The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 595 | "Heinie Blows"

Episode Date: January 21, 2023

An action-packed episode from the JBP! The gang opens the pod with reactions to the new J. Cole song in which he used a fan’s Youtube beat (14:14). Alec Baldwin has been charged with involuntary manslaughter (23:12), Young Thug had drugs passed to him in the courtroom (28:11), Flo Rida wins a $82.6 million lawsuit (36:30), and Caresha admits to a kink on her latest podcast episode (49:54). *SPOILER ALERT* Ice hates remakes and explains why the “House Party” movie is terrible (1:01:00). Joe and the guys find out Melyssa Ford used to be on a dating TV Show (1:07:25), Bank of America & T-Mobile run into major issues (1:14:41), Joe has a bet for the room (1:27:15), Part of the Show (1:53:02), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks: Joe | Kali Uchis - “I Wish you Roses” Ice | Chase Fetti & Cancun - “Slow Down” Parks | Deepstar The Abyss Dwella, Eto & Jai Black - “Roc City Stories” Ish | Mack Keane & ESTA. - “Super” Melyssa | Greentea Peng - “Hu Man”

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took a picture of all us it's shit the angle was different on Mel's picture shit been like that for a year and a half yeah but we don't catch it

that's not true we don't see that here these cameras ain't up but they talk about it all the time. So he was kind of thin up the top, little balding spot, and you was like, nah, y'all never catch the God like that again.

Joe, that's old. Then he took it down. That's old. About a 1A. So why you looking so young in the face? You look young as shit. I'm not even joking. Nigga went and found his Adidas from 87.

Look. Yo, why you did that, yo? That's a wrong disguise, man. Yeah, we you did that, yo? What's wrong with this guy, man? Yeah, we really can't compliment men. No, you can't. That's bad. I was like, my guy came in here looking good. I was like, my nigga like, what's up?

You can't tell nothing to men. They've been on our ass for a little Park State. Bad, though. Bad. Y'all some fucking clowns, yo. They've been on. That's what you're supposed to do. That's a real relationship.

That's a whole take that we've discussed at least 10 times we have them niggas took that shit serious again my bad y'all it's all good in case

they was for real they was for real they always want to highlight my relationship failures that's what they first thing they want to say oh I'll take happily married parks

over Joe's past like alright man me and wife he had a good laugh about it all so they cursed me out happily married parks over Joe's past. I'm like, all right, ma'am. Me and wifey had a good laugh about it all, so. They cursed me out when I said this shit mad times.

Yo, you dumbass Neanderthal, you fucking misogynist. I thought you were kind of supporting me a little bit. I was. I know.

I've been saying that for the rest. They're going to call you the misogynist. That's the only part I need clarification on. Why was they calling me the misogynist. That's the only part I need clarification on. Why was they calling me a misogynist and a controlling? Because the premise is if you pay all your chicks bills,

that is a control feature that a lot of powerful rich men use. That's true. Yeah, women are jaded. That is true, though. No, that's true. That's based in fact. Is that the only thing that's true though about men that don't even have to be true

in every instance that's all I'm saying I'm missing it off of some people do do that that's why they call you that they jaded out there for thinking that what if a man

is just truly courteous and has an issue with that he don't want to control her at all how come they act like that don't exist at all

it does but a lot of men it's just such a small you know how a dude be like like that don't exist at all? It does. But a lot of men, you know how a dude be like, girl, I don't even want you to work. Girl,

quit, quit that job. How much you make? 150, quit. And now you get the girl, you quit. Now you the provider,

you providing everything for the chick. And now all of a sudden you can control that situation because she don't have We didn't tell his wife to quit.

I'm not saying. Hey, yo, suck my dick. How about that? How about that? I got that. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah, I. I'm not saying. Hey, yo, suck my dick. How about that? How about that? I got that. You get what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah. I get it. Yeah, I get it. All right. Anyway, how's everybody doing? We're doing pretty good. I'm better now. I'm fucked up over the last couple days, but I'm good now.

You feeling better now? Yeah, I'm good. What happened? You got a little food poisoning? I don't know what it is. Wow. I'm good now, though. Thank God.

That's it. I can eat shit. Stop eating that ass. You got ass poisons? Yo, you being 47 and not eating ass is sick. It is. It's sick. Grow up.

For real. Wait, hold on a second. Who being 47? One mic on Mel. One mic on Mel. Wait. Hold on a second here. You took Adderall today? What?

You took Adderall? Yes. And I had a quad as well. Oh, okay. All right. Four shots of espresso. Okay, so you guys- Oh, you zooming.

You guys- Look at her. She is drooping. I'm a clear out. Clear out. This is the Mel podcast. Okay, so wait. You guys do ass play?

Yeah, that's the thing? Oh, you just changed it. Wait. Hold on. Hey. Ass play is very broad. I see what you did, Mel Ford. What?

That's the thing. That was what I just said. Yeah, I see. She thinks she's, yeah. The setup. Ass play. What that mean? Whoa.

Yeah, what that mean? That's what you do? Elaborate. You do shoots and ladders? Yeah. Meaning you give and receive. Toss salads and whatnot. What the fuck does one have to do to serve?

Oh yeah, no, I'm getting my ass licked. She getting up under there. The fuck is she talking about? And I'm going to do it back. I want a special holiday. You like hiney blows? That's what I'm saying. Hiney blows.

What? Hold on. Hiney blows. Don't bring that Jamaican shit. Yeah, don't worry. Don't start this show. You like hiney blows? You a freak.

You a freak, Lord. Hiney blows? You can set him a confident. Yeah. Hiney blows. Yeah, you are. Those are not just shots. You like, Heine blow, you a freak. You a freak, Lord. Heine blow? You can set him a confident. Yeah. Heine blow. Heine blow. He's a freak. Wait, Mel, you're not into that?

No, I'm not. Like, I can't lie. There is no fucking way ever I am going to be licking somebody's asshole. It's not happening. You never did that before, Mel? Niggas putting that prude. That pretty little face is getting down there. Whoa. Yeah, no. I mean...

That was invasive. Closest I came with... No. Nope. Nope. Nope. She licked the gooch. No, I did not. I did not lick the gooch. You didn't lick the gooch? I didn't go anywhere near the fucking gooch. That's why I don't fuck Canadians. They want to have all these Tim Horton rules.

Mel is lying. It's no, it's no, it's no care about nothing. She can say, she can say anything right now. It's going to be like, nah.

She is lying. Mel is lying. Maybe a little teabag action, but that's about it. Mel's a liar. What type of tea? Standing over you, teabag?

All right. I'm going to, now I'm going to. All right, hold on. Don't use the word teabag. Kneeling all for it. What's the type of tea? Standing over you tea bag? Alright, I'm just gonna put it down. Alright, hold on. Don't use the word tea bag. Kneeling on all fours. Oh! Didn't I just explain to y'all the YouTube monetization rules? Oh no! Wait, but did we curse? Joe told them suck his dick in minute two. And they can.

This lady is nuts. Did it start already, though? Literally. Did the whole YouTube rule start already? Yes. Shiznit. All right. All right, we're going to calm down for another 15 minutes.

I got flags saying, all right, peace. You need to get it. Come on, man. I've been waiting to come to work this week don't know what time it is you've never heard of Joe buddy mic check one two one two when it go Shout to wherever you might be listening from shout out to the great Missy Elliott to YouTube SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple, Patreon of course Patroni, shout out to the Redditors out there

Shout out to all the ladies listening I don't want you in here I understand why you wanna try Make a stay home lady at night If you wanna go, you'll be gone, no lie I can't explain how many times I tried How many times I cried Thinking about mine and where you might be

We never did, I gave everything I got Couldn't get the moon inside How you love someone and love me Come on, I don't wanna love you the right way Ain't gonna be where you're satisfied Ain't gonna be If he ain't gonna love you the way you should Then let it go

If he ain't gonna treat you the way you should Then let it go If he ain't gonna love you the way you you to let it go You ain't gonna love your way, you should let it go I'm waiting for you to let it go Might have to be outside this week and I gotta see what mood I'm in, you know what I mean? I know that you're doing wrong It's too hard for you to let go I done went through just about two bags of tissues, baby

And you're looking at me like you ain't the issue, baby And though I try to leave, I can't stop missing you, baby I keep coming, I keep coming back I keep turning, turning, turning Round and round And why you doing me so wrong? I just keep holding you down, I feel so stupid and foolish I've been you all this way, but what can I say?

But I wanna go, but I keep coming back Microphone check, one, two, what is this? check one two what is this let me get these drops out the way All right. You've never heard of Joe Budden? Microphone check. Welcome to episode 595 of the Joe Budden podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,

here with a few of my nearest and dearest. Mel Ford is here. Flip is here. Ish is here. Ice is here. Parks is here. Corey is here. Junior is here.

And Erickson is here. And all of our remote people are here. Salutations, everyone. And you guys are out there. Now, how's everybody doing? How are you guys feeling? Y'all looking good? Y'all are smelling good?

Amazing. Y'all look like y'all got big weekend plans? Nope. Not really. Not this week. Just football. You got anything planned this weekend? It's football, man.

Oh, I just... It's playoffs. Oh, it's a football haircut. I'm going to... I wish I should be saying... Ish does look a little young this episode. Yo, hold on. Hold on.

I'm sorry, Floyd. Hold on. Hold on. Now we're going to allow it to calm down so I can get my ass out. Now we're going to allow it to calm down so I can get my ass out. I'm taking Walt's classes this weekend to learn the Walt's so I can be a better team player. That's dope. He's been drilling it in my head as far as you guys do Walt's. So I'm going to try it to see if I can implement it in my everyday life.

Thank you. Walt's? Walt's. Whatever that dance shit is called. Like dancing? Classical dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's amazing. I know it is. That's dope. Okay. Thank you. Thank you? Waltz. Whatever that dance shit is called. Like dancing? Classical dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's amazing.

Traditional dance. I know it is. That's dope. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Round of applause.

I don't know how often the waltz comes up in real life applications. I know. I know. There's no man out there. Do the tango nuts. You know what I mean? Yeah. Salsa.

Salsa. I'm excited for you, man. That's dope. Thank you very much. You're going to make content out of it, I'm sure? Of course I am. We got some content creator haters you very much you gonna make content out of it I'm sure of course I am we got some content creator haters in here

but you know I make content out of everything who hated on content who hated on your content I ain't let's move on let's move on

move on nigga don't wanna get in that bag that bag is different Joe how about you you got big plays yes you making the Philly trip

or not no no but I am watching the game. You should. And I think I'm betting on the game. I'm confident. What are you guys, seven and a half, right? Underdogs? I wouldn't care. I'm betting the Giants win. I'm betting the Giants win. I wouldn't care what the spread is.

I like them covering for sure. I don't know about the win though. I know. I'm betting the win. I'm not playing with these Eagles. How did y'all do in the season against them? Horribly I think I read somewhere that No team has lost three times to the same team In a season

I don't be caring about that shit Me either No team ever did Why do you love birds? Oh my god They gonna be on the dinner table Baby that's why I don't mean either. Why do you love birds? Oh, my God. See what you did there. I got it. They're going to be on the dinner table, baby.

That's why. That's why. Hey, first five minutes of the game. Hey, we're going to make sure that name rings true. You're going to hurt. You're going to hurt. First five minutes. They got a good old line.

Listen, that boy is going on the ground in the first five minutes. I want to bet that one. I got a few things I want to bet about this game. I'm confident. You better go get the fans. I'm super sure. Much like the Vikings, and we're not starting with football, but much like the Vikings, I never believed in the Eagles all season either.

They ain't really beat nobody that made them. You know how niggas talk about the Niners? That's not how I'm talking about the Eagles, number one. Number two, we're going to hurt that boy. We're going to hurt Hurts. And then we want to see him run around. We're going to hurt you and now run around. Have fun with that.

He's going to get hurt. You don't see that happening. Shit. They don't want him to run around. He's going to get hurt. I don't know. He's going to get hurt. That's not going to go well.

And we played them last game pretty well without the starters. The first game we played them pretty well, too. It was a divisional game. We're going to play them well. We played them well. It's going going to go well. And we played them last game pretty well without the starters. The first game we played them pretty well too. It was a divisional game. We're going to play them well. We played them well. It's going to be a good game. And it's as close to a home game as we're going to get. That's true. That is true. I think the Giants are going to fare better than most people have them faring. That's my football take.

Sorry to start that way, but off of that. What else is fun? Come on. What y'all want to kick it about? A lot of this shit is fun we're gonna start with uh j cole we'll start there okay we can yeah we can all right um a couple days ago j cole put a put a new record out via youtube actually it wasn't even his youtube channel though it was kind of kind of dope the way he did it he said he was on YouTube and he typed in J Cole type beat in the search bar first beat

that came up he clicked it and just locked in and wrote something to it mm-hmm and contacted the producer I was like here dog put this on your page let it live here that's dope that's no I think that's amazing that's what somebody of his stature to do that, that's how you shine light on somebody. Yeah. Tight beats kind of got a bad rap for a long time because for a long time they were kind of just copycat beats, but that

has long since passed and now it's just like an SEO thing, search optimization or whatever. So people are actually getting placements from this and this is just a dope way to highlight it to me. Very dope. Shout out to J. Cole. Did y'all hear the song I did I like it me too it's fine it was like a message to to the up-and-comer who's out here you know looking for a way to push through or something mm-hmm did you hear

the song yeah what'd you think it's cool okay okay no one's gonna be playing that as their sleeper today? No Cause J. Cole can't trick me yo Nah I see I know where you're going I wanna hear it No no no Enough with the blogs

No Please No At least a little bit of hate man Come on man You can like A little bit of hate Yeah I hate you too

Come on Me? You know what the hell There's a little bit of hate. Yeah, I hate you too. Come on. There's a little bit of hate to be found in here, man. You know what we saying, Ice. No, man, why I always gotta say it? I would love to hear it. I heard the song, I think it's cool. I think J. Cole is the king, the new age king of like, cool ways

to distribute music. And down-to-earth marketing. Yeah. He's the king of it. Like, relating to the... He's the king of it. Now, that to decide. How many times

I'm gonna let him hallmark me to death? He is the hallmark king. That's his bag. I'm picking one fan anywhere in the world and walk to his house. Gonna play my whole album for him

in his living room. Cook for his family. All right. You got it, dog. What was the other one he did? Yo, I bought my house that burned down in a neighbor's house. Yo, this was the first house I ever thought about being a... Alright. Dollar dream

tour. He good at that shit. I'm not saying nothing's wrong with it, but dog, this weekend I opened my phone. Fuck it, I'm a hater now. I opened my shit. He's good. It's good. I'm not saying nothing's wrong with it, but. It's good. Dog, this weekend I opened my phone. Fuck it, I'm a hater now. I opened my phone. Here you go. I read the note.

Because you know the note is written perfectly. It's fire. The note is written perfectly. Hitting me in the heart like a This Is Us episode. J. Cole, tell my son. Not often enough do we shine light on those that inspire us when we have writer's block. When we can't think of a word a sentence a paragraph anything to rhyme so as i sat here not knowing what to rhyme word j cole

you had no idea what to rhyme alone in my room john j cole like top three j cole you had nothing to rhyme and I know that could be true. I was getting ready to say, we sat right here and watched Kendrick put a note up saying, nothing inspired me. I'm here to have some fun. Yeah, J. Cole could find some rhyming words without the J. Cole type beat on YouTube.

But that was cool. And the beat. You know, the hate. I'm saying, you just looking for something to hate on No That's what you doing That's what you doing My job to be entertaining

So I've got to be entertaining Through J. Cole's goodwill And merit and spirit Alright Then you looking to hate You like that beat? For J. Cole to do it? Yeah

That's right in his bag Alright you got it You got it Hey has he been the person With the best beats in his career? Yes or no? I'm the wrong one to answer that You should answer that No You should answer that.

You could answer that. J. Cole's got your piece. Yeah, watch your fucking mouth. You and Nas can sit right there and answer that question. I like me, Nas, and J. Cole's beat selection. So, answer my question.

And all the fans that say we have horrible beat selection, I never heard y'all pick a beat. Off that, answer that question. I like J. Cole's beat selection. I do. Okay, so now what do you say about this beat? I didn't like when J. Cole's beat selection I do Okay So now what do you say about this beat?

I didn't like when J. Cole Was trying to produce All his own shit I think it's good That he is branched out I didn't like that But then once he took All the budgets

He just started Getting other beats Alright Let me stop I love Cole And this was dope Shout out to Cole Shout out to the dude

I think it's dope because look at the opposite. What these other top tier rappers is doing. Ain't nobody looking at that. Nobody heard of this dude that made this beat. Exactly.

Yeah, but people are getting tight beats. But again, they're not highlighting it in this way. I put the record on your page. Which is dope, yeah. I didn't release it nowhere else.

All the traffic to you. Exactly. Shout out to Leo for finding new ways to... Yo, what's up with you? Stop. Stop hating, bro. He's jaded.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's saying that his 20th, whatever, coming up, he not gonna do nothing, so he don't want the light on him. That's how I hate you. He was a hater. That's it.

He was a hater. That's what it is. Just let him hate, though. He trying to think like, oh, my 20th anniversary, I don't know what to do, so let me hate, though. He tried to think, like, oh, my 28th anniversary. I don't know what to do, so let me hate on J. Cole. I got to throw some hate out there. So why don't you do something?

Get a verse to the fans, nigga. Huh? Give a, come live on Joe Button Podcast and rap a verse to the fans. Watch live for your 20. Just sit right here in the middle. We're not going to be in the dark with one light over you and rap shit that they never heard right on the Joe Button Network live. Rap. I actually don't mind the idea though

Is that a boss? Y'all fucking crazy That might not be a bad idea That might be a terrible idea For entertainment purposes It's a fantastic idea Well if he does it here No that's not what I'm thinking at all Where's the back it in the back number yeah i'm sorry no no no you're right

go ahead if he does it here and then we upload it i mean you know he has a monster team he's running a type ship it makes this flag and everything i'm saying so go back to him it don't matter that's not how that's not how that works on the internet so tell me about it that's not how that works on the internet so tell me about it what benefit does it make for Joe to put a verse out today 20 year anniversary that's all I'm saying

where's the benefit I got a whole discography of shit if you want to see if I can rap I said still rap I don't have to show you I can still rap I'm not a rapper so what benefit is it to Joe Budden today to sit there with a light on him, like Flip said,

and rap for 400 bars? It's not a benefit for a lot of niggas that still out here. I'm asking for Joe Budden, who he is today, what benefit is it to him to sit there with a light on him and rap? You know I'll fuck with you. Let me jump in for a minute. Let me help out with issues, understanding of it.

Hey, go up the street. Show them nigg with you. Let me jump in for a minute. Let me help out with issues understanding of it. Hey, go up the street and show them niggas you can build a house real quick. Go right down. Right in the Acme parking lot. Show all them niggas.

Build some shit. Just shine a light. Freestyle though. Freestyle. Wait, wait, wait. No blueprint. You know what I mean? No architect.

Just you and the wood. Stop playing my man like that. I'm not a creative. Creatives don't necessarily need an incentive to create. I'm not a creative. You got to shout out to J. Cole. And a producer. We didn't even mention a producer's name.

Hey, Ish. Hey, Ish. Shout out to the producer. name BVT I guess it's Batman I'll tell you his name the negative nigga that J. Cole gave the first two. How much views is it? 1.6 million. It's like the new Quinn Miller. Thanks for the slap. This industry is horrible. They did that to Quinn Miller. He got a one leg. This industry sent him out of business

on one metal leg. That's fucked up. And that's my man too. Not too much on Quentin Miller. That's my man, but that's fucked up. Yo, saying that's my man, that's a trick.

I mean, it's facts though. The industry did do him super dirty. Yo, he made some slaps. He had us summer rocking. Facts. They did do him dirty. Nigg, he made some slaps. He had us summer rocking. Facts. Did they do him dirty? Niggas was like, thanks.

I think the industry did it. Come on, D. Come on, Sam. You know your brain be right. You know what I mean? We be in line sometimes. I mean, he might have played a part in it, I guess. The industry ain't do shit to him.

He did it to himself over zealousness, thirstiness. Stop it. Stop it. All right. I'm not going to come in here and pat myself on the back. I don't win anything for being right

on the podcast. Nah, man. Get your shit off. Nah. No, you have to. This is one of them instances where... Now, the I was right

on the podcast award, that's a good award. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially in this case because he fought for that one. Multiple episodes. Yeah ahead then my mom gonna trigger me you're gonna text me i don't think that's right wait what yo call me you said call me call me right now mom listen alex bowen has been charged with uh involuntary manslaughter. Was there another charge? No.

There was another one about reckless negligence. Negligent firearm or some shit. Yeah, and if y'all think I didn't learn my lesson from the Tory trial, I want to make sure we get these charges right here. And the armorer, I believe, was also charged. The armorer. The person who's in charge of bringing the gun.

Oh, no, but he took a plea deal. Oh, he did? The other guy took a plea. He's listed in these current charges of involuntary manslaughter. Like, this is all the stuff that was coming out in the last couple of days. Like, yesterday, it really hit. Both of them got two counts of involuntary manslaughter. But it says each count carries a different level of punishment.

Somebody else somewhere took a plea, boo. I'll research that later. Yeah, right call. I think it's the right call. Y'all already know that because I came in here screaming to the top of my lungs about it. I really didn't. I don't see how you come up with another way to even look at it. You guys did.

And that's that. It's really nothing to celebrate somebody lost their life still that's true it was the film's assistant director david halls who took the plea um misdemeanor charge of negligent use of a deadly weapon that was the person who took the plea yeah all right he ate the misdemeanor. I guess you should. Now, I'm not saying that Alec Baldwin will spend a day in jail. I doubt he will. I'm not saying how they'll handle him. But for him to be charged with something as the production company and the handler of this weapon, I really didn't see a way around it. Once you explain that part, like, because we discussed this quite a few times. But the last time he was like, I'm just saying he needs to be charged even if it don't

not saying he got to go to jail over it i agree with you on that yeah he should i'm with you he was the producer on the uh it's his production company oh yeah there were there were also live rounds found on the set of the movie along with the prop bullets. There were three types of bullets found on the set. So it's like, it wasn't just live rounds in the gun. Like, there's live rounds lying around here.

Yeah, this was just... And again, if he's a producer on the movie, you are in charge of overseeing this whole shit. So any shifting of blame on the production company for hiring the person

falls back on him again. So, yeah. Why conspiracy theorists is not saying, coming out, talking about this? So you shot the lady on purpose?

They did. Yeah, some did come out. He's just trying to be... And I think conspiracy theorists are pretty careful after that whole, what's the dude that said what he said

about the Sandy Hook? Alex Jones. Alex Jones. I think people are pretty careful with how they place their experience. As they should be. As they should be. And penalize them.

Agreed. Yeah. Watch what you say today. I think if he does go to trial, it's in California, right? New Mexico. New Mexico, yeah. That's where the movie's going to be shot. It depends on what their minimums are.

He might go to jail. I feel like New Mexico is a fairly right-leaning, more gun-friendly state than California, at least. I'm just saying, but some states got minimums. You know what I mean? It just depends on the laws of that particular state. I think the minimum was like- He could potentially go to jail.

I think the minimum was six months or something like that. Don't quote me. I remember reading something along those lines. But up to five years, I think it was something in that range. It's possible. If it was my wife that got killed

when she went out to work and not be in the movie, just work on the movie, I would want him to go to jail. Even if it was an accident. As somebody that's just talking about it on a podcast,

I could say, yeah, nobody, he doesn't have to go to jail about it. But if I were in the situation, oh, get his ass out of here. Was there a wrongful death? Why did it take so long his ass out of here. Was there a wrongful death? Why did it take so long?

18 months. Yeah, was there a wrongful death civil suit filed? Yeah, back in October of last year, the family of Helena Hutchins settled with Alec Baldwin as the production company for Undisclosed Amount. Okay. So the civil suit is already done. Now they're going to bring him up on criminal charges. It's a touchy situation.

Another thug off the streets. Round of applause. You can't just run around killing people on your little movie sets. Sorry, buddy. I don't know what part of Hollywood you think this is, but you're going to jail. New Mexico. Blackface that one. The fuck?

Yo, speaking of a thug. man oh segue king not really a segue because the way this was reported is what got me at first okay all i saw was young thug conducts hand to hand drug deal in court so I said wait I know that's not right so you click it and there's a video of thug sitting there gentleman gets up from the back walks up to him and just hands him something and right after he hands it to him

all the bailiffs and deputies and everything run over to him come to find out it was a perk then they check the dude he had And right after he hands it to him, all the bailiffs and deputies and everything run over to him, come to find out it was a perk. Then they checked the dude. He had marijuana, Percocets, and something else on him. Who was the dude? I didn't know him, apparently. They just let him walk right on up and do whatever?

That's what fucked me up. You can just walk up to a defendant sitting there and nobody stop you yeah that's crazy this all this whole thing looked crazy that's not true that guy was somebody okay he was a i don't know who he was i don't know he was either when you say somebody you mean like he worked for the court or something not worked for the court but he had a reason they knew who he was in there to be in proximity yeah it was police surrounding him back and got up and walked up there. He wasn't like sitting right there. Bro, I don't care how the semantics

played out. At what point are we just going to stop being stupid, yo? Like, keep it to the book. Fam, you in court. High profile case. You just going to walk up there and hand somebody a perk? Yeah, you in jail. They got more drugs in jail than on the street. Ain't rich.

You're gonna risk your life to just come give... Joe, you're my man. I love you, dog. There's no way on God's green earth I'm gonna come up there and hand you a nickel bag of weed if you rock up. It's not happening, my nigga. It's just not gonna happen. That handles one half of the equation. What's the other half? It means I gotta

call somebody else and come up here and bring you... Look, there you go, fam. Like, yeah, you gotta call somebody else. I equation. What's the other half? Means I got to call somebody else and come up with a plan. There you go, fam. Like, yeah, you got to call somebody else. I know. It's the wrong thing to do. It's horrible. And we, come on, we're going to preach against it. I'm tossing it to issue.

Yeah. But that's good looking out. You a soldier. Nigga needed a purse. Why did this transaction even happen? Because somebody needed a perk. He didn't get to take it, though. He moved slow.

Yeah, he got to do it better. He moved slow. That shit would have been, pause. Oh, that perk would have been out of here. It's on me. It's in me, officer. He could have threw it from his seat. I would have caught that shit.

Comfort today, then. Yo, fam. He held it too long Yo I was watching man Yeah he did Somebody threw the penalty flag They rewinded the tape Yeah

Dude walked across To get it from him too Like what's in your hand yo Everybody just told to Now give me a perk yo I got a trick for them I'ma zone out real quick They must really have him

In some solitary confinement Type shit for real I agree I think so Because again I'm going to zone out real quick. They must really have some solitary confinement type shit for real. I agree. I think so. Because again, I'm not trying to be funny but drugs is prevalent in the jail.

That's why I don't fuck with these stupid ass fans. Y'all have me thinking people just make good music. You know how powerful somebody got to be for somebody to walk up and hand him a perk?

That's some shit. That is true, bro. You know how powerful somebody got to be? That is true. That couldn't have been the first time something like that happened. It's just he got the case. That is true, bro. You know how powerful somebody got to be. That is true. That couldn't have been the first time something like that happened. It's just he got the case.

This is a high profile case that's been live streamed. I think shit like that happened, though. Come on, dog. It's either a ploy or I think shit like that happened. Something fishy about this. Or, like Joe said, this is a powerful motherfucker. Yo, my man. I'm scared to death of him.

I don't care what dummy mission he sends me on, I'm going to carry it out. And if you're ever in the New York area and you happen to get arrested and they put you in one of the long white vans and if you end up all the way in the back row while you're handcuffed, just check underneath the seats. They roll back?

Sometimes somebody left for something. A little something. Nigga, they got me this one time, boy. Nigga, I don't know how I did it. I got them perks off of me. I shoved them shit

so far down the police van. Oh, no, buddy. We gonna clear this up before we get to the building. For real. I remember one time I got locked up.

They was cool as shit. He said, look, it was me and this other dude. I didn't know him. They stopped us. Like, yo, y'all hungry? Y'all going to have a long night.

They took us to the, no bullshit. They took us to the bodega, let us get whatever we wanted to eat. Oh, yeah? And they said, look, I'm going to take y'all over here to this garbage can. Drop whatever y'all want to drop in this garbage can. No harm, no foul before y'all go in. That's good looking. Word's wrong. Nigga's like, dude had bad weedall going. That's good looking. Word's long.

Niggas like, dude had bad weed on him. He was throwing the weed and shit away. Didn't let us eat. Then took us to Central Bookings. Like, yo, good looking, fam. Niggas don't be wanting to do that paperwork. Yeah. Yeah.

No, that's the truth. Yeah, it is. I definitely had a cop tell me one time, yo, dog, I'm only taking you in for that. I don't want to do paperwork. Shut up. If you keep talking, I know you fucked up. And if you keep talking, I'm going to have in for that I don't want to do paperwork shut up if you keep talking I know you fucked up and if you keep talking I'm gonna have to give you the test and now I gotta do paperwork

so shut up did you shut up I shut right the fuck smooth up I ain't said another word I don't even know how to talk officer I didn't say another word yeah this is some bullshit charge me with intent to distribute I was gonna take these I was gonna distribute them throughout my soul I bought these I was'm about to go I'm

about to go trademark nigga Rossi all right y'all come on easy free thug this is move on. They didn't free him. He got caught. They caught him. All right. We're not going to beat him down. It was dumb.

Let's move on. Free Young Thug. Why? Free the people that need to do a thorough investigation to find out what really happened. All right? Freedom. You don't talk about freeing everybody. Stop.

You my man, right? Because if you got caught with a perk in your mouth, we'd be like, free Joe. But if you did some bullshit. you got caught With a perk in your mouth We be like free Joe But if you did some Bullshit I got caught with a perk In my mouth And nobody said free Joe Free you in advance

They called me a crackhead A dope addict They called me a fucking Low level bum They called me every name In the world But they didn't say Free you though

No No no no no Free you in advance They said he's skinny Did he catch something What's going I remember everything They said Off's skinny. Did he catch something? What's going on? I remember everything they said.

Off them Perk 30s. You read it? Yo, this guy. That's a fool. Where I was getting them from, the drug dealer didn't tell you the side effects of the Perk 30s. What? Nigga, this is not one of them commercials.

Side effects may include irritable bowel syndrome Occasional headaches And skinniness Nigga they not doing that This guy is crazy Oh man Free talk

You got it In court talk Cause you guys up here Y'all know how to Y'all know how to give it to a motherfucker Don't you? What you mean? Because Right It was dumb we caught him On camera Because you guys up here, y'all know how to give it to a motherfucker, don't you? What you mean? What you mean?

Because, right. It was dumb. We caught him on camera. I'm trying to not do this. It's a light pie. Okay. Yeah, I'm chilling. Yeah. I'm chilling.

I'm picky with my grace. I just gave 21 Savage grace for that audio recording and how I reported on that. All right? That's my man. Well, he's home. That's why you're giving him grace. That's my man. That's not true. Yo, moving along, right? So, in court news...

Exactly. I'm gonna tear his ass up off mic. Alright. In court news, Wayne lost to our man Ron Sweeney, friend of the show. They've been going to court for some time, and Wayne sued him for 20 mil. Said Ron stole 20 mil from him.

I don't know who to rock with, but Ron Sweeney is a friend of the show. Had a very, very good pod with him. That was a nasty rockin' one. Could be a thief, though. It's not what you know, it's what you do. I'm trying to be objective bro you know what I'm saying but unfortunately Wayne lost

out on the lawsuit so and you predicted that me I did I'm making an assumption no I didn't predict that no no no

no no no I didn't predict that I know nothing about that no I know don't just start putting shit on me actually they've been in court

for a long time they've been in court for a long time. I'm glad you did that. In other news, Flo Rida won mad money, sued the energy drink people, asked to see the books, the account, and they promised him some equity. Well, he had equity in some shit.

They was trying to get funny. He took their ass to court. He won $82 million. Round of applause. Anytime a black man or whatever he is, went eighty two million dollars. Then you want to clap it up. And Flo Rida is my man. Not too much on Flo Rida. Now, it's not where my interest comes in the story. You know, we got two new co-hosts for the time being. Sometimes I don't know who everyone is linked to or isn't linked to. So when the internet started to be like, damn, I'd hate to be his ex right now.

A couple of them was like, yeah, Melissa Ford got to be sick. And I was like, not my co-host. I didn't know nothing about that. Not too much on Mel. But then I asked Mel and the internet was right. This one time they were, yep. This one time they were actually right.

Which made this story all the funnier for me. Because damn, you gotta be sick to your stomach. You gotta be. Oh, Mel, tell us the truth. Come on. Was you sick? I know everybody sent you that story.

They did. I never had an ex that came up like that, so I can't relate to that. I'm pretty sure he was up before that. But that's different. Yeah, that's different. He was up, but 82 mil don't hurt. You can eat that.

82 mil? Yeah. Y'all used to have pet names for each other? Oh. You're hilarious. No, I'm happy for him. I am. You hating.

We got her. We got her. You got her. We dated like 10 years ago, so. We didn't ask all that. Yeah. That don't even matter. That don't matter.

What's 80 divided by 10? That's the body you gonna claim. Remember she was saying she don't claim? You gonna claim his body, aren't you? Listen, there's no way I could deny it. There's too many pictures out there of us on like red carpets and shit like that. So no, I could never deny it.

Now you would have played the red carpet. I could never deny it. There's photos. So enough pictures mean what? Huh? Get a... Oh no, we're literally on, like, a red carpet, and, like, we're kissing.

Like, there's just no way around it. We dated. Nigga, too many pictures. It wasn't friendly. It was not friendly. You get enough pictures, that mean you pop? Yeah. It was awesome.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait. Wait. That nigga bagged with this. Holy shit. wait this is exactly why I have goals for stories like this. You can't buy this you can't write this on the whiteboard He bagged with that but it was more to it. Oh my god. What did you like about it? Yo out of that 82 here to bless you, right? What still text? Congrats, congrats. Hey big

Congrats Pooper Hey Big Head Yo Flo we know you want you to Yo what was his nickname What was his nickname Hey Big Head What was his nickname Hey Flo Hey Flo daddy

You know it's been a while But I just wanted to write And say yeah you deserve all of that Cause I remember how they was doing you They was doing you so wrong You worked so hard There's no one more deserving Of this than you

She just said she was proud of him Keep it a buck You congratulated him No I did not. I don't have his number. Yo. To anybody listening. Yo, I'm begging for his number too.

I'm begging for his number too. Yo, I peeped it. You know we see it. I don't have his number anymore. His email address or anything. I don't live in LA anymore. If you're ever in New York. Oh my god. Melissa Ford, yo.

I can't stand you guys. Stop it, yo. Stop it. You have a lot to say, usually. You OK? He won 83 mil. What we talking about? 82.

Ooh. That was it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Get it right. Damn, man. Damn. Hey, yo, Flo, as a spokesman for her, as it right. Damn, man. Right.

Oh, my God. Hey, yo, Flo, as a spokesman for her, as a co-host, she's sorry. Whatever happened, look out for her. She's just moving back out here. Wow. Look out. Wow. Wow. Let me talk for you.

Wow, he just threw me under the bus. I love you. She's grown a lot. Maturity. She ain't mean it. Hold on, wait. She ain't mean it. This is an assumption

That I was the problem Oh we don't know We don't care about nothing For 82 mil You was the problem Yeah 82 mil It's whatever his story is

I burnt your asparagus Too many times Boo boo I'm sorry Fucking talk I can do better If Flo Rida bagged Then no Rida probably got a shot. Yo, what the fuck?

That No Rida. He's your my man lobby. Nah, you No Rida could do it. Oh my God. No Rida could do it. No, come on. Yo. Oh my God. Well, man, now tell us how it felt. Come on, man. No, come on. Yo. Oh, my God.

Well, now, now. Tell us how it felt. Come on. We're done with our jokes. How does it feel when your ex hit a lick like that? I don't know. Oh, she's sick. Oh, shit.

All right. You know my joke. All right, boo. All right, forget it. We're not the first person that said that. Forget it, girl. She be getting texts all night. You never had a loss.

We the first niggas. You never had a loss for words. Wait, now. You sitting here like. You know what's funny? But listen, let me give some perspective to y'all. I thought about this too during the week. We are sick. Mel is coming from Los Angeles and doing content with Jason Lee.

Look around. Imagine her having to sit in our opinions in our thinking how we talk about shit nah I think I think how we handle this is probably a little different than she's used to

you know they gonna handle her with love care and grace all that black beauty book bullshit yeah

no oh man I'd get asked the same fucking shit everybody's I got sent that article by 20 different people I know

Stop trying to exit, don't delete your text Let it sit in Stop sending me this shit Now it's going to be all over my timeline Oh yeah Brand new Melissa Ford When it hurts so bad. When it hurts so bad. When it hurts so bad. Brand new Melissa Ford. When it hurts so bad.

This that Flo Rida hit or lick remix. When it hurts so bad. When it hurts so bad. This that $83 million remix. 82, 82, 82. You're not, not me. Hold up. Hold up, yo. I'm riding with Mel. First of all, I ain't even that much money. Ain't even a lot. Don't do it, Mel. Mel, y'all. I'm riding with Mel. First of all, ain't even that much money.

Ain't even a lot. Don't do it, Mel. Mel, you on your own with that. Come on, Mel. Mel come in every week and tell y'all about how she's low maintenance. That money ain't even what do it for her no more.

Come on. Come on. She could have mad spiritual retreats with that money, though. A lot of yoga. I could have. A lot of ayahuasca.

A lot of ayahuasca. A lot of ayahuasca A lot of ayahuasca The highest of the ayahuasca And y'all sleeping on my girl ability to get niggas back Y'all sleeping on my girl ability to get these Make these niggas spend the block Talk about that though big male Big male And four

No he spend the block twice Oh yeah she really heard that Not recently. Wait, but y'all dappin' it up. Roll my phone, roll my phone. Yeah. Y'all dappin' it up. He spun the block twice and did hit the link.

She sick. Oh, my God. No, no, if he spun the block twice, she can get him. If we making bets, I think Melissa Ford can get Flo Rida to spin the block again. Well, we betting on that. We not betting on it. Oh, shit. On air.

Yeah. You can't do that on air about a woman. Her Well, we betting on that. We not betting on it. On air. Yeah. You can't do that on air about a woman. Her body, her choice, but... That part. I know. What?

Yeah, yeah. I know, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm listening to nothing he's saying. No, no, no. Congratulations to you, Flo Rida. Oh, my God. She perked her lips up.

Poked them up? She perked her lips up. Oh, my God. No, nigga. All right, listen. She burnt the lips Oh my god Alright listen If he was listening Low rider I didn't even know It was an R in that nigga name It's the Canadian in me

I know You know When I say motherfucker She about to use his real name Hold on Congrats Nathaniel Brian I'm about to set it up y'all

Set it up Joe for her right now Listen If he was watching right now I'm so immature If it up, y'all. Set it up, Joe, for her right now. Listen, if he was watching right now, because I'm so immature. If he was watching right now, what's the one thing you would say to him right now? Oh, God. I'm sorry.

I have way too much pride. Congratulations. That's right. No, no, no. Hold on. What the what? I have too much pride. No rotting in the floor.

Nigga, what do you want? Hey, yo, you got game, kid. Yo, you got game. She's the best, yo have too much pride. No rotting in the floor. Nigga, what are you doing? Hey, yo, you got game, kid. Yo, she's the best. Yo, you got game. She's the best, yo. She's good. She's the best, yo. I have too much pride to say this on this platform.

What would you say on air? But there's some things I might say behind closed doors. And I don't have your number, so I said it all. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm OK. Shoot the DM. And I'm willing to go. That DM is coming.

He loves the pod, too. I'm willing to go to the Gucci now in 2023. Oh. You know what I'm saying? That's invasive. That's invasive, bro. We not doing that up here. Yo, shut up, yo. We got new laws up here.

Oh, man. Yeah, no. Got it. Yeah, we heard you. I appreciate that. Salute. How can I throw, let me see if I can throw

a little bit more hate in this. And no, he got up there on some bullshit too. He gave an announcement and as he's giving an announcement, he's drinking a drink while he's giving an announcement. Yeah.

Yeah, thank you. You got equity. I have faith in the justice system now. Da-da-da-da. You assholes. It's our drink now. Yeah. It's our drink.

I'm the captain now. You're my 82. Flo Rida, work out, any drink in there, energy drink. Male at this age probably can't even. Can't even what? Stop playing. Can't even what, bro? Stop playing with that, bro. You think this age probably can't even. Can't even what? Stop playing with her, bro. Stop playing with her, bro. You think?

I never thought about it. Stop playing with her like that. Too much on Mel right now. Too much on Mel. You think so? Wait, what happened? Yeah. All right, let's move on.

Uh-oh. Look, look. She's out. She's yoga. Look at her. Look at her. She's yoga. Look at her, man.

I can't do what? Nothing. All right, move everybody along. I'm speaking to millions here. Reverse aging and rats coming up on the next talk break. Are we talking about snitches or actual rats? I don't know. But on the next talk break, we'll talk about what Planned Parenthood is doing to underserved communities.

Scars. about what Planned Parenthood is doing to underserved communities. I bet a lot of- I bet Gunna want to reverse age to go back- Oh wait, let's keep it in court. Let's keep it in court. Sources say, I love when sources say now, sources say that Tory Lanez regrets not taking the stand. We said that. I was going loose. Hey, sources, you agree with me. You agree with me. Probably should have took the stand.

If this was going to happen, boy, shit. I'm done. I ain't got nothing to say about it. That street shit, he was trying to keep up. No, his counsel sucked. You don't think so? No, bad lawyers. His counsel sucked.

Defense attorneys usually tell their clients, do not take the stand. True, but once your eyewitness, your home run hitter, gets up there and says, yeah, I saw him shooting a gun. And I saw them go over there and jump her in the corner. But what does that do for Tory if he goes up there and says that I didn't shoot her, she did? You want to refute that story? Fuck you mean? No, what does it do if he went up there and said that? What does it do for him after?

When you come home and niggas is watching him that you just told him, like, what does that do? That doesn't come into play anymore? You gave him that sentence. He ain't necessarily have to say that sentence. Okay. I don't understand. Okay, true.

You get what I'm saying? He could have just pronounced his innocence, gave a real version of what could have potentially happened and kept it moving. But fam, you put your eggs in that basket my man said yeah yeah so i'm shooting in the air the reason he did not testify because defense attorneys whether or not they think their client is innocent and whether or not they think that their client is going to be able to come off as genuine to the jury it opens them up to cross-examination of course and that And that's where they're like, I can't chance this.

My whole thing, and I kept saying, once we saw the charges, it almost looked like his attorney did not know what the charges was. They wasn't arguing this. Well, Jose Baez is definitely saying that, you know, he had an ineffective counsel. I would have won. None of this would have happened if he had hired me from jump. Because if you're looking at that, if you're not arguing the charges, which we clearly going to lose, then what the fuck is me taking a stand going to hurt? That's what the lawyer concluded, and that's what happened.

What are you laughing about? You know all these niggas. You know Jose Baez. You know all of them. You should be hyping your niggas. I respect it. No. Listen, I watch a lot of the ID channel.

So I know random stuff. She got a lot of time to watch TV now. We got her. Hey, she watching all the credits. She is. Oh, I got man songs to play now. Oh, man. Now, stop.

Not too much on Mel. All too much on Mel. We can't let her get away, Joe, with this. Oh, my God. Y'all want to talk about P. Diddy? Yo. So P. Diddy was trending because Grisha says she likes golden showers. How do they spell P?

Exactly how you spell it. P-E-E. P-E-E. Yuck. Okay, well, since you guys like your ass eaten, how do you feel about golden showers? You guys don't like their ass eaten. No? Okay.

No? It's not you guys. Hold up. Hold up. So you just be. Heine blows is at an all-time high in this room. What you call it, y'all? Heine blows.

Heine blow at an all-time high. You never had your ass ate? I don't talk about that type of stuff on camera. You talk about that. What the fuck? Oh. Got it. No, to answer the question, I haven't.

I've never peed on a girl. Nor been peed on. I said, had your ass eaten. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, no. I haven't. So, golden showers though

nah draw the line I'm cool really yeah okay you had a golden shower no

you're lying you're giving one you're lying you're lying what are you oh no no

you're not me you've given one you know sometimes when you're just standing in the shower with somebody No. We got to check the ingredients, the energy. You're not me. You've been given one? You know sometimes when you're just standing in the shower with somebody. And they just lay down. Oh, that's different. Yeah. That's not a golden shower.

No, they want it to be peed on. He just said they just lay down. And she said, yeah. No. The people that be doing the golden shower is they get in the shower and they let their significant other pee on them. That's not a golden shower. What's that called? Yes, it is.

No, that's still a golden shower. That's a golden shower. That's a golden shower, dog. Huh? That's a golden shower. That's still a golden shower, yeah That's not a golden shower. What's that called? Yes, it is. No, that's still a golden shower. That's a golden shower, dog. Huh? That's a golden shower. That's still a golden shower, yeah. It's a golden shower. That's corny.

That's whack. Why? Just because you're in a safe place? In the shower. No, nigga, you don't want the fucking pee to fuck up your bed. Stop it, yo. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop it, prude. I think golden showers act- If you didn't pee in the shower, that ain't golden shower to me. I mean, it's not a hardcore golden shower, but I think it's still a golden shower in the shower that ain't golden shower to me I mean it's not a hardcore golden shower but I think it's still a golden shower nah it's just a shower

nah no it's pee it's a pee shower it's like being in the pool and somebody pees we are way too mature to sound like this

but I don't consider that to be a golden shower now I also am not peeing on people or getting pissed on you don't believe in golden showers

you never had that no I believe in it it happens out people or getting pissed on. You don't believe in golden showers. You never had that, done that? No, I believe in it. It happens out there. Have you done that before? How you could hear? He said no. I said no. He said no. You did it before. But I know people that do it, and that's how they do it. Listen, I ain't the biggest fan of all that squirting shit either. Fucking put a jacket on that pussy.

I'm with that. Now, that might be a golden shower now. I'm not with that either. It don't be gold. It ain't gold. It ain't gold. You like that. I love that. Y'all like a gold shower now. I'm not with that either. It don't be gold. That ain't gold. It ain't gold. I didn't go with that. I didn't go. You like that. I love that. Y'all like that squirt.

No, love it. Indeed. Love. See. That's a golden corral, huh? Whatever the fuck you want to call that, sign me all the way up. Man, zip that pussy up. No, no.

Zip up that pussy. Let that thing go. Squirtle. Go, go squirtle. In whose bed? Mine. On whose sheets? So time out. On whose sheets? It's a time out.

It's approved if you don't want them to pee in your bed. But you mad that they squirting in your bed. I'm mad she in my house squirting. Go to the zoo where you belong. Whoa. Sea world. Yo. Oh, man.

Sea world. Oh, man. SeaWorld. Damn, boy. Martian-ass bitch. Oh, my God. Remember, he said about the change of sheets topic before. So maybe he don't want to have to be forced to change his sheets. Don't squirt on his bed. He's comfortable with laying in the sheets.

Squirting is high-maintenance, man. Oh, my God. Squirting is really kind of involuntary it's still high maintenance oh god okay guess what don't ask her that I ain't asking her nothing no sir

no no I'll kick you out you and Ish I hear y'all brains on this network even if she's not signed this is a work environment. And on the transcript, that's going to read nuts. Then he asked her.

You know, when they read it, it come off the wall. Like the judge reading lyrics in court. That's what Billy Burr said. I didn't say it like that. Yeah, Billy Burr. Number five. That's the CEO. Yo. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey. Yo. Oh, man. All right. Anyway, man. Alec Baldwin, they finally got him. What? They got him out of here.

What else? J. Cole, of here. Oh, what else? J. Cole, Carisha. Your man Drake, man. Your man Drake went on there and said he telling his truths all year. Oh, speaking of P-Play, right?

Holy shit. Yo, he's good. That's funny, bro. I should have called out today. Did he give an example of what his truth is yeah he said you know every time

y'all online at a bathroom there's a much cleaner one that you'll never see that's the one he used so basically he's just going to tell the truth I'm just going to shit on y'all

all year long I've been in more private bathrooms and shit than anybody else on this planet and met more staff yeah that's the line that made it kind of jiggy for me I had to reread it like a million times to understand what he meant that's a lot of staff and private bathrooms I mean I know that there's a

private bathroom in there somewhere but why they letting him use it and not us? You might be entitled to it. No, he not. Oh, no, please. You know how many times I've ran in the store doing the pee-pee dance and they said, get the fuck out.

Ain't no bathroom here, nigga. What store? Hey, get out, nigga. If you go to the garden and you, if you wanted to go to the garden or the Staples Center, well, the,

what is it? Crypto.com Arena. You don't want me to tell you about my last two experiences at the Garden. They weren't the best. Really? No. Well, one of them was.

They kicked out Charles Oakley. On the field at, what, Dodger Stadium? He did. He rented the Dodger Stadium. Yeah, it's different. And got caught because of a nosy pilot. Yeah, right. A helicopter pilot.

A nosy helicopter. I know. He playing different. Got caught. He playing different. I know. I told you. Yeah, he got caught. I know. Regardless, he still playing different. Yeah, right. Helicopter pilot. I know. I know. I know. He playing different. Got caught. He playing different. I know. I told you. Yeah, he got caught.

I know. Regardless, he still playing different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You don't believe he got caught? No. I knew this was going to happen. I believe he got caught. Me too.

No. Not that I've spent time thinking about this either. I believe he got caught, but he knew he was going to get caught. I don't believe that. I think he was trying to hold that relationship private. I. I think he was trying to hold that relationship private. I don't think he was trying to let that relationship go. So you go into a spot with no ceiling, with all the lights on, on a night that nothing's supposed to be there, and think nobody's going to say, what's going on over there?

It's not just a spot with no ceiling. It's not a spot. I rented the stadium. You could have rented Staples. That has a ceiling. All right, shut up. I'm listening. I'm not saying nothing. could have rented Staples. That has a ceiling. Ice, shut up. Listen to me. I'm not saying that.

Hold on. Hold on. You think the bitch going to like you renting out Staples versus the Dodgers? Jesus. Hey, my point is, if you're trying to be where nobody can see you, you do it where nobody can see you. I'm also trying to make a grandiose gesture and impression on the young lady. Staples don't do that, Ice.

Sorry. Staples don't do that. Me renting out Dodgers Stadium impresses a woman way more than me renting out a restaurant. No, he was talking about the Staples Arena. I'm talking about the Staples Arena. Motherfucker, and put the shit in the Staples Center. But people are going to see you. Not the office store.

What'd you just say? What'd you just say? Yo, sit by the Xerox and have a play. Hold up. What'd you just say? Who going to see me? More people will see you at the Staples than at the Dodger Stadium. You got it. I thought it the Staples. Hold up. What you just said? Who gonna see me? More people will see you at the Staples than at the Dodger Stadium. You got it.

I thought it was Staples. Shut up. I'm talking about the Staples. Nobody want to see no printers. I'm talking about the Staples. I ain't know you talking about Staples. All right. All right.

That's enough. Look, I'm just saying. You a little nigga. Office Max. What the fuck am I talking about Staples for? I didn't know. We thought that was your swag. No, it is my swag, though.

We thought you was some hook shit. I'm just saying fuck am I talking about? I didn't know. We thought that was your swag. No, it is my swag, though. We thought you was some hood shit. I don't know. Put me right next to Apple products, please. We took it back to $3. You would have said Apple store. I'd have been wrong.

Oh, my God. Hey. I ain't gonna lie. You have me lost. We thought that was your drip. And I'm done. You said Apple store? I'm done lending my opinion to your relationships now.

You had me. I ain't gonna lie. I had to look at you stupid for like five seconds. All right, Staples Center. Now you got it. Ice, this is a good concept for you, man. You should definitely have a date at Staples. But hold on.

Say if it wasn't Staples, though, Ice. Like, what would you do? Say if it wasn't Staples. I'll pay for it. Me? So just say if it wasn't Staples. What are you talking about? If you took a woman to Staples.

I'm not taking a woman to Staples, bro. All right. Put some respect on my name, fam. Yo, you ever laugh at how much... That's dissing me. You ever laugh at how much better you treat a girl than you did the last girl? Like, that world star hip-hop chain getting to you, my nigga. World star what?

He's trying to run now. Don't try to run. Yeah. World star? Hip-hop chain. Bring the test with you next time. No, it don't mean it's fake. I'm talking about the... Okay. World star? Hip hop chain. Bring the test with you next time. No, it don't mean it's fake. I'm talking about the, okay.

Don't play with me. Don't play with me. I'm not talking about. Oh, all right. I'm just asking. Hey, hey, I don't tell you. I don't. You be jumping sometimes.

Slow the fuck down. I'm talking about. If you was jumping, I'm ready to jump. You want me to jump, nigga? That's all. I didn't know what you was doing, dog. I don't know what you doing. I got to be on whatever time

I'm gonna be mad at me little he gonna blame me look The reddit narratives tomorrow I said flip hate each other when will they be When will they got it now we can get ice out of here hate each other. When will they be? When will they fight? Yes, we got it. Now we can get ice out of here. That's how it's going to go. I'm tired of them niggas too. If you're not going to let flip be flip. They suck my dick.

I keep telling them, just watch the fuck y'all in. If y'all ain't got to let flip be flip. Why you thought... I thought you forgave me. Moving right along. Well, I never said that. You still mad at me while I'm at work? I sent you a long message, nigga. And I gave you a double heart.

You didn't reply on purpose, nigga? A double heart, nine hours later, mean it's still Louis Smokes. You trying to play me? Hey, nah. Man, fuck you, nigga.

And fuck that chain. That is what that mean, though. Come on. That nigga sent me some long heartfelt message. That is what that mean, though. Let that shit bake for 10 hours.

That shit didn't work, but I was doing my thing. I just had to tell my man I love him. Thanks. All right. What else is going on? Melissa can't go to Florida no more. I mean, Carol Baskin.

Don't worry. Your man niggas out there got 82 mil. All over the place, yeah. Melissa don't give a fuck about that. She was dating a millionaire on the show. What you on the show? Oh my god. I remember. Blowing up the spot?

What the fuck? You just called me. Yo, yo, yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

I feel like I'm gonna write AE, A-Parks. Everybody. I feel like I'm gonna write AE. God, don't worry. You got it. I'm going, oh my god, yo. What? This shit is chaotic.

JVP. Fire with you, baby. JVP. JVP. Y'all need, like. And we are back. Yeah. Now.

All right. So look, man. Let me tell y'all. Tell us, buddy. What Apple did. I am one. No, no, no. Actually, this is a fire shit.

I am one. A lot of people hate remakes i hate remakes i'm one i won't give them a shot like i won't go in automatically expecting to hate it but i'll say all right let me just you know i'll give you a shot because i'll appreciate the difference in the times and sometimes you can pull it off bella pull it off right like everybody was talking bad about space jam i wasn't mad at it but when you compare it to a classic i get it dog they remade house party i don't want to see that i gave it a shot everybody involved in this movie should be arrested

everybody this is where remember how bad you were on Coming to America? You mean R. How bad I am? Well, I am that times 100 on, this was possibly one of the worst. And it started out, it had potential. I like the little tiebacks to the original movie. I like, they tweaked the story, why they needed to throw a house party. They modernized it a little bit. A couple things that people could relate to today with promoters and stuff like that,

fucking up parties. I get it. Oh, who was a transgender? I'm trying. What dog? I'm talking to parts. Yummy. of a dog. I'm talking to parts. Oh, yummy. Oh, God.

So the third act of the movie, it seemed like they just said, fuck it, bro. It was all filmed on Instagram or something? Wasn't it in bronze script? Yeah, that was the part. Because he's a in bronze grip? Yeah, that was the story line. Because he's a producer on it, right? Yeah, that's why.

That's why it was in bronze grip. No, like that was a dope little storyline. I didn't see the movie, but. I saw the movie. You watched it too? Yeah. Third act, what do you think? Everything you're saying is completely true.

Okay. Wait, you watched it? I think I went to a screening of it like months ago. Oh, over on a one. Yo, you went to a screening of this? I don't know why. I can't remember the reasons behind it. But yeah, it was like invite.

Yeah, I wanted to see it. I was curious. House Party remake. Bro. Why? Yeah. The movie started. It had potential. It did have potential? It was a good one. The movie started. It had potential.

It did have potential. It really did have potential. But it collapsed after the third act. Third act, they just completely fucked the world. They said, fuck it. How bad can we fuck this up? Let's do that. I'm talking about without spoilers.

I got spoilers. Don't watch this shit. Illuminati. I'm sorry. You heard me hey look i'm a really spoiler spoiler alert house party in bronze crib somebody breaks in the bronze trophy room steals his championship ring from cleveland kid cuddy says oh you need a championship ring kid cuddy's in this movie oh no this is where the movie gets terrible oh wait till lupe finds out kid cuddy tells him oh you need a championship ring?

Well, I'm an Illuminati. We get a couple of championship rings from everything. So just there's a meeting tonight. Come with me. Like, it's, bro, bro. This might have come into America too deep. I promise you, Joe, it has come into America. It does.

All right, now I'm going to watch it. It does. It does. Now I'm going to watch it. Now I'm going to watch it. And then it became a who's who, cameos from everybody, all the Instagram comedians, all the rappers, everybody. You could even look at it and tell, like, they shot little scenes.

Like, yo, you just stand over there, walk past, say a line, and then we're just going to put it in the movie. These niggas wasn't all there. Is B. Simone in it? I just want to know what to expect before I go in this everybody from Twitter wasn't coming to America and y'all did such a good job that Hulu was putting out a black Twitter doc series they call you no after his tweets came out they call you shit. They call you? No. Damn.

No, they're not going to call us. But yeah, this movie was bad. Who's going to report on it, then? The Black Twitter blue checks. This is one of the executive producers of Insecure, I think. See? But for them to really do a deep dive on Black twitter they gotta look at y'all they don't know what black twitter is they don't know what black twitter is black twitter to them didn't become a

thing until it became woke uh that's black twitter so they don't know what the fuck black twitter is gotcha the black twitter blue checks that started protesting and doing all that shit. That's black Twitter to them. Gotcha. Why are we on remakes that nobody asked for? Who the hell asked for a Power Ranger reunion? Oh, the original black Power Ranger was in House Party. I didn't know that. Everything I'm from here on out, everything y'all say that can tie to that movie. I'm gonna let you know. That's how bad the movie was. Le everything y'all say that can tie to that movie, I'm going to let you know.

That's how bad the movie was. LeBron got to, LeBron got to stop, y'all. Oh, no. At the end of the movie, LeBron comes home and finds out that they had a party

in his crib and the dude talks LeBron in the, yo, yo, yo, don't call the cops on me. Play me one-on-one. I'm watching it. And if I win,

you let me go. If you win, you can call the cops. Who win? Who won? Who won? They can't score. LeBron ain't that crazy.

Hit the last basket and said, yo, call the cops. Damn, so they tried to take his ring. That must have been the bubble ring. No, there was a Cleveland ring. That's the only one he had in the case that he cared about. All athletes want to come take that little bubble ring. They don't respect that shit at all. Bro, this movie was terrible.

I mean, again, just because of the third act. I give LeBron more props for winning that bubble ring. But anyway. Stop. That wasn't no easy circumstance to win a ring. Paul George was fucking suffering from the worst depression ever in that bubble. And Jimmy Butler was fucking. Whatever that was. That's how you know shit was bad.

So why you give Ron props? To stay focused. To stay focused and win a ring. You better not tell me you're fucking... How does this get on me? Every time. What's some Caucasian little lady? Mel, you was in a television show

that I don't know about? Oh, my God. Yeah. Flip keep doing research on people. Word. I'm like, damn, is that on anything? What show you was on?

Oh, my God. That nigga home studying you. He's doing his homework for real. He went and found all the smooth magazines. You a freak. You a freak, yo. Hold on, let's talk shit. You brought up the King magazine.

Because you about to lie again. I'm not going to lie. That's why we got fact check and flip right here, too. I Cause she about to lie I'm not gonna lie That's why we got Fact check and flip Right here too Not gonna lie Okay It was

Bravo's show Millionaire Matchmaker With Patty Stanger And I You were the host No I did an episode Then who did you Who did you settle for

But who did you really want Get a flip You know what That is proprietary Information No it's not It's out I'ma get the DVD collection No it's out Who did you really want? Get a flick. You know what? That is proprietary information. No, it's not. It's out. I'm going to get the DVD collection.

No, it's out. I'm going to buy the audio book of this. Just like when we found out Ryguy was on the fucking show. Oh, yeah. For the love of Tila Tequila. Our good friend Ryguy was on For the Love of Tila Tequila. You're lying.quila No no bullshit I'm about to call

A nigga now Mel wait So you was trying To get a millionaire No No I was the one That they were lined up for

Oh you was the millionaire Oh you was the millionaire Well I was the celebrity talent You were the one That the millionaire Guys were gawking over Yeah Yeah

I see that Every time we go to dinner What about the guy you chose? And the guy you wanted to choose? What was that about? And, you know, can you explain that part? Let's go flip.

There was a lot of coaching as to who I was supposed to pick for the purpose of TV. Pass the buck, pass the buck. That's what I say about my little TV proposals. Yeah, there was a lot of coaching. It's reality TV, so there was some coaching

as to who I was supposed to pick. So I didn't pick who I really wanted to pick. Nobody knows that. And because I am... Oh, no, they're going to find the whole show now. I'm very produced. It looked like a great date and it looked like we would continue on

I never saw that motherfucker again did you contact the dude you wanted to pick? I kind of stalked him a little bit on LinkedIn but nothing came on LinkedIn? you are a freak no that's a different level of stalking my nigga

here's the worst part. Here's the worst part. You read his resume? No, here's the worst part. No, the worst part is, is that LinkedIn shows you how many times somebody has looked at your profile. And I didn't realize that until I'd been on the profile maybe about six or seven times. Were you on a fake page or on your page? What, Mel?

What? Okay, what? What you was going to do? I don't know what I was gonna do. What was his ethnicity? I don't know what his ethnicity was. I don't wanna, okay, what was... Are you trying to ask what his race was?

Race, yes. Because you already know. He was a white guy. You know, I... The stalky or... The stalky was a white guy. The stalky, yes. She settled for the black guy

because she didn't want to be judged, right? Yes? Yo, Flip is cold-blooded, my nigga. She tight. What happened? How are you? She ain't like how you've been treating her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you ain't giving her a little pound. I told you it would make things better. Come on. I hate her. I can't when you get that job you try to do research you hard

to get that but her her shit is on the table I dissect that whole shit nah if you go to Rikers.com it

should have come right up oh shit all you gotta do is go to Rikers.com last six months little picture

pop right on up do you think the guy would have dated you, or you think he was mad because you didn't pick him? I truly do not have any idea. So you just stalked him? Did you contact him in any way? I did not.

I just couldn't. She rubbing her label. So if he watching right now, what would you say to him? She liked that. She liked him. If he watching right now, which he probably is, what would you say to him? I wouldn't say anything to him.

You got to remember, this is like 12 years ago. This guy could be dead for all I know Watch out Holy shit He was older Wait, he was an old white dude Older white guy. Yes, he was He was So that's your bag

He looked very distinguished What did you like about him like a Sean Connery or like He wasn't that I'm gonna say like Sean Connery back in the days did he have that type of swag about him he kind of looked like he had a British accent

he looked like he had a nice will he could have put you in oh wow you guys are fucking cynical get the fuck out no

he just he looked like maybe like a young Paul Newman you know so he's good looking who's that that's the salad dresser nigga oh yeah Paul Newman, you know? So he's good looking and shit. Who's that?

That's the salad dresser, nigga. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, that's the salad dresser. Wait, wait, wait. That nigga do it? Wait, what? It ain't called a salad dresser. It ain't.

You guys. I got to go with this shit. You're talking about the salad dresser. That is. Paul Newman. He does, but he's an actor. That's my man. I was about to say, you guys know that he's one of the greatest actors in cinematic history. He does. That's my man. I forgot that nigga had a salad dressing. I was about to say, you guys know that he's one of the greatest actors in cinematic history.

He was amazing. Besides just being the salad dressing motherfucker. And he makes some good salsa. Yes. Yes. I forgot he had a salad dressing. He looked like an older- I know who Paul Newman is.

A-Dawgs. I forgot he had a salad dressing. A-Dawgs. We got a deeper issue here. We got a- A-Dawgs. That's pretty funny. He was tall. He was attractive. I'm going to go watch that show again and I'm going to find his here. Hey, dog. That's pretty funny. He was tall.

He was attractive. I'm going to go watch that show again, and I'm going to find his name. Oh, God. No, I'm dead. What season was it on? Because I am going to go watch it. I don't remember. They'll let us know.

I don't know. Was he eliminated, Mel? He didn't get eliminated. He got eliminated. Don't spoil it for me. We got it. I could only pick one out of the four. No, don't worry about it.

Oh, God. That's funny, y'all. Damn it. That's funny as hell. So Usain Bolt lost all his money not all his money he had a lot of money

that better not be all his money but he had his money with some private secure firm over there somewhere and now 12 million dollars just

miraculously got missing yes damn so they're doing a thorough investigation miraculously got missing. Damn. So they're doing a thorough investigation to try and get to the bottom of it. Nobody has any answers. Fuck the bottom. Am I getting my spanky back?

Well, if they got a... Well, first of all, do you know where the money was held? That's good for you for thinking you was fast. I was just saying, there's something there like to run off on the fastest nigga in the world. Hey, guess you wasn't so fast. It's something there to run off on the fastest nigga in the world. But he's like, hey.

Guess you wasn't so fast, buddy. It's right there, bro. Somebody else move like a boat. That's messed up. First of all, it was in Jamaica. Oh, man. You'd be so happy when you Google something. No, no. I didn't Google it.

I know. Go ahead. Get your shit off. But Jamaica, you know our country is big. A lot of scamming over there. I know, I know. Go ahead, get your shit off. But Jamaica, you know, our country is big. A lot of scamming over there. Nigga, I'm from Newark. A lot of scamming in Jamaica, so, you know,

they probably trying to equate it with that. Huge. Huge scamming in Jamaica. I mean, Jamaicans are calling the states... Taking people's fortunes. Taking people's money

and then calling them again and tricking the same people. Like, they really doing it dirty. But I don't think he's going to get that back. You got to chalk that up, homie. He said that was his life savings, his retirement. You need to run again. You need to run again.

You need that, my man. Also, the other day, hundreds and thousands of people woke up and their money was missing out of their Bank of America account. Yeesh. The phone was overloaded. You couldn't get through. Technical difficulties. So glad I never bank with them.

Never bank with Bank of America. It don't matter. It's FDIC insured regardless, but it's inconvenient. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no. The FDIC, because this is the kicker, they said they're going to return the money,

but if your account was overdrawn, then whatever that amount was, you fucked, and we're not returning it because of the insurance that you speak of. Insurance will cover whatever was taken. It will not cover the overdraft fees or any of that shit. Whatever you incur after that. Apparently that's where

they say they're kicking niggas in the ass. You out your fucking mind. So like, if you had 20 grand in the bank and somebody stole your 20 grand

and now you bounced your rent check, your car note, your this, your that, all the $35 fees, they saying they not giving back. You out your fucking mind.

Yeah. And fuck all that. FDIC said they'll return the money. That don't help me today. No, that's the problem. Niggas can't float. I wake up and your account is empty. Niggas be living day to day.

What? Yeah. Niggas ain't thinking about, yo, it'll come back next week. Well, that's today's problem. Tomorrow's problem is I don't think that this is the last of this. It's not. Hell no. All these techie niggas, they-

Because they're saying that the banks lost a lot in the crypto, in the crypto crash. So what they're saying, they, as in some uncredited source that I haven't proved to be- Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And ICE. And ICE. Yeah, they. I know who they is. They're saying

the crypto crash fucked up the banks and the banks have to get their money back so they're getting it from y'all. Get it back in blood, baby. That's crazy. They're not going to take the L, bro. And if that is true, then more banks to come. Yeah.

Fam, the more techie shit gets, the more control you losing. Yep. You get what I'm saying? Because it's always some hacker nigga, it's always some programmer nigga that's super duper duper nice

that poses a security risk. Explain it to me. What do you mean? You serious or you joking? I've been trying not to laugh when you do that stupid joke. That's like throwing a nice pitch to Isha over the plate, man. That's just scary.

Fam, just yesterday, T-Mobile says a hacker accessed personal data of 37 million customers. Oops. Our bad. Accessed. That's good for y'all for still being with T-Mobile. Accessed. Well, T-Mobile's Sprint now, right sprint now right friends T-Mobile yeah yeah yeah same thing acquires front yeah all your niggas all y'all niggas trash at least AT&T will

tell me I have unlimited data when I don't look they got him. We got him. I'm telling you, I don't want it. We got him. I don't want it. I ain't saying that. This guy's a fool, yo. I ain't saying it either. They got sued for it. They had to pay up over it.

They know what they was doing over there. I knew it too. AT&T did. You're fucking right. AT&T got sued over that. For throttling that shit. Stop playing with us, yo. Make this shit load and mad slow

come on so what happens is they'll tell you you have unlimited data but what'll happen is if you're one of the higher end data users

so you're using over whatever their cap like a lot 50 then what they'll do is they'll slow down they'll slow you down

to allow everybody else to use it that's all all of them do that it's like Instagram telling me I got 1.7 million followers the Illuminati kid Cudi in the kid Cudi did you okay Cudi that was actually kid Cudi number

six cuz I said he died five times and the Illuminati keeps bringing him back and this was the sixth one and then he died in the movie and then at the end they brought him back again he was like all right number seven yeah call lupin yeah yeah he'd be on that other ayahuasca shit no no he really died in the movie like died oh more reason what just thank you the movie i mean yeah yeah not with you i I'm dead ass. Yo, y'all got to stop. That's evil. That's evil. Yo, and why did they bring back Night Court? They did.

Yes. Same theme song? Z-Look. Same theme song? I'm not mad at that, though, y'all. A little bit of remix. The big, tall, bald nigga is gone, y'all. Yeah, the bull.

Bull. They don't have no bull. Night Court used to be the shit. Yes, back in the day. Night Court was the shit. Yo, we about to sell all this. I'm about to ask y'all. Head of the class. You might not know. Remember TV used to be the shit. Yes, back in the day. Night Court was the shit. Yo, we about to sound old, so I'm about to ask y'all. Head of the class.

You might not know. Remember TV used to go off? Yes. I was telling that to somebody the other day. I was like, what you mean? Like, yo, TV used to go off. You don't remember regular TV. You wake up like four in the morning. No, like they play the Star Spangled Banner goes off

and then that's it. Yeah. Okay. The colorful shit. That's a little bit. TV turned off. I was about to say. Yo, you was on that

tech shit early. That nigga had to he had to hike the good shit. Yo, you watching it? Or it ain't come out yet? Nightcourt's out. Nightcourt.

I'm not watching no damn Nightcourt. Bruh, it might be dope. I'm not watching no fucking Nightcourt. Are you shitting me? Nah, I'm not watching no fucking Night Court. You shouldn't meet me. Nah, I'm not watching. Or none of them

redoes, remakes. Only the Bel-Air one I'm going to do. Bel-Air's dope. And listen, let me just give y'all a sneak preview. I finished episode nine

of Echo 3. I got to get in. So far, so good. I started episode 10, which is the season finale. And they better start making it right. That's all I'm going to say. Up through two seasons of Servant.

That shit is incredible. All right, that's my two now. Because I'm caught up on everything else. Servant. Servant. I'm caught up on everything else. What's Echo 3? It's like a Black Hawk Down type shit, right?

Yeah. Yo, and I know you said you don't really fuck with the London. Yo, Slow Horses, bro. What's that? Apple TV. That's with Homeboy. Gary Oldman. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Sit down. You know everything Paul Newman

ever did. I don't know nothing about Slow Horses, Fast Dunkin'. Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman. Yo, I don't know nothing about slow horses, fast. Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman. Yo, you are such a geek. Sorry. That shit all right. I'm sorry.

I've been watching that one, too. I've been looking. Oh, my God. You found it? I found it. You went to LinkedIn? I found it. You found it, old boy?

I'm going to tell you, I found it. Oh, my God. I'm sorry, man. Oh, my God. Pass that. Pass that. I'm fine. Oh, my God. Pass that. Pass that. I've been on this whole. Give me this.

Let me see. Hold on. Wait, did somebody just oink? Wait, what is going on? So I don't know if it's Larry. No, don't say his name, though. Give me this. Let me see.

Please don't say anybody. Yeah, don't say his name. Don't do that. Let's see here. Sheesh. So, yo, tell us about Carole Baskin, man. Oh, she't say his name. Don't do that. Let's see here. Sheesh. So, yo, tell us about Carol Baskins, man. Well, it's come out that her husband

is alive in Costa Rica. The one that she allegedly killed and fed to the tigers. Now, there is a ripple in this story. She's the one saying that he was found alive. She got a letter from Homeland Security in 2001 or some shit saying that he's alive. And everyone in the government agencies are saying we cannot say if that's true or not.

No one else has seen him. Yeah. Or heard from him. So everyone was celebrating. You got to put some respect on her. You got to take back all that shit you said about her. But you really don't. I don't know if we do.

You really don't. Because it's only just we do. Yeah, you really don't. Because it's only just her that's saying that he's alive in Costa Rica. And I'm not trying to identify the person that she's killed. My money's just on the fact that she's killed someone. She's fed someone to those tigers before. I believe that. Yeah. If I had a bunch of tigers

back there that needed to eat, maybe I'd have a passing thought they lucky I got no tiger they lucky French got them all if I got one I'd come right there a little studio y'all be easy easy. Stop. Flip can't get me. He mad at me. Oh, shit. That nigga put me on a cross this weekend. He called me Queens Judas.

Damn. Yeah, damn. He said I cut Jesus' slippers. Yeah, Flip better not blame me. You cut Jesus' slippers? I didn't know if he was going to work today. Damn. What?

This is my last day. I'm trying to. That nigga's gave me an advance, Nick. I don't know if he was going to work today. Damn. Why not? This is my last day. I'm trying to. That nigga's gave me an advance, Nick. I don't lie. I'm trying to fulfill my duties. You thought it was your last day? No. My.

All right. So look, off camera, before we started, we was having a little talk about cruises. And everybody had some apprehension to cruises. So I wanted to bring that conversation to you. Apprehension to cruises. Yeah, y'all wasn't fucking with me. I'm not getting on the boat. You don't get on a cruise?

Hell no. Y'all wasn't fucking with me at all. It kind of shocked me. Were you at the Titanic? You watched it? That fucked you up? Maybe. That might have been it.

Now that you mention it, yeah. That's all I needed to see. You that dude right now. But you watched Final Destination, right? Yeah. And might have been it now that you mention it. That's all I needed to see. You that dude right now. But you watched Final Destination, right? Yeah. And you jumped on a plane, right? Yeah, of course.

All right. I just wanted to know. Whatever you go with, I'm going with you. I'm not getting on a boat. Okay, I'm not getting on a boat either. I've also gotten off of a plane

because I had that same Final Destination. My Final Destination was free. You know what? Nah, this ain't it yeah something feels funny about this one

I'm out what about cruises that you guys don't like guys they landed they landed I watched Final Destination at the gate

while the flight was boarding oh you a sicko somebody should've knocked your head off if they seen it they got some whole like with the cruises

they got dinners on it I saw some the NYC no no I'm not talking about I'm talking about like carnival. You're on a boat for seven days. You're in the ocean.

Oh, you're so cute. You're talking about the Jamaican party boat. He talking about the circle. Party boat on the Hudson River. The circle line. You're a fucking nut. The one that go. Watch your fucking mouth about Jamaicans, nigga.

They told me to tell you. Watch your mouth. They told me to tell you. Watch your mouth about the Jamaican community. I'm going on. I'm going on. Yeah, I'm going on it. You know, the other thing about Final Destination, the plane one to me was not the scariest one.

The car with the... The car with the thing that got stuck in the brake with the wood in front of you. That was the scariest one. You know what? I won't get behind one of them trucks, though. Never. For real?

You know what happened? Fox, chill out. Facts. Or the ones with the cars in the back. I like how that looks. You know what happened to me? So, nerd me. What kind of truck you'll get behind?

Hey. What's up? What's up? What's up? No, I had the DVD when that shit came out. And it was on a little bonus feature. You still have DVDs? No, I said when it came out.

And they had the making of that scene. And it was like, yo, if those were to ever fall, they would never bounce. It would just roll off. They had to computerize it. So I was like, oh, I ain't scared no more. It's true. I don't believe them. Yeah.

Well, they showed it. They showed the making. They can't show me. What if they're wrong? Yeah. I don't want to be dead as hell Like damn I don't like the big gas Should have calculated that differently Oh shit it does melt

Damn whose YouTube channel was that Yo why you want to get on the cruise Just cause Just cause Yeah I don't want to be in a boat for a week That sounds crazy. All right, so here's my thing about a cruise. I got to get back to get my wife's rent money.

Yo, yo, yo, chill out. Chill out. I got to hurry up. Can't be a second list. Can't be a second list. The third. Yo. Stupid, yo.

That's Joe making that joke. I'm putting that one over there. No on the map. No points to me. No points to me. I ain't with Joe on that one. I'm not fucking with that one. I'm with your boss. They learned us quick. I'm with you, partner.

They learned me shit. I'm still one war. I'm still one war. Yo, them niggas in the comments crazy. What? I never. Yo, nigga. You escalated my own.

You had a whole bunch on me. I'm with you. Yeah, I'm with you. Fuck, I changed my whole thinking. I told my wife, listen. I need half. My mom, if you want to send a couple over, I'm good. Send that my whole thinking I told my wife listen I need half If you want to send a couple over I'm good

Send that over Send that request over Pay that I'll give Wait what's today I'll give any Four of y'all Well you single

Right Yeah I'll give the three of y'all A bonus If right now on the air Y'all can call your partner and pull that off? Say I need half?

Any of it. What's the bonus? Just lay up. How much we talking? Let's get into it. What you want? What I owe you? I'll give you what I owe you.

Immeasurable. Yo. Immeasurable. What you mean, yo? Who do you think you is in my life, nigga? Immeasurable What you mean yo Who you think you is in my life Immeasurable A little stat If I call my girl right now And say

I want half of the rent Any of the rent It ain't gotta be half And then what And then you win You owe me 500 I want the stat yo You be yo

Let's hear it Let's hear it I need my spanky I'ma pay you When I'ma cash app you Right now Get it done dog This is a layup Get it done Let me hear it. Let's hear it. I need my spanky. I'm going to pay you. When? I'm going to cash app you. Right now.

Get it done, dog. This is a layup. Get it done. Let me hear it. Let me hear it right now. Let me text her and tell her. No, no, no. No, no, no. She at work.

You can't text her. No, you got to call me. She at work. So what? I'll show you what the text is going to say. You'll answer the phone. No, it can't be a text issue. No, I'm going to say answer the phone.

I'm calling you from the air. Oh, OK. OK, cool. That's safe. All right. Don't tell me you're calling from the air. Yeah, don't say on air, because then that might be the theatrics of it. Just say I'm going to say answer the phone. I'm calling you from the air. Oh, OK. OK, cool. That's safe. All right. Yeah, don't say on air, because then that might be the theatrics of it. Just say I'm calling you.

She's not a potter. When she answers, you can tell you're on air. Yeah, yeah. But don't give her the heads up. Look at Flip. Look at these niggas. No, I'm ready. It's easy, right?

What? I want to hear it. Easy money. This is great. Since you're so damn tough. That's a lot of texting to just say answer the phone. Answer is great. Tender, you're so damn tough. That's a lot of texting that just say answer the phone. You know you got to press

the extra buttons on the Android. Nah, you know what? Fuck that. I'm going to do it too. Nah, we want our money. Nah, nah, nah. I'm doing it too. What the fuck are we talking about?

It's me. Hello. Hello. hello unavailable damn are you definitely not getting that right are you crazy

yo fuck she she thinks she can cheat on pod day get your ass over here that's the J.D. cheat that's true unavailable That's the J.D. Cheek. That's true. It's unavailable.

Hi. Why the fuck you was unavailable for? Wait, unavailable? Yeah, it said unavailable, but that's not important. Listen, we're live on air right now. But I just got a fucking horrible, horrible, horrible call call got myself in a jam and a little bind I need you to pay a couple dollars to my rent next month I'm dead ass right now. I'm for real.

I'm in a bind. Are you going to pay some of my rent? If you ever needed money, I would give it to you. We don't have to even go there. I'm not a broke bitch. I got you. Don't worry about it. So you're going to pay some of my rent next month?

Yes. And I'm not forcing you to say that. And we have not had this conversation prior to, right? No, we did not. All right, I'm that nigga. All right, get off, bye. All right, bye. I'm that nigga, man! Pat my phone. Yo, don't knock that coffee over,

please, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and Ish. Me and Ish. Still ain't getting no call from Ish. I don't know you. You called first. Alright, man. Your turn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? Fall back, nigga. Don't take that hang out on me, nigga.

Fall back. Fall back. I see your face. Don't try to use old school tricks to attack me, nigga. I know that shit. You calling or not? Nigga didn't put his hand out to give me a pound, nigga. Like, yeah.

You calling? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, Flip. Yo, tell me what you want me to ask directly so y'all can't skew the conversation, because I want my stack. You just heard me do it. That's all I got to say? You need somethingw the conversation because I want my stack. You just heard me do it. That's all I got to say?

You need something towards the ring. We need a yes. You need something towards the ring. Come on. All right, let's get it. Live on the air. The JVP. The JVP. Uh-oh.

Turn it up, that Android. Hey. Hey. Question for you. What's up? We're live on air first off but finances have

come in a little low so for the next couple months we need you to pay half of the mortgage that's not a problem okay cool thank you

have a good day bye you want my money I just had that talk before I just had that talk let's go my turn let's go my turn cash at me my snakey I'm with you. Yo, this nigga flip is great. What you talking about? Stop playing with me on here. Oh, my God, yo. See what?

Parks done started the whole movement. I really did. I'm with it. Linky. Yeah? Hi, Linky. How you doing? Good.

We on air. Can you hear me? I can't hear. You can hear me? Yep. Hey, yo, listen. Mad as hell, this nigga cool. Don't play with my wife. Oh. Yo, Link yo, listen. Mad as hell, this nigga Cole. Don't play with my wife.

Oh. Yo, Linky, look. I'm having some issues. I ain't get, you know, the money not coming in next month. I got suspended again. I'm gonna need you to help me pay the car note and a couple of things. She asked you something. Wait.

Why? What happened? I don't know. Wait, why? What happened? You can hear me? Yo, I just said I got suspended again. I need you to help me pay a couple of things. Okay. Thank you.

That's it. That's it. What you mean I lost, nigga? Watch your mouth with my wife talking, nigga. Watch your mouth with my wife talking, nigga. Don't talk with my wife talking. None of y'all niggas. All right. Thank you.

This might be one of the best segments ever. How I love. How. That might have been the funniest shit. Damn, son. Damn. Pay my money, please. I don't live with my girl, but can I call her? Should I call her?

Yeah. Fuck it. Nah, that's what's funny. I don't live with mine. She's still going to pay my rent. Where the shit at, man? Parks gave me the confidence. You know what I mean?

I'm just here to help Ben. He empowered me now. She think I'm going to forget too. You thought this was content. No, no. If you ever needed it. You thought this was content. Bitch, I just said I needed it.

All right. Oh, bitch. You thought this was No no If you ever needed it You thought this was Bitch I just said I needed it Alright Oh bitch She'll hold me down though She'll hold me down

Narrator She did not hold him down Nah everybody want to call that girl I've been trying to get niggas To call that girl for three years Oh wait Three rings It's the day to cheat.

Hey, god damn it. Hey, it's still ringing? It's still ringing. Damn. Damn, I thought that was your girl. Hello? Hey, babe, what's up? What's up?

All right, look, I'm calling on the air, so be cool. But. What? Don't say no crazy. Oh. We got a little fuck up and money gonna be a little tight next month

put the phone closer to the mic okay like what you mean it's just gonna be a little tight so I'm just gonna need if you could I need you to help me out um with some of these bills I got next month just next month okay just next month. Just next month.

Okay. You got me? Just next month? Yeah, just next month. Maybe the next few months. All right. All right, that's it. Thank you. Okay.

All right, bye. Bye. I'm sorry. Nah, you put that shit. Just next month. Just next month. Just next month. You said next month.

You said next month. You're not Parks. You said next month. You're not Parks. You said next month. You a next month. You said next month. You said next month. You not Parks. I said next month. You were controlling niggas, huh? You said next month. You were controlling niggas. My wife asked me what happened. Your wife is kidding.

You should go. Yo, you might need to take a wake call. You might need to go rescue her. She said what happened. No, she was like, wow. She was concerned about you. She's sick of you. No, she was just saying.

She don't know if it's a skit. Wait, you got suspended again? That's what it you. No, she was just... Wait, you got suspended again? That's what it was. Wait, again we broke? Again? We just did this. Yo, we just finished being broke. I thought you said Joe gave you something. I thought you said Joe, where you lost

the Joe events. You are, I can't the Joe events. You are. I can't send this fuck up nigga nowhere. Now, your wife had enough of you, boy. Nigga, your girl ain't picking on the first place. Now, don't worry. One day you have somebody to call, dude. Oh, shit.

Yo. Hey, hold on. It's on now Friday. Hey, yo, can niggas get they money or not? Yeah, yeah. How about that? Can niggas get they money or not? No, don't worry.

I'm about to send a request. All right. No, no way. Yeah. Send that over. It's coming. Nah, I mean. It's coming.

I just said it's coming. To who? Nah, nah, nah. I'm sending a request real quick. Don't worry. I got you. Look at you, nigga. Nigga, what am I?

I'll get my money, nigga. I'm part on that. I need my money, bro. You who? I don't know if any of this should even count. What? Seriously, because y'all prefaced it with, so I'm calling you and you're on the show.

Well, that's polite. No, yeah, you can't just tell somebody. I know that. I know that, but then you're just like, okay. Yeah, I don't know. You might be right. Yeah, natural hair male is a different breed. You okay?

My dude male might be on some bullshit. Call Tom. Call Larry. Call Flo Rye. Oh, shit. That's hate. That was hate. That's hate if you want to be.

That was 82 mil worth of hate right there, son. Hey, yo, but hold on. You got a cell phone. Everybody send it to her. She got bad text messages. You can't say that if you want to. If you would be,

you can't hate like that. See, I can play like that. You okay? Can we get her some water, please? All right,

come on, moving right on. That was a fun little segment. Oh, man. Hey, and Ice brought his,

we got another fun segment that we didn't do and we'll probably do on Patreon. Ice brought his, the cr another fun segment that we didn't do, we'll probably do on Patreon. Ice brought his the cramp machine. He brought the cramp machine to see if we could take the cramps that she's going to control it. That sounds potentially.

You know it's just jokes. You know you my nigga. It's just jokes. Plus anonymous. No no no Start my shit at 10 Start my shit It's a cramp man

I've had a cramp It goes up to 10 Whatever it go to Start it there Where we put it Right here Right here Okay

Oh yeah I know exactly where I'm putting it on you guys Yep Alright so Nobody wants to We were supposed to ISO. So Melissa could talk about the Tony Dungy topic, right?

Yep. I'm going to turn my mic off. No, I'm going to get up and walk away. But Melissa ran away from that. Yeah, she did. She went and saw something. Wait. How did I do that?

Because that was your topic to introduce. It was Tony Dungy talking about. Cat litter. Cat litter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's do it. All right, so tell us what happened. Okay, so...

Because we can't. Well, I... No, no, no, no, no. All of us have tarnished our reputations and images. Or we're too scared to even broach this. So it's one of the reasons

why the amazing Melissa Ford is here. Okay, Tony Dungy. Let's get to it. He put out a tweet recently. I'm glad she get her little information shit on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get this shit off, man.

I gotta do this. Show them who you be. Yeah. Okay, wait. I might... Ice, I might need you to forward me the tweet. I will read it.

I'll find it. I don't know where... It's on his Twitter? A full flow rider stuff, so forgive us got by 82 million flow rider texts over there huh she could get him back though she could get him back let me see I'll look because I don't I don't know what this tweet is in reference to but I'll just look on this timeline and see if I

could find anything for you all right I found it here. And so what happened? The original tweet said, Minnesota House member advocates for Bill requiring menstrual products in boys' school bathrooms. And then the quote says, not all students who menstruate are female.

Tony Dungy's tweet said, that's nothing. Some school districts are putting litter boxes in the school bathroom for the students who identify as cats. Very important to address

every student's needs. Tony was all one. And now we go to Mel. Okay, because y'all motherfuckers did not want to touch this. No, I didn't want to read that. I wonder why. Why you don't read it? I wanted to use the snitch voice.

You should know about that voice. What? Do a crime around me me you can hear it again Flip don't do no crimes exactly so you got nothing to worry about and people don't do crime around him

he all on insta live while niggas trying to rob the bodega nigga turn that live off let us get to it he doing a skit it ain't skit time nigga it's real shit over here all right man let's do it uh okay so i found what i found about this is really

interesting was they had to fact check this no a michigan public school did not provide litter boxes for students identifying as cats i mean it's just ridiculous that they even had to say that but i mean you know the whole furry culture what the furry culture there is a furry culture there's a furry culture of what does that even mean it's a kink that people dress up in the furries and they i wouldn't be surprised if somebody tried to put a litter box somewhere i've seen that i wouldn't be surprised i have seen that you was doing anything on that show except telling the man she liked god, she was going crazy on that show. Yeah, no, Tony Dungy.

Yeah, he's got some interesting views. He's very conservative. So, I don't know. He got a lot of backlash for this tweet. And then we had a whole conversation here. Wait, I have to start looking up what words mean. What? What does words mean. What? What does conservative mean?

Conservative? Means like... Right wing? No, that's not what it means. That's not what conservative means. That's why... It means you don't really go far off the beaten path. That's what conservative means.

Yeah, you're really not open-minded. It's not conservative to say put cat litter in the boy's bathroom no but it's conservative to say that you not open-minded to other lifestyles so he's being sarcastic he was being hella sarcastic in this tweet but the but they're they're really taking what he said seriously it seems like every article i'm like he's they're talking about cat i was like why is this even he's being sarcastic he's being hella sarcastic and he's making a comparison between you know lgbtq rights just going too far you know that's basically saying he's comparing it to like okay well older people grew up in the fire and brimstone churches and all of that shit and

that is their stance on some of these issues oh y'all are doing like a get us canceled two on two. Not at all. Not at all. You see me, Mark? You hear them too? No. I don't hear them. No.

You hear Melissa? Melissa, you're not helping if your take is going to be just some sarcasm about, you know what I mean, LGBTQ rights. Well, don't say y'all too. Get over it. Holy shit. Y'all. I'm not saying that.

Just a little jokey joke about y'all and cat litter. No, he deleted the tweet and he should have because. And we repeated it. It's in the news. We have to say it. It's in the news. No, we don't. Why not? On our next break, we'll tell you what Andrew Tate thinks

about all of this. Y'all want to get canceled so bad, bro. Da, da, da, da, da. China. Ain't no music drop. Oh, all right. Sorry. All right, Mel, come on.

What do you think about this? Go ahead, Mel. Well, we were having a whole conversation about what is permissible to say about what is, you know, about transgender and whatnot. You guys won't touch it with a 10-foot pole. Y'all was having that conversation?

I didn't hate this conversation. I see what you just did there. I showed up a little late today. I see what you know. We won't touch it with any pole. See what Melissa did there. Hey, let me be the first one to tell you, I'm getting in double dutch.

I'm getting in this one and getting out. I'd be mad when homeboys in there handing me all the Listerine and the lotion and the soap and the dental floss. Nigga, move, man. I just talked about dick. Like, why you all near? Just like, I know how to wash my hands, Duke.

Nigga, they be a little evasive sometimes. They putting a soap ball on my hands. A little pushy. Yo, yo, yo, dog. He right there. I ain't nobody. I could pump the soap. I look him in the eyes, yo.

I ain't nobody. You ain't got to go crazy like this. Let me put the soap on me, dog. I get mad at the manicures for she want to take a break after whatever part that is when she put the lotion on you. Now she want to massage your hand for 10 minutes. Yo, dog, I know how to put lotion on. Get off me.

No, the hand massage. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. You lost me. She don't need to do that. I got something to do. I need that. massage you in for 10 minutes yo dog i know how to put lotion on get off me now the hand massage she don't need to do that i got something i need like you turning a 15 minute thing into a 30 minute thing because you're sitting here rubbing on my hands yeah i need the hand massage i have to work i need a hand massage you got it wait are we talking about manicures now what's happening no we want anything to finish our our cat litter topic that none of us are going to touch. No, it was insensitive. It was insensitive. Yeah, it was insensitive,

the comparison he was trying to make, you know. But it was sarcastic. That was just the thing, you know. And we were talking about just what transgendered mean and what you can actually say and what is not considered transphobic. So basically there was a whole conversation that was happening off air

that can't happen right now, I guess, because everybody's scared. Scared to death, yeah. Staying alive, staying alive. Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive. You ever be forced to use the kiddie urinal in the public bathroom? Yo, yo, come on.

All right, man. Enough, man. I'm asking a question. It should stain your boots. It should stain more than your boots. Bullshit. That shit be annoying as fuck, yo. You know your dick touches a little thing in my jiggie.

Yo. That shit is right there. That shit is eye level with your dick. That's normal for you. Flip wife say I'm so sick of him. Hold on. Hey, yo. I'm going to keep it real.

You got your little haircut. You do all your old school shit. You think you're feeling yourself. Use a movie. Sit back and slow down. OK. Slow down. I was trying to emulate you.

You can't emulate me, nigga. You had your fucking walk this way one last week. I threw that shit away. I hope. I hope. Yeah. You need to throw that away. Also, while we're here, I want to shout out to Salehi Boyd.

That's all our mans, but I never seen somebody ask for a shoe size so fast. Nigga asked for an M4 shoe size. Oh, shit. No, I never seen a cast member get served so quickly. Yeah, we did, but two episodes. Here he comes. Took me months to get a crop. Must be nice.

Must be nice. That's that M. Ford right there. And then the funny shit, so he asked me for a shoe size for like a few weeks. Like, but I ain't beat, nigga. I'm not hitting. Listen to the hater. Yeah, that's a hater. Because I'm not hitting Mel about that.

Like, we hitting, you know what I mean? But until the other day, I finally hit it because he hit me. He was like, yo, you hating now? I was like, I'm hitting Mel about that. Like, we hit it. You know what I mean? But until the other day, I finally hit it. Because he hit me. He was like, yo, you're hitting now. I was like, no, you're right. So I hit Mel. And I said, yo, what's your shoe size? And as soon as I hit send, I said, that read wrong. Yeah.

Totally did. That read wrong. Yeah. Yo, Salehi said. I'm saying. Yo, no one had the ones. One of our. He watches the show.

He's a fan. He want to send you some shoes. Yeah, respectfully. Yeah, listen, I'm out of that game. I'm out of that game, buddy. You wasn't a fan that game. Yes, I was. You was?

Oh, see, I tried to come up with my man. No, no. Before, when I, back to our parks argument, like you try to do things from the kindness of your heart and you don't think about other things. I brought Karen Sivel over with me to Bottega a few times.

Mm-hmm. And what the... Oh, wait. Oh, you wasn't on the network. But, boy, let me tell you. I am not. Caused a lot of problems with the network.

Really? Nigga. What? How would somebody know that? What? I just need to Who had the problem? No

We don't gotta say Who had the problem My thing is How would somebody know That you did that? I would just like to say That I would not have a problem We in Bottega together

We post Insta store We together It's not a secret We in Bottega together Yo if me and Yo Joe Budden's The best boss in the world

Bought me such and such Oh I see how that Could be problematic You don't say Motega together. Yo, me and... Yo, Joe Budden's the best boss in the world. Bought me such and such and such. Oh. I see how that could be problematic. You know what I'm saying? I see how it could be problematic. Let me tell you something. I wouldn't have a problem with that.

That was my thing. I could see how it would be problematic. Dog, Karen was doing, giving me trailers for her podcast starring Dionne Warwick and Gladys Knight and Smokey Robbins, all these types of people

that should never be in a trailer. Yes, come on over here and get a bag. Get some roller skates. I don't even know about taking a roller skate. Take some skates. And Karen is great. That's the part. And that don't say that anybody else ain't great. But then when you give one person something and you say all of y'all great, but you show a specific favor to one person then the other people can't feel slighted that's a leadership thing it's like um then what is the

point of gaslighting if you can't gaslight right there what are you talking about i don't even understand that i feel away i'm gaslighting out of that one i feel away take me somewhere nigga i want something but me and you let's Let's apply idea We went to Catch State The other day We came back in here You had a whole bunch of stories They kept saying Yeah we ain't gonna invite

Nah but still Come on Chill out Corey Nah What No nigga Bottega and Catch State Are two different things man

It's different anyway Yeah It's totally different But I'm telling him To have the same Be the same guy On the other side of things If you know that you

Would be sensitive to If I boy ish some shades And handed it to him You wouldn't feel away I'm just him to have the same, be the same guy on the other side of things. If you know that you would be sensitive to, if I boy ish some shades and handed it to him, you wouldn't feel a way. I'm just talking shit to you because you're mad at me, so I'm trying to find an angle. I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. I'm Queens flip, nigga. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, you. Never mind. Shut up.

And Melissa get a lot of favoritism, too. You saw that. It's just men don't, and men should not necessarily carry ourselves. I don't get a lot of favoritism. Even You saw that. It's just men don't, and men should not necessarily carry ourselves. I don't get a lot of favoritism. Even the jokes I make about that, I'm joking. I don't. If you would have hit me and said, let's go to Ketzer, I'm not going anywhere. How Melissa get all the favoritism, but you the only one got the advance?

I ain't need to get the advance. This nigga box. Damn, you advancing, niggas? See, that's how the jokes come along. That's how the jokes come along. That's how it go. Let me step out there. that's how the jokes come out. That's how the jokes come out. Let me step out there. That's how the jokes come out. I ain't getting no advance, sir.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, man. You get what he's saying, right? Now you understand what he's saying, right? I understand what he's saying. Okay, so where were we? So the rats are You get what he's saying, right? Now you understand what he's saying, right? I understand what he's saying. So don't give me a pound like that. Okay.

So where were we? So the rats are aging. Y'all ain't never explained. I see the grace. Oh, wait. Before we leave. Wait. Before we leave.

Before we leave this. Before we leave this. Very important. Very important announcement. Paul George want all y'all to snitch on some little white kid. Some little white kid hit his car. He put a picture up of the little white kid. Some little white kid hit his car. He put a picture up of the little white kid. Can't be no older than 16, 17

unless you take him some hormone shit and look older. That's a young white boy that Paul George want us to snitch on. That's it. That's my take. Find him yourself, nigga. Hey, that's dangerous too, man. What?

To put his picture up and stuff like that, right? Very dangerous. I'm surprised that he did that. Yeah, well, that's dangerous. You can't What? To put his picture up and stuff like that, right? Very dangerous. I'm surprised that he did that. Yeah. That's dangerous. You can't just be putting... Can't do that. You can't do that.

Crazy as hell. No, not like that. Not like that. Let a little black dude that hit... car and see if that nigga face wouldn't have been plastered on every news media outlet. Not by Elton John. That's my point. His face wouldn't have been plastered.

To that little nigga home. What the fuck? Yo, what are you talking about, bro? I got a stomachache, yo. You can't do that. Did you hit my car? Yo, I got a stomachache. You're coming with me now.

That was my time to hit someone. I don't stand with this. I don't stand with that. Hey, hey, hey. I hit back. Hey, hey, hey. It's my turn to hit a little something. Shout out to my man, Pox.

Pox, I'm following you. Yo, yo, fam, I got a stomachache. I got to there. Shout out to my man, Pox. Pox, I'm following you. Yo, yo, fam. I got a stomachache. I got to go. Get out of this one. Pox didn't even smile on the podcast. That was dangerous territory. I'm going to put that nigga right in the trunk.

Stop, bro. Right in the back seat. Oh, you rear-ended me? You hit me. Guess what? Right three houses from my house. Come with me. Joe, shit.

Come here. I have a police station in my house we're gonna report this matter no we're gonna deal with this I am not paying you back. Cut that shit out right now, please. Y'all take all the fun out of everything. We don't take the fun out of it. Bring back the old days.

No, no, no. No, let's not. All right, part of the show. Part of the show. Part of the show. Desmond. I won't say his last. Part of the show. Desmond. I won't say his last name, but Desmond. Desmond.

What up, Des? What's happening? Desmond is here with a serious, serious question while I'm in a silly, silly mood. Bad time for me to read this, but fuck it. We'll give it a shot. Try to help our guy out. Desmond says, WWJD, what would Joe do? Oh, fuck. It's directed to me.

Now you're not getting any help. Hello, JVP. Hey, Des. If I can get a little advice, I would greatly appreciate it. Follow me if you can, as there's much to uncover. I am married but legally separated. I don't even know what that means. Or he lost me. Married.

OK, I got it. Married, but legally separated. We have two children and still share the same residence. One of our children, who is not yet 18, has been a handful, to say the least. Oh, I know what you're trying to say, buddy. For about three years now now he hasn't even really lived in our uh lived at home and has overdosed several times one of those times his mother was the one to find him just in time to save his life that and everything else took its

toll on his mother and with additional choices she made thereafter her mental health was affected and she was in need of treatment she is now currently out of state receiving treatment leaving just myself and my daughter at home while receiving treatment she's not working leaving me to bring in the only income however she's developed a bit of a spending issue and just in the last three weeks has almost depleted the family savings account after the savings is wiped out my concern is credit cards some of which being joint cards we cannot afford to create any more debt what on earth do I do next to prevent a possibly crippling situation in the upcoming months months. WWJD.

He's fucked. She got you, buddy. No, she don't. No, she don't. Crazy as hell. So WWID. Which I? Cut her cards off That seems like a logical solution

Yeah That don't seem like the solution Yes it is If she's seeking treatment For mental health disorders Then how does she have access To credit cards No he's saying that

She's spent mad bread In the last couple months And now his worry is She's gonna start going to the cards. She depleted a savings fund. Hide them. Cut them up. No, she has her own.

I will call a credit card company and cut them cards off. This nigga said all, yo, I'm too much of a mental health person to talk on this podcast sometimes, because how I hear things is different. He said all that shit about her mental health and then got some credit cards. That's affecting his mental health. Shit. Yeah credit cards. That's affecting his mental health. Shit. Fuck him off. Spank him, man.

It's words. Spank him. Your wife and son is twisted. Nigga, fuck them credit cards. He still got a daughter and a house and all of that shit that he still has to maintain along with the mental health shit. You still got to... I mean, no disrespect to the mental health piece, but life still has to

resume for him and his other kid. So he still got to maintain a financial order of things. See, you're right about that. And for me,

that's the default. That's like the line as the man. You got to go sell a brick if you got to sell a brick. You got to get it going. But y'all live together.

At some point, this person whose mental health you worried about is going to come back to the house. You've seen the effect that it can have on your family because of what you said is going on with your son. I would just think that the finance part is the least of it. But I can't say that. You can't. How are you going to help her get treatment if you don't have any bread? No, how are you going to help her get treatment if she don't have nowhere to come back to?

That's just going to make her mental health even worse. What about your children? It's going to spiral even more if you don't have no... Like, yo, finances play such a big part in life, period. Like, in marriages and all that shit. We could be madly in love and somebody lose their job. Or we have a kid and now the kid puts the strain on the relationship. You get what I'm saying?

Now y'all arguing more than normal. Now you irritable and all of that shit if y'all already have these issues in a good financial space imagine how bad those issues good get when y'all in a bad financial space and here's what i heard you know they're they're legally separated so obviously there's some turmoil and some issues there so i feel that he may have got a divorce. No, no. You didn't get a divorce. I know. I feel like he may have got, but for some

reason he chose to stay around. Let me finish my thing. So he chose to stay around and I guess the children or whatever it is has him invested because he can still love whatever. But it comes with a lot. Yeah, I agree. It's a lot. I never even thought about it.

Yeah. An assumption can definitely be made that there was already financial hardship for the simple fact that they are legally separated but still residing together. That could be looked at as an indication. Or could speak to Flip's point of the dude is already sacrificing to be there.

Exactly. You know what I'm saying? He probably wanted to leave. And then the fact that what he says, that one of their sons has, you know, drug abuse problems,

that is financially taxing on the family as well. So it is easy to assume that they're already kind of like in a tight place financially and this will only make it worse. So he has no choice

but to be pragmatic you know as well as empathetic but you have to be pragmatic in this particular situation um so the the wife she has to break down because of the son what do you feel like the husband is going through you know i mean how's he he. He's probably having his own, you know, issues with, like, you know, anxiety and whatnot. We talk about this often. Men can't do that. It don't matter. We don't have that privilege and we don't have that luxury.

You don't have that privilege and that luxury to fall apart. We don't have that privilege or that luxury to fall apart. Because if he would have left the house completely while she was going through it. He could fall apart and they'll put them kids somewhere. Yeah. No, but I'm saying, like, as a man, you don't really have that privilege. You got to suppress that shit. You got to eat it up, yeah.

You got to suppress that shit. He still got to pay bills. He still got to keep a roof over his daughter's head and all that other shit. So chopping up those cards would be like this to me. Quick. I would call a bank and say, yo, cancel them cards. Yeah. In a heartbeat.

And get out. can't kick her out it's the house that they own together and you can't kick her out when she's already going through it mentally because the shopping may be her way to cope that might be some mechanism that she's using to feel better but now you can't feel better at the expense of the rest of this family

so now to your point if the shopping is her coping mechanism and you take that away by cutting the cards, what happens next? You're a parent. So you can't put your kid, the detriment of your kid, for your shopping habit. I agree.

And me as the parent. And not just the kid for her too. No, yeah, but as the co-parent too, I'm not going to let you fuck up our daughter's situation so that you can feel better like we can't do that it's a tough he's in a tough situation yes he's in a very tough situation it does but so my advice would be because yo you gotta cut the credit cards off before she gets a thousand percent agreed i agree thousand percent for her for her benefit too you know it's not just the kids or just him it's everyone's benefit like like i'll be sneaking them clothes back to Nordstrom's on the law.

That's what the show right on. This is a little too tight. We don't need this no more. Crazy. Yeah, he need to find him a sugar mama quick. They got a website for that. And there's that. That's what he need.

He clearly need some help with the bills. Get you a bitch that's able. Yo. Wait, what the fuck? I'm joking. I mean, I don't know if I'm joking. At this point, I don't know. I thought too much.

Let's see. I hope we were able to help Desmond. Yeah. Also, before we get into these sleepers about these eggs right like I feel so stupid for not seeing the writing on the wall last year when they did all that we ran out of chickens

damn that's a good point I feel like a fucking fool for not seeing where the jokes was with hey y'all we ran out of chicken we came in here with all the jokes in the world. Should have been buying some egg stock. It was chicken

wings. Yeah. Niggas start selling thigh hut. Thigh stop. I like a thigh though. It's poor. It's poor? I don't want to use Joe words. Nigga you just slandered Kobe beef

and what's the other expensive shit? Wagyu. Wagyu. But thighs is where you draw the line. Wait, Iso on Ish, can you tell us your thoughts on Kobe beef and Wagyu? What happened?

I just think they overrated. I just think that the few times that, you know, I don't really eat beef, but the few times that I've tried it, it's just overrated to me. I just think niggas be putting too much oomph on shit that costs a lot. Niggas just rock with it because it costs a lot.

Like, oh, yeah, that shit is amazing. That shit is regular degular to me. You'll succumb. All right, go ahead. For context, how do you prefer your steak cooked? Well. Okay. Yeah, there you go.

Well what? I prefer my steak cooked well. What do you mean well? Well done. Me too. Oh, well done. I like that wag there you go. Well, what? I prefer my steak cooked well. What do you mean well? Well done. Me too. Oh, well done. I don't like that Wagyu shit either.

Well done. So the guy that don't eat no beef at all. Right. And when he does, well done. He wants it well done. This is like the girl with no kids trying to tell niggas how to be a mom.

That's what this is. He had me try Wagyu for the first time. I ain't like it either. You told him to send that shit back, see some mac and cheese. But you, I know why you didn't like it. Why I didn't like it? Tell me why.

Because you ordered french fries from a steakhouse. What about that? There's levels. Y'all be laughing at this nigga's joke. That's funny. Y'all still going to get paid. That's like a class thing with you. Yeah, I order fries.

Ish, we assume to be a little more classy than you. But that right there, that speaks to my point. Because it don't matter what your class level or presumed class level is. If some shit tastes good, it tastes good. Talk about it. You could go down the bottom in the dirtiest spots, as we all know, be having banging ass food. Talk about it. Taste-wise.

Okay. But I'm not eating a well-done steak at all. On this know, be having banging ass food. Talk about it. Taste-wise. Okay. But I'm not eating a well-done steak at all. On this topic, though, you're wrong. I'm not being condescending. No, I'm not. Where'd you get your Wagyu from? The last one was at Guesthouse. Because there's levels to Wagyu, too.

It was at Guesthouse. You might have just gotten Wagyu that wasn't good from somewhere. But as you elevate in steak restaurants, the Wagyu is good. It is. Did y'all say something? What part of this, like, what part, like, where did... Nigga, I was in an expensive ass restaurant.

It's like drinking wine. It's like drinking wine. Some people like the bullshit cheap shit that tastes sweet as hell, but, like, good wine is good wine. People get a good wine glass sometimes and be like, this tastes like regular wine to me. Yeah.

What part of the body is the wine that comes from? It's dry and disgusting and that's good wine to them. Yeah, and I feel you, pause, but give me the cheap shit. Man,

that shit be based. Let me get a box, Franzia. Gross. It's just how they do it over there. It's how they feed them. It's how they feed the cow

and all that shit. How they raise them. Yeah, like they got a pig. Clean them. There's some pig that's $1,000 for the pig, the ham and all that shit. How they raise them. Yeah, like they got a pig. Clean them. Some pig that's $1,000 for the ham. I got it.

It's a black pig. Like it's a pig that's in Spain. The ham, literally just the ham, costs a stack. I saw that. Based on how they feed the pig and all that bullshit. That shit probably rocking too. It could be on a big rock. I expect fat niggas to know a little bit about food.

I mean, I guess that's an assumption. That's a stereotype. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to stereotype you. Are you done, bro? Are you done? I didn't mean to do that.

Oh, man. And now you want to say you didn't like the Wagyu. Your little dumbass been back to catch steak every time. French fries was rocking. You've been to catch steak

about five times without me. French fries was rocking out there. Blew your Louis Vans. rocking. You've been to catch steak about five times without me. French fries was rocking out there. Blew your Louis Vance. Look. So you want to, it wasn't Louis Vance

number one. 700 gone now. Stop playing me in front of people. You know why niggas is like that? That's niggas. All right, come on,

come on, man. Because that's the rumor that his Vance don't be good, but it is good. Why is that the rumor? Oh, I don't know. You tell me. I can't because I'm going to get mad.

Not because of me. My man took care of me, nigga. No, if I tell you, I'm going to get mad at you. You gave advances out before? I'm going to get mad. I was getting ready to say the rumor is where was the advance you gave him? What do you mean where was the advance? That's the rumor.

The rumor is I don't pay nobody. Yeah. No, I got an advance. He paid me. You said the rumor was his advances aren't good. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I didn't pay nobody. Yeah. No, I got an advance. He paid me. You said the rumor was his advances aren't good. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that. That's what I'm saying.

I don't know. I didn't hear that. My man took care of me. That's what I thought I was doing. I thought I was doing the right, defending my man. He took care of me. Nobody said nothing.

I asked my man in the middle of an argument. He took care of me. He came and cleared. I said, Joe Button, what? Wait, what did he say?

I looked at my chase. He said, Justin, what the? who the hell? This nigga got a bank? I didn't like that shit. This nigga is stupid. I was hating,

so I didn't like that shit. Joe Button, I said, nah, I don't like that. I don't like that. Who the fuck do you think he is? No,

it be nosy. People at the bank be nosy. You know they go look at your account and shit to say. It flip. Joe Button Network, they be like, you know Joey? You know they go look at your account. They flip. Joe Button Network, they be like, you know Joe Button? You know you gotta. I be like, nah.

I gotta do what? Break niggas off? No. What? Yeah, them. Yeah. Who? Them.

Them. I don't speak cold, nigga. Who? Put a name on the bullet. I am playing a record. My man mad at me still. From Cali. He mad. That nigga said. I am playing a record from Cali. That nigga said I've never known

what happened. That nigga said yo, you got an advance and a contract and this the bullshit. You carry no whip. I've never seen

that nigga let me have it. I've never heard of nigga. I said I saw nigga trying to yell but that shit was so real. He said He said you got an advance And a contract

It cleared And this the shit You walking around I tried to yell at the nigga What? Hold on You trying to say I can't Then it hit you like

Alright alright The nigga was getting nailed And the phone was breaking up The nigga walked outside Lord I heard the nigga footsteps This is the best I can do you got your contract and your shit cleared

that's what my wife was on the phone. That's when she said, oh, what happened? Because she was there. I was like, oh, this nigga crazy. Spend it again? That's what she said. You niggas are going to not play with me in 2020. I'll tell you that one thing.

But it makes sense what he said. Yeah, nigga. I text all. I text all. I'm like, nigga, you got to put me on this shit, my nigga. Y'all niggas. Now sit your fucking family. All right. I'm playing a record.

The Sleeper, man. What they sleeping on? I'm still bad, y'all, from the Sleepers. Brand new, brand new, brand new, brand new. Record is called I Wish You Roses from Kali Uchis. I've never know how to say her last name. I never knew. But she's fire.

Ay. I've never known how to say her last name. I never knew. But she's fire. Hey. And I would be without you. I wish you love. I wish you well. I wish you roses while you can still smile. And pretty flowers can come with these things. But I wish you love. I wish you well. I wish you roses while you can still smile I was a rose in a garden of waves My petals are soft and silky I'm here, I'm someone to honor When I'm gone, I'm someone to mourn

But if you and my heart Should someday drift apart I'll make sure to give you these blessings For first and all that I do Your love's deep as the ocean Don't you drown on me Just know I need love like aliens Forever yours to keep Forever yours to keep Ooh, I wish you roses and roses and roses and roses and roses

I wish you roses I wish you roses Ooh, I wish you roses That's brand new music from Cali Uchis Uchis I know I'm fucking that name up It's brand new music from Cali Uchis. Uchis. I know I'm fucking that name up. Record is called I Wish You Roses.

Shout out to her. Brand new in your phones right this very second. Smooth, smooth, smooth. One verse, one hook on these sleepers, man. There's too many of us in here. We too deep. I'm going big jersey once again. Big jersey.

Oh, New Joe Butt and shit. Let's go, man. Never, right? Jersey. Don't need your button shit. Let's go, man. Turn it up on here. Never, right? Yeah, you ain't putting no music out. Unless I put this album I got in my phone out. But this is Chase Fetty in Cancun. This record is called Slow Down.

Slow Down. Slow Down. Not knowing Chase Fetty. What up? Chase Fetty. What up? Let's go, my nigga Uh, compressing my brick I hit the stove, then I'm stretching my fix

I'm selling big, dawg I don't fuck with regular pit I push weight, nigga I don't care how heavy it get Too long to move, give it back Yeah, I'm petty as shit I need mine, fire with niggas out Like Levi's, B-Wise

Cause this baby draped like Nihara You don't want no smoke, they saying you see I'm black, raw, but I keep faith like B.I. Yeah, a bad boy like Puffin and Miles Well, Planuzzo, you ever think about touching him? Let the water boil in that pot till it's above the rim I've been flipping birdies, now I'm thinking about cutting them Yeah, I'm the shepherd of my herd

Play the field and get locked, you will never get a word Oh, guap, for this medicine we purge Niggas talking fish scale, but they never seen a word Oh guap for this medicine we purge Niggas talking fish scale but they never seen a bird Slow down Two O's away from a kilo Cancelo in Miami with the Lambo like damn arena Play the fool I be waving the tools Boom Depot

Surgical with this motherfucker Jake real lethal And watch who it be they said it be your own people And all them extra haters that be sitting in the bleachers Damn he still balling yeah you hear it nigga sneakers And never hold a bitch if you know you can't keep her You spoiler, roll of your down in Van Cleefa I'ma chase the bag, I can show you how to run it up I got that fettie too Hey, what's up? Hello You was flexing for a rapper Strutting on my life I've been stuck in like a capper You was just a capper I'ma chase the bag I can show you how to run it up

They gon' chase the bag But they gon' show you how to fuck it up Show you how to double up Stack it up Run em up Coke jumping in and out the pot Like it's double dutch I was getting rid of weight

Nothing like a tummy tuck Call this bitch sucky duck Cause the way she suck it up Now I'm getting sloppy top Hopping out the dropy top Lindsay, I can run this home Smelling like Baccarat Damn!

Once again, that's Slow Down, Chase Fetty, and Cancun. Big, big, big jersey. Who was that second nigga? That was hard. Yes, I knew you was going to laugh. Who was that second nigga? Second nigga. Second nigga wasn't playing with him.

I'm going to play some Eto. This is Rock City Stories. So that's Sinatra. Huh? Yeah. Fuckin' new bands, I'm cuttin' loose ends Odie taught me that while slammin' his conchie at The same army hat, same speeds of life, different habits The same laundry mat, we stood in front of changed all we had It took away your niggas took away all got put away reading a couple books a day

It's looking great. We'll witness the sunny side She a dirty dancer with hungry eyes think it's greener ain't no misdemeanors there now the civil me is rare ain't got sympathy to bear niggas walking on they last limb thirsty and they casting trash bin i pray they don't sentence me to chair it's all the race to the top i heard it's lonely up but it's only us it won't work if we don't re-up you don't know what I know. The older I grow, I shed light, spoke the gospel.

Let's go, y'all. Niggas knew the steez, I don't shoot the breeze. Death moving threes, and I just caught two degrees. Tell them to save you if you believe. I don't brag about them, I just do my theez. That's Rock City Stories by Ito. You really only played one verse. Yeah, but it's the game. One verse, one hook.

It's all right. Let's get in, get out. You know what I mean? This is Matt Keene and Esther. The name of the song is Super. Nothing ever change if you ain't got that action You can set sail, baby, I'll be your captain Good vibes, baby, that's what I practice night and night We be out on the low Hittin' your spot cause I know where to go

And back to back, now we caught on a roll Do it again cause we need it some more Melodies and vacations and sticky situations Sorry testing my patience Fuck outta here, niggas. Don't look at me while your sleep is on. Don't look at me while your sleep is on,

because I get mad. I mean, you're doing that just for you. I mean, you're doing that just for you. I love her, your body's so sweet. I'm a cover lover, you shouldn't hire me. Super, super lover. You know what I mean? You stole my other joint. I was going, you know what I mean? That was my little plan B.

That was the uppercut. It was that right there, man. It's cool. I can't, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? I might give him a little amp love on that one. I bet you might give him a little. Who. That was the uppercut. It was that right there, man. It's cool. I mean, you know what I'm saying? I might give him a little amp love on that one. I bet you might give him a little Mac King.

Ish, I ain't gonna lie to you. You my man. I ain't gonna lie to you. Once you got Apple Music, once you got Apple Music, yo, you've been doing a good job. Word. So before Apple Music,

it was caca? Nah, Alex held you down before. My bad, my bad. You hit a hate, yo. You hit a hate. That was hate. It was accurate, but it was Kaka? Nah, Alex held you down before. Did I say that? My bad, my bad. You hear the hate, yo? You hear the hate? That was hate. That was hate?

It was accurate, but it was hate. How about to say it can't be hate if it's true? It was accurate. You get your sleeper with some of them other people you be interviewing. Hilarious. Not over here. What you got, Mel? Oh.

Mel, what you got? I got... Real niggas. Somebody that's solid, loyal. Flo Rida? Wow. My bad Wow You right

You know with 82 million dollars I doubt he's gonna put out Any new music I've been mad I missed the boots With the fur In the furry Reference game

Earlier Gerbil Can you at least tell me How it ended Was it you or him Cause that's the part That's gonna get you sick Nah nah

Don't mutual me No it was him Tell the truth man I broke. No, it was him. Tell the truth, man. I broke up. No, it was him. I broke up with him. So it was you.

What? You ended it. The one that ended it. I ended it, yeah. This nigga stupid. I mean. Little tolerance. Would have suited your answer some patience Annie spun twice?

Annie spun he came back came trying to come back Floyd at him for it but she wanted to have our dignity in front I decided long ago never to walk in anyone's shadow But you want to have our dignity in front I decided long

So we got some sleep. It was so bad. Good thing it's still looking good, though. You're going to get that, nigga. Don't try to leave us. Don't try to leave us when you get them, too. Don't try to Meg and Mark L us. Come sit your little hot ass right over here. Put it in the country. Yeah, yeah, that's going to happen.

Because I can see what she's about to do. Come on, now. You know what? If I came into money, I would still come to work. This is fun. I say that, too. I love this. Melissa Ford. I used to say that at. I say that too. I love this. Melissa Ford.

I used to say that at my other job. Ice whatever your name is. Okay, my sleeper is called Human by Green T. Ping. And this is from a Broadway play that just was released. Stop the hate campaign. John David Washington was in this play. Look, the instruments, everything is... They say she's been smoking us, though.

Okay. Oh, there's some earthy shit. That's why you dress like... Hey. Searching for balance. Praying for balance. Searching for a lot. Searching for 82 million. You can smell the incense.

Some shit Tina be playing. Crystal Fage. Some shit Tina be playing. She gonna get them back. I'm gonna play this on air. Hey! Hey! I'ma play this on air. Ayyyyy. Ayyyyy. Throw away these phones. Don't control this shit.

I wish we could. That's what that nigga did with your phone number. He threw your phone number in the trash. I love that Mel could take a joke. It's funny as shit. Cause she gonna get him back. She ain't worried. She laughing now, nigga.

She letting other bitches get out of the way. Take this identity, shit. This the good Molly. Buy this little motherfucker. What song is this? Green Tea Pain. Oh, it was in the tea. I know that was on something. Oh it was in the tea I know that was on something searching for balance praying for clarity my strip me naked take this

be fair be fair be fair be fair flip be fair be fair and we let her break the rule Yo. Split is wild. Be fair. Split the advance. Hey, hey, four ways. Oh, nigga muted up now. Quiet. Oh, exactly. Brand new music.

Or old music. I don't even know I can't tell Green tea and ginger Green tea panga It's a little slap though It's called human It's nice It's nice

T-Pain changed This whole shit up Thank you There you go Alright Sound like some shit Tina No I can't

I'm not allowed Tina be playing When she in there Breaking her arm They call me Judas He's off limits They call me Judas He's off limits They call me Brutus We got it

Apologize to me on camera Really good pod this week Man Uh oh There we go You gotta at least dance to it You wanna do a little something for TikTok You gotta at least dance to it, man. You want to do a little something for TikTok? You got to at least dance to it.

Get a little TikTok. Come on, man. Little TikTok. Listen, OK? They'll do it. Let me tell you something. If one of y'all do it with her, I might get her to do it. All right, come on, Ish.

And you look young. This is perfect for you right now. You look like an old nigga trying to look young. But niggas just stay home through her 30 years. Your young years got you some clothes. That nigga look like, yo, the kids don't even wear that shit no more. He look like he about to do a Europe drill. At the time this song came out,

guess who was the spokeswoman for Apple Bottom Jeans? Oh, you just blew a bunch of bags. Yo, listen, man, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next time, I bid you adieu. Farewell, adios, arrivedercici hasta la vista arvois so long goodbye if i said some in this podcast that you're gonna take great offense to or will get any of us cancelled remember it was all in fun yeah read the description just a little jokey joke i mean nobody We got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

Hey. Hey. Look at Ish with the callback. Let me stop the music. Look at Ish with the callback. Let me stop the music. He still was wondering. I thought you said you didn't even go low.

Shit was on his mind from hour one. Oh, my God. You about to dance. You good? I was getting. Yo, why are y'all dying for her to do a dance? No, it's not going to happen. She's not. You about to dance. You good? I was getting good. Yo, why are y'all dying for her to do a dance? She's not next on the dance list. I did one.

Now one of y'all should do one. I'll do another one too. That's how much of a f***ing guy I am. Oh yeah, let's start the music. You got it right. You gonna get it now? No? Hey!

I do remember. Keep us in your prayers, blah, blah, blah. The baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it. She showed her. Jean, the boots with the fur

Go Mel, go Mel Go Mel, go Mel He got low from you Yo, y'all hold it down out there We're gonna be here the street, I'm gonna be on the street Flip, you gotta get off Mel Dick, too. You gotta get off Mel Dick. You don't think you on Mel Dick? I'm asking. I'm asking. You don't think you clip riding Mel? Stop with that dick word.

All right, clip. You don't think you clip riding? Like, for sex episodes in a row, too. Hey, hey. But you won't do a dance with her. You won't do some content with her. You do content with other people, though. Oh, shit.

Yo, let me see another one of those. I ain't gonna lie to you. Let me see that shit again. Shorty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low. Wee. All right, we gone, man. Y'all hold it down. Peace, blessings, health, wealth, prosperity.

Everybody have a good, safe, clean weekend. Head on a swivel, please. Go Giants. And go Cowboys, too. Go Cowboys. Get the shit off. We're trying to play cool, man. You said what? Who's playing cool? What I'm supposed to say? Yeah, yeah. Go Cowboys. Stop playing with me, bro. On camera. They said that you got me on Patreon What I'm supposed to say? Yeah, yeah, go Cowboys. Stop playing with me, bro. On camera.

They said that you got me on Patreon. I'm not. I'm on your top paws. Yo. Yeah. They'll talk over the intro, the outro. They'll talk over anything. Anything.

Anytime it looks like you're doing some producing. Right. They'll just step right all over that You good? You want to say any more last words? New nigga on the show What's up new nigga? You got last words? You want to end the Joe Budden podcast? Queen flip?

Please You've never heard of Joe Budden?