah. They must have liked each other. But we did have our.

Was they white? Nope They was black? And that worked? Yes They was from Texas? Where they lived at? I don't know

They might have been in Texas Trying that shit That was up north I could find out I thought it was a real Interesting topic to Potentially But why?

What did you think Was interesting about it? He was honest with his partner Like when Communication When Melissa was here We talked about communication And what you want Out of your partner Versus unsaid shit was interesting about it? He was honest with his partner. Communication. When Melissa was here, we talked about communication and what you want

out of your partner versus unsaid shit. So if he loved the woman, but he was uncomfortable with her being overweight, that is a truth of his. He expressed that truth to his wife or his woman

at the time that he liked and he wanted to progress with it, but that's something that he couldn't handle. It's like if a woman tells a man, y'all i want you to stop smoking or i want you to stop doing whatever it may be now you at a crossroads where you decide yo is it her or is it that the lady started going to the gym she posted pictures like progress pictures she got mad small and she said and now look then she just

show all her her bridesmaids them dancing at the reception and all of that shit how she look now though she probably lost 100 pounds yo no but i'm saying after she got married did she go right back to mcdonald's i don't know i thought it was i thought it was why you thought this is interesting that's an interesting topic i thought i thought they was gonna show like her get small and then leave him i was looking for the twist, but it was no twist. If she was real, she would have been. It was no twist. I just was like, yo, wow, this is something that is interesting to see what the perception of the guys would be.

Again, it would have been dope if it was a woman here. I think it's very bold on the dude's part. We're such dudes. No, but we just talked about being miserable. My only question is... Well, two questions. How long were they together? Was she big the whole time? I don't know.

Because to me, if you met her this way, and you dated her, you fell for her however you feel about her, and she looked this way, for you to now put a stipulation on and say, I will marry you if you change your appearance, it's fucked up. I agree.

I don't agree with that. No, actually, I don't. I don't agree with that at all. I was about to take it back. I was about to say, no, I don't agree. You could level up, and you're leveling up.

I think that you should do X, Y, and Z. It's like a girl, I don't even, you know I'm anti this, but it's like a girl leveling up in her life, and the dude is not leveling up and it's like fam you got to get your shit together or i'm leaving you or we can't you know what i mean so i thought that it was dope because they had that dope of enough level of communication that

it could she she ate it she didn't get no pun bitter yeah she ain't get bitter she really did it like yo i love this man i want to be with this man so i'm gonna exercise whatever judgment she's gonna be with the same person whatever he wanted to work staying with the same person for 65 years that's work that's not just love that's what i get for your story just love two people working true love will work true love will make you work on yourself it will make you work on your. It will make you work on your relationship. It will make you work on your communication style. It will make you work on your tone.

It will make you work on being home on time. It will make you work on cooking. It will make you work on cleaning. True love actually works. It ain't just a feeling. It's an action. I've been married for 23 years. I've been married for 23 years.

May 1st of 2023. Our love works for each other. We work at this this this ain't just we wake up every morning just in love we work at it and we've worked at it for 23 years and that's why the relationship is so good juliet's my girl you know what i'm saying but we work at this it's not just some I woke up like this. I woke up like this. No, I didn't just wake up like this I worked at this If only one of you is working it's not going to work so if both people don't show up the tools or both people don't need at least show up with the mindset that hey we We want to make this work you get to just yeah no that's not but yeah once i get past

the shock factor of what you're asking it does take work to even be able to tell your partner what's holding you back from marrying him no matter how fickle it is like once you remove that part i think it's corny that weight was holding you back. But who cares? Yeah, everyone's got their own shit, though. You were able to communicate that, and clearly she responded to it. So that's both of y'all having done some work, and it worked. But why would the weight be fickle? Like, somebody don't want to cheat. You want your wife to be physically appealing to you, and vice versa as a woman.

You want your man to be physically appealing to you so that you find him sexually attractive and that's where my question came so that's his thing and he don't find her sexually attractive no more then that would be a potential um um trigger in his marriage so we came off of the good morning america scandal and then we came off you talking about when you walk in the house miserable i just thought it all tied in because that is potentially some of the shit it does Segway King no that's really him triple double on the Segway

no that's not him and he never had a double double you got a single double you said he scored like oh yeah 40, 50 points I didn't want to bring up no I didn't want to bring up

50 points you didn't want to bring no rebounds to the team no I didn't want to bring up 50 points. You didn't want to bring no rebounds to the table. No, I didn't want to bring no fake stats. So that's my question to y'all. Let me say this. I'm going to really get mad now. I just set myself up to get mad, but it's fine. Which one is more unbelievable? My triple-double or his 35 and I don't remember the rest?

Nobody said 35. I said high 20s, low 30s, and I don't remember the rest. Nobody said 35. I said high 20s, low 30s, and I didn't remember. 34. 29, 31. Whatever the case may be, you had a triple-double at 5-9 against Oak Hill. Ice and Parks and Corey and Poe. Okay, Joe. A question.

Well, my answer would be that you have someone corroborating your shit, so your shit is a little bit more believable. That's – Well, that's not the question he asked to the get-along gang. What he said was which is more believable, him getting a triple-double against Oak Hill or me scoring 20-something points. I didn't even put Oak Hill in the mix. Let's get the real question out of the way.

You're asking who do you think is better at basketball, Ish or Joe? No, I ain't what I'm asking, that's not what he's asking. He's saying, which story is more believable? Well, there's evidence of one. Some. Cool. Hey, Newark boy. Do I think Ish is probably better at basketball?

Please jump in, Newark boy. I was letting him get his shit off. Well, you get your shit off now. I still don't believe you're triple-double. I just don't. It's just hate. That's fine. Which is more believable?

But you do believe. I don't believe that either.-double. I just don't. That's fine. Which is more believable. But you do believe. I don't believe that either. I think both of y'all are. I don't believe either one of those. Okay. All right. A skeptic. Yeah, there we go.

A natural skeptic. A cocoon. I'm a cocoon for not believing. Yeah, because why are you doubting black greatness? Prove it. I did. Now he ain't answer the phone. Get more proof.

Called him four times. Get more proof. I mean, you heard him out his own mouth. I don't know what he said, man. Man, whiteboard it up, bitch. How about that? Just dollar in the jar, nigga. Like $4, $5.

Yeah, you've been letting it flow ever so. I ain't got no credit in the jar, neither. I don't know how much you got in the jar nigga like four dollars five dollars yeah you been letting it flow episode I ain't got no credit in the jar neither I don't know how much you got in the jar you don't know

much about your friend boss y'all don't know too much nope stupid something's wrong

with this guy moving right along yeah let's get out of that y'all got it new music drop anybody hear anything nigga no

nope it was pretty quiet week. We had some drops. Nas and 21 Savage. That was cool. That was cool. I liked the fact that they did that. I liked it too.

A little moment of positivity and peace. Yeah. Turning a negative into something great. Nas is good for that too. Mm-hmm. I like Nas down. Kind of a similar type of

oh yeah true I forgot about that similar type of vibe reaching out to the young kid the mayor may not let's take advantage of this and let's do it the right way fuck all the internet shit

yeah I wonder who reached out to who 21 says that they were in talks to do something together for a while yeah it still got done

they said I caped they said I caped for 21 that pisses me off hearing that well you were pissed off before you heard that you took him off the album this has nothing to do with that song what has nothing to do with the other I wasn't pissed off but I didn't make it a joke but um because then if I know that we were in talks to do this and then you go make these comments I'm and it goes crazy of course i'm i'm thinking rollout at that point and i didn't i didn't think that at all with this

situation but now it looks like all right how can i get some anticipation going cool let's do this and i don't like that i think you'll be making no fucking sense wait so you think that was i had the number one i have the number one album in the country three weeks in a row. I don't need a rollout for my Nas song. Yeah, that's true. I'm just saying

the timing of things. Every time I see something, this is just who I am, I ask, why is it happening right now? Taking advantage. This was taking advantage of a situation.

I think it just happened on Clubhouse and he said they took it out of context. He would never disrespect Nas like that. He meant it a certain way in context. And I think he might have, before the shit went too, too far, said, yo, look, I wasn't disrespecting you, OG.

You know what I mean? I look up to you, you idol, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it just was like, all right, cool. Let's do this. I think that's fly. Yeah. I love that this is what can happen. And I hope that 21 reached out to him first.

You know what I'm saying? I would hope that 21 reached out to him first. I'm sure he probably talked to him and said, yeah, I didn't mean it like that or something like that. I would imagine. That would be dope. Okay. Anything else? I don't know.

Thought you was about to pull up something. Metro Boomin dropped a compilation. Yeah, I seen a lot of people anticipating it. I looked at the track list. There's some shit on it. Yeah. There's some shit on it. I only heard two.

I only got a chance to hear two records. I got to listen to like half of it, yeah. I didn't get to. The new music drop and then to discuss like deep dive new music is hard when you got two or three full projects, four singles to really take it in to be able to discuss it so i'll be breezed i'll be breezing over things you know if something stands out i yo this was hard babyface ray got a new project i can't wait to go listen to that but i can't rush to a babyface ray project there's's a new Chinks project out. Yes. Rest in Peace, Chinks.

I didn't get a chance to listen to it. One of y'all wasn't a fan of the Pospomus projects. I'm not a big fan of Pospomus projects, but it depends on what it is. If it's something that he actually did and it's just coming out, I know that he recorded a lot. So if it's some shit that he just did and they're putting it out, no, that's cool. I don't like when they put it together.

Take it, take your vocals, go make some. Yeah, take this shit off of this beat and put it on this beat and add this feature. And that's when it gets weird to me. But if it's just like old songs that never came out, I'm with it. And I don't know what this is. It may be that, it may be the other. I don't know.

But I'm going to listen. Well, that's our coverage of new music, guys. Yeah. Me and Gift dropped a project on Bandcamp. Hey, here we go. Gift wrapped in five. Hey. Here we go.

It'll probably be my sleeper, so I mean. Hey, I ain't going to hold you. You've been working this year, yo. That's a fact. That's a fact. Like, will you really? Yo. I see you jacked a little, whatchamacallit?

Pocket one. Oh, yeah. You recognize it? I told you I got some heat on this couch, boy. Don't play me. They stole a... It wasn't a stole.

It's a nod. It's a nod. I didn't. I mean, still in a negative way. Yeah. They took the Beat Street... The Santa Rap. Django.

Django. You ever seen Beat Street? Yes. Oh. They took that montage that they had on the Beat Street shit when they was rapping Kumo D in it. Homage. Oh. They took that montage that they had on the Beach Street shit when they was rapping Kumo D in it.

Homage. Okay. So that was kind of fly and creative. Thank you. Thank you. Dope. Working what we had. You know what I mean?

Nah, that was dope. To go back to that, that was dope. Yeah. Yeah, shouts to y'all. Thank you, man. Y'all out here cooking, man. I'm excited, man. Like I said, it's dope to see.

It's the earliest we ever dropped our Christmas album. We're usually last minute guys, but we got it done early, and I'm excited to actually have it live for a little bit before Christmas instead of being like a week. You got on here. Smart. I think if you have on here cost of attending an NBA game. Yeah, they put out a graph of what the average,

and they went like the most expensive team. I think it was like the top 15 or top 20. And they broke down what it would cost to attend an NBA game, like in normal, regular seats. It wasn't floor seats. It wasn't nosebleeds. It was like mid-level seats for four people, I think it was. And that shit was up there. I'm sure.

So you're talking about like drinks, concessions, or just the ticket? I'll tell you right now. Because, yeah, you figure. I looked at going. I'm about to circle into a lot of Devils games. Why? Jersey shit? Jersey.

We ain't got shit else. We got to support Jersey. Okay. I like that. So I'm fucking with the Devils now. And I was looking at the prices of the tickets. Hockey games are actually fun to go to. I've been to a hockey game.

You're not going to crackle him? 20 years ago. You're not going to crackle him? You're not going to crackle me for what? Go ahead, I'm listening. Hockey games are fun. Why you won't?

Because I was looking at you. I was looking for my information. I'm not the biggest hockey fan. I'm like watching it on TV, but I've been to a couple games and it's kind of lit. I've been to one. It was the Devils and Flyers

and that shit. I didn't know there was like a rivalry or something. I don't know. That was kind of lit. I've been to one. It was the Devils and Flyers and that shit, I didn't know there was like a rivalry or something. I don't know. That was kind of nuts. That was fire. Yeah. But this is years ago.

So yeah, I said I'm going to start fucking with the game but I was looking at the prices. It's not cheap. No, it's not cheap. I want to be back there. Shit.

Yeah. The estimated cost of attending an NBA game. You did all that and didn't tell us the prices. Cool. Nice. Oh, bro,

this shit was like. You just said you was looking at the prices. Cool. Nice. Oh, bro, this shit was like... You just said you was looking at the prices. Oh, no, I said they're not cheap. This shit was like four something a ticket. Oh, if you want to be right there

where homeboy gets thrown into the glass and you want to wave at him and shit, you got to pay for that. A little blood on it. I was like, oh, this shit kind of good.

Cost of attending an NBA game in 2022. The estimate includes the four cheapest tickets. I didn't know that. Lot parking, two beers, two sodas, and four hot dogs. So it's like a husband, wife, and two kids. Got it. The Warriors was $700.

The Knicks is $670. Lakers is $520. Raptors is $488. Celtics, Nets, Bulls And it just goes down That's not that crazy Actually if you really stop and think about it It's about 100 bucks a head

Bruh He said that He talking about for the nosebleeds Oh for the cheapest ticket Yeah that's a little crazy You're right Four hot dogs Two beers

And two sodas One parking pass With one car You at 700 dollars my nigga That's high as shit That's crazy Yeah you're right For nosebleeds that is That is high That's crazy You know, you're right. For nosebleeds, that is high.

That's crazy. You know what I'm saying? And then don't let it be them playing against a contender. If it's Golden State Lakers, you know what I'm saying? Did they have the cheapest one on there out of curiosity? No, they just did the top. The Suns were 10th in price. It was 316.

That's a good deal. Yeah, so that's not that bad. Like now it starts to be a little more reasonable, but you talking about the cheapest seats in the house, 700 for you and your family? Bam, I'm talking about I'm up there where I could touch the lights. For four of us up here, for $700?

I think it's expensive. No? Don't make me say what I'm thinking. Please, no. No, you got to say it, Joe. Come on, Republican Joe. Give it to us. Give it to us.

Come on, man. Come on. No. No. Y'all find some greatness to pot. Don't lean on me. I'm not leaning. Don't lean on me. We're leaning Don't lean on me We not leaning

Asking your opinion Is leaning Joe Clark Yeah Protect your friend In these moments Where you kinda know What I would say I know exactly

What you would say And I wanna say this What You can say it nigga We talking about The average family Taking your children out To a basketball game

that is expensive Joe you know what's not expensive what I just checked it cause I bought one they got this new 94 crayon coloring book

set up on Amazon cheap $12.99 stay your ass home why don't y'all stay your broke ass home. Bought a pack of Best Hot Dogs. And play with

your children. And potato bread. Get you some ballparks. Stay your broke ass home. And stay out of the ballparks. And now listen Joe you also get Charles in them at home. Oh shit. Yeah. Hey see look. Ta-da. Yo. Oh man yo.

I was saying the price has made sense because my Knicks ticket plus my plane ticket to San Francisco, when I trade them to watch the Warriors, it's going to be what I'm saying. It's going to be a little rough. I can see where that price difference came in at. Fuck you talking about. I can go see the Knicks or Steph Curry

Jordan Poole Draymond Steve Kerr Clay Clay Thompson Steve Kerr 78 degrees yeah

yeah I'll do that the Knicks oh you mean to tell me I get to go smell all the trash on the street get choked up

from the smoke coming from the fucking sewer system some way deal with all the trash on the street, get choked up from the smoke coming from the fucking sewer system. Subway. Deal with all the bums. There's a little hookah spot over there. I'm dealing with scalpers, white boys. No. Oh my God, New York's so bad now.

Listen. What was I saying about New York being bad? Fuck. Oh, got it. Watch the news. Rap problem in New York being bad. Fuck. Oh, got it. Watch the news. Rat problem in New York. Overwhelmingly bad. We know that already,

but it's to the point now on the news, they are asking regular civilians that if you are smart enough, willing enough, and creative enough to find a fix to decrease the rat problem in New York

they'll hire you it's a job so let me ask you $170,000 a year so if you can solve this rat problem I got it cats beat that cat ass in new york yo and i don't and i don't want us to i think they're paying

good money like yo i'm gonna kill 20 a day for the 170 like what's up if i kill 50 how much i get i can imagine that being a big problem with some of the fancier restaurants adopting the outdoor that's what i've noticed. Before the outdoor. Nah, with the outdoor, it's bad. They didn't care then. My man delivers wine. His family has a company that they deliver wine. So one day, I don't even going to put nobody in a restaurant.

Such a diverse friend group. But yo, my man's family deliver wine. Restaurants that we love, he said, yo, you go in these restaurants, they delivering the wine six in the morning. He said, yo, you've never seen a rat trap this big that be sitting in the kitchens and shit on the stoves. And this is pre-COVID. He was like, I mean, some of our favorites,

the rat traps be like this, dog. You can't, it's- One day I'm gonna come in and talk about how much better New Jersey is than New York. Like, we look down on y'all. I know y'all used to look down on us but that's wrong y'all are nasty and disgusting and filthy we look over there disgust like one one thing that might fix some of the rats over there is containers y'all take y'all nasty garbage bags full of shit and just dump them on the sidewalk.

We already living on top of each other over there. There's mad businesses, restaurants over there. Like, what are y'all doing? In New Jersey, know what we got? We got a store called the Container Store. There's nothing in there. Sneaker boxes. But containers.

They're taking away garbage cans Like you know Garbage cans on the streets In New York They're taking some of them shits away Because they don't have enough people To come maintain them Yeah come on man

New York get it together Y'all are nasty Filthy scoundrels And you should do better I'm calling my man back Fuck y'all I ain't off of that My guy, Joe.

All right. My man, Kurt Smalls. It's been a long time. I have you live on air. First of all, how you doing? I'm good, champ. No complaints. Kurt, your story that I replayed about my high school triple-double is causing all types of turmoil in my life.

It's causing my friends of 15 years to hate on me, say it never happened. I imagined it. I got a dad bod. I'm unathletic. Like, I've been getting shitted on publicly and privately. And I keep saying, yo, dog dog i ain't spoke to curtain so long he's a witness he had 50 why why don't y'all believe it so i want you to hear from my co-host so they can tell you some of the things they said about me before we hear from you ish ice yo big

man what's going on hey what's up's up, champ? Question for you. First off, what year was this? Give me a ballpark. This was, what, 97? What? 97. That's cool. So who was on that Oak Hill team?

I know every one of their players were all Americans and they beat us by like 60 they beat y'all by 50 yeah they kicked our ass in the ass I mean if you got triple double that make sense yo

dog so 97 is like what Felipe in them hey Kurt they think it's funny that I even made the basketball team can you

I don't remember high school can you just share a little more about this time in our lives please It's funny that I even made the basketball team. Can you, I don't remember high school. Can you just share a little more about this time in our lives, please? Yo, let me tell you something. That was Coach Reynolds last year. Rest in peace, Gil Reynolds. Gil Reynolds last year coaching at the school.

And Gil ain't about no handouts. I remember three people getting cut. So when you go to Oak Hill that year, you'll see the roster and understand who was there. I don't remember nobody that had 50 points that game. They all collectively did well as a team. But Joe, you had a triple-double, bro. I played overseas for eight years. I never had a triple-double in my life. I know how hard it is. Like, I averaged 30 or more everywhere I went, and I know that you got to rebound and get assists.

Like, you had a legit triple-double. But you knew me at 16 years old, and they did not. So they think this is the funniest thing in the world because Oak Hill is Oak Hill, and I'm'm joe button but you was on fire yeah they they i mean i know it's it's easy for us to you know fast forward and say oh okay you know he didn't do that because they can't imagine it because they think you're supposed to be nice forever but but i was there i saw it man god god rest his soul coach reynolds like he he me and him spoke about it after that like you was on that team you made that team um i remember players getting cut that's funny though players got cut and i also

vividly remember whenever you wanted to you was able to take off like closely to the foul line like you remember i remember you had the big hands as a guard as a guard like we wasn't you was able to palm the ball without like it was like it was a woman's ball and you was always athletic and of course people don't believe nothing until they see it. So I know they're going to have a hard time. And they'll never see it because I ruined my life. But why they don't? They glued to their phone. Hey, look up, niggas.

You two niggas look up. Ron Mercer was on that team. What year? He said 97. 97. He said 97. I think it was 96. Steven Jackson was on there in 96.

Whoever was on there. But wait. Hey, Kirk. Let Jackson was on there in 96. Whoever was on there. But wait, A. Kirk. Let's call him. So listen, it's just saying, how did Joe get a triple-double? I know you wasn't bringing the ball up to court because you can't dribble. How did you score? Like, that's what they saying. Why are y'all quiet now?

I'm listening to his responses. I would like to know. Because he wasn't bringing the ball up the niggas 5 10 what he's playing at three he was on the court i'm sure kurt was the two you was the two kurt was everything kurt was everything he was on the court man and and And I know, like, you just got to pass the ball and somebody got to score. It's not like – like, it's people without court vision get assists all the time. Sure did. You know what I mean? Like, so, yeah, I saw it, man.

I saw it. I'm with you. I don't know why they think that this is the most – I'm going to roll with it, man. I'm going to roll with it. I ain't even going to hate no more. Thank you. I'm not going to hate no more. I'm'm gonna roll with it man i ain't even gonna hate no more thank you i'm not gonna hate no more i'm gonna roll with it wait so i and my memory is bad right so i think i only played that game i think some play we might have been shorthanded i think some people might have

been unavailable but because i know i know our last year in longburg before coach reynolds left because when he coached at the division two school in long island i went to that school because of him um that was his last year the school was kind of insane remember bishop mcduffie had a little scandal going on i remember he he um you know he killed somebody with a car accident or something and we we just got on the court and played bro we still had a We still had a solid schedule. And you did your thing, man. You keep up? You still speak to any of the people that was on that squad?

Nah. I remember Don. Yeah, Don. I don't speak to Don. I remember Julian Flowers. Yeah, have passed away a few years ago. Yeah, rest in peace, have. Yeah, have passed away a few years ago. Yeah, rest in peace, have. Yeah, nah. I got to find a picture of that Lauren Berg team.

I know we had to take a picture. Yeah, yeah. I got to find a picture. Yeah, find out your school. So, Ish, now that you're hearing it from a witness. Please don't ask. And one of the greatest basketball players i've ever seen live in my face hey kurt that's all i remember about uh high school is me and you playing one-on-one

and you tearing my ass up that's it that's it i remember you trying to teach me how to get a jump shot all that around the world perfect form shit i wasn't that that could didn't work i could do it yeah yeah man so yeah outside all that i know they're not gonna believe it man but um yeah just you did it man i seen it you know i mean and i don't i don't get to tell you that much but congratulations on all your success man and like like coach reynolds you remember how how much of a prick he was he ain't handing nothing out i know like coach reynolds coach gil reynolds anybody that went to longburg that played for how much of a prick he was. He ain't handing nothing out. I know. Like, Coach Reynolds, Coach Gil Reynolds, anybody that went to Longburg that played for him,

understand, like, you not, he not giving you nothing. You got to earn everything. Yeah. No, it's true. It's true. I love Gil, man. And I remember them damn burgers in the dorm. That was my guy with the burgers in the dorm.

Yeah, yeah. That's crazy.'s just i got so many memories from that from that time we was there bro like i'm sure yo where you at now i'm still in brooklyn hey oh we got to get up there man i know we used to bump into each other when when the clubs on 27th street was had some action yeah yeah. But we got to get together, man. Chop it up. Yes, sir, man. Continue success, my guy.

And to everybody else over there with you, man, your friends and all. All right, dawg. Enjoy your holiday. Yo, yeah, same, same, same. Kurt, love, man. All right, 100.

One. I'm rolling with you, Triple Double Joe. Me too, bro. I'm going to walk my hate back. Round of applause. Yeah, I'm going to walk my hate Joe me too bro I'm gonna walk my round of applause yeah I'm gonna walk my hate back wow

it happened I found it unlikely it happened and well it's unlikely because you know me today it's just hard to imagine that

at 16 I'm telling you niggas couldn't play with me on athleticism that's it that's it I'm not saying I had game. I was surprised I made the team. Like, I'm telling you.

These niggas was athletes. Now I'm happy for you. Like, dude said, he never even had a triple-double. Like, it ain't many people. You know what I'm saying? Yo, these niggas cutting it to roll his eyes. I'm rolling. He's just rolling his eyes at me.

I didn't say nothing, bro. No, I'm rolling So you know that was the ugliest triple double ever Oh absolutely But if you throw me in the game I'm jumping over all them 6 foot 9 niggas And I'm putting it right back up quick I had springs I'm putting it right back up real quick Oh lay up lay up real quick

I'm setting the screen hopefully you make that jump shot I know I watched my man For three weeks in our home gym go crazy in practice. I'm passing him the ball. He can shoot from back there. Here. That's all I was, the Kurt Locator. And I can rebound. One little triple-double.

That's it. That's it. I'm not saying I'm nice. I ain't saying I was off state. I wasn't shit. You can make the Hall of Fame off that probably. But I made that team. And Gil Reynolds, hell of a coach who coached a lot of athletes.

Like, the real. He didn't play with niggas. Curtis is right about that. He didn't play. Like, niggas hated. Niggas hated playing for Gil. Because he didn't play. He was like Popovich.

Get your ass over here. I don't care if you're number one in Brooklyn. You still going to work. Yeah, he was that. He didn't play. He was like Popovich. Get your ass over here. I don't care if you're number one in Brooklyn. You still going to work. Yeah, he was that. He was older. He had done all the coaching. This was the end for him. But great coach.

Great coach. And yeah, I should have stayed in high school. Salute, man. Salute on your triple-double, bro. You won't get no more hate out of me on that.

You might have been the next Chris Paul. Well, now we can make this. As long as as you acknowledge it then we can make all then we can make all the jokes in the world because I wasn't about to be Chris Paul or Cliff or and you talk about again you talk about how expensive it is to uh oh shit no we took it out oh fuck what because earlier you brought up how expensive it is to go to these games yeah all you to do is ask Kanye you could have been

with a Kardashian hey it took me a couple times to go to the game with a girl to not go to the game with a girl real quick real easy that was a magic game Dwight Howard shoulders oh yeah no

he's blocking anything 19 blocks no you come home with me. Got a mixtape out. That next thing you know, she a magic fan all of a sudden. Yeah, yeah, no. Yo, what you doing? Now she got magic socks.

How you get them socks? How you get NBA socks? How you get NBA socks? NBA socks? The official ones. The official joints. You still got the foot action NBA socks. NBA socks is the shit.

She got the shit autographed. Yo, socks is the shit. She got this. She autographed. Yo, great time last week. What you mean? Something got stamped. Yo, I'm here. She got a practice jersey on. Yo, that's the other thing about Chris Paul versus Kanye.

And y'all can help me out there. Score another one for the athletes. And the athlete, rapper, tally. Score another one for the athletes. and i don't know the score i don't know who's up i don't know who's up i've seen some where the rappers where we did our thing i've seen some where we did our thing don't do that because i see you ready you did your thing a little bit too so you know rappers I give rappers they props I think if they get To the ballplayers first They won't fuck with the rappers

That's not true You know better than that Nah You know I think the progression Is rappers first Ballplayer How many times

She left this nigga to come for And went right back Yeah cause Fucking with one Don't mean you don't have to Fuck the other one Oh true true true So they could hit The ballplayer first And then circle back later when they're free and they're off time or something for the rapper.

True. Yeah, that's true. I've seen some of the rappers give the athletes headaches. And I've seen it the other way around. So I don't know the score. I would believe that. I don't know the score. I don't know who's winning.

I mean. Allen Iverson rapped. I don't even know where he belongs. Shaq rapp's winning. I mean. Allen Iverson rapped. I don't even know where he belongs. Shaq rapped. Shaq rapped. I don't know where they belong. But they rapped too. They rapped too.

Kobe rapped. So they're going to put Kobe and A.I. in the rapping pool. They rapped. They rapped. What's up, bro? I know. Dame Lilit rapped. They rapped.

I know, Joe. These niggas rap. Antoine, I know that you're an idealist, but our rapper theory is when you rap, there's a certain sauce that is applied or tries to be applied no matter what. Kevin Durant, raps. Dame Lillard, raps.

These are niggas that have an additional something to the sauce other than athlete sauce. All right, you don't want to hear it. I don't. It's fine. Who's up on your count? And then we'll go around the room. Ballplayers.

Ice. Ballplayers. Ballplayers. It's more of them. So it's kind of unfair. It's not more. And they're richer. It's not more.

That's athletes. It's not more. It's not more ballplay's not more. That's athletes. Not more. It's not more ballplay? Nah. More rich ones. No way. It's a couple thousand ballplay. It's 450 people in the NBA.

You know how many rappers there are, nigga? Yeah. That's the NBA. I thought we was talking about football, basketball. Add it all. You know how many rappers there are? You can add them all up. It's not far.

And Tom's about two. And rappers. And I was about to say. They got more money, though. That's where the money comes in. No, I was about to say, too. Some of the rappers that you might know, the average groupie chick don't know. But she might be a fan.

When did a groupie need to know you? Yo, I said it's 5,000 rappers. Hey, now, that was a bar. Silence on my bar. That was a bar just now. When did a groupie need to know you? All right, get this shit off. It's 5,000 rappers.

I don't know 5,000 rappers. I'm just saying that there are more rappers way than professional athletes well you might not be successful chart-topping rappers but there are more rappers than six do I would say by far but I told you to add all the animals and multiply it yes athletes yes yeah cuz now we talk about who's on your roster down here from somebody everybody yeah that's what I'm saying is this is knowledge to me I wouldn't know that I'm guessing but I would think the rappers haven't beat um it's only a few of y'all that even aren't known for girls you changing it

we it's a few rappers that are cemented. Yes. No question. You got to take your hat off. It's quite a few. It's a few athletes, too. You following that, right? It's a lot of athletes out here that you don't know that be getting buckets. It's rappers that you don't know that's getting buckets. But you talking about the ones that you take your hat off to, you salute them.

That's because you know something. 10, 15 rappers. I think the rapper chicks be better. 10, 15 rappers that I know off the top of my head. No, rappers. I think the rapper chicks be better, but that's subjective. 10, 15 rappers that I know off the top of my head. No, I don't think the rapper chicks be better. Yeah, you are. I don't think so, but that's subjective. We can't argue.

It don't matter. What else is important or not important? Did you see LeBron ask the reporters a question? I did. Hey, you guys. He going to throw himself in the mix. That's my man, but he going to throw himself in the mix. Hey, I got a question for you guys for a change.

I appreciate his... Candor? himself in the mix. That's my man, but he's going to throw himself in the mix. Hey, I got a question for you guys for a change. I appreciate his... Candor? No. The sentiment. His responsibility. He's the biggest athlete in sports. Right?

Biggest black athlete in sports. So I think he took it upon himself to be like, yo, I got to do it. You know what I'm saying? And he did it. I thought it was great. So I think that was dope. Well, I think it's dope too, by the way. Yeah.

He does that a lot. Yeah, no, no, no. I agree. He'll carry the burden. Like, yo, y'all shitted on me and us and had a question every week. So I'm sure not just because LeBron spoke on it. Who else in the NBA spoke on it? Everybody.

No, Jalen Johnson spoke on it. Jalen Brown, I'm sorry, spoke on it. I was about to say, some nigga spoke on it. Jalen Johnson spoke on it Who's that Jalen Brown I'm sorry Spoke on it About to say Some nigga spoke on it Jalen Johnson boy No but So So But I'm sure

All of them At every press conference Was getting asked about The Kyrie shit Just the major stars Are the ones we see Yeah And he's saying

Why y'all ain't give that Same fucking Tenacity and verve To the Jerry Jones shit That right I think I think it's amazing

And Brett Favre That part too's amazing. And Brett Favre. That part too. They're going to sweep that Brett Favre shit. The Brett Favre shit wasn't as much news as the Jerry Jones shit to me. Because it was about race. That's the problem. No, it was racy. So was Brett Favre, sort of.

The Brett Favre shit was criminal. The racy shit is, yo, my man over here. What's a different timere shit was criminal. The racy shit is, yo, my man over here. What's a different time? It was criminal. No? Yeah, it was. They were protesting.

Desegregation. Desegregation. It's not a crime. It was. It was. They had made it legal for segregation to exist, and they were outside not letting students into the building. That was illegal.

Protesting is not a crime. Not letting people into the building. That was illegal. Protesting is not a crime. Not letting people into the building is a crime. Yes, that's... Physically restricting people from getting in the building, yeah, that would be the crime. I just meant protesting. If you're blocking the entrance and we can't desegregate,

then it's a crime. I'm mad. Y'all are correct in that. I'm mad we can't desegregate. Y'all are correct in that. I walk back what I said. You disagree with that? Answer LeBron, yo. Now answer LeBron.

He didn't talk to you. No, I think that shit was dope. I think what he did was dope. And again, I... No, but he was talking to you. Why you did that to Jerry Jones and Kyrie? Why you handled it differently? I did. And I mean, I'm playing with you, but that was the main question to the media.

We're media. And I'm accountable. I hold myself accountable in that. I've thought about that question ever since he and Taylor Rooks proposed it. Why is that? We didn't come in here and give Brett Favre 19 weeks of coverage. You deserved it. No, we tore his ass up, though.

We didn't tear Kyrie up. I didn't. I was rocking with Kyrie, honestly. So I didn't. That's a question I'll continue to ponder about. I don't want to pretend and sit here and say that I have the answer because I do not

and I think that's okay to say as a podcaster too I think too many of y'all niggas because we got a mic in front of you we forced to know we have to know we have to have a I don't know and you have to stand in what you said

I don't know but I didn't you can't learn and change and I was wrong my thing be yo you can have about the same exact situation. You can have a, yeah, I rock with that part.

I don't rock with this part. That's true, too. You don't have to stand on one side of the coin. You can acknowledge where somebody said something that was fly. And you can also acknowledge where somebody said something that was some bullshit. Now, I'm not even talking about Kyrie. I'm just saying any topic. And you don't have to,

you can acknowledge both pieces. It ain't like it's all agreeable. I agree or I disagree with everything. Yeah, that's the problem with the internet cancel culture in the world. That's the problem with the Kanye shit.

Kyrie did some Hezzy Step Back last night. I was like, I don't remember what link he posted. I ain't gonna lie to y'all. He did some shit with that. It's like, oh, this guy's art in motion. Shit is pop, yeah.

He doing that not dedicated to the game. That shit is shit. This guy. Steph Curry said he's easily the most talented basketball player in the league by far. So, is that an argument? I'm not going to argue with Steph. I ain't arguing. I think it's an argument i'm not gonna argue with stuff yeah i ain't arguing i think it's you but i mean if you say it's him there's something to give to that yeah sure

big jersey big jersey huh i fuck with curry i do specific it's cool new jersey i wonder what new Jersey's name really was before they named it New Jersey we ain't just got all these fucking indigenous people names to the towns and it's called New Jersey some Native American shit yeah we should potentially get it back go back to whatever it was

what was it why didn't they tell us what it was I'm sure you could look it up look it up it's enough Native American city names in New Jersey for you to know that New Jersey wasn't named New Jersey. Yeah, that's true. Paquonic, Wanaque, Passaic. All of it. Yeah, it's a lot.

No bullshit. It is a lot. We all can. Shit. It's a lot. Weekway Park. All of it. Weekway Indians.

All of it. They need to change that, by the way. Weekway High School is Indians. So of it they need to change that by the way the weekway high school is Indians so why don't you change it they're not from India they're not Indian no but they're not

it's it's a Native American mascot you're not Indian throwing it to the geography wizards you know what I mean I don't know

that's all I don't know that's my new favorite I don't know nah it's just that term. It was called, I probably will butcher this, so I apologize. Shiichibi.

S-C-H-E-Y-I-C-H-B-I. Yeah, we're going to change that. That's New Jersey. We're going to change that up. For marketing. For marketing, baby. A little NJ. You know what I mean?

A little NJ is easy. Garden, stay dressing trees. Dress some bushes. You know what I mean? Something like, stupid. These Americans,

they're not a market boy. Still, right. Yeah, shit. New Jersey. I'm still mad they got us paying for food and water,

but we'll talk about it on Patreon. Nobody that occupies space on this planet should have to pay to occupy. We the only ones paying to occupy space i hate it here what when you say oh i don't know now i understand like who's the rest of the people you mean rest of the animal population yeah that's what you mean yeah oh

you want central air nigga yeah it's your. You want to central air, nigga? Yeah. What's your problem? You want to move? Look, look. To answer that, them animals, they also...

They get rained on. They get rained on, Joe. They eat what they kill. They get snowed on. That's what you think. Everybody that don't have an ish build house is getting rained on

or snowed on. No, you have fancy hummus the other day that somebody prepared. That hummus, by the way. Go make your own hummus. You would eat that hummus. That was some fancy black bean hummus with some special oil and beans and some meat, beef, lamb, whatever that was in the middle with some pita bread from a, what type of chef?

A James Beard Award winning chef at a restaurant. Black, young, black chef. At a restaurant that you can't get, huh? Go ahead. At a restaurant that you can't get booked at for another month and a half. That hummus was good. Chef Kwame.

Chef Kwame. I see that we have Transformers trailer on there, but I want to skip that and go to the Cocaine Bear trailer because- Damn. What trailer? The Cocaine Bear trailer because... What trailer? The Cocaine Bear. Yes. I don't know what that is.

So the story, the plot line, is that a drug-running plane flies over the wilderness and it goes down, or the hatch opens or something, and cocaine kilos are distributed into the wilderness. That happens. And what happened was the bear got a hold of a couple keys. Set up shop. Set up shop over here. And what happened was the bear got a hold of a couple, you know what I mean, a couple keys. Set up shop over here.

And now the bear is fucking zooted. And he's on a mission. He is talking all night, ears off. He is running around. He's rolling around in the dirt. And he's biting people's fucking arms off. It's a horror flick.

This shit's amazing, bro. This looks like the greatest. I said that right through. I was like, this is not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is so terrible that this shit's amazing Bro This looks like the greatest I said that right through I was like Parks This is not bad Yeah yeah yeah This is so terrible That this shit's gonna be

This is gonna be amazing Bro this is Sharknado Like All over again But with cocaine But with cocaine They both They both

They both Bro The bears on the cover Covered in cocaine Bugging out like You got ratchet Is this Lionsgate I hope so Oh I don't know Is that the one Bro, the bears on the cover covered in cocaine bugging out Got ratchet is this Lionsgate. I hope so. I don't know. Is that the one with the homeboy? No, they know

Jordan pool, that's him. He did that the beer. That might be a little too saucy. Peel. Nah, I'm going to watch Cocaine Bear. Peel, Peel, my bad. Or Jordan Peel. Peel, my bad. Jordan Poole never had a triple-double. So now he's going to spend all day thinking of people that didn't have a triple-double. Because it fucked me up when he said he never had one. They don't get no boards.

They don't get no boards. And they ain't trying to go down there neither. All you niggas All you niggas Throw it to me out here I'm back here That's gotta be fun What

And I'm Yo I miss y'all Again Score from 40 feet Yeah y'all go do that Toss it back here And I'm gonna make it Even though

I like his stunt better I never averaged Less than 30 No way I ever No way I ever been I've been playing basketball All over the world Never averaged less than 30. No way I have. No way I ever been. I've been playing basketball all over the world. Never averaged less than 30. That's pretty fly, too.

And I've never had a triple W. You know what I mean? That is pretty fly. Sky, yo. When does the cocaine beer come out, I guess? I don't know, but I'll be there for a row. I think it's February if I'm not mistaken. December 15th.

Yes, my son's birthday. But Miss Cleo, the doc, HBO Max. Call me now? Call me now. Call me now. That's what it's called? I don't know. That was her phrase.

That was her phrase. Yo, I saw it. Miss Cleo. I saw it the other night. We talked about this ages ago. Call me now. Because I saw the trailer. It's called Call Me Miss Cleo.

Call me now. The psychic scandal no one. It's called Call Me Miss Cleo. Call me now. The psychic scandal no one could have predicted. I was too young. But if I was older, I would have known that she was fake. If I was older, I would have known. Looking back, it's like, how did y'all not know that? She was on bullshit. Yeah.

Looking back. That was good marketing, though. That's why I guessed it. You know Miss Cleo was on some bullshit, dog. I knew after I called her. You called Miss Cleo? I'm sure dog I knew after I called her You called Miss Cleo I'm sure I did I'm sure I did

If I called the Freddy Krueger hotline Miss Cleo wasn't I know he caught That ass whooping For that He should've huh $4.99

Plus a dollar $0.99 Each additional minute How could I get spankings With a triple double There's some things About my life That would just

Confuse me forever. My mom used to kick my ass. Used to knock it. For lying? Amongst other things. I was a terror to raise, but I think she did a good job. Can't whoop me now, mom. Shit, I won't say that.

She probably can. Yeah, I don't play. Grown, nah, I won't say that She probably can't Yeah, I don't play Grown and all I don't play with moms Alright The Transformers trailer I don't give a fuck Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead

Go ahead We still watch Transformers? Mm-hmm Oh, okay, my bad Yeah Nah, but if you want to shit on it Then a 90 second ISO on Parks I am not going to watch Transformers.

Dude, we don't need 90 seconds. Well, I'll fuck with Optimus and them over the Zooty. The cocaine bear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, y'all bugging. Cocaine bear's getting wild. I'm going to see that in the theater. That's a fact.

Yeah, I'm going to see that one. Hennessy and treats in the jacket pocket. That shit's going to be amazing, bro. This nigga's crazy, yo. Because sometimes you just want some shit to laugh at, bro. You can sell somebody anything. Sometimes you just want something to laugh at. It's enough fucked up bullshit out there.

It's enough Transformers movies. Watch some bullshit and laugh. I've seen Transformers 17 times. A bear high on cocaine killing everybody. I've never seen a high bear. Yo, a high bear. I'm good. You got it.

Now, tell me about the Transformers, man. What Optimus has been doing. Funny is that the new Transformers are animals. Beast Wars. Beast Wars is the name of it. But, like, a fucking gorilla is a Transformer now. He jumped down, started beating on his chest, kicking it with Optimus like, yo, it wasn't us. And you want to make jokes about Cocaine Bear?

What's better? Machine Bear or Cocaine Bear? Cocaine Bear wins every fucking time. And Cocaine Bear whooped Machine Bear ass probably too. I'm good. I mean, not to be that guy, but if I watched how y'all ran to the theater for Black Panther, then I I'm gonna try to make this

one y'all got y'all got y'all got Michael Bay. Fucked up. You were going to hell. Yo, yo, yo. Go find me a spin. Straight. Straight. Yo, y'all, give me a spin. Yo, y'all, I'm talking as them.

Oh, no. I sound like Yes Drew. That's crazy. Yo. Yes Joe. Yes Joe. This nigga's stupid, yo. Holy shit.

Why y'all talking about me? Parts are going to be on the Amazon. How many of them played in the eight movies they put out? Nobody did the science. Well, D-Ray said one of them was about him.

Can we take a break? I knew y'all was going to make Parks uncomfortable. Yo. Oh, man. I saw the trailer. Four. Transformers.

The big ass ape dude came out. He's about to fuck something up. Optimus Prime being the pussy that he been our whole lives was afraid. He been pussy our whole life, yo. That's my other take. That's my other That's my other I've been consistent

In this take Optimus Prime He like Transforming Batman He show up at the last 15 minutes And do something He like

Transforming Batman I mean I'm like Yeah we know you But We good though Come here I'm with you

Alright Shit on Batman Optimus Prime So pussy That the monk The ape dude Had to say I'm not here for you I I'm gonna shit on that Optimus Prime So pussy That the monk The ape dude Had to say I'm not here for you

I ain't gonna fuck you up He did say that I'm not even here for you He didn't He was scared to death It's okay bro He was scared to death He was about to kill that family

You Bumblebee Bumblebee always saving your ass Anyway So then they teamed up They ran around A Transformer movie Always gonna put these niggas on the highway transforming, shooting

this and shit. Of course. And I'm sitting here glued, waiting to see who the new enemy is. And guess what they didn't show me? Yes, they did. They showed it? Some other animals? The dude at the end?

No, you know if it's some good animals or some bad animals. That dude at the end didn't look Thanos enough for me. Which animals are the bad animals? Boy, you cooking. Boy, you cooking. He's on fire. Octopus Prime is Martin Luther King. You're right, yo.

What? Sorry. He be turning off a cheek till the very end. He be getting his ass whipped, yo. Then at the end, he'll just come out and say it today if you want to talk who's more Martin Luther you are than this Brian I asked for a break a minute ago I can see that.

You know what I mean? Fatigue, we need to get and regroup a little bit. Why? I'm super clear on what I'm saying. Hey, I just gave a 15-minute speech to rally the troops and fucking breathe hope into our nation. I'm fucking a white girl. Martin Luther King was fucking white girls? That's why you said that?

I didn't know that. Don't look at me. I don't know what Martin Luther King was doing. I'm seeing if y'all co-signed in what he said. I don't know. I wasn't allowed to.

I don't know. I know he was jumping off. I didn't know it was with, you know what I mean? Becky and them. Who was he jumping off with? Tanya and them You know what

Let's just We should have took that break And y'all have a whiteboard Right there Look Look Yo give me some Lies people tell

When Give me some Yo I got a great idea Why don't y'all Give me some lies People tell during the holidays When they owe you

Money Look how I freestyle that Oh you bodied that Got us out of here Huh Tanner Hey play that old 20 minutes back

Carefully Carefully Wait till Ian leave And start showing our ass. Oh, my God. Yo. All right. First of all, I can't tell you lies people tell during the holidays when they owe you money, at least not in recent years, because why would somebody owe me money?

I owe them no money. I do the stealing. Break! Yo, I'm a part of it. It's a fucking break, yo. All right, that's it. It's a break. This business isn't my name.

Why do somebody owe me? No, they are owed. And the paperwork's over me. I'm joking. I'm kidding. Y'all don't pay the little tagline me. I'm joking. I'm kidding. Y'all don't pay the little tagline in the front enough attention. Y'all still borrowing lonely niggas' money?

Yeah, they hate that shit. Oh, yeah, no. They treating it like the Trey Songz version of the Power intro. That's exactly what they said, yo. Wait, what? They're killing the new tagline at the front of the pod. The disclaimer. They like the old one better. Damn. This is like when Trey Songz sung Power.

Okay, okay. For two weeks. Maybe I'll throw the old one back to them for a little bit. Get that shit out of here. Yeah, they not feeling it. They like your little stupid laugh in there. All you do is laugh. Me?

Oh, shit, yo. I told a triple dogo joke right before you started talking. I'm crying This guy's a fool You the last person I thought to have Something in common With Martin Luther King

Why? Cause ain't nothing Martin Luther King-ish About you You know what I mean I've been to a lot of Mountaintops Joe You get the fuck out of here

You're a nasty one You're a nasty one, man. You're a nasty one. You're a nasty man. You are terrible, bro. Alright, what do you guys do when someone owes you money during the holidays? Fuck them up, man. I'm not really sure.

Niggas ain't gonna owe me nothing. I'm gonna do the owing. You can't do shit. You really can't't going to owe me nothing. I'm going to do the owing. You can't do shit. You really can't. You can't do nothing. What can you do? Yo, when you 40 years old, what you going to do? Shoot a nigga?

You can't punch a nigga in the face if they owe you bread. You just got to eat it. It never alone with no money. But a nigga will come up with some fly shit, though. Yeah, be wearing some fly shit, too. Word. Them tenants. Them tenants will come up with some fly shit.

Oh, you must hear it all during this time of year. Them tenants will come up with some fly shit. Oh, you must hear it all during this time of year. Them tenants will come up with some super dope shit. I be like, fam, don't even worry. Don't even stress. They got the long, drawn-out sob story. That would be my favorite thing to do as a landlord. Put somebody out on Christmas. Yo, you really are evil.

On Christmas morning. I don't really are evil. On Christmas morning. I don't think that's evil. Christmas morning. Nigga, you should have paid the rent. You're just talking. Yo, shut up. See why niggas look at you in a light that they look at you? Because of the shit you say.

Yeah, because we have an entertainment podcast. And I say mad shit for shock value. But I have real friends who come put me in a corner and make me have to really articulate reasoning for these things. Yeah, I know why. Yeah, I know why. Like right now. You wouldn't do that.

You're not. Really? What? Just be cool. I'm straight. No, I wouldn't do that. I have a heart. Sarcasm ain't the same when I got to tell you.

I'm just imagining Christmas morning Kids opening up the gifts And the constable Knocking on the door That was sweet of the kids They gave me my crib back They must have known I wanted this bad boy bacon

For the new year They gave me my shit Right back That's fly Y'all ain't gotta unwrap those Cause you can just... Yeah. Take the tree with you.

Kevin Hunter, Wendy Williams' ex-husband, says that he can no longer financially afford his lifestyle because she stopped

paying alimony. And the internet is tearing him up because he was cheating. He was just doing everything and kind of railroaded his relationship to where it is, according to them. So she stopped paying the alimony. She lost the job.

You know, yada, yada, yada. And he's upset about it. Where do you stand? I would be upset, too. Fuck are we talking about? Run me my shit? Yeah, run my shit. Get back to work.

Just because it's the holidays. All right. All right. Let's see what's going on here. Fuck you mean you lost your job? Christmas is coming up. Why you ain't get another one? UPS?

Fuck are we doing? UPS is hiring. Let me see you. Send me your resume. I'll put it out and get you. I'll help you. But yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to get back to work.

Our bills is due. All right. Well, she got to get back to work. Our bills is due. All right. Well, she got to pay her bills too, I'm assuming. You asked me what it is. You're a manager, Joe. I can't segue from you.

That's going to be my new shirt. Nah, that's funny. Nah, Kevin wants some bullshit. If Dan Quinn would have just called that time out in the third quarter. Yo, oh man, Kevin wants some bullshit. If Dan Quinn would have just called that timeout in the third quarter. Yo, oh man.

Kev wants some bullshit, yo. Can't let your chick... Expert analysis. I'm listening. I want to hear this. Pardon me. Are you a fucking before? What the fuck are you doing?

Yo, dogs. Wendy Williams is going through whatever she's going through. Prayers out to Wendy Williams. Always. Oh, the disrespect gotta follow the prayers. Start with love. Yo, you've eaten. You know what I'm saying?

You've eaten. Yo, she stops working, and you hot? You should have took that bread and made it play for you. Why? There's more coming in. What does one have to do with the other, though? She not working no more. She needs to get a job.

Them support us. The judge said it, not me. This is ordered. Them support us. The judge said it, not me. This is ordered. Oh, man. Yo, you'll do that too? The paperwork says this.

I'm asking you. I want my coins, bro. Yeah, because now I can no longer afford my side chick's main character syndrome. She hot right now.

What? Main who's main character syndrome. She hot right now. What? Main who? Main character syndrome. What the fuck is that? It's when you make the side your main. Hey, that comes with a cost. That's a syndrome. That comes with a cost.

And he probably set a little bar for her. She's expecting a certain level of treatment. Come on, you fucking the game up right now, shorty. Send that through. You gotta send that over. You gotta send that, man. That's what you're talking about.

Now it's time for my side of the story. I'm like Dan Cav, yo dawg. Tell your truth, man. Tell your truth, man. Get your shit off. Both Wendy and Tell your truth, man. Get your shit off. Both Wendy and Cav have always been great to me, so y'all make it tough

to do my job, man. Yo. Or I'm just phony. Look at me. You hit me. It's tough to do my job. Send it over, yo. I fuck with them,

but they gotta stop. I'm gonna put the money over. Ish, if you get an alimony from your... He's Superman. He wouldn't even take the alimony. He wouldn't even get an alimony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's corny.

Don't worry about it. I go out and get it on my own. I know. I got out the mud before. Who won't? Excusez-moi. Excusez-moi. Nigga, I'm planning on an alimony when we get married.

Why I wouldn't take alimony But why I wouldn't This shit go left Why I wouldn't Tell me Why would I hope You believed I wouldn't get a triple double But I

Just think it's crazy Yeah that's different Why would Why would you hope I wouldn't take alimony I made 250,000 last year shooting high My wife and her empire that I Allegedly helped to create Is getting her 10 to 20 million a year 50,000 last year shooting high. My wife and her empire that I allegedly helped to create is getting

her 10 to 20 million a year. We divorce. I'm supposed to stand on my integrity right now and say, nah, you're good. I'll go build it again. Yeah. Shit. You're very honorable, man. Celebrating. No, I don't have to

no I will but you gonna be re-up I'm gonna go re-up I agree with celebrate he gotta go celebrate but she do too and I want a piece

what about commission I'm good I'm dead ass I'm good But she do too. And I want a piece. I want my commission. I'm good. I'm dead ass, I'm good. I don't know, it's a lot of money. Salute to you. Yo, big ups to you. Yo, big up yourself. Big up yourself.

That nigga said, yo, big up yourself. I know you would. I know for a fact. I don't think you would. Run mine. I was trying to figure out how to get my girl to give me some of the susu.

You talking about alimony. Hey, bitch. Have half of that susu. What week we on? What week we on? Hey, what you said that day was that your shit was coming? What week we on? We ain't going to break up before then, now.

You was number 17, right? Don't try to break up with me before your number come in. Yo, this nigga's a fool, yo. This Susu. I don't know. I was shorty out here doing club dates. Shit fucked up, yo.

I was about to say something, but I can't. Yo. I get a couple checks now in the mail from niggas that be like, yeah, nigga. Send that. Give me that. Yeah.

It's still. Yeah, thanks. Yo, getting money from niggas you don't even speak to? Chef's kiss. Chef's kiss. Chef's kiss to that What is it? Bichon

What's kiss shit called? Double cheek kiss That's good looking Holy shit Little check's becoming In handy boy It's disgusting yo Niggas be real loud

Talking about his beef How? I love you Yeah man I want you to keep getting it I wish you all the success Nah for real You killing

Keep killing it Keep that up Keep that And let me know if I can help Shit I'm rushing I don't even check my mailbox If I'm rushing in. I don't even check my mailbox. If I'm checking the mail. What quarter is it?

You're stupid. We had the mailbox doing a little shit. Toyota shit. You guys are fucking idiot. Oh, man. It was 20 grand poorer this month. Good for them. Yo.

Yo, bro, stop. I'm joking. It's entertainment. 20 grand out of you niggas' pockets. Oh, my God, yo. Oh, man. I was thinking about that. I'm'all. Oh man. I was thinking about that.

You're an idiot, man. What's wrong with you, son? Give me that 20 grand. Nah, I had a slow money. I ain't got it now. That's the last thing I can tell around Christmas. Yeah. Yo, what happened was.

Oh, now mine coming from the Lord. You ain't even got no mine. You ain't even got no mine that's gone. Hey, you happened was. Oh, now mine coming from the floor. You ain't even know mine gone. You ain't even know mine is gone. Hey, you ain't even see this. This came out before this was gone. I got mine before you got mine. Yeah, just a fucking. Mine just got put right to the side.

Hey, you made way more than that. Oh, man. Nah. It only seems serious because y'all be laughing. Oh, man. Nah. It only seems serious because y'all be laughing. Nigga. Wait. It's a joke.

Y'all, it only seems serious because y'all laughing. Nah. Give me that money, bitch. All right. Oh, shit, bro. You want me to feel bad about it? Like, damn, yo.

Damn. Nah, nah. You supposed to say, you know what? I, damn, yo. Damn. Nah, nah. You supposed to say, you know what? I ain't going to take that. Yeah, you ain't. Yo, yo, yo. Hey, hey, keep it. Tell him keep it.

Don't even send that over here, right? Hey, you bust that move a few times. Hey, you ain't going to walk in the mailbox. Damn, man. 60, I don't even. This ain't right. Nah, I'm just sitting there. Don't feel right.

Don't even feel right. I don't know. It don't go like that. The 60 with my don't even. This ain't right. Don't feel right. Don't feel right. It don't go like that. 60 with my name on it. My name's right here. That shit might feel great. Shit a little shiny, I mean. Guys, I just want to let you know the Patriots have scored 21 unanswered points. The 27-3 that we were up, we could have took a timeout And ran the ball a little bit

Oh man yo Oh shit Fucking Joe Brady Stupid ass Yo Did you hear when Or have y'all heard The dude went public

From the Vegas strip club About your peoples My people Yeah Not ice people I don't know know you talk about blue facing the attempted murder the strip club out there the owner came out and said yo we went to work on this thing for 11 months took all of two

months to destroy we always talk about what white people do but it really be us that was him that came in there wasn't nobody trying to run him over or kill him and they wasn't talking about no girl he didn't like the shirt that the dude had on and he popped out and i'm gonna make sure that you spend the rest of your life in jail they got pictures of the nigga in the police station giving a report and said i'm gonna make sure that you spend every single day in jail for attempted murder and reiterated, mad times. It wasn't no white people that fucked up this establishment. It was us.

And he said sorry to all the people they employ, the dancers, the staff. Everybody is out of a job now. Oh, the club is closed now. Yeah, they're closed. And they're not reopening. They're closed down. The city said they're not reopening. He said, we can't be mad at the cops.

They gave us a chance when nobody thought they would. And this is what happened. Now, I can't report on this the way I would like to because I need more information. I need to see the dude's shirt. And they said, yeah, they was like, you know.

Yo, that would have incited you too? Oh yeah, dad on his joint? Bullshit. Get your ass out the club, nigga. Fucking giants. I understand niggas shirts I seen a nigga the other day with some tight ass Tom and Jerry shirt on with a chain outside like yo dog go home you piss me off you sure look dumb as hell in the face Tom and Jerry iceberg it wasn't regular bromaine Gildan

regular bromaine regular bromaine bromaine iceberg it wasn't an iceberg about that one buddy oh man

oh yo y'all are too funny today y'all have been funny today I think we're gonna get canceled today I think today is the one I just oh shit I don't think anything else is super important.

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Co-sign that one, Kurt. That one. I thought you believed the other one, too, now. I do now. I'm just saying. That one I'm believing out there. I don't even question that. I've heard this. All right.

I'm glad I was able to sway. Well, he was able to sway you, gentlemen, or maybe one of you. I don't fucking know. You swayed me. I'm rolling. I don't take know. But I'll take it. You swayed me. I'm rolling. I'll take it, man. My guy had a triple-double. I wanted Ish to ask him all that.

I was getting the boys with the tall niggas. Because I just jump over one hand, give me that shit, bitch ass. I'll take it. All right. Part of the show. Part of the show. We have a gentleman named, what's this guy's name?

If I knew how to work a computer, I could tell you. Let's see. Still don't. All right. This guy's name is Vari. Hey, Vari. Hello there, Vari. I would call you, but something tells me we don't

need to. Vari says, yo, am I foul for popping my man's old lady, my man's man's old lady after finding out he stole from me on some hella sneaky foul type time? His man's man's old lady. No. My man man.

That's my man man. There's a difference. My man's man or my man's man? My man man that's my man man I repeat yo my foul for popping my man man's old lady after finding out he stole from me on some hella sneaky foul type time that's the question

yeah gentlemen and then we can get into sleepers if you don't mind 10 seconds or less boy professional potter is here i'll tell you radio silence great plies old lady answers this they owe me some money ain't gotta pay me keep playing with me i'm gonna fuck your old lady all right that's my officially ice all right antoine. You want my pie answer? No, all jokes aside.

No, you can't. Because he's not your man-man if he stole your shit. That's one. And you ain't his man-man if you popped his girl. So, yeah, I think he's wrong. Another nigga morals don't dictate your morals. Yeah, they should break up as friends. Oh, I think they did.

He been wanting to pop her. That was his excuse and justification for popping her. Because he took a little money? Yeah, yo, you told him I was T-shirt and third grade, yo. Yeah, I want to hear how much money he stole. Yeah, it's important. Fuck off. Yeah, let me know that.

Yes, buddy, you're wrong. Yeah, yeah. Dear. We are liars. I'm pulled up and I got priors. Guess who's going downors Guess who's going down Guess who's going down See why you can't have Shorty walking around

With the boy shorts on You're man man Then you can't steal Tight that on up Sleeper segment is right here We right at the end It's shit crazy Alright I'm playing a song called Magic

from a young lady named Shaylin B that I got from one of my R&B pages that I follow that focuses and concentrates on the discovery of new R&B music. So I appreciate those pages for that, and thank you. Music lovers, rejoice. But yeah, it's smooth. it's a smooth right here can't wait to hear some more of this young Lose your body I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, And my mind is racing My mind is racing It's like voodoo hell, you got me right under your spell Ain't nowhere that I would rather be

I love when I say it No strings attached for what I said And I got it bad for you This could be a forever thing Forever Not just a temporary little summer flame Forever You know you're my everything

Forever So tell me baby are you down for whatever man Could this be a forever thing It's like magic, baby Been tryna get to my heart and you finally made it Telling your mama I'm the one We were afraid to jump the gun Now we deep it like the ocean

Hop on my way We'll ride it till we turn to dust It's like voodoo, how you got me right under your spell Ain't nowhere that I would rather be I love what I said No strings attached for what I said And I got it bad for you This could be a forever thing

Forever Not just a temporary little summer flame This could be a forever thing Forever Not just a temporary little summer flame Forever You know you're my everything Forever So tell me baby are you down for whatever man? Could this be a forever thing? I know, I know, I know

Forever's a long time Make it last to the sun Forever, thank I know, I know, I know Forever's a long time Make it last till the sunrise I know, I know, I know Forever's a long time Make it last till the sunrise Yeah Forever Not just a tip for every little summer night I'm going R&B again. I like that song, Joe. Thank you, guys. What's up?

I'm going R&B again. R&B ice. Nah, nah, nah. Just every now and then. This record, excuse me, friend of mine, her name is Desiree, and the song is called Nobody Else. In your arms tonight Kiss you and hold you tight I want you to make love to me, baby Tell me it's gon' be alright Every time we kiss, baby

I fall in love in the last time I don't know how you do what you do But every time I look in your eyes I see heaven I see heaven I see life I know I'm your wife The way that you kiss me The way that you touch me The way that you hold me The way that you love me And I don't want nobody else I just want you all to myself I don't want nobody else

I just want you to be yourself That's enough That's enough, that's enough សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� The way that you kiss me The way that you touch me The way that you hold me The way that you love me And I don't want nobody else I just want you all to myself I don't want nobody else I just want you to be yourself. That's enough. Tough.

And the record is called Nobody Else by Desiree. Dope. I'm playing me. This is Thank You. Stop that shit. Gift wrapping five, the co-op featuring Passport Gift, David Bars, and Rasheed Chappelle. What's up? Let me see.

I'm playing me. Yo, turn that light off. Not for nothing, can everybody get out? Lord lift me, been five months without my daughters with me. They mama done packed them up and moved them to another city Nah, not me about to play the victim Depression done seeped in, yeah I really miss them Feeling is mutual, mutual decisions Give a woman a key to drive, she'll drive your ass right to prison

Show a woman my drive, she seem to lose her vision Decided to multiply, still she choose division Daddy issues, y'all don't recognize a good father So you diss him, until he miss him We gon' keep muddin' heads cause you don't listen You know they want the black man, not the family picture And what you give them? Happy Thanksgiving Merry Christmas

Fuck it, best wishes This ain't about me datin' up with bitches I'm all alone and I'm feeling vicious I just made dinner and I did the dishes Just here to visit, girl, I ain't tripping Just know I bought three plane tickets Cause I need both babies back Even if it means take crazy back

Guess this my two for truth Two time daddy, Mr. Two for Two Tori, I love your soul Riley, I love your soul A hot piece for you I woke up this morning for that I'm thankful Gotta give thanks, not just for a day when you're playful Live for the memories, don't matter if they're painful

Can't take it with us, when we go it be the same rule I hear it's beauty inside the struggle, that's what the pain feel, I turn my pain into power, that day was painful, with God by my side, boy I can't lose, father forgive me for them sins, had to break rules, my daughter getting big and she's smart too, she look just like me, a little part too, I know she gonna be tough, she got my heart too, and just like daddy, she in the heart too too I only wish that my mama could see it grow up And time moving fast, it don't slow up All the sacrifices I made when I couldn't show up They ain't see the vision I had before the glow up

People don't usually believe it until you blow up Shout out to the genuine people who always show up Did it for the love, it wasn't about getting my dough up I was at the bottom, now the only way is to go up Go up Yeah It wasn't about getting my dough up I was at the bottom, now the only way is to go up Go up Yo Yo Yo

I'm haunted by the ghosts of my Christmas past All the gifts I took for granted that I wish I had Wife and kids in the living room, pride and joy Close my eyes, I can see them playing with their toys Was love in this house and I miss that now The kids a little older and they distant now Divorced from the wedges, it's just different now And the price of my happiness expensive now

December 25th in this empty house I'm overwhelmed with emotion, I just can't get out We'll call my dad but my pops is gone And I can't call mom, I'm supposed to be strong Cause I'm the to be strong. Cause I'm the rock that everybody lean on. They superhero, but I ain't got a theme song. Oh, I'm the villain, depends who you talk to.

Even Hungary from the door, nobody walks through. Happy holidays, me and my sorrow. Today stand still when you waiting on tomorrow. Time borrowed and mine spent foolish. Another year, my attempts to get through it. The the snowfall just as cold as my days been what's up early just waiting on the days in text my kids and tell them that i miss them i'm ebenezer scrooge merry christmas that's our christmas music thank you gift wrapping five out now yo you're the man bro Yo, you're the man, bro. Thanks, man.

You're the man. You're the man. Artist's name is Reani, and the song is Your Eyes. All right. Okay. Hey. Okay. All right. I felt a strong heat wave warm me up at the bar Wave for me up at the bar

I thought I heard somebody call my name from afar I hear the crowd get louder wondering What's all the commotion? What's all the commotion? So I made my way up to the dance floor And that's when I lost my mind Turning heads so effort you, shining your crown Turning me on, your style, your smile, your vibe Girl, you light up the night Oh, I felt your eyes soon as I stepped in the room Your eyes, suicide, stepped in the room Your eyes I found your eyes, girl, I know that they told the truth

Pardon if I'm in your way Your way, your way I see myself with you, us two Could be something, visions of us Because this the night I think I done found Somebody I can call my girl Oh, turning heads so I can bless you, shining a crown Turning me on, your style, your smile, your vibe Girl, you light up the night

Oh, I felt your eyes soon as I stepped in the room Your eyes I found your eyes, girl, I know that they told the truth Turn your head, some effort, bless you, shining a crown Turning me on, you start, you smile, your fire, your light up the night Oh, I felt your eyes soon as I stepped in the room Your eyes I felt your eyes, girl, I know that they told the truth

That is Rennie, I think that's how you pronounce the name? Your Eyes? That was hard. Yeah, them bass and drums. Them bass and drums. I think that's how you pronounce the name? Your Eyes? That was hard. Don't break your head. Them bass and drums? Yeah, yeah. Them bass and drums? Usually I'll, you know, take the head.

Well, I was like, hold up. Them bass and drums. Groovin'. Good sleepers all around, guys. Word up. Yeah, I did that. One of the, uh... One of the Patronies...

said they really get a kick out of every episode of Parks saying, ish what you got for us, even though Parks plays it's your sleeper. And I haven't stopped laughing at it. I've never, I haven't laughed harder

at a comment about our pod. That's funny. Because he does do it every once in a while. Yeah, he does. It's what you got for us, but he has it. He has it. But I mean, I mean I gotta let him intro

I gotta let him intro yeah yeah yeah it's still funny though I don't have it's funny that he can't intro it intro it without

it's what you got for us this week I don't have my hook up yet I'm getting there your hook up okay alright

we gonna go ahead and head on outta here. This is that song you guys never heard. I'm gonna play it at the end for you guys. Hey. I don't understand y'all, but... Hey.

Hey. Uh. Here we go. Melodies from heaven Rain down on them Rain down on them Here we go, huh? A little gospel to end the part off Melodies from heaven

And this thing off the right way Rain down on them Mic check, one, two, one, two Rain down on two Mike what's it what's it I said yo look at the older demo out there Bible with me look at the Redditors that need Jesus in a life praise God praise and praise hey keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time I meet you. Farewell, adios, arrivederci.

Hey. Come on now. Your grandma was washing them greens on Sunday morning playing a little something. Come on, sing with us. Melody. Melody. Melody for hell. Yo, looking at Chelsea Handler pouring while Kirk Franklin is playing is disgusting. Y'all should be a champion, though.

Bring down. Bring down on the press. Take me. Take me. Me in your arms and hold me close. Tennis, let me hear you out there. Hey. Bring down.

Bring down on the press. Drill me. Drill me with your press. All right, y'all, hold it down, man. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, look at the tenors getting busy though. Let's go tenors. Come on, dance tenors. Hey. Ha ha. Hey. Come on Sopranos, Sopranos.

Sopranos, come on jump in. Hey. Down on me. Hey. Down on me. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Come on, everybody, do like this, do like this. Yo, y'all not hype enough for Kirk, y'all. I don't like it. Hey. I'm done with y'all. Yo, hold it down, man. We'll be back sometime later. Now I'm letting this rock, too.

Uh-oh. And it goes. Hey! I'm not ending, so y'all got to find something to do. Whatever. Whatever. Yo, hold it down, man. We'll be back same time same place next week Oh not break it down for me break it down for me break it down Oh some of

y'all new Jesus in your life some of y'all's devil is working real hard out there. I got you. I got you, though. I need Melody from hell. Some of y'all eating leftovers from like five days ago. You're a disgusting piece of shit, and you need help in your life. Let Kirk sing it to you, though.

I need Melody from hell. Some of y'all been ignoring that check engine light that pop up in your car every morning on your way to work. You need some help. I got Kirk for you. Some of y'all pull up to the gas station, let me get five reg. You niggas is disgusting. Let me turn up some Kirk Franklin for y'all.

Five reg niggas is nasty. Here we go. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm a raindrop, raindrop